ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
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ADHD After Dark
S4 E10: Wrestling Drama
After taking a few weeks off, the ADHD After Dark crew returns with their signature brand of unfiltered chaos and tangential conversations that somehow manage to be both hilarious and occasionally horrifying.
The episode kicks off with Coco sharing his near-disaster experience at Murky's wedding, where the greenhouse venue turned into a heat trap that almost resulted in an unfortunate vomiting incident. This leads to a series of wedding anecdotes including the police officer who was there to tase willing guests and bathroom shenanigans that set the tone for the rest of the show.
From there, the conversation pinballs between topics with reckless abandon—gaming updates about the upcoming Grounded 2 release, encounters with territorial geese, and a deep dive into the bizarre world of AI-generated videos. The hosts dissect the trend of Sasquatch AI memes and other algorithmic oddities that have taken over their social media feeds, revealing both fascination and concern about where this technology is heading.
Be warned that this episode contains some genuinely disgusting medical horror stories, including a cautionary tale about proper fleshlight maintenance and a seven-year sinus infection with an origin story you'll wish you could unhear. The crew also dedicates time to wrestling news, covering Adam Cole's potential retirement, relationship drama in the wrestling world, and Seth Rollins' recent injury that may or may not be part of a larger storyline.
Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly episodes that capture the authentic experience of friends sharing stories, laughs, and occasional wisdom while letting their unmedicated minds roam freely across the landscape of modern culture. Don't forget to leave a review if you enjoy our particular brand of beautiful conversational disaster!
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the adhd after dark and it's 4201 days since my dad died we're back.
Speaker 3:Baby is that a real?
Speaker 2:number.
Speaker 1:It is is that a real number it is.
Speaker 3:I searched it up wow more, you know I didn't get you a cake, should I?
Speaker 1:I feel like I'm very ill prepared no, no, you don't have to get me a cake. Satan's always touching my cake.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so we took what a couple weeks off A bunch of weeks off. Took some time off, something like that.
Speaker 2:We need stuff to happen. We need different shit to happen. True that Coco almost fucking died.
Speaker 1:I almost fucking vomited wedding I almost vomited on switch and xeno because I, I it was fucking middle of summer, brightest idea ever let's have a fucking wedding in a greenhouse hell yeah, it looked really nice, it probably felt it was a gorgeous it probably felt nicer when you went and uh, looked at it back in what like april or march yeah, we knew it was gonna be warm it was so luckily like outside in the shade was pretty nice for a little bit and then as soon as the sun like crested and it wasn't like right overhead, it cooled down significantly.
Speaker 2:It was still pretty by that time, I think by that time the damage was done to you.
Speaker 1:Coco, yeah, uh, yeah, and I think the damage was done and I I drank a bunch of water because I was like I got super full on water, uh. And then, and then, fucking, we were on the dance floor doing something and I'm like I don't really feel that great. And then fucking switch and xeno like pull me over and we start singing. I don't even remember what the line was, because at this point I'm just trying to hold back my fucking vomit. And then fucking switch grabs me and fucking hugs me and xeno, and then xeno hugs back and I'm like, oh, I feel like a tube of toothpaste right now, trying to not let it all come out and I was like I gotta go, guys.
Speaker 1:I don't even know if I told you at that point that it was almost a disaster.
Speaker 3:Uh, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:It wasn't until on my way out I was like, yeah, there's almost a a big problem, so I went back to the, I went back to the table.
Speaker 1:I sat down and I'm just like I don't feel so good. And Matt, and Matt was on across the table from me and gas was next to me and he was like and she was like, would you need to throw up? And I was like I don't know. And then I went to the bathroom and I was like I'm just gonna fucking make myself throw up because I'm a little bit too full. And then once I once I did like the like the motion of it it came, so like I didn't really have to do too much because there was just it was there. And then, yeah, I was just so fucking full Like nothing was settling. And then I went back and I was like I could probably stay a little bit longer. And then I got hot again and I was like I don't think I could stay any longer there. You go.
Speaker 1:So we left a little early. So we left a little early and, yeah, I almost painted Zeno and Switch with whatever kind of concoction of whiskey I had for that night all over them. Wouldn't have been getting that deposit back on the suit rental, wouldn't have been getting it.
Speaker 3:Whoops it got in my shoes. I wouldn wouldn't mind keeping those shoes. Actually the shoes were pretty nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the burnt fucking burnt tips, whatever the fuck they're called yeah I think it was.
Speaker 1:Uh, I think it was funny. When murky did his first dance, he left his sunglasses on like an idiot. I was like what are you fucking?
Speaker 2:doing bro everybody I will. I mean like I was kind of ready, but everybody was like bro, take your sunglasses off. And you did not say you know it's just like it's too late.
Speaker 1:It's too late now oh no, you know it was bad too whenever, uh, it was hot inside, when people were going outside to get tased by the cop that you had there. That was pretty funny.
Speaker 3:That was the funniest part with Switch and Coco. We're like we're gonna go get tased and Gaz is like you guys both need to go to the bathroom right now. You're not gonna fucking get tased and piss yourself. They were both like that's a good idea. I tried to touch switch's wiener in the bathroom. That checks out. Yeah, it's not surprising. Yeah, I'm not surprising.
Speaker 2:Elitist kind of kind of the fucking no, I won't be able to, annoyed that I won't be able to be at coco's fucking rehearsal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's gonna be good and shit yeah, the food's gonna be good at the rehearsal and the dinner the day and then it's gonna be good at the wedding. I think it was funny the other day. You were like fucking talking, talking what am I?
Speaker 2:what am I gonna wear? What am I gonna wear?
Speaker 1:no, you weren't even saying that. You were like I'm gonna show up early so that I can smoke I go around this whole property and just get baked. You weren't already going to be there early. I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I made the fucking wedding. I forgot Hi E. Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 2:It's a hot mess, it's going pretty good.
Speaker 1:How's everything going with Shan Shan Going fine? Hell yeah, going. It's going pretty good. How's, how's, uh? How's everything going with shan shan going fine? Hell yeah, nice. Well, that's all the entertainment I can provide in an episode. Anybody else got anything funny, to funny to talk about?
Speaker 3:I saw. I saw the geese.
