The Cancelled Radio Guys
Chris and Costello - Things we couldn't do or say on the radio...Chris and Costello worked in big market radio together in another life, now they bring you a rather skewed version of what's happening...interviews, attitudes, and reviews all in an interesting and captivating way, somewhat irreverent.
That's what you should expect from an American radio icon (Chris Bailey) and a man who only has one name...and turned his back on Queen and country, Costello (He's from England).
The Cancelled Radio Guys
SNL, Flat Earth Debates & The Great Egg Shortage
Another week, another batch of nonsense to unpack! This episode, we’re diving into:
The Great Egg Shortage – Are eggs the new gold? Weren't we promised a good price on eggs and now...?
Flat vs. Round Earth – TikTok is at it again with the dumbest debate of the century. We weigh in (and try not to lose brain cells).
Chest Hair Implants?! – Who’s getting them? Why? And how it's spicing up one couple's love life.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is all cancelled radio guys, it's the waves again. Here we are. I started a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 2:Hey, hey, this is Chris.
Speaker 1:Hey, chris Costello, here, how you doing. Happy New Year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, costello's broadcasting from Boondock, south Carolina today, and I'm in Las Vegas, so we're worlds apart.
Speaker 1:Worlds apart, it is.
Speaker 2:And culture and pretty much everything, and just about everything. Yes, let me try to get ready. Let me get my South Carolina, let me get my neck get your redneck going.
Speaker 2:I want to apologize we've got this same show discrepancy as we always have had for quite a while the Chris Costello show. Chris Costello, he's got this really expensive microphone. When he talks he just puts it down His voice like never before. Then he turns the microphone off to see folks he sounds like this. He turns on that super-duper, big-dick microphone and he sounds like he does now Me. I have here. This is the Amazon special. I thought it was pretty. Is the Amazon special? Okay, I thought it was pretty good. Mike, apparently not. You can hear when you hear there. I thought I could be a little tin can. Here there's Costello, and then there's me over here, there's Chris over here. So this is the last week that I just want to mention it. Okay, so what I did? I break down and buy the Costello microphone the one he has, and the Costello board that it plugs into. So next week's show won't be equal, I guess, in microphones.
Speaker 1:Hopefully Excuse me. I've got to turn on the light here because the sun's gone down.
Speaker 2:I hope so. You like the fact that you like that microphone discrepancy man, I don't you hear it all the time you go move discrepancy, man, I don't you hear it all the time You're going. Move your mic closer. It sounds kind of tinny, I go. Is this my microphone?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not even sure you're going through your microphone right now. I think you might be.
Speaker 2:You get this guy in front of you, you get the big stand for it, you get it right there, right there.
Speaker 1:Next, to his mouth.
Speaker 2:Maybe chewing a couple of times during the show, you know.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what, if you're going to dance with a big voice, you've got to have the toys.
Speaker 2:I guess so. So I have ordered the toys so I'll be on an equal plane with you next week. I can't wait to hear what it sounds like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, then also we'll have new backgrounds too, or at least I will.
Speaker 2:And maybe you can turn the camera on. I'll put it on. We can bring in the new logo thing. I'll pop that baby right behind me. You bet you or I can turn my sound lamp on, like you just did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:Those three quarters of your face is lit, the other is in shadow. Well, it's, yeah, we have the best technical qualities in this show audio problems, light problems there we go. It's looking to light, there we go. So you see the Kmart show going on today.
Speaker 1:There we go. How's that?
Speaker 2:That's good, that's good, better.
Speaker 1:I'm surrounded in darkness. Now you know you can get more hair, so that's good. I need a haircut. I don't want to slap you.
Speaker 2:Haircuts okay.
Speaker 1:Well, otherwise, if I don't keep it real short, it just goes bushy and uncontrollable.
Speaker 2:I was thinking you should come out here and let's do a transplant on you.
Speaker 1:Well, I did come, put on some extensions. I did come out there. I was out there two weeks ago for like eight hours.
Speaker 2:You came on your schedule. You didn't come on the surgery schedule to get a hair transplant.
Speaker 1:I know why, cause you're no, I had nothing you have to. You have to. You have to argue with Alison about about.
Speaker 2:you know about that because she, she did a surgery anyway. She had him one night out the next morning. I she had to do a surgery anyway, she had to get him one night out the next morning. I'm going okay, well, hey, you know what?
Speaker 1:I got to turn this light down a bit. It's really getting into my. There we go. This shit worked out before the show. Well, the sun's gone down so it's Wow, really bright. But there you go, Okay.
