We just had our first FMF threesome with a beautiful unicorn (single lady) we met on a swinger lifestyle website. We tell all the hot & sexy details, what we really admired and loved about her, the nerves beforehand, the fantasies, and the amazing, hot, beautiful experience that took place. We also reveal how to (and NOT TO) approach people online so you don't get blocked, but instead make a genuine connection that can lead to fun play times in the swinger lifestyle for you. If you want swinger insights coupled with a hot story, listen to this episode right now!
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We just had our first FMF threesome with a beautiful unicorn (single lady) we met on a swinger lifestyle website. We tell all the hot & sexy details, what we really admired and loved about her, the nerves beforehand, the fantasies, and the amazing, hot, beautiful experience that took place. We also reveal how to (and NOT TO) approach people online so you don't get blocked, but instead make a genuine connection that can lead to fun play times in the swinger lifestyle for you. If you want swinger insights coupled with a hot story, listen to this episode right now!
(YOU CAN ALSO FIND ALL OF THE RESOURCES BELOW AT: https://www.newswingerspodcast.com)
***SEE JUNE'S PIERCED NIPPLES RIGHT NOW ON HER ONLYFANS PAGE, CLICK HERE!
**NEW SWINGER COACHING! Overcome Insecurities Faster & Get Your Questions Answered With Personal Swinger Coaching From John & June. CLICK HERE To Learn More...
*MEET LOCAL SWINGERS, GET THE FREE "SWING-EASY" 2-PG PDF GUIDE! We Show You The 3 Easiest Ways To Find & Connect With Other Like-Minded Swinger Couples In Your Area In The Next 24 Hours (or less, GUARANTEED)! CLICK HERE!
GUYS, Are You Having a HARD Time Staying HARD? CLICK HERE & Use The Code "NEW" At Checkout To Get $30 OFF Your Order of FDA-Approved ED Medication So You Can Stay Harder Longer And Drive Your Sex Partners Wild!
*"VODKA HELPS" T-SHIRTS, CLICK HERE TO GET YOURS NOW!
***Did you enjoy this episode? Leave us a quick rating & review and SUBSCRIBE so we can reach more people just like you and notify you when we publish the next episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back to the New Swingers podcast. I'm John
Speaker 2 (00:03):
<laugh>. And I'm June.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And this is my radio voice. And yes, we each just had a few shots of vodka and we are, yes, naked as usual in our home studio cuz we're going to have a swinger podcast. Why not be naked and drunk while you do
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It? Exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And we've had sex twice in the past 12 hours. So then there's that, there's that. And I kind of feel like doing it again. Just gotta make sure I still got some mojo left. See though.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
But hey, we're about to leave for vacation. But gotta get all those in before we're stuck with the kids for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Fuck. It's like, yeah, vacation at this point at 38 years old, what vacation to me is no fucking kids naked and having sex by the pool, whether it's with you or another hot lady or bus. We're having fun with both <laugh> at a swinger resort. I'm kind of past this whole fucking, we got kids phase, thankfully they're getting to that age where they're independent and almost out of the fucking house.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh man,
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I love my kids. I just don't want 'em around forever where we can't have our naked room and our sex room and have to explain shit. Well
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Not only that, but we were just talking before the podcast about how he has all these really hot, sexy pictures that he's been taking for me, for my only Fann free page. But also, which
Speaker 1 (01:31):
By the way, if you wanna see June Naked in your hot pierced nipples, giant boobs, <laugh>, go to the first link right there at the top of the show notes that says See June's boobs or something on her free only Fann page.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But I was just saying he takes really hot pictures of me and he wants to put that as his picture on his phone. But because oh wall people, we have kids who that would be awkward if they opened dad's phone by accident and saw it.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Or you didn't have to open it. You just click it or touch it.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And then when they see a text message and it doesn't say your name, it says something like daddy's little whore. They probably know what that is. And so I just don't feel like having to had that conversation with my children. But today, without further ado, ado, who the fuck says
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That? I don't know. You just did.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I know. But
Speaker 2 (02:28):
<laugh>
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Like no one's ever said that genuinely and authentically. They've really meant to say that they thought it sounded like sophisticated when they're announcing somebody in front of a lot of people. Anyway, today's episode is about our first hot and steamy unicorn threesome.
