ADHD After Dark
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ADHD After Dark
S3 E7: Savvy Suppers and Technological Titters
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Hey friends and fellow foodies! Ever wondered if you could have a blast without blowing the bank on a steak dinner? Well, buckle up for this episode because it's a whirlwind ride through the quirky and the quintessential, served up with a side of serious savings savvy. Our gang, joined by the ever-charming Monty, trades insider secrets on stretching those dining dollars at fast food joints and debates the merits of splurging on a luxurious aged wagyu. We even have a laugh over someone's "innovative" steak aging method that might just redefine gourmet for you.
Now, who hasn't had their share of home improvement hiccups or pondered the peculiarities of modern conveniences? Sit back and enjoy as we swap stories of delivery dilemmas, the surprising cost of a Mickey D's run, and the unexpected twists of tackling DIY projects. It's all about the hilarious harmony of life's little chaos, from unexpected strong winds to the allure of virtual avatars. And speaking of technology, we dive into the virtual landscape, musing over the idea of swapping our faces for Vtuber personas, because who doesn't want to keep a little mystery in their online lives?
Wrapping things up, we don't hold back in our cheeky, no-stone-unturned discussion about the hypothetical price of dignity—we're talking risqué dares and romantic misadventures that'll have you in stitches. Then, as we sketch and play our way through drawing games, the conversation veers into a delightful detour of Yu-Gi-Oh game tales and pepperoni-laden artistic critiques. It's a full platter of random delights, with every topic seasoned with our signature humor and a dash of the unexpected. So come for the tips, stay for the tales, and let's share a hearty laugh at this wild banquet we call life!
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Late Friends and Aged Wagyu
Speaker 1Well, mark.
Speaker 2I don't know, I know, but we're also late, so I can't win.
Speaker 1No, I'm the reason we're late.
Speaker 2But he's also late.
Speaker 1I mean I find it funny that he joined the channel and then just kind of disappeared. Yeah, yeah what an asshole.
Speaker 3Who does that to their friends like Nipple's?
Speaker 4cage.
Speaker 1That was the dumbest shit that we ever came up with.
Speaker 3We ever drop it. I don't know.
Speaker 1No, well, we always say that, and then somehow we do Zayno, who's you? Who you swiping on on your dating apps?
Speaker 2Not my mom, actually, just text me my grandpa that lives in Arkansas in the hospice and has days to live. Oh, that's a downer right.
Speaker 4I'm going to need you to put a smile on for the podcast.
Speaker 1I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2I haven't talked to him since. I was like a little little kid, like it doesn't affect me much Still.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2He was, he actually remarried and had a few kids with a new wife and then like kind of just forgot about the rest of his family. Was the deal with that? So like I wasn't very close to him, oh, doesn't matter me, of course it sucks for my mom Right.
Speaker 3That's still her shitty situation.
Speaker 2That's all right. Only you can know there's a murky about fucking time real mean to Zeno.
Speaker 3Cook your sweet fucking time.
Speaker 5Why would I do that to Zeno? What do you do?
Speaker 1He's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3Genuinely.
Speaker 5I don't think he is.
Speaker 2You guys are trying to beat him so hard.
Speaker 3Real good guy.
Speaker 5Real good guy. He's a real good guy.
Speaker 2I had for a long time. I did keep a roof over his head. You did keep a roof over his head and he made Sticks like he made within an hour, three weeks. Huh. And then he aged them on the grill, yeah, you know cook the stakes.
Speaker 1They became aged. I watched a TikTok of like aged wagyu and it was like them cutting into it. It was like two years aged and I was like that's, that's a long fucking time outside of it was just black and the inside of it was still red. I don't know how that's physically possible, but I was like that is Get off all that like dark shit and cook what's left. It was $3,200 a pound and they were cutting and they were cutting a piece of wagyu. That was like probably 20 pounds yeah.
Speaker 5I did see the look on my face at the fans Lee.
Speaker 1I would, I would. I would much rather just go to the supermarket and get a reasonably priced piece of meat Right.
Speaker 5I'll go get it I could buy the entire meat section.
Speaker 1I could buy the entire meat section for $3,200.
Speaker 5I could go by half a cow for like an all organic farm like the fuck.
Speaker 1I'll age. I'll age my beef myself.
Speaker 2I'd like to have white, white. Is it? Why do? Why you wagyu wagyu, wagyu wagyu? Wagyu wagyu, wagyu, wagyu wagyu wagyu I'd like to this decade, or you're going to be such a pretty voice. Him back there.
Speaker 5Check it out in the fan sleeve.
Speaker 1Yes you were saying you would like to have wagyu Zeno. Is that that it? Yeah? Is that that all you could do? That's it.
Speaker 3Never had it before I technically have a here in the states because I love wagyu.
Speaker 1I've never had $50 a pound on Amazon. It depends what kind you get. Well, that's the kind that exists on Amazon.
Speaker 6I highly recommend that you get a five wagyu, Otherwise it's just going to taste like a normal steak.
Speaker 2That's unfortunate. If murky cooks it, it's just going to taste like a normal steak Right.
Speaker 6One of my friends took me to a restaurant in New Orleans once and they didn't have the steak that he wanted in the wagyu, so he got me the filet. He's like one of us is eating the wagyu, so he bought it.
Speaker 1Nice, that's fair. What a piece of shit.
Speaker 2Probably like $500 for a six ounce steak.
Speaker 6It was like 110.
Speaker 2OK, for a four ounce steak, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1I mean, if I spent $110 on a meal, I'd be pretty fit because I couldn't afford anything else.
Speaker 5Yeah, that was just the house salad, with some sides Right. The house salad is thirty dollars for a one leaf.
Speaker 6It came with bone marrow.
Speaker 2A leaf, a crouton and a dab of a Slug. I hate fancy restaurants.
Speaker 1for that reason you go there and they're like this is so exquisite. I'm like bitch. I'm still fucking hungry. I could go to McDonald's and get probably lesser quality, but compared to the dollar that I'm spending, I have fucking way more bang for your buck.
Speaker 2I mean, it's absolutely lesser quality.
Speaker 6I get three definitely lesser quality.
Speaker 4And you're looking to fill yourself up. And that's true I can add one, I mean not anymore, McDonald's ain't priced for the work in mando.
Speaker 6Yeah, you remember switch and like seventy five dollars on breakfast.
Speaker 1Nothing's priced for the working man anymore. A.
Speaker 2Ben's soft pretzel first Thursday of the month is two dollar pretzel day. He's got a point price for the working man.
Speaker 5So hear me out. Taco Bell's new. Taco Bell's new menu has a cheesy gordita crunch box. Is the cheese gordita crunch of beefy five layer nachos. Five layers are solid Five layers always, that's a staple after tax, out the door, nine dollars and like a sense, yeah, or something weird like that. That's not terrible, not as good as the five dollar chalupa box, however Right, the five dollar chalupa box was the chalupa like two tacos the burrito, the Cinnatwiss, cinnatwiss and a drink for five bucks.
Speaker 6Yeah, you know, you know these hacks though Every time you're like, oh, I want Taco Bell, but it's so expensive. I'm like did you look at the new box? Yeah for real. Yeah, did you look at the enchilada burrito box? Because it's eight dollars.
Speaker 2I was like you get everything.
Speaker 2Like I'm hungry but like it's so expensive it's half the box. Guys is like let me, let me turn you on to something here. Literally like whenever I'm hungry and gas is in the chat, then I'm like man, I don't want to spend that much money. Oh, she's like hey, how about this discount though? Like one night I wanted pizza and I was like I don't want to pay for like delivery and shit. It's expensive. So she's like no, go to Domino's, you're going to get two like medium one toppings. You go to the deals tab, you click on this deal.
Speaker 2That bitch is like fifteen dollars for two pizzas. I was like, fuck yeah it is gas, it is.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 2I save so much money, I bought myself a brookie.
Speaker 6Yeah, I didn't get to this size by not eating.
Speaker 2Fair, fair, fair. You know the tricks of the trade.
Speaker 6Oh yeah.
