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Biker Tales and Galactic Adventures: Reviewing "The Bike Riders" and Star Wars Speculations
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Ever wondered how Tom Hardy mastered that perfect Midwestern accent? Join us on Knightfalls Vale as we kick off our latest episode with a hilarious and insightful review of "The Bike Riders," starring Austin Butler and Tom Hardy. We talk shop about the movie's unique documentary-style storytelling and share our own amusing encounters with real-life bikers, from Milwaukee's notorious gangs to quirky Midwestern characters. Our conversation highlights Tom Hardy’s stellar performance and offers a fascinating look at the evolution of biker culture.
Next up, we take a trip down memory lane, reflecting on some of the past year’s most memorable movies. From the whimsical charm of "Snow Day" to the action-packed thrills of "Boy Kills World" and the epic clash in "Godzilla x Kong," we discuss why some films resonated more with us than others. Even the disappointments couldn’t dampen our spirits as we share our appreciation for the fun and charisma that made certain flicks stand out. Plus, we debate the realism of biker gang portrayals and swap some hilarious personal anecdotes about life in the rough-and-tumble Midwest.
Finally, we dive into a galaxy far, far away with a mix of humor and critical analysis of the Star Wars universe. We speculate on upcoming projects, critique character portrayals, and humorously imagine R2-D2 as the franchise's central figure. Along the way, we compare Star Wars to other fandoms, touch on celebrity gossip, and even ponder the potential return of Mace Windu. Our light-hearted banter and candid opinions make for an entertaining discussion that pop culture enthusiasts won’t want to miss.
Welcome to the Nightballs Vale podcast. The Bike Riders review Made seem a little off, but we needed some content, so we went and seen the Bike Riders for an episode.
Speaker 2:Hey, look at that we're becoming bleach.
Speaker 1:We got filler episodes.
Speaker 3:It's kinda. I guess I'm saving that joke for later. He knows what. I'll tie it back around later.
Speaker 2:Okay, he will. I know what he's gonna do. Jesus Christ, I don't. I do shit and I don't even realize it. All right, yes.
Speaker 1:Well, the Bike Riders, a new movie starring Austin Butler and Tom Hardy.
Speaker 2:That was the guy that played.
Speaker 1:Elvis right. Yeah, yes, that was Elvis.
Speaker 2:Holy shit. He got rid of the accent.
Speaker 3:Actually he didn't. That's actually very close. Actually he didn't. That's actually very close. It's just less southern, it's more midwestern.
Speaker 2:Boy did it throw me off hearing that midwestern accent that she was putting on there, you know there yeah, it's like it threw me off at being a midwesterner and now I'm just fucking doing it out of shit. You know there, yeah, You're throwing that letter D out there like it's nothing.
Speaker 1:You know, there you go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was the most convincing thing I could do is like him hooking up with Jodie Cormor's character. It's like it's Elvis. What was I expecting? It's that easy.
Speaker 2:Why is that accent so easy to reproduce? Though? Which one? And we're not, we don't even do it. The Midwestern accent that you know there? Hey, we don't even do it. The Midwestern accent you know there, hey, yeah, we're so nice. Would you like a?
Speaker 3:casserole. I don't know anybody that talks like that.
Speaker 2:I don't either.
Speaker 1:Apparently, we don't go enough west or south, west or south or even north.
Speaker 4:I don't even know. Yeah, I know, it's all a voice.
Speaker 2:I've been to Chicago, I've heard nobody speak that way. Maybe I'm speaking to too many people from the ghetto, but Milwaukee was.
Speaker 1:Milwaukee was mentioned Like three or four times.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got a bad reputation out of that movie.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, to be fair, think of the gangs, the biker gangs that came out of Milwaukee Outlaws are the main ones, isn't there Hellions?
Speaker 1:before that. Well, to be fair, think of the biker gangs that came out of Milwaukee. Outlaws are the main ones, isn't there?
Speaker 3:Hellions before that and Vandals.
Speaker 2:Milwaukee. Wasn't there one called Hellions?
Speaker 1:Probably, probably, I believe you.
