Get Off My Lawn! - The Mad Ramblings of a Gen X-er

The Battle for America's Farmland. Why illegal immigrants have more Right than you do & the Alien Conspiracy Project Blue Beam!

January 20, 2024 Online Big Blue LLC Season 3 Episode 2
The Battle for America's Farmland. Why illegal immigrants have more Right than you do & the Alien Conspiracy Project Blue Beam!
Get Off My Lawn! - The Mad Ramblings of a Gen X-er
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Get Off My Lawn! - The Mad Ramblings of a Gen X-er
The Battle for America's Farmland. Why illegal immigrants have more Right than you do & the Alien Conspiracy Project Blue Beam!
Jan 20, 2024 Season 3 Episode 2
Online Big Blue LLC

Could the very soil beneath our feet be slipping through our fingers? We're peeling back the layers on the complex issue of foreign ownership of American farmland, with a spotlight on the increasing acquisition by Chinese entities. It's a conversation that spirals from the economics of the heartland to the very essence of our national security and self-sufficiency. Today's discussion doesn't shy away from the controversial; we're examining the Biden administration's role and the stark revelations from the Government Accountability Office. Plus, we're taking a critical look at the administration's stance on immigration and border security against the backdrop of student loan relief debates.

Prepare to have your reality bent in the second half, where the fringe dances with the factual. We'll whisk you into the murky waters of conspiracy theories and the specter of Project Bluebeam, a narrative so outlandish it's almost irresistible. Here, telepathy and technological feats meet the fear of religious dominance and the potential of a faux alien spectacle. With UFO sightings stoking the fires of curiosity, we're left to wonder about the veracity of government disclosures on extraterrestrial life. Whether you’re a skeptic or believer, this episode promises a journey through the labyrinth of information and the quest to discern what's truly out there.

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Could the very soil beneath our feet be slipping through our fingers? We're peeling back the layers on the complex issue of foreign ownership of American farmland, with a spotlight on the increasing acquisition by Chinese entities. It's a conversation that spirals from the economics of the heartland to the very essence of our national security and self-sufficiency. Today's discussion doesn't shy away from the controversial; we're examining the Biden administration's role and the stark revelations from the Government Accountability Office. Plus, we're taking a critical look at the administration's stance on immigration and border security against the backdrop of student loan relief debates.

Prepare to have your reality bent in the second half, where the fringe dances with the factual. We'll whisk you into the murky waters of conspiracy theories and the specter of Project Bluebeam, a narrative so outlandish it's almost irresistible. Here, telepathy and technological feats meet the fear of religious dominance and the potential of a faux alien spectacle. With UFO sightings stoking the fires of curiosity, we're left to wonder about the veracity of government disclosures on extraterrestrial life. Whether you’re a skeptic or believer, this episode promises a journey through the labyrinth of information and the quest to discern what's truly out there.

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Speaker 1:

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. You don't know what that is, mr Trash. I'd show you. But I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fucking blind. If I were a man I was five years ago I'd take a flamethrower to this place. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? You want answers. I think I'm entitled to it. You want answers. I want the truth.

Speaker 2:

You can't handle the truth, although craziness in this world is still abound. This is Tim. Let's get off my lawn.

Speaker 1:

I'm not a rambling subject.

Speaker 2:

Actually, I want to talk to you about how more illegal immigrants have more rights than you do. I want to talk about Biden also giving away some more of our money to the student loans, because you know what, if you take out a loan, you don't need to worry about it. You don't need to pay for it. I also want to talk about the Biden administration's failings to track Chinese ownership of farmland, which is kind of an important thing, because I think we all need to eat. I'm not 100% sure. I also want to talk about briefly, as we talked about aliens the other day I want to talk about Project Bluebeam.

