We Confront Sexualized Media, Unequal Pay, And Who Really Runs The House

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Faith Joins The Chaos

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Good evening and welcome to a very special You Asked For It, You're Gettin' It episode of A Contagious Smile Unstoppable. Why? Because we have Faith with us. Hi, sweetface. So you're over there. We've had people ask because everybody loves hearing your text messaging and your words from the next room while your dad and I are recording. So she decided to come on in here and give her dad a run for it and let y'all enjoy this. This is great. If you've ever seen Grumpier Old Men, you're about to get it. Virgin Podcast. So Michael just woke up from a nine-hour hibernation.

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Easy greasy.

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Am I right or wrong, Faith? But yeah.

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So he had wait, wait, wait. Let's let's let's preference this. Okay. I cooked a very good dinner for us.

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You defrosted and boiled. Okay.

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I was stuffed to the gillet.

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And then you said, I'm only going to sleep for an hour.

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I sat down in my recliner.

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Yeah, recliner.

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At least I did set an alarm.

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You didn't hear it.

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I didn't hear it.

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And went to sleep for just shy of four hours.

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But that's that's an old man now. That's that's just old man too.

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No, you're not old. 50 is the new 40. So you're not old. Who told you that lie? Everybody says that.

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Well, not as 50-year-olds.

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Well, you're not 50, you're 51, and about to be 52.

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Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

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You're absolutely welcome. Have you ever known anyone to sleep as much as that man beside you?

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No.

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I mean, it's crazy, right?

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I'm playing on that.

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Right? Crazy, crazy, crazy. So, a couple of amazing announcements.

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Here it comes.

Hibernation Jokes And Family Banter

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Everybody knows Faith and I love Amir, also known as Aram Mushma from the Blacklist and a million other wonderful Hollywood treats and treasures. He is coming on to co-host with us in a few weeks. I'm so excited. He is such a stand-up gentleman. Like literally a gentleman. Don't you agree, Faith?

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Hell yeah.

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Hell yeah, I do. Really? We're gonna have to get together with some serious, like fun questions and things. He always sends her the sweetest videos. Yes, we got to see his doggy, which is super cute. And he always sends her the sweetest videos. So I'm super so so excited about that. I want to talk about something for a minute, and I'm so I'm so glad. Okay, what's happening right now is my daughter sees a callus, I don't know from what, on my husband's hand. And she has this little itch about her where she's got to pull it off. She's got to go over there and and help him remove it. And that is what she's trying to do at the moment. So that's what's happening behind the scenes here. So let me get both of your input on this here for just a minute. Really? So let's get your input here for just a minute. Are you okay over there? Because we are recording. Are you good now?

SPEAKER_06 3:32

I'm gonna need a gas mask.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Well, stop farting, Michael. So let me ask you both your opinion on something. As we all know, it's 2026, right? Aren't the days of subjecting women into a confined silhouette, if you will, aren't aren't that supposed isn't that supposed to be long gone and over with by now? Right. Like you're not supposed to have to fit a specific mold. I hate to use that word, but like, you know, back in the day you could only be a model if you were 5'10 and you weighed like 10 whatever, and you had to have this just certain thing about you, right? Like if you're in Hollywood, you had to be a certain way. If you're a singer or performer, you have to have a certain look. So when does a woman stand alone on her accomplishments, her achievements, and who she is? When does that be enough where you don't have to objectify a woman anymore? When does it become enough where a woman's brain is enough to grace a cover of a magazine without having to sexualize the appearance of that person?

SPEAKER_05 5:01

It's not always good enough. I mean, women now lay out independent, not um put a men out there, but not all women need men to help them. Not a lot of women need men.

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Can you hear all the applause in the background from that statement that my daughter just made? That's right. My daughter just made that, and we completely and utterly support her as she is in the LGBTQ community, and she keeps trying to recruit me into the community with her.

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She's gonna bub when you know.

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But she says men like you make her want to be a lesbian.

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I do have a track record.

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He has turned some of his exes into uh lesbians. This is a known fact.

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I have a long quo quo.

