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Picture this: you're cozied up with your favorite snack, ready to relive the spectral shenanigans of the Ghostbusters franchise. That's where we come in, offering not just a review of the new flick but a full-blown celebration of every proton pack and ectoplasmic encounter that's graced the screen. Our latest episode is a treasure trove of nostalgia and a rollicking good time, with our special guest adding their unique flair to the conversation. We dissect the legacy of the original films, chuckle over the fresh ghostly additions, and even take a stroll through Sony's cinematic history—hope you're a fan of surprises!
Now, have you ever caught yourself humming a movie theme song long after the credits rolled? You're not alone. We dive headfirst into the music that defines our favorite movies and TV shows, ranking our top tunes and debating their cultural footprint. Get ready to reminisce about the adrenaline rush of "Top Gun," the otherworldly croon of "Ghostbusters," and even the epic anthems from your childhood cartoons. Trust us, you'll be belting out these classics and rediscovering a few forgotten gems.
But it's not all about looking back—the future of film beckons with exciting prospects and industry gossip ripe for discussion. We ponder the potential impacts of big mergers, share personal anecdotes from celebrity encounters, and speculate on upcoming releases that have us all on the edge of our seats. Plus, our take on the Disney live-action remake trend might just surprise you. So, charge up your nostalgia and plug in for a podcast experience that's as vibrant and varied as the movies we love.
Who are you going to call Nightfallsville Podcast? Thank you all for listening to my cringe intro, but it was perfection. This is the. I hope everyone appreciates it. I thought about it. I said fuck it, I'm going to do it. I don't care how bad it sounds. How bad it sounds, you surprised the shit out of us for appreciates it. I said fuck it, I'm going to do it, I don't care how bad it sounds. How bad it sounds you surprised, the shit out of us for actually doing it. No, I expected that, I just expected the delivery. He did it. I came up with that in the car. I'm like that's what I'm doing, I'm done. You got anything, dean? That's why I didn't say anything. That's why I didn't say anything. I'm not saying it, though that's going to be a surprise.
Speaker 1:So another Ghostbusters movie, number four, no three, the fifth Ghostbusters, 1 and 2. Afterlife, this one, the one that don't exist, and the one that doesn't exist, don't exist. The ladies one. Yeah, it's terrible, it's continuity. That's technically part of the continuity. Yeah, it isn't. They didn't cover that in this movie, though they did kind of like. You've heard the you can bring Hemsworth back. Other than that, you can leave everyone else gone. Hemsworth, I have a bias, but yeah, that movie was fun. Technically it's Beth Goldfuss' movie, yeah, technically, even though, fine, you gotta acknowledge that one.
Speaker 1:Is it bad of me for wanting to actually get a second movie Of that one? Yes, yes, unfortunately. Better writers yes, yeah, but the writers for the first one didn't redeem enough for the first one. If they had the same writers that this, you know they were dedicated and knew what they wanted to put in there. The sad thing is any writer, any studio can think their writers are dedicated.
Speaker 1:Then you get Horbius and Madden. You actually have too good of a point right there. Look at their track record. Who wrote Madame Web and Horbius? It is something, man. I'm like Sony, what are you doing? You have way too good of a point. Sony did this movie. Sony did a good movie, but they do a lot of good movies and they do some stinkers. So you never know what you're going to get with Sony. But they do a lot of good movies and they do some stinkers, so you never know what you're going to get with Sony. It's like a box of chocolates. Sony is literally a box of chocolates. I enjoyed this movie. It was entertaining. Has Tom Hanks ever done a Sony movie? Like a box of chocolates.
Speaker 1:The Captain one, captain Phillips. Yeah, I wonder if that was Sony, I don't know anymore. So, so new, I'm not curious. So I can blame Dean for reminding me of this fact, because I'd forgotten. This was the fact. I was wondering what a fact was. So, yes, I'm blaming Dean for reminding me of this fact.
Speaker 1:Damn, so, the ultimate irony of Ghostbusters. It's 2024, and Ghostbusters and Dune came out. It was, yeah, captain Phillips, angels and Demons, a man Called Otto and Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, which I still have to fucking watch. It's very good. So this is the third time that Dune and Ghostbusters have come out at the same time. Oh my no, you're shitting me. The 80s one come out at the same time. Oh my no, you're shitting me. The 80s one came out at the same time. Yes, that is actually a good piece of trivia, I know, okay, no, no, no, all right, now that we put the Dune one in there.
Speaker 1:What's come out at the same time as Star Wars? Each time? Jurassic World? That would be really cool. Oh yeah, that would just be overworking. On Simul, we could do some work Speaking of musical soundtracks In this episode, our top ten favorite movie theme songs and TV show theme songs.
Speaker 1:I thought Ghostbusters has an iconic theme song. It could be written on the TV. One it's fine. Did you eat a piece of paper or no? No, unless you actually want my physical. No, they're recorded. Okay, I've done that. I actually had to go back on episodes. So did I Some people's name gripe with the movie?
Speaker 1:You know I've done that. I actually had to go back on it. So did I. One of these people, some people's name, gripe with the movie? I disagree with a little bit. I understand they say they got to pass the baton to the new people and they got to have Ackroyd and Hudson and Murray out. I mean, ackroyd was in there a lot, but Murray and Hudson weren't in there all the damn time. Murray wasn't growing. I don't think we're getting rid of Hudson or Ackroyd anymore. Now that they established Ernie as basically the money, he's the money, can't get rid of him.
Speaker 1:Like I told you guys, going in, it's convoluted because you've got the family. You're keeping the Ghostbusters. You brought back the secretary. There was a game that came out that was sort of based on it, where you created your own character and you just went around Ghostbusting with Ghostbusters yes, I kind of like that. But then you bring in you brought the girl back from the afterlife who's with Lucky Lucky, why can I remember her name, I don't know. But then you add in the otage that was doing all the scientifical stuff.
Speaker 1:You brought in Patnaz. Patnaz was a redeemed Holy shit, did he age? Well, yeah, he reminds me of Freddy from iCarly. So you brought in that. You brought in Patnaz Wald as a nerd guy, just to throw him in, basically because that's what Patton Oswalt does. I kind of really like him in those roles, though he's very good at them. But it's like Especially when he played the twins on SHIELD and then you throw in the ghost Melody. Melody wasn't bad, I played her, but that's a 15 character very familiar. No, that's like 10 to 15 characters that you had that you're basing this entire hour 15 minute movie on.
Speaker 1:And it didn't do horrible. No, it didn't. Everybody got equal amount of screen time, which is not what you're hoping to do if you're trying to make another franchise out of this unless you branch it off. And how well has that worked out? Ja, branch it Not for Star Wars. It hasn't worked out for most franchises. We'll see for Jurassic Park, because they're just trying that now. Technically, jurassic World is a spinoff yeah, it is, but it's also already getting its own spinoffs. It's going good for Godzilla. It didn't perk up at Bryce.
Speaker 1:Thomas Howard, I didn't say the name. I know the name had to have been said. You have to say the name. You have to mention the person with the ass. Oh, then he'll get primed, primed. He was Super primed. Ied, he was Super primed. I'm waiting for them just to say fuck it and let Rick Moranis come back for a camera. I want to see Rick Leslie. He's out of Hollywood, he's done. Ryan Reynolds had to convince him to come out just for an ad. Yeah, what, damn it. You're telling me that's the only. He's a family man dude. He was done with Hollywood. Technically he doesn't have to anymore because I think it's I mean, alderman graduated, so technically he doesn't have to anymore In college and stuff. Yeah, probably it's completely up to him. If he wants to make a cameo, cool, I'd love it.
Speaker 1:I think Sigourney was only in the end credits scene of the last one. Get away from her, you bitch. Anytime I name, I'm going to say it, just saying that's another series coming back May talk about later, but no, we're almost at eight minutes in and we haven't gone into spoilers. I said the word stepdaddy Until you make it. It might have been taken out of context. I like hey, that's the second most man alive of context. I like the. Hey, that's the second-most man alive. Damn it, I thought it was the second. Nope, he's just in the running.
Speaker 1:I don't know who won it this year. Hopefully you have him. Ryan got Gosling. I don't think Gosling's gotten it. Reynolds does. That was the other one. It's a lot of Ryans. It's weird. I swear, pratchett, you gotta mention that to your buddy next time.
Speaker 1:Hugh Jackman's won it. Yeah, why are we talking about sexiest man alive in the most mostest podcast? Oh, patrick Dempsey won it this year. What? No, yeah, because of Flame Masters. Oh, jesus Christ, we gotta talk about him. Dempsey won it this year. Yeah, because of Flame Masters. Oh, jesus Christ, we gotta talk about him. That was one of my favorite parts of the fucking movie. Oh, chris Evans won it the year before. No, I gotta say that. M Night Shyamalan Firebender. Oh God, I made the joke during the movie. You're the one who said Firebender. I was like, yeah, from M Night Shyamalan Rudd won it in 2001.
Speaker 1:2021. Don't worry, he'll win it in another 10 years because he doesn't age. You can't win it twice. No, when was that a rule? That's never happened. People will forget by then. We're nearing idiocracy level. The Depp in 2009. People will forget by then. We're nearing idiocracy level. So it's never. It went way off track. Now he's great and everything. He's just naturally funny, great comedic timing. He is a comedian. I mean you could is a comedian. I mean you could be a comedian and still have shitty timing. Look at the Joker, that motherfucker man.
Speaker 1:They open up the goddamn room all as shit. It's a sex dungeon. It's not Gene hopes. It does help, but not sex dungeon. None of this is all for sale.
Speaker 1:That was my. Can you squeeze into an eight? Yeah, that was my grandpa's. What size shoes do you wear? Can you squeeze into an eight? That's my grandpa's painting with the nipples. He really liked that. It's not for sale. What would you pay? Oh, my god, anyone notice the Slenderman ghost? Oh, jesus Christ With horns. That's basically what Barak was. Whatever the fuck. Yeah, barak, garak. There we go. Sorry, barak. I mean, if JJ were to be Baraka? Yeah, I heard Baraka the entire movie yeah, too bad. It was Garaka Garaka yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1:They tried to give him lore and stuff. That was cool. Every time they do that. That was cool. They were facing another old god. They solidified the lore in the first one. Now they've added more lore to the second one.
Speaker 1:What doesn't piss me off but it makes me more interested is because they said pre- Sumerian we don't have much history or lore for pre-Sumerian, no. And if it is in a dark library where nobody goes the Vatican yeah, I don't want to go there. I definitely don't want to go there For secondary reasons. The Vatican that's where all the shit is. They got a fucking library down there of old shit. Yeah, that's all the shit. They got so much shit down there.
Speaker 1:Maybe we should stop talking about this before somebody comes for our head. What did we? What did we say? That was illegal. That's common knowledge. Everyone knows that the mannequin's got a big ass library under it.
Speaker 1:It's like what do you got in there? Do you got secrets in there? Can we see them? Do you got in there? You got secrets in there. Yeah, can we see them. Thank you, davinci Code. Do you have secrets? Wait, that was the right one. Right, it's one of them. Yeah, which one? There's three of them. Or was that Angels and Demons? There's three of them Angels and Demons and Inferno. Yeah, go watch Baldi Concomics. Inferno was the weakest. Go watch Baldi on comics Inferno was the weakest one, though I can have a good time with the first and second one. Inferno was kind of weak. No one's had good puzzles.
Speaker 1:Oh, ian McKellen was in the first one and he won a brass ball. Oh, jesus Christ, or the devil's testicle. I like that nickname. That was a good nickname for him. It'll go with his other object that he can't open. Yeah, I had to open it for him. I finally figured it out.
Speaker 1:It wasn't right. It didn't feel right because, dude, you're supposed to be the one to open it, not me. What the fuck is going on here? There's a pleasure in itself. Yep, it didn't feel right because, dude, you're supposed to be the one to open it, not me. What the fuck is going on here? Oh my God, there's a pleasure in itself. I took all the pleasure away from it. Well, the Stay Puft Marshmallow, mini Marshmallow Men steal the show again. Like always, they're just there being funny, being roasted Up and burning their own faces off A lighter from a church, why would you give them lasers? They had lasers in the spinny round of one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did like the addition of the new ghosts, the one I'm dubbing Potato Spitter what he was a rolling potato and he spit boo, what are you doing here? We never found out what happened to it or how well he incapacitated the new guy. Yeah, well, he did show up at the end with the red jacket. He was in the red jacket, also washed off because he rinsed himself off. He took a shower during that whole day. He was never in there. He at least cleaned him off. Damn plot holes. I liked Potato Spitter. Spud Spitter Possessor was cool. That's where I was getting to.
Speaker 1:What I liked was this one that looked really cool and creepy, that kept sticking its head out but didn't do shit. That's the one I was calling Slenderman. I want that one to do stuff and it didn't do nothing, it just came out. I liked how they went with the tricycle for all the jokes of Saw Saw. I was like hey, where's Bentley the Puppet? Damn. I turned to him right when it came around. I was like that's Jigsaw? I wondered.
Speaker 1:I'm guessing the Annabeth doll is copyrighted, because that should have been the doll that they were exercising. It would have been cool to see the real one. It still exists, but I think the Annabeth doll is copyrighted. Oh yeah, who the fuck does that? Who does the Warner Brothers does Conjuring? Oh yeah, hey, don't touch our stuff. That would be.
Speaker 1:I like the live. Well, they can't make money on their movies lately. I like the. I like the fucking live reenactment of Bill Murray showing up to set when he opened the door. Hey, I'm here, let's shoot our scenes. Okay, off, I go Bye.
Speaker 1:How mad were you when they killed the lion? That's very mad. Like no, he was my possessor, though. Yeah, he blew up in the. You don't kill lions, lions don't kill Making what's-his-name.
Speaker 1:The mayor was hilarious. Was that the fucking lawyer from who? Yes, the one that released everything. Yeah, I wasn't sure if they actually got the same guy, same actor, same actor. So who would fucking elect that guy, mayor? Let's do it.
