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Alright, everybody, welcome back to episode two of Random Brackets. I'm John. You know the gist of the show. Oh, heywood. Eric. Alright, let's go ahead. Today we are doing 90s sports movies. A little plunge into nostalgia. Alright, so it should be let's let's get our mics right. Sorry about that. A little noise in the background, but we're gonna get our mics right. And we're gonna go ahead and jump right into it. Um the rankings, like last time, we're done with the scientific, they are done very scientifically. Are we are we rolling? Yeah. Are you lying?

SPEAKER_02 0:48

No.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

Okay. Everybody, again, this is uh we're today we're doing 90s sports movies, and we're doing one through 16, and like always, the rook uh the rankings are done scientifically.

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Scientifically.

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We're number one. We're gonna start off with the Sandlock versus number sixteen Johnny Tsunami. Next we've got number eight rookie of the year versus number nine, a league of their own. Number next rank is number five, uh, Mighty Ducks two versus number twelve Rudy. Next is number four, Little Giants versus number thirteen, Airbud. Number three, Mighty Ducks versus number fourteen, the big green, number six. It's gonna be a hard one for everybody. We got number six cool runnings versus numb ranked number 11 Angels in the outfield. Then we got number coming in ranked number seven. We got the Adam Sandler movies headed against each other, Waterboy versus Happy Gilmore at number 10. And then for the last matchup for this round, for the first round, we've got number two Space Jam versus number two versus number 15 Major League. So we're going uh like like last time, we're going to start with the first match. It's number one Sandlot versus number 16, Johnny Tsunami.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

I want to be honest, fellas, I never watched that movie. Um what movie? Uh Johnny Tsunami. Um Disney movie came out what early 2000s? Yeah, what's that? Like what, Johnny Tsunami?

SPEAKER_04 2:16

Yeah, early Johnny Tsunami came out in late 2000s. It's a Disney Channel original.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

Disney Channel original, right? Yeah, never watched that movie. I thought it would suck. I thought it would suck. Um I'm gonna go with a classic, saying a lot. Just because it's nostalgia for me.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Eric, do you have any disagreement?

SPEAKER_02 2:34

I don't. So Johnny Tsunami is a decent Disney movie. Yeah. Like TV Disney movie. Yeah. You know. I thought it was pretty good. The famous Jet Jackson was in that movie. He was. Yeah, I forgot. He was but he snowboarded with he did snowboard. But come on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:56

What? Say it. Come on. Say it. Come on. No, say why couldn't the famous Jed Jackson snowboard? Come on. Say it. Come on. I kind of want to hear you say it. I think Wood would really like to be interested in why don't you think the famous Jed Jackson, who arguably, by the way, is from, as he always said in the show, North Kakalackey. North Kakalaki. You remember that was a fit like a thing of famous Jed Jackson. He moved back to North Carolina. That's where he went to. He left Hollywood because he wanted to come back to North Kakalaki. That wasn't that was that was Carolina.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

That was North Kakalaki. You know, I did not know that until this moment.

SPEAKER_04 3:34

And I'm gonna tell you right now, that's why. Jed Jackson, right?

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The character R I P.

SPEAKER_04 3:39

I don't think he died, but we love we love him here.

SPEAKER_02 3:41

The actor died. The actor died? Yeah, but the new side.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

Really?

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God.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

Oh, R. P. man. R.I.P. to the guy who played Jed Jackson. Oh my god. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:52

Let's see. Hold on. Who's the actor? Oh shit. Star Lee. Star Lee Thompson Lee Thompson. He's 29. Lee Thompson? Yeah, it's Lee Thompson. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

That's the boy that uh did um Friday Night Lights.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

Yeah. Yeah. Did he? Yeah, he was the second stream run of it. Here's the thing though, he grew up in he grew up. Here's the thing though. Because they you know the show takes place in North Kakalaki, but he is a son of South Carolina. But we're gonna we're gonna forget. The better of the Carolinas. Oh, okay. Well, you know. But we're gonna go with the Sam Lat.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Let's not start. Let's not start with it.

SPEAKER_04 4:29

We're not gonna start this. We're gonna go with the Sam Lat. I'm pretty sure like the famous Joe Jackson starts starts in he moves in North Carolina. Yeah. Willstead. Willstead, North Carolina. I don't know where's Wilstead. I don't know where Wilstead's supposed to be, but it's um yeah. Oh, his dad's the sheriff, too.

SPEAKER_05 4:48

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 4:49

Yeah, that's right. And then Ms. Greta. You remember Ms. Coretta? Yeah. I think she was. Who was Ms. Coretta? Who played that? Montrose Haggins? She is from Charlotte. Look at that. Really? Miss Coretta's from Charlotte, North Carolina. Look at that. Little whole homegrown right there. That's how they got the access for accent right. Well, we're gonna go with Sam Lot. But listen, I again, um, I hate to I hate to say it. Johnny Tsunami. Uh, great 16 seed. Honestly, arguably probably the best 16 seed you're gonna see in these rankings. Great, great movie, great uh perseverance, great, great message. Uh I just still want to know why you don't think uh Lee uh what is his name? Lee Thompson.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

Who are you picking? Are you picking San Laura?

SPEAKER_04 5:34

No, I'm definitely picking San Long, but Eric, I just want to know why don't you think Lee Thompson could snowboard?

SPEAKER_02 5:38

Just because you know.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

No, actually you don't.

SPEAKER_04 5:41

Actually, we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

He's from South Carolina. How much snow is in uh South Carolina? Okay. That's why he's from the South. Okay, that's a legitimate. Okay, we're gonna go with that.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

That's gonna go, we're gonna go with why. So what we got out of that uh first one is obviously the San Long. How long did it take? San Long What Take. What take?

SPEAKER_00 5:58

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 6:00

Honestly, the first match. I just you know what that's gonna be the question during the singing. Why can't the deceased Lee Thompson why can't he not snowboard?

SPEAKER_01 6:11

How long did it take?

SPEAKER_04 6:12

He's from the great state of uh South Carolina. Okay, he's the greatest state in Austin. Great state, aren't you? Okay, all right. That's that's another thing. Saying South Carolina's a great state. That's another I think we're picking up what you're laying down. Listen, let's go to the next match before we uh start uh start a second civil war here. Number eight versus number eight rookie of the year versus number nine, a league of their own. You know, these eight-nine rankings are always the hardest, right? They realize the hardest to choose from because they're they're right in the middle of the pack. It's eight versus nine. They probably, you know, any any brush of the wind will send one of the eight seed, one of the ninth seed. I mean, it really is a toss turn.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

They're both solid, solid movies. League of their own. League of their own. No hesitation. Yeah? Why? Tom Hanks. Tina Davis. I mean he's not he's not wrong. That's the bad that's I mean and you you have one of the most recognizable lines throughout movie history.

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And can you say that line for us? There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball. And they actually made a show. They actually made a show on Amazon.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Yeah, I'm not interested. I think just leave it. It was perfect if you didn't have to mess with it.

SPEAKER_04 7:32

Yeah, I so I'm gonna argue. I'm gonna argue and say, um, actually, if you want to go ahead and make a choice. No, I'm gonna be the end factor. No, go ahead. My pleasure for you to go. No, please. Tighten the rings. So I'm gonna say rookie of the year. I'm just gonna disagree and say rookie of the year. Is that because of Gary Busey? It is not because of Gary Busey. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Honestly, rookie of the year, that's the one with Charlie Sheen Ryan comes out with Wild Thank. No, that's uh that's Major League. Rookie. Yeah, you know what, honestly, Rookie of the Year I'm out. I think it's League of Thrones. Rookie of the Year is the one the kid who breaks his arm, right? And he can get like Tommy John surgery and he can like throw it. No, that's that's that's the rookie. That's rookie. That's no, that's the rookie with um Dennis Quaid. Yeah. The old guy gets Tom and John surgery.

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No.