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Here it starts, Michael. What do you think about? Well, I can't really let's see what you have to say because you're a man and I don't thanks for that compliment or sure, but it's not well, depends how you take it. But I don't agree that a woman should be, you know, put as a sex object. And let me explain how and what I'm talking about.

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No, I understand.

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Without going into anything or any particulars, I am going to be on a cover of a magazine. And you have to provide professional photo shoots for the options on the cover. And I provided professional high resolution headshots, if you will. And it's only from like the waist up.

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And oh, did you just are you okay?

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Let's try this again. Well, don't mess with her. We're recording. See, this is why it's non-scripted. Now, please get back to your seat. Let's try this again. Hey, so this is a very serious subject. So I submitted my headshots, and in return, I was offered two choices of magazine covers. And I want to know what both of y'all think. Don't say the magazine or anything like that. And I've been on other magazine covers before and never had this issue, never had this problem. Well, I was offered two different choices, both of which sexually objustified who I am and what I stand for. First of all, my shirt was but unbuttoned considerably. Second of all, I was wearing a mini skirt, to say the least. I was leaned up against a desk, and magically I had a new arm. So I was given an arm and hand, which I understand is AI generated. And I guess I can understand that more than putting me in a position on the edge of a desk, kind of leaning back with my shirt unbuttoned, quite a few buttons and a hiked up skirt, when anyone who knows me knows what I stand for, what I advocate for, what I do. And to put that out there just dumbfounded me. What are y'all's thoughts?

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I'm not I'm not okay at all. Not one percent.

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Yeah, you don't like it at all? Not one percent.

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No.

Announcing A Celebrity Co‑Host

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And you, babe?

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So the stipulation that women being barefoot pregnant back in the kitchen. Right? Of course that's gone out the door. Now I'm I'm I'm gonna get a lot of hate mail for this.

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You don't check your emails, it won't matter.

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You know, since since since it was always you know, according to society, the man's job is breadwinner. The wife stayed at home, right? Right? This this is before my time, so this is So this is gonna get good.

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Faith's about to rare form it. Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 9:32

Y'all learned to be the boss right of the house. Right? Is it true or not? No.

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So you're not the boss.

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Well then not alone.

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Okay, so I'm the boss. No. You can't be a boss if you're sleeping. I think it's it's more that's sexist. I that's what I'm getting at. Okay, and I'm taking this approach on purpose. That you have to prove yourself. Right? Men already know you're bossy. So when when you walk into a room, we expect this. Right?

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I'm bossy. We're bossy.

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You see the attitude y'all just took.

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We're bossy because instead of looking us in the eyes with respect, y'all look at our breasts.

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Exactly.

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And and that's and that's because of men. That's not because of women. Right. We have a brain and it's on our shoulders, and you should look at it as such, not what's in our chest.

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But just like and in our shirt or up our skirt. In the military, like I want to be like let's say the woman wants to be a fire pilot, right? A pilot. She has to prove herself. Right? They're not gonna accept her just because she put in the application. She's gotta get up there, do the the whole G force, all that. So I think that's what it boils down to.

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And you know, coming from a an all-woman's company is shocking.

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But like men today still make more money in the exact same job as than a woman does.

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That's true.

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And that's not right. That's not fair. Why should a man make more money than a woman?

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Well, it was after World War II.

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We're not in World War II, but we might be starting World War III if you keep going.

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That the women started coming out in the workforce.

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And how long ago was that?

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Not that long.

Behind‑The‑Scenes Shenanigans

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So you're saying if you put me up against a man for a job, and we have the exact same credentials. He has all of his certificates that I do, all of the training, all of the background, all of the hands-on, no pun intended background and years that I have, he should make more money because he has a penis.

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Women's not higher.

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We get pennies on the dollar compared to a man. But I don't see y'all squeezing out something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon after carrying it for nine months. That's not our choice. Y'all couldn't handle childbirth. You could not handle childbirth. That's why I'm telling you, God give it to women. Because y'all couldn't handle it. Y'all get a man cold and you're in bed for a week.

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That's right. Sometimes we get pampered.

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Bullshit. We get up and we go to work, we deal with man colds, we take care of the kids, we take care of everything else. We are the stronger sex.

