Am I Too Old to Pee my Pants?

We bounce from awkward workplace moments to big graduation-season questions about calling, career detours, and trusting God in the plot twists. Along the way we laugh about slang that refuses to die, adult-style senior superlatives, and a pregnancy sneeze story that Hannah will never emotionally recover from. 

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-Josh & Hannah

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Transcript

Cold Open And Quick Welcome

SPEAKER_07 0:00

Here's what to expect on this week's episode of the River Morning Show Weekly Podcast. So I head to the bathroom, I go to the stall, I close the stall door, and I sneeze.

SPEAKER_02 0:13

That was the one, huh?

SPEAKER_07 0:15

Squeeze. And all the way down my leg.

SPEAKER_05 0:20

I sneeze.

SPEAKER_04 0:27

Thanks for checking in on this podcast. You can find more when you click on demand at riverradio.com.

Summer Heat And Happiness Scale

SPEAKER_04 0:32

Hannah, on a scale of one to ten, how happy are you?

SPEAKER_07 0:35

Oh, I I'd say like an eight.

SPEAKER_04 0:37

No, I think it's a ten. I think you're wrong. It might even be eleven.

SPEAKER_07 0:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 0:41

Because as of this recording, in a mere couple of days, it's gonna be in the 90s.

SPEAKER_07 0:45

Praise the Lord, he is good. Come on.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

I'm reminded of Adam and Eve when they made a poor choice and brought sin and death upon this world. Oh any temperature above 75 is oppressive to me.

SPEAKER_07 1:00

I will be the heat miser. You can be the snow miser. Yeah, whatever. And it'll be great.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

I'm that guy.

The Intern Joke That Flopped

SPEAKER_01 1:10

Stop overthinking it.

SPEAKER_04 1:11

These thoughts of an overthinker brought to you by that extroverted moment I had yesterday. Uh-oh. Which I immediately regretted. So at the river, our community engagement team every summer has interns, and the first two interns were here.

SPEAKER_07 1:24

Yeah, they seem really nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:25

They really do. I don't often interact with the interns, and so I was feeling good. Yeah. I walked by. Well, they're so busy all the time. And then I walked back because I was like, I'm gonna say hello. Good. But let's put a smile on their face today. So I popped my head and was like, are these the first new interns? And our community engagement director is like, yeah, yeah, they are. And I said, suckers. They did not laugh.

SPEAKER_07 1:50

No!

SPEAKER_04 1:51

So it went downhill from there. I came in to introduce myself and Josh from the morning show, you know, that whole thing. So we shake hands or whatever. I get their names, and then I start backing out and tripped over a desk.

SPEAKER_06 2:04

No, you did not. Yes, I didn't. No, you didn't. So not only did they not laugh at your joke, but you can't walk backwards? Yes!

SPEAKER_04 2:11

Yes! And then, and then producer Mike shows up on the scene, and so you got to see me stumbling like a doofus out of the office.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

How did it look from your angle, man? Oh, I'll just put it in Gen Z terms. I think you lost some aura. Yes, thank you. Thank you very much. I was cooked.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 2:31

Is that it? Are you scaring the interns away? This is why I don't talk to strangers. You know what? Actually, I'm gonna backtrack on that. I'm really proud of you. Because you made an effort. You put yourself out there.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

This is why I don't! But it's a baby step towards like now that that's happened, what else could go wrong? Anything. You're good.

SPEAKER_07 2:53

You're good.

Graduation Dreams And Life Plot Twists

SPEAKER_07 2:56

It's graduation season, which means young men and women all across Ohio are getting ready to venture into that next big important phase of life. Whether it's careers or college, anything in between. And I think about that time of life and how it's filled with so much anticipation of how you think your life will go. And often God goes, plat twist. I have something else in mind for you. We have no clue what's coming. I know. So it got me thinking, what did you want to be when you grew up? And then what did you actually become? For example, when I was like wee little, I wanted to be a wolf. You can't do that. Nope, nope. I had to give that up for obvious reasons. So then when I headed to college, I actually went in to become a videographer. Oh really? I wanted to make nature documentaries or baby wolves. Yes, absolutely. Okay. Yes. I lasted one semester. One! And was like lugging around all this heady, heavy video equipment is awful. Don't ever make me do this again. And God said, Yeah, that wasn't what I had in mind for you. And as you can hear, he brought me into radio ministry, and I'm so thrilled that he knows better than me. My journey went from wolf to videographer to radio. Okay. So what was your journey? What did you want to be when you grew up? And what did you actually become? Call or text 800-609-1049. High school and college seniors are getting ready for their next phase of life.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

That is crazy to think about.