Speaker 1So, speaking of the working man not being able to afford McDonald's, I saw a vid. I saw like a it was either a reddit post or a TikTok the other day and it was just like you know, it was like Europe. It was like Europeans what isn't the US ready to hear? And they were like, yeah, so the US is capitalism until you're rich, then it becomes a socialist economy with bailouts and everything like that. I was like you fucking, no, fucking way, I mean.
Speaker 2I mean.
Speaker 6Also speaking of McDonald's being too expensive. So Coco got paid twenty five dollars to like buy food the other day with the company card because he had a lunch meeting and he was like, hey, we're going to try and get food for both of us, ok. And I was like, all right, cool. So he went through. He was able to get a 20 piece nugget. We had to split a large fry. And then he was like so do you want a drink or more food?
Speaker 1I was like I'll take a drink. Yeah, I was like do you want drinks? You just want more food.
Speaker 5Slap Mcdonalds here and there, maybe a double chicken If I went to McDonald's.
Speaker 1I could have gotten a little bit more, but I had to door it out because I couldn't.
Speaker 6And he had to include tip in that twenty five oh there, so it was really like 20. It's like normally if we order McDonald's we get like the forty piece nugget thing that comes with two large fries and like you've got two days of food, At least two meals for two people, two days.
Speaker 1you order it by yourself.
Speaker 6Yeah, I've done that before. Back in the day, you know the Martins days, I'd go to McDonald's Forty, forty piece nugget.
Speaker 2I've been doing that, like with DoorDash. Once a week they have like a they'll do an offer where you can get 50% off up to like an order $20 or more. So I'll like order like two meals, which typically, if I'm smart about it, gets me just over the $20 threshold, and then I'll do like a five to $7 tip depending on how far away it is. But then I get two meals and I put one meal in the fridge and then I can eat for two days on like $12.
Speaker 6Hey, you're a smart boy.
Speaker 2Yeah, it doesn't include tip, but you know it's still yeah, yeah. And I get that shit brought to me Back.
Speaker 6Pretty fucking nice. You can get so much stuff delivered to your house even at like 9pm. You can get so much stuff delivered to your house.
Speaker 2There was one day I was working on a sink in my kitchen. I had to put a new faucet in, and I had already made two trips to the hardware store and I wasn't fucking making a third trip. But I needed like one of the hose that went from the sink to the hot water line. For whatever reason, the one I had wasn't working, for it was I think it was just rusted out and it just wasn't screwing back on or something, and so I was like I'm not fucking going back to the hardware store, but I door dashed one from like local supermarket fucking brought that shit to me in like 20 minutes. I was like this is fucking first world problems right here. This is pretty fucking all right.
Speaker 6Like day one of me and Coco having the house. We needed trash bags. So we door dashed trash bags, Never again. They're the worst trash bags I've ever received.
Speaker 2That's awful.
Speaker 6They brought us expired trash bags. I swear they were so stuck together when you were trying to open them they would rip.
Speaker 2I commonly forget to get kitty litter, and so I'll like go to clean the litter box out and put fresh stuff in and be like, oh should I ran out and I have to door dash kitty litter.
Speaker 1I just have a chewy auto ship for that.
Speaker 6You auto ship. It nice, you could set up one of ship.
Speaker 1Yeah, you save money if you auto ship it.
Speaker 6Yeah, but like what if you end up with too much of it?
Speaker 1Then we use it as a thing to prevent the front door from blowing open in the wind.
Speaker 6That's true.
Speaker 1Maybe we should fix that. Yeah, maybe, or I could just keep an extra thing of litter, I could fix the door.
Speaker 2You know I could have an extra thing of litter. You know, tomato, tomato.
Speaker 6I think I think he was streaming or doing this one night and I was literally in bed and it was storming outside and all of a sudden I just heard this loud ass noise and like I could feel the wind in our bedroom and I was like what the fuck happened? Did like a branch go through the window or something? No, the front door blew open and the gusts that were coming through were so strong that it was blowing, like you know when you have like the like square thing that goes up to the attic.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6It was blowing the board up on that. It kept blowing up and then coming back down and then another gust would come through and it'd blow back up again. So imagine me just like sleeping, waking up and I'm like what the fuck is happening, yeah, and then I'm like in there trying to fix it and it wouldn't. It was awful.
Speaker 1It was all fucking cocoa was playing video games. There was also another time where I was streaming, like when you were, when you were working nights gas and we do have a deadbolt, it just blows open. Yeah.
Speaker 2It blows the deadbolt open.
Speaker 6Yes, yeah, I don't think that they drilled the did it, rip it like the pocket?
Speaker 1No, it's deep enough it closes the deadbolt and then the doors open. It doesn't.
Speaker 6We only have a deadbolt. It doesn't have the other one.
Speaker 5Hold on, hold on. This doesn't make any fucking sense.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, tell me, because I let me tell another story. I have a second story of the dead.
Speaker 5If you have a deadbolt locked over. Yeah, you're telling me that the wind comes through the crack in the door, so hard it happened.
Speaker 1It happened twice. You want me to explain that multiple times.
Speaker 6What it's happened multiple times.
Speaker 2This is the epiphany of orange cat energy.
Speaker 5Check out the fans to see fucking Kate and all his glory. That's a nice asshole. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like sure.
Speaker 1Whenever gas is working nights and I was streaming on a Friday night having drinks, I ran out of a drink and I can't hear when my headset's on. The shit going up there, yeah. I walked up and I'm like why is the fucking floor wet? And then I looked and I was like I have no idea how long that door was open for. So I immediately went right back downstairs and I was like guys, you're going to end stream, because I don't know where my cat's at.
Speaker 2This was before we had Jariah.
Speaker 1I ended it and I was just like I shut the door because I didn't know if she was inside or outside? Well, she was outside because as soon as I opened the door back up to go look, once I confirmed she wasn't inside. She was just sitting at the front door and opened the door and she just goes and then ran inside and I'm like so you ever going to go back outside again? You look like you hated it, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6Ken confirmed it blows the deadbolt open.
Speaker 2Yeah, we're going to need to take a look at that. If it's not fixed by the next time, we're all over there fucking literally vibrating the door, so dust, or I'm trying to.
Speaker 6So here's my thing. I don't think I don't think that they drilled the hole deep enough for the deadbolt to go into. I don't think so. Even when we lock the deadbolt over, it barely goes in. So it's not like completely, it's not like the mechanism's locked.
Speaker 5It's not locked, I'll lay over.
Speaker 1If you shut the door, it could probably start wiggling over because it's not fully engaged, and I don't think you can fix that one. We'd have to get some sort of thing we mount on the backside, because the deadbolt itself like it's like that much space to that and like a window that is attached to the door frame.
Speaker 2We can definitely fix it.
Speaker 6Well, we're going to have to Well, I think half of the issue would be fixed if we changed out the door knob too.
Speaker 4Yeah, because it's not a door knob.
Speaker 6It's like a handle that turns instead of like an actual door knob, so it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1It's not. It's not an. It doesn't even lock. It's not an outdoor door.
Speaker 6It's literally an indoor door knob.
Speaker 5I'm pretty sure you got some woodworking tools.
Speaker 6I know, but we can get some. I know there's an ace down the street.
Speaker 1Yeah, I have a fucking circular saw.
Speaker 2We can get you. Oh, now we're talking.
Speaker 5Yeah, cocoa, cocoa.
Speaker 4We can go one day and I was like, oh, like I didn't know what kind of saw and I went out in the shed and I was like cool, Let you buy this.
Speaker 6My credit card you were using this outside without telling me yeah, that's how I you need to be supervised.
Speaker 1It's how I sawed the aluminum channels here to size.
Speaker 2Nice I used the hands on. It was a pain in the dick.
Speaker 1Yeah, let me tell you the circular saw it was. It was pretty easy, but, like the first one I did, I learned that you have to be very, you have to hold on to it very tightly, because I got the one piece off.
Speaker 6Oh.
Speaker 1God, it's shot out. It's shot out. My one friend who was putting the the new door knob on the back back yard and fucking flew past him and it landed outside around the corner somehow. I'm upset.
Speaker 2That's hilarious.
Speaker 6Also, it's time to murder my first. Everybody Not sponsored, not sponsored, but I wish we were not sponsored yet Right, Liquid death.
Speaker 5If you're out there, if you're listening.
