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In this jaw-dropping episode, Chris and Costello dive into the ongoing P. Diddy trial — unpacking the shocking allegations, weird freakoffs, graphic testimonies, and the dark underbelly of celebrity power and control....Bet ya never heard these testimonies before!
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From the explosive Diddy trial and celebrity culture to health scares, golden showers, Trump’s Middle East moves, and a controversial execution — Chris and Costello break it all down with raw skits and reviews, music talk, and dark humor. No topic is off-limits in this fearless dive into today’s most talked-about headlines.
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Hello and welcome again to the Cancel Radio Guys show. At great expense, this week we bring you classified tapes of Cassie Ventura regarding the P Diddy file. Now I know what the P stands for. Also, we're going to talk about Biden cancer. Be sure, and stay around to the end, because Chris has a new album he wants to introduce to everyone. Plus, don has got some music as well. So stick around to the end of the show for all the excitement.
Speaker 2:Cancel radio guys. Here we are, chris and Costello Costello. The big question to you today, sir what in the hell drive you boy?
Speaker 3:What's up? Well, I tell you my 73 Pinto's doing pretty well, but it's pretty warm as I go around those corners. I want to go, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2:You go for 73 Pinto. That's just a Southern thing. What the hell drives you means kind of like what are you up to? How you doing? What are you doing? I go what the hell drives you. I don't care about that piece of crap you drive, I just want to know how you're doing, man, how you doing Expensive piece of crap.
Speaker 3:I'm doing good. I think I have lost my voice, though my dulcet tones are gone.
Speaker 2:I think you lost it after you had your open-air surgery?
Speaker 3:Oh, I think it yeah.
Speaker 2:I think they scraped something, broke something, did something. It took your voice.
Speaker 3:It took 30% of your soul.
Speaker 2:You're just not the same guy anymore.
Speaker 3:Suck it right out of you. Only 30% say it ain't so.
Speaker 2:We can get it back Today, you know, even though it's like summer's almost here, graduation season is on, but you know, no one gives a crap. Everyone cares about Piss, diddy, trial and man we've got, as we talked about earlier. In promoting the show we snuck out some audio. We paid big money for it. This is illegal audio of Cassie's testimony and just hang in there, we're going to have it in just a couple of seconds. Oh, cassie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cassie, that's not the one I used to date, is it?
Speaker 2:No, this is Cassie, the slutty lassie who used to spend about 10, 11 years with P Diddy and you probably don't notice. You know she settled when she sued him for $20 million. Usually when that happens you sign the nondisclosure agreement. You can't talk anymore. But she's been instant. Now she has to. But when she got the crap kicked out of her by Piss Diddy in the hotel, did you know she sued the hotel and how much did they settle and pay her for? I don't know. It came out yesterday $10 million.
Speaker 3:Oh jeez, we're in the wrong business.
Speaker 2:She got $20 million $10 million from the hotel. I think she's set for life, unless she stupid and blows it, but I don't know.
Speaker 3:Okay, listen, you and I will go downtown to the Marriott, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, want me to kick you.
Speaker 3:Drag you around a little bit yeah, because you can't get up again.
Speaker 2:Just don't file charges against me, and then you see the hotel and we'll sweat the money.
Speaker 3:Use the hotel we're after. Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2:Just don't call that dipshit lawyer you called in Las Vegas at one time. He got you $6,000 for a slip and fall at a big hotel casino worth billions, and this idiot got you $6,000. We're not calling him. You know what I'm talking about, right? You remember him? Right? This is like yesterday.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, I do, yes, indeed, that guy injects so much Botox in his head.
Speaker 2:He's like 90 years old here and nothing moves on the forehead. And he's totally bald as well too.
Speaker 3:Injects Botox in his head all the way back. He used to have a little ponytail, ed.
Speaker 2:That guy did. I can't picture that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he did Originally, he did. He come bouncing into a show we're doing. Yeah, he does. Mr Bernstein's here. Mr Bernstein's here, Look at me.
