S3 E24 Mass Deportation - How WILL We Ever Pay For It?!

Liberals are the eternal roadblock to common sense solutions.  They’ll waste millions allowing illegals to come here, breaking our laws, but when it comes to enforcing the laws they suddenly become penny-pinchers.

As ridiculous as it is to claim we can’t deport the aliens because it’s too expensive, it’s equally easy to come up with scores of potential solutions to the problem of raising the supposed eleven thousand dollars per head that deportation supposedly costs.  Here are just ten possible, only slightly whimsical solutions.

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The Tenth Man: [00:00:00] It supposedly costs $11,000 to deport an illegal immigrant. And where will the money come from? How to get rid of this precious human cargo economically, today, on The Tenth Man.

Liberals are the eternal roadblock to common sense solutions. They'll waste millions allowing illegals to come here, breaking our laws, but when it comes time to enforce the law, then they suddenly become penny pinchers. And this whole idea of how are we going to pay for getting rid of the illegal immigrants, it's really an invented [00:01:00] problem.

But inventing problems is just what we do in the West. Supposedly, the problems of illegal immigrants is that in their countries, they have trouble meeting the bare necessities. While here in the West, our problems are, trans children are not getting the support they need and gender affirming surgical care.

A made up problem. And so, as ridiculous as it is to claim that we can't support Or, we can't support the deportation of the aliens because it's too expensive. It's equally easy to come up with scores of potential solutions to the problem, of raising the supposed 11, 000 a head, and where did that number even come from?

So here are some solutions, I think we have ten, that are only slightly whimsical. In the hook, I wanted to say deport this precious, this, uh, human [00:02:00] garbage instead of precious human cargo, but we've learned in the election campaign that it's the electorate that are garbage, and we can't say anything bad about this more likely garbage that is the illegal alien population.

Even the term illegal alien. You're not supposed to use that. You were supposed to switch that to illegal immigrants because calling them aliens was accurate. And then we had to switch from illegal immigrants to undocumented immigrants. As if calling them something else makes them something else. But in truth, they are criminals.

They break the law when they come here. And calling them undocumented Immigrants is like calling a shoplifter an undocumented customer. They're not undocumented customers, they're, they're thieves. But the left, the left does this to control the narrative, and of course because they [00:03:00] control the media, they get to, they get to take control over what words enter the lexicon.

So the first solution we'll offer is a soft solution, something that the liberals would like. Go fund me. Start a GoFundMe page for each illegal immigrant and they could each have their story, their sad story of life. And then people, people like the Hollywood celebrities, they can go and sponsor them. Not just Hollywood, the women who have dyed their hair an unnatural color, a color from another planet.

They could jump on the bandwagon and go sponsor an illegal immigrant. Just take a sad selfie and somebody could set up an application where you could easily do this yourself. And just use Venmo to pay the fare. And they can post their biography, whether they're a, uh, a gang member, a human trafficker, drug smuggler, or [00:04:00] terrorist, all these sympathetic categories.

And then, Once your white savior has made a selection, he can get a full information kit telling all about the alien, where he comes from, and then and then he can leave the country on the sponsor's tab and go with an air tag. So the sponsor can then follow his movements right back to the prison in Venezuela where he came from, and then get the address, you can be pen pals.

There's precedent for this, there's legitimate charities like that, the Christian Children's Fund for example, and we're offering this story as sarcasm, but it actually would work. The second way is the same way they got here. Texas Governor Greg Abbott shipped them up to New York by the busload, and New York City can just put them on a bus back.

They can go across the border and then the Mexican truckers who brought them up can haul them back [00:05:00] down the same road and people can gather by the roadside passing out food and shoes because they always arrive here very well fed, you've noticed. And again, everybody wins. New York Mayor Eric Adams called it a political stunt when the first buses arrived.

Well, if that has political value, now Eric Adams can take advantage of it. He'd create the same political stunt and send them back and cash in on the political capital to be gained by this stunt. And you know, chartering a bus is way cheaper than flying them around the country for work. I don't know if you've heard of this, but Lakin Riley, a student nurse, was murdered in Georgia by one of these Venezuelans.

He probably rode a bus up to New York from Texas because he got to Georgia by way of an airline ticket. New York gave a bunch [00:06:00] of Venezuelan thugs airline tickets to fly them to Georgia, supposedly to get work. So, the guy went there, found a student nurse hiking down a trail, and he killed her. Don't you think that buying one more ticket, just on a bus, or it could be a freight car, for all we care, to take these guys back to the border is worth the money?

If it saves just one life, as they say. And the sooner the better. There's caravans forming up now, in southern Mexico. All these well fed people in their brand new shoes, getting ready to come up to the States in order to break into our country before Trump can be inaugurated. Those people need to see caravans coming back, coming back the other direction, so they can be discouraged from coming here.

