The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 149 | DEC 13 2025

We discuss the great brownie debate, trade chaotic stories about cats and puppies, and share a bright yellow Christmas PJ memory.

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Transcript

Cold Weather Banter And 60-Degree Snow

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Here's what to expect on this week's episode of the River Morning Show Weekly Podcast. We open our Christmas PJs. It's a giant yellow onesie for our Christmas PJs. On the back side.

SPEAKER_04 0:14

Uh-huh. The bottom.

SPEAKER_02 0:15

The bottom.

SPEAKER_10 0:16

There was a smiley face.

SPEAKER_05 0:23

Thanks for pressing play on the podcast. You can find more on the on-demand. Link at riverradio.com. Uh Hannah, you know I complain all summer about how hot it is.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Yeah, because I love summertime.

SPEAKER_05 0:36

Yeah, and you do. You like sweating bullets, apparently. Um, I don't like it. I smell bad. So I like fall and winter because I I just feel more comfortable. Sure, okay. Is this a sign of me getting old because it's cold and I can't I can't feel my toes and I'm kind of over it.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

You're you, Josh, are not enjoying the cold weather?

SPEAKER_05 0:56

I'm just I'm concerned, and and it makes me wonder is there a place in in the US that is just fall all the time? Ooh, uh Pacific Northwest? No, but it's rainy and and they also get snow. And I like snow. Why has I have another question? Why hasn't God created 60 degree snow?

SPEAKER_02 1:16

Why like You haven't seen the the movie Frozen, have you?

SPEAKER_05 1:19

I have.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Well, Olaf has a forever little uh uh snow cloud above his head.

SPEAKER_05 1:23

Yeah, but like he has to be frozen. And I I don't want that.

SPEAKER_02 1:26

I would like I don't know how to solve this problem for you.

The Great Brownie Edge Versus Center Debate

SPEAKER_05 1:29

I have I got I got questions for God. I got questions. Christmas parties are here this time of season, and we had our first family Christmas. There were brownies involved. Yes, all the fixins. Uh it got me thinking though, what is your ideal brownie? Because I was happy to find many edge pieces still there. I like a good solid, not burnt, a good solid edge so I can either hold it or but I I like the crunch a lot of times of that part of it.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Right, right, right. Well, here's the thing there were a lot of edges left because the middle's better.

SPEAKER_05 2:13

It's it's not. You can't hold it.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Yes, you can.

SPEAKER_05 2:15

Not if it's an ooey gooey one. Oh, if it's ooey gooey.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

If it is ooey gooey, that's amazing. You just pop it on a plate and eat it with a fork or a spoon. However, most brownies, when brought somewhere or left to cool, the middle, you can still carry it around, but it's still a little softer.

SPEAKER_05 2:34

I've had many a middle brownie that gets kind of limp.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

Which is great. You put it on a plate and it's delicious. It's like that chocolate is still runny and that's so good.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

Brownies are hand food. It's finger food.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Who says?

SPEAKER_05 2:46

My fingers.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

Yeah, see that they do not make the rules. Your fingers do not make the rules.

SPEAKER_05 2:51

Produce your mic. Play tiebreaker because Hannah's being ridiculous. What? Yes, you heard me. I gotta go with Hannah's side. I love the middle.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

The middle is so good. You get more brownie. What's softer? It's so good. Who asked you anyway?

SPEAKER_05 3:08

Uh so you can play tiebreaker because Mike doesn't count. There's that. Um, you do count. We love you. You're great. Um what's your ideal brownie? Because I think I think the edges, especially a corner, it's got two edges.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

It's not a pizza. You don't need a crust. Like, you don't, it's not necessary. I'm not saying look, I'm not gonna turn down a brownie that has the edge. Like, I'm not gonna say no to that.

SPEAKER_05 3:31

And I won't turn down a brownie from the middle.

SPEAKER_02 3:33

But if you're talking creme de la creme, it is the middle, which is ooey gooey deliciousness.

