Stop looking at me swan

Adam sandler movies

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

Actually, I don't know where we're starting here. Actually, you could probably start where I just said I don't know where we're starting from. Because every we'll have a good ten minutes of conversation, then someone will say something fucked up and you get we keep we keep getting a good start to the show and then it just like then someone says something really incredible.

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We gotta act like you're like you're probably you say what?

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We haven't done it live yet.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Yeah, right. Oh, we can't do a live. I mean we could do a live. Not right now. Well, this isn't live. Well, obviously it's not live. It's not I'm just saying we just have to get the incriminated stuff done beforehand.

SPEAKER_03 0:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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I feel like that's a good start. Yeah. Go ahead. I feel like that's a good start. Me saying we got to get the incriminating stuff done beforehand because I think we did a good job this time.

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It's time for random brackets.

SPEAKER_02 0:57

Welcome back to Random Brackets, everybody. I know it's been a while. I'm John.

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Eric.

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Wood. And uh I really appreciate you guys uh listening to this because I know it's been about six, seven months since the last time we recorded a podcast. You know, life gets in the way sometimes. And uh what we did learn today is Wood would give it out to the homies if he was a girl. So appreciate that, Wood. Thank you so much. No sir, no sir, no sir, no sir. Whoa! You are a hero, a real American hero. Real American hero. Uh glad we got the food. Glad we got the food. That was pre-episode. Well, that part was no, don't worry. Yeah. Cut that out and everything. Thanks, Eric. So today we are going to be uh ranking what we did rank already because of the scientific method. Scientific. Scientific uh Adam Sandler movies. So we kind of did this last minute, uh, you know, because uh we're horrible people. So let's just go to the top. Let's go to the top of the rankings. All right, number one's gonna be Waterboy, he's gonna go up against number 16 click. Then we're headed over to the wedding singer at number eight versus uh eight crazy nights at number nine. Number four, happy Gilmore versus number 13. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Number five, 50 First Dates going up against number 12, Little Nikki. Uh two, Mr. Deeds going against 15, don't mess with the Zohan. And uh number seven, blended going up against Big Daddy, which is kind of a lopsided match, but we we'll we'll get to that. I mean, it's already yeah, that's a that's an uneven weird match already. Number three, grown-ups versus number fourteen, longest yard. Whatever. And then number sixteen, Hunt Hotel Transylvania versus number 11, Billy Madison. So we're gonna start at the top like we do every time of uh go ahead and get the one seat out of the way. Number one, water boy versus number sixteen click. So you know I you know I have to naturally defend number sixteen right off the bat, right? Everyone's gotta defend, you gotta defend number sixteen, give it a little bit of a chance, right? Good movie. It's a wholesome movie. It's a wholesome movie.

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You know, it gets in the field. You get to rewind life back and forth, back and forth, because he misses it. Back and forth if you want to.

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Learns valuable life lessons. Pause it when you want to. Right. Hard pause. That's a hell of a story. That was a hell of a story. Great story. Right? And uh his wife, who's uh who plays his wife in that movie?

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Um God.

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Janice. Janice. One of uh I need to check that. I'm sorry. Check the stats on that. Janice. Janice. Yeah. That's our producer.

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Our producer.

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K Beckensell, that's right. Smoke show of a wife. Love K Becensell.

SPEAKER_05 3:32

I love that theory that Adam Taylor just puts hot women in there just so we can kiss them?

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Yeah. Honestly. Of course.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

I mean, I'd do that too. He'd do that to every movie he plays in. I mean, who wouldn't? I mean, who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? Instead of playing himself, yeah. Say what?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. He pulled a little Mrs. Delphire thing with his sister. Oh, yeah, it's right. Yeah, Jack and J. That's not on the list.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

That was a horrible movie.

SPEAKER_05 3:59

Um going for the best, not the worst.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

I mean, so so granted, we're all gonna go water boy, right? Oh, definitely. I mean, just a classic. Just a solid, solid movie. Classic.

SPEAKER_03 4:08

Everybody knows the memes to it, everything.

SPEAKER_02 4:10

It's like um Forrest Gump, but dumb, like a dumb, funny forrest gump.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

Yeah, they both played football. Yeah, they both played football.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

They're both dumb and they both played football.

SPEAKER_03 4:23

Hold on, Forrest played football?

SPEAKER_02 4:24

Yeah, he played for Alabama.

SPEAKER_05 4:26

Oh, that is right. That is right. He was running back.

SPEAKER_03 4:29

Greenball Alabama. Yeah, that is right. Jennifer. Jedi. I'm gonna forget Forrest Gump right now, bro. I'm serious.

SPEAKER_02 4:38

Yeah, I mean, Jenny's the worst person on the planet, right? Yeah, we're still picking up. We're gonna make me so mad.

SPEAKER_05 4:46

Well, I'm not fully on board with that, but okay. Fully on board with what? What? We're not gonna get into it, but have you changed your mind on Jenny? No, I've never had your opinion on Jenny.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

That's are you you have been a you have been a leader on Jenny hating? You have. You have been an outspoken hater on Jenny.

SPEAKER_05 5:02

No, no, I've been an outspoken hater on you hating on Jenny.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

What? What? Yeah, dude, you're you are rewriting history. You're gaslighting all the time. Yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_05 5:10

I'm just telling you, she had trauma from her dad abusing her. Oh, Jesus Christ, man. Listen. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Just past listen, just because you have past trauma doesn't give you the right to right to the worst person ever. It doesn't give you the right to mistreat other people. Bro, she didn't want she didn't want force until her life was complete garbage. Yeah. Come on now. Yeah. That's messed up. All we want to do was love her. That's all you want to ever want to do. She knows what she did.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

She knows she did back in the 60s or 70s.

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She knows what she did.

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Come on now.

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We don't know what she did.

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Come on.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

You know what? Now that I'm thinking about it, maybe I'm hanging too much. I'm not hating. People have passed. You know what it's their life.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Really?

SPEAKER_02 5:52

What? I mean, it's her life, man. I mean, you made a good point, man. You know, there was a lot of trauma. You know. She had a rough child. She was kind of working. She was trying to work it out. Somebody just changed her mind. She just worked. Yeah. I feel bad. Now I feel bad for her.

SPEAKER_03 6:08

I don't. I would never feel bad. See, instead of drugs, she needed therapy. She had therapy. It was black therapy. She definitely need that. Bro.

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I didn't mean to I didn't mean to interrupt your black panther.

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You know what I'm saying? And she was with the only white guy.

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I think it's crazy is that Forrest is the one that ended up getting her pregnant.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

Yeah, that's it. That is crazy, right? It is crazy. Like he was the only one.

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Nah, I mean, she's probably I mean it was after Roe v. Wade, so I'm sure there was sure there was either.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

She was the only one she wanted to keep. She probably got kids all all all around now. Probably. Probably.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

I mean, again, I you know, her body, her choice. I'm not hating on that. Yeah, yeah, I guess. You know, that is what it is. But you know what? Maybe she's not so bad. You know, when she came around, she was a good mother. You know what I'm saying? I mean, it's like she didn't get her life straightened away until it's too late. See, that's a cautionary tale. She's not evil, she's just a cautionary tale. She died like 35.