Speaker 1:Hello, new York. We have issues here in Illinois and Wisconsin, but then we. You can't forget, though. They elected the great mayor, giuliani. Fuck you anger management. Fuck you God. Damn you, adam Sandler. You can't forget, though. They elected the great Mayor, giuliani. Fuck you, anger management. Fuck you, god, damn you. Adam Sandler. I love you, though. Remember that anger management, rudy Giuliani at the end. Thank you, mayor Giuliani. Is there a show up in multiple Adam Sandler movies? Oh my God, oh my God. Then they got the receptionist to come back too. That shit can. Oh my god, oh shit. Then they got the receptionist to come back. Dude, that shit. She's apparently working for Bernie Hudson's character, so it's the only reason. Somehow he kept her on as a secretary, of sorts Overqualified.
Speaker 1:I did find it funny that they used the new hideout as an aquarium. Yeah, with all the tanks, just makes it funnier. Yep, you go from a firehouse to an aquarium. Hmm, small tanks, bigger tanks, all were supposed to hold water. Hey man, they did. I knew they wouldn't go.
Speaker 1:They did some nice little foreshadowing. Wait, y'all ain't gonna kill Dan Aykroyd, are you? They were trying to foreshadow that shit. That's all he wants. Don't do it. Don't do it. He died what Nobody died. Me, me, watch that. Don't do it. Anyone is sad, but don't you touch Venkman. Don't you touch Bill. Don't you do it. So I'll be like he's the one they killed. You don't want to do it, no more.
Speaker 1:He maybe had a little bit more screen time than he did in the Batman Quantumania, don't worry. Hey, pay me. Okay, I'll show up, I leave Goodbye. Why does that make me want a Paul Rudd-Murray movie? I can't, it doesn't work. Just from having him both in those two movies I was like, alright, now let's get a full interrupter-length movie. He didn't interact with them in that movie. No, he didn't.
Speaker 1:You know, when they were all there and Venkman wasn't there yet and someone was knocking at the door, I was like, oh, there's Venkman, there he is, there he is. Do you need me? How would you eat your babies? That was one of the weird. How would you prefer your babies cooked with skin or no skin? What about the one with the puppies? Kill puppies, do you love puppies or would you kill them? What the time he took to answer that. It was pure shock. It's like why would you ask me this? I did like how they leaned into him being a fire master, though, even though we got a hint at it, that slow-mo down the fire pole, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Oh, my god, that's some good laughs.
Speaker 1:Did his suit kind of look like M Night Shyamalan, firebender 2? Oh god, or was it just me. M Night Shyamalan was like hey See, I knew it was a good idea. It's working here, fuckers. Oh, when the fucking was a good idea. It's working here, fuckers. Oh, the one, the fucking fucking. I forgot the name of it. Possessor and Possess the Pizza, thank you. Thank you, slime. And they got eaten.
Speaker 1:We didn't see him after that. So, oh, slime, yeah, wait, he was running away from the dragon. He's running away from the dragon. Yep, was that supposed to be a reference? I don't know it. Sure as hell looked like it. Wait, what about Akroi, seeing the librarian? That would be a little. That would sure install your bait. Oh, no, not again. Those are earthbenders.
Speaker 1:What else was? What was the other one? That was just pure nostalgia bait. There was another one. Can't say to stay puffed, because those are. That's just the mascot of the fucking series at this point the library ghost.
Speaker 1:That was the one. There was another one that was very obvious. It's horrible. We were just in there. You can't fucking remember. Oh shit, there was. There's really a lot to talk about. Honestly, I told you that's the problem. I won't say give us another one immediately, but I'd love another one. This took four years.
Speaker 1:2019 was when the last one came out, they said it was like two years in the movie. Yeah, you can tell the brother didn't look like two years into the movie. Yeah, you can tell the brother didn't look like he changed, but the girl definitely did. Oh yeah, I noticed that. I was like wait, did they cast a new guy? The youngest ones definitely aged out faster, but then so did Finn Wolfhard, when you compare him to Stranger Things. So he just that shit's like going into its final season, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've never watched it, it's fun. I haven't watched it either, but I know it's fun. I've seen Eddie's scenes and that's about it. Eddie's being Eddie Human Torch. Oh yeah, that's right, that's who he is now. Well, will be. Yeah, soon.
Speaker 1:Another Obstrafire will be probably my God, it can't be any worse. Yes, it can. And don't say it, the power is low. He's really a little bugger. He doesn't realize that Spider-Man 4 is coming. It's not coming until they announce it. You're getting Spider-Verse 3 and that's all you have. And I will hold it like he's holding his pizza, all happy, I'm done this pizza, all happy.
Speaker 1:And they're going to see a lot. I am Tobey Maguire, dude, I'm done. And there is Andrew, no reports say they want Tobey to come back. They're lying, they really can't. Oh, they're fighting with Marvel still about not fighting but debating what they want. Street level movie, big multiverse movie they're still fighting over that. Both they're still fighting. You do the street level movie first, then you do the multiverse. That's two different things.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and fans will love it, especially this guy. He will cream his pants for getting multiple Spider-Man movies in here. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I want to know. Part of me wants to know what a bad Spider-Man movie is I can't re-watch. I want to know. Mtv Spider-Man. I want to know.
Speaker 1:Sadly, it was voiced by a cool guy too. I could, at least I could watch Madam Webb again. Look at Sidney Sweeney. I could watch Madam Webb again. That's why you just bought her movie. Fuck you, I couldn't resist. I was like, ooh, I needed it. That was last year. That was back in 2023, right, or was that this year? No, it was earlier this year. Damn, madam Web was our last podcast. No, that was still my surprise this year. That's still my surprise this year. I'm not talking about a movie theme song.
Speaker 1:It did not make my list because it was not made for the movie. No, that movie's older than that movie. Yeah, my list is kind of not. It's all over the place. I'm happy with both my lists.
Speaker 1:I did a week's worth of research. I didn't do a TV one because I completely forgot about it. I did one just in case, one because I completely forgot about it. I had one just in case. Like I said, I got one list. We're going to get maybe six more minutes out of it. I might as well try to get another six minutes to get to 30 minutes of fucking Ghostbusters. God, I knew it. I knew it wasn't going to last long. It's Ghostbusters. What are you going to do? I mean, we talked about Can't talk, can't talk about it so close to the line what Ghostbusters? Yep, what are you gonna call Ghostbusters? Yeah, that shit. I like that.
Speaker 1:They referenced the movie with the music video. Oh, that was awesome. The toy commercials, everything was actually used. I know it was awesome.
Speaker 1:Ugh, why does Dean have shoehands? I don't know. This is a good question. Shoehands he's clapping them too. Is he deciding to be a seal? Did he fit into a size? Yeah, there's no hiding that. We're actually more excited about our top tens while we are about this movie. Yeah, we didn't like the movie. It's just hot.
Speaker 1:I did a joke. What? Oh damn, never mind, I thought it was the end of the podcast joke. Oh, we're only going to use it there. Yeah, okay, damn, I mean Alright, that's where that sounded better like a closing line than it sounded like a mid-credit line.
Speaker 1:That depends on the person. I'm still trying to figure. I'm still trying to make another obvious joke that's tying in what we always talk about. Oh no, oh no, my list. Okay, I'll leave it to you.
Speaker 1:I was just about to do it. I was just about to do it, speaking of ghosts. I was just about to do it. I was just about to do it, speaking of ghosts. I was just about to make. I was moaning marbles, maybe if he had a snake. Well, I mean, what was the main ghost name? Garaka, garaka. Yeah, I think the horns away, kind of was like the mentor. I know no hood. Yeah, there you go. There, it is Freezing powers. There you go. I swear to God, they only gave him the bottom quote so they didn't have to dangle that in Dr Manhattan.
Speaker 1:I'd watch the cut, the director's cut. You would buy that so quickly. No, just the computer. You'd be like is it a Prime or is it a Pepsi? Well, at least when Bill Murray was saying Tall Dark and Horny, we were talking about Dean. What, what the fuck do? I think someone should splice a scene of me walking in there like Tall Dark and Horny.
Speaker 1:I'm done so many listeners are just gonna be confused at what color his skin is. Well, our picture, ain't our profiles attached to this. Do you think they're confused? I'm confused. Remember, I know what his Dragonborn race is. If his buddy from work was here, he'd be like yeah, he's it, he's it. I'm confused. Oh, my God, my God, all the dick jokes are coming out. I think we're almost done with the movie review. I knew it. I was like we're gonna be squeezing. We got almost a half hour. We're gonna be screeching.
Speaker 1:Oh, I did have one gripe when they were sucking the ghosts out of the inanimate objects. I wanted them to actually give the ghosts a form so we could see what the ghosts out of the inanimate objects. I wanted them to actually give the ghosts a form so we could see what the ghosts were. You had an issue, an issue with the sucking. I had an issue with the sucking.
Speaker 1:Okay, end it too quickly. He's like God damn it, I'm done, it'll last a little longer. I've got to see their faces. I'm going to give you both a cold shoulder after this damn episode. We'll get that when we go outside. What kind of message if he's going to ignore us like two days it is 30 degrees out with snow possible Bullshit. Yeah, before are hitting 50 on Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, here we go again.
Speaker 1:At least I don't have to work. Wisconsin, yeah, thank you. Spring break no, I actually have to work for that. That's this week, isn't it? Or is it next week for you, it's this coming? Oh my God. Oh, you know week, isn't it? Or is it next week for you? It's this coming? Oh my god. Oh, giggity, giggity, giggity. I need more white stuff before this. Yeah, there's a lot of white stuff in there. Stop snorting the marshmallows. I can't help it. They're so sweet. This one comes with pizza. I'm never eating a pizza flavor. Actually, I tried them. They came out with pizza. I'm never eating a pizza flavored lunch. They tried everything, they came out with them.
Speaker 1:I think part of the joke with Slimer was that he couldn't eat anything. He just kept funneling stuff in and it came out right away. What do you think the garbage pile was? Those were the wrappers. That wasn't the food. Yeah, it was chips, and I've seen a couple Reese's pieces. He ate the pizza. Okay, maybe that was just their software back in the 80s, where they couldn't actually design it to where it was designed. Yeah, so now he's an actual solid object and he can eat the pizza.
Speaker 1:He's been around long enough to where he figured out how to be a corporal, solid form, like the melody, how she learned how to touch objects you mean the blue screen effect. Yeah, yeah, fire was a nice touch. I knew there was a reason they made her on fire, aside from her backstory. She did start the fire. She did start the fire. Cue Billy Joel Ring of fire. That's someone I first think of. That's the one I thought of too. No, we didn't start the fire by Billy Joel. Come on, it's a song that goes through all history. I don't know bullshit. Oh good song. Burning Ring of Fire. Oh, sorry, we have Johnny Cash versus that.
Speaker 1:I grew up in a country household, I didn't. How is it that I have that? Oh wait, I live in a country now. We call it the sticks, but okay, I call it bumfuck nowhere, bumfuck, nowhere. I talk to some people and they're like where do you live? My friends tell me it's bumfuck. Nowhere, the boonies. I thought you were going to say I live in Tura, where I talked to some people and they're like where do you live, my friends tell me it's bumfuck. Nowhere the boonies, I live in. I thought you were going to say I live in Teressa. Where the fuck is that? You might get that. Even if I said it on here, people would. They'd Google it. Where is Teressa? Where did he say he lived? Wisconsin, wow, it's in the it's. Find it. Deressa, yeah, yeah, they'll put you in Mayville before they put you to DeRessa. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I work in a shipping department. I'm mad at several cities and states that come across my thing. However, nothing will beat Lower Sackville. Why'd that remind me of when Possessor took a the garbage bag and was running through everything? There's a Wyoming Michigan and I'm annoyed Wyoming Michigan, so it's two states in one. Yep, send anything to hell. Why is there a Vancouver Seattle, vancouver Washington and a Vancouver Canada? Welcome to my life, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my life, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1:I've spent two months trying to make a shipment to Saipan. Saipan, yes, the Maranera Islands. Well, fuck you, maranera. Are they by Sicily? No, they're closer to Guam. Oh boy, I should have known from Saipan.
Speaker 1:But once you said Marinera, I went straight Italian. Yeah, I'm saying it wrong, because that's how it reads. It's not Marinera, it's Mariana or something like that, like the Mariana Trench. Yeah, no, m-a, that's my answer. Wow, I was waiting for him to make that joke and it still surprised me. That's my ex American. No opportunity, she's not. No, she won't listen. She hates me. It's my fault. I'm done. We're full of this.
Speaker 1:The Ghostbusters podcast. We have some of our best singers. Make you lower Sackville. Devil's testicle, that's the best name for that prison. I mean, it was round, it was ovular.
Speaker 1:No treasure planet jokes for this one. It was kind of no, because it was ovular. No Treasure Planet jokes for this one. No, because it was ovular, Not completely round, and it was bumpy or sack Also. Just what, don't look it up. Is it too low? I'd be scared to look up that. I don't want to tie it in a knot. I don't want to tie it in a bow. Dean can't throw it over. Alright, moving on. Okay, very solid, enjoyable movie to go. Take the family to. 6.5 out of 10. We've been a set.
Speaker 1:Our review and all the jokes we followed with that does not make it a family friendly movie. We will state this, though it was a very family friendly movie. It was all about family. So pro family that took in charge should have pulled up Family. It was in New York too. Save that joke for later.
Speaker 1:Oh God, I ain't done, I ain't done, I ain't done. All right, so which top ten do I want to do? First, the one he doesn't have a list for or the one he does have a list for List? I haven't had multiple mention for that one. It is most fitting because it is movie-based. You want to do the list one?
Speaker 1:Okay, the movie one, the list one, the list one, top 10 movie theme songs, and we tried to keep this to movies that were original songs for the movie. That's the thing. This is closer to top 10 original songs. Yes, basically, what this is more focused on? Yep, and I bet all these lists are going to have their own flavor to them. I bet, I can almost guarantee it there might be some similarities. I'm not sure about mine, but no, I actually like when yours is off the wall.
Speaker 1:I thought we were supposed to roll 19. I kind of like when yours is off the wall and fucking random because it gives a little more. That's a TV list. I can't sound like I'm smoking here. 10. Lowest roll Wait, what was his? 16. It literally goes this way. It's not how it's supposed to work. Stop rolling badly. He even rolls back. Wow, do that again. No more, you can roll it again for your next list. Fine, you shouldn't have said that. Number 10. Friday the 13th I mean, it's just Friday the 13th. I'd say Friday the 13th theme oh, that's just a sound effect. Okay, instrumental. Okay.