Speaker 2:

This has been a conspiracy theory that has been going on for oh god, I think since the early 90s, and it's just funny because it was predicted to happen. It's a fake alien invasion that's supposed to happen in 2024. It was predicted in the early 90s. Where to start, though? That's kind of the big question. Farming in this country is usually passed down from generation to generation. You now have people that are basically companies that are buying these farms, and conglomerates that are, you know, and they're running it, you know, not with the family in mind, so they're just basically running these as operations, of course, to supply food and make money, which makes sense to me. Now the problem is, you have Chinese organizations and companies coming in here and taking over foreign ownership of US farmland. Now this has been going on for a while now. This isn't something that just happened, but the problem is this the Biden administration, who we all know just listening to the vulnerable Karin, jean Pierre, are just full of intelligent people. So evidently, chinese organizations and other foreign entities have been buying our farmland and you would think, with them buying this farmland, there would be some accountability. Well, according to the US government accountability office, which is also the GOA, the Biden administration is failing to properly track foreign ownership of US farmlands and, according to them, it doesn't appear to have a plan to begin tracking this data Now.

Speaker 2:

According to the GOA report, which again is the US government accountability office, detailing the findings of its investigation, the Department of Agriculture has failed to consistently share timely information on foreign investments in US agriculture and land, as required under the 1978 Agricultural Foreign Investment Disclosure Act. Furthermore, the Pentagon officials those investigators. According to the report, the USDA needs to regularly provide more up-to-date and specific information and data. Now you may be like, well, this isn't really a big deal, tim. Well, it kind of is. Considering this is your food supply, considering, a lot of these farmlands surround military bases. Some of these farmlands surround some of the most sensitive military operations that we have in this country. The GAO investigation concluded that the USDA collects the AFIADA data on paper forms. This is only like at age of technology. They put it all on paper forms and then they're filed with county or federal offices, but the process is unclear and challenging to implement. Their words are saying Okay, isn't this the same organization that tried to build a website for healthcare? So evidently they have been doing this forever by hand.

Speaker 2:

In recent months, a lot of Republican lawmakers and local leaders have been really looking at this on foreign land purchases by investors, and there is an increasing number of land purchased by foreign companies. That really sparks a malcry Because, at the end of the day, china may be establishing a stronghold on our US food supplies, food and energy supplies. But don't worry, the Biden administration won't cash those checks from China. Oh no, I'm sorry, hunter, biden won't cash those checks. You really can't make this stuff up. I mean, you really can't. This is just something that we depend on. This. We depend on our own food. Yeah, we do import some food. We also export a lot of food, so it's an export. It's also something we use to I don't know eat. But don't worry, if you're a Chinese foreign investor, you can buy up as much land as you want under the Biden administration because everything's fine.

Speaker 2:

Because, according to Crazy Joe, he finally admitted the border isn't secured and says I believe masses chains are needed. I'm ready to act. How long has he been ready to act? I keep forgetting this and he keeps saying he's not really sure why people are trying to impeach Alejandro Mayorcans, but he does say that he's endorsing massive changes and he's basically. He was asked a question directly and he came out and said no, it's not. But then he turns around and says but I need more money. I need more money to secure the border. I need the past $106 billion sub-mental spending request so we can also provide financial aid to Ukraine, israel and Taiwan. And if I don't get that, we're not going to secure our own border. He says I believe we need to significant policy changes out the border, including changes to our asylum system that ensures we have the authorities who need to have control of the border. I'm ready to act, are you?

Speaker 1:

a big man. I'm talking to you what. You wake up in the morning and say I put on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearing a belt. I got big boy pants on.

Speaker 2:

So he's got his big boy pants on. The problem is he's been in office since 2021. He hasn't done anything besides end the remain of Mexico policy, which basically just stopped a lot of this illegal migration. Currently, the backlog of asylum processing papers or I should say proceedings is over six years. So you don't get to hear your asylum case and only like 20% of the asylum seekers actually show up and some like 97%, all get denied. And then he comes out and says they have to choose whether they want to solve a problem or keep weaponizing the issue to score political points against the president. I'm ready to solve the problem. I'm ready Massive changes and I mean it sincerely. But that's okay. Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I have a stupid question. If you haven't noticed that in I think it was last month or something like 300,000 encounters you didn't notice that that was in December and so basically you haven't noticed that this has been going on under your watch forever. But now you are ready to act Really. And then, after you hear all that, you're like, oh my god, he's finally ready to do something, he's finally ready to act.