SPEAKER_04 8:19

Rookie of the Year is the kid who looks like Ralph Macho who he broke his arm, and then he gets away.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

He's the like the main kid from uh American Pie. It's like Jason Biggs? That was him? No, no, no. The one who's like, we're gonna make a pack. He's the one who dated. Oh, that is a reasonable.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

Yeah, that that is the kid, yeah. Yeah, I'm still going with League of the Rhone. It's a better movie. It's a better sports movie, it's got a better message. So you can't really be the end factor. Yeah. Sorry, I thought Rookie of the Year was a completely different movie. I know there's someone, someone who's ever gonna listen. If anybody ever listened to this, they're gonna be screaming like, what an idiot. Who doesn't know Rookie of the Year?

SPEAKER_02 8:59

And the fact that we're all the same age and you don't know it. You still don't know Rookie of the Year. Good Disney plus them to watch it, bro. I might have to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

I mean, I've seen obviously seen it. I mean, it's the obviously because you knew about it.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

Yeah, you knew about it. He lost his arm at the end of the movie. He lost his arm? Charlie Sheen, yeah. Came out and wild things.

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Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 9:19

No, that's major league.

SPEAKER_01 9:24

It's a little kid playing in MLB. Yeah. And he lost his arm. I mean, you should have known it was fiction because the cubbies won the World Series. But he had to throw it anyways. No, he was throwing a win.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Yeah, they didn't take him out. Yeah, he had to finish the game. He had to finish the game. They didn't take him out. They didn't take him out.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

No, they were just robing him, right? He went on a floater. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's like his arm his power went out.

SPEAKER_00 9:43

His mama used to play softball. Play softball, yeah. So he's and he softball pitched it? He softball pitched.

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The last one.

SPEAKER_00 9:50

The last one.

SPEAKER_04 9:50

And he caused the floater. Got a strike. Got a strike.

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Got a strike.

SPEAKER_04 9:53

He struck him out?

SPEAKER_02 9:54

It was two foul balls and he he he he get he struck him out on the floater.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

Guys, this sounds like a this sounds like a pretty good movie.

SPEAKER_02 10:01

I should go back and watch it again. He's on a road game going, Pitcher's got a big butt, and he's pitchers got a big butt.

SPEAKER_04 10:08

There you go. There you go. He didn't hit though. He didn't have to hit.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

No, he had to because uh he went uh league.

SPEAKER_04 10:14

Yeah, cubbies are the national league, they don't have to No National League the pip the pitchers have to hit. They used to not anymore. He was on the Cubbies. So it was the Cubs, it wasn't the Twins. No, you know what is the Twins? Major League. That's the Twins. No.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Yeah. The Cleveland Indians. Yeah, oh it was the Indians. I mean the Guardians. Sorry. The Guardians. Sorry. We're not gonna get canceled on the second episode. They changed their name. Yeah, the Guardians. Yeah, they're no longer the Indians.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Yeah.

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God America.

SPEAKER_04 10:42

Again, uh some opinions expressed on the show as the opinion of the individual person and not the show itself.

SPEAKER_01 10:50

Folks, these are jokes. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that.

SPEAKER_04 10:54

Alright. Hey, so uh I obviously I'm gonna vote for League of Their Own. I think it's a great movie. All right. Again, Gina Davis, Tom Hanks, there's no crying in baseball. It's sweet. Madonna when she was at least attractive. That's true.

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Uh Rosie O'Donnell. Before she was big. Rosie, actually.

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I thought she was a great actress. Madonna, Rosie O'Donnell, they had a great one-two. They actually had great chemistry in that movie. They really did play in that one-two combo. All right, next uh next round is gonna go uh number five, Mighty Ducks two, versus number 12, Rudy.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

All right, right off the bat, I have a problem with Rudy. Why do you have a problem with Rudy? He did not earn his spot on the field. It's about the feel good, though. That is the partition. That is the participation trophy. Participation trophy incarnate. What lesson are you trying to teach excuse me? Exactly. I got a quick question. He didn't have the size, he didn't have the speed, he didn't have the strength to be playing, be out there on the field. They gave it to him because they felt bad to him. He participated in all the practices and like let Rudy play, coach. He didn't earn a spot on the field. What kind of message are you sending?

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What kind of message are you sending?

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I got it. I got a question.

SPEAKER_01 12:04

He had a love for the game.

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What is your problem with Sam Weiss, Cam G? Why do you hate Sam Weiss?

SPEAKER_02 12:09

Look, bringing the ring to Mordor and being good enough to play on Notre Dame. Why do you not like Sam? Are two different things.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

I will say this. You know he's playing on the most popular TV show on Netflix. Stranger Things.

SPEAKER_04 12:24

For one season. For one season. But why do you hate Sam Weiss? Why do you say why do you say why he did it? He died. This man saved Middle Earth. You are not gonna see a hobby. He makes grown men cry every time they play Rudy. Have you ever? Have you ever watched Rudy and not cried? Yes.

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That's a lot.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

Every time I watch Rudy.

SPEAKER_04 12:42

You don't get a little teary-eyed? Every time they're like, Coach, you can take my spine. But he didn't deserve it.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

You don't get a little teary-eyed? He didn't deserve it. He doesn't have hearts. As a man movie, the only thing I cry to is Armageddon.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

That one gets me. Really? Armageddon?

SPEAKER_01 12:56

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_04 12:57

Is it the is it the is it the song?

SPEAKER_02 13:00

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:01

Nah.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

No, it's at the end. It's when he promises like I bring the promise that we're not going to do it.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

He broke his promise and he and he punches Ben Affleck in the face and he knocks him or knocks him back down in the ship and then takes it. And the wedding? Oh man. What he did for his daughter? Oh my god.

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Then he sees he sees the sees the whole life flashes between his eyes when he blows. He pressed the button. You just see the perspiration coming off the handle.

SPEAKER_04 13:25

Honestly, I'm going to start crying if I think about that. I mean, it's a you know what? People people don't give Bruce Willis enough credit. Yes. Fantastic. He's a fantastic actor. Fantastic. I mean, is he though?

SPEAKER_02 13:40

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was a great actor. How many bad movies can you name Bruce Willis?

SPEAKER_01 13:46

Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point. Last two is Darhard.

unknown 13:54

Yeah, I'm not a big diehard fan.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

Last two. They were weak, but they aren't. They're not bad.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

They're cheesy good. They're like they're good from what they are. They're not great.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

Honestly, here's a topic for our great later discussions. Lethal Weapon or Die Hard. I think that'd be a great future future debate training. But anyway. First one? No, Lethal Wet the Lethal Weapon series versus the Die Hard series. Mel Gibson versus Bruce Willis. We're not even going to answer that right now. No, we're not going to answer. I think that'll open up a can of worms, but I think it'd be great. I think it'd be great content.

SPEAKER_02 14:25

I didn't think Marty Ducks too. Definitely takes it.

SPEAKER_04 14:32

I'm going to have to go to Rudy. So I love being a deciding factor here because I have I am torn. I'm about to go to Rudy. So here's here's I have a very complex reason why I'm going to make the choice that I'm going to make, right? He didn't deserve it. So here's here's my thing. Um one deserve everything in the field. One Mighty Ducks 2.

SPEAKER_02 14:49

Bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 14:50

Guys, it was the it was the kids' Olympics or the Kids International Hockey Camp competition. And I don't know if you know this, but the Icelanders were mean. They were. They were very mean.

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And they overcame they overcame that adversity. They overcame the adversity.

SPEAKER_04 15:05

They earned the Icelanders? Grown men. They were. They did definitely earn the diversity of the city. And to be honest, the flying V well understand. Like hold on. I'm not well. Go ahead. Go ahead. The flying V, we got introduced to the Fly V- No, did we get introduced to the Flying V and Mighty Ducks or Mighty Ducks? First one.

