Ep. 111 Monk Cut

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Ay, ay, ay. Tu vida no mas for law enforcement. Law Spanish for law enforcement. I gotta learn. I gotta get myself learned. Otherwise, I'm gonna be a fool. Malo. Malo. La comida. Comida no mas. Tu vida no mas La Mama La Madre Ryan. Muy triste. La mama no mas. No mas. Exactly. We killed your mother. Muy triste. Yeah, but you know, I gotta learn, get my learn. Folks, this is a UTH podcast with Ryan and Nate. Thank you all for tuning in again. Nate's really, he's pulling an all-nighter on this one. I drug him out. He's look, he looks just about as good as um uh whoever, what's Laura Mitchell from Twin Peaks. Oh my god, Laura Palmer, dude. Laura Palmer. I'm just talking about the quality of her on your hoodie. On my fucking Chinese sweatshirt. Yeah, that's gone. Was ruined within like a month of having this shirt. R.I.P. Laura Palmer. R.I.P. Super sad about it. How's your back feel? Because you were really fucking tearing it up on the side. My back's fine. My neck is uh sundered. My pussy and my cracks fucked up, but I don't know why you were doing that. You didn't have to do that. Yeah, I didn't know. You ain't gotta do all that. No, I was uh use headbanging. Showing some showing some uh support support for the folks up there. Yeah, we were throwing support for cruel hand cracking. But it was too much. I wish I didn't do that because my neck is fucked up. Yeah, no, my my hand is just fucked up from punching the stage that one time. I don't know why. See, I don't know why you did that. Yeah. I've been trying to get my knuckles flat. You are telling me that, yeah. Yeah, trying to get my knuckles flat. Trying to flatten my knuckles for when I gotta fight Ariel's brother. But once again, you um what the fuck? That's a different story. No, apparently not, because my knuckle is fucked up. No, you don't want the point because then you break your you break up you break your hand. Yeah, the point of compact is too small. I want a flat point of contact. I want to get hit. I want to hit you with a frying pan, not with a hammer, yeah. Not with a you would think you want to hit me with a needle nose fucking point. Nah, nah, not made out of low density bone marrow. Not if the both objects are made of the same thing, bone v bone, and your headbone's way harder than my hand bones are. The headbone is stronger than the hand bone. Yeah, nah. You want flat that's not channel enough key in the room. I did not channel enough key. You just have to stand in front of a tree and low punch it for like an hour. Yeah, and I guess everyone miracle if I cannot get a thousand jobs, I have to do a hundred leg thrusts. If I cannot do a hundred leg thrusts, I must do is that bone or tendon right there? No, it fucking hurts is what it is. I should fuck up. My hand, I thought my tailbone would hurt because from the first time, because hardcore show. You did a Yoshi ground pound. Yeah, yeah, I literally did the I did, I literally did a ground pound. I was like, Whoa! Because the um the security for getting on stage was um none. Very lax, you know. Well, the one tarot is like, this is your stage, and then the last one, I want at least 50 crown dives, but everybody was just like, everybody get up on stage. It's like you don't want everyone to get up on the stage. I'll honestly put a stop to the show. True. So like But everyone did get up on stage. There's a lot of repeats, obviously. A lot of dudes doing the Yeah, like people jumping and with feet first and kicking as they went up in a crouched position. Like that's yeah, yeah, literally cannonball. Cannonball! Alright, so you ground pound it in the game. Well, the first one, I forget what was that for cruel hand that I jumped that. I might have been for cruel hand because you jumped into the gotta show support for cruel hand. Well, I was it was um uh the lesser of two evils. Because the other one in front of in the front of stage, there was a person in a wheelchair. Yeah, he ain't gonna help me none. No break or fall. Yeah, he wasn't gonna not catch me. Ain't gonna hit the ground. Ain't gonna hit the ground, just gonna liquefy him. Get tangled up, get mixed up in the aluminum. Yeah. But so I jumped on the other side and yeah, nobody caught me. I just fucking literally like back out and just ass tail. Back out. Yeah, back out, tailbone to ass head on the cement. I'm not gonna have people grab my ball. I was going to where there was a cluster of people. Yeah, and they all displayed. And they all fucking dispersed, just into nothing and just fucking tailbone right on the cement. Turn the light on those little things, dude. Yeah, it's like I'm hurt. Like, oh dude, that was a mistake. Stage dive was empty. Yeah, no one lay there and fucking just jumped off the stage on my ass. No dives for you, Nate. No. I told him to. He didn't want to do it, though. Yeah, no, I didn't know. Nay was overheating. Nate was overheating and recovering from being drunk because Nate got little tips. God, I'm gonna be so fucked for the fucking bachelor party, dude. I'm like not ready to do it. You gotta prepare. Why are you not prepared? No, just start practicing now. Start drinking. It's that's why I'm I've been practicing. I think I want to. Like, there's times like, oh yeah, dude. And then like I just never do because I'm like, I don't feel like fucking doing that. You just gotta start drinking. Because that's the thing. If you can get where you're locked in for like five, six beers, five, six beers can be your entire night. That's what I'm saying. But you that's easy. Three three beers is your max. That's almost my max. Well, were you hitting lights? Or were you hitting lights? That was I mean I was drinking IPAs. You were drinking lights. I guess so. Those alagashes, I think. Really? Two two lights and then an IPA. I think that took them over the edge. We had two drinks at that one hipster bar, and then we had right. Then we had Narragansett's. That's a lager, two lights and a lager, and after that, yeah, the that one bar where those like two old rockers were being weird. Yeah, yeah, that one place. Yeah. The Less Dead. Is that what it was called? Less Dead in Brooklyn. That was a vibe. I did dig the vibe. It was just like a place where like roadies come to die. Yeah, it's true. Just where guys talk about former glory. Bunch of dudes that yeah, you see working at like guitar center on the pool. Yeah, exactly. You know, I used to be the guitar center people I used to be the sound guy for um uh John Mellon, not the cam park, before we got that. Before we got it. I used to be um sound guy for Jimmy Buffet, not Jimmy Buffett, different guy. Back when he used to eat a lot. Yeah, it was like those kind of guys. Guys who wore more rings and your more wings in a married man way. A lot of pewter, dude. It's a lot of pewter. A lot of pewter. Guys who had silver necklaces with a story, long hair. Yeah. Limited facial hair. Nah, what it was a cool spot. I wouldn't have wanted them to converse with us. Yeah, the walls were black, walls were black, everything was black, and the um uh the bar was the size of my battery. What did the bartender look like? Battered woman. Yeah, I thought that in my woman who might have been chained to the floor. Yeah, easy. Yeah, but she was fine. I was like, yo, two narrow gangs, and she's like, okay. Yeah, she's not one for smiling. Well, not one for smiling. She like it's not a smiling bar. It's dirty blonde. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I can imagine, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, and it's a good spot. I'd go there again. I'll go there again. I'd that's a good spot. They had like a six dollar beer bar. There was a very odd group of like all minority women in the corner. Interesting. Very odd group there. Didn't know what's going on there. Yeah, who were like dressed well, like dressed kind of like, you know, like business. Yeah, like I don't know. Business Saturday. Business cash, business whatever. Yeah, on a Saturday, no less. Like, why would you not go there just for like a cheap beer or something? Some cheap drinks, some cheap drinks with the girls, yeah. That is they all talk shit on the girl before they meet the other one out. And you're like, oh my god, I fucking hate Rebecca. Yeah, I mean, and there was no one like look, like we you there was no one in that bar. It was free free pool, too. Two rows, two guys in the back playing pool. Free pool's huge. Free pool's huge, yeah. Cool spot. Less dead in Brooklyn, cool spot. Definitely not in the nicer spot of Brooklyn, though, at all. That place was pretty wicked. There was when we went to that 7-Eleven so I could get Zens, there was the Indian chick who was Percival, and that guy who was just fent bent in the sitting behind the counters. He's on his break, dude. Yeah. You can do whatever you want on a break. Yeah, you can see it. Yeah, but he did not seem like a very useful employee. He did not seem like a useful employee. He's probably just piping her out. You know what I mean? He's just the he's probably just I hope so for her, honestly. Like that might be why she was so, you know. Giddy. Yeah, dude. Was laughing at her joke. True, long dick style. Motherfucking life water. Yeah, but I'm uh yeah, Brooklyn was fun. Went to see the black and blue fest, day two of black and blue fest. Um, missed all the initial bullshit, which I'm not saying those first bands were bullshit. I just had no desire to see them. Man, like I mean, and I could definitely say with hardcore, you hear one band, you pretty much hearing like three more of just kind of like, you know, that would have been fine. My dang was pretty shitty, and now I'm gonna get through it because I don't care yet. Yeah, like I mean, I I you know I'm glad we uh got food and took our time and had a had a nice day. Had a nice day, had a nice little day, but saw cruel hand, cruel hand came right up after we hit the merch table, which Nate did not back me up for, and we talked about that. Yeah, dude, I felt bad. Got big time bitch, cruel hand, I love cruel hand. I was willing to pay full price for the hat, and I also got a shirt. Okay. But however, Terror, who's also good, they were the headlining band. Sure. They had a basketball jersey, and it said Terror, and then on the back it said born to suffer with a number on it. I'm like, that's kind of cool. Nate's like, the basketball jersey is kind of cool. 60 bucks. It's too much for you. I was like, nah, it's like you do 50 cash, and the guy working the tape was like, nah, dog, what is this a flea market? Say what? And that honestly, I'd be like, And then Nate in his head was like, fucking because I was standing behind him, I was letting him do his thing, you know. Um, but yeah, then I heard the dude say, like, nah, bro, it's like no flea market. And I was like, dude, what a bitch. Like, all right, yeah, well have fun taking that back with you, poke ass. Like, what? You gonna wear it? That's what we and we said, what is he gonna get in a fight with us? He's working the merch table. We should have clowned him. That's like when I was like, he should have done the honk honk, clown. You're gonna wear it, dude. Yeah, exactly. Do his do his nose. I can't touch him. No, you don't touch him, you just kind of paint it. You can instantly get socked. Yeah, well, uh, uh have him sock me, bro. He's gonna get kicked out. That guy punched me. That dude honked my nose. I didn't touch shit, bro. I didn't touch shit. It was called Miming Idiot. It's an act out. It's an act out. It's an act out. I'm an actor. I'm an actor. This guy's an idiot. Get this guy out of here. I'm working the merch table now. Live theater asshole. 50% off now. Now that I'm running. Yeah, actually, everything's free. Take it. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but so I I did end up getting the tour shirt, but that was only 30 bucks compared to the $60 jersey. How much was the hat? $30. All right, so you paid $60. And you should have gone, all right. Well then I can do $25 on the thorough. I should have used him on the shirt. Fuck with him. Exactly. Will you take $20 for the shirt? Alright, alright. Chaffee. How about $20 cash for the shirt? Like $20 cash for the Thorn shirt. I should have fly. And then just don't worked our way down. And he's like, dude, are you for he's like, are you for real, bro? I'm like, I'm my bad, my bad. You can't hurt a dog for trying. Can't hurt a guy for trying. Dog's gonna play. Dog wanna play, dude. And dog's gonna play. Dog's gonna play in the mud. Hog's gonna play in the mud. How much for those pins? Ten dollars. Do five cash. Five cash, throw them in with the throw them in the shirt. Throw them in with the shades. Alright. I'll do 30 for the shirt and you're throwing some pins. 30 for the shirt. Give me your shoelaces. I need some shoelaces. I need shoelaces. No, I mean you truly do have to uh walking out of here with less. I'm not why I need a deal. I'm not doing it out of the deal. Even you gotta fake. How about for how much for your belt? I'm in the mood for a sale. I'm in the mood for a sale. Make it sweet. I ain't gonna leave. Sweeten the pot. I ain't gonna leave it. Sweeten the pot. Nah, you're happy, right? Because he would ask you to leave, probably. And I would be like, fuck you. And he'd be like, then don't buy anything. And now we just kept asking. How much for your belt? How much for how much for how much for the makeup you're wearing? Pussy! Makeup you're wearing. Was he wearing makeup visibly? No. No. That's why it's funnier. If he's not wearing makeup. Yeah, but that was whack, dude. Because honestly, I was hyping you up being like, oh, you gotta fucking ush him down, dude. This is good. This is the perfect place to ush. Yeah, I thought it was a perfect play to ush too, and he definitely had the automatic retort. Bitched me big time. No, I mean, no, he didn't bitch you. He is a bitch, bro. You could have made fucking 50 beans, dude. Five dollars less than what it was? Or ten. Ten. You could have made 50. That's like 50 beans, bro. Suck my dick. I don't know. I'm I agree that it is more of a flea market than not. But it is, yeah. What is the fans? What are you? The freaking what is this? Kmart? Yeah, basically, you're selling a shirt on a folding table. Yeah, this is a flea market. Yeah, flea mark. I should have flipped his table, but was this here early? Was this here yesterday? I'm sorry. This is a new market. You don't even realize this is like your brick and mortar location. Yeah, it's more of a pop. But let me talk to your manager, fuckhead. Alright, let me speak to your manager. Yeah. And then the guy from Cruel uh Terra would have came back. I'm talking the leads saying I'm like, yeah, like this fuckhead won't sell me your jersey for 50. Not even, dude. He comes up and be like, I got a dog in my skill, like a picture or some shit real quick. Yeah, dude, that guy actually said a bunch of rapey things to my girlfriend. So I'm totally blind to the rapture. That guy was showing me the head of his penis through his pants. Yeah. And I saw, but I didn't want the I didn't want he tricked me. He actually put it. He tricked me to look at it. He said, Here's your change. He had it folded his foreskin. Sticko. And I have to change it. Smell it. This change smells like foreskin. Definitely foreskin. Yeah. This chain smells like foreskin. I'm sorry that happened, sir. The only way to make up better is a basketball jersey for $50. $50. Got a little bit off the top. Just a little bit off the top. Just a little all the home. Just got a discount. I don't need it for free. I don't expect it for free. I know you guys work real hard for this shit, but I need a discount. 60's a little steep. 