Speaker 2:Here's a scary thing night time in Columbia, south Carolina. It is kind of scary. I'm listening for gunshots. There's no gunshot.
Speaker 1:I can't hear you, I'll be coming soon. Sooner or later you'll hear it. Or you know, if we all get really quiet and I open all the windows, you'd hear all the sirens going off.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's great going off Woo Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo Woo, woo, woo Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo Woo.
Speaker 1:Woo what in Vegas? Yes, I did.
Speaker 2:Hasn't been 30 years since you've lived here?
Speaker 1:Ah no, it hasn't. No, I didn't. I ate that a couple of times and I thought the portions were so small. The chickens were barely out of their egg when they slaughtered them, so I.
Speaker 2:I order a lunch portion. It's like enough to last me for two freaking days, so I guess they've changed.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think they must have done. They've got bigger chickens.
Speaker 2:We all find them pretty good. I'm trying to get a response to the show, so therefore a poro loco.
Speaker 1:A poro loco. Yeah, bringing you chicken. It's better than.
Speaker 2:Taco Bell, it's better than Del Taco. It's a poro loco.
Speaker 1:You know what. Now we know what came first the chicken or the egg? The local? Yeah, exactly, Precisely Talking of that, should we try that. We've got a problem, apparently, across the country We've got a big problem.
Speaker 2:If you remember not to make this political because I don't want to, but he brought it up during the campaign Trump did you can't afford eggs. When I get in there, everybody gets eggs. You get them at the right price. Okay, he's in there. Of course it's going to be political. He's going to blame it on the prior administration. That's what they do and I expect that. But one, you can't find eggs anywhere. There's a shortage. And two, if you can find eggs, it's over $11 a dozen. Okay, what I know Now I know If you go to Costco and stuff, you can get them for like $5, but you have to buy 14 dozen, okay, so they get $5 a dozen. That's a lot of eggs to eat in a short period of time. Don't want to be around that Egg bound. Nothing worse than a stinky egg fart, you know.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's, very true.
Speaker 2:Nasty Sulfuric, nasty let's see if we can find out why there's a shortage for eggs for one and two, why all of a sudden they cost so much money. I don't know. Let's find out. Who are we calling?
Speaker 1:Well, you know what I made this call and hopefully he's still there Bill Bell. Bill Bell from the Brown Egg Association. He's up in.
Speaker 2:Wisconsin. He's up in Middle.
Speaker 1:America he is. Let's see if he's still there, shall we Association?
Speaker 2:He's up in middle America. Let's see if he's still there shall we Chicken farmers.
Speaker 1:That was interesting, all right.
Speaker 2:They may have wiped out a few chickens because of the bird flu. I can have somebody with a shortage, we'll find out. There we go, bill Bell, bill Bell, we'll find out, there we go. Bill Bell.
Speaker 1:Bill Bell.
Speaker 2:Eggman, wisconsin. I'll be going home for dinner he probably has. Welcome to our voicemail system. You have reached the mailbox of one zero message when you have finished recording press pound, or simply hang up. Hey, bill Bell. This is Kristen Costello. Our podcast is on live right now and you spoke to Costello a little bit.
Speaker 1:To listen to your message, press 2. That's all we get. Well, apparently, that's it oh.
Speaker 2:Leave a message Six seconds later. Do you like your message? Push 1. If you don't, they're just trying to save the flight weight. We don't want you to leave a freaking message.
Speaker 1:Let's get rid of it. There we go.
Speaker 2:I thought we could leave a decent message, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, I try. What can I say? Well, that was our show.
Speaker 2:It was not. It's just a part of our show. It's a small, wee portion of the show.
Speaker 1:Just a little bit Talking of shows. Did you happen to watch the SNL tribute? 50-year tribute to SNL music.
Speaker 2:I did, I loved it.
Speaker 1:Oh, the beginning montage was about 20 minutes long and the best editing music editing I think I've ever seen. It was really impressive. Stunning.
Speaker 2:You don't remember all the guests they've had on there. It's just man and all different types. It was really awesome. It was great Behind-the-scenes stuff with Mick Jagger. It was really awesome. It was great Behind the scenes stuff with Mick Jagger. It was just great fun. I loved it.
Speaker 1:It was brilliant. Rage Against the Machine.
Speaker 2:You're going to make us do what, now, they had them on with that Steve Forbes guy who was running for president a few years ago, the most straight conservative guy you could meet. He's going, ladies and gentlemen, R to get some machine. It's like that's a weird match there and it didn't fit at all.