Speaker 1:I saw the geese all showed up again at the work, at work again are they?
Speaker 4:uh, they coming back?
Speaker 1:Are they coming after you?
Speaker 4:Uh, no, they're just kind of crawling the uh premises. That's about it. They haven't made any moves. Did you kick any of them? No, they've been too far away.
Speaker 3:That's the only reason.
Speaker 1:That's the only reason, Not not because they're going to send the fucking Goose Mafia after you.
Speaker 4:I mean we'll just write it so that I'm still the victor and the hero of the situation, Naturally.
Speaker 3:Just like America does Exactly.
Speaker 1:Oh, E, you weren't here when we did the intro, but we're celebrating 4,201 days since my dad died today.
Speaker 3:Oh I didn't get a cake. I didn't. I didn't remember that that was today yeah, such a fucking weird day.
Speaker 1:Maybe we should celebrate when it's at 5 000, assuming, assuming we all make it that far I'm gonna bring you a best dad ever mug the best you're gonna. Number one dad?
Speaker 4:no, you should make it say bring you a best dad ever mug, the best you're going to number one dad.
Speaker 1:You should make it say I had the best dad.
Speaker 3:Make sure it's past tense. That's rough.
Speaker 1:You're rough.
Speaker 3:You're right.
Speaker 2:It's going to be the number one, dad, and I'm just going to use Sharpie to write. It used to be, used to be.
Speaker 3:Used to be. Just write it on a sticky note.
Speaker 1:If my dad had ashes, I'd put them in the cup. What you playing E It'd be awful, some furry game. Oh, do tell.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I was gifted at it and you can adjust butt and busts and it plays like an old school MMO.
Speaker 1:I know why you don't have your camera on now it's because you're fucking naked and cracking it right now. You wish, I want to see your naked body Where's it at?
Speaker 2:Where's it at? I think it's this one.
Speaker 1:I love sucking. No, that's the wrong one. I want to see your naked body.
Speaker 2:Where's it at? I think it's this one.
Speaker 3:Nope, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1:It's this one that is Um, I didn't mean to play that one, it's just the one below. I think it's funny that I have two soundboard things, murky, that exist for you, that are both just eggplants. They're both.
Speaker 2:They confuse me. You're dicking my ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we need to schedule another session of that at some point.
Speaker 3:Dicking in your ass. Yes, getting fucking absolutely in your ass Brailed, brailed, yes, getting, getting, fucking, absolutely in your ass railed.
Speaker 1:I guess we can schedule it so Zeno ready for fucking grounded too?
Speaker 3:I'm so ready for grounded too, dude, I just like. That's all. I've been thinking about 20, something at the end of the month, two weeks almost 10 well one week almost. Yeah, it'll be one week from next Tuesday 20 something at the end of the month Two weeks, almost 10 days One week, almost, it'll be one week from next Tuesday. I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 1:It's like a week and five days. Have they said anything about any new sort of mobs or anything I know somebody said there was going to be a caterpillar. That's going to be fucking terrifying.
Speaker 3:I haven't really looked into it because I don't want to know, because I want to have those authentic experiences like when Switch encountered the fucking mosquito.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, this one oh what is that?
Speaker 4:Oh it's just Switch a 90s theme, right little tiny switch running away this one has a 90s theme instead.
Speaker 3:Uh, which?
Speaker 1:what was the other one's theme?
Speaker 3:I'm not as excited about 80s. Yeah, because of honey.
Speaker 1:I shrunk the kids uh is it the same kids just 10 years later?
Speaker 3:it is the same kids. I don't know how much time has passed, though. We're back motherfuckers. Is it the same kids just 10 years later? It is the same kids. I don't know how much time has passed, though.
Speaker 1:We're back, motherfuckers. Well, if it's 90s, I'd assume 10 years.
Speaker 3:It's just the music is from the 90s Since the trailer had the offspring.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was really into them in high school, for whatever reason.
Speaker 1:I believe that I can see that.
Speaker 3:Because you were an angsty teenager like the rest of us.
Speaker 1:I was an autistic teenager.
Speaker 3:That's true.
Speaker 1:Coco wasn't like the rest of us. You going to say something.
Speaker 4:No, I was talking to the cat. He meowed at me.
Speaker 1:What's the cat want?
Speaker 4:Yeah, what'd he say? He's currently looking out the window, so I don't know. He's just having window time window time.
Speaker 1:It's when the cat stares out the window and wants to eat the birds. Yeah, does your cat look out the window and go like?
Speaker 3:kate has never done that. Kate's never done that rivet does.
Speaker 1:Does that so much?
Speaker 2:yeah, little does like it's going out of style and then rivet, does that? All the birds are just at the feeder and he'll just sit there, a fucking cat for my fun.
Speaker 1:Fucking porch just has so much bird shit on it. Because a bird built a nest on top of one of my lights out there, I'm like do I move this or do I just wait until the fucking season's over, because I'm pretty sure there's a baby bird in there? Because every time I open the door and go out there, I'm fucking the bird is flying around me like those geese were coming after you. But it's not going to do anything because it's like fucking a pound if anything. But yeah, it's not gonna do anything because it's like fucking a pound if anything. Um, but yeah, it's like get the fuck away. And I'm like you're the one that shit on my front porch. There's so much.
Speaker 1:There is so much poop on my front porch power play should shit on the bird's head just take a shit or shit in the bird's nest so there's about this much space between, like the top of the house and like the, the, the bird nest, so like I'd have to probably just shit in my hand and then put it in the nest and you gotta do what you gotta do man better yet become a cuckoo bird, uh-huh lay in the nest for a while, wait for the other eggs to hatch and do what cuckoo birds do and just like, slowly push the other birds out of the nest.
Speaker 1:Do you ever come across cuckoo bird videos on TikTok and then just get irrationally angry that they exist because they're fucking just doing?
Speaker 3:that Jesus shit.
Speaker 1:Anytime I watch one of those, I'm like I just want to see the mama bird come back and just eat them.
Speaker 2:Eat this.
Speaker 3:Be like hey, you ain't mine.
Speaker 1:There was one time I saw one that recognized the egg wasn't hers and she just ate the egg.
