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Chris and Costello Season 5 Episode 5

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This week, Chris and Costello dive into the wild world of pop culture, music (their favorites of the week), and more nonsense. From the rise of Teddy Swims to the ever-evolving Miley Cyrus, we break it all down. Plus, we’ve got unhinged stories from Florida, TikTok conspiracies about flat Earth, and a little fishing talk—because why not? Buckle up for another chaotic episode of unfiltered humor and hot takes!

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Speaker 1:

Hey, it's Kristen Costello here, the original cancelled radio guys. Yes sir, well, we are original but we're not the original anymore.

Speaker 2:

Didn't you get the memo?

Speaker 1:

We're just cancelled radio guys now I know, I know how many years have we been cancelled now.

Speaker 2:

Well, how many years have we been the original now? Anyway, so there we are. We are cancelled, but not original. So it's the cancelled radio. Guys, look us up, you'll find us everywhere. I just noticed something.

Speaker 1:

What is that on your headphones? You got like a cushiony thing sticking out.

Speaker 2:

You got extra cushion, are your?

Speaker 1:

ears sensitive. Do you need some extra cushion? That's how these come, man.

Speaker 2:

Yes, pooky, I mean. Well, they don't get all sweaty now either. You see, this is good, because the ones rotted. They just fell apart after like three years. Your ears sweat. Well, yeah, I guess you sweat around them. Well, something must have done it. Your ears sweat, okay, yeah, well, I mean, you sweat everywhere.

Speaker 1:

I want to see you get some deodorant, get that rolling stuff, put it right there in your ear.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, antiperspirant is what you would need. Yeah, spread, I mean, you know, just taking them on and off, and they just fell apart.

Speaker 1:

I just want to let you know, for the next week's show and the week after, I'll be in Colorado. Today You're still in Hickville, south Carolina. Yeah, I'll be in Vegas. So I said, if you're going to be in Vegas, why don't you just go out and do Vegas? So I'm going to be live on the strip, I'm just going to do it next week.

Speaker 2:

We're going to do it, all right.

Speaker 1:

You can be sitting in the desk I have there. I don't have all the nice Chris Studio stuff down there that I have here you have there in Colorado, I understand, I'm just going to hit the street man.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to hit the street. How are we going to do?

Speaker 1:

it Addicts oh great, drunk people, sluts. I'm going to hit them all Sluts.

Speaker 2:

Hello, you look like a slut, let me talk to you.

Speaker 1:

Are you charging the money for sex here? You're going to slap. I expect to get a couple of those.

Speaker 2:

I'll be in my duck mode. Well, I'll tell you what. We can do that, but what will have to happen is that you'll have to record it and it'll have to be. I won't be able to. How are we going to be able to talk to each other?

Speaker 1:

It's not going to happen.

Speaker 2:

It'll work.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like every other time we tried, I'll take over the engineering on this show and take it away from you, so it will work.

Speaker 2:

We'll do it On that one. We'll do it. We're going to do a test run. Yes, I've just figured out how it can work.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I just keep it in your head Next week while I'm in Vegas, as you know, as I'll be walking out there, live on the strip. It's going to be 78 to 80 degrees. It's going to be beautiful weather, nice and warm People should be in good spirits.

Speaker 2:

I should get some good people. I hope that should same thing. Actually, they were having demonstrations in front of the state capitol About what About your boy Trump? Hey, my boy. The layoffs and stuff, yeah, all the stuff he's doing. And even the South Carolinians are getting pissed.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I see he said I'm going to lower unemployment by firing everybody that I can get my hands on.

Speaker 2:

And we're going to make sure that everybody can eat. So the price of eggs is now more than tripled.

Speaker 1:

Elon's eating well.

Speaker 2:

I bet he is Right he is.

Speaker 1:

He's probably buying up all the egg producers, right as we speak Because I'll be doing my part of the show next week from the Strip in Vegas. The week after you should go to downtown Columbia and just see if anybody just period walks by, if anybody's there. That's what I'm saying. Columbia and just see if anybody just period walks by, if anybody's there. If I get somebody going to get the DMV, I need to get my license renewed. That's about it.