Speaker 2:

And then I looked at this other little tidbit that US travelers are outraged by airport signs appearing to allow illegal immigrants on the flights without ID. It makes a lot of sense to me Because, you know, 9-11 was just one of those things. We didn't go through a period of giving up our rights and freedoms for our own protection. The TSA didn't make you basically strip down to your undies for years because of the fact that you are an American citizen. You might be doing something illegal, but we have all these people that are coming flooding into these countries. They don't have any ID, they don't have any information besides what they tell us and we're like it's okay. So US citizens traveling domestically, you have to show an identification card. You got to show a passport, you got to show a real ID, but there are signs in certain airports that basically say that if you are a newly arriving immigrant, yeah, you don't have to worry about that. The signs claim that the TSA is working with custom and border protection to validate non-US citizens travel documents when the traveler does not otherwise have an acceptable form of identification, which means the illegal immigrant who have entered the country using the CP.

Speaker 2:

That app, that, what is it? Cba, no, cbp app, one app which is some 45,000 people have been using that a month. You can use that as their travel documents and even choose whether to allow the officer to take their picture as an American citizen. If you try to get on a plane and they want to take your picture and you say no, what happens to you? You don't get on the plane. You probably get arrested, but that's okay if you're here illegally, and I love it.

Speaker 2:

This is how it works. This is the actual sign I'm going to. I'm trying to. I have the actual sign right here. I'm trying to see if I can't, and I need to enlarge this because I'm blind, but let me enlarge the actual sign that they have. And this sign is listed at airports and it says non-US citizens document validation using CP, cbp one technology. Tsa is partnering with them to, let's say to the CPB, cpb. I can't even say that 10 times fast. This is how it works.

Speaker 2:

Note of all the TSA agent that you are an immigrant. The TSA agent will take your picture. I love it. Optional.

Speaker 2:

If requested, provide your alien identification number or information. Follow the officer's instructions. No capture is voluntary. So these people are here illegally. They could provide any which information that they want to provide because of the fact that you have no clue whether they're telling the truth or not, and they're just allowed to get on the plane. You, if you don't have your real ID, you don't have your passport, you don't have a photo ID, you ain't going anywhere, but Alejandro from Ecuador is going to be able to get on the plane. And we're basically basing all this information on what people tell us and the system information that they give illegal immigrants is minimal and we're not validating this information.

Speaker 2:

And I love it because there's another sign, another big sign, that says non-US citizens without passports enter here. And, of course, the other half the sign is in Spanish Donde esta la baña, por favor? So evidently the TSA is working with borders and customs in ICE, but evidently they are not validating any data. And I love it because they said if you're a no criminal, the likelihood of you giving the same name when coming into another country is pretty low, unless you're a dumb criminal. This is what a former TSA agent said. Last month, ted Cruz wrote to the Department of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorcas, of course, seeking more information about how the screening of immigrants, how that works Especially those who have crossed the border using the CBP one app and how they go about boarding flights. Of course, alejandro did not get back, because we don't need to worry about any of that, because it's all good, it's all fine. You, though, don't you dare get on that plane, you person who was born here. We need all your papers. Where are your papers? Is anyone not seeing that we are just going down this wrong path?

Speaker 2:

So we talked about the aliens in the mall, and one of the things you know aliens in the mall in Miami and the first thing I thought about to myself was who wouldn't want to go to the mall in Miami? It's probably some really good deals, and a lot of people are saying this is all a part of a project. This is part of a project or a conspiracy project that's been going on since the 1990s. It's Project Blue Beam, which is basically it's a conspiracy theory. It was a guy, it was a Canadian investigating journalist, I can't remember his name. It was in the mid-90s. The theory claims that members of the Pentagon, nasa and the United States they're going to collaborate on planning a fake alien invasion and stage the second coming using projected holograms. Now, normally I think that would be pretty nutty, and then I thought to myself wow, they're doing this huge show in London, elvis, and they're bringing it back to life using holograms. And then they had this other thing that they showed, with these whales flying in the sky that were all using these holograms, and you're like this is truly kind of weird.