Speaker 2:Look at me, it's a weekly TV show that he pays for and puts on TV. Yes, only in Vegas. But we have to have a moment of silence. We've lost another very popular, well-known baby boomer actor today. Did you know? No, george Wendt, who played Norm on Cheers, died today at 76. Oh, george Norm, he was the guy Norm always had the beer and, of course, the Bears. They brought him back for some new skits. He was going guy Norm Always had the beer and, of course, the Bears. They brought him back for some new skits. He was going to start doing a couple of things for the Pope but he died last night in his sleep, in his sleep.
Speaker 3:That's the way to go. Oh, he was cool. That is the way to go. The name didn't trigger exactly, but now George went. Yes, of course.
Speaker 2:Good night everyone, so see you. That's the way to go, isn't it?
Speaker 3:That was a mug of beer in his hand, just like that.
Speaker 2:There will be a lot of tributes to him throughout the week and I'm sure as well in Saturday Night Live when they come back in the fall, because he was in all those skits about the Bears and he was all excited. He was like, oh, I can't wait to put that new skit with all the characters. We'll do the Pope and he was looking forward to meeting him as well. So I don't know what happened. I don't know if he was sick or whatever.
Speaker 3:So it's kind of such. Well, maybe he's a Presbyterian and not a real Catholic or something Could be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, speaking of sick, what's this Biden diagnosed with aggressive form of prostate cancer. It's already in his bones. So you know, you've had cancer, I've had cancer, we've defeated cancer, yes, so we know you have it for a while. So I can tell you, tim Bucks, if he's gone that far. He had cancer when he was president. Still, you know, he had it probably maybe a year, probably two years if it built that much.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think of the right word. Sick Soon to be dead, Metastasized that's the word, that's it.
Speaker 2:It's metastasized.
Speaker 3:Into the bone.
Speaker 2:Into the bone. It goes from the bone, starts traveling to your vital organs, and that's when that's the soft tissue, usually when it's like that people don't live very long after that, so I don't know.
Speaker 3:Sadly not. I had a friend who had one form of cancer got into his brain. He was gone within three days.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I mean when it happens and they're pissed because some people, like Jake Trapper of CNN, has put out a book about how they hid it. They hid his dementia over the last couple of years he was in office and whatever. So they're going. You need to pull the backpack, pull the book back, quit. Promoting morning is not a good time because he's sick. The man could be dead within a month or two, but book a book, he's still promoting this. They're still putting him on TV, talking about it and dissing him. And here's the poor guy. Even Trump said to him me and Melania are thinking of you and we hope for the best. We hope we get well soon. He didn't write that. Someone said send him a flower, Okay, whatever.
Speaker 3:Send him a flower. Okay, whatever, send him a small bouquet.
Speaker 2:Sleepy Joe needs a fucking soap.
Speaker 3:Not the I hope you live long. One, the maybe get well. One. Yeah, hope the sniffles die down.
Speaker 2:So we'll see what happens. That's his kind of news. I thought he was a really nice guy. I thought he did a good job. He was a good transitional president. He should have just stated from the start he was not going to run for re-election just because of age. Sickness is well now too, so it would have been a mess. So anyway, but he was a good transitional guy.
Speaker 3:Imagine what would be happening right now if they'd be scrambling Costello can survive cancer.
Speaker 2:If I can survive cancer so far, by God, president, joe Biden can survive cancer.
Speaker 3:He's only what 30, 40 years older than us.
Speaker 2:We don't wish cancer on anybody, except for piss-diddy. Yeah, I mean, this trial is just beginning. So everyone thought Cassie is, I guess, his go-to girl for about 10, 11 years. How are you going to follow up that testimony? It was all private. They won't talk about it on the news, they're going. That says a little too graphic, it's whatever. So we got to know. I mean, this is our job. We are equal opportunity offenders. We want to always grab his stuff and just put it out there. So we paid some money and we have audio of Cassie's testimony from last week, audio of Cassie's testimony from last week. And she says like all the things that Pistitty made her do what some of the freak offs were about.
Speaker 2:So it's uh, it's pretty out there. Inquiring minds want to know. Right, absolutely yeah. Just put a warning out there, like to do, and things like warning this. This is pretty graphic, this could make you sick, or it could give you some good ideas. I mean, I don't know I tried that this weekend okay listen.
