Get Off My Lawn! - The Mad Ramblings of a Gen X-er
"This is the true story of a Gen X-er picked to do a podcast and give his personal views on Pop Culture, Politics, Sports, News and more, So find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real. - ‘Get Of My Lawn’ As we grow into an ever changing world and new Generations are born, only one stays the same with their distain for all others - ‘Gen X’. We survived riding bikes without helmets, No cell phones, understanding you go home when the street lights go on. We lived through Hair Metal and watched the birth of Grunge. We witnessed ‘Two’ Bush’s become President (That’s what she said.) and the First African American take office. We watched in horror as the Towers fell and rejoiced at the Socialize Digital Age. (‘The Internet’ - Sorry Al you didn’t invent it.)But all in all, We lived our lives with the understanding that playing it safe is not the way to go through your existence. As the world is facing more turmoil than we have every seen before and as we witness a clear division of our Society a voice of ‘reason’ and ‘sanity’ needs to be heard. To bad that ain’t me … Hear me ramble daily about everything from Pop Culture, Politics, Sports, News and more and get the clear as ‘Mud’ perspective of this Rambling Gen X-er. Enjoy!
Get Off My Lawn! - The Mad Ramblings of a Gen X-er
Area 51 Politicians: Why Martians Maybe the Real Swing Voters This Election
Ever wondered how an alien might perceive our political chaos and economic rollercoaster? Brace yourselves for a wild ride through "Ranting About Political Madness," where we dissect Kamala Harris's meteoric rise and the media’s almost comical adoration of her. We'll pull back the curtain on the contradictions in her policies and the media's spin, all with a hefty dose of humor and bewilderment. Imagine "The Twilight Zone" but with political figures—it's surreal, chaotic, and downright baffling. You'll laugh, you'll rage, and you'll question everything you thought you knew about today's politics.
Switching gears, we dive into "Aliens and UFO Sightings," where skepticism meets an unexpected reality. Hear about a jaw-dropping encounter with mysterious lights and a sudden military presence in a remote area that made us reconsider the existence of extraterrestrial life. Plus, we reflect on the economic impacts of U.S. administrations from Clinton to Biden, using our own financial highs and lows as a guide. Through satirical nods to media bias and even the occasional alien overlord joke, we'll explore how political decisions shape our financial lives. Join us for an episode that's as enlightening as it is entertaining!
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it, is now dumber for having listened to it. You don't know what that ought is, mr Trash. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fucking blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place. Do you understand?
Speaker 1:the words that are coming out of my mouth. You want answers. I think I'm entitled. You want answers, I want the truth.
Speaker 2:You can't handle the truth. Alright, everyone, we've said it once, we've said it twice, we've said it a million times the truth shall not be such a free. This is Tim. This is Kenneth Maylon. The Mad Ramblings of a Gen Xer Want to talk about the alien invasion. Well, it's not really an alien invasion.
Speaker 2:I had an epiphany the other night because I was watching the disaster of Kamala Harris and I was reading about the fawning of the Time magazine article over Kamala Harris, even though she never gave an interview to the article itself, and I thought to myself we are literally and I and I briefly touched upon this, um, a couple days ago we, we are literally in the twilight zone. I'm a big twilight zone guy Zone guy. I love the old Rod Sterling stuff. Never really got into the stuff that they had like in the 80s and the 90s and even the ones that they have currently now in the 2000s, those episodes. But I was always into, you know, just wondering what if? Wondering if there was another dimension of sight and sound, wondering if there was something else out there, some kind of entity, some kind of existence that is looking down upon us and saying, damn, these motherfuckers are fucked up, they don't know what the hell they're doing. Because I and and I think if I, if I take myself and I step outside myself and I I wonder if I am an alien entity and I am looking down and I am tuning into the radio stations and I'm tuning into everything and I probably have been scoping out Earth for a while now and I see the lunacy of you have a presidential candidate who was so disliked as a vice president but now so loved as a president candidate, whose policies were a complete contradiction of everything that she's saying now. Or you think about what she said in the 2019, for the 2020 race and you kind of just scratch your head. And then I laugh because there was an article that now the Harris campaign just doesn't care at all. They're changing headlines, they are posting articles on their website and they are literally changing the headline to give it a more positive spin towards the candidate, kamala Harris. This woman has literally done nothing. This woman who Judge Joe Brown said, you know, when she didn't get her way back in San Francisco, she would just lift up her skirt, as he put it, she would hike up her skirt. Willie Brown talks about how, you know how. She was so good in bed, that he gave her a BMW, gave her more money than anyone else in the prosecutor's office over in San Francisco, that that was her political career, that she's so vaptuous that there's nothing there.
