Have you ever been torn between the rational and the mystical? This episode of Strange Beyond Insane invites you into a world where the Vatican's latest guidance on supernatural events blurs those lines. As your host, Melissa, I'll take you through the ecclesiastical debate that's creating waves among the faithful and skeptics alike, especially in an era where technology captures more than we bargained for. Then, we'll wade into the murky waters of the Met Gala's 'Garden of Time' theme—opulence or omen? Together, we'll dissect the societal implications of this high-profile event and the silence of celebrity attendees on pressing global concerns.
Let's switch gears to a melody of discord, where hip-hop heavyweights Kendrick Lamar and Drake turn the mic into a battleground. Joined by my insightful colleague Kaelen, we'll analyze the personal accusations and political overtones that have morphed their feud into something bigger than beats and bars. This segment isn't just about diss tracks; it's a conversation on the ethics of entertainment and the power plays within the music industry, with digital platforms reaping the rewards of the rappers' rivalry.
Finally, we cast our eyes skyward to the northern lights and then back to Earth, where economic woes grip Michigan's communities. I'll share how a career pivot led me to a barber's chair and into dialogues about fallen angels, challenging my perceptions of the spiritual realm. Plus, get ready for a deep dive into celebrity conspiracy theories—do shadowy forces really lurk behind the fame? This episode is a journey through the extraordinary, where cosmic events and street-level struggles coalesce into a narrative that's anything but ordinary. Join us for a trip that's as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a touch of the otherworldly.
Have you ever been torn between the rational and the mystical? This episode of Strange Beyond Insane invites you into a world where the Vatican's latest guidance on supernatural events blurs those lines. As your host, Melissa, I'll take you through the ecclesiastical debate that's creating waves among the faithful and skeptics alike, especially in an era where technology captures more than we bargained for. Then, we'll wade into the murky waters of the Met Gala's 'Garden of Time' theme—opulence or omen? Together, we'll dissect the societal implications of this high-profile event and the silence of celebrity attendees on pressing global concerns.
Let's switch gears to a melody of discord, where hip-hop heavyweights Kendrick Lamar and Drake turn the mic into a battleground. Joined by my insightful colleague Kaelen, we'll analyze the personal accusations and political overtones that have morphed their feud into something bigger than beats and bars. This segment isn't just about diss tracks; it's a conversation on the ethics of entertainment and the power plays within the music industry, with digital platforms reaping the rewards of the rappers' rivalry.
Finally, we cast our eyes skyward to the northern lights and then back to Earth, where economic woes grip Michigan's communities. I'll share how a career pivot led me to a barber's chair and into dialogues about fallen angels, challenging my perceptions of the spiritual realm. Plus, get ready for a deep dive into celebrity conspiracy theories—do shadowy forces really lurk behind the fame? This episode is a journey through the extraordinary, where cosmic events and street-level struggles coalesce into a narrative that's anything but ordinary. Join us for a trip that's as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a touch of the otherworldly.
Good evening everyone. It's your host, melissa at Strange, strange Beyond Insane. Okay, so for tonight, everyone knows all the crazy shit going on in the world, the hot topics on social media right now, and I find this extremely funny that the Vatican is preparing guidelines for apparitions and other supernatural phenomena. And I laugh because I'm like, oh wow, it's like a normal thing, it's everyday, you know, talk about apparitions and aliens and UFO sightings and it just gets better and better every week, I swear. So the Vatican is preparing to release a document giving guidance on how to discern supernatural phenomena. The Catholic Church urges extreme prudence before ascribing phenomena to a supernatural force, warning that being too quick to attribute divine origin to explainable occurrences can damage the faith and warp belief. So alleged apparitions are usually documented and scrutinized by the bishop's office and then forwarded to Rome for further investigation. The last time the Vatican let's see Okay, I'm sorry, the last time the Vatican Office released guidance on apparitions was in 1978 under Pope Paul. That document norms regarding the manner of proceedings in the discrement of presumed apparitions or revelations, and this was released due to the increased influence of mass media.