Speaker 2:

I do need to get my license renewed. As it happens, mine's this year too, I think. I have a feeling that I don't think that both of us can be out remote.

Speaker 1:

Somebody's got to be no, I'll do first and then the following week you go out to the streets.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I see, all right. Okay, we'll see the canceled radio guys hit the streets.

Speaker 1:

I'll be talking to some high-quality sluts and you'll be talking to some redneck, some redneck sluts. There you go, there you go hey you.

Speaker 2:

You know, I thought I was thinking. Are you thinking again, Jesus? I will have to stop that Go ahead. What thought did you?

Speaker 1:

have.

Speaker 2:

Well, I had this thought it was. When I dropped off my dog to his new owner and I told you about right, the husband just sounded so gay and then I realized it's not gay, it's just a South Carolinian accent.

Speaker 1:

It's so they it's just the South Carolinian accent.

Speaker 2:

It's slow and it kind of taught that butter Instead of say I'm going back to the house.

Speaker 1:

It's like going back to the house, the house, the house, the new house, house. And they talk they still, especially on the Charleston way. They still like to wear penny loafers and dockers. They've been doing it for 50 years down there and it's never changed. It's still going.

Speaker 2:

I like to dance to the Shag. Yes, the Shag, yeah, god. I had a friend who used to do that.

Speaker 1:

They used to play those old songs I love beach music and stuff like that and they'd go out and they'd have Shag Night.

Speaker 2:

Oh, well, it might be fun. I'll tell you what Piece of hell is sitting at home watching whatever's on TV.

Speaker 1:

Bill Dillon, the Rondells, were playing and Bill's a friend of mine. Before he passed he goes come on up here, so I sang with him on stage for a couple songs.

Speaker 2:

Oh really.

Speaker 1:

Yep In tune, don't know Can you sing In my head, I was in tune. It probably he probably still going to kill his mic. Oh, I'm pretty sure that they do that anyhow yeah.

Speaker 1:

But I had fun. That was good, my big shag experience there. Speaking of music, we're going this week. What do we listen to? We pick a song, a piece each week that we think we'd like to turn you guys on to. That we think is pretty good. Some are kind of obvious, maybe some are not. What do we listen to this week? We start with you, costello. What are?

Speaker 2:

you listening to buddy? Hey man, this is great. I love this band. I've played this to you before and you've always said we can't hear it, so hopefully this time you will. It's a band called Bones Bones, bones Bones, uk. That happens sometimes. They had to put UK on things like specials same thing, specials UK. No, it wasn so. They're Bones, so they're UK. What's the song? Anyway, this is about three years old. It's called I'm Afraid of Americans. I just thought it was particularly these two women. Oh man, oh hot, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

But they're really, really, really, really good so.

Speaker 2:

Bones is a female band, all female, that's no male drummer, let's hear it, man.

Speaker 1:

Now you've got me curious Be a black male drummer.

Speaker 2:

I want to hear Bones. Let's go, all right, let's go so far, so good. Oh yeah, you should see these two. I hope they're hot, because the song sucks.

Speaker 1:

I hope they're hot, because the song sucks Getting better. I like the hook. Is this a big song in the UK? Was it big?

Speaker 2:

No. It was not big, no, but this came off the Stern Show too, what we're listening to. They did this live. Well, I guess I mean big in England. I don't know, it's hard to say because I'm not following England right now.

Speaker 1:

It started good. It had a little dip and then they got into the hook part. It's fun. I like it. It's good. I'd like to see what they look like. Oh oh yeah, you would Look up Bones and it's called what I Don't Like.

Speaker 2:

Americans, I'm Afraid of Americans. David Bowie copy.

Speaker 1:

Get up on YouTube see what they look like. Okay, get my career out After the show. I'm going to look them up. Look them up, right? Oh yeah, worth looking up.

