New Swingers Podcast

9- June SQUIRTED For The First Time!!! (Bring your beach towels!)

October 05, 2022 John & June
New Swingers Podcast
9- June SQUIRTED For The First Time!!! (Bring your beach towels!)
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In today's episode of the New Swingers Podcast, we talk about June's first time SQUIRTING last weekend! Prior to this, we wondered if it was even a real thing (and we can assure you it DEFINITELY IS!). We're not experts on squirting, but just discovered it thanks to a "generous" friend. Press play right now to hear the whole wet story!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back to the New Swingers podcast. I am John. 

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I am June. I'm not sure why we said it that way. <laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (00:10):
You can hear the crinkling. We are sharing a chocolate piece of coconut candy with an almond in it. 

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hmm. Also known as Almond Joys. 

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Almond Joy. You better pay up ll Enjoy. Mm. We just talked about you we're gonna share it. I'll go you the peaceful say nu in it cuz I know how much you like nuts. 

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative> 

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Or, Yeah. Or is any teenage boy would say Ds nuts. Mm. But there's only actually one nut in there, so it's not Ds that would imply plural. 

Speaker 2 (00:44):
True. 

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We're smacking into the, uh, microphones <laugh>. Well, today we're gonna talk about how June squirted 

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yes, I did. 

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We actually never knew if that was a real thing or if it was just ladies pissing on people. <laugh> and then laughing afterwards because people were, some people, some guys were so turned on by it. 

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Mm-hmm. 

Speaker 1 (01:08):
<affirmative> turns out it's a, it's a real thing. 

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah. I'm, Yeah. It's a real thing. 

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So if one of the big questions about it is, uh, squirt, is it piss? And it's interesting, uh, a lifestyle friend of ours, she sent you a link the other day. Uhhuh 

Speaker 2 (01:26):
<affirmative> last week. 

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative> of a, what was it? A gynecologist. Oh. A lady who's a gynecologist. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> talking about what it is. Can you tell us a little bit about that? What you recall? 

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Um, I think she said that it was like a diluted, um, like diluted, uh, urine. Like diluted though. 

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Like highly diluted. 

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah. Very much. Yeah. Where 

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's like almost water kind of mm-hmm. 

Speaker 2 (01:55):
<affirmative>. Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Interesting. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah. They did, they ran some test or something on it and, you know, with some people and then had them do it 

Speaker 2 (02:06):
<laugh>, I think she said like four or five people 

Speaker 1 (02:09):
<laugh>. It was like they, you know, had them empty their bladders, then they injected them with like this dye or something. Yeah. And then had, then had them squirt. And where did it come from? Did they come from the same place? It, Yeah. So basically it's highly, highly diluted urine from what we understand. 

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Now my big question was always, well, like I said, one, is it a real thing? Um, yeah, it's a real thing. Apparently <laugh>, we've, we've now learned and uh, you know, we've only encountered one other lady and that was fairly recently. Um, man, you, you know, I should have brought my beach towel with her cuz I was like, Wow. Cuz I was like, well I know that's not, she's not peeing all her the place cuz I was playing with her. But I was like, Huh, that's really interesting. And then I, we started kind of meeting more people in lifestyle who talked about it and, um, 

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (03:02):
My other question was like, basically is like a different kind of orgasm or like, is it like an orgasm or does it feel as good as one? Or I guess that could be relative maybe to the individual lady. 

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Um, but let's back up before we get into that <laugh>, uh, let, let's start at the beginning. Uh, we were at a local club. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> a swinger club. And, uh, it 

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Was a graffiti night. It 

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Was a graffiti night. Talk about that. What'd we do on graffiti night? 

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, here's what I thought it was. I thought we were gonna get there and there were gonna be all this like body paint, things like that. Um, but then we get there and it was like, um, they had different like markers. They had permanent markers, all different colors you could think of, but they also had glow in the dark markers that you could write on the skin. And they also had like these, um, like tattoos that you could use the marker on like stencils. Like a stencil. Yeah. And, and of course we used the golden dark ones cuz of the black lights in the club. So it was fun. It was really, it was different cuz I didn't really know what to expect, but it was, it was fun. 

Speaker 1 (04:13):
What was the first thing I drew on you? Do you remember 

Speaker 2 (04:16):
<laugh>? Yes. He, he's true Two different colors. He outlined my nipples 

Speaker 1 (04:24):
<laugh>. So I took glow in the dark markers and I drew on her white shirt under which she was wearing no bra. And I drew these big circles with these fluorescent glow in the dark, um, markers. And, and I drew big circles around her. It's her nipples where they were. And then I put a nice big.in the middle to signify where her nipple was <laugh>. So as we walked through the club, they were more than popping out than usual. They were glowing. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Your tits were glowing, babe. 

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh, it was the first thing that I drew on you. 

Speaker 1 (04:54):
First thing you drew on me. Well, I was wearing a white T-shirt and white, these like white pants in June. Wrote her name on the, to the left of my dick and then drew an arrow underneath it. So she wrote her name and then June. Yeah. Then put an arrow underneath it pointing to my dick. That was, I guess that was, So every other lady knows who this dick belongs 

Speaker 2 (05:20):
To. Exactly. <laugh> 

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Other than me, obviously. Yeah. Then like there was like a money sign I think we colored on my neck and 

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Then like skull. Yeah. And then a skull on the other side, which 

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Was like orange. I think the money sign was green. 