Speaker 1:The Miracle of Fatima in 1917 is perhaps the most well-documented apparition in the modern day, after an alleged series of appearances by the Virgin Mary to several peasant children that promised a public miracle. Tens of thousands of people in Fatima, portugal, claim to witness the sun move erratically across the sky and produce radiant colors for several minutes. Well, that sounds kind of familiar. I mean, we did have the solar eclipse. We had all these solar flares. Are we repeating history? Who knows? The Catholic Church recognized the supernatural aspect of the event in 1930. Pope Pius formally approved the Fatima apparitions a decade later. So it took a whole decade to actually say, yeah, that's what it was which makes sense in our world. So to understand what all this I guess means to me is the fact that it's out in the open now, and we always say this technology is better. People are seeing it, people are recording it, people are taking pictures. It is out in the open and they can't fucking hide it anymore. So that's why it's like just an everyday norm to talk about apparitions, aliens, ufo, paranormal, all things strange, right. So, um, yeah, I'm I'm kind of excited to see what's in store for that and how they view it. And you know, scientifically, what they say actually is happening around us, which we all know. It's fucking unexplainable, like who knows what's going on. We just know that we live in a crazy world the solar flares, northern Lights, there is a lot of talk going on that this was fake and it was government afflicted and there's just so many theories and you know, you really don't know what to believe anymore because there is so much put out there in our faces. But okay, so understanding this whole Met Gala bullshit that's going on and celebrities being blocked, and oh my god, it's just so much. It's like information overload, right, and I'm not trying to move too fast on all this, but it's like so much to talk about and I want to make sure I get it in on this episode. So to understand the 2024 Met Gala dress code, announced today as a garden of time, requires first an understanding of this year's exhibit exhibit, oh my God, I'm sorry exhibition concept.
Speaker 1:The 2024 Met Gala sparked outrage, drawing comparisons to the Hunger Games, which I honestly believe that it looked like a fucking scene from the Hunger Games and I always laugh at these events because it's stupid. It's just a bunch of fucking rich people dressing up in costumes. Then again, I'm probably obviously poor to them. I don't understand it, but people are comparing the costumes. I know they're not costumes, but to me they're costumes. You know, side by side of the Hunger Game attire and it looks the same. So, yes, it does look like a sick hunger game game. I guess, like for these celebrities, like they think it's. It's appealing and it's not, and it's. You know, there's a lot of scary shit that's talked about, these weird events and secretive um, like secretive rituals and stuff that go on, and it doesn't. I would definitely not be surprised if that actually happens and we'll never know. Um but the Hunger Games trilogy for displaying vast wealth amid global um inequalities, inequalities, inequalities.
Speaker 1:So social media users criticize the Met Gala's lavish spending, with tickets priced at fucking a whopping $75,000 a ticket that's insane to me and the table starting at $350,000. Celebrity worship is over. People are blocking celebs on social media amid tone-deaf Met Gala. A social media movement urges a blackout of celebrities staying silent on the Palestine crisis, drawing support and gaining momentum. This is genuinely so disturbing. A man who runs the climate revolution, tiktok page, said in a video these people are living in a different plane of reality than the rest of us.
Speaker 1:A lot of people are speculating that something even more sinister is going on behind the scenes, which is exactly what I was talking about just a minute ago. Rituals have been reported, along with trafficking children and women, bidding on other humans, secret meeting with the elites and plans for the future agenda. Even masonry has allegedly slipped through the grapevine when it comes to this event. Now, for me, I would not doubt any of these horrible actions that take place within those walls during the circus of an event. Okay, and that's pretty much where I'm going to leave that, because there are so many allegations. Again, we don't really know what goes on in there. And you know, again, here we go, me ranting, not to mention that these Halloween-like pathetic costumes are undeniably ugly and embarrassing as fuck.
