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The Great Oreo Debate
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We trade Oreo opinions, try to figure out how to unplug from our phones, and laugh about voice texting fails.
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Cold Open And Quick Tease
SPEAKER_07Here's what to expect on this week's episode of the River Morning Show weekly podcast.
SPEAKER_03All my wife wanted was a bacon a toe. Oh, so concerning. I was grabbing dinner on the way home and she'd asked for a son of baconator.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But you can't voice to text baconator. That's not a word.
SPEAKER_03And so it was like barometer, bacon a tour, bacon a toe. I thought my wife was in trouble and I was about to call the cops. Thanks for pressing play on this podcast. You can find more all kinds of different conversations happening when you click on demand at riverradio.com.
Hannah’s Maternity Leave Countdown
SPEAKER_03And Hannah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Hannah, I know. This is your last one for like ever. No, not forever. Don't start that rumor. No. Last morning show podcast before I'm off for maternity leave. Oh, we're so excited, though. A little baby. He's not little. No, he's not little. He's huge. He's in the 97th percentile. I've been told that it can be off by one and a half pounds either direction. Oh no. I'm hoping that he's a little smaller than they think. Otherwise, I don't know. The watermelon is rough.
SPEAKER_03When our first son was born, the entire maternity ward came for his way in.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_03Word travels fast in that place. If you've got a crowd, you know you just gave birth to a toddler.
How Do You Eat Oreos
SPEAKER_03Some people use a fork, some people will split it apart, and some people, like Hannah, are a psychopath.
SPEAKER_07What? What?
SPEAKER_03So we're having this hallway conversation, and Hannah pipes up with how her husband eats an Oreo. So explain, please.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it was very uh shocking and revealing this week. I don't know if we've ever had Oreos in our home together. And he gets a mug of and puts milk in it. That's all very normal. He has his Oreos sitting beside him, normal. But then he has a fork. I'm like, why? Where does a fork does he cut it with a fork? How is he using a fork? So he he puts the fork into the double stuff cream so that he doesn't have to put his fingers into the milk. Right. And he dunks it on the end of the fork into the milk. And I think that is the weirdest thing. I don't want to eat my Oreo with a fork.
SPEAKER_03If I split mine apart and I eat the cream first and I don't dip it at all.
SPEAKER_07Which I think that is like you might need to go talk to your counselor.
SPEAKER_03Okay, well you can come with me, lady.
SPEAKER_07No, because that is the driest fine. No, no milk. Nah, I didn't. So I would eat it plain without milk if there was no milk available. But you're saying if there's milk in the house and Oreos, you're not gonna get a mug of milk. Nope.
SPEAKER_01No, I because no and but I stop focusing on milk.
SPEAKER_07You you do what? Little messy? I've broken the code in the best way possible because it's delicious. So I get my mug of milk, and immediately I throw in a whole Oreo. Just put it in there. Let it sink. And then I continue to eat my next three or four, however many I'm eating.
SPEAKER_03That is disgusting.
SPEAKER_07So that then, no, then I drink the milk at the end, and there's this really squishy, really yummy, soggy Oreo at the end. And sometimes you kind of have to let it hit your face.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Let me explain to you what this sounds like to the rest of us. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_07My husband has watched me do it twice now, and he's like, what is going on? But it tastes so good and it's absorbed all the milk. And he goes, Is that why there's always like residue at the bottom of your mug?
SPEAKER_03It's disgusting.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but it comes right out. It's fine. It's fine. It's delicious.
SPEAKER_03Alright, you're listening to this. I want to know how you Oreo because Chris's, I can get a I could I could get on board with it.
SPEAKER_07No, you shouldn't need utensils with Oreo.
SPEAKER_03There's mine that's dry, so you get to taste the entire Oreo, and then Hannah turns hers into like a bread pudding. It's so good.
SPEAKER_07You can't knock until you try it.
SPEAKER_03Call or text 800-609-1049. How do you Oreo? Let me demonstrate the way Hannah eats an Oreo. Unwrap it, you hold it, you look at it. You wait about five minutes. And then it ends with Yeah.
