Carrying Cord: A USF Football Pod
Carrying Cord: A USF Football Pod
Bowling with Biff (Charlotte Preview)
Send us whatever is on your mind.
One game stands between USF and eternal greatness, or maybe just like a bowl game, but that's still cool. The guys discuss all things bowling; splits, spares, strikes...find out if they predict USF throws a gutter ball this weekend at Ray J. Also go to the game!
Hey, red, you, you wanna go bowling this weekend?
Track 1:Yeah, man, I just got my balls polished. I've always got my shoes in my trunk. Where you wanna go? Splitsville pin chasers.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Uh, red, you know I love knocking around some pins, but I'm talking about USF playing in a bowl game.
Track 1:Oh, sorry. It's been a while. Forgot that. That's like a thing, but maybe bowling after the season though.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh yeah. It is carrying cord and we are leaving it all out here for what could be our final episode of the season. I'm Puka
Track 1:and I'm red. Yeah. If it's anything like last year, if we end with a loss, don't expect a recap.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Well, to be fair, last year we did actually record a recap after UCF. We just never found the motivation to post it, and I, I feel like that's exactly what's gonna happen here.
Track 1:Definitely. So if you like the podcast and you don't love USF football, just cheer for a win anyways.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah,
Track 1:Uh, I think that's a very, that must be a very select segment of our audience, but
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:It's like two people and one of'em is on the Caring Cord Group chat. that's, yeah, I mean, it's tough. We're we're running outta steam here at the end of the season. It probably showed in the last episode,
Track 1:It did, we're we're reaching the end of our rope and patience with our software and with each other. uh, when started, when stuff started fucking up and just like me stuttering around over here, we just were like, fuck it. Post it. Can't fix it. It's taking too long. Got lives shit to do.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:just send it, man. I'm in bed. I don't give a fuck what it sounds like. No one's listening to it anyway, but
Track 1:you're this close to getting the uncircumcised version, this close. We're almost there,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:a couple weeks ago they were like this close to just getting the outline and now they're um, yeah, just this close to getting just really the unedited whatever version.
Track 1:Yeah.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:So, but I mean, that is what it is. People have expectations for this pod. I don't know why they shouldn't expect us to talk about bowl predictions this time. I'm not even getting into that mess
Track 1:No, not yet. There's plenty of time for that if we get the win. we recorded the last episode on Monday. Yeah. People's expectations of when these episodes are recorded and come out, but,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:yeah.
Track 1:uh. Even though he probably didn't get it till Wednesday, I think, and that's when we're recording this episode too. But we recorded the last episode on Monday and got to listen to Go's Presser and so he confirmed a lot of what our podcast went over about the turning point with the third and 14. Uh, right before half talking about the three and outs for offense being such killers. And just for you, he even mentioned that special teams was not doing enough, that being Being a net neutral wasn't good enough. They needed to be Make an impact plays. So
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:coach go If you are listening to this, because I at this point just know that you are, send us a message. I'll come be on the sideline, help you out. Because apparently we know what the fuck we're talking about. We don't know how to fix it. We know what we know what's wrong.
Track 1:pka can be your designated, uh, ref Flipper offer. He's
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh gosh. I have experience. I've done it plenty of times.
Track 1:Coach Go's biggest point, and I echo this all about getting fans in the stands this weekend for senior night, chance to get a bowl game.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah.
Track 1:people got nothing else to do on the holidays. You don't wanna be with your family. Get into the stands on Saturday.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:there's no reason not to be there. I don't know if that's a double negative or not, but get to the fucking game. What else are you doing? Come on now. It's a senior night. It's the last home game of the season. It's the last regular season game, and, and you'll notice that I'm saying regular season on purpose. It's deliberate. a little bit of wishful thinking.
Track 1:did release also the seniors who will be honored, uh, on senior night.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:All right. Is this,
Track 1:guys.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:is this, so this list that you posted here, this is a screenshot from your phone.