Speaker 1:And to think that people with this amount of money are this fucking stupid, I mean, I don't get it, but I guess when you're rich, sad, bored, miserable and lonely and also not living in reality, these characters are easily influenced in their own bullshit, right? So you know, let me take a quick break here because it stresses me out, like the whole Palestine thing people dying Okay, totally on board with that. Had to take a sip of my drink. The fact that I see where they're, like fans are lashing out at them for this. Unfortunately, we're never going to stop wars, we're never going to have a peaceful world.
Speaker 1:But I think the whole movement of this is actually to me it's a principle Like these fucking rich fucks are not even in current like they act like they're relatable but they're not. Like people are dying, people are still homeless, people go without food in their belly, with roofs over their heads, the majority of us are considered poor and we can't even fucking afford groceries right now. Like it's, everything is a struggle. Like you literally have to pick and choose what you're going to go do. And I'm not saying that we don't have fun and we don't find our own fun. But I think this movement I am so about this movement and I talked about this so much during the pandemic, before I had a podcast I would told anybody that would listen. I said Hollywood is fucking going down, they are falling, they are going to disimpate. You know, give it a few years because we need to fucking wake up. And that leads me into talking about well, that's another, that's a whole nother talk.
Speaker 1:But this is the year. 2024 is the year of karma, right? We all kind of are getting the gist of this and everyone's out, everyone out there has some sort of social media, and when I mean unless you're my husband, of course he doesn't. He's smart, you know. He doesn't like to be involved in any of it, and that's probably the way to live, because we're always all of us are down these rabbit holes all the time. But this is a year of karma. Karma is striking and it is showing its true colors and we're all starting to finally wake up and see why are we worshiping people and making other people so rich when we can barely afford to live or die right?
Speaker 1:And plus a lot of these artists and you know any celebrity like, even the movies, they're talentless. The new music sucks, the new movies fucking suck. I just read an article. They're trying to bring, you know, this whole horror movie industry back and it has not been doing good for a long time. So I think it will be good to have a break and maybe bring some you know the people, the artists and actors and actresses and producers and people that are actually fucking hungry and creative and like bring them to the top tier Right and let them show off what they can do, cause I think we're all over these old ones and I'm not speaking old as an age Like we're tired of seeing the bullshit the Kardashians, the Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber and the Selena Gomez drama and the you know the back and forth, the back and forth like everyday, just bullshit. But talking about drama, let's let's go into the rap beef between hip-hop stars Drake and Kendrick Lamar. So this has ignited an internet frenzy and it's just thrown everybody into realms outside of hip-hop and your average social media chatter.
Speaker 1:Now I do want to give a shout-out to Kaylin, who I work with at the new barber shop. You guys, that farting noise is my phone. It's like a stupid little. I have to set them apart. I'm just looking at this really quick and seeing if I have haircuts tomorrow, okay, so sorry about that Sidetrack, let me put my phone over here. So Kaylin last week was starting to tell me about all this drama with like, um, kendrick and Drake, and she's like, have you seen it all? And I'm, like you know, on the way here, like getting ready, I seen some, some of it, but like I just thought it was like your average rapper R&B bullshit. Um, you know, going back and forth. But then I got into this rabbit hole and I was like holy fuck. It just it ties in with like the Diddy stuff. I still have not done an episode on the Diddy allegations because that is such a wide range and nothing has really come out of it yet. So I'm kind of just like waiting patiently in the background to see what happens and watch that unfold.
Speaker 1:So this, this hip hop dispute right now is, like you know, top of social media chatter. While music feuds are not new to the industry, this one seems to be more moving into the world of politics and beyond. The feud has birthed a load of memes, catchy hooks and social media banter. Simultaneously, it has promoted controversy and worry among fans who argue the beef may have gone too far. In either case, it has begged the question what makes this beef so culturally significant and impactful?
Speaker 1:If we dig deeper, we see that Drake and Lamar denies Kendrick Lamar's grooming allegations in new diss track, the Heart, part 6. So grooming we get the gist of it. Young girls literally grooming them to believe that you know these older guys are God and do anything for them. And it's fucking disgusting and this has been the talk for a long time and it just it sickens me, it literally sickens me. So Kendrick Lamar fuels Drake feud with new diss track. Not Like Us.