(02:47):
This is a female male female F M F threesome. And I was the motherfucking male and it was motherfucking great. I was sandwiched between two hot ladies who wanted to do everything. Well, not everything, let's not get carried away. Who wanted to do most things and have fun. One of them being June, the other being a beautiful unicorn. And we're going to talk about the process of how we met this person initially contacted and just kind of how we lined up. Cause this was our very first unicorn experience. If you're new to this swing, your lifestyle, a unicorn is a single lady in the lifestyle. Or even if she's married, she comes by herself to play with a couple pretty much. So this was our first hot and steamy unicorn threesome. It was me June. And another very beautiful woman who was just, I'll tell you beyond her physical beauty. She was just great to talk to. Yeah, she was a really good conversationalist. I could tell by talking to her that she's a thinker. I could tell she has some good education behind her and
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah,
Speaker 1 (04:07):
There were no awkward moments. She was easy to talk to and fun to talk to.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, she really was.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. So June, do you remember where we met this wonderful lady?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
How about you tell us so I can stop talk? Cause I'll talk
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All damn day.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'll let you talk now. Not that I'll let you talk, not in the asshole sentence, but anyway please.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I think we, we met her on a sdc actually.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, if you don't know what that is, go to the show notes. Click click the two-page PDF swing easy. We have a download a little PDF there that has multiple links in it for meeting people in your area who are in the swing lifestyle. You can meet in the next 24 hours guaranteed you can find them and start connecting with them. So that's one of them. But anyways, we met her on there. We
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Met her on there. I think she, cuz you can go to on there and see who viewed your profile. And I think what happened was that she had viewed our profile and so we messaged her and we're like, Hey, we saw that you viewed our profile. It looks like we have a lot in common. Let us know if you wanna meet up for drinks or food dinner or drinks. And that was kind of how it started I think. And then she wrote back and when she was like, yeah, here's my face pics. Let me know if you're interested still
Speaker 1 (05:29):
There are albums on there. You can have face pictures in case you don't show your face on your profile picture their password protected and you can give people the password. That's what June means by face
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Pictures. And that's kind of what we have on ours is we don't give our faces away unless we've given them access to it with a password. And so she'd given her password to her face pictures and then we gave her ours and we were like, yeah, we really would love to meet up with you. And so we planned it. I was like, Hey, how about we meet here? Does this work day work for you this day and time? And then originally we had a other place in mind for dinner, but then we realized that you can't reserve ahead of time. And so in that
Speaker 1 (06:14):
They were just all taken a
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Week ahead of time. Well, and it's pretty loud there. And so we decided to go with a different place. So we messaged her to that and said, Hey, we actually switched the
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Place. Well and what you mean by loud is we actually wanted to be able to hear her talk. Yeah. Not like at a nightclub or the swimming club where you have to
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yell two inches from each other's face so you can hear what the fuck the person is saying.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah. You don't want it to, we actually wanted to get to know this lady.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I think we also had written in there too, Hey, if things really go or no, she asked us actually. She said, Hey if, are you planning on playing if we hit it off really
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well or just dinner
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Or are you just wanting to do dinner? And so
Speaker 1 (07:01):
The, do you wanna just basically do dinner or are you open to do dinner and play just so we're on the same page? Which that was a great question about her by the way. We didn't think to ask it just because it was our first time and we know now. But when she said, what dinner or dinner and play, I'm like, let me think about it. And I'm like, June, we're open to dinner and play if things are cool for all of us. Right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So that's what happened is we got to dinner and we were there with dinner for a while and then well we had written her back and said, yeah, we'll open to, if we all connect and feel and connection and wanna do that, then yes, we're open to that as well.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because if we don't feel a connection with somebody or maybe they don't feel a connection with us, we want there to be an out for us. But also for them, who knows? I mean nobody should ever feel forced or committed to do something that they don't want to do.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
To us, lifestyle is just, it's not about that. Now I'm going to pause this real quick because we have a crazy stupid fucking story I'm going to share with you that happened this morning.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
<laugh>.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
See we're talking to you right now about how we successfully met somebody online, ended up meeting up with them, having a great time hooking up. And it was awesome when we're going to get more into those details. So don't go anywhere. So everything we're telling you, this is how it kind of works when you want it to work. But we're going to give you a really good example of what not to do because it doesn't fucking work. And you know what? It doesn't work for us. Maybe it works on some people, no offense to those people, but I can't imagine who these people are that what happened this morning in our dms that would actually work. I'll tell this story, but what are you going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh, that was all I was just going to, oh, start talking about the story.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
So we got a comment on our, a social media post this morning from a single guy asking if he can DM us to ask us a question. And to me that sounded fair enough. Normally it's like, Hey, can I dm? Hey you're hot, can I DM or DMS open or they just DM you and you block their ass cuz they didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well in my first thought when John had told me, he's like, Hey, we just got this message. This person wants to ask us a question. Immediately my go-to is like, oh, here we go. It's going to be some idiot who is going to get on here and send us a dick last week
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Or several as if we should be impressed, which we were not.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Big, small, thin, thick. We don't give a fuck. Nobody's impressed with your dick guys. Seriously. Nobody gives a fuck. I've never met a woman who's like, oh my God, I never saw one that looked quite like this one. No <laugh>. No, nobody's fucking
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Impressed.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So anyway, but I got the same feeling like, oh God, he is, at least he's asking number one, most people don't ask the best thing. If you wanna DM somebody on social media, ask him if I can DM you. But then he said, Hey, I have a question. Can I DM you? I thought, okay, that sounds enough. Like a normal person. Maybe he's having trouble with this lady or who knows,
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Maybe he's hurt her podcast and he's asking me
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Question. Yeah, maybe we can help him. So I gave him the benefit of the doubt, which turned out to be disappointing. <laugh>, what happened? So he wrote us in the messenger, he wrote us and all he wrote his initial fucking message was three letters. Long sup, s u p Sup, no, nothing else. That's it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
As a face plant right now,
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Face palm.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I mean, what did I just say?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Face plant. Well, if you have another shot of vodka, you're going to face plant outta that. Oh my
Speaker 2 (11:15):
God. Put
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Fucking chair onto into the carpet. Okay,
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Face palm. Sorry, vodka's kicking in. <laugh>.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
So when he wrote us, he literally just sent soup. S u p. Oh my god. Not even. What's up? Oh my God. Or gosh, even the question that he said he wanted to ask us, just three letters. Sup?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Bra <laugh>. That's not even a fucking word.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
No,
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't like no one. No one offense to consultant's intelligence. But how fucking dumb are you that you think that's attractive? No offense to ladies who are attracted to a guy who drops in the dms and goes up, but we're not the kind that play with you. No. If that works on you no offense, but we probably just run in different circles and to each their own. That's to sound like an asshole. But yeah, he didn't even ask the question. He just put sup And bro again, it's not even a fucking word. Look, this guy is so fucking lazy and puts in such a minimal amount of effort that he didn't even say what's up, which is what that actually means. And that's in addition to the fact he didn't ask a fucking question. No, he didn't ask a fucking question like he said he wanted to.
