Ep. 108 Battle Jacket

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SPEAKER_04 0:07

Now she's gonna be now gotta get her on a zombie. Diabetic cat. Diabetic cat lost her one paw.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Natasha bought a harness for Mochi and took her outside for a walk. No. The Garden of Eden has been opened. And that's all she fucking wants. Now to go outside.

SPEAKER_04 0:29

You gave her you did give her the forbidden knowledge. That's what I'm saying. She didn't know there was a world outside. Yeah, she gave her the freedom knowledge. Now that's why she's gotta wear the vest.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

Because she knows she's naked now. Exactly. So every fucking minute. At the door. I'm just like Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 0:47

Scream out the door, you want it to eat. It's not gonna feed you.

SPEAKER_04 0:50

Yeah, so yeah, that is the forbidden. You might be able to hit the it in the head a little bit and make it forget. Yeah, yeah. Little reset. Yeah, do a little factory reset on the cat. There's nothing wrong with that.

unknown 1:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02

Yeah, that is that is that that's the risk you take. The risk you take by giving out the city.

SPEAKER_01 1:06

I thought she would have hated it.

SPEAKER_04 1:08

Yeah. Now she's a freaking pig and shit out there. Literally, probably probably rolling in rabbit shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Yeah, because I've been teaching her since the day we got her that the air outside is poisoned. Exactly. Some classic munch housing. Um by proxy. Yeah, by proxy, getting her. Yeah, you can't go out on there.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

Literally hitting her with the gypsy rose tree. Hitting her with a gypsy rose. Until Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 1:33

Now that she has now she knows the air is now that she knows the air is not poisoned, you're fucked. Yeah, it's gotta watch out. Some fucking fat Arby's worker will come and shoot you in the head.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

That'd be ideal situation.

SPEAKER_04 1:45

That'd be perfect. That'd be the best. No.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

So that's just a word of caution.

SPEAKER_04 1:51

Word of caution. You got yeah. This cat don't go outside, right? These colors don't run. No, this color don't run. Um only once did like I opened the back door, and uh she just fucking like leaped out on the little back patio area. Seemed confused, and then I had to like get a wrangler back in because she just saw the outdoor world. She saw a sky that was past her line of vision, the horizon line. She didn't realize it could go this far. Yeah, I don't know. Animals are crazy. I think Ariel got all drunk last night in DC, and she was talking about like, not now, but like, wouldn't it be fun to have a dog? And I was like, no. No, not really.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

I have that conversation all the time.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

Yeah, you do. Why would you want to have a why would you want to have any animals, bro? Animals are like annoying as well.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Cats kind of just chill out, dude. They're except for.

SPEAKER_04 2:41

Oh, Natasha wants a dog. Yeah. Why? You should get a get an 80-year-old dog. One that's gonna, yeah. Will die immediately. And then so instant gratification, heartbreak, and you get it done real quick. It's like, how could you ever replace old um uh three-eyed Jenkins in our soul?

SPEAKER_03 2:59

Place freaking crunchy peanut butter.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

Yeah, how can we ever replace him?

SPEAKER_01 3:04

And to be honest, that's what happened with me. I don't need a replacement.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

Rico was my one and only. That's how I feel about it. That's how I feel. You're a widow after the war. You have his picture, and you're like, I'll never, I'll never marry Rico.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

He got his ashes on my desk, on my computer desk. That's all I need.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

Yeah, you know how the amalgamation of mutts and hobos that are in that ashes. A lot. Yeah, but that's okay. Mostly hobo. Some dogs. Some dogs. I do picture that like there is like a little like black and white photo of Rico as like a World War II air like pilot or something. No, he Rico definitely would have been a navy man. He would have been a named man. I need a little portrait. Yeah, they do that for the dogs. You can get your dog like on like a mural, like where he looks like Napoleon.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Like Nate said, like a World War II. I want to make it faded somehow. Yeah, sand it a little bit. You have to sand it. Ruffle the edges, yeah. Burn it a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

On the back, have like his dog, like a doggy print and like a heart, you know. You can't replace that. The background, it's some sort of like South Pacific Island or something. Now we're talking. It would just be in front of the American flag. Shot down or 4G mode. It would have just been in front of the North Korean flag. He obviously was a North Korean operative. Or the Mexican flag. They broke his mind. They brainwashed him broke his mind. He was part of the North Korean Republic. This is very true. That's an ideal situation. That's ideal. Well, folks, this is the UTH podcast, if you don't already know, with Ryan and Nate. PA's Premier Pet Podcast. The PA's Premier Pet podcast is right. We talk about all your pet needs. Two of two of the three have pets. I refuse to have a pet. I don't like pets. Not that I don't like pets, I just don't want to have any kind of responsibility on this bad at all.

SPEAKER_01 4:51

And that's why I like cats. Not that much responsible.

SPEAKER_04 4:53

Yeah, it's low. How much can you leave? You said you can leave for two days and have the cat be fine. Yeah, like realistically, like I'm sure um if we filled up the dry food and gave like wet food one time, I'm sure we could come back in like four days and four days? It would probably still be alive. Like it wouldn't be happy, but like it would still be fine. It would learn to hate during that time. Yeah, or it might learn to live. Yeah, but no, like there's the worst part is is truly just a litter box.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Litter box is disgusting. Have a shit box in your house.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

Not all cats are the same, but like at least with with this cat, like she could be kicking her fucking litter all over the place whenever she uses that thing, dude, which is kind of ridiculous, but yeah, just kick your shit sand everywhere, dumbass. Yeah, I mean, like, and she's not bad with like kicking the actual shit, like sometimes they're just like, oh nice, but um yeah, like that's a little beep. I don't really understand. Because as soon as you clean it and like get everything back, like she has to do it. Kicking her scrounging around rolling around around. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I like to muster around on the toilet. This is my way of doing muscles. Musting on the tarot. Yeah, I don't know, that's something it's annoying as fuck. I wouldn't want to pet it. So that dog's more annoying. I like dogs are cuter and more fun. You can like wrestle with a dog, but no, not it's too much maintenance. Yeah, you have to do that. And it's like leave it's like leaving a child alone, then it's like that cats don't really have souls, dogs have souls, at least dead children's souls. Yeah, exactly. You would definitely you feel the neglect more with a dog than you do with a cat. Yeah, that's why I just imagine. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. Yeah, they're more like KIA soldiers' souls. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, killing them. Just looking for that that rest that they were never granted. Yeah, definitely never granted. Let's say we're never gonna be truly happy until they find their widowed wife. Right. And then when they do and he's she's remarried, then that truly is that's when you lose all light in a cat's eye. But I but I ain't let him outside. Yeah, exactly. So he's never gonna see, he's never gonna see his widowed wife. Yeah, he's never gonna see his widowed wife get reamed out by the whole team of man dingo.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

People man dingo.

unknown 7:06

No.

SPEAKER_04 7:07

But I was in DC, as I was saying, um uh went to see the neighborhood. Great live performance by them. Really enjoyed the live performance, was incredibly embarrassed being there. Besides dads who were taking their teenage daughters. They can't be embarrassed, that's nothing to be by. They're there at a supportive father to make sure their daughter doesn't get kidnapped. Let me tell you, if I was a kidnapper, that would have been the place to go. Boy howdy. That would be the spot. That'd be the spot. There was so many like uneducated, if anything, inebriated young women there that was like just like it's it was it felt like I was at like a one direction like every band that is full of boys is technically a boy band, I suppose.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

Nah.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

No, there's a difference. No, there's a difference. Just because a band is full of boys doesn't mean there's a boy band. Technically, that makes it a boy band. That is a boy band, yes. No, that's not like the same genre of yeah, like a boy band is the Backstreet Boys, where it's just they are the instruments only. Like they like like I said, the music is great. I really do enjoy the neighborhood, but god fucking damn it. I was like, I just walked in, I'm like, oh and even like merge kind of jack.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Because we were jacking off. No, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 8:20

That's what I was saying.