SPEAKER_07 4:45

I know it's graduation season, and that season of life is it's so exciting and it's so funny. Because I remember setting out to become a nature videographer and God going, no daddy for you. And he led me into ministry, and I'm so grateful for it. But I never saw it coming. So it begs the question: what did you want to be when you grew up? And then what did you actually become? Call or text 800-609-1049. Josh, what about you?

SPEAKER_04 5:22

When I was little, I wanted to be a police officer.

SPEAKER_07 5:25

Oh, yeah, that's a classic. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 5:27

Because I wanted to drive fast.

SPEAKER_07 5:29

Okay, that's the interesting motive. But yeah, that's that that makes sense.

SPEAKER_04 5:32

It was the only reason why I wanted that. So very quickly, when I realized, oh, protect and serve.

SPEAKER_07 5:37

Well, and you know what's even funnier about that is if you and I are heading to the same event, like say we have a concert across town or somewhere, you never drive fast. No, I don't. No, you're like pokey back there. Of the police. Just because of the room. You do not have a lead foot in the slightest.

SPEAKER_04 5:56

I'm a rule follower, and so I could have probably upheld the law.

SPEAKER_07 6:00

I guess that makes sense because at that point you would have been, by the rules, allowed to speed.

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Yeah, and then in high school, I wanted to be in radio. And look at this. Yeah. Here we are. God worked it out.

SPEAKER_07 6:10

So sometimes it does work out. Yeah. Producer Mike, what are some friends sharing?

SPEAKER_03 6:15

Casey said, I wanted to be a teacher, but in college, my mom suggested that I get a part-time job at a local bank. Okay. I wanted nothing to do with someone's money, but now I'm a branch leader with 17 years of banking experience. There you go. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 6:29

Yeah, that is a plot twist, and I love that you stuck with it.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 6:32

God opens doors, you just walk right through it.

SPEAKER_07 6:34

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 6:34

Pretty good. Gene said, Growing up, I wanted to be a teacher, but I went to cosmetology school instead. I worked for just a couple of months and then I became a stay-at-home mom. Wow. That's like two twists in a row.

SPEAKER_07 6:46

Well, I love it because you had the heart of a teacher who we love our teachers. You now have the knowledge on how to do like hair, which with you have little girls, it's perfect. It's a stay-at-home mom. You saved yourself so much money.

SPEAKER_03 7:01

Julie said, I wanted to be a zookeeper. Ooh. I'm now a relationship educator that goes into schools. So she said, close.

SPEAKER_07 7:11

Same, same. So true.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

Amazing.

SPEAKER_07 7:15

You can share what you wanted to be when you grew up versus what you became when you call or text 800-609-1049. Jared, what about you?

SPEAKER_00 7:24

So yeah, when I was a kid, I either wanted to be a surgeon. Like a doctor, or I thought it'd be really cool to be a fighter pilot. Yeah. Yeah. I actually have a weak stomach, so that kind of ruled out both of us.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

Oh no! Okay, so can we ask what you are now?

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Go for it.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

I gotta guess. What about like a banker?

SPEAKER_00 7:45

No, actually, I do work with my hands still. I'm in the tray some sheet metal worker. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_04 7:51

Okay. It works again, plot twists, but the only one getting twisted is us because God knows the steps. Yeah. Looking ahead where everybody's gonna everybody's gonna end up.

SPEAKER_07 8:01

It's so good.

Slang Words We Still Say

SPEAKER_07 8:03

The word cool has been officially deemed as the most successful slang word of all time. Really? Like successful? How do you measure success? It has lasted through the generations. Okay. So cool, like meaning a good thing, has been on the scene since the 1950s. Really? Every generation has adapted it, adopted it into their slang vocabulary. That's so cool. Exactly. But think about it, like I'm sure you said it growing up. I've said it growing up. I know uh like my nieces and nephews still say the word cool. Shaggy and Scooby said it. Yes, they did. Yes. But it's really been a slang word that's hung on, and uh it just got me thinking what other slang phrases, or maybe it's a word, have you hung on to, whether it's been deemed cool or not?