Speaker 4:If they're smart enough, yeah, they will destroy the egg, but if they're stupid enough which a lot of them are bird brain hate, to use the phrase, but they'll raise that thing to the bitter end.
Speaker 3:That hate to use the phrase, but they'll raise that thing to the bitter end.
Speaker 1:That's where that phrase comes from. Oh my god, zeno, you're in the zone. How's Destiny going? It's alright, it's alright.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't like being bald.
Speaker 1:You don't like being bald? Do you have to be bald too much?
Speaker 3:I wouldn't say too much. But I don't like being bald. You have to be bald too much. I wouldn't say too much, but and I don't know any amount feels annoying.
Speaker 1:It was fun the first couple of times and then it's like yeah, it's just like okay and now I'm like this is definitely gonna be a huge part of the raid. Oh fuck, I'm really looking so what do you have to be bald so you become a ball.
Speaker 4:Oh, a ball. B-a-l-l.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just become a ball of fucking energy.
Speaker 4:Oh, I thought you were saying you were bald B-A-L-D.
Speaker 2:That's what I thought they were talking about at first too.
Speaker 3:Straight up, just like Metroid Prime 2.
Speaker 1:Yeah, straight up, just like Metroid Prime 2. Yeah, and then you go into tiny spaces and then traverse and it doesn't really work too well. In Destiny I find myself anytime I need to go into one of those holes, getting stuck and fumbling about for ages.
Speaker 3:It's super disorienting when you first go into a bomb because if you're holding a direction, it just makes your camera freak the fuck out. And most, if you're holding a direction, it just makes your camera freak the fuck out. And most times you're holding a direction because you immediately have to get the fuck out of wherever you are because there's a shit ton of enemies around you.
Speaker 1:I don't know what this holding a direction concept is. I use a fucking controller.
Speaker 3:I hold direction.
Speaker 1:What does that even mean?
Speaker 2:Well, it's gotta be disorienting, because every time you come out of it, whip out gala horn, you just shoot the wall in front of you well, I mean, that's just my fucking normal iq murky that's my play style, that's jokes on you.
Speaker 1:They can't kill me if I've already killed myself the doobie facts fucking every time I died at fucking xeno. I don't know if you saw this, but every time I fucking shot galley and killed myself and went. I'm such a fucking idiot. Fuck He'd be like. This is great content. I'm like you, fucking asshole.
Speaker 2:I pop in top tier gameplay Fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 1:The amount of times I kept fucking killing myself with Gally. So then I switched to. My fucking smart brain switches to thousand voices.
Speaker 3:Then I killed myself like that's the same thing myself immediately after I switched.
Speaker 4:Oh fuck top tier gameplay top tier gameplay gameplay.
Speaker 1:So we covered murky's wedding. I bought a house, so we're slowly moving into that. Uh, gaz needs to get a job. Uh, over there insert in another offspring reference here yes, oh god that the I have some stuff that I probably don't want to share it on the podcast, steve, but I don't know if you've heard anything. That's been going on with Gaz and her current job, but it's kind of fucked and super dumb, but I don't want to share it on the podcast because, hey, we don't edit, so if I share it, it's there it's out there in the world, it's out there in the fucking world do be true um.
Speaker 2:ADHD after dark and chill.
Speaker 1:Yeah maybe after dark and chill, is that our second podcast?
Speaker 2:no.
Speaker 1:I barely have enough energy for this one sometimes. Sometimes it's great he comes in.
Speaker 3:What do we even do in a second?
Speaker 1:He comes in, has a great fucking game for us planned and we just fucking roll with it.
Speaker 2:It would have to be all gameplay. Yeah, just be the game channel. There's no way it could be just unscripted. Fucking whatever happens to us. Kind of stuff like this is.
Speaker 3:It could be us just watching movies.
Speaker 1:That's how this fucking started.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We could always go back to our origin. Go fucking pull up a Pokemon video and fucking watch it.
Speaker 2:Alright, do we fuck that one or no?
Speaker 3:Smash the whole line.
Speaker 1:That's where the Mr Mime fucking icon that I have came from. We were watching one of those episodes and Mr Mime fucking icon that.
Speaker 3:I have came from?
Speaker 1:Yeah, because we were watching one of those episodes and Mr Mime was just like it was horrifying.
Speaker 2:You're right, that's very funny. I forgot about that, mime.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Ash was using Mr Mime.
Speaker 1:Was it Ash or his mom?
Speaker 4:It was Ash. He borrowed it from his mom.
Speaker 1:Yeah, got a quick handy that candy.
Speaker 3:That's fucking weird anyway moving on, mr mime, I hear jerking dudes.
Speaker 1:Uh, would you put it past him. No, yeah, mr mime, if. If you walked up to mr mime and you showed up in like a back alley with him, you're not expecting to get beat up. You're either getting a finger up the ass or you're getting jerked off.
Speaker 3:Or you're sticking a finger up his ass.
Speaker 4:I mean the way Mr Mime works. He doesn't even need to touch you to jerk you off. I mean he can just do from a distance. I would like to see Mr Mime Psychic orgasm.
Speaker 1:I would love to see Mr Mime mime a fleshlight and then psychically give you an orgasm while moving the fleshlight.
Speaker 3:I bet there's a porno of it.
Speaker 2:Stop, stop.
Speaker 3:Coco sigh, he's like I gotta look it up.
Speaker 1:Hang on, where's the fucking incognito window? And fucking, I gotta open up a different web browser for this. I ain't fucking tainting my history with this shit.
Speaker 3:I can't look it up.
Speaker 1:It's pornhub spanned in indiana bullshit, man, you can still search it up. Mr mime mimes, a fleshlight. Let's see what we get on google. Uh, is there a way to turn safe search off with this? Are you going to make me sign in to turn safe search off, you, son of a bitch?
Speaker 2:You got fucking parental control.
Speaker 1:No, I have it in incognito mode and I think fucking Google has decided Alright, we're fucking balling. We're fucking balling, here you go. I think this is the right audio, just skip to uh 25 seconds.
Speaker 3:Oh no, oh god, he's sucking your. What the fuck spider. Snap a pic. Speaking of audio, can we talk about the fucking raunchy ass fart that he ripped last night?
