The Original canceled radio guys. Chris and Costello: SEASON 6
Chris and Costello: things we couldn't do or say on the radio...Chris and Costello worked in big market radio together in another life, now they bring you a rather skewed version of what's happening...interviews, Attitudes, and reviews all in an interesting and captivating way, somewhat irreverent. That's what you should expect from an American radio Icon (Chris Bailey) and a man who only has one name...and turned his back on Queen and country, Costello ( He's from England).
The Original canceled radio guys. Chris and Costello: SEASON 6
Jets to RVs and Political Puzzles: Crafting Kamala's Journey, Doggie Drama, and Musical Memories
Ever wondered how a Learjet becomes a chic one-bedroom RV? Buckle up as we share the quirky tale of a friend who did just that, complete with law enforcement encounters and RV park escapades. But that's just one piece of our adventure this week. We kick things off with some light-hearted banter about dog walking mishaps and tech glitches before diving into the political whirlwind. With President Biden stepping down and Kamala Harris earning the Obamas' endorsement, we speculate on Trump's potential Twitter storm and the slew of less-than-tasteful slogans from the opposition.
Next, we get real about the challenges Vice President Kamala Harris faces, addressing the unfounded claims and biases that persist. From Tulsi Gabbard's accusations to the absurd "DEI hire" label, Harris's journey is a testament to resilience and hard work. We chat about her experiences as a stepmother and the societal hurdles women and people of color continue to encounter. All the while, we maintain a playful, supportive tone, underscoring our belief in Harris's potential to clinch the upcoming election despite the noise and negativity.
Switching gears, we groove into summer music trends, spotlighting artists like Sabrina Carpenter and Shaboozey, and nodding to the late Sinead O'Connor’s enduring legacy. Then, we marvel at the aviation-meets-RV innovation before shifting to a heartwarming family segment. From my daughter's career aspirations in law enforcement to nostalgic sips of Mexican Coca-Cola, we wrap up with laugh-out-loud moments about my corgi's rehoming saga. And of course, a special shoutout to Kamala Harris for joining us, bringing her trademark wit and strength to the conversation.
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Just put the dog in a leash to go for a walk. You don't have to go fast, you don't have to go far, just get him out, shut around here. Okay, wait a minute, there she goes. Okay, she's right, it's good. I sent you back a text hours ago. Didn't hear anything. I restarted my phone, so maybe that fixed it. I'm in California and I can do the call, but need to get in the same time zone. You're on, so what do I do you in the same time?
Speaker 1:zone you're on so I can write back right now, you know. But all right, right now or next week, Excellent.
Speaker 2:Okay, all righty, we're running. You want to verify that there at your end, mr Bailey?
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, you ready to go guys.
Speaker 2:This is probably. Well, yes, man.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:Here we go. Hey, this is Chris. Hey, it's Costello here, hi, chris.
Speaker 1:How are you? You know what? I feel kind of like a skank here, because what did we promise last week? That we're not going to talk any politics unless something happens.
Speaker 1:Well, gee, look what happened the very next day. It was the very next day that Biden dropped out and Vice President Kamala Harris is now taking a spot. She got the endorsement of the Obamas and off and running. Here we go, and of course we were wondering so we're going to keep it true politics how Trump was going to go after her right. He spent all this time sleepy Joe, old Joe, worst president ever, and now anything he says is going to sound sexist and racist, but that's normal for him anyway, this is true.
Speaker 2:He just can't help himself.
Speaker 1:Anything he says is going to sound sexist and racist, but that's normal for him anyway.
Speaker 2:This is true. He just can't help himself. He's like a fifth grade kid. I know you are, but what am I? Yeah.
Speaker 1:He was saying last night at one of those damn rallies. But now they're inside now because I love it if someone's at a rally and they pop the balloon Just to watch you hit the deck again.
Speaker 2:My ear, my ear, you know, what I'd like to do is, like you know, just give one of those laser pointers that'd be great to watch the secret service come crawling everywhere, going where's it coming from. Oh, that'd be great yeah, yeah, what you were saying last night.
Speaker 1:I was stupid and he's, like anyone said, since they've been shot, I'm nice now I'm a nice guy. Now I gotta be nice. You know what? I can't be nice because they're not nice people, they're dangerous people. So, kamala, get out of here. You're fired. I'm just going.
Speaker 2:Oh, we can live off that apprenticeship you're gonna do, you're gonna do your mouth like this, chris, when you do, when you do um like this, you can get the hands going. You've got to get the spink to mouth. Yeah, I'll pass, I've got to listen.
Speaker 1:It didn't take long for Republicans and Trump to start calling her names and stuff like that. If you get the best way instead of this, just to get the true reaction as to how she feels, because she's really happy, I'm happy for her. I like her a lot, you know. So let's just go to the source man Right here on the Chris and Costello deal we have for your entertainment pleasure. Here she is Vice President Kamala Harris. Hello guys, hello boys.
Speaker 2:Harris, there you go, hello boys, boys, thank you. That's the thing anyone said to me.
Speaker 3:Good to see you, you're saying that again.
Speaker 1:Okay, they're going to pick on you. Someone put up on the internet a picture of you, kamala, and there you were, your face with Joker makeup on, and it said underneath the Giggler.
Speaker 3:Well when you're happy, you're happy, that's all. I'm just happy to be running for this great nation of ours.
Speaker 2:Presidency Excellent and you know what. Everybody here at the original, canceled Radio Guys show. We're going to endorse you too, you betcha, yeah, you never mind the others.
Speaker 3:Well, you know, that might be better than Barack and Michelle's. Thank you, gentlemen.
Speaker 2:You're welcome when we get our man from the South next door.
Speaker 1:We are a better power couple, not in the gay way. Not in the gay way.
