The Smell, The Dream & The Moth

What would you do if the person you been wanting to date wanted to feed you but their hand smelled like doo doo? What would you say if your friend say they can't go out cause they gotta babysit THEIR OWN CHILD? 
Why do people lie over the dumbest things like "I would go to jail before I cheat on my woman". We give our summed up version of our American dream and what would happen if we was getting freaky, we take off their undergarments and a small moth fly out...