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah. I think you did a money sign on me. Um, some kind of a feather. Um, 

Speaker 1 (05:40):
There was something right above your, your tits on your chest. It was, it was in cursive. It was like, it said something like love or 

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Lovely. Oh no, it was like a, like a heart monitor thing. Almost like the 

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah. Yeah. The little line that goes up and down. But it said something. It was a word. 

Speaker 2 (05:56):
It was, it was really I think was love maybe. 

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah. It was really small though. But it 

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Glowed. I think it was, Yeah. Glowed nice. I think it was love. I think it 

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Was orange. Glowed orange. Mm. 

Speaker 2 (06:07):
That was cool. 

Speaker 1 (06:08):
What else you got drawn on? 

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Um, oh 

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah. Your, uh, the back of your ass. 

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, <laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Big old letters. Big old word. 

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I think it was from our, our, uh, GI Joe friend wrote that. Or was it? Or is it Barbie? I don't remember which 

Speaker 1 (06:24):
One. I think she was him. 

Speaker 2 (06:25):
But <laugh>. Yeah. He wrote Spanked me <laugh> 

Speaker 1 (06:29):
And big old capital glowing letters, huge letters on the back of her white daisy Dukes hell of what you wore. Put Daisy duke's to shame. They were Daisy duke's at Daisy Duke's 

Speaker 2 (06:38):
<laugh>. They were, 

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And they were basically almost, almost denim underwear with frayed edges. It was hot. 

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And they tie had little ties on the side on both sides. They were like tied 

Speaker 1 (06:49):
But like white ropes that tied 'em together at the hip. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah. Oh. Oh. What else got written on me? Oh, remember the beautiful blind lady? 

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yes. Who worked for the graffiti people. Yeah. Um, Oh, what did it say? Uh, something. Call me daddy. That's right. That's what it was. 

Speaker 1 (07:09):
<laugh>. So she said, Come here. And she was hot blonde with gorgeous breasts. And so I said, Okay, <laugh>. And she said, I'm gonna write something on you. And I'm like, Okay. <laugh>. So June is writing something on the back of me. You're uh, you're behind 

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Me. Oh, I did, I think I put hot in all big huge capital letters. 

Speaker 1 (07:30):
So you were behind me. Uhhuh <affirmative>. She was in front of me. You're touching me from behind. She's touching me from the, it was basically a threesome in the lobby with glow in the dark markers. And she wrote on my, my upper right shoulder on the front, like Right. My, my near my upper right chest. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, she wrote Call Me Daddy 

Speaker 2 (07:50):
With a big explanation point. Yep. 

Speaker 1 (07:53):
And I videoed it too. 

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (07:56):
And I said, Wait, that's what June calls me. Yep. Like, you're amazing. And she just laughed. 

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yep. 

Speaker 1 (08:02):
How did you know 

Speaker 2 (08:04):
<laugh>? 

Speaker 1 (08:06):
So yeah. Then Yeah. People we were writing on people they were writing on us. It's pretty hot. 

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah. Oh, I got one of our lady friends wrote, uh, Drew a butterfly on the back of the, my white shirt cuz um, Yeah. I love butterflies. 

Speaker 1 (08:22):
She's really good at body art. Yeah. And she drew on your entire back of like your whole back of your white 

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Shirt. Yeah. Butterfly. And then she 

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Drew and it was, well it was orange too. Yeah. So it was this big beautiful like, like butterfly that she freehanded on the back of your shirt and a glowed orange on at the black lights. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It was really cool. 

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And then she drew on the front of John's dick, a big elephant and she did an elephant. 

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah. She did like the elephant head in the ears, like Right, Right in my crotch area. But then the trunk, you know, the big long trunk of the elephant went right down across my dick. Yep. And I'm, I would be lying if I said it didn't make me hard as she's drawing on my dick. Uh, it was pretty good <laugh> and uh, uh, yeah, she got rewarded for that later. We'll just leave that right there. I think that was her foreplay. Like, Let me draw on your dick. It's like, Oh, you're like that. Like, I'm kind of hard not to like, Okay, we got something for you 

Speaker 2 (09:23):
<laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah. We played later on and that was, uh, really, really fun. We'll get there. Well, I know, I know. It's my favorite part. It's my cross. Of course it is. I'm a guy. It's my cross to bear. 

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah. <laugh>. Um, 

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Some we dance some, 

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah. We didn't dance too much. We usually do a whole bunch more. But we did, we dance some, 

Speaker 1 (09:43):
We drank vodka of 

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Course. Of course. <laugh> 

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Vodka and pineapple juice, which we recently tried. It's really good. It is actually really good. Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah. Uh, yeah. Um, yeah, we tried a new vodka and I didn't like it as much, so I kind of had to have two, I had to have four shots of the vodka because the two wasn't enough with that brand. 

Speaker 1 (10:09):
It's a real popular brand too. But the one I normally get, I don't know what the difference is exactly, but 

Speaker 2 (10:16):
It, well, I know 

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, well the one I normally get is, is a, it's is cheaper than the one we got this time. And it's I think a hundred proof. 

Speaker 2 (10:22):
A hundred proof. That's the, that's, 

Speaker 1 (10:24):
So that's probably, I don't know what the No. When I say I don't know the difference, I don't know what this one is compared to that one, but I know the one we normally get is a hundred proof. 

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And, uh, it takes, 

Speaker 2 (10:34):
It works every time. 