Speaker 1:And this is, of course, just right after they've had a fist fight literally on the stage because they wanted to take the American flag and drape them over their amplifiers upside down, which is a sign of distress, at least nautically it is anyway. So you can't do that to our flag.
Speaker 2:Well, the featured jerk hero artist Janetta O'Connor, and the controversy she caused.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2:She took a picture of the Pope and ripped it up on live TV and was oh my god, you know. So I forgot how really pretty and talented she was. And that was you know. And, like they said, you know her statement she was making. She was.
Speaker 1:She was right on the money.
Speaker 2:She was right on the money, yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah.
Speaker 2:Just offended some Catholics, maybe about five of them, maybe a couple of priests interrupted their time with the altar boys. But you know it was okay. It was good to see that again because when you look at it now but it was good to see that again because when you look at it now, years later, it just seems so tame, you know.
Speaker 1:Oh, absolutely, and I happen to notice Elvis Costello in there. I mean, how can you? You're banned, you'll never work here again. It's like, ladies and gentlemen, elvis Costello.
Speaker 2:That's right. Yeah, nobody, okay, elvis Costello.
Speaker 1:You just have him again. Yeah, yeah, maybe he'll. He's doing actually this is really very cool. He's doing a nationwide tour this year of all his, of his first three albums, which in my opinion, were his best, his best work. So he's dusting all that off and taking it out on the road. It's like brilliant.
Speaker 2:So that early work that got our attention, you know, made Elvis Costello and your name's, eh Costello. Yes, he's coming here to Vegas. He's coming here four times this year. He's playing the Palms.
Speaker 1:If he's doing that, you should go. You should go. Or maybe I'll tell you what we could do. Not four times. I wonder how much it is. There are about $100 tickets here. That's not bad.
Speaker 2:Okay, here the tickets start at $65.
Speaker 1:Wow, really it's a bigger venue. Oh man, I'll have to look into that.
Speaker 2:He's playing here at 2,500 seats or a tour, so that means every seat is going to be pretty decent, but they start at $65, go up to like $450. And if there's a big demand over higher, you know how it works here in.
Speaker 1:Vegas, but that's the thing. Prices. For now it's not bad. It might be worth a plane trip. Take Allison and maybe, if you're in town, you'd come too.
Speaker 2:When you come out, we'll get you a hair transplant. You see Elvis Costello in the front row with all those scabs on your head while you're healing.
Speaker 1:Nice, that sounds lovely, really good.
Speaker 2:Serve your next show.
Speaker 1:That'd be fun. It should be, but yeah, that's something in that SNL show. That's about the third one I've watched. I think I watched one on the airplane coming back from Hawaii.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of them for the 50th anniversary and the big 50th anniversary show is coming up. It's going to be in primetime, it's like a two-, three-hour event, so it should be a lot of fun. But that music thing, man, that's one of those shows that was so good. I want to watch that again. I want to watch that again. You know these shows you feel that way about, but that one I'm just wow, I want to see that again.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to remember who else he had to, who else got banned of. Well, rage against the machine and who else? Who else? It didn't happen that often, but when it did it was like Ooh mostly it was like bickering backstage and stuff you know. And they didn't know Sinead was going to do that. Anyway they had no idea yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like Lord Michael's going to stand there because alarms are going off in my head. It's like holy crap, you know, but it went away after a couple weeks and as time goes on, wasn't a big deal. As time goes on, she was right anyway.
Speaker 1:You know, the best thing about that show is it had hardly any of Chevy Chase on there. Of course he's not musical.
Speaker 2:Well, they don't like him. They hate the guy. He's an ass now.
Speaker 1:He is an ass. He got older and turned into an ass I don't know if he was, he's only on one year anyway, first year. Well, you know he bought the rights to all that just by the way, to watch Saturday Night Live. He owns half of it, or some of it.
Speaker 2:Is it on there or something? I don't know?
Speaker 1:Well, I was working a movie in Vegas it was Vegas Vacation from National Lampoon's right and of course he was in that and I was talking to Beverly D'Angelo, who's his wife in the movie Sweet woman Lovely, lovely, yeah, lovely woman, and we're talking about her brother, who was a jazz musician. And I just made the statement and you know, we were talking and cutting up and having a laugh and people were laughing and everything, and I said, you know, I said I don't mind jazz, I prefer it live. I wouldn't put on an album of jazz, but I think, you know, jazz is just something you've got to feel, you've got to be there. And on my left-hand side I suddenly hear this voice going well, that's a complete load of shit and I go, it was Chevy Chase.