Speaker 1:What the rapper is saying is Drake, kendrick Lamar diss tracks escalate with Meet the Grams and Family Matters and then fans analyze Kendrick Lamar's latest Drake diss and he doubles down with fiery Drake diss. So it's like this is like just topics that are going back and forth and then again Kendrick Lamar drops brutal Drake diss track. Euphoria amid feud. Drake removes TaylorMade after Tupac's estate threatens to sue over AI voice imitation. J Cole apologizes to Kendrick Lamar for lame diss seven-minute drill. I was conflicted. He says. J Cole takes apparent swipe at Drake in red leather after Kendrick Lamar dis-apology. I'm sorry you guys. This is funny to me.
Speaker 1:Kendrick Lamar and Drake rap beef. What makes this music feud so significant? Again? They say this again in this article. So there's a lot more that goes into it, but it's just for me he's a fake fuck and blah, blah, blah. And I think Drake's saying that Kendrick's, you know, lame and he's a groomer too, and it's just ever since this Diddy shit opened. It's like open just portals for everybody to throw everyone under the bus, and I think the higher ups, the elites, wanted this to happen, right, because then all the energy and all the attention is on these. You know people underneath of them. So anyways, in.
Speaker 1:So USA Today's Tehiwan, I think Mormon laid out in her recent detailed blow-by-blow account, the roots of Lamar and Drake's feud go back more than a decade I'm sorry, a decade ago to 2013. Though things quickly intensified this past spring, the first shot fired came from Lamar when he appeared on Future and Metro Boomin's Like that Song, released March 22nd, where he rejected the idea of a big three in rap, declaring on the track it's just a big me. The lyric was a response to J Cole referring to himself, drake and Lamar as the big three on Drake's October 2023 track First Person Shooter. So Memphis freelance journalist and music critic, justin Davis, have been closely watching the beef. Something I have been asking myself is whether we'll ever see a feud like this between them, mainstream parties play out this way again, and I don't think we will, because Kendrick and Drake are both so much bigger than themselves. It's just turned into this really complicated, and he quotes and I think, I'm sorry he quotes and I think in a lot of ways, gross spectacle. Regardless of what each rapper's fan base thinks, the real judge may be listening numbers, hmm. So music industryation, billboard reported that Lamar's streaming numbers significantly increased since the simmering feud reached its recent boiling point. Ad Carson, associate professor of hip-hop at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, says if someone were to ask who's winning the battle, I would say that the winners are more likely Spotify, youtube and all of the places that are using the conflict for clickbait, much more than any of the artists stand to gain.
Speaker 1:Kendrick released a song titled Not Like Us. Basically, again here we go, again talking about this, accusing Drake of being a pedophile. So in these lyrics and this is what Kaylin was telling me about certified lover boy, certified pedophiles, kendrick said in the latest diss track Okay, so this goes back and forth, back and forth. But the problem with all this? Right, there's always a problem, there's always a backlash, while a lot of us are being entertained and we're nosy and we kind of want to know where this all goes. So this is Kendrick, drake, p Diddy, p Diddy's announcement to all the allegations of pop stars, rap stars, r&b, like nobody's fucking safe, right. But the problem is, is that now these women, these women that have been, I guess, passed around like a rag doll in the industry or have been at parties where these you know famous celebrities have been, at parties where these famous celebrities have been, or just women in general that have endured some type of essay or grooming-like anything. So these women are speaking up and they're saying Stop making women the pawns in rap beef.
Speaker 1:Drake and Kendrick's lyrical feud was way more fun when it was just hair and height jokes. Drake and Kendrick Lamar don't get that. Women's pain isn't a punchline. So this is an opinion. Both Kendrick and Drake have thrown wild accusations of abuse at each other, but they don't seem to care about the victims they are exploiting in the interest of beef. So you know, I don't know. It just seems like any type of hot topic or any drama, mainstream drama, whatever. You want to call it bullshit altogether.