Track 1:uh, it's actually a screenshot from someone else's phone on the Bulls pen, which I have. Then co-opted into our outline. Yes.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Okay? But you, you really need to charge your phone
Track 1:Whoever it is. Yeah.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:whoever that is. 12% is not it, man. Plug that thing into a charger, and it's an Android too. Take care of your battery. The 16 guys, some interesting names on there. Some names that I'm not too stressed about losing. I am gonna, I'm gonna miss Matt Hill.
Track 1:I think we'll circle back to this again if there's more to talk about this season, all of these guys laid it on the line for the university, not trying to diminish their contributions at all, but not a lot of starters necessarily that we're losing. We're not losing a lot of production
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:No,
Track 1:if we're looking towards next year.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:I mean, the only folks I see on here that are starters are Michael Brown, Stevens, Braxton Clark, Daquan Evans, Donovan Jennings. I don't even know if Mata afa. I think he took some starts.
Track 1:he, he started in the Navy game.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah.
Track 1:Jonathan Ross. good rotation. Your boy t Max Simpson Littlejohn has
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:yeah, he took some,
Track 1:seemed to been around too much recently.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:no, but he did have a touchdown,
Track 1:I do like they have Trey Marsh in here as well, getting, getting his degree, getting honored.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:yeah. That's awesome. That is some good stuff,
Track 1:reminder to circle back to this though,'cause there's a lot of names that aren't on this list is who we want to talk about more,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:That's the truth.
Track 1:just
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah. We're not doing that here, but what's up? What is this, what is this potentially gonna be for us?
Track 1:beyond just honoring the seniors and bowl game, a lot of other little mementos on the line this weekend, it could possibly the hundredth win at Raymond James Stadium for USF.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:In our history, there should be some sort of like deal, like a free dance at Mons or something.
Track 1:it's already, uh, fan appreciation day. So they're giving out all, they're giving a car away, I think, and all kinds of other shit.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:A car.
Track 1:Yeah,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:It's probably a Hyundai. I. Those aren't doing too great these days. Make sure you get one of those clubs. Yeah. Make sure you get a club. Atkins is going for a thousand yards. He's gonna get it
Track 1:it needs a hundred. A hundred. Exactly. I think you can do it. They'd be our first thousand yard receiver ever.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh, a walk-on ladies and gentlemen.
Track 1:and then Byron Brown is going for both, single season passing. Yardage record for USF and also going for 3000, is it within the realm of possibility, and he would be our first 3000 yard passer as well.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:you think he'll, you think he'll release a flute album and change his name to Byron 3000?
Track 1:hope so.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:guess that would be awesome. It's do or die time baby. Whatever's happening. We gotta play for the right to keep playing. But I mean, this is, this, is it winning in
Track 1:Winning in practically a playoff, if you will. And look, we're not a good football team. We're ranked 110 after the UTSA loss. I don't think we're getting out of the triple digits.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Probably not.
Track 1:But that's not what the season's about. We get to show some tangible improvement, get to keep playing some extra bowl practices, all of that. We just gotta go beat Charlotte, who's a shittier team than we are objectively. But that doesn't mean they can't beat us, but they are a shittier team
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:you for the caveat. Um, and we both had this at the beginning of the season as a win. I. So that, that was our rapid fire season prediction. They haven't gotten better since the beginning of the season, that's for sure. just something about this USF team makes me, makes me itchy. Have we ever played them before? I,
Track 1:We have not, they are the Charlotte 49 ERs. They're a first time opponent. If you're confused by the 49 ERs, they're a different team than the San Francisco 49 ERs.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:thanks for clarifying that.'cause some folks at home might be confused. The 49 ERs, I guess there's some sort of like mining thing or something.
Track 1:Yeah, the old Gold Rush
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh,
Track 1:There's a connection between
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:whoever's doing
Track 1:Gold and then something in San Francisco. Same thing with banking. It's
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:who? Well, we don't like bankers. Whoever's doing this, the, those men. I just, I thought about it.'cause I thought they have like a little mine in the, the a mine thing with the Charlotte sign on a cart.