Speaker 6I'm friends with eight bit. Give me a sponsorship.
Speaker 1Gas V tubing coming soon. Yeah, you should really try the podcast with your Vtuber instead of your actual camera.
Speaker 6I was just thinking that I was like people can pay to see what I look like now.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6Hmm.
Speaker 2Weird feeling.
Speaker 6It's weird. I wouldn't, even know how to show it on Discord. I feel like.
Speaker 5I think about it during the day. I'm basically a prostitute, and then I don't know how to carry on. I feel like I should make more money if I was a prostitute with this fat ass Like I should make it.
Speaker 6Let's try this. Do you guys want me to debut my Vtuber on Discord? That'd be fun.
Speaker 2I mean, we don't mind.
Speaker 1You see that thing where it says start virtual camera on the right there.
Speaker 6Yeah, one second I got to open Vtube Studio.
Speaker 1I got to make this full screen. You just go looking at my Discord server the whole time.
Speaker 2I just found out, I have two uncles that are 21 and 24.
Speaker 1You're older than your uncles.
Speaker 2Yeah, because my grandpa remarried and had two kids.
Speaker 6You just found out about it, congrats.
Speaker 2I just found out how old they were. I kind of forgot about them. I knew he got remarried and had kids.
Speaker 6I just found out that they existed no.
Speaker 2No, my mom texts me because he's on his deathbed.
Speaker 6Oh fuck.
Speaker 4I know I ain't yeah.
Speaker 2I didn't really know him.
Speaker 1I saw him once when I was really young, to Zeno, because we wanted you to be a piece of shit. But we gas you one too many times for it to work.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, you're right, the week long gaslighting is what really did it.
Speaker 1Now we're going to have to gaslight you into not saying something to make you the bad person. So try to get you to say something, and when you don't want to say it, then you're the bad person. Now he's going to overthink everything we ever say to him. You're welcome, markey. All the smoke is being contained.
Speaker 5I am being used to headphones right now.
Speaker 2I'm hungry.
Speaker 1Well, you should go fucking gas, you should eat some.
Speaker 6Yeah, what are you? What are you feeling? What are you feeling? I'll find you a deal.
Speaker 1You just were talking about how good gas is at the deals. I don't know.
Speaker 2I really want a steak. We're talking about steak now on one steak, good luck.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean to be, fair he does have a lot of stuff around him that could give him.
Speaker 6Isn't there a new steak place over by you, like it's new from? I think there's like a salt grass by. Yes.
Speaker 2There is a salt grass. That is the gas.
Speaker 6Yeah, I saw that when we were driving by the other day.
Speaker 2Is it open?
Speaker 6You should get salt grass. I don't know, maybe it's not.
Speaker 2I don't think it is. Yeah, I haven't drove by there.
Speaker 5I don't think it was open, but I mean that was three fucking four weeks ago.
Speaker 2Opens in March.
Speaker 5It says March.
Speaker 6It is March.
Speaker 2But it doesn't say open now. Damn them. Do they have a phone number?
Speaker 1They do.
Speaker 5Call them. Are you guys fucking open?
Speaker 2I'm on the fucking podcast.
Speaker 5I know you don't know who I am, but you should. Ok, you should know.
Speaker 2You knew what was good for you.
Speaker 5We made a nipple of cage yeah. So we're the creators of a new movie, and you ever heard of the G blades? 70 will this Christmas bitch yeah 70 pounds of New York fucking strips.
Speaker 4What was the name that I came up with.
Speaker 2It was the Tangler.
Speaker 1No, I can't, it was after the Tangler the future, the future.
Speaker 5My sister. That's right, I forgot about good old. How could?
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 4That's the third movie.
Speaker 6How do?
Speaker 1I hit start virtual camera. Now go to discord.
Speaker 7Oh, they're not open yet.
Speaker 6Shit Sorry, I took my glasses off.
Speaker 1I can't find discord. Select OBS virtual camera as your camera. Alright user syncing you can use that right where the camera button is too. Oh really, yeah, you see the little arrow that pops up where the camera is at On the bottom. Click that and then you can select your camera and then turn it on. You gotta click the actual button now down at the bottom. That's how you do it. There's the YouTuber.
Speaker 2Bone in ribeye $43.99. Ah, guess what? It's 21 ounces, though. It's registered up here Center cut filet 9 ounce $34.99. Where's that Wagyu beef? I don't think I got one. That's unfortunate. I ain't got it, damn shame. Only 10. This is the thing. Subscribe to the OnlyFans.
Speaker 1Subscribe to the OnlyFans. How's it going?
Speaker 2Actually it's a fan Going.
Speaker 5What you doing there On fact of the day.
Speaker 3Photoshopping a thumbnail because I kinda checked out when you guys were talking about something I have no connection to.
Speaker 1That's fair. I'm gonna tell you about the thumbnail I need for my next episode on Cities Skylines. I finally started editing it and then Adobe Premiere was like I don't want to work right now, so I put it back down again on the edit Damn.
Speaker 2Albeck Steakhouse is selling a sirloin for $12. It probably has a cancer in it. Comes with a side of Aussie fries God damn it.
Speaker 6Albeck steakhouse there you go.
Speaker 1Maybe you should get that.
Speaker 2I'm gonna get the third one. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1That's why.
Speaker 2I'm like an 8-out.
Speaker 6Get that what's delivery fee Is that, like the meal it is, a meal Comes with fries.
Speaker 2Alright, guys, what do you think?
Speaker 5I gave up on that.
Speaker 6I was gonna say every time I look up at the picture all I see, is anime titties, I mean it's a plus right.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm not a complainer, I'm too enthralled into food right now, the only.
Speaker 6thing that could get about. That is like Let me find Zeno a deal.
Speaker 2Any time I look away from the food I see tits, and then I get lost in those for a little bit and then I go back to the other room.
Speaker 5I'll make you some motherfucking bros. Oh shit, you know, do I break two blocks? Let me see.
Speaker 6Door dash Switch it to Zeno's address.
Speaker 2Why are there steak combos so fucking expensive? Where's the fucking Joey shit? Maybe that's a kid's meal steak. It is actually.
Speaker 6I just realized that, what I mean.
Speaker 1You can have the virtual camera be its own scene, like choose a scene for the virtual camera. But that's cool.
Speaker 5Put on your hot water.
Speaker 6You'll have to teach me how to do that.
Speaker 5I'll just think about that Hot water cooking in the bag. What am I doing? Log steak, the way we package the ground venison as the one pound packages. Take that and just put the water on as hot as it will go and just put it on there for half hour and it'll be done. It'll be like a tube steak and then you can eat my dick. Did you say tube?
Speaker 6steak Tube, steak, that's dick right.
Speaker 1Yeah, You're eating a tube steak.
Speaker 2You know your fucking dick is like a quarter pound, though, right.
Speaker 5Not even Thank you, not even.
Speaker 2Thanks for being so generous, appreciate you.
Speaker 5That's pretty nice of you.
Speaker 1My dick probably would be just barely be more than the dollar menu because of prices.
Speaker 5I've seen little barbecue noodles with tube steak All right Zeno, so you want steak.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6Do you care what variety it's in? Because you could get hibachi steak for 21 bucks.
Speaker 1God damn it. Don't do this to me. I want hibachi now.
Speaker 2You should get hibachi Coco.
Speaker 1We don't have hibachi, I'd have to literally leave.
Speaker 6And they have a spend 15, get $20, sorry, 20% off up to $5. Well, fuck.
Speaker 2I mean, that sounds like a fucking deal, right Like God, kodo, kodo.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2I know that's not so hard. What's wrong with Kodo?
Speaker 5Hey Kodo be doing it.
Speaker 6I've had Kodo.
Speaker 1I haven't. What is Kodo? It's a hibachi place.
Speaker 6Isn't it like a change? Is that the place we went to with?
Speaker 1Miles? Technically no. No, there was a different one, yeah.
Speaker 3That was just a hibachi buffet.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, we went to. Yeah, it's just called hibachi, right? Yeah, it's just a hibachi buffet. Hibachi grill.
Speaker 6Oh yeah.
Speaker 5I've had that too. What do you mean? Right now, you fucking flex up on your chair again. Yeah.