Speaker 1:I have to say that a lot of this does feel like a distraction because there are so many bigger fucking problems in this world. Right, let's just start with us Michiganders Michigan alone. There still is not a, I guess, solution on what happened with, like, the unemployment issues and them saying they gave too much money and them giving us a bunch of free money and now we're paying for it now, and then, you know, we're paying for it in, in more, in insurance, even though we didn't ask for those checks, or you know, it's like a domino effect, right? There's just so much fucked up shit right now going on with money. Like, the average American cannot afford to live, and these younger beings that are like in their twenties, right, they can't afford to fucking rent an apartment. They definitely cannot afford to buy homes right now. I mean, like we're at like a total block, right, and things have to go up from here, and we knew it was going to be bad after everything that we've been through in the last you know, four years Hate to say, the pandemic, again that word but with all this like bullshit and like everything that you see on social media, like I still, to this day, will say and I will hold true to it and I will even put money on it that it is, these are all fucking distractions, because none of this shit matters.
Speaker 1:It really doesn't, but what does matter is that people are pointing the fingers at each other, calling each other pedophiles and you did this and you did that, and this person's being accused. You know what I say? Burn them all. They should all fucking pay for what they have done. You know, no one, no woman deserves to be groomed or victimized like that or as aid. But this does go back to all these like Disney stars and all these you know people crying out and I I totally am empathetic towards them. But the real start of this was is that when these, when these like big stars were fucking minors and they were making millions already, where the fuck were the parents at? The parents were fine with them going and living in LA, flying here, flying there and bringing in the bread. But now, now you've got a bunch, you've got a generation of washed up fucking brains because all the shit they've been through, right, and now it's, it's coming out now because they can't hide it. So, like this is just a whirlwind of you know accusations and you know pointing the finger at one another and I think they should all go down. I do, I do, I think they should all go down and I think we need a reboot. Rant over about that. Anyways, all right.
Speaker 1:So let's go into the historic geomagnetic storm that led to spectacular northern lights displayed around the world. So the sky around the world was filled with brilliant colors of green, pink, purple and red from the northern lights on Friday and Saturday, after a massive sunspot the width of 17 Earths spewed solar flares leading to the geomagnetic storm activity reaching level five with extreme conditions. So, while the northern lights were no doubt breathtaking to see, the geomagnetic storm did cause some issues. So the um it says here, the swpc reported that there were reports of power grid irregularities. I'm sorry, I'm reading from an article, you guys, and because of the high frequency, the communications and GPS were like glitched out. I guess I didn't experience any of that.
Speaker 1:You know what's weird, though. I came home from work. I, you know hubby was out of town with his dad and I came home from work I smashed on some Indian food and I passed out for like, I think, four hours. I was really tired that day, but I am seeing a lot of videos of people saying that, you know, their energy has been low, they've been getting headaches and all these crazy things from this storm, and there's a lot of allegations that these, this magnetic storm, was not natural, that the government, you know, happened to play a role in this, or whatever. My one friend, christina, that's been on here quite a bit on this podcast, she sent me a text. She said let me just read it. Let me just read it. She said do you know about the lights you guys went to see this past weekend? They're saying that they were fake and that it was caused by the government. There's articles on what they were actually trying to do, which, again, I don't.
Speaker 1:I don't put it past that with the crazy world that we live in, but I can tell you this on Mother's Day, I woke up with the worst fucking migraine. Oh, dear Lord, was that bad? It was actually so bad. It was making me feel so off that I actually really thought about going to, like urgent care, because I'm like something. That's just. I mean, I was so dizzy, I couldn't stand, I couldn't eat, I couldn't. I've never experienced a migraine like that. I mean went all the way down my back, um, through my stomach. It like messed my stomach up really bad. So I don't know, I mean, maybe, maybe, so, maybe people are onto something, but so continuing on the storm has also been a nightmare for farmers who rely on GPS for their work.