SPEAKER_04 8:25

Nah, the only thing that was a plus was like there was no one that was gonna give us issue. Because it was either TikTok boys or just hordes of women, like girls were doing TikToks in the hallways and stuff. Like, so me and Ariel were fine. There wasn't no issue. We had a good time. Yeah, like it's like it's like somebody's dad who like is popping off, you know. Yeah, why the fuck you doing my daughter? I didn't do nothing. Yeah, no, but again, the only thing I was more so worried about was happy. I thought there was gonna be way more drunk bitches. I thought there was gonna be ladies getting absolutely slashed. I don't think there was enough women there of drinking age, which is crazy. This band is old, dude. Yeah, when did that album come out? It is nuts though, because yeah, the the neighborhood is by no means like a new band where like I'd be like, oh well, dude, it's a total fucking like zoomer band. Yeah. So like of course, like, nah, man, they've been around for a bit. I they were I think I was listening to them in high school, dude. Yeah, Sweather fucking went uh Sweaterweather song is old as balls, dude. Yeah, and they did play it, and people loved it. I'm like, God, I hate that song, dude. That song's so guaranteed that was gonna get played, though.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

That's yeah. What was embarrassing about it to you as a man?

SPEAKER_04 9:37

Their first album came out in 2013, bro. That's when I graduated high school. Eat my balls and dick. I could have sworn I was into that in high school, though. We weren't? Like it might have been that like 2013 was the last year we were in high school.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

Could have been seniors listening to that pop off. Again, what was embarrassing to you as a man?

SPEAKER_04 9:57

Having just to walk around.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

Like in just because you like the same thing little girls like? Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 10:03

Because the people, like the population, I was like, I was there. And a certain like I'll be honest, I was I was drinking. So I was getting into it, I was singing the songs, and then when you're singing, like, it is too cool for you here. And like, and they're like, It is to go. Like, it's there's it's it's embarrassing to like I don't I should be strong enough in my masculinity, and I really didn't care that much. And Ariel had a good time too, so it was a great experience, but it was incredibly embarrassing that the thing that I liked, majority of the people who were there were young women.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Not a bunch of guys your age, not a bunch of cool rocking dudes like me.

SPEAKER_03 10:44

There was no guy drinking you're drinking beer too? Oh, nice. Like, I love to drink beer and listen to the music.

SPEAKER_04 10:51

They uh love listening to drinking the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_03 10:53

Yeah, dude, you like the neighborhood?

SPEAKER_04 10:55

Yeah, like no, there was a group of three dudes. There was a group of three dudes, and they all were wearing leather jackets, because that's like the kind of like what Jesse's motif is. Like, wants to look kind of like it's like the California greaser look, like white jacket, white from the killers. Leather jacket, exactly. Leather jacket, white t-shirt, skinny jeans, and like they all were wearing the same thing, and at any point, I totally like how much you want to bet they're gonna make out at some point. And I was like, they gotta be gay.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

Like, that is so either gay or zoom or cool, probably.

SPEAKER_04 11:27

Could have been zoomer cool. I mean, I just but like there's there's definitely something like you know, you can't like the only blame that you could show up looking like the lead singer is like Insane Clown Posse. Yeah, that's the only thing that is the niche. That is the niche.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

You can't like look like the band and dudes be like, Well, like you seem like you're pretty cool. Like, I can't like show up like two fucking guns and roses with a big hat and look like Squad. I think people dress up like Slash. Yeah. I base my look off of what he looked like.

SPEAKER_01 12:00

Like, yeah, I was like, uh I'm trying to think now that you say that, is there any other like man that does that? Well, I'm saying more like there's genres, like you can tell like a metal metal dude, right? Yes, he's not dressed up like anybody, but they got their own sense of the city. They have a cities in black. Right. Well, yeah, probably has a con patches on the Yeah, I there is different types of metal.

SPEAKER_04 12:21

Like the like cr like the more younger metal you get, the more patches, jackets, and sometimes older too. That's like old school too, I guess. Like the biker look. There's like definitely depends. Yeah, if you got like what is like, you know, like the battle jacket on, the old shift hats, if that's what you're into. If you're more, you know, like you say, maybe more like like a modern condo where you're just in like black cargo shorts and like you know, some sort of concert band short. But that's a group of that's also the gay guy. Not literally gay, but those are the like there's also the metal dweeves. Yeah, metal dweeves is its own thing, and there's like, yeah, this guy's really fucking technical. Oh my god. The guy who's doing spider fingers at the Hiders Murder concert. Dude with some big old brown, stringy hair. Oh yeah. Oh my god, long thin hair.

SPEAKER_03 13:13

Yeah, or very cracker, or like like the William Murderface hair, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

And a bunch of things that look like William Murderface. Yeah. There's a if that would be now looking like people look like William Murderface now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The shitty mustaches and like kind of like weird triangle, like mullety kind of hair. Lord Farquad hair? Yeah, bad clothes. Yeah, like if that's a thing. Vest with a t-shirt under it? That is You see that now.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

That guy was the worst guy.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

Is there another genre of music where you can pick out the people who EDM kids?

SPEAKER_04 13:54

I mean, like punk is easy. Like day-to-day EDM? I think so. Like that's a fair point. It's kind of like a costume for them to dress up like that, you know.

SPEAKER_01 14:03

EDM kids you can definitely tell while they're there, but these girls are not dressed in fishnets day to day. Metal dudes are dressed like that. That's kind of that is kind of their only thing they wear. Yeah, that's a patch.

SPEAKER_04 14:17

That comes out for that's the battle jacket. That comes out for battle. Your Sunday best.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

The black cargo shorts any time of the day. That's actually the only pair of pants they own.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

They never take those off. That's why they stink like whatever they work at. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

That's why you can wear them when you're making pizzas at Domino's.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Or you can wear them at the show. This man's cargo plants are full of dough. Raw dough. Your uncle's funeral. I'm not taking them off, Ma. No. But yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

I don't think there is.

SPEAKER_04 14:45

No, like Metal Punk may be the only thing.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

No, you definitely can't descend the menu.

SPEAKER_04 14:51

How shitty of a person are we looking at? Because hippies, hip jam band people, you can pull out you can pull out a Grateful Dead person. You'll probably spot like someone who likes fish or like someone who's really into uh jamband, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Grateful Dead.

SPEAKER_04 15:08

I could see jamband stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

All those people not changing the way they look to come to a concert.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

Also, if we're going back in time now, we're talking about real road dogs from the 70s, 80s, like metal, like women who wore leopard print. Any woman who has a leopard print tattooed on her, you know, was in the white snick at one point. Like, and that's not and those are women, they they rock that look. They that's their day-to-day. They sometimes extra slut it up with maybe some like tight skirts and like some floosy blouses, but their day-to-day, you can tell like that lady's in the guns n'roses. I knew a lady who followed Guns N' Roses on tour. She looked like a woman who followed Guns N' Roses on tour. You're saying like the Harley Davison looking ladies? A woman who looks like she thinks that if you can read this, the bitch fell off. That's funny. That's like that's hilarious. Yeah, she likes that.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

That's what Oh my god, that I'm that bet.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Yeah, she loves that. That's funny. Because Harley Davidson women's also a thing. Yep. Yeah, and that might that might be a crossover that.

SPEAKER_04 16:15

And that's kind of where I was at too, because unfortunately, also smoking weed and liking jam bands is a crossover.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

Smoking weed is pretty universal. You can find people who enjoy to smoke weed up.

SPEAKER_04 16:24

Now you can for sure. But I think people, because the jam band genre is a dying race. I think I'm not sure more young people are getting flocked to jam bands unless they want to be posers. Like people who listen to Fish, Grateful Dead. Like, there are new jam bands.