Speaker 1:They came out with more of a revised version for Freddy X, or not Freddy X, jason X. I, not Freddy X, jason X, I tried to avoid those. That was closer to the ones that were that. I was saying, like the Indiana Jones, I was trying to avoid stuff like that. That's why I'm non-instrumental. That's what I was trying to avoid with mine. I'm going to tell you right now I have three, I have three of one, I have one that's no lyrics, but if it was that, you don't want to bet on my fucking thing. That's what I was trying to avoid.
Speaker 1:I have instrumentals in my TV shows. I do not have it on my movies. That's kind of hard not to include instrumentals when it comes to TV shows. Yeah, I realize that. Well, my number 10 is going to kind of make Jay, not break Jay. Oh, yes, that's Dean's one.
Speaker 1:My number 10 is my only instrumental one. It's called Hello Zep. It's from the Saw franchise. It's a song they play every time they do a twist. That was my audible mention. Zep, it's from the Saw franchise. It's a song they play every time they do a twist. That was my audible mention. I couldn't put it on my list for some reason. I do have an audible mention, by the way, from Timothy Longhorn, by the way. I have a couple. I needed to throw one in there. I have a few audible mentions. Timothy Longhorn Got one from there, but we'll bring that up later. My number 10, footloose. Everybody cut, everybody cut.
Speaker 1:The fact that I know that FLEEs are catchy Kevin Bacon, penny Loggins. I enjoyed this movie. He did not Wait. What are we on nine? Yes, number nine for me is the Hit House Valerian. Okay, it was very catchy for me and that is technically an instrumental. So yeah, I say technically, it's a lot of instrumental. I do have an instrumental. It's an honorable mention though. Number nine, number nine here's where mine gets weird. Not weird, but again it was. This is rap. This is rap from Bad Boys 2. Shake your Tail, feathered by Nelly and D-Day and Murphy Lee. I still bump that to this fucking day. Bad Boys 2. Soundtrack Just because you had a cop-themed one there, I'm going to say another honorable mention Beverly Hills Cop.
Speaker 1:Oh jeez, that wasn't my criteria. Mav did not give me to look as much he's like okay, he seemed like an acceptant of that I'd. Mav did not give me to look as much he's like okay, he seemed like an acceptant of that. He's like okay. I've never gotten a bad voice, but I'll. It was made for the movie on the soundtrack and I still listen to it to this day. It's great, great song. It's the movie. My number nine yeah, shaftley. Oh, that was so close to being on the list. That's, who's that sexy motherfucker? You should have been on his list then as an honorable mention, at least.
Speaker 1:Black Dynamite, dynamite, god damn it. I did it. That's great. Well, that's for me. Yeah, another instrumental Pirates of the Caribbean. Dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun.
Speaker 1:That one, that one, is so fucking catchy it starts singing along when it's on. Yep, you hum, you sing, you do whatever. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I know that's not what it's saying. That technically is a theme song for a movie, though. You do whatever You're like. I know that technically is a theme song for a movie. Though, damn Mario theme. Leave my head. What's a McDonald's? That one? That's another default. Those are my two defaults. When I just start humming.
Speaker 1:Where the fuck that shit comes from? Number eight. Shit ton comes from Number eight. Oh, my number eight. Oh, my number eight. This is funny. This one's funny. It's from TMNT 2014,. Shell, shocked by Juicy J, whistle in the Wind and Tied Out Inside. That was an amazing song. I will never acknowledge you listening to rap and you know this. It's the shit on repeat. It's the Turtles. That's true. When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he's going to know it. I know, I knew he'd appreciate it. The shit on here is from Vanilla Ice Go, ninja, go, ninja, go. I knew he'd appreciate it, I just couldn't resist it. I'm just surprised he's going.
Speaker 1:Tmnt 2014?. I like 2014,. Actually, I actually. First one here, not bad. Second one sucked. I will here. I will make this hot take right now. I will take this to my fucking grave.
Speaker 1:I swear TMNT fans are going to probably hate me, but I did not hate it. But the new one that just came out, turtle Mayhem, it's turtle mayhem, right, yep, I will take one man mutant mayhem. I will take 2014 turtles over that one any day. Hate me all you want. Swear to god. Today's not even hard.
Speaker 1:He's like I'm having trouble disagreeing. It's not not that I hate it. It's not like I hated the movie, but I'm too old for the fan base. You're talking about mutant mayhem, yes, so you're actually agreeing. I like 2014 one. I actually did. They did all. The one thing I'm not liking, though, is them integrating into society too early. Yep, like never a damn near adult. There was bias for me. Jay will, jay will agree, but there was bias to me, cause I love Megan Fox. They put her in there just as hot woman, megan Fox goal, let me make it happen. So let's put her in another toy franchise. But I was just like I was happy to put that in there.
Speaker 1:I love that song and I was like we're talking about tmnt 2014. I think it's underrated. People didn't know if she'll like they didn't get enough to get, um, that's right up there with purple lamborghini. Ain't no mercy. You got that purple lamborghini. That'd be out of a match. I didn't like that one as much. It was good, though, really good. That was Suicide Squad. Good song too.
Speaker 1:First song made for a movie, though. Yeah, rick Ross, and Squirrely, squirrely. I have to get Jared Leto to put the makeup on again for the next video. What number are we at? Eight, so you're eight. Time to pay off my family joke. See you again.
Speaker 1:Fast and the Furious. Wiz Khalifa, charlie Puth, oh, there's a fucking double. It's an emotional song and it gets me every time. It hurts every time. Number seven, number seven Danger Zone. There's another double. Yeah, both of ours are higher. It's another double. Yeah, it's on all three of ours. Top Gun made all ours. Yeah, okay, fucking Colts Living in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1:Seven, my seven, yep. Oh, is this where I did it? Did I? Yes, I did, yep, I copped out here here. I only did it twice, but I'm sorry, the first one I can't because I couldn't. I couldn't do it. I reworked this list a million times. I played, I tied things just to be able to talk about I have a tie at two on my tv shows. Oh so I don't feel as bad then. But the first half of seven is uh, life is a highway. We're asking flats ours. That song just embodies that fucking movie so perfectly and they killed that song. I think it was Joe Cocker, I believe his name was Funny name, I know, did the original one, but Raskin Flatts just made that song their song and they knew the song because of that, life is a and nothing will ever touch.
Speaker 1:The first Cars. First Cars was great and then they kind of. Nobody likes any other. How many cars are there? Four, three, three. Nobody liked the other two. It's going to be five. Oh, jesus Christ, because the TV shows were so successful on Disney+. Later, one of my favorite Pixar characters, lightning McQueen Whoa, you see that there's a lightning strike over there. I fucking hate those. I'm actually waiting for a lightning strike to happen and it's just Lightning McQueen going across the screen. It's the new Rick Roll, I swear to God. Oh, and they do the. It's that sound or it's just. He just goes across. Oh my God, part two. Oh yeah, part two. I just goes across. Oh my god, part two. Oh yeah, part two.
Speaker 1:Fly Like an Eagle by Seal from Space Jam. That's not the song I chose from Space Jam. Did you choose Space Jam? You'll find out that's originally done. That's originally. I'm a hooper. I am a hooper.
Speaker 1:Basketball is my favorite. That was on my list until I changed it to a different song. What the hell is another one? I like it. It's the. I love basketball. Space Jam will always be the best basketball movie, not 2. I don't hate LeBron, but 2 just had nothing on the first one. What about Brendan's movie? Nothing, huh. Brendan's movie Back in action? Oh yeah, but no, the song's so iconic because that's when Jordan comes back in the gym and he's like let's see if I still remember how to do this. And they play the song like, yeah, this is it. This is my Hooper movie. It's like I'm surprised Somebody is unsurprised. Matt was like I considered that one. I considered that one, but yes, that's my Space Jam one.
Speaker 1:I Believe I Can Fly. I believe is the other one you were looking for. I Believe I Can Fly. Yep, I don't know if that was a Seal remixed that for the movie. I didn't know if R Kelly actually did Fly Like Eagle for the movie. I don't know if he did so. I was like, eh, I'll do. Fly Like Eagle. I know that was. Those are my two.
Speaker 1:Nobody remembers this song every time I mentioned it so far. I was trying to come up with my list, so this is kind of funny. Casper the Friendly Ghost by Little Richard, the ending song to the original Casper movie. I think you blew my mind, ricci. Oh, I didn't even think of that one at all, but it's. I love hearing it every time. Oh man, six Die Another Day. Eh, not a song. I can't get that on my head. I'm glad I took that off. I have a James Bond on here. I'm glad I took that off. I have a James Bond on here and I'm glad I took it off. That's the only one I cannot get out of my head.
Speaker 1:It was one of the criteria. I figured the big one was going to be on his. If you're talking about it. I was going to say you're talking about Adele Skyfall, it's not. I was going to say you're talking about Adele Skyfall, it's not. You're safe, it's not.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't put it on. I picked something else. I love it, but I was looking for movie theme songs. There was like 10 James Bond. I listened to the entire James Bond soundtrack to figure out one I was going to put on there because I figured he puts Skyfall on it.
Speaker 1:No, you're safe. You're safe. You are a shitty person. So I got you, not him. It would easily have been. I took that. I picked a different one.
Speaker 1:Okay, that was, that was the backup, that was the. Oh my god, is it me? Yes, yep, we're actually going through this. Yeah, yeah, we are. There's not a lot to talk about with this. Yeah, that's the problem. I'm trying. What we should be doing is playing a clip of the song, because it's all copyrighted shit. We want to sing them. We're not monetary. Yeah, my number six also is from Furious 7. It's See you Again. Like YouTube said, it would be on there Many watching that movie in theaters.
Speaker 1:I was a little baby back bitch when they did that last ten five minutes of that movie. I was a bitch. I was a little baby back bitch when they did that last ten five minutes of that movie. I was a bitch. I was a little baby bitch. I had to go break Jay with my number five, though, because Paul Walker is one of my favorites and you read the comments on the video and it kills me more. Paul's not dead, he's just waiting for us at the finish line. I'm like, oh bro, that's what I said. I expected a lot of what his? No, it hurts more because Vin Diesel, toretto, dom talking at that whole last time. That's not Dom talking, that's Vin Diesel talking, because him and Paul Walker were like good friends. So that makes it just aw, aw, fuck. That's why I don't watch Furious 7 as much. I'm in my room with that.
Speaker 1:That was one of the best ones. It is. It is, though it is one of the best ones. It is, though it is one of the best ones. That's facts. The funny part was my James Bond is also number 6. How the hell did that happen? We should have done that at 7.
Speaker 1:No, I went with the best title for a James Bond movie that isn't named after the movie. You Know my Name Casino Royale. Oh, revitalize the franchise with Daniel Craig For Casino Royale. Oh, revitalize the franchise with Daniel Craig for Casino Royale. And the title of the song name is you know my name? That's good, yeah, made by Chris Cornell.
Speaker 1:Number five lose yourself. Which one is that one? It's from 8 Mile Eminem. You gotta put shit in me. That's my five. It's Ty, but that's my five. Yeah, I'm not gonna put Eminem on my list. I didn't know where or when or what. Ty actually works out better for both. Again, here he is listening to rap. Again, you don't know me like I think you know me. You are the wettest person I know. That did not come out the way I wanted it to sound. I'm not bashing it, I'm just like. It's a very good song.
Speaker 1:I didn't watch the movie, though. It's not a great movie. No, not really. It's not. It's Eminem making it rapid. It's basically the story of Eminem, the story of being rapid. I would not know how he came to be without that movie. So that's how it is.
Speaker 1:8 Mile Road I would not know about 8 Mile Road either. I thought I would have been the only. That was one of mine. I'm the only one with that on there, sorry. So I went through Billboardcom, gave a list of the top 75 original songs, and then I also did a Wikipedia search for songs for the best original song on Oscars. That's how I got this one, because I'd completely forgotten about it. Wait, did we just skip me? No, it's fine. No, I had a second one. Oh yeah, I said it too. I said it and you must not have heard me, but I'm happy I can still kind of talk.
Speaker 1:I wasn't going to talk about Lose Yourself again, because it's one of my top. If I'm ever working out or doing something, it's one of my workout songs. It's always going to be on my workout playlist. But it's tied with Sunflower by Sway Lee and Post Malone from Into the Spider-Verse. What I figured I wanted to be on there at some point. That's Spider-Man. I am the biggest Spider-Man fan on the face of this planet. I don't care. I will say that Of course it's on my list. I don't need to talk about it, no more. I love that song With his ties.
Speaker 1:It's usually my only problem. I don't got ties anymore. I don't got no ties. I'm done. He's got honorable mentions. Oh, that's because you're not going to leave lose yourself and the ones that are tied. I thought of late I'm not leaving them off my fucking list. That's part of my issue. So that's the only reason I have ties.
Speaker 1:I got to think more about my didn't win an award for best original song, but I love it anyway. Everything is awesome. Lego Movie oh, no, it's not. No, it's not going back in. No, number four I have the tiger. I have to say mine and think that song now, because I know that you're an asshole. You're an asshole too. Oh, for putting that song. That's not a song you put in people's heads, man. It was rotten, tpr's fucking ringtone For years. It still is. Fuck, ah, I win Sigh of the tiger. He's stuck. You're next, god I'm. So. I have the tiger. He's stuck. You're next, god, I'm annoyed. He broke me. Uh-huh, we have four. Yeah, my number four is dangerous For top five.
Speaker 1:It's not even a goth girl, it's iconic, damn you. It's iconic. He's broken. Just leave him alone. I'm talking about Goth Girls. You don't know shit about that. You remember in the Lego movie how she kind of played a Goth Girl? Oh, yeah, I do. Now, I do. Now. What's the name of the Goth Girl Danger Zone? It's just Sharpie Danger Zone. It's like I have it. It fits Top Gun too perfectly. Yep, so fits Topgatoo perfectly. So I have the highest out of all of us.