Speaker 2:And if I was an alien species and I was looking down on this and I was monitoring these transmissions over the years, I'd be like, wow, this place has really gone to shit. There are some problems here. I was never a person that believed in aliens, believed in extraterrestrials. I was never one of those guys. You know what's weird?
Speaker 2:I believe in Bigfoot, I believe in the Loch Ness Monster, because I think those are more possibilities, because of the fact that I don't think Bigfoot is the missing link. I do think he's a certain type of genus in the ape family or maybe even the bear family. So I think there's always a possibility of a species going undetected, especially in the vast wilderness, in certain areas, especially in North America and especially some other countries that we just can't thoroughly go through and examine. So there's always that possibility that there is some type of creature out there that has gone undiscovered all these years. There is that possibility. But to believe that there is another form of life out in the cosmos that is of the same intelligence of ours, if not more. That always kind of just stuck in my craw a little bit. But then I was thinking about it and I had an experience. I'm going to talk about the experience a minute. But then I was thinking about it I was like well to think otherwise. That's kind of weird too, because what makes you think that we are the only intelligent species, what would make you think that there would not be some other form of life? And I think it would be short-sighted and short-minded to think that there isn't something else out there and there isn't some other form of life that has greater intelligence and greater technology than we do.
Speaker 2:I've talked about this before. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. I mean, I literally live in the middle of nowhere. I had a friend and we went to the, our local walmart and we were driving to the walmart and I was jokingly saying, look, see, man, we're in town. And he looked at me and goes because tim, your walmart is still in the middle of fucking nowhere. And, um, we have a fairly large backyard, um, and it overlooks a field. Then then it overlooks another field, then it goes and then there's a farm behind us, and one. I think it was in February of, actually, this year.
Speaker 2:I was out walking the dogs and I saw this parked car on the road between our property and the next property and the car had its headlights on. It was kind of dusk so I didn't think anything of it, but the car still had its headlights on. And then, as I was walking the dog through the fields, I turned back to the house and I started walking again. I look over the field, again that car is still there with its lights on and there's five lights above the farmhouse. Now there's no airport, there's no other types of structures that these lights could be hanging from. There were just five individual lights in a straight line that were basically in the distance above the vehicle, and I really thought that was weird, because the lights didn't move, there was no noise, there was no sound. They weren't helicopters, they weren't some kind of crop duster. The lights were just there and I went inside, the lights were still there. I looked out the window again, like 20, 30 minutes later, the lights were gone, but the car was still there with the lights on and again, I didn't think anything of it until the next morning I walk out the next morning the car is still there and all of a sudden, in the field and around the vehicle, you see these white panel vans and military style vehicles surrounding the car, surrounding the vehicle itself.
Speaker 2:And I laugh because I was looking at it and I was like, well, that's just kind of fucking weird, because there was nothing on the radio, there was nothing on the television, there was nothing on the internet and they had literally closed off the entire road. So normally when the police close off a large section of the road like that, they usually tell you you know, we're closing this down because of X. And it was just weird because you see these guys in full military garb, you know, rifles, rifles slung, and they're all scoped around this vehicle. And as quickly as they got there they were gone. Now we had speculated for a long period of time that there, you know, someone did something in that field, there was something happened in that car, but and then we also suspected maybe it was a suicide or something and they were just trying to, you know, go through everything. But that was weird because like, well, why? Why was there a military personnel there? Why were these armored vehicles, literally, literally armored vehicles there and all these white panel vans, and we never got. We never got any explanation of what happened.