60 is a steep. No, 60 is fucking steep, bro. What do you think you guys are? The MBA? Basketball jersey quality is a different material, or is it definitely? No, it wasn't, it's not like a penny from gym class, but it's also not a W, like a not an MBA jersey. It's some shit you would buy at like fucking hot topic, where they have like the fucking basketball jersey. It's a my chemical hatchet man on it. It was the same quality of an ICP hatchet man jersey. And I'm not a big jersey guy. You're not a big jersey. The jersey guy, that would have good. It could have started. It could have opened. It could have changed everything for me. That's what I'm saying. That's why that dude's a dummy. I would have worn that at the Bachelor Party. That would have been perfect. 80 buck on something that you're like, eh on a whim. On a whim. On because I wanted to support the band. Coward, yeah. Coward indeed. But yeah, but besides that, it was fun. Did a successful crowd surf. Um it was a good it was a good show. It was a good show. But yeah, my hand is fucked. I blocked his fucking. I blocked a sweet kick, bro. Dude, I fucking eat. Oh, you told me that. Yeah, you side-swiped a kick. I saw it coming too, and I fucking did like a fucking judo block. Perfect. Perfect. I got kicked in the nuts pretty much. That was pretty good. Yeah, by a guy doing wild kicks. Nah, I don't think it was. It was a blowback, but he definitely like donkey kicked my nuts like fuck. It was a weird. I like there's when you were headbagging, I said, yo, turn around. This is ska. They were doing the pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. Just with more elbow and hammer finger. That's all that is, right? It's just skanking. The two stabs and evolved. Shuffling. Yeah. I mean skanking is definitely, I feel, um, you don't want to hit other people while you skank. No. But like they're doing it to hit. Yeah, no, it's not a big thing. There was only a couple times. It's classic. Like that of a bygone age when you see moshing is just a tornado. There's no target. But there was less, there was less moshing though. This was more like guys in the s in the center of the pit just doing the dances. Yes. And there was a couple times where people were going back and forth, and there was a few where I saw guys like just like somersault into the wall, like around the pit. Which I like that. That's good stuff. When you accidentally get kicked in the head, then you know you're going to a show. But a lot of it was just skanking in the middle to no one. And I'm like, man, because who wants to get close to that, bro? Like, you can't mosh to that. Otherwise, you literally have to like cannonball in and like. Well, I would have just there needs to be people need it needed to be smaller, so it would have been people colliding. Yes, that is bad. Yeah, doing the skanking. Shoving a dude as hard as you can. Yeah. I think it was. Moshing is more old hat, or for the real young pussies, these guys were hardos. And like, I don't know. The Brooklyn in New York, anytime I go to a concert there, I'm never quite sure what I'm seeing. Because I don't know if it's what I'm seeing. I don't know why. Is this what the scene is, or is this just how New Yorkers the scene in New York? Yes, exactly what I'm saying. Because there was like guys with dangly earrings, and I'm like, you're out of your mind if you had the show with a dangly earr. Very brookly. I did, yeah. I mean, but it's not like a hardcore show is not like a show like that where it's like, you know, you should like tape up your gauges and stuff. Like, I don't know if it's like that. It should be. It should be. You should be that. Is that what you're preventing? Some dude going into a tearing them out? Just getting a finger stuck in them. Getting your ears ripped by accident if you have big ones. I guess, dude. There weren't many gauges I saw. No, no. I think gauges are old hat now. Yeah, they kind of are, I guess. Especially the big ones, dude. Oh, yeah. There was a lot of old heads there. There was quite a few old heads there. Still don't mind the look of gauges. No, I always thought biggest there. Small ones, though. I don't know. Like quarter size is where that's only that's what is cool, is a quarter size. Yeah, I would say that's the make it so. No, bigger is cooler. Bigger is cooler. Bigger is cooler. It gets a little bit if you got fucking like two inch. Like some fucking. Even if you can get your pinky in there, that's too big. No, that's too small. That's a baby. That's a baby gauge. That's basically you can have a stud the size of your pinky. I think the quarter size is like maximum as as it's responsibly big, but you start getting bigger, it's cooler. As soon as you need surgery, it's not cool. Ah, dude, that's better. Disfigure your body. You're about that life, bro. Scarification, dude. That's a big I don't know one, you know? With something I don't know. It's something that I don't know either. Because I've written this segment so long ago, I don't really remember it. But you're round two, I'm uh go for a journey of a musical messiah. A different side of we're speaking about music. Before we speak about music, before we before we get into Zamrock, I've gotten the contact for the place to get our stuff recorded. Oh yeah. We need to get a click track, three, three songs, Aquatic Prison, Siggy Wiggy Dilly, my dad. We get it to them? We have to get a we have to get a click, we have to put together a click track so we can record then. It's there's a Bethlehem recording studio called the Foundry. I heard about this from the guy who cut my hair the other earlier this week. He was telling me about it. He said, like, dude, they have that right there. It's across it's across from the Bethlehem Public Library. Not my barber, a hairstylist. I don't know whose joke it was, but referring uh to your hairdresser as the woman who cuts my hair is weird. It's not like you refer to your girlfriend as the woman who sucks my dick, you know? Well, I I don't ever go to the same person, so it's not it doesn't matter. I have no loyalty to my girlfriend. That is true. I also have no loyalty. I I go to great clips, bro. I have no loyalty, and I'm cheap with my hair because I don't care. Because I look good all the time. I don't care what happens to my hair. Yeah, I mean, um you do just have like a good haircut. I say I keep it easy. I nothing crazy. But for um uh the bachelor party, I'm getting I'm getting lines shaved into my head. I'm getting designs, bro. I'm getting designs. I'm not allowed to at work. I'm gonna do it for the party and then have to get that cut out. But I'm uh to at work for sure. Yeah, I can't do that at work. Can't have lines, but I'm gonna have lines for the party. For the bachelor party. Oh, the bachelor party. For that week. I cut them off that entire week. Oh, dude, you should do a whole thing. Like get it all you can't do that short. I'm not getting cornrows. No, not cornrows. I'm just saying all short, all design. That's insane. That is insane. That's insane. A maze in my head. Nah, it's just gonna be the side of the bottom. I'm looking at Cycle with a basketball jersey. A couple of lightning bolts on the side of my head. Yeah. That's what I mean. If I could have been if I could have been basketball jersey with lines on the side of my head, what a person. That would have been such a character. That would have been a character move, but I'm definitely getting lines shaved on the side of my head for the bachelor party. It's gonna be sick. And I think everyone should do something a little funny. A little character. A little not like you don't have to be a character, but just some a little pizzazzy usual thing. Because how many times do we get like a four-day weekend? True. No, okay. Okay. I think cornrows on unit would be sick. That's what I was saying. Like, or beads or something, dude. No, definitely braids. Cornrows. It would probably, I heard it hurts. Yeah, I know. How long is it? It's not long enough to grow my hair out. I'd love to do the Anakin braid. With the side? The one padawan? The one padawan. Yeah. Yeah, you don't have enough time for that. You don't have nearly enough time. You have to do something