Speaker 1:what am I watching right now? Oh my god, he's trying to suck your cock run, for the love of god run ah, that makes sense come on, don't worry what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4:yeah, e is your asshole, okay uh, that was a build-up of, I kid you not like three hours where I was just tearing ass, took some bino kind of calmed down before bed, woke up, went to work. The moment I clocked in I just felt my bowels go. Well, time for round two. All right, what's?
Speaker 1:the spoiler tag. How do you upload an image of spoiler? Uh, I don't remember I click on this at your I. I found this, so you have the option to not look at this, but you can open it if you so choose.
Speaker 3:I don't think I'm going to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm gonna pass Marky what the fuck?
Speaker 2:I was still listening to fucking you. I just clicked. I wasn't even hearing you guys, I just clicked.
Speaker 1:I wasn't even hearing you guys, I gave you a very clear out.
Speaker 3:Ricky's gonna listen to this episode back and be like if he fucking tried to warn me.
Speaker 1:I even put the spoiler tag on it, bro. Oh god, that's why I had to open it. Yeah, I wasn't listening. I even put the spoiler tag on it bro.
Speaker 2:Oh God, that's why I had to open it. I didn't know. The point was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think he's like I'm a dream that's very funny. For audio listeners and people who didn't open up the image, I'll try to visually describe this for you. Well, it's Ash's mom, a very old Mr Mime it almost looks like he's. I don't is that his dick? Is that her dick? Whose dick is?
Speaker 3:this right now.
Speaker 4:Mr Mime has some man boobs.
Speaker 1:uh, I would say that is not his, but the flesh walls oh yeah, there's a flesh wall and she's being fucked by a flesh wall, but he looks like he's done. He looks like. He looks like Mr Mime if he was accurately like a middle aged man which fuck that was balding like. This is real Mr Mime, covered in makeup, like fucking in a big red tummy. That's the best. I doesn't look cartoony and Ash's mom is thick like five C's yeah, very thick.
Speaker 1:I hope Farha opens that. It's just not noticing that it's in the adhd after dark chat and it's got the spoiler tag on it and he just goes. What the fuck?
Speaker 4:I don't know man, he really liked that sandy cheeks doll he was fucking.
Speaker 1:He immediately commented on that shit did he, yeah, he did yeah like a minute after he sent that far how, far how posted. In fact, it might have just literally been like the instant after. And the only reason I responded because I saw far how responded and I opened the chat and I was like, ah jesus, I also read what has what was said and it just made it even worse yeah, that was awful.
Speaker 1:I can't believe it finally came. Now I can slap sandy cheeks like I've always dreamed of, but I am willing to sell for the right price. They're not easy to come by and it's only been used once. Gently, I take good care of things. I was also supposed to see if it feels just like a real squirrel too oh, I didn't read that far. Oh no.
Speaker 3:That's disgusting.
Speaker 1:That's almost disgusting, as the fucking story I heard of some dude banging a fleshlight full of mold and getting a ball infection, what, what? Yeah, so that was a thing, yeah, so Gaz listens to this podcast called called the judgies.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you've heard of them no um but they basically read reddit stories and they get fucked up reddit stories and shit like that. And uh, this dude, his, his either girlfriend or wife bought him a fleshlight for his birthday and they went to the shower to have some fun sexy time and stuff like that with the fleshlight that she bought. He called it like Jill or something. Afterwards he named it.
Speaker 1:But like he cleaned it he apparently cleaned it out and then just sat it in the shower and left it there. He apparently cleaned it out and then just sat it in the shower and left it there. And then his girl was out of town or something a couple of months later and he's like you know what? I'm going to bust Jill out again. And he busts Jill out, fucking busts inside of Jill and goes about his day. Next day comes along he's got fucking some ball pain. Goes about his day. Next day comes along, he's got fucking some ball pain. And his girlfriend or wife tells him to go to the doctor about it. And he's like like every typical dude. He's like yeah, nah, Nah, I'm not gonna do that, I'll just fucking shake it off.
Speaker 1:Next day rolls around and it feels like somebody's constantly kicking him in the nuts. Yeah, him in the nuts, um, yeah, so, uh, his girl finally takes him to the uh, the er, where they find out that he has an infection of the of the testicles. So we just call it a ball infection because it's funny. Um, and so immediately the girl's like you cheating on me. He's like, nah, I don't know, I don't know what the fuck, I don't know what the fuck could be happening right now. And she was getting all in a rage and like.
Speaker 1:When he got home he was like, well, the only thing I can think of. And he went and fucking to the bathroom and turned in the turn the fleshlight inside out. I'm full of black mold that he just ravished two days before I could go in the town. So moral of story story he said thoroughly dry your fleshlight out after use and don't store it in a moldy place, otherwise you'll get a ball infection and it'll feel like somebody's constantly kicking you in the testicles for fucking three days. And then you're going to have to explain to somebody, then you're going to. Well, he didn't have to explain to the doctor, pretty sure his girlfriend. I don't think it was an STI, I think it was just he had mold in his nuts, that's.
Speaker 3:that's I mean what do you even do about it at that point?
Speaker 1:I guess if she has a moldy pussy that would be an STI. But that'd be fucking. I think they just used antibiotics and fucking hope that the nuts are fucking viable after that. I don't know you got any better options no go ahead.
Speaker 3:I've got another story in a similar ballpark.
Speaker 1:I see what you did there um.
Speaker 3:Krista told me about this one um, this woman like had like just perpetual like sinus um issues and she went to doctors. Nobody could figure out what was going on. Or like it was like really bad allergies, but it wasn't allergies, um, and doctors couldn't figure out what was going on. Or like it was like really bad allergies, but it wasn't allergies, um, and doctors couldn't figure out what was going on with it. This went on for like seven years and she went to a specialist and they found it was actually um, the coli was in her nasal passage and they deduced hinged from her boyfriend. Accidentally bare butt farted in her face and the it she got E coli in her nasal cavity and it just got stuck there for seven years for seven years she?
Speaker 1:is she still together with with that boyfriend? Did they break up? As far as I know they, she still together with with that boyfriend.
Speaker 3:Did they break up?
