Burley Returns: The Duality of Man

Burley is back after nearly two years, and he’s bringing the chaos with him! In this unfiltered and hilarious episode, we dive into everything from the latest South Park madness and the Trump parody controversy to the crushing weight of student loan debt and how we got scammed by the American education system. We touch on government conspiracies, false flags, Rockefeller’s role in medicine, and why weed is still a Schedule I drug while cocaine isn’t. We also get personal, discussing Burley’s 100-pound weight loss journey, my mysterious health symptoms, and our new love/hate relationship with AI assistants. Strap in — this episode has zero chill and even less political correctness. 

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Transcript

Intro Song

Rob Valincius: Happy thirsty Friday. That's where we're going with today. 'cause we're recording on a Friday because, uh, I don't know. Fuck people, uh, this is the Drink Clock podcast. I'm your host, Rob Valincius. And guess what guys? I have the pleasure of having Burley back on the show. It's been almost two fucking years, bro.

Barely two years. I've known you for two years. That's wild to me.

Burley: it's weird that I've known you this long and we still haven't banged. It's odd.

Rob Valincius: I haven't seen your dick yet, which is like, like odd, right?

Burley: It looks a lot like that South Park episode last night. Lemme tell you

Rob Valincius: Dude. Tell me how good that South Park episode was.

Burley: the reason I was five minutes late is 'cause I was showing my wife the ending, the, the PSA, it might be the greatest thing ever. Um, I could not stop laughing.

Rob Valincius: Dude, I was laughing, so I, I said, I said to T dog, I'm like. I am, I can, well, I can call her Tasha now because it's my show, but, uh, like I'm telling Tasha, I'm like, dude, I'm sitting here and I'm, she was la she was chuckling. I'm crying because I know, like I'm, I know Trump is sitting in his goddamn stupid oval office and some poor intern is like, sir, I think you should see this

Burley: yeah.

Rob Valincius: now. I didn't do it. Other people did. You know, like, but they're making fun of your dick. And, and you know, he's like, what? I have the greatest dick. All people wanna touch my dick. You know, like, um,

Burley: say the best Dick, the greatest Dick,

Rob Valincius: the best dick with eyes you've ever seen. Um, they were interviewing, I don't know if you saw the clips of this, you know how I am with TikTok, but they were interviewing, um, was it Trey?

Burley: Matt and Dre. Yeah.

Rob Valincius: Matt and Trey, and uh, they're like, you know, what do you think of the response to the new, the new episode? And, uh, I think it was Trey. I don't know. I can get them mixed up, but, uh, he's like, we're very sorry. And then they all just started laughing hysterically. But like, dude, think about that. Like they signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount, and Paramount paid Trump 16 million to settle the lawsuit because of the whole thing with Kamala.

Right? And they did that 'cause they're trying to merge with Skydance, which I don't even know who the fuck Skydance even is by the way.

Burley: The real money.

Rob Valincius: oh, okay. Uh, so they're trying to merge with Skydance and then so when they do the merge, then Skydance is gonna pay Trump $20 million for settling the lawsuit. Right?

So the moment it was settled and then they signed the deal, that's when they're like, all right, fuck it. We're putting this episode out. So by them putting that episode out, they're basically baiting Trump into either re suing p. Or the whole fucking deal falling apart because apparently Paramount has been fucking with them with their deal for years and like fucking with all their shit, which is just, that's like four D chess type shit, right?

Burley: you, could you tell what Jesus was saying on there when he was like, he is like, don't mess a paramount. He's going like, dude, don't mess a paramount. You don't wanna end up like, Colbert, Colbert said that thing about Trump and he got fired the next

Rob Valincius: Oh yeah.

Burley: what he was sitting there whispering the whole time.

Like he That's blatantly saying it like, you're, come at us. That's ba that's fucking hilarious. Hilarious.

Rob Valincius: made, they had to have made an episode in what, a week and a half. Like

Burley: It's, it's seven days to air. Yeah, it's, it's, it takes seven days to, to make a a, a South break episode. Yeah.

Rob Valincius: just, I, I love them so much. Like I wish more shows had the balls to just do shit like that.

Burley: I think that they're like the only untouchable show because they, they said that about, um, up until they left Comedy Central properly, south Park was like the only untouchable show, and then it became Rob Derich. But before that it was just South Park were Gods, you know what I mean? Would it help if I mo I look like a goddamn ghost.

Hold on.

Rob Valincius: yeah, you're, you're pretty white. It's okay. I mean,

Burley: Oh, I look weird now. Hold on it

Rob Valincius: show us your nipples.

Burley: All right. That's better. That's better. All.

Rob Valincius: no, I think you need to stay back. I,

Burley: Well, now I look like a cholo. I'll, I'll take it.

Rob Valincius: nah, no. Nah, I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't know about that. I, but yeah, I think you just gotta play with your lighting. But, um, apparently also, uh, fuck, I lost my train of thought. 'cause they were, um, they were talking to them at this panel.

And oh, they were talking about showing Trump's dick,

Burley: Yeah.

Rob Valincius: they're like, the only way we could show his dick was put was putting eyeballs on it. They're like, we had a conversation, a bunch of grown men sat in a room for four days and had a conversation about Trump's dick, and they're like, we should censor it.

And, and I, I don't, I don't know if it was Trey or Matt. Uh, I forget. I, I don't know. I can't tell my part. Um, but I forget which one said, they're like, no, we're not censoring his dick. We are not censoring the dick. I guess when he was getting in bed with Satan, they're like, we should censor. We're gonna censor.

Burley: That was hilarious.

Rob Valincius: fucking censor it.

Burley: It, here's the, here's the deal is, I know that we've talked about this on Raging Pillage is. How many times have you made your dick lips talk before these guys actually put it on tv? You never sat there and just went your dick tip?

Rob Valincius: we, we all have done it. all have done it.

Burley: I make a whistle at my wife.

Rob Valincius: But like, dude, I mean, just, it's a, it's a 11 outta 10. Like it's gotta be a top 10 episode, if not a top five episode due to timing all the shit that they made fun of. And I feel like it's, I don't, my only criticism of it is to have that as the first episode. It sets such a high bar that I don't think they're, they're gonna hit like, they're gonna be good episodes, but it's not gonna be like that.

Burley: unless they do, unless this is the whole season going at, has, has the White House responded yet? Has anything been said?

Rob Valincius: They did. Yeah. Trump apparently said, I want Sure. I I would like to quote it, babe. Do you remember what he said? That there isn't, they're, they're insignificant, not relevant or not relevant? They haven't been relevant in years. Haven't been relevant in years.

Burley: He is incorrect there,

Rob Valincius: Yeah. Trump response. Yeah, there it is.

Alright. White House slammed South Park over Donald Trump parody episode, which I thought it was hilarious that they used his real face because like when they, when they went into storm on, um, Garrison, he's like, I, I put that shit away years ago.

Burley: Should we have said spoilers at the beginning of this episode?

Rob Valincius: oh yeah, probably. Well, look, it's been a couple days at this point and if you haven't seen or heard anything, fuck you.

This, this will be next week's episode. So I, you know what? I give one people one week

Burley: I'd tell you this, on the, on the, the Torrent site that I get all my entertainment from, it was number one on there. It is the number one on there. Yeah, a hundred percent.

Rob Valincius: had to be so, so this is what, uh, this is what they said. So the left, the left's hypocrisy truly has no end for years. They have come after South Park for what they labeled as offense. Offense content, which it should be offensive, but suddenly they're praising the show. Uh, just like the creators of South Park, the left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.

