22- What To Wear To A Swingers Club & How To Talk To People (+ June Accidentally Reveals Her SECRET Sex Fantasy!) 😱🔥

What do you wear to a swinger's club? How do you approach people you find attractive if you feel nervous and without coming off as creepy so you can create a new friendship that may lead to sexy fun times with them? In today's episode of the New Swingers Podcast, John & June give you a quick and easy run down on what to wear and a very simple way to approach people that will help you succeed in making new friendships in the swinger lifestyle! Plus, June accidentally reveals a SECRET sex fantasy she has that we didn't plan on revealing in this episode, but it popped out so we ran with it and left it in for you! 

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Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Oh shit. Are we recording <laugh>? We are. We are. Oh that was me, John sucking on June's 32 Double D. Pierce pierced and yeah, I guess we're recording. Didn't realize the button got hit. Usually she's the one going down on me, which I'm sure will probably happen somewhere throughout this episode because Oh, I promise it will what she likes. But yes, I'm John <laugh>. And I'm June. And welcome back to the New Swingers podcast. And today we're going to talk about what to wear and how to approach people at swinger clubs. Now, we touched on this I think in different episodes, or one other maybe I don't recall, somewhere came up in conversation. But we did have a question from somebody who had reached out to June on her only fans. And they were asking basically, well, we're going to go, what should we wear? We don't wanna seem like creepers, so how do we approach people?

(01:14):
They kind of introverted. And we're also going to talk about not just how to approach people in person at a club or something, or a lifestyle event, but also online. By the way, if you want to meet local swingers in your area, people who are active in your area, if you go to the show notes, we have a PDF for how you can meet others in the lifestyle in your area. I think it's the second or third link down. Just go click that. It's called Swing Easy and it has a few links in there to some sites that will help you find people in your local area to get to know. So go grab that. It's like a one or two page pdf, just has a few links in there that you can use to connect. But yeah, so to where now a lot of people get nervous, it's like that.

(02:07):
It's kind of funny because you know, and I had a church background growing up and one or two of the biggest things that people worry about when they're going to go to a church for the first time, one of the biggest questions is, what should I wear? People are so worried, what should I wear? And it's funny it's a common question with swinger clubs too, which I always just, my whole thing is dress you give a fuck. Yeah, dress. You're trying, different clubs are kind of different. Yeah, it depends on the club. The one we go to is, it's a little bit more upscale, it's a little more upscale, high end swinger club. And so, you know, can't walk in and torn up jeans and boots or work boots and that kind of thing. If you, you're, they're classy jeans where they're like, they're nice and you got cowboy boots or something, or nice shoes, that's fine. But

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Buckle jeans, but no holes in them, basically. They don't allow holes. But every club's different. So I think the main thing is just going online and going to their website of the club that you're going to try to attend and find out what their dress code is.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Some are real relaxed and that's cool. Maybe a country music bar, honky tonk kind of thing. But yeah, then others it's like, well they have a standard they want you to dress by because they have a reputation they're trying to uphold to attract a particular kind of clientele. So I don't really care either way when it comes to, oh, what the club's, which club it is, or what their standard is. We just happen to find the one that we went to first and happen to be the higher end one. And we kind of like that cuz it kind of makes people have to at least try a little bit to even get in the door. We watch people get turned away. Oh, and watch 'em bitch online and it's like, like, dude, you showed up in that. Yeah. I mean, hey, you person didn't know any better or they didn't think to. But yeah, whenever we go out anywhere, whether it's on a date or to a club or a lifestyle event, I mean, we dress fucking great,

Speaker 2 (04:25):
We dress to impress. Hell yeah. Honestly, I always have a nice dress on Amazon is my new best friend. And so I find a lot of my dresses that I wear to the clubs I find on Amazon. But yeah, I mean at least wear some kind of a dress sundress or just a lot of, like I said, I look up on Google or on Amazon party dresses, sexy el sexy dresses to wear for clubs. So that's kind of my search.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It'll be like a Monday or Tuesday. It'll be a Monday or Tuesday and it'll be like, oh, it's this theme at the club on Saturday. We'll have you here in two days. And Amazon it's here a day or two before Saturday comes. And