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Period.

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Yes. Women are stronger than men. Childbirthing is one of the most painful things you can go through on a pain level.

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I will not climb through the wood.

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Right. And I mean, I'm just saying, like, every year a woman has to lay down and get that little duck-like thing up there. Y'all get upset if you have to cough for your physical. I mean, come on now. Are you kidding me? You know, we're walking around carrying these chugs under our shirt, and we have to go and and take care of our monthly thing once a month with all that we have to do and all that we have every single day, and what do we get in return? We get pennies on the dollar when we deal with the most.

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So now you want to be paid to be a woman.

When Media Sexualizes Women

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It is. Do you know if you break down the value of what it costs to be a stay-at-home mom who gives the education? If okay, I homeschool faith. If you look at my certifications, my training, my background, my schooling, it would be as if she was in private school with a one-on-one tutor to be six figures a year. Right? But why is it that a man can turn around and be like, I'm the breadwinner, I'm the I'm the man, you know? And this is like this power trip. Not all men have it, not all men. But a woman can be just as powerful, but then she's a bitch. Because if she goes in there with confidence, people look at her like she's a bitch. When I was in my early 20s and I was in the executive team, people looked at me like, oh, she must be screwing the boss. I didn't screw my boss. My intelligence got me to where I was. Have a conversation with me and realize that I can carry a conversation with the best of them. That doesn't make me inadequate. That makes me competent. That makes me confident, competent, as well as intellectual. And I don't understand why they're turning around, people today turn around and say, Oh, okay, we have two applicants for the same position. One's a man, one's a woman. If you didn't know who they were gender-wise, then they would make the same amount of money. But if it's a man, we're gonna give him more. Why? Why does he get a bigger paycheck? All everything goes back to men in size.

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So, okay, you asked why why is it that an all women's company sexualized you the way they did?

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And I've handled it, right?

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But but but if if you're I don't agree with it at all, the general populace of women, it was completely degrading to me for who I am and what I stand for. I do I don't even wear any of the attire. And see, the thing is, is that it's adding a limb, that would be AI generated. But when you do something like that and you say, take this high-resolution headshot and make it a full body, you're gonna have to say, I want it to be wearing clothes that match the color of the suit I was wearing from the waist up. You're gonna have to say, put her in a skirt, you know, whatever, whatever. Those are technical things, those are not AI derivatives because they weren't just done by AI. They were done by somebody typing in the command to AI or typing in the command in the marketing team or whatever it was. It was not just generated on its own without assistance and command. So I don't agree with it. And you know what? There are women out there that do a hell of a good job as CEOs and do a hell of a good job as presidents and vice presidents and everything in between. But there are also men that do an amazing hell of a good job, too. But I'm just saying, why is it that a man should make more money than a woman?

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A woman's not so not a man.

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All right, here's your question. And only Faith and I would come up with this question. All right, ready, Michael? Here's the question. Let's say, I won't use you as an example. Let's say Joey Bagadonuts is a vice president of a Fortune 500 company, and he takes furlough or FMLA, whatever you want to call it. He goes on disability, long-term disability, but he comes back to his job. Okay, nobody recognizes him. What if he had a sex change? Are they gonna lower his pay?

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Because now he's a he identifies as a woman as long as he's producing the same amount of work.

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But they hired him as a man, and they hired him as a man with that distinction in HR and give him that pay raise or that amount of money. But if he comes back as somebody else and they reevaluate him, are they gonna change his pay?

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No.

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Thank you. I mean, it should have to do with your intellect, not the body parts that you carry.

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Unless it's a a physical job.

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So you're saying a woman can't do the same physical job as a man?

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Sure, very few. Not every woman's cut out to be a uh masonry, a bricklayer.

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Not a single man could give birth. Not a single man could give birth.

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No. And again, that wasn't our choice. Having a job is a choice.

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It's our choice to give birth to children.

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Yeah, but it wasn't your choice to be a woman. You were born that way. Oh shit, did I just step in something? Yeah, you did. You were born a woman or a man. Oh hell.