with your beard, bro. Chops just. Chops would be sick. Just like just shave the chin. Cut the chin. Cut the chin and just do the full fucking long dangly fucking chops. Long dangly chops would be sick. Beads in the chops would be sick. Beads in the chops. Beads in the chops. Beads in the chops. Yeah, you get some nice, like, you know, side down bead. Some side down beans Viking style. That would be sick. I would have known. I would have grown it out to fucking golem's length. He has bead length. He could do beads in the chops for him. Or you could just do beads in the beard. Jack Sparrow style. Yeah, classic of my. What's the other guy? Captain. Who's the guy here? Barbosa. Barbosa. So beads in his beard, though. He did in my mind. I could do a monk hairstyle, I guess. Bald up. Yeah, shape the top. Keep all just keep everything. Keep everything. You could just you could do monk. Do monk. Just keep the sides and shape your top. Yeah, that's what's it. That would be sick. So I could, yeah. That would be funny. It's the only time you could do it. Like, I'll just buzz the rest of it then after the weekend having the horseshoe would be so funny. I don't mean pop it off. I think your wife's not gonna be there. Nobody can do that. Yeah, rock it, yeah, rocking the horseshoe at the beach would be so funny. A 30-year-old. I mean, you would be like undercover as like somebody in their 40s. Yeah. As like a George Costanza type. Oh, yeah. And you have to just complain about things more. Like, I can't believe we're paying for this to go on the beach. The beach is everywhere. The beach is free. The beach will be free. You're just Larry Davis. Yeah. Yeah. That would be an easy one for me to do. That would be so easy. And it would, that would be what a payoff. Because I could also wear a hat. What if there's clubs with no hats? Dude, then you're rocking the freak you're rocking the horseshoe, baby. What are you trying to do? Trying to pick up chicks? Oh, yeah, exactly. Who cares? That's a little embarrassment. That's all. No, no, honestly, it's an embarrassment ritual. And it only will make you stronger. I'll have to shave every morning. It's a social experiment. Oh, dude, yeah, just buzz. Bick in the head. Bick the head? That's sick. That's sick. It will do it. You do it. Buzz on top. Yeah, buzz on top is great. Buzz on top long on the sides? That would be insane. Rocking the skulllet. Skull is sick, though. No, you guys say you don't. Ah, he's gonna listen to this. He's gonna get ideas. Do you need all them, brother? Uh yeah. Hey, all yours, brother. All yours. No, that's definitely necessary. That's a necessity. Mohawk? Like shaved mohawk? Like what you do the sides, keep the top, and then you just have to do it. You can do short sides to keep it uh. Yeah. Yeah, like you could do a braided mohawk. So when we come back, Viking Mohawk would be sick on you. You'd look so much tougher than you are. Yeah, you're in dire need of a haircut. I am in dire need of a haircut. It gives more options, though, right now. Yes, exactly. You do have the world. The world is your clam. The longer the hair, yeah, the clammier your hair. The clammier the clammier the situation, the clammier your world is. A Viking Mohawk could be cool. Viking Mohawk would be sick. Braided, braided thing down the top. I don't know if it's long enough to braid. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know how that works. I don't know. I say I'm not familiar with braids. I'm not a hair braider person. We'd have to get like Dell involved or Natasha involved. Natasha would be a good uh good. I would hope if you'd wash your hair before any woman touches. I would definitely uh yeah condition. There's roaches in there. Am I paying for the bees? Greasy bees. Am I paying for the bees? Yeah, but yeah, no, the the your hair is more open-minded. I fucking show up that morning and nobody did anything. And your hair is picked on the I'm just gonna bick the whole thing, man, if that happens. You could bick the whole thing. There's a cloud, there's a way out of all of this. There's an escape plan, there's an escape plan. And it's the beach. I don't think there's no hat clubs on the beach, bro. Yeah, dude. There's too many middle-aged clubs. Are we going to, dude? Almost none. Hopefully. Yeah, hopefully. Little secrets, probably. I don't even think we're going there. I think we're trying to pay no fucking cover charge to get in no fucking bar. I think there's going to be cover charges for everything. You think? Yeah. It is 4th July weekend, so it's I'm sure it's going to be a little bit extra than normally. Yeah, I think so. Some dude I work with whose brother owns property on that strip, so he knows a lot about it. I'll ask. Yeah, get a get the decent. See who we need to know to get the top notch. Hey, there's not just like some bars and shit. There's plenty of that. Like, you know, so what kind of thing? I really don't I'm not sure how much like bar scene we're gonna be rocking and rolling with. I don't know. I think the day that we're free, that Friday, where we go go-karting and then um uh bar hopping, that's gonna be the bar day. And then Saturday, I think, is 4th of July, and that's like just like we're cooking out and all hanging out together as a group. So ideally that's no bars, and then Sunday we leave. So I I think it's Friday's gonna be the only day we're gonna have to really contend with um uh freaking sneezing on your own. Oh, yeah, you're freaking sneezing up a storm over there. Did I tell you I do need you to come to me with that hotel just uh because I did an order for two people just in case? Oh yeah, no, dude, I definitely got it. It'll only let you check in if there's two people. I want to make sure we Nate has the option if you need it. Understood, understood. Thank you, thank you, thank you. No, that's huge, that's huge. But I say big brain moves. Big brain moves. You truly never know what that place could be a house of horrors. And hopefully it's not. But come 2, 3 a.m. You need to walk a few blocks. Maybe you're willing to walk a few blocks. Nate won't be. Nate will be asleep like a dog. We'll see. We'll see. I say that's why practice drinking now. You've gotta start practicing. Start hanging out with me after work. Come over, we'll slam five beers and just practice. And then you drive home. Yeah. Drive home. Yeah, that's the shitty part about practicing. You have to be fucked up for the biggest. No, you don't have this thing, you get a laptop. So much so much. It's a lurk liquid. You drank six beers yesterday, no problem. Because that's what we were doing. Exactly. That's what you do. Six beers. Well, it started with three light beers. And then we had two alligators. Ryan's a liar. No, it started with three. You had two. We went to that place from J. Grab our teeth. The gri Grimm's artisanal alcohols. Yeah, we had like two beers there or whatever. Six beers, yeah. You should be drunk. Yeah. And I was. Not me. I wasn't like. I wasn't like Nathan was trying to uh objectify his stomach. I'm just getting a power stance. And he'd be standing and then would trip over his own feet. I do that all the time anyway, bro. That's no. I don't know, but I guess I don't stand next to you enough in a position. But he's like, I'm just getting my power stance. Like, that's the most unpowerful stance I've ever seen. You just stumbled. That's why I gotta get it. No, that's because it's powerful because it keeps him guessing. Yeah, yeah. Like roots in the ground, dude. Yeah. You sway like the reed, dude. Sway. Yes. The power the oak may bend, but it will not break. Yeah, dude. Like the sapling in the swin wind. Exactly. I'm the sapling. I'm the sapling. People have said that many times. I'm also right there with you, mate. I think it'll be probably one beer per bar. Hey, y'all that's also do waters. I drink a lot of the water. Drink a ghetto water at the bar. Yeah, drink a ghetto water at the bar. Sip on water. You don't need to- You can't be out there