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Two shots and about three minutes later you're like, let's 

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Fucking, I don't even think it takes me three minutes. <laugh>. I literally have a couple sips of it and I'm like, Whoa, let's go 

Speaker 1 (10:45):
<laugh>. She's out on the dance floor, up on the fucking stage and like fucking bra panties and dancing and shit and like, All right, 

Speaker 2 (10:53):
You're welcome. Yeah, 

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Absolutely. And those glow in the dark too, 

Speaker 2 (10:56):
By the way. Hell yeah. They did. That was for the glow party. That was fun. 

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Um, okay. So yeah, we did that. Um, our friends Barbie and GI Joe showed up and always, 

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Always the life of any party. <laugh>, it's funny cuz when whenever they show up it, it tends to be, that's when we start playing mm-hmm. <affirmative> and it's kind of like, it kind of see, and, and she said this too, the last few weeks where it seems like everyone's just kind of around, it's getting kind of central but no reaction. But when, whenever the four of us or more of us mm-hmm. <affirmative> start playing together, whenever we come out of that comatose sexual state of ecstasy that we just played in for however long it was cuz we lost trial track of time, <laugh>, 

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Couple hours. At 

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Least when we come out of that, it's like everybody's fucking each other now. Oh yeah. It's like, and so it's kind kind of like 

Speaker 2 (11:53):
We started it Hehe you're 

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Welcome. We we tend to be like the kickoff crew, you know? And uh, yeah. It's pretty fun. So we weren't the only ones to notice. Barbie also noticed that. 

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah, she did. She mentioned it. Um, and 

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Who doesn't like to watch that? I mean 

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah. I mean come on. 

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah. Especially, I mean, I mean especially it's funny as she noticed it cuz I mean she's so damn beautiful. It's like, well yeah, of course that gets people going. <laugh>, you know, <laugh> in case you didn't know Barbie, you get people going. Yep. You do <laugh> and it's fun to be a part of it and to be able to play with you. 

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yep. 

Speaker 1 (12:26):
So we found ourself in this place called the Red 

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Room. The Red Room. The 

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Red Room. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, not Red Room. Not to be confused with its shining. And Red Room murder spelled backwards. It's the red room. Now if you've seen 50 Shades of Gray, it's not that kind of Red Room <laugh>. Um, though me and GI Joe, we both have bags we bring to the club. Yes. Inside of said bags. We have paddles and all kinds of shit for fun. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. So it's not like you walk in the room and it's hanging on the walls. But we do have 'em in our bags. Yes. And uh, we do like to have fun. Ladies like to be spanked and mm-hmm. <affirmative> played with. So we're in this red room that has probably, what, seven or eight beds in it. Curtains around like sheer currency can see through than solid ones. You can close if you want. Yeah. You don't want people seeing in mm-hmm. <affirmative>, uh, we didn't even realize they exist because not only did we not use the She curtains, we just left everything wide open. 

Speaker 2 (13:24):
We did <laugh> Well cuz they were right next to us. 

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah. We're on the same bed with them and another new couple Uhhuh. 

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Well, and our, and then our single friend and 

Speaker 1 (13:33):
They're our single friend. They're a single lady friend. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, she showed up and uh, um, yeah. She, she was one who drew the elephant on my dick. So, um, 

Speaker 2 (13:42):
And the butterfly on 

Speaker 1 (13:43):
My back. And the butterfly on your back. Yeah. So we were all, gosh, I don't know how long we were playing for anyway. It's, it's this red lit room. It's nice and dark and seay just the way you'd want it. Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (13:54):
<laugh>, I think it started out with the single lady. She was eating me out using her little rose vibrator thing, uh, while John was sucking on my boobies. 

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Well, I'll tell you what was funny, because this place has bouncers and they, you know, they enforce, make sure everyone's okay, but they also make sure nobody has their phones out. Cuz you don't want, nobody wants pictures or video taken back there. You don't want something popping up in public. Yeah. And this particular vibrator, our our friend was using on you, it, it lights up so it has like all these different multicolored lights. Well, the sponsor actually came over and said, Hey, no cell phones. And I, I looked up from licking your boobs. 

Speaker 2 (14:37):
She, Oh, I did remember him saying that 

Speaker 1 (14:39):
She, she pulled her face up from your pussy <laugh>. I'm like, we're both like, No, it's a vibrator. And I'm like, Oh, it's just a vibrator. And she showed him, he's like, he laughed. He's like, Oh, sorry about that. You know, <laugh>. We're like, No, no worries. Thank you for your service, you know? Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Thanks for checking. 

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Thanks for checking. Because yeah, like you don't want somebody back there with their cell phone mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, getting you on video or something without you knowing it. Yeah. But that was kind of funny. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. So then we were back to business. In fact, that vibrator, that's the same one she got you off with the first time we played with her. 

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yep. 

Speaker 1 (15:12):
That was on the big bed in the other room. Mm-hmm. 

Speaker 2 (15:15):
<affirmative> with big one of my favorite. That's my favorite room. 

Speaker 1 (15:16):
There's a giant round bed you can fit like 10 couples on. 

Speaker 2 (15:19):
That's my favorite 

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Room. And there's giant picture windows on both sides of the room where people in the hallway you can get like 50 or 60 people lined up against those windows. Oh yeah. If you're an exhibitionist, it is your, it's your fuck heaven. 

Speaker 2 (15:31):
It is. Yeah. It's mine. That's my, that's probably why it's my favorite room. 

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Probably <laugh> 

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Dirty little 

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Girl. 