Speaker 1:Number four Space Jam, just Space Jam. I got a real jam going down. It's fucking good. It's Space Jam, space Jam. I can sing all these fucking songs. That's the sad shit. Number three Power of Love. Hey, I took it off mine. I was wondering where it would go. I know that me and you for Back to the Future is kind of. Stop talking about the Green Bay Packers like that. That's not a problem. You know, just because we can go back-to-back doesn't mean we're going to Back-to-back-to-back. Well, yeah, triple Shit. We are in a trilogy Three. There we go. My number three is my Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion. That was on my Titanic. I put it on my honorable mentions in case we didn't bring it up. Titanic was in the honorables Songs. I got here.
Speaker 1:Titanic is probably in my top ten favorite movies of all time. Manly Chad, gusto that I put off. I love Titanic. God damn, it's like Gusto that I put off. I love Titanic. God damn, it's like. Is that why you're sending me Titanic memes? Yeah, it was on my mind, I'm like. I'm like damn, she had a lot. The entire movie of Titanic is just how one girl got dicked. Yeah, it's one of the highest gross things I've watched. When you can's a tight movie, it's like tight. It's one of the highest gross things I've ever seen when you can make a whole movie into one meme and it describes the entirety of it. Danger Zone for three. There we go. All done with Top Gun now? Yeah, top Gun, I'm going to tie it to you Really, thanks God.
Speaker 1:Men in Black and Wild Wild West, both by the same artist, will Smith. Yeah, I love Wild Wild West, but it didn't get sequels or anything. It's a fun movie but it didn't deserve a second. It would have only been worse. What the Teddy joke too much, it wasn't even worth it.
Speaker 1:What Is it two? Yeah, it was set already. My number two is Ride a Tiger, rocky 3. It's getting funnier for the minute. We're going with his workout playlist. Yeah, it is, it's a fighting movie. You know we're going with his workout playlist. Yeah, it is, it's a fighting movie. You know how much I vibe with combat movies. It's Rocky III. It's Rocky and Clubber Lang.
Speaker 1:Do you have any songs from Southpaw? Southpaw? No, no, I'm talking about like beat. That was the first fighting movie I had off the top of my head. So, karius, are both of your number ones. My number two Ghostbusters. I have Ghostbusters there too. No, my number one's different. Okay, I kept it as a mention because we did the movie. Ghostbusters would probably be a mention. I'll run through a couple of my mentions. Yeah, I don't want to miss a thing. Armageddon. Thank you, aerosmith. I love that playlist. Anytime I need something to just listen to and just go throw on an Aerosmith song and hit play and it'll just keep playing songs. Oh, aerosmith. Oh, my number one was spoiled already.
Speaker 1:It's Hero by Chad Kroger and Nickelback from Spider-Man 2002. I did it. I juked about it in our chat. I was like he's going to pick the 90s theme song for Spider-Man and I was like, wait a minute, it was ruined to us.
Speaker 1:No song embodies my childhood and just emotion. Is that fucking song that shit plays at work? I'm like turn that fucking shit up. Got it? Not the emo Batman theme? No, there we go. That song embodies the tragic hero so fucking perfectly. The lyrics are perfect. It embodies Spider-Man as a character. It's fucking great.
Speaker 1:We can like Nickelback. I'm just Whoever started that is fucking stupid. Everyone almost talked to any random person on the street and ask them Nickelback so they can name Nickelback songs and sing them. That's a bullshit. Whoever started that? Everyone likes Nickelback. They just it's cool to hate them now. It's like, really, why does everyone hate Nickelback? I don't know. I don't understand how that trend has stayed. Though we didn't hate Nickelback. I don't say Nickelback because it was done by Chad Kroger of Nickelback and Josie Scott of Saliva. It's not really Nickelback, so I just say their names. It's just kind of sad because when you look up the song it comes up Nickelback.
Speaker 1:One thing I wish no Way Home would have played that song. You're going to credit somewhere. Didn't you cream enough during it? I could have made a whole nother gallon if they played that song. We'd have been leaving him in the theater. He's stuck to his seat. Thank god we didn't buy him the fucking popcorn bucket. No, he'd buy it for himself. We didn't even have to do a damn thing. My number one is Eye of the Tiger. There was one. I was like he'd probably be on everyone's damn near, but I'm still putting it in there. He's not there for two reasons though, not just Rocky, I think.
Speaker 1:The supernatural. Oh yeah, he's sitting in the car just jamming out to it and mouthing it Lip syncing. Well, there was also a scene. They also used Journey's Stone in Love in Supernatural, which was great too. Another good song. They used what Journey? Funny thing. As much as I love my Rick music, now fucking 80s metal and 80s rock is my first music I vibe to Funny thing, that's how I still know all those 80s bands and shit. I thank my parents for that one. And Fallout.
Speaker 1:Honorable mentions I don't I've got Stayin' Alive. Saturday Night Fever I thought about that. The original Dr. No James Bond, which gave us the original James Bond theme, but that was instrumental. And Mr Timothy Longhorn's recommendation was Goodbye, horses from Silent and Sutherlands. Did you guys watch the Five Nights at Freddy's movie? Yes. Theme song that the new artist did Boy Story. Five Nights at Freddy's movie yes. The theme song oh yeah, that the new artist did Toy Story. That was.
Speaker 1:I said no Disney movies I know I didn't say it until an audible mention, so you can't kill me. Still, the DM it's actually kind of sad. So Because you're not going to like the one that's underneath that Frozen, oh God, there's no one that doesn't know. Let's keep these in mind for the Disney episode. By the way, they're going to be there. Disney does not leave here, sadly.
Speaker 1:Transformers is in my honor of mentions. Transformers I have Dress Clark, harry Potter, star Wars, the Goonies, the Godfather that should be on your TV shows. That shouldn should be on your TV shows. They played it in the movie. I don't know why I didn't have Godfather on the list. As far as that instrumental part I did. That's another classic instrumental. Uh-huh, jaws, hillbill, robocop. And I did a specific song Be Prepared, lion King, why am I? Lion King song is different and you can't wait to be king. Can't wait to be king, and then you should also have Circle of Life.
Speaker 1:I was very strict with my no, no, disney, no, none of those made my honorable mentions. I was keeping to that. Oh, it's another one. I got here. Pretty woman From pretty woman. I'm going first. Classic. Oh, you know what else in my honorable mentions? You know what was in my honorable mentions I Will Always Love you. By Whitney Houston from Bodyguard. You don't have to roll. I thought, no, it's just going to go the reverse way for me at this point, because it's always going to go second, did I? I technically wrote, ah, so Jay can just do this one off the top of his head. I bet, yeah, that's what he's going to do. Yeah, I'm just going to name stuff. It doesn't matter when it comes in. So my number 10 for TV. Now we're doing TV shows.
Speaker 1:Yep, you said you had no anime on this. I have cartoons you said you had no anime on this. I have one, there's one. Technically I didn't go any anime, mostly I just tried to go cartoons. I excluded anime because my whole top ten would be anime songs.
Speaker 1:Ten Minibots Okay, that's great, dude, I love that one. I love that show. Okay, I have one to match that. Okay, wait, tom. Yeah, you might not know it, this was me and my grandpa's shit when we were growing up. Sanford and Son, dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun. Me and my grandpa watched Sanford and Son like a motherfucker. Come on, elizabeth, come, I can still watch that shit and laugh. And Lamont, I would love for them to have it nowadays, but people would be dicks to that show. Yeah, that was a very politically correct show, right there, boy Fighting food odds, oh, boy, bye. And I had to match his energy with Metalbots. Dude, I loved the four kids TV universes thing.
Speaker 1:Honorable mention, just because I said that one. Ultimate Wrestling, the one where he's from a wrestler from outer space and he's got the fucking mohawk, mohawk Number 9? His superpower is farting. I don't remember that one. Is it me? I start Eyes of the Ranger.
Speaker 1:Walker, texas Ranger and my honorable mentions. Walker, texas Ranger that's me and my grandma show Grew up, and that was one of the shows I watched regularly. You don't have another one to match that. When did Walker come on, like 8 o'clock or some shit? When was Walker's time slot? I don't know. Yeah, it's 37 o'clock. I'd be in my room just doing something and Grandma would be, so she'd be in another room next she'd be, so into her shit. All I'd just hear is yeah, get him, get him, walker, get him, get him. I'm Fuck man, fucking Chuck Norris.
Speaker 1:I read a thing that I read that Chuck Norris Wrote that song and sang it without moving his mouth. Turk Wilder was the co-writer. He helped to figure out the instrumentals and the vocals, but Chuck sang it. Oh my god, that blast from the abyss, that whole blast from Abyss, that whole blast from Abyss. No, it's on my honor of mention. That's why I mentioned it. Oh, I can talk about it. Oh my god, I'm just feeling fresh. I want to see if anyone can get it. Thanks, man. He's not talking about 97.
Speaker 1:Did you sit in there? I know they do. Did you watch it now? No, I still have to. Oh, they use it. I might binge it.
Speaker 1:There's only two episodes. They're not releasing it all, that's it. Yeah, they're not releasing it all, they're doing the Disney thing. Yeah, they only released the first two episodes. They only released. That way, I can just watch the old X-Men and then go right in.
Speaker 1:All I know is Rogue already said sugar and I was like was it in the same accent? I'll flip it. I'll say eight is X-Men theme? Oh, you want to get it over with? Yeah, I'll get it over with. I don't want to Fuck you Now. I got to do two, don't I? No, no, I'm flipping my seven and eight. I was going to match your other one, the A-Team. The A-Team, oh, that was your eight nine. He skipped you. He skipped you. Yeah, so now you do have to do another one, sorry. So, a-team, to match my Walker. Now you're trying to match X-Men and the animated universe, the animated series.
Speaker 1:That was an an honorable mention Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman, perfect, it's right there with Superman. So now we're on I don't care what you guys say next, because I said that one. Now I have to say the other. So now we're on my. So you have to. Oh, that's where Slips would definitely make it so much better.
Speaker 1:You're on your eight, I believe. Yeah, I gotta do. Yeah, eight, am I doing it. Yeah, oh, my number eight is it seems today that all his family got into violence and movies. It has become iconic to me. This show has been on over like 25 fucking years. You got to give it its flowers now. It's iconic. He was like camp camp. I kind of fucked up what I wanted to say there. You know the one that follows up that one, simpsons. Nope, american Dad, that's got an iconic Good morning USA. I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day. Seth Farlane doesn't miss when it comes to he is funny. He is fucking funny.
Speaker 1:Right, my number seven Robotech Dang. I'm re-watching it right right now. I don't have a specific. No, I won't do Gundam, I'll do one. I'll do one. Even more cartoony. Oh, it is my Megasex. Olar, I thought you said Megasex for a second.
Speaker 1:I'm like I mean, we kind of wish it went that way in the show, but it didn't. I was like whoa, oh my there, we kind of wish it went that way in the show, but it didn't. I was like whoa, oh my, there were a lot of sexy aliens in them. Oh, sexy aliens. You would love the cartoon if you watched it. Yeah, seven. Hmm, you're 70. Oh, am I 70?
Speaker 1:Okay, like I said, there's not a lot to discuss with these. You want to sing them more than you want to. Number seven oh, scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We got some work to do. Yeah, iconic, I can match that energy. Iconic, yep, scooby Dooby Doo. I'm horrible. I'm doing WB stuff. You're actually quite good for off the dome. You're doing pretty good with it, with us having very little discussion about these, I'm not even going to discuss this one.
Speaker 1:My number six is one of Dean's top two, so I'm just going to leave it there. Oh, no, we know which one it is. I'm not saying it's my number six, so I'm going to move on. Spider-man, yeah, but I'm not saying it's my number six, so I'm going to move on. Spider-man, yeah, but I'm going to let him talk about it, because he's Spider-Boy. What I wasn't going to say. He's not Spider-Boy. Then he'd be wearing Adidas.
Speaker 1:I wasn't going to say the thing. I was going to wait until you brought it up. Do the roar. Oh, my God, that's wrong. Six, I'll get it. Don't worry, I'll hit the don't. I'll try it too. We got six J-6. M-10. There you go, that's fine. I said what it did. He's not super powers, he's not ordinary. Why did I do that? He's actually got that one memorized, happy with the rest of my life.
Speaker 1:I liked the show. I did like it. It started getting weird when they kept doing all these spinoffs, when it got to Ultimate Alien and then we also got Generator Rich which great honorable mention. I wish it did more. I pretty much like anything that the guy called man of Action produces, everything he's in. I pretty much like Numbers six For me.
Speaker 1:Yep, the theme from this is from Married with Children. Okay, I don't have a single sitcom on mine. Al Bundy is one of the most relatable sitcom, is probably my most relatable sitcom character ever. He has kids. He always argues with his wife and he sneaks out. I have his wife and he sneaks out. I have to wait and he sneaks out. I'm matching that energy and he always sneaks out to go to Jiggly Room. That's my butt out button. I'm going to Jiggly Room. No, you're not, we're married. I'm going to Jiggly Room. Fucking, love it.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting there watching a show like this. I'm talking to somebody and I said I could never work in a shoe store because of that show. I'd be way too tempted to tell people yeah, your feet are too fat. Well, look at yours. Well, I'm a fat man. It's different from being a fat woman. Oh God, okay, yep, there you're.
Speaker 1:Tilted Number five, save Me Smallville. Ooh, I love that song so much. Bringing out some heat. Thank you, remy Zero, bringing out some heat. Still, the best Lex Luthor for me I watched. I really need to get back to watching him and Tom Welling doing their rewatch podcast. I really need to get back to that, because him and Tom Welling are doing their rewatch podcast. Yeah, I really need to get back to that. That was matching his energy. Yes, family matters. There you go, there you go.
Speaker 1:There's so many sitcoms I could put on, but I just didn't want to go. Sitcoms, holy shit, I'm ripping the shit out of this. This is just going on. The sitcoms are, the bombs are coming. Oh boy, here we go. Are you after me? Yeah, you Well. Again, I kind of forgot I did tie. This was another late one, but this is the only one.
Speaker 1:The first part of this is oh God, hold on. I got to remember. Sometimes you want to go For everybody. No, it's cheers, cheers, it's cheers. Man, it's fucking Cheers. It's iconic. It's not the one I should go with, though.
Speaker 1:Norm's my motherfucker, but also the mailman, because he's the great John Ratzenberger who voices Ham. He's in every Pixar. Yeah, john Ratzenberger, what is the mailman's name? I swear to God, they go to him and they just ask him All right, who do you want to voice this time? You, what is the mailman's name? I swear to God, they go to him and they just ask him alright, who do you want to voice this time? Uh, you gotta pick it in this one. You gotta pick, I gotta know. I gotta know. How about a guy who drinks beer? Cliff, Cliff, I was like Cliff, it's tied with um with the opening theme for Peacemaker.