SPEAKER_05 3:39

I disagree. Uh, call or text 800-609-1049 because now I'm hungry. I need to go find a brownie. The world is divided enough. Normally we unify, but not today. Because Hannah and producer Mike are wrong.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

When it's 2v1, doesn't that give a little bit of evidence that you might be wrong?

SPEAKER_05 4:00

Nope. It just means I have more people to evangelize with this.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:05

We have brownies at a Christmas party over the weekend, and there were plenty of them left around the edge, which made me happy, which means more people are wrong because I like an edge brownie. I feel like there's more going on there. I feel like I've accomplished more. I'm not talking accomplished more. I'm not talking burnt, I'm talking very pleasantly firm. And it's a handle where I can hold the brownie. If you get a middle one, you have to do that.

SPEAKER_02 4:31

This argument is wild because any brownie is a good brownie.

SPEAKER_05 4:36

However, I agree with that. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

If you have a choice between the edge piece or the deliciousness that is the ooey gooey center. Edge piece. Center, edge piece. Edge piece, no team. Center, you can't try. You can't hold it. Yes, you can. Not every brownie is undercooked. Whatever you're walking away with, you can hold the middle. You can.

SPEAKER_05 4:58

When you hold the middle and it sounds like there's a problem.

SPEAKER_02 5:02

That means it's undercooked. However, I will still get a spoon and eat it.

SPEAKER_05 5:07

Hashtag salmonella.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

But no! But there are middle brownies out there that are gooey, but you can still carry it with you.

SPEAKER_05 5:14

I don't think so. Producer Mike, what are people saying on the text diverse? David is on your side.

SPEAKER_01 5:19

That's the boy, David!

unknown 5:20

Woohoo! Yeah!

SPEAKER_01 5:22

He said he likes the crust better any day of the week. It's the perfect blend of gooey and crunchy, and somehow it has more flavor. That does not represent my view, by the way. That's okay. That's David.

SPEAKER_05 5:33

So David, all right, so it's me and David versus you two. I'd take us in a fight. Absolutely. Uh so Steven, you can play tiebreaker. What do you like better? Which is the correct brownie? Side with me, please, on the uh on the edges, not the middle.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

Uh well, I I personally uh I love the middle, but I I love making awkward pieces and just kind of making my grandma mad when I was younger. Oh you're a potster triangle or some weird rhombus shape. No. You're out of here just creating chaos. I was that I was that kid.

SPEAKER_05 6:09

Steven, Santa's going to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking, man.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

I know. I indefinitely know.

What Wasn’t On Your Bingo Card

unknown 6:18

Bingo!

SPEAKER_05 6:18

What wasn't on your bingo card this week? Because it's been a week. So what was not on your bingo card, Hannah?

SPEAKER_02 6:24

Oh boy. Uh, that we had to decide that fish, our cat, has to be locked up every mealtime. Every he is in jail, straight to jail. What is he doing? He has become a little selfish booger. And every time we go to eat, whether it's at the kitchen table or on the couch, he comes flying out of nowhere, takes one claw out, dives at the plate, and takes something off of it. It can be a crouton, it could be a noodle, it could be a piece of lettuce. Fish is fishing. Fish is fishing with his single claw in the We were we were putting up with it and dealing with it until his fishing isn't so accurate. And he starts stabbing me.

SPEAKER_05 7:06

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

He keeps stabbing my hand. On Tuesday, he jumped up onto the couch and clawed into both of my knees. Yikes! And he's the friendliest fella. Right, right, right. So he's not being mean, he just doesn't know how to retract the claws when he's hungry. And he shouldn't be hungry.

SPEAKER_05 7:23

Well, he's a feline. He's he was made by God to kill for food.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

So much food, always available to him, but he wants our food. Uh-huh. So now I have to lure him into the back bedroom with a treat so he doesn't think he's being punished and lock him away. I did not know. We had cats growing up. We never had to lock them away at mealtime. And now, straight to jail, every time, every single time, he has to go.