Speaker 2:Like around the same time as the.
Speaker 3:Vandals in the movie. Possibly Now you're going to make me look up Milwaukee biker gangs.
Speaker 2:Like there was something devil themed too which threw me off when I seen that guy from California. What is it Red?
Speaker 1:Devils. No, I'm thinking that was supposed to be like kind of a way to cameo the Hells Angels. Hells Angels are West Coast.
Speaker 3:That's the one I'm thinking of. Hells Angels are West Coast, yeah.
Speaker 2:The big two ones in Milwaukeewaukee were the outlaws mc and the hell's lovers. Mc okay, my stepmom dated an outlaw fun times. I've known a couple. They were actually pretty nice guys, not crystal's boy. Oh no, no, no, no, was he one of the ones that? Uh, he tried to share her with the whole club.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, okay hey, that sounds straight out of the movie.
Speaker 1:This is one of my things. I love Bikers. Sons of Anarchy is my favorite show ever still to this day.
Speaker 2:That's why I love Charlie Hunnam, that red scene, red dress scene in the movie hit you, huh A little bit the movie was.
Speaker 1:People are going to go to the movie expecting it to be a big crime action drama, but it's really not.
Speaker 3:I wasn't expecting it to be more documentary than it was it was very documentary in a way, because it was Versus being filmed as a story of a documentary versus more filmed as a documentary. That's basically the difference.
Speaker 2:Was it filmed as a documentary though?
Speaker 3:It was filmed about the story of the documentary versus more than it was filmed as a documentary, though, it was filmed about the story of the documentary versus more than it was filmed as a documentary. Documentary would have live action footage versus the photos.
Speaker 2:Man, did they do cockroach dirty? Did you see that picture of the actual cockroach?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he wasn't as big.
Speaker 1:No yeah.
Speaker 2:They uh, gotta respect the man for saying hey, I love Harleys, I'm going to become a cop, a biker cop, still going to do what I love, just for peace.
Speaker 1:The movie's a depiction. Like I said, coming out of the movie to me was a depiction of how a biker club, biker gang, can start off very just chilling with the guys and shit, and how modern day it's drug running and prostitution and murder and shit Nowadays. That's what it is, that's gang. Yeah, that's what it is, and it's a culture I've always been fascinated with. I love bikes. If I had ridiculous money I'd have a bike right now. Bikes are just. I love bikes. Bikes are just the shit. Only Harleys, though, I don't do no crotch-rocking bullshit.
Speaker 2:You also live in Wisconsin, where you have to say goodbye to it every freaking year. Yeah, winter, no bike. I actually kind of loved that. When they came to October they were like, yeah, nobody was actually riding their bikes, they're just sitting in their cars.
Speaker 4:It's cold out.
Speaker 2:Thank you, Chicago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the three acting was great, but I expect nothing less from Tom Hardy at this point. Tom Hardy is Tom Hardy. He's great.
Speaker 2:I think my favorite character, aside from the main two, was Bruce.
Speaker 1:I like that guy he ran, he got fucking ran the fuck over. That was oh, like that guy he ran, got fucking ran the fuck over. Kind of. That was oh, smack that glass.
Speaker 2:No, that makes me wonder when the hell did the law go into place for helmets Shit, Because he definitely wasn't wearing one when he none of them.
Speaker 1:Half of them don't wear bikes. Half of them.
Speaker 2:It would have saved them, though, don't you think?
Speaker 3:Yeah, possibly Could have Also they didn't need to be driving 80 miles an hour down a 20. That was just Benny. No, that was a lot of them.
Speaker 1:Benny just got away with it, until his gas ran out and he had to wait for the cops to come in. He was like fuck it, you can take me, I get a ride.
Speaker 3:At least I get a ride out of it. Oh my god, that subtle cut after the shovel to the ankle was really that ankle gave when he gave that and I'm kind of disappointed you cut it there. It's like oh bam.
Speaker 2:What do you want? To see the bone come out, or something?
Speaker 3:No, but if you were going to commit to it and actually give a glimpse where the ankle was giving away, commit to the bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah true, true. They've done that more than once in there, yeah, when somebody was getting their ass whooped.