Speaker 1:Do you really want to do your own thing? I will never not see that as as me. As fucked up as it is, I watched that. As fucked up as it is, I did really Vigilante Funny thing. I I believe Matt bought the DVD and watched it because I was, so he actually liked it. I thought he would hate it because he's stupid as shit ever, but he liked it, he would watch it and he wouldn't leave. I wouldn't leave. I'm not leaving. That's not me. I am not leaving.
Speaker 1:You mean the role that got us our fucking villain for Guardians 3? Don't forget, silky was in there. Yeah, no, it was not Silky, it was Silky. No, it was not Silky, it was Silky. No, it was not, that was fucking Silky. That was not Silky, it was Silky. For a few times Silky's cute. That thing was what the fuck? Well, that's live action Silky. How are you gonna make that cute Silky? Number four what do you want, jay? No me, I know you know psych. Fuck. Well, I can't just pull that one out of my air. I'm going to go with another. I'm not matching.
Speaker 1:The funny part about that one is that it was the director that made that song. Director of that show made that song and made it with his band. I did not know that. Yeah, he made that song for it and just went like I'm going to do this, I love it, and they do it at Comic-Con. I want them to do another movie just for shits. But they're not going to and I know it. I got three movies out of them after the show was over. I should be happy, but I'm not. I'm not good show like they're. They're great buddy energy. Oh yeah, good buddy show. Talking about good buddy energy, golden Girls I didn't put it on there because I knew someone would have it on there, but it's too legendary.
Speaker 1:I'm on a. It's not on my list, so you can't blame me. Thank you for being a friend and traveling. I avoided some comments. Your heart is true, your talent and fast that energy. But I wasn't gonna say frazier, that's too obvious. I hear that's, that's beast, beast. I'm glad it came back for his cameo, for that horrible cgi thing. But I don't give a fuck. I still loved it. What the fuck is that? Okay, are we on to me? Yep, oh, my number four. Here comes something that I did not. I watched some of the show and enjoyed it, but not all of it. There's people that worship this fucking show, but I will never, ever say anything bad about the fucking theme. It's legendary. I'll be there for you from friends. It's legendary. That one is legendary, sadly. I'll be there for you.
Speaker 1:I've never watched a full episode of friends. I have not watched much of friends. I've only watched it through TikTok. I have no my favorite. What introduced me to Friends Was the damn meme they mixed over when Marcel the monkey turns on a song they put on Bad and Bougie by the Migos or Raindrop. You know those random times where you just wake up and you turn on your TV and you have those. You thought Matt might have Friends on his. He didn't watch Friends times. Where you just wake up and you turn on your TV and you have those specials. You thought Matt might have friends on his. He didn't watch Friends. Like I said, I didn't watch much either, but that song is so catchy and iconic I gotta put Friends on there.
Speaker 1:Number three Digimon, digivolution, digimon. I know how I can match that energy. Don't do it. Don't do it, please, please don't do it. Don't do the obvious one. Don't sing it, please don't do it.
Speaker 1:If it's the one we're thinking of, don't Don't catch him. Don't do it, don't fucking do it. Is that number one for you, or is it? It's my number two too, so it's going to be funny. You know I have the thing Oops. Number two is my tie. Oh boy, uh-huh, there you go, because you've got to get your number three. So you've got to get your number three, and then we'll tag team two. Okay, wait, what he doesn't share. I was waiting for him to say I'm sharing my two, so you might as well share that. So get your number three. He doesn't mind being added in, but he will never share. We both have a number two, so it's fine. My number three.
Speaker 1:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Na na na, na na na. Turtles counted off One, two, three. He said the one, the 2003 one. I love it.
Speaker 1:That is probably my favorite incarnation of the Turtles too. It was dark and more gritty. That was basically IDW Turtles. I love that. I always vibe that. They did the time traveling. They did space, they did other dimensions. They had everything. Turtles represented the future. They had that fucking Turtles. I'm telling you, turtles never hit for me with cartoons like that. Again, I didn't really like any other Turtle cartoons, but I loved that one.
Speaker 1:2012 didn't do bad, it's alright. It just didn't. You know me with the Turtles, I like more dark and gritty, just a little bit. They get too cutesy for kids all the time. After that one it did get kiddier and kiddier. There's this right up into the movie, there's this newest one I'm like. Then they made the 2014 movie. That made him grittier again, a little more dark and gritty. And Shredder was kind of a borderline mech, but he still looked badass. I keep getting reminded of that for that one.
Speaker 1:Reacher was the stunt double for Leonardo. Reacher did a voice too. I think he did, but he was Raph, wasn't he? I thought he was the double for Leo, I can't remember. So, dean, you ready for two? My number two is the only anime exception. I want to be very best, like no one ever was, whenever it comes on. I'm glad I held off.
Speaker 1:I wanted to sing it. That's why I wanted to do it. I don't care, I wanted to be the one and it's not the intro, but I have it tied with the ending of Poker Rappage. They go hand in hand. I could have said something else. I couldn't do it. I said I'm excluding anime. I'm like, I am not.
Speaker 1:There is one song I sing, no matter what. I can say it. It should be a lot. You got Digimon out. You got Pokemon out. Yeah, yu-gi-oh, it sounded, it sounded, it sounded. Now, number one, my number one. I've been listening to this song all week because I couldn't keep it. I couldn't Go go Power Rangers, go go Power Rangers. I know, oh yeah, mine was Turbo Power Rangers, turbo.
Speaker 1:All of the original ones up until about Lost Galaxy are catchy. Go Go is the most legendary. I hate Power Rangers. It's like. No, I vibe like hell with the original ones. Then they started doing all of them ones and I'm like then they were just pulling out the ass of Sentai. But what? There were some random ones, though there were random ones in between, that I weirdly liked. Which ones? Lightspeed Rescue was good. In Space was good. I liked Rescue Force for some fucking reason, don't ask me why and I liked Time Force. I probably liked RPD, though Of course I liked Time Force, lost in Space and Lost Galaxy they were all Galaxy. Galaxy confused me especially with Lost in Space, just in space. My favorite one is Turbo. That's earlier, but it's like the second one. Turbo is the technically season 4, even though it was like the third incarnation.
Speaker 1:That song I'm thinking of is from the movie. Yeah, mighty Morphin, geo, and then it was Turbo. It's Zeo. It wasn't Power Rangers, zeo, zeo, not Geo. Mighty Morphin had two arc season major seasons and then it went to Zeo and then it went to. Unless you're on Netflix or something like that, sometimes it's hard to follow. Yeah, it's like what the fuck Actually? Netflix doesn't even fucking help. One Batman Beyond that's a fucking banger. Okay, that Neo Rock Techno put together. For some reason I went to batman returns in my brain. I don't know why. No, that would be a different song and movie.
Speaker 1:Well, my number one yeah, it starts off like this spider-man, spider-man, spider-man, spider-man, spider-man, 1994, spider-man. Well, he could have chose MTV Spider-Man. I'm sorry that goddamn guitar riff in there. That was my number six High on the roll. Mention was Black Rover for Black Clover. It's one of my favorite intros too.
Speaker 1:No one should have been in my Get ready for Jay to kick himself. One should have been in there somewhere. No one said I can't believe Superhero statics. Yeah, I'm kicking myself. That's why I'm having lists, andy, superhero statics, I don't mind riffing, I was. I had a shit ton of WBs on there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you did very well grabbing the list. He was just trying to match us. I was really matching your interviews. You're like okay, I gotta get a sitcom now, let me get a sitcom. You guys say another one and I'll probably be able to oh my god, kill more girls. There you go step by step. Can't do that one. That's not a good opening theme, but it's short. What else? Step by step, house Can't do that. One House had a good opening theme House, but it's short. It's Charles Carroll. What else? It's iconic instrumental Walking Dead.
Speaker 1:Oh God, I thought of all the CW, like Arrow and Flash, but even those don't have intros. Yep, yep, nope, not really. No. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Fuck you. Yeah, nope, not really. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Fuck you. That's as bad as Totally awesome. It is legendary. Matt's like fuck you, everything is awesome, it's bad. The worst part about the Lego movie is walking out of the theater and realizing you're not five years old. Damn, I don't need superglue for my Legos. I would put my Zoids, though, put the damn theme song, opening song for fucking Hannah Montana on the song, because that shit was banging.
Speaker 1:I used to have a crush on Miley Cyrus. Not no more, though Shit. If she could open her legs for me, I might say no, I'm not like Miley Cyrus. Not no more, though Shit. If she could open her legs for him, I might say no, I'm not like Miley Cyrus, no more. Zoids has a fun one too. Which one Zoids? Oh, yeah, oh, I almost no, I didn't do it. I didn't do it because I didn't want to fuck Jay up too bad.
Speaker 1:I remember coming over from school watching a Totally okay man. That's a great show. That was a good show. That should get a reboot. It should With modern technology. Yeah, that CG and transition.
Speaker 1:I was pissed when that show ended. It was fun. I ran all the watch sessions. It doesn't have an actual end. I know it's a cliffhanger. I hate the shows that do that. That was one of the. Don't you get me started on that. I still want Spidey to find Mary Jane. We were talking about that.
Speaker 1:Now that we got X-Men 97, we need the end of Spider-Man. I don't know who owns the rights to that one. It should be Disney or no, sony Shit. They have the movie rights. I don't know what all the other rights are Animated rights. Disney technically has all the Spider-Man cartoons. I think they do. They could finish it. Someone that worked on X-Men 97 did not deny a possible crossover with 94 Spider-Man in the future. They did not deny it. So there's a possibility.
Speaker 1:But uh, no, I was on no, holy Oku is one of the ones I've run over from school to watch. That's why somebody said DBC. That no, I was on a. No, totally. Oku was one of the ones I'd run over from school to watch. That's why nobody said DBC. That's catchy, I see. Yep, yep, oh God. Now that made me Not a.
Speaker 1:Now the childhood is fucking. Now the childhood's come out. It was. It was Totally Oku. That's why I was. All of this was my childhood. It was Cold Lyoko, that's all this was. That's why I was a 19-year-old Technically. Yeah, oh my God, I was an old man. Cold Lyoko was more around Roni Kenshin for me, and no, cold Lyoko was after school versus oh the Toonami. Yeah, you know what I didn't say. I was trying to match your energy for Scooby-Doo. You know what it's going to say. Next Name Scooby-Doo. That one was really good too. That was Warnings.
Speaker 1:I didn't get involved much in the Saturday movie. No, then there was the mid-2000s. What's your Scooby-Doo? That's a good rock theme, man. I swear to God. Scooby-doo did great all the way up until Velma. Yeah, then I was done. No, which pisses me off, because Velma was one of my favorite characters. Yeah, that was just, oh my god, saturday morning ones I didn't touch. Yu-gi-oh was the big one I watched. Let's see, we did Digimon, we did Pokemon, we did Ultimate Fighters, we did Fighting Foodons.
Speaker 1:You know one that was going to hurt for weekday morning? Go to school Flintstones, flintstones. No, I have one for him. Tarzan, buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Buzz Lightyear of Star Command is a good one. That was weekday morning too. That's great.
Speaker 1:You know, I'd watch that shit every day before school Year of Star Command. Star Command's a good one. That was Weekday Morning 2. I'd watch that shit every day before school. Sometimes I couldn't even finish the goddamn episode. Oh, star, come on, man, we're some Goddamn. There were some fucking. Oh my god, see now Panther. I watched too. Dude, that would be a lot. Uh-huh, actually kind of oh any. Hanna-barbera like the Jetsons. Another one that I think about all the time, but there's like no.
Speaker 1:Episodes barely lasted a season was Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century. I know it's so good. I was pissed after one season 22 episodes. I don't even remember all 22. I had to rewatch it. It was such a good one. You know they actually did multiple Stuff shows just like that. Like Robocop got one. He was brought to the fucking future. That was one I watched a lot In the morning because all the episodes were on repeat. I love the song for that too, sherlock Holmes. That I watched a lot in the morning because all the episodes were on repeat. I love the song for that too.
Speaker 1:Sherlock Holmes and the Morning Sun, that, no that. Oh. Nickelodeon, oh no, it's more than Nickelodeon. Do you remember that? That was before Robot Chicken? That's a Timothy Longhorn special too. He's got a football head, mini Pinky and the Brain. Crossed my mind too Pink. Pinky in the brain. Crossed my mind too. Pinky in the brain. Rugrats Shit. If we want to Animaniacs, well, this one's got a sore button. But all that, all that for different reasons. Keenan and Kel yes, hey, you want some orange drink. Welcome to Good Burger. Welcome to Good Burger.
Speaker 1:You know, number two wasn't that bad for being a rehash of the first movie. You're talking about the Amazon one. Number two, yeah, people hated it. I know they hated it. People hated it because one of the I don't remember if it was Kenan or Kel One of them was really into it, you could tell. I don't remember if it was Keenan or Kel. One of them was really into it, you could tell. And the other one was just phoning it in. He didn't really want to be there. That was one of their biggest complaints. Was the camera, which one they said kind of phoned it in? Someone had more fun with it than the other. I think it was Keenan.
Speaker 1:They based the whole story around him again. It's like he was just this failure. He was trying to be an entrepreneur and vent shit Me. I'm sorry. I gotta put the little jingle for Johnny Bravo in there. You're doing that one. I gotta pull out Dexter's lab. Yeah, I was gonna say Don't touch that. And if we had someone else here, it'd be the Powerpuff Girls, powerpuff Awesome. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Hey, your favorite character was him, wasn't it? Don't even get me started. Oh, jojojo, you know who his favorite character was. You couldn't see her face. Oh yeah, oh yeah, miss Blossom. No, miss Blossom, miss Blossom, it started with a, b, she didn't have it. No, I'm not going there.
Speaker 1:Johnny Quest was another one that I saw. Oh, yes, johnny Quest. Another no lyrics Rhymes, just with that one. Johnny Test, yeah, love that shit. They had a rock intro.