And it's a wonder that we need to pay this money anyway. We have people coming over the northern border from Canada, where they're [00:07:00] dumping their garbage on us. And it's not us saying it's garbage. It's them. They're the ones dumping them. They don't want their own immigrants. They're raising 20, 000 in airfare and payment to coyotes, getting to Mexico, flying to Montreal, and then coming over our border.

Somebody has plenty of money. These people coming are coming from Senegal. It seems that staying in Canada would be a good idea since they, since they speak French in Senegal, it used to be a French colony. So how does this become. A U. S. problem. Let them go to France, if anywhere. Let them stay home and build their own country.

But if they're going to go anywhere, let them go to France or go to Quebec and stay there where they speak French. Instead, they're coming here. And they have plenty of money to do it. A third way is to make sure that they know that Trump won. Now this is a long shot because Trump's winning will probably make America a better country, but If you showed them all the [00:08:00] Democrat campaign ads, where America is going to become a dystopian dictatorship under Trump and the worst country in the world, um, they'll leave on their own.

Now this counts on people being dumb enough to believe the Democrat propaganda, but they did pour it on pretty thick. Actually, you will have to wonder about the hypocrisy. The Democrats are saying that America is horrible under Trump, and yet they all want to help the immigrants to stay. Why would they do that?

Why would they be so cruel? And method number four, the legal immigrant swap. It's time to emphasize the word legal, because nobody in the United States is against immigration. People in the United States are against illegal aliens coming in at will, because we don't do that to other countries. If we do, we go to jail.

So let's talk about the legal immigrant [00:09:00] swap. So what you do is you find all the legal immigrants, the people who are applying to come into the country legally under our laws, coming in legally and lawfully, and ask them if they want to be a sponsor of an illegal alien. So anyone going through the legal process, if you agree to sponsor one of the illegals to leave, then you go to the head of the line.

Now their only expense, and remember, legal immigrants are already going to a great deal of trouble and spending a great deal of money to come here. So the only additional expense is going to be they just have to buy a round trip ticket. So now the plane lands. The legal immigrant gets off and starts the process, finds his job under whatever program he comes in.

The illegal immigrant gets a seat for the return flight. It's free of [00:10:00] charge to the U. S. So what if for a particular illegal alien there is no quota for his country of origin? Well, that's just too bad. All immigration should be legal immigration. When you're a nation of laws, and this is a message for certain people in Congress is you follow the law.

And if you don't like the law, then you campaign or lobby or work to change it. We'll take a brief pause to thank you again for listening. And after mentioning the comments in the last episode, we did actually have a comment. So thank you very much for the kind words and you're all welcome to comment as well.

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Everyone entering the U. S. across the river or over the fence is a criminal. Put them in jail. It's way cheaper than a New York hotel. And once they're in jail, We can [00:12:00] use prisoners to put out brush fires in California. Kamala Harris famously utilized criminals out there for that, convicts for that. We can even rent them out to Canada, put out their wildfires, and use the money we make to send other illegals home.

And actually, if you tell them you're putting them in jail, they'll just leave on their own. For free. You know, countries like the UK, In Australia, they don't have any worries about family separation because all the families go together to prison. Australia has an island prison. There aren't that many people in it, actually, because people know that if they go to Australia illegally, they automatically go to prison.

They aren't released into the interior where they can, you know, Either, as some claim, get jobs or murder people and make mayhem. The UK had a law where all the illegals would be sent, flown out of the country to another continent, flown [00:13:00] to Rwanda. It's not known whether they were actually able to implement that.

There were protests there because actually the UK and Australia probably are overrun with more mindless liberals than is the states. It comes with being more urban. And you'll find this carries over into a lot of principles. The more, the higher percentage of your people are urban, the more they'll believe in unreasonable ideas.

And in Canada as well, the overflow for their immigration camps, they go to prisons, not hotels. The main point is that people coming here claiming to seek asylum are not seeking asylum at all. Because asylum is when you're under a physical threat in your homeland and you have to cross the border just to get someplace saved.

It's not to get someplace comfortable. There are actual refugee camps in the world. The Kakuma refugee camp in Kenya has almost a quarter of a million people in it. [00:14:00] That's actually where Ilhan Omar should be. The Za'atari camp in Jordan has 80, 000 refugees from Syria. And what they do is they go there and they set up their own society.

They have their, have schools, stores, doctors offices, where a cross section of society, families, settle, and they wait it out until there's peace in their homeland and they return. Calling the fortune hunters that come to the U. S. refugees is an insult to actual refugees from Syria. We had refugees during World War II, refugees, a whole shipload of Jews steamed around the Americas looking for safe harbor, looking for refuge.