Speaker 1:Look at the opening scene. They cut the shovel hitting them, but then they showed it again later. Here now there's a shovel Backtrack the scene I don't even know why than to give the ankle. I guess they kind of shopped them scenes together pretty well. I like how it turned around and it's like oh, now there's the back to the shovel scene.
Speaker 3:The part that was the most confusing was the jumping around with Jody giving the interview where you could tell it was like where they kind of went back and forth between the time periods of when he was interviewing her. That was a little bit jumbly.
Speaker 2:It's kind of odd how it tied together that way too. The other thing I heard some praises for Because he didn't look that different from still in college to not in college down in Florida.
Speaker 3:That was one of the reviews that were saying it's like you didn't get a good Other than her and the hairstyle change. You didn't get a really good estimate on how long this was True. They kept giving the 1971 when the guy came the first time, but then you didn't hear any other date after that, so you didn't get a rough estimate.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh. I wanted to assume somewhere in the 80s is when it ended Like 81, 82, so a 10-year.
Speaker 3:Yeah, then they went down the floor. It was multiple years, but it didn't necessarily feel that way in a lot of it, true.
Speaker 2:True, true. Well, that's a biker gang for you. Yeah, ride or die.
Speaker 3:With an emphasis on dying the most bogus scene I've seen.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's the new guys, the Youngbloods.
Speaker 3:Starting out as a biker club and the young guns ruin. It sounds like something we're gonna bitch about later. I went over your head a little bit, didn't I hit the thing?
Speaker 2:no, you didn't go over my head, I just oh man, the way things just tie into each other and you don't want them to, but they do anyway. Coincidence is a hell of a big deal.
Speaker 1:I like the sound design. They really nailed the sound design, the bikes and stuff.
Speaker 2:Every time the bikes rode up to one of those hole-in-the-wall bars and you had the fucking bottles rattling. I loved it. I've experienced that myself.
Speaker 3:The guy knew what he was doing, director. He definitely knew what he was doing. He knew.
Speaker 2:Every bar they went to was definitely a biker bar.
Speaker 3:Other than the home base didn't feel as much that. One felt a lot more wide open, for some reason.
Speaker 1:That's a clubhouse, that's a clubhouse.
Speaker 2:You talking about the actual house or are you talking about?
Speaker 3:Where they hung out, where they hung out.
Speaker 1:That's a clubhouse. Yeah, they're usually a little more open. That's where I'll chill. God, it's a disease. I can't watch movies like that. It makes me just want to get my bike, get a bike.
Speaker 3:God, you got a Mustang, leave it alone.
Speaker 2:I can imagine with the fucking helmet on those special goggles he's just got his beard parting.
Speaker 3:Parting like the Red Sea.
Speaker 4:He pulls up to your house and he's doing this to you.
Speaker 2:Shake his head up and down.
Speaker 1:If I had a bike, your mother would hate me. Dean, shut up.
Speaker 2:She would be one of those Midwestern moms that just comes out and whacks you over the head, and nobody would stop her.
Speaker 3:You could throw a plate at her, play it at him. That worked out well.
Speaker 1:Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
Speaker 2:Dude. Tom Hardy's freaking Johnny's relationship with his wife was interesting as hell. Go get some eggs, okay. Okay, you gonna be back later. Oh, fuck you. And that foreshadowing.
Speaker 3:The entire the next 15 minutes after that were all foreshadowing. It's like him having the talk with Cammie.
Speaker 1:He's going saying bye to everyone, like that Kinda.
Speaker 3:I don't think he expected to go out the way he did, which is why he's got that surprised ass face on when he's laying on the ground.
Speaker 2:yet they warned him. He just accepted it, though.
Speaker 1:The only thing that's like well, he did have a gun, but I'm like the guy is in the car, you're just gonna watch that Shit. Do something.
Speaker 3:They weren't expecting him to get shot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to handle it old school ways. One of my favorite scenes when they're getting in the little tussle with the other guys and fucking um, benny runs in and just slugs the guy and they're all fighting and shit. Then it just randomly stops hey, you guys want a beer? I'm like, yeah, that's old school stuff, can't do that nowadays. Someone dies.