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Yeah, she is.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

That's fucked up. That's messed up. That's that's that's that's beyond the that's beyond the pale. Oh that's too much. No, it's not. That's too much. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_05 7:24

And you know he means it because he's HIV positive. HIV positive.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

For everybody who doesn't know, that's a that he's making a South Park joke. That is a that is a 15-year-old South Park joke he was making right there. For all the other millennial males who do listen to this and you laughed at that, kudos to you. Um however, if you are not a if you are not a man between the ages of 25 and 40 and you didn't get that joke, uh, don't worry. It's not funny. And I don't know why he makes it.

SPEAKER_06 7:56

That's not he's not just positive.

SPEAKER_02 7:57

Anyway, so we're gonna go back to it. Uh Waterboy wins that, right? All right, here's a good one. Number eight wedding singer versus number nine, eight crazy nights. Would anyone like to start?

SPEAKER_05 8:09

It's a good matchup.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

It's a good matchup, solid matchup. You know, eight nines always a good matchup. I had to say it every podcast, right? Every time we do this, and then that's a great matchup.

SPEAKER_05 8:17

They both, you know, they've both uh centralized his singing ability.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

They do, he sings them both. That's true.

SPEAKER_03 8:25

Which one is it again?

SPEAKER_02 8:26

You know, eight crazy nights, though he gets he gets like he does all those voices in in it too. It's pretty good. Yeah, I I think it shows his range a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 8:35

I think it's A Crazy Nights for me. What's the other one?

SPEAKER_02 8:39

Wedding Singer. The Wedding Singer's such it's such a good movie, dude.

SPEAKER_03 8:42

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_05 8:44

When's the last time you've seen The Wedding Singer?

SPEAKER_02 8:46

Uh it was on um early 2000s. It was no, it was on a TV a couple months ago. And I was passing by it. On the TV. It was on the yeah, it was on the tube. It was on the tube. It was on the tube. On the TV. You know, a lot of these movies are good like watching basic cable? I was watching basic cable. I don't know what I saw. It was on the TV. It was on TV a couple months ago. You know what's funny? A lot of these movies are good, like um, you remember like 2004, 2005, right? Good. Like TNT or USA. They would play like one of these movies. These are good afternoon nap time movies. Yeah. A lot of them are. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 9:19

We weren't at that age yet though. But now we are.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

I mean, and even in our 20s sometimes. So even in our 20s sometimes, USA, you know, 2012, 2013. You weren't streaming everything. That was still basic cable time. Yeah. Yeah. Get home from work, you opened, like you opened that morning. Yeah. Yeah. Right? You get home early afternoon, four or five o'clock. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:36

We wouldn't take no naps. I would take naps. I'd love it. What? At 20?

SPEAKER_02 9:41

Before you go out?

SPEAKER_03 9:42

At 20?

SPEAKER_02 9:42

You know, it's like you get home at like you get up. No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

No, bro, I was up.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

No, say you get cut. Say you opened that morning, right?

SPEAKER_03 9:51

I was wired.

SPEAKER_02 9:52

It was slow. You got cut at like two. You go home. You're about to go out that night. So you're like, fuck, I'm gonna take a nap. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

Bro, I was drunk on Mount Duke. You serious?

SPEAKER_02 10:02

So would you actually stay at waste it on Mount Duke?

SPEAKER_03 10:05

Mount Duke. That's why I was up. And then later on, I just mixed it.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

See, I would take a nap.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

See how?

SPEAKER_02 10:12

I'm a nap guy. I love naps. There's nothing but it. I'm old enough to I've always been a nap guy.

SPEAKER_05 10:17

You know what I'm saying? I now, yeah, I take a lot more naps now.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

Do you? I've I'm gonna be honest with you.

SPEAKER_05 10:22

I I really do too.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

I have nap I have always napped.

SPEAKER_03 10:25

I'm dead serious. I've always napped. Bro, I don't even know why I take so many naps now.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Because you're tired. You're old and you're tired. Talk about me having gray hair. Again. You cut off all your hair so you can't see your crazy hair. Bro, that hairline went back too far. I don't have no gray. I'll keep all my hair with it going gray than that hairline that you got right there, bro.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Because my beard will tell you that I don't have no gray.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

Bro, that's because you dye it.

SPEAKER_03 10:49

No.

SPEAKER_02 10:50

Don't lie. I'm gonna be honest with you. For 38 years old, that hair is way too bright to be. Yeah, you dye that. You dye your hair. Just for men.

SPEAKER_05 10:59

You ain't 28 years old. I'm 28 years old.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

What? Yeah. You are 36 years old, sir. You're not lying. You are 30. I'm 34. Excuse me. You're 36.

SPEAKER_03 11:09

Yeah, you're older than us, man. I just want to let y'all know. I'm the youngest cat here. You are not the youngest, not by far. I'm the youngest cat here. Look the youngest. Feel the youngest.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

You turn 36 in a couple months, bud.

SPEAKER_03 11:20

Bro, don't, don't, don't reflect. Don't reflect.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

You turned 36 in a couple months. We all, all birthdays, you actually are one year and five days older than me, sir. Do not reflect, sir. Four days. You are one year and four days older than me. Okay, like that. You turned 36 in a couple months.

SPEAKER_03 11:35

Let me retract my statement. I feel 28. Okay. You feel 28?

SPEAKER_02 11:39

With all those naps you're taking?

SPEAKER_01 11:47

All those naps you're taking?

SPEAKER_03 11:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd take about two.

SPEAKER_02 11:51

Two naps?

SPEAKER_03 11:52

Two.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

So I'm not gonna lie. Uh about be like. Well, I got I golf this morning. Had I not gone, had I had we not done this, I would be at home napping right now. I'd be on the couch watching. I'd be on the couch napping right now.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

I'm not gonna lie to you. I thought you weren't even gonna come pick me up and I was just right there at the moment. You're about to take a nap. Just at the break. That's why I called you twice. I was just at that break of taking a nap.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

Alright, Wedding Singer or scary night. Ace Crazy Nights. I listen.

SPEAKER_03 12:18

Eight Crazy Nights.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

Nah, I was gonna go with the Wedding Singer. I think it's just it's a funny movie, man. It is a funny movie. I'll take it. I'll take the L on that. I'll take the L on that. I think that's another one.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

I will take the L on that. That's his only anime. No, did he uh produce Hotel Transvain?

SPEAKER_05 12:37

No, I think that's Dreamworks or something. That's Dreamworks, right?

SPEAKER_03 12:40

I think this one is um Now we're back. Never back? Yeah, okay. Didn't he produce uh En Ray uh Eight Crazy Nights? I have no idea. Yeah. That was his first anime. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Alright, you guys, you guys took the win. Number nine took that. That was fine. Alright, got number four, Happy Gilmore versus number 13. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Nah, I ain't called that team.

SPEAKER_05 13:02

Well, it is July, so uh Happy Gilmar.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

Now I'll pronounce you Chuck and Larry was hilarious. It was hilarious. It was good.

SPEAKER_02 13:13

And not only that, I think I don't I don't I think we don't have can't look past like the so the um the like the s the cultural impact of that movie at the time. Because that was right on the cusp of like most Americans being okay with like gay marriage and stuff. Yeah. And they kind of were like, they made fun of the factory be like, well, why not just marry my best friend? Yeah. Because I mean how many times have you had that conversation with your buddies? Man, I had that conversation the other day. The other day, be like, bro, it'd be just easier if I just married my best friend. Yeah. No, that's a very common, it's a very common conversation. I actually wanted to do it.