Speaker 3:If you, if you've just been diagnosed with cancers, well, you perhaps might not want to hear this. It might finish you off well it's.
Speaker 2:This testimony is mostly about freak offs, so are you ready? This is cassandra, who's testifying last week to some of her testimony at the PISTIDI trial. So do we got that? Okay, let's roll it.
Speaker 4:Well, in freak-off, number 23, he said we was going to do a reverse Oreo. You know, dark on the inside and white on the outside, that means he brought in two white guys to do a reverse Oreo. You know, dark on the inside and white on the outside, that means he brought in two white guys to do me Front and back. I mean really, it was all for having to touch white people.
Speaker 2:Well, I feel the same way about touching white people. I'm supposed to be white, but I don't.
Speaker 3:And that is unsupported only.
Speaker 2:So have you ever done that? A reverse Oreo, who me no Were you in the middle and two black women on the east side.
Speaker 3:I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it didn't work so well. How do?
Speaker 2:you do that. Well, it gets all kind of crumbly and falls apart and two black women on the east side.
Speaker 3:I tried doing a reverse Ritz cracker, but it didn't work so well. How did you do that? Well, it gets all kind of crumbly and falls apart. You know what a?
Speaker 2:Ritz cracker is, don't you? I know what a Ritz cracker is. I thought you were talking about something kinky here. No, well, sorry.
Speaker 3:You're talking about a real cracker.
Speaker 2:Well, you know Fungie Cassandra's talking about the reverse Oreo. She's the black in the middle and the white cream on the outside in the form of two white guys that she had to touch. That made her sick.
Speaker 3:She had to touch those guys. I think she's pushing that a bit. But there you go. I don't know, We'll see we have more.
Speaker 2:This is just it gets deeper, it gets worse. Oh boy, okay, I'm ready. Here's some more of Cassandra's, or Cassie, the slutty last year testimony.
Speaker 4:So go ahead and roll it. It was freak off number 71. He made me get on all fours and said we're going to do doggy style today and I thought, great, just stick another paid guy behind me and let's get this over with. This is the stuff to me. He had a cough through my neck and I'm talking to a chair, and then he plopped his pit bull down my back and that dog started humping me like he was trying to make a litter of tip Get off me, I'm not in it. This dog's a fresh pass. Do it. Don't you hear? Don't Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I gathered that because you have to understand we're sneaking out of you, out of here. Okay, so you have to strain. Listen more carefully. What I, what I picked up, is that he wanted to do a freak off doggy style, but instead of like what you would, I would expect he put a pit bull on her ass and put a real dog on her doggy style. Sorry, I don't mean to be laughing.
Speaker 3:I think it would have been better if it had been a.
Speaker 2:Great Dane, that's what I thought it was. She said that the dog was humping her like it was trying to make a litter of ten puppies.
Speaker 3:Ten puppies in one. Something like that, yeah 101 Dalmatians Boy, this is going to take a while.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you can turn up that little playback a little bit there so we can hear a little bit better, it would be great. So it's, we've got the reverse Oreo. That's a freak off. We have the doggy style freak off using a real dog, which would go in the form of bestiality okay, definitely, she's a nice looking woman. You put a pit bull on her butt. He's going this is great, I got me. Which would go in the form of bestiality okay, definitely, she's a nice-looking woman. You put a pit bull on her butt. He's going this is great, I got me.
Speaker 3:That's what I get to play with.
Speaker 2:This makes you think of a visual.
Speaker 3:I don't know, don't think it's the wrong way.
Speaker 2:I mean, cassie was abused. I know that I'm all for her, and abused women is just awful, so I don't think we're downplaying that. We're just having some fun here. We're doing the best we can, but she seems to be in a good place now. She's pregnant, she's got a family, she's got a new husband. But she went through hell for a long time.
Speaker 3:So having someone controlling her is not good. It's ridiculous what people think of first of all and what people think is fun and what people think they can get away with because they've got money.
Speaker 2:Money and power. Yeah, you don't have to buy them off.