The show has been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas. In a desperate attempt for attention, president Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country's history. And no fourth rate show can derail President Trump's hot streak.

He, they can suck a dick.

Burley: dude, I'm telling you, I was, I was on the, the side of the Orange man, and I'm kind of on a fuck Trump train right now, dude. I mean, we all, we all watch the fucking presidency like kind of excited, you know? And then lately I'm kind of on a fuck that guy trip, dude.

Rob Valincius: Yeah. Look, you know, on this show we don't get super political, you know, sometimes it hits, but I will say this. Fuck Trump as well, obviously. Um, because dude, the student loan thing's gonna fuck me. I'm so fucked. I actually might, it might be cheaper. And I'm, I'm trying to convince Sasha this, it might be cheaper for me to go back to school halftime

Burley: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rob Valincius: paying my loans.

Burley: Take two classes. Yeah. That's all you need do.

Rob Valincius: Like, dude, it's gonna be like, like a ridic, like my, I think it's gonna jump. 'cause I was on a save plan, which they, which they axed because I would've gotten, you know, um, forgiveness in way too little time, whatever. And by the way, I looked, I, I was looking at the numbers and I, I follow a couple people that, uh, do stuff for, for student loans.

And the one guy said that their, the revenue that they're gonna bring in is like 300 billion, but it's gonna cost 90% more to hit all of these people for garnishing wages. And it's gonna actually cost them more money. To go after it than it is to bring it in.

Burley: So the people that had their shit forgiven, they're done.

Rob Valincius: They're good. Yeah.

Burley: That's crazy dude. How, how close were you to having it forgiven?

Rob Valincius: Uh, I was, I was years away, but I, it would've been, you know, five or six years of a $200 payment and I would've been forgiven, which was fine. I would've paid that shit with a smile on my face. Now, my payment might be eight or $900 a month.

Burley: There's gotta be, is it one of those things, kinda like medical things, like if you're paying 'em a dollar a month, they can't go to collections. You're technically just late.

Rob Valincius: no. They'll take that. Apparently they'll take it to, if you're a certain amount of time late, they'll take you to collections and then they'll, the, the, because it's federal, they'll garnish your wages, so you have no way around it.

Burley: That's

Rob Valincius: And I've had my, when I was younger, I had my wages garnished. And if it wasn't for fucking Tasha, I would've been homeless because they garnished my wages for like two years.

And they took a lot. And, and this was at a time where I just wasn't making a ton of money and I still don't make a ton of money, but I, I'm way better now than I was then. And they do, they took 15% of my paycheck before I even saw it.

Burley: dude, I tell you what, if I had to pay, if I had to make an additional $800 payment right now, I'd be fucked. I would be fucked.

Rob Valincius: Look, and here's the

Burley: would sell one of my kids there. Any, are there any like new Epstein's rising up? I got one for sale Doc. Yeah.

Rob Valincius: if, are you in Columbia?

Burley: Yeah.

Rob Valincius: Hmm. Um, but I had, um, yeah, I mean, look, dude, it's, it sucks. And it's like, I actually was part of the ITT security borrower stuff, and I still have not gotten paid out on that. So they were supposed to at least, at least forgive like 10 or 15

Burley: Like ITT Tech.

Rob Valincius: Yeah, I went to I TT tech for a year and a half.

Found out it was basically a school for, for for retards

Burley: Is isn't that like, what is that? What is that? What's the name of the other one? Dude, DeVry. Isn't that basically DeVry? Alright.

Rob Valincius: yeah. And, and I mean, dude, I was, I was literally, and look, I'm not a pompous person. I think you've known me by now. If I am smarter than the principal of the school,

Burley: yeah, that's a problem

Rob Valincius: it, I, I, I, I just, I was like, I can't do this. So I just left, but I spent, like, that was back in the day where they just kept giving you money.

And I was 18. Like, so here's my thing, right? A lot of people, and I've seen this all over social media, man, this is gonna be a divisive episode. I love it. Um,

Burley: do this.

Rob Valincius: all over social media, all you see is all these fucking right wing, right. Republican. I'm Republican, you got student loans, you should fucking pay 'em back.

You piece of shit. Right? That's, that's, that's the, their, their thing. And then the left goes, well, you know, they took a hundred grand to be a doctor or they're gonna be a teacher and they can, they don't have Right. Those are like the two left things. I'm a liberal, I'm in the middle. I, I understand both sides of the argument now as someone that has,

Burley: You're a centrist.

Rob Valincius: as someone that has 60 grand in student loan debt with just an associate's degree

Burley: Yeah.

Rob Valincius: as a millennial, right?

Burley: 60 grand for an associates is fucking diabolical day. Jesus.

Rob Valincius: So I went to school out of high school. It was like a year, maybe half a year outta high school because I was told if I didn't go to college, I would never get a good job.

Burley: Yeah. Same here. Yeah. We were fucked. Yeah. We were fucked.

Rob Valincius: There was zero education on student loans. And I, I'll give you this, uh, my ba PNC called me. They were one of my, my student loan RS in the beginning.

And they were like, Hey, Mr. Valencia, blah, blah, blah. Um, you know, just, do you need more money? I'll never forget this car. Like, dude, I was, this was 18, so we're talking literally 20 years ago. They're like, um, do you need more money? And I'm like, uh, yes,

Burley: Yes, I do.

Rob Valincius: give me money. And they're like, okay, well, we'll adjust your loans and give you more money.

I'm like, great. So then I just went out and fucking blew it on Boo, you know, like, and, and, and dumb shit. So like, they didn't educate us right. On how bad it was gonna be growing up. And they didn't educate you on, um, interest rates. They said you had to go to college. There were so many things. And then now it's like, you don't need to go to college.

Burley: You wanna get really weird? Do you wanna get really weird with it? You wanna make this episode really weird?

Rob Valincius: of course.

Burley: Andrew Carnegie, you familiar with this name? Carnegie

Rob Valincius: Uh, yes.

Burley: of this nature. All right. He was one of those old school billionaires that you never really knew what they did. He wasn't like Mr.

I mean, to quote Tim Dillon, he wasn't one of these cool billionaires that wants to be like on TV and shit. Like Elon and fucking Jeff Bezos. These were these, these oil people from way back in the day that were doing real evil shit behind the scenes. Right? Well, he was known for being like, everybody talks about he was a real big philanthropist and put all of his money into, into the school systems and things like that.

Well, yes, he donated a lot to the education system, but he also, by donating all that money, quote unquote donating, gained a lot of power and got to, uh, choose the curriculums. Why don't we learn about finances in school? They. high school, middle school, junior high. Did you?

Rob Valincius: 'cause they want you to be poor. It's.

Burley: Exactly. He has a quote. He is like, I don't need a nation of thinkers.

I need a nation of workers. Our entire school system is built to make us factory workers. Dude, every, everything about it is to make us factory workers. That's why we don't know shit. And then these fucking privately owned oncologists came in like, okay, well we can do, people are probably screaming at the radio right now.

He's an idiot. Fuck him. Now. This is just what I, I figured out, dude, I figured this out. Fucking burley's sometimes. Smart fucking, but yeah. And then they, they, they have these predatory lending from these fucking schools, dude. And it but fucks us. Yeah. I got lucky and just only went to community college and apparently, uh, I filled out my FAFSA incorrectly.

I never got any money, but, um,

Rob Valincius: probably was the best thing for you, bro,

Burley: good chance.

Rob Valincius: uh, I've actually only probably actually taken out a loan for 30 grand, so 30 of it's probably just interest.

Burley: That's wild. What's the interest on a, what's the average interest on a student loan?