Speaker 1:uh, as far as I know, they were still together wow but chris has sent me that story and she's like, if you ever I will fucking murder you well, that's the first thing you're gonna have checked if she starts getting allergies, check for the fucking coli she actually has been saying that she's had allergies.
Speaker 3:This week maybe I should ask her if fucking she got too close to me in my sleep or something I shit in her face. Could?
Speaker 1:you imagine that's essentially carrying somebody's fucking fecal matter in your nose for fucking seven years. That's what I'm going to do to you, Murky. Yeah you're gonna shit my nose, fucking shit up your nose. It's gonna be like one of those balloon things, except it's gonna be my shit.
Speaker 2:I saw one of the like Sasquatch.
Speaker 1:Have you seen those balloon things? Zeno when they fucking shove a balloon up your nose, blow it up and then fucking.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, for like to reshape your nasal cat, shove a balloon up your nose, blow it up and then fucking. Oh yeah, for like you're to reshape your nasal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I have seen those, rather I've seen the aftermath. I've seen them pull them out.
Speaker 1:I always see them come out their mouth and they're like, don't worry. And then they struggle to pop it with the sharpest object they have in their hand, which is a fucking knife, and I'm like this is fucking terrifying death by balloon. Marky was going to say something about a Sasquatch thing oh yeah, so I wanted to fucking Sasquatch. Ai videos are hilarious they're starting to die down.
Speaker 2:They were good for a while oh, I thought of you because it was about being lactose intolerant. It's big for like sitting down with fucking who's like girlfriend, his girlfriend family's like thanks for making the hamburger without cheese. Like I really appreciate it because I'm lactose intolerant. She's like well, actually I just molded two patties around like blocks of cheese. The cheese is on the inside. You already ate it and you're not having a problem. And then it's like the whole front of the house blowing out with liquid shit. And I thought of you. I thought of you, zeno that's pretty hilarious.
Speaker 3:That's pretty much what would happen.
Speaker 1:The ones where he shits is incredible because it's so liquid, so fucking funny.
Speaker 1:I like the one when he's in the Humvee and because they arrested him or something like that, they were trying to deport him. And he was like guys, I got a shit, you got to let me out of here. Right now. I don't think you guys are going to survive if I fucking blow up in here. He's just like oh, boys, it's coming, you got to let me go.
Speaker 1:It's like fucking the border patrol still fucking trying to deport him back to like fucking mexico or some shit like that. And then he's like all right, you asked for it. And it cuts to the outside of the jeep and fucking everywhere where there's like not a seal, just fucking liquid shit comes flying out. And then it's like it cuts to the next scene and it's like a fucking war zone of pete, like the aftermath of like a war where, like you see, like a bunch of people on the ground, the medics are running in to try to save people, like the gunfire has stopped, it's like that, except everybody's covered in shit and they're all throwing up. And he's just like I told you, the sea of fuckers.
Speaker 3:And he runs off into the fucking woods um, one of my favorite ones I've seen recently is like, uh, some bigfoot with his girlfriend and it starts off. She's like, hey, how's your headache? And he's like, oh, it's doing okay. Now I took some of your uh dad's blue pills, uh, for the headache, so should be dying down she's just like murky she was like honey, those weren't headache pills, those are boner pills.
Speaker 3:And she's like you just gotta not be excited around my parents and stuff and we'll be fine, we'll get through the night. They're sitting at dinner and, um, they're like sitting outside of this restaurant, the parents and they're all talking and stuff, and the daughter or his girlfriend like starts trying to rub his leg or something. He's like could you like fucking quit it or some shit. And then it pans to them like inside and she's like the fuck is the matter with you? He goes what the fuck's the matter with you? I can't fucking pop a boner in front of your parents. She's like I've been touching you all night and you haven't popped a boner at all. Like do you even love me anymore? Do you even find me attractive anymore?
Speaker 3:He goes baby, I can't have a boner in front of your parents. It's fucking weird. That's why I'm not fucking popping a boner. Do you just chill out, let's get through this dinner or whatever. It cuts to them back outside and this like obviously like messed up, homeless woman walks up. She goes hey, I'll suck your dick fucking raw for five dollars or something like that. And the table just flips over because welcome to a jet two holiday.
Speaker 1:Those things are fucking wild too.
Speaker 4:I saw. I saw one Welcome to a jet to holiday. Those things are fucking wild too.
Speaker 1:I saw, I saw one where it was. Uh, there were some people on, uh, like uh, that's the this is the new meme thing, the jet to holidays. Um, they were on a bunch of river rafts, uh, and on some rapids, and one got stuck up against the rocks and then all of the other ones came piling in on top of it. So it's just like he's talking about.
Speaker 1:He's talking about people, yeah by the way, yeah these rafts keep fucking piling on top and people are falling off and landing in the fucking um, landing in the fucking water with the fucking commercial plan behind it. I think the other funny one I saw, um, was probably terrifying to the person that it happened to, but uh, uh, I'm assuming she's all right because the video was posted and she did a self video. So, um, but she, uh, there was a rope that was hanging down from a hot air balloon that, when the hot air balloon went up, wrapped around her and took her up with it.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:And it was just like. It's like welcome to a Jet 2 holiday, as she's being fucking lifted away from the fucking camera. I was like oh, no, oh.
Speaker 2:That'd be the scariest shit ever.
Speaker 1:It's too early for that shit. There's still sunlight.
Speaker 3:This week I've decided to wake up an hour earlier than I normally would, so I can make myself breakfast.
Speaker 1:Is it a bad idea or a good idea?
Speaker 3:How's that been going I mean it's been okay it's gotten easier as the week goes on.
Speaker 1:You haven't been going to bed any earlier, have you?
Speaker 3:no um, but like I found more time in my life by sleeping less that sounds like sucks yeah but I mean, like I normally like naturally wake up around five o'clock and then I kind of force myself to go back to sleep. I've watched like a bunch of videos about sleep studies and stuff like that suggests like you have a natural waking time and if you force yourself to sleep past that, that's why you're like super groggy and like crabby and can't focus. And I was like, well and like also looking at my bank statement after. I was like updating my insurance and stuff, because my insurance just like decided to get super expensive for no reason. Like my homeowner's insurance jumped from twelve hundred dollars to eighteen hundred dollars for no reason. I got re-quoted and it's uh, about the same with a different insurance company for the same coverage. So I was like, yeah, I'm just gonna do that.
