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Laughter, Love, and Lessons: Navigating Dating Disasters and Celebrating Galentine's Day

Charli Shanta

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This episode humorously explores the absurdities of modern dating on International Loveless Day, as Charli and her best friend Suzanne share their wild and cringe-worthy dating tales. The conversation delves into understanding love's many expressions beyond romantic norms, emphasizing friendship and the power of laughter in navigating life's romantic disasters.

• Examining the pitfalls of modern dating 
• Sharing awkward and hilarious dating experiences 
• Highlighting the importance of self-love and friendship 
• Celebrating Galentine’s Day as an alternative to Valentine’s 
• Discussing societal pressures surrounding love and romance 
• Reflecting on red flags during dates 
• Encouraging laughter as a coping mechanism in the face of dating failure

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Speaker 1:

Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of the Gag Is Pot. I am your girl, charli Chanté. Thank you for joining me on another Friday. And today, not just any Friday, today is International Loveless Day. So I figured, instead of talking about lovey-dovey stuff, we're gonna have like a good funny day. And so who else would I bring to have a funny day with y'all? Of course I gotta bring my bestie so we to have a funny funny day with y'all. Of course I gotta bring my bestie so we can have a good funny day. Is she gonna kill me? Because I didn't give her the script before we, before we started this? So because I want her to be on her feet, I don't want no pre planned stories, I don't want anything like that. So we got best friend Suzanne, if y'all been a day one.

Speaker 2:

We got her with us today. Hey, bestie. Hey, I'm a little worried. I don't know what I'm walking into, but you know I'm going to trust the process.

Speaker 1:

Trust the process.

Speaker 1:

And remember it's a family show, it's various family shows, but they might not be family. It's going to be family-ish but we're going to family. It's gonna be family ish, but we're gonna. We're gonna keep it together. It's just a couple of things. But before we get started, go ahead, grab your drinks, grab your snacks, whatever you y'all grab. So we go ahead and jump into this thing and while you're at it, make sure you are subscribing um to the pod. Make sure you go in the corner and there's a little plus sign so every friday when a new episode is released, you get the new episode downloaded automatically. Make sure you're following us on instagram at the gag is pod and it is what it is, and you know it's gonna be what it's gonna be.

Speaker 1:

It's gonna be what it's gonna be because at the end of the day, today got it in, um. So you know people getting flowers at work today and you know they're getting booed and you know getting flowers at the crib and getting nice little're getting booed and you know getting flowers at the crib and getting nice little dinners and stuff, and today friday, so that mean you should be able to be flewed out or something like that. You know it should be real special. Can't use that. It's during the week. We ain't gonna do nothing, not today. Today is friday, so it's the weekend it's the weekend.

Speaker 1:

It's the weekend, so I hope y'all getting flewed out. I'm not flying anywhere because I don't like international lovers day, because you not, finna, just show me a good time on one day out the year, in front of everybody, everybody. You can't take me nowhere today after valentine's day. Yes, you can, because call it whatever day you won't call it, I'm not gonna go in here and wait three hours to eat yeah, it's too crowded on valentine's day call it what you want, so I can pull out the list because you ain't got it.

Speaker 1:

So I want to start off with dating horror stories. And you know, you know my, my, you know my horror story is a little bit worse than yours, you know so. So you know, bestie, over there she got whatever it is. She got, you know, and we ain't talking about me. So you know, I could be in a relationship. I could not be in a relationship. You know, I guess y'all ain't gonna know, huh so that's the best way to move.

Speaker 1:

Hey, in silence in silence. So you're my bestie. What is a good dating story that we should visit today? Should it be the Kirk Franklin song or should it be the tiny feet, tiny legs at the ball?

Speaker 2:

baby gap baby gap.