Speaker 1You should have seen him when he did that. You flexed up on your phone.
Speaker 6You look pretty good. Yeah, Kodo's good. It's the one that has the elephants outside.
Speaker 2Where do I find this fucking hibachi Sendor?
Speaker 6dash Dake Sendor dash.
Speaker 2I'm looking forward on the menu.
Speaker 6Search for oh, it was literally like the recommended hibachi steak. Search for Kodo.
Speaker 2Most ordered.
Speaker 6It was featured items at the top.
Speaker 1Are you just trying to click through and look for it instead of searching? You could also just search steak.
Speaker 6Yeah, you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 2I did search steak. You fucking cuck.
Speaker 6And the bright side about going there. You could also get a little sushi if you wanted to.
Speaker 1He calls you a cuck. Yeah, he's fucking you, are they what? Somebody else is fucking you, are they? Um and the answer was no, immediately. No, don't worry. Whenever I ask her if she loves me, the answer also isn't immediately yes, that's pretty much it, yeah.
Speaker 2It's usually like hmm, yeah, I guess so Well you kind of pissed me off earlier, now that you asked. I'm kind of thinking about it.
Speaker 5yeah, Crazy shit.
Speaker 2I hadn't really put much thought into it before, but now, since you're asking me, I'm kind of thinking about it and I'm just you know, Maybe not.
Speaker 3Ba-de-de-de-de. Ugh oh.
Speaker 1And that was juicy and wet. Go on, that's it. You didn't want to say it, but it was one of those where you just automatically go over and repeat what I said and it makes you sound weird, fucking loser. You're fucking a creep. You're a fucking creep.
Speaker 2You're a fucking creep. How dare you fucking?
Speaker 1objectify me. How dare you look at my wet dick that I must have pissed all over myself?
Speaker 3Pissed all over the piss.
Speaker 2Pissed this sirloin from Papa Vino's.
Speaker 6Ooh, I do love Papa Vino's.
Speaker 2Pretty good. Got the angler sirloin steak.
Speaker 4Do you guys want to see some of my scenes?
Speaker 6since we're just fucking around, or Of course.
Speaker 2Oh, you have to fucking fall. Oh shit, michelle Wacka, deli steak and chicken. Aw, oh, no you just died it looks very Sailor Moon-ish.
Speaker 6What yeah, Captain Carrot made it for me, you can't say city names.
Speaker 5What are you doing?
Speaker 4That's true. Did you just fucking say a?
Speaker 1city name.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6That's the name of this restaurant?
Speaker 1What was the name of the restaurant?
Speaker 2What was it called Michelle Wacka deli steak and chicken?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, good thing I don't live near you.
Speaker 5Good thing that's good. Fucking. It was an Indian tribe name Fucking.
Speaker 2It is actually yeah.
Speaker 5This will look different because my position will be different. When I get assassinated.
Speaker 2I didn't kill myself, Fucking fucking kill myself, fucking, fucking, call me high as shit one night. I don't remember what it was about. It was the fucking apartments that were going up in downtown Elkhart and it was like the price of them were just like astronomical, like super crazy prices for the area that it's in.
Speaker 1I feel like they used to have another city name.
Speaker 2We talk about it all the time because it's the met capital of the world. Fair enough, it is. So Birkin calls me and tells me about the shit I didn't even know. The conspiracy theory of life.
Speaker 5I called him at 10 o'clock at night on FaceTime. I'm like you have to listen to me.
Speaker 1How high were you.
Speaker 2He was fucking suited dude Bro was so fucking high. Several times he would get close to the mic and be like Zeno. I'm fucking telling you right now I know I joke about it a lot, but I didn't fucking kill myself. If I end up fucking dead tomorrow, I didn't fucking kill myself, zeno, look at me. I didn't fucking kill myself.
Speaker 5He didn't tell him himself they're coming for me, I'm confident.
Speaker 2I'm blowing the fucking whistle on this whole organization.
Speaker 5They're gonna fucking be coming for me Realistic fantasy world around this shitty ass town and shitty ass part of town because it's on a river and they're like, oh yeah, we'll charge $1.9 million for these units when they are dog, shit, dog shit.
Speaker 2Right down the street you can buy meth.
Speaker 4Yeah, literally, I might be able to buy meth there If you can afford a $1.4 million apartment.
Speaker 5you could probably afford meth yeah they have a couple nice pictures, like when no one's around, like just of the river, and then all the rest of them are just hand drawn images of like shit, they what we see in the future, and blah, blah, blah. All this bullshit. I'm like dude, this is a fucking scam.
Speaker 1Murky, was it on the time that? You took the blue pill.
Speaker 2No, this was much longer after.
Speaker 5This is a recent. It's all a joke. I was joking.
Speaker 1This was literally like two weeks ago.
Speaker 5I was cutting this down To see our next session about the scams in our local areas and how we're gonna fucking stop them.
Speaker 1You were fucking zuded out of your mind two weeks ago, talking about apartments that were too expensive for the area, and you were whispering to Zeno. I didn't kill myself.
Speaker 2If I wake up tomorrow and there's a suicide note.
Speaker 1Don't believe it.
Speaker 5Look at the handwriting. You know what my handwriting looks like. I don't like it's dog shit.
Speaker 1Xenos over there trying to contemplate what he wants to eat still.
Speaker 2I am. Yeah, there's this. Hear me out here. Yes steak meals. Twenty six dollars, you can't you.
Speaker 1You start off at fifteen dollars, and now you're twenty six.
Speaker 2But this one has an herb, bone marrow butter on it.
Speaker 1That doesn't. You could have had her. She's a.
Speaker 2For twenty one has her bone marrow butter.
Speaker 1Is it worth the extra fucking six?
Speaker 2I don't know, it looks pretty fucking delicious.
Speaker 1Going to be disappointing it sounds like it might be. It's going to be disappointing because you're getting it delivered.
Speaker 2You probably right.
Speaker 1You're going to have to deal with mellow warm steak. I get it cooked medium anyway, so what's going to be cold, no matter what, by the time it gets to you.
Speaker 2Now Don't live in the middle of bumfuck Egypt.
Speaker 1Yeah, but steak. Steak loses its temperature really quick.
Speaker 4Right.
Speaker 1They usually don't put it in fucking heat sealing, fucking packaging. They usually just put it in like a fucking plastic bin or something, and then they do around here. I'll do that. How much was like a?
Speaker 2four dash puts it in like a thing that's like insulated, kind of like a pizza delivery.
Speaker 5Yeah pizza bag. Yeah, tell me, they don't wrap it in aluminum foil.
Speaker 2You talking to me.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Well, it's like. The thing is, the bag is insulated like aluminum foil type material.
Speaker 1You're going to have a dasher that had a bag full of cold goods before you go, and then he's going to switch out the cold goods from his bag and then put your warm stuff in that bag, and then you're going to just have a cold bag of stuff.
Speaker 2I'd be fucked up of them. Why would he do that? Because your door dasher. Why are you doing this to me, God? I got lost in the toaster.
Speaker 1I'm not sure. They're not there to make your food warm, they're just there to deliver as much as possible. You know they can eat it, that's true, that's true, but a little crisp on the crooked you.
Speaker 5Oh, crooked yous on there. That's where I go.
Speaker 2You lot a hush puppy.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure by now people can triangulate where Xeno lives because of all the restaurants.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, they know where you live now.
Speaker 2That's fine, I'm drinking.
Speaker 6I vote for you because you can get.
Speaker 1Xeno also wants pussy for dinner.
Speaker 2The anime titties got me feeling some kind of way, you know.
Speaker 6Hey, you can always call Sasha.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6So get you a smoke rib eye with a side of poutine.
Speaker 1Poutine Side of pussy. Mercedon is in an alley.
Speaker 5My last break. I'm not so lucky.
Speaker 2It is really good to if you are feeling like pussy.
Speaker 6They do have a poke bowl and that's probably pretty close yeah.
Speaker 2You can smell it to kind of remember what it used to be like.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh no, I bet you it sounds like this too.
Speaker 5If there was a bug in front of me right now, I'd fucking smash it.
Speaker 1OK, I know.
Speaker 4I fucking support my brother.