Rob Valincius: five, 6%. And,

Burley: That's lower than I thought it would be.

Rob Valincius: that's now, that wasn't what it was back in the day. It was even higher back in the day. Um, and, and look, you know, I understand the argument on both sides, but I gotta tell you, man, like someone like me who's, you know, I'm, I'm middle class. I don't know of where I am in that middle class bracket.

Um, but I'll tell you, I, I mean, it's, it's, and um, the guy, the one guy that I follow who's, he's a, he's a, um, a Philly guy actually. Um, and he was talking and he was like, before anyone fucking says anything, I think everyone should have to pay back their student loans. So before you cocksuckers get into my dms or whatever and start telling me that.

Yeah, you're a liberal piece of shit. Whatever. He's like, I think you need to pay your student loans. But I also think when you have people that are, 5 million people are in default and their student loans right now, which means 5 million people are gonna get wage garnished soon. Which means you're gonna cripple, you're basically gonna cripple the middle and lower class by tenfold.

Now I'll find a way to go around paying 800 bucks a month. 'cause I can't afford it. I will be crippled. I won't, I will have zero money. Right? Uh, so I'll find a way, I'll get around it somehow, but I don't think there's other people that no offense or smart enough, or have enough resources to figure that out, and they're just gonna get fucked.

Burley: bro. Brother. Brother, I'm gonna, I'm gonna ask you a question right now. Okay. First off, there's 42.7 million borrowers with student loans right now. What do you think the. Total outstanding student loan debt is currently in America.

Rob Valincius: I will go 10 trillion.

Burley: Oh, way lower. That's a lot of money, dude.

Rob Valincius: Okay. Uh, I'll go, I'll go 2 trillion.

Burley: 1.777 trillion

Rob Valincius: Okay.

Burley: nuts, dude.

Rob Valincius: Yeah, it's, that's, and, and look, I under, I understand the democratic side of it, where they were trying to alleviate some of the burden and obviously it was gonna be on American taxpayers. I and I, so I get why people were angry, but I think, I think people are shortsighted.

'cause one, it's not really coming outta your pocket. Why aren't, why aren't people getting mad that. You know, Nancy Pelosi makes 240 grand a year, but is somehow worth 250 million.

Burley: Oh, they're mad. Just what can we do about it?

Rob Valincius: You, you know what I mean? Like, people aren't getting mad at some of these people who are, who worked the system and whatever.

They're gonna get mad at the people who went to school and took out loans, not realizing that one education in the beginning, especially for millennials, was dog shit. There was none, you know?

Burley: well the, the last generation to truly have it better than their parents was Gen X. Gen X fucked us dog

Rob Valincius: Oh, big time.

Burley: Yeah,

Rob Valincius: Well look at it. I mean, look at it like, uh, I, I should touch this the other day. It was like, um, and it was like 1985 wages, house payment or house cost. And it was like the average house pay, or the average, uh, person made 25 or 26 grand. And then the average house cost was 85. Right? It's normally three to four times what you're making.

Now. The average person makes, I wanna say it was 70, which I feel like is super high, but it's like 7,440 grand is the average house

Burley: yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that's, it's fucking crazy. Yeah.

Rob Valincius: absurd. Like, how do you will, like, how can people afford? And, and I mean, look, I live in Philly and they had that fucking trash strike, right? And you know, these guys are making 40 grand a year and they're literally smelling like shit when they come home and they're like, we need, we need a little bit more money to fucking deal with this shit.

'cause we literally can't afford to pay our rent, let alone we got two kids. Or, you know, whatever the case is,

Burley: Well, I mean that You're talking about rent too, man. No. Can he anybody even afford to buy a house anymore? Man.

Rob Valincius: you really can't. And I mean, uh, there's just, I you mentioned Carnegie. 'cause I was gonna, I brought this up on my show before that Rockefeller did the same thing to medical.

Burley: Actually, it's Carnegie Hall. Okay. It is. Okay. It is not Rockefeller. Is it Rockefeller? I might be thinking of Rockefeller. Fuck me, dude. Am I even out misinformation? I might

Rob Valincius: Rockefeller was, Rockefeller was oil. I don't know, I don't know too much about Carnegie, but Rockefeller did the same thing with medical.

Burley: who is Steel? Who is Steel? Carnegie Steel? Steel. Uh, hold on. I'm looking it up now 'cause I feel like an asshole if I'm wrong on all that

Rob Valincius: because Rockefeller was oil and I know he, he did a lot with the medical education because he was trying to get rid of, I think he had a ton of petroleum and he was trying to, he was trying to figure out how he would, 'cause I think it was after the war or whatever, he was trying to figure out what he would do with it.

So what he did was he started donating all this shit to medical schools, but he wanted input on like, medical shit because he wanted these doctors to start prescribing and, and getting rid of the shit that he didn't need anymore. So instead of all the holistic shit that we had back in the day, like, Hey, if you have a head.

Go outside and get 15 minutes of sun or you know, eat an apple, shit like that. It's like, here, pop this pill, you'll be fine. You know, and that's where our medical shit kind of just went totally haywire towards, uh, modern medicine is because this guy created, he donated shit ton of money, created, all got rid of, scrubbed all the medical books of all the holistic shit you can do so that these doctors can basically

Burley: Mm-hmm.

Rob Valincius: shit that's gonna make you sick.

Burley: Wasn't Rockefeller the guy that made fi like basically fought to get, uh, marijuana illegal?

Rob Valincius: Did he own the hemp stuff or did he, was he fighting against hemp? I don't know if

Burley: Who, who is the hemp guy

Rob Valincius: paper. I

Burley: fighting for paper? I thought he was fighting for paper.

Rob Valincius: Yeah, he was fighting for paper. I don't remember who, who that was.

Burley: I was right on Carnegie, by the way. Thank God we didn't have to retract everything. I said I'm gonna cut all that. I'm gonna look like our fucking faggot retard to quote South Park.

Rob Valincius: Oh my God. Dude, that was so good. And we, me, me and Tasha just looked at each other. I was like, re I told you. Retarded. It's back, baby.

Burley: Yeah. It's way, it's way back. Dude. I'm pumped. Dude. My wife, I showed my wife that part too. She went, I'm glad there, I'm glad the retards are backed. Uh, hemp. Lemme see

Rob Valincius: all right, while you're looking this up,

Burley: I got this, I got this. We're right here.

Rob Valincius: you got it. All right.

Burley: Somebody that, William Randolph Hearst. We were both way off. Okay? I brought you in there too.

I know you didn't know, but

Rob Valincius: I, I

Burley: here with me. You're here with me. But

Rob Valincius: Uh, um, look, man, talk to us. Where have you been over these past two years? It's been almost two years since you've been on the show. Tell us where you're at. You know, and I know if anyone's ever watched Raging Pillage. You got, look, see, you got a new background, man. Tell us what's going on.

Burley: got a new house.

Rob Valincius: Who?

Burley: Speaking of, uh, things I can't afford. Uh, if the background changes in a couple months, you know why?

Rob Valincius: Hmm.

Burley: the place. Slight electrical fire and I got the insurance. Uh, nah. But yeah, I moved, had a lot on my plate. Moving sucks, especially when you have bad credit, so you have to like, come up with ways to work shit out.

And then it was becoming very stressful. Putting up a show was not a thing. So in the last two years though, shit, what have I done? I mean, I quit drinking every day. That was

Rob Valincius: Yeah, you, you're on the healthy kick now.

Burley: Yeah, when I've, I've lost a, yeah, I've lost a hundred pounds since I was on the show last. Um,

Rob Valincius: Should I make that like the, uh, the thumbnail for the YouTube video? Like a picture of you on the show from 23?