Speaker 2 (15:38):
You're welcome. Daddy <laugh> Dirty Little Who 

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I love it. <laugh> in the most complimentary way possible. I say that 

Speaker 2 (15:47):
<laugh>. Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Cause I love it. But yeah, we were 12 feet away in the other room. Uhhuh the Red Room. 

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah. And so Barbie and Barbie and GI Joe was beside us. And then the newer couple was beside them on the other end. And we were all just playing around with each other. And, and then the, we Switch and the single, the single lady is now on the bed and I'm sucking on her boobs and John's fucking her. Um, and 

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Everyone's really happy right now. 

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah. Did that. And, um, I'm trying to remember. Oh. And then I got back up on the bed and Barbie was like, Let's fuck. And I'm like, Yes, please. <laugh>. And she's like, I need to go get my double dildo. And I said, Well, I have a brand new one I've not even used yet, and we have our bag with us. Hmm. So we used my new one. Hey, 

Speaker 1 (16:49):
When you're a boy scout, you learned to always be 

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Prepared. Exactly. So we did that for a while. Um, John was on one boob and GI Joe was on the other one. 

Speaker 1 (17:03):
And then Barbie was on top of you riding you with the double deal though. 

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yep. And we went for a while. 

Speaker 1 (17:10):
He did <laugh> 

Speaker 2 (17:12):
And then she got a little, uh, little tired <laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (17:17):
All right. Well she was on top doing the writing, so 

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh, on it. Yeah, 

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, yeah. No, one of the girls in such ba damn shape. She's just good shape. She's in great shape. It's no wonder why Look how a workout this girl gets <laugh>. 

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah. And then, um, and then what was next? Well, 

Speaker 1 (17:36):
We hopped off there and we're all, we're all just sitting around kind of talking and joking and there's like people standing around just like standing couple standing around watching us and we, we 

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Go, Well, a single lady fucked GI Joe. Oh yeah, Yeah. That happened too. Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, they did. Well, it's funny in between like doing these things, it's like, um, you're like in the heat of the moment, people doing each other and then the next moment we're just all laying on the bed naked, whatever. And like talking and joking and laughing it and there's like people all around just standing there watching us 

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Waiting for, waiting for our next move, anticipating our every move. 

Speaker 1 (18:14):
And then the topic of squirting suddenly came up. 

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah. Well 

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Be Yeah. Dun dun. 

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah. And she was like, Do you want GI Joe to try to make you squirt? And I was like, Yeah, that would be, that would be fun. That would be good. Um, because I never done that before and I didn't know if I, you know, I, I don't know, you just hear things like, I was like, Okay, am I gonna be those one of those women that that just doesn't happen for? Or maybe I just, it wasn't done on me. Right. So I don't know, you know, like just a lot of unknowns of could that even happen to with me? 

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Or another big concern you had was, am I just gonna piss all over the bed? Oh 

Speaker 2 (19:03):
My God. Is that all it is? Yeah. And I'm, I don't want that either. <laugh>, it's like, I don't, that's embarrassing. Like no, I don't, you know, I don't want that either. 

Speaker 1 (19:12):
So we, um, Barbie and GI Joe, they were sitting there and they just started talking whatever, and you and I kind of leaned the other direction and you were like, well, I was like, well what, what do you think? Do you wanna try that? You know, and this is something that, you know, this is the most, you know, June has ever done with, uh, with a, any other guy other than me. Yeah. Um, you know, I mean he just use his hand to do it. 

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Um, Yeah. But still, 

Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's still a first time thing with that. 

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (19:40):
My, Now some people might think, Well John, doesn't that bother you? Wouldn't it bother the similar guy like pledging your wife in a way that you don't know how? Cuz I don't know how, but here's why it didn't bother me. I know a woman's body or a lot of women's bodies are capable of experiencing that type of pleasure. I didn't know how to do it. So I took on more of a researcher student aspect. I'm like, Hey, this guy knows something I don't <laugh>. I would love to see what he does and if it works, we're gonna go home and I'm gonna do that to her anytime she wants. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And that's going to put another notch in the belt and up and elevate our sex life game because Oh, I learned something that I didn't know how to do before. Yeah. And so I, I don't really, I didn't really care. 

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I mean, it, it's weird because it's like we're, I feel like we're conditioned and taught that we're supposed to get pissed off about something like that. Yeah. But I just didn't, it's not like, and I'm not one of those guys that loves seeing, uh, my lady with another guy. There are a lot of people who really, that gets them off. That's their thing. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> for me, I'm, I'm not judging it, like I'm just saying I'm different. Like that's just, that's not my thing thing. Yeah. So there's a high potential for me to, to have a problem with that. But you know, June, you know, you looked me in the eyes and, you know, two or three times triple confirmed. Like, I think I 

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Liked four times probably just to make sure that we were both on the same page. 

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Like is like, is it okay with you if I try that? Like, and are you sure? Like, are you sure? And my big thing with her was, well if you're saying you wanna try it, that's fine with me, but are you sure? Is that the vodka talking and you're go and you're gonna regret this, you know, when you, when you wake up in the morning? Or is this really, you consciously choose, you know, I was really confirming with her. Yeah. Cause I don't want, I didn't want her to have any sort of regret, uh, for doing something. You know, maybe when she had a bit to drink. 

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Well and I didn't want him to either, which is why I was like triple, quadruple confirming for him too that Hey, is that, that's okay. Like, that's cool. Cuz it was like the, like we said, that's like the first thing I had done with a guy like that. It was a little bit more intimate. 