Speaker 2:

Now there are four steps to Project Blue Beam. Step one is to break down any. First of all, you're going to have all these earthquakes, numerous earthquakes in various places. I don't know how the government's going to do that, but there have been earthquakes which is going to be meant to weaken humanity's faith and current religion so they can be more easily preyed upon. I'm not sure. I guess you could set an explosion on a fault line. I don't know about that. And then they're going to have a mammoth-style light show and holograms simulating the second coming of Christ.

Speaker 2:

Now the next step this is all what this guy said was going to happen in 2024, which basically what's going to happen is it's going to be a worldwide light show and NASA will use various and numerous satellites to project laser holograms and lights and other technologies to project the images of God, jesus Christ and the prophets in the sky. You know, if you look at some of the shows that they've done, like some of the halftime shows. They're pretty crazy. They're pretty crazy. Some of the shit that they can do, like the whale thing, was the whale thing is just crazy in itself.

Speaker 2:

Then, after that, this is where it gets a little nutty. Telepathy with thoughts will then be controlled by the enter Christ. The next step will be to be used ELF, which is extra low frequencies, and VLF, which is very low frequencies, and LF, which is low frequency, to basically brainwash people into believing God is speaking to them directly. The messages will pour into the minds about what they're doing wrong and insist it is now time to make things right by the following in your religion. I told you it's getting a little nutty, but then a simulated alien invasion will begin in the year 2024. In the year 2024, this is the guy that wrote this. I'm not making this shit up. This is the guy that the investigative journalists in Canada is one that wrote this.

Speaker 2:

A global event will alter the course of mankind. This will stand witness to the massive alien invasion. Thousands of projected hologram alien warships will blanket the sky, sending people into a global panic. This will be achieved by using secret technology. People will be referencing as electronic, universal sub-natural manifestation, a device which has been created by NASA, very much like the Heaven's Gate cult, that they'll believe. A rapture will be happening and aliens are coming to rescue them. Then the New World Order will use the technology to brainwash people into thinking the alien invasion is hostile in order to keep them in fear and more easily controlled by their dictators. Then a satanic force will then reveal itself worldwide, being, inexplicably, the Antichrist coming forward to rule all you know.

Speaker 2:

It's weird, though, because you look at some of this stuff and you're like well, this is kind of crackpot shit. You really do think this is crackpot shit, but then you look at some of the technology, you look at some of the things that have been going on with aliens and some of the things that we've seen, and the fact that we shot down all these balloons, and then some turned out not to be balloons, but then it was a Chinese weather balloon, and then you have these people in the mall and all this crazy stuff. Now this theory again is basically spreading on wildfire social media like wildfire, because it's crazy, and it's basically about creating a New World religion. It's kind of like what the if we want to be honest. It's kind of what the Muslims want to do. The Muslims want to wipe out Christianity. They want to wipe out Judaism. They want to wipe out the Catholics, the Protestants. They basically want to wipe out everybody, because they only feel that Muhammad and the Quran is just the information that you need. And that's the way you got to look at it.

Speaker 2:

They had me with the alien invasion, but after the alien invasion I kind of lost it on that with a little bit. They kind of went off the rail, some of the other stuff. But I do think that some of the stuff that's going on with these extra terrestrials or extraterrestrial sightings or whatever else they are, is a little interesting and a little nutty. But at the end of the day, some of the things that we've heard the government tell us that's happening but not happening, but actually did happen, whom can you really believe? We know exactly who we can believe. You can believe us right here, because we've said it once, we said it again and we said it again and it's true High CHL.

US Farmland Ownership and Airport Security
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