SPEAKER_07No, there's in between that, there's some normal Oreo dunking happening.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but when you bookend it with the b doong and the fucking then you're gross. You're making it gross with your sound effects. Ah, no. So describing the way, because this was a hallway conversation where Hannah was like, my husband's weird. He eats it with a fork, which is is an interesting way, but he puts the fork in the cream and then dips without getting his hands messy.
SPEAKER_07He doesn't want to get any milk on his fingers or cookie on his fingers.
SPEAKER_03I don't use milk. I don't begrudge those who do. I just like the Oreo by itself. Oh, that's sad. And then Hannah murders this thing.
SPEAKER_07But first of all, it's Milk's favorite cookie, so I'm sad you're not you're not using milk. Second of all, I here I let it have a little swim first, okay? So I put the first Oreo. It's a hard world. Davy Jones' locker happening. My first Oreo, I put it into the mug of milk and I let it just soak, and it usually sinks to the bottom. And while I'm waiting on that one, I eat my next few. Yeah. So then I drink my milk at the end, and there's this nice soggy Oreo is like my grand finale. Oh gosh. It's delicious.
SPEAKER_03Call or text with how you Oreo 800-609-1049.
SPEAKER_07Jenna is blowing my brain right now. She texted in. She says she eats her Oreos by taking the cookie part away from the cream. That's kind of normal. I've seen that before. But she stacks all the cream to the side, eats the cookie part, dips it in milk. That's okay, normal.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_07Saves the cream for the very end, and then eats all the cream in as the last part.
SPEAKER_03Uh I have the closest I've come to this is not close. I've taken the cream out and I've made a little ball with it. What? You know, you should like rub it into a ball.
SPEAKER_07You're judging me for my software. It's like silly putty. No. It's what every child wants.
SPEAKER_03Anyway, back to this crazy person, Jenna. That's a lot of sweet like that right at the end.
SPEAKER_07Which I mean, I would say, I would, in her defense, the cream is the best part. But I like that it's it comes with the cookie.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm with you.
SPEAKER_07Jenna.
unknownSorry.
SPEAKER_03Sorry. This is worse than Hannah's. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness. Anyone else? Is that the only one? Alright, so Jenna is it. I'm text. Uh Daniel, thank you for calling. How do you Oreo, my man?
SPEAKER_06Okay, so the way I Oreo is I'm I'm close to Hannah. I dump the whole Oreo in there when I grab a spoon. Oh. And I I uh kind of scoop it up. And it's nice and soggy, and I don't get my hands all dirty. It's the best way to eat an Oreo.
SPEAKER_07Interesting. So do you do that with each Oreo that you eat, or is it just one at the beginning? Oh, each Oreo. Okay, so each one gets a little bath of milk. Okay.
SPEAKER_03You're playing a long game. This is a patient man's Oreo eating.
SPEAKER_06It is a very patient game, but it's well worth it. Trust me. Your life will change if you do it this way.
SPEAKER_07I can get behind this because it gets to the end result that I'm waiting for.
SPEAKER_03You're still looking for a cloud.
SPEAKER_07And it probably means it's not sticking to the bottom.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, your husband would appreciate this.
SPEAKER_07I still have to wrap my mind around eating Oreos with a utensil, but this, this, I'm tempted. Perfect. Yeah, let me know how that goes.
Why Phones Are Hard To Quit
SPEAKER_03You and I and everybody knows why it's so hard to unplug, but I like the idea of it. I want to unplug because I know I need to unplug, but I can't unplug.
SPEAKER_07It's so hard.
SPEAKER_03It's like the it's the addiction of the scrolling.
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_03And like the literal dopamine hit you get every time you find something you like.
SPEAKER_07It's the instant gratification of knowing everything's at your fingertips.
SPEAKER_03Give me more, give me more. I just posted that uh 20 minutes ago. How many likes do I have? How many comments do I have? Yeah, so there's all of that, and that's why we're hooked. And I want to unhook, but I don't know how to unhook Hannah. I've really tried, I'm thinking about this because my two youngest sons are uh at they're at church camp this week, and so they are strictly phone limited. Okay. And my youngest, my youngest son, and we talked about this, he was excited to go to camp because he would be without his phone for a week.
