The cancelLed guys.(NEW NAME) Chris and Costello: SEASON 1
Chris and Costello: things we couldn't do or say on the radio...Chris and Costello worked in big market radio together in another life, now they bring you a rather skewed version of what's happening...interviews, Attitudes, and reviews all in an interesting and captivating way, somewhat irreverent. That's what you should expect from an American radio Icon (Chris Bailey) and a man who only has one name...and turned his back on Queen and country, Costello ( He's from England).
The cancelLed guys.(NEW NAME) Chris and Costello: SEASON 1
Unexpected Links and Political Doublespeak: Kamala's Candid Chat, DMV Dilemmas, and Wicked Website Woes
What if your favorite Wicked movie link turned into an unexpected detour to a risqué website? Join us, the Cancelled Guys, as we kick off this episode with laughter and a trip down memory lane, joking about our eternal youthful looks and youthful antics. We muse over the election aftermath, chuckling over the bizarre mix-up and speculating on the grace period before new policies finally see the light of day. We even throw in a satirical game to look into the crystal ball of future slurs, blending comedy with our signature touch of irreverence.
As the political dust settles, we tackle the surprising twists and turns of the recent election. We dissect unexpected voting patterns, controversial cabinet speculations, and the curious demographic support for Donald Trump, all wrapped in humor and candid banter. Special guest Kamala Harris joins us for an amusing interview, sharing her frustrations with the political climate and reflecting on what might have gone wrong for the Democrats. We ponder whether it was overconfidence or dissatisfaction with candidates that led to the underwhelming turnout among younger voters, leaving us to laugh at the unpredictable nature of politics.
Finally, we share our personal DMV nightmares—Chris recounts his painful dance with insurance cancellations and license suspensions. With a mix of humor and exasperation, we paint a picture of the bureaucracy beast, from dealing with disconnected calls to meeting the quirky characters at the DMV. We conclude with a heartfelt goodbye, reminiscing about our journey together, hinting at future adventures, and urging our listeners to stay connected via social media. Here's to the "Go Red" team and all the excitement that tomorrow might bring!
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Hi, this is Chris.
Speaker 2:This is Costello.
Speaker 1:Howdy, howdy, sir. We are the Cancelled Guys. I'm so used to saying Cancelled Radio Guys, you're saying Cancelled Guys. I just feel like I'm a total loser.
Speaker 2:You know, there is something we used to be called the Original Cancelled Radio Guys, as you just mentioned, and of course Chris and I go back like 40 freaking years.
Speaker 1:Let's don't age ourselves.
Speaker 3:Let's don't do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we've only had it since we were five.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's right. That is correct. This is a full head of hair I got so hey.
Speaker 1:You were this way at five and so nothing's changed much. No, no. Then it went back to the five-year-old look again. So that's okay.
Speaker 2:There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1:Most people are getting over the election hangover. We'll cover that a little bit later, but it's all good, we're happy we are we're? Kind of like in a grace period, because he's not in office yet. So the shit won't happen until January. So right now everyone's going oh, what's the big deal? Wait until stuff happens and it will happen just you wouldn't.
Speaker 2:You've still got a couple of weeks left to improve your aim and hopefully everything will be fine you know you're going to get really in some serious trouble.
Speaker 1:Remember now he is the president elect. You can't talk about things like aim guns. Don't duck Things like that, donald duck. Some guy was saying he thought he survived the assassination attempt because when he talks he's always got these jerky movements like this. He was just doing a thing like that. He just happened to do a jerk movement at the right time.
Speaker 1:Oh, brother, There'll be plenty more chances. Everybody's doing okay. Thanks for joining us. I love this thing because if you watch even though you can stream stuff you see it on TV they're showing out the kazoo, the trailer for Wicked, the movie version of Wicked, with.
Speaker 3:Ariana Grande.
Speaker 1:You know it looks visually it looks like to be pretty awesome. It's sort of Cats, and Cats was a big bomb when they made a movie out of it, so maybe Wicked will do better. So they were promoting it yesterday. There's a new thing you can go to and there's a video to one of the songs from Wicked that's out there and so people got the impression oh, I get to go see that and Ariana's singing. It's going to be fun. I'll let my kids look at it. Instead of saying like Wicked the movie, someone just popped out there and said it's like Wicked, wicked something. So you click on that link, okay, and parents are having their kids do it. It was straight to a porn site, okay, and that's that's what they meant by wicked. Wicked, you've been such a naughty girl. The parents are going exit. I hear about that. Yeah, somebody in green makeup going and I just when you click it, it just just went right into it. You know what I'm saying? Oh, who's the good witch? Who's the good witch? Who's the good witch?