Speaker 3:It's an entertainment way, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1:No, it's an entertainment way. Okay, I got stuff. This came out right after it was announced you were going to run, biden endorsed you. Okay, a shirt came out from the mega people right off the gate. It says I just want to get your reaction.
Speaker 3:The first one says Joe and the ho got to go. Oh, my goodness, he couldn't do any better than that. Because why I've never heard any of that?
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know why they're portraying that. Since you're a woman, I guess they're portraying you slept your way to the top, so you're going to hear a lot of that stuff. Here's one they say you should be paid for your vice presidential pick, pete Buttigieg, buttigieg. They said the, the slogan is Buttigieg darling. It's Buttigieg Right. Ok, so the ticket slogan would be.
Speaker 3:They call it the blowjob ticket. Well, I know that he's full of hot air, so that would work. Not Pete, of course. The other one, the Cheeto magnet, is full of hot air, so he could blow.
Speaker 1:Not thinking that's what they meant by the blowjob ticket, but it's okay.
Speaker 3:Oh, isn't that unfortunate? Because I don't know. I wasn't convicted of sexual assault.
Speaker 1:Just saying that's right. He's not a man in conviction, even though he has 34 convictions. Hey, right wing commentators, I never heard of this guy.
Speaker 3:Maybe you have Costello Constantine Kyson referred to you, ms Vice President, as a vagina of color. Oh well, I am of color and I do have a vagina.
Speaker 2:So that one might be true.
Speaker 3:Maybe you can vajazzle your vagina. Oh, oh, what's your name? Again, that's going a bit far.
Speaker 1:Here's one. This one says that you got your start in politics by sleeping with Willie Brown, I believe an ex-ex-mayor of San Francisco. Did you date him at some point?
Speaker 3:Well, yes, indeed, I did, Long before I was married to the first gentleman. But, yes, yes, we did go out a little bit, but heck, I had all kinds of celebrity bows at that point in time and I don't think he did. I would like to say that I worked my way to the top. I wasn't asleep.
Speaker 1:I think it's just because you dated people that make it sound like you were some kind of slut. Also because you dated, at one point, montel Williams.
Speaker 3:I didn't, yeah, I didn't. Yes. Montel was really quite a lot of fun and, again, I did not sleep my way to the top.
Speaker 1:I worked hard for this when you dated Montel, did you buff his head? I did, I did to the top. I worked hard for this.
Speaker 3:When you dated Montel, did you buff his head? I did, I did. He liked a little chamois claw.
Speaker 1:He liked that head shiny man he liked a little chamois claw. A little plaid. Montel's really pissed off, you know, because everyone's asking him about their relationship, he's going. I'm not going. It's over 20 years ago. We dated for like a year. You're not going to get crap from me. I'm happy for her. I like her. Good for you, Montel.
Speaker 3:Right, he was a good man. He is a good man, yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, I used to like this senator. Remember you know who Tulsi Gabbard is? Is Senator Tulsi Gabbard?
Speaker 3:She said, quote Kamala Harris slept her way to the top, and with a name like Tulsi Gabbard poor thing. I guess it wasn't possible for her Sounds like a position.
Speaker 1:Hey, they also say you're just another DEI hire.
Speaker 3:Yes, I have heard that, and you know the only DEI people are the ones that DEI themselves.
Speaker 2:What does that stand for? Sorry, don't know.
Speaker 3:Diversity, equity inclusion.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, yes, but I think that it's just a bunch of middle aged white guys that are saying that you are correct, because they just, they just don't. They just say you were given the nomination, you didn't earn it. You're the freaking vice president. The president steps away, the vice president waits. That's the way it always is.
Speaker 3:And apparently they haven't seen any of the cases that I have, you know, and the current Republican candidate for president, let's just say I have seen it, I have prosecuted it, I have sent it to jail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, good one, Good one like that.
Speaker 1:Oh, jd Vance, the vice president, did you guys see the movie based off the book that he wrote to Hillbilly? Did you see that we're going close?
Speaker 3:You know what? We have enough Hillbillies in real life. I don't need to see the movie. He's, oh please, he and his catless woman thing.
Speaker 2:What kind of stupid thing is that to say? I mean, you know it was a catless woman.
Speaker 3:You know, he's just the other one's mini-me. Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 1:So that's all there is to that you can't be a good president because you're not a mother, you don't have kids. There's no way you can be a good president.
Speaker 3:I have two beautiful stepchildren and so I'm not at all sure. Didn't you see what my even even the first gentleman's ex-wife called out? That ridiculous comment, and my stepdaughter was quick to my side. That's ridiculous, and anybody that chooses not to have children or can't have children, well, I just think that shows you the level of intelligence we're dealing with right there.
Speaker 1:They're just jealous because they think you got there because, one, you're female. Two, you're a woman of color. Three, you have a laugh like a hyena. They just don't know how to deal with it.
Speaker 3:Well, they just don't understand that they're going down.
Speaker 1:Here's one standard wrote on his Facebook page right, kamala Harris is a little whore. Oh, I'm seriously.
Speaker 3:Now which one gets paid for it. I don't remember the prostitute or the. I would never do it for free.
Speaker 2:And she opens her mouth and inserts her foot let's call it a campaign donation well, doesn't always have to be monetary, my dear so you know that that thing about cats and women who haven't had kids I I assume that I was just thinking of cl you know that they had dogs and a child, but then again never mind, well, they also.
Speaker 3:his idiocracy went through to my friend Pete Buttigieg too, for somehow he's childless too. What the hell was that all about?
Speaker 1:He's adopted two boys.
Speaker 3:He's not childless, he has a little girl and a little boy, but there's no way that right. We need to have a little discussion on biology, because he cannot have children biologically. The man. And they did, and he and his husband did adopt two beautiful children.