Speaker 2 (05:07):
That came this week too. I got me a new Santa costume outfit I'm going to wear for this bad Santa theme for our club. We're going to this weekend. I Oh yeah. Ordered it and it came in a couple days ago and tried it on. So yeah, I think the main thing is just looking on their website. If they have a website for the club you're wanting to attend and see what the dress code is, what the rules are for that club. Yeah, because like I said, ours is more kind of upscale, but not all of 'em are. So, but again, John said, just dress to impress.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's hard to go wrong if you just fucking try a little bit. And here's the thing too I wore a T-shirt, T-shirt for the first time at the club last week, but here's why. It was a themed night. It was a theme night. And so that theme what was the theme?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It was pajamas. It was like a pajama theme. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Cause pajama. Sorry, pajama pants. My slippers.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Here's the truth though, John and I really, John and I don't wear pajamas to bed. Neither one of us, we don't wear anything. I don't even wear a thong.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah. Well you know what, in some of the back rooms we totally could wear what we wear a bed, which is nothing

Speaker 2 (06:30):
<laugh>.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
As long as you're not out in the lobby, you can't walk through the lobby naked. Typically. Of course, if a woman does it, not most people ain't going to complain. Got a bunch of guys doing, be like, all right guys. No, but what I was saying was there was a theme night, it was pajama theme. So I had pajama pants, like flannel or whatever, and then I had a t-shirt on and it turns out my t-shirt was the talk of the town.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It was

Speaker 1 (06:55):
On Saturday night. Tell

Speaker 2 (06:57):
'em what it said.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's a bright blue shirt with bold white letters and it says, I'm here to fuck someone's wife. Yes. And

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I have a matching one that's purple. Yeah. One of these days we'll be able to wear 'em together for another theme

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Because we both enjoy fucking other people's wives. And it's so funny, what I learned was how every beautiful woman feels when she walks into a room and here's why. Every couch, every bar, stool, every place we walked in that place, I would see couples looking up at me and then leaning over and giggling and pointing, giving me a thumbs up. But all eyes run me. I'm like, they're looking at my shirt and I'm like, Hey motherfuckers, my eyes are up here. No, I didn't

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Say that. No you didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
But you know, get a beautiful woman yourself walks into a place and you get people looking at you because you're attractive. And so they're like, well the thing is, I've never known one's liked to walk into the room and have everyone look up and notice and even comment on you as you walked

Speaker 2 (08:00):
By <laugh>. Well he got a lot of that on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh, even later in the night, or even on some of the social media groups, people are like, oh, I saw you. Yeah, because we posted a picture of it in some certain groups and they're like, they didn't say hi to us, but they remember seeing the shirt and they're like, oh, we remember you. We saw that. And it's funny, everyone, every guy who would gimme a fist bump be like, dude, love the shirt. Earlier on in the night and throughout the night I was just like, well hey, I'll let you know if it works. Well then the valley was getting our car and we're walking out of the building. The last three or four fist bumps that I got, I just licked a guy dead in the eye and I'm like, Hey brother, the T-shirt worked tonight.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It did.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
And he's even the last guy out in the parking lot was like what it did. Yeah dude, you should get one of these. Yeah, yeah. We both played with a lady. Yep. First. Yeah, first black lady I'd ever been with. Beautiful woman. Great experience. Wonder, I mean, yeah, her guy walked right up and I think I talked about it in the last episode,

Speaker 2 (09:06):
But

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You did? Yeah. He walked right up and handed me a condom and he goes, Hey, she has a fantasy you want in? That's basically what he said. And I'm like yeah,

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I have that same fantasy. However, I'm not ready to quite ready to try two guys yet, cuz I need to try my first guy first.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
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Speaker 2 (10:16):
Ah yes. Eventually it still scares me right now. So eventually

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, you, yeah, we'll

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Baby step, but you grow into it.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
So <laugh> you say no, you'll, you'll try one first. Let's see how that goes. And baby step. Yeah, okay. Oh, whatever you do. You or someone else or me. And

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I'll do or both and I'll I'll do, yeah