in that heat without water. Some might say. Some might say that, others might not say that. I was like, I'm gonna be a problem. But that's alright. I just won't be a bigger problem than Golembesky, and that's all I need to do. I need to gauge where he's at and just be sober than him. Yeah. I don't think any of them else could be problems, really. If they are, I'll leave them on the sidewalk. Well, yeah. I mean, you have no loyalty to the other. The only allegiance I hold is with the people in this room and Golembesky. That's what I mean. And maybe Brandon, because I do like Brandon. But I don't think he's gonna be an issue. I don't think Brandon's gonna be an issue. And if he is, we'll poke holes in him. I'll string him along. But even but even then, dude, that might be also just uh But the other's too old to be fucking the wind, dude. Yeah, left to the wind. All of us are too old to be fucking. Exactly. I'll be like, alright, alright, alright, Craig, alright, we're putting you in the Uber. It's just the bathroom. Yeah. Alright, we'll see you at home, buddy. See you fucking never, bro. See you never drown him in the sink like a fucking salamander. Like a bad salamander. But like, I don't know. So like that's those are the variables, but like who knows? Yeah, I'm gonna be fun. Yeah, twisted off the perp. Yeah. It hasn't been too bad recently. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, of course. I mean, in my in my mind, yeah, of course, it's gonna be the two rhymes that are gonna be um It's gonna be Smash and Cag! It's gonna be Smash and Cag! King of the Ring action. Those are the evils I know. King of the Ring! Top of the rack, King of the Ring. Yeah, so That guy looked at me funny! I'm gonna fucking kill him! Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. Oh what? You think it's funny? You think it's funny that I got lines? You think it's funny my buddy has a horseshoe haircut? Yeah, it's real fucking funny, but you don't get to laugh about it. I cut the Nardward six, dude. I don't know what to tell you. I forget what that's called. There's a whole like degree of hair balding patterns. Yeah. The Nardwar 6? I like that. I'm out of three. Oh no. Last time I see Do you worry that if you bick the top, it might never come back. Nah, I don't think I'm back. You've you've shaved your head before. Yeah. But that would be. I only have the widow speak. All back here is good. Gang. Thank goodness. Knock on the card. The crown is gang, then that's pretty good. The crown is gang. The top of the pop is gang. It's gotta stop eventually. It's gonna stop right? Right? I mean, your dad has good hair. You guys will be fine. My dad has been bald for 30 years, so. But it's genetics, though. Who knows? That could just be that could just affect your pops. Your mom's Oh, if I had my dad's genetics, I'd be bald already. Yeah, exactly. So that's why I thought you got your mom's hair. Apparently we don't, because our mom's hair is shit balls. Like it's not, she has thin hair. I feel like I have more of like my mom's, our mom's hair, where it's it's very thin. I have thick hair like a lion. Yeah, you got a warrior. That's dad's hair, dude. I think you're the postman's kid. I don't think you're really you're a half-brother if that's a bowl of postman. Dad does have blue eyes, though, I guess. But nobody's blonde. That's gotta be a Danny thing, though, because I think Chris is. I don't know. If you get the blue eyes, that's recessive. Blonde hair is recessive, so like, you know, that shit can happen. I don't know. I don't like it though. Because you don't look like me, and that makes me like if you were in the litter when we were, you know, in the brood. We look so much alike that it's stupid looks very much alike. Never seen. People who say we don't look alike are clearly lying. Yeah, yeah. That happened recently, no? I feel like yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're like, you know. You think we're brothers, and they're like, No, I don't know. Well then you're then you're stupid. Yeah, we are. We are we are brothers. We're brothers at all. We are brothers of metal. That's normally what 90% of people say anyway. Yeah, think we're twins. Yeah, like old dude. Think you're older because I don't understand how people think you're older because you have longer hair. Longer hair does not equate to time. It takes longer to do that. Don't you know? Longer hair equates to time. Yeah. We've never cut our hair. That's how we know how old we are. Yeah, that's how we know we're older, right? Exactly. He has longer hair. It also probably is the guy who's like, Yeah, you know, we just chillin' on this one. I'm like, which one do you think what you're doing I could imagine a wild world where you both just have brown everything like you, and then you would look exactly the same. Yeah, if Nate was brown, maybe too much. Yeah, if Nate was drunk on the brown, yeah. Yeah, I don't think I would like it. Yeah, because then it would we we would need the hair differences, otherwise, we would look the same. If we both had the same cut, it would be annoying because we would look very much the same. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was God knew he couldn't make two of me, otherwise it would be too powerful. So you had to make a lesser, slighter. I would say, yeah, I don't know about that. No, I don't know about like if those athletes. Much lesser. Alright, and yes, I understand that. Okay. I mean, Nathan typically sought for features with the blue eyes, blonde. Yeah, well, Nathan is a natural athlete. He was made for greatness, he just never attained it. Yeah, because I don't need it, dude. That's true. That's the thing. If I'm uh yeah, if you were too you were you're Icarus, bro, but you didn't fly too close to the song. Can you imagine an Icarus if he didn't fly too close? Yeah, you can't open the colour. He would still be soaring to this day. He's just sitting on the ground. If he was just had but had the wings, yeah, I could fly if I wanted to. I just don't. The Ark of the Covenant remains unopened. The Ark of the Covenant remains unopened, is right. It's Pandora's box. You open up Pandora's box. Who knows what's gonna happen? Yeah, we don't want that. Nobody wants that. Exactly. That's why it's a classic of it's you know, the body swap. If I was in you, if we swap bodies, I could I would get you looking like a jacked uh Greek Adonis, you know, in a couple months, but I would come back and I'd feel like a rain. Oh my life! You come back very languished. There's so much so much diaper rag. So much diaper rack. I think that's a meaning. 90% diaper rack. 90% diaper rag. Did you eat something? Yeah, fucking chili that Ariel made. Just had so much fiber in it. Wish you would have brought some. I know, I forgot to bring some. And I forgot. It's looking to shit, I guess. I love chili. It'll make you shit, bro. Delicious. It'll make you shit. I just think it's kind of like. You said you had so much and how it's like fucking affecting your life in such a negative way. So I was like, I can't. Let me light alone, brother. Yeah. I'll get you some of you tomorrow. I'm gonna see you tomorrow for golf. What's the fiber in chili? Well, the beans. Bean beans is the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you shit your pants out. I shit four times yesterday in Brooklyn, which was a problem. Yeah, that's a problem because it's public. Yeah, I was sitting on so much piss toilets. I was sitting on and that's the thing, I would be like pissing, and I would piss on the seat, and then I'd like to think of fart was coming like that's gonna be a shit. I'm like, oh fuck. So I'd like crank the hose. You do your own worst nightmares, do a 180, and then sit on my own pissed seat. I'm like, uh you piss though. Yeah, well, like I know it's my own piss, so I just wipe the full badger. Wipe the full cheeks, yeah. But you're doing a full cheek wipe. And then what was the one bathroom once where you said there's