SPEAKER_01 16:41

Dudes that'll buy balloons out in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

Yeah, we're talking, yeah, we're talking Whippets. Like dudes like uh Nitro's balance. Yeah. Well, I don't know if we can use the name, but uh who was that fucking guy? Who was that guy? He was in your grade, and then he had a brother who was a grade below me. The kid who has the Grateful Dead tattoos on him, who like rushed like a heroin user.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

What's that dude's name?

SPEAKER_04 17:02

Like I know, like we saw Well, I'll be that Grant kid. Grant was an idiot. I mean, he kind of counts too a little bit, but who the fuck was the dude's um He would hang out at the number one with his dad. God, not him though. Who the fuck? Patrick Patrick. Like there was Pat.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

You mean young gravy?

SPEAKER_04 17:26

You mean young gravy? Yeah, guys, not him. Ethan Gillette, Ethan Gillette's brother, dude. Um Ethan Gillette's younger brother. That was a whole subsection of something like that.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

And that would that made me think that's stuff that these people live. You know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Ethan Gillette's younger brother at all. I know he has a younger.

SPEAKER_04 17:44

I know he has a younger brother, but Ethan Gillette wasn't like that. Ethan Digett was he was the quiet kid who was in he was in Caster's Hollow. And now they're still doing stuff. Did you see those posts that they're it's like Caleb's new band, and it's they're doing something live. Caleb's now left the Widowswork Nest. Oh, yeah. He's a really good singer. And it's I think it's Ethan Gillette, Caleb. It's like half of Castor's Hollow with Ethan Gillette and maybe somebody else. Okay. And they're doing stuff now. I I saw the thing, couldn't read what their name was.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

Oh, it's one of those.

SPEAKER_04 18:15

Like, it's not even like that crazy. I just couldn't figure out. Let me see if I can pull up the I just couldn't figure out what I was looking at. I couldn't, I didn't know what I was looking at.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

It was so hard to decipher. Who am uh I think that's yeah, there's no way Brandon can keep going with those two kids. Oh, surely he just leaves his family behind. Because that is his true passion. Don't call him his true passion. His true calling. Yeah, he that would be the ideal situation to leave your family behind. That'd be your family behind. I gotta play this show tonight. I don't care if it's Tim Tim's wedding. I don't care if it's Tim Tim's. I don't care if it's his baptism's birthday.

SPEAKER_04 18:48

Yeah, his baptism. I wonder who who I can look up who does it.

SPEAKER_03 18:54

I'm playing a live show at my son's baptism.

SPEAKER_01 18:57

We got a show tonight in front of the show. Uh maybe that's what it is.

SPEAKER_04 19:01

Is it right? It might be Riot Choir. Including Stoles. Yeah, Riot Choir presents. Don't love the name, but that's not.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

I like Castro's Hollow.

SPEAKER_04 19:10

That's what I mean. I feel like it could be good. But uh yeah. It's gonna be streaming out. I'm gonna do a shout out because I do fuck with I work with We will be doing a live reaction. We will be doing a April 17th is when Heaven Avert Its Eyes by Riot choir is out. It's a three songs filled with noise and anger. We will do a ride reaction, live reaction. Live reaction. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 19:36

Ooh, not too, six, six. The fuck is he talking about? The fuck is he talking about, dude? Dude is this talking about me? Oh what the fuck, dude?

SPEAKER_02 19:57

Yeah. Just send some such out-of-pocket shit that would make that would only make sense to me.

SPEAKER_04 20:04

That would only make sense. That would literally be my Manchurian candidate words. Do you want a PPR, brother? No, I'm a Manchuria. You can have one.

SPEAKER_03 20:10

I'm good.

SPEAKER_04 20:12

No, but yeah, that shit was. So, but back to DC. So I went to the Pink Tiger for food then after the neighborhood concert. Yes. Um, which it kind of like a Asian fusion. Tink Pink Tiger, what did I expect? Asian fusion place, but we were hungry. So I got edamame, which is soy, which I love. I love edamame. That's why you're a soy boy betacok because soy kills testosterone, bro. I need to be elevating my tea. I need to get angrier. This is why you were embarrassed. That's why I was embarrassed.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

And I if I and that's like if I wasn't had the edamame before the ship showed. I should have been showing. And then I would have been fine.

SPEAKER_04 20:48

I would have been tucking and sucking. You're right. Yeah. Tucking and sucking. Yeah, but um got a mama and pad thai. Pad thai was delicious. And it was the first time Arielle ever had pad thai. So she was like, This is really good. What is this? I'm like, it's like peanut butter noodles, bro. Yeah, it's delicious. It's like Japanese mac and cheese. Yeah, it's delicious, though.

SPEAKER_01 21:07

It's the ramen of, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

Yeah. But so had that, but the thing that was cool at this place was they had a pianist there playing live music, and they had a code where he had like a list of songs, and you could request a song for him to play. So he was like a cover pianist. It was like a QR code. Oh, okay. And he like and they had because that's the thing. They had like he had a couple of things. Is it a code of things? It was a list of songs. His songs was fairly expensive. I extensive. Expensive. It was expensive too. Because I I I'll be honest, I was getting lit. Me and Aaron were having a good ass time. We were having so it was such a fun night. Such a fun night. But um, I saw a song that she would have liked on there, and she went to the bathroom. So I like I could I scanned it while she was in the bathroom. Like, she would like that song. Played. It was 10 bucks per song. That's a lot. Yeah, it's kind of a lot. It was kind of a lot. It was kind of a lot. Because he's already getting paid to be there. He's getting paid to be there. Yeah. And then on top like. And it seemed like if he didn't get requests, he didn't play. Which is crazy. Yeah, that is it. He's literally a human jutebox. Because when he stopped, when he wasn't getting requests, he had um uh I think he was a D I think he was a DJ and he like on a playlist. He would just put on a playlist, and wasn't he? It was just like club music then. Yeah, he just was chilling out, and then he'd be like, Oh, alright, this one's um uh George straight for Ryan. Here we go. And then Oh, he said for Ryan? Yeah, he said. I'm like, fuck my Well, that was cool. But she didn't even she didn't even see it. No, I wanted it to be for me. Cause then I because then again, she thought that was so cool, and I'm like, how much is it? It literally said on the cutout thing that she looked at, but apparently she was pretty fucked up. So I'm uh she picked a song, and then I I did it again. So I picked this m freaking music monkey um uh$20. Oh yeah. And uh in the notes, I was like, say that it's for Ariel, you know, be romantic and shit. He's like, Alright, I got another song, full rhyme. I'm like, fuck God. But then at the end, he said, and that one, that one goes out to Ariel, and she's like, Oh man, yeah, yeah. Smooth, dude. It was smooth at the end, and at the smooth at the end, yeah. So she enjoyed that. And but I guess it was a sad song. She was actively weeping at the restaurant. It was just like smiling at the moment. Yeah, I'm like, Oh my god.

unknown 23:29

I love this.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

Did he even sing with it, did he? He did sing with it. Oh, he did. Yeah, he sang and played piano. No, he was actually fantastic. He was very good, he had a really great voice. The um uh, of course, I picked two country songs, the only thing that Ariel listens to, but um uh he played them in the style of almost like you know, a piano stuff, so it wasn't like he wasn't like honk and red wine, like no get knocked down.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Get it out again.