SPEAKER_07So it's part of the rules.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like you get to have your phone. Yeah. Because if you need to connect with mom and dad or something back home, you can have it for like a half hour every day.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_03But my youngest son is not doing that. He's like, nope, I'm not even going to get it.
SPEAKER_07And he's thank the Lord for this time.
SPEAKER_03And he's loving life. And so they need an authority to steal their phones and lock them away. That's not what most of us are gonna have to help us unplug. I've tried having a tray at our house where when the kids would get home from school, put your phone there. Oh, yeah. When I get home from work, put my phone there.
SPEAKER_07I've heard people have like baskets that do the same thing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We've had that tray for four years. We used it for the first four months. Maybe. Never again. Now it just holds our dog's leash in his poop bags.
SPEAKER_07So Ollie has taken over.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he has. He really has. Um, I've tried leaving my phone upstairs away from me. So I get so itchy. I don't want to go upstairs to get it.
SPEAKER_07I know. But what if there's an emergency and someone's calling?
SPEAKER_03I I do have my watch connected to my phone.
SPEAKER_07Oh, okay, okay. That's a good secondary.
SPEAKER_03And I'm okay with that because that's strictly communication. I'm not like scrolling through things on my watch. So there's that. Um, I've tried leaving it on my car and running it over, but that wasn't on purpose.
SPEAKER_07Well, oh no.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so I was without my phone uh like a year and a half ago for without it for three days.
SPEAKER_07Wait, that actually happened? It actually happened for real.
SPEAKER_03Well, someone did. Oh, yeah. Because when I found it, pulverized.
SPEAKER_00Smooshed.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Sometimes you like God has to take matters into his into his own hands for that.
SPEAKER_07That happened on my honeymoon. Uh Chris, my husband, his phone on our way, like at the airport, his phone just crashed out. So there was no like turning around and being like, let's just go sprint to Verizon or something. Oh no. It just completely had a meltdown. It was very, very old. He holds onto phones forever. Well, good for him. But it meant our entire honeymoon, he didn't take any photos. He wasn't like communicating to talk about like, is our dog okay? Like with any family back home? If we got separated, it was just like hopefully I'll see you when I see you. But so he was phoneless. He didn't love it. He didn't love it.
SPEAKER_03No, well, and again, that's like taking the addiction away without any prep for the withdrawal you're about to have. And I know it's an addiction. So my question is, how can you help? Nothing has worked for me or for Hannah, apparently. No. How do you unplug? How have you successfully done it without having to go to church camp with my son? Call or text 800-609-1049. And it is hard to unplug from these little handheld supercomputers. It's difficult. They are addictive. They are made to be like that, and I'm no conspiracy theorist. But I'm just saying that's why it's tough. They're supposed to be. I want to do it though. I want to unplug. I know I need to more. My two youngest sons are at church camp this week, and they have like little to no phone time, no screens.
SPEAKER_07I'm sure that's like a twitchy finger at first, but I wonder if it's so relieving.
SPEAKER_03I think it is. And again, just the thought of it makes me like relax a little bit. And then when I go to do it, I'm like, yeah, but and then I'm right back on the thing. So I want to know how you've done it because I have not yet successfully unplugged for any length of time. Call or text 800-609-1049.
SPEAKER_07Kayla texted, and she said that her dad actually just got rid of his smartphone and went for the flip phone.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_07Which I hear there are a lot more flip phones on the market these days. People trying to go that direction.
SPEAKER_03I see them all the time. And those old school flip phones are like indestructible.
SPEAKER_07I just don't want to do the T9 text again.
SPEAKER_03No, there's and I don't want to have to take the antenna up and down. Yeah. Up and down all the time. Um, Sonny went on a journey uh and and wrote up how he did it and the results.