They were all turned away, ultimately had to go back to Germany, and many of them died in the concentration camps. It's a fundamental difference. Hitler, Khrushchev, Kim, as in Kim Jong un. Uh, the surname, the family name is [00:15:00] the first one you hear. So Hitler, Khrushchev, and Kim, they all have walls around their countries, but they're not to keep people out.

When silly people like AOC say that we're setting up concentration camps, remember, we're feeding those people, we're giving them medical care, they aren't dying there, and they can leave at any time. The wall we want to put up is to keep alien criminals out of our business. Just, go home, work on your country.

Contrast that with how we're treated. You know there are hundreds of people in Mexican jails for accidentally breaking their laws. We had the story a couple years ago of Brittany Griner, who accidentally, not a big fan of hers by the way, but as a fellow citizen, she was put in jail for accidentally carrying cannabis oil to Russia.

A few years ago, it was 2009, we had Three hikers in Iran while they were hiking in Kurdistan [00:16:00] accidentally crossed over the border and they were put into prison for being illegal aliens in Iran. The difference in how Americans are treated versus how we treat others is just astounding. I met a person a couple years ago and he was out fishing in some of the boundary waters, bodies of water that are shared by the U.

S. and Canada. And when their boat broke down, it was closer to the other shore. They went ashore and the police came down. The, the Mounties came down and immediately arrested them all. Threw them in jail. And they're sitting in a jail, a Canadian jail, and he's, the individual I met said, look, I'm a state policeman, look right over, across the water you can see, my boss is right there, he'll vouch for me.

And the Mounties told him. You're nothing here. And the boat was impounded. They eventually were released from jail. They had to pay a [00:17:00] fine to get their boat back. That was an American law enforcement officer stuck in Canada by accident. Another personal experience, and I don't expect you to put, take any special stock of something just because it happens to be my experience, but it is something that happened to me is I worked in Mexico for five years for an American company.

And had to cross the border every single day and follow their rules. And in order to do that, we all had to have work permits. Our company had to show a need for us to be in Mexico. We had to apply and follow their laws and follow them each and every day. Had to have our work permit on us. Why is it then that somebody from another country can just stroll in and get ambassador treatment?

How is it they can come here and get flown around for free? How many Americans are getting flown around other countries for free, trying to find a job that they want? We have to jump through hoops and how many Americans [00:18:00] go to other countries and murder young women and then have the equivalent of the ACLU in those other countries, defend them and say, Oh, it's too bad.

They came here because of their, they wanted to live here instead of in their homeland. It just doesn't happen. Option number six, let's send them to Harvard. Send them to Harvard first. You know, Harvard and other Ivy League schools have lots of money. They have huge endowments. They are billionaires. And these schools all like illegal immigrants.

And they also like their admissions quotas for unqualified people, especially if they're not white. Now there's an exception. They don't like those quotas for Asians. They like to exclude Asians as much as they can. But it's, uh, the West Asians, the East Asians are okay. So let these Ivy League universities educate illegal aliens [00:19:00] and then those people can return home to build a better land for themselves and for all.

But this is supposed to be sarcastic and hurtful and make the Harvard. And our other Ivy League schools angry, but they would probably love this. They should because they love to do good. Option number seven, let them stay with access to free mandatory abortion. Now this would be entirely voluntary, but letting them stay, they don't have to stay again.

This is meant to be sarcastic, but it's not. It's actually the, it's the old anchor baby program in reverse, where instead of coming here, having a baby and you get to stay, you come here, you don't have a baby, and then when you die off in a generation, nobody has a problem. The liberals love illegals and they love abortions.

So they should love this plan, [00:20:00] especially from the immigrant point of view. They're not forced to stay. They can stay or go, but if they do stay. Then, they're not allowed to selfishly bring more people into the world. Because bringing more people into the world creates stress on our fragile planet. So this is a very green solution.

So it solves itself while reducing the carbon footprint. And that carbon footprint is important because the Just Stop Oil people, the climate control religion, the climate control church. They believe that people are a scourge to the planet. People are horrible. Of course, they believe that white people are horrible.

The brown people are good, even though the brown people, uh, pollute the most. And if that's not true, then why would you want people from poor countries to come here? Because they're going to come here, and they're coming here for prosperity. They're coming here so they don't have to cook all the time.[00:21:00] 

over a fire made of twigs they gathered that morning. They want to cook over a gas flame. And so gas flames are bad. So why would we encourage people to come and live in this country when supposedly this country is so bad and, and pollutes so much? Method number eight, enlist in the army. Just join the army for 10 years and you get citizenship.

And if you go fight in the Ukraine for at least a year, that shortens your enlistment by two years. Of course, the problem with this is some of them are going to die for the motherland, so they might not consider that a win. But on the other hand, they were supposedly leaving a life threatening situation.