Speaker 1:

That's what Castiel is listening to. He's still listening to the Bones. I'm Af, that is mine. You've always liked the English punk stuff anyway, so that's okay. It's too bad you missed it, man, because I finally found the SNL 50 concert, which is Friday night at Radio City, right, yeah, it was like a three-hour thing. Devo was on there. I heard about that, man. Did they get old or dead?

Speaker 1:

They're still trying to be new wave and controversial and just fun. And they were. They were funny. I didn't know the song they were doing, I'm going, but it was good and they were good. He's old, they're still touring. Yeah, you can tell you can tell that part of what they did was kind of their act they did some synchronized stuff.

Speaker 2:

It's kind of funny. They still have the hats, they wear the hats, you wear the hats, yeah.

Speaker 1:

The lead singer took it off, but the other guys had him on. He was ripping the clothes off as they were singing. It was like yellow construction outfits.

Speaker 2:

Right, he'd rip the sleeve off.

Speaker 1:

He'd rip the leg off and just.

Speaker 2:

I did see that a bit. I did see a bit of that. It must have been a. You caught some on YouTube, I think.

Speaker 1:

But the whole thing. You've got to go to Peacock. Who the hell has a subscription to Peacock? I bought one for $7.99, so you can cancel anytime. I said sure. So as soon as I got through watching the special, I logged right over and canceled it. There you go.

Speaker 2:

I had to pay $7.99 just to watch that show. I'm paying for Prime, I think, and I never watch it. Very rarely do I watch Prime. We rarely talk about his pride.

Speaker 1:

We're into music, man. What am I listening to this week? What are you listening to?

Speaker 1:

Well, I think everyone's kind of catching on to how good this guy is. You know, I hear one song after another after another from him. Everyone is just you think how deep is this dang album, this CD? It's loaded with great songs. It's Teddy Swim's. I'm listening to it right now. Teddy Swim's Bad Dreams, his latest single. Check this out. This thing is awesome. Me is. That song describes my whole week. Every night Bad dreams Wake up this guy's voice. I never heard in a long time such an easy, smooth, relaxed singer as Teddy Swim. I mean, he can just start singing at the drop of a hat and he just sounds great. They showed him at the New York subway. People recognized him. He just broke into song. It just sounds good to stand there in the subway as he does on record. The guy like us talking, singing just comes that easy for Teddy.

Speaker 2:

Where did he come from? Was he on the Voice or something?

Speaker 1:

Oh, hell, no, the Voice doesn't put anybody out. That stupid-ass show is all about the judges. We're competing against each other. You're going to be a mic. They didn't give a crap Name one singer in all those seasons that ever made it from the Voice.

Speaker 2:

Nobody, so where did he come from?

Speaker 1:

to do some homework and find out. He looks like just a slightly slimmer version of Jelly Roll. Lots of tattoos, a lot of metal, don't care, sings awesome.

Speaker 2:

And in this video he's dressed in a very nice white tuxedo.

Speaker 1:

It's a good video. First time I heard Teddy I went dang, is this guy good? I thought he was a black guy. I really did. I thought he's got to be. He's just too good. I saw a picture. I went. The voice did not match his look at all, but man is he great. Love you, teddy. He putting out those singles man.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Like I said, I was looking for some other stuff and because I listened to him, his whole repertoire has come up on YouTube and there's an awful lot of it. Yeah, there is Well good man, it's good music. It's good music, it's not like a real overnight sensation.

Speaker 1:

He's been doing this for a while. A lot of these people who hit it big in 2024 have been singing for anywhere from 8 to 10 years and they just finally got noticed. Like Chapel Roan, she'd been singing since 16. It took her 10 years. All of a sudden, boom Big. It took 10 years. All of a sudden, boom big, breakout. Yeah, how long has Teddy been singing For a while? And finally here he is. He's awesome. There's hope for us. Yet then.

Speaker 2:

No, I didn't say singing, I was saying Three years now on this podcast.

Speaker 1:

We've had a great time talking to ourselves.