Speaker 1:

Should it be baby gap? Okay, so y'all, we'll talk about baby gap because, like this, this, this, this is triggering. And you know, it was a point in time, you know, where I was heavy into dating online and oh, we got Spirit Warrior over here. It's going to be okay, girl. She was like I think he good, you need to lighten up, it's going to be okay. And I was like, nah, this is a boob from the go away. You say you got to give it a chance, girl, you've been out here too long. Nah, but I'm going to go ahead and go, since you say I will be hard-headed, but I'm gonna go. So we went on the first date and we met at glory days was glory days.

Speaker 1:

I think so glory days and you know I was like I ain't finna do too much. And you know I put put a little something, something on and I'm sitting at a table because I'm my legs are too long to sit under the thing. So, for reference, I'm five nine my legs a little too long for that bar sometimes. So I'm texting her and I'm like girl, I'm like he late, I'm leaving. She's like no, just wait it out. You know traffic whatever, whatever, I'm like okay, cool.

Speaker 2:

So he texts me, I'm here and I was like I'm here too, where are you?

Speaker 1:

he's like I'm at the bar, I turn around y'all. Okay. Most bars have a bar where you can put your feet on. When you go to the bar, y'all. His feet ain't even touch the bar. He's sitting at the bar swinging his legs and stuff. I said, oh my God. I was like, okay, where is this going? I text Nick. I said, girl, he's short. He told me he was tall, he's short. He come over to the table. He's there.

Speaker 1:

We're the same height as the table and I was like, okay, so he sits at the chair and you know he's balancing his feet or whatever. So he's like let me take this phone call. He's like my son calling. I'm like okay, cool. So I'm like this is gonna get me tired to tell dick this ain't gonna work and I need to out. He's like he gets up y'all. I kid y'all. Now he had on some chucks, uh, some khaki shorts in a like a print shirt and it looked like it was straight from the baby gap. This is like a 5t not a a 5T.

Speaker 2:

Oh my gosh, he wasn't even in a 6X.

Speaker 1:

He was still in toddler sizes. So I was like, okay, like this ain't finna work. But here, here go, miss hopeful over here.

Speaker 2:

Like I try to be optimistic. You know you got to give people the benefit of the doubt, give them some grace. What benefit was there? I mean you got a good story out of it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then you was like go back on a second date. And I'm like a second date, fine. So the next time we end up going to this black I mean um cowboy restaurant, country bar, and it was like I was the only black person in there waiting for him and he was late again he's like oh, I left my wallet at the house. I knew this wasn't gonna work. When he came in there with this turtleneck on and he I kid y'all, not y'all.

Speaker 2:

Mind you, we in Florida.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we are in Florida and it was not cold outside. Not the least bit. I was like he's like, yeah, I'm trying to get some work done on my house and I'm gonna be in a hotel for a couple days and you know, um, I'm getting some new windows and you know, I think you should come visit me at the hotel. Red flag number two, I was like no, I'm good he's like no, I'm good.

Speaker 1:

He's like you know, I'm going to get a separate room for my son, you know. And it's like what parent is going to get a separate room in a hotel from their child, like that's under 18. So I was like all right, so we're leaving. And when I go to get, he wants to give me a hug. And it's kind of like I thought I was hugging LJ because I had to bend over to hug him. And then he got into a charger, a Dodge charger. And when I tell you you know how, when kids is playing driving, they play driving on their parents lap and they got two hands on the wheel, that should tell y'all how small this dude was. He wasn't a midget, but he was very small he was about he was.

Speaker 2:

He might have been shorter than me and I'm five four, so he might have been y'all about the same height, but to my first point.

Speaker 1:

Fellas, don't be out here.

Speaker 2:

Height fishing if you ain't tall, you ain't tall, you know and there's nothing that.

Speaker 1:

There's nothing wrong with that. You just not my cup of tea, cause I'm a tall girl, so I like tall men. You know what I'm saying? Like this man look like he needed a booster seat and the way he. It's been a long time since I seen a grown-ass man go hand over hand to turn the wheel. I was like, oh my god, yeah, this is crazy, it's so. Nick was like no, like still give him a chance, and I was like I don't know what I was thinking about.

Speaker 2:

I just I. I'm like a hopeless. I'm a hopeless romantic.