SPEAKER_05 7:47

Well, that wasn't on Hannah's bingo card this week. What wasn't on yours? Call or text 800-609-1049. Bingo! So what wasn't on your bingo card this week? You did not see it coming, and it came anyway. For Hannah, it was having to having to put her cat in jail.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

Straight to jail every mealtime because he keeps taking one claw, no matter if we're at the kitchen table or on the couch, and he runs away with a crouton or a noodle or a piece of chicken. Or your skin. That's what broke us is that it was annoying at first, but we're like, oh our sweet kitty cat, we give it hungry. And then he starts missing the plate and starts stabbing your hands. And I'm like, no more.

SPEAKER_03 8:31

We're done. And you said you grew up with cats.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

And they never, no, they never tried to get our food. So this was just new to me. Maybe, maybe you're just a bad cat mom.

SPEAKER_10 8:39

Oh, how dare you? A line has been crossed today. The audacity.

SPEAKER_05 8:46

I just laughed so hard I got dizzy. Wow. Okay. What was not on your bingo card? Laura, go ahead. Uh you've got something?

My Hero Wears: Stories From Listeners

SPEAKER_07 8:53

Yes. So I was just laughing about this because yesterday was Wednesday, and my son is four. He'll be five next week. Okay. Um, and he goes to preschool Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday. Yeah. Um, and I took him to school anyway yesterday, not realizing it was Wednesday because we had a snow day Tuesday. And everyone's looking at me crazy, but nobody said anything. I ended up leaving and I came to work, and my son's grandpa usually watches him, and he calls me and says, Where's where's Darien? And I was like, Oh, I took him to school. And he's like, You're not supposed to today. It's Wednesday. So I called the school and they were all laughing, and they thought it was just funny. They were like, he can stay. We just thought maybe we wanted to bring him today.

SPEAKER_05 9:37

That's when that's when you know you've got a good kid. Yeah. If they're at least willing to like, he can stay. He's no trouble at all.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Fill in the blank. My hero wears a cape! Well, well, it could be a cape, absolutely. But maybe that blank is my hero wears army boots. My hero wears a firefighter helmet. Maybe your hero does wear a superhero cape, or maybe it's an apron or a worn-out baseball cap. We'd love to hear who that person is for you and why they're your hero. For example, in my life, my hero wears chicken pants. Chicken pants. What is that?

SPEAKER_05 10:27

I have so many questions and thoughts, nothing came out for a second. I was shocked.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

They wear chicken pants? Yeah, so my my hero is my mom, and she has these pants that have little chickens all over them.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

They're actually super fun and trendy, and they always make me smile. She's had them for a while now. And I think she's why I love fun pants. I am currently in tie-dye jeans. Yeah, right. You are.

SPEAKER_05 10:51

You do have a lot of fun pants.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

I I I love them. I probably get it from her. And she's not my hero just because she has cool, trendy pants, but because she has the biggest heart, she's a fighter. She'll fight to accomplish a job, she'll get it done. She'll fight to stand up for her faith. She'll fight to protect the people she loves. She just is a hero in that regard.

SPEAKER_05 11:13

And and like a regular superhero, she has a costume.

SPEAKER_02 11:16

She does! She has fun chicken pants! It's chicken pants, lady. I'm coming to save the day. I know. She's always wearing something trendy and cool. It's why she's called glammy. Oh, that's so great. That's so great. She is my hero, but I want to know how you'd finish the sentence. My hero wears, fill in the blank, and share why. Or if your kiddos around and they've got an answer, let them hop on the phone too. We'd love to hear from them. Call or text 800-609-1049. Quick question. How would you finish this sentence? My hero wears. Maybe it's a stethoscope, a worn-out hoodie, or even I know, I slipped on it. I'm not trying it again.

SPEAKER_10 12:02

Don't speech impediment nightmare resurfacing. Say it again. I'm not. It's stethoscope. Stethoscope things. You had to underline it.

SPEAKER_05 12:12

My hero says stethoscope.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

That is literally, I'm back in my speech courses. It's fine. High five across the table. Yes, ma'am. It's fine. Why do I speak for a living? Way to go. Anyway, maybe your hero is a speech pathologist that helps you speak normally in life. Yeah. Somewhat. Maybe your hero wears a worn-out hoodie, or even maybe they wear a superhero cape themselves. Whoever it is, you can share all about them. Call or text 800-609-1049. Eli texted the morning show. He is five years old and he said, Scrubs, duh. What do you mean, duh? Because it's his mom. His mom is his hero, and he says, My hero wears scrubs.