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (21:45):
You know, other than just like kissing. I'm like, okay, he ki you know, kiss. Okay, whatever. But like, this was more for me. Like this is more intimate. 

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah. And internal. Literally. 

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah. And so I was like, I just, you know, make sure we're both on the same page. 

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah. And so, um, again, I I just had sort of the student mentality, like, if this guy decide to do something, I don't, one, I would love to learn it. And two, like, as long as you're okay with something, I'm cool with it. You know, if it's something that brings you pleasure, that's awesome. I get to learn that about you. But as long as you're okay with it and you want it, that's the biggest thing for me. And if you wanna try something, you know, that way we're both on the same page and there's not a whole, there's not a whole lot of area for friction afterwards because it was like, well we both talked and multiple times we both confirmed mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And so, you know, you know, you, he would, you had spoken up and said, hey, uh, yeah, if you I something like, Yeah, if you commit me squirt, let's try it. Yeah. And he was, he says something funny, like, I would be happy to do that for you. Or something like, you like real like slide just kind of funny. Like, I would be happy to serve you that way. Or something 

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Like that. 

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah. And it's like, I am sure you would <laugh> such a giver. And he is like, Hey, I'll try. So yeah, take it from there. 

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Um, so he 

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Just got lots of lube. 

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Lots of lube and stuck a few fingers up there. 

Speaker 1 (23:14):
You were laying on your back. 

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I was laying on my back naked. Obviously <laugh> 

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well obviously you could have had a skirt on or 

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Nope. The shirt and the shorts were off. 

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yep. Everything was off. You're laying on your 

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Back. Yeah. Yep. And it's kinda like he did like a, a come here move with your fingers. It's kind of like, if, if you're trying to motion, like come here with your fingers, That was kind what he was doing. Like, you know, inside me, like, um, kind of fast, fast. It was kind fast. 

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Start off fast 

Speaker 2 (23:50):
To start. I think the whole time it was pretty, it was a pretty like fast pace. 

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Okay. 

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I think I'm pretty sure it was. Um, and like the more he was doing it, like the better it was like feeling. So at first it was like, not like the, the most comfortable feeling. 

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, by the way, you hate having fingers in you, I know. Behaving fingers. So like that's something you never have enjoyed mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And so this was surprising, uh, that you did. Yeah. Good. So you said normally, you know, it, it wasn't comfortable at first with 

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Fingers on. I think at first it was a little uncomfortable, um, because I felt like they were way up there. Um, but yeah, like the more he kept doing whatever he, like the motion he was doing the motion, like the more like the better. It got like the, like the good feeling. Like it felt better. Like the more he kept doing that, like it, it got better. Like it felt good. Um, and I'm just telling myself in my mind, June just let go. Like, don't think about it. Like just let it happen. If it happens, like don't overthink it. Don't worry about if it's pee or whatever. I just had to like kind of remind myself, this feels good. It's okay. I just like, constantly was kind of like, this feels good and it's okay. Like, 

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah. Well, because I think one of the barriers to you experiencing this before is that whenever you've gotten almost there, if I remember correctly, you were saying that you felt like you had to pee. And so like you, whenever we would do things like this, and so like, you'd never let it happen because you didn't know any better because mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you just thought you were about to piss all over the bed. Yeah. But, but apparently one of the signs, uh, I'm told that you're about to score is that Yes. Like you're in that moment mm-hmm. <affirmative> and you feel like you're gonna pee mm-hmm. <affirmative>, but you're actually not going to, you just have to let go. 

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah. Well, when I started feeling that like feeling of, oh my, oh my God, I, I gotta, I gotta pee. And then I, I remember them saying, Okay, well you might feel even John saying, Hey, remember we, you might feel like you might have to pee. Like, he reminded me that like right before, you know, GI Joe started. So I was keeping that in mind too. Like, Hey, if I feel like I'm gonna pee, like have to pee, this is probably on the edge of happening. Guys. 

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Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah. And so Barbie's licking one ear boobs. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, I'm looking your other boob. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, he's fingering you down there, getting you, getting you ready to squirt and your body is, I remember your body was like, you were like, like throbbing, Like you were thrusting kinda your hips. You're, you're really getting in in the moment. Like you're, you're really getting in alignment with what was happening. And, and I remember me, me and Barbie, we, every now and then we'd look at each other cuz I'm on one boob, she's on the other <laugh>. And so we're like right next face to face, we'd look up each other and it was kind of like this, like laughing in our eyes, like, and then we'd look at you and then we'd look at each other, then we'd look back down at what we're doing. And I remember both of us at one point going, Just let go. Like, if you have to, like, whenever you feel it, just let go. Don't hold, don't hold it in. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, and like we, we were both like coaching you on that mm-hmm. <affirmative> as you're starting to get there 

Speaker 2 (28:13):
And all of a sudden it's like, I could hear his fingers going, like I could hear 

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Them as he was fingering harder and harder and she was getting there. It was like this 

Speaker 2 (28:26):
<laugh> with his fingers. 

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah. It sounded like water splashing against a wall faster and faster and faster and faster and faster. <laugh> and that place got fucking soaked. 

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then all of a sudden one it was done. I was like, okay, <laugh> 

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Like, okay, stop. Or 

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, it was like, okay. Like, 

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Like it was too much at that point. Yeah. Okay. 

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (28:53):
What was your first thought when you sort of came to after you, after you're like, Okay, okay. Like, and you'd just done it. Like, what was your first thought? 