Practical Ways To Unplug
SPEAKER_03Okay, so this is this is uh uh Sonny's little trip for this. Uh first of all, he said, I gotta I had to get comfortable with boredom instead of filling every moment with screen time. Yikes okay sit. Uh-huh. Sit there. It's like you're doing a like dog tunes. Yeah, dog sagening. Next, keeping his morning's phone free so he would avoid immediately seeking high stimulation. That's really smart, but also really tough. He uses app blockers that add some friction, so it's a little harder to get to the addictive apps. Okay. Yeah, I like to have a timer. Like I've seen this on Instagram, it just started doing it itself. Are you sure you want to do this?
SPEAKER_07Yeah. And I'm like, yes. My husband actually deletes Instagram during the week. Oh, really? So that's but I mean, occasionally he'll he'll re-download it, but that's his trigger, so he'll just delete it.
SPEAKER_03One of my sons is like, I got rid of Instagram, and then I see a post three hours ago. I know, I know.
SPEAKER_07The effort's there. You got it back.
SPEAKER_03Uh, he says he keeps the phone physically out of reach while he's studying or working, and then he tracks his screen time to give himself little rewards, the more he's off.
SPEAKER_07I like that because I love rewards.
SPEAKER_03I know, right? You're thinking bagel time.
SPEAKER_07I am, or dairy queen.
SPEAKER_03He said he noticed he's got better sleep and more energy, increased motivation to exercise, cook, walk, and reflect, uh, stronger relationships with family and friends, and improved productivity and overall well-being.
SPEAKER_07Well, that sounds lovely.
SPEAKER_03It does sound lovely.
SPEAKER_07Really hard.
SPEAKER_03Quit tweeting about it right now.
Where Did You Find It
SPEAKER_03And we've all been there, and I just got one question. Where did you find it? Because because producer Mike just found you found your hot water bottle where?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I found it in the freezer. Okay, first of all, what's a hot water bottle? What do you mean by that? It's basically like a pouch where you can put like hot water in it, and it's good for like sore muscles. Oh, one of those. Yeah. In the freezer? Yeah. It wasn't me though. So I was trying to find it one day, and I couldn't find it anywhere. I basically turned my apartment inside out to try and find it. I looked everywhere in my room, everywhere in the living room. No luck. I even asked my roommate, and I was like, dude, have you seen my hot water bottle? And he's like, No, I have no idea where it is. So I just gave up. And I decided to just heat something up for dinner. I looked in the freezer and there was the hot water bottle. Bingo bingo! It had basically turned into an ice pack. Oh, no kidding.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So it turned out my roommate just didn't know what a hot water bottle was, and so he didn't know what I was looking for and just thought it belonged in the freezer.
SPEAKER_07In his defense, I don't feel like I've seen one of those since like an old-timey movie where they put them at the bottom of the bed to like warm up the bed in the middle of a winter. Or if like someone has a head cold and they put one on top of the so you are a rare breed to have one of those, I think.
SPEAKER_03So where did where did you put it? Where did you find it? What was it? Uh, Laura Lee, Saturday evenings here on the river, she found her car keys in the fridge one day.
SPEAKER_07Oh no. She's like, what in the world? She took out the milk and put her keys in there instead. Yeah. Right.
SPEAKER_03It's like that does not fit in the ignition. Yeah. Call or text where'd you find it, whatever it was. 800-609-1049. And the question is, where did you find it? Producer Mike found the hot water bottle he was uh using in the freezer. That's not where it goes. And if you're wondering, what's a hot water bottle? It's this thing that uh that Tom and Jerry used. Yes. Thank you.
SPEAKER_07I couldn't think of where I remembered that from.
SPEAKER_03It's one of those like Tom and Jerry. I'm gonna use a terrible word right now. It's one of those rubber bladders.
SPEAKER_07Uh yes, though. Right?
SPEAKER_03Right?
SPEAKER_07Oh my goodness, the flashbacks right now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so it was one of those. Producer Mike is also 90. Um Hannah, where did you find it? And what was it?
SPEAKER_07Well, my husband could not find his Ray-bans, and he has a bad history with those. Yeah, those sunglasses. And you know, they're not cheap. And so he's panicking. Where in the world did he put his ray-bans? And when it dawned on him, he was very upset because he was out working on the yard and he had put them on my Jeep's windshield wiper on the back of the car.