(12:38):
In the comment section. I had to ask him, what is your question? So the comment threaten or the message look like soup. And then our side is, what is your question? And here's the deal guys. Is ladies look, I get it now. <laugh> so long my whole life I've heard women go, men are fucking idiots. And I've never quite got it cuz they're talking about this kind of asshole. Like I wouldn't do that. No he wouldn't. I have a lot of friends, guy friends who ladies you would fall to pieces over who don't fucking do this. I guarantee you this guy is not getting laid. No, this guy's not getting fucked. I don't know. This is an example of a guy who just doesn't get any pussy. I don't know. I've never met a woman that would work on unless she just wasn't being honest and she was so desperate anyway.
(13:33):
And he knew we were a couple too. Cuz we share the account. It's got both of our names on it. So I just say, this guy gets no pussy. That's my opinion because he has no game and he's a fucking idiot. Guys, listen to me when I say this. It's four words, not three letters, but four words here. Here it is. Don't be this guy. Yes. Why do something in a way that might get you a one in 1000 chance of success when you could just do it a little bit better and maybe get it done to one out of 10 times you actually get success. Yeah. Would you like that? Yeah. It's not that hard to not be a fucking idiot guys. It really isn't. So to this guy, here's all I got to say, bro. Bro, bruh. Oh my god, <laugh> how? I just don't get it.
(14:28):
J June, how is anybody this fucking bad at communicating? Oh god. Or just talking because this is not, that's actually not even communication. You can't even call that communication. It was just like noise at best. He didn't even have to walk up to us and look us in the face. Social media is easy to talk to people, all right? Yeah. Because on social media there's no threat of being rejected. Really. There is, but not in person because you're not actually talking to a person, in person. How the fuck is anyone this bad over something so impersonal and distant as a social media dm? I would hate to see this guy in person trying to pick up chicks if that Actually, I wouldn't hate to see it. I'd love to just sit there and watch what I take that back I would fucking love. I would record it on my phone and put it up on YouTube. <laugh>
(15:18):
Like, watch this guy Fucking bomb. I'm not trying to be an ass here. But look, if you're going to write somebody a message on social media in the lifestyle, don't just don't do one of those dumb ass things that tells us instantly you're an idiot and there's no chance. Like a one word. Yeah. Or hey there. Mm-hmm. Tell you what works for us. Do you wanna get our attention? What should I tell 'em or no? Or you think people just take it and try to use it and we end up with the losers anyway. You know what? I might hold off on that. I'm not going to tell people it works to get our attention because they might be listening and they'll be like, and then they'll waste our time in 10, 12 messages and then we'll find out they're the same dumb fox where if they just would've said suck or hey, we would've known immediately, not wasted our time.
(16:05):
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(17:06):
I'm going to sound like a dick. I'm going to sound like an asshole if I haven't already. I'm going to sound like an egotist, a big old eagle. This is not my ego talking, this is me being practical. Yeah. This is about how good our game is. And look, I don't even know if I have game. I've been married almost 20 years. Fuck I got in the lifestyle four months ago with her. What possible fucking game could I have? I shouldn't have very good game cuz I haven't pursued anything with anyone for almost two decades. All right? Our game is so good that men literally offer their women to us regularly. Regularly. And when I say our game is good, even again, I don't know if I have any game, we don't even really pursue these people or try. We make friends, we go out, we go to make friends and have fun.