Speaker 2:A few weeks later, my wife and my one son are driving down the street again through the backwoods, and they're looking over the tree line and there's five lights again. And my wife looks at my son and says you see those lights? And he goes yeah, it's a UFO. He goes it's just what. It's just what dad described being in being in our backyard, being in our being in our backyard. And I just thought that you know again, and and these sightings and we weren't the only ones to see this, so these sightings were within a period of time. So it kind of gave me this pause that you know, maybe there is something else out there.
Speaker 2:You also see all these videos coming from military personnels. The the Vegas video freaked me out a little bit, where the police actually captured and for those that do not know, there is these gentlemen that thought an alien was in their backyard and as the police are discussing or speaking with the individuals, some type of object streaks across the sky and it looks like it crashes, and then there's video of them going through their backyard. Evidently you could. I don't see it, but evidently at one point in the corner of the video there's some videologists that are sitting there. Go, look, you can see an alien right there. I don't see it, but you know it's there.
Speaker 2:Um, and then you also have this, this, this linear history of aliens, even going back to egypt and rome, where you see these, these drawings of people with the small bodies, large heads and the typical alien itself. So there is a line in history that you think to yourself well, you look at the modern technology not in modern technology but you look at the technology needed to build the pyramids to do the things that they did. But you look at the technology needed to build the pyramids to do the things that they did and you think can slave labor? And actually it was a misnomer that slave labor built the pyramids, which I always thought was funny. I learned that in history in college that the pyramids itself were actually built by skilled workers. It wasn't really slave labor.
Speaker 2:Because you always have Charlton Heston and the Ten Commandments let my people go. That was always that movie you watched at easter, and I laughed, though, because charlton heston is, is, is moses to the extreme, he's pimp moses, and you know, because he's got the loincloth, he's got, he's got, you know, he's got the, he's got the oiled up body of the town. At one point he's, he's with his wife as they're shepherding and the wife sees something in the distance and charlton heston moses looks at her and goes your eyes are as beautiful as they are sharp. I was like damn, sitting there looking top talking about my pimp juice. Um, I don't know how I got. I don't know how I got into fucking. Moses shouldn't say I shouldn't use the F word in Moses.
Speaker 2:But you have to think were these pyramids built by some other entities besides the Romans and the Egyptians and Mesopotamians and all those fun people? You kind of pause and think about it because you could see in their writings and their drawings, you could see potentially what could be considered alien life forms. And I have to think at times, if an alien was going to make an appearance, if there was going to be first contact and not the bad Charlie Sheen movie, if there was going to be first first contact, if there was going to be at a moment in time or an event that they would come in and and make their presence known, I would think it would have to be around now, had to be before november. Because the idiocy of a majority of the population. It basically just dumbfounds me that they could fall for a false idol. And she's not even a false idol. She is with you. They don't let her talk. We're what? 24 days in she's still giving a press conference. Anytime she talks off the cuff she sounds like a moron. But you would have to think that they would pick a moment in time the aliens, that is, we'll call him bob. What's up bob the alien? We'll call him bob the alien. When bob the alien finally comes down and makes his presence known, hope it's not like the old 80s tv show or old 80s movies from mark singh, mark singer v.
Speaker 2:I don't. I don't want a fucking reptile, even though I got the godzilla shirt on. Don't want a reptile. Unsolicited opinion godzilla minus one. It's a. It's a. It's. It's a movie, japanese movie, and you got to read it. It's got freaking subtitles, you got to read it. But as, as a, a movie aficionado, that opened that movie was fucking awesome. I the special effects, the story itself. I didn't mind reading it as much. Uh, it's godzilla minus one. Um and it it kind of harkened back and gave paid homage to the early 50s and 60s godzilla's movies, but with better graphics and better animation not animation, but better, um, uh, better special effects, we'll say. And it was kind of an. It was an interesting movie. It was kind of slow in the beginning. You're kind of thinking what the hell, where the hell is this fucking going? But you know, that's why I'm wearing, that's why I'm wearing the godzilla shirt today. We're gonna, we're giving homage to the great one, to the godzilla.