SPEAKER_05 18:58

Michael.

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What?

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Walk your mouth.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

So everybody knows that we are getting two new puppies in our family here in the next few weeks. Have either of you picked your names?

SPEAKER_06 19:18

I'm gonna call mine Advil.

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No, you're not.

SPEAKER_05 19:27

Hello, my new Admiral. I was uh Amber, uh-huh.

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So three names I have picked out.

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Oh boy.

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Because my dog is a girl.

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Oh my one name.

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So Misty Rose.

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Oh my god.

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This is the first name I chose. And then I chose Emily Rose. Because I took the F out of family. I made it Emily.

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This is gonna be hilarious. I can see people driving, listening to this podcast, and hearing this. Please prepare yourself.

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Puppy chicken.

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And explain why.

The Magazine Cover Controversy

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Back it up. Oh, oh lord. What's that?

SPEAKER_06 20:32

Why chicken? That's the name I have for my wife, y'all. My nickname that she gave me was Stucco. She named her service animal Stucco.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

It's not animal, stucco is a member of this family. And the leader of the stucco squad. So you want to name your dog chicken. Are you gonna name the middle name Nugget? Chicken Nugget?

SPEAKER_06 20:55

No, that would be the puppies.

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But they grow up, so they wouldn't be nuggets.

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We'll have to change your names.

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You're not naming this dog chicken breast, chicken thigh, or whatever, right?

SPEAKER_06 21:05

No. Chicken Rose.

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Chicken Rose. Samba. Semba. Samba Rose. And not one single person, and we probably asked about 15 to 20 people, said, oh, that's cute. Every one of them said, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. So come on, are you serious? Chicken rose?

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Chicken.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Okay, but why rose? Not rose.

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I like rose.

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Like rose is in an R O W. Like a row of chicken.

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Or how do you smell rose?

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Are you we understand you have a redneck wave of language? So when you say Are you talking about an R-O-S-E? Is it a flower? Or are you talking about like a rose, like a row of dandelions? Like a row.

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A flyer.

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Of a what?

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A flyer. Oh what? A rose, a flower.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

What does Sam hail is a flower of what? Say it again. Flour. Fly. It sounds like you're saying flyer.

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I have a flyer.

unknown 22:26

No.

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So give us a little insight on dad there, kitten.

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Oh how my hell.

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Absolutely nothing.

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Nothing my rear end.

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Nothing my rear end.

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You wanna have a debate? Well I help me with her clothes in a way. Oh, this is gonna be great.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

You want me to sum it up?

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

So they have an Xbox and it was given to Faith. She's about to elbow you, by the way. And so my husband says to her all the time, you need to earn your keep. So I'm gonna, you know, charge you this or whatever. And she's like, No. So he told her to get a job. And she has one.

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So yes.

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So he turns around he told her to get another one. So she says, Okay, I'm gonna charge you five dollars for every hour you play on my Xbox. And two dollars and fifty cents after every 30 minutes. And ten dollars if it's after midnight. And I have to say, it's pretty flipping ingenious. And I know a lot of the parents are like, my kid can't hear this episode. Because it is, it's pretty smart. He owes you$30 already. And it's pretty he played six hours the other morning. That's 30 more right than when I got up at 5 a.m.

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or 4, 3:30. Let's go through your day, Michael. Go ahead. No, no.

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Whenever I got up at 3:30, 4:30, whatever time it was. And then you play till no one's awake but me and the dolls.

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I'm up anytime you wake up.

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Not until I bring you breakfast.

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My frozen waffle.

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Here, it's still a man brings you breakfast and bed.

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Because a woman's the leader.

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Because I'm trained, but because I love her.

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Anyway, so then after your six hours of playing, you took a four and a half hour nap and woke up at two in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_06 24:44

I did recover all the energy.

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And then you get up, you eat lunch, and you went back to sleep.

SPEAKER_05 24:50

Yeah.

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Then you got up, had dinner, went back to sleep. Again.

SPEAKER_05 24:56

Well, after it, who will not do the rent thing at all?

SPEAKER_02 25:01

He won't do the rent of the Xbox.

unknown 25:03

No.