Track 1:Just a bull running down The
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:No, it's just like a, it's just a player just walking the mine. Like why is he down in the mine? What's he doing down there? That's not safe. OSHA would have a shit
Track 1:lung disease,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:sense. And then like the last one. just had a big dude stand in the middle of Ray J with owls flying around him. Who's making these?
Track 1:for a guy who doesn't have Twitter, you sure do see a lot of these graphics
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Kay sends this shit to us. I can't get away from it. It's, yeah, it's like that case of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea. It's like I
Track 1:you're bi.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:coming back.
Track 1:You're bitching about the graphics. You're just a Twitter regular. There's people all, there's a war the other week about how we reused a graphic between UTSA and some other Texas team or something.'cause there's a background of a desert. I don't know
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:I am
Track 1:bitches about everything. We're people bitching about how it's rivalry week and we're playing Charlotte instead of
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Who's like They've only had a team since 2008. You know, like another no name team. Yeah, I get it. It's'cause I am the fans. I am the typical USF fan. That's why I'm here on this pod.'cause I'm, I didn't bring anything to this except for the ship ery that all of these fans are known for
Track 1:But quite frankly, I don't give a fuck look. If they started their team in 2008, they had their first FBS football game in 2019. I don't care if you're not excited to play Charlotte, be excited for
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:yeah.
Track 1:and be happy that it's a team we might win against on Saturday. We can worry about strength of schedule and quality opponents next year when maybe we're a winning team. But right now we're just fighting and clawing working our ass off just to become a winning team. So I'll take as easy as schedule as we can get
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:just to get a eligible and listen, they're a three and 18. But we are only favored by six. So I mean, that tells you something.
Track 1:And quite frankly, throw out the line this week. I don't give a fuck if we cover. we just gotta win. Find any way to
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah. I mean that three and eight, they're two and five in the conference. Who was so bad in the conference?
Track 1:They beat Tulsa and ECU, both the dregs of the conference, but kind of not that far below us and certainly not far, you know, about equal to Charlotte. Both of those games were strangely on the road. So two conference road wins for Charlotte, giving them a little confidence as they come into our house again.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Okay,
Track 1:looking at some common opponents they lost to Memphis Rice, FAU, and Navy. We beat two of those four, so,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:us. But by transitive properties.
Track 1:exactly, exactly. You're following the math. And quite frankly, they have nothing to play for. They were abysmal verse rice last week and their last home game. they're going on the road. What do they, what do they want to come down here for? Nothing.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:mean, it is Florida. Charlotte is a shit show. I don't live far from there. They also don't have anything to lose
Track 1:It's fair. That is a, that's a dangerous proposition. look, they've, they've fucked around. They've been in some games. the Tulsa win they had was an overtime game, just a couple weeks ago. They went to overtime against Memphis. Ended up losing,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Hmm,
Track 1:They played Memphis closer than we did.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:that's true.
Track 1:but then I just can't get over. Last week, man. Last week against Rice, they only had 158 total offensive
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Nice.
Track 1:Their lone TD was off of a turnover at the three yard line, so a three yard drive. And even on that drive, they went backwards to the 12 before
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:they actually scored. So wait a second. They got the turnover at the three, so I didn't get it, the three yards over the, the goal line before. That's awesome.
Track 1:correct?
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:That's awesome.
Track 1:Yeah. But look, after a performance like that, do they come fired up, ready to not end their season? On that note, wanna prove that they're a better team. Got a lot of guys probably playing for
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:what?
Track 1:pride and wanting to be contributors to that football team down the road, trying to prove to their coach who they are, or they just fat on Turkey,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:fat on Turkey,
Track 1:to quit. Wanna wanna go home?
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:coach though, he's, he's, he's kind of a trip. This guy Biff
Track 1:Yeah. First year head coach Francis Spiff. Pgy
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Po. I think it's Poey.