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Holy shit. Did I just, did I just squirt <laugh> <laugh> like, oh my God, this really happened. Like, wow. Okay. That's, that's new. That's different <laugh>. Um, it, it feels good. It's not like an orgasm though. 

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I was just gonna ask like, how did it feel? 

Speaker 2 (29:22):
It it felt good. Um, but it's different. It's not like an orgasm. Like orgasm is still like f definitely like, I would want that over squirting, but it felt good though. 

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Kinda like a, would you say it's like a, like a like a miniature orgasm of sorts? Maybe. 

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Maybe. Maybe like, maybe 

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Is it like a 20% power orgasm? 

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah. I would yeah's a good, that's a good comparison. Okay. Maybe like a 20% orgasm. Um, yeah. 

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. So still 

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Well like maybe like 

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. 

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I guess in my mind, if John is out of town and I'm masturbating and I get there that way, it was almost kind of like that where it's, it's feels good. It's great, but it's not like when me and John fuck and I come with him like it was, you know, and I come hard like that. So it was kind of like, I guess a comparison to that. Like, 

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Cause there ain't nothing like the real thing baby. 

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Exactly. <laugh>. So, but squirting, I mean, it was, it was enjoyable. I mean, I'll definitely wouldn't mind it happening again, but I, but you really have to get out of your head when it's happening too. It's a very much mental thing. Like, you can't like let it, like, you just just have to let go. 

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah. It was interesting because I, I'd never seen you do it and cuz you hadn't. And so, Yeah. And, and GI Joe, you know, he was explained to me afterwards a little bit about how he was doing that. And so, uh, I have a new mission in life. 

Speaker 2 (31:10):
<laugh> 

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Obviously. 

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yes. 

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I have a new mission to make everyone, every woman I encounter, squirt 

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Starting with me first. Starting 

Speaker 1 (31:19):
With you <laugh>. 

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh. Like, uh, yeah, 

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I'll start with you. It's okay. Need to hone my skills and 

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Well, you made the first person, like you made that one lady squirt like multiple times, like six times. 

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh my god. The first 

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Time like a month. So you've already made someone else do that. 

Speaker 1 (31:38):
God, she squirted like seven or eight times or something like that. And it was in like a seven, eight minute period. Now I, I don't know how much, I don't know enough about it, so I don't know how much control I had over her doing that due to my stimulation, but I guess you would have to have the stimulation. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Cause I was just eating her out. Yeah. And, and yeah, at one point, I mean she just, she had, she was laughing her hat off and like squeezing her legs together and pushing my head away 

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Like, Yeah. Like that's enough. 

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah. Like it's too much. It's too much. It was kind of cute. It's pretty funny. 

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Well, that's kind of how it was the other day. Okay. For you. When I was done, I was like, Okay, go, go. Good. Get away. Like just done is done <laugh>. Like, okay. No more. That's kind of how it was. Yeah. Yeah. Course mine was like one just big huge splash. 

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah. Now I, I'm wondering now, once we learn how to make you keep having that one big splash and keep returning to that, what, I wonder if there's a way or something you'll learn to feel and gauge your own feelings in your physical body to where like you could do it every two or three minutes or with, with certain types of stimulation that I'm wondering if you can do it like multiple times. Like the lady, I did it too. 

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I mean maybe that's definitely a possibility. 

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah. I'm curious. 

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah. Um, that's probably, I'd imagine it might, you me, you know, with anything, the more you do it, the more you're comfortable doing that. And, and yeah. And that's with everything that we've tried, the more we do it, like the more comfortable we've, we've gotten with things and so, but yeah, like it was really, it was very enjoyable. I liked it. Um, but nothing compares to coming 

Speaker 1 (33:22):
<laugh>. Nothing beats the big O, huh? 

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yep. But like I said, it was great and enjoyable and it's, it's in a different way. Like it was still very enjoyable, but it was just, it was different. It wasn't like coming for me. And that might be different for every woman. I don't really know. I just know for me it wasn't like coming, It was, it was enjoyable, but it was like a 20% orgasm or something. 

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (33:45):
20 or 30%, something like 

Speaker 1 (33:47):
That. And it was hot to watch too because you were moaning and you know, moving your hips around and I mean, you were having a good time and that was super fucking hot. <laugh> 

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You, 

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Everyone in there was like, Damn, look at that woman <laugh>. You're just in this whole different world of your own. Yeah. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. So that was, that was hot. And so that was, uh, June's very first time squirting. 

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Would you like to square it again sometime? 

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yes. 

Speaker 1 (34:14):
<laugh> 

Speaker 2 (34:15):
By you? Preferably 

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Uhhuh. <affirmative>. I think, I think we should get to practice <laugh>. Might've to turn off the microphone though. 

Speaker 2 (34:24):
<laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I don't know. We could be here a while. 

Speaker 2 (34:27):
<laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah. Would that be considered porn? Audio porn? Is that allowed 

Speaker 2 (34:31):
<laugh>? I don't know. Would 

Speaker 1 (34:32):
That get, would that get have shut down 

Speaker 2 (34:34):
<laugh>? I don't know. I 

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Don't know. What can't you say? Like, is there anything you can't say? I mean if you're like talking about killing somebody or, or doing or yourself or, or harming people. Like, you obviously can't say stuff like that, but I wonder, I wonder how far we, how far can you talk about sex on like a podcast before? It's like across the line? Probably if it's like turns criminal or something, 

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I imagine. Yeah. Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Which I mean, we don't obviously would never would 

Speaker 2 (34:59):
That Definitely 

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Not, I'm just, I'm just thinking how when people talk about talking dirty, it's like how fucking dirty can we get <laugh> where we can like ride that line, that fence without getting shut down <laugh>? 

