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Tease And Hidden Surprise

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Here's what to expect on this week's episode of the River Morning Show Weekly Podcast.

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Hannah, you and I and everyone else, we've got our cupcakes.

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So you're not going to hear us for a minute.

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All right, so the baby reveal. Get that unwrapped so you don't need foil. The baby doesn't need foil. Okay. All right, in three, two, baby gender reveal for Hannah and Chris. Thanks for listening in on the River Morning Show weekly podcast. Subscribe, rate, comment, say nice things, whatever. You can find more when you click on demand at riveradio.com. And hidden inside today's podcast episode is kind of in a weird and gross way also hidden inside Hannah.

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Oh no. Right? Yeah.

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But it's also God's handiwork happening moment by moment. Keep listening for the baby gender reveal.

Food Crimes: Bizarre Lattes

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Woo-hoo! In the kitchen justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups. The chefs who make the food and the people who eat the food.

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Oh, that's me.

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These are their stories, the horrible crimes committed against food, bizarre latte flavors edition.

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Listen, don't be messing with my coffee!

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From the evidence bar, the Avo Latte stands accused of reckless breakfast endangerment. Espresso and milk served inside a hollowed-out avocado. Sounded like a joke until people actually tried to sip the guacamole adjacent coffee. Messy. Confusing. Unnecessary.

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Yeah, I yeah. I don't know.

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Authorities then arrested the garlic latte. Stop right now! For first degree bad breath assaults.

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Life in prison.

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Espresso milk and actual garlic. Uh-uh. Promised nutty death. But delivered full pasta night at sunrise energy. Multiple mints were entered into evidence. Oh my word. Next up, the fish sauce latte. Come on, people! Espresso milk caramel and a splash of fish. Listen, Jesus needs to get himself back right now. I know. Deeply suspicious. Finally, the wasabi latte.

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Okay, I'm actually here for this one. What? Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe.

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It is sushi mixed with your coffee.

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I just thought the spicy, no.

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Spicy impersonation of your morning beverage. Witnesses reported sinus clearing and emotional betrayal all before 8 a.m.

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Guilty on all counts. I object to this entire conversation.

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So, all you perpetrators of food crimes out there, beware! We will share your stories. There will be justice, and of course, there will be fridge and order.

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You can tell when your pet is like less than pleased. For a dog, usually it's like a growl or a bark. For a cat, it's usually they're looking at you like they always look at you. Ah, judgy. Alright, excellent. Maybe your bird keeps dive bombing you. I want to know what it is that your pet weirdly hates. Something just sets them off. Uh-huh. And you're like, it was this? You decided it's this today. Call or text with what that is, 800-609-1049. Hannah, you have a zoo. Uh-huh. Yeah. He's just a dog and a cat, but what sets off one of them?

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So we just learned one of these things this weekend. Uh, Bear. He Bear is the dog. Bear is the dog. And we were sitting there eating dinner, and my husband Chris gets up to go get a can of Diet Coke from the fridge. Now it's the caffeine-free one, just so you know. So it's a gold color. Okay. That may matter, may not. He puts it on the coffee table. Bear loses his mind. Like he's excited. Weirdly hates it. He is terrified. He's angry.

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A can of Coke.

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Can of caffeine-free Diet Coke because, well, I don't know why, but he's never been upset by the fresca we drink. Uh-huh. He's never been afraid of the silver can of Diet Coke. But for some reason, the gold can of Diet Coke. I have videos. This 70 plus pound dog is sprinting and screaming in his way away from a gold can of Diet Coke. My husband did it again last night. Same results.

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Must be the aspartame.

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That's it. He's like, cancer. No! None for you. That's it.

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It's funny because Ollie, our dog, he is smaller. Um and he doesn't like the thing he weirdly hates is affection. What? By that I mean if I hug my wife, he's like immediately no. He is right there. He is barking, he is yelling at us. He doesn't want involved. Oh. He's small enough. We picked him up and we do like an we call it an Oreo hug, but we put him in the middle, and he's trying to get out of there.

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So he doesn't, he doesn't want to participate. No. He's just mad that you guys are hugging each other.