Speaker 3:From Gary Indiana Surprised they didn't portray him as more racist. Right, that was a big thing in Gary at that point. Gary's still kind of racist.
Speaker 1:Gary in his ghetto as fuck. I know this shit because my dad was a trucker. He was in Gary many times like oh God.
Speaker 3:It's a hell of a drive-thru.
Speaker 1:Gary is just, excuse me, nothing beats Detroit, though he had to get his chicken through a fucking glass, fucking window.
Speaker 3:I think it's still recording through the thing Chicken through a window.
Speaker 1:What when my a window? What when my dad was in Detroit? They had a bulletproof glass window and they gave it to him through a little hole in the window. That's how he got his food in Detroit, oh food.
Speaker 2:I don't know why the fuck. I was imagining your dad grabbing a whole ass fucking chicken through a window Like a live chicken.
Speaker 1:My dad's been in some areas, boy, and Like a live chicken. My dad's been in some areas, boy, and he's like, ooh, detroit and Scary Movie 4 reference. This is Detroit during the attack, no change.
Speaker 3:Still one of the greatest jokes, still one of the best jokes ever.
Speaker 2:I've never been to Motor City. Couldn't tell you. I've been there. I've been to Michigan. Detroit is such a historic city and it's just fucking. I've never even been to Upper.
Speaker 1:Michigan. Don't go up there. There ain't shit up there. That's a fucking. Is that where your family's at? Not no more, but my sister's still out there? That is a no offense to Upper Youpers, if there's any listening, but I doubt it that. That it's like a Say that one more time. It actually sounds pretty funny.
Speaker 2:Youpers, youpers.
Speaker 3:Upper Peninsula.
Speaker 1:That's almost a third world country. Them fucking people live in shacks. I'm not kidding You're not wrong.
Speaker 2:They live in fucking shacks. Dean, don't like it because there's no internet and they're fucking roads.
Speaker 1:They don't believe in salt trucks. They got fucking road ices this thick on them. Fucking roads in the winter.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's a joke. They throw sand down. I'm like what the fuck? Because the salt is harmful to the environment.
Speaker 3:And chain tires.
Speaker 2:And chain tires, and you don't take the chain tires off either, because you never know when it's gonna fucking snow again.
Speaker 1:And their main hub town to go get city, little town to go get stuff was where my sister used to live, was the closest bigger town was Sault Ste Marie and you could go there. You could go across the little. There's a river. You're in Canada and you're in fucking Canada hey, there's.
Speaker 2:Canada. Over there, you might actually like it Go across the border. Get me some real maple syrup.
Speaker 3:I'm kind of surprised that it isn't that it get me some real maple syrup. I'm kind of surprised that it isn't Canadian at this point. What the? It's not attached to Michigan. It shouldn't be part of Michigan.
Speaker 1:And I don't want it In Wisconsin. We should chop it and just let it go.
Speaker 2:It could be an island. You got a ghost in the house. You got lights turning on and off Paunted Dean do your fucking job.
Speaker 1:It's in my house. Whenever the fucking dehumidifier kicks on, I'm like fuck.
Speaker 2:Well, you got different ghosts in your house. I can't fucking sleep in that basement sometimes.
Speaker 1:Why? Because they're just staring at you like, hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 2:He's got this snowman in the basement right. It just stares at you menacingly like this. It's got that head tilt.
Speaker 3:So it just stares at you. And sometimes so go watch Jack Frost and be happy. Watch Jack Frost, not the one where he's the killer.
Speaker 1:Not the serial killer one, not where he's the killer snowman, not the one with Michael Keaton.
Speaker 2:No, michael Keaton, the one where he, where he becomes a ghost and possesses snowman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that shit.
Speaker 2:Like what the fuck? Great children's story. Yeah, your dad dies. He can still visit you, though you just gotta pretend the snowman is.
Speaker 1:That makes me think of that fucking comedy, because now it makes me think of Snow Day. Remember Snow Day Mm-hmm, where the kids try to fuck up the plow guy so they could have a snow day. Simple times, clementine.