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Hmm. I don't know. 

Speaker 1 (35:12):
But hey, we're just talking about a bodily function here today that we discovered, uh, your body can do that you didn't know it could do. 

Speaker 2 (35:20):
No, I didn't know it. I, like I said, I didn't think I, I didn't think it would happen for me. 

Speaker 1 (35:25):
You know, that's interesting too because I think a lot of people want to experience certain things in life, whether it's sexually or anything, but in their minds, I think they had this idea for some reason, Oh, that wouldn't work for me. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> or I can't do that. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, it's like, well before you were kind of thinking like, Oh, I, I can't squirt. I don't know how to squirt. Well the reason is because one, you'd never done it. Yeah. And two, nobody had ever touched your body in the right way to cause that bodily function to happen. So it's not that you couldn't do it, you just, you didn't know anything about it and you'd never been touched that way. 

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Well, you know, I just thought of too, but I I also, you know, in the past year, got real healing in my life from the abuse as a kid and I was molested and he did that a lot to me finger. And so like, I, I think that was a huge thing that I overcame and really got through on this last weekend of, of being able to squirt because I, I've never liked fingers up there. Yeah. And I think it was just from the abuse, you know? So I think now that I am healed from all of that, 

Speaker 1 (36:44):
That barriers not there. 

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Like that barrier's not there now. So I just thought of that. 

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Hmm. Yeah, no, that's a, that's a great point because if you think about it, that was a barrier for years that you may, you may be still close to yourself that you didn't even realize. Yeah. And it was holding you back from, from a pleasure that you had the ability to experience if you were just open to it. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. So we would encourage you if you want to try something or you say, Well I would love to experience that, but my body doesn't do that, or I can't do that. It might not be that you, you or your body lacks the ability to do something. It might be the fact that you've just never been in the, the right environment and been touched the right way mm-hmm. <affirmative> for something to happen. 

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I mean, I remember, I think you said I was the first person to ever give you an orgasm. 

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yes. 

Speaker 1 (37:33):
And so <laugh>, um, you know, cuz you know, when we met, you know, we were in our early twenties, but you know, you, I wasn't the only person you'd been with. And so, but you may have thought to yourself, you may have been tempted to think, I, well I, I can't have orgasms or I don't ever have orgasms. Yeah. And it's like, well not with that. Not with that person who's, you know, not focused on your pleasure or doing the things that make your body feel good and get you there. Yeah. So if you're with a person who isn't doing the things that you need to, to have done to get there mm-hmm. <affirmative>, it's not that you can't get there or experience it, it's that you're not in the right environment or having the right kind of experience that facilitates and brings forth that particular 

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Thing. Mm-hmm. 

Speaker 2 (38:20):
<affirmative>. Definitely. 

Speaker 1 (38:21):
So I'm glad, uh, glad I could bring you many, many, many orgasms. Even your first 

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yes. 

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Cause those are 

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Fun and oh my god, the first one, we weren't even having sex. 

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Oh. The first time I 

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Gave it to you. Oh my God. We weren't even having sex. Our clothes were still fucking on. I was wearing a tank top with short, short like basketball shorts. They were the short ones. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And they were blue and you had blue basketball shorts on mm-hmm. 

Speaker 1 (38:48):
<affirmative> my Jordans 

Speaker 2 (38:50):
And yeah, we were just like, I was on top of them and we're just like really, like heavily making out like big time. I could totally feel his boner against 

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Your 

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Cl my clip and 

Speaker 1 (39:01):
You're grinding on 

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Top of me. Oh my God. 

Speaker 1 (39:02):
And we were making out for God what was an hour 

Speaker 2 (39:04):
More. Oh my gosh. Something like that. There 

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Was no time. Did not exist. 

Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, it didn't, it never does with you. 

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Aw, 

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Shame 

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Babe. Shame. 

Speaker 2 (39:15):
But yeah, like literally like that was the first orgasm I had ever had. And we weren't even like having sex. We were just making out <laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (39:23):
You're welcome. 

Speaker 1 (39:25):
<laugh>. I remember when it happened. I thought, does she just, But here's the thing, like, you know, I I, I had never been with a woman until June and I got married mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, religious upbringing kind of thing. And so I actually, I, I knew what an orgasm was. I'd seen it in plenty of videos and in porn and stuff, but I had never actually been with a lady who was having one. And so when she just started grabbing my shoulders in my hair and like really throwing her hips into me hard <laugh> and like making these noises, I'm, I'm thinking, holy shit, is she having an orgasm? And I'm like, that's fucking awesome. I'm thinking. And, um, I don't think you said anything. 

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I didn't, 

Speaker 1 (40:05):
You didn't say anything, but 

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I was kind of embarrassed and like shit like, because we were like told everything is wrong. Oh yeah. But I was like, fuck, I can't tell him that I just had an orgasm. Like what would he think about me or what would he, 

Speaker 1 (40:18):
I'd be like, fucking marry me right now. 

Speaker 2 (40:21):
<laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (40:22):
That's what I, that's what I'd think. He, I 

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Like later that week he proposed. 

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I did. 

Speaker 2 (40:27):
But yeah. No, I, yeah. I totally had an orgasm with just making out with, with John. Yeah. It was great. 