SPEAKER_03He just set them there?
SPEAKER_07He set them there as he was tinkering in the yard, and I drove away.
SPEAKER_03And so they're shattered on some road somewhere.
SPEAKER_07He made this giant tour across Westerville, Lewis Center, Powell, and home. They made it home.
SPEAKER_03He just saved so much money.
SPEAKER_07And I am the gentlest driver in the entire world, or I ignore stop signs. Oh my god. Because they stayed there the entire time. Okay, officer. Her license plate is they were lost and then they were found in shape. They were just fine.
SPEAKER_03Carla, how about you? What did you uh lose and find? Where was it? What was it?
SPEAKER_05Years ago, my husband and I, we used to do outreach ministry for our local church. My husband had ministered to this young man. I don't know if he knew he was a police officer or not, but he had ministered to him. So fast forward, he's during the holidays. We're in Toys R Us. We're out shopping. And so, unbeknownst to my husband, he loses his wallet on the Toys R Us parking lot. So we resume, you know, we're shopping, you know, we don't even know the wallet's gone. So we end up at Kroger, uh, the Kroger store, grocery store. And so we get through the checkout, he's looking for a wallet. No wallet. And so right at the end of the um the checkout was a police officer. It was the young man my husband had witnessed to. And so he stopped. Right. He stopped talking, hey, how you doing? And then my he goes, I gotta go find my wallet. I lost my wallet and played her up. And he's like, This guy just turned in a wallet. No way. And he said he came from the Yeah, the guy, somebody had found the wallet in the parking lot, went to Kroger, gave it to the police officer. I guess he was doing shopping or whatever, too, gave it to the police officer. And so that gave my husband the opportunity to again witness to the police officer, and he gave us life to Christ.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_05Incredible! Isn't that awesome? Oh, hallelujah.
SPEAKER_03God's working those puzzle pieces, putting them all together. Technology is great until it isn't. Yeah. Case in point voice to text.
SPEAKER_07It'll get you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, wonderful in concept and only sometimes in use. Occasionally you'll get a series of texts like I got from my wife. Oh no. So I'm gonna share hers. I would love to know your voice to text fail. Call or text. 800-609-1049. Voice to text that at your own risk, I suppose. Yeah. And try to figure it out. But here's what she said, Hannah. Let's see if you can decipher what my wife was trying to tell me.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_03Son of barometer. This is this is a series of texts. She sent me son
Voice To Text Fails And Baconator
SPEAKER_03of barometer. Barometer. Bacon a toe. At this point, I asked, Are you having a stroke? What? And then she finished with bacon a tour.
SPEAKER_07What?
SPEAKER_03She wanted one thing.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I'm trying to think if there's like a fast food place that has like a burger.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_07Son of barometer.
SPEAKER_03Son of barometer. Bacon a toe. Bacon a tour.
SPEAKER_07Is this a Wendy's thing? Okay, I just can't think of their names.
SPEAKER_03Come on! And I just get the She wanted a son of baconator.
SPEAKER_07Bacon Aider.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, she wanted a son of baconator.
SPEAKER_07All I get is the five for five deal.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah. She typically just gets that. No fries, no drinks. She's like, I just want the sandwich. I would like a son of bacon a toe.
SPEAKER_07Or the barometer that's a very good thing. That's gross. That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_03That's gross. There was one other part where she typed something in, but it also was like hieroglyphics and everything. I'm like, are you okay? It doesn't know. It just doesn't know. Once your voice to text fail, call or text 800-609-1049. We did have some uh some folks chime in on the River Morning Show Facebook group. You can also add yours there. Just search River Morning Show with Josh and Hannah.
SPEAKER_00Sarah said, I've had many times where it changes tomorrow to Oreos. I'm not mad at that.
SPEAKER_01I'll see you, Oreos. Yes, what are we doing?
SPEAKER_03Oreos. What are your plans, Oreos? All my wife wanted was a bacon a toe.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03And if I had brought her that, she would have sent me right back out of that house. Oh, so concerning. I was grabbing dinner on the way home, and she'd ask for a son of baconator.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But you can't voice to text baconator. That's not a word.