Speaker 1Most normal people think you're talking about a fly, but I know what you were talking about.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly Nightly present a podcast this thing is like cool. You just said you were going to kill a fly on your desk. That's amazing.
Speaker 6man Like oh um Story bro, hey E.
Speaker 3What's up?
Speaker 6Are you OK?
Speaker 3Oh, like I said, I just kind of checked down and started making the thumbnail for Gameboat.
Speaker 6Oh, I miss you. You haven't been talking. Usually you carry this podcast.
Speaker 3Normally, yes, but the moment the ADHD is strong, the ADHD is too strong. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1Oh shit, you fucking bring. I'm going to fucking if there was a bug right in front of me.
Speaker 5I'd fucking kill it. I just fucking with my face fucking OK, this guy's stupid. Democracy, independence and fucking liberty dude for super. Oh, super. You're not playing Helldivers too Super You're not fighting for super.
Speaker 1None of us have played it today.
Speaker 5Are you.
Speaker 3So I played in Switching Matt.
Speaker 1I did too. Yeah, every time I come in to play you communist socialist, I mean, I'm communist and socialist. I'm making sure you can still use your fucking brain which is here, yeah, he's been here.
Speaker 3What the hell, what the hell, what the fuck.
Speaker 4Switch to the anime titties.
Speaker 3Oh my.
Speaker 1God anime. Oh my God, what you making for dinner switch.
Speaker 3Making grilled chicken thighs and rice pilaf and some vegetables.
Speaker 2OK guys, I've made a decision.
Speaker 1Yeah, what is that You're?
Speaker 2going to say McDonald's? No, it's not McDonald's.
Speaker 5I got a regular red burrito from you know where.
Speaker 2No, I got a steak and shrimp fettuccine.
Speaker 5Fragrant Don't.
Speaker 2Does the restaurant name Corabas?
Speaker 6Dude, I almost went to Corabas. I was like, oh, they're kind of expensive.
Speaker 2They are kind of expensive. It is really good I've had this. Is that a Chinese several times. Yeah, it's a chain. It's Jane. They're still good, though. Yeah, it's like an olive.
Speaker 6Yeah, it's like Olive.
Speaker 1Garden, but fancier. Well, yeah, there's one in Merrill Beach that my uncle always wants to go to, but I'm like, why would you?
Speaker 6It's not fancy enough that I'd go there on vacation.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, it's like a date night kind of thing. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6Yeah, it's like. Yeah, I put it on par with Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1Yeah yeah, I would agree that Taxi bro, we need to go to Texas Roadhouse again. We'll be there in a while.
Speaker 6It's true, because you don't take me on dates anymore, do you want to go? Somewhere. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2Could you keep those anime titties in that house, man? Yeah, this is what I look like out the real world.
Speaker 5By being money like Coco Day night.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, I haven't even used any of like the the toggles.
Speaker 1The problem is like what? Oh yeah, you didn't show us like the, like the ears and stuff.
Speaker 6So here is my heart eyes.
Speaker 5Super fucking Aw.
Speaker 6The ears actually don't come off. I didn't make that a toggle. Oh, this is my sad face.
Speaker 2Wolf. This person's dating profile says I'm looking for someone who is dominant as I am Me too, what is she saying?
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 2She said I'm looking for someone who is dominant. As I am submissive, I'll show her fake profile. She's got a Harley Quinn cosplay.
Speaker 6Not only she does for him, guys.
Speaker 1We should now work. He's here calling him Shawnee yeah, what the fuck. He's busy. So I use my real name on stuff too. So we're going.
Speaker 2We got to. We got to do the edit for the one time.
Speaker 1And I'm not editing shit. You guys are the ones that made me record. Yeah, I'm not going to be honest.
Speaker 6You were. You were yelling at Dusty. That one time You're like you're going to dox us. You're going to dox us. Yeah, you were. This toggle takes some of her clothes off.
Speaker 1Um, okay.
Speaker 6What happened? This toggle takes some of her clothes off. Look, whoa.
Speaker 1Whoa, so are we.
Speaker 5Shoulders.
Speaker 2I'll be honest, I missed all of it. I was staring at your tits.
Speaker 1He was expecting the kids to come on.
Speaker 2I was just waiting. I was like when's it going to happen?
Speaker 5Tassels. Oh my god, the next movie after fucking. What was the name? The clit, what Koga? The?
Speaker 2scissor clit. Yeah, yeah, the next round.
Speaker 5Yes, is the Tuber Titty tassel attack.
Speaker 2Oh, I love it, the Tuber Titty tassel.
Speaker 6Attack and this one is just a Toggle. A what toggle? The teeth? He made the teeth wrong.
Speaker 1He just made him like normal.
Speaker 6He's there, he can't really tell. I'll go closer. This is the one teammate and I was like bro, those look like shit, because I wanted shark teeth, but then also I got these ones.
Speaker 2Look at these little things no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 6No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no no no no, she's ready to bite scissor clit yeah.
Speaker 2We deserve, but the hero we needed, we're gonna ask is be and then the Tuber, titty tassels coming. And it's like the rest of the movie's live action reelectors that we just have this one fucking VTuber into the scene. I want a VTuber talking to Claymation scene. Have you ever heard of chicken? Yeah, we've been over this. I love it when murky he goes. Yeah, we're going to chicken run.
Speaker 5We've been over this I love it when murky he goes yeah, we're going to chicken run and then we're going to chicken run, we're going to chicken run, we're going to chicken run and then we're going to chicken run.
Speaker 4We've been over this we're going to chicken run.
Speaker 2And then he looks at me, gives me the double middle fingers. I was like what the fuck is this about?
Speaker 1Yeah, we were playing that game. He's like don't you remember this one time with the podcast? We're like no.
Speaker 2Yeah. And then I was like okay, Now that you fucking. Last week I was like Story, I guess I remember it now, now make it all claymation and then Coco goes.
Speaker 5You ever see chicken run and everybody lasts like fuck you guys. Yeah.
Speaker 1You were so bad, but it's because you used the joke.
Speaker 4I was making a reference to your joke then Is
Speaker 1bullshit.
Speaker 5Is bullshit Is bullshit.
Speaker 1How's that thumbnail for game boat coming along? It seemed like it's going to be real intense.
Speaker 6I'm sure it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 3Figuring with a few things.
Speaker 2He's actually just selling all of our information. I think it was funny.
Speaker 1I think it was funny when toast was like you could make a new video and I was like, bro, this is why we wanted you to be the editor, because we don't have time for game boat. And he was like, well, it's hard to toast is like it's hard to edit something that's going to get so little views, and I was like you think Welcome to creation toast.
Speaker 3How to start somewhere, buddy.
Speaker 1Who will?
Speaker 4Who will?
Speaker 6Oh hey, coco question Since you just desert things on my table, can we do something with these? I didn't even know those were over there. Yeah, thank you, dice are over there. Dice, no, it was part of his camera thingy.
Speaker 5Oh I so in Pokemon yellow I beat Brock last night.
Speaker 6I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 5I have Pokemon yellow.
Speaker 1Did you commit the war crime where you burned down the gym?
Speaker 5No, I'm just going to play it through as at one full run. Here's the thing when I learned quick attack, I accidentally double clicked and I deleted Thunder Shock, damn. So now quick attack is the only move I have, which really, really sucks.
Speaker 2But did you know, when you interact with Brock, he says my, my Pokemon are rock hard.
Speaker 5Yeah, I read it and I expected it like to say like fucking like your mother or some dumb shit afterwards, cause I was thinking of you assholes. That was last night I beat Brock.
Speaker 2So How'd you beat him?
Speaker 5Pikachu and Pidgey Odo. I had Pidgey Odo start and just sand attack the fuck. I'm a geodude and he only hit me like once. And then he sand attacked the fuck out of Onyx, and then he only hit me like twice.
Speaker 4Nice.
Speaker 5I didn't really have any other options, because in yellow, if you go up to the forest you either get a metapod or Caterpie. There you go.
Speaker 2Outside of Buter City you can get a Neuran that has double kick.
Speaker 5Oh, he's not around in the grass forever, everywhere. So yeah, just you leave Viridian.