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And he he doesn't want us for himself. Like we'll go sit on the couch and he doesn't come and cuddle with us. He just doesn't like a hug.

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Do you think he thinks one of you is attacking the other? I like that this is a sign of aggression.

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I have three teenage sons and we have wrestled around and he doesn't seem to mind that. It's when I hug my wife. It's like, excuse me, sir, you will not become a wedge in our relationship. So what is it that your pet weirdly hates? Call or text 800-609-1049. And maybe in your house it's a hug. Maybe it's a can of caffeine-free diet. Coke. It's so weird. What is it that your pet weirdly hates? For for us, in my house, it's the hug. Anytime I hug my wife, my dog Ollie appears out of nowhere and he is not having it. Mm-hmm. And for you guys, your your very large dog.

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Huge dog. Just we just learned he's terrified specifically of the caffeine-free Diet Coke cans.

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Because he's fine with a silver can.

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But will not stand for the gold.

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The gold one. No go.

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Terrified runs away. They can't even see colors. Anyway, I don't know.

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Yeah, whatever. Um, producer Mike, some people to jump in on text. What do you got?

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Jason in Worcester said, I'm a musician, but my cat hates when I pick up my guitar.

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Oh no.

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She starts hissing and runs away. Jason.

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Oh.

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Maybe we need a different hobby.

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Or a a music instructor.

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Yeah, maybe. Keep practicing, bruh.

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Okay, anyway, uh, thanks for listening. Um, what else? Stacy in Circleville said, My dog named Joe hates the wireless printer. Yeah, I could see that.

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Yeah, I mean, that's scary. All of a sudden, this machine is pushing things out like magic.

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Yeah, he doesn't like it when you try to load it with paper, and he doesn't like it when anyone starts printing from it.

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Yeah, yeah, for sure.

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I could see like a dog jumping and running away.

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Uh-huh.

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Julian Worthington said, My 100-pound moose of a dog is terrified of hair ties.

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What? Hair ties?

Deep Dish Vs New York Pizza

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Julie, are you shooting him at the thing? What's going on? Producer Mike is here to stir the pot. Would you rather? What is it today?

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I so would you rather have Chicago deep dish style or New York style foldable crust? Nah, no, no.

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Oh, it's so easy. That foldable crust is the best. You're a crust folder? Absolutely. I want a big old slice that I can fold and walk with. You don't even need a plate, you just walk around with your zaw.

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Do you do a lot of walking while I do?

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When I have that, you can't do that with the deep dish. And even if you say you had like one, a paper plate, the deep dish just makes it crumble. It's like not good.

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That's because the deep dish pizza is real pizza.

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No, no. Yes, it's I would argue that a New York slice is more like a real pizza than a Chicago deep dish. That's a pie.

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I appreciate a Chicago deep dish because I've accomplished something.

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You can only have like one slice of that though.

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Excuse me, I've had three. I am on well, but I've had three.

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Exactly. And the great thing about a foldable walk-in pizza is how you can dip it so well in like ranch. Have you ever had um Mickey's late night slice, their uh unicorn sauce? You would love it. It's like smoky and spicy, but you can't you can't get the corner of a deep dish pizza into it.

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Okay, you can take a bite of the deep dish like with your fork.

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No, because you're getting crazy. You're not a fork and pizza, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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The only thing I like on top of a pizza, you know, besides more toppings, would be another slice of pizza. That's a great topping from pizza.

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You can do that with a foldable pizza.

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It's also called Chicago deep dish. They already beat the physical physical.

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It's not like three inches deep. You can have like maybe one slice and then you're done. I'm a quantity eater.

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You keep saying that.

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Because it's true. It's true. Foldable New York style pizza. I'm walking here with my pizza.

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Okay, you can chime in, accent or not. Would you rather Chicago Deep Dish or foldable New York style 800-609-1049? Would you rather? Producer Mike has done it again. Hanna and I are fighting. This is fun. It's a food fight today, and Hannah likes New York style.

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Yeah, the one you can fold and carry around with you.