SPEAKER_03And so it was like barometer, bacon a tour, bacon a toe. I thought my wife was in trouble and I was about to call the cop. It's like you trying to tell me something? So your very best slash worst voice to text fail. You can share it when you call or text 800-609-1049. This happens to us all. Hannah, what's yours?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, this just happened this week. I was texting a coworker and I said, I just realized I won't make it to the vanstorm meeting. Vanstorm. Vanstorm meeting.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah, the river fan storm. But if we had a van storm, it's like cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
SPEAKER_07And it said it twice because I was like, oh, and we need to move the vanstorm meeting location. Wow. And she was like, what?
SPEAKER_03No, look at all these wind stars from the 90s.
SPEAKER_07And also, shameless plug. Go check out the river fan storm. Oh, yes, right. At riverradio.com. No van.
SPEAKER_03Not vanstorm. No vans to be no shoes and no vehicles. No, no. Uh, producer Mike, we've uh we've gotten some folks to chime in as well. What do you got?
SPEAKER_00Dorothy said quite a few years ago, my brother texted me to tell me that I needed to get to my grandmother's funeral early because we needed to be polar bears.
SPEAKER_07Oh bears. That's so sad. I should have laughed at you. No, it's okay.
SPEAKER_00She said it was perfect to lighten the mood on a sober day. It is alright.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_03There's a weird little verse tucked into the New Testament. You know, you find those every now and then. But it's Hebrews 3, verse 14. It says, You must warn each other every day while it is still today, so none of you will be deceived by sin and hardened against God. Like what is if it's today, like what is that even uh what does that even mean? What did we learn? My pastor broke it down at church like this. These are things to say today. So I don't want to get like, don't don't let your thinking be too big. We gotta just narrow it down to right now. These are things to say today. Say to yourself, don't respond to God with tomorrow when he says today.
Encouragement For Today From Hebrews
SPEAKER_03Don't put it off. That's just so easy to do because we don't see God in front of us like our dad did with the side eye. When it's like, no, I'm being now. But God, when he says today, you're supposed to do it today. Say to sin and temptation, you're lying to me. Yeah. It seems so enticing. It seems so good and so desirable, but it's fake, it's false. These are things to say to yourself and to sin today. Now, say to each other today, keep moving towards Jesus. Keep encouraging people in the faith because we all need it. I've needed it, Hannah's needed it, you've needed it. And then last, say to your soul, hold fast till the end. It is easy to get discouraged. It's easy to look at all the tomorrows coming and get overwhelmed. But as the sermon said, these are things to say while it's still today. And it's okay to admit, it is common, I think, to feel defeated. There is so much evil in the world, so much struggle in everyday life. It could be overwhelming, and that's really big. But I mean, trouble isn't just like the world is hard. Listen, there's credit card debt. Like there's calorie counting relationships. It's tough out there.
SPEAKER_07It really is.
SPEAKER_03And so I was reading something from author and speaker Lisa Turkhurst, and it made me really grateful. And it was a good perspective.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I'm ready for this. Yeah, bring it on.
SPEAKER_03She said, Sometimes I have to stop and remind myself of this. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Moment by moment, decision by decision, step by step. Will we operate in God's all-powerful truth or allow Satan to entangle us in his lies? Now, listen, Satan's a good liar. He can uh he can make his lies sound like the truth. And a lot of times he makes some pretty good sense. He does. If you try to debate with Satan, you're gonna lose, no matter how good a debater you are. We have to plead, not the fifth, because uh because we already are guilty, but we have to plead Jesus. Yeah, he's our victory and our strength. And uh Lisa Turker's finished with this prayer. She says, Dear Lord, thank you for reminding me Satan's entangling power is nothing compared to the freeing promises found in your word. I declare today that while the enemy may be vicious, he will not be victorious in my life. Not with you helping me walk in truth and light. In Jesus' name, amen. Hey, you're invited to listen to the recording of this podcast live.
SPEAKER_02How? Where? It's simple. You can share every weekday morning with Josh and Hannah on 1049 The River in Columbus, Ohio, or online at riverradio.com.
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