Speaker 2City. Right on your way to Buter City, there's that patch of grass that you don't have to walk in. You can walk around it. I'm not, I'm not fucking checking the bullshit.
Speaker 5I'm doing it. I'm doing a fucking honest run. I'm just doing it. Do it. It's fun. I like playing on the Gameboy Advance. I have to be in the light. I have to have a light right behind my fucking head.
Speaker 1So I can just get one of those fucking old fashioned warm lights and plug it into the that's how.
Speaker 5That's how we did it back in the day, right Already on that shit. But I just like to you know yeah, we play this fucking game. Check out the fans. Let you see what light. I used to play Pokemon yellow.
Speaker 1It looked like the Pixar light Basically. It's so bright.
Speaker 2I'm like my future.
Speaker 1I thought that was dark and grim.
Speaker 2I gotta be like that.
Speaker 1I'm not. I'm not a nice person.
Speaker 6Yeah, I think um in Viridian City if you like, go left like you're going towards the Pokemon League, but like you can't fully get there, you can get Neat Iran over there too.
Speaker 5I remember correct For a minute just. I guess I didn't really stick around in the grass either. Yeah, my main, my main upset is Switching out quick attack for a Thunder Shock Cause Missy's next, obviously.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5So that's cool.
Speaker 2But in yellow you can get a Bulbasaur before her gym right.
Speaker 5I don't care, can I? Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can.
Speaker 2In yellow you can get a Bulbasaur, charmander and Squirtle all before like Lieutenant Surge. All right, maybe I'll have to look this up. I remember how you get Bulbasaur. I think it's one of the houses and it's really in city. Somebody will trade them to you If you go to.
Speaker 6Melanie in Cerulean City and as long as your Pikachu is happy enough and you have space in your party, she'll give you a Bulbasaur.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 2There you go, Marty. Yeah, I've tried that.
Speaker 6I bet you she'll say your Pikachu fucking hates you.
Speaker 2Your Pikachu is like this motherfucker dumb as fuck.
Speaker 6He told me forget.
Speaker 2Thunder Shock taught me quick attack. Yeah, like this motherfucker thought I was going to learn Volt Tackle after that shit, he gave me fucking quick attack and Thunder Wave.
Speaker 5I have one attack move and Thunder Wave growl and fucking like a leer or something.
Speaker 1Hey, don't knock on Thunder Wave.
Speaker 5Hey.
Speaker 1Thunder Wave fucks as soon as my Pikachu.
Speaker 5Oh, by the way, my Pikachu is named Ronnie and my Pidgeotto is named Coco. I'm waiting for, and my rival is named Zeno.
Speaker 1Of course, I'm surprised you didn't catch a Vaporeon and name it Coco.
Speaker 5I haven't gotten that far yet, but I might. Coco number two.
Speaker 2Coco number. Wow, what's going to?
Speaker 6be named gas Hmm.
Speaker 2You should honestly name the Vaporeon gas. So fucking fuck it.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6Oh no.
Speaker 1In terms of human Pokemon breathe.
Speaker 5Oh no.
Speaker 1You took a drink of your fucking alcohol and you laugh after the cup.
Speaker 5This is just a Coke zero. Thank you with alcohol.
Speaker 1Raise that pinky, so you're timing on that slurp with what murky did was on, was on par and you're well scary, I'm a professional slurper.
Speaker 2Coco's like. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1I don't even have a. I didn't have a response for that.
Speaker 5They're going to lay in that night. Coco's going to go stand up against the door and be like so door. What are the door stuff?
Speaker 2What are the?
Speaker 1doors. Show me that slurpy action.
Speaker 5I'll do the door stuff.
Speaker 6Well, do the slurp stuff but, but. But. Then I did.
Speaker 2And then they did.
Speaker 6But they did but they did.
Speaker 5I got the fans to see what that tongue do yeah check out my butthole, can't?
Speaker 1Yeah, you heard me Check out my butthole.
Speaker 3And you heard him.
Speaker 1I want to share my ass. Crack on the fans. Are you guys ready?
Speaker 5Yeah, do it, do it.
Speaker 6Yeah, where's that beautiful girl of yours? Is she home?
Speaker 1What if I just show the right side of me?
Speaker 5Oh, without your dick on the fans we hey hey. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know I need you to fight that brain cell. Subscribe to the fans right now, Cause you know.
Speaker 6Don't? You guys have no subs.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm not going to do it till we get a sub.
Speaker 5It's. You don't even have the dicks coming out. Zeno with a picture real quick. He's like, yeah, with how your dick dude.
Speaker 1Oh man, I'm taking 60 pictures a second.
Speaker 6I didn't know the boobs can move this fast.
Speaker 5It's like the time it will be Gee, gee, gee, Bye oh okay, I should have thumbnail.
Speaker 6Oh, did you.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6Well, I did set it up to where, if I look right, the boobs oh that the opposite way. So I look right, it'll look left and the boobs go opposite direction.
Speaker 2They do that do be happening Do this fucking thumbnail looks great, is that?
Speaker 1did you put yourself as psychic? And I have the bite, god. It's been so long since we played Pokemon Colosseum. I would love to see that come back, I love the sea common.
Speaker 5You're back.
Speaker 2Oh.
Ass Worth
Speaker 1I can arrange that if you want. Yeah, I want you to come on. If you subscribe to the only fans for $500 a month. We will yulges.
Speaker 6I will be a table and I'm just going to play my video game.
Speaker 5He's going to be like what was that? Coco? Yeah, I'm going to be like what was that?
Speaker 2I'm going to be like what was that he's just going to be like what was that?
Speaker 5It's raining outside. I'm going to get my shirt off and that pants on, but right, we don't want any of that to get $1000.
Speaker 2$1000 will come on his ass.
Speaker 5No, we won't 2000.
Speaker 4For $1000 in his ass.
Speaker 5We'll film Coco and Zeno fighting me to try to Merky how much money to come in your ass. What's your?
Speaker 1butthole worth.
Speaker 5I would have to do that.
Speaker 1How much? No, no.
Speaker 7How much is your ass worth?
Speaker 5$17 billion.
Speaker 3Okay, that's the fucking number?
Speaker 1Oh, it's because there is a limit. How much is your ass worth?
Speaker 5You know you can handle a little bit, but if I can at least get a billion, there's, you know, 7 billion out of it.
Speaker 3Probably enough that I can live well off for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1So like $50 million. That's a lot Got to account for inflation.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 5I'm saying that's only 25 years.
Speaker 6I'd probably do it for like 500 K you got the money.
Speaker 2You know you're going to spend something Zeno how much for how much for you? Let somebody come on my ass.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5Coco Look right into the camera.
Speaker 2I almost feel like I'd rather it be somebody I didn't know. Because then you don't have to look at him after yeah, like knowing like that guy came in my ass you remember but like we'll do the memory wipe thing on the other person.
Speaker 5No it's, still it's like I know what?
Speaker 2it's just like this a man, a man. A average penis.
Speaker 5That's where you're getting.
Speaker 6If it's cocoa, you might not even feel it, wow.
Speaker 2Put a whipped cream topping on your ass.
Speaker 1I get a cherry as well.
Speaker 2Um, oh, what is?
Speaker 6happening there.
Speaker 2I'd probably Damn Probably like a couple hundred K. I do it Wow.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's fucking cheaper than me.
Speaker 5I never make it big. I said 500.
Speaker 6K.
Speaker 5I'm coming, for I make my first $400,000.
Speaker 6Zeno is more willing to get fucked in the ass than me.
Speaker 2I mean for financial stability. That would be pretty nice. I have a low debt like you fuck around for like a year.
Speaker 6If you ever find someone to pay it I'll try and give you some tips because, like I can't do it.
Speaker 2But I have a lot of gay friends that like uh, my one friend that works at my old job, Um, he was saying there's something that you can take that like releases the muscles in your asshole, so like probably a muscle relax or yeah, some kind of a muscle relaxer. Um, he's like yeah, and then slide it right on in fucking pry that bitch right open yeah.
Speaker 6You could also use some anilies. I've heard.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'd do whatever it takes.
Speaker 5The money.
Speaker 6Zeno said I'm getting that 200 K.
Speaker 5I'm drug myself. Yeah, yeah, probably six, 700 K.