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I would prefer a deep dish Chicago pizza because I feel like you've accomplished something after you're done. Uh, what say you? Chaplain Bob, here from the river. All right, so this is the call's coming from inside the house.

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Well, what do you say? Well, let me say this. I love the pizza so much, I love them both ways. However, Josh, you laid out an argument about the savory flavor of pizza, where Hannah explained the convenience of the mechanical part of eating a pizza. Uh-huh. So, given that argument, I have to go with you, Josh.

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That's what I'm talking about. Oh, come on, Bob. It's a flavor expansion. The flavor is still there in the New York style.

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Get a napkin, Hannah. Get a napkin.

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Is the New York style also like a sweeter sauce, generally, or not?

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I don't, I'm not sure. I've had so many, like I actually lived in Chicago for a time, and I would say each deep dish tasted different. And I would say my New York style tastes different every time. So I don't know.

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I don't know. Diving into the deep dish. Awesome. All right. So Pastor Bob or uh Chaplain Bob and me, we we win.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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One voting, and so we gotta go.

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Chaplain Bob called, but there are many friends jumping in and texting the River Morning Show.

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I think those are all just nope.

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They're valid. No. Producer Mike, what are friends saying through the text machine?

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Joel is on your side, Hannah.

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Yeah, Joel.

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He said foldable crust for sure. Yes. Alyssa is also on your side.

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Come on!

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100% foldable crust. Yes. And then tomorrow said, Hannah had me with the fork argument. I'm gonna vote for foldable pizza just because of it.

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In case you missed it. Josh started talking about eating pizza with a fork. You're talking about which I'm pretty sure is listed as a no in the Ten Commandments somewhere. That is absolutely against the rules. No forks in pizza.

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When we get to heaven, I'm taking you and we're gonna go talk to Jesus and ask, is this against the rules or not? It's all a lot can be said about where you and your spouse or fiance or your significant other had your first date. And we're hoping you'll say a lot about it when you call or text. 800-609-1049. For my wife and I, it wasn't anything spectacular. It was Olive Garden.

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When you're here, you're family. Exactly. I love that.

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And so we became family.

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Yum, endless breadstick.

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It was amazing. I did hammer some salad that night.

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It's the best. It really is.

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How about you and your husband?

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Our first date was at Milestone 229. That was downtown Columbus on like the Soyota River.

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I'm so glad that is a place because I I drive on freeways a lot like most people do. And I think Mile Marker 229. No. He just pulled off the freeway.

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But it's funny, you said you're so glad it's a place. Um, it's no longer a place. Oh, it's not a place anymore. Oh, it went out of business. Well, you should have gone back. We did for one date. I forget like what dating anniversary it was. But good news, supposedly a new restaurant is opening there sometime this year. So now at least we can go sit in that same spot.

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And don't take the idea of stopping at mile marker 226 or whatever. That's not gonna be the police will be like, excuse me, what are you doing? Uh there were others uh in the on this chat that I saw. They had some more interesting first date places. Okay. Florio said I did the bowling first date. Cute. It was the most fun I've ever had. What? Uh Whitney, she said uh she and her date did an escape room. I would not.

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I love escape rooms. I think they're so interesting. I mean, that would be a lot of pressure for sure, and you'd see how somebody reacts under stress.

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But they're so fun. And then Lauren said, I once had a first date at IKEA. We just walked around and critiqued the rooms and ate hot dogs from a cafe.

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That's winning. Wait, you're eating hot dogs at IKEA? You gotta get the uh meatballs.

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Well, I they this they didn't say everything they ate. Okay, hopefully they had some meatballs. I mean, it was a little more portable. You just hold the hot dog in your hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about you? Interesting, like off the wall or not, where was your first date place? Call or text 800-609-1049. And if you're looking for, praying for, hoping for some kind of place to take your significant other, maybe it'll be the first date for Valentine's Day. Huge. You might need an idea or two, or you just go to your favorite place, whatever, whatever that is. But uh you can share if you are further down the road in your relationship where was the first date place? Call or text, 800-609-1049. All right, Steve, you're up. Uh, the first date was a McDonald's and a movie.