Speaker 1:So many Disney songs too. Phil from the Future oh, you want to go with that one. Yeah, phil from the future, you want to go with that one. Yeah, phil from the future. Suite, life of Zack and Cody that one's got to catch you. One too his daughter just passed her driving test.
Speaker 1:To remember your parental. What, miss Bellum? Miss Bellum, I saw them hips. That's another Disney one, trying to remember the live action ones. Even Stevens, that was great.
Speaker 1:That was my introduction to. Why am I freaking his name? I'm hating myself right now. Lebouf Shia LaBeouf yeah, is it LeBouf or LeBouf Shia LaBeouf? Don't say the way you just said. I just went to the mighty bush. The mighty bush, are you on the boat? Fuck you, not old Greg. I don't need to know about old Greg. What are you doing in my waters? This is my waters. I'm old Greg. Watch that theme song Whatever happens, though, just watch out for the alligator. That was a joke, for a thing you haven't seen yet. Oh damn it.
Speaker 1:Opening for the Godzilla animated show the original one, yeah, not the original where you got Gatsuki. The one based off of Zilla yeah, the Ghostbusters TV show too. Do you want the Ghostbusters Hanna-Barbera or do you want Ghostbusters based off the movie? Ghostbusters TV show too. Do you want the Ghostbusters Hanna-Barbera or do you want Ghostbusters based off the movie? Ghostbusters based off the movie was just the theme song for the movie, whereas Ghostbusters Hanna-Barbera had a fucking gorilla on their team. There are too many fucking Gotta. Get back to the past. Samurai Jack, damn it. My wiki brain's coming out now. You're just all spun out now.
Speaker 1:That's the one show that got a proper ending, even though the ending said this to Jack Fuck you. Yeah, you can fall in love and find somebody. Hey, aku, it's Aku's daughter Riding in your tower like a wee baby. He went out roasting. He went out roasting tower like a wee baby. He went out roasting. He went out roasting, don't lie, he went out roasting. You would ask your best writers hey, which one of my daughters do you want? He went out roasting. I got a thousand of them. What? Hey, aku, hiding in your tower, scared the samurai like a wee baby. No, there are so many more. What do we? What do we got here? It's Ed Ed Neddy. Oh, you know, I should have expected that one out of you.
Speaker 1:Looney Tunes oh Jesus, oh, oh yeah. How do we not think of this one? Teen Titans Go, teen Titans. I know, but, but it's in Teen. Literally the song is called Teen Titans Go, fuck me, carmen Sandiego, that's a good one.
Speaker 1:Captain Planet the sad shit. Pastor's Home for Imaginary Friends have some Disney ones now Tailspin, ducktales. I should have had that on there, ducktales. Yes, you know the sad shit. I still remember who does the song. Fucking Teen Titans go. They had a great show themselves. It's next door. It's next door man. I still say that shit to this day.
Speaker 1:Whenever someone says raw to me, I'm like oh, battle Ready Armor, what the fuck? I'm talking about Wild Thornberries. There ain't nobody out there that don't like. I got a bad picture for you, by the way, a bad picture Uh-huh, you'll find it funny, but that's post. Ah, real monsters.
Speaker 1:Who remembers that one? And just because this one actually did have a reboot, technically, animaniacs I said Animaniacs, right, you did. Yep. Total Drama Island hey, that was a banger. Totally Spies, oh, totally Spies. I love that show. I don't know why. God, wow, I like that show. Oh boy, what about Alex? The yellow one was in yellow. Oh, tom and Jerry. Oh, yeah, tom and Jerry. Recess, recess. Rocko's Modern Life. Harambe and Stimpy oh shit, you know what we were hitting those 90 bangers, yeah. Street Sharks, my God, oh shit. You know what we were hitting those 90 bangers, street Sharks, my God. Ren and Stimpy hey, man, you rewatched Ren and Stimpy as an adult American Dragon.
Speaker 1:One of the reasons why I would love to talk to Vasco in person. I want to ask him if he ever he would want to do another show of that, like a spinoff where he's the dad or something. Freakazoid, freakazoid. Justice League Unlimited. Thundercats yes, hey, who remembers the opening whistle to Duck? Oh, yeah, what? Oh my God, god damn it. I hate when I got one on you Right there. Oh, jesus Christ, I just hate. Whenever Thundercats is mentioned, I just think of Panther Thunder. I work with Panther. Fun fact, the tick man.
Speaker 1:I was into a lot of the Todd ones. Here's one that makes you question things the Smurfs. No, I have another one that makes me question things. The PJs. Remember them? Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Arthur, angry Beavers, popeye, shaolin Showdown oh man, jackie Chan Adventures that was on my list for a while too. I forgot about that one. Georgia the Jungle that did have a TV show. Georgia, georgia, georgia, reaching for the talismans Fighting out the dark Ah, damn it, that was Jackie Chan. Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog hey, here you go, even though you didn't like it as much.
Speaker 1:Spider-man Unlimited you know what? My gi joe, we didn't bring up gi hero. He man, masters of the universe oh god, there's jack chan adventures. Super mario and mario brothers, if they actually there's. You know the animated one, yeah, where they had the live action dudes introduce the show. Yep, yep, I remember that. Oh, voltron, oh God, how have I not said that one? No, voltron, I liked all of the Voltrons.
Speaker 1:Now we're getting some animes Beyblade, beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip. Why the fuck man? Several Mobile Suit Gundams? Oh Jesus, specter Gadget and Specter Gadget and Specter Gadget. Yeah, sailor Moon, the one called Sailor Moon. Oh my god, we're just gonna have Dean be our clip guy.
Speaker 1:Go go Speed Racer. Oh shit, you know, I actually I don't know how my sister knew this, but she got me the complete set on DVD for Speed Racer and it's in a collectible tin of the Mach 5. I can't, I can't do that shit because they fucking dubbed that shit so fucking bad. My grandma gives me shit to this day because I was watching that in front of her and she's like what is this crap? They're fucking like. The words don't match the fucking lips. It's fucking bad. Wait a minute. You're driving a car. No, whoa, what the fuck? All right, let's get off this and get into what you want. Do you want to talk about upcoming movies? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Hey, we had a whole random Darkwing Duck Shit. No, no, yeah, we're totally on that I think it's a jam-packed year for movies. One of our uppity ones for movies We've had a couple Last year was kind of down to me movie-wise.
Speaker 1:Well, we had how much pushback, for whatever-the-fuck reasons. Craven was supposed to be this year, last year, wasn't it? Yeah, oh boy, hi, nigel. What's all of that? You know the other thing I wanted to do give it a piece of gum. I mean, a lot of these are not. I gotta listen.
Speaker 1:He showed me a Gundam with literally the shape of Nigel Uno's face. How is that their last name, by the way? Gunned them with literally the shape of Nigel Uno's face. How is that their last name? By the way, it's not even their last name, it's Nigel Thornberry, but we all say Uno for some reason.
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus, smell your game. This aroma diffuser adds the scent. I didn't even look at the bottom picture yet. I just seen the corn. Uh-huh, I am the great, mighty, cool. Mm-hmm, you can't knock that game. That's a great game, I can't, but we recommend it to all those adult players out there. I will throw my shit at you. Even got that one memorized. Jj played it in front of me about 500 times when I went over his house. Yeah, I think it's stacked.
Speaker 1:I can't guarantee we'll review all of these movies, but once we will probably see, probably not. We may all see the Fall Guy with Gososling, but I don't think we'll review that one. That one I'd be more willing to review than really just as a singular movie review. That seems more up our alley than true. Fall guy might get one um furiosa's upper alley for nerd stuff, but I doubt it. But maybe it's a, it's maybe.
Speaker 1:Then there's Garfield. I'll put this in there just in case. Hey, our actual listeners out there, let us know what you want us to review. I think we're more likely to do an episode on the Planet of the Apes, because at least there's content there. Honestly, I do love that series. I don't love it as much but I can do it. Hey, when the trailer came on today because I noticed the similarities, I was like where's Marky, mark Garfield? I don't know. Otherwise, our next comic book movie is Deadpool and Wolverine. Is that voice by Bill Murray this time? Jesus Christ, yeah, so we can't regret it anymore.
Speaker 1:The Crow will have an episode, because I am just on cloud nine for that motherfucker Disguise guard. It looks cool. It looks good, even though people are just bashing his look. You want him to look exactly like the old one. Have you been paying attention to any of the media for it, though? No, what they're saying it's crap. Are you talking about? I'll save it post-podcast if you want. Oh, okay, you gotta tell us. Biggest Critic, it seems like controversy. You don't want to say it Technically. This isn't even what I wanted to talk about. After.
Speaker 1:This is more of the original director, for the original one says no matter what they do, he's not gonna like it. Yeah, I heard that. Original one says he doesn't. No matter what they do, he's not going to like it. Yeah, I heard that. That. I heard.
Speaker 1:Perch Crow is a classic. It is, but people. Because he doesn't believe it. If you're going to do it this way, don't use the one I used, because it cost Brendan Lee his life. Oh, yeah, his name is still Eric Draven. Yeah, if you had done somebody else with it, he'd have less of a problem with it, but you're tarnishing his. If this movie's bad, that's still fucked up, though that he died because they loaded a fucking real bullet in a fucking problem. Where have we seen that before? I thought you were going to say, oh, this critic's saying it's terrible.
Speaker 1:The trailer looked great. The only thing is there was a lot of action in there. They were putting some John Wick in. That motherfucker Gonna be part of the problem. It'd be too action-y. I'm not gonna lie, I showed the trailer to everyone at work and everyone loved it. It's a grungy superhero movie, but he's supposed to be I think it's supposed to be more emotional and more Goth, more goth. Yep, it's supposed to be more of an emotional movie than it's supposed to be an action movie. But yeah, it looks like they've gone full action with this movie. They have even I was watching. God damn, I like the action, don't get me wrong, but I'm still thinking like, oh the diehard.
Speaker 1:I'm a big fan of crow, but I don't know how to take that because I want it right. And then it's like the internet thing is that he looks an awful lot more like the Joker than he does look like the Sting Florida Joker. He does look a lot more like Joker versus what Sting, basically Wrestler Sting, did. Yeah, eric Dreyden from the original was basically just Sting, but, um, does the Crow have a fucking comic book that they suck off of? Yes of. So if we look at a crow comic and then we look at that movie. Are we going to see similarities? The movie might be great. I'm just surprised it's getting as known. There's a lot of people that like it. I showed everyone at work and they loved it. But they all loved their action and they know the original crow. But crow was filmed in black and white settings and a lot of that stuff where the city where you couldn't tell necessarily what city this is, this movie looks like it takes place in John Wayne. There's your problem. Well, yes, the Crow, because we were thinking about I put out their top 10 anti-heroes for the Crow list and that was seemed everyone liked that one because Crow's an anti-hero. So that seemed like it would work for that.
Speaker 1:Bad Boys 4, maybe I haven't seen 3. It's June you haven't seen. Oh boy, I didn't. It was one I was trying to get to see. This one will not get. I told Matt this one will not get a review, most likely. But I think the bike rider's going to be a great movie. It's Tom Hardy. Not just because it's Tom Hardy, I just like movies about bikers.
Speaker 1:So looking at the pictures from the comic book itself, his look actually is not far off, like I should probably post it on the page, since I'm fucking saying it. But if you look at this, that is not. But that hair is not what Skargar had. It's a little longer, but it's wrong. Skargar has just short hair. He doesn't have longer and he's all tatted like a motherfucker too. Yeah, but that's. You're not gonna see that he's got the long-sleeved shirts. Yeah, yeah, but that's. You're not going to see that he's got the long-sleeved shirts. Super thin, long. Whistler's going to be a fun one. That's going to be fun. I don't care.
Speaker 1:I kind of want to watch that, just for the nostalgia. My boy in there oh, glenn, it isn't a sequel. Yeah right, it's not. I know they're saying it's. Even Glenn Powell's saying it's not a sequel. Use Dorothy. Yes, that's what I'm like. How do you say that in use Dorothy, use Dorothy 2? Yeah, um, uh, shit, um.
Speaker 1:Deadpool 3 will get a review, obviously. That's obvious. I don't know what we're gonna do for a top 10 for that one. We'll have to think about it. He's going to buy him a ticket. I hope he listens to that bit right there. I don't know if he listens to our pod. I don't know anybody that listens to our pod.
Speaker 1:I thought, mr Rung, this is going to sound really pathetic. But my mother I barely know your mother and my niece I don't know why, no, she can't. A cousin has listened to an episode. I don't know why, no, she can't. A cousin has listened to an episode. I can't help it. You know, you give a freaking eight-year-old a phone and she brings on Spotify. She's going to find things on her own. What's Uncle Dean talking about? No, don't listen to that. Why is he talking about my mom that way? Damn it. Um, I think Borderlands should get episodes because it has such a fucking following. There's only one thing I don't think about. You may have to have JJ on for that one, true, I don't remember as much of the lore, so he definitely needs to come on.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying I've never finished one of those games except for the Tellt. I've never finished any of those games except for the Telltale one. I haven't played any of one of them. I played the first one. The only one I finished was Telltale's. I played the first one. It was good. They're not my favorite games. I played the first one. I watched the trailer. I seen Cate Blanchett. I'm like I'm in. I no, that's. That's terrible. That's supposed to be a seven foot fucking tall. Basically, yeah, nice, um, alien romulus will probably get an episode because the trailer.
Speaker 1:He went straight back to horror with that and matt said back to the ship, back to the ship. They went back to the ship. I mean, it works, go back to what worked. Like I said, comic book movie of the year Craven the Hunter will be getting. If people could see your face. As soon as he said that, I already told him that if he's getting James Bond, there's not going to be another Craven or Antonio Johnson. No, ben Green, he's jumping ship immediately. He's going to a more higher paid franchise. I guarantee it'll be better than Madam Web. I might swear off Sony.