Speaker 2:They have a lot of good movies. You can tell which ones were the adult ones where you had themes like this one to bike riders, where it told you an actual story.
Speaker 4:Stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Then you had the kids ones where you could have this off the wall comedy stuff happening for no fucking reason.
Speaker 1:But it'd still be good. No fucking reason. We've had a very. We'll get back to bike riders at some point. Hopefully I didn't start this tangent. I didn't expect to talk about it that much. We'll get back to it. It's been a good year for movies. It has been so tangent. I didn't expect to talk about it that much. We'll get back to it. But it's been a good year for movies. It has been so far.
Speaker 3:Not according to the White.
Speaker 2:House.
Speaker 1:I will not say.
Speaker 2:Money.
Speaker 1:Not money. Wise Movies I've seen. I've enjoyed a good chunk of them, To be fair, Like I'd have to think of everything we've seen, though, let's be fair, the ones that we actually say and pay money to go see.
Speaker 2:You know, not streaming, or something like that yeah, I haven't enjoyed because we literally meant to go see that and we were like, all right, we'd spend money to see it.
Speaker 1:A couple of bet a couple of better ones that were like. You actually didn't see me and jay me and matt went to see um boy kills world. That was phenomenal.
Speaker 2:I own it now, but I haven't watched it. I watched If and I fucking hate you.
Speaker 4:Which one?
Speaker 2:You're right, because I actually did tear up.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's wrong, that's just wrong yeah.
Speaker 1:Because Ryan Reynolds was her imaginary friend all the time.
Speaker 2:Why did?
Speaker 4:I not see that coming?
Speaker 1:Why did you get boy kills? We've been hyping it up quite a bit.
Speaker 2:I wanted to see it. I just didn't come for it. Shut up. I saw that thought process.
Speaker 1:I did too. I didn't say it. I was like what's it come for, oh boy.
Speaker 2:I heard the giggity coming out of there, giggity, but that one.
Speaker 3:I heard the giggity coming out of there. Giggity, they foreshadowed it. The entire movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they did. What the fuck?
Speaker 1:See, I know I'm trying to think of most of the shit we've seen simply because I know, honest to God, what my lowest tier movie would probably be, even though I don't hate it. But I want to be fair. I'm trying to remember everything we've seen. That's why I'm bothered here. I'm like, hmm, matt's looking it up Boy Kills World. We've seen Godzilla Kong. Did you see Beekeeper? I have not.
Speaker 4:No, I have not seen that one.
Speaker 1:I didn't watch that one.
Speaker 3:We saw Argyle.
Speaker 1:Yep, I enjoyed Argyle. Yep, I enjoyed Argyle, but but um the reasons flopped. Money-wise it flopped.
Speaker 3:It's kind of sad. We know why Dean likes it. That's on record, madam Web. Oh, God.
Speaker 1:Oh God.
Speaker 2:As I mean it's entertaining, but it's not.
Speaker 1:I don't want to bash it because it wasn't as bad as everyone said it was, but it wasn't good either Concept-wise no, it wasn't Plot-wise yes. Yeah, okay, you're doing good. I see, I totally forgot Madam Web. Sorry, madam Web.
Speaker 3:Ghostbusters, frozen Empire Still a great nod.
Speaker 2:I liked it. Nod, I liked it.
Speaker 1:I think they're actually going somewhere with the new stuff you're giving me some ideas, though you're giving me a good, rough estimate of Godzilla and Kong still want my Jet Jaguar. Abigail yes more vampire movies. That's high tier, that's up in the uprush.
Speaker 2:Here. Bring that up. You just saw the trailer for Nosferatu.
Speaker 1:I will bring it up eventually. But yes, I'm on his tan and I'm chill.
Speaker 3:And Fall Guy.
Speaker 1:That's the one that was a little disappointing.
Speaker 4:I liked it, but it wasn't as good as I thought it'd be. You're the same one. I liked it.
Speaker 2:Fall Guy, but it wasn't as good as I thought it'd be.