SPEAKER_05 25:04

Well, if you're playing hers. Cat no, can't no, no. Mom bought it for the minute. My money. No, wait, what? Mom bought me the hell clapping.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Mine. But it was my money. What are you talking about? Your money?

SPEAKER_06 25:18

I work for that money.

SPEAKER_01 25:19

When was the last time you worked?

SPEAKER_06 25:22

It was last year.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Wrong.

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And I don't work? I work seven days a week.

SPEAKER_06 25:26

Well, let me see your money.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Are you serious?

SPEAKER_06 25:32

That was a lot of dead silence there.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

That's because I'm trying to keep it PG.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

She's gonna get you.

SPEAKER_05 25:45

Well, how can I clamp an F Climb? Is it there and the F box or not?

Proving Competence And Bias At Work

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So Faith wants to know, should dad be paying her a rental fee? Like if you went to Blockbuster back in the day or Red Box and you rented a movie to rent it and watch it, you had to pay for it. So she's really smart about it and said he should have to pay a fee to use it.

SPEAKER_06 26:14

Wait a minute now. All right, so all right, so in your mindset, your mom bought this Xbox for you.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Why are you hung up on that part when she's talking about the fact that this was recorded and you said mom got you a gift, and I said no, it was from both of us, and you said no, it was from your mother.

SPEAKER_06 26:42

If you'll allow me to continue this final question, Lord.

SPEAKER_02 26:45

I'd love to hear this too.

SPEAKER_06 26:47

It's established that your mother bought you this Xbox for learning and school, and then by the moment. Okay, so she bought it, right? Yes, okay, so it was a gift to you, right? Okay, therefore I do not owe you rent. That's not true. I would owe your mother rent since she bought it, correct? I own that. It's her gift, okay. It's your gift, but she bought it. So I'm reimbursing your mother. No. No. Yeah, that's very logical.

SPEAKER_02 27:22

So if you're wearing a suit and you that you bought, but you get something on it and you take it to the dry cleaners, you have to pay the dry cleaners to take care of it for you. It's the same concept.

SPEAKER_06 27:32

Yeah, they're providing a service.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

Right. She's providing you a service by allowing you provided, you did to but you can't let her play and do her educational games on it because you're playing butchering crap on it. All she gotta do is wake up early. But you play after dinner, you play in the evenings too. So how is it she can play her educational stuff because you play and fall asleep playing?

SPEAKER_06 27:55

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

But she can't do her educational stuff if you are is there an issue?

SPEAKER_06 28:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

Yeah, just let her pull that off your finger.

SPEAKER_06 28:19

No, it's my callus. Look, I just got that today making a bracelet.

SPEAKER_05 28:24

My boss.

SPEAKER_04 28:28

Come on, we're done. Go play it.

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So now give us the lowdown about dad.

SPEAKER_05 28:42

I'm not gonna wanna know. I don't want car.

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Give us one thing.

SPEAKER_05 29:01

Oh but how can I favor a player? He's not a player anymore.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

Thanks for throwing that out there.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

Your dad wasn't a player back then, he was a whore.

SPEAKER_06 29:16

I was paid, yes, that's true. This is true. You trying to keep it clean? Oh boy. Like your bedroom. What what century?

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Outside.

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When we first moved in.

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Outside. Go on.

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Is is a lot better.

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No, no closet, no blessings, no final room.

SPEAKER_06 29:46

Okay, you got a valid point though. Garage. Okay, we get it.

SPEAKER_05 29:51

Okay.

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That's the end of our show.

SPEAKER_05 29:56

Come look at the little man, Seb.

SPEAKER_06 29:59

Man cave. My little man cave?

SPEAKER_02 30:02

And then not my soul. Um, her desks are even covered with your stuff in the cold room.

SPEAKER_06 30:07

She doesn't use her desk.

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She can't get to them.

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If she come down there, she can't get to them. Anyway. What's our show about tonight?

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Women are stronger.

SPEAKER_06 30:20

Women are stronger. Smelling. Ow. Don't kick me.

SPEAKER_00 30:28

Don't be rude. When you're good, whose are you? When you're bad, who's are you?