SPEAKER_05 13:00

Yes, she does.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

Eli, that's amazing. Thank you so much for sharing. I know we have Missy. Missy, how do you finish the sentence?

Matching Christmas PJs: Yellow Onesie Saga

SPEAKER_08 14:09

My hero wears a hospital gown. Can you tell us about him? My son. He is 26 and wasn't supposed to live past the age of three. And he is my hero. He was born missing a chromosome. He is the biggest miracle ever. And he has five hundred surgeries and procedures. And he walked and he talked and he graduated high school. And he got a certificate from Columbus. And he is a walking, talking miracle.

SPEAKER_05 14:46

What is your son's name?

SPEAKER_08 14:48

Eric.

SPEAKER_05 14:49

Eric is also now my hero.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Yes. And Missy, what is one of your favorite things about Eric?

SPEAKER_08 14:56

Um, he's funny and sarcastic like his father.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

Sounds like he makes you smile in so many ways. Yes, he does. Fill in the blank. My hero wears what? Maybe it's army boots, a firefighter helmet, maybe it's a worn-out baseball cap. We'd love to hear who that person is for you. Call or text 800-609-1049. For example, in my life, my hero wears chicken pants.

SPEAKER_05 15:34

Chicken pants.

SPEAKER_02 15:34

Chicken pants, because my mom has these really cool pants that just have little chickens all over them.

SPEAKER_05 15:39

Why does she wear chicken pants?

SPEAKER_02 15:40

Because she's trendy. She's willing to try new and weird things.

SPEAKER_05 15:45

You missed it. The answer is McCall! Come on, I set it up. I set it up.

SPEAKER_10 15:51

You're supposed to spike that, Anna. I'm so upset.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

Anyway, she inspired me. I I always love to wear fun pants now. I'm in tie-dye jeans right now. But she's my hero because she's just really brave. She'll fight for what she believes in. She'll fight for her faith. She'll fight for her people. And uh everyone knows that she is just a fierce mama. And we call her glammy for a reason in her chicken pants. All my chicken pants. So you can fill in the blank. My hero wears. What? Call 800-609-1049. Good morning, the river. Good morning. Are you calling to finish the sentence? My hero wears crown of thorns. Oh that's the best answer. Hey kiddo, what's your name? Ian.

SPEAKER_05 16:38

Ian, you've got it right, man. Our hero wears a crown of thorns, and one day he's gonna make everything all right again.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

Ian, why is Jesus your hero? Because he died on the cross for us.

SPEAKER_05 16:52

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02 16:53

You've got that right. Amen.

SPEAKER_05 16:55

Nailed it.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

Wow. How old is Ian? How old are you? Eight. Eight.

SPEAKER_05 17:00

Nice job, man.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

And you've already got it all figured out. Buddy, we hope you remember that each and every day. And we're so thankful that Jesus put that courage in your heart to call and share all about him. Thank you so much. Thank you. Matching Christmas PJs can be so cute. And they can also be pure chaos.

SPEAKER_05 17:25

I think it's both most years. Actually.

SPEAKER_02 17:27

So what's your favorite or funniest Christmas PJ memory? You can call or text to share. 800-609-1049. Oh boy, let me tell you, you are in full in.

SPEAKER_05 17:40

This is coming from somewhere between her ears, and I cannot wait.

SPEAKER_02 17:43

Well, so my family every year we do matching Christmas PJs, and I love it. And the one that is just stuck in my brain forever. We were probably, my brother and I were nine, my sister was probably 11. We open our Christmas PJs, and it's bright yellow, like a neon yellow.

SPEAKER_05 18:01

Like, look at me, even in the dark, you can't get away from it.

Puppy Training, High-Reward Treats, And Chaos

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Oh yeah, glow in the dark for sure. Start pulling it out, and you think, oh, bright yellow shirt. Pull it a little higher. Oh, the pants are attached to the shirt. Uh-huh. Sure. It's a giant yellow onesie for our Christmas VJs. That is. Right. It had the little footies to like the true essence of a yellow onesie.