Speaker 2I'd probably be super fucking drunk oh definitely be drunk. Halfway through what's going on and start trying to fight the person, like are you trying to fuck me? The fuck, bro.
Speaker 1Now we're gonna be doggy style, or is this going to be with you two locking eyes while it's happening?
Speaker 6Oh, it better be doggy style it have to be.
Speaker 2I couldn't look.
Speaker 1In your eyes while they came in your ass and they were like oh, the only way, as a man, that you should want to get fucked in the ass missionary style is if it's a girl.
Speaker 5Dude, I'm good on that.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't. I don't think I may have seen a video of that once and it looked extremely romantic.
Speaker 1If you were for the romantic version? How about for somebody to? Look you in the eyes while they do it.
Speaker 6No, no, no, no. But hear me out, hear me out. She was, she was, he was, he was on bottom. She was on top, but it was like edge of the bed, right, so it wasn't really even on top, it was edge of the bed. She was fucking him in the ass, but she was jerking him off at the same time.
Speaker 2That's commitment. Yeah that's talent.
Speaker 1Did this come hit the ceiling?
Speaker 4Yeah pretty much.
Speaker 1We fucking put a hole through the fucking roof and shot the neighbor.
Speaker 6Exploded out of him.
Speaker 5Well, I mean, like I swear to God, when Gaz is looking up her porn search, she's like Pegging.
Speaker 6No, no, no, no, no no. It's like the mail Actually one of my friends showed it to me and he's apparently into that and he was trying to convince me that I should do that to him long time ago. A lot of happened, coco, and I was like, no, I'm OK.
Speaker 1I don't want to look you in the eyes. You fucking shoot a fountain to the moon. It's like the male G spot.
Speaker 4You hit your stuff, like it makes sense that it would be that.
Speaker 1Imagine if you had a fan on in the room and it fucking went up into the fan.
Speaker 2Oh, God, you're never getting that shit throughout the room.
Speaker 1It would be like your room was covered in spider webs at that point, except they're coming home now Fucking coming webs.
Speaker 6What do you think?
Speaker 3I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 6Anymore.
Speaker 2Don't do what anymore, he's stuck in the butt. Yes, I don't let Shannon peg me anymore. That's what's lost them.
Speaker 3He is hit like the end of like the honeymoon stage where it moves into that roommate stage. And then you know you're like I'm tired of this, and then you guys talk it out, and then you go back to the honeymoon phase type deal. You know, you know the one you know the one. No, I'm pretty sure Shannon's just doing my shit half the time.
Speaker 2I don't think so.
Speaker 5You're way too popular.
Speaker 2I agree.
Speaker 1You guys are cute together at the same time. No, I mean.
Speaker 6I burp Merck, you're going to go kill that bug. And me and Merck burp together.
Speaker 5No, I was going to burp while I drank the rest of the soda. No, burp was ready.
Speaker 3OK.
Speaker 1I heard you suck that in before you fucking burped it. Yeah, I did, yeah.
Speaker 2This is what the fucking podcast is going to do now.
Speaker 6We're going to show girls burping.
Speaker 1Every time you look down, your your avatar just goes.
Speaker 6I know I'm literally doing it. Well, I can lock it in place, so it doesn't do that.
Speaker 1So, zeno, do you order food, yet?
Speaker 2I did. It's about 10 minutes away.
Speaker 1Oh, OK. So what's your saying? That we have 10 minutes until the podcast ends Five minutes away and then we get to judge.
Speaker 5No, is that?
Speaker 2how long? It's almost an hour. Oh, you got to check out the food.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, we're going to. I hope it looks so sad. Oh, it just looks so shitty. So you know it's going to taste good undercooked steak.
Speaker 5You got any games that? We can play for five minutes no probably not All right, yu-gi-oh tournament Fuckin four person bracket Two and two rock paper scissors for who's one, two, three, four or for the?
Speaker 2same amount of enjoyment for you. I can just come over and fuck you in the ass.
Speaker 5Maybe On that bike. I mean that bike. I'm bad to go.
Speaker 3Yeah, dude, I can't believe Zeno forgot how to start his bike the other day.
Speaker 2No, I forgot that. I left it in first gear. We were about ready to tell you.
Speaker 1You put it in neutral. We were about killed and you were still in first year is what you bet.
Speaker 5Say yeah, no, I had it parked in front of.
Speaker 2Mrs apartment and it's on a little bit of an incline, so I left it in gear so it wouldn't roll back, yeah. And then I was trying to start it and it wouldn't start and I was like what the fuck? Like it's five minutes trying to figure that out.
Speaker 1It's like clicking like it's ready. It's ready to start, and it took a while.
Speaker 6It's ready to start and it took me being like, hey, did you put it in neutral?
Speaker 2Like I was convinced. I was like, well, I'm just going to have to try to push start it, so I would have gotten there eventually. And like oh yeah, it's in fucking gear. And then guys like, is it in neutral? And I was like no, it's fucking not, because I parked it in first because I didn't want to roll away. And then I was like duh, that's why it's not fucking starting. But like my brain just instantly like skipped the obvious thing and was like going to have to push start at batteries dead.
Speaker 2I forgot how even though you fucking rode the bike over here and it had no fucking problem before. And it's turning on the headlight, Literally like.
Speaker 6I don't know, man, I don't know what's wrong with it and I was like, oh fuck, we're going to go. Next generation, we can play Gartik phones, gartik phone.
Speaker 1What is that?
Speaker 6It's, it's in the it's in discord.
Speaker 1Discord has a thing called Gartik phone.
Speaker 6I just started playing it.
Speaker 1It's still loading for me.
Speaker 6Oh well, I just started it, I'm not playing it yet.
Speaker 1I guess I had to authorize the app. Oh God, Can I mute it?
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 1Oh, what are we doing?
Speaker 6Do you want to play Gartik phone?
Speaker 2Sure. Join the damn activity Buy you a nice seafood dinner. It won't do that, god damn it. What are you looking up on DoorDash now?
Speaker 1No, it's the fucking access things.
Speaker 2It's like things it will do and it says like set your current activity, but then it has an X next to buy you a nice seafood dinner. Like it's not going to buy me a nice seafood dinner. Yeah, it's an app. It can't do that shit. I guess I'll authorize it anyways. What are we doing here?
Speaker 1I don't know, start it up. What are we?
Speaker 2doing here.
Speaker 1I don't know. Start it up. What are we doing?
Speaker 6It says that you have, everybody has to write a quirky sentence, and then you have to drop someone else is going to get that sentence and you have to draw it and then people have to describe what they think they see in the drawings.
Speaker 1All right, let's go.
Speaker 6All right, I'm home. Hi, Lena Hi.
Drawing Game Fun
Speaker 1Well, I got my sentence in, so it just has to be like is this like drawful? But we come up with the pumps.
Speaker 3I think so yeah.
Speaker 6Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2Oh, no. Yeah, I'm glad that we all have the same idea.
Speaker 4Apparently.
Speaker 1Oh no, how am I going to do this? Well, this is pretty bad, but Everybody.
Speaker 3I'm out of time, I can't, you and I.
Speaker 4What.
Speaker 3Oh, Monty decided to join us.
Speaker 6Oh, hello, monta Gomery.
Speaker 1Monta Gomery, I'm not the best drawer with a mouse he said drawler. I'm on a fucking peg Zeno. Oh God, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go with that. Um see, markey's going to come back and be like what the fuck is going on, guys? Oh, also for our listeners who are listening to the podcast we've run out of stuff to do so now. We're just playing games and filling time, so Stick around, or something funny might happen.
Speaker 4Or probably should be your food's here.
Speaker 1Yeah, you have to show me that fucking that steak, go see.
Speaker 6They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine, you just can't get into it.
Speaker 2Thank you. I roll the one, I roll the one, fuck, all right. What do we have?
Speaker 1We're like this is a long timer. Oh, it's my turn to describe this scene. Oh, jesus Christ. Oh, do I have to type it out? Oh, I guess I just have to type it out.
Speaker 3Oh, I think we all get this.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think we all. Do we all get the same one, or is it a different one?
Speaker 3I mean, do you see something with a lot of dollar signs on it?
Speaker 1Nope.