SPEAKER_04 23:55

No, he played, he played well, his voice was good, he had his piano right where it sounded like his song sounded sounded great. Kind of like Richard Cheese. He was a Richard Cheese of sorts, he truly was. I enjoyed him a lot. I wish I could do a shout out to that guy, but you know, fuck him. He took$20. Yeah, you shouted him out for a nice job. Yeah, it was an ex very expensive touch tunes, but it was fine. It was fine. It was kind of a cool place, so did he play a lot while you were there? He played we were there for a while because it was kind of it was my time to sober up because I needed food. I came right out of training. Ariel said she was gonna have lunch so we could eat on the car ride to DC. Guess who didn't have lunch? What the fuck was she doing? Well, she went to a funeral, but what the fuck all day funeral? I was up at five in the morning to drive my team down to Montgomery. I had hostage negotiation training. I'm out here working for my team. I'm out here, I got my team on my back. I had to go to the refill station because someone fucked me and only left me with a like a half full tank in the county car. County car was full of cracker crumbs. I'm calling you out, Lee County probation pearl. I know it was you.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

Fucking snack it up in the fucking. Dude, snacking up in the backseat.

SPEAKER_04 25:11

It was covered in crackers. I like, oh, there was almost a full saltine cracker on the chair. I'm like, what are you doing? That's too big of a crumb. That's basically a full cracker. That's not even a crumb at that. That's not a crumb. That's a cracker. They left the cracker. He left the cracker and sat on it. He sat it was disgusting. Like those cowars are always disgusting. They have a fine sheen of like grease lacquer over everything. Crumbs everywhere. There were drug piss tests on the floor. Like, not used, but a box of them there. I felt like taking them just to like play with them. It's like, yeah, these are mine now. These are mine, not finders, keepers, losers, weepers. But yeah, I know it was you fucking Lee I County Provision, but I got a bone to pick with you and your use of the county cars. Because I am emailing them on Monday being like, took vehicle 807, was disgusting again. This was glittered in crumbs. I am appalled by the state of these vehicles.

SPEAKER_01 26:06

Uh do you know who comes into the county jail for the most part or no? Everybody. Do you remember a Greek guy named George?

SPEAKER_04 26:16

No, not my George. I don't know. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I know the guy who beat up that old lady. Okay. Was he like reenacting like some Greek mythology by just like? Well, he was killing. He thought he was um Apollo defeating Aphrodite. Yeah, no. Like I could I could look him up and see all that stuff and everything. That's like we had some cool cats coming into jail. Oh, he's missing right now. Oh man on the run.

SPEAKER_02 26:46

Man on the run.

SPEAKER_04 26:48

Yeah, that's why we can talk about that later. Yeah, that's wild. There you go. I'm gonna get my detective buddies on the case.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

Oh yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_04 26:56

Yeah, but um uh regardless. Yeah, I got a phone to pick with you and your use of the fucking county um uh vehicles. But so the training, I wanted to talk touch based on the training because there was one funny moment during the training. There was two trainings. One was from Tacoma, Washington. This lady came down for and described a host negotiation scene. And that was pretty cool. She did a good job. I like um uh she had a pretty normal voice. I was disappointed. I wanted her to be more like Pacific Northwest, like kind of like Alberta-y sounding. Okay, but she just sounded like a normal lady. Yeah, she's from Washington, it's not like it was like she's like Pike County, like it's by Tacoma. Tacoma's a pretty big city, but still it was regardless. It was cool. That was a cool one, and then there was a guy from Indiana, I think. Middle America. He was pretty cool. He was pretty cool. He he was he was he was a black gentleman and like kind of lighter skin black though, but during the call, he was speaking to another African American ma'am, and he said, like, now you're gonna notice that I changed the way I talk during this, because you have to talk like that. And like you see, and they had the recording because he was he was giving the presentation and he was doing it, and he's like, Y'all feel you now. I'm like, bro, you totally switched up code switch, yeah. He definitely code switch, yeah, using some breeves. But that guy then, he was shown like autopsy footage because this guy, the guy, what initially happened is this guy he gets fresh out of jail, and he starts having a relationship with this younger girl, not like a teen, not like um below age of consent. This younger other girl for a month obsessed with her. She's like, You're being too crazy, gets a PFA against him, he gets on the bus, waits for her to get picked up, gets on the bus, two stops in front of her, she gets in the bus, then drags her out of the bus with a sawed-off pump shotgun, sweet, pulls her right in front of the bus, and bah, bah, bah, shoots her three times point blank with a shotgun. And so the first driver do, like the bus driver who's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, they have the they they this guy, if first of the it's like this must be obviously it's a closed case because they know what happens at the end.

SPEAKER_05 29:17

But like they had still guilty.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

No, but they have so much footage of it. So you have the footage, the cameras of inside the bus, and he starts pulling her, grabbing her out. He's like, she's screaming like a maniac. There's other people on the bus. No one does anything, which I feel bad, but at the same time, I had the shotgun. You got the boomstick on you, bro. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:39

Yeah, like I'm not trying to add the next character pulling people out of the bus.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

Yeah, yeah. I'm I'm I'm turtling up. I didn't see shit. My day wasn't it supposed to be. The bus driver does something, what's going on back there?

SPEAKER_02 29:51

What's going on back there?

SPEAKER_04 29:52

What's going on back there? And then opens the door, lets them out. Which, I'll be honest, that's kind of is this guy bothering you? Yeah, no, no, let's, ma'am. Can you get this done outside? Let's them out of the bus, which is smart because get the guy out of the bus with other people in it. You're saving multiple. This is the classic trolley conundrum. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 30:12

He did pull the lever, he pulled the lever and let that bitch get blown too big.

SPEAKER_04 30:16

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, you know. So, and he's like, he's like, Alright, so we have some autopsy footage of this woman. I don't include this for the wow factor, but I just want you to know what kind of piece of shit this guy was. Next slide, so we'll very drive. Next slide. The like, I guess the first shot her in the shoulder as she started to run away. Literally, her shoulder was gone.

SPEAKER_01 30:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:39

Like blew it right off. And everyone's like, Woo! I want to get not using it for the wow factor. Got the wow factor. Wow. And I was very impressed by he must have got a such a tighter wad for the freaking chest wound, then because then he blasts her in the back, so it went into her back and out her chest, and the chest wound was only like this big. But I was like, so he must have got a pretty good blast there. And the other one hit a tree like that. So then they have the whole thing, and eventually, because what happens then he runs off, and after he does that, he runs off, runs like probably back on the bus. Back on the bus, pays his fare. He's not a total dirt ball. No, runs away then. There's an active manhunt for this guy. He goes into a house of someone that I guess he like tangentially knew. Everyone runs away, and they forget the three-year-old kid in the house. Oh. So there's a three-year-old kid in the house, and so now they're trying to negotiate. He's barricaded inside this house. They have snipers everywhere. They deploy the negotiation, they're talking to him. Eventually, they get a robot to deliver Newport cigarettes to the front porch. He said he's like, there's a couple times like, I need I need I need some cigarettes. I need to get my mind right. And then so they get cigarettes to the front porch. He's the three-year-old kid is not smart enough to get the cigarettes off the porch. So he's trying to use the kid as a shield. The kid's like wiggling around too much. He's fighting while he's fighting, he's fighting for his fucking life. So then he eventually he puts the kid down, tries to go out to get the cigarettes, ba-ba. Oh yeah. Snipers blast him in the head and the chest simultaneously, only sounding like one shot. The guy said they were so synced up.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Crazy. That's what you get for kneeling cigarettes. That's what I mean. Hey, there's no play.

SPEAKER_04 32:27

Damn, he got his fucking dome clapper, but and then, so again, he goes, I include this again. Not for the wow factor, but just to show you how good off tactical team is. And again, there's a literally head smooth ball. There's a perfect telescope hole through his head. Damn. Like, like exit wound side side. Yeah, yeah. And it's like not even like a crazy blast out. I think they were only like 30 yards away. They were in the house across the street, laying down on the ground, had their gun through the gate fence.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

It would be an easy shot.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

Easy shot. It's like looking through a hole in a fence through his fucking. Yeah, no. Gave him the bolt holes. Yeah, it was fun. Like that. But again, like then they said he's like, not for wow factor. And like all of their cops are like, whoa! Like, you know what you're doing. Like, I like I get you're doing your presentation. You know what the people want. You're doing it in a room full of police officers, and this one newly lit, but I was like, uh-uh, uh-uh!