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah. And you know, we had been together for several days at that point mm-hmm. <affirmative> and um, in person, which, which wasn't normal. We had kind of a distance relationship up to that point. And so there was a lot of built up energy and we'd done a lot of making out my balls were blue like a smurf I'm sure walking around feel like I got kicked in the nuts a thousand times. I'm like, Oh my God, I just 

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Slept in the same bed for those days as well. Yeah, yeah. Spooning. 

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah. 

Speaker 2 (41:04):
<laugh>. 

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah. I always wanted, I never wanted her to feel like she was pressured or, or that I was like trying to pressure her to, to do something with me. I've, I, you know, I've, I grew up seeing a lot of, you know, men who were very abusive to women and sexually as well. And I never wanted to be one of those guys. And so I'm, I'm, I'm this like, the, the way I am is like, Hey, I'm here to have fun, but at the same time if there's anything uncomfortable for you, you say it immediately. It's not personal, it's okay. I would want to know. Yeah. And, uh, you know, uh, she jumped my bones and yes I did had orgasm without even having intercourse. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And it was at that point I knew you, you would be my wife <laugh>. Oh yes, you will be my wife <laugh>. And so now it's funny, we, uh, what was it like a month ago? I think we, uh, we averaged out like how many weeks near a year? 52 been married as many years as we have and how many times on average a week we have sex. And so we like, I think we averaged it. Like, it was like, well what you say? Like, we consistently, it's never really went down. I would say we probably have sex, what, three times a week on average? 

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah. 

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Shit, I'll be honest this week, Oh my god, it's been, what, five to seven times? Yes. I, yeah. I, I need, I need a fucking break. My, my body's like, what are you doing to me? You know, it's like, it's like you trying to kill me woman, but on average <laugh>, why does she just update my life insurance policy? 

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh my God. Whatever. 

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Hey, if I, if I'm gonna go out, if I'm gonna die, my 

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Dad just got stuck to the chair. How? You're welcome. 

Speaker 1 (42:46):
How if I'm gonna die, I I I will be happy to die having sex. Well, yeah, 52 weeks in a year, you know, on average it's about three times a week, sometimes more, sometimes less. That's 156 times a year. And then we've been married, uh, 15 to 20 years, somewhere in between there. So according to that, we've had sex roughly 2,652 times <laugh>. Most of those times you tend to have two or more orgasms. So let's just say you had two at each of those times. Not that it's been every time, but you've probably had well over 5,000 orgasms with me. It's no wonder our fucking marriage works 

Speaker 2 (43:30):
James. Like why, why thank you loves 

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, you're welcome. Well, like, what's the big secret? Orgasms? Fucking orgasms. Lots of 'em 

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Fucking was the first word you said though, which is very true. Yeah. That fucking, that leads to the orgasms. 

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah. No, we're being funny. Obviously if you have great sex with somebody, that doesn't mean other aspects of your, your relationship are always gonna be healthier workout because 

Speaker 2 (43:56):
People, 

Speaker 1 (43:56):
People are very different sometimes. But, uh, yeah. Now we're just kind of blabbering on. But um, yeah, we like sex. Sex is good. 

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yes it is. 

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It's great. We're always trying new shit. It's fun. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Yeah. So anyway, any, uh, I knew last thoughts or comments about your squirting experience? 

Speaker 2 (44:20):
It was fun. I'll love to try it again and have John learn from GI Joe how to do that. So that can happen more often. And, uh, yeah, it was great. 

Speaker 1 (44:34):
<laugh> any advice to any ladies out there that have not squirted, but are curious about it? Any like tip or piece of advice that can be helpful to them? 

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I would just say like, don't worry about it. Like, stop worrying. Like, cuz me, that was the big barrier for me was like worrying that you're gonna start pissing everywhere. Um, just if once you start feeling like you're getting the urge to pee, like just let go. Like don't, don't, um, let your mind, uh, be a, be a barrier for you. Um, because that's kind of what it was for me. Um, so just, I would just say once you start feeling the urge to pee, like just let go. Like literally just don't even think about it. Just enjoy what's happening to you. Like, just stay, try to stay in the moment of what's happening. Um, and don't let your mind, your mind wander or make you worry. 

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah. And think, think about this too. Why would you be embarrassed if you're with a guy or a lady or multiple people that are trying to make you squirt and then you do. Or if anything comes out, like, I know it's like, oh, that'll be embarrassing, but like, we're there because we think it's hot and we wanna see you do it and experience the pleasure mm-hmm. <affirmative> and see it happen. So you, in reality, you, you actually don't have anything to be afraid of being embarrassed of because if someone's trying to actively help you do that, that's called the win. Yeah. That's called crossing the finish line. 

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Absolutely. 

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Let's say you did piss everywhere, like whatever that was, uh, okay, well we were trying to get you to squirt and uh, maybe it was more now, I don't know if the heat, the female body can actually squirt and piss at the same time. I don't know anything about that. Maybe that's not even possible. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm just saying to put minds at ease. Like if someone's trying to get you there doing that, um, nobody's surprised when anything happens. And so, yeah, I think, I think what, what you said June is really good. Like just let go and enjoy yourself. Like let yourself feel it and follow the pleasure where it goes. 

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah. Yeah. That was great. Cool. 

Speaker 1 (46:38):
<laugh>. Well this has been all about June's first time squirting and uh, if you have a story, feel free to email your story or a question. Yeah. At New swingers podcast at.com.