Burley: I don't even wanna see me on the show. I don't even want to, I don't even remember what I looked like on the show, but it can't be good. That was at my worst dude,

Rob Valincius: Oh yeah.

Burley: just

Rob Valincius: When I met you, you were like, you were at the, the tip of the spiral. It was great,

Burley: I, yeah, I came in trashed on that episode. I remember just like, let's go.

Rob Valincius: especially 'cause we o we only talked through email before, so I had no idea what the fuck I was getting myself into. Now I do.

Burley: Anyway, it's, it's a fun time. Everybody, everybody enjoys it. So, oh, here's a funny thing. So I recently, uh, I went to a, a beach house last weekend, and it was all my friends were there and their spouses and stuff. And then I, I knew this had happened one time before, but I didn't know how prevalent it was with all of my friends.

Um, anytime any of them gets a new girlfriend or whatever, and then I'm about to come around, they have to have like, sit them down and be like, Hey, you know, Burley's kind of a crazy guy. He's gonna say a lot of shit that's gonna be offensive. He doesn't mean it, he's just trying to see what you'll do. But just letting you know, like,

Rob Valincius: Hilarious

Burley: I knew about it one time, but then when I started asking the groups, like, yeah, he, he did, Chris did it too.

And yeah, Justin did too, and I'm fucking kidding

Rob Valincius: Wow.

Burley: me.

Rob Valincius: So they have to give a disclaimer. Hey. Hey, babe. So, uh, Bradley was just saying his friends have to give a disclaimer before they meet his, their new girlfriends. What?

Burley: Not to me, to me to them.

Rob Valincius: Yeah. Yeah. He, they, he basically, they basically have to sit their girlfriends down and say, Hey, Burley is, uh, he's gonna say some things that is so stupid.

She said, that is so stupid.

Burley: There was this 18-year-old kid at the party, and it's the son of one, of one of my buddy's girlfriends. And, uh, he's got cancer

Rob Valincius: Oh, no. Oh no. Just tee it up.

Burley: yeah, yeah, he, he just literally teed it up for me. Like, that's all I needed to know. And my buddy was kinda keeping an eye on me and the next day I, I black, I blacked out. So I, I, at a certain point. Uh, apparently he got really mad at me 'cause I told him even if he was younger, Epstein would not have even looked his way 'cause he is too ugly.

Uh, and then, and then,

Rob Valincius: That's hilarious.

Burley: and I asked, so, uh, I finally got in the car, in the car with just my butt and I was like, dude, did I say anything fucking like offensive. You know the funniest thing you said that he didn't even hear you say it. I was like, what happened? He goes, apparently he said something to you, like started walking away and he is like, I'm sorry you were born with cancer and not a personality.

I was like, oh my God.

I said, thank God he didn't hear that. Yeah, he has a tumor behind his eye that's inoperable. So just.

Rob Valincius: Damn. So like, all right, so, so, so he's just gonna, is he gonna lose an eye? Is he gonna die like.

Burley: I dunno. It was the first time I ever met him and I didn't really wanna talk about cancer. I was there, I was there for a good time, not a long time, you know what I'm saying?

Rob Valincius: That's actually hilarious. I'm not gonna lie.

Burley: But yeah. But yeah, that's pretty much been it, man. I've fucking just been trying to do better. I'm running now like a real grief, you know?

Rob Valincius: Yeah, he's, he's, he is got this running thing going. I'm, I'm gonna get back to it. Um, it's been, it's been a while. Um, Josh thought I was going to keel over and have a heart attack

Burley: how's your breathing? Once you get your breathing down, you're good to go.

Rob Valincius: um, well, here's the thing. So, uh, I, I have some health stuff going on. I think it, I think I might have a neurological problem.

Like, uh, I don't know what it is I'm gonna talk to. Um, so I get this like, almost like tingling, I don't wanna say burning, almost like tingling sensation, but it's all over my body except my dick, which is weird, right?

Burley: Only when you're, only when you're hot.

Rob Valincius: it no.

Burley: Oh,

Rob Valincius: exaggerate. It's not all over your body. It's, it's all over.

It's, it's, explain the spots. Okay. So it's like shoulders, arms, legs, chest back, but not all at the same time, but not all at the same time. So like, it might just be on my shoulders and it almost feels like my, my, uh, my skin is crawling. I can't even

Burley: itchy.

Rob Valincius: I don't know. I'm not like constantly going like this, but it almost feels like I'm wearing like a wool shirt

Burley: I've had similar things. That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to describe it the way I feel it. It's, it's annoy, it's, it's almost painful, but not really painful. It's just

Rob Valincius: Yes, it's annoying. It's super fucking annoying. And, uh, I, I mean, I just got blood work done. Everything came back fully normal, except my total cholesterol was a little high, but it's still kind of actually within range. It actually went down from the last time.

Burley: Cholesterol's fake. Dude, I'm,

Rob Valincius: I know, I know. I actually saw some shit on that too.

Yeah. but like, so. I don't know what the fuck's going on with me. I, I partially think, I'm hoping I don't have like Ms. Who, you know, I mean, it doesn't run in my family, but I mean,

Burley: Apparently nothing runs in your family. Ha. Sounds a funny

Rob Valincius: I definitely, no one actually runs in my family. Um,

Burley: Uh, I mean, at, at the very least, if you do have ms, there is a run for that every year. Like a charity run we can all put together. Get in on it.

Rob Valincius: yeah, I'll be at the end. I won't be running. I'll just be like, Hey, gimme money. 'cause

Burley: Oh, dude. You could run it. It's just gonna be hilarious as it progresses. Yeah.

Rob Valincius: It's gonna be so bad. Yeah. I'm just gonna have the,

Burley: Retarded Velociraptor.

Rob Valincius: I'm making that the thumbnail of the video, just little arms flailing around. Uh, you know, I told her, I'm like, look, it's all. At this point, alright. It's pissing me off. Like I'm in a mood all the time because it's annoying the fuck outta me. It doesn't, it doesn't hurt. Um, but then like, there's other things, like I feel, I feel fatigue in the limbs.

Like that's what I've, I've like, I'm, or I'm just hyper focusing on things. Like, it's either, it's either I'm going fucking partially crazy, crazy, or, uh, these things ha are happening. Like, it almost feels like I'm working out, but I'm not. Uh, well, I, I worked out twice this week to just, to kind of, because I'm like trying to test my boundaries.

I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go bench and see. And I, I didn't lose, like, I, I, I lowered the, um, my weight just 'cause it's been a while since I benched, but that was fine, you know? And then, but like, it felt extra, like I felt extra fucking beat up the next two days or whatever. But, um, so like as long as I don't have like something like A-L-S-A-L-S oh man, uh, that's

Burley: any of that shit run in your family?

Rob Valincius: no.

Burley: Oh, you're probably good, dude.

Rob Valincius: Yeah, the a LS does not run in my family, so I, I, I think I'm probably fine there.

Burley: Which one's? A LSA large scrotum. A LS. Imagine if that's how you died.

Rob Valincius: That

Burley: balls are too big, dude,

Rob Valincius: like, like South Park, you're just fucking rolling around on it. Like a

Burley: of, because he got that from radiation, right?

Rob Valincius: Yeah. I think they were putting their balls in a microwave.

Burley: I was listening to a thing yesterday and it kind of has me convinced that nuclear shit might be bullshit, as a whole.

Rob Valincius: Do, do tell it's,

Burley: I mean, we dropped a, you know how they're always like, okay, Chernobyl, right?

Rob Valincius: yeah.