Speaker 1:

He was like give it a chance, you being too harsh and I'm like girl, this man is really wasting my time. She's like no, like he might be nervous too. She said cause everything sound good that he's saying. So we had to do. I had to put PI on the job.

Speaker 2:

You know I activate.

Speaker 1:

She activated and I just want men to know that everything is online. You can find anything you want online. So not only did he not own this house, I did a little drive by. I just want men to know that everything is online. You can find anything you want online.

Speaker 2:

So not only did he not own this house, I did a little drive by.

Speaker 1:

He didn't even own the house and the house looked like it was two stages from falling down anyway. And it was, his house was by target, y'all. When I tell y'all I was moving like a Ninja trying to go to target because I didn't want to run into him. I was moving like a ninja trying to go to Target because I didn't want to run into him. I was like, oh no, I ain't go to Target for so long. And if you know me, you know Target, my favorite store. So after that I was like all right, and and what did it for me? What did it for me? Y'all, I never heard this one. This man was supposed to come, we supposed to hang out and he was like, um, you know, my family just called and they said my dad is sick and you know, he only got like five, seven business days to live who dies in business days in five to seven.

Speaker 2:

Of all the numbers, people can only die Monday through. Who dies in business days In five to seven?

Speaker 1:

of all the numbers, people can only die.

Speaker 2:

Monday through Friday. I was like Five to seven is what took me out.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God. And so I quit talking to this dude, like wholeheartedly. And when I quit talking to people, I don't delete their number, I just put like a do not answer and I block that number, um, because I don't want you to accidentally text me and I don't know who you are, so I just keep that number and block it. I guess I forgot to do him, because like a couple months later he texted me. He was like hey, he's like everything good with us. Uh, I haven't talked to you in a little bit. What?

Speaker 2:

I'm just like like what?

Speaker 1:

like you just randomly found my number after two months and said let me talk to her because I ain't talked to her in a while. Like it took you two months, like you. You circled back around, you spun the block.

Speaker 2:

I was like nah, and I did not answer and I blocked him and it was so random that he would text you, because he texts you like y'all had just talked last week or something like he had been, too a matter of fact it was longer than that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it was longer than that that was in november when we started talking. He uh texted me what like february, yeah, so some time had went on. Y'all it just listen, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's tough out here. And oh, what about the guy I met at the day party?

Speaker 2:

Oh, he was a walking reflect, because how you don't have a phone and you left your phone in the Uber and you're, you got into a day party, but you don't have no license. But you got a car, but your car ain't working.

Speaker 1:

Remember, that's the one he. His driver's license was suspended, so that's why he was in the Uber.

Speaker 2:

Right, and then he oh yeah, and then he had all them kids.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Okay, I was like, yeah, I ain't going.

Speaker 2:

He had too much going on, I ain't going to be able to. He gave you a lot for just meeting at the day party. You got like three weeks worth of talking on the phone from him in like 20 minutes.

Speaker 1:

I did.

Speaker 2:

He had some stuff to let go.

Speaker 1:

I did so, I did he, I did. He had some stuff to let go, I did it.

Speaker 2:

I don't I what about me? Says that I'm a therapist.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, but people tell you everything and I don't even be provoking, like this information, especially from dude you too nice, like you gotta have an rb you don't walk around with the rbf. Like me, you too nice I do, and it's just like. First of all, why would you tell me all this and then, except for me to talk to you after that?

Speaker 2:

first of all, I don't believe her. Don't don't believe her when she say she not too nice because people just walk up to her and she could be kidnapped tomorrow. You got, you got to have one of them child leashes on her when you go outside. One of them wrist ones. Because you just start saying, talking to everybody, you talk to strangers, you don't know what stranger danger is. You don't know what stranger danger is. I do. No, you don't. Case in point, we was on the elevator on a cruise and the man was trying to ask us where we was going. We said we was going wherever he was going. We weren't really going where he was going. We was getting off on the next floor but she partying with the man and he trying to take us all the way down to the bottom level no, sir, and she just going with the flow listen, I was drunk.