SPEAKER_05 13:47

Like, I'm just looking for a husband. We're just looking for a husband. You know what I'm saying? Like, we don't have to do nothing. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

We can have girlfriends. Hey, we can share, we can share the lawn work. Hire a maid. Share the lawn work, hire a maid. Check out two incomes. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

Bro. You can ride my motorcycle whenever you want. You can hire a naked one.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

What did you just say? He said you can ride my motorcycle anytime you want. It's just the way you said it.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

No, what did you just say? We can have a naked mate.

SPEAKER_03 14:11

I was gonna finish a naked.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

I did not thought that's what you said, bro. Yeah, we can have a naked mate.

SPEAKER_05 14:15

I was gonna finish the statement by two because we have the two link.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

Bro, I thought you said I thought you said that I thought you said he said you could ride my motorcycle. And we can sleep naked.

SPEAKER_03 14:30

No, we can have naked maze, but no, let Robin's like, 100%.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

I know what I heard. You said, he said, you know, you can ride my motorcycle. Yeah, we can sleep naked.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

Truth comes out. No, bro. No, no. We get uh that's not part of the marriage. That's not part of the marriage agreement. We get topless maze. I don't think we have that in North Carolina, but we do do have that in Florida, though.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

I don't see why we wouldn't have that.

SPEAKER_03 14:58

Yeah, I don't think we do. Unless you I don't think there's a law against that. No, it's not. It's not, it's not. I don't want to see a company for it. You know what I'm saying? But that's a good it was a good idea to do it though.

SPEAKER_05 15:08

I don't think we've ever really looked for a company like that.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

I made a try to dabble in. I made a you know just do a little research to type it. Heard PG 13 for this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

The funny part is that every time you have this conversation, someone rings that movie up. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I love Trick Little. Yeah. Who doesn't like that movie? However, Happy Gilmore? Come on, of course. Come on, when you think Adam Stanley, you think Happy Gilmore. Yeah. It's literally his production company is called Happy Gilmore Production.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

That's true. That's true. That is true. Yeah. I thought it was Happy Madison.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

Oh, it's Happy Madison. Happy Madison. Happy Madison.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Yeah, Happy Madison.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Yeah, you think Adam Sandler, you think Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I mean, yeah. Listen, we're not discount. We're not discounting Chuck and Larry. Great movie.

SPEAKER_03 15:59

It is a great movie. I love that movie, actually. Shooter.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

Shooter. Wanna go to Red Lobster?

SPEAKER_03 16:09

Golly. We should have done World Pharaoh movies, too.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

Number we can do that. I mean, listen, the world is our oyster. Hey, hey. Shuck it. I love that. I shuckin' love that.

SPEAKER_05 16:26

We're gonna make sure.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

Dude, I'm gonna I'm gonna use that in my everyday life. We'll chuck it. Yo, huh? Chuck it. No, the world is your oyster. Shuck it.

SPEAKER_03 16:34

Shuck it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Bro, that's great.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

How is like a seafood restaurant? How's like a like a like a touristy seafood place not taking advantage of that? The world's your oyster, shuck it.

SPEAKER_05 16:44

Make a shirt. I don't know. There's probably one somewhere.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

I love that.

SPEAKER_05 16:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:49

We should get merch. Yeah, get your merch. It says scientific method. Yeah. It's your oyster.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

But yeah, get your merch. Yeah, get your channel.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

Get your merch on. The world's your oyster. Shock it. You know what I'm saying? Love that. I'm going to start using that little merch. I'm going to use that, dude. I'm not going to lie. There are going to be some people in my life who are really irritated with that saying.

SPEAKER_05 17:09

Sorry, Ruthie.

SPEAKER_02 17:11

I love that. Alright. Here we go. Number five, 50 First Dates versus number 12, Little Nikki. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something controversial. That was toss up for me. I'm going to say something controversial here. I don't like either of these movies. Really? And I really, really hate Little Nikki. I never I never thought it was funny. I didn't get it. I was like, eh. And then 50 First Dates. 50 First Dates infuriated me.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

What?

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Because it's like, bro.

SPEAKER_03 17:41

What's that? What's that movie that we cried to? Me and John cried to before. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 17:45

You guys cried to a lot of movies.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

No, who, hold, hold, hold. What movie do we cry to?

SPEAKER_03 17:49

The notebook? Did you hold it?

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Yeah, who doesn't cry in the notebook? What's your problem? I have a heart. I'd never cried.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

That's just a comedy notebook, bro.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

Listen, the only problem is that she has to wake up every like they got like kids, and she's like nine months pregnant, and she's got to wake up to be like nine months pregnant. Yeah. And it's just like, man, that's a lot. Yeah, but that's just too much for me. It was too it's it's always been too much for me.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

I think is that.

SPEAKER_05 18:22

She wakes up like, okay, I fully accept that I have to.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Yeah, she likes, oh, okay, I watched this movie, I fully accept my life now. It's this is the but I I will say this. I did like Fifty First Days more than like Lil' Nikki. Yeah, but it's not a good thing. But the suspension of disbelief is just too much for me. I just I've never liked it. I never understood it. I mean I get it. Sam wise Gangji in it, you know. Sam wise isn't it.

SPEAKER_03 18:42

But Lil Nikki was was funny.

SPEAKER_02 18:45

I mean, I yeah, I watched it older I watched it once when I was older. To get the and I I found it funnier than I did when I was younger. However, 51st Days is still a better it's a better movie.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

Lil' Nikki was like um uh that South Park movie that came out with Saving the South Park movie that came out. Um like one of the first, better uncut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lil Nikki was just like that. That's why that's why I think in our generation, yeah, with the devil and stuff, and then yeah, he sends it.

SPEAKER_05 19:16

No, I mean, yeah, I understand the devil aspect, but South Park was trying to be more edgier, and I think his he was just having a comedy.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

There wasn't any like uh having sex with Saddam Hussein and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:29

Bro, the the devil's not gonna be like, but they were shoving the pine they were shoving the pineapples of uh Pitler's butt, yeah, and Lil Nikki.

SPEAKER_03 19:35

Yeah, yeah. And Lil' Nicki, they didn't both, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

No, they were doing it. No, they were just did it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was funny. Alright, so what's your vote?

SPEAKER_05 19:44

I'm gonna go 50.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Yeah, I'm gonna go a little, I'm gonna go 50. Lil Nikki's.

SPEAKER_05 19:51

They're both good movies.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

Alright, we got number, I'm sorry you don't get a vote because uh you're lost. Yeah, yeah. Alright, number two, Mr. Deeds versus number 15. Don't mess, you don't mess with the Zohan.

SPEAKER_05 20:00

Mr. Deeds.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

Yeah, this isn't even a conversation. Bro. I'm sorry. It's not, bro, it is not a conversation. Mr. Deeds. I'm not gonna say I'm gonna push Mr. Deeds to the final, but there is no Mr. Zohan movie on this list than Mr. Deeds, bro.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

You crazy.

SPEAKER_02 20:17

I'm dead serious. This is a funny funny movie. I'm not being optimistic. I'm telling you right now, this is the stuffing. This is my stuffing. Mr. D is not a good movie. I don't know if this is gonna work out for it.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Hold on.

SPEAKER_05 20:34

Hold on, bro. This one's gonna work out for it. Hold on, bro.