Speaker 2:

We've had our moments. We've had our moments. We're making new friends every day. We are moments. We know we're making new friends every day. We are, we are in, indeed, and course you know, chesney's being our producers, doing a real good job. I'm real happy with it right now.

Speaker 1:

You like Chesney, chesney, chesney you like as much as Miley oh no, no, miley.

Speaker 2:

Miley is Queen man, but she's Miley's about ready to be toppled by a pristine.

Speaker 1:

Christina, or tell us you mean the girl who plays Wednesday? Yeah, she didn't sing, no, no, but boy, I just man. You do like him young, don't you, mr Pedophile?

Speaker 2:

I know he's going to be here. Well, I think she's.

Speaker 1:

I hope the FBI doesn't come seize your computer with all these damn kids on it. No, he's always at the playground.

Speaker 2:

What is he doing? You have to remember I spent 30 years as a photographer, so looking at young women.

Speaker 1:

That camera all of a sudden just going this way, mom and two kids.

Speaker 2:

I'm over there, I got it, I got you, I got you, well, your girl Miley, was on that Radio City Music Hall, snl 50 thing.

Speaker 1:

Not the one that was live on TV. She was at the concert Friday night and she sang her hit Flowers, you know, and she's finally going. You guys get up for your ass to sing along to this song. You know you want to, so she did that, and she did Queen's crazy little thing called Love. Oh really.

Speaker 2:

Interesting.

Speaker 1:

You'd have broken into a big sweat and excused yourself to go get a sock.

Speaker 2:

What do you mean by that? I like the fact that she said I think it was the previous SNL thing they did, that she was on, and she said whatever happened to Hannah Montana? Oh, she was murdered, yeah.

Speaker 1:

She killed that character off. She was building her career. We recognized it for the first couple of years, but now that character off, I mean she kind of last year's building a career. We recognize it for the first couple of years, but now she's dead.

Speaker 2:

Done. Yeah, pretty much forgotten. Yeah, it's been a while, hasn't it it?

Speaker 1:

was. It's the same thing we kind of like with the stupid shit. People say yeah, but guess what? Well?

Speaker 2:

tell me about it. What are we going to do?

Speaker 1:

Stupid shit. People say Stupid shit. People say Guess what I'm in it? Stupid shit. People say, okay, this is not a famous person. When you hear what she said and then you hear the story behind it, it's pretty funny. All right, all right, I'm ready. The thing she said was what? You think I'm a hoe? I'll give you a hoe. That was Melanie Davis. She's 47 years old and she lives down in Polk County, florida, which is kind of like known as Cracktown. I guess she had a little supposed to have a date with this guy and he stood her up and decided not to meet with him, pissed her off, so she jumped over his fence. At 3 o'clock in the morning she yelled at him you think I'll give you a hoe? She picked up his garden hoe and hacked him in the arm with it. Wow, huge gas. She started beating him with a damn garden hoe, hoe, attacking with a hoe. Hey, I love that. That's brilliant. He's in the hospital now and she's in jail.

Speaker 2:

I mean, those hoes can be nasty man.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, it's just like. The comments afterwards were absolutely fantastic, especially what the sheriff guy said. He goes, she kind of has a record, she's like her 20th arrest and he goes, but attacking with the hoe he goes. You know what the sheriff goes, that's methed up. Oh boy, one for the sheriff, that's methed up. I go. Well, polk County is known as kind of like meth town there in the USA anyway. So, melanie Davis, enjoy your time in jail, but you've got a little time here. With what? Take up a hoe. I'll give you a hoe, usually not the weapon of choice, garden hoe, but imagine being woken at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 1:

Go out there and you're crazy Date.

Speaker 2:

You stood up as beating with a garden.

Speaker 1:

Hoe Anyway it's a week for Florida. Another quote, not a famous person, but it's kind of funny. I look young for my age, bitch, stop with shit. People say that that's what I get. And why did she say that?