(17:58):
And it just happens. And there's been so many times, multiple times in the past four or five months that we've been in the lifestyle that guys have literally been like, Hey, do you wanna fuck my wife? Hey, do you wanna play with my wife? And we weren't even trying to pursue them, let alone trying to get their attention and hook up. We literally weren't even trying this dude who wrote us this stupid ass message, he should pay me $10,000. Seriously. He should pay me 10 grand. I'm not even fucking joking. And here's why he should pay me that much to teach him how to have some fucking gain. 10,000 bucks one time, 10,000 bucks one time for the rest of your life, son. Why <laugh>? Because do you know how much pussy this guy could get for the rest of his life? Yeah. How many good experiences that him and other people with him probably could have? He's probably got strengths in the bedroom. He's probably, I mean, not by the way he reaches out, he's probably, his hand is probably his mistress. But other than that, he probably like the rest of us. Wait,
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Wait, wait. I just got that. You said his hand is his mistress?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah. Probably means he sits in his mom's basement and jacks off all the time.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
<laugh>. Sorry, I just <laugh>. I just got that. Oh
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Wow. Probably drinks a bunch of Arnold Palmers <laugh>. Get him an Arnold Palmer. Oh man. No, but here's the thing, dude, you should pay me 10 grand, but you won't because I'm just guessing you probably don't have it if you're sliding into dms like that. But also, we blocked your ass so you can't contact us.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
No,
Speaker 1 (19:40):
But here's the thing. If you could pay somebody one time and for the rest of your life you knew how to approach ladies and couples in a way where they weren't weirded out by you and you became friends and then they're like, you know what, we kinda you let's play around. What if you had that ability for the rest of your life, how much is that worth to you? Yeah, 10 grand. Fuck it. I'd pay 50 if I had to, but I don't. I'll tell you the great thing here. We meet ladies, couples all the time. Here's how good our game is.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
<laugh>
Speaker 1 (20:19):
The pussy. I got my wife June,
(20:23):
She goes out and she brings back more pussy for us to enjoy together. The gate is so good that she attracts others and brings them back. It's like I don't have to do anything. And you know what? Some of you're going, oh well, you know, got this hot wife and Yes I do. So well that's your advantage. That helps. Yeah, it does. I agree. Believe me, go click that first link in the show notes on for her only fans, you'll see. See what June looks like. And I agree with that. But even if I was single, I wouldn't change my tact. Go back to these episodes we've recorded about how to approach people in the swingers club. Even if I didn't have June to go get the ladies for us, or at least open the door and start the conversation, I would still do what I'm doing in what we do. And it would still
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Work. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Because single or couple, we are all human beings and there are certain ways that things work and certain things they don't work. Oh. Certain ways they don't work. So yeah, I look at that dude and I'm like, dude, really? <laugh>? Like he got a little bit better, but then he opened his mouth a second time and actually sent the DM and that's when he sunk his own ship.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah. Time tells the truth on everybody. You can act like you're something or you're doing something right. Only so long before time will find you out. People will see it. And how you doing
Speaker 2 (21:54):
<laugh>? You know what I'm about to do?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh god, it's that. It's that time again, listeners. It's that time in the episode. June is hungry. What? Eating down there. Oh, you're all slobbery.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You're welcome. It's the vodka.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Oh my God, it's so hot. Yes. That was an on-air blowjob. The frequent, regular gratuitous new swingers podcast episode blowjob that June. Soul loves giving.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yes. I'm for those of you who are looking forward to it last week, I apologize. I did not deliver because I got distracted by him sucking and kissing on my 32 Triple D boobies. Triple,
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Double, triple. Well, it depends
Speaker 2 (22:45):
On, well triple when I'm wearing a bra. That's Victoria Secret.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, it depends. Victoria's Secret. You can only wear 32 Triple D. Yes. Everywhere else. Double. Double. Which I think is why Victoria's Secret is probably so successful. Yeah. Every woman, it's probably every, I don't know, every woman probably wants to think her boobs are bigger than they are and her waist is smaller. So if a place sells pants and you're like, oh, I know I'm a size six, but oh my God, these fours fit me. How often are you going to go back to that store and buy?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Well, all the time. What? Because I'm in fours, not sixes.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
They changed a number on the fucking tag. Still a six. They just fucked up the measurements. Or in China where all those kids are so in shit together. They messed it up. Yeah. And by the way, that's not offensive. It's a fucking truth. And if you're offended by that, you probably have a fucking Android or an iPhone or an iPad or a piece of technology that comes outta there. So then there's that. So to wrap up the stupid comment message thing just be fucking normal <affirmative>. Be a human. Talk to people. You're talking to your fucking cousin. Except you're not trying to fuck him. Cuz that's a whole different weirdness.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh, what if she's hot June?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Still? No. Still no. Still no. That's for sure. No. Did we go there? We did. And no.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well we didn't. I did
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Actually. Well
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You did. Yeah. Yeah. I won't include you and implicate you in this crime.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Precisely.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I love you enough not to make you an accessory to Inces.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
<laugh>.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Okay. That didn't happen by the way. Anyway. I drank vodka. I like the fuck you expect. So guys, don't be that. Be fucking normal.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Don't be a creep.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