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Or both at the same time. Cause hey apparently that's really fun for a lot of ladies. <laugh>, the ladies who I've heard say they love two guys at once. One of the biggest things I always hear 'em say is that they were nervous. They didn't know if they'd like it, but then they're like, I loved it cuz all the attention was on me and they fucking loved it and they're in a safe environment with someone they knew. But yeah, all the attention was on them. But yeah, so that's my t-shirt and <laugh>. Any chance I get to wear one of my lifestyle? I do. My other one is a bright blue one with also bold white letters and it says Married with benefits. And that's a fun one. Yeah, I was going to wear that to this week's, but the theme this week is a Christmas thing or something.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Oh. So he got a really cool and he's going to wear, oh it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
What does it say? Oh my

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Gosh.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It's right there on the table, isn't it? Yeah,

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Grab

Speaker 1 (11:37):
It. Okay,

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Grab real quick. I'll be rb <laugh>

Speaker 1 (11:41):
As June walks out of the studio Naked. Shake. Shake. Dead ass girl. Okay, so it's a maroon t-shirt. Come on. They can't see you shaking your ass. They're just waiting for me to talk.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Oh, excuse me. I was twerking for John.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yes you were <laugh>. So it's a maroon like dark red t-shirt with a cartoon Santa Claus head on the front and it says, I saw that you nasty <laugh>. And he's looking down over his glasses.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's

Speaker 1 (12:13):
So funny. I saw that you nasty. So I'm wearing that to the swinger club this Saturday night cuz Yes. Yeah, because it's hilarious. There's all kinds of audio going on and it's like, tell you what people like June who are exhibitionist are like, Hey Santa, I hope you saw that cuz I love being watched.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Exactly. So

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, so that ties in. That's why I'll be wearing a t-shirt. I usually, as a guy, I usually wear my real nice jeans, maybe cowboy boots or a nice pair of shoes and then a button down shirt. Can't go wrong with that. Plus it actually, it gives you more success with people. Do we all judge each other based on appearance? We don't like to admit it, but we do. And if you're attracted to someone, if you're trying to hit it off or meet somebody at a club and you can tell they dress real well and you haven't really tried or you put in the same effort. Yeah, it's not really appreciated be because with June and I, we dress great. I mean fresh haircut, fresh shave, shower, shower, dress, clean, smell good, everything

Speaker 2 (13:25):
All above.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
She does her nails and all of that. And if we meet a couple or a lady or something like that, and it's like if you could tell that they really didn't try or they really don't give a shit about their appearance, it's just not that attractive cuz it's like, hey, if we're bringing this to the table, we're putting this effort. We want people who think the same way as we

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Do. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
That's like if you're in shape physically or if you have the certain body type that you work hard for. And that's attractive to some people. If you work hard in the gym, a lot of times you're very attracted to other people who work hard in the gym because they wanna enjoy the benefit of your beautiful body that they're attracted to. By beautiful, I mean what they're attracted to. And you probably want the same. And so if you work hard, you probably a lot of times wanna be around other people who work hard and have that same discipline. So it kind of goes back to that. But I mean June and we have our particular attraction with women that we like our specific ideal one, but we've played with many others who were just as fun, great experience, wonderful people. And so it didn't always cut things out, but

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'm pickier. She's pickier. I'll admit I'm pickier.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's cuz you don't have a dick. No. If you had a dick you'd be like, I'll take what I can get, man.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Guys are

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Easy.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
It's weird how men call women the whos, it's like we're the real whos, I think I'm easier than any woman I've probably ever met in my life. <laugh>. Just cuz I'm have fun. So anything else to say about what you should wear to a swinger club?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I mean, I think we pretty much covered it. Just dress nice. Just put a nice dress on. I don't normally Or skirt. Or skirt. Yeah. Cuz I've worn both. Or sexy lingerie. If it's that kind of a theme night I'll be doing on Saturday. But I mean really the main thing is just looking on their website and finding out ahead of time what their standards are for the dress code. But I just wear a nice dress and heels. I don't normally during the week wear heels usually. So I only wear heels when I'm going to go to the club because I like the way it makes me look. It makes my legs look even longer than they are. Fuck.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
And you're on eye level with me.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I know. I love