SPEAKER_04 9:04

Oh, so maybe it's even something that you still say that's the the groan. Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_07 9:12

Call or text to share, 800-609-1049. My husband Chris made fun of me the other day because I used the word gals. Me and the gals are going out to dinner or the gals are getting together. And he said I sounded like something out of like a 1940s prom. He's like, All right, boys and gals, it's time for the jitterbug. Oh, good grief.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

Yeah, I can see the poodle skirts now.

SPEAKER_07 9:41

I was like, what? I feel like gals is still acceptable today.

SPEAKER_04 9:46

When my wife goes out with her friends, I just say girls. I don't say gals are women, even though they're grown women.

SPEAKER_07 9:51

Gal pals, maybe that's like why I say it is because I know we're not like young girls hanging out, but to call us the ladies feels too formal. So you guys aren't ladies. The gals are hanging out. We're not dancing doing the jitterbug. But apparently it was cringy to him. He's like, stop saying gals. Okay. Okay. So what's that slang word or phrase that you have hung on to? Call or text to share. 800-609-1049.

SPEAKER_04 10:20

And while you're dialing, everybody's swinging.

SPEAKER_07 10:25

You're the bee's knees, the cat's meow. Maybe these are some old slang words or phrases that you've hung on to.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

Actually, I don't know anybody who says bees knees.

SPEAKER_07 10:36

No, I don't actually either.

SPEAKER_04 10:38

And be like, really?

SPEAKER_07 10:39

But it was just recently announced that the word cool is the most successful slang word of all time hitting the scene in the 1950s, and every generation since has used it as a normal part of their vocabulary. So, whether it's deemed cool or not, what is the slang word or phrase that you have held on to? Call or text 800-609-1049. Josh, you said some things.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

Well, I don't appreciate that. You weave in some phrases and words. I think I'm trying to think of something old timey. Like I say howdy. That's just southern. And it is? Howdy? Well, I know it is southern, but isn't it also old? Like I Is it old Southern? Like howdy. I don't say it like Southern, I just say howdy instead of hello.

SPEAKER_07 11:30

I mean, I guess it has, but I guess I would say it's old and it it's lasted. Like I would say that that's that's one that could be close to the word cool. So, Josh, I'm actually really proud of you.

SPEAKER_04 11:41

Have I done it or have I not done it? You've done it. Okay, all right, I did.

SPEAKER_07 11:44

I guess I was hoping for more cringe. Sorry. I wanted something that embarrassed you.

SPEAKER_04 11:48

Don't worry, keep listening to the show.

SPEAKER_07 11:50

It'll happen.

SPEAKER_04 11:51

At some point.

SPEAKER_07 11:52

Cody has stood the test of time. So that's a pretty good one, actually. Oh, right. I know, I know. Some friends are texting in the slang word or phrase that you've held on to. Producer Mike, what are they saying?

SPEAKER_03 12:05

Terra said, I say nifty.

SPEAKER_07 12:07

Yeah, nifty's a good one.

SPEAKER_03 12:09

Nifty's a good one. Yep. Brittany said, uh, mine is swell. Oh, that's swell.

SPEAKER_04 12:15

That's nice, that's good.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Swell. Owen said, I like to say ahoy when I answer the phone.

SPEAKER_07 12:22

Ahoy!

SPEAKER_03 12:23

I'll say ahoy sometimes too.

SPEAKER_07 12:25

But that okay, both of you. One, Josh, you're not in the south. And what's it? You said Owen?

SPEAKER_03 12:31

Yeah, Owen says ahoy.

SPEAKER_07 12:33

Owen, I don't think there's a very large body of water around here. What are you sailing? I guess maybe he's up in Cleveland and he's on Erie. The biggest thing we have is Lake Erie. And then Lake Erie still isn't an Ahoy. I don't know if it's an Ahoy. But I I do appreciate that. I I I would be caught off guard if I heard someone say that.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

I'll especially say Ahoy if there's chips in front of it, because that means cookies.