SPEAKER_03 20:36

It might work out this round, but uh it might work out this round, but yeah, uh Mr. D's the best thing on this list? No. No, definitely not. But UM Mess with the Zohan was like a superhero for Arabians and uh Turkish people. Uh Israelis okay.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

Well, what? We're not gonna touch that right now. What I am saying. Touching that, touching that.

SPEAKER_05 20:58

Um, it's probably best that we just leave this in this round. Pause, but yeah, he was a Mossad agent, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_03 21:07

Yeah, all I'm saying is Mr. Deeds.

SPEAKER_05 21:10

Yeah, Mr. Deeds. He was a hairstylist. No, he wanted to be a hairstylist. Oh, yeah, he wanted to be a hairstylist. He didn't want to be a secret agent anymore. He wanted to do that, but Mr.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

Deeds is a wholesome tale about a normal guy. Soha had the best bush out there, bro.

unknown 21:26

Mr.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

Deeds was about a guy, an average Joe, who was loved by his community, making pizzas, get a bunch of money, and the money didn't change him. And the money didn't change him. Money didn't change him. The money didn't change him. If anything, and then he gave his and then he gave his cousin all the money.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

Bro, he's just that's his regular life right now. That's why it's not that.

SPEAKER_05 21:43

But then he ended up but then he ended up getting a billion dollars from it.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

That's what I'm saying. Like we still did a bridge. That's what I'm saying. It's not even that important because he was a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

It just goes to show like what being a good person. It's a it's a live like a great tale of what being a good person can do.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

You can watch it through his life.

SPEAKER_02 21:59

He's doing It right now. Okay, so even if you call Mr. Mr. D's autobiographical, it doesn't matter. Does it take away from the fact that it's a great movie?

SPEAKER_03 22:07

I'm not gonna say it's the best movie.

SPEAKER_02 22:08

On this list? I said what I said. I'm gonna stand by it. Stand by it. I'm standing on business.

SPEAKER_05 22:14

You won this round.

SPEAKER_03 22:15

You win this round. How many young people you've been around? I mean what? Young people you've been around.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

I mean, of my people?

SPEAKER_03 22:21

How many young people you've been around? Not sure people. Whoa. Whoa. I was like, I was like, what did they make? Whoa. You got two separate sides.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

Which one? How many young people? Yeah. I'm around young people all day, bro. Yeah, I've seen like them standing on business.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Alright, number seven, blended versus number 10, Big Daddy. This is such a blended Big Daddy. It's an okay movie. I'm not even gonna I'm not even gonna talk about Big Daddy right now because it's not need it's not even necessary.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

It sounds like a like a disappointing rom comic.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

Yeah, it is. I mean, yeah, a little bit. Alright, number three grown ups, number three grown-ups versus number 14 longest yard. This is the worst matchup that I this is the worst matchup I have ever seen. Longest yard grown-ups. What?

SPEAKER_03 23:08

What? I knew first of all. Bro, come on now. Quote, quote, I want you to quote five things right now from grown-ups.

SPEAKER_05 23:14

I want to get chocolate wasted. Okay, then.

SPEAKER_03 23:16

Okay. That's the main case. That's the kids. That's the kids. Come on, man. That's the kids? That's the kids. I want to get chocolate wasted. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you got it. You want the cheeseburgers?

SPEAKER_05 23:25

I got the cheeseburger. You want the fries?

unknown 23:29

I got the fries.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

No, what do you think? I got the fries that you can't.

SPEAKER_06 23:40

I got the eyes.

SPEAKER_05 23:40

No, it's like burger.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

I got the quake. I got the fries that across your eyes. I got burgers. I just got burgers.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

I just got burgers. You know what I'm saying? I just got burgers.

SPEAKER_05 23:51

You know, some hike. Perfect in that movie. You know? She's perfect in every movie. You watch that. That's fair. That's fair. You watch cast. That's fair. Even that one movie where she got the freedom. Even in Freedom, where she got the big unibrown. And you know, you just like have a Chris Rock, David Spade, you know.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Listen, I'm not taking away from the cast. Cast is great.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

Chris Rock in Grown Ups was subpar. And in Long Ashard. Yes. And Longish Yard, it was a good one.

SPEAKER_05 24:20

I would say subpar in Grown Ups 2, but Grown-Ups one's definitely better. No.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

No, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

I don't know. I would re-watch Grown-Ups over Burnt.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

And Longest Yard got a better cast.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Long as Yard got Burt Reynolds.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

Burt Reynolds. Burt Reynolds. The original. The original.

SPEAKER_05 24:42

So I'm hype.

SPEAKER_03 24:43

And then we love football, man.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

It's a great football movie. It's a great football movie. It's a good football movie. Whoa. They take down the guards. Oh, that's what we should do. We should do football movies. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:54

It's a good football movie.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

But but but No, it's a great football movie.

SPEAKER_05 24:59

Good.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

But I like how you made him quote grown-ups. He quoted two things.

SPEAKER_05 25:08

I've only heard one quote from a long short.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

That's exactly what I just said. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

Yeah, but I can still quote a lot of other stuff from the puppy shard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

Yeah. It's all right. I'll take the quote. I think it's just a better movie. I'm going to be honest with you. I will only watch like the first half of grown-ups. I didn't like it. I just was like, eh. I get it. They're old. They got kids. Life sucks.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

He's like, boy.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

Boy.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

He said, boy. I just, you know what I'm saying? It's like, I'm you know what? Nelly ran with his shoes off.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

With the shoes off.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

Shoes off. Barefooted. Not gonna lie. It looked like a little save moment at that point. But I think they uh but that's what they attended. You know what I'm saying? That was that's what they attended, man.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

Wasn't uh Michael Irving in that movie too? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:59

Steve Austin?

SPEAKER_02 26:00

Steve Steve Austin was so cool Steve Austin was in that movie. That's right. Goldberg? Goldberg.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

Killing it. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_02 26:06

You're out of your mind, bro.

SPEAKER_03 26:08

Petey. Not Petey. What was his name? What was the what was the Latino name? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

Tracy Morgan was in that movie? That's the one Latino hit.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

Hey boys. You like my You like my backfrockles.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Alright, number we got number six, Hotel Transylvania versus number eleven, Billy Madison. Billy Madison. Yeah, I say that we're gonna skip that. We already know this one. Alright. Going back to the top. We got number one in Kennedy versus number eight. Number nine, A Crazy Nights. Number four, Happy Gilmore versus number five, Fifty First Dates. Number two, Mr. D's versus number ten, big daddy. And number fourteen, longest yard versus number eleven, Billy Madison. Okay, this is gonna be tough. I mean, we're getting into it. Alright, number one, Waterboy versus number nine, A Crazy Nights. I'm gonna say this Waterboy is probably the most quotable movie on this list. And just by that alone.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

They're winning. It's winning. It's winning. It's winning. Like, I mean, come on now.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

My mom always said Mama always said Mama always said just to give Eight Crazy Nights something.

SPEAKER_05 27:17

Like Give something. Give them something. I at least watch Eight Crazy Nights once a year.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

Really? Really? Yeah, I watched holiday seasons. Honor holidays. It's a solid holiday.

SPEAKER_05 27:27

I haven't seen Waterboy in at least a year or two.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

Mama's wrong. Mama's wrong. Mama said the alligator's always mad, always honored because they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

Hey, didn't we do a Christmas bracket?