Speaker 1 (15:53):
That you're taller. Your legs look longer

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Then for those who don't know. I'm like five, six and a half, so I'm not short, but I'm not super tall. But when I put those really tall heels I have on, they make my legs look even longer. It's pretty cool. Well and

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Then there's that thing too that happens when women wear heels where your calf muscle is raised cuz your heel is raised and that's so sexy. That line, that muscle appears even more distinct. And so it just makes a woman's legs in general. Oh

Speaker 2 (16:26):
My gosh, that reminds me, I remember the next morning on Sunday, I was like, oh my God. And John's like, what's wrong? And I'm like, oh my God. Got it's four fucking cramp in the ankle and the top of the foot was a Charlie horse. But not usually get those in your toes if you're in the pool or something. Or your calves. No, I fucking had it in my ankle and in the top of my foot. And I know it was from those heels, I was like, you was

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Like, shit. It was like four 30 in the morning, it's dark. And I'm like, what the fuck is, what are you okay?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm like, no, I'm

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Not like, what can I do to help? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I'm massage it for me. I was like, oh my god. And it was stuck for 20 minutes. I couldn't get it. It would not. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
So here's the thing, <laugh> next time

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Bring slippers with

Speaker 1 (17:18):
You can bring

Speaker 2 (17:19):
<laugh>. A friend of mine did that.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah. Well and the thing is, after 1130 midnight people are drunk, drink and have a good time dancing. Starting to have sex everywhere and do things. No one really gives a fuck. If you got slippers, they get out, you get outta the locker, your bag and you put 'em on. Especially if they match whatever you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
It's like, I don't think anybody would ever complain. I wouldn't walk in with them on

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
But carry 'em in the bag. And then if anyone asked like, oh my gosh, the heels were killing me.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well here's the sad part, I had the fucking slippers in with me. Yeah, you did. And they fucking matched my red pajamas cuz they're red, red flip flop house shoes. And I'm like, oh my God, I just fucking forgot to go get them out of the locker and put 'em back on. So then I paid for it later.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah. I think the only thing we went back to the locker for was booze. Yes. He made a few trips back and kept pouring more shots.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
But yeah, I think that's about it for as far as what to wear.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay. How about approaching people? Let's pivot to how approach people in the lifestyle. Now here's my foundational rule, and I've yet to been proven wrong with this in any setting, whether it's a swing or lifestyle thing or any social setting do not approach people. You're trying to fuck them. <laugh>, approach them a normal fucking human. And what I mean by a normal fucking human is just be friendly. Just be nice. Hey, how you doing? I don't know what more to say with that.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Well I do, but

Speaker 1 (19:11):
There, but there are a lot of people who approach and they're like, oh hey, how's it going? You guys full swap?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Or Yeah, it's like, you guys wanna go the back's? Why we don't start right off the bat saying something like that. No, it's like we've never, it's an immediate no for you.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
We've never fucking met you. If at least with us might not be with everybody. With us. If you jump the gun, you're out and you'll probably never get back in our circle because it's a giant red flag. We're like, whoa, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Well, for me, this is what I do. Okay, this is me. Now I, I'm more outgoing than maybe some other people are though. But for me, what I do is if I see a really beautiful lady and maybe she has cute shoes on or a dress or her hair looks really pretty, whatever, I just pick something off of her that I like her dress, whatever, not her boobs or something. But

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah. Cause that that's going too sexual too fast. And it's like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah. So I mean, pick an item that she's wearing that you can compliment her on. So for me, a lot of times a lady will have a really pretty dress. So I'm like, oh my gosh, I love your dress. Or oh my gosh, your shoes are so cute. But you're not bullshit.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Those you act, you're not bullshitting. You actually

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Do it. I actually like it. I'm being honest. When I say a compliment about the person, I'm being honest that I really do it. It's

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Not a tactic. You're just paying a genuine compliment.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh my gosh, I really love those heels. Where did you get those?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
And who's afraid of receiving a compliment from