Speaker 2:You wonder who that could have been. Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I just turned around and I looked at him and said I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 2:There's some small clubs here in Vegas that play jazz, over at the Tuscan, and they have this really some nights. They have a really beautiful Filipino singer in there who sings with it. It's just good. It's just good fun, like you said.
Speaker 2:Hearing some section of it live is great, but you get good dance here, live in Vegas, which you don't get in a lot of cities. So we're lucky, we're lucky. Let me tell you what was not so lucky. It's like this freakiest thing I found out yesterday. Okay, cause we know we're out there Our shows on X, we're on Tik TOK, mainly on YouTube at the moment. You know we're just, we're just dominating those areas, but freaking Tik TOK in any of those areas, but freaking TikTok man, it's just like you know, so many people depend on it and they were just having a heart attack when it was like banned for all of like 48 hours and it's back. You know, there's like it's like a podcast. There's any type of show you want to do out there and some of it's kind of scary. So the girlfriend of one of the guys who works here, he goes that damn lighting Jesus Christ. Go ahead, get your show. Bug, get out of your system. Go ahead, get the sponsor out of there. Go ahead, your girlfriend's something you know when you do it.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, I know, I know I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get it to look good.
Speaker 2:So tacky on the show, my God man.
Speaker 1:Well, the lights changed since we started. Now the sun is gone. Yeah, that's better. Come on, Surely you have to. Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 2:You can get followers and pretty much and I thought this was a joke okay, this woman turned me on to listen. She pops in there, I think, just to get the losers on at a hard time. These people are in there arguing and I just went. They're kidding, but they're dead serious. Some on there think the world is round and they're arguing with other people who still think the world is flat Bullshit. And then I'm listening and these guys don't have any work. They're living in Mommy and Daddy's basement, I guess, and they don't say it's 24-7. I mean, she's listening to them.
Speaker 2:Last night it's like 11 pm. I heard that this morning at 6.30. And they're still on there. You know, I heard I just improved the world. It's flat, you don't know what the hell you're talking about and they're dead serious. What the hell? And I'm looking at how many people are on there doing this thing, part of the conversation, arguing about it, and I think I've heard a bigger bunch of freaking losers in my life. It's scary. It's like 1980 new podcast downloads per week in this country. I'm going talking about what? And stuff like this, you know.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow.
Speaker 2:Industries, scientific stuff. I still think the world is flat. You know bullshit, you know I'm just going. Oh, all these people who sail around the world. They stop and turn around and come back. I mean, no, that's why it's the same thing still around the world. And you get suckered into it. You start arguing with these people.
Speaker 2:I couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed her. She walked away for a minute so I grabbed her phone, I hit the mute off or whatever. I went. You people are the biggest bunch of numb-numb losers I've met in my life. I was like who the fuck is that? I said listen to yourself. What the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2:They have, here's the thing they have. There's no women on there. Okay, you wonder why, except for what they call female trolls who are looking for guys? I'm going, these are guys. You see the women, the ugliest group of skanks I've ever seen. But it's like the category belong to you.
Speaker 2:There's women who desperately want to meet a guy. So they go on this thing thinking well, these guys, they there's. No, they've never had a woman before. They, if they did, maybe one time their whole life. So they know they're easy pickings. You know they're thinking oh, maybe they got some money or something. No, it doesn't even work. How do you have time to be on that stupid TikTok thing 24-7? I mean, I'm not kidding, it's actually there. I'm going to get the name of it and I'll put it up and you might click on it anytime and listen to this shit. You will understand. So I noticed this woman who's on there and she's part of where I work a really pretty girl, and so she goes on and they all go. Oh, because they don't have any women, except for the ones who are just trying to maybe meet guys for money or whatever.
Speaker 2:And she starts arguing just for fun and stuff.
Speaker 2:They go, oh, she's into doing this stuff and she'll tease them and go, like you know. But the thing is like this could be an interesting thing for us guys, but you're bald and stuff, so I don't hang around bald guys. So and they go, what do you, what can we do? And I go, I just go get this place to get get hair plants. Maybe we could, maybe we have a, maybe we could talk, have a future together. And these people are flying all over the country here.
Speaker 2:From this TikTok show. What did you freaking genius for doing this? Because they're losers lonely. Here comes an attractive woman just saying, well, if you go get some hair then maybe we'll see where we go from there Booking it. It's great we probably. Just I checked, probably in business from that show of losers a little bit over $ hundred thousand bucks in business really hello, wow, no kidding I mean they're stupid and and she goes and plays them all.
