President Biden continues to set dubious records with the recent report that the Border Patrol nabbed more than 250,000 illegal migrants trying to enter the United States along the pretend southern border in December 2023 alone. Adam and Jeff talk about the so-called $100 billion proposal to link a new "border security" bill with continued funding for Ukraine and Israel; these funds were apparently found in a couch in the west wing of the White House by the cleaning crew and so should not cause any concern to the three people in Washington, D.C., who still think that federal budgets should be balanced. Unfortunately, the "border security" bill does little more than to simply authorize the flow of illegal migrants to the United States, giving visas to almost anyone who can breathe and continuing to provide tax-payer funded vacations across the United States to anyone who promises that they will show up for an asylum hearing in the next ten years or so. Adam and Jeff point out that they are not anti-immigration but are certainly opposed to unfettered mass migration. Instead they support a point system used by many other countries in which potential applicants are ranked in terms of educational and critical skills so that only the best and the brightest are permitted entry. They also applaud Governor Abbot of Texas who has taken it upon himself to do everything he can to defend Texas from this illegal invasion of millions of persons while fighting a federal government that seems to have no interest in protecting its own citizenry. Jeff points out that the Great Wall of China provides an example of the way in which a big border wall can also be a profitable tourist attraction and suggests that the funding could come from the ever-growing Omaha Bugle National Bank & Trust.