Speaker 3:Just go down to Mexico. You see things like donkeys. Now we're talking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I saw that one. That's another story. We'll do it another time. Didn't participate, it's not. Saw it and I went leaving. Okay, Saw it and I went leaving.
Speaker 3:Okay. So really the question I have is is there ever a consensual freak-off? I guess there must be, huh.
Speaker 2:No, because he paid people to participate in it. They were paid people, so they were paid.
Speaker 2:They were brought in and they were paid to do what he directed them to do and she had to do what he said or if she didn't do it he'd beat her. The witnesses are now on the stand saying if she didn't do what he asked he'd stop and he'd kick and beat her, and it was pretty frequent. So she's like stuck in a rut. There. It's kind of like you Men can be controlling. It's like the way you control your blow-up doll. I mean, you're just so obsessive with that and you just can't control it. If she springs a leak, it really pisses you off.
Speaker 3:Well, I have threatened not to stage. Well, you know, actually hearing that it kind of makes me feel like we shouldn't be making fun of it.
Speaker 2:We haven't heard this stuff, so it's just like okay, I'm curious, we have more audio. So if you guys are ready, let's see what's going on. Okay, so we've got Morris' Cassandra's testimony against Piss Diddy and she's testifying about freak-offs. Okay, so we've got the next one. Go ahead, Go ahead and roll it, let's go.
Speaker 4:Cassandra has to recall these nightmares. You're going to hell. Piss, diddy, just kill me now. I'm so sorry. I'll just Okay, let me gather myself. I will continue. Freecuff 128 was one of the worst. He called it bondage. To fill all the holes, he straps me upright to a board and bound my wrists and ankles with those velcro straps, and then all of these men come in and start putting their wankers in my ears, up my nose, in my mouth, all in my vajayjay up to where. Oh it, oh I like it, with the whole time that diddy sitting in a corner with a towel on him, playing with his little diddy. And I'm telling you, little diddy, oh, I think, I think I don't feel so good, I think I'm getting some kind of I'm gonna. I'm so sorry, but I think.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, not funny. I'll stop the tape. It's terrible, we're laughing.
Speaker 2:What's wrong with us? What is wrong with us? Good. God, I was listening to Cassandra's testimony on the Pistity trial and we're laughing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and this is of course that one, from what I gather.
Speaker 2:The CVs heard the same thing. She's strapped to a board and she's got all these different guys and they're putting, they're putting their dicks In every opening. She's got Inside any hole Ear hole, in her nostrils, in her mouth, the vajayjay and up to Willy Wonka.
Speaker 3:The Wonka. That's not right. But that's okay, We'll let it get away with that.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of dicks on you. There he's just freaking out and gets sick. And, of course, pistitty, the whole time sitting with a towel over himself playing with his little little ditty, little ditty.
Speaker 3:You know, I think I've heard of us, austin Powers has many me and Pistitty's got little Diddy. I think I've probably heard enough.
Speaker 4:Hey, where are the white women at?
Speaker 2:That's freak-off number 2085. Do you notice that she's got numbers on each freak-off? She's recalling them by number, how many she's done. I ain't done yet. Let's hit it one more time in there, Because let's see where we go. Okay, More testimony Cassandra At the Pistity Trial In the legal audio that we pay money for. So I hope you guys enjoy.
Speaker 3:I was just going to say don't forget who we are, the cancelled radio guys, and this is why we would have got cancelled.
Speaker 2:Because we're laughing.
Speaker 4:I feel, so bad for this woman.
Speaker 2:But I'm laughing at this testimony because I can't just picturing your mind. Anyway, we have one more piece of audio from the testimony. Okay, cassandra once again pissed at a trial. More live audio from last week. Okay, go ahead, roll that.