SPEAKER_06 30:36

He is.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:39

I get a pronoun. He is.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

That's how she identifies. Oh, babe. I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Her butt just blew you a kiss. I'm done. I'm out. That was sweet. Her butt blew you a kiss. That's a term of endearment.

SPEAKER_06 30:57

Something inappropriate on air.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

That's a term of endearment. That's hilarious. See what I live with? It's a term of endearment.

SPEAKER_06 31:09

How can they see?

SPEAKER_01 31:11

They can hear it. That's sweet. She's you that's sweet.

SPEAKER_06 31:15

She's just flagellating all of these.

Pay Gap, Power, And Respect

SPEAKER_04 31:21

But you wouldn't trade her for anything else. What can I get for her? Divorced. How? Divorced.

SPEAKER_06 31:36

No, I have all the dogs with me.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 31:38

She had all wrong.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

These two are already still in my name. So good luck with that one.

SPEAKER_06 31:45

But yours is mine, dear.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

No. Really? But you're it's your money, you say.

SPEAKER_06 31:51

No, that was my money.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

Uh-huh. Where's the love? You said you would never leave me.

SPEAKER_06 31:59

I'm sitting right here across from you.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

I'm talking about ongoing future.

SPEAKER_06 32:02

You're the one who talked about divorce woman.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

You said you would never let me divorce you.

SPEAKER_06 32:07

Oh, so now it's my choice. Do you want a choice? What are you giving me a choice? Do you want one? I'm already the boss. Bitch, please.

SPEAKER_05 32:18

I'm playing out.

SPEAKER_02 32:19

Now people are gonna wonder are we having problems in our marriage and are we getting divorced? That's gonna be the next thing.

SPEAKER_06 32:24

Well, hey, we already talked to therapist today.

SPEAKER_02 32:27

We talked to your therapist today.

SPEAKER_06 32:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

Yeah. And she was so glad that I was insightful because you don't tell her squadoosh.

SPEAKER_06 32:34

I had to admit some things.

SPEAKER_05 32:37

Wrong.

SPEAKER_06 32:38

Mm-hmm. I even had to say your mom was right. I said you were right earlier. I'm on a roll. So would you ever divorce me? Absolutely. Not.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

There was a little bit of hesitant in that.

SPEAKER_06 32:55

Did we make it longer?

SPEAKER_03 32:57

It's long enough.

SPEAKER_06 32:58

Hey, easy greasy PG.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Oh, well enough. And on that note, thanks for listening to this episode, and we'll see if we can get Faith to be on here with us more often because she's hilarious and I love her with all my heart and soul.

SPEAKER_06 33:16

Y'all go check out her books on Amazon. Faith Cure. You don't even know. Faith Solomon. You don't even know. You don't even know. Faith Solomon Cure? No. Faith Cure Solomon? You don't even know. I forget how she puts her name in there. Well, you have to read it to see. I read it. You've only read one. That's the best one.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

You don't know? How do you know that's only the best one if you don't read the rest?

SPEAKER_06 33:39

Because it was about moi.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

There's another one in there that has you referenced too.

SPEAKER_06 33:42

Yeah, but not like this one.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

You don't know that.

SPEAKER_06 33:45

Y'all, Faith has written five books.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

Oh, she's written about 500. She just hasn't published them.

SPEAKER_06 33:51

Yeah. She's an excellent writer, poet, and artist.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

Daughter.

SPEAKER_06 33:58

We'll get to that.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

No, she's the best daughter ever.

SPEAKER_06 34:02

So her book is on Amazon. Type in her name, Faith Cure Solomon. And you should be able to find several of her books.

SPEAKER_03 34:12

She's the best. She's amazing.

SPEAKER_06 34:13

She is amazing. She kept out a lot of people. And she takes no glory for it.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Well, she is a gift. She's the best gift. And my greatest honor is being her mom, without question. This is my sweet, sweet baby girl.

SPEAKER_06 34:31

Miracle. Thank y'all for listening to Contagious Smile tonight. Unstoppable.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

You know, say see you later. I know how the one. I know so.