Have you given YOUR firstlings to the Lord? If you don't, your brother might and then where will you be? No regard from the Lord. How are you going to make it in this world without the Lord's regard? You'll end up stripping at Jezaballs for Chucky Cheese tokens!
And we let the flood pour over us. Turns out there are two completely different flood stories in the bible and most people don't realize it. Speaking of which, you should check out this video for more Flood Facts (trademark).
"The Pre-Biblical Origins of Noah's Flood" by ReligionForBreakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw13SadIPOs
For the flood story with the sources highlighted, check out this page: https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com/resources/bible-history
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