Speaker 2:No, you're the bad witch, Bad witch. Hey look flying monkeys, Woo wee.
Speaker 1:You would think the producer of the movie would go wicked the movie, or something like that. No, he just did wicked. You know what? All of a sudden you get porn wicked.
Speaker 2:That's an interesting mixture, because down the yellow brick road means a whole different thing to me.
Speaker 1:now that still sounds more like going back to Trump Pee on me. Okay, I love a good golden shower and you can see that on the wicked, wicked porn website, so I don't know. The thing was like parents and their kids, of course, aren't clicking on it anymore, but adults are clicking on it like crazy.
Speaker 2:Well, the kids are, the parents just don't know. I'm going to see the green witch naked. I wouldn't mind either Well the kids are the parents just don't know. Could be I'm going to see the green witch naked. Ooh, I wouldn't mind either.
Speaker 1:It's been a fun week since the election because we're back, we have other things to talk about for a change, which is great. So you got the porn wickets. I don't think they've caught these guys yet, because people are sending out these fake texts to Black Americans. Okay, it basically says when you click on it, you open it up and you get a text hey, congratulations, you've been selected to go to the so-and-so field today and pick cotton all day long.
Speaker 1:You know back to your roots Isn't that great, go pick away. It's just like oh, marvelous. You know it's pissing people off. I can't say I blame them. Last I heard, though, they haven't found where it's coming from yet, so they're still going out there, you know. So they're trying to trace it, but you know how you can hide things. You can send it to Iowa, to Czechoslovakia, up to Paris, up to Alaska, and it's just a long thread you've got to find. That has led to a bunch of other things that's going on, potentially other texts that could be going out today or this week.
Speaker 1:So, costello, we were lucky. We got a hold of some of these texts before they go out, so I'm going to read you the text. Your job, sir, is to guess the ethnic group. They're trying to slur who they're going to send them to.
Speaker 2:Okay, All righty I'm. I'm old already.
Speaker 1:This is a weird name for a game show. Yes, the ethnic group that's going to be slurred. Okay, so let's see how good you are. You ready Costello? Goodyear you ready, Costello?
Speaker 1:All right, here's one text that they haven't stopped yet. It should be probably going out in the next 24 hours. Okay, hey, congratulations, you've been selected to go to the dry cleaners this morning. You fluff and fold clothes dry clean in iron shirts, do a good job and you get two fortune cookies. Remember, no starch. Which group is that going to? No starch? Which group is that?
Speaker 2:going to Well, my first guess would be what? My first guess would be far right conservatives, but I think perhaps, maybe with a fortune cookie Dry cleaners. Dry cleaners, dry cleaners, these are the easy ones. Okay, oh shit, maybe our Chinese brothers and sisters Ding ding, ding, ding, ding, Ding ding.
Speaker 1:One for one Castello. Yay, we're going to go out this week. They probably won't be able to stop. Good, luck to you. You've been chosen to go to the nail salon today to clip and clean people's disgusting hands and feet, and remember to stick their stinky feet in that dirty water so the little fishes can eat the dead skin off. Okay, do a good job and you'll get four fortune cookies.
Speaker 2:Oh well, that must be with the little fishes. That's got to be our Icelandic brothers and sisters up there in Iceland, or maybe it might be our Asian brothers and sisters on every ice Ding ding ding.
Speaker 1:He's got a little second guess. Okay, all right, thank you. All right, thank you. There's another text that's going out that's going to cause some people to get angry. Okay, let's see if you can guess. I think we're up. Costello, you ready? Okay, I got you. I got you All right, here we go. Hey, you've been handpicked to head over to the massage parlor to oil up and massage people's dry skin and hairy backs, all the while while not throwing up. Rub them down. Good, then flip them over and massage that dick and you'll probably get a marriage proposal, two tickets to Deshaun Watson, guest at a VIP game at the Cleveland Browns, and eight fortune cookies. Who's it going to?