SPEAKER_07 12:56

Of course. My husband has one that cracks me up every single time I hear it and it catches me off guard, even though I know it's a part of his daily like vocabulary. He is constantly on the road for his job. He's driving a lot across the state of Ohio. And whether we're on the phone or I'm with him in the car, if somebody cuts him off in traffic or you know does something that they shouldn't on the road, he goes, They're lucky they I can't give him a nuggy. I can't give him a nuggy. I'm like, a nuggy? How old are you? Across the land, high school seniors are biting at the bit as graduation ebbs closer and closer.

Senior Superlatives As Adults

SPEAKER_04 13:40

I believe the theme every year is GET ME OUTA HERE!

SPEAKER_07 13:43

Absolutely. And one of the few things that helped fill the slow moving days are senior superlatives.

SPEAKER_04 13:52

These are so fun.

SPEAKER_07 13:53

Do you do you remember if you got one back in high school?

SPEAKER_04 13:57

I got a real one. It wasn't a joke. Yeah. I was like most musical.

SPEAKER_07 14:01

Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 14:02

I played an instrument, I sang, I acted in plays and stuff.

SPEAKER_07 14:05

Yeah. I remember my entire senior class was like on edge. Like, will I be assigned one? Like, what am I gonna get? Because I graduated from a huge graduating class, so you weren't guaranteed to get one. We had 44 people. Oh, yeah. I think we had 400 people. Some people got two.

unknown 14:22

I know.

SPEAKER_07 14:23

Well, I didn't get one and now I feel left out. Okay. So I think we need to bring this back. So if you really think about it, what senior superlative would your friends and family assign you now?

SPEAKER_04 14:36

Oh, like today.

SPEAKER_07 14:37

Yes. Oh, jeez. Call or text 800-609-1049. So you're most likely to what? Or best what? There are things like most likely to be famous, most likely to become president, most contagious laugh, best smile. Maybe one comes immediately to mind for you. If not, if you have a family or friend group chat, just throw it in there. Let's create some chaos and fun this morning.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

How about most likely to need his wife to tell him which way is up?

SPEAKER_07 15:07

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 15:08

I do not have a compass in my head, and she does.

SPEAKER_07 15:11

Oh, well, Josh, good news. Because that's the that's number four for you then, because I had three in mind for you this morning. I don't like this. No, they're not bad. I don't like this at all. They're just accurate. Goodness sakes. The first one, which probably goes with not knowing which way is up, is Josh's senior superlatives would be most likely to overthink that time you didn't wave at a neighbor. Absolutely. It's gonna spin in your brain for days.

SPEAKER_04 15:39

It was almost yesterday, but instead I walked over.

SPEAKER_07 15:41

Oh because you didn't want to overthink it later.

SPEAKER_04 15:45

Just go say hi. Just go say hi.

SPEAKER_07 15:46

Josh is most likely to switch accents mid-sentence.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

Not sure what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07 15:53

Where could I have gotten that? And finally, you would win the award for best get off my lawn energy. Yes, please. You're a dad who knows too much, you've seen too much.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

I can't get out of this. So I need you to get out of it.

SPEAKER_07 16:09

But it is your turn to share. If you were to get a senior superlative today, what would your friends and family assign you? 800-609-1049. Most likely to become a professional athlete. Most likely to sleep through an earthquake. Best homemade cookies. It's senior superlative season, and as someone who didn't get one in high school, I think you and I get a turn. It's our time to assign ourselves a senior superlative season.

SPEAKER_04 16:48

A very millennial of you.

SPEAKER_07 16:50

I know. But you don't even have to assign it yourself. If you can think of what your friends and family would deem you most likely to or best fill in the blank, what would be your senior superlative today? You can call or text 800-609-1049.

SPEAKER_04 17:10

And um Hannah decided to surprise me with her senior superlatives for me a moment ago.

SPEAKER_07 17:17

Best get off my lawn energy.

SPEAKER_04 17:19

Yeah. And so, uh, so Hannah, you're gonna receive your comeuppins. Okay. Hannah is most likely to judge your spreadsheet.

SPEAKER_07 17:28

Look, the columns and rows, they better be labeled efficiently, is all I have to say.

