We got to read with Chad again! Can we just say that Jacob’s our favorite? I mean, sure who do we have to compare him to? Enos, played by Prince Herbert of the Swamp? Nephi, who's one of the best-written characters but God, he's the worst. Jacob is so relatable with his earnest whining about carpal tunnel and his obvious addiction to high-definition Liahona porn (like father, like son).
Did you know that Jacob predicted a Messianic orgasm 100 years before it happened? See, he's the best! Take that Nephi and Isaiah.
We got to read with Chad again! Can we just say that Jacob’s our favorite? I mean, sure who do we have to compare him to? Enos, played by Prince Herbert of the Swamp? Nephi, who's one of the best-written characters but God, he's the worst. Jacob is so relatable with his earnest whining about carpal tunnel and his obvious addiction to high-definition Liahona porn (like father, like son).
Did you know that Jacob predicted a Messianic orgasm 100 years before it happened? See, he's the best! Take that Nephi and Isaiah.