Speaker 2:I mean you know, I mean it didn't start that way intentionally. She's got in there listening to it dude, this looks like fun and, as you realize what they're all about, just start throwing that part and then she goes time out for a quick commercial break. You and I just had a guy in here two days ago getting a full beard. She said you know, you look like a baby. I want a man who looks mature. Get some facial hair, use hair. You can do that. Yeah, of course. Eyebrows, beards, everything you can put it on your back, your legs, your butt, wherever you want.
Speaker 1:On the end of my nose.
Speaker 2:You can do that too. Have the gay couple. We had a gay couple come in about five years ago, right, and they both did really nice heads of hair. I'm just going looking good guys, what can we do for you? He goes. Well, we've been together for a while and things are getting kind of routine and boring. So we thought maybe we'd mix it up a little bit. We both aren't hairy guys, so we thought if one of us got some chest hair, it'd be kind of fun. I went, it'd be kind of fun, go for it. So we did a big chest hair implant. It looks like Austin Powers. Now they come in probably a year later. Here's a guy with hair. He has to go up his neck and shit there. How did it grow you neck and shit there? Because you know it's growth. You can put Austin Powers to shame, like oh yeah, this is just change your leg, right, this is so great because look at this thing, it's wonderful can I have my back done too?
Speaker 2:probably next. Yeah, earlier this year we did another chest hair different guy, different stories, it's just, it was a personal thing and I'm going sure it is. And then we did a leg hair.
Speaker 1:Leg hair.
Speaker 2:Hmm, interesting. I said please explain that to me, why the hell would you want that for? And he goes look, I got these white pasty legs. I get excited every spring and I get to put shorts on and go out and everyone's going hey, what are you doing? Are you shaving your legs or what? Yeah, you're whistling. And so I just did a few sprinkles of some leg hair. So I looked like a normal guy, you know, with some leg hair. I thought, well, the reason is sound. I guess that's a lot of reasons people come in here. So we did that too.
Speaker 1:So this is the original canceled radio guys Brought to you by. You Got Hair Problems, Come See Bailey.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm just saying you can't make this shit up. That TikTok thing just freaking blew me away. I know, like with podcasts there's just so much stuff out there and topics can be really weird. You know, because everyone can do a podcast if they want to, it doesn't mean nobody's going to listen to it or it's not going to go anywhere. I mean, usually they do those weird topics like that. They'll do maybe four episodes and then they're gone. Then the next one comes on and they just go, go, go. They won't listen to podcasts or Dateline stuff. They extend the mysteries. People like that stuff, you know. So I can see that the Rogan thing is still big out there.
Speaker 1:You know, just by the way, Rogan has a microphone like this, so you will have.
Speaker 2:Rogan. Well, I've heard him talk on his show and it sounds like your microphone. Here I am. Hey, let me tell you about the gesture guy. Okay, yeah, he can't do it. That's his show. He bleeds, that shit. They think the world is flat.
Speaker 1:Sadly.
Speaker 2:Last week it sounded like a tin can compared to Costello. I think this is worth. We should just go on and spend some time just, you know, browse through TikTok and just find whatever weird crap is out there. Just join it and listen and see what the hell they're talking about. It's really scary. These people are freaking, lonely and nuts, you know.
Speaker 1:And we know which way they voted too.
Speaker 2:Before that outlet? Where would they go to dispute this crap? I mean, you know, and their passion, their argument. You don't know what you're talking about. That doesn't prove the world's around. You don't know what you're talking about. That doesn't prove the world's round. You don't know. It's flat. It always has been. They're bullshitting it. That it's round. I'm going God dang it. Let me see.
Speaker 1:I'm looking at a picture from the moon of the Earth and it's like this yeah, People have sailed around the world.
Speaker 2:We've sent people up to space and they get to look at the Earth from space it doesn't look flat to me and they orbit around the world. They have a government conspiracy. They want us to think that the ground was really flat. I would go why would the government want us to think that it's round instead of flat? What's the advantage of that? I just had to jump in and call a bunch of stinking, lonely ass losers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what this is from a page of. I Told you. So Our commander-in-chief has decided that he wants to run for a third term. He's already started. Yeah, he already started.
Speaker 2:That would make him 82, 83 years old by the time that happens. Oh yeah, he already started. That would make him 82, 83 years old by the time that happened.
Speaker 1:He'll be dead by then, Well.
Speaker 2:I don't want to be. Will he be dead in a few?
Speaker 1:years. No, no, no, he'll be dead.