Track 1:He probably wants to be called Poey, so I'm going
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Pgy. get on the potty. pgy.
Track 1:he's a longtime high school coach. I think he was at St. Francis or something like
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Okay.
Track 1:but more recently, he was a Michigan assistant for three years, and most importantly, a Jim Harbaugh's
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Ooh. Ah. Interesting. We don't know about that.
Track 1:He is a Funny looking guy though. Just his game day attire, his whole attitude. Blue collar I guess, to the core, but he basically shows up in cargo shorts and a cutoff T-shirt for sideline
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Uh, that's what I wear to work, uh, government. He's got some, he, he's, he's rough around the edges.
Track 1:He looks like if Chris Farley were doing an SNL sketch about being a football coach. How you address as a
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:you're gonna be calling plays from a van down by the river. Alright, Biff, calm
Track 1:and he, he probably uses those classic Biff quotes as well from back to the future. I don't know.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah.
Track 1:Seems like he'd stick
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Maybe like,
Track 1:running around, calling
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:what are you looking at? Butthead? Hello? Hello? Anybody home? McFly.
Track 1:I can just picture of doing that as the player's like stretch and he just comes up, grabs him around the helmet, giving him a fucking
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:A Noie. Hello. Hello. We got it on the three. Anybody home, gosh, is an idiot.
Track 1:uh,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Piff. Who are their players? Who are they bringing?
Track 1:I honestly don't know. I, I researched their offense and there just isn't much to off of their starting quarterback. Has been QB number 11, Drexler Ivy.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:that's a cool name.
Track 1:Uh, but his season completion ratio is near 50%. He's got twice as many ints as touchdowns.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:cool.
Track 1:And then I went and looked up his career highs for one game, just in case for giving him a bar. He's
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:That's best to know him here. Yeah.
Track 1:It's really not that high. He's, uh, career high passing is 277
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Okay.
Track 1:so we could keep him under 300 and still give
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:It's still 2 78.
Track 1:And he is never had more than one passing touchdown in a game. So just two would be a career
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:I gotta imagine that they, that every quarterback's coach sits down with a guy before they get to this game and is like, all right, man, everything else is, it's just pushed outta your mind. This is the game where you break records. This is it. You, you are gonna get out there and you're gonna Tom Brady, this shit Get ready. He's like, yeah, I, I could do it.
Track 1:yeah. But then they'll probably fuck with us and they got another quarterback. He be number four, Jalen Jones. He's more their Russian quarterback. They've used them both in every game. Drexler's definitely been heavier usage, but I wouldn't be surprised if we get to this one. They just completely flip it around and nothing loose. and then their most potent weapon recently has been running back number 38, Hassan Wilson. He's only played two games in his career, the last two, and, but he appears to be the running back number one now. He had, almost 200 yards rushing and three touchdowns against Memphis and then got another 20 touches or something against rice, but did not get the yardage this time.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Well that's
Track 1:receiving wise, they don't really seem to have a go-to guy. They spread it around. There's not a lot of
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:you're gonna, they're gonna spread that shit like country crock. Lemme tell you what, again, it is secondary. It's going to be smooth, which takes us into what do we need to see to beat potentially the worst team on our schedule that's gonna look like the best team that's ever played.
Track 1:We gotta dominate. We gotta copy the game plan from Temple'cause it was the same situation. Pretty much go out, get an early leave this time, just don't go to sleep. after the first quarter, keep your foot on their throat, keep doing everything you're doing.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:So don't do what we did against UTSA.
Track 1:Correct? Copy and paste the first quarter of the last two games for the full four quarters
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:That's like when you, when you start writing a paper for school and you get a really good introduction, but then you kinda, you lose the shit. You lose the plot until you get to the conclusion and you just repeat yourself a couple times. Broken sentences, drop passes, you know? You know how it goes.