Speaker 4:Well, this one just gives me the most nightmares. Freak-off number one 2011. So the sicko calls it the golden shower. I was to lay there naked with some strange paid sex worker and he was to sprinkle me head to toe with a golden shower. I thought, oh, how nice, finally something that's not going to violate me. I thought he's going to sprinkle me with gold flakes and sparkling water, which I love, by the way. Then he said open my mouth but don't swallow. What Does he think? I'm Jewish? Next thing, I know straight feet. This hard stream of whatever is hitting me and he gets close to my head. I notice this sucks. Then he's spraying in my mouth and then he tells this guy to get a straw. Drink it out my mouth. Oh God, I'm like it's juice of hell. No, and that made me flinch and I spoke this man's pee-pee. And then he goes nuts. He's playing under his hand towel. Take a pill with the baby oil. Give me, I don't know, 200 bottles of mouthwash now, oh my God.
Speaker 3:Whoa.
Speaker 2:She turned into the hot to a girl.
Speaker 3:Our program has just turned into something completely.
Speaker 2:We are just totally white trash. Oh boy. Well, we all knew. They did say in the news about the about the pissing in the golden shower. They wouldn't give details. Okay, he had her open her mouth. This guy pissed in her mouth and told the guy to get a straw and drink it, which he refused to do, and she flinched and then she swallowed all the urine.
Speaker 3:Well, any consolation to a urine is sterile, so but all the same, I wouldn't want to do that. Yeah, urine is stale, and at least the body is sterile.
Speaker 2:Have you ever tasted urine? Have you ever drank your own urine?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Have you no, well, hell no. In other words, the answer is that Maybe I was lost in the woods and had no water or something, and then you have to wind up drinking your own urine just to have hydration. That's different, that's survival. This is the golden shower. Whee, oh gee.
Speaker 3:That's what.
Speaker 2:Trump does right.
Speaker 3:It's the same. I thought he was in for that in Russia. Excuse me, try that again Russia. See what I mean.
Speaker 2:Well, that's all we got. That's all we got, that's all we could afford. I thought I could sneak out. So there's four bits of audio testimony from Cassandra's testimony at the Pistiti trial and testifying about four different types of freak-offs. What was it? The reverse Oreo okay, mm-hmm. There was the doggy style with a real dog okay. There was the bondage thing fill up every hole you have on your body. That was different. And, of course, the one that did make the news, but no details. But we got details, which is the golden shower. The only difference is between Pistidi and R Kelly. R Kelly, well, he used his own pist, I mean, but here, oh, really.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Here Pistidi had some one pist for him, so you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, so like that enough. They probably want some more.
Speaker 2:I don't have, we don't have any more ideas, that's it. So hope you guys enjoyed that, and if you're out there laughing like we are, then you belong on this show. Subscribe and listen to the sick shit we do every week, all right.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, yeah, don't forget to subscribe. Subscribe, subscribe. I need a shower. Yeah, really, after that I do feel Good, God, you know. I mean I think I feel bad for her. I do too, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, that really is. Having to recount that stuff in a courtroom is tough enough as it is. It probably helps to know the fact that there's supposed to be no audio out there. Sorry, this is. We'll try to get some video. Oh my gosh, we're going to be walking out in handcuffs. How'd you get this shit and so?
Speaker 3:you know I'll be on TMZ next week, so you'll be somebody.
Speaker 2:we got audio.
Speaker 3:They don't, that's it Girls and boys.
Speaker 2:Radio guys strike again. We got yeah.
Speaker 3:Been a while, but I think we really hit the pay dirt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that may not be the right phrase, but I hope you guys enjoyed that, so we're going to move on. Yeah, Okay, let's move on to something not disgusting Trump, oh crap. He just came back from the Middle East and he went to Qatar. Did you pronounce it? Qatar? Is that how you pronounce it? Qatar, qatar, qatar, qatar, qatar.
Speaker 3:I like the stuff you bring up in the morning.
Speaker 2:He just went to make deals which really benefits more him and his family more than anybody else in the country, but he goes. Qatar is going to be buying billions of dollars worth of Boeing jets from us. Are they stupid? I mean, they're giving away these luxury planes, they're getting Boeing jets. They're going to fall apart and crash. That's probably a pretty decent deal, but he took the $400 million plane. If you don't know, it's sitting in an Air Force base in San Antonio, texas. Okay, yep, and people going. It's just not like the Air Force goes. We have to strip it and to reconfigure it. So it's a protective plane One. It protects him against certain weapons. It has all the communication stuff on there where he can get in, but things can be broadcast out. You can't pick up and listen. By the time it's all ready to go. He'll be done with office, maybe not, maybe not.