Speaker 1:I didn't get to see the lit up sky Friday, but Saturday night by chance, chris and I we were, you know, we were just like over the moon and so excited to see the sky, um, so we drove to the Marina right off Lake St Clair um to see it. We figured, okay, off the water, we should be a perfect site. And she was following the people posting on Facebook, I mean every 15 minutes, where people were and she had seen a St Clair article on there and I was like, okay, let's head there. So we realized that there was a random lighter like open spot in the sky and she actually said she goes, that's probably the Northern Lights and I said yeah, but I think we'd have to be on the other side, so we would have had to be like in Harsin's Island. And I was like, yeah, no, let's just go before we miss it. So we drove off to North Romeo area Again, people were saying it was out in Romeo and we were bummed out because even out in the country with not a lot of light pollution, we still see no beautiful colorful sky.
Speaker 1:So of course we were like we just gave up and we're like you know what? Let's just go to a cemetery. And she said the name Proctor Cemetery and I was like God, I know, we've been there before. And she's like I know we have. I can't picture it because obviously we've been to a lot of cemeteries and we decided to go there. And when, oh you know what, though, we decided to go there and went. Oh you know what, though, hold on, you guys, because when I put this in my GPS it would not come up. My GPS was acting really, really bad.
Speaker 1:That night I just realized that because I couldn't use my phone. She pulled it up on her phone and it worked for her, but anyways, it showed that we had been there a year ago, been there a year ago. So, um, excuse me, if you even blink, you will miss this very small gem off the side of the road, and it's off of a busy two lane road, so it's pretty freaky to park right there. Um, we were turning around, cause we've never we, last year, we, we decided, um, not to park in front of the cemetery because it's a busy two-lane road and of course we don't want our cars to get hit. So we had parked down in this industrial parking lot, some kind of machinery shop, huge places there. Well, I said you know what? No, we're going to go park in front of the cemetery. You know, it's late enough at night and I don't want us walking down that main road again. That was scary.
Speaker 1:Well, as we were turning around and pulling back out to get into the front of the cemetery, we both looked at the sky. We're like, oh my God, there they are, like by chance, and it was already. Uh, it had to be like 1 am at least, so they were saying only till 12 am. So, anyways, we see these lights and there's pink, purple, blue and green, and we got some really cool pictures and we're like perfect lights and graveyard. What's better than that? Right? So we're strolling through the graveyard and so we did have an unexpected experience. Um, it freaked us out, so we did start sinking into the ground.
Speaker 1:Um, but this will be continued in like another episode about Proctor Cemetery. Um, it's, there's a lot to it and it's definitely a small little gem. So on this episode, we'll just kind of keep the gist of it, but I I do want to dive into, um, a lot of the ghostly places that we've been in the last month and we have, like, a lot of EVPs and report, you know, recordings that we want to share on here. All right, so the next conspiracy that I've been super hyper focused on is the talk about fallen angels and, again, caitlin, you know, I just want to explain this really quick.
Speaker 1:So how I got this new job. It was like a blessing in disguise. It was actually through my friend that the owner of this barbershop had contacted her about working. So, anyways, long story short, she was like, hey, I got a girl, one of my good friends, melissa. I want her to call you and maybe you guys can like link up and she can come in and see what it's about. So I've never been a barber, I've always, you know, been a hairstylist.
Speaker 1:But anyways, um, since working at the cave barber shop, which is in McComb and that's cave with a K and, uh, that's 24 in Garfield, um, I have, like it's just so crazy how it worked out. These girls have been nothing but nice to me, helping me, teaching me how to straight razor, you know, get me to relax, because I'm in a new, you know, I'm in a new environment and it was scary at first, right, but Kaylin is like a Reiki master, I believe, and she's like all hippy dippy, spiritual. It's just so weird that I landed there and I get to work with her. I work four days a week and you know, obviously it's just her, myself and Bridget, but Kaylin and I have had like a lot of conversations about all this stuff and super cool chick and um. She got me thinking about this fallen angels thing again because I've been seeing a lot about this in the last, you know, a few months. So, um, fallen angels are angels who were expelled from heaven.