Speaker 3Okay, so oh, yeah.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, is murky getting beat? Is that what I hear? Oh, jesus Christ, oh geez Okay.
Speaker 6Oh God, I don't even know one of these differences.
Speaker 1Just draw whatever you think it means.
Speaker 2I'm just going to draw the same thing, I think.
Speaker 1This is so fucking stupid dude.
Speaker 5Oh God.
Speaker 6Oh God, what happened? My discord crashed. I think Fuck. Nope, you're still there. No, I crashed, Look.
Speaker 1You're still talking. I can still hear you.
Speaker 6It was weird Okay.
Speaker 1Oh this is so stupid, dude.
Speaker 2Me and.
Speaker 4Buller is going to mash you up.
Speaker 1You watching right now murky.
Speaker 5No, no, you got live stream.
Speaker 2This is the pasta.
Speaker 5Oh, all right, it collided on steaky shrimp pasta. You see, I want to see by. I want shrimp steak, noodles and the greens on one bite.
Speaker 2Oh, it smells delicious.
Speaker 1I'm done with mine. I forgot to mark done Jesus Christ. Are we going to go through all of the? Is this like the one when you like, draw gas, draw gas, draw gas sort of thing? Maybe I don't know we're almost out of time, by the way.
Speaker 3Yeah, whoever stole, draw it's me.
Speaker 2There you go murky. Her drawing is fantastic.
Speaker 5Oh, it's all. It is Miley Sucking out the news.
Speaker 1Oh, we can automatically voice over the sentences. Sure, let's do it like this.
Speaker 7Xeno getting pegged for 200 K. Xeno comes on murky for a lot of money.
Speaker 1Oh, no, oh, that was.
Speaker 2I'm paying a lot of money for this.
Speaker 7from murky's perspective, Nipolas cage fighting the tangler. Yeah, nipolas cage versus the tangler there we go.
Speaker 1That was great.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1I love it. I love it. Who's next?
Speaker 7E Xeno coming on murky's ass.
Speaker 2Of course I got that, I got it.
Speaker 1Oh, it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2That is hilarious.
Speaker 1Oh, that's what this was.
Speaker 6Fucked in the ass by purple dick, oh God. Do we do another one and invite murky. We should.
Speaker 1This is actually really fun. Come on, murky, join the fucking activity. Gartik phone. It's Gartik phone. Join the activity, murky. All right, that's everybody. Anybody else in Yep?
Speaker 3Easy, hang on, wait, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it I got it, I got it I got it I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it All right Got mine in.
Speaker 1I got mine in, oh no.
Speaker 6Somebody's still writing.
Speaker 1Yeah, murky, you still writing.
Speaker 6There we go.
Speaker 4Oh God, no, I'm not funny.
Speaker 1What Not funny? No.
Speaker 5Do we just click done.
Speaker 1No, you draw, you have to draw, oh fuck.
Speaker 3So you best click that edit button there, baby. This is so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid.
Speaker 1I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid why I can't draw anything besides stick figures.
Speaker 2but this is ridiculous. We still recording the podcast.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, we're still recording.
Speaker 3I think so, yeah, being real quiet. This is going to be a shitty podcast. Hey look, look, look, dude folks.
Speaker 1This is probably my fault for checking out.
Speaker 2No no, we have some good topics. I mean, we talked about Gezi's tits for a little bit, or VTubers tits Was good time Was good time. Hey, if you could like not sit in front of the fucking monitor, that would be great, dude.
Speaker 4Wait, what did I miss?
Speaker 5I'm going to get to edit it. What am?
Speaker 1I only if you want to edit it. If you're done, come on, come on get done.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1OK, yeah, what's up, what's up.
Speaker 2What do you mean?
Speaker 1You're talking to him my name, but you kept saying my name. I said Kate, oh, I thought you were saying my name, that's a code. What did I do? I hope mine makes sense. This pasta fucks you fuck. What was that?
Speaker 3That's just letting you know. You only have a few seconds left. Oh right, there we go.
Speaker 6Oh, god oh what?
Speaker 3Oh is what the fuck.
Speaker 2I'm really confused what this is.
Speaker 3All right, that's my best guess as to whatever that is.
Speaker 1I don't know how to spell this word, apparently.
Speaker 5These are made by oh no.
Speaker 1Oh, what the fuck dude.
Speaker 2Um.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 3Oh, my desk got crashed.
Speaker 6Um, I did the same thing. It'll come back.
Speaker 3Yeah, I figure.
Speaker 1I fucking messed up here pretty hard.
Speaker 3An active.
Speaker 1Is there a?
Speaker 6big eraser button.
Speaker 3There we go, ok.
Speaker 6No, just make it white. Oh, there is actually on the right I erased the background.
Speaker 1Oh well, just do something like this, something like this, and then this is so fucking stupid, dude, um.
Speaker 5Yeah, baby.
Speaker 1Yeah, baby, oh man, I can't wait for people to hate this episode of the podcast because we just stopped talking and started playing games. Yeah, go watch it on the fans you get to see at least what I'm doing. I'm going to subscribe to the fans for the full experience.
Speaker 5See all the dick pics that we're drawing. I mean, this is basically like rule 30, whatever a fan on it, right Rule 34. Perfect.
Speaker 1Clearly Markey isn't cultured. Didn't even know the number. Oh yeah, but we're wrapping up after this. We're out of stuff to do, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5I just want to see the next picture. I'm done with mine.
Speaker 1Well, it'll play it all back for everybody, markey, at the end.
Speaker 5Yeah, how was the steak and shrimp?
Speaker 2It was very delicious.
Speaker 1You're very delicious. I tasted you the other day.
Speaker 3Well, thanks, all right. There we go. Oh, OK, Um oh oh, oh, oh oh, I'm going to assume that.
Speaker 1That's fucking funny. I'm sorry whoever got my picture. I didn't know how to draw. All right, we got. We ready for this.
Speaker 3All right, yeah, I'm ready for this.
Speaker 1All right, here we go. Gazz is now dusty beating Murky. Oh no.
Speaker 3Oh no, oh no, I thought it was.
Speaker 6What's she using?
Speaker 7Sticking the huge still go on Coco's head.
Speaker 5It's a hair. Oh, he is so good.
Speaker 1Coco's face.
Speaker 4He slips his dick out in his face, that's fantastic.
Speaker 3Why is it?
Speaker 1going. I have to hit next.
Speaker 7Murky fucking Zeno and Zeno get spidey powers.
Speaker 4Oh Jesus, oh the dog, the dog.
Speaker 2They're getting the fuck.
Speaker 1There's not a second picture at the end, ok.
Speaker 2I was getting fucked in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Speaker 7Switch destroying Coco in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Speaker 3Fucking Christ, oh no.
Speaker 2Coco and Dean make out furiously. This is pretty furious fucking.
Speaker 7Romantic fucking on a boat.
Speaker 6I was like what is that Huge dick Love boat.
Speaker 4Huge dick.
Speaker 3Love boat.
Speaker 1Oh no.
Speaker 7Oh no, Nipolas Cage versus Stoneblade.
Speaker 5Nipolas Cage versus Stoneblade. That was pretty good.
Speaker 4What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3Nipolas Cage destroying.
Speaker 2Katana dick.
Speaker 3What is? Happening there, we have to play this off.
Speaker 2That's the best fucking one.
Speaker 6We're going to have to stop the podcast and keep playing this.
Speaker 1This is so good. Nothing will break. Xeno has better titties than I did.
Speaker 7Pepperoni on her tits.
Speaker 3I didn't know what they were.
Speaker 6What the fuck is that pepperoni log off the top I?
Speaker 2don't know.
Speaker 5That's all I could think of.
Speaker 1Is like barbecue sauce on my tits. I tried to make a pepperoni stick next to it because I didn't know how to draw pepperonis.
Speaker 5That looks like somebody's shit next to the person.
Speaker 2Like they shit on her glasses and shit on the bed right next to her.
Speaker 5Pepperoni on her tits. That's the end of the podcast.
Speaker 1We're probably going to dick around in this game a lot more, aren't we?
Speaker 5Yeah it's so fun.
Speaker 1That's what happened, alright, goodbye.
Speaker 2Bye.