Speaker 1:It's going to distract you in separate ways. Oh, jesus Christ, just with blood and guts versus attractive women. There's going to be lions on screen. There's going to be a lion and it's probably going to die. Okay, needleice 2? No, there's only one reason. I'm going to see that, so I should shut the fuck up. So, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
Speaker 1:Oh, jenna Ortega, jenna Ortega Said it three times Jenna Ortega, jenna Ortega, jenna Ortega. Frog spawn, son of a bitch. Matt's like don't spawn, or you're all lured. I'm leaving. Yeah, you gotta say a few more names, like I know you don't share, but at least say some for us. Say something. Say something, laura Bailey, come on, accept it. Damn it. I mean, you know both are lists, so Accept it. What? Oh no, he's talking about something else. Nevermind, the house is gone then. I don't want Matt to be homeless, and Buttons would be homeless too. I like how you care more about Me than my dog and my mom. I love your mom, you know I just I thought buttons would be funnier if I mentioned buttons. Now he's going to go tell hey, mom, you're lowest on Dean's priority list to save. If there's a fire or something, he's going to kick Matt in the ass and let's go and then pick up Matt out. Dean, help me, I can't get up. Mom, I got you.
Speaker 1:The one that actually needs the help to get off the house is the one he's leaving behind. That kind of sounds like he's got his priorities. His house starts on fire. Sammy will be right there, but he's going to be grabbing his bunnies at the same time. This is a dark humor coming in. I died on fire and there's like he's holding bunnies. You're like that's why he died. He was trying to get all his bunnies out. So what would your ghost name be? It's not going to be Melody, I got it. Okay, okay, transformers 1. That's big time we Okay. Okay, transformers 1, that's big time, we'll see it. That's what he's going to be in Valiant I lived a Valiant life as he's holding on to his bunny arm. Bunny's in one arm and he's got a body pillow in the other one.
Speaker 1:Saw 11, the next Saw. The franchise might as well be dead. There's another Saw coming. There's a second prequel. They're just finding ways to. Here's my Joker folie a du. Here we go.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to take that one. I don't know yet either. You don't have a trailer. I know, apparently there's 19 songs in the movie. What I want to know? How much of a music it's 19? Yeah, oh, boy, I may not be able to watch that one with you. You know how I am with musicals, wow. I mean, if they're great songs and they're catchy, oh, they're going to be it's Lady Gaga. But songs and they're catchy, oh, they're going to be it's Lady Gaga. But I love Lady Gaga. Shallow was on the Billboard list too, by the way, for the original songs. Shallow for A Star Is Born. Oh yeah, popular one. There are a lot of Whitney Houston ones and actually almost done, but still this one, me and Jay Smile.
Speaker 1:2. I forgot that was getting a sequel. I'm actually almost done this one, me and Jay smile too. I forgot that was getting a sequel. Smile, too, I still can't do that around here. No, they're the worst. That throws me the fuck off. Their marketing campaign for that movie was fucking genius. Did you watch any baseball games? They just had random people stationed at cameras just doing this. I'm like their marketing for this movie is fucking amazing. Yeah, and cheap and it made money. The movie was good. Oh boy, jay's going to be like here we go because he already knows it was kind of off, but we got Terrifier.
Speaker 1:3. Oh boy, okay, I think that's a me and you thing. No, matt won't see that I shouldn't say anything. I almost give Matt 20 bucks he could sit through that motherfucker. He wouldn't be able to, because we're fucking sitting there laughing the whole time.
Speaker 1:From what I understood, it's not as scary. It's not as scary, it's just boring. It's bad, it's boring. Oh boy, oh boy, it's not scary, it's some of the worst comedic timing ever, but it happens. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, yeah, so it's not going to be scary or supernatural, it's just going to be fucking you die, you die. To us it's comedy, yes, because we're fucked, we are fucked up. In the he kills the guy literally by chopping his dick off. It's a legit. I'm watching where he goes like this, with it in his hand, like it's still, though, with the woman that's in the passenger seat. That's about it.
Speaker 1:Venom 3. They did that in Lisa Frankenstein. What's your point? I didn't watch that one either. It was funny. I kind of wanted to too. I like seeing the Sprouse kids like actually out doing. The other one's not doing anything. He's got a different thing going. You know how? Like the what the hell? Twins from Full House, olsen twins, yeah, how they went off and did their own fucking thing. He's kind of doing that. Venom 3, the Last Dance. We'll get that episode.
Speaker 1:I don't remember if it's music or clothing. Gladiator 2. Gladiator 2, I forget. That makes no fucking sense. It doesn't. I don't know what the hell. It don't. I don't even me. I'm like what is this? What are you doing? That movie is. Do you remember who? I don't remember. I know Ridley Scott's directing it again. I believe I don't know who Got me fucking. Oh, yeah, there's the internet's daddy. Oh, jesus Christ. Pedro, oh Jesus. Oh, what the fuck See? I don't know, that's not Wicked.
Speaker 1:Part one Is that Oz? That's Oz. Okay, we're getting into ones. I don't even know if they're coming out. Oh, they're doing a villain movie. That's not bad, you know, I might actually enjoy that.
Speaker 1:Apparently, the oh shit, the Karate Kid. Apparently, karate Kid's coming back. Yeah, this one's actually led by Jackie Chan. And why am I forgetting his name? Ralph Macchio. Yeah, ralph Macchio. I keep wanting to call him Daniel, daniel Russo. And here's the one. Even I'm like Mufasa the Lion King. What are they doing with that one? It's a legitimate prequel about Mufasa. I watched that. I'm just surprised. It's going to be live action, like the other one. Yeah, it's a legit. They should have named it Scarlet by James Earl Jones. I don't think so. He retired. He retired from doing Vader. I didn't think he actually retired or retired. I don't know. Jury's out on that one.
Speaker 1:Sonic the Hedgehog December. I am looking forward to Sonic the Hedgehog 3. It's going to be Shadow Jerry's coming back. He's been rumoring the fat suit, so I'm kind of happy. At this point.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to be able to watch the Knuckles TV show, the one that they're doing. That's Paramount Plus. Maybe one of us will probably put it on for you. I subscribe to it through. I'll subscribe to Paramount Plus. Just watch it and not fucking do it. I mean, I subscribe to Paramount Plus. I'm still waiting for him to come over to finish Legends of Vakumakuna. I was talking to him. You still haven't finished that. No, he doesn't come over. I do. Sometimes You've been coming over to my house by yourself since we watched the Accountant, which apparently is getting an accountant too.
Speaker 1:Hey, hold on, all the original cast coming back Beyond the Spider-Verse coming out this year. I don't think so. I thought it was coming out this year. It's got Undated. It does have a date. It was supposed to be one of Sony's four for this year. I don't know. It has Undated now. It's been Undated since last year.
Speaker 1:The movie's done. This one intrigued. I think they're doing reshoots because Sony's trying to do its own thing. They're releasing that on Christmas, while Nosferatu it's Skazgard again. But I'm curious to see what they do with Nosferatu. So we're actually rebranding Nosferatu. Yep, it's Skazgard again. Is he going to do the whole white skin, you know, long nose, fucking vampire. Oh no, there's nothing to base it off of yet. Yeah, that movie's nothing really known yet.
Speaker 1:It's December. There's nothing coming out yet for that, and I believe that. Yep, that's pretty much it. So there's a chunk in there. I kind of like my monster movies, though. There's a chunk in there. I'm not a big horror guy, but I love monsters.
Speaker 1:We've got two comic book movies that were left. Are we only at an hour 54? Yeah, we went quick through our list, dude. We were excited. I thought it said two, but I was like never mind. I was like never mind. I said we'd get to two. Well, I mean, but no, we can blab for a little bit. No, there's a lot. Oh, we gotta do an Harry Potter episode at some fucking point.
Speaker 1:That's gonna be October. October, that's when all the movies used to come out. It's gonna be closer to October, to October. I still remember when I wanted to do it last time, matt said I am not prepared for that. I need to re-watch every single one of those. So October will give them plenty of time, because the list is probably going to be ranking them from favorite to least. I'm going to be watching all the Godzilla movies before I go see with you guys.
Speaker 1:What about the TV shows? I'm saying for what it's tied to. I'm starting from Godzilla, kong Skull Island, godzilla 1, kong Skull Island and then 2 with the 2 King of the Monsters and Godzilla. What the hell is it called Apple show? What up? Monarch was good. I don't have Apple.
Speaker 1:You've got so many Stupid ass services now it's not even funny. That's why I'm not keeping track of them. I get your mains, I get Netflix, I get Google, I get Max, even Keep cock if you're a wrestling fan like me, um, but some of them You'd have anything with cock in a name Paramount Plus and shit like that. I'm like, really, paramount's merging with Peacock. I thought, oh yeah, well, there you go. Boom. Which means I have to get Peacock now Because it's probably not going to be offered through Prime.
Speaker 1:Peacock isn't on the list of things that Prime's got. They have HBO. They have, uh, disney's merging with Hulu. They have HBO. They have, I think, a bunch Disney's merging with Hulu. So that's going to be holy. But surely that's the other sad thing, but I kind of seen it coming. What are they going to do with ESPN then? Is that just going to be it's own thing. Yeah boom, disney has nobody watching ESPN and also trying to watch Disney Plus. That's part of the problem they're having. Disney Plus and Hulu can easily merge and it'd be different. Well, that means Disney will officially have access to anime.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was my next April. I have to have a moment of silence on April 2nd because that's when Funimation will be shutting down and officially merging. I need my moment of silence. I had good times with Funimation, but I'm going to be sad. Oh, that's the first New Crunchyroll I go. It's the first service I paid for by myself Full-time New Crunchyroll I go. Then it was Netflix Crunchy Crunch. Then it was Netflix. It still never touched Netflix. Then it was Hulu. Disney Plus was the first one I bought. Then I bought. I'm not on Disney Plus as much. I'm only on Disney Plus for like fucking. I don't use it as much. I've never owned my own Disney Plus. So, disney, don't listen to this. I'm rarely on it. I'm on there for MCU and I'm on there now because I'm watching X-Men.
Speaker 1:Did you comment on the Echolite trailer? I know his comments. I didn't hear yours. If you saw it, I sent it, yeah, but you didn't comment on it. I know what it is. No, I thought it looked interesting, but then you see the alien that couldn't close his eyes. It's like. This is why you need somebody in the room. This is why you need somebody in the room. This is just straight why it's like. Why do you have an alien that can't close his eyes? My only fucking joke is the fucking.
Speaker 1:What I'm not understanding is this show was made by people who had no prior and they had no Star Wars. One thing that could help, though they did not watch, they did not read, but nothing. One thing that could help, though. This is its own thing. Apparently they ain't gonna fuck with lore much. Apparently. Maybe that's a good thing.
Speaker 1:As far as what I can see, this takes place after Rey's story. It's like High Republic. It's pretty, ain't it old? Oh yeah, this is way old Republic Republic, because it's got characters that tie into. You know that kiddie Star Wars? Oh, they're going to throw Yoda in it though. Yep, he's alive. He's probably like 600 years old or something.
Speaker 1:We don't know the timeline. We'd have nothing to reference it for. No, star Wars hates us for the timeline, yeah, but I am. They shouldn't have bought into something that had an extensive timeline. Man, I still find it funny that George Lucas didn't give a fuck. Disney offered him like I don't know how many billion dollars, or he just backed Iger too, and everybody's pissed at him now. Lucas Iger, bob Iger he backed Iger. It was Iger or another guy that they don't want to run the company. I mean, marvel is kind of in.
Speaker 1:Star Wars 2 is in shambles right now. I've got headaches in my eyes thinking of that one. They need Star Wars. I don't know where it's going to come from. I don't know. I honest to God don't know. I've said it again the MCU and Marvel's savior is on the horizon. Mr Ryan Reynolds, he's coming. He's gonna save it, he's coming. You do know what happened to the Messiah, right? Oh, no, he resurrected. Yeah, after he died. I mean, we had to kill him first. I don't even think Ryan Reynolds' death can cure their sins. Oh Well, and I forgot you, hugh Jackman too, he died for us. How many times he had an official death movie and Ryan Reynolds said no, you're coming back. Nope, you're coming back. Well, I'm just curious what they're going to fucking do, because it's a TVA and there's going to be so much.
Speaker 1:There's like a cameo of fucking Jennifer Garner as Elektra in there and I'm like I'm done, I'm in, I'm in. I wanted Affleck Daredevil, but apparently we're not getting it. What do you mean? You told me he was on set. Yeah, visiting Ryan. He was on set. Affleck was on set.
Speaker 1:He's too big for that suit. Now, though I made the joke. The fucking man I was like I bet you Ryan was like come on, put the suit on. He's too big for that suit. Why does that sound so bad coming from you? Put the suit on Because his tone is sexual. I like his tone too, yeah, but the sad part is when he says it that way, I can actually imagine Ryan Reynolds saying it Put the suit on. No, but you're right, he couldn't fit that thing. He's built like a brick shithouse now Because of Batman. He hasn't lost the muscle either, and he's got to deal with his own Thanos. Fuck you. He made a J-Lo joke. Yeah, that's rings like Thanos.
Speaker 1:That woman's a vampire. She's in her 50s and she looks like she's fucking 25. That woman's a vampire. She ain't any more a vampire than Keanu. He's a nice soul, though. He's a very nice. Paul Rudd is also very nice. He's another one who'd die for our sins and actually look like Jesus doing it. And I'm being so sick and tired of the goddamn slander.
Speaker 1:Tobey Maguire's a bastard. He's mean, he's rude oh, he's not. You're just mad because he's human and he keeps putting dirt in your eyes. They don't understand. I'm going to put some dirt in your eye. Here's some dirt in your eye. Here's some dirt in your eyes, like the fucking famous Tobey Maguire thing. When he's screaming at people the paparazzi, because he's, I'm like he's trying Get the fuck out of the way, get the fuck out of the road. There's cars I can't see. He wants them to get out of the way so he can drive his car and leave Safely. He doesn't want to murder somebody, especially not on camera. I've heard he's one of the actors that are a big asshole on set. I've heard that too. Bale is too. I don't know. Bale is difficult to work with, but he's also committed to his roles.
Speaker 1:Edward Norton oh, I heard Norton's a huge dick. Wow, who Norton a huge dick? Wow, who Norton Cruise can be. Terry Tom oh, I thought you said Terry Crews. I was like Terry Crews is a fucking. You're thinking about three feet smaller bro. I was like Terry Singing like an angel. No, I was like. Terry Crews is a fucking sweetheart. That is a nice. Terry Crews is an angel and he needs to be a paladin of some kind. Even in that D&D movie, let's go. Not a D&D, one shot. I'd watch a buddy cop movie of that in D&D, diesel and Terry Crews. Tom Cruise is a fucking dick You've got to take into account.