Speaker 1:The idea of fallen angels is derived from the book Enoch. Again, shout out to Mr420 guys, he has been on here and if you guys don't, you should follow his TikTok Mr 4, number four and then spelt out 20. And he also has a new live like lounge that he does. It's called the Conspiracy Lounge. Awesome, awesome, awesome guy. Very, very knowledgeable. His like past through his life is like super intriguing and it's just very entertaining of everywhere he's been and all these things that he's. I mean he was a rapper, now he's like a TikTok star, but anyways, now he's like a TikTok star, but anyways.
Speaker 1:So the fallen angels derived from the book Enoch. So Mr 420 was talking about this book Enoch on Enoch, enoch I think it's Enoch right On one of his lives. I do need to order this book and I need to read it. So the book of Enoch is like about like an apocalypse and it's in theme and discusses Enoch's experiences with fallen angels, divine secrets and the fate of the human soul After death. So I'm sorry, I got like a little bit sidetracked because I'm like sitting here thinking about Mr 420's discussion on this and super interesting it seems like, and I again it just reminded me that I actually have to go into Mr 420's shop on TikTok and order through him, because I told him I was going to do that and I believe everything that he pushes out, he, you know he's always on, he's. He's on these stories before they even get like known on TikTok. So he's, he's on, he's on everything. It's.
Speaker 1:Various religious message messages reflect the mindset of society over several centuries, leading to doubts about its authentic and authorship. A lot of people have gathered that fallen angels are basically demons that are possessed and they walk among us living rent-free in the elites bodies and or celebrities. It's quite simple if you think about it. Locking like parasites in these bodies that have such influence and power over our human brains would only feed their agenda perfectly. And this is kind of like where I came in and wrote up like how I would see this right. So in unedited videos you can clearly see Beyonce's face morph into something so fucking bizarre and demonic on stages countless times and I know you guys have seen it and the first few times I seen it I said, oh, they're just trying to make a spectacle of her. No, it's slowed down and it's. I've screenshot them. It is like terrifying what she looks like when she's going through this. Whatever possession, let's not forget about Taylor Swift being a real life witch.
Speaker 1:Here's why the theory that Taylor Swift is a Satanist clone absolutely checks out. Swift's uncanny resemblance to Zena Shrek, former high priestess of the Church of Satan, has been common knowledge on the internet for a while now. Rumors of a deeper connection have reached a fever pitch recently, based in part on the airtight theory that Swift is a clone of Shrek, who is the daughter of church of Satan founder Anton LaVey I think I'm saying his name right, so the evidence is hard to shake off. Shrek was high priestess of the Church of Satan from 1985 until 1990, which is very suspicious, because Taylor Swift talks a big game about being born in 1989. Naming her smash hit album 1989 is clearly Tay-Tay LeVay's desperate attempt to emphasize that she had a normal human birth and was not cultivated in a cauldron and or laboratory. The whole thing reeks of a cover-up. As soon as Shrek created a currently unknown number of clones of herself to carry on the work of Satan, she moved on to conquer new territory. Because she's an overachiever, kind of like Swift, who shares her entire genetic makeup, like yeah, so you can't.
Speaker 1:Here I go, laughing because there's just it in a way. It was far fetched when it first started, but like, the more and more you see it and you read in on it, it's like, holy fuck, like Taylor Swift's parents and her do not look anything alike. They really don't. I, when I've seen videos of them together, first of all the dad's like super awkward, you wouldn't even know that. Like Taylor Swift was a niece, let alone a daughter. And then, like her mom, there's backstories on her too. I mean this really could be true, and it is insane how much Taylor Swift resembles her.
Speaker 1:So another thing um, again Kaylin, thank you, which I'm not very happy about. But Kaylin said you know she goes. You know, you know Lana Del Rey, right. And I said yeah, it's like one of my favorite. And she goes. You know, you know Lana Del Rey, right. And I said yeah, it's like one of my favorite, favorite artists. She's like well, you know that they're, uh, you know, wink, wink, one of them now and I said no, no, no, she's too down to earth. You know, well, last year, I think it was, there was a I think it was last year um, the energy wave at the Lana Del Rey concert. You know people are like is that, was that demonic? Now, I don't know if you guys have watched that video, but if you haven't looked up, uh, lana Del Rey concert, demonic wave or whatever, or just wave, and the way that all these people like literally shift into the same direction and then come back straight, it's like it's insane. It was like literally something hit them and they all did it at once. Crazy, right. So it's no secret that Lana Del Rey practices witchcraft.