no toilet paper in there? That was the fucking seven of um that was the first place that we I went to go piss in. Yeah, and then I got water, and there's that lady who didn't speak to us. Yeah, she didn't like what you what you were putting down because she knew what you wanted. Just to defile their boundaries. You did buy a bottle of water. Is that that bottle of water? Actually, yeah, it is. Yes, it is. We bought the nice water. Drink more water. I do need to drink more water. That's where you're at. Nice. No, that's the thing. You gotta start drinking more of this. We're training for the bachelor part, Nathan. I'm training just to see Steve next weekend. I have to kind of get in the right mindset. But I'm gonna see keep on. Steve on? Yeah. No, I just gotta be able to stay above him. Because Steve will get so fucked up, and I need to be the one to be like, alright, come on, buddy, let's go. But we can't both be just need to be more powerful than he is. I just need to be more powerful than he is at all times. Hey, boys better start training. It's gonna be a rough. We should set up a training day before. You need a couple training, like a couple training. What are you doing next weekend? Come hang out with me and Steve on Saturday. Your place? What are you doing? We're golfing, and then afterwards we're just drinking, so I'll let you know where we're going. Yeah, once I'm done golfing, I'll let you know. Yeah. And we'll just yeah, do a little drinking training camp. Alright. I'll plan my day around it. You should plan your day in the following day, Sunday, to recuperate, because you'll need it. Yeah. But I think I don't get too hungover anymore. Yeah, that's my problem. And the golf season helps me because I get a midday drink respite where like because I'll drink two beers on the course and then three beers at dinner. That's a five beer a day. Over multiple hours, but still, you know, just gotta just gotta keep it. Keep the poison in your system. Let you let you know what's going on. Let you know what's going on. Let you just be used to it. Build up that like natural immunity. It is a natural immunity. I mean, I've gotten fucked up many a times, but not too much anymore. That's what I mean. It's been a while, bro. I want to say years. I think the last time was that podcast we couldn't finish. We we had to pull off. And that wasn't even like that wasn't bad. Yeah, that wasn't even bad. And you don't get drunk bad anymore. To get out of control drunk is embarrassing as an adult now. Yeah, I mean that's what I'm saying. That is kind of being older, right? Is that you don't just drink until you're like, oh no, now I'm throwing up and like I'm a shell of a human being. No, that's not what you want. That's not what you want to do. Yeah, there's nothing fun about that. Yeah, I don't think I have responsibilities. Yeah, but it is it is fun to get a little loose and wild. Because like I will say there is something about standing up from a bar stool and being like, whoa. Yeah, it's been a while since for that. And you're like, one more. God, I'm really trying to think the last time I got drunk. It might be that day, which was two years ago. Two years ago. Maybe, yeah, maybe a little bit less, but something like it. I'll drank a decent amount, but I just spread it out over something. Uh you have off tomorrow? Uh yeah, but tomorrow's gonna be a busy day. For what? Uh just do stuff around the house. Oh, dude, you know how to make that not a busy day? Cronk. I'm fucking too hungover to do with that. Getting crunk. Cause I definitely as a thing. I started drinking at our cousin's thing. Yeah. I'm on the drink. I I do kind of have a problem. Cause one, I like yesterday, I was almost gonna hit up Golem Besky to be like, yo, what are you doing? Like when you got back? When I got back home, I'm like, yo, what are you doing? But I'm like, nah, I just gotta go to bed. You're crazy. But yeah, it was that I was like, ah, because I at the whole the drive, like, I was cause I had water and Red Bull for that last like two hours of the show. Yeah. So I had sobered up, drove back, and like the drove drive woke me back up. That was like a two-hour experience that you know you were driving back home. Yeah, so I'm like, oh like I could go. I was like midnight. I'm like, what's he doing? I'm like, nah, nah, I'm not gonna hit him. He's probably first of all, he's probably not doing anything, nothing I would want to join either. Or, you know, he's already asleep. I don't know why, because they were sick, I think, last week and I wanted to hang out with them. But I was I was like, once I say it is one of the things where once I start cranking, it's hard to stop. It is hard to stop. It's hard to stop putting them down. Just cause because I because I like being in the pocket. I don't go over, but I like keeping it out throughout the night. That's a fun. Just to be able to just like drink until three in the morning and be like, all right. Night must end. Never. The night must end. Night must end, but then the new day arrives. A new day for drinking. That's what that we're gonna get there Thursday, and you'd be a fool to drink yourself out on Thursday. And I'm not gonna do it on Thursday. I'm not I've you're a fool to do it. I'm gonna maybe have a dozen beers max. And then but I'm also gonna hydrate. Yeah, and that's that's honestly the key. If you take care of yourself along with drinking, dude, because nine times out of ten, it's just you're drinking. You didn't eat, you didn't eat an empty stomach, or you're not and you haven't consumed anything of you know, sustenance. Sustenance, and also I will be honest, you guys don't have to worry about it because you guys aren't monsters with or without a significant other. Ariel's gonna be there, that's gonna be a huge governor. On my phone. Oh yeah. She'll be like, why are you being this way? I'm like, We are gonna have a good time. No, no, she's fun. I have I have fun with Ariel. I've dealt with that enough. Yeah, she knows the trick. I might have to have a Dr. Jekyll potion. Flask of the Geeker Flask. I'm becoming the monster! He's drinking the serum! The serum! I need my power! No time! That's like, isn't it the what's that movie where it's like the seven or the interesting gentleman's club or the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, because Dr. Jekyll, or yeah, Dr. Jekyll is like, he's like, when he wants to go Hulk, he drinks the serum, but still, Mr. Hyde, he has control of Mr. Hyde. He dies early in the movie. He's like dies in the first like ten minutes of the movie. Does he? No, he doesn't. I don't think he does. Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde, yeah, dude. They fight in the clock tower, they cut his arm off, and he falls off the clock tower and dies. No, and then they capture him in the Nemo, and he's like, and then he turns into the Dr. Jekyll. Yeah. He comes back. Yeah, he misremembered Nathan. Classic misremembering name. I've watched that movie too many times. I love that. It's a good movie. It's the movie that made Sean Connery stop acting. Why is that? It was the last movie he was ever in. Was he Nemo? This is the perfect role. Yeah, he was Alexander Quartermane. Quartermane indeed. Dude, the fuck is that? Exactly. I'm not saying I do like the literary callbacks of that movie, but I watched it too young. I haven't re-watched it. I saw a clip of the Jet Jekyll and Hyde, which is what made me remember that part. But that's why I'm going to become Mr. Hyde. I might have that. If I had on my head Jekyll and Hyde shaved into my head. And I love that. That would be definitely a choice. Highlies like graffiti and graffiti and Jekyll and Hyde. Who are you right now? Yeah. It might just if I just did Doctor and then Hyde. I just do Dr. Pepper and Dr. Dr. Pepper. That's funny. The barber's like, what the fuck? Exactly. Because I would have to go. I couldn't go to Great Clips for that. I'd have to go to like an actual barber who's going to straight razor my head to make Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde. But Dr. Pepper is pretty good. Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde's pretty good. I like that. That's pretty good. I would do Dr. and then like a chili pepper. Why Dr. Pepper? Because it's the only doctor you thought of. Yep. Absolutely. It's a fictional doctor. Dr. Mario. Nah, not Mario. That's the one. Dr. Pepper. Nah, Dr. Pepper gets respect from the streets. You got Dr. Pepper on the side of your head. People are going to- That's a conversation piece. And then they see the other side. Mr. Hyde. Because then I'm a monster. I'm a monster. That's the goofiest thing. Yeah. That makes it makes absolutely sense. That's good. That's good. That is what you want. You gotta write that down because you don't want to forget that. I won't forget that, Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde. Show up with a bandana if we're gonna do reveals. Reveals. I will I'll wear a hat for sure. Yeah. And then pop it off. Because I'm keeping the mullet. It's gonna be the mullet with the sides, sides, and Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde. That might be it. Unless I come up with something much more hilarious, but I don't think it's gonna be much better than that. Yeah, no, that's pretty tough. That's pretty tough to be. Yeah, it's pretty tough to beat. Unless I can get some portraits on the side of my head. Portraits would be good. That's what I'm saying. It might already cost you more than you think it's gonna cost you to have this done. I'm willing to pay $60 for them to put Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde on my side on my shape up on the side. We're gonna have to go Dr. Pepper one day and then get the Mr. Hyde next week. It's gotta be the same week because then after it's a one-week gag because I cannot go into work with Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde the side of it. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like the day so it looks fresh for the weekend and because it will grow out and look shitty immediately. And ideally, I'd like to grow out so that I can get like a zero and just shave the sides of my head. But yeah, I'm trying to think of who another funny doctor would be. I don't know. Or even just like a Mr. Like it's good, because then if you it needs to be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. It needs to be Mr. Hyde to make any sense. To make any sense. You can't have Dr. Doctor could be any Dr. Pepper and like Mr. Ed. Like that makes no fun. That's just a good thing. Yeah, those are two just a healthy what is this guy on? Yeah, then you have to explain. Then you have to explain it. Alright, so stay with man. And stay with him. Initially Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde. But then I'm like, but then at the bottom like I saw a clip of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on Instagrams. Yeah, nah. Because you can explain to Dr. Pepper easily enough. Yeah. I think we should all do this. I think that's gonna be funny, and know who will appreciate it more than anyone in the world? Our favorite retard himself, Mr. Golombeski. Yeah, no, I'm sure we'll get texts to say don't, don't, don't if he hears it. Too bad. Too bad. Oh, dude, because the look on Amanda's face when all the picture are rune would be like hats or no hat. I'm gonna take my hat off for this one in bad. I'm excited for my hat taking this one off. He nade's got the freaking kind of beads in his hair. You got the freaking jail. You got the freaking potion in your hand. The potion. Just Dr. Pepper. Yeah. Dr. Pepper in a glass flask. It depends when the picture's taken, I guess. Yeah, I could get definitely get a I need a glass flask that has a cork of like a we can get some sort of smoking liquid that's drinkable. Yeah. If you pour into a beaker. Yeah, it has to definitely. If I I'll definitely get a beaker. Yeah, we'll uh we'll do some shitty science experiment. I'll get a few beakers off of Amazon with wooden corks I can put on them so I can pop them. That is some man of a thousand gimmicks right there. Yeah, what can I say? It is fun. If it's for the bit, it's always worth it. For the bit's worth it. Yeah, definitely always worth it. Sweating my fucking cock off. I don't know how you wear hats all the time, man. Really? I always animated. I am animated. Nate always Nate was wearing like a hood, like a sweater and a jacket at the show. I had to do a coat check. I was sweating my dick off at that show. They got a little hot after a bit, like especially when it was up front, but like, you know, it wasn't that bad. You rocked and rolled it. Nothing was hotter than that. Fuck yeah. Was it nowhere near as hot as that uh that chat show was? Yeah, that chat show was. That was liquid, bro. I was jumped in a pool. Not even to mention that I was just covered in beer at the back. Yeah, there was a lot of beer getting thrown around. That's as close as I thought I had a heat stroke that day. Because we were beaching. We were beaching. It was hot as fuck. It was just fans in there, no AC because it was hot as acid. I remember walking to that pizza place where they had AC, and I was sitting down like, oh my god, I don't feel fucked up. Oh, yeah, not drunk. Dehydrated. I just felt dehydrated. Something could be wrong. And then I'm which will be the key for the beach weekend as well. We have to. A brother in need is a brother indeed. We have to be like, all right, we drinking our waters, folks. Are we staying hydrated? Are we eating? Because otherwise, there's gonna be men down at like 3 p.m. And that's gonna be lame. Can't have that. Can't have that as right. Yeah. Yeah, that's the other thing. Like I'm thinking like for myself, maybe like, would it be worth like bringing some snacks, dude? Just in case. Like bringing some uh there's there's like corner markets and stuff. Like we're not in desolate areas. I'm sure they're bringing stuff, right? They're bringing food too. I don't know what kind of snacks you need, but there's gonna be stuff there. Like you'll be able to get eggs and bacon last time. Yeah, you'll be able to grub hub. You'll be able to there's gonna be food. I think we made like a not too bad something last time we were over there. Things were taken care of, yeah. Things were taken care of, like food was fine. Okay. Like a pot roast or something. A pull right? At the time. Yeah, anything's good when you're drunk. Yeah. Well, we didn't get into Zamrock. I'm not getting into it. No, I do have a pin, so I guess we got another 10 minutes left. Oh yeah, we can we can play it out. Play it out. Play it out. Play the hits. Play the hits. Do we even have any hits? Yeah, what are the hits? I'm the inspector. There you go. That's a hit. That's something you're known to say. That's a quote from you. You definitely said that. Uh well, that's about all the hits we have, and that's okay. No, one hit wonders, do you know I don't know. I think maybe I'll give how many weeks is it until that day? Well, it's like on the 4th of July now, so what we're in pretty much it's almost June and this week, so five weeks. If I can get drunk two out of those five weeks, which sounds like a lot for me. I mean, again, dude, it's just it's a lot of work. It's not just like, oh dude, I like it takes a while. It's like what it's not like just taking a hit of it. That's what I'm saying. That's so easy. It's not work if you love what you do. Yeah, yeah. Like, well, man, like just take a few shots and just be like, Oh, no, you just have some cat have some casual drinks. Like, that's the thing. These go down. I don't know why it's easy to drink this in water, but it is. It's not, I don't know about that. Because then when I'm drinking them, it's like I'm kind of like thirsty and then end up just drinking the water, dude. Or then, yeah, and now I'm like, I've had too much liquid. Yeah, no, I'm like, oh, I do gotta press a lot. You gotta do gotta press