Speaker 1:You're the same one. I didn't. I'm sorry, I just like I'm not vibing with this. Like I did, like thought I would.
Speaker 2:Fall Guy. Okay, why did I relate more to the uh the engineer, his buddy that sets up all the stunts, than I did him?
Speaker 3:Because that guy's charismatic as fuck. Yeah, he is, I'm taking the X?
Speaker 2:what? No, you're not taking the X he wasn't fucking a big character.
Speaker 3:Guess what? Everybody loved him from Black Panther, so he became.
Speaker 2:I didn't even recognize him from.
Speaker 1:Black Panther. I just liked him because I didn't. I didn't hate Fall Guy at all.
Speaker 2:I enjoyed it, but I didn't hate it either. I put it on for me and my grandma to watch. It didn't.
Speaker 1:I the trailers. I thought I'd vibe with it a lot more than I did I really did. That's why my lowest tier movies so far. Fucking Unicorns, though. Oh God, that was funny, that was hilarious.
Speaker 2:I couldn't stop laughing at it, and neither could my grandma. She's like what is this? What's going on? I was like well, grandma you were born in the 50s and we're a teenager in the 60s and 70s.
Speaker 1:You should, and 70s, you should definitely know what all that was. Well, yeah, probably Fall Guy and Ghostbusters are my lowest. Because it ain't going to be Kong, because I had a lot of fun with that, with Kong Godzilla. That was fun.
Speaker 2:Well, you had another charismatic character.
Speaker 4:Yep.
Speaker 3:All of them Winston Duke.
Speaker 2:Winston Duke.
Speaker 1:WD what you doing All of the, and we still got so many more. Yep, WD what you doing All of the uh, and we still got fucking. We still got so many more. How was Beekeeper?
Speaker 3:The concept was good, execution Okay Did it actually turn into like a gory superhero movie.
Speaker 2:What Beekeeper? No, no it didn't.
Speaker 3:It was a Jason Statham movie, jason Statham. So action-y but that's who he was Fan casted. As I knew, winston Duke was fan casted in the Legend of Oxmuck and somebody went and did it. They wanted him as Gilmore and I bought it.
Speaker 2:Okay, wait, did anybody? We all have Netflix, right.
Speaker 3:No, you don't have Netflix, right? No, you don't have Netflix. No, I'm not paying money for that He'll share. I barely want to pay money for I can't share I can't share shit. Well, they cut everything out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't share that shit no more.
Speaker 2:That's why I have my own now. I watched Atlas.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 2:Atlas. It was pretty good. It's about an AI going rogue, fucking, turning into terrorists and genociding people because it got into someone's head, where she ends up bonding with a new AI, basically made on the same concept that her mother was originally intending.
Speaker 3:I may cut Disney Plus when my debit card expires.
Speaker 2:The only thing I have been watching on Disney Plus has been Doctor who, and even that has been Cringeworthy. I won't say cringe, it just doesn't feel right. It feels more like the 14th Doctor again, but it's trying to be more 10 and 11 story-wise, but it's not getting there. I haven't watched any of it so I don't know. That's right, I'm the only who fan here. I watched it the.
Speaker 1:Whovian, I watched Atlas. Oh, yeah, it, I watched Atlas. I remember now. I would have thought you watched it because it's J-Lo.
Speaker 3:It's Jennifer Lopez you just need to say the main character I saw trailers for it.
Speaker 1:I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4:J-Lo liked it, but I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 2:J-Lo is not a good actress. I do like my sci-fi movies.
Speaker 1:It's 18% on Raps.
Speaker 3:I'm like J-Lo's best movie role. I do not care for those percentages. And you know it, j-lo's best movie role still has been the what was it? The wedding planner, basically, basically wedding planner, yeah, or she played the love interest, basically still her best role. Was she an itch? No, that was, uh, eva mendez.
Speaker 1:ah, yeah, I like ryan gosling's wife if there's a my tell for how into a movie I am is normally um, like I can use, like I said, that's how you can tell you were in the writers, because you got pissed off at a death. Yeah, if I get pissed off.