SPEAKER_03 33:36

Unjustified shooting of another black man in the community. He was wrong to try.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

Yeah, but uh, it was ridiculous. Yeah, that is fucking crazy, man. Crazy. Literally crazy.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

That helped that helps when you remember stuff like that, you know. If you're like, that's the goal of the negotiator, get him to a place where we can kill him.

SPEAKER_04 33:54

Get him to a place where we kill him. That's what he was trying to get him out. He thought he was getting him out, and then he wasn't getting out, and then so as a negotiator, he knew I just gotta get him to a window. And then when they said cigarettes were working, it's like, I don't get you the cigarettes, bro. Yeah. And the cigarettes were where they took him out, and I was like, God damn. For the Tacoma. The Tacoma one, which this is another wild part, which is kind of just funny how it happened. Tacoma, it was uh husband and wife, you know, like loosely. Two kids, his two kids. He this guy suffered from mental illness, he had schizophrenia, and he locks his wife out of the house. Two kids are in there, wife's banging on the door, like, let me the fuck back in. Calls the police. I can't get out of my house. My kids are in there, our kids are in there, he's acting crazy, he has a gun. I guess he had been he he calls 911 and says, There's an intruder outside my house. So they get a 911 call from her. Cops are already there. They get a 911 call from inside the house. It's coming from inside the house. Coming from inside the house.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

Wait, man, I'm getting another call.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

Yeah, he's like, There's someone outside my house trying to get into my house. So police respond. Poor this one guy, he goes upstairs to try to because it's at this point it's become like a domestic dispute. So they need to come in. They're probably gonna try to take him out of the house. Guys hiding behind the corner with a shotgun, blasts the cop's head off. So now it's cops are surrounding the house, they're doing the same thing too. They're trying to get the kids out. SWAT moves in to the house, they're in the living room of the house. He's barricaded himself in the bathroom. Okay. Good place to barricade yourself in. They deploy this like thing that like can hail him. It's called the hailer, which is just like a giant speaker. It's just a giant speaker. The haler, the hailer. Hail! No, like the hail's like to call to someone. Call hail. It's a weird thing to call it. I know I get it, yeah, but that's it. But they tried to deploy that. He shoots five shots through the bathroom wall at like SWAT. SWAT shoots 23 shots everywhere in the house. Like, like, it's literally was like alien, like where they're just like, what are the things? Who's with the button? That's what I'm 23 shots, and there's still two kids in the house, and they're just like they're lighting it up.

SPEAKER_02 36:20

I'm reloader, I'm reloader.

SPEAKER_04 36:22

Yeah, so they're like, so at this point, they're like, the kids might be dead, and then they hear the one, his son, and then there's also his daughter. What he was doing in the bathroom is he had one kid in front of him, other kid behind him, double child body armor, sandwich board, double double child body arm. Yeah, but that's so crazy.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

That's such a piece of shit. Yeah, it's just I mean. Imagine your dad's like, oh, you gotta sit in my lap now.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

Get behind me. You get my six.

SPEAKER_04 36:51

It was a three-year-old and a five-year-old. Yeah, it's that's not big enough, dude. Yeah, that's a turtle shell. That's a turtle shell and um uh frag punk at the very turtle backpack. So he just that's putting the ride shield as your secondary so you don't get shot again.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

He's wearing the baby bjorn and shit. Not even. Yeah, it's light armor at the end. That's light armor. He's wearing he's wearing leather armor. It's quick, buddy. His mobility is high.

SPEAKER_04 37:14

Defense low. Yeah, it's just so the kids died. No, both kids got out fine. Both they got shot? No, no one even got shot. No one got shot. Well, besides him, he got his fucking head blown off. But from those 23 shots. No, no, that that no one hit anything. Yep. 23 shots, luckily. Because they didn't know where he went. Apparently, the five shots went through the wall and they didn't know where he was. Because they they didn't know now, they had like she had like the whole topographical like blueprint of the house then at a month, but that's post-the fact. They didn't have that until later. Monday morning quarterback. Yeah, so she's like, this is actually where he was when the SWAT team was moving in to deploy the haler. Five shots came out, they weren't sure where it was, so they just shot everywhere in the fucking room, which is crazy to do. That doesn't seem good, right? That can't seem right. Crazy that they were doing that. Yeah, here's what I think about stuff a lot. Like they were under fire. I think I literally think it was they had a they had five SWAT cowboys in there who are like, We're on a fire, we need some covered fire, Ramirez! Dude comes in with a minigun. He comes comes in with M9 like belt feeder, lights his cigar. Yeah, exactly. So he's smoking the cigar. We got the demolition expert, big blast.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

Big blast.

SPEAKER_04 38:34

Nah, but smoke screen. But I do think about that, like watching that and like when like other war footage and shit, like um, where dudes do just be like just seem like they're kind of shooting arbitrarily. Suppressing fire. Suppressing fire. I just think like if I'm in a situation like that, like, and I don't shoot my gun and I get shot, like I'm gonna be a little tight about that. Like, I at least I'm gonna wanna shoot the gun. You want to shoot the gun? I'm I I not that I wish this, but it would have been funny, like they're shooting like, oh, I'm hit! Friendly fire, friendly fire. Yeah, I mean, I'm surprised. I can't believe they weren't shooting each other. Obviously, they were stacked up enough, like this is what tactical guys do. Tactical V. Yeah. I couldn't imagine. Reloader! It's switched to your sidearm. It's faster than reloading. It's faster than reloading. He's charging up the pea shooter. With the plasma can. With the plasma can.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

It's got the Spartan laser.

SPEAKER_04 39:29

Getting ready to drop my ult. I'm ready. Q. I'm using my Q.

SPEAKER_03 39:34

Doing the destroy.

SPEAKER_00 39:37

Some guys.

SPEAKER_05 39:40

He's doing it a circle.

unknown 39:44

I am them.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

We have too many DPSs. Too many DPSs. I need healer. I need healer. We need a tank. We need tank. He's just someone through a map. Why'd you throw the hook?

SPEAKER_01 39:54

You keep giving up ground. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

Someone was playing hog, he's playing road hog.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

I need healing. I need healing. Yeah, they need that one guy needed healing big time. RIP. But yeah, wild and stuff. But that sniper in that situation, you see that one, and it did make the guy in Indiana look like a fucking bitch hitting him 30 yards row. This guy hit him from, I think, I want to say it was like I think they said it was like 200 yards. He was so fucking far back, hit him through the window. Crack. And like, I'm like, holy f what a f that guy sitting back down. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like that guy, if you hit that shot 200 yards away, two footballs feels worth through a fucking window. You gotta account for one bullet drop. That shot, like, because that was the first one like I was like, holy fuck, that was a crazy shot. That was a crazy fucking shot. Yeah, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

And you had the bathroom window?

SPEAKER_04 40:54

It was through the bathroom, it was connected to the bedroom, so he moved out of the bedroom or whatever was gone. He was moving out of the bedroom with his daughter and using her as a shield as well. Cracked him right through the head. I'm like, God damn, like if you can if they have guys who can do this shit, Bradley Cooper, American Sniper, there's no.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

I don't know how that fucking breeds the next one if my fucking if I was a three-year-old, my dad got shot in the head in front of me. I don't know. They're not gonna remember.

