Why Does Joe Biden Keep Falling Down? . . . Is Joe Biden too Old to be President?

The grossly-overpaid podcasting dream team of Adam and Jeff wonder why Joe Biden keeps falling down flights of stairs.   They conclude that his recent mishaps are probably not merely his personal renditions of traditional Serbo-Croatian folk dances.  Jeff points out that the Biden family, which is renowned throughout the world for its business prowess, is missing out on the opportunity to have President Biden be the "face" of the company that markets medical alert devices that go off whenever the wearer falls down.  Adam and Jeff rack their brains to come up with safer ways to get President Biden up the stairs of Air Force One including building a special golden throne that the President could sit upon while being lifted upward by four swarthy attendants accompanied by the sounds of "Hail to the Chief."