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First one. Anyways.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

We saw the resurgence of the of the of the Flying V, which the Knucklepuck. Knucklepuck, right? We see Kenan Thompson, arguably. The first time we see Keenan Thompson as kids who shout out to Keenan, right? The millennial. Arguably, can we can we I'm gonna say this? I'm gonna go on a limb and say this, right? Let's not forget about Goldberg. No, I'm gonna say Keenan Thompson, right? The entertainer for Millennials, right? The king of entertainment for millennials. He has been entertaining us our entire lives. Our entire lives. Our entire lives, just making us laugh. Right? Got Mighty Ducks. It's fair. Keenan and Cal. It's fair. Saturday life. He's the longest, the longest. All that? All that? Mm-hmm. The longest, the longest cast member, the longest uh playing cast member on an SNL.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

Yep. Good.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

I love Kane Thompson. Right? We have to uh there's gotta be a better way to call him the king of the king of millennial entertainment. I'm gonna say that. I'm arguably that's a that's a weird that's weird and kind of lengthy. But there's a better way, there's a better way to say that. But so here's the thing though. And on top of that, right? Emilio Esteves. Amelio! Emilio Esteves, bro. And you get Charlie Conway. I'm gonna say this right now. Rudy's a great movie. And if it was any other college except Notre Dame, I probably would go with it. But to be honest, Notre Dame is the most overrated bullshit program, right, in the NCAA. And for some reason, they are consistently ranked in the top 25 colleges when they don't deserve it. Just like Rudy when he was put on the team for no reason. He didn't deserve it. It is definitely Catholic school. It is Catholic school. What does that do with anything? Yeah, I grew up Catholic. What does that do? What does that have to do with anything? What does that do with anything? I'm just saying. The fight in Irish is as a shitty program, and they get participation rankings every year when they don't deserve it. And just like when Rudy got put into the game when he didn't deserve it. I'm going Mighty Ducks. On a squirrel vote, 2-1. Mighty Ducks D2. D2. Takes it. Alright, here we go. Next round. The next round's gonna be super, super easy, guys. This is this is not even a conversation, really. It's gonna be number four little giants versus number 13, Airbud. Now Airbud launched. More spin-offs. Mm-hmm. Yes, it did. But Little Giants.

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The annexation of Puerto Rico.

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Icebox.

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Icebox. Can't go wrong with the toilet tissue.

SPEAKER_04 17:54

The toilet tissue with the hands? With the hands. With the hands? Practice it. And then he had the tar?

SPEAKER_01 17:58

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 17:58

What? Hey, and don't tell me Ed O'Neill's daughter. Remember Ed O'Neill's daughter? The cute little what? Listen, I can say this because we were, I was young, we were younger than she was in that movie. I can say this. Honestly. Probably one of my first crushes. That's kind of like I was at that age, I was like, I didn't know what I didn't know what girls were, but I like that.

SPEAKER_01 18:19

You know what I'm saying? I actually really say that the guy that's sitting across from me, Eric, his younger picture, looks like Butch. Butch.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

Who's Butch?

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Ain't that the Cowboys guy?

SPEAKER_04 18:33

No, that's um Spike. Spike don't play with girls. Yeah, Spike. Spikes don't play with girls. Spike Spike Spike. Spike don't play with girls.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

And you know what? They were pretty pretty progressive, you know. Girl playing football.

SPEAKER_04 18:44

Girl playing football? Matter of fact, they broke. Not only was she playing football, but she was the quarterback.

SPEAKER_02 18:49

She was dominating.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

Dominating. They run in all good 90s NFL players. And on the quarterback.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

The blonde hair boy was the quarterback. Huh? Oh, the blonde hair boy was the quarterback. She was like the linebacker and the uh the running back. The running back, that's right. She was mm she was dude. She icebox. She locked down that run game. She did. She did. She locked down that run game. And she played in the skirt, yeah. And she played in a skirt. Yeah. Honestly, there's little knee pants.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Listen, I'm gonna But I ain't gonna lie to you. Just seeing the all-star cast of 90s best NFL players in that in that movie. Oh, yeah, we got John Madden.

SPEAKER_04 19:23

John Madden's a classic in that one. All right, P. So here's the thing. Is anyone actually gonna make a full-throated Airbud?

SPEAKER_01 19:31

No.

SPEAKER_04 19:32

No.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Okay, we're gonna move on. He's like Rudy. He shouldn't have been on the court.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

Here's the cool that the dogs can't play basketball. Honestly, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't have a thing against clowns, but I almost did because of the clown in that movie. The clown Airbud. That thing was terrifying. I think with that clown, he was mean. That guy was mean. Yeah. Like his dog just wanted to play basketball with the little boys, man. Well, like, what's the problem? Like Bud just wanted to play basketball. Like, again, it doesn't it doesn't beat the little giants. But my question is the golden retriever just wanted to play basketball.

SPEAKER_01 20:09

So you who you upset Airbud with just so Air Bud could win.

SPEAKER_04 20:13

Nobody. Absolutely not. I absolutely hate that movie. I told you it's the clown. It's the the bad guy in that movie really does terrify me.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

So Airbud is ranked higher than Johnny Tsunami.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

Yeah, it was ranked higher than Johnny Tsunami.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

Well, that's because of our scientific ranking system that we had that put it above it. So that's what happened. So so if it came down to it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

I would have put Johnny Tsunami ahead of Ferrud and not keeping it.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

So you would have chosen Johnny Tsunami. You ready? Oh, so next one? No, no, no. I was making a point. So if it was Johnny Tsunami and Airbud, who you choose?

SPEAKER_04 20:55

I'm choosing Johnny Tsunami. Look, we're not gonna we're not gonna debate on No, we had a very scientific ranking system. Scientific.

unknown 21:04

Scientific.

SPEAKER_04 21:05

So uh that's that's what happened. That's just the way the the method worked out. That's the way the algorithm kicked it out. So all right, next we're gonna go Mighty Ducks number three, Mighty Ducks versus number 14, the Big Green.

SPEAKER_02 21:17

Wait, what's Mighty Ducks?

SPEAKER_04 21:19

Number three. Number three came in. Mighty Ducks came in ranked number three. Big green. We're on the bottom half of the side.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

I thought you talked about B3.

SPEAKER_04 21:27

No, no, no. Mighty Ducks. Original. The original Mighty Ducks.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

Oh, it obviously beats Big Green.

SPEAKER_04 21:32

Obviously, beats the Big Green. But the Big Green gave us that one guy from the sand lot too. It's like his second movie. Right? The The Fat Kid. Yeah, the Fat Kid. Who by the way, has anyone seen him on TikTok recently? Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. So follow him. He follows so do I. He does a little have you seen the dances on the Fox when he does the the uh the football intro music dances?

unknown 21:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

No? Well I gotta send that to you. It's pretty funny. Yeah, it's pretty funny. He's really short too. I didn't expect him to be so short, right?

SPEAKER_02 21:56

I mean, yeah, he I mean we could talk about how great he is, but One great movie and one decent movie. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

No, no, I'm again I'm not I'm not making an argument for the big thing. It doesn't be that Mighty Ducks. I know it's a I mean it's no it's not Mighty Ducks 3, it's the third ranking that coming in at rank number three is Mighty Ducks.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Is Mighty Ducks and the Big Green? Yeah. Yeah, I'm still gonna go with the Big Green.

SPEAKER_04 22:20

Really?