Speaker 2:They are lovely children.
Speaker 3:But, he included them in the Catholic's witness and they can call me names all they want. They can call me names all day long, and I should just laugh at that because I'm way smarter and they're going down.
Speaker 2:I've got a question for you. What do you seriously think your chances are of winning this?
Speaker 3:Well, people vote and I'm in.
Speaker 2:Well, yes, but I personally think that you've got it've got it. I mean, just seems that the energy and everything we see is just just you know there's still a ways to go yet.
Speaker 3:But come back, convention, we're going to fire up the troops and we're going to set us back on the right path and they can say all that they want. But I was never convicted that's also very true.
Speaker 1:You convicted people, that's for sure. But we want to thank vice president the giggler for I mean kamala harris for being on with us.
Speaker 3:you know, mr chris, you are just too funny, thank you.
Speaker 2:It's been wonderful being on the sidelines here hearing this conversation.
Speaker 3:Well, gentlemen, I'm always at your disposal.
Speaker 2:Oh, lovely.
Speaker 3:Very good, we're calling you again, like you said we've got a long campaign ahead, so we want to touch base with you down the road a little bit, okay? Indeed, gentlemen, go register to vote for the right person.
Speaker 1:Me. Yeah, I'm going to vote for you. You do good, you got it.
Speaker 2:Ola Skimla Thanks.
Speaker 3:Oh, gentlemen, well, have a lovely time. Bye-bye, bye.
Speaker 1:Bye Do the clean wave. That was great. I'm glad you spent some time. She is a breath of fresh air.
Speaker 3:Happy person.
Speaker 1:The Trump thing came back for him. He can't vote for him. He's the old guy on the ticket. Who's the old guy on the?
Speaker 3:ticket. Now he is.
Speaker 1:All those things you said before about don't vote for an old guy he's the old guy. That ticket now he is. All those things you said before about don't vote for old guy he's the old guy.
Speaker 2:So it's great. Well, that's interesting, that was cool.
Speaker 1:Well, it's that time of year, man, so we're really deep in the summer and a week or so we'll be into the last throes of summer. It's been really hot, it's been pretty fast. Every summer there's always like they say this is the song of the summer, this is the trend of the summer, this is the hot artist of the summer. So we're going to check and see how hip you are, who. Yes, there's been a couple of trends going on this summer, so we're going to see if you know what the hot songs are, the hot artists are. That's been happening this summer.
Speaker 2:Okay, songs are the hot artists are. That's been happening this summer.
Speaker 1:All right, he has it on your computer, castillo has that look of dread. Okay, it's okay. It's all in fun already. Okay, so the hottest female artist of this summer hands down has been who?
Speaker 2:That's going to be Miley Cyrus. Wrong.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pervert, you're just thinking of your own loins. I mean your own thoughts. Yes, sabrina Carpenter. Okay, hot Little Blonde, she got the song of the summer. It's the song of summer by hers. I guess you wouldn't know it. You know what it is. Song of the Summer is Espresso. Oh, and she released another one too. Please, please Me, those are big. Look her up, man. She's blonde, she's hot, she's young and she's the artist of the summer and has the song in the summer. Okay, what was it? Hip question. Sabrina Carpenter, are you Googling? I will be. We're taking a quick break in the show here. Why Costello Google? No, no, no, no, no. The big, also a big trend in the summer. You may have noticed this one All these pop artists are collaborating and doing frigging country songs. Now, have you noticed that?
Speaker 2:I have noticed that.
Speaker 1:Yep, All right, let's see what you know. So Post Malone has put out a single. With what country?
Speaker 2:artist Tick tick tock, tock, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick tick, tick Wait a minute, I don't know. Game's up.
Speaker 1:Oh, well done Blake Shelton.
Speaker 2:Oh, and did I think you were looking for a?
Speaker 1:woman. Well, you know, the song is called with Blake Shelton and Post Malone is called Pour Me a Drink.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:The thing about country lyrics and songs is they're so simplistic on the lyrics. Grab my truck, pour me a drink. I ain't paying my taxes. Frickin' cheated on me, okay, but yeah, blake and Post Malone, just pour me a drink. Funny song, of course, all right, there's also you may remember this, because this was a guy who was a big DJ out here in Vegas, big DJ in Vegas Marshmello. You know right, the guy with the big marshmallow on his head. You never see what he looks like. He's a marshmallow.
Speaker 2:He's a disco.
Speaker 1:The freaking guy makes a disco as a DJ man. The guy makes like a million dollars a gig. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2:I got something wrong, then didn't I.
Speaker 1:So he's collaborating with a country artist, so it's Marshmello. And who's the country artist? He's with Ding ding Ding, ding Ding ding, Pervert Kane Brown. They've done a song together, I mean. Marshmello put together the song and the beats. Kane does the singing, of course, okay.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Now we talked about the pop songs of the summer. The biggest country song of the summer is done by a pop artist. Okay, it's called the bar song. Sounds almost like a Beyonce's Texas old and it's got that same type of you know they're trying to person, trying to sound country, but it's called the bar song. Okay, when the guy appears at like a country music award show and they're going, oh, we want to see this guy first, he walks in and they're going like holy crap because he's got dreadlocks. So the bar song black artist. He only did one country song, so the bar song big hit. The artist is.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Did you say my name again? Lionel Richie Sh.
Speaker 2:Did you say my name again, lionel Richie Shaboosie? Okay, if you say so.
Speaker 1:It's like when you go out in the woods in South Carolina. You come back and you pick them off your ass. Is this Shaboosie? Oh? Yeah there you go.
Speaker 2:What's that back there?
Speaker 1:I got a Shaboosie. You don't know Shaboosie. No, no, it's called the bar song. These are hot songs this summer.