So anyway, we met this beautiful unicorn and had our first hot and steam meet unicorn threesome. Yep. You, her, and me. Yep. So we met her online on one of the social dating sites for Swingers. And again, if you want that link, go to the show notes, click swing easy so you can meet other people in your community in the next 24 hours guaranteed. And this is a free download, so we're not trying to sell you anything, it's just resources that are helpful for you. So we messaged around there, we had messages back and forth. It went back and forth what maybe a couple weeks schedules weren't working out this and that. We kept messaging back and forth and finally we landed on a day in a time at a place that worked. Is that how it worked?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Okay. And then what happened?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
And then we met her for dinner and we chatted and got to know her. And
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Now before we go there, how were you feeling on the drive to the restaurant?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I mean, I was nervous. I'm not going to lie. Every new thing for me, it's funny. It's so weird. I'm the one that's like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. And John over here is like, yeah, let's do this mother, let's do this. And then I'm over here. Ah,
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I love mothers.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
And then I'm over here like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, it's going to be great. It's going to be fun. But I'm nervous.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
But on the surface, do you look calm and ready?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah. I don't know if I did, but yeah,
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You did. But you were Eminem in a rat battle at the end of eight Mile. You're like, I'm owning this shit.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
So yeah. So we met her for dinner and like I said, we had already previously decided, hey, if things go well with her and we feel like a good connection, connection with her, then we will, we'll get a hotel or something cuz we have kids so we couldn't do it here. And then see
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Another reason to get your kids to grow up and get outta the house. Oh my god. Yeah. It's pay for roto <laugh>, which I don't mind doing. It's fun. But our bedroom has a stripper pole. We have a cian, all kinds of sex toys. We have a giant king size bed, actually it's not a giant king size bed, it's just a king size bed cuz there's no such thing as a giant king size bed. But it's one of the best on the market. We got all kinds of shit here equipped, fully equipped to play and have fun. But we got the hotel, which was fine.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, we did that. We got the hotel.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
By the way, what was most funny to me, they're not funny, was like I went in, got the key cards checked in and all that and then I went back out. Got you and her cuz it was cold outside. And then the three of us walked in together and the guy who just checked me in and got me the key card, he was at the desk still. And so he just saw me walk in with these two beautiful women. And then two hours later we walked past the front checkout desk, the front desk at the hotel and he's still there and he sees us leave and we never came back. Nope. I always wonder is he like, oh, did they just hook up? I always wonder. Yeah. What did he wonder?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I'm sure,
Speaker 1 (27:35):
But he saw
Speaker 2 (27:36):
That he's a guy so I'm sure he probably went to the go-to. Oh, I bet that dude just had a threesome. Well
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's hard to find a hotel that rens rooms by the hour, by the rinse rooms by the hour. I know it sounds shallow, but it doesn't take a whole 18 hours to have this fun play time. No,
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It couple hours. And we were good.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Couple hours and it's like, hey, we got places to be in kind of tired. Gotta work tomorrow. But anyway, I digress. So anyways, we got the hotel. It was like a quarter mile away or less from the restaurant, which was nice
Speaker 2 (28:06):
And ideal. Nice and convenient.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
And then what happened?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
And then we had another drink. Vodka of course, because vodka makes me brave. And I think we started with a three-way kiss.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah. It was kind of like we were just talking casually at first drinking vodka. And her had already had some sort of vodka drink at the restaurant. And so, and her had a little bit and we each had another, we all had a, I didn't drink cuz I just wanna make sure I was sober enough to drive and coordinate the hotel if we need. But yeah, once we got there, I had my few shots and then you and her had another one or two and it was kind of casual conversation, whatever, and we're just hanging out, whatever. And then
Speaker 2 (28:52):
What's your boundaries?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
But then we started saying something, what are your boundaries? And that's always important to discuss by the way, what do you like? That was it. Is there anything you've wanted to try and what are your boundaries? And just being the guy there with two women, it was very simple and yeah, I don't think anyone felt like their boundaries would be violated because I mean I'm, I'm so open and I'm not going to do anything you don't want to do. And so we said Hey, let's start with a three-way kiss.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
So I started with that.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
My head, I'm like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
So we started with that and that was nice. Oh
Speaker 1 (29:31):
My god, it was so nice. Have I ever done that?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
No. It was not the first time for me, but it was the first for you. Well,
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I've watched you do a three-way kiss with a couple of hot ladies. But yeah, I think that was my first three-way
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Kiss. Yeah. So we did that for a couple minutes I think. Then we asked her if she wanted to get spanked and she did because
Speaker 1 (29:53):
We were talking about the slut paddle that we have.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Turns out she loved getting spanked and she told us about this school place that actually teaches you how to do it. I need
Speaker 2 (30:01):
To ask you where that place is so I can get some classes,