SPEAKER_05 18:24

That's the scariest phrase I've heard in a long time. A bright yellow onesie. Yeah. When it's not a baby.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

We're not like infants. No. We are nine years old and older wearing these bright yellow onesies. And there's more. Okay. There's more. And I'm going to try to say this delicately. Oh no. What? Because on the back side.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Uh-huh. The bottom?

SPEAKER_02 18:46

The bottom. There was a smiley face.

SPEAKER_10 18:52

Then if you had to go use the restroom, there were buttons that could unflap. It had the bottom flap.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Oh my word.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

You cannot be serious.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

Look, as far as onesies go, that's pretty handy.

SPEAKER_05 19:10

You don't have to get fully undressed to do your thing.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

It's like the romper for women. Like it's this this was a good song. It was a good song.

SPEAKER_06 19:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

So that is seared in my memory for life, these bright yellow, smiley face onesies that we wore quite proudly back in the day. But what is your favorite or funniest Christmas PJ memory? Call or text to share 800-609-1049.

SPEAKER_05 19:35

Please call and text to share because I want a different memory than the one you just gave me.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Christmas mornings in matching PJs are always so memorable, usually for their cuteness level, sometimes for the crazy chaos. My twin brother and I were nine-ish. My big sister would have been 11 when we opened our Christmas Eve Christmas present. And inside were these bright yellow onesies. Yep. Bright yellow onesies and not done there. With smiley faces on the um the back side. The rump flap.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

The rump flap.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

And that rump flap could open in case you had to go.

SPEAKER_05 20:23

Because everybody knows what happens. You ain't gonna talk about it anymore. I'm so uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

My parents are funny. So whether it's a chaotic memory or a cherished sweet one, you can call or text to share your Christmas PJ story. 800-609-1049. Lynette, what's yours?

SPEAKER_09 20:45

Um, when my kids were younger, their dad was sick and he was in a nursing home. And every year, Christmas morning, we woke up and we all had our Christmas PJs on. And that that Christmas, I had snuck his. PJs to him, and the nurse made sure that he had his PJs on when I took the kids to go see him, and they were just so surprised that you know their dad had the same pajamas on that they did.

Satan Is A Loser: Hope And Victory

SPEAKER_02 21:15

Oh, now do you remember what they looked like? Were they like plaid pajama pants or some of the classics like that?

SPEAKER_09 21:21

Um, they weren't plaid, they were like white and red. Um they weren't they weren't yellow.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Yeah, they say no more. Uh yeah, yours sounded more like a candy cane. Ours was not Christmassy at all.

SPEAKER_05 21:36

I don't know where they came up with that idea.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

Who knows? Like probably saw it in like some magazine and said, we must do it. It must be done. Order free. Well, Josh, I didn't even ask. Do you does your family do matching pajamas?

SPEAKER_05 21:48

We do, yeah. Not often do we do mom and dad also match PJs? But there was one year we did, and and it was we took a picture with everything that was it was super nice.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Were they very Christmassy?

SPEAKER_05 21:59

They were not. Oh. I mean, they were they were like an ugly Christmas sweater design, but it was uh they were Cleveland Browns.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Well, ugly was the right word choice there.

SPEAKER_05 22:09

We've never felt more like losers at Christmas because I mean you invent new ways every single Sunday. Every Sunday. Take what is supposed to be the Lord's Day and make me think the wrong things. Yeah, I know. Come on, guys.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

Bringing a puppy home means chaos and giggles and so much patience.

SPEAKER_05 22:32

Oh, that wasn't the P word I thought you were gonna say.

SPEAKER_02 22:35

Well, that too.

SPEAKER_05 22:36

Patience, yes. Patience.