Speaker 2:But I would think that if world history was about to be made in a bad way, we talked about the uh, I think they're from the balkans um, the, the, the nosferadamas of the balkans have. She predicted certain things and she predicted the end of europe in 2025, basically great devastation in europe. She's predicted other things. Evidently, um and I've always said this before that if you go down this Kamala Harris path, you are going to be heading towards a World War Three. I do not think that Putin would stop from using any type of limited nuclear exchange in Ukraine. I think the same thing with Iran itself and Israel. I think they understand the fact that we would not be strong enough or have the fortitude as a government, to stand up to them and do what needs to be done. Same thing with Xi Jinping in Taiwan.
Speaker 2:I would think that, to stop our own destruction, that Bob the alien may come down and make an appearance sometime in October. I'm predicting October, october 31st 2024. Because sometimes you need an intervention 16 October, october 31st 2024. Because sometimes you need an intervention, you need, you need. I mean, I've said this before, it just drives me crazy. You see, these older women and younger women, like I have to. I have to vote for Mimala because she's like the mother I never had. She's going to mother us all. We don't need a mother, we need a swift kick in the ass.
Speaker 2:You could sit there and talk about how inflation has gone down. The rate of inflation has gone down. Inflation has not gone down. That's the first thing that we need to discuss. The rate of inflation has gone down, not inflation. We still have stagflation.
Speaker 2:Inflation is not transitory here, like we were told. We have an energy crisis in our own country because we keep topping into our strategic reserve, which is at its lowest level since the 70s, when we first started using it, first started saving oil. We have three proxy wars going on. We have a candidate who's so left and so socialist driven. You can go back and watch years and videos. I don't care what she tells you. Now Her website shows nothing, and when it does show something, she just changes it to revise history. We have this revisionist history and we are going down this path to destruction, and I think there's something that has to be major that turns around and stops this from happening, and I think that's going to be Bob the alien. He is going to come, he's going to make his appearance October 31st 2024. He is going to stop and say I am voting Trump Because it's the only way we can save this disaster. We can save this mess. If you have a, if you have a Democratic, controlled House, senate and executive branch, we're fucked. The tax credits are going to expire. Even though and I love it because she was all she was so for not taxing tips and those types of wages. She was the deciding vote back in 2023 to tax federal wages for tips. Go to the IRS website. That's how much she was against it. She's so much against it that she voted for it. She was the deciding vote for it. I'm not joking people. You need to figure it out. You need to start using.
Speaker 2:I'm a registered independent. I've talked about this before. I voted for Bill twice. I'm not ashamed to say that I couldn't have voted for Bill twice. I'm not ashamed to say that I couldn't have voted for Obama, couldn't vote for Hillary, but I voted for Bill Clinton twice because I figured he was the lesser of two evils.
Speaker 2:In the second term I figured he became more of a centralist and he really did reach across the aisle. He balanced the budget. We had a surplus. Things were well under Clinton. Things were well under Clinton. Things were good under Bush II. Things fell apart under Obama. Obama was some of the worst eight years that we ever had financially in my family and it wasn't until Trump came around that we were able to buy our dream house at this crazy low interest rate, at this great price. It wasn't until trump tame that we were able to save, save money, take vacations, not not have to worry week to week, day to day.
Speaker 2:But soon as biden came into office, you have inflation. That and some items is over 22. There was a woman on the radio today. It was like I can't even afford a five dollar bell pepper. That used to be two dollars and we're blaming corporate greed. But when corporation we've talked about this before and if, when we let the tax cuts expired and we've raised a corporate tax, that gets passed on to the consumer because, believe it or not, kitties, the corporations are here to make money, that's what they're here for. I know that sounds, I know that sounds insane, I know that sounds fucking crazy, but they are here to make money and they're here to employ and create jobs and salaries and health benefits, which you're going to need to worry about then, because she's already talked about socialized medicine a million times.
Speaker 2:Be smart people, do your own research. Don't fall for this media love affair. This Time Magazine article makes it look oh my God, it's going to be Kamala Lott, but that was from the New Yorker. But there's an article about her where they never even interviewed her. That's the crazy and lunacy that we live in. I welcome our alien overlords, bob the alien. See you december 31st. And, as we always say, the truth channel is free. This is dennis kettelman, along the mad realmies of gen xer, and I'm out of here.