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Education on everything else, all the toys. They educate you, they, they'll even try it on you if you want to sample it. And she liked that. So here's what June did too though. She got this hot ass bra panty combination, matching combination from Victoria's Secret recently. And she wore it. And I said, I was basically like, well hey June, why don't you just take your shirt off and show our friend kind of what you're working with. And then you took your pants out too and they were matching. Yeah, I think both her and I think you got pretty warm in there pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Well she's like, oh my gosh, you got a nice ass. I was like, oh thank you. Yeah, you
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Do
Speaker 2 (30:47):
<laugh> she. And so yeah, that happened. And then we talked about spanking and stuff and so she went first. So well
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Before that then she started taking her clothes off.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah. And she had this, I remember, I believe it was orange, like this beautiful orange like bran panties. Yeah. And she had really dark skin. She was a black lady. She had really dark, beautiful soft skin. And so that orange really contrasted from the color of her skin and really just visually it popped. It was, it was really hot. It was really beautiful. And so yeah, it turns out she was kind of educating us on spanking <laugh> and telling us about her experience and
Speaker 2 (31:32):
About flogging and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, using a fogger. And she say she liked the flogger, which is the one with all the long leather strips on it. You don't really have to hit hard with it. I think I remember her saying she found that she liked that so much. It was better than getting a full body massage to
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Her. Yes. That's what she said.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Fuck. I love massages. I can't imagine. I did too. Can you imagine how the flagger feels on here? If it's better than a massage? Wow. Yeah. So we didn't have that, but we had the little leather slut paddle. And so we're
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Like, well that when you spanked my ass, it says slut on it. It
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Says the
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Thank you GI Joe. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Our friend GI Joe, he brings one to the club all the time for Barbie. And so we ended up getting one. Well yeah. So I handed it to you and said, well hey you ladies go ahead and kick things off.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Well I think you asked her, which one do you want us to spank? And so she was like, and so she pointed to me and I was like, okay. So I spanked her. Now
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't mind watching a lady spank. Another lady bent over. It's pretty hot. Maybe it's just my own personal pre
Speaker 2 (32:37):
<laugh>. But I was like trying to be careful cause I was like, well, I kept asking her, is that okay? Is that okay? Because I didn't wanna hurt her obviously, but I didn't know how hard was too hard or how soft was too soft. And so I just kind of would go a little bit harder. And then I'm like, is that okay? Is that okay? But every time she's like, yeah, yeah. So I just kept did that. And
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I like how you were testing, you didn't just whale on her. Cuz that could almost traumatize somebody if you don't know their limit. Yeah. Listen. Unless they look you in the eye and go, you better fucking whale on me. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So you were testing it good.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And then after I was done, I gave it to John and I was like, well hey John, do you wanna do it?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Well actually I think we had her spank you first.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Because I think you two switched switched places.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh,
Speaker 1 (33:30):
That's right. And then she was spanking you with the paddle.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Which I know you
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Of course I was harder. Harder.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah. She likes it hard, real hard. So there's that. And then I got the paddle from our unicorn friend. I just drew back like a fucking M l B baseball pitcher and wham, it was really fucking, our friend was like, oh wow. It was so fucking loud after I did it
Speaker 2 (33:58):
On my ass. By the
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Way. On your ass. Where
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Else would it be yours? Well, not on the unicorns on mine.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
On mine. On you. I just wanna clarify that.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I know. Yeah, I know you like it hard. Yeah. You belong to me. You're mine so I can do what I want with you. Exactly. And you love it.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
So it was so loud after I did it I ran over and locked the door. That little slide thing of the metal piece that goes over the thing of the door. I was actually afraid maybe somebody would've heard it.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I didn't even, nothing
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Did that. And called and maybe called the front desk like, hey, I hear some stuff going on. I don't know what it's like. I didn't want them opening the door and finding me, me and two hot ladies naked fooling around. Cuz I, I'd say be embarrassing. But I think it'd be embarrassing for them coming in the room cuz we're already all naked having fun. We're not embarrassed of anything. But yeah, I hit yours really hard and it was really loud and it was funny.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
And then I think it just kind of went from there, I think.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah. Well and yeah, it kind of went from there
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Cuz she was like, Hey, sit on my face. And while John fucks me,
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Well she looked at me and said, will you fuck me while she sits on my face? And I'm like, let me pray about it. Amen. And
Speaker 2 (35:10):
She
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Did that. This is a good point though. I want you to go into that. But real quick, some of you might be nervous. We're in this situation, how are things going to go? Or what do we say? What if there's an awkward silence? What? Look, once you start making out and taking off clothes, our animal instincts take over. You don't have to plan or do, you don't have to worry about what's going to happen next. Everything. It just avalanches. It just go. It just rolls downhill. And so I just wanted to say that cuz I know some people are anxious about what if we're in there, we're taking our clothes off or we're starting, how's it going to go? You think it has to go a certain way? Yeah. Because you don't know. Once you start getting horny and touching, our sexual nature takes over for