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Somebody? Nobody is. Everyone loves

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Compliments. Why were you afraid to pay a compliment?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Well, I think it's the fear of rejection

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
But if you're afraid of rejection by complimenting someone, just remember everyone loves compliments. If they do respond in a rejecting way, that's a really big red flag that you're so glad you didn't, did not get to know that person.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yes. And you're, because that's weird. And here's your response next. <laugh> in your head you're saying next because I'm not going to waste my time with somebody that I can't even pay a compliment to. But yeah, that's kind of what I do. We go to the club and I see somebody that's real pretty and she has a really pretty dress on or something. I'll just compliment. I'm like, gosh, my gosh, I love your dress, I love your heels. Oh my gosh, what are some of 'em come in and they got their own little cups they bring with them. I'm like, oh my gosh, your cup's hilarious. Cuz some of 'em say funny things. Oh,

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Like a

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Tumblr. Drunk wives matter. I think we have that one.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah. Just got a pineapple in it and something.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just find something like to just start the conversation off with. It doesn't have to be, like I said, nice tits. No, you don't start

Speaker 1 (21:50):
With that. Here's the thing too, if I think a lady's attractive, June usually does too cuz we are attracted to the same kind of women. But one thing I'll do is I'll be like, Hey, look at her. She's pretty, huh? We should go talk to her. And I walk with June, but I'll have June talk to her and say hi. Hey, I'll just like she said, I love your dress, love your shoes. Love that Tumblr. My name's June by the way. And then I'll shake hands, I'll shake hands. And then it just kind of opens up. And it's a very natural, non weird way to open up a conversation. Get to know

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Somebody. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
And so with me whenever that happens, by the way, me personally, if there's a guy with her, I always shake the guy's hand first. I never go right to his girl and go to shake her hand and just act like he's not even there.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well and same here. I always shake the lady's hand first. Also,

Speaker 1 (22:53):
If some guy ever comes up and shakes June's hand first, it's like, you ain't wrong. You just showed a lot of your cards you didn't know you showed. And we don't like it. Yeah. It's a respect thing I think among guys. So I always shake the guy's hand first and then I'll shake her hand as well or whatever. Or some ladies they just wanna give you a big hug even though they just met you. Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Which that's fine too, but But that's what I always do too. If it's the handshake, I always shake the lady's hand first too.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah. That way she doesn't get a vibe of why are you touching my guy? We ain't bitch. We ain't man <laugh>. We don't know each other.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
So it's just, I don't know. That's how we do it. We just have normal conversation One, once you open it up, once you get past that conversation naturally just tends to roll.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah. What are we going to talk about? I don't know. Everyone loves compliments. So if you complimented her dress, maybe talk about the dress and what you like about it and ask her where she got it and does she have it in other colors? I mean you can just go on and on and on and on.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah. Oh, what do you guys do for a living? And it just progresses naturally on its own.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah. So that's in person. That's just kind of a way to kickstart it online. <laugh> such as some of these websites. Again, go grab the Swing easy PDF and the show notes and the link two page PDF has some websites where you can meet local people in your area who are in the lifestyle and yeah. Talk about the messages that do not get our response when people write us.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yes. So we got one the other day and holy fuck, oh my God, all I think he said like, Hey do you guys full swap shows me a picture of his lady in the very fucking next picture. Mind you never talk to these people before. And they messaged us, asked us if we're full swap, sent a picture of his wife, which

Speaker 1 (25:05):
We said no at that point cuz we don't know you and why the fuck are you asking us

Speaker 2 (25:08):
That? And then immediately sends a fucking dick pick. Ooh

Speaker 1 (25:14):
No it wasn't just one, it was like three.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
No, yeah, there was two or three of 'em in row. It was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Like block.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
But I didn't ask to see your dick dude.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah. And speaking of that, it's funny, I found this funny meme on online today. We gotta read it to you concerning this guys, listen the fuck up this. These are seven tips and it's called Dick pick 1 0 1 <laugh> one. If a woman wants to see your dick, she will ask.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Two, if you're not sure if a woman has asked for a dick pick, she hasn't.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
<laugh>