Speaker 1:

It's another woman in Florida? Because she was using Botox as an excuse to explain why she was fraudulently applying for hurricane aid. She was using her mother's name, her mother's social security number, her mother's address. Of course she's much older than her because this woman's 44 herself, so her mom is almost like 70. And people down at the county are getting ready to give her a check for like $8,000, and they're going. You don't look like 70 something. She goes. Well, I'm young for my age, bitch. She goes, I use botox. They're going really supposed to get a bad batch of botox or something, sir, oh, and they printed her mugshot and she, you know, sheriff, goes. Botox helps with wrinkles, not ugliness. A couple of good quotes. A couple of good quotes there. A couple of good quotes, all from Florida. That last one was from down there in Bradenton, which is right next to Sarasota, where possibly you could be moving.

Speaker 2:

Indeed, I'm thinking about it. Yeah, it's a thought. I might go down there and you're going to go down and check it out. I might come down too, Depending Going down for spring break if you're at the same time.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's the thing We'll do a show live from Sarasota, florida, down at Longboat Key, beautiful beach for spring breakers. They're going to be full, having fun We'll be on the beach.

Speaker 2:

Gustavo will have his camera going 12 years old, 13 years old, 8 years old. Click, click, click, click, click. Stop it, that's not true, stop it, that's not true, of course not, not that we know of. Excuse me, nice, you're not being nice at all, oh dear.

Speaker 1:

But I hear Costo tonight. Mr Chris the chefy boy, he should get his own show on Food Network. I'm cooking a delicious elk penderloin. Did you kill the elk yourself? I did not. Oh well, I do have friends every year who get a tag and hope.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, okay, so when they get one, I'm over there and about three days later, once they have it all dressed and the meat cut and separate, I get my, get my, my stuff, get my, get you back. I get some ground elk, I get some elk steak and always get elk tenderloin tenderloin, I understand, is good, like pork tenderloin or beef tenderloin, putting a blackberry glaze on top, seasoned just right, with just a little hint of heat and spice. So when we go down to Florida, Is everybody hungry.

Speaker 1:

What am I cooking there? I'll be cooking a roast manatee. I'm just kidding. It sure is rubbery. Thank you, thank you very much, thank you. Why does it taste is rubbery? Thank you, thank you very much, thank you. Why does it taste so rubbery? I don't know. It tastes like a seal.

Speaker 2:

You can see it now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're trying to eat it If we go, we'll go at the same time. You know what we're going to do. We are going fishing.

Speaker 2:

Oh man, I'm there. Then that's it. Yeah, I want to going fishing.

Speaker 1:

They have a marina right there outside as you cross over the bridge from downtown Sarasota, where we can take a little charter out for half a day. We've got to catch a couple of mahi. Oh yeah, let's get a tuna, okay.

Speaker 2:

Right. Would you just hook your shopping list on the end of the hook? Mahi tuna.

Speaker 1:

This one's the best bait for mahi. Here's some squid for you.

Speaker 2:

Let's put a little Mahi fish on there. You know what I mean. If you've got a big enough tuna, you could pay for the whole trip.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the last tuna I caught I got was one of the big ones. It was just like 48 pounds, which is amazing how much tuna steak you can get out of 48 pounds.

Speaker 2:

I'll bet.

Speaker 1:

Nice and fresh Went to the four seasons, went through the next four seasons. I had a vacuum pack and sealed itself so it would stay good in the freezer for a long, long time.

Speaker 2:

It was great. It was absolutely great, Mahi.

Speaker 1:

if we get a good size, just a Mahi about that big. They're nice. About two or three of those we'll be in great shape. We'll be getting some good evenings.

Speaker 2:

So in that case we should probably go down a week later than spring break, don't you think?

Speaker 1:

No, no, Okay, we'll be the only two dorks out there fishing during spring break, everybody else, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Hey look, we actually caught something. Maybe we'll just drink a nice tall bourbon like this.

Speaker 1:

Oh, excuse me, I shouldn't be drinking during the show, should I?