a lot. I'm gonna go back to my beer. Uh I say you don't you're not a drinker, and I respect both of you for that. That's just something that I can't like you can't I don't like. Obviously, you don't just don't have that dog in you, but you need to get the dog into it. I need to get that liquid. Train it, train it a little bit. You just gotta give it one day out there. That's all I'm that's all we're really gonna do. I gotta give it one day. I gotta give it my best. Whatever. Friday? Friday. Friday's the day you gotta give it. Yeah. I can do one day. Yeah, but it's gonna. I don't think you're gonna be able to realize it. Saturday's gonna be fucked. Saturday will be fucked. But if you practice now, that's what I'm saying. Friday will not five weeks. Friday will get drunk two out of the five weeks, I think. Next weekend I got you. Okay. This week could do it today. Today is another day. Then you already got your two in early. You get a third one for extra credit. Third in for extra credit. I don't feel like getting drunk. I could definitely get drunk. Drunk. You've already had two drinks. Another three, and you'll be buzzed. And that's really what we're going for is in the pocket. Thursday, Saturday is the buzz. Friday is the drunk. Friday is the drunk. Yeah, yeah. I would say Friday is the fucked up, which is that bridge I need to cross, which I have not let myself cross. How much alcohol? How much liquor you got at the house, Nate? I got a bunch of liquor at the house. Liquor, let's get fucked up today. It's only freaking It's gonna be eight. We get fucked up. You get fucked up with liquor in two hours, you'll sober up by ten. What? It's eight. Get fucked up. Yeah, I said fucked up with liquor. Well, I've we could get power hour, do a power half hour with quarter shots. Oh my god, we it would hurt. Shots. Quarter shots. Yeah, but I say they get hurts. Like, why does it gotta hurt though? Yeah. Because nothing worth having. Yeah, I don't like weed at all. Weed is not fun for me. Well crazy coming in. It is crazy. Dude, turn weed into beer in your head. Yeah, well, no, that's what that's where I was at when we were at that um uh the pot fest. I like I was getting contact. I'm like, and I felt bad. And I was like, Well, and I didn't bitch and moan about it. No, you're no, but I was I was have my head hurt. You did I was getting spinny. You did bitch your liver. It's like this place stinks. Yeah, I never said that. Dylan Jagger was saying that place was uh only selling THC A or something, that's why it was legal or something. Who knows? Okay. Said the guy who said selling wet. Yeah. I got wet. We should have got wet from him. Uh that would have been cool. I would have done that. Missed opportunity to see if it's written misconnection. Maybe try MDMA for not wet, it's PCP. PCP. That would be try a little bit of freaking get geeked out a little bit. Get a little geeked, lose a little bit of skin on my face. You don't need all of it. We got a lot of it. Especially if there's bugs on it. There's holes in it. It's a one and done, you know? Come on. Yeah. Now, after after this, we'll do a power half hour of this cool one that me and Steve saw where it's like horror movie trivia, too, where it like plays an opening scene. You gotta guess what it is. And if you fuck it up, you drink? No, just every 15 seconds you drink. But it's just like 15 seconds. I've never eaten all day. I'm gonna have a little bit of lasagna, though. Have a little bit of lasagna. If you haven't eaten all day, that's why you were so tired. Don't blame the liquor on your tiredness. Or the hardcore show on your tiredness. You were you didn't have breakfast? No, I never eat breakfast. Bro. That's the problem. And he wonders why he looks like this. He doesn't take care of himself. Most important meal of the day. And no lunch here. You didn't get a lunch break at work? What'd you do at lunch break? What'd you do? Look at your phone? Drink water, look at my phone. See, that is that that's wild. I understand the breakfast. You need lunch. Two meals missed? That's why he's a not that easier thing, you've just been. He's a nocturnal eat. Yeah, yeah, normally he's eat like a large one. He's a creature of night. One large meal a day. He's like the owl. He's the owl. It's the prey and he's a night prey. And like an anaconda, dude. I don't think anaconda is only in there. I think only I think most reptiles. No, dude, like a snake, bro, eats like once a month. Yeah, I agree with it. Because their digestive system is so slow. Yeah, I wish it could be like that. That'd be nice. That would be nice. I eating is an inconvenience. It is a chore. I agree with you. It is a chore. I do enjoy food. Did you not enjoy that the food we had at the end of the day? That's what I'm saying. I do I enjoy the flavors of food, but like I wish I didn't need to eat to have to live. To have to live. But you do though. Yeah, you do. You just gotta pack a lunch, bro. To drink water and phone for lunch is disgusting. That's brat lunch, bro. Brat. I'm in that snood life, dude. Yeah, you're you're living brat life, bro. Nights of brat life. You're literally like one of those, you're a slut dog. I'm like Zendaya, dude. Yeah, you are Zendaya. That is that would be a Zendaya lunch. That's brat lunch, bro. What I'm just on my water and Instagram. Yeah, exactly. Some people feed their mouths, I feed my mind. Are you at the are you an Instagram guy? I do go on Instagram at my uh work break. Yeah. I've been trying to get on it more because there's some good videos, but it says no one ever. Trying to get on Instagram more. It's an insane thing to say. Maybe not in his Instagram, heard there's some good stuff on there. Trying to use it, but it's hard to use. But it's hard to use on use my phone. Good. Yeah, not good, honestly. Yeah, good. You shouldn't be using your phone. That's why I miss text, so I'm like. Not on it. Good, bro. That's why you're the most plugged-in one in the world. You're like plugged into the ground, into the roots. Yeah, I guess. That's why you're going horseshoe. Monk's dad is. You're gonna have to sunscreen your head though. Yeah, you will. She'll get burned. Which won't be funny. That'll be a funny prop too. Really heavy layered sunscreen on top. I kind of just want to go red for a little bit, because I'd turn out just beautiful brown if I let myself go red. Brown top? I think your scalp is gonna be sucked to be sunburned. Because hair is gonna be growing in it, bro. That's gonna suck. Yeah, no, you're not gonna want to do that, bro. You're not gonna wanna do that, brother. You're not gonna wanna do that. Like a 15 or something. I don't honestly I don't know what your scalp looks like, bro, but I know my scalp is sensitive to the motherfucker, so. How do you do that? Because I need to use head and shoulders. I heard head and shoulders makes it work. Yeah, the head and shoulders, head and shoulders is bullshit. But I'm uh it does, it did stop my dandro. It stops it. If you use it every day, it's good. Yeah, it says for daily use, but apparently the chemicals in there are bad for you. Yeah, and it makes it worse. I don't know. Like I I don't have dandro anymore. I used to have flakies, I'm not flaky anymore. Why would Troy Palomalo lie? Exactly. Spokesman. Spokesman. It used to be some kind of position for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He has fantastic hair. It's all CGI now, I imagine. Treatment. Who gives a fuck? I'm the this was a bad topic. And with that, folks, we're at our time. Thank you for listening to UTH Podcast Ryan. More hair tips, follow us on uh Instagram. Follow us on Instagram. Email us. I'm gonna s I'm tired. I want to start putting songs at the end because I enjoy a song at the end of the podcast. Start emailing me with what you want to listen in the song. I'll give you a shout out and play your song if you want anything you want, folks. Um uh email email us at the uth podcast at gmail.com. And with that, folks, good night.