Speaker 2:

I don't think that counts, because I was drunk as hell no, it was like that, though, because I don't know how many, how many cruise cruise people you didn't talk to, but you, you just real friendly people, say hi to me, I say hello, and then that'd act like you're not friendly when people speak to you. I mean, I'm not for real, it depends on who I'm with you talking about in front of Cruz Blue, Long Island. Yeah, he was funny, though you know I vibe with funny people because I get down with that.

Speaker 1:

I can't help that. I'm a caring person, but how you going to tell me your whole life transgressions? Then be like so can I get your number? Hell, no, you can't get my number. Like what you got six kids and four baby mamas in there.

Speaker 2:

You know you behind on child support until your life is spent what?

Speaker 1:

No, oh, what about the dude that told me he owned the business but he didn't have a car?

Speaker 2:

girl, I just man. Why do y'all lie?

Speaker 1:

just, you're such a pretty girl and you have it together. I don't understand why you're single. Uh because, because I'm not.

Speaker 2:

Finna put up with no shit like this. There's a lot going on out here in these streets, girl. There's a lot.

Speaker 1:

I just, I just, I don't.

Speaker 2:

I don't, I don't even know, I don't understand. It's like. That's why we do Galentine's Day, not Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, yes. And so, with Galentine's Day, do you think that more females should participate in it, even if they're not single?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think they should. I mean, I think, especially if you are like us, right, where you have a career and then you have other like stuff going on where you don't have, you have to like make time to catch up Right, like to see you. Like when is the last time I saw you in person? I want to say, maybe like two weeks ago. Has it been two weeks? Might have been two weeks. I think it's been about two weeks ago. Has it been two weeks? Might have been two weeks.

Speaker 2:

I think, it's been about two weeks. What's today? Yeah, it was two weeks. I think it's been about two weeks, so it's time for us to do a little meet up, a little razzle dazzle, I know well, we don't even have nowhere to go for Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1:

We haven't even figured it out, yet it got to be in a couple days, though, because we transitioned into March in a couple weeks. Oh, you want to go to Cooper's house?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we can do that. That sounds like the move. We can go next week.

Speaker 2:

Well, this weekend.

Speaker 1:

And then with your nephew, because, because you know, he and that laid up on sick in the shut-in list, but that's another day, that's for another episode. Um, um, I just lost my train of thought, but okay, fix it. Jesus, uh, oh, galentine's day last year y'all, we had a ball, a ball. We went to the casino. Let me tell y'all, we had a ball, a ball, we went to the casino. Let me tell y'all we shouldn't I don't even remember what day it was, but we shouldn't have been out the house.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

It'd be. We should have waited till another day, because, when I tell you, it was storming and it rarely storms in Florida in February and we was like we finna go out, anyway, we just gonna park in the little garage. And you know, I'm saying we ain't gonna get wet, okay?

Speaker 2:

well, the whole garage was full and it wasn't even valentine's day, which is why I'm confused. But and I'm trying to think exactly and it wasn't, it was after the 15th of the month, so I don't know where these people begin.

Speaker 1:

But anyway, exactly, I'm like okay, we ended up parking on the top so we parked in the handicap. Yes, I have a valid sticker. We ended up parking in. The handicap was right across from the elevator, so I was like all right. So it was like dumping. So he's like all right, on the count of three, we just gonna run out. And we're just gonna run out and run Like we ain't got no time for no umbrella, no, nothing. We, one, two, three, run out and get in the thing. It was like whew, we in there, we safe. Then that's all I hear is your titty, your titty, your titty's out. And I looked down, y'all, I had a Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl on it.

Speaker 1:

And then I looked at the dude I said, trying to get into everybody, he ain't never seen no titties before.

Speaker 2:

We popped out the car and you popped out of your shirt. Yeah, you were, you were.