Speaker 1:In 2017, lana took to Twitter to encourage all of her fans to all take part in a hex against Donald Trump. Discussing the curse with NME, lana confirmed that she did it, adding why not? Look, I do a lot of shit. I really do believe that words are one of the last forms of magic and I'm a bit of a mystic at heart. It's funny how last year, she was volunteering at a Waffle House and was always so down to earth Now showing fake flaky friendship with Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1:Also trash-dashian, taylor Swift, Ice Spice, which was caught on camera during a football game practicing demonic gestures. Now that is about, um, that last part is ice spice and like, literally like, what in the actual fuck was she doing? I, I watched that video over and over and over and I'm like it's just, it's crazy. They just put, put it in your face now, right. So of course, lana Del Rey attends the Met Gala this year too, just to add to injury for me, because I just absolutely adored her.
Speaker 1:It's just so in our faces now, and I'm not sure if they do it so that people do talk because they're bored, right, and that's these rich fucks entertainment by freaking us out. Or we're just in a generation and different portal where we are glued to our phones, capturing everything and seeing everything all at once with crazy fast speed of lightning. Wi-fi, right, I mean shit, I'm still from the dial up speed, jen, with a house phone size. You guys remember your house phones, right? The house phones size of a brick that could kill someone if they broke into your house when your parents were out bowling or at the casino back in the day. Oh, yes, that's right, I'm a 1988 baby, so yeah, 90s way of thinking.
Speaker 1:In fact, that brings me to this piss your pants funny meme made into a video today that I came across, and this is fucking funny. It reads how millennials started versus how we are doing. So this shows a young Ashley Olsen, then a picture of her when she was younger, and it says I'm sorry, it's so. Side by side it's Ashley Olsen, young and all cute and innocent. And then on the other side, obviously it's Ashley Olsen, and it reads Ashley Olsen goes hiking with a drink in one hand and a machete in the other.
Speaker 1:So if that doesn't sum up how it is for us, you know, millennials, I don't know what else would, because we are intrigued, we're interested, we're nosy, but we're also fucking scared and I think that's kind of like what gets us not to age, because we're still like young, but we're still very mature, right. We're like immature. Immature when it comes to bills and everything real life, but we're also, I guess, lost, right, because this is it's just crazy times. It's only getting crazier for us millennials out here in the and I love to say concrete jungle, because that's what it is every day we're living in real life. Hunger Games meets the dark Simpson predictions, with a splash of depressed, lost and broke. Feel young but getting old generation. Truly, this is all confusing.
Speaker 1:But we're all onto something. We are finally awakened. We are no longer worshiping these fucked up, washed out, mindless, spineless, rich celebrities that live in Delululand. Fuck them all, all of them. We work so goddamn hard and yet we can't catch a break. Living is too expensive and yet we can't afford to die either. I already said that once tonight on here, as I sit in this dark basement finger pounding my keyboard, I'm thinking Jesus, this sounds depressing, but in all reality it's not because we survived the trials and the cuts of the pandemic, but, thank God, we remember what life was like before. Nowadays we live more simple again and it's the small things in life that actually fucking matter. It's like being a kid again and having a small allowance, but that little bit of money can go far with a fun and creative imagination. We understand the assignment, and it's to be alive and not just survive and idolize unrealistic fake fucks on the internet.
Speaker 1:In regards to anyone listening for the love of your own sanity, stay away from the negativity as much as you can. Get outside and take walks, spend time with your families, friends, kids, pets, and not just glued to social media. As I always say, I am and honor my light as much as my dark. I find balance in all things this universe has to give me. I absorb all the knowledge and I am blessed to age naturally, stay safe and aware, but live free and light. Thank you guys for listening. Tune in soon.