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Oh, I love that. Do you remember what movie you saw?

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Of course, Home Alone.

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So cute.

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Legends everywhere. I love this. That was the first date. We watched that movie at least once or twice every year.

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Oh.

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So I'm assuming the date went well then.

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Yes, it did.

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And we've been married for 34 years.

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So congratulations. That is so cool. We're so honored to hear a little bit of your story.

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And plus, you set you set the standard right away. Like, listen, we're gonna be frugal. And anytime we go to McDonald's, it's romantic because that was our first place. That is true. So, Steve, thank you. And uh Hannah went to a place that they drove out of business, so it's not there anymore.

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I know. I'm sure. You didn't go enough.

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I know, I know. My wife and I went to Olive Garden. They're doing fine. So Yeah, they are.

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It's that endless salad.

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My uh my daughter works at an Olive Garden now. Not the same one that we went to, but still.

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I know, but because we're talking about it, now we need it for lunch. I know, thank you. Thank goodness.

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All the carbs and pasta and things. You and the baby. Yes. By the way, if you don't know, Hannah's pregnant. Anyway, uh, so she and her husband are super excited. We just throw it in there. Uh, producer Mike, we had uh several people chime in on the River Morning Show Facebook group. So what are folks saying there?

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Karen said we had our first date at the roller skating rink.

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Oh, yeah, that's painful. What? I mean, just go slow. You just have to look a little wobbly, but so fun.

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Never helped me. Oh she said that he was late and she thought for sure that she was getting stood up, but just turns out he had a flat tire.

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Okay, well, that's a decent excuse. That's what you could call how I felt after I fell down too many times. You were a flat tire.

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Brandy said our first date was at a truck stop. What? Really? They sat in the parking lot and talked for hours.

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You know what? Back in college, the only thing to do around the place, like around the area, was to go to McDonald's at a loves truck stop. So I bet it was a similar situation.

Epic Food Mishaps

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Okay. All right, we approved this message. Right. I said we were too young to drive and we're accompanying to Burger King and to see Shrek 2.

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The best.

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Listen, my first movie was to see the my first date was to see um, like in my life was to see the movie Sidekicks with my girlfriend. It was terrible. I'm trying to remember what it was. It was it was like a Timu um version of Karate Kid. It was awful. It was just awful.

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Now I have to look it up. You feel confident walking in with a perfectly packed meal until the lid pops off, the microwave explodes, or sauce gets everywhere but your plate.

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I don't need this kind of negativity in my life. No.

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What's the funniest food mishap you've had at work or school? Call or text 800-609-1049.

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And I'm just gonna say right now, microwaving fish at work is not a mishap. No, you're a terrible person. That's just a no-no.

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You're a bad person if you do that. So I heard a great one this weekend, but it's it's covered in mystery and intrigue. Interesting. Okay. I was sitting with my husband and my father-in-law, and my husband swears this story is true, and my father-in-law is absolutely like, no, this never happened. Okay. Never happened. My husband claims one day my father-in-law came home from work and shared the story that he had taken a hard-boiled egg to work and was sitting at his desk and decided to start cracking it to enjoy a snack.

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Well, we all know where this is going.

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So he goes to crack it on his desk. And there sits a full raw egg just plopped right there all over his desk. But I just love that there's a battle of did it or didn't it happen?

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This is one of those where they will both take to their graves.

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They will.

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The story they're telling.

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And I'm sorry to my father-in-law, but I really want to believe this is true.

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Oh, yeah, I think it's food mishap. I believe it's true whether it actually happened or not. Sorry, father-in-law. It's a better story if it did happen. Josh, do you have any experience with this? I do. This was like from my childhood. My mom and brother and I were going to the pool. We had a pool in our neighborhood.

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Yeah.

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And so we were going, my brother was in charge of getting the Kool-Aid. So he put that together, and we go to pour out some Kool-Aid at one of the rest uh times. And it was the worst-tasting Kool-Aid in the history of the earth. Oh no. He forgot the sugar. Oh. He just thought everything was in the pack. And so then my mom's like, uh, so we had to like go buy drinks.

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Okay.