Speaker 3:I'm really into it. He would have gotten pissed off anyway once Tom Hardy died.
Speaker 2:Not Tom Hardy Also, how's he going to feel when it comes to Venom 3?
Speaker 1:He not going to die, they not going to do it.
Speaker 3:Are you sure you called it the last dance?
Speaker 2:Something's going to end it ain symbiote that dies no Could be we are.
Speaker 3:Venom.
Speaker 2:I don't think so. They're still trying to roll on with that stupid Sonyverse. They're not gonna kill the symbiote.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're canceling it, are they? Nobody's going to see it.
Speaker 1:Boycotts all around. They're just gonna fucking bring Andrew and Toby back.
Speaker 4:Which they should have done already.
Speaker 1:But um no, my thing for like, like. I won't say Atlas was trash, it's J-Lo. I got some bias, there's some bias, but if I'm watching like this with my phone I'm not that into it.
Speaker 2:I intended to put it on in the background while I was doing other things.
Speaker 1:That's my cue for every movie. I'm like I'm not that into this, I'm kind of just watching but also fucking with my phone. That is everything. Everything.
Speaker 2:Because I would be on Prime watching my anime but Prime's fucked up my subs Prime done Like it's two or three episodes back, subbing the episode that's on Amazon. I'm like how the fuck do you do that?
Speaker 1:Amazon. I have never in my life watched an anime on Amazon, Well I have Crunchyroll, high Dive Max, all through Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2:It's all one stop.
Speaker 1:Well, that's all I watch is fucking anime shit at this point.
Speaker 4:Nah.
Speaker 2:I flip-flop I flip-flop now, Like I have some things coming out on Netflix. Oh, I'm probably the only one that watched it. Uh, Ultraman Rising I didn't watch it. You probably would have liked it.
Speaker 3:I got through two and a half seasons of Food Wars and I think I'm done.
Speaker 1:I told you that gets old man.
Speaker 2:I told you I can't even watch one episode.
Speaker 1:I can't even watch one episode the story is better than you would think, but it gets. After a while it's like okay we're in another food competition.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's what the thing is based off of. I understand that. It's just like you know what they need to do for that show did you at least see my favorite character? Let's see that does little to help me on who it is. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1:If you see, Rindo, she's the one that cooks exotic food.
Speaker 3:How exotic alligator and shit. That's who I think it is. I think I've seen her.
Speaker 4:She's got the red hair and she's a little nuts.
Speaker 3:Okay, thank you for describing a lot about yourself. Yes, I've seen her, but she's not a main character yet.
Speaker 1:No, she's part of the On the fucking council. Yep, oh, a funny thing. I can say this for Food Wars. There's a character in there that, because you know, jj and Levi fucking love it they love Food Wars, I don't love it like them. There's a character they say is me and I still die every time he's gonna die. They're like you know who you are, my man, you're Ishki, the guy who cooks naked.
Speaker 4:Like yeah thanks guys.
Speaker 2:Look at that.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's Dean, you know. Considering you've actually told me you're cooking burgers naked, I actually technically I could, because the camera don't work no more, because we don't got security, no more. Oh my God, why don't admit that? Yeah, you know me. I don't care.
Speaker 4:Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1:Whatever I'm, just I don't care.
Speaker 2:They should know me by now You're the star of the show. They're going to find out where you live before us.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, what are they going to do? Come attack my house because I don't have fucking security.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're going to go in there and pet the dogs Great.
Speaker 1:Great.
Speaker 2:Sadie's going to lead them around. This is my toy here. This is where I go poop, I go poop. This is where Dean gives me cookies. Can you give me?
Speaker 1:cookie Two and a half. I was wondering. I was like maybe Matt can finish it, maybe he can. He's like I don't think I'm going to be able to. No.
Speaker 3:I just ruined it for myself.
Speaker 4:I read ahead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I fucking hate when I do that.
Speaker 1:I do that, I'll be watching a show.
Speaker 2:It'll stop at a certain arc and I'm like what the fuck happens next? And I look it up and I start reading it.