Speaker 2:

Oh no, not at all. Want me to gargle? I can gargle, I can do that too. Can you make it come through your nose? Easy? I?

Speaker 1:

want to take a phone line. There's someone I know named Jerrica. She's just a funny girl. She's on TikTok right now and she discovered these nut jobs are real. She doesn't know I'm calling. We're going to try calling. She may answer, she may not, I don't know. I don't even know if this phone thing is going to work. Even if we can't get it today, we have to have her on maybe next week to talk about this thing. She discovered this group on TikTok. They're on live 24 hours.

Speaker 2:

Oh, is this the Flat Earth people?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the idiots. I thought maybe they're dead serious. There's this group of people I don't know how many, but they're on there, always rotate people who absolutely swear that the Earth is still flat, so I guess the QNOT boat lines won't be advertising on there then. No, Fishing goes. No cruise lines. Yeah, can you see how fishing that's Sarasota, we go, oh yay. Better turn back now, sorry, and of course, they give these really stupid arguments while they think it's true.

Speaker 1:

And of course there's people in the other room who argue back why the world, of course, is round.

Speaker 2:

And they do this.

Speaker 1:

These people have no careers, they have no jobs. They're sitting in Mommy's basement and this is what they do.

Speaker 2:

Yes, you're in the back, not Mommy's basement, daddy's basement, daddy's basement, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

It's just really sad. So I'm going to click over and try making this phone call and we'll see how we do. Okay, all right, sure Ringing. I hear nothing. There we go. How about that? You hear that. See how easy it is to make a phone call, costello.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I can't hear it.

Speaker 1:

I have nothing, that's okay, now you know, like, hi, jerrica, it's Chris Collins Just trying to get you on live on our podcast. I may try to catch you, but if I can't, I'll catch you at another time. Okay, thank you. We'll talk to you next week. We'll give it a go. Okay, bye-bye. I got her voicemail. I know she's probably on the thing on TikTok right now. She spends a lot of time on there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I just want to jump in. She goes don't jump in, I'll make fun of them. I said what's the point? Because I want to kick these on. She's going to put us on while they're discussing this. I said I've just got to jump in there and just give them a load of shit.

Speaker 2:

You get to see them.

Speaker 1:

We'll look at them so.

Speaker 2:

I'll just have to set that up in advance. Yeah, yeah, We'll get her to at least audibly, if not video-ly as well.

Speaker 1:

I have to figure out why you can't hear it, but it's easy to make a phone call.

Speaker 2:

Man, we've just got to get your.

Speaker 1:

It's the same problem you had last week, so I go what?

Speaker 2:

What, what? Hello, hello, lady. Well, I'll tell you what it seems. One thing we did get through, at least, is a couple of emails, email.

Speaker 1:

Email. Let's go for him. Here we go.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, email, something worked. Oh, this is from MuskBeJokingAOL. It says great new shows, love Chesney, keep it up. I wonder if Chesney's sending her own email.

Speaker 1:

Chesney, chesney. We even had Chesney on the show. She's already getting an email of someone loving her yeah well it's the long blonde hair. What can I say? Yeah, I guess, so Okay, good job.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, keep it up. Also, the next email is at lostboys at keystonecom. Is that lostboys or lustboys? Well, it says lost, but it could be either.

Speaker 1:

It sounded like you said lust, okay, I think maybe I'll change my name to lustboys.

Speaker 2:

We can lust, but that's it right. So you guys live. Yes, we're live. I was just asking if we go live live. Well, we do record live, as you can tell.

Speaker 1:

The next one will be live, but we'll be live. You'll be in your studio there in Redneck, South Carolina. I'll be live on the strip next week.

Speaker 2:

That'll be interesting.

Speaker 1:

That's going to be fun.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you'll have to do that with your phone.

Speaker 1:

I'm just going to walk up to whoever and just hit them live. I'll probably get hit.