Burley: And they're like, that place is an uninhabitable for 65 million years now. Yet you can me and you could right now, get a plane ride.

Just have a good old time in first class land and be perfectly good in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Everybody's living there. It's fucking sick. Have you seen pictures of it?

Rob Valincius: Now,

Burley: It looks cooler than any American city you've ever seen. They built back better to quote the last guy, and dude, and nobody's got a problem.

I mean, they make it sound like you're gonna have 80 fucking heads you live in like Chernobyl or something. But yeah, we took out two entire cities with nuclear bombs and

Rob Valincius: you know, I'm not gonna lie, I've never thought about what Hiroshima looks like now compared to

Burley: pull it up. It's gonna blow your mind. Pull it up. It, it, it looks like Tokyo. It looks sick.

Rob Valincius: I am, I'm not gonna put it on the screen just because, uh, I don't feel like editing it, but I will look at the images.

Burley: The people at home can just look it up for themselves. They all have smartphones.

Rob Valincius: Hiroshima.

Burley: It looks nice now, dude.

Rob Valincius: Well, they, it says they have what? A bomb dome.

Burley: Uh,

Rob Valincius: I mean, it, it looks nice.

Burley: yeah. Looks like a modern city. Get a nighttime picture of it. Looks awesome.

Rob Valincius: all right. I feel like you need to send me pictures. 'cause 20 things to do in Hiroshima.

Burley: grow an extra toe.

Rob Valincius: Grow, grow an extra face. Um, yeah, I mean, look, I, I guess I never really thought of it, but I mean, dude, did you watch the, um, the HBO show?

Burley: Yeah. But it was just a show. Yeah, but it was just a show, dude.

Rob Valincius: was real good. Could you think about this?

Right. And you know. Uh, I'll tell you, I just upgraded, I just got the, um, the Ultra 25 for, for Galaxy, and I had the 22 plus. So it was, you know, it was

Burley: Nice little upgrade then. Yeah,

Rob Valincius: And the 0.2, like when I was looking at like specs, I'm like, all right, does the 0.2, you know, screen size really, really matter? It does.

Burley: yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. For sure.

Rob Valincius: sure. I, it still fits in my pocket fine, but damn it does. The sc is the screen. It just, it, it matters. I can't, I can't, I'll never be able to go back. I,

Burley: I agree. No, I, dude, every time I get a new phone I'm like, how could it get any better? And then, you know, it's Apple. Nothing really changed, but I'm just like, this is the greatest phone I could ever own. How could get get any better again? I know in two years I'm gonna be like my beautiful, sweet little phone, you know?

Rob Valincius: I mean, this is the first time and I. This is the first time I've ever got like the largest fund. I've never, I've never got a note. I've ne Yeah, never. I normally do. I'm one of those people. I'm a, I told you I'm a liberal to a certain degree, right? So I go in the middle, right? I never do the lowest. I don't normally do the biggest, I normally do the, the, the middle guy, right?

The plus is, is is galaxies

Burley: are a real Goldilocks motherfucker, dude.

Rob Valincius: I really am. And, and you know, I just, I found I have a happy medium in my middle place, right? Like, you know, it, I feel like I don't get disappointed. Um, but I don't get overly excited. It's just good. Right. Um,

Burley: I'm a fucking size queen. I want it to hurt.

Rob Valincius: uh, well, we found, we missed your calling in the, uh, horror industries.

Burley: Oh no, I believe me. I tried, but there's only so much tearing a balloon knot can take before the air just starts coming out. Invol.

Rob Valincius: Jesus, Jesus Christ. Uh, I will, I will say this, um. So, so, and it's cool 'cause T-Mobile, um, and I, I think I told you this, uh, offline, but T-Mobile, um, for one, our plan was so old dude, like, it was, it was like a 10-year-old plan. So upgrading it, um, you know, I did the comparison myself and it was, it was good.

It was, and it was 20 bucks a month more for us. I, you know, I pay for, I have me and, and, um, Tasha on our family plane, um, so she can switch her phone whenever she wants it. However,

Burley: Yeah.

Rob Valincius: it's a little bit more of a thing for, for T dog over there because she's gotta make sure all of her stuff is saved and all.

Like, she's very particular, but she can get a phone whenever she wants. So that's, that's there whenever she wants.

Burley: Hold on, hold on. Can, can, can we back up for a sec?

Rob Valincius: Yeah, yeah,

Burley: I'm wondering if she's like my old lady. I'm like, it's cool. Apple will just sync up with your old one and it's in the cloud. Now I need to, you need to put it on your computer just so I know it doesn't get the same thing.

Rob Valincius: yeah, yeah, yeah. I have many Tasha backups on external hard

Burley: So do I. So do

Rob Valincius: She's laughing. She's laughing. He said his wife is the same way. Um,

Burley: I could lose everything on my phone and start over. It would not hurt my feelings of,

Rob Valincius: yeah, honestly, I'm, I wish I would've started over more. I probably should just started over fresh. Um, but the cool thing is, is with T-Mobile, the two things with upgrading the plan is every year I can switch my phone out now.

So whenever the newest, whenever the newest phone comes out, I just hand them this and they gimme the new phone. And that's how it was back in the day. We're talking like 10, 15 years ago when $200 was the max you would spend on a phone max. Right. Um,

Burley: those days.

Rob Valincius: oh dude, I wish I would've took way more advantage of those days, but I also did make as much money.

Burley: Yeah. 200 bucks was a lot. They,

Rob Valincius: yeah. And then, um, we also have access to starlink now. So if we ever have a situation where we run Now, I don't think Star, I don't know if starlink will work with our internet on our phones. It may, I mean, obviously I've never, I haven't tried it yet. Um, but if we run outta service wherever we are, it'll automatically connect to starlink satellites, which I think is pretty fucking bad as I, it's just included in our plan.

Burley: Oh, it's not an extra thing. Oh, that's cool.

Rob Valincius: It's, it's just included because we have the best plan that you can get from, from T-Mobile basically. Um, I could have went a little cheaper and, um, but it would've been right around the same price that I'm paying now. You know what I mean? And, but, um,

Burley: up, I end up fucking myself ever. 'cause I've signed up for that. It's called at and t next, that's what I have. So you can, every year you can get a new phone, but that's, if it's like in pristine condition and it never fails, I'll drop my phone even in an OtterBox and I'll crack the whole glass on the back of the phone and it finds works fine, but it just looks like shit.

And I never can do my trade-ins. So I quit paying for that. So

Rob Valincius: Interesting. You know what I probably should look at? I actually, I'm really good with my stuff. Uh, but the cool thing with, uh, with this one is,

Burley: you were a no case guy.

Rob Valincius: no, I'm a case guy. I'm a no screen protector guy.

Burley: I'm a no screen protector guy too. Screen protectors are gay.

Rob Valincius: I used to do screen protectors, however, with this phone, this one specifically has anti-glare. So the gorilla glass that it has, if I'm, and I tested if I'm outside, no, in the past, like even though your light would adjust, it still would reflect, dude, you could see this perfectly fine

Burley: Really?

Rob Valincius: the sun's right on it.

Yeah, it's fucking great. And so all the reviews I did, it said, make sure like if you put a screen protector on, you're basically getting rid of that feature. And I'm like, all right, fuck it. I, I haven't had a screen protector on my phone in years. Just like the fact that I haven't used a condom in 15 years.

Burley: Yeah. Condoms are,

Rob Valincius: Condoms are super gay.

Burley: one of them. Retard.

Rob Valincius: I mean, but you have two kids. I don't think my semen

Burley: I plan. Yeah. Well, yeah, dude. Yours quit racing a long time ago. I'm sure.