Speaker 2:It's bad to be mid to upper 90s when they get that longevity gene going you see what he eats he's fine, you know what he eats, you see it, he moves around, he's fine.
Speaker 1:You know what he eats all that. Yeah well, all that. I mean he's got so many preservatives in it that it's probably preserving him.
Speaker 2:Ah, that's the key Eat that processed meat. Yeah, preservatives Okay.
Speaker 1:And also if you turn the hamburger sideways, it's flat.
Speaker 2:I beg to differ. Let's get on TikTok and we'll do a show and we'll argue about it. So, like this told me right there, I don't spend enough time going through all that crap on TikTok, you know, do a deeper dive into it. Besides the obvious, what's trending in videos and this QG thing there's some weird shit in there, you know.
Speaker 1:So oh yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 2:There's shit that I ever thought. I mean people still arguing about that and they're damn dead serious and they do it 24-7. Some guys sign up and go to bed and there's two other guys that take their place and you keep it going. It is crazy.
Speaker 1:Well, next time I get really bored, I know what I'll do then.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm just saying, if you ladies want to hop onto that, if you ever want to do anything, if you want to hop onto that, if you ever want to do anything, you want to sell them anything or give them to do anything, just go in there. You're attractive and just say what you want them to do. Damn it, they'll do it. They think they have a shot at you. They will do it.
Speaker 1:They'll do it. Changing the subject now.
Speaker 2:Last part. I wrapped that the nice lady who said, because the guy came up to the bridge, she goes don't tell them. Don't tell them I'm here and don't tell them that you know anything about it, because they're embarrassed by it. Well, they freaking should be, embarrassed by it, so we can't say anything to them. I don't know if it's a TikTok patient or not, but we're not allowed to say anything to them. It's like a secret society.
Speaker 1:Well, well, it's 100,000 a year. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2:I can say there's like a white guy flat button, you know a black guy round button, you know flat round, same thing. Okay, go ahead. Got to beat that stuff, go ahead. Be what I got there, go ahead.
Speaker 1:I can't really, but you know, we were talking about football. Of course we got the Super Bowl coming up and I said last week when we did our last show that I'll root for Philadelphia because if anybody everybody I always root for loses, they just do. It just happens. So unfortunately that went a little awry, didn't it? Philadelphia?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, but I couldn't help it. I can't not fake not wanting to root for Buffalo, which I said at the end of the year. This is the year Buffalo's kind of going to do it. There they are one game away, just like they were last year at the same time. You know they lost by a field goal last year as well too. They've lost four times in that AFC championship game to try to get the Super Bowl, and each time I don't know. Josh Allen, I think, is great. It's got to be messing with his head. I mean, it's like he's right there in the brink. All that hard work every year and their team is good and they fall one game short of getting there.
Speaker 1:It's got to be fucking you up after that, like Susan Lucci.
Speaker 2:I think Josh will finally do it. It's just sad he's in his prime and he just can't get there. Now I know how golfers felt when Tiger was at his prime. No one can beat Tiger. They're having great years but can't freaking beat Tiger. Can't beat freaking top Brady Now. They're his homies, but having a guy like Josh Allen right there on the cusp it's just a shame. It's the first time I've ever seen him. After a game like that, he usually gets up, he shakes hands, he's walking off. He's sitting on the bench this time just sitting his head down and I'm going. He's finally in. He's going. What do I have to do? What is this deal?
Speaker 1:I don't know what we're going to do this weekend. No football, good God, what's?
Speaker 2:going on the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 1:Oh is there, so there is football Okay.
Speaker 2:It's flag football and other crazy little silly games.
Speaker 1:Oh it's all the flag football thing.
Speaker 2:That might be kind of interesting they used to do this in my real game. They always didn't play hard because they didn't want to get hurt because of the Pro Bowl, but at least they were out there. It was always in Hawaii, so the Hawaiians got to see football because there was no NFL team out there. So they all came out and got to see the NFL. The NFL players they were great Players were happy there in Hawaii. The locals were happy, they got autographs and pictures and stuff. But now it's like in Orlando it's flag football, but I think Hawaiians are still lucky because all the football stars are there.
Speaker 1:That's a shame. I would have gone to Hawaii for that.
Speaker 2:The question is is America sick of Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs in Super Bowl every year? It hit the point where they're going not them, we got James.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think this would be their final year of being the Darlings.
Speaker 2:Homie's a young guy.
Speaker 1:He's got many years ahead. No, I'm not saying that he won't. I'm just saying that people will be tired of him by them going oh yeah, young guy man, he's got many years. No, I'm not saying that he won't. I'm just saying that you know people will be tired of him by them going.