That's what being an asylum seeker is. So if your life was definitely in danger in your homeland than joining the army where it might be in danger. Not such a big risk. Funny thing about [00:22:00] this one is it's actually true already. You already can join the army and get citizenship, be eligible for to apply for citizenship after one year.

After one year. And if you go to war, it's after one day. So why isn't everybody doing this? It's not as if we have families coming across the border. They're all men of military age. Mostly. They are mostly men of military age. But what the left really wants to do, they want to put girls in combat, girls and pretend girls, uh, what they call trans women.

Reject that term because they're not any kind of woman, they are men. Okay, so if you want to call them pretend women, that's fine. But they want to put pretend women into combat because people aren't enlisting in high enough numbers. Well, people are probably avoiding the woke military. Well, there's a simple solution for that.

That's the draft. People who think they support women in combat can easily say that because [00:23:00] women are not now and never have been subject to the draft. That would change. And if you stopped saying that you were going to populate combat jobs with women, then you would have more guys enlisting. Also, the U.

S. has a glorious history of immigrants serving in the armed forces. From the many Irish who fought in the American Civil War and went on to serve with the Indian Wars and many died with Custer at the Little Bighorn in June, wasn't it, June 1876. Then later on, many Mexicans and Filipinos, along with people who are technically Americans like the Indians and the Puerto Ricans, again, a glorious history of serving in the armed forces.

Or together with us, we could just stop supporting the Ukraine war. With the 60 billion we've sent and are sending to Ukraine, that would pay the bill for 5 [00:24:00] million. A couple of years ago, 5 million was the total and stopping the Ukraine war would automatically have paid for the export, the deporting of all the illegal aliens.

Method number nine, just don't worry about it. It's inflation because even if it is 11, 000 a piece, which is questionable, that's in Kamala bucks. Remember, we've had Bidenflation, so 11 grand is just getting closer and closer to the price of a meal at McDonald's or maybe a week's groceries. So why even sweat it?

And besides which those people are here costing us money now, just take all the asylum cases in the first place. Uh, they shouldn't be seeking asylum here. You seek asylum as soon as you cross the border out of your country. So they should not even be here. They should be sent back just based on you can only seek asylum from Canada and Mexico, maybe also Russia, [00:25:00] but even barring that.

Only 2 percent of the people claiming to be asylum seekers end up being asylum seekers, end up being found worthy of asylum after they do go to court and the rest leave. But they're here for years until they get a court hearing. Or if you disagree, if you think 11, 000 is a lot of money, fine, then bite the bullet.

That's the law. It makes more sense than all the spurious lawsuits that were directed at Donald Trump Trump. How many millions of dollars were spent on those? Nobody worried about that legal expense, did they? And finally, number 10, the buddy plan. This is the best one here. If it's not too hard to follow the buddy plan, this is going to exploit all of the celebrities who said that they would leave the U.

S. If Donald Trump won. Oh, and not just celebrities. Thousands of people said they were going to leave if Donald Trump were elected. So, all of these [00:26:00] white saviors, let them also rescue an illegal to take along with them. Because, while they're escaping this miserable hole, shouldn't they take something along with them?

So, listen to the fun part, because here's how you'd execute this. What you'd do, once you got the list of liberals who are leaving, you'd do just like, you know, the GoFundMe only in reverse. Instead of the white savior sponsoring the alien, you're going to have the alien go sponsor the white savior. So now you're going to give out the American's name to an illegal.

But here's the trick, you actually give his name to two illegals, right? Now these two illegals are going to go knock on the door of the American on the day that they're scheduled to leave. And the two illegals are going to toss a coin. And then the winner The winner gets to decide, the winner of the coin toss, gets to decide whether as a winner he gets to leave the country being saved [00:27:00] from dystopia by the American, or whether the illegal gets to stay here in place of the American.

And this is beautiful, because now you can have some YouTuber who's gonna do nothing but follow the two illegals around and going with them when they go knock on the door of the celebrity, the American savior. And, by golly, how come the winner of the coin toss always chooses to stay in the U. S.? Oh, he's not gonna stay in that guy's house.

He just gets to stay, period. And isn't it strange how with all these people leaving the U. S. because it's so bad, it's only the loser of the coin toss that ever leaves with them. But the best thing about this methodology is this. For every illegal alien that leaves, we get rid of a second undesirable at the same time.

You know, hard problems require creative solutions, and here you have 10 that will work. That is, unless all the illegals leave before Inauguration Day. [00:28:00] And whether you call them illegal aliens, illegal immigrants, undocumented immigrants, or just border jumping criminals. They are illegal. They are criminals.

No matter what you hear from mayors of sanctuary cities, or the ACLU, these criminals have no rights other than the right to humane treatment, as they are leaving. But when they're lying, or staying, or going the other direction, away from the border, they are criminals, no matter how cute their kids are.

Thank you for listening.