SPEAKER_04 41:22

You don't make memories until you're five. Low key, that is just like some incredible trauma that you'll probably carry with you for the rest of your life. Well, I said hopefully hopefully the mom was alive, and the mom even they had like, of course, classic in classic cop fashion. Then they had an interview with the mom. I like to include this in here. And like then the mom, who this guy was like a very skinny, light-skinned guy, and the mom was the thickest black queen I've ever seen in my life. She's like, I don't want to hear any BLM. This was a justified shirt in the Tacoma police, they were the utmost professionals of this entire time. I don't want to hear none of that. Like, she was like, I was it almost seemed rehearsed. She was so backing the blue. I'm just like, Well, see how I get she wanted her kids back. She wanted after something like that. You kind of see, you're like, Well, yeah, I'm kind of glad he's dead. Yeah, exactly. Like, oh, they saved my babies. Yeah, like I'm gonna be like, but it was just it was wild. I was like, damn, this is that was cool as fuck. But yeah, like that you get the cool stories from the training. And I was talking to I didn't get to go to the Baltimore training just because I didn't feel like asking to get the money to go to that Baltimore training.

SPEAKER_01 42:25

Did they give you two examples of un like unsuccessful negotiations?

SPEAKER_04 42:30

Technically, they were successful because nobody died besides the bad guy. Technically they were successful because no one died with the bad guy. But um And then that's also part of the training. They talk about the debrief, they talk about like when you're talking to someone for I think the one negotiation went on for like six hours, the other one went on for like 12 when you talk to that guy for so long, and then you like the one guy who for the cigarettes when he said, like, I knew I was leading that guy to his death, but you can't talk like that. Because you have to be like, you build a rapport. He trusts you enough to get these cigarettes, and then he gets shot in the face. Yeah. But it's because of the jet, it's part of the jab. It's just part of the job. It's part of the jab. I'm gonna need you to walk over that um uh it's not a pungy pit. It's just weird leaves over delicious ice cream. Delicious ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 43:18

I'm gonna need you to walk over that pile of leaves.

SPEAKER_04 43:23

Pile of leaves and thatch.

SPEAKER_01 43:25

That we had that Vietnamese guy over there for a bit.

SPEAKER_04 43:29

Yeah, we was fiddling around. You know how Asian guys are. They fiddle around with the guys looking for grubs. I don't know what he was doing.

SPEAKER_03 43:35

Give him a shovel, they'll make a couple spider holes.

SPEAKER_04 43:37

Yeah, exactly. That's what they're there, they're bred for it. Yeah, but no, that shit was wild. So I forget. I had I had some funny things prepared for the boys. Not prepared, but just there's just been some crazy things on my Instagram.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

For the listener, we do have a little bit of an update on the Americas investigation.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

Oh, yeah. Tell us about the Americas investigation. You teased me with that. You teased me.

unknown 43:59

Uh

SPEAKER_01 44:00

As as I said before, I do have an Allentown socialite friend that I work with. Deeply integrated in the Allentown Socialite. I was all over the place asking about this place.

SPEAKER_04 44:09

He was hitting the ground, boosting the ground.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

He was at this like art gallery show and these other bars and these other The art gala? Yeah, he goes through a bunch of this like Allentown stuff. It's weird.

SPEAKER_04 44:22

I d like I almost kind of want to meet this unsung hero because not enough people support things in Allentown. I love that he ended the big supporter. I love because that's the only way Allentown's gonna get nice is by people going to be like. That's cool stuff. That's and that's also he's probably rubbing elbows with a lot of the same people. A lot of people were also into that. Becomes kind of his clique.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

His first guy he caught he talked to, he said, ah dude, that's a secret. It wouldn't even give him the fucking secret. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:56

Damn, so that guy knows. And he knows it's a secret.

SPEAKER_01 45:00

And he knows a secret and wouldn't tell. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 45:03

Alright, so what then what did all who how else did he who else did he at any of these events he goes to?

SPEAKER_01 45:08

He's around a group of people, he's like, hey, just out of curiosity, you guys hear about a secret club? I don't know how he sounds like a giant narc. Well that's what he's kept saying, because I've asked him for like the past week and a half. You hear anything, you hear anything? Yeah, and he's like, if I go missing. And people are like, no, no. I think the best lead we got right now that it's a club. There is a club going on in the club.

SPEAKER_04 45:35

I know there's a club.

SPEAKER_01 45:36

I'm aware that there's a club. Right. But it's not for guys like us.

SPEAKER_04 45:40

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_01 45:42

Is it a gay club? It's not a gay club. Let's just say uh swingers club. Asalamalaikum, my friend. It's solely for Syrians and Middle Easterns. It's um like some Middle East club that grew in the city. It's a Muzz club.

SPEAKER_04 45:58

Some kind of Muslim club. It is owned by Syrians. Yeah. So I think Oh, so it's a Muslim social. We gotta work in the tanning booth, boys. We gotta get ready. I mean, is anyone willing to dye their hair black to get cards?

SPEAKER_01 46:10

I was afraid to tell you this because you we hear about a couple muzzies fucking playing and stuff in a basement secretly.

SPEAKER_04 46:16

That's what I mean, dude. I think we might need to get a sleeper cell in there. Yeah, that's do we know anybody? I know. I woman I work with, she's Syrian, and she like knows all the Syrians because they're all from the same village, apparently. She might know. I might be able to well, she didn't know. She heard because I was with her when we heard about it. We went to lunch with some people at work, and they the one server told us about, oh yeah, there's like a club down there. It's like invite only, but like if I asked the owner, it probably could get you in. I'm like, I don't think you could get me in. Now that I'm hearing about this.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

Now, if that is the it could be there one of many clubs down there, but I think that's one of the clubs right now.

SPEAKER_04 46:50

I think could this be a fraction of Hamas? It could be sort of you know Swinter Cell.

SPEAKER_03 46:55

Sort of, yeah, sort of Hezbollah.

SPEAKER_04 46:59

I say we say that, and then after this gets released, a drone strike into the Americas.

SPEAKER_05 47:05

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 47:07

So yeah, that's the only update Iraq.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

We killed the new um uh supreme leader of Iraq.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

Holy fuck! We're ready to have start a campaign where we target the leadership of this club, and then the club will collapse or will collapse, and then we put our own guy in there exactly who we approve. We might have to do a little mini um uh Iraq. Is it Iran or Iraq? Where are we at? I don't find it. Iran. Iran. We gotta get out. We might have to do a little mini Iran, you know, um uh takeover here. But wow.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Wow, that's wild. What do they call it? Operation fucking some. Epic fury, epic fury. Epic fury. Big fan of the furry.

SPEAKER_04 47:47

Big fan of the verbiage. Still live though, bro. Still live. Thank god.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

That sounds like lame as hell.

SPEAKER_04 47:53

Yeah, no, but that alright. That's good. I I had honestly you saying that, it me that makes more sense. Because why would if you own the build, why wouldn't you want to have your boys there? That's a classic, you own the space, have it be a spot, a space, a safe space for your boys. Because I'll be honest with you, not that not that I'm promo, but like you have a like when I'm at like a place, like most when I'm ever at any kind of place that's even remotely clubby, it's usually it's a college bar.

SPEAKER_01 48:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:22

And you see a couple like you know, Middle Eastern guys there, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here, dude? Like they are just kind of like they look like a sore, they stick out like a sore thumb because it's all these other, especially in Bethlehem, it's nothing but Asians and white kids. So you see a couple like you know, Middle Eastern looking guys, they stick out, especially when they're like older looking Middle Eastern guys who are just like looking for clubbing, looking to get some drinks, be around people. There's nothing wrong with that. Why wouldn't you want to have a space for them where they can be like, all right, this is where the boys hang out, this is where everyone chills here. I get it. You have a spot for that.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

I get it too. Yeah, it sounds sweet as fuck. And I hope that's the case.

SPEAKER_04 48:57

I know. We might need to go. We we have to go to a like our version of that is just like as a firehouse. And god, that's lame.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

And goddamn, do I hate those? Yeah, that makes sense. That stinks, that stinks so bad. It's so boring. Pretty boring. It's just for old dudes that like to drink and be away from their wives.