SPEAKER_02 27:38

We did do a Christmas bracket.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

Yeah, we didn't even add that in.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

Didn't even add it in.

SPEAKER_05 27:41

Uh that's a Hanukkah movie.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

So it's a holiday movie. We said holiday movies. We did say holiday movies. Yeah, but there's like what there's one Hanukkah movie.

SPEAKER_05 27:51

There's like a hundred.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

What are the Hanukkah movies on there?

SPEAKER_05 27:53

No, like there's a hundred holiday movies. But what what are there any are there any hard? How many Hanukkahs though? The scientific method. Scientifically. I ended up having eight crazy nights not on there, but just because I mean we can do another one.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

I mean, we can do it another when the time approaches.

SPEAKER_05 28:09

What I'm saying is I mean, we could do another one, have a whole bunch of different movies that weren't even on the first one.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Village Valencourt's the devil.

SPEAKER_05 28:16

Yeah. Captain Nintendo.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

How old are you, kid? You see your turn? You seen it over there? You seen it over there? This is bed sheets with pee on it.

SPEAKER_05 28:31

From last night. They never catch that gorilla that broke out the zoo and punched him in the eye.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

And I saw the boobies and I like them. The first movies that we seen. In a movie?

SPEAKER_03 28:53

In that movie. In Adam Taylor movies. Adam Taylor movie.

SPEAKER_05 28:57

Kate Winslett. Which one is it?

SPEAKER_03 29:00

Titanic. No, no. Adam Taylor movie. Oh, Adam Standler movie. I'd say the first movies I think. I thought you were talking about the first movies. I definitely. I was definitely Carmen from Starship Troopers. You're right. You're right. You're right. No, Titanic.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

Is Kate Winslett like for most millennial boys the first pair of boobs they've ever seen? Probably. Yeah. I'm serious. I'm trying to think.

SPEAKER_05 29:21

I know I was in like the second grade when that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

Yeah, I think Kate, I keep came.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

I think that's the one we Kate Winslett's boobs, I think, are the first boobs that I that's the one that I I really love. That's why I love Titanic. It's a good movie. That's why you love Titanic? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. I go to that, go to that, and she's laying on that couch. Bro, we all we know.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

We've we've been there.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

We've just like this. We've all seen it.

SPEAKER_05 29:43

We just actually recently saw that Emma Emma was watching her.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

Did you ever cover her eyes?

SPEAKER_05 29:48

She did. She covered her own eyes. She covered her own eyes when they kissed. And I was like, how's your age when I watched this? I never didn't cover my eyes.

SPEAKER_03 29:58

She thought it was gross. Like, yeah. What? When he was holding her up?

SPEAKER_02 30:01

I mean, when did Titanic come out? 97? No. 98?

SPEAKER_03 30:05

95?

SPEAKER_02 30:06

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 30:07

I was in the second grade when I saw it. Oh, well, that's 96, 97. Nah, well, no. 97.

SPEAKER_02 30:14

Yeah, so we were seven, turning eight.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:18

So you were 15. What'd you say? I said what I said. Oh, Eric was 19. Eric was 15. Oh, it came out. Okay, it came out November 1st, in the US, December 19th, 1997. So we were eight years old.

SPEAKER_05 30:33

You were nine. Saw it on VHS. No, I've seen it in a movie. Two tapes.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

It was two tapes. Yeah, it was two tapes. Oh, dude, so it's a funny story. So my I saved up my money. So my brother, my brother, hey, listen, so my brother, my brother Anthony and I, we were we were spending the summer with our with uh our aunt Jamie, right? And there was some there was these kids, there was two brothers down the street from where my aunt lived. And we would go over there and hang out with them during the summer, right? And uh one of the boys was I think a year older than me, and the other boy was Anthony's age, and they were like, hey, do you guys want to watch do you guys want to watch a movie? We're like, Yeah. So they turned it to Titanic, they put on Titanic because they wanted to they wanted to see the boobs, right? These boys had watched they had watched this scene so many times that it was we got to the part where it got steamy, or what got to the part where they were like started draw. It was blurry because they had they had stopped it, rewind it, and played it so many times that it was actually blurry. They ruined the movie, and I remember thinking at the time, like, dude, how many times do you have to watch this for it to go? Like, how many times do you have to watch it to make that VHS go blurry? For me, I didn't have to. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

See, I ain't had to really do that. I just watched the Discovery Channel.

SPEAKER_05 31:46

Photographic memories.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Nope, not today.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

Not getting me today. Woo! Nope.

SPEAKER_03 31:56

Y'all can't sit here, tell me. Back then, when we had I ain't saying nothing. We had probably like, what, eight channels? If you had um yeah, if you had like the antenna, you had probably had like eight, eight channels or whatever, and Discovery come on. And he come on.

SPEAKER_05 32:14

So anyway, uh I think Waterboy won this one. I'm not incriminating, I'm not incriminating myself on that.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

Waterboy won this one.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

And they was talking about the Roman times?

SPEAKER_02 32:25

Like my dad had a National Geographic subscription.

SPEAKER_03 32:33

I forgot you came from money. I forgot your life wasn't that hard.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

You had cable.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

What when you?

SPEAKER_01 32:46

I'm sorry. But National's National Geographic description is a lot cheaper than cable. I had eight channels.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

You watched the Discovery Channel? Antenna. Oh, the victory. Oh, they were bootleg. They were bootleg. They were bootleg. You watch bootleg Discovery Channel? Well, bootleg cable. We had to steal it from somebody. Bro, that's like that's like 20 years. That's like, bro, that's like more than 20 years ago, bro. That's like 25 years ago. So this ain't no incrimination.

SPEAKER_05 33:14

They were password shared before it was a big one. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 33:17

Like, I had I had so like one person on the street get cable and you got split it and everyone paid for the bill.

SPEAKER_03 33:21

Yeah, yeah. Somebody paying for that bill. We wouldn't, though. This was this was when HBO was on channel seven. You know what I'm saying? No. No. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're saying. No, I don't know what you're saying. No, it's channels. Oh man, you lived in Florida and Philly, bro. Sorry. I don't want to tell you.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

Anyways, uh what? Channel 7.

SPEAKER_05 33:45

I think uh Waterboy beat it crazy. Yeah, here we go.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

All right, so we got Happy Gilmore versus 51st Dates.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

Happy Gilmore. It's Happy Gilmore, bro. That's a pretty decent one.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

That's the butt that's pretty hard. 50 First Dates for the first time. We got Mr. Deeds versus Big Daddy.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

Big Daddy.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

This is the hardest one. This is the hardest one for me. This is the hardest one for you? This is the hardest matchup for me.

SPEAKER_03 34:07

He gets a child that's not his and doesn't want to take care of him. Listen, I know I know what I said about Mr. Deeds. Yeah, don't want to take care of him. But he steps up as a man, take care of this child, show him bad and good things, mostly bad though, but then realize, hey, I want this child in my life.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Five-year plan, what is it?

SPEAKER_03 34:28

Not to die? Come on, man.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Come on, man. Big daddy. Get in love with those old sweaty balls. Big daddy, big though.