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Us. For sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
So anyway, you were saying.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, I sat on her face and John was fucking her. I was her back was, she was on her back and she,
Speaker 1 (36:09):
She was on her back, her on the edge of the bed. So I was standing on the floor
Speaker 2 (36:12):
And then I was on her face. And then, so we did that for a little bit and then I think we switched to let, Kay, let's focus on John. So I think
Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's so
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Nice. So I went down on him and she was up on top making out with her. I mean we can make out with him
Speaker 1 (36:30):
By the way. She was a great kisser. And I noticed, not only is she a great kisser, she was very, very loving, nurturing had very soft cheeks and a very soft neck. Warm and soft. Which was just mind blowing. Beautiful. And a very sensual, very good kisser. So I was there and you were going down on me and I mean, ain't never been pleasured from both ends at the San it's, it's been my ultimate fantasy. Yeah. I don't know if she realized, she was like, this was the first time ever in my life. I'm finally getting what I was looking for. If you're bono from you two, I finally found what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Yeah. So she was up there on top kissing him and stuff like that. And then I was down there giving him a blowjob. And then I think then we switched to she's on top of you fucking you. And we did that.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, very well. Here's the thing too. When she was on top cowgirl position facing me at one point she leaned down, we started making out and I was touching her neck and face. And you're still going down on me or not going down on me cuz she was on top of me.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
I think I was just touching you and touching her.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah. You're like, you were running your hands over us. That that, I don't know how to describe. That was such a great mental experience. There were other positions I liked better physically, but that one felt so, I don't know how to say it all encompassing or, I don't know, maybe it was a more intimate nature of the position. I don't know. But there was something different about that was really, really good for me. And she was really good at it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Then we,
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well, oh, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
And then
Speaker 1 (38:33):
We looked over at you and said, Hey, would you like an orgasm? And you're like, yep.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yep. Well, because there was four or five minutes of me and our unicorn friend doing this, maybe four or five minutes, maybe three, I don't know. I lost track of time. I wasn't looking at the clock. But we looked over at June and June was part of it. But she wasn't actively engaged cuz the other lady was on top of me.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
And I was trying to figure out where to, I'll be honest, that was the part that was a little uncomfortable. Uncomfortable for me. And John kind of noticed and then I felt bad that he noticed well
Speaker 1 (39:10):
And nobody did anything. That's the thing. Not wrong.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
But I wanna just be honest that I was uncomfortable with that part. And that was because I kind of had a brain fart of, oh shit, what do I do? Cuz I'm like, I can't reach her boobs because she's on top of John where I couldn't really get to her boobs. And I'm like, I can't make out with him or her because they're making out. So I was like, I felt like, what do I do? So that's where I will be honest. I was very uncomfortable with that part. But now I know what I should have done was like, well maybe I could have just, John and I talked about it the next day cuz I felt bad that I did get a little uncomfortable with that part. Like I said, we're still new too, so we're still working through stuff just like you guys are. But for me, I learned, okay, now I have a go-to next time we do a threesome with somebody, I can just get behind the lady and maybe kiss on her neck and stuff like that or something like that. Because I just need to have something ahead of time to plan ahead of time of what I can do so I don't get uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Just something whenever. I mean three is an odd number. So it's naturally going to be, there are certain positions where all three people aren't equally engaged and you weren't uncomfortable because she was on top of me making out with me. No, you were uncomfortable because for after a minute or so you were like, oh, I've been actively engaged this whole time and no I'm not. And you didn't realize just being the first time and new to this, what can I be doing?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
And I had a brain fart like, oh. And so that when I'm not involved at all, for me personally, when I'm not involved in any way, that's when I start to feel very uncomfortable. Yeah, I was really happy for John, but I was starting to get a little bit uncomfortable because I was kind of feeling like, okay, what do I do? Cuz I don't just sitting here watching. And so some people that works for, they enjoy watching, but for me, I'm not that at all. I wanna be involved the whole time. And so I was trying to figure out, but I had a brain fart. What the hell do I do?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah. So what was the solution we came to? What next time that happens,
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Well the next time that happens, like I said, I'm just going to get behind her and maybe hold her from behind and kiss on her neck and kiss on her face
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Or anything. Or if she goes, oh, do this or do that. Yeah, it's very fluid. You just kind of roll with whatever. There is no definite plan.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
But I wasn't going to say that, but I wanted people to know, hey, yeah, we're still working through stuff. And so for me Well,
Speaker 1 (41:45):
And I'm
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Sorry, go ahead. So for me, I felt bad because John did look down and he saw my face and could tell I was uncomfortable. And I was like, well fuck, I didn't wanna do that cuz I'm not trying to ruin this
Speaker 1 (41:56):
For him now. Then I was out of my head space a little bit going on, what the fuck is wrong with her now finally enjoying myself. But here's the thing, I didn't do anything wrong. June wasn't wrong and our unicorn frame didn't do anything wrong. No, was simply, June was in a new environment. She'd never been in this place before and she didn't exactly know what to do in this particular situation. But we talked, here's the thing, we talked about it afterwards, we got to the bottom of, okay, that's what that was. You felt uninvolved or yeah, not excluded, but not as involved as you were. And so we made a plan. Next time this happens, let's do this.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