Speaker 2:oh yeah, it's like you have Taylor Swift effect as well already too.
Speaker 1:Well, it goes in threes. It's like you have a hit album, yeah yeah, it's great. Can't wait for the next one, and the next one's pretty awful usually, and then the third one comes on. They just sold out. It made me an excellent album.
Speaker 2:People are saying football now is rigged, so I'm going. No, it's not rigged.
Speaker 1:I mean look at this.
Speaker 2:So they make history. The Chiefs go ahead and win, which I think they will do. This is a repeat of Super Bowl. Two years ago it was the Eagles and the Chiefs, and the Chiefs beat them Once again. Every Chiefs game it comes down to the end very close game, but Chiefs won. So they'll want people then to win this year because that would be something that's never been done before winning three Super Bowls in a row. So after they win that, they've achieved the goals. The next year people are going to go. Can we get Josh in there in Buffalo? Somebody, anybody, you know.
Speaker 1:I think that's going to happen. You know, what's going to happen is our shit-gibbon in control is going to have an executive order going. Chiefs can't win, sorry.
Speaker 2:Look executive order. See that I'll tell you what we'll take them all down to the Gulf of America, gulf of America.
Speaker 1:America.
Speaker 2:You may not be around to see next year's.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl once I deport you.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm, you laugh, but I have a friend who told me he could, he could send you out of here. You're a citizen. No, get him out.
Speaker 1:Get out of here. How long you been here, get out of here.
Speaker 2:Family's on the news. He's worked here. He's lived here for years. He's worked here for years. He's worked here for years. We've raised two kids here. Don't give a crap. He's not American citizen. Yeah, get out of here. Yeah, I think your only safe thing is because you're from England. You're not from Panama or Nicaragua or Mexico.
Speaker 1:I am the right. I am the right. Lack of color.
Speaker 2:You are, you are, yeah, you're an albino, sandy.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, not that bad. A little bit of tan from Hawaii.
Speaker 2:It's because I'm probably speaking Spanish. They'll go show me your card. Oh can you imagine?
Speaker 1:Because now the local police God help us can now act as ICE agents.
Speaker 2:But most cities are refusing to do that.
Speaker 1:Some cities, the blue cities mostly.
Speaker 2:Well in Denver, they're not helping, they refuse to help. So ICE has to do it all on their own. They've hit Denver pretty hard the last couple of days. Vegas I haven't really heard too much about that happening.
Speaker 1:Vegas is blue, so you're good there.
Speaker 2:No you're in red.
Speaker 1:It's blue.
Speaker 2:Red is Trump, blue is liberal.
Speaker 1:The basis of Vegas is blue, always had been.
Speaker 2:Trump came here after he wanted to thank Vegas and Nevada for voting him in, because they haven't voted red in 20 years and they didn't vote for him. So he's going to go, I'm going to get them in for his afternoon.
Speaker 1:Boy, I tell you what they have a field day in Vegas, jeez, yes, they would.
Speaker 2:Everyone's expecting him because he wants to do a favor. He came to Vegas to keep his promise. He goes. I promise you no tax on tips. I just want to come say thank you and I'll keep my promise. Next promise is the Emirates group is out, but ICE hasn't hit here in Vegas yet, but the local news says they expect it to be some action. End of this weekend, this weekend.
Speaker 1:You know, here's the thing, see what they'll do, is they said, you know they have pictures of all these immigrants on this plane and they said the plane never took off.
Speaker 2:What did they do with?
Speaker 1:it. They went back and shoot them they went back and shoot them. Put them back in lockup, I guess. But I mean, that's the whole thing. It's a conspiracy, it's a ruse. So all the guys back in Panama and Colombia and all those kind of the country that is, they're all going like, oh shit, america, you can't go there anymore. That's the idea, that's what I think, because you can't deport 11 million people. It's not possible. And if you did, this country would grind to a halt very quickly. The economy would be totally shot.
Speaker 2:They're going to do it every day, one immigrant at a time. Okay If the local government is saying here they're giving people a warning. They're going knocking the door on those folks don't answer. If they don't have a warrant, don't let them in. They're just saying do you have rights? You don't have to like go. Oh here, cuff me, take me out, take me out, you know so.
Speaker 1:Oh well, you asked for it.
Speaker 2:You know Costello was hands behind his back. God dang it. I've been here three years. Some bitch Might bring my motorcycle with me. You've been here for like two decades plus. Raise your families here, don't care.
Speaker 1:You came here illegally.