Speaker 2:Or that third term coming in there somewhere. He's going to figure it out right. So I'm not leaving until I get that damn plane. And why did they give him the plane? You know why? Think about it, Because they wanted to get rid of it. They've had that thing for sale for five years, since 2020. Nobody will buy it. No person will buy it. No country will buy it. They're going we got us a sucker. Here you go.
Speaker 3:Was it VJ Vance? Was it KJ VJ KJ what?
Speaker 2:is it? You don't know who your vice president is.
Speaker 3:No, and I don't care, take Redneck.
Speaker 2:Okay, like we are JD, how about JD?
Speaker 3:JD, jd.
Speaker 2:Vance.
Speaker 3:Why don't they just give it to him and put some lawn furniture in there and tack him down with some Velcro or something, and away you go?
Speaker 2:He can fly that plane and go when he does one of his visits to the Pope Yep JD sees the. Pope, Pope dies.
Speaker 3:He always goes to see the new Pope. He did, he did. Yeah, at least he didn't die this time.
Speaker 2:You've got to think about this though. Okay, so here's Trump gets the $400 million plane. It's in Texas. They're going to figure out what to do, whether they're going to do it or not. I think it would be better if you just built a brand new Air Force One, if we need one, because that way it's made in America made by. Americans and paid for by Americans, and it's just constructed from the beginning by Americans. Why would we not do that so?
Speaker 2:the plane's 40 years old. I'm sure the inside is very luxurious. I mean, it's a flying fortress man.
Speaker 3:Come on, they're going to pull the one that they gave to them apart. It's a total waste of money. The only thing they can probably use again might be I don't know the wheels. The only thing they can probably use again might be, I don't know the wheels.
Speaker 2:Well, think about this. Okay, so he's got a $400 million new plane. They're going to spend millions to configure it so it can become an Air Force One. Money, money, money. So he's spending all this money accepting these big gifts, but what are we stuck with? We can only have three dolls, ten pencils and three dolls, but he can get all this stuff for himself. That's our president. Thank you, sir.
Speaker 3:Thank you, sir. I think we should get into music now, not yet we don't have time.
Speaker 2:You've got to know this. Florida still has a death penalty. They put people to death. They put to death an inmate last week. He was known as the Casanova killer. Probably killed maybe 20, 25-plus people across the country, but, of course, like Ted Bundy, they got him in Florida and they executed him last week in Florida. His name was Glenn Rogers, okay, and, as you know, he gets his last meal. I'm not sure what that was, but usually you get a chance to make a statement. Some do, some don't. You would think that he may go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to my victims, I'm sorry, god forgive me. I love my family, something like that. He said none of that. You know what he said. This is his last words. Okay, ready, he goes, I agree. Last word yes, sir, he goes. President Trump, keep making America great.
Speaker 3:Thank you, I'm ready to go and he killed him. Pull the lever.
Speaker 2:I like that it was a good week for Trump. He got a new plane, he got a death of an MA going. You got my blessing.
Speaker 3:You know, here in South Carolina we just had an execution.
Speaker 2:Oh, you had one too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, by firing squad. Here's the thing, the last one they had, they screwed up with the medication for the lethal injection. Same guy, I remember that. Yeah, Right, Okay. So now this guy now comes up, for comes up again. He's like your number's up pal, Come on. And he said, well, I think I'll have by firing squad this time. And apparently they fucked that up too.
Speaker 2:They somehow managed he shoots you like three shots yeah.
Speaker 4:Or the shoulder.
Speaker 2:Exactly, you're in a gun state. You think you know how to aim a damn gun, okay.
Speaker 3:Well, the other thing was they said that they heard chatting and laughing right before they pulled the trigger.
Speaker 2:Hey, watch this you mean they didn't kill him, seriously, they didn't kill him.
Speaker 3:They said it took them a minute to die which is quite a long time.
Speaker 2:Probably deserved it. What the heck right you can put the death penalty for a reason. Okay, he did kill two people.