Speaker 3:But then I started looking at my bank statement and I'm like where the fuck's all my money going? And like I have a nine o'clock break at work and there's a gas station and a supermarket down the street from our shop. So like every morning I'll just go down there and grab a snack and a drink or whatever, and it's always at least ten dollars when I do that. And then I go out for lunch and I spend at least ten to fifteen dollars on that. So I was like that's $100 a week, that's $400 a month that I'm just spending because I don't wake up in time to make myself breakfast and also pack a lunch. So trying to be a little more responsible with that.
Speaker 1:Trying to eat good out here. No more DoorDash for Zeno. You want to prep?
Speaker 3:good, I haven't DoorDashed in a while Did you cancel that Dash Pass. No. It's only $5 a month, though.
Speaker 1:It's only $5 a month.
Speaker 3:Because I got the student discount. I got the student discount $ bucks a month because I get the student discount at the student discount, five dollars a month. You know if I order DoorDash once a month.
Speaker 1:It's worth it no it's not.
Speaker 2:So how long are they going to let you keep that for?
Speaker 3:as long as I have a college email. I have a college active college email, because the college I went to doesn't update their servers and never emails to let them say what your college is. Yeah, I was going to your man.
Speaker 1:You're screwed whenever they have a data loss. How many? Things how many things do you have on that college email that are getting student benefits?
Speaker 3:Uh, oh, um. No, I don't think answer the question. I used to have spotify on it, but, uh, I think that once, like they connected with hulu or whatever, that changed and I don't get that anymore. Um, amazon Prime, though, I get half Amazon Prime because of my student email, half of Amazon Prime is how much Amazon Prime costed when it first launched. Yeah, what else Dashpounce? Of course You've listed two things.
Speaker 3:I feel like there's way more that I'm not thinking of, that I just don't use anymore too probably yeah, you still pay for it.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, zeno's power bill is gonna fuck. His power is gonna go out one day because fucking his college deleted his email and his fucking power bill was tied to his college email.
Speaker 3:I used to get a phone bill discount too.
Speaker 1:Phone bill. Discount From who?
Speaker 3:From. Well, it was Sprint, now they're T-Mobile, but I have Xfinity now.
Speaker 1:Hmm, how is that? I've never had the Xfinity Mobile stuff.
Speaker 3:Xfinity Mobile's fine their internet's super fucking expensive.
Speaker 1:That's because usually where they're at, they don't really have much competition so they can just charge you whatever they want.
Speaker 3:That's exactly right. They have no competition. In my immediate area, everybody and their fucking mother around me has fiber internet.
Speaker 1:Except for you.
Speaker 3:But not this guy.
Speaker 1:If I remember correctly, a lot of that was because of, like, some old fucking laws that prevented like competition between utilities or something like that, that's preventing people from easily running like fiber lines and shit like that. Um it's fucking bullshit is what it is you should go fucking to Comcast and show them your asshole and say I want cheap internet. And then, if they don't, give it to you take a shit on the fucking CEO's desk.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna do that don't actually do that.
Speaker 1:That'll probably get you in jail.
Speaker 3:You guys seen speaking of CEOs? Have you seen the clip that's going viral? Well, we may not have to, because his wife may do it for him. Is the CEO some like astronaut or like aerospace company? Is the CEO of some like astronaut or like aerospace company?
Speaker 1:Lockheed Something like that. Lockheed.
Speaker 3:I don't know, but it was like um the CEO was at this concert with the CFO and he was like.
Speaker 1:That's a video of.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they show them on the Jumbotron and this dude just like obviously dips out like he didn't want to be seen. And then the woman just turns and you can see another woman next to him. Like yeah, you guys are fucked, like Wait, and you can see another woman next to him like yeah, you guys are fucked.
Speaker 1:Wait, I need to know who this is. If I type CEO of the first searches are CEO of astronomer. Ceo of astronomer, wife CEO of astronomer and Andy Bryan. Yeah, it's CEO of astronomerives, ceo of Astronomer, and Andy Bryan. Yeah, it's CEO of Astronomer. So let's see, it's literally just called Astronomer. Oh, no, wait, there's so many articles on this. Oh, speaking of CEOs, did you see? Fucking, what is? What is? What is the company that? Um, the one dude got shot from the health company?
Speaker 1:united health care yeah, did you see that their shareholders are now suing the company for providing too much health care?
Speaker 4:primarily is Blackstone, because you know they own our country. Yeah what? Yeah, they're providing too much health care.
Speaker 1:Primarily is blackstone because they own our country. Yeah, yeah, they're providing too much health care, so the shareholders are um suing.
Speaker 3:You're doing too much of the job that you're fucking meant to do.
Speaker 1:Actually, what's what's happening is they said oh yeah, even after the shooting, we'll still be able to hit our profit margins. So they're being sued for not doing not be able to hit our profit margins. So they're being sued for not being able to hit those because they can't do their predatory business practices anymore. But essentially they're getting sued for providing too much healthcare.
Speaker 3:That's insane.
Speaker 1:It's fucking wild. You know what else is wild? There's no such thing as the Epstein fucking list. It doesn't exist. That's pretty fucking wild. You know what else is wild? There's no such thing as the Epstein fucking list.
Speaker 3:It doesn't exist that's pretty fucking wild they fucking waved the wand over everybody.
Speaker 1:Did you see that?
Speaker 3:last I heard is it was made up by Obama no, now it just doesn't exist. I think the Obama allegation no, just doesn't exist. I think the Obama allegation no, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1:There's no Epstein list the dude. All I know is the tick tock shirts I'm seeing for this are incredible. It's just fucking Donald Trump, and I think and I don't know who the other guy is, because I only catch like I only get to the part where it gets to where they have the fucking memory erase pen from the fucking men in black, yeah and the shirt says what list yeah, that's Epstein on that shirt between that and the fucking making making shirts unwearable where it's robert downey jr.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you what the downies are. I'm a terrible person. It's funny the bigfoot and downsy videos make me oh, fucking, the big downsy videos are my pal downsy. Here we got. We got ourselves some booger sugar yeah I think the one where they go into the fucking jail was pretty funny too. And then they have fucking downsy's older brother as their fucking public defender. It's fucking awful. It's so bad.