SPEAKER_01 22:21

I'm just serious, because I fell in love with soccer right there.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

It was that teacher.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Oh, the teacher was I'd say. But then like like like look, when they show like how they was trying to kick the ball into the go, like I mean characters like samuraize and this and that, whatever the case may be. I was like, yo, that's a good way to picture your opponent to get over what you gotta get through. It was a good movie.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Olivia de Abo. She was she was pretty hot. Yeah, she was yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

Oh, she's she's a chick from the wonder years. Is she? She's a sister from the wonder years, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:04

That's her gotta love that teacher. Yeah, smoking hot. Yeah, that's her. Yeah, smoke show. Yeah, she was her mom. And here's my thing, too. Like, one, it did introduce a generation of American kids to soccer. Because honestly, until that point, I mean, uh actually, even now, I don't think I can name more than one U.S. soccer player. Me neither. Nope. Still can. I got Brandon Donovan. Is it Landon Donovan? Landon Donovan. Or Brandon Donovan. See, I don't even I just know Messi. He's an American. I know. So honestly, we could argue that the big green introduced soccer to uh generation of Americans, but it didn't do that green of a job. Obviously, it did not do that good of a job. No, absolutely not. That's sexy. You know what? Yeah, you hate to see it. I mean, the big green, though, still. Ducks fly together, man. Ducks fly together. I mean, listen, the big green, you hate to see it go out in the first round. You hate to see it go out in the first round. But to be honest, for it to be ranked number 14, pretty I mean, a pretty solid show ink just off the bat. You know what I'm saying? All right.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

I can't believe Eric Bud was ranked higher than Bait Green.

SPEAKER_04 24:03

It was it's crazy. It's the be it's because of our scientific method.

unknown 24:06

Scientific.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

So here we go with the really the next one is going to hurt. It is it's uh the next match is emotional to me. And to be honest, uh I it's gonna be a hard decision for me. Actually, it's not a hard decision for me. I know what I want, right? Um, but uh we're gonna go number six cool runnings versus number 11 Angels in the outfield.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Well, I know which one you're picking.

SPEAKER_04 24:34

Well, obviously. I'm an Angels fan. I am 100% an Angels fan.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

Are you serious? Are you picking Angels in the Outfield?

SPEAKER_04 24:40

Angels in the Outfield is a superior movie, to be honest. Um it is not it is it is our cooling. Cool Runnings is based on a true story, but yes.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:49

So Angels in the Outfield, do you not believe in God? Because there are angels in the outfield. Angels exist.

SPEAKER_02 24:57

But this is these these are a group of guys. Angels in the outfield is a true story as well. These are a group of guys who had no business bobsledding on a winter Olympics when they live in uh they live in a tropical paradise.

SPEAKER_04 25:07

And this is about Angels in the Outfield is about a movie where a team had no business winning the pen they did with the help of the of God Almighty. God, right? And if you believe in the Trinity like a good Christian, the Holy Spirit, Jesus Christ, and God all came together and unanimously selected the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at the time. The California Angels. They they came together and said and they said the California Angels will win the end this year. And they had angels throwing.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

I think what Leonard are on the same page on this one. Donald Glover.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

Donald Glover. Leon. Okay. From crew runnings. Yes. Listen, obviously I knew what I'm coming up with. Best lines.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

The legendary John Candy. Best lines you're gonna get. Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. Come on, boys.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

Come on, boys. It's pipes. It's pipes lit. But here's the thing, though. Here's the thing. Let me let me let me let me go off the cast here, right? The little boy, Joseph Gordon Levin. Heard of him? Never heard of him again. Lane. What do you mean you've never heard of Never heard of him again? You've never you've never Looper? You've never watched Looper? Joseph Gordon Levin. That's only like third third rock from the sun.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

His favorite movie is uh 500 Days of Summer. 500 Days of Summer?

SPEAKER_04 26:28

He is uh Joseph Gordon Levin? Okay, about this. Danny Glubber? Matthew McConaughey. Heard of those names?

SPEAKER_00 26:33

Matthew McConaughey's name. Matthew McConaughey wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 26:35

Matthew McConaughey's one of the yeah, he's one of the dummy little outfielders or infielders. Really? Yeah. Adrian Brody. He's the pitcher with the yips. Right? Tony Danza. Tony Danza's the old pitcher. He's smoking the cigarette. Right? Neil McDonahue.

unknown 26:55

Right.

SPEAKER_04 26:56

He plays the lieutenant from um he plays the lieutenant in uh in um Banner Brothers. Right? I forgot his name. I forgot his career. Here we go. Hey. J-O. Sanders, the guy with the big chin. Right? Love him. Christopher Lloyd. Christopher Lloyd. Guys, uh this cast right here. It's impeccable. It's a great cast, especially early 90s.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

Cast, but the movie ratings. I'm listening.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

What do you mean the shit? It's shit. I'm obviously listening. I know I'm fighting it up Hill Battlefield. And I gave a full-throated defense of Angels in the Outfield. Because I knew it was going out in this round, and it really hurts me. Okay, how's it going? It hurts my soul. Cool runnings.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Cool runnings. John Candy. John Candy. That's all I gotta say.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

You say John Candy. John Candy is a legendary.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

He's a legend. He's a legend.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

I got Danny Glover, Matthew McConaughey, Tony Danza, and Jones. But still want to keep on going.

SPEAKER_01 27:55

We just want to keep on going. Leon Robinson.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

Who? Are you serious? Leon Robinson. Leon Robinson. Let me see the name. Are you serious?

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Temptations?

SPEAKER_04 28:07

Leon Robinson. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. He's been, yeah, okay. Lil Richard? Yeah, no, I got it. Come on, man. No, I'm not saying he's not a bad actor. He's a hell of an actor. I got Danny Glover.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

Wow, we're going black guys versus black guys. If that's what you're gonna do. No.

SPEAKER_05 28:22

That's what you're gonna do.

SPEAKER_04 28:24

I got a question. I got a question. Did the Holy Spirit come down on those guys and help propel them to winning?

SPEAKER_01 28:31

No, they didn't win. They had nothing to start off with. They had a junkyard sled.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

Yeah, they practiced sled. They practiced going down a hill. A hill. And still made it to the Olympics.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

I got a question. Did they make the cut? Yes. Yeah, they made it until the Olympics. No, no, no. Do they make the cut at the Olympics? Yes. No, I believe they fa I believe they fell. They made it until the Olympics. They made it to the Olympics. Okay. Alright, listen. Have you made it to the Olympics? Good inspirational movie. I mean, I could make it, maybe. Good inspirational movie. I don't know. I can get in the concession for 32. I can get good at something. Shooting? Archery? Right? Could we get good at something? Hold on. This is a serious question. At our age, do you think there's something we can get good at get to the Olympics? No. What what's the what's the what's the what's the little two? Curling? Curling. Absolutely not. Yeah. We cannot get good enough air curling. I don't think we could. Me on ice? Yeah, no. Eric, why don't you think wood can go on ice?

SPEAKER_02 29:39

It's the black ice man. Rob me of your balance.

SPEAKER_04 29:46

You know, there was some there was some black eyes. There was some black ice on my street all week. Just sneaks up right behind you. They were just sneaking up behind people. Oh good.

SPEAKER_03 29:56

Robbing people of their balance. It's about their tongue, Philos. We're getting close to their tongue.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

Okay. So we're going to number six cool runnings. I just want to, I just want it note, I just want it annotated that Angels in the Owlfield is a I'm not disputing that it's not a good movie. It's a great movie. Um I think it is ranked too low, and I think it definitely deserves a spot in the second round. However, I understand. I understand that sometimes because of our scientific method. Scientific. Scientific. That things don't happen the way you want it to. So we're gonna go ahead and move on. All right, crown in baseball. There's no crown in baseball. Okay, here we go. To our next our next round. We've got number seven, Waterboy versus number ten, Happy Gilmore.

SPEAKER_00 30:39

Honestly, this happened this happened in Waterboy. That's the land slap. It's a landslide. That's a land slap.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

One Waterboy get out of here.

SPEAKER_00 30:46

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_04 30:46

Happy Gilmore is a superior movie. One, it's the only golf, it's the only golf movie that we have on here. One, two.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

Yeah, alright. Alright. But Waterboy is catchy.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

But Mama Cid. It's more catchy. The alligators are more because they all know.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

Who doesn't who hasn't done a happy Gilmore swing on a golf ball? And I think I've never done it. You've never done Happy Gilmore swing? No. No. They literally call it the Happy Gilmore. When you go to places, they call it don't do the Happy Gilmore swing. Yeah, of course. That's what they call it. Of course. Do they have a thing that would they have anything in the world that says don't do the water boy? Don't do the be don't don't act like the water boy? No.