Rob Valincius: My mine just quit. Mine quit running, just like my running shoes that

Burley: Yeah,

Rob Valincius: for

Burley: that's what's making you itchy, dude. Hey, are you still on the t?

Rob Valincius: I am

Burley: Yeah, we're still working like a champ, huh?

Rob Valincius: well, so I got my blood work and I, because I was freaking out about my skin, I didn't take it for two days. So, uh, my blood work I did before this one, I had doubled my testosterone.

Burley: Okay. What? What'd they say? It was too high.

Rob Valincius: this, no, but this one actually, it helped me increase. I doubled it. So I did, I was one pump on each arm. Now I'm two pumps on each arm, which is the max dose you can do.

Um, and then the, when I got my blood work done this time around, uh, it was still, it was, it was like, uh, two 90 I think. Um, instead of in the four hundreds where it was, but it was like low two hundreds when I first started. Um, it's 'cause I, I got freaked out. I'm like, is it my testosterone? Fuck this? I'm like, here's the thing, right?

Because once you start freaking out, that's when you start using ai. So I'm, I took my blood work, I'm throwing it in Chad, GBT, I'm like, look at this shit. Tell me. And I'm explaining and I feel like Chad CBT is almost better than a doctor. 'cause you could really just kind of tell it like what you're feeling and everything that's going on, and then also just give it information and then it'll analyze everything and be like, all right, here's what we think it is.

And I feel like a doctor doesn't do any of that. Like they don't give a shit,

Burley: Have you gotten to the point where you're just having like your whole way home? You're talking to it?

Rob Valincius: I haven't talked to

Burley: Oh, bro. Oh, bro.

Rob Valincius: know I, I have, but I haven't. I have, but I haven't.

Burley: No, no, no. Don't talk to it like you're talking to, uh, Alexa. Right. Talk. Talk to it like you're talking, like me and you. It catches on. Perfect. Somebody. Taught this fucking thing to put in, um, uh, in between letters or in between words, I should say. Like if I was talking to you and I wanna go. Um, and that little, um, right there in between thoughts, it doesn't, and I think it does, it mimicking the way you talk. It's crazy, dude. It's wild. I get this little British bitch in my car I talk to all the time now.

She's great. She's great. She just tells me all the things I need to hear. Dude.

Rob Valincius: well apparently rock is even better because rock has no like filter.

Burley: hard, gr goes hard. But I, I haven't talked to Grok. I've only typed to grok.

Rob Valincius: Okay.

Burley: I, dude, I spent so much time today getting grok to make a picture for the podcast and it we're almost there. I just ran out of turns. You can do like 20 fucking choices.

Rob Valincius: Speaking of which, look at this, there's a throwback baby. I said, you know what, I gotta wear the throwback. So for everyone listening, you know, uh, I am also the co-host of The Raging Pillage, which I think, are we rebranding? Like what, what's,

Burley: I don't know. We've, we've put so much into merch,

Rob Valincius: I know, I know.

Burley: so we could just change what it's about. Just a great logo.

Rob Valincius: It is, it is a good logo. It is a fake. That's however, I think we're lying because there's a, there's, there's booze in a hand. I'm gonna have to be the booze person, I guess.

Burley: Yeah. I'm not gonna stop you, dude. Never blame the booze. I blame my lack of running. All right.

Rob Valincius: Look, man, here's my thing. Okay. I, I just, I'm one of those people that I am, I just drinking. I enjoy drinking. And it's not like I, like, have you seen me like outside of maybe the like hundredth episode I did? Like, have you ever seen me like drunk, drunk? I mean, Tasha has plenty of times,

Burley: I have.

Rob Valincius: I, I don't really, I don't, I don't like to drink to access.

Like I get to a certain point and I'm like, all right, I'm chill. And sometimes tea dog, I'm like, all right, I'm good. And she's like, you pussy.

Burley: I am pretty sure we were pretty ripped up on numerous occasions on raging pillage date.

Rob Valincius: Oh, oh, well, yeah. I mean, most of the time if I'm going on raging pillage, I'm already drinking before it even starts. Um, but I, for me, it's all about like, I don't like to lose the faculties, so I try not to ever drink in like super excess. Once I start doing shots and stuff, then it, yeah, it gets a little shady.

But

Burley: I am what George Bush called an extremist and, and I drink to, I drink to black out. They,

Rob Valincius: a, he's a whiskey terrorist.

Burley: yeah. What? And I just recently did you know how I've ranted about this? I just recently discovered the joys of tequila. Oh buddy.

Rob Valincius: Good tequila.

Burley: I'm a happy tequila guy.

Rob Valincius: Oh,

Burley: I'm an, I'm an angry whiskey guy. I always end up in fights with my wife and shit, with, with whiskey, but tequila, yes, sir. I'm being, I'm, I'm just horned up, dude. Don't, don't leave your cracker around me, sir. I'm like fucking, I'm like, I'm like, what's his name? Biden's son. And you're your crack.

Your crack is mine, dude.

Rob Valincius: look, all, all you need to say is you wanna have a robbery tonight and we can do it, bro.

Burley: I'm, you know what? Let's do that. The first episode back,

Rob Valincius: Oh God.

Burley: Robert, we're back. Here's the concept and then we'll just stumble, we'll stumble through it.

Rob Valincius: I'm, I'm, I'm making, I'm making T dog. I'm making T dog. Do a Rita with us then

Burley: Let's do it. She's, she's gotta be third Mike.

Rob Valincius: Yeah, we're micing you up, babe. You just. You don't know yet? Great,

Burley: She said. Did she? What'd she say? Great.

Rob Valincius: She said Great.

Burley: Sweet. Yeah, she's, she's open to it. There we go.

Rob Valincius: You guys heard it first here? When when we come back, it's gonna be bigger than ever.

Burley: Hell yeah. Dude. Like fucking radioactive balls. Um, hold on one more thing. One more thing. Are you familiar with the idea of a, uh, of what they call false flags?

Rob Valincius: No. Well, maybe I am.

Burley: Where, where our government will fake a tragedy to get into a war

Rob Valincius: Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah,

Burley: IE those two towers, you know? Yeah. All that stuff. But here's, here's a thing that I just learned about. Who was, who was the president, uh, for whenever we got into World War ii? Is that Hoover?

Rob Valincius: I thought it was Roosevelt

Burley: Was it Okay? Was it Roosevelt? Okay.

Rob Valincius: and I mean, it could have been Hoover or

Burley: Either way.

Either way. So, you know how we got into World War ii, right?

Rob Valincius: Uh, I don't know. Remind

Burley: Or why we did it is Pearl Harbor, right?

Rob Valincius: Oh yeah, yeah,

Burley: So apparently Pearl Harbor was just packed randomly, quote unquote randomly with all the de the, the battleships and ships that we were about to decommission and sink anyways. 'cause, you know, we sink 'em whenever we're done with 'em and make 'em into coral reefs or whatever. They were all put there because, you know, we lost an entire Japanese airplane fleet, quote unquote. Nobody does that, you know, so they were ready for it. They, they knew about it as a false flag. Got us into the war.

Rob Valincius: So it's funny you say that. So I know I talked to you about this on Rage and Pillage. Um, I just finished another book, so I talked about blitz on the podcast before.

Burley: Yes.

Rob Valincius: I just finished tripped, which was another book that that guy did. And, uh, tripped is, uh, so the guy to put in perspective, the guy's mom was suffering from dementia,

Burley: Okay.

Rob Valincius: the author.