SPEAKER_03 34:37

Mr. D's, nah. I can't. It's not better. It's not better. Who you going with, Eric? You going with Mr. D's? You already know he is. No, I'm I told you, I didn't have to rethink about it because that's a funny movie.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

Big Daddy, I think Big Daddy is. Yeah, it's a funny movie. It's funny. Who you cheering for? Goddamn the Jets.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

That kid was funny.

SPEAKER_02 35:03

Bam, sma uh.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

Somebody get this kid a happy mail.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Yeah. Microsoft's down, three points. Let me be honest with you. I still don't get it. I still don't get that joke. What? When he slams the can when he slams the can of corn down on the thing, he goes, Microsoft's down, three points. You're like, I don't starts laughing. I don't get it. Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you get the joke though?

SPEAKER_03 35:27

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:27

Maybe he was talking about the stock market. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

Do you know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_05 35:31

I don't remember that scene. I'm just laughing at you.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

They're in the grocery store, and he slams the can, he slams the can of corn down or can of green beans or whatever it is. He goes, Microsoft's down, three points. And he's like, what?

SPEAKER_03 35:44

I'll have to rewatch it. Yeah. Let me, let me.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

It's a funny, I mean, it's it's funny. Alright. So that's what we're doing. Does anyone want to No, you're right. I'm gonna go with Big Daddy. Big Daddy's gonna have to go there. Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Deeds. Oh, damn. Alright, number 14, longest shard versus number 11, Billy Madison.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

Today, Junior. I think that's your answer right there. Huh? I think that's all your answer right there. Today, Junior! Come on, man. All the cool kids pee the pants.

SPEAKER_05 36:16

If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me milestone.

SPEAKER_03 36:20

He was going to bathroom with little kids, dog. That's a grown man in first grade.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

Who was sticking up for his friend for peeing himself?

SPEAKER_05 36:28

No, that was third grade. Third grade. Alright, third grade. I mean, he did he was throwing the dodgeball as hard as he could. Can you imagine a core memory at like oh from first grade when Alan Sandler threw a dodgeball at my face? He was really throwing it.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

Did you make that French onion?

SPEAKER_02 36:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:50

That's good. That's delicious.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

Can you guys hear the chewing? Can you hear the chewing?

SPEAKER_03 36:53

A little bit. Is it annoying? No.

SPEAKER_02 36:56

I'll stop.

SPEAKER_03 36:56

It's okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

My bad. It's all good. I do love I'm a whore for French onion, man. Yeah, me too. I really am. Yeah, me too. I can't say first French onion dip? Yeah. What? Yeah. Get real.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

I love it.

SPEAKER_02 37:07

It's classic. Top, top tier, top tier dip. Yeah. If we ever rank dips, French onion's going number one. Maybe salsa. It would have a heavy fight with salsa. Okay, so get your white ass out of here, bro. Come on, man. Come on. Come on now. Come on now. I mean, it gets a top 16, but it's not going, it's not going to go ranch number one. Ranch. It's a dipping.

SPEAKER_05 37:27

Yeah, you dip it. It's a dipping sauce.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

Oh, we're talking about like sour cream mixed with ranch. No, you're talking about ranch. I mean, ranch where you eat wings. It's the same ranch as putting a dressing. You dip your fries in ranch. I mean, what's the difference between dressing and ranch though? It's a thicker, it's a thicker.

SPEAKER_02 37:40

So are all creamy dressings dips?

SPEAKER_05 37:42

Can be.

SPEAKER_02 37:43

Oh, I mean, technically you put a little balsamic vinegar and a little olive oil and you're dipping your bread in it. I mean, it can be a dressing and a dip.

SPEAKER_05 37:49

You tell me you can't dip your carrots in Caesar dressing?

SPEAKER_02 37:52

You can. Yeah, you can. But I mean Caesar dressing is. Blue cheese dressing? I mean, that's a dip though. When what matter are we using this for?

SPEAKER_03 37:59

Yeah. Oh man. What do you use the salsa for? You're dipping tortilla chips in it. Blue cheese dressing sounds delicious right now.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

Blue cheese is always good. Yeah. Some wings, some hot buffalo wings. Yeah. Like super spicy buffalo wings.

SPEAKER_04 38:11

Yeah, that sounds delicious.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

Oh, that's we should do bar food we should do bar food too. That's top three. Bar food, yeah. Bar food would be great. Yeah. Bar snacks? Hand snacks? Bar hand snacks? Actually. Not enough places sell French onion dips. That's what I'm saying. That's the problem, bro. That's the problem with America. Let's honestly, let's talk about it. The problem with America.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

That is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

The problem with America is that there's not enough French onion dip on menus. Yeah, it's not. You go to these American, you like uh like sports bars, American cuisines, not enough French onion dip.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

It's like Frito Lay just took it, stamp it, and just it just said nowhere else.

SPEAKER_02 38:45

You know what I'm saying? Bad Daddy's had it. I worked at Bad Daddy's I had bad daddy.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

No, you can't. Honestly, why you can't, dude. No, you can, but we just don't have it a lot in restaurants.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

Yeah. At all. That's a crime. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:55

Well, we don't. I think people associate French onion dip with chips. Most people are starting with fries.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Dude, oh my God. French fries? French onion dip and dipped in french fries. French fries dip in some French onion dip? Never done it. That sounds delicious. Hey, bro. I'm not saying that.

SPEAKER_03 39:09

I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying I've never done it. This sounds good with some wedges.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

That's what I was about to say. I was like, or those like thick or those like thick cooked fries.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

Thick or the thick chip ones. Oh, you're talking about like what uh Chick-fil-A? Waffle fries?

SPEAKER_02 39:22

Not like waffle fries, but you know the you're talking about the French fries that are like they're shaped, they're like slices, but they're like a little thicker. Steak fries. Steak fries, yeah. Steak fries. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. What's French onion dip? Yeah. Get real.

SPEAKER_00 39:34

Yeah. I'm not knocking it.

SPEAKER_02 39:36

Hey, listen, restaurant tours of America. Listen. You know what I'm saying? You guys gotta put French onion dip on the menus. I mean, that's a solid appetizer. It is a solid appetizer. Give me a plate of chips. Some French onion dip. I'm not sharing. I don't want to share. It's mine. Get your own.

SPEAKER_03 39:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:50

Classic.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

You would think more breweries would do it. That's what? You know how many breweries we got in Charlotte now?

SPEAKER_02 39:59

We should start a protest or something. Yeah. Be like, put French onion dip on your life. What do we want? French onion dip. What do we want in every restaurant? Every restaurant. Every restaurant. Every restaurant. Honestly, cold beers, French onion dip, hot day. Yo. Color me happy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds delicious. With the wind blowing? Ooh. Ooh. What? You did some yard work in the morning. You did something. Or you just you played ball, played basketball. You played golf? Like dusk. Oh. Dusk. You already took a shower. Dusk. But you're not tired. Nah. You're not tired. You're a little sunburned, but you're not tired. Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

Call up one. And you're not driving? I swear it's a good thing. Order a cocktail? Swear it's anything.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

Order a cocktail, nice. It's like 85 degrees, 80, 82 degrees, 82 degrees. There we go. 82 degrees. The sun's setting, and it's a slight, constant wind. Slight constant wind. So you're never actually sweating, so it's just beautiful, right? It's gorgeous. You had a nice light beer. Nice light. And the place you're at has live music, but the stage is far enough away where you can still hear the conversation, but loud enough where you can kind of tap your foot along to the, you know what I'm saying? Wind's blowing. You got a light beer. And you know what's on the menu? French onion dip. What? I just played a that's a perfect afternoon, boys.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

Perfect afternoon.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

Perfect afternoon.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

Yeah, that's a good night. Good French.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

It's a good day. That's a good day.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:21

Or what are you doing that night? Doesn't matter?