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Or whatever, because it's the middle of summer.

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But nobody, like, the Kool-Aid, red Kool-Aid didn't end up in the pool and people thought there was a shark attack or anything, right?

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No. No. Okay. Just making sure. A lot more fun. Just dump it. Just sugar-free cards. I think it was a green kind.

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So it's like, no. Who harmed what?

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I don't like that at all.

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No.

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What is that funny food mishap that you or someone you know has experienced, maybe at work or school? Call or text to share. 800-609-1049. You have this story. Everyone has this sad story where your food betrays you.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

I mean, I was just making burgers the other night and they ended up smelling like feet.

SPEAKER_05 20:24

Ew! Okay. Well, that's definitely a food mishap, but it may have been a It was a date mishap, I think.

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Okay.

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A cooking mishap? I don't know.

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It wasn't my fault. I'm blaming the cow.

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But what's the funniest food mishap you've experienced? You can call or text to share. 800-609-1049. Jeff, what did that look like for you?

SPEAKER_01 20:47

Uh, this is many years ago. I was back in college. My mom had recently passed away, and my friend's family had invited me to come stay with them. Well, one night I came home uh from being out with friends, and I had a really bad headache, and I gone to the refrigerator and poured a couple of what I thought was red Kool-Aid to take the bathroom. And they had the worst powerful tea. And I walked into the living room and asked the mom, I said, What the fuck was that juice? And she now falls on the floor laughing. Here she had made pickled eggs and it was pickle juice. Not even pickled, and what makes it even funnier is her husband did the exact same thing about five minutes before me.

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So she just left it there on purpose. Who's my next victim? Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

So for the next uh 20 years, every time I'd see her, she would just fall laughing all the time. I believe it. Telling that story.

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So the other way you can get a hold of the River Morning Show is through text to 800-609-1049.

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Tracy in Akron texted in. She said, My food mishap happened over 20 years ago, and my kids who are now grown never let me forget it.

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Of course not.

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She was making lasagna and she was also trying to clean as she cooks as a good mom does. She was shaking the parmesan cheese on the lasagna when her kiddos came in and said, Mom, wait, no. It was comet. The cleaning supplies. It was comet. You know, the same green can. How do you get that wrong? Because you're a busy mom. You're doing 12 things at once.

SPEAKER_03 22:28

It sounded super judgy. I'm not trying to judge any mom. At all. The smell alone.

Live Gender Reveal: It’s A Boy

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Well, yeah, once you dump it out, but once you dump it out, it's too late. It's true. Right? Leanne in Westerville shared that her husband was at Bob Evans sitting at the counter during his work travels, and the counter was full of other business people. And when he got his food, he grabbed a bottle of ketchup and was shaking it while he was reading an email at the same time. Yeah. Well, all of a sudden, out of the corner of his eye, he sees the ketchup just go flying. It doesn't land on him. It lands on this poor man next to him who had to get on an airplane for a meeting. The blessing in this is that Bob Evans paid for his dry cleaning bill. Oh my goodness.

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It is time, everyone.

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Oh boy.

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We have been waiting so long since Hannah and her husband Chris announced that they were going to have a baby. We wanted to know. See, you say baby.

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Well, baby.

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So we're gonna find out we have the uh gender reveal party literally happening here.

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I don't know if we've ever had this many in the studio before.

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If you'd like to see this, it's on the River's main page, search River Radio on Facebook, and you can see it there. But we have a few things to get through. First, everyone has guessed, and right now it's uh it's trending girl. And uh Joe from Middays just came in. So, Joe, what is your guess for uh boy or girl for Hannah? I think it's gonna be a boy.

SPEAKER_05 24:06

Oh, does that put us at 50-50?

SPEAKER_03 24:08

50-50. Take a cupcake, don't eat it yet.

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So make sure to put your guess on the River Radio Facebook page. That's where the live stream is. Go ahead and do that because we have a little a little game to play before we reveal. So you can get your guess in. Go to River Radio on Facebook.

SPEAKER_03 24:22

And so I've got some questions here to ask you about being preggers. Okay. Bun in oven. Uh-huh. Um, are you carrying high or low these days?