So he wanted to figure out how he could make his mom normal again. And, uh, and by doing that, he discovered LSDL.

Burley: Let's go

Rob Valincius: was a way to, um, kind of get people, you know, I don't wanna say introspective, but when you're suffering from Alzheimer's and dementia, which here in pa we said old timers. That's what I thought it was when we were growing up, by the way.

Burley: to, to be fair, until I was a teenager, I thought it was old timers too.

Rob Valincius: Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure 99% of us said old timers. Uh, but, but, um, uh, he was trying to figure out if LSD would help his mom, so he wrote a whole book about the history of LSD, which dude, I mean, if you're, if you're looking for like, it's just a good book. It's like five, six hours, so fucking good. Um, I think the first one blitz is better because it's all about Hitler and all the crazy shit with meth.

But this one's all about the history of LSD and all the things they did. And they talk a lot about after the war and the US did some fucked up shit because

Burley: Oh yeah.

Rob Valincius: they were, they were basically, um, they hired a guy and I, for some reason, his name is escaping me right now. But, um, the head, they wanted a guy, uh, that wasn't part of the FBI, um, that could run MK Ultra.

And they hired this guy and he was drugging everybody with LSD.

Burley: Mm-hmm.

Rob Valincius: he would go into the FBI building and just, he was basically burley of the FBI. He was just dropping doses of LSD and coffee and people were tripping fucking balls. And like, he was doing this shit all the time, which by the way is illegal, like after World War ii.

Um, they, they basically said people need consent to be, you know, drug tested. Like if you're gonna test a drug on somebody, they need to consent to you that I am okay with being drugs, uh, being drugged. It was in the like late forties, fifties.

Burley: Oh wow. Okay. No, they, they continued to, uh, do that shit no matter what year they said,

Rob Valincius: Yeah. Yeah.

Burley: yeah,

Rob Valincius: Um, but MK Ultra was basically this, they, you know, they took a lot of the fucking, um, studies and shit that they got from obviously all of the. Nazi doctors that came over here. And then, um, they tried to figure out if LSD at the end of the day, the US wanted LSD to be a truth serum where they could give it to somebody and get whatever information they wanted of them.

That's all they wanted it for, and that's why they were testing it and running it on people. But at the end of the day, um, psychedelics and they discovered a lot of stuff that psych psychedelics helped people with issues like Alzheimer's, dementia, um,

Burley: Shell shock.

Rob Valincius: shell shock, uh, PTSD if you were suffering from, uh, anxiety.

Like if you microdose it, things like that. It would, um, kind of what it does is almost like alter your neurons to a certain degree. Um, but the, the book is so good, dude. So like, if you, if you're looking for something new, I know you, you do, you read now as well. Um,

Burley: Yeah. Super. Yeah. I, I,

Rob Valincius: it's.

Burley: let,

Rob Valincius: It is pretty good like about, 'cause I didn't know a lot of that.

I didn't know a lot of that stuff about LSD. I've never listened or read fucking shit except for what school says, which is psychedelics are bad. Don't do 'em. They're bad. But in reality, news to everyone listening to this, they actually really aren't psychedelics are like probably the outside of like weed are like the least of our worries from a drug perspective.

Burley: dude, there's a use for everything. I mean, here's what's nuts. Here's what's nuts. Cocaine is not, weed is a schedule one drug. Cocaine is schedule two. You know why? Federally, federally, because. Per medical science, cocaine has a medical use where marijuana doesn't, you get more years for weed, technically federally than you can for cocaine. Isn't that weird?

Rob Valincius: that is absurd.

Burley: Here's another thing I just learned now, uh, I learned this from something I read. Um, they've known this since like 2005. This was, you can literally look this up. It is published in C, d, C, all this shit, WHO. Um, the birth control pill is the same level carcinogen as cigarettes.

Rob Valincius: Wow.

Burley: That's nuts. And the fact that it's been known in published since 2005 is even fucking crazier. And we give this to kids like a motherfucker, bro, is nuts.

Rob Valincius: Yeah, and I mean, dude, there's, there's a ton of shit like that. And like, I, I think like at the end of the day, I always tell people, just do your own research, right? I mean, like these books,

Burley: problem is, the problem is the research. If you go mainstream, a lot of it's gonna be bullshit.

Rob Valincius: yeah. Don't use chat,

Burley: pandemic. That pandemic we went through.

Rob Valincius: Yeah. And, and don't use chat GBT 'cause chat. GBT is highly

Burley: Yeah.

Rob Valincius: it's, it has its good uses, but it's also trained by people that are way on the left. I feel like, you know, like, so a lot of the stuff that's on there, like you can't ask it certain questions, it's not gonna tell you or it's gonna be very, um, vague or just not tell you anything.

You have to like, be careful, especially as like what you're using from a LLM perspective too.

Burley: Talk to grok. Oh, grok. Just don't ask him about the, uh,

Rob Valincius: Don't ask crock about Jews, you'll be fine. Uh, um, but yeah, dude, it

Burley: wild.

Rob Valincius: I, I'm telling you like, I, I think, um, I think it's pretty cool that you have people out there and, and this guy talks a lot about how LSD actually did help his mom.

Burley: It's called Trit.

Rob Valincius: It's, yeah, it's, uh, that one's called trips. The other one was, um, uh, blitzed.

Blitz is the one about meth. Tripped is the one about LSD.

Burley: Oler

Rob Valincius: Yeah.

Burley: added to my list

Rob Valincius: Yeah. It's, it's, it's good

Burley: on Spotify. If you have Spotify premium, you can just listen.

Rob Valincius: Yeah. It, it's good. He, um, he does a very good job and he, dude he went to, um, he talks a lot about the company that created it. All the things they went through. They went down into like these mountains and these people, uh, that were growing.

I forget what they were growing. He's like, they're gonna start growing this to, which is what they used to synthesize, uh, what you needed. I forget what the molecule name was for LSD. And, uh, they, they made millions and it never even went to market. Like it never, like the US bought a shit ton of LSD. Like, they're like, we'll buy all of it.

Like, what do you have? We'll buy it all.

Burley: That's

Rob Valincius: Um, but you gotta remember too, they talk and what I think is really cool about the book, um, is they talk a lot about post Berlin. Like, we haven't went through a area of our, our civilization since then, right. Where basically a major fucking, like, picture Philadelphia just burned ashes and what that city is like afterwards, they talk a lot about,

Burley: I thought Philly did burn down. Like, wasn't that where the original White House was then? The fucking, the Faggy French came down and burned up the fucking original White House. Dude, you, you, you live in the birthplace of America. How do you not know this?

Rob Valincius: I have no fucking idea.

Burley: America started where you lived, dude.

Come on.

Rob Valincius: but like, all right, all right. Just, just picture that, right. Picture a major city picture a fucking Houston, Dallas, whatever, burned to the ground. But people were living there, so like what do they do after? So there's a huge black market for things like.

Cigarettes and like normal shit. Right. Um, and drugs and all the other stuff. They talk a lot about post Berlin and what it was like, um, after the war and what they needed to go through and how they, um, this one, uh, I forget what the one guy's name was, but he was basically, the drugs are, and he created all of the policies I think he was from the us.

He was installed by the US to create all the drug policies, which also he made as a world policy. He's one of the ones that was negative. Any drugs, which was basically caused all of the regulations that we have still almost to this day.

Burley: Hmm.

Rob Valincius: Um, so it was, it was a, it was a really good read. So if you, if you're looking

Burley: haven't said, how crazy is that, that we are re. Every other country could suck our dick. Dude. Fucking, we are the capital of the world. We really are. Right? And if we have some dork and fucking that we set up in Germany and he's like, you know what? All drugs are bad. And the whole rest of the world's like, you're right.