SPEAKER_03 41:23

No matter.

SPEAKER_02 41:23

Because at that at that moment, the world's perfect.

SPEAKER_03 41:25

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

God, that sounds good.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

That sounds like a fantastic day. Let me get some more French. Yeah, let me give you some more.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Oh, man.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

Like good. Like your lawn's mow, the house is clean. Yeah. Your girl's happy with you. What?

SPEAKER_05 41:43

That's a dream now. Huh? Now that's a dream.

SPEAKER_02 41:46

Yeah. I don't know about you guys. I don't know. Maybe you guys should stop fucking up. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 41:55

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Alright, we're gonna go. Oh shit. Longest yard or Billy Madison. We still haven't got it. Billy Madison. Billy Madison, yeah. Alright, we got number four. We got top four. Here we go. We went off on a lot of tandems today.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

I love it. It was good.

SPEAKER_02 42:14

I'm telling you right now, man. French onion dip is where it's at. I mean, at this point, I think.

SPEAKER_03 42:21

And sweet too. What do you use? Sweet onion, yellow onion. Sweet?

SPEAKER_02 42:25

I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna stop in the store and get some on the way on.

SPEAKER_03 42:28

Yeah, brother. Yellow. That is delicious.

SPEAKER_04 42:33

So good.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

So good.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

Sometimes I sometimes I kind of feel like the rankings is just secondary sec secondary. Secondary to a conversation.

SPEAKER_05 42:44

Yeah, yeah. Sometimes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:46

Does that irritate you?

SPEAKER_05 42:47

Are you upset? No. I mean it makes good content.

SPEAKER_06 42:50

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 42:51

Alright, we got number, here we go, top four. Number one, uh, Waterboy versus number four, Happy Gilmore. And then surprisingly, at the bottom, here we go. Number 10, Big Daddy versus number 11, Billy Madison. That's the the highest ranked final four that we've ever had.

SPEAKER_05 43:04

Who's Billy Madison?

SPEAKER_02 43:05

I don't know how we got this, you know.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

Yo, that last one is.

SPEAKER_02 43:08

I mean, the rankings are a little suspect, but you know, we did it, we did it through the scientific method. Scientifically. And this is what we got.

SPEAKER_03 43:14

So that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

So, what do you guys want to start? You guys want to start top and bottom?

SPEAKER_03 43:17

Let's talk at the bottom. All right, sorry that we got the wood. Number 10.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Woo!

SPEAKER_04 43:30

All right, what's up, man?

SPEAKER_02 43:32

Number 10, Big Daddy versus number 11, Billy Madison.

SPEAKER_03 43:36

Billy Madison. I knew y'all was gonna say that, bro.

SPEAKER_05 43:40

Alright. It's more quotable.

SPEAKER_03 43:42

It is. It is. I haven't seen it in a while either. That's why I can't really tell too much about it. I haven't seen it in a while.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Yeah, I'm gonna need I'm gonna need a good full throated defense on that. Good throated defense. Yeah. I need you to defend that. I need you to defend you. You said Billy Madison, why? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:55

Uh Veronica Vaughan. Was that the teacher's name? Hot. Hilarious. Yeah, she was. The decathlon was hilarious. And it gave you the best insult you could ever give somebody.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

I now feel stupider for Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

Yeah. In all your 50 like minutes of rambling, did you not come close to one coherent thought? We are now all dumber for having listened to it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

I award you no points. Yeah. Why did I give out bad examples of beating up kids? As a grown man.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

Didn't Steve Buscemi cross him off his list? Yeah. Yeah. Steve Buscemi was like killing people.

SPEAKER_05 44:32

Look at that's a good that's a good lesson, you know. Apology. Yeah, be nice to the women. Don't bully people, yeah. Don't bully people. Yeah. See, good, good message. And school's important. School is important. School's important.

SPEAKER_02 44:44

Yeah. If you want to take over your father's multi-million dollar company, he's gonna hear you regardless. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:48

You can also, but he still gave it up to go be a teacher.

unknown 44:52

True.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

He's got a good good. He did, didn't he? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:55

He didn't even take it. And then the uh big daddy, he was pretty much trying to sue to keep somebody else's kid.

SPEAKER_03 45:02

Because they wanted to kill it.

SPEAKER_02 45:06

He fell in love with the kid, bro. Is that the man with the old balls? No, that was John Stewart's kid. They want to take care of the kid.

SPEAKER_05 45:19

But he still didn't know about the kid. That's how the whole kid. No, I know.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

I love John Stewart, though.

SPEAKER_02 45:25

Love John Stewart. I love John Stewart. American hero.

SPEAKER_04 45:27

Yeah. Yeah. I love John Stewart.

SPEAKER_05 45:30

But either way.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Billy Madison's more quotable. Billy Madison's just, I mean, it's just it's just a classic.

SPEAKER_05 45:35

If you're gonna sit down and you're gonna watch one of the two of them, you're probably gonna watch Billy Johnson. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

I don't know what kind of mood am I in. Do I have French onion dip? No.

SPEAKER_05 45:43

French Onion Dip's probably more of a Happy Gilmore.

unknown 45:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:47

Yeah, there's a Happy Gilmore movie right there.

SPEAKER_02 45:50

I'm not gonna I'm I might have to I'm gonna have to watch Adam Sandler movie tonight. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I'm watching. Billy Madison's a good one, though.

SPEAKER_03 45:58

But where you can find it though, because we ain't.

SPEAKER_05 46:00

What's this production company called again?

SPEAKER_03 46:01

Happy Madison Madison. There you go. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

Alright, so we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna go Billy Madison. Yeah. Alright. God, Big Daddy's such a good one, though. Alright, Waterboy versus Happy Gilmore.

SPEAKER_03 46:11

Waterboy. Ugh! Nope. Um bro. Happy Gilmore. Waterboy. Oh, don't do this to me. Alright, listen.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Happy Gilmore. One I want to make you do. That's fine.

SPEAKER_05 46:21

But, you know, we got to see the greatest.

SPEAKER_02 46:22

Alright, listen, so I'm I'm on the fence here.

SPEAKER_05 46:24

Shooter McGavin. Oh shit, I love Shooter McGavin. I love golf. Look, he plays the best villain. Shoot him.

SPEAKER_03 46:32

Bro, he took the mud dogs to the championship. To the bourbon ball. To the bourbon ball. Hey, y'all remember that one time Happy Show Happy? You remember that time Bob Boucher showed up at halftime in the bumble and won the whole thing?

SPEAKER_05 46:45

Just tap it in.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

Just tap it in.

SPEAKER_05 46:48

They wouldn't let me on the PGA tour because you're black. No, because the gator ate my hand.

SPEAKER_00 46:53

Hey, Bobby, you stink.

SPEAKER_03 46:57

No, bro. Just tap in.

SPEAKER_05 46:59

Go to your happy place. You will not make this button. Check us. What does Ben Siller say?

SPEAKER_01 47:07

Looks like you just purred your yard uh yard uh lawn duty.