Speaker 3:The Downsy videos are pretty fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:The wise-ass guy's like Downsy gave me this Carolina Reaper I don't know about Carolina, but I bet she's a badass bitch and just eats this whole fucking pepper. And then the next one is him With a whole gallon of milk and he goes. He picked that motherfucking pepper straight from Satan's asshole. I need some fucking milk. He's just fucking this whole gallon of milk and then it's fucking him in this like this creek and his eyes are super puffed up from crying. He goes. It still has to come out my, it still has to come out of me. Pray for my fucking asshole, please yeah that's it.
Speaker 1:There was one point in time where the AI videos on my page at least had shifted to a fucking NFL draft like video of a general drafting the next fucking round of people for the United States military to fund the war.
Speaker 2:World War 3 draft anybody named Brandon dude, those were fucking.
Speaker 1:Those were fucking hilarious. Um, I can't remember any, any of the, any of the real funny ones, but I remember there was. There was one that was like super specific and I was like that is hilarious, yeah those were pretty good and they were getting pretty ratty I mean, I think the ai stuff is at least dying down a little bit. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a trend that comes and goes every now and then when somebody thinks of something super funny again right like you can only keep the big foot and stuff going on for long.
Speaker 1:Honestly, what's really funny right now is I for some reason, have just had a bunch of ai videos of people walking on a glass bridge and then throwing a rock and then the bridge collapsing and then a thousand people fall into a hole, like I've seen. Why is that funny, do you? Why are you laughing? Because I don't know why this I don't. The reason it's funny is because I've seen so many of them. I'm like why is this a thing that's on my for you page? Because one of them was like a lady that threw a rock at it and the glass the way the AI broke the bridge. She threw a rock at the glass bridge and and fell at the same time and the rock didn't break the bridge and her fat ass did, and I thought that was absolutely hilarious that the rock didn't break the bridge, but she did.
Speaker 1:There was also one of Trump doing it. I don't know why this even exists, but it's just a random glass bridge and then it breaks and then a bunch of people fall and I'm like, why? Why is this trending on my page? Next time one comes across my feet, I'll send it to you guys okay and you'll be like why does? This exist, it probably won't get another one. Now that I said I will fads, probably fucking over.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna be honest, I don't watch any of the AI videos you guys send me so you don't watch any of the TikToks I send you. I watch like the Marvel rival ones, but I refuse to watch any of the AI stuff because I refuse to support AI that's fair.
Speaker 1:I think they're hilarious.
Speaker 2:I hate it with music because it's just like actual talented people.
Speaker 1:Look I'm all for the AI being used. I hate it. With music, it's just like actual talented people versus a computer.
Speaker 1:I'm all for the AI being used for these stupid memes, because they're fucking hilarious and nobody's ever gonna film those. If somebody films a fucking Bigfoot getting into a fucking Humvee and then shit coming out everywhere, I would be super impressed, but it's also not worth it for a fucking 10 second tick tock. Yeah, unfortunately, one way or another, ai is gonna become a thing that we just have to get used to I'd rather not it's unfortunately. That's how the world's going I have.
Speaker 4:I'll probably kill myself for then, but I have to get used to it at my job.
Speaker 1:Don't kill yourself. Take us with you.
Speaker 4:Now AI is going to be as big as it is. Count me out. I do not want on this planet. I'm already upset enough with the fucking idiot. We have an office who's a child fucker and getting away with it, but you know what? Fuck it. Let's just have this whole world burn at this point, I don't care.
Speaker 3:I think there are other countries too.
Speaker 1:They're all pretty bad. We could go to fucking North Korea.
Speaker 2:I have a segment.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:God, what's a?
Speaker 2:segment. Oh God, what's the segment? So I know that we've all talked about this a lot, We've contemplated this a lot, but it's time the ADHD FDR takes a new direction, and that direction is wrestling brother. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. What are we?
Speaker 1:talking about with wrestling.
Speaker 2:Recent wrestling news.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Do you got something?
Speaker 1:for me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, long time Indie Professional workhorse, adam Cole baby, has to give his retirement speech on AEW. Possible retirement speech, big injuries and you know what. Maybe it's work, maybe it's not, but we'll find out. But yeah, he relinquished his title because I believe he had a really bad neck injury and he's a younger dude. He still has a lot of years left, but it's fucking with him just like in his every day to day life. So, yeah, had to relinquish his title and go out and attach to that is he went to aew for supposedly a uh, a female wrestler there, brit baker, and they were together for quite some time in a relationship, hence why he went to AEW. And then she cheated on him what a bitch, yeah. And they broke up and after this retirement she's posting all this stuff to him, like you know, heartbroken, and he has to do this and blah, blah, blah and everyone in the comments is just shitting down her throat. You cheat on him like you're a piece of shit, basically, and that's your piece of recent wrestling news.
Speaker 1:I had to look up who you were talking about. I didn't know who he was talking about.
Speaker 3:He's us.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not talking about it. You know, that was a long time ago. This is very recent.
Speaker 3:It's not that's this 's, this, this is real name, right, adam copeland no, adam copeland's edge, that's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about adam cole. Adam cole, I thought you said adam cole, baby, yeah, this is it kind of mirrors that kind of situation where I don't think that Adam Cole knows the extents of the injuries quite yet, or at least not that I've seen. But it does kind of mirror that where you have a dude who should be in the prime of his career and has to dip out or vacate a title or retire early. He's like I don't know what's gonna happen, I don't want to retire, but you know, this is the last time I see you fucking, I'll see you, kind of deal he's gonna fucking jump off a cliff.
Speaker 1:Did you guys see, uh, ozzy osbourne's last performance did yeah, it was kind of sad dude looks rough.
Speaker 3:did you see jack black's cover of Mr Crowley?
Speaker 4:I did with that band of. What was it like? 16, 15 year old?