Speaker 1:

I was cute. So I think Galentine's is real important, like you said, especially for you. Know it's not just for single people. I know it started off like that, but I think it's a good time to catch up with your girls, like go out with your girls, like do something fun, people watch, you know, catch up people watching.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god, like with us people watching, it's very that shit get dangerous sometimes you get too invested yes, get listen I'm here for a good story now okay, and I, I have a story every, every day.

Speaker 1:

I didn't even tell oh yeah, we gotta wrap off a lot I got. No, I did tell you. You made me give you the cliff notes, but yeah. So to all the lovers out there, all the non-lovers, do whatever it is y'all do. Don't let society say you gotta celebrate your person one day out the out the year because, like what you doing the other 364 days out the year that's true I mean, but I do, I ain't gonna lie and this is a bad habit.

Speaker 1:

I'm too old to be doing this. I do, on valentine's day, be on social media a lot because I want to see who posting who. I need all the tea because y'all post nobody else's. Other 364 day I done found out people married on valentine's day. I done found out people married on Valentine's Day. I done found out people didn't have babies or expecting babies. I'm like wow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and then some people that post those other 365 days. Don't post nothing on Valentine's Day, because they not the main Valentine, because they not the main Valentine.

Speaker 1:

So I'm always be the main Valentine, except for the last three years of dude that I've been going on Valentine's day. We ain't never got no money. I always got to pay, he always. He always heard. I always got to drive, I got to pick him up from his mama house. Too much, don't ask me to be your valentine this year, because he stay one of your pockets running, running, running them, like somebody left a tap on, I mean like I don't even do you even love me.

Speaker 2:

I don't know the way he be roasting you. Sometimes I be wondering. He don't?

Speaker 1:

love me, but one day, you know, one day I'ma come over here and be like y'all I. Somebody sent me something.

Speaker 2:

No, I probably still ain't. I was gonna say I can't see you doing that. I can see you popping out and showing somebody. After it's all said and done, that's the kind of energy you have. You have a. I'm going to keep it private till it ain't. I mean, I'm going to know.

Speaker 1:

Ain't nobody else gonna know. You got to know um, so yeah. So if you had to pick a song, I'm gonna let you do the song lyric of the week. This week, you know, valentine's Day day, for lovers.

Speaker 2:

I knew you was gonna ask me that and I still not prepared.

Speaker 1:

Um, let me think I mean, it gotta be a good one, because you, you, um, you ain't gonna believe mine what's yours? No, ma'am not gonna get me to tell you I don't have with one, let me think um, because mine is gone. Mine is just gonna set the tone, set the mood, like you'll be like, oh girl, okay, girl, okay, it's not really that hard you should have a song the way my life is going, life is lifing. I don't have no song, that's another episode. Child, that's another episode.

Speaker 2:

My song ain't a Valentine song. What kind of song?

Speaker 1:

No, he is not my Lord that's my song.

Speaker 2:

It's a lyric, but I mean we might have to edit. What song?

Speaker 1:

is that we might have to edit that out. I'm going to edit the word out. My song is UGK International Player's Anthem.

Speaker 2:

You know what? That's actually not a bad song. That's not a bad song. That's not a bad song.

Speaker 1:

I mean because I keep it hood, I keep it with that, so I think that's my hood song. If I had to pick, like a lovey dovey kind of song, it'd be adele, uh, easy mine would be, could have been could have been oh, bye I ain't never heard that song. We could have been I ain't never heard that song we could have been. I ain't never heard that song. Uh, what's the gist of that song? We could have been okay, um, okay, okay, I mean.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I don't know what to tell you okay, what's a good breakup song?

Speaker 1:

I mean cause Valentine's, I mean somebody getting broke up with today. So I mean because Valentine's, I mean somebody getting broke up with today. So. I don't know a good breakup song yeah, because like like a good good, a good good like breakup song, I got a good one, but you probably don't, um, you probably ain't never heard it. It's like an old song and it's very rare. It's a song by Ray J called no More.