Track 1:I do, but most of our people don't write papers anymore. That's what chat GP t's for, bro.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:I tell you what. I don't know anything about chat. GPT, get off my lawn, get off my fucking
Track 1:I wonder if Chat GPT could write us some
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:I wonder if chat GPT could record this bitch. I'm over it. What do we have to do on offense?
Track 1:We're almost to the finish line, man. We're almost there. Establish our will. We got out. There's shitty ass defense. There's shitty ass offense too, but we gotta out
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Mm-Hmm.
Track 1:'em. We gotta be able to establish the run. I know we hate seeing zero two yard runs up the middle, but if we can get that going somehow, just opens everything else up and then hit the easy stuff, then we can hit bombs all day on'em. Keep your focus out there. No drops. We had six drops last week.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:that is drive killer right there. It gets you behind the sticks. Stop with the drops. Stop drops.
Track 1:Stop, drop and roll. Biggest coaching point though. What I want, maybe this is asking a lot. No. Three and
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Um, sorry bud.
Track 1:if, you start, if if we get to a third down Right at, you know, opening the drive. I'm sure we're gonna get to third
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah.
Track 1:I'm saying just th three and out. I wanna see urgency. I wanna see intensity on that. Like if we go three and out the game's over is what I want guys to be playing. Like they're
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh, I, I was like, yeah, if we go three and out, the game is over'cause that's what's gonna happen. But you're saying I want you to act like this is like someone is waiting on the sideline with a bazooka to shoot you in the face.
Track 1:Right, exactly. And I don't know, maybe it has to do with. The rate that we go for it on fourth downs. The guys just don't feel that
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:pressure.
Track 1:the pressure to, to perform on third down, we're like, oh, well we got another down. You know, I wanna see us act like the world is literally gonna end if we don't convert that first down and fight
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:This third down is renewable energy. Make it happen.
Track 1:And finally, on offense trust, trusting Byron Brown.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh,
Track 1:Let it all hang out there. Let him run whenever he wants. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:let'em swing the dang, let him do it. Let him just out there and, and do whatever he needs to run the ball. Throw the ball. Let him get to 3000. He's having a, he's having a career season
Track 1:There you go. Defense,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:defense.
Track 1:what can we say?
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:I, I, one word. Yeah. Tackle is one. That's it. Can we get You don't have to do anything else. Jesus.
Track 1:Make them drive the ball. Don't give up the easy scores, please God. No. 85 yard touchdown where a guy doesn't get
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah, just wide open. God only knows where the secondary's at.
Track 1:Just limit explosive plays. I tried hard to research and find a touchdown that we gave up without giving like where a team just drove the field on us. And this kind of, it's a shitty stat because it just shows how vulnerable we are to the explosive play that teams don't need to drive the field on us. But I was trying to find an instance where a team literally just went down, third down, conversions all the way down and did It hasn't happened. It's everyone hits an explosive play fort. I could not find a drive where the team did not hit at least a play of 20
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh, I was gonna say, I mean, I know there's definitely somewhere they had to, they had to string together eight to 12 plays, but they, they had chunk, big chunk plays in the middle of that.
Track 1:big chunk plays within there. Usually on third down conversions,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:and that's the other thing. They, those, those back breaking third downs, man, it's like, I feel like I, if I can compare it to a receiver that turns up the field too early before he catches the ball and ends up dropping it. Our third down defense is the equivalent to that, where they are already off the field and they are taking bad angles and not watching their person and somebody does something they're not supposed to do. And. Next thing you know, like they're getting 15 yards on a third and 14 and it's good to go. Like you have to stop them. Don't wait for them to drop the ball. Don't wait for the guy to trip in the backfield. Don't think they're gonna call that. Hold on the outside. Play with some fucking intensity.
Track 1:And have some awareness. Watch the fucking ball out
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:This is a ball out here. What the hell is that? Like
Track 1:There's only one of them.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Well, I'm running around with two. What we win?
Track 1:That's the final coaching point. this one's maybe more for the fans than the team.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Hmm.