Speaker 1:There's some that are so up there. I've seen DiCaprio sign autographs for people. I've seen it. But when you get mobbed by people, you gotta understand. Get away from me, it's like they're normal people. The only thing you need to worry about DiCaprio is your age. None of us could. He wouldn't care.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, owen Wilson just seems like a nice guy. Yep, hey, owen, can I have your autograph? Wow, wilson's, I've heard, is a nice guy. Who, wilson? Robin Wilson? He just seems you get these vibes from some of these guys. I'm like he seems nice. He seems nice. See, that's our problem. We gotta go to like a huge con Just to. Yeah, these people won't be there. Yeah, chris Evans, I've heard, is a pretty nice dude. He's pretty chill.
Speaker 1:I couldn't meet him in person. I've seen I have to meet him in person I've seen. I'd have to ask him about Flame On See if he. He said he'd do it again. He said he'd do that role. He's more inclined to do that one than he's inclined to do as a cameo. I wouldn't even care, just have him do a cameo. Andrew Garfield is a very nice guy, even though I you can't trust a word he says. I give him my mind. If I'd see him, I'm not in it. Hey, I'm going to tell you I'd wait. I'm going to just have that conversation. If he was at a con in Chicago and I had to wait in that line for hours, I'd wait there just for my two minutes to talk to him.
Speaker 1:How you doing. I want you to know you're still one of my idols and I love you. You will always be a part of my childhood, but I'm always going to be mad at you. Why? What did I do? You lied to me. You lied to me. You straight up lied to everyone. Imagine me in Toby's line. You'd have to kill him by saying this you did to me what you did to Gwen. Yeah, you let me down. You let me down. I hate myself for that one Toby's line. You want an autograph? Yeah, I want an autograph. You're going to be rude to me. I'm going to be rude to you. Okay, we're going to be rude to each other. I like this. What do you want me to write on your stupid pop? That you're going to put some dirt in my there? You go now leave. Thank you, toby, fuck you. We're just going to be mean to each other.
Speaker 1:Tom seems like a nice guy. You know what? I don't know. He'd probably get the nicest interaction from me. He's probably my favorite. I like Tom because One of the few he'd actually tower over too. Yeah, toby and Andrew aren't short. Yeah, they're not quite six feet, but they're like five ten range or whatever. I like Tom because he don't fuck with that Hollywood life Not anymore. He does his movies and goes home and leaves. He does not fuck with Hollywood. He's very down to earth. He does not fuck with Hollywood. Hollywood's a very creepy place. It is Nope.
Speaker 1:I'm out, since I spent the last minutes like talking about who's nice and who's a we've heard is nice and who we've heard is an asshole. Scarlett Johansson's nice depends on who she's working with. From what I've heard, I don't like you. I'm Scarjo. Yeah, I pretty much lost there. Yeah, you're Scarjo, damn it. Oh, scarjo, we can't have him going up to any of his favorite female actors. No, we'd have to pin him down.
Speaker 1:Oh, is this Margot Robbie's line? No, dave, no, you just want to talk to Harley? I do, it's not even just Harley for her anymore. I know Bryce Donald Howard does cons every once in a while. Oh boy, what is it? Wolf of Wall Street? What? That's the one you'd ask her about, isn't it Margot Robbie? Margot Robbie, wolf of Wall Street? It'd be explicit, but I'd always. Can I ask you a personal question? Sure, go ahead. The scene in Wolf of Wall Street. Did you have panties on? Oh, I didn't. I'd probably fall over dead right there. You'd have to drag me out. Speaking of ghosts, yeah, I believe you'll get a front row seat for that. If she didn't, hey, based on the camera angle, she definitely did.
Speaker 1:If you don't care, he just seen the legs go open. I'm saying for his benefit, see what Brad Pitt does, brad Pitt being nice, I don't see him being a douche. If he would. Brad Pitt, just don't ask him about Angela. He just shows up. He just shows up pretty much. He's friends with everybody at this point. Friends with everybody, I'm sorry his cameo as the cracker. Oh, another one, just because I've seen him.
Speaker 1:I have never seen an actor just does not give a fuck and just walks around Willem Dafoe, you know. And just walks around Willem Dafoe. You know how many videos of Willem Dafoe people take with him. He's just walking around, not giving a damn Everyone. This fucking black guy fuck it, I forget his name fucking does videos on TikTok. He's like yo, man, what's your fit cost? And you gotta go through your whole outfit what it costs. He had it. I was like that's Willem Dafoe dude. He's like yeah, I got these, I got a Prada jacket, I got these. I don't know what these pants are and I got these. I'm like that man in the comments killing me, that green goblin and all the other comments Foe is just really green goblin. Willem Dafoe looks like a homeless man. It's just they're roasted so bad in them. Comments Homeless man wearing Prada. Okay, that man. He just that I'd wait and lie. That guy seems so fucking fun and wacky. Well, he gotta be to play Goblin Shit. Oh, my God, I'm into wearing real teeth and not teeth.
Speaker 1:Did you really come back in the way home to beat up Tom Holland? I did, he would have been a perfect Joker. He really would have. I've seen some of the fan art and it's ridiculous. That is just Arkham Joker. I don't think he'll do it anymore. No, not anymore, but he would have been. He would have been Especially after the past three Jokers pretty much going nuts. If you had done him over Nicholson, probably that would have been the more only time. Oh God, putting Keaton and him together. Yeah, that would have only been around the right time. You weren't going to cast him for Ledgers. He was already older.
Speaker 1:I watched what's his name? Phoenix don't seem like he's gone nuts. Well, no, he did do Bo's Afraid. That's pretty nuts. He goes nuts in his roles versus Napoleon, but he is a method actor. Joaquin is very much a method actor. He's a pretty to-himself, though. He's a pretty to himself though.
Speaker 1:Now you just reminded me I do have to watch Napoleon and I never knew this. I can't watch fucking movies that are on. I didn't know this, but I didn't know because he was on my top. I didn't know that Joaquin Phoenix was pretty much married to Rooney Marr. I know that, but he's married to Rooney Marr. I'm like what the fuck it was a. I'm like what the fuck? Jay just twitched right there. Yeah, I didn't know that. The most, the most. What's the most the most?
Speaker 1:The most recent Joaquin Phoenix movie I watched was fucking, I'm not afraid of anything, right, I'm not just gonna die here. It was, um, I watched just because, oh, thank you. I was curious about the movie and I was like god, I'm just going to die here. I was curious about the movie and I was like God, I'm going to rewatch this. Maybe I won't. I don't fucking remember.
Speaker 1:It's called Her, it's Scarlett Johansson's voice and I'm just watching it like I would talk to that AI. Watch Napoleon. What the fuck was that one that she was in? That's where she's an alien. Oh, Under the skin, under the skin when she's naked. There it's like, hey, that was an interesting movie. That was an interesting movie. No, don't say it, dean. There are scenes in that movie I'm bored of. Of course there are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, she purposely goes out and has sex with men because she's supposed to be like this succubus alien. No, no, succubus alien, no, she let the ugly guy go that had a deformity. She let him go because she felt bad. She did. She let him go. Then she dies in the end, she started to develop feelings like a human, yeah, and then her buddy alien was trying to hunt her down to kill her. Oh, no, no, no feelings, no, no, no, no feelings, no, no, no, no feelings. He'd much rather have her in a tight leather outfit.
Speaker 1:And, thanks to Matt, thanks to Matt, one of these weekends, when you're down, I'm going to get the Blu-ray out. We're watching Blonde John. It's just me, it's me, it's just me, it's just me. Yeah, you also need to swap your attire with JJ's. He's Blonde, john's just a fucking guido. Wait a minute, jj does kind of just a guido sometimes with his fucking white beater and jeans. The only thing he doesn't do is the hair because he don't got it. Somebody plays a cat. You know what you want to say. How do you grow it? Ch-ch-ch-chia. Yep, that joke still gets it.
Speaker 1:I want to bring up our discussion from this morning. Though. What Discussions from this morning? Wait, I'm like what? The shampoo line we don't buy? Oh, my fucking God. A random side note of the lock we're making. This is rare.
Speaker 1:Papatoui, papatoui, papatui, papatui, papatui, that's the name. That's probably some. I'm probably saying that wrong. It's probably Samoan, probably Samoan. We'll leave it alone Papatui, so I'm just going to keep calling it Papatui, making jokes, as you're going to show up to the podcast with a bald head curled up and ready to wrestle Lovely bunch of coconuts. Yeah, that's fucking Disney. He is voicing the live-action Maui. What Well, we're saving that discussion for Disney, for Disney.
Speaker 1:We're saving it for Disney. I mean live-action versus cartoons. We should have just kept going. As far as live-action movies, we should have just kept going down the line of classics. Well, let's see, we did. Did we do Sleeping Beauty? Yes, no, we did not do Sleeping Beauty. We did Cinderella. We did. Cinderella Should get a Sleeping Beauty. Yeah, no, they won't. We won't because we got D' we won't because we got D'Angelo and Joaquin. That's where your live action, that's where they screwed up. That's where they started the villain movies. We got live action Aladdin. We got live action Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 1:What's next in Disney? We are getting Hercules. It's in the works. They got Danny DeVito whenever they want him, apparently. What else?
Speaker 1:As far as classic Disney movies, live action, do you think they should make the ones we want versus the ones they're going to do? You know what? Fuck it. Leave you Tarzan With that song. They won't, because they've already done live action. Tarzan, yeah, they have. It's so dark though, but fun. Wow, that was bad. I mean the movie itself was dark, even when you're watching it on TV. It's like Got plenty of live action.
Speaker 1:Pinocchio. Got live action Dumbo. We don't have Bambi yet, they won't touch that one. We got live-action Pinocchio. We've gotten several live-action. We didn't get the version I want, though. I want a different version of Pinocchio. Alice in Wonderland we've got. Peter Pan, we've got You're not going for the flesh, I'm not doing it. Got Lady and the Tramp Lady not doing it Got Lady and the Tramp. Lady and the Tramp got.
Speaker 1:They have been going in order, honestly. Well, you know what? Just for the fucks of it, give us a live-action. Emperor's New Groove. No Live-action Atlantis, that's too recent. Those are ones we actually want. Want live action Treasure Planet. I want Tom Holland as my little bitch. Well, you know what. You know what really worked Is live action with our CZ and all that. Brother Bear, oh boy, what they want to be diverse, you know. Get indigenous Shit.
Speaker 1:I was about to say Little Mermaid. I was like oh, we already got one. I forgot that movie existed. I completely forgot that one existed. Brave, do brave live action. I'd watch the rescuers live action. That'd work alright.
Speaker 1:Let's see Fox and the Hound. We're getting Lilo and Stitch. As much as I didn't want that one, oh god. They've actually succeeded on the casting on that one, so I'm not even going to be mad at that. People actually kind of look like the characters more. So live action. Stitch, that people are going to have issues with, that would be a good one. Oliver and Company Oliver and Company and Stitch, that people are going to have issues with, that would be a good one. Cauldron Oliver and Company. They fucked this one up. Mulan, oh boy, yeah, they did.
Speaker 1:Lady and the Tramp we're supposedly getting a live-action Frozen. I didn't ask for that one. How about the Fox and the Hound? I said that one already. Not to mention, we can still get sequels. I didn't ask for that one. How about the Fox and the Hound? I said that one already. You said that one. Yeah, not to mention. Not to mention, we can still get sequels. I want this.
Speaker 1:I don't think they're going to touch that one again. What? Touch every? They love their diversity. There's one right there. Touch every Hunchback of Notre Dame. Fuck, yes, got 101 Dalmatians. Hey, we've done that one live action a couple times. We even got Koala, so we're good. Yeah, koala Live action. Nope, they can't do that one.
Speaker 1:But Pug's Life, that'd be one really weird fucking live-action movie. Make that with my fucking keyboard. People have done it. They've literally just recorded things happening and they've gone through it with the Pug's life. Look, there's fucking a.
Speaker 1:What was the name of the goddamn fucking grasshopper? No, what the fuck was his name? Hopper, hopper, hopper. Who voiced him? Was it um? Who voiced him? It was a very A piece of candy, wasn't it? Was it James Woods? I thought it was. I need to know, I need to know. No, it couldn't have been James, I don't know. No, I thought it was Billy Crystal. It's a very recognizable voice. I just want to know. Hopefully it's Hopper. I think it's Billy Crystal, or at least I feel weird watching a live-action version of Finding Nemo. Again, put a camera down on the water, you'll get it.
Speaker 1:Kevin Spacey oh, it was Kevin Spacey. He was so not be named. Well, you mentioned, so not be named. Well, you mentioned him all at once. He might end up dead, kevin Spacey, it would actually succeed in that movie. The Passer Fire. Thank you, vin Diesel. It was actually a good movie. It was fun. Babysitter Jackie Chan, I think it was.
Speaker 1:Yep, they're running out of live action ideas, unless they're going to start going to sequels. Hollywood needs to start becoming original again. They don't know how to be because they don't have the writers to do it. We're all built on nostalgia. Now let's just put that old character back in there. Let's reboot, put that old character back in there. Let's reboot some old stuff. Let's make it a poster plot for the movie. Let's have it be a lot of action and a lot of blood and gore and a lot of fucking. Okay, good American movie. Yep, let's put it out there. Hollywood, it sells, it fucking sells. I don't know, it might be Canadian.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm gonna tell you though, in terms of he knows he watched it with me. This is another one Matt could not watch. I don't think he could sit through it, but I was thinking about scenes that really had me and you just remember Infinity Poop the orgy. We're like I yelled at the screen so fucking hard. Did he poop the orgy? We're like I yelled at the screen so fucking hard. It's like why the fuck did you have to poop? Why did you do that, why, why? So they were just going at it, right, they were having an orgy and they were all on psychedelic drugs and shit, so you couldn't tell what was going on. You had your guy-girl pairs and it was fine. They didn't even have to do it, but they fucking did it. They zoomed in on two guys and then here came the third and I just turned to him and I'm like this is your choice, you did this, you made me watch this. You put gay porn on my TV. This is bad as the fucking big one. God damn it If Ghostbusters taught us anything. Bustin' makes me feel good that's where it goes in the books.
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