SPEAKER_04 49:14

Yeah, but that is kind of like the white male's club. That's kind of that that is that version of that. The secret club is just the firehouse, and there's no fun secrets because old white guys have no fun secrets.

SPEAKER_01 49:25

No, they'll tell you everything. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:26

Actually, they're actually the opposite of a lot of a closed book.

SPEAKER_01 49:30

Way more than you want to know.

SPEAKER_04 49:31

Way more than you want to know. They want to tell you about all their ex-wives and what their kids are doing, what they aren't doing.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

Any opinions they have on anything. Yeah, the only secret.

SPEAKER_04 49:40

Even things that they didn't have opinions on, they'll make one right there in front of me. Like, what do you think about this? Well, I hate it. I never even thought about it, but I fucking hate that. Yeah, I never thought of it, but now that you mention it, hate it. And I'll always hate it now. I'll always hate it now. My mind's set up, I'm like a stone. The only secret's that fucking one thing with the fucking paper comes out of that shit, and you win money. Oh, the pull tabs. Yeah, we're gonna be able to do that. That is a dark magic that we don't quite understand. The only secret that goes on in those places. Yeah, is the illicit gambling range that works and how that's supposed to be fun. Yeah. Yeah, pull tabs. That's a feature. Yeah, it's a feature. It is a feature. The pull tabs where you see a guy just ripping through a million of them. Like, man, that's so like Golem Besky doesn't seem to seem to all be losers. Yeah, man, really. There is a uh fire going on at Golem Besky's tonight. Is anyone gonna check that out? I might. I didn't hear about it, so I'm not gonna come, let's crash it. It's gonna just have a little fire going on. I was gonna just stop by for a little bit. Ariel has work the next day, so I'm not staying long. I do live over there, which it does, it's convenient for that reason. But you get a little tuned up, sleep on the couch, we watch freaking Danger Five, bro. When I was I was so I forget what I yeah, I was at the Necro GobbleCon concert, got a little drunk with my cousin, with Cozo Chris, and that's Ariel was gone that week. She was on like a travel for work and came back, watched Danger Five in my bed, pretty fucked up. I that's I was belly laughing to the point where I almost like threw up. It just was so fucking funny. It's so funny. Watching the one with Kilroy, you're the best Kilroy. I'm still I I told my parents about it because I was like, because it's on YouTube, they watch a lot of you. My dad always tells me, I watched this one YouTube video on uh about the most overrated bands in the 80s. I'm like, overrated? The hell? He's just watching them like the watch mojo like not even, it's not even mojo. I asked him, like, is it mojo? And he's like, no, no, no. I'm like, so just according to that guy, like some guy, this is the most overrated bands of the 80s. I'm like It's a guy he agrees with. Yeah, well, that's the thing. He's like, some of them I agree with. Some of them like overrated, really, really, and I'm like, well, that is what the world thinks, dad. That's what that's what he thinks. He thinks by watching this YouTube video, it's like, well, that's God. He's like, you wouldn't believe that he's like, if someone says, like, oh yeah, I love red hot chili peppers. Now I heard they're overrated.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

I heard they're overrated.

SPEAKER_04 52:18

He's like, actually, they're one of the most overrated bands in the world.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

One of the top ten most overrated bands. I would agree with him though.

SPEAKER_04 52:26

Yeah, I would. That's what I did. I he I asked, like, let me guess, let me get three guesses, see if I got him. Red hot chili peppers was one. And then the other two's like, I never heard of those bands. I'm like, okay, whatever. I was trying to think 80s bands, but he's like, I think he said, like, the doors was one. And he's and he's like, because he likes the doors. Yeah. And he's like, and that's the thing, it's his opinion. He likes the doors, so he's like, it's not overrated. It can't be overrated. It couldn't be overrated. He like he he died young. Jim Morrison died young. He's no much he could have come away with much more amazing hits. Can't be overrated. There's only so much of it. I was like, and I was I was on the verge of like, you know, the the doors is based off of like the like the acid book. There's like a book about like the like when you take acid, it opens up doors. That's what he got the name The Doors from. There's like a book about it. And obviously Jim Morrison was fucked out of his mind. Yeah, yeah. He was, you know. But yeah, like I was like, you know, I'm not even ready to cross that bridge with you. It's fine. This is not quite a gym this is not a gym conversation. Yeah, because all it's gonna be like, you know, that's about like doing acid and trimmings. I'm just like, why you gotta say that? Why you gotta say that to me, Ryan?

SPEAKER_02 53:30

I hate that.

SPEAKER_03 53:31

I don't like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:32

But what did you think it was about? Yeah, what do you think that door? What do you think it was about doors? I thought they loved entrances and them having to regulate them with a piece of wood. Like a door to your heart.

SPEAKER_04 53:46

Like a door to your heart, like a door to your mind. Like the door to the hearts and minds of America. I think Jim Morris is British. How do you think he's American? I don't know. I have no idea. But yeah, god damn it. This is making me laugh. Just all the silly things that Bob was like, alright, no, Danger 5. You should watch that. It's on YouTube, it's super funny. Mom was like, it's just so stupid. And I thought and I thought our dad would kind of like it. It's kind of like like the thumb wars where it's like goofy, funny, like it's like stupid funny. Yeah. But like, he's like, I just couldn't get into it. I'm like, what couldn't you get into it? Yeah, what's it don't you like about it? But don't you you like Hitler? You don't like the part where they're killing him?

SPEAKER_01 54:23

Yeah, where they're trying to kill Hitler. Is that what you can't relate to? I don't know if it falls into the same category as like I think you should leave, where it's like a little absurdist, and if you don't get it, you don't get it. Because it's absurdist too.

SPEAKER_04 54:36

It is absurdist in a different way. It is it is absurdist. Just because like the whole thing is too like the whole thing is Nazi dinosaurs being controlled by the crystal. And like it's it's like that's in part of my danger five tattoo sleeve that I was dreaming of. Michael X obviously in it with like dates of when I thought he would have been born, because the spirit of Michael X will live on. Yeah, the spirit of Michael. Or at least that would be the spirit of Michael X will live on. Like that's just a funny tattoo in general. I would get I almost want a Michael X tattoo, but he is a Nazi, so it would be a technically a Nazi tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

Is he a Nazi or was he a genetically modified to fight for the Nazis? Yeah, a crystal. You're a dog anymore. It wasn't his choice.

SPEAKER_04 55:20

I think if you had a crystal, I think if you had a Nazi German Shepherd on you, like I'm sure the Nazis had crystals in them. They were forcibly Kiko. Kiko, my um humble man's servant, humble man servant. Yeah. I was thinking of all the characters, and I was like Kiko, like you can't just have all the dinosaurs on there, but it is funny, because yeah. Yeah, but yeah, Michael Tent. The spirit of Michael Tent will live on. Because you obviously would have to have Jackson when he's getting pumped full of H. He'd have both Miguel's. I mean, there's there's so much uh there's so much classics. Pierre's Pierre, that's what I mean. Yes, Pierre's. They'll both Pierre's Pierre and Black Pierre, the Lionhead guy. I didn't really like him that much.

SPEAKER_01 56:02

I didn't like him that much to either.

SPEAKER_04 56:04

I would have the cat I would have the cat because didn't they call the cat McKenzie? Or Manecki. That was Manecki. Yeah, like you know move Maneki. Y'all move it. Yeah, like you'd have to have Eagle Commander. Definitely have the Eagle Commander, yeah. Have you Claire severed head, you'd obviously have to have Ilsa like doing something cool. Yeah, you'd have to have all five. You'd have to have all five, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 56:29

But that's where I'm like, you can't have all five, you can't have six two Pierre's. Yeah, have two Pierre.

unknown 56:35

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 56:35

Because he's this he's both, and it's and at a certain point they're they meet at a certain point they peat. OG Pierre for season one, Pierre obviously is the better Pierre. Yeah, but I'm not even sure I would say that because Black Pierre is also incredibly funny. He's awesome too.