Live Show Invite And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_02 22:38

We are in the midst of training our little puppy. He's his name's Bear. He's just just about four months old. He's he's closing in on a little guy, so we're we're really, you know, batting down the hatches on training, not just potty training, which he's almost got completely down. Oh, right, you're gonna be able to get it. He just has, yeah. Just if we're not watching and he drinks too much water, we that's when we have little accidents. But otherwise, he's pretty good. So now we're on to the sit, stay, come, lay down. There's a fun one we're working on called Middle, where he goes in between your legs. So if you're out and about and he needs like to get away from all the people in the chaos, he comes in between your legs.

SPEAKER_05 23:17

That's not gonna work for very long. It's gonna be huge.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

But we're hoping it'll just still be good if we need it.

SPEAKER_05 23:23

Middle, I'd like a horsey ride.

unknown 23:25

Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 23:25

Middle. Let's get at it.

SPEAKER_02 23:27

So, fun fact, actually, the Swiss mountain dog in its origin history was called the poor man's pony. No, yeah, because of how big they get, and because if you weren't wealthy enough to afford a horse, you got a Swiss mountain dog to drag all your stuff around. Goodness gracious. I know, the more you know. So I took him to his first puppy training class, and I'm thinking, all right, we've started at home, so this will be a good foundation. He was by far the worst one.

SPEAKER_05 23:59

The worst. I was hoping by far the best. Was he by far the cutest? Like was by far anyone. They're puppies. I'm not gonna say he by far the biggest paws, like anything that he had.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

He was just the most, we'll say it this way, he's the most independent. Ah, so the only way you can get this dog to listen is if you have a what they call it, a um uh a treat? No, but it's uh like a high reward treat. Like it can't just be any old treat.

SPEAKER_05 24:28

It has to be like a quarter pounder, but it's gotta be a whopper for this guy.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

He needed a true incentive to listen. Otherwise, he's like, There are other dogs over here, like there are toys all around because there's supposed to be distractions they're working through.

SPEAKER_05 24:43

Does he care about money? Like, can you give him a quarter?

SPEAKER_02 24:46

I think he just likes to be his independent little self, and he just would not pay attention to mom. And I'm looking at him going, you're making me look bad, buddy. You're making me look bad. But he was still really cute. But then I just learned that from now on, moving forward, we are buying the most expensive, most extreme luxury, probably all organic treats to get this dog to sit down.

SPEAKER_05 25:12

Hannah, it's an observation that I've had here currently in just the last few seconds. Okay. Bear didn't fall far from the tree. Like he's he's a lot.

SPEAKER_10 25:19

We're a little bit of a bougie. He's a lot like his mom. Bougie. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 25:24

Hannah does a lot of things here at the river with high reward treats, also.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

I mean first and foremost, hear this. It is not nice to call people names. Correct. Don't do that. It's not kind. I feel like there's a but coming. There is a however. Yeah, the however. I'm about to break that rule for just a second because there is someone that is the absolute loser. Capital L.

SPEAKER_05 25:56

Loser. Are you are you about to put an L on your forehead? Nope. Nope, nope. Just reminds me of my junior high days. Please don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

But that person is the devil. Satan is a loser. Are you calling the devil a loser right now? I am. He's a loser. Okay, good. When Satan rebelled in heaven, God cast him out, and guess what? He lost. Loser. When Satan tempted Jesus in the wilderness, Jesus overcame each temptation. Satan lost. Loser! When Jesus performed miracles, healing the sick, casting out the demons, raising the dead, Satan lost.

SPEAKER_06 26:34

Loser!

SPEAKER_02 26:36

And when Satan thought he won, as Jesus hung on the cross, you know it, three days later, Jesus defeated death itself and Lehu Zeh. Satan lost. Yeah! So whatever you are facing today that feels like this world, that maybe Satan has an edge on you, that he's one step ahead. Look to the truth and remember God has the victory and God has you. And Satan will never win because he was and is and will always be a loser. Loser!

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Hey, you're invited to listen to the recording of this podcast live. How? Where? It's simple. You can share every weekday morning with Josh and Hannah on 1049 The River in Columbus, Ohio, or online at riverradio.com.

SPEAKER_05 27:27

It was a journey, but we've made it together. Thanks for listening to this episode of the River Morning Show weekly podcast.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

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