SPEAKER_01 31:22

No, because nobody can play that part better than Adam Sandler. You don't go full retard.

SPEAKER_04 31:30

That's Tropic Founder.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

I know. He did not go full retard.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

I just want to know why you look like Robert Downing Jr. in that movie.

SPEAKER_04 31:44

Wow. Wow. Hey, why can't Lee Thompson snowboard?

SPEAKER_02 31:48

Because he's not alive anymore.

unknown 31:50

Oh, okay. Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 31:51

Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 31:52

Wow. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. Right. R.I.P. Um Waterboy. Waterboy. Waterboy. I mean. You know what? Honestly, I hate I just wanted to have confrontation here because obviously Waterboy's a superior movie. But my mom said it's Joe Montana. Mama said it's Joe Montana. Mama said Mama said alligator. Mama said alligator's all angry because they got all their tooth, but no toothbrushes.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

Mama said happiness comes from little sunshine the rainbows. The Adubla Ablan Gata. Mama's wrong again.

SPEAKER_01 32:33

No curtain standers.

SPEAKER_04 32:34

You were wrong.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

Mama's right.

SPEAKER_04 32:38

Say hi to mama for me. We'll do curtain sanders.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

They ever catch that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye. No compliments. No, mama. Compliments of Captain Sanders.

SPEAKER_04 32:53

I like Villa Valicorn. She stole me her boobies. I like them too.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

You can't get it better than it, bro. You can do it. Cut it drinking that up.

SPEAKER_04 33:08

You can do it. You can do it. You know what's really funny? That's like the first thing that everyone quoted after that movie. But like the older you get, it's like, oh, it's funny. That movie's so that's got so many other one-liners. It really is. So many. It's a great movie. That's good. All right. Well, that's that. Well, you know, I was sitting here trying to quote Happy Gilmore. But you know, you got the the price is wrong. You're gonna die, clown! The price is wrong. Go home, ball. Go home.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

Are you too good for your home? It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. They wouldn't let me play in the the because you're black? No, because an alligator took my hand.

SPEAKER_04 33:51

What did Ben Stiller's uh character say to his grandma? Be like, uh, this is my home now, or you're are you are you pulling double duty? What did he what did he say? Oh, my back hurts.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Or my fingers hurt. Well, now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscape duty. You will go to sleep, or I don't put you to sleep.

SPEAKER_04 34:08

You're in my world, grandma. Ben Stiller honestly stole the scenes that he was in, completely stole the stole the movie in those movie in those scenes that he was in. Fantastic. We do. All right, number two Space Jam versus number 15 Major League. Now, Major League is the one with Charlie Sheen, right?

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Wow, but wow things Willie Mayhays. That is that is that is a great movie. Serrano.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

It's a fantastic movie. I love them.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Are you telling me Jesus can't hit a curveball?

SPEAKER_04 34:32

Oh, that's what the um that's what the guy was doing voodoo, right? That's the guy with the voodoo. Yeah, okay. I mean, great movie. We will but it's it's good. It's against it against the guys.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

That's the allstake guy, right?

unknown 34:47

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 34:48

Oh, I don't know, is it? Serano?

SPEAKER_04 34:49

Yeah. Come on, bro. Wow. Bro, seriously in 2022? You're in the middle of the year. 2022? That's a bit much, don't you think, bud? Come on, man. That's a bit much. Excuse me. Yeah. No, he's not the allstate guy. No, that's a racist. I don't know that one.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

Well, well, well, well, you can say that, but it's prejudice on my end.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

Alright, well, that's super prejudice on your end. Yeah, it's just prejudice. Not all black guys look alike. Well, well, that's what she said.

SPEAKER_04 35:16

Alright. But here's the thing, Major Leagues. We can all agree. Right, when they ask for Charlie Sheen to come out of the back and they start saying wild things, it's like you get excited, right? It's a great thing. It's a great. But let's be honest. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Are you gonna actually sit down and rewatch Space Jam?

unknown 35:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

Or Major League. Yeah, Space Space Jam.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

Space Jam. Space Jam.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

Honestly, there's you know No. I just watch I just rewatched Space Jam because of my daughter. Well, it's a classic. Honestly, you know what that means.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

Honestly, you know what that means.

SPEAKER_04 35:48

But if it wasn't for my daughter, I wouldn't have watched it. But you know what that means when you showed your daughter in that movie? You know what that means? I'm not gonna show her, I'm not gonna show her major league yet. No, it means you're a fantastic father. I mean that's LeBron Space Jam? No, Michael Jordan's jam. I didn't say Space Jam too. Why would I want to watch the second? Why would I want to watch the second best? I can only get through half of it, honestly. I can only get through half of it. I did hear someone, I was listening to NPR and they were talking about the Space Jam, and they were like, oh, this movie, everyone was like ragging on the movie on NPR of all places, right? And the and the moderator was like, guys, it it's a it's a kid movie. Like you're you saw Space Jam as a kid and saw it through kids' eyes, and it's nostalgic, and you love it, and you love it for what it is. You are now watching Space Jam through two through an adult eyes, and it's a kid movie. It is a kid movie.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

And if you think about it like that was a modern, it's actually a modern kid movie.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

Yeah, it's like a it's a kid movie, and it's a modern kid movie, and you're no, you're not gonna be able to.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

Let's just be honest and just realize that LeBron failed to measure up to Jordan again. I'm gonna say Hey, hey, hey, that's I'm gonna say he was always I'm gonna say working it's hard to get. Better shoes.

SPEAKER_04 37:02

I'm gonna go and say Space Jam wins this one, though. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:06

All right. Definitely. You got you have one of the best co-actors on on the movie, man.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

Okay. So here we go, guys. We've got um Larry Bird. No, so we only got Hey listen, we only have Phil Murray. We only have one upset. Through the first round, we have one upset. All right, uh, we have number one, we're getting to the second round, we have number one Sainlant versus number nine League of Their Own. Then we have number five, Mighty Ducks two versus number four little giants. And then you have number three, Mighty Ducks versus number six cool runnings, and then number seven, water boy versus number two spaces. So there was only one upset in the first round. Right? Because I can arguably say that our very scientific method scientific uh definitely got the job right. Right, called it. I called it.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

What's up? I'm just waiting for it.

SPEAKER_04 37:55

Okay, so we're gonna go ahead and do the first match on this one.

SPEAKER_01 37:57

That's about to be hard.

SPEAKER_04 37:58

Number one, Sandlot versus number nine, league of their own.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

Sandlot.

SPEAKER_04 38:04

This is even a question. Yeah, it is a question. You're killing me, Smalls. You know, I was waiting for someone to say it. I was waiting for someone to say it.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

I'm going with Sandlot, man. I need Wendy Peppercorn.

unknown 38:16

Oh, Wendy Peppercorn.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

I'd probably figure on. Yeah. I'd do it.

SPEAKER_04 38:20

That's you know what, that's sexual assault. I'm actually, I'm gonna I'm gonna say I'm gonna say that's sexual assault. That is sexual assault. That's essay, bro. Is it when you're 10? Yeah, she he essayed that's that's toxic behavior.

SPEAKER_02 38:32

In the 50s?

SPEAKER_04 38:33

Yeah, it doesn't matter when it was, it's still wrong. Wrong is wrong. Just because Genghis Khan killed 40 million people in the 1200s doesn't mean it was right. He helped the population.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

It's not wrong. I think the one statistic is one in two hundred people can trace back their lineage to Genghis Khan.