Speaker 2:

You lost me at Ray J, but I mean I could dig it no More, yeah, okay, I mean I could dig it no more, yeah, okay, I get it.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I don't think. I don't think today, like with today's musicians, I don't think there are any good breakup songs like they, not aggressive enough for me no like you know like we need something like drew hill five steps. You know like alia, I miss you. You know like soft and subtle um stuff, like that trina single again. Like you like I need songs to make a statement.

Speaker 2:

I mean, the only song I know to make a statement is Yo Gotti F you oh, oh, that's um, that's. I mean, I make a statement, right, it do it sound like I might be going through something, but I'm really not, though, I'm not.

Speaker 1:

I should have definitely gave you a template, because, baby we, I don't even know where to go next.

Speaker 2:

I thought we was coming to an end, but I'm like I mean, I sound like I'm going through something, but I'm not. I just this is how I be thinking sometimes. I don't know, don't ask me. I'm either give them grace, you know, let's see what happens, or I'm like you know what?

Speaker 1:

This ain't it and for my people that's spending the block today, don't spend a block 14 whoo, the last time when I spent the block during covid, did that not blow up in my face? Yeah, don't do that twice, don't do that, don't spend the block with two people and they both exploded oof that's another story for another day, another story for another day something gotta stick.

Speaker 2:

It's two of y'all something gotta stick yeah, I mean that's not right, something gonna shake.

Speaker 1:

I mean I'm glad ain't neither one of them stick, because, baby, I'll probably be in jail, right now.

Speaker 2:

No, you wouldn't. I wouldn't let you go to jail. I wouldn't let you go to jail, nah. You a retired, crash out, not a real one. You a retired, we ain't crashing out.

Speaker 1:

I always been real now, but yes, I am a retired crash out. I just be crashing out about other stuff these days, but I mean, that's neither here nor there. I don't think I had a crash out session this week not this this week no. Look at God. But if you're trying to get back together with your significant other today, after you hear this, you can play Life Jennings' let's Stay Together. That's a good spin. The block song.

Speaker 2:

Or just not spin the block at all.

Speaker 1:

Sometimes you got to spin the block because you missed something the first time, song, or just not spend a block at all. Sometimes you got to spend a block because you missed something the first time, or you could spend a block and the same stuff going to be there. I mean, it's just how you. The glass could be half empty or it could be half full. It just depends on how you look at it.

Speaker 1:

I guess, Just when I spent the block, I had new glasses and I was able to see more and I was like whoa, how did we get here?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. You should have stopped at the Mexican blanket curtains.

Speaker 1:

I should have stopped when I found he had no teeth in his mouth. That's what I should have stopped. But there I was being concerned and I was like it's okay, we can fix it.

Speaker 2:

I mean you can fix teeth. You can fix some teeth now, that's something that's fix it. I mean you can fix teeth, you can. You can fix some teeth now, that's, that's something that's fixable.

Speaker 1:

I should have known you can't if you don't even take fixing your teeth seriously. So I should have known you don't take fixing us seriously. So yeah because, you know, I hope he got his teeth together since then. I hope he find the love of his then and I hope he find the love of his life.

Speaker 2:

And I hope he got some real curtains.

Speaker 1:

That's, that's that's. I could care less. Every time I walk by a blanket I die. No, no, no, no. Remember he did get rid of them. He had the silk curtains after that, the silk purple curtains after that.

Speaker 2:

Were they curtains or were they sheets?

Speaker 1:

No, they were curtains. They were actual curtains, because he said that was one of the things that he fixed, because he was like I'm going to fix it because I wanted you to come back.

Speaker 2:

You thought you were going to fix this with some curtains. I mean, purple is your favorite color. He had that in mind, but it didn't go with nothing in his house If he said he was trying to get you back with curtains. He picked the right color.

Speaker 1:

He said you know what Purple curtains gonna get him back, what Purple curtains is gonna do it.

Speaker 2:

No, he tried.

Speaker 1:

I bought a new bed room set too. I was like, oh, where you get that from my homeboy? You know his daughter and it's like why she still got stickers on the mirror from the daughter this supposed to get me back.