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Three. Your dick is not magical and a woman is not going to fall in love with you upon singing it.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Four dicks don't make women mindless sex obsessed zombies like boobs do. Most men <laugh>

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Truth

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Five dicks don't photograph that well. Mm-hmm <affirmative> just singing No. Six. If you want a woman to you engage her brain and her heart. And seven, I promise that if a woman likes you, she'll beg for a dick pick. But you'll never, but you will ruin your chances by sending it before then. Yes. Gentlemen, please practice safe. Dick picking.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yes. God, that's so accurate. So true. All of it.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's just fucking retarded. Knowing whether you're, no matter what your dick looks like or how big it is or you think it is, nobody's impressed. No. I mean 99 out of a hundred women we've ever talked to are never fucking impressed no matter what the dick looks like. The size, what color? They're never impressed. No. They're just like, you might have one in a hundred in our experience. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
It's the wrong way to approach anybody online. Oh yeah. Full. You full swap and then sends pictures and I'm like how about, hey, we saw your profile and we thought we had some similar interest. Do you guys wanna grab drinks sometime if we happen to live in the same area? I don't know. Be a human.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Don't sound like this one word intro, like hey or so up <laugh>. Like it's like, no, but like you said, the kind that does get your attention is, Hey, my name is, I saw that picture of you wearing this, or I saw that you were here talking about something that we actually did. Or they noticed and they're like, we think that's great. Whatever. We live in this area near you or whatever. Just people who just are fucking normal. We actually respond to those people instead of just blocking them.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Well yeah, cuz we had one just this morning that showed up on one of our things that we have and it was same thing, it was just like, Hey, my wife and I are looking for somebody to play with. Like, okay, that was the sentence pretty much. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
They opened with that. We don't know them from

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Anywhere. No, no.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's like instead of, Hey, how you doing? Or hi, it was,

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Hey, my wife and I are looking to have some fun tonight or something like that. That was it.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
We've never talked to these people ever. We didn't know they existed until they

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wrote it. No.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
And the thing is

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Immediately that's a no for me.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
And the thing is, I guarantee it was the fucking guy <laugh>, because I don't know any woman that fucking stupid because women we know at least don't tend to that kind of thing. And the thing is, his wife is hot, she's in her fifties blonde, fucking

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Beautiful

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Fucking bombshell. He, I'm a heterosexual guy so I don't judge guys and looks much, but he didn't look like he tried nearly as hard as his wife did. Upkeep. Then again, at the same time it's him writing that fucking message. Cuz women I think just naturally most of the time tend to have a hell of a lot more class. And I'm starting to understand why women get pissed off and what they mean by when they say men are so fucking dumb since being in the lifestyle. I get it now cause I'm starting to see what you all have always seen and experience and it's like seriously. Yeah,

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, yeah. Even just some comments on pictures and stuff I post. It's just like, dude, do you really think that's going to work

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Well? There's like genuine. You are so beautiful. One guy the other day was like, oh

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah,

Speaker 1 (29:50):
You literally have the most beautiful natural hourglass shape body.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
That was such a sweet comment. That was probably the best compliment I have ever gotten from a stranger.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well it was, but it felt genuine.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, it was so nice. But

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Then there's the other ones,

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Then there's the other one. Oh, I'd love to come over and unwrap you myself and just cheesy shit. It's like, dude,

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I loved to this. I loved did that.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
And it's right out the gate and it's just like, it's one of those fuckery phrases, <laugh> it. It's like cat calling a lady as you're driving by whistling, hooting and hollering. Hey baby. I don't know, I'm not saying it never works. I've never known one fucking guy who that's ever fucking worked for.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now I don't know very many women who actually genuinely enjoy that either. But that's the online comment section equivalent. And it, at least with us, it gets you nowhere.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
It does super fast. Well, because immediately it's a no. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
And we don't generally play with people we don't know or haven't gotten to know anyway. There are some times where we'll be in the moment already playing