SPEAKER_04 38:55

So I'm gonna say League of Their Own Topics, Junior Davis. Great one-liners, the whole movie. It's uh it's a movie that gives you the good gives you the good feels, right? The Sandlot is just a glorification of 1950s Middle America. And to be honest, we can all agree that the 1950s was not America at its best. Right. Arguably it was America, it was America when we were when we were getting to our best. But nowhere near our best.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

You had a Hispanic and Benny the Jet Rodriguez. And their picture was a black guy.

SPEAKER_04 39:33

White passing. They only did that for diversification. They did that for a 90s audience.

SPEAKER_01 39:39

One in one, actually.

SPEAKER_04 39:41

Yeah. One in one. Yeah, can we honestly sit here and think that in the 50s that black kid or that hispanic kid would have been playing with them?

SPEAKER_02 39:48

In California? Probably, yeah. Ah, you know what it was in California.

SPEAKER_04 39:51

It wasn't California. And that's that's I I I can attest. My family did grow up in uh pretty diversified neighborhoods even for then. California, so we're gonna go ahead and uh obviously I'm not changing your guys' mind with the Sandlaw, right? Nope.

unknown 40:05

No.

SPEAKER_04 40:06

Oh with the San Lot, right? You're killing me, Smalls. Honestly, and uh You're killing me, Smalls is the only thing that's carrying this movie. I'm gonna say that just for the next round. Just a little food for thought. Okay, so a little food for thought. Sandlaw won this round. A little food for thought for the next round. Here we go. Okay. Number five, Mighty Ducks 2 versus number four little giants.

SPEAKER_01 40:24

Little Giants. And I'm going with little giants just because Mighty Ducks 2.

SPEAKER_02 40:29

Mighty Ducks now. Huh? Mighty Ducks 2. Wouldn't you just why?

SPEAKER_04 40:37

Yeah, I need a reason. I need you to I need a full I need a good argument. Whoa. Why do you think Mighty Ducks do?

SPEAKER_02 40:42

Goldberg. Goldberg.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Uh you said Goldberg twice.

SPEAKER_02 40:48

Twice. Twice.

SPEAKER_04 40:50

Is it the fat guy? Is it the fat guy? I think so. Join in. You're like, that's a good thing. That's a solid showing. He did against Kat. Thank you. Against Kat. Yeah. Because he wasn't good at goalie. You know what he was? He was just fat. He just took up a goal.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

Yeah, thank you. He wasn't even good goalie. The guy from Texas. The guy from Texas. Yeah, the cowboy. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:10

He was good, but you know he was a good brother Lasso. Oh, the Bash Brothers. Bash Brothers. I'm not gonna lie. Bash Brothers. I love that brothers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

Let's not forget the uh the teacher was pretty hot. Teacher was pretty hot.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:22

And the blonde uh Iceland coach, the lady.

SPEAKER_01 41:26

Yeah, she was hot too. Shh, yeah, she was. She was hot. She was she was hot. But I'm still going with the Giants.

SPEAKER_04 41:32

Yeah, so here's the thing about Little Giants, right? One, I think my hatred for the NFC East is well documented with you guys, correct? Yeah. Correct. I I and hate the entire division. Right. And the fact that they made a movie with two of those teams in that division uh as the main thing.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Well, number one, if you're if you're gonna pick a team from a division of football, you might as well pick from the greatest division. Well the NFC East.

SPEAKER_04 41:54

Here's the thing the worst team in that division, with the worst fans, are the Dallas Cowboys. Right. Dallas Cowboys. I can argue, hold on, hold on. It's definitely the Eagles. We're gonna go on, we're gonna go on record and saying this is an anti-Count podcast. 100%. This is an anti anti-Cowboys. Yes. I don't I mean I don't like the Eagles. I know I don't like the entire division.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

They're like a very close second, like it's so close.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

Are you just mad because the commandos wasn't in the Giants?

SPEAKER_04 42:26

Oh yeah. There's no commanders. There's no commies. Okay, well, yeah. I mean, it was in Ohio. It was in Ohio too. Yeah, it was. Which doesn't make any sense, too, because it took place in Urbane, Ohio, right? Mm-hmm. Are you really that are you are you really the Browns and the Bengals? Urbana, Ohio. And yeah, they didn't do Browns and Bengals. They did Giants and Cowboys. Why would you want to be the Browns or Bengals? I'm saying that says a lot about the Browns and the Bengals, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_01 42:49

No, as a kid, I played for the Cowboys. Of course you did. I played for the Cowboys as a kid.

SPEAKER_02 42:55

I did play for the Giants as a Cowboys. So here's the thing that people say like that.

SPEAKER_04 42:59

The annexation of Puerto Rico, right, is a classic. It is. Right. And then little kid with the with the typical nerd outfit. The strategies and the strategies and the glasses. And here's something to work with. And here's the thing. But Conway, make a move, Conway. I get it. But here's my thing. I've got one more argument for the little giants that is going to take it. And if you're going to vote for Little Giants now, I'm going to back your play and I'm going to wait for my argument for the next one. Okay. I'm going to save an argument.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_04 43:32

I'm saving an argument. He finally lost one. It's Little Giants.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 43:38

Here we go.

SPEAKER_02 43:38

Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 43:40

Number three Mighty Ducks versus number six cool runnings.

SPEAKER_03 43:45

Number three Mighty Ducks versus number six cool runnings. Mighty ducks. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, Mighty Ducks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:51

I I listen. Feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. Come on, boys. This is Bobside Time. It's classic. It's a classic. Honestly, when they when they go all the Way down to the end and they flip and then they get up and then they get up one second, quack, and they get up, and they get up and they carry it to the end.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

SPEAKER_01 44:11

See? I couldn't even finish it. No, I think you could have kept finishing while he's in the background. Quack, quack, quite a bit. I tried to that that that that that was that was pretty crazy, but you got a little spot.

SPEAKER_04 44:21

I got into it. That is how catchy the money doesn't quack is. That was a little spot. And to be honest, make a m make a move, Conway. Or that's no. Make a move Conway is D3. But still, I guess you still get Charlie Conway Conway. Yeah, that's when they're in high school. You get Triple Deke. Triple Dek. You get the Triple Dek. You get Charlie Conway. You get his mom. Just a single mom working hard in the diner in Minneapolis.

SPEAKER_02 44:43

But what kind of community service puts a, you know, yeah, you're you're a felon. And we're going to put you in the middle of the year.

SPEAKER_04 44:51

He wasn't a felon. He was a former Pee-Wee League hockey star who had a chance at the pros and failed but became a lawyer. Who got a DUI. He's not a felon, he got a DUI. And it's Emilia Westavez. Right? And they were like, hey man, listen, you can make it a you can make a solid commitment. You can make a solid commitment to the community. Go teach some hockey.

SPEAKER_02 45:10

Well, let's be honest. I mean, he endangered all their lives driving on that ice. No, that ice.

SPEAKER_04 45:15

First of all, did you not hear what he told Charlie Conway's mom? That's still bad of ice. He has been, I've been on this ice since I was a kid. I know how much it can take. It can take two limos. I don't know if that's exactly what he said to his mom, but he said something like that.

SPEAKER_00 45:27

No, he said it shows ice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:28

He said he said exactly like, hey, I've been on this ice my entire life. I know what it can handle. I didn't endanger anybody. No, it's a different world up there, bro. Don't don't drive. Dude, it's a different world up there.

SPEAKER_00 45:37

That ice is thick. It's cold. What are they most of the things? They spent like, yeah. I've been in Minnesota.

SPEAKER_04 45:41

I've been to Minnesota in the winter, bro. Minnesota, don't you know? It's all a little bit. I I will say this. The only problem I do have with that movie is that they were all from Minnesota and none of their accents were thick. None of them. No. None of them. None of them. No, there's typical American accents. And I've I've been to Minnesota a couple times. Right. I heard a little kind of a couple of things. My wife's my wife my in-laws. My in-laws are from Minnesota, and I'm going to tell you this right now. All hey there, don't you know? Hey, they uh they definitely talk. That was weird too. But that's, you know. Hey there, hold there, hi there. Hey. That's definitely weird. Hey. I mean, I'm not gonna say they talk weird, they have a they just have an accent, and there was no accents in my accent. It's the only thing I can take away. But it's definitely better than Cool Rodics.