SPEAKER_05 24:33

I'm carrying a lot of bagels right now, but I'd say low. Okay. Low.

SPEAKER_03 24:37

Uh a low belly says boy.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:40

All right. So how about uh when it comes to cravings? Sweets or salty, savory? What are you what are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 24:47

I think it's a mix, but I'll lean more heavily savory.

SPEAKER_03 24:50

Okay, well, salty savory also is boy.

SPEAKER_05 24:53

Interesting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

All right. None of this is revealed by the way. These are old wives' tales. Um morning sickness. Have you been battling severe morning sickness, or is it is it more mild, non-existent?

SPEAKER_05 25:04

Honestly, praise God. It's not morning sickness. That phrase doesn't make sense. It's evening sickness.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

Interesting. Well, it's morning somewhere.

SPEAKER_05 25:10

Yeah. So I've had, yeah, I've had really bad evening sickness. So I say it's been more than mild.

SPEAKER_03 25:17

Oh, but still sickness. And it's been severe. That says girl.

SPEAKER_05 25:21

Oh, see, it's wives' tales.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

Just a few more. Uh, have you heard your baby's heartbeat yet? And if so, have you? Yes. Okay. Is it racing above 140 or cruising below 140?

SPEAKER_05 25:31

It's above 140.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

That's a girl.

SPEAKER_05 25:33

Oh, are we 50-50 now?

SPEAKER_03 25:35

So far, 50-50 in guesses with everyone in the room.

SPEAKER_05 25:38

Everything is 50-50.

SPEAKER_03 25:39

And 50-50 on these wives' tails. Um, are you having any changes in your skin glowing or breaking out more than usual?

SPEAKER_05 25:47

I've had the two biggest mountain acne spots. They were terrible. The one is just now healing. So acne.

SPEAKER_03 25:55

I wasn't gonna say it.

SPEAKER_05 25:56

I know, but you were looking at it.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Alright, so anyway, how could you not? Um, so girl! That's what acne says. Girl. How's the hair doing these days? My wife lost so much hair when she was pregnant.

SPEAKER_05 26:08

Oh no, mine's been growing really fast.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

Okay, so growing fast means boy. We are still even. This is wild. All right, one more, last one. Lastly, your hands and feet, are they toasty warm or are they always freezing?

SPEAKER_05 26:19

So I have to always have socks on, but they're burning up. Oh wow. So hot. Hot, hot toes for sure.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

Extremities are burning. Yes. That means boy.

SPEAKER_05 26:30

I feel like the points are made up. It doesn't matter. This doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_03 26:34

That's that's not wrong. And so we we finally come to it. All of the guesses from the river team in the room, we are even, myself included, boy versus girl guesses. All of these wives' tales come out just eeked over the top, boy, with how you are currently trending. All right, so uh Hannah you and I and everyone else, we've got our cupcakes. So you're not gonna hear us for a minute because we're chewing. All right, so go ahead and get that, get that on wrapped so you don't need foil. The baby doesn't need foil. Okay. All right, and three, two, baby gender reveal for Hannah and Chris. Uh-huh.

How To Listen Live And Wrap

SPEAKER_05 27:18

I thought our teeth are gonna be blue. Little baby boy due in August. Husband is over the moon. He was like fist pumping when he did the gender reveal. Yep, there's a little bit of blue, a lot of bit of blue in the middle of these cupcakes. Very excited. Just so blessed by it. And our friend Alex shared earlier that she thought I was giving boy mom vibes. You were right. I get to be boy mom, which is super excited for all of it.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

Congratulations. We are so excited for you. Thanks everybody for coming in. Thanks for watching and listening to the gender reveal party. And uh, JP, your wife's cupcakes that she made. Amazing. Oh my word! Wow! Hey, you're invited to listen to the recording of this podcast live. How? Where? It's simple. You can share every weekday morning with Josh and Hannah on 1049 The River in Columbus, Ohio, or online at riverradio.com. It was a journey, but we've made it together. Thanks for listening to this episode of the River Morning Show weekly podcast.

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