SPEAKER_04 17:33

Color coding and everything. Okay, all right. I thought so.

SPEAKER_07 17:36

Of course.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

Uh Hannah is the best bagel biter. Because each morning you can tell where she is just by listening.

SPEAKER_07 17:45

Yeah. Which also means I'm the worst bagel toaster. Yeah, you always think them all so bad.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Uh and last, most likely, this is Hannah's senior superlative from me, most likely to complain about the most normal things. Uh-oh. Because you're pregnant and everything hurts now.

SPEAKER_07 18:02

Everything. Just sitting here hurts. I've sat down.

SPEAKER_04 18:05

Look, I walked through a doorway.

SPEAKER_07 18:07

Most likely to know I'm coming because I'm grunting everywhere. Yeah. You and your bagel, and then you're grunting. Oh, Hannah's in the hallway. You're like an ooyer in a cave. I'm okay with that. That's fine. Right. As long as people know about it. But it's your turn to shout out your senior superlative 800-609-1049. Jessica, what's yours?

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Most likely to embarrass my children by wearing my inflatable hippo suit. Yeah, it's like a fantastic hippo suit. It's like a giant hippo and it has a fake hippu on it. And it has a little fan, it zips up. I'm fully covered by this whole thing, and it just blows up in a giant suit. And I initially bought it because during COVID, I ran a mock group. And so when everything closed down, we built me and my assistant delivered gifts to all of the moms. And we were both wearing like dress-up suits. And so we just like ran around to people's houses. It was pretty hilarious. And then I went and picked up my kids at the bus stop, and that was like mortifying. It's amazing. And I wear it like whenever I get a chance.

Pregnancy Problems And A Sneeze

SPEAKER_07 19:17

You are too old to be peeing your pants.

SPEAKER_04 19:22

Who are you talking to? Well, who are you talking to right now? This context.

SPEAKER_07 19:27

Hold on. Today, I just entered into my third trimester.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

Oh, you're talking about you, aren't you?

SPEAKER_07 19:35

We're in the home stretch, exactly 12 weeks away from little baby's doo days. That is amazing. Isn't that crazy? It feels like it went so fast and so slow all at once.

SPEAKER_04 19:47

I'm impressed this entire time you keep saying baby.

SPEAKER_07 19:50

Baby, baby, baby.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

Anyway, it's the same way every time.

SPEAKER_07 19:54

So the nursery is 75% done. Okay. The baby shower is planned. I'm peeing my pants.

SPEAKER_05 20:04

It's great.

SPEAKER_04 20:07

Reason number 893. It's great to be a guy.

SPEAKER_07 20:12

Whether you've been pregnant before or your wife has been, you know that the wrong laugh or sneeze is dangerous. It is just one of those funny things that comes with pregnancy. Get to a what happens? Okay, well, this weekend I was at my mother's or at a mother's day lunch with my entire family. We had been sitting and eating for a while, and I stand up and I realize I need to go potty for like the 24th time that day already.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

You have a child resting on your blood.

SPEAKER_07 20:45

Yes, exactly. I get it. So I head to the bathroom, I go to the stall, I close the stall door, and I sneeze.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

That was the one, huh?

SPEAKER_07 20:58

I sneeze and all the way down my leg. I mean Praise the Lord. I was wearing a dress. It was easier to recover physically, but emotionally, I never will. How is this happening?

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Is one of God's greatest movies.

SPEAKER_07 21:24

I made it so close to the toilet.

SPEAKER_05 21:26

I made it so close.

Would You Rather Redo High School

SPEAKER_03 21:31

Would you rather? Would you rather have to redo high school knowing what you do now, or instantly remember every embarrassing thing you've ever said in front of your entire eyes? Oh, jeez.

SPEAKER_07 21:46

Right. That last one.

SPEAKER_04 21:49

Hannah, this is an easy one for me.

SPEAKER_07 21:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 21:51

Because that last one is my life already.

SPEAKER_07 21:54

You just relive all your high school embarrassments?

SPEAKER_04 21:56

Even middle school and elementary. Just yesterday, I was thinking about something dumb. Mom, I said when I was eight, and I was like, geez, that was weird.