That's wild, dude. Is there any country that's like, everything's legal other than like some weird African country that nobody knows about? Africa doesn't, Africa doesn't count. That's the name of the episode. Uh,

Rob Valincius: or in or India. Or

Burley: Or India? No, India. But yeah, I mean there, there is there. I wonder if there's any country where everything's legal.

Rob Valincius: I don't know man. I mean, you have little bits of that, right? So like in Germany you have, what's that, uh, road, the Audubon, where you can go, there's no speed limit. Um,

Burley: By the way, Texas is getting that.

Rob Valincius: oh,

Burley: Yeah, we already What's the, what? We already have a, a, I forget which freeway it is, but it, it goes up to 85 now is the max. But they're talking about doing a full out, you know, Texas Audubon. To go from Houston to Austin, which would be pretty sweet. Yeah.

Rob Valincius: I mean, look, man, I, I think there's, um, there's a time in place, like, like we talked a lot about the government today, right? There's a time in place, I think for government regulations. Um, I think we need, I think I, I think we need to scale back a little. Like, I, I thought with, so like obviously the Democrats, I'm, I'm a Democrat, right?

That's, I'm, I, that's what I'm registered as. The Democrats are all about government regulation, and the Republicans are supposed to be about laissez-faire, like

Burley: Less, yeah.

Rob Valincius: right? And I feel like Trump has made more than what the Democrats have, but in a, in a submersed or in like a, in a way that like you wouldn't even think that it makes sense,

Burley: It's in a, it's an veiled way of,

Rob Valincius: Yeah.

Burley: I'm giving it to the states. Right. So I'm kind of okay with that to an extent. 'cause I can't even get on PornHub here in Texas. That's sucks. All right, so

Rob Valincius: Apparently Florida's the same way.

Burley: there is no porn in Texas and it stinks and just like these, except these weird sites

Rob Valincius: Get a

Burley: get, you gotta really question you imagine, do you know how many people, do you know how crazy that is?

That people don't use VPNs for anything other than to jerk off? Some people are. I mean, it's essentially an OnlyFans now, right? You're paying monthly so you can jerk off.

Rob Valincius: I use a VPN to buy Pokemon cards.

Burley: No, I, I use VPN to steal all the media that I own, but like, but, but there's a lot of people out there that only bought it so they could fucking whack one off when they're in Texas. That's crazy.

Rob Valincius: I I didn't know that.

Burley: Yeah. There's no porn in Texas, dude. Unless like you use like these weird sites, then you gotta really question the age of some of these broads.

You're like, nah, nah, nah, nah. I don't wanna.

Rob Valincius: eh.

Burley: Yeah. Turns out epstein.com not a great site. Uh, it seems so promising.

Rob Valincius: Yeah, the, uh, the, the tea is just two 10 year olds making the tea.

Burley: Little

Rob Valincius: it's horrible.

Burley: st james.com couldn't, couldn't get. Yeah. Just,

Rob Valincius: It is wild though, right? Like we're, they're like, yeah, we're gonna get you the Epstein list. And then like two weeks later it's like, yeah, it doesn't exist. And you gotta admit, dude, the, the fucking head of the FBI, what's his name? Patel

Burley: yeah,

Rob Valincius: k Kosh Patel. Uh, he is such a, he is such a fucking tool bag. He, he went in before he went in, he's, we're gonna tell you everything.

This is America. And then he gets in and he is like, yeah, no, it doesn't exist. You're like, come on

Burley: that's what I'm saying. You can't trust him, dude, where's he from? Mm-hmm.

Rob Valincius: we don't. We don't. I mean, if it's a Patel.

Burley: Yeah. That shit Patel, you something. So fucking guy. Hate him. Hate 'em all.

Rob Valincius: It just gets, keeps getting worse and worse,

Burley: It's, yeah, it's bad, dude. Uh,

Rob Valincius: And we still have three and a half years, by the way. Like, this is only six months. Just give, just give it two more years.

Burley: they, they subpoenaed the Clintons today, which is fun.

Rob Valincius: Aren't they trying, isn't he trying to, uh, jail, uh, Obama too.

Burley: No, he, he came out today and said, technically Obama has immunity. So why are you raising all this stink? Oh, I know why. Distraction from the goddamn Epstein files.

Rob Valincius: Oh, a hundred percent. That's why he released, uh, what did he release after that? It was, uh,

Burley: the MLK shit,

Rob Valincius: Yeah, it was the Martin Luther King. Yeah.

Burley: They got pictures of Ola Giselle from today. Do you see that? She went and talked to the Department of Justice today and, uh, she's got the super mom haircut now.

It's hilarious. Um,

Rob Valincius: Oh, she's dying. She's a hundred percent

Burley: well that's what everybody's saying. She came back to the jail. Somebody got like a little fucking drone shot of her holding a big white tote walking back into the jail. Like, oh, that's her suicide kit. All right. That's a box of cookies that are full of cyanide. Um, but yeah, it's wild.

She left without a box and went back in with one. So very interesting.

Rob Valincius: Well, look, man,

Burley: zero chance she gives up. Anybody though?

Rob Valincius: oh no. 0% chance. But I'm sure she said some shit that everyone would wanna know that they're never

Burley: that, that we'll never know about. And this is all just us talking about nothing for no reason. Fuck politics, dude. Why are we even talking about this? My bad.

Rob Valincius: hence, fucking hence fucking podcast, right? I mean, what would we have to talk about if it wasn't for, you know, Epstein and, and good old

Burley: The Jews.

Rob Valincius: and the Jews, obviously. Um, look, man, it was, it was fun having you back on. I know this was impromptu and I appreciate you because, um, you know what? Fuck people, that's how I look

Burley: Yeah.

Rob Valincius: my boy and, uh, I will

Burley: glad I didn't, I'm glad I didn't have to have a British accent. So I'm assuming, I'm assuming that's who that person was.

Rob Valincius: Uh, well, we will leave it at that for sure. Um, you know, uh, tell us what's next, man. Do we, we got maybe a a a re-pod coming up?

Burley: No, we're giving it, we're having a, we're gonna have a re a re a re, what's it called?

Rob Valincius: A re-pod

Burley: What's it, what's it called When you come back? Um.

Rob Valincius: welcome party. Uh,

Burley: Dammit, and we're just coming back. There's, I,

Rob Valincius: We're,

Burley: it's, it's gonna be 10 30 tonight and I'm gonna That was the worst.

Rob Valincius: we'll make it the, I'll make it the title of the episode. Just let me know.

Burley: Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but we're gonna be, we're back bitches. That's it. That's, be a good, that'd be a good title for a show, like the name of a show. Weird Back Bitches

Rob Valincius: I, I feel like it's been done, but I feel like we should do it. We're back bitches too, even though it's not the second time we've done it.

Burley: it would be hilarious to call ourselves the Joe Rogan experience and just see how long it lasts.

Rob Valincius: Uh, well look, you can find my podcast, drink Clock Pod on all socials, drink Clock podcast wherever you listen to podcast. And be on the lookout for the Rage and Pillage podcast. Uh, we will be back before you know it, and, uh, you know, it's, it'll be, it'll be, I feel like a new story for us.

Burley: It'll be the Come on your back tour, dude. Come back tour.

Rob Valincius: oh, I like it. I like it.

Uh, little bit of a spotlight on the bee hole,

Burley: Yeah. Let's, let's paint all those brown eyes blue. If you know what I.

Rob Valincius: Jesus. And with that, we will end for the night later, bitches. I. 

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