So now I know.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, you're going to find all kinds of situations in the lifestyle. If you're new to it and you're getting into it, you're going to hit these little speed bumps, just talk about it later or the next day and try to figure out what the issue was really like with no ego involved, totally transparent, honest cuz you love and care about each other. And then make a plan. What can we do next time if we run into that?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
And so now I know. So for next time, because we did meet another unicorn yesterday for lunch. We didn't play with her yesterday but we plan on doing that once we get back in town from being gone for vacation. But I already know, okay, if that gets happens again, this is what I can do. So now next time I'm already prepped and ready for next time of this is what I can do if that situations happens again.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, exactly. And so that's where we all kind of done playing. I remember I kind of asked, well hey, is there anything either of the two of you have wanted to try or still want to,
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I really wanted to try a double vibrator with her because I've never been the person who's been on top
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Doing that. You mean are you referring to your vibrating double dildo? Yes.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Okay. Isn't that what I said? Double vibrator? I think I said double vibrator, but I meant double dildo. Vibrator. But it vibrates. <laugh>
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Vibrating double dildo. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Vodka helps. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Well, because you've had one of our hot lady friends, one of the ones I call your girlfriends. You have three or four ladies that we know in the lifestyle that I always just say, how are your girl girlfriends today? Yeah. Because there's three or four of 'em. Yeah. And yeah, this is one of these introduced June to the vibrating double dildo and they fucked.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
She's my girl crush.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, they fucked a few times with it and June absolutely fucking loves it.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah. So I did really wanna try that at the hotel with her. But I think we had asked and she was like, oh, I'm not really ready for that. Cuz she hadn't really done anything like that before.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Well, and another thing at that point was let's be honest, how long had we been fucking in playing?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Oh, probably a good hour or so. Which at that point I know our pussies are already pretty sore.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I was going to say women, I don't know, but at what point do your pussies get sore if we're playing for an hour plus with Dick going in and out Much of that time. Yeah, it might have just may have been just like, man, we need a break maybe
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Next time. Rest.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah. And so that's understandable. But yeah, if few ladies, those double dildos, write us and email it New swingers podcast gmail.com and tell us what you like about em. Hell send us a picture of yours, send us anything. I'm not saying, Hey, send us a picture of you and your lady friend using it, but if you do, we ain't going to fight you on it
Speaker 2 (45:22):
And maybe we'll send you one back. Oh shit. Hey,
Speaker 1 (45:27):
We're givers. We
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Like just saying
Speaker 1 (45:29):
We like to reciprocate. Generosity. Yeah. We had somebody a really hot couple we met at the club. They're from the state next to ours and they were in town and I was chatting with him through a messenger app last night and he sent me a video of his wife and another hot lady. His wife is just off the fucking charts hot Hispanic lady. And they were using a double Dilla. And the thing is though, there's Denton vibrate. And he goes, oh man, that's awesome. You got the vibrating one. I had to be the motor myself. And I guess he grabbed the middle of it and each end was in their pussies and he was like jerking it back and forth the whole time. And I'm like, dude, you need to get the one that vibrates.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
So a good brother in arms. I sent him an Amazon link and I said, click here, it'll be here in two days.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah. We're like, this is the one that he has.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
It was a hell of an arm workout. I think my right arm's bigger than my left <laugh> like Yeah, it's from that double dildo that you're using on two ladies. Yeah, I'm sure. Oh my gosh, no. But
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, it was a really fun night. It was our first time doing that. Overall it was really great. Like I said, I had the one little hiccup, but now I know what to do for next time. But overall, it was really great. It was really fun. She
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Was a great lady.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
She really was. She was intelligent, very sweet, very beautiful. She was all around really great.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
And
Speaker 2 (46:59):
That was a great experience for the first time.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, I think that's the ideal thing too. There's an attraction, but also the person seems to be, they seem to be a genuinely good person and she definitely came off that way. Yeah, I have a pretty strong bullshit radar and I didn't pick up anything. She was just a great lady, nice, cute, sexy, fun, and
Speaker 2 (47:25):
I just kissed him, by the way.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
So anyways that, that's the story of our first hot and steamy unicorn threesome, female, male female. And yes, I was lucky enough to be the male. And yeah, again, as of this recording, we've been in the lifestyle about five months and so this is our first one. I don't know if it usually happens faster or sooner but sometimes things take time. But it was a wonderful experience and we definitely like it. By the way, if you haven't given a rating and review, take the next three seconds. This is my commercial part, <laugh>, scroll down, click those stars, give us the rating. It takes literally three seconds to do. It helps us reach more people just like you and help them. And it helps us help you more. So also, if there's something about this podcast that you like or has been helpful, take nine additional seconds and type something nice and say, Hey, it was great because of this, or they mentioned this and really helped me, or this is what I love about it.
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