Speaker 3:I did the same with Eminence and Shadow, but I don't think that's ever getting another season. Yeah that's in limbo one, two got two seasons right yeah, I don't know if it's getting a one, it should get that fucking third it better get that third, because it's back in the real world nope, don't get on that, nope, don't get on that, nope, don't get on that, and the manga isn't actually don't get on what my favorite animated season.
Speaker 1:You know what it is. I'm not gonna get on it you mean the thing that you just got 7 books 7, 8 books of yeah, I got all the
Speaker 2:books, windbreaker oh, didn't I tell you to watch that that's my shit.
Speaker 1:it's fighting, dude, it's just fighting, and I'm in the fucking shit. Told you I didn't even watch it.
Speaker 2:I'd just seen the preview for it and I was like, oh yeah, I should tell Dean to watch this. It's very him.
Speaker 1:I have all the books now.
Speaker 3:I'm just enjoying Mushoku Tenzai's too much. That's my bitch.
Speaker 1:I like I'm so fucking happy. Yes, you should have Me and him got. It's not as good on phone like messaging, but me and him got into a very big anime discussion. It lasted for like two hours. We were discussing two animes. I thought they were similar and I'm like we're going to discuss this.
Speaker 3:It was good, freiren and Mushakaten.
Speaker 1:I told JJ to watch Freiren. He's like I might have seen that. No, I haven't. I'll have to watch it.
Speaker 2:Oh, people have actually admitted that they look like they would be in similar universes.
Speaker 1:It's because I only connect them because of the fantasy, the fantasy element. They're very different. Me and Matt discussed it. They're very different, but really good though. Really good, both really good.
Speaker 3:We are definitely off tangent now.
Speaker 1:Bike Riders was great there. You should have known it was going to happen. I should have warned ahead of time. It's a Bike Riders episode.
Speaker 2:You did warn it multiple times.
Speaker 1:It's going to be a Bike Riders review, but at the same time I should have warned there's not a lot to talk about.
Speaker 2:I should have warned.
Speaker 1:It's going to be a bike riders review, but at the same time there's not a lot to talk about. I should have warned it's going to be an hour to a random.
Speaker 2:It's not like we're in an actual biker gang. You don't want me to do it? Fine, I'll go ask my boss. Hey, you gotta watch this movie and tell me what you think as an actual bike rider.
Speaker 1:But I knew it was going to turn into a bunch of random bullshit, which is fine. It't going to be. I knew it was going to turn into a bunch of random bullshit, which is fine. I was like it's going to turn into random spitball and shit, which is fine. It's kind of a filler episode.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 6.5 out of 10.
Speaker 1:I give it a 7 to 8 range Anywhere between there. I liked it a lot. You got to warn people If they're going expecting a big action set piece. That's not what it is. I didn't get action. Some people are thinking it's going to be a big crime drama.
Speaker 3:I expected more drama. I expected more drama, not necessarily.
Speaker 1:I didn't expect any of that. It turned out to be kind of documentary.
Speaker 3:They played enough. It's like all those big scenes were Benny getting beat up in the bar, burn the bar down. I was expecting a little bit more drama-esque.
Speaker 1:But it was really In a way. It was kind of hanging out with the Bros movie. Yeah, In a way.
Speaker 4:In a way.
Speaker 1:In a way, are you probably going to end up seeing it again? I already bought the tickets. I want to see it again.
Speaker 3:I mean, there wasn't much other options this week.
Speaker 2:I really know. What do you have? Everything you've already seen, right.
Speaker 3:They saw the Watchers last week. I didn't go to that one. It was Watchers or Inside Out 2. What the hell is Watchers, Watchers? Is the not Keira Knightley, Dakota Fanning stuck in a Directed by M Night Shyamalan's daughter.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, that movie got tore apart. That's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that movie got tore apart Inside Out 2. Yep, go see that one.
Speaker 3:Did you see it? No, I didn't. My mom did What'd she think Anxiety is a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:Pun intended, isn't Anxiety? A real brown color too.
Speaker 3:Orange and brown. Orange and brown they did that on purpose. Very nerdy.
Speaker 2:I'm more for nostalgia, nostalgia. I thought