SPEAKER_01 56:50

Yeah, but if you had if you had to pick one, but Manger 5, you can't have six people.

SPEAKER_04 56:55

Nah, but there's gonna be it's all sleeve. You can fill it out, bro. I don't know. Because then you have Black Pierre's like, is that Pierre? No, no, no, my friends, my friend, no, my friends! Stop my fucking thigh.

SPEAKER_02 57:06

What are you doing here? I wanted to do school again.

SPEAKER_01 57:12

Yeah, it's it's funny, it's good stuff. And we said, I don't think were you good for that.

SPEAKER_04 57:17

Now he weren't in the Discord chat one.

SPEAKER_01 57:18

Hitler has to be in it, but he's jumping out the window, so you don't really care who it is.

SPEAKER_04 57:23

I was trying to convince Ricky that this was the only time it would be okay to get a Hitler tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 57:28

I'd agree. I'd agree with that.

SPEAKER_04 57:29

That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

Like it's because like as long as you can't see the fucking Swazantika.

SPEAKER_04 57:35

Yeah. Yeah, like jumping out the window, that's the safest one, but it would be funny to have Johnny Hitler fucking with teacher. Johnny Hitler. Yeah. It's cool, Johnny Hitler.

SPEAKER_01 57:49

As long as he's your artist is very good at making him look like that guy and not actually Hitler.

SPEAKER_04 57:54

Yeah, it would have to be very but that guy looks like Hitler. Like anyone with the mustache and that hair dude looks like Hitler. Hill dog is. That's definitely Hitler. That's Johnny Hitler. That's Johnny Hitler. Yeah, it's not Hitler. You don't want to have to explain that. It's like the whole thing is like, what is that on your arm? It's Danger Five. And if you don't know what Danger Five is. Is that Hitler on your arm? It's Danger Five. They're trying to kill him.

SPEAKER_01 58:18

Okay, who's that character? It's Johnny Hitler. It's Hitler.

SPEAKER_04 58:22

Well, it's from the movie. It's like you can't have World War II with all the cast members. You know what I mean? Just because someone got a wicked tattoo, he's got witches on him. What he's now a Wiccan? Come on, guys. I'm trying to think of any other situation where it's, but he kind of is the only guy who's like I like I would like to know. Ye did apologize. Have anyone listened to Bully yet? No. It's not bad.

SPEAKER_01 58:46

I saw it come out, but I didn't listen. I'm trying not to.

SPEAKER_04 58:48

It's not bad. He apologized. He apologized.

SPEAKER_01 58:52

He did too much damage.

SPEAKER_04 58:54

Someone said the same thing about Hitler. I don't know. I'm saying, like, I want to know is there people who've gotten Kanye tattoos? Because it could have been very easily people getting there, getting just Kanye's fucking face. People, like Kanye was amazing, and then he totally fell off the reservation. Do you get a cover up then? Or do you like no, this is good Kanye? Like I would be like, no, this is Hitler from Danger 5. It's good Hitler. This is good. This is good at he's not even good in the show, though. He's still the villain in the show.

SPEAKER_01 59:24

Oh, would you get the mechs in there too?

SPEAKER_04 59:27

The mechs?

SPEAKER_01 59:28

Yeah. When they have the mecha suits. Yeah. That's stupid.

SPEAKER_04 59:35

No, I don't even remember that.

SPEAKER_01 59:37

You don't even remember that? That's one of the big parts of it. I don't remember that one person.

SPEAKER_04 59:42

All the monuments of the Oh, like when he is abducting all the monuments to make the robot, and then they have the danger five like Zoid robot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That doesn't blow my mind. No. It's the people maybe rose up with the beans. Like you have to have some Italians.

SPEAKER_01 59:59

The beans, a beans, a beans! You could just have a crate labeled beans somewhere in the piece.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:06

That's such a waste of space.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:10

At a point, like there's so much source material. It's like, at what point does it just become a giant back mural to danger five? And then at that point, I'm an insane person.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:20

Yeah, well, you could just choose one, like get like Kilroy tattooed on you. That'd be you can pick one. Kilroy would be good. That could be that could encompass everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:28

That could encompass anything. But he's only from one character. I think it's gotta be Michael Tan. Or even just like the logo, the Danger Five logo. I can't tell you how much. Yeah, the Danger Five logo is kind of bad though. It's pretty bad. It's just like five. No, isn't it the skull? It's the Hitler's skull with like the knife in it, huh? Is it like a skull with a knife going through it? It's a skull with a little Hitler mustache and little hair. Yeah, I don't think I can. Yeah, again. That's a little danger. Yeah, danger five.

unknown 1:01:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:01

I'm pretty sure I might be tripping.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:02

It might be right. I think you are right. There's a skull involved. I didn't know the skull had the Hitler cut.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

Alright, if we had to pick one character, it'd either be Michael Tan is top of the list. Maybe Captain Bald.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:14

That's just an eagle card.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:17

In a suit, I don't know. The Colonel is not good.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:20

Or would you do um the wolf with the ruby eyes?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:24

Do I like what you see? Do you like what you see?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:27

That's a good one too. That is a good one too. Ruby-eyed wolf.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:31

Ruby-eyed wolf. Like he's good. He probably would be in the in the in the amalgamation of it all. But because I do enjoy him. Yeah, so I mean it's it is hard to put all the characters together and to realize. There's like the the raping pterodactyl. The sharkhead guy. Sharkhead guy. Sharkhead guys would have to be in it. What's are you? A fruit? What's wrong, Gruba? You a fruit? The Swiss. Yeah, you a fruit or something. Yeah, the Swiss are just blonde people. Yeah, the tiger head with the chicken with the machete. Yeah, the machete fight, yeah. Oh, she is a Swiss. There's so many good guys. I think Michael X would be funny, especially if you do that in like Michael X and then in Scroll.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

Michael X with his dates. Which would be 1920 to 19.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:33

It would be short, probably like months. When he was made and then when he died. Yeah, like Max he could have is like a beginning of the war to the end. I'm not sure when they made him, but we'd have to really go on the wiki, the fan wiki, to figure that out. Yeah, but I was surprised they didn't like that show, though. I thought definitely I thought that it would have a chance with mom because of just its inherent charm in uh they had no ch they got no charm. They got no charm from the show, and I was very disappointed. Yeah. I knew they weren't gonna like season two, obviously. Season two gets even more absurd. It's crazy. Tucker goes totally off. I mean he's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:13

It gets a little annoying, actually, to me. Nah, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:16

I've watched I've watched it a few times over, and I think it still holds up very funny. Okay. Yeah. Season that's the thing. Season one is a perfection. Season two is built, you're building a pure you're trying to build the great pyramid of Gaza on top of the great pyramid of Gaza. You're gonna have a little bit of slant.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:31

Giza. Giza. Giza. Got Gaza on the mind.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:33

I got Gaza on the mind. Well, this is actually this is a pyramid they don't know about. It's what the it's what the blue stars don't want us to know about. The Great Pyramid of Gaza.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:41

That's the old gods. The older gods of Gaza.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:43

The older gods. I say, well, that's already an hour, boys. We bullshed. I've I apologize in advance, people. We talked about a lot of things most people aren't gonna know about, but look it up. Get with it. Get with it. Watch Danger Five. Watch Danger Five. Try to get us into the Americas. We'll work on our tans now.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:02

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:03

And you know, let me know. Hit us up in the UTH podcast at gmail.com if you want to have us anything to talk about. Because man, howdy, I have not. I do have research for next. I just didn't print out my shit. So bye-bye. Take it easy. Good night, folks.