Speaker 3:That's true.
Speaker 2:Bye-bye. I love that this guy killed 25-plus people and his last words are President Trump doing a great job. Okay, ready to go? Fry me.
Speaker 4:They did an injection on him and they got it right.
Speaker 2:He was gone, Pissed himself and he was dead.
Speaker 3:That was it Perfect Golden showers again.
Speaker 2:The canceled radio guys come from music before we got into being obnoxious radio hosts. So what are we listening to this week? I know what you're listening to. I have it right here. I still always pick shit each week. So here's what he's listening to this week, am I right? We can't see it? Oh, because of the thing.
Speaker 3:Okay, how about that? Oh, flesh dance. Never anything current.
Speaker 2:I will go first, Let me go first. I picked this artist months ago. Everyone's going, who's that? I picked Loli Young, Messy. She has a new song out. I love it. Loli Young is my, what I'm listening to once again Loli Young. The song is called One Thing. Here we go Roll it. Oh shit, Because of the button dude, Play the damn song it is playing.
Speaker 3:Can't blame me for everything, Come on damn it.
Speaker 2:So you're Mary Ann. You use your computer speaker. Is that what you're going through? Computer speaker. Yeah, it's hard to hear you. I can hear you.
Speaker 4:I'm on a headphone, though I wonder if I can adjust, I can hear me fine, I can hear you fine.
Speaker 3:Oh, you can't hear me, huh, you can't hear your music.
Speaker 4:I don't know. I mean, it's a new computer. I don't know. I mean it's a new computer, I don't know, and it's saying it's defaulting through the headset.
Speaker 2:We can boost it up and play it back, it's ok ok, huh is this better now I can hear your music.
Speaker 4:Is this better?
Speaker 2:another great record for years. Truly thank you. Good pick? I think so. The lyrics are great. You've seen the video. The video's funny.
Speaker 3:Oh, I did.
Speaker 2:It sounds like watching a P Diddy freak off the video.
Speaker 3:It's just the song.
Speaker 2:You heard the lyrics right, so you know what's going on. Yes, exactly, it's like oh, the young's having a freak-off. Okay, so we'll just stick to the theme we're doing this week.
Speaker 3:This will not be on Radio 1.
Speaker 2:No question, here comes the big question yes, costello, what are you listening to this week?
Speaker 3:Well, I'll just go ahead and play it, if I can.
Speaker 2:That'll be a miracle. Go ahead. What are?
Speaker 3:Oh, same thing, I'm listening to yeah, amazing, here we go. Thank you, costello.
Speaker 2:Let me give it to Costello. Actually picked a decent song, holy crap.
Speaker 3:Thank you very much thank you, thank you, you feeling okay, I'm still in shock. After I don't know man, the whole world's gone crazy. I'm going with it.
Speaker 2:Where did you find that song at? It's pretty good.
Speaker 3:That was on YouTube actually. Good for you I kept scrolling around until I found something I had never heard of.
Speaker 2:What are they called again? The what?
Speaker 3:The Cannons, the Cannons.
Speaker 2:Dang Good job, Costello. Yeah, yeah, we can leave on a happy note. Yeah, we can. Thanks for hanging out on our Dirty Podcast. This week I picked a dirty song. We had dirty audio from, you know, from Cassandra.
Speaker 3:You realize.
Speaker 2:Cassandra's got her camera on. That means she's on part of the podcast now because we're looking at her. There she goes. Some strange white woman just popped in the podcast. That's your sister. Who's that? That's hilarious, that's funny, I just came to think of it. Must be Costello's sister.
Speaker 3:We've got to run, guys, elton.
Speaker 2:Fire or Costello Yep Got to run. So Squealing this week goes to Piss Diddy and even though there's a long way going to trial, I think we can safely say he's done and we can cancel him. Piss Diddy is gone. He's going to spend the rest of his life in prison like R Kelly. So Piss Diddy is canceled. Get by. We'll hear more testimony, We'll get some more audio, We'll have it for you on the show. Okay, Promise all right. So squeal out the pistis Squeal buddy. This time you get on the floor like a dang dog.