SPEAKER_00 46:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:17

Definitely better. 100%.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

This is the one I'm waiting for.

SPEAKER_04 46:21

Here we go. Number seven Waterboy versus number two space jam. Honestly, I think this is probably gonna be the hardest one on the second round. Arguably.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

It is. It is it's the hardest one. And I'm still going with Waterboy. I thought about it long and hard. Long and hard. I'll just make your argument.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

Because when it comes to No, I need you to defend Water Boy for me. Yeah, but when it comes to Actually, no, hold on, hold on. I'm I'm choosing Space Jam. I just want I just want you to know you can make your case for Waterboy right now. Um, but I will be making a rebuttal.

SPEAKER_01 46:55

Oh, of course, of course. Of course. Now, when it comes to the Waterboy, it it like I said, it has a lot of one-liners that you just cannot forget about. Um just that whole premise of that story. You want to go play football right in and there. Right in and there. And for Alan Sandler to actually create that movie and make it his own, is a is a beautiful movie. Beautiful movie.

SPEAKER_02 47:25

Beautiful movie.

SPEAKER_04 47:27

Is that are you done? Yeah, I'm done. So his basis, right? Eric, I guess if you're the deciding factor, if you want to be the deciding factor here, right? Or those at home wanting to listen.

SPEAKER_02 47:36

I could be swated, yes.

SPEAKER_04 47:38

My esteemed colleague here has two points. One-liners, and it makes you want to play football, right? That's his only two points. And I will argue and say Space Jam also has Space Jam has one-liners. Right? Bill Murray. Bill Murray goes in and plays, right? It's got Michael's Michael's Secret. What is it? Michael's Secret Game Time Juice. What is it? Michael's, what is what is it called? What does Bugs Money Give? No, that's not to Bill Murray, that's to um Newman. It's got Newman and Bill Murray in the in the in the movie, right? So cast wise. And Larry Bird passed up on Larry Bird, man. It's got Muggsy Bugs, Muggsy Bugs, Muggsy Bogues.

SPEAKER_02 48:20

You gotta pass it in. Definitely top five.

SPEAKER_01 48:22

You gotta pass up Larry Bird.

SPEAKER_02 48:24

Larry Bird's top five.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

No. Because Larry Bird ain't even had no lines. Not like that.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:32

Come on. I'm sorry. I apologize.

SPEAKER_04 48:37

It's got a fantastic lineup of NBA, of current, at the time, current NBA stars. Newman, Bill Murray, Michael Jordan. And then let's not forget the entire cast of Looney Tunes. Right? Pure nostalgia, right off the top, right? Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Little Marvin Martian, right? Tasmanian Devil. Yosemite Sam. And then it also gives us what? The sexiest bunny ever to exist. Lola.

SPEAKER_01 49:08

Right? So that's one. Not to be sexist. Go ahead. But she did have titties in that movie. Bro, she definitely did have titties in that movie, absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 49:15

The sexy ass bunny.

SPEAKER_01 49:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Sexy ass bunny. Yeah, no, it's not sexist. She had titties and it was a great movie. Gotta love Lola Bunny, right?

SPEAKER_02 49:22

Yeah, what they did the Lola Bunny and the new one. And travel.

SPEAKER_04 49:26

Then let's then and let's not let's top it off, right? The the driving factor, and I'm gonna I'm gonna kill you with this point. Brian McKnight.

unknown 49:42

It wasn't Brian McKnight, it was it.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

It was.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

Yeah, it was.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

I'm gonna kill you with this point. I'm gonna kill you with this point. It's a little kid movie, and R. Kelly was the singer.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

Oh, R. Kelly, Jesus Christ. I didn't mention it. Listen. Hey, we can see. Hey, we can go we can go back and ignore that, right? Okay, I'm gonna kill you at this point. Ready for this? Ready for this? Hold on. It was R. Kelly. It was R.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

Kelly.

SPEAKER_04 50:04

I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_01 50:05

It was R. Kelly.

SPEAKER_03 50:06

I believe I can fly.

SPEAKER_04 50:07

But I believe I can fly. I'll fly like an easy one.

SPEAKER_01 50:10

Fly like an easy.

SPEAKER_03 50:12

That was a seal. That was a seal. That was seal. I was gonna say seal for next. I was gonna say seal next. Yeah, that was seal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:18

Yeah. Your spirit carries me down. Wonder fly. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 50:25

It was a good, it was it was a good soundtrack. Arguably. It was a good soundtrack.

SPEAKER_04 50:29

Arguably the best soundtrack ever to accompany a kid's movie outside of Tarzan.

SPEAKER_01 50:34

You say it has a it you say it has a lot of one-liners.

SPEAKER_04 50:38

Coolio?

SPEAKER_01 50:39

Do your one-liners.

SPEAKER_04 50:40

Quad City DJs. Do your one liners. D'Angelo, Monica, Salt Pepper.

unknown 50:48

R.

SPEAKER_04 50:48

Kelly, Jay-Z. Spit Doctors?

SPEAKER_01 50:51

Do your one-liners. Okay, maybe they have Waterboy has them all one-liners. 100%. Waterboard you can watch over and over and over again and still laugh at the same ass shit. You're not watching Space Jam by yourself.

SPEAKER_04 51:07

I'm not gonna lie. I think I felt like I felt like I left Space Jam down here.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

Now we know how your dad feels.

SPEAKER_00 51:21

I feel beat, but I'm gonna tell you this right now.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

But I'm I'm not disagreeing with you. The best album ever for a kid's movie is Space Jam. It's Space Jam. It is. It's a great album. It is. It's got the Looney Tunes. It's got everything you want in a movie. And to be honest, I I think to uh for it to lose to Waterboy in the second round would be a travesty. It definitely deserves to go to the next round. It does, but it went with the superior movie. It went with it.

SPEAKER_01 51:48

Against a superior movie that you can watch again and again and again and again and again.

SPEAKER_04 51:54

Yeah, but the the Space Jam is just a better. I could watch Space Jam over and over again. I love Space Jam. Oh you can't. Yeah, it's a better movie.

SPEAKER_02 52:02

Alright. I'm gonna go off nostalgia nostalgic sake alone. And I want to go with Space Jam.

unknown 52:14

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 52:17

Okay, here we guys get guys. Listen.

SPEAKER_01 52:19

So I would I really want to be like one of those women off those podcasts that we just want to trash and throw my headphones and walk out.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

We've got we want to say we have we have three more. We have three more matches. Okay. Three more. Oh yeah. Three more matches. We have the final four, and then the final four, and then we have the championship round. So in the final four, we have number one Sanlot versus number four little giants. Number three, Mighty Ducks versus number two Space Jam. I will say this one, two, three, and four all made it to the finals. So on our very scientific method.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

Scientific. Scientific.

SPEAKER_04 53:01

Definitely got uh got it correct with the rankings. So we're gonna go number one Sanlot versus number four little giants. I'll let you guys go. You know where I stand. I'm voting for Little Giants. And whenever you want to I'm with Little Giants.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

There's no question. There is no question.

SPEAKER_04 53:17

Well, it looks like I'm saving my argument for the championship round then.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

Because John is right. Carries Sanlot. Carries it.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

Please do never die. What? Baby Ruthie? Babe Ruth? No, come on.

SPEAKER_01 53:35

No.

SPEAKER_02 53:35

James Earl Jones.

SPEAKER_04 53:36

How long did it take you to come up with that? It took you almost the entire, like an hour of us talking.

SPEAKER_00 53:40

I didn't need to.

SPEAKER_04 53:41

I'm just saying You're killing me small.

SPEAKER_00 53:43

I didn't need to the only movie I like.