Speaker 2:

No, he said he will leave the door open for you.

Speaker 1:

No, he should close it, he was on his best, bruno Mars. I should have bought you flowers. No, I was like you know what? He shouldn't leave the door open. Matter of fact, he should get a new door and change the locks. Okay, because purple flower, purple curtains. This is where my favorite color, purple. She gonna come here and be like wow. No, I was like whoa, why. Why is the curtains purple, but a burgundy rug like?

Speaker 2:

yeah, it was given all over the place um I just I don't understand Sam. Right, I was like he should have broke out with that Wale matrimony. If it's a question of my heart, no.

Speaker 1:

He tried the first time and I was like no Breaking up with me two days before my birthday, like it's a special place in hell for you. Yeah, but he was like, ah, purple curtains when he get back.

Speaker 2:

She'll forget all about it, you know.

Speaker 1:

Because where have you went in a man's room and seen a man with a dresser, with a mirror on it?

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I'm trying to think, sir, what are you looking at? What are you looking at in the mirror? I'm trying to think how many of them actually have dresses, because most of them usually just be throwing their stuff in a closet listen y'all when I tell y'all I've been in some, some situationships.

Speaker 1:

I try to be nice to that man one day and hang his laundry up. He's like you faced him the wrong way.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, oh okay there was a lot of signs. There was a lot of signs. There was a lot of signs for you to stay away such as because I'm waiting for you to say the word. I'm not going to say it, but I don't know how you went back as soon as everything rolled by and the toilet started shaking. I'd have been like, oh no, it's time to go so his house backed up to a train track y'all.

Speaker 1:

So I was just in the bathroom one day and I text Nick. I said I'm trying to pee and the toilet is shaking. Cause the toilet is shaking because the train is running.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to hell yeah, at that point that would have been enough of me, that would have been, but it's okay.

Speaker 1:

It's okay like we're in a better space. I'm in a better space. I'm in a better space now. I ain't never got to deal with that level. My toilet is stable.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I got real curtains. Yeah, I don't know how you could sleep through that.

Speaker 1:

I didn't, oh my God, I didn't, oh my god.

Speaker 2:

Well at least that's one, the one thing that you don't have to worry about going back to. So there's that there's so many nails in that coffin that don't need to be reopened first of all, the coffin has been buried already.

Speaker 1:

I go back to my baby daddy. Before I go back to that, man. That's saying a lot. That says a lot, that says a lot. But hey, man, this fun episode y'all I do gotta have you back more, but on some, maybe some more serious next time can you give me some props so I could be, you know, a little more appropriate no, I didn't, I need you I need a little.

Speaker 2:

I could be a little. Yeah, I was gonna say I could be a little unfiltered. Sometimes I've been trying to hold my, I mean. But I like that though.

Speaker 1:

I like that. I mean my unhinged episodes make for the best episodes because, like after this episode, the episodes that will be coming in the next few weeks are like real serious. So like this is like to break it up. You know what I'm saying, cause you know, like last week anniversary episode, you know so like going forward. So you know we gotta break it up a little bit. But no, next time I'll give you a prompt. I just needed to see where you was gonna be at today and I'm very surprised you were very contained today I was quick on you.

Speaker 2:

I was not very quick on my feet because I was really trying to think of something appropriate but I couldn't, so I just had to.

Speaker 1:

I had to just do me, you know okay, well, so I ain't gonna hold you, but, um, thank y'all for joining in on another episode. Um, please remember, if you have not already liked, shared and subscribed, please make sure you do that. The gag is pod at insta, on instagram and youtube, and if you want to do any type of collaboration, please remember it is the gat at. The gag is pot at gmailcom. Um, I feel like I'm forgetting something else, because I feel like we did the song lyric of the week, which is typically on the outro purse portion of it, but that was like 15 minutes ago yeah, so song.

Speaker 1:

Lyric of the week international players anthem I choose you. Um, that's best friend, nick. I am your girl. Charlie shantae this is a gag is five bye guys.

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