Speaker 2:

I'll give Allison a call so we can bail you out, yeah please Okay, maybe I could get you a police escort, who knows she's with the Henderson police. I'll be in downtown Vegas. Well, I mean, you know Metro. As a matter of fact, she's supposed to be going to what do they call that? Police Academy? That's it. She wants to be a detective eventually. A detective Okay. Yeah, she doesn't want to be a cop. She says I have to be a cop for a while.

Speaker 1:

When did you get detective in Vegas? It only took us 30 years to get enough evidence to arrest a guy who shot Tupac. Hopefully she can do a little faster in 30 years and the next big case comes around.

Speaker 2:

Well, you know what? They have a podcast here in Columbia saying last seen and the whole thing is it's originally from Columbia there.

Speaker 1:

Well, yeah, yes, it is.

Speaker 2:

And the thing is, what they say is that Are you scratching your ass? What are you doing? It's Malou, it's my cat.

Speaker 1:

Scratching his ass on the show.

Speaker 2:

Oh, look at that thing. Oh no, stop it. Usually you always love getting up here. Yeah, cats are, Don't touch me.

Speaker 1:

Don't mess with me.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, now of course I need to save completely. It's called last scene. There was a missing people. They're just kind of going. Well, you know, as you know, some of these, some of these crimes are over 50 years old and we just haven't been able to solve them. Well, maybe if you paid detectives better you might get a better class of detective.

Speaker 1:

Those are very popular podcast stuff like that for some reason.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it is People love, murder, mysteries unsolved cases cold cases.

Speaker 1:

You know, everyone has a theory and stuff. You know, Yep, yep. Last seen Alex Murdoch. Oh yeah, there you go, Jail cell number three. I forgot about that.

Speaker 2:

I wonder how he's doing If we called him. Do you think he'd talk to us again? I'd love to. I think he's adjusting.

Speaker 1:

If he has any choice, he's going to have to adjust.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, really yeah, he's still got the silver cases. He's got the money, he's got, that's all.

Speaker 1:

Where's his son? The guy who drove the boat drunk.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's right. Yeah, I haven't heard anything about him. I suppose you look it up on the court records, see what he's doing.

Speaker 1:

He has some plans of joining Daddy in jail anytime soon because he was drunk driving that boat. Our girl died. To me it's green, that's homicide isn't it?

Speaker 2:

That's manslaughter girl slaughter in this case.

Speaker 1:

He should be.

Speaker 2:

I think maybe we should have the whole what's left of that family. That's it.

Speaker 1:

He's the last one, that's it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that'd be the last one. Put him in pokey. Two in the ground, two in prison.

Speaker 1:

There we go.

Speaker 2:

Hang on, other than the fact that now Are you scratching your ass again.

Speaker 1:

Hey, I'll do the same.

Speaker 2:

Stop it. Oh, here we go, Keith. So this is from Keith. K-e-f-f. K-e-f-f Richard at RSM. Fuck, yeah's it. That's all we got.

Speaker 1:

That woman in Sarasota who would love to get to know you with her garden hoe, okay, you're just talking.

Speaker 2:

Well I tell you what. Once again, that email is messed up, oh boy. Well I tell you what this show is going as normal, the show is going as normal singing along.

Speaker 1:

I'll leave it to you and your kitty. So until next week, guys, we've got a scoop. Next week, Costello will be right where he is there Columbia, South Carolina. This is depressing, and I'll be on the strip in Las Vegas. Hey hey, high-quality sluts Meth heads yeah, tourists yeah. Tons of Californians.

Speaker 2:

That's true. That's true, that's awesome. Yeah, until they have another earthquake. But don't forget that that is, of course, the cancelled radio guys. That is us, chris, chris and.

Speaker 1:

Costello at Yahoocom. All right, send us an email. Trash is safe and nice. Or just write something to Chesney. Okay, she's pretty hot.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she's a good 3,000 miles away from me, so she's safe.

Speaker 1:

Enjoy the show. See you guys next week. Live from Vegas and live from South Carolina. It'll be a lot of fun. Enjoy your week, guys. We'll talk to you then. We will. We're going to squeal for the kids, squeal, squeal.

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