Speaker 2:Listen, the only hot thing this summer around here is the temperature in this town with the humidity, and I'm standing inside.
Speaker 1:I'm white.
Speaker 2:I'm white, white, white. I don't go outside anymore, I can tell you have no tan whatsoever. None, look at me.
Speaker 1:Tan man, tan Okay Bar song is pretty fun, pretty fun. If you like the Beyonce Texas home, you'll like Shaboozy bar song. He's been appearing on all these country award shows before the summer came. Anyway, the song has maintained the summer big hit. And whatever One of the new, hottest pop artists there is, you heard of Teddy Swims, you know Teddy.
Speaker 2:Oh, yes, Intimately. Now you see this part of my head here. It's been stuffed up my ass the last year.
Speaker 1:I'm taking notes here. So far, costello has not gotten one Question right. On pop culture of the summer Of 2024 Totally bypassed me sorry, Unless you're knocking on my door. Big, big goose egg here. Nothing Dang. You have to know about this, okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, I do huh.
Speaker 1:So summer vacation time, everybody travels. So you know the airports and stuff have been busiest ever of all time. You know. That's why I don't fly anymore, because it's just a real pain in the ass to go through. Flights are always delayed, flights are always delayed. Flights are always canceled. You've got to wait. People have got bad tempers. There's fights on planes. Who needs it? But the good news from the airlines this week this is a big deal because I don't fly this airline because of that stupid policy they had. They changed it today.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Yes indeed.
Speaker 2:Southwest Airlines is now going to have assigned seats. I never flew Southwest, but I did hear about that.
Speaker 1:I didn't know. When I first time flew Southwest they have zone A, b, c. I said I don't know, I'll just do, I'll board last two carriers. I didn't know they didn't have assigned seats. I did like zone C. When you do zone C it's the last of the last and it's always nothing that's left but middle seats. I mean it just sucked, they're going. Oh, it's just because you save money. You know if you have to buy Zone A, you pay out the ass just to be able to be one of the first people to board.
Speaker 2:You know, one of the first people to get off.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, but you know you want only try to get a decent seat by a window or an aisle, and you have to do Zone A, and even this I guarantee, because Southwest is notoriously known for pre-boarding. You know, okay, all retired military, all handicapped people, the assistance with kids getting on the plane, all active service duty people, Okay, all people with a booger on the left side of the nose and have trouble breathing. It's like 75 people board a special boarding before the left side of the nose and have trouble breathing. You know, just and just, it's like. It's like 75 people board, yeah, A special boarding before you even call freaking zone a.
Speaker 2:So we didn't zone it by 10, but you know you can't get a damn seat. What you got to do is you got to get there and then pull on one of their wheelchairs and sit by the gate, girl, in one of those wheelchairs.
Speaker 1:And the reason you can't take that on. So no, I think I can probably walk that far. Last time I flew south, I was recovering from my foot surgery. I was in a boot, I was in Zone C, but they said, oh, you need assistance. I went, well, hell, I'm going to take advantage of that. So I hopped over to my boot. They want me to go right on. Sir, please board. I got me a nice window seat. I, with zone 8 tickets going asshole, you bastard, you know. And they'd be going like the military people going by as well too. You know you're not in uniform, but you never saw action Pissed off, you know. So I'm just happy they're doing assigned seats. So now you've got these by your seat, by your aisle, by where you want. So I'll fly them again now, because otherwise than that, I like them.
Speaker 2:It's interesting. They said that 86% of people who didn't fly the reason they didn't fly Southwest was, you know, assigned seating. 86% of people flying Southwest said they would like to see assigned seating.
Speaker 1:Okay and it's how much business have they been losing over the years? I mean, how stupid. How long did it take them? You know Southwest you know this is the number one hub airline here in Las Vegas. So they interviewed a lot of people in this area here and here in Vegas and there were Southwest passengers they go. What's the biggest complaint with Southwest? They go. I'd love to have an assigned C. It took them 20 years or so to go. Hey, maybe we should do a signed seat. People want that. There's a CEO. If they're making millions of bucks, he just finally made that decision to give the people what they want.
Speaker 2:That, and they're going to start doing red-eye flights too, I understand, which apparently they didn't do before.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that. Yep, I guess I only flew them the one time wearing a foot boot. I got cussed out so much I never flew them again.
Speaker 2:You should break it out and fly with them again with the old boot on.
Speaker 1:People go hey, if you ever need to board first or whatever, just bring your boot on. I said I don't want to wear that damn thing to the airport. If I don't have to, it would pain the ass to try to walk around that thing. I got my early boy, because I needed it yeah. I deserved it. I was wounded, I was hurt.
Speaker 2:I stepped on a landmine, but it didn't go off, that's why I? Don't need to put in the boot.
Speaker 1:So that's big news here in Vegas, because Southwest is the hub here in Vegas. The other big news in Vegas happened today, this morning. There's a lot of famous residents that live here full-time, as you know. One just died a few months ago infamous, but he was here. He was at a place down the street from where I hang out and work, about two blocks away, walking there any night, seeing him at the bar hugging his same people going up. Oh love you, how you doing OJ Simpson? So he was sued again for the first time since the 90s by fred goldman and the goldman family.
Speaker 1:You know yeah going for it, fred. It's just like uh, I forget what the actual name, because the last time he sued was in the 90s and he won the civil suit. This new lawsuit, fred, says that the Simpson estate now owes him $131 million. Still Now I don't think he has that much left over. That's probably $2 million, $3 million, maybe, I don't know. Maybe some hidden, I don't know. But he's going for it and his kids are probably going. We need to get something from daddy. You could have got something if you had paid the Goldman's first. They deserve it. They're not going to let him go until they get what. You can't bring your son back and stuff. But they go for it, fred. I'm happy to hear it, oh yeah absolutely.
Speaker 2:Absolutely Huh Interesting. You know I saw an interesting thing today, that in Northern Ireland this is some unpronounceable town. They decided that they would because it's the year anniversary of Sinead O'Connor dying.
Speaker 2:Has it been a year? Yeah, wow, that's a fast year, jeez, okay. So you know they thought being a wax museum. They put a little museum. You know they do a wax work of her. Okay, so Easy to do the head. Well, that's the thing you see. So they did this thing. Her brother said it looks like a demented mannequin. This looks nothing like my sister and all these people, is that?
Speaker 2:why, that's kind of. If it is her, it's a very young version of her, so they've decided to take it down and they're going to rework it, which will be interesting to see what they do.
Speaker 1:Well, she became famous when she was young and, of course, she still had fans even when she got older, but all her famous stuff. When she was younger she looked the way she did.
Speaker 2:Well, anyway, they really took it. They were very very unhappy about it and it did. I'll agree with them. It did look a little odd.
Speaker 1:I'd see a picture of that that's. I can't believe it's been a year. You mentioned something. I remember this from a year ago on the show. I was talking. I wasn't a big fan, I only had the one song, but you're talking about how she was bigger in europe than she was in the united states, which is true.
Speaker 1:but you mentioned a song of hers that got stuck in my head the Emperor something right, the Emperor's New Clothes yeah, you said it was a big hit. I never heard that's no such thing. You know what? I heard that song for the first time about two weeks ago. I went. I know that song. I didn't know it was her and I like that song. I'm going well it. It only took me all this time to figure the freaking thing out.
Speaker 2:I feel like an idiot. That's Sinead O'Connor Decent song decent song. Good, I like it. Yeah, that's a great song. We'll have a little bit of it now. Why not?
Speaker 1:You have it now, ray. No, I'm going. Dan, you're getting good. All of a sudden you whipped that right up on me, you push that digital button pull up that Shady Connors song. You don't have the new board yet. You can't do that. No.
Speaker 2:No, I just can't believe what this old board is suddenly doing. It's the most bizarre thing.
Speaker 1:It's time to go. But you know what we do have. I should mention we do have new producers. I understand we do.
Speaker 2:Coming online soon.
Speaker 1:Online. They'll be picking apart the show. When it's done, They'll probably just erase it. This is the best you can give us. Yeah, it is. They start and they'll be putting things together. You'll see us in various places. They're working now and their work you'll start seeing debuting next week. We'll be more visible in a lot of places. You can hear us in a lot more places. They will be more visible in a lot of places. You can hear us in a lot more places. They're just taking us over. We're going to the next level.
Speaker 2:Costello, we're going to the next level. They can actually get on TikTok. I can't even get on it anymore. I mean it's like okay, we've got your password, now we're going to send you a super secret password Just put a dancing video of yourself and get right up. No, you can't get even on there.
Speaker 1:Don't worry, we have our producers from.
Speaker 2:France.
Speaker 1:They're going to take us from level D celebrities. We're going to go up to level C celebrities.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'm ready. I'll be trading my Mercedes in for a Yahoo, for a car, or a Volkswagen, or a Volkswagen. There you go. What were those little cars? They started with a Y and they were like from Yugoslavia, yugo, yugo, that's it.
Speaker 1:Death traps.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh God, they're horrible, so I'm going to trade in my Mercedes for Yugo they don't see them anymore because everybody drove one and they're crashing their dead.
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Speaker 1:That's miles. There's some condoms that people want to do there. They are calling.
Speaker 2:That's a condoms or ass. I really need to take this call. Well, that was a quick word from our sponsors as we were talking about them.
Speaker 1:I thought you said you really needed to take that. That was the quickest. I really needed to take that call. I've ever heard did they give? You some secret code word, and that was it that's it.
Speaker 2:Yes, the black helicopters will now retreat.
Speaker 1:No, it came up as the number one you got to share on the show Katsia what the hell was that.
Speaker 2:Well, okay, it came up as law officers of, and I'd been waiting for a call from my attorney and it wasn't. It was something to do with some pill everybody took in this, I don't know so you're opening up this party today. You're telling you that you can remain out on bail. Yeah, we're not going to revoke your bail there you go.
Speaker 1:I'm happy for it. It's great. You get the weekend. It's the weekend at home.
Speaker 2:still, you report back to jail on Monday at 8 am and bring cigarettes with you.
Speaker 1:We're talking really good. You've been debating the idea of maybe selling your shack I mean home in Columbia, south Carolina and buying an RV and living out of that and being able to just kind of move around and stay longer in places like and go out and go for the rest of the. That's a great idea. Now a friend of mine sent you a picture. You have to admit that's pretty cool. A friend of mine sent you a picture, you have to admit that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:A friend of mine just bought an RV. What he actually bought is a Learjet that took the wings off and they gutted and converted the inside, made a one-bedroom RV inside an actual stinking Learjet. We've seen the outside. I got to go. I'm going to see him in about two weeks and I'm going to get a view and pictures of the inside. Oh yeah, get pictures.
Speaker 2:Definitely get pictures. You know they had to take the wings off, which is understandable.
Speaker 1:Pull it down the street, you know. But he said he was pulled over three times by cops in LA Because they're going. You can't be pulling jets down.
Speaker 2:He says no he, they got an RV here.
Speaker 1:Can I sit in front seat? I mean Learjets anyway, always in the back have one bed, one bedroom. So they made that and they converted the other part to like a living quarter. So it's a really classy one-bedroom RV in a Learjet.
Speaker 2:It's interesting looking, although I must admit I think the trailer is sitting on kind of dinky. But you know, I didn't realize that. I thought maybe they had a different propulsion system. I looked at that front wheel and said, man, if you're steering that thing down the highway, that little tiny wheel, I don't fancy your odds much.
Speaker 1:I just think it'd be just all right. You should buy a car. I know he's going to sell it. You're talking about RV. You pull that thing into one of those RV parks and back that jet in. You'll be the talk of the park, maybe meet some new friends, maybe meet you a woman Just because you've got a Learjet RV. I mean, hey, hey, yeah, seeing a one floating around in the RV park wouldn't want to hook up with a guy with the Learjet RV.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, and I could tell them it was a family wagon too. See, there were reasons for this.
Speaker 1:Well, that's true, you got that damn Mercedes family. Don't forget that when they see the Learjet RV, it's a chick magnet for women over 60. Oh, perfect, perfect, that's right. Thank you very much. They have a diaper machine outside too. They're at the RV park. That'd be fun. Yeah, we'll get an inside view. I know they'll sell it to you, so it could be really cool inside, and who knows, right?
Speaker 2:Could be the thing.
Speaker 1:How much time are you asking, though? I'll find out. Like I said, I'll see him within a couple of weeks. Pretty sure I mean he talked about how he gets these things and he just, you know, likes to restore them and whatever, have a little bit of fun that he, he sells them. So I'll get a price on that.
Speaker 2:So I'll get the Chris Bailey discount because he's a butt, he's a friggin' and he's a client. He's a what?
Speaker 1:And he's a client. Yeah, that's how we met. That's how we met. Now we're just friends, oh.
Speaker 2:I see.
Speaker 1:Okay, he's a really funny guy.
Speaker 2:I was thinking of those commercials all those years ago. I said and I'm a client too, can't remember who did that.
Speaker 1:Those commercials all those years ago. He said and I'm a client too, can't remember who did that, he's a good guy. I remember the first time we walked in I just went whoa, I never met him before. He's got these Gucci glasses, louis Vuitton shirt, a bag across over the gold chain. I'm just going, god, hollywood just walked in. Ever since that's what I call him. I call him Hollywood. He looks Hollywood.
Speaker 1:Yeah he's impressive, he's a trip, he's a fun guy. So we'll see, costello. I'm just trying to work out a deal for you there, buddy, okay.
Speaker 2:All right, yeah, we have work on it and hell, we'll lose the shack and get a shack on wheels.
Speaker 1:It's all part of our campaign to break Costello free and get his ass out of the redneck here. Billy, sack, carolina, sack, carolina, get him out of there, get his life back. He's on the road. You're out the window. Your three hair is blowing in the breeze and just being free and stuff, Just having a great time.
Speaker 2:This one, this one and this one.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep, I'll be flapping back there. It'll be fun.
Speaker 2:Get you out of that state.
Speaker 1:I mean there's some good things in the state you're in, You're just not in the right part.
Speaker 2:That's true Are.
Speaker 1:Not in the right part. That's true. Are you going to Charleston this weekend? We talked about that.
Speaker 2:I was going to go today, but a little thing called the show turned up. It's been draining. I'm going to go down there. I'm definitely going to go down there.
Speaker 1:Go down there and spend the night too, and make it a couple-day thing. Have a good time. Great food, great restaurants. Get out to the. I'm telling you where to go Isle of Palms first, and drive up to Isle of Palms and hit the end down there. It's gorgeous, Beautiful Isle of.
Speaker 2:Palms yeah, seafood man, and the only thing is, though, that it's kind of expensive to buy real estate, so probably end up with one of those little condo things, but it doesn't really matter does it. Think about it.
Speaker 1:It doesn't matter where you are, just a place to sleep. While you're down there, you can spend most of the time outside anyway. Walk in the old section, go into the beach, hang out at the water, shrimp boats and fish boats come in, get fresh fish, eat them right there on the dock cook it for you. It's just fun, it's great.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and.
Speaker 1:I just looked up People down there are fun. They like to play Down there in Charleston there's old money a little bit of new money and then everybody else has no money. That's the way it is. I'll fit right in. I did.
Speaker 1:I got the gate, the radio station there. She was from a family with the old money. Her family lived in one of those old homes on there in the back. Those old things go way back to past Civil War. I got to go in there and see it. They had old Civil War guns and muskets and all it was just like six stories. It was a mac. It was beautiful, just old, old money.
Speaker 2:I went down to Charleston when my sister was here. This is like days before the major event of last year.
Speaker 1:You mean this yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's the one that is more like. Get me some aspirin. I'm having a heart attack, that's right.
Speaker 1:I'm going to lay down for a second.
Speaker 2:That's exactly what I said Very calm. It was good. Good to be calm. Previous to that, though, though, we'd gone down to um, uh, we'd gone down to charleston, had a look around, and it was really nice. On the way there, there was a place called the ufo um. Maybe you're familiar with it. Just it was a funny little place. It was totally derelict now, but it was um, like it was the welcome center. That's right, ufo welcome center. Cameraman, the name of the town. But it was the Welcome Center. That's right, ufo Welcome Center. Can't remember the name of the town, but it's on the way there, right. Once upon a time. It must have looked kind of cool, and it had like a big saucer shape, kind of sitting on the top of a bunch of stuff that was on the way to Charleston.
Speaker 1:really I kind of lived down there for a couple of years. I never saw that. That must be a new addition for the tourist.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's not, it wasn't that new, no, no, no, it had to be probably 70s when it was built, so it had that kind of 70s vibe, anyway so and it had things like torpedoes outside. It was very interesting Anyway. So this guy had been looking after it and it burnt down first of the year. I mean, there wasn't really much to burn anyway, but what there was went up in flames. Sounds like probably for the best. Yeah, make a nice carport or a nice car park.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll get you down there, I'm going to tell you you're going to go down Ashley River Road, which is the plantation road Spanish moss hanging over trees, old plantations, backed up to the river. A lot of movies have been shot at those places. If you recognize them, that would be great. Get you down to, like I said, sullivan's Island. You go up to the Isle of Palms they just like it so much. You'll cross the bridge from Charleston going over to Mount Pleasant. You'll like that, the old part of the Battery going down to the slave market down there. You know, they've been there, been there. Yeah, that's where Vice President Kamala Harris came from, according to Republicans. That's the kind of stuff they're saying. Isn't that stupid? That's the way it's going to be. We've got to hear this crap for the next four or five months, right?
Speaker 2:It's going to be interesting, right? They going to be interesting, right they're going to be talking about all this kind of stupid shit and hopefully Kamala Harris and Democrats will be actually talking about what they're actually going to do.
Speaker 1:I think the more they try to pick on her and try to make her less or so. It's just going to make her look that much better and smarter and make those idiots look that much more stupid. Or trying to make the racist comments, the sexist comments how, how's that going to make them any better? Here's the deal. I sound like Biden. Here's the deal. It's like.
Speaker 1:Trump has to say Trump has this base, it's a solid base, ok, and he's going anywhere. But the problem is not really a problem, it's a good part. They don't, they don't they can. They don't gain anybody new because of the stuff they say Female voters, they're pro-abortion and all this racist stuff against Kamala Harris. How are they going to get new people, new women they're not African-Americans, other minorities. They want to send 10 million immigrants back and stuff. Who the hell is going to jump to that side? So they just keep their same base. So the last poll before Biden quit, he's only like two points behind. So you leave it at that. Now you see what's happened. It'll reverse. It could be two points, it may be even more. I mean to me. I wouldn't say it's dumb, I just say, unless something weird happens, I think it looks pretty good.
Speaker 2:I'm damn happy about it. I don't know about you, I'm just going anything to keep that dipshit out of office just makes me Well, I think. Yeah, I mean, I also think that the people who are kind of stuck in the middle you see how you're stuck in the middle, but I think there's, like my daughter, I don't want to vote for Biden. I can't stand the man. I said, well, you're not going to vote for Trump. He said, oh, vote for Trump. I said, well, what are you going to do? Well, I'll vote for Trump.
Speaker 1:Now they've got a choice. They have an exciting choice.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Your daughter said she'd like Biden. If you were to ask her, what would you ever do to you? He's a nice guy, he's just old and bumbly. That's the reason why All the great achievements and stuff, they don't care. It's like man, he's just an old guy. He fumbles when he walks like he pooped his diaper or something. I mean so it's. Did you watch his 10 minute speech the other night when he was like they called it the decision and he was talking about you know why he was. It was pretty low key. It had no emotion in it, even though his family was all sitting there watching him do it. So it's a goodbye speech. And here's my accomplishments and that type of thing. So it was fine. He's a nice guy. He's been in politics for 50 years. You can't hold that against him. It's what he chose to do, served his country well the last three and a half years he's done. They keep picking on him. He's old, he's old, he's old. Well, you know what he is and it kind of showed and he made the right decision.
Speaker 2:Oh absolutely, yeah. I mean, obviously he didn't want to, but he did. But, like I say, you know, I said to my daughter I said well, you know, you're going to vote for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1:She goes oh yeah, I'll vote On the Kamala train Great Indeed. Is it Kamala or Kamala? Is it tomato or tomato? Either way Kamala or Kamala. Kamala Kamala Kamala or Kamala Kamala Calamity.
Speaker 2:That's the Republican line there. Ed Calamity, Kamala. Anyway, Actually, and on the Giggler.
Speaker 1:I like the Giggler. I must say Giggler was pretty funny the picture of her. They put the Joker makeup on her and it looked funny and she does have a unique laugh. It's a happy laugh. I like it.
Speaker 2:The Giggler Talking of daughters which we were. Well, briefly, my youngest daughter, who's a 911 dispatcher. We talked about her in the past In. Vegas here. So she told me this last week. She says I'm going to go for the force, I'm going to go and join Metro and be a police person.
Speaker 1:So she wants to move from the 911 and become an officer.
Speaker 2:Become an officer? Yeah, with sights on being a detective.
Speaker 1:Well, Daddy, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2:Not thrilled about the middle bit. Dangerous work it is, it is.
Speaker 1:Especially in this city, man, a lot of crap goes on, you know.
Speaker 2:Well, she knows. I mean, she's at the forefront of it all, so we'll see. I thought that was kind of interesting. I thought, well, you know, I mean had.
Speaker 1:She said I'm going to join the Marines.
Speaker 2:I would have said think about that again. I would certainly rather you do the police thing Eventually get our man.
Speaker 1:They brought back in the guy who was accused of shooting Tupac again in court this week. They finally set a court date. So his trial begins in November, 20 years later. And this judge will not let him out on bail 20 years later. And this judge will not let him out on bail. He goes, I'll do house arrest. I'll wear an ankle bracelet. I just want to be at home because I'm old, I'm in my mid-70s. You know what did you shoot him for? He said he was in the car. He wasn't the shooter, but whatever. But the judge goes. Nope, no house arrest. You're staying in jail, man.
Speaker 2:Oh dear, we're lucky he's not here, boy, you know what They've had like.
Speaker 1:What would they do to him there? They'd be a freaking hero in South Carolina. You shot Tupac. He's an elected governor or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, but if he goes to the jail, they've been dying like flies on a windshield, man Air conditioning. Probably you know so when I do hot things like this Costello, we bring out the A&W root beer. Oh is that our new sponsor?
Speaker 1:Cheap plug. Do you have any?
Speaker 2:moon pies in the fridge, that's.
Speaker 1:Jack A&W. Do you have any moon pies in the fridge? You can go with this thing.
Speaker 2:I'll send you some. I'll send you some. I can't drink that stuff After all this surgery, and stupid stuff. I can't drink that. I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 1:I'm not allowed to I would, if I really wanted to. You need to get the fat-free A&W root beer. It tastes just like the original. Oh, don't make faces. It's good. I can't stand it. I drank it. I didn't even know it was fat-free. It It'd be sugar-free, but it was great Sugar-free A&W root beer.
Speaker 2:The best soda if you can drink soda is Spanish Coca-Cola in a bottle.
Speaker 1:I've had the Mexican Coca-Cola. I don't know if it's the same or not, but I had that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is yeah.
Speaker 1:I do like that. It's pretty good. Yeah, it is. It's got sugar in it. But, as you can tell, they're not sponsoring the Christian Costello original Raider guys.
Speaker 2:Yes, the original canceled Raider guys brought to you by A&W you got to say it right. A&w. A&w.
Speaker 1:You said the W too correctly A&W. That's it. A&w. Rubeer, Guess which one of us likes it Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
Speaker 2:Do that? That is Dr Pepper. That's awful, horrible shit. I can remember when I first came over here I was literally on the streets when I came back from doing a tour, run out of money and everything. I'm in ballet while I was in Hollywood and I managed to scrape up enough money to get something like a burrito probably something lesser and a drink. So when this girl says, oh, you've got it. Have you never had Dr Pepper? I go, no, I don't think I want to. So of course I mean, I am just dying of thirst. I'm so dehydrated. It's, you know, just awful. She gives me this is great stuff. And I tell you what. I took a big chuck of that and nearly spat it out. It was disgusting. Oh, horrible, horrible stuff Made out of prunes or something. She said.
Speaker 1:Oh well, that would be a Southern boy.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, I was really looking to a nice cold cook. Believe me, when you've got that on your mind, nothing else you know how it goes, I do, man.
Speaker 1:Before we have to scoot, I've just got to say one thing, if you don't mind me saying it on a personal note to you, mr Costello. On a personal note. Now, one of our listeners will join in on me on this one too. Okay, Costello has a beautiful, a beautiful little corgi dog. Keep the corgi Campaign, keep the corgi, no, keep the corgi.
Speaker 2:He's lying down here right next to me, actually.
Speaker 1:What does that tell you? Right there, who's his buddy? You are, I'm his pal, but yes, you are. And how old is your corgi? Seven. You've had him since the beginning.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, keep that damn cork. Don't do that. Come on, are you disabled? Nope, not quite. Are you mentally fucked up? That could be questionable. No, oh, that's true. Yes, I probably am. Can you walk to the mailbox down the inner street, something like that? Of course you can, that's enough. Maybe? Yeah, of course you can, that's enough. Yeah, a little cringy. Can you sit down in the yard while your dog runs around the place and you watch and he comes to you when you call? Of course he does. So what the hell's the deal? You keep the corgi, keep the corgi. I love dogs.
Speaker 1:You know that there's no way you break that dog's heart at this age and this long it would not be the same.
Speaker 2:All he does all day is he just lies in one spot and basically doesn't move. Now I'm telling you this is not a happy dog.
Speaker 1:Mine do that too. But if you were to get up and say, okay, let's go this way, they would go crazy. They get so excited they would like it. But they follow what you do. If that's what you do and that's all you do, they're going to hang with you and they'll lay around all day. If that's what you do and that's all you do, they're going to hang with you and they'll lay around all day. If you get up and start moving, take them for a little short walk.
Speaker 2:They'll be happy and they'll do that with you too, it depends on what they want to do.
Speaker 1:I'm going to do this, and she'll do this all day.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, that's exactly what he does all day.
Speaker 2:There's a storm kicking out. Anyways, yeah, we've got gotta fix his. His coat is all screwed up. I turned over in bed and I thought it was the wife big spoiled baby.
Speaker 1:She's a 150 pound Bernice Mountain dog. Where is she at? On the couch in my spot, because I'm not home. I'm in Vegas. How content is this dog? That's my seat Get up.
Speaker 2:So if anybody would like a nice little corgi dog, stop that shit.
Speaker 1:You're not doing that Well.
Speaker 2:I mean he'd be happy with a couple with a child or two and make a big fuss of him. You'd be happy with a couple with a child or two and make a big fuss of him.
Speaker 1:Even better, I'll keep the dog. Adopt the baby. Did you do it that way?
Speaker 2:No, thanks, I'll adopt anything else. Nope, nope. I want to be free and clear so I can take the big RV.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have some picketers out there in front of your place going keep the Corgi, keep the Corgi, take the corgi, keep the corgi. No, go here, take the corgi, oh no. So we'll be working on that, folks.
Speaker 2:Okay, little Benji. Now don't get me wrong. It's not that I don't like him, it's just that you know, the upkeep is too much, it's just become a problem. So you know that's the way it goes.
Speaker 1:You know, I think We'll be having a private conversation with Costello after the show about this.
Speaker 2:I think it's probably time to do this, because you know, if we don't?
Speaker 1:It's school time, folks. It's school time. Once again, thanks to Vice President Kamala Harris for coming on and being our guest today. We appreciate that, and a good sport. We're just reading quotes from Republicans, folks. It's cool. Once again, thanks to Vice President Kamala Harris for coming on and being our guest today. We appreciate that. And a good sport. We're just reading quotes from Republicans. Man, we didn't make that crap up. That's just what happened. We enjoyed it. It's going to be a fun race. We're in it now. She's going to win it. We're in it to win it. Squeal.
Speaker 1:Squeal Get it Squeal, bailey. There's JD Vance, you're getting a Himalaya effigy right up there. Hey, you want a corgi? Hit the bell when you hit the magic spot there, it is Okay.