SPEAKER_03 47:11

He was a whey.

SPEAKER_05 47:12

Oh, you would go to sleep or I'll put you to sleep. He was a wishy girl. Oh, your fingers hurt? Well, now your back's gonna hurt. Because you just pulled landscaping duty.

SPEAKER_03 47:19

He was a wishy hockey player. Turned into a golfer. And water boy, he was he he was just special and found his way up in the ranks. Oh, you like a clown? Found himself up in the ranks, man. No, bro.

SPEAKER_05 47:38

Go home, ball. What about beating up Bob Biker? Or Bob Biker beating him up there? That's the thing right there.

SPEAKER_03 47:45

Now we still promoting violence. And every time someone and not gonna lie, for the last drive. Why are we talking about it? You know what I'm saying? H2O. Water sucks.

SPEAKER_02 48:02

It really, really sucks.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

He promoted good water.

SPEAKER_05 48:04

Yeah, but it was still violent. Like you picture the people who hate you and hurt you and then tackle them as hard as you could.

SPEAKER_04 48:10

That's football.

SPEAKER_05 48:12

That's still somewhat violent.

SPEAKER_02 48:13

Henry Winkler. Henry Winkler did a great job.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

And what about the uh You can do it? What about the part where they do it discover uh that he wasn't a graduate and then uh his girlfriend Vicky Valencourt holding the knife to the guy's throat? You can do it, cut his freaking net off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just one part though. Well, self uh him dropkicking his mama dropkicking the daddy. Yeah, yeah. See, more violence. Now you now you encourage him whatever. That just brought in, that just brought in to the point where then it then it just can't show up. Then it taught me. A father can't show up when when everything's going good for him. Taught kids to lie to their mama?

SPEAKER_05 48:50

Because what mama don't know won't hurt her?

SPEAKER_03 48:52

They won't. Mama mama's wrong. Mama's been lying to us. Mama's been lying to us this whole time.

SPEAKER_02 48:59

Yeah, mama's lying, man.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

The whole time.

SPEAKER_05 49:03

Whole time. Yeah, but he wasn't supposed to lie to mama. Mama's not supposed to lie to you like that.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

Yeah. Mama lied about the whole lifestyle.

SPEAKER_05 49:13

Hey.

SPEAKER_03 49:14

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:14

I'm gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_03 49:15

He got to see boobies. Nicky Malik go show me her boobies. And I like them. As a matter of fact, they had Lawrence Taylor in there and Amy Smith.

SPEAKER_05 49:26

Well, first I get I the quarterback snaps the ball, then I try to tackle tack tackle the quarterback, and then I'm like, let less he gives it out to the running back, then I try to tackle him. So the moral of the story is, kids, don't do drugs. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 49:44

You just can't go wrong with Waterboy, bro.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

I don't want to, I don't want to decide. I don't want to be deciding factors.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

You're the deciding factor. Got to, man.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

I don't want to.

SPEAKER_02 49:55

This is too this is too hard.

SPEAKER_05 49:57

Just remember if you choose wrong, you're gonna be getting landscaping duty.

SPEAKER_01 50:01

Yeah, I got a moment long action out there.

SPEAKER_02 50:03

But if you choose wrong, you're gonna be send at the finals. This is Joe Montaigne. Yeah, I gotta go Waterboy. I gotta go Waterboy. I hate it. I hate it. I gotta go Waterboy. I got Waterboy versus Billy Madison. That's a final. Final two. That's a good two. Let's just let's just stop for a second. That's a solid two. This is a solid final. It's a hard decision. I don't want to leave this up to a coin. I really hope you guys kind of kinda got. I don't want to make the decision on this again.

SPEAKER_03 50:44

We stood at PG 13, right?

SPEAKER_02 50:46

I'm gonna go Billy Madison, though.

SPEAKER_03 50:47

I know. I know. That's what I was saying. I'm just gonna go Billy Madison. But we stood at PG 13, right? Like PG 13. And on TikTok, I'm telling you right now, it's a shirt that say, well, they got merch out there. They say F them keys. F them kids.

SPEAKER_01 51:05

F them kids, bro.

SPEAKER_02 51:07

I'm only gonna War the boy. I'm gonna go with Billy Madison. This is the only reason I'm gonna go with Billy. Uh uh one of my brothers. It's his it's he he loves this movie. Amen. That's sweet. Amen. I'm no I know Amen. I know what you're going with. Hopefully you're gonna listen at some point. I know you love this movie.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

Well, did your brother love the movie because he was like a child to the inside that he wanted to relive his third grade year or something?

SPEAKER_02 51:30

This movie, we were like, we were, I mean, we were this movie came. Yeah, we were kids' kids when this movie was. I'm just saying, like we didn't watch this until we were teenagers, though.

SPEAKER_05 51:37

No, I definitely watched it when I was a kid's kid. Probably shouldn't have, but maybe not.

SPEAKER_02 51:41

My brother Anthony loves this movie. And uh I know if he was here, he would vote for Billy Madison's. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with Billy Madison on this one. What's your choice, bro? Come on, man.

SPEAKER_05 51:53

What's I mean, what's your I mean, come on, you're just saying F themes.

SPEAKER_03 51:56

Bro, no, whoa, F them kids, bro. That's all I'm saying. It's your choice. All he said was he came up with a what saying my brother loves movie.

SPEAKER_05 52:06

He's at least trying to pull up my heart strings. He's trying to do something.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

Pull your heart strings.

unknown 52:10

What?

SPEAKER_03 52:12

F your heart strings. You know what I'm saying? Just go, just think back into your doolavangata, and then we'll be out there.

SPEAKER_01 52:29

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 52:30

You go ahead and reach reach way in there. You can do it. You can do it on that on.

SPEAKER_05 52:38

Come on, baby. Oh, what's his name? Who? Uh the name is uh escaping me. Oh man, I feel so bad. Chris Farley. Chris Farley's my boy. Chris Farley. That's my boy.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

Yeah, he plays a bus driver. Yeah. Plays a crazy bus driver. Who made all those lunch boxes?

SPEAKER_00 53:09

There's a flaming bag on our porch. Stepping out with your boot. Shut up, boo. Now my boots don't suck shit.

SPEAKER_05 53:21

Quit looking at me, Swan.

SPEAKER_01 53:25

Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 53:26

Come on, man.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

Don't do it to me like this.

SPEAKER_05 53:29

I'm gonna go with Billy Madison. I knew you were.

SPEAKER_03 53:35

I knew you were. I knew you were.

SPEAKER_02 53:37

Congratulations, Billy Maddison, taking the best Adam Santa movie of all time.

SPEAKER_03 53:41

Number 10.

SPEAKER_02 53:42

It was number 11. Number 11? Yeah, number 11, highest ranked, highest ranked, take a winning. Uh again. Yeah, that's the highest winning. Yeah, it is. Uh just want to take a time. I really appreciate you guys uh listening. Uh thank you for listening to the past. Uh hopefully you appreciate this, and hopefully it won't be so long until next time we have uh we do this again. And also, um, if any of you guys know anybody that owns a restaurant or is going to start opening a restaurant, um French I dip. French onion. Take a second, think about it. French onion dip. Yeah, French ID. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:17

Thank you for listening. Have a good day.

SPEAKER_01 54:20

We got it. We got it. She's a pro.

unknown 54:23

Let's get it.