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Last weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Last weekend, but we didn't get a creeper vibe from the people and they were playing on the bed the same bed.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
The definitely got a creeper from one of the persons though last week.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
So the lady started playing with June, the dude, he was nice. He was cool. And once June and her started playing, then that's when he offered if I wanted to play with his lady. And so that kind of in the moment evolved. But writing something stupid as fuck on social media or in a message that that's, we're never going to get to that point with you.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
So yeah, just what was the creeper you were talking about?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh my gosh. The one who just came up in front of us.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh yeah. He was a friend of a friend. Yeah. We'd never met this

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Guy. No. And he just, I don't remember exactly what he said.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Well we were on the dance floor dancing and he comes up and in

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Front of me,

Speaker 1 (32:03):
So I'm behind you dancing and he comes up and says something like sandwich or something cuz he's dancing in front of

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Her. No, actually he said something to the effect of, Hey, your husband says you're looking to expand your, I forgot something. Expand your

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Horizons.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, that's what he said. Oh yeah, that's what he said. And then he starts dancing with me. Did I say that? I don't remember that. I don't fucking remember you telling me or that you told him that. I

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Don't remember saying that. <laugh>

Speaker 2 (32:32):
What he said though. And he starts dancing with me and I'm like,

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well, and he is face to face close to you and you don't know him. And he was kind of drunk. So Yeah, I know people, they get a little more loose and bold so I have a margin for mercy there. He didn't start touching her or nothing. If he would've started touching her, I'd have probably knocked his shit out.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh. I would've fucking been like, don't put your hands on me. He didn't ask,

Speaker 1 (32:59):
But he was like, yeah, just kind of dancing in front of her and then walked away after maybe 30 seconds. Well

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Probably because he got the vibe from me that I didn't like it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
But it was like you, you'd never met this person. You had shaken his hand an hour ago cuz they were friends at friends, but other than that you had to, had had zero conversation

Speaker 2 (33:20):
With him. No, and John and I both, we talked about it the next day. Like, Hey, didn't you get a weird vibe from that guy? And I was like, yeah, from the get-go, I got a weird vibe from that guy. Trust your vibes ladies. Or guys, if there's a weird vibe you're getting with somebody and not a vibe because you're trying to get out of a situation that you're not ready to ready for. I mean like a real vibe. You just got a feeling.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
You just got a feeling of, I don't know about

Speaker 2 (33:45):
This person, this person, for whatever reason is off for some reason in my mind. And I don't know why. It's Yeah, trust it. Yeah. Trust the vibes.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Well, that's one thing people don't realize. You can try to bullshit 'em all you want, but we give off vibes as people like, and people pick 'em up, we pick 'em up from other people and you can see all the right things, but still they feel weird and they don't know why and they don't need to. They just, they'll trust their gut and usually be right.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
In my experience.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
And we equally felt it too.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah. Well that's because that's why I asked June, Hey, by the way, did we feel the same thing? And so we were just confirming that. Yeah. So anyway, today I hope this has been helpful. Yeah, this has been how to dress, just a little bit of guidance, how to dress when you go to a swinger club or a lifestyle event

Speaker 2 (34:42):
And how to approach people either in person or online.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
So by the way, if you have questions, write us an email, new swingers podcast@gmail.com. Be sure if you wanna connect with June, go to her free only fans. The link is the first link in the show notes right there. Yep. They're free only fans. And if you wanna see what this beautiful woman, this beautiful voice of this podcast looks like, damn. And yeah, you're going to see, you're not going to see her face, but you're going to see the rest of her and her beautiful 32 double D boobs with nipple piercings. So I don't know who don't wanna see that, but I'm a Nipple Pearson guy, so I <laugh> have any, but I like

Speaker 2 (35:23):
To, that's why I did it for him. His birthday. Yeah,

Speaker 1 (35:25):
She did it for my birthday. If that isn't love, then I don't know what love is <laugh>, but go click on June's only fans and check that out. It's free. And also leave a real quick take the next three seconds, go give us a rating and review <affirmative>. Just click those stars. If you think it's a five star podcast, click five. Leave a review. That takes another five or six seconds. It helps us reach more people just like you and help them navigate the lifestyle as well. So go leave that rating and review and click on June's only fans. You will not be sorry you did <laugh>.