Speaker 1:

Hello gnomies. Fortunately, 98% of the audio didn't record properly, so this is a very short episode. Unfortunately, the 2% recorded were the jokes. Please write in to firstlookgnomes at outlookcom to ask them to stop.

Speaker 2:

Why didn't episode 4 ask episode 5 to marry them? I don't know, because they were only interested in 6. Episode 4 was interested in 9 very good but 7 ate.

Speaker 2:

9, episode 4 what kind of bees produce milk boobies? What kind of bees produce milk Boo-bees? Another one, another one. Which animal has the largest chest? A Zed bra. Before Christmas, I was buying a fake Christmas tree for Christmas, obviously, I don't know when else you'd buy one and the person behind the till asked if I was going to put it up on myself. I told her not to be disgusting and rude. I'm going to put it in the living room. What is a long, wide thing that men such as yourself carry? I don't know, alex. What is a long, wide thing that men such as yourself carry? I don't know, alex. What is a long, wide thing that men such as myself carry? A tie? That's very true. Yes, I don't know what you're getting at. I wonder where you're going with that one, my son. He's now getting at the age where he's curious about the human body. Oh yes, so I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else.

Speaker 1:

Now that's the end of that episode.

Speaker 2:

Yay, yay, 2025. 2025. 2025, wiles Happy New.

Speaker 1:

Year. That's a joke. Any new?

Speaker 2:

resolutions. Get a website launched. Try harder at the podcast. It's coming 2025, this year. Oh yes, it's coming 2025. All right, have a lovely couple of weeks of Happy January. Bye, Happy.

Speaker 1:

January. Bye, happy January, bye, bye. Tune in next time for a longer episode where maybe our gnomes will actually learn how to record. Write in to firstlookgnomes at outlookcom for your fish pond of feedback or your tips for dads, your own first looks or a question for the know-it-all gnome.