SPEAKER_01 53:45

An L7 Weenie? No, it's only two movies. It's only two movies I like, James Earl Jones.

SPEAKER_02 53:50

You throw a ball like a girl.

SPEAKER_01 53:51

Star Boys and Lion King.

unknown 53:53

I double dog dare you. I triple Dog Dare you.

SPEAKER_04 53:59

No, it's great. Great. But here's the thing, though. When you say Sandlaw, what do people think? Come on, man. You're killing me, Smalls. Every time. Not only that, but the fact that you're holding out. What do they think when they think Little Giants? You're killing me, Smalls.

SPEAKER_02 54:16

The annexation of Puerto Rico, and that's it. So you have two one-liner liners that stand in the test. Honestly, honestly. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 54:23

So here the numbers are stacked against you. I have one argument, and now I'm saving it. Because this is my personal favorite. I'm saving this for the championship round. I'm carrying it. And I'm carrying it. I'm going to drop the bomb on why Little Giants is the best. Are we voting Little Giants? Little Giants. Little Giants. Bam, Sam Lot. Ow.

unknown 54:39

Dang.

SPEAKER_04 54:39

First upset. Second upset. Second upset. Finally got one. Alright, here we go. Mighty Ducks versus Space Champ.

SPEAKER_01 54:45

Space Champ. Mighty Ducks. How dare you? You you just went with nostalgia. Yeah, what's not more nostalgia than Mighty Ducks, bro? There's no nostalgia with Mighty Ducks. It's a great movie. You're going over you just named.

SPEAKER_04 55:05

But I am going to go.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

I'm going to vote Space Jam.

SPEAKER_04 55:07

I'm about to say the whole soundtrack. As much as I love Mighty Ducks, I'm going with Space Jam.

SPEAKER_03 55:16

I'm going with Space Jam.

SPEAKER_02 55:17

I gave you the win. That's what you're going to do to me.

SPEAKER_04 55:19

Listen, man. You're going to betray me like that? This is betrayed. What we're trying to do here is we're trying to get to the truth. Right? We're trying to get to the truth. And you will lie. I'm not lying. Mighty Ducks is a great movie. It's ranked number three. It's going to finish third. It's definitely better than Spanish.

SPEAKER_02 55:35

It's going to finish third. It's definitely better than Space Jam. It's going to finish third. Our scientific method.

SPEAKER_04 55:40

Alright, how about this? How about this? We're going to have a third place bracket. I'm making it right now. I'm making a third place bracket, right? Space Jam is in. So our championship round. So it was who lost Jamaica? Our championship round is little giants, right? Versus Space Jam. However, the third place bracket is St. Lot versus Mighty Ducks. Eric. I think you know where we stay at. I'm gonna vote. You know where we stay at. What do you think finishes third? St. Lon or Mighty Ducks.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

These two teams should be in the championship.

SPEAKER_03 56:18

What should we do?

SPEAKER_02 56:19

They should be in the championship. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay, listen.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

That's not a bad that's not a bad thing. That's not a bad argument. That's not a bad argument. That is an argument for plenty of third place games that these two should be the championship, that these two should be in the championship round, not the other two, and that's that's a very solid argument for a lot of third place games. But unfortunately they're not, and this is the third place game we have right now.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

Go around and start saying, Hey, can you quote little giants for me? And no one's gonna be able to do it. Right. A majority of people won't be able to do it. You go around and tell people quote San Lot for me. I guarantee you everyone's gonna say you're killing me small.

SPEAKER_04 56:55

So unfortunately, Sanlot though is in the third place round, not the championship round. What I'm saying is that you know what you did wrong.

SPEAKER_02 57:02

You know you you did wrong. But you lost. You were wrong.

SPEAKER_01 57:05

What did he do wrong? What did I do wrong? I voted first.

SPEAKER_04 57:09

Voted fairly and squarely. Wrong. Squarely and fairly thing.

SPEAKER_02 57:15

Third place.

SPEAKER_04 57:16

Little giants versus mighty ducks.

SPEAKER_02 57:18

I abstain.

SPEAKER_04 57:19

You can't abstain. I can't abstain. You can't abstain. It's a three-person vote. We made those rules. You can't abstain. Yeah. I know where my vote goes. Where does your vote go? I'm going, I'm voting Mighty Ducks for third place? Well, what'd you get?

SPEAKER_02 57:29

What do you got on? No, what you got?

SPEAKER_00 57:30

I want to know what you do.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

What you got? What you got? No, go ahead, Wood.

SPEAKER_00 57:33

No, no, I didn't need to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 57:34

I guess you said if he's gonna give us the final four, if he's just gonna let us steamroll the final four, we'll steamroll the third place game too. Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 57:41

Go ahead. That's what you guys are doing. That's what you find. That's not what we're doing. That's what we hate. Go ahead. No, that's what you're that's what you're doing.

SPEAKER_04 57:46

Listen, I'm sorry your taste in movies is not as uh refined as ours.

SPEAKER_02 57:51

And the thing I gave you Space Jam. Yeah, you would be very biased at that voice. And that's why you're fucking with me right now.

SPEAKER_04 57:59

So it's San Love versus Mighty Ducks. Who comes in third? Alright, now on three. On three. On three. Okay. Shake hands. Shake hands. On three. Shake hands on three. Come on. One, two, three. Mighty ducks.

SPEAKER_02 58:16

You shook on it. Wasn't gonna do it, man. Hold your abstain.

SPEAKER_01 58:21

It's a strong principle. Principles, man. No, that's that's just pride. Alright, here we go. That is pride. That's pride.

SPEAKER_04 58:29

You really thought San Lot was gonna take it. That's pride.

SPEAKER_01 58:32

Alright. Here we go. Little giants. You can watch Mighty Ducks all day, every day. All day, every day. You can't watch San Lot all day.

SPEAKER_04 58:39

No, you can't. Yeah, I couldn't. Yeah, good. Okay, here we go. Little Giants in the championship round. Little Giants, number four ranked Little Giants versus number two space sham. I'm gonna say this, and the it's it's a line I quote religiously. It's honestly something I live my life by. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 58:57

I didn't ask for your life story.

SPEAKER_04 58:59

I'm giving you my life story and I'm gonna tell you why I support this movie on why I think it deserves a championship round. Or why it deserves a championship. Why it deserves the best 90 sports movie and why they this movie means so much to me. Right, Rick Moranis gives a speech at halftime. Right, he he tells a story about him and his brother Ed O'Neill. How they raced down this hill by their house. And then he raced it every day. And Ed O'Neill beat him. Every day. Except one time when they when when Rick Moranas was in seventh grade, and Ed O'Neill was in eighth or ninth. And they raced down this hill. Right? And Rick Moranas won. And he looked at his team and said, hey listen guys, he beat me every day. He beat me 99 times out of a hundred. But you know what that does? That still leaves one time. That still leaves one time.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:02

That's cool, but I'm going to Space Channel.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:04

I'm not gonna lie. I'm the famous, wisest person I know on the movie screen. If you ain't first, you're last. I'm going with Space Channel.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:19

I realize, I realize that again, for the second episode in a row, I have lost the championship round. And I feel as though unfortunately, sometimes it doesn't work. It is sometimes it's sometimes it doesn't work out. Both are nostalgic movies. This we did.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:44

I think it's The Little Giants was a good movie. I love The Little Giants deserved to be in the championship round.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:59

All right. So the results. Coming in at number four, the Sandlot. Coming in number three, Mighty Ducks won. Coming in at four on a squirrel or coming in at number sac or coming in at second, ranked number four on a squirrel decision two to one was the little giants. And then number one, the undisputed champion of 90s sports movies. Number one in number one in shoes, number one in NBA MVPs, number one in NBA Finals Championships. Michael Jordan himself bringing the good Jordan. Thanks everybody. Thanks for joining us. Hope to hear you back. Hope to see you guys next time. Have a good night.