Speaker 3:kids. It was actually really good. It was very good. I didn't expect him to make like a serious tribute. I thought it was gonna still be like Jack Black style. You know, he did a really good job. It was really nice.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry to find it on YouTube. I'm guessing.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, it is on YouTube. It's on Ozzy's channel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's on Ozzy's channel. I just found it. I'm not gonna play it because I don't want to fucking deal with editing. What you cracking open.
Speaker 3:Coca-Cola.
Speaker 1:Coca-Cola you mixing it with anything.
Speaker 4:What do you think?
Speaker 1:I thought you were a changed man. That's what I thought.
Speaker 3:He's like yeah, next time you fucking start thinking. Just stop Okay.
Speaker 1:I'm going to need you to fucking stupid it up a little bit. Fucking idiot. I still think it's funny. I kept all of my guns that had the word Uryut in it in my vault in. Destiny when I was clearing it out the other day. Even though I didn't need to clear it out, I just was like I'm going to delete all these things because I don't need them anymore.
Speaker 3:I'm hungry.
Speaker 1:You're going to fucking door, dash something.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:You sure, yeah, that face doesn't say no.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1:What do you have around the house to eat? Banana cream pie what banana cream pie you still have that. I'm going to go get my pint of ice cream and bring it down, then you're going to want an ice cream what kind of pint of ice cream it's basic bitch, vanilla, because I'm autistic.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, you got that brownie purple ice cream the one time, or a s'mores, a little s'mores. Was it yeah. Was the one that you and Gaz left at my house.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Is that?
Speaker 3:still there. No.
Speaker 1:I hate that shit.
Speaker 3:When you walked out the door, yeah, cause you guys were like Xeno, this isn't gonna make it home with us, will you eat it? And I was like I will tear that shit up, don't you worry and then I will tear the bathroom up yeah, and that's exactly what happened. I tore that bathroom up. Yeah, and that's exactly what happened. I tore that bathroom up. It was pretty disgraceful. Pretty sure the paint peeled off the walls.
Speaker 2:Disgrace.
Speaker 1:Disgrace, he's not one of us. Sorry, sorry, I went, it's a little autism.
Speaker 3:I don't have any gift, sorry, sorry, I went Autism, autism, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Berkey you do?
Speaker 2:Fucking Zeno got me off guard with that. Just a little autism show in there.
Speaker 1:In my defense defense I was left unsupervised that's true, it was your turn another wrestling fact of the day what is it?
Speaker 3:what's up with John Cena right now?
Speaker 2:now he's recently new faction leader, seth Rollins, leading a team of Bronson Reed and Braun Breaker Fucking powerhouse stable right now. Definitely looked like he tore something in his knee in a match against LA Knight. Yeah, yeah, he went for what was that? I want to call it a springboard. Basically he's outside the ropes.
Speaker 2:Ripped over the top, went for something, went to go off the other side and back, flip off, I believe that sounds painful he just went to go stick the landing and he was still kind of not rotated over enough and he fucking planted real hard, yeah, just blew something out of his knee. They had to make an audible call mid-batch and have LA Knight win, which nothing wrong with LA Knight, yeah, but also puts a big hole on this three person faction thing they had going on. Now this son of Scott Steiner fucking Big Papa Pump or no, I'm sorry. Rick Steiner, the brother of Scott Steiner, big Papa Pump, yeah, was a part of that faction. I feel like he's getting a little bit of the push, cause Paul Heyman is the manager for this three-person faction of Full Power.
Speaker 2:Instruction. So crazy shit going on. Roman Reigns came back, Tribal Chief, son Pay respects.
Speaker 1:Press F. What's he doing now? Wrestling podcast now that filled, that filled out a whole like. Miles will watch or listen now he can't listen to half of the podcast.
Speaker 3:We literally can't we described porn we'll share with him the little bits that are wrestling and he'll be like oh, okay, right, you can take care of that, cause I'm not editing anything. Oh, Ricky, you want to do that.
Speaker 2:Tell me whether I'm right or wrong or what I like messed up or what I missed about the situation.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, people are thinking Seth Rollins fucked up. Now here's the other part of it. There it uh, there's a gauntlet match going on to see who's going to be the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. Who ended up winning that gauntlet match is CM Punk. So now CM Punk gets a challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship. Seth Rollins still has money in the bank technically, so he has a contract to get a championship match whenever at any given time. And uh, seth has been quoted as saying that as long as he breathes fucking god's air, that cm punk will not be champion. And so people are thinking possibly it's a work and he didn't blow his fucking knee out again. But also, it's the same knee he's blown out multiple times and he needs to get certain moves out of his repertoire, because when he's going and doing backflips and crazy shit, springboarding off the fucking ropes, he blows his fucking knees out.
Speaker 2:Bad for business it would be bad for business only time will tell tune in next time for recent wrestling news I wish I had a jingle for that, but all I have for that is I love sucking cock, dude. That's my favorite, that's the outro for it fucking play me murky's gonna be the 2001 monday night raw intro fucking.
Speaker 1:I don't have that on my soundboard. We probably can't play it. We'll just have you guys, just record yourself doing that, and that's what we'll do.
Speaker 2:Murky's got his own, he's got his own wrestling match going on right now.
Speaker 1:That's true, crazy Murky, you've got your own wrestling match going on right now. Crazy Murky, you've got your own wrestling match going on with fucking. Is that Little?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's a savage. He's a savage, he's a fucking monster, jumping up and going over.
Speaker 3:He's going to be the next Intercontinental Champion, for sure that fucking sound is so good, all right, we, we fucking made it to an hour.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, I'm gonna go have some banana cream pie now I'm gonna fucking have your cream pie. I'm gonna fucking cream pie, as you know.
Speaker 3:That's weird.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna dick him down Any final words Z.
Speaker 4:Nope Big sex attack.
Speaker 1:Let me shake up my nipples before we go.
Speaker 3:Ah nipples.
Speaker 1:And if they were long, they're cocos we can't all have long nipples, and if they were long, they're cocos.
Speaker 3:We can't all have long nipples like Marky.
Speaker 2:I don't have long nipples. I guess I got big nipples.
Speaker 3:I don't think they're long why were you casted for nippleless cage then?
Speaker 1:yeah, he's got big nipples anyways, goodbye, they're pointy.