SPEAKER_07 22:03

So that means you just want to stick with that? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 22:07

Here's the reason, because this I can't get away from it. So I may as well just lean in. So here's the other thing. People will say, boy, if I could go back and do it all over again knowing what I know now.

SPEAKER_07 22:16

No! That would be the worst thing ever! I don't know. Because like, right knowing what I know now, I wish I would have paid more attention in my language classes. Like, I wish I could speak more fluently in another language.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

See, for me, that would be like, could I take my adult work ethic with me back to high school? Yeah. But if I know everything I know now and I'm in high school, the whole thing's a pointless.

SPEAKER_07 22:42

No, don't say that. There are high schoolers listening. No, I mean like all the drama and all that stuff. Okay, I was like, yes, I didn't need to know the area of a rhombus, but sign cosine tangent. What even does that mean? However, I would love to go back. So I'm gonna go with the other one. Because I would love to go back and take French seriously, also probably weave in Spanish classes and just be really intentional about it and be a trilingual speaker.

SPEAKER_04 23:11

I know a little bit of French and Spanish.

SPEAKER_07 23:14

And it would be nice to know more.

SPEAKER_04 23:16

Hola!

SPEAKER_07 23:17

No, that's not enough. No, come on! And that's no, that was so terrible.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

You know exactly what I said!

SPEAKER_07 23:25

You said hi ha ha! Yeah!

SPEAKER_04 23:28

Yes, I did.

SPEAKER_07 23:29

That's not enough.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

Okay, fine. So uh produce Mike Sam again. So as you're listening, you can play tiebreaker because Hannah and I have gone completely off the chain.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

Would you rather have to redo high school knowing what you do now? Oh, that's terrifying. Or instantly remember every embarrassing thing you've ever said in front of your entire high school.

SPEAKER_04 23:49

Yeah, that one's bad too. All right, play tiebreaker. Hannah wants to go back to high school with an adult brain. Uh-huh. I'm just gonna stay where I currently am, remembering every dumb thing I've ever done. Call or text 800-609-1049. Would you rather go back to high school, do it all over again, knowing what you know now? Uh-huh. And that was Hannah's pick. Yep. Or would you rather remember every embarrassing thing you ever said in high school? That's my pick because I do it already.

SPEAKER_07 24:21

So what if I guess the equation? Like, what if that meant you wouldn't have to, though? Still. You don't want to go back to high school.

SPEAKER_04 24:29

I would take it because I don't want to go back to high school with the mind of a grown-up because all of it would be like so the classes are important. Yeah. Everything else is like, this is wasted time.

SPEAKER_07 24:40

So you would know that and you wouldn't get into the drama. You would just like disregard it and actually focus on your studies. Me being a nerd, I love that idea. I love to just go back and study and take it seriously. All it was was drama? But no, but you're a grown like you would be you would know what you know now and you'd be able to avoid it. Yeah, that that won't matter. I would have no friends, then. I I would just be so excited to like study again. I loved writing papers. I loved test taking. What is wrong with you? I just found it so satisfying. So to go back and be more serious about it, yes. Yes, please.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

I only cried in high school a few times, and some of them were because of tests and papers. What in the world? We've got some people texting. You can play tiebreaker because we've split on this. Call or text 800-609-1049.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

Producer Mike, who is saying what? Bryce said, I think I'd want to go back to high school just so my body doesn't ache as much getting out of bed in the morning.

SPEAKER_07 25:38

Oh, I love that. Okay, actually. With you there.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

I give a nod to that one.

SPEAKER_07 25:43

Yeah, you're always coming in in the morning saying I'm snap, snap, crackle, popping.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

So there you go. Uh-huh. Michaela said, I was homeschooled, so I'd stand in front of the quote unquote crowd, which is my mom. Well, she already.

SPEAKER_07 25:56

That's cheating. Less embarrassing moments. Yeah. You didn't fall on your face in the middle of the cafeteria.

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Mom already knows them all. Yeah. Yeah. Jesse said, My kids bring home schoolwork, and I don't remember how to do any of it, so I'd still fail high school, even knowing what I know now.

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See, learn. That's the point. You start at the beginning and get to learn it.

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Once again, I go back to my calculator can do that in 0.3 seconds. I don't know that I actually need to learn

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