Track 1:If we do win, do not rush the field.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:do you don't want us Russian?
Track 1:Do, do go get fucked up on Dale Mabry or wherever you want to go. Get
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh.
Track 1:up at and enjoy it and celebrate and don't bitch about it. I don't care how ugly it looks. Just win and enjoy
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:What do you, what do you think it'd look like if we rushed the field against a three and eight fucking Charlotte bowling Get down here. Grammy It's great. Oh, speaking of Grammy, it's time for K'S Pumper dump.
Track 1:Kay. Went three and oh last week and then tried to end on that note. Didn't wanna give us picks this week, but we locked him in the basement and said, you're not coming out until
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:He's familiar with that basement. He's been down there before. He's like, man,
Track 1:And we just couldn't deprive the fans.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:they'd love this segment.
Track 1:this is the last thing you guys are gonna perhaps, potentially hear this season.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:'cause if tell, I'm telling you, if we lose, there's no more K'S pumper dump. The K's not gonna gonna wake up in the basement with a burning asshole that says Check ESPN, It has no cell reception. You can't call anyone. Oh, sorry bud.
Track 1:he's got, yeah, he's got Oklahoma. Covering minus tenant home against TCU.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:that one. Okay.
Track 1:He's got our old friend, Iowa,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:them.
Track 1:getting three points on the road against Nebraska, says they'll cover with plus
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Okay. I like that.
Track 1:I mean, if they get a safety two to nothing, they're,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Yeah, golden. That's what's gonna happen.
Track 1:Louisville minus six and a half at home versus Kentucky. That's an interesting one to me because Louisville's already clinched the conference championship game against FSU,
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Okay.
Track 1:but still got the rivalry game against Kentucky at home.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Hmm.
Track 1:a little bit of
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:That, that could be a trip. Maybe the rest, and some guys this game means nothing. You know? Like, I don't know about that one. Kay. But he knows better than I do.
Track 1:Finally the most important pick. Kay's got USF winning and covering the six points.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Ooh, you said throw out the spread. Saying don't it. We got this in the bag.
Track 1:Yeah. I'm with them. I've got USF 45 to 27
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:love these because we're never right on them. Even even if we're right about like who wins. We're never right on the score. I don't, we can go back and check like every outline. We never once have hit the score. I don't think. but we'll put like a lot of thought on this. Like here I'm saying, all right, the quarterback has never scored more than one touchdown, so he's gonna get three. Our offense is gonna get some late production, some early production. All right. I got his 35 21 USF. That's not gonna happen. None of that's gonna happen. He's gonna get five touchdowns. We're gonna be like in a dog fight at the end of the third quarter. It's gonna be nuts.
Track 1:needing a field goal at the end to win it.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:In in comes cannon. Limp ass leg.
Track 1:from Cannon from 28, we're not sure if
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:is, oh God, he pulls it, but it's a gust of wind. Is that Bobby? Oh my God. He's, and it turns up, right? We're calling bowling brother. There you have it, folks. we either win this one or the season is a complete and total loss and we should just fire coach. Go and never look back.
Track 1:Whoa, whoa, whoa. pka. Let's not go overboard.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:But how can I not? I just told you. I've been saying it the whole time. I am AUSF fan. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. If I could just get that soundbite and play that over and over and over again, I would die a happy man.
Track 1:You wouldn't even need
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Oh, I don't need you. Kick us at 7:30 PM E-S-P-N-U or you know, go to Ree for the last game of the regular season.
Track 1:Great point.
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:if red's gonna be there, are you have a booth that you're gonna set up? Yeah. I don't know. I'm just playing over and over. It took me a second to catch up what you're doing. Weather should be at about the high sixties at kick time, so like 69, 68. Just a little bit windy.
Track 1:That is a beautiful fucking knife for some
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:You know what, it is a beautiful night for bowl eligibility, my friend. Until then, go bowls.
Track 1:Go Bulls. Great
pookah_1_11-22-2023_181758:Great point.
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