Speaker 2:The Irish, definitely the Irish, yes, oh no, okay, irish do massage.
Speaker 1:Why would that be news to me? Absolutely. We used to call them navies. I'm thinking that's just all the places that are in Vegas, okay, which is probably the same all over the country. So you get it right on your second guess. You getting ready, here we go.
Speaker 2:I've got another guess Our Asian buddies Ding ding, ding, ding ding.
Speaker 1:All right, we've been accepting another text. You're doing great. Let's see if you can guess the ethnic group. This one's going to. Okay, are you ready to cut?
Speaker 2:so my kids will never speak to me again that's probably the best thing for you.
Speaker 1:Are you ready for the next? Oh hell, yes, I'm ready. All right, here comes another intercept we got. Hey, let's go. You've just crossed over the border. Now get your ass into the field and pick those crops. Then head up to the main house, cut the grass, trim the hedges and wash those cars. Do a good job, and you'll get to come back the next day. And also, you get four taquitos. Who is that one going to?
Speaker 2:Oh, asian guys, no, can't be. Let me think about this for a moment. Oh, mon cha-cha. Let me think oh, oh wait, miley Cyrus, no, oh dear.
Speaker 1:You're running out of time, Castillo.
Speaker 2:Oh, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee, oh, oh, consuela, it's got to be our Spanish friends next door, if they can get it.
Speaker 1:Ding, ding, ding. Our Mexican buddies. Okay, piss everybody. Here's the last one we intercepted. It doesn't mean it's not going to be others, but this is the last one that we've got. Okay, all right, if you didn't get this, this may be a little more tougher for you. Okay, but this is going to be going out to text for people who fall in this category this week. All right, you ready, here we go. Here's the text it's. You. Hop in your car, load up your trunk with a fentanyl-made batch of it, freshly made today, delivered to the drug lord in a major city near you, keeping 50% of America fucked up. Get her done and you'll receive a brand new, shiny red MAGA hat to look good in when you drop dead. Who's that going to?
Speaker 2:I think those are the people that I see them and I say see you next time. Let me think about it. Think about that for a moment. Manga hats, oh, shove them up your ass. Yes, well, of course, it's got to be our dear Trump supporters and earnest voters who managed to somehow Pull off a magic trick. No, white people. White people Exactly what I said.
Speaker 1:And a roundabout way. White people, white people. They're going out this week. Our black friends and listeners are the only ones getting them. They're going to be going out like that all throughout the week. Yep, we've just given some really great material here to our producers, our French guys. We bring them up because we're talking about our two French guys, our marketers, sour and Anus. Okay, and they're living in the south of France and they're real people, all right, and they brought on someone new, they brought on someone new.
Speaker 1:They brought on someone new who's like a content manager. After she hears the content of today's show, she'll probably be giving us a call right away. Probably quit, they brought her on. Her name is Chesney Chesney it's kind of like a.
Speaker 2:Cockney name, isn't it Chesney? Oh, I think it's rather upper class. Actually, I think Chesney's bringing the pony around.
Speaker 1:I don't think it's very safe to say Cockney around Chesney. We like Chesney because one she looks decent, looks good, look good, chesney. And she lives not too far away. Not far away, is it Venice Beach? Is that where she's at right? Is that what she said? Yep, that's what she said. Yep, venice Beach, california, right there, a good place to be. She looks good and she's our new content manager. So everything you hear on the Chris and Costello cancel guy show in the future will be approved and submitted by.
Speaker 2:Chesney, chesney. Now Chesney probably went to chrisandcostellocom. Did she quit already after she heard that? Wait a minute, this is slamming door? Oh, she hit the door on the way out.
Speaker 1:Chesney, we just want to say glad to have you and we hope that the content you've heard so far and you're going to hear coming up meets your needs and you'll have a good time with it. If not, next week's show will be different content, based and approved by Chesney. Chesney, we like that. I'll be saying what do sour and anus have to do with all that? It doesn't appear to have anything to do with it. What have they appeared to have done so far for our show? Nothing.
Speaker 2:It's funny that I get this feeling that I'm kind of like talking to myself Talking to your subconscious.
Speaker 1:We've got Sour and Anus, who have done so far for the show nothing. What are they asking me for this week? Money, more money, more money, more money, more money. So, jasmine, jasmine, my dear, we're counting on you to do great things for us. So if we are going to drop some more money, it'll finally start to be well spent, and don't give it all to Sour and Anus.
Speaker 2:No, if we make money, we want it. It's our turn. They've had theirs, that's it.
Speaker 1:If you lived in France and your name was Sour and Anus, where do you think they'd go on the weekend? Hmm, Wide open answers there for you, Costello.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, send your replies to christencostello at gmailcom. Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1:I'm checking my phone, Thank you. I think we're ready. We're supposed to be getting a line open here to speak to. Getting back to the election part oh, Really quick. We had this grace period, so everyone's okay, they go. Oh, it's a big deal, oh, and the shit show starts to happen. Then I think everybody would kind of know. But because you know, he's like, I think he wants to name Marco Rubio from Florida his secretary of state. Marco's not a bad guy. He ran against Trump and called him all these guys. He called Trump all these names all these years. Just what got to jump into the fold and suck up. I'm not going to have a career. And for Homeland Security, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, I guess we could feel safe as her as Homeland Security, since she killed her own dog, that means she'll kill anybody who tries to come over here, right? Some of the cabinet posts are like eh, so we'll see.
Speaker 2:I think most of them are so far.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't want to worry about it until January. All the people who voted for him you probably noticed Costello people went oh, he got all these new supporters, all these new votes. You know what, with the votes almost done and counted, he actually has less votes this election than he had four years ago, really. So he didn't gain any new people, as we all thought. He actually lost people. What happened was all the Dems, whatever did not show up to vote. Oh you stupid. So he didn't gain, he lost voters, but the Dems lost obviously millions more because of the no-show.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what. Well, you know what People forgot to talk to all the young ladies who follow. You know the Swifties man.
Speaker 1:They didn't say Swifties go. She didn't do that. She just said I support this person. And then she said to everybody else just you know, go register to vote and vote who you like. She didn't say I need all my Swifties to go vote for Kamala. That didn't happen Because, you know, white women mostly voted for Trump Right. Biggest mysteries in our lifetime.
Speaker 2:White women White women voting for. Trump. Black people. Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1:He grabbed them and got them and also got their votes too Right. So I don't know. So would the white women for Trump.
Speaker 2:Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 1:Not for Kamala, so it's a good time maybe to ask her herself, possibly what went wrong. So we had her on the show before election. She'd been kind of quiet after her concession speech, so we feel honored to have her back on. So good day, madam Vice President.
Speaker 3:Call me Kamala Luziella. Who cares? It was probably the support of a couple of loser lines that you did me in. I'm sorry, I'm just pissed. I bought a message of hope, togetherness, moving on from hate, but America chooses a felon, a cheat, sexual predator, hitler, over me. And now I know why.
Speaker 1:Well, again you seem to be in pretty good spirits. We just wanted to let you know that you did have our support, okay, next doesn't it, you sexist, bigoted country?
Speaker 3:You wait until the shit hits the fan and see what he does for you. You can take your magna hat and stuff it up your orange arses. The bitch has spoken.
Speaker 1:Okay. Well, I think it's safe to say she's pretty pissed off. The bitch has spoken.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:Everyone's always said given this reason, this reason, this reason, I like her reason. I agree with her. I think she's probably right, because I don't think America's ready for a female president, because Hillary really won the popular vote eight years ago, barely lost. It's not that she's right. They're not ready for a female black president.
Speaker 2:And half Indian, yeah, so she'd be her black county.
Speaker 1:What Jamaican? So? She'd be the female Jamaican Indian woman.
Speaker 2:President A little bit of everything.
Speaker 1:America's going. I don't know about that. She's a woman. Your skin's kind of dark.
Speaker 3:She's a murderer.
Speaker 1:She's a doggy, she's a mixed breed, A freaking mixed breed. Yeah and not. Yeah, she's a mixed breed. You know what a freaking mixed?
Speaker 2:breed. Yeah, and not only that, she's clever, she thinks she's clever.
Speaker 1:I don't know she smiles a lot and she's happy, and she gave a message of hope and no one gave a shit. So what do you think?
Speaker 2:Why do you think she lost? Clap your hands, she smiles, and she's pretty. Clap your hands, she smiles, and she's pretty, clap your hands.
Speaker 1:Did you take your meds?
Speaker 2:today the nurse said I could be here for another 10 minutes.
Speaker 1:So why do you think she lost what do?
Speaker 2:you think? I think that's exactly why she lost and the fact that the Democrats didn't get out. They figured that all the little Swifties had come out and saved their ass. Didn't happen, do you think?
Speaker 1:that they thought they didn't have to vote, that she was just going to win because of all the polls being so close and whatever? Or do you think that they didn't really like the choice this year so they decided not to vote, which is why we were down so much? That's possible to vote, which is why we were down so much.
Speaker 2:That's impossible, or I think it's, and of course this would be my fault, because I said gee, I think this is all a big bloody ruse. She's probably way ahead, but they want to make absolutely sure that she I thought that too.
Speaker 1:A lot of people thought that too, that she was really actually ahead, and they're saying the polls are closest to make sure they get people would go vote because you needed your vote in, because it was so close. So I think people vote the same way.
Speaker 2:Well, and it rings back yeah, Say what, Well, yeah, I mean what. Somebody's breaking into our podcast. Say what what?
Speaker 1:Once again Chesney this is great material, just for you. Say what, say what. Knock my microphone over.
Speaker 2:It's just, it's live.
Speaker 1:Chesney the hazards of working on this show, on the reason why we thought she lost it. We do have this fun period. We got the holidays coming up. We don't have to hear about dipshit. You know, and I can tell you what my goal is that when he gets in office, you know he's going to be in the news every day. He's going to do stuff to piss people off. He's going to say stupid things. Piss people off.
Speaker 2:He's going to say stupid things piss people off.
Speaker 1:Unlike four years ago, we're not going to react to it. I mean, the last time we reacted, can you believe we did this? Now we know what he's like and what he is and what he's going to do and how bad it's going to be. Just back away from it.
Speaker 2:We're not going to worry about it because it's going to be our second birthday.
Speaker 1:We know who he is and what he's like, so why spend time wasting on it? We already know about it. Right now it happens, so we know that shit's coming. Like Kamala said, shitstorm's coming, so let it go.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I tell you, is it ever?
Speaker 1:I just say those who voted for him. All these things start happening, they're going, but he ain't done anything for me yet. Oh yeah, you'll find out.
Speaker 2:Just wait until your vibrator that's made in China suddenly costs you a whole lot more money and the batteries that go in it are made in China. Oh wait a minute. Let me put it this way China.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were using it in that wicked porn video and the batteries went dead right in the middle of the most crucial part. So those batteries are from China.
Speaker 2:China, china, you've got to get your little round mouth going. I don't want to do that, yeah it makes me sick.
Speaker 1:I don't want to do that. I understand it's been a rough week for the election hangover and for you, Costello, because you had to jump into the hellacious world known as the South Carolina DMV.
Speaker 2:Oh God, don't remind me. Yes, the DMV and a certain insurance company. Yeah, I got this great idea. Let's just go ahead and cancel people and not fucking tell them.
Speaker 1:So you have got to go to the DMV straight out to your problem. And to get to the DMV you'll be driving on a suspended license. I mean, that makes no freaking sense that is correct.
Speaker 2:I do have insurance now, but it's now more than quadrupled in price. And they said we sent you a letter. No, you didn't. No, we sent you a text. No, you didn't.
Speaker 1:Because you missed an insurance payment, they canceled it.
Speaker 2:One, and it was on auto pay. So why don't you just go push it again? Maybe there was some kind of something going on and you didn't get paid your $60 or whatever it was, and so then they now cancel you. So then your license gets suspended, and now you have to pay for that.
Speaker 1:So they suspended your license because your insurance missed the payment. So they reported you had no insurance and the state canceled your license or suspended your license.
Speaker 2:That's right. So then of of course, the insurance comes back, says no license, hey, better put your rates up. Uh, oh, look at that, you've got a time. You paid the new rates and you have your insurance back. Oh yes, thank you very much. Yes, 180, did you change companies? Well, here's an interesting thing. I called Company A and strangely ended up on the same call getting talking to Company B. I could name them. What the fuck?
Speaker 1:They probably own by the same people.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I think. I think it's a big con if you think about it. Let's see, we'll just go ahead and cancel.
Speaker 1:You reinstated, you had to pay more money, but your reinstatement doesn't automatically reinstate your driver's license, so you have to go to the DMV to get that done right, yep, stand in line.
Speaker 2:I said, well, unless you can prove, I said I'll tell you what I can prove more things than you can prove, because you never sent me a text ever. Do you have to go to the patient? No, listen, and the DMV never sent me anything. That's supposed to send me a letter with 15 days notice on it. I mean, I used to get those in Nevada all the time, way back when.
Speaker 1:But, caroline, do you have to go down there to get your license unsuspended, or can you just do it on the phone?
Speaker 2:Probably not, because you can't get through on the phone. We could spend the next 10 minutes of our lovely show proving the fact that they Well, dial them up.
Speaker 1:Let's find out. Let's talk to DMV. You really want to do? You really want to do it. I really do. Yeah, All right, we're doing this for Chesney. Chesney, she's going. You're calling the DMV live? Yes, we are yes why not?
Speaker 2:And here we go, south Carolina.
Speaker 1:DMV, punch him up. Gaston, punch him up.
Speaker 2:I am, I'm punching You're punching me slow.
Speaker 1:You're a slow puncher?
Speaker 2:No, hey, you think I'm a slow puncher, it's like a Seinfeld episode.
Speaker 1:You're a fast talker, but you're a slow puncher.
Speaker 2:Oh for crying out loud, everybody's calling me. Oh, there, it is Lovely, try that again Is that it.
Speaker 1:That can't be right.
Speaker 2:Hang on, I've got to find it here on my new Super Deluxe board.
Speaker 1:You should get at least the start of the series of recordings. We've got to get through to the one employee that they have there.
Speaker 2:As you can hear. No, never mind, it's just going beep, beep, beep.
Speaker 1:What are you supposed to do? This is a government telephone number.
Speaker 2:Exactly, you are correct. Ah, more's the point. Why aren't we hearing it?
Speaker 1:That should be there okay, so that's the dmv not answering the force. Um, so what do you think, folks, when it comes to electronic stuff? Costello's right on top of it, this is just. There's a button, I don't know, and when you call before, is this what you got?
Speaker 2:Great, Now I can't hear you oh there we go.
Speaker 1:When you call before, is this what you got? Is it?
Speaker 2:There Done.
Speaker 1:We're done with them. I will have to when you call before. Didn't you get a recording, or did you get this thing? Oh, I called.
Speaker 2:I did a, but you got through. No, I didn't. You got this. I'm going to have to go down there. It's not a particular.
Speaker 1:When you called before, you got the same thing.
Speaker 2:Like you always do when you try and call the.
Speaker 1:DMV. I get an answer. I just get a recording that said your estimated wait time will be two hours, two and a half hours, something like that. I get that. I waited once for three hours. I just put the phone away.
Speaker 2:I don't have anything to do with my life, so it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1:Man, you're screwed over. You're going to have to go down to the South Carolina DMV. You ever been in there in person before yet, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh sure, well, they had to take my picture three times. Yeah, because they got to. You're not going to like this one, well, apparently not Polaroid's not working right now.
Speaker 1:Hang on. No, the sketch. How many people were wearing overalls when you went in there at the DMV? Oh geez, Just about everybody. But me. You were in there with the Murdoch family and JD and Billy.
Speaker 2:Bob and yeah JD.
Speaker 1:Your neighbor Pokey Pookie. Whatever his name is Pokey Pookie.
Speaker 2:Oh, come on, they don't have driver's license. No, that's true, they don't. They don't want the ID and. Oh, that's true, they don't want the ID, and this is a fact told to me by the insurance commissioner, who I have called and sent a complaint in, and they take this quite seriously. Oddly enough, one in four people in this town at least, or in this county, don't have insurance. Isn't that great, one in four.
Speaker 1:That's scary. If you don't have insurance in this state in Colorado, they don't suspend your license. But if you get pulled over and you have no proof of insurance, it's a pretty big ticket. They don't take your license away or suspend it because you don't have insurance, they just go. If you're going to go out there and run the risk of not having it, you get pulled by. You get a big ticket. If you're in an accident, even bigger ticket with all the other stuff that comes with it. But they don't do what they do in their redneck land down there. They don't suspend your license.
Speaker 2:No, not well, they do here. They just suspend your license and cancel it. They'll go down there tomorrow, which will be Wednesday.
Speaker 1:So you'll get out and be home by Friday? Yeah, really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, probably get COVID in the process.
Speaker 1:Great, yeah, that and some other things too, yeah well, you know, I need a shower, I need a shower.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not going to shower between now and then, just to fit in.
Speaker 1:What's that smell? All of us, yeah, that's too bad. Man, I'm sorry You're going to be driving illegally To get there.
Speaker 2:Here's the other thing. Of course, the tags on my Motorcycle have run out back in May.
Speaker 1:But you can't get those. I haven't run out.
Speaker 2:But yeah, and because I've got to pay another $500 for the personal property tax, I can't buy tags for the bike.
Speaker 1:I think you're looking at some serious jail time.
Speaker 2:No, no, it hasn't been out of the.
Speaker 1:You get a drive down there, but at least you have insurance. But you're driving with a suspended license, which is a huge ticket for doing that, and you tell the cop well, how am I supposed to get there? You know, they either go call an Uber.
Speaker 3:Oh, exactly.
Speaker 1:Call an Uber, yeah well, call an Uber. You can't drive. You can't drive, but you're going to drive and take the risk. You're going to drive there with I've been doing it since May, unknowingly.
Speaker 2:So what's the difference? If you got pulled over, it'd be bigger there to rest you For that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Trust me.
Speaker 2:I speak from experience. Oh really, oh good.
Speaker 1:Well, maybe you know after I've got down there, I was just driving like a half a mile to pick up my daughter from school. I said I'm just picking her up from school, I don't care, off you go.
Speaker 2:Crap. Yeah, well, let's hope not. Or well you know, there'll be no.
Speaker 1:Don't worry, Just call me, I'll be your bail bondsman. Okay, Okay, I will. What are you going to put up to get out? I'm going? Well, he put up his cat and dog two cats and a dog.
Speaker 2:Yes, exactly. Yeah, this will be the sound from the showers in the jail, of course.
Speaker 3:Which we are, huh which we are, huh which we are huh, that's it exactly.
Speaker 2:You can hear the. That's not applause, that's it Exactly.
Speaker 1:You can hear the that's not applause, that's worry. Yeah, it's prison rape. Yeah lovely, oh, I look forward to that and of course, Bubba's going to go. It was consensual. Yeah right, you brought white ass into my jail cell. That makes it consensual.
Speaker 2:That's right. Yes, and of course I probably didn't help Mattis by telling them to stick their manga hats up their ass, but there you go. Up their orange ass.
Speaker 1:They'll record you taking up the arsenal. They'll download it to the wicked porn site and there you go.
Speaker 2:And we'll use it every week at the end of the show, like we were doing before.
Speaker 1:I think you sent out the jail sex to text and go along with all these ethnic texts. There you go Chesney.
Speaker 2:what do you think about that?
Speaker 1:You're lucky.
Speaker 2:Costello Well, we have run out of time, I believe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you better go hit the squeal, because that's what's going to happen when you get caught driving without a license to the DMV.
Speaker 2:Well, I've got a license, it's just they suspended it.
Speaker 1:I don't count man. So they pull over, they'll put it in the computer. Going boy, you're driving with a suspended license. I'm on my way here to get it. That's what they all say. You ain't going anywhere. You ain't coming out of here. Boy, keep going down to the titty bar down the street.
Speaker 3:We know what you're doing. Here you go, Bubba.
Speaker 1:Here's some fresh white meat for you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Starts with a good head.
Speaker 1:Don't you love this new board? It's the D&D Gals Tale.
Speaker 2:It's always.
Speaker 3:Squeal, squeal, squeal.
Speaker 1:Get your license okay.
Speaker 3:Well, it's a sad thing, we get time to say bye and, of course, as always, the cancelled guys as well as the originally cancelled radio guys do we mention we both do radio together.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, many times. That's on today's show. Well, I'm talking about that now because it's a new thing, so anyway, so, as always, keep us up on our bio on Facebook, our Facebook page. You know, of course, keep us up on our bio and Facebook page.
Speaker 2:Find us anywhere that you'd like to go to podcasting.
Speaker 3:And then once again welcome aboard Chesney, sour and anemones.
Speaker 1:We'll have something to do with great money. All right, do it, do it. See you again, bye, bye, go Red, go Red.
Speaker 2:See you again.
Speaker 3:Bye.