Speaker 2:I still did no, no.
Speaker 1:I was here legally, I just overstayed, that's all. There's a big difference.
Speaker 2:But they did try to Ice is ice agents, ice agents, ice agents. Let me see this.
Speaker 1:They did try to deport me quite a few times and I think I told you that story.
Speaker 2:Let me find the ice agent hotline.
Speaker 1:You know what? When I lived in West Virginia, I got a bridge for you in South Carolina.
Speaker 2:A bridge in South Carolina. Go get it.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, there's at least two of us. A you in South Carolina.
Speaker 2:I'm rich in South Carolina. Go get them. Holy shit, there's at least two of us. I'm not rich in South Carolina unless I made a wrong turn or something.
Speaker 1:But you know what? Here's the thing when I lived in West Virginia and shared that house with Chaz which, just by the way, for those who don't know, chris and I used to work together many years ago he was my boss way back when and we had this other guy called Chaz who was part of the morning zoo crew Yep, he wasn't, he was, but it was Chris's thing. Anyhow, we rented a house together and many, many interesting things happened. But anyway, I finally got a phone and I looked up the phone and I was getting these odd phone calls from people. It turned out we had the X number of the Secret Service in Charleston, west Virginia.
Speaker 2:Why would there be Secret Service there anyway?
Speaker 1:Well, who knows? I mean where you want a place to disappear. Next to Columbia, south Carolina, charleston, west Virginia? You can look right next to there. They're never going to look for you there.
Speaker 2:I know a guy named July Ch. He's disappeared in Texas.
Speaker 1:No, I know exactly where he is.
Speaker 2:We know where he is. But the quick question is why does he not speak to us? What did you do? What did you do?
Speaker 1:Me. What did you do? Yeah, but you fired him the same day. You fired me, I didn't fire you, I didn't fire you.
Speaker 2:I didn't fire you. I took him every station I went to, except for the well, one of the last ones I went to. I didn't take him.
Speaker 1:Well, I guess that's.
Speaker 2:There was nobody open. I had no need. The staff was full. I can't fire someone and bring him in. I think he pissed him off, I don't know, so he wound up going Could be Well.
Speaker 1:It's true. It's true. I think it was David Chandler, the GM, who fired me. I think Exactly, that's a long time ago, david Chandler, who fired you.
Speaker 2:He's a little country boy from South Carolina. Like where you are, tim. He lives right below you still.
Speaker 1:He lives down in Charleston. Yeah, he does. Oh, you all remember we called him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1:You remember when we got together with Duke.
Speaker 2:It was funny because we called this guy our old gentleman and he goes. Well, it's good to hear from you guys. Well bye, really short conversation. It's good to hear from you guys Really good. Yep, yep, I'm retired. It was good to hear from you guys Really good. Yep, yep, I'm retiring, I'm having some fun out on the water. Okay, well bye. Well, he happened to hear from us.
Speaker 1:Oh well, you know certainly his favorite DJ, that's for sure.
Speaker 2:I think it's because we have Doug on the phone. He's going. Oh, that's freaky Doug. I'm reminded of him because in March is the Academy Awards, which means in March is our annual Dokes Awards. Dokes Awards.
Speaker 1:We'll have to explain what the dokes are I'm going to put up a picture of the doke when we get to March.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to show it yet. Why spoil the fun? When we get to March awards season, I'm going to hold up and go. This is the doke. And people will go oh my dope.
Speaker 1:People will go oh my god, hey, you know what. We're about time to wrap up now. You know that, oh thank you, I'm sorry. Yeah, we see how it goes. So of course, the original cancelled radio guys radio show, radio, radio radio, brought to you by Chris and Costello and hopefully Boya Loco and who's going to?
Speaker 2:bend over and take the squeal this week. Dipshits on the TikTok channel who think the world is flat, give it to them, do that.
Speaker 1:We should almost mention that the original cancelled radio guys is, of course, thought and conceived by Mr Chris Bailey and Aidan, and better by myself, costello. And who are we produced by?
Speaker 2:Chesney from Chesney.
Speaker 1:Of course I was forgetting I was doing that I was going to make. I was going to make a Taylor Swift joke In there, but it all fell apart, never mind.
Speaker 2:You basically have your microphone, just to linger a little bit longer.
Speaker 1:My new microphone. Well, you'll have one next week and it'll be fun for you dipshits on tiktok.
Speaker 2:You're on the flat squeal squeal, squeal, nasty.
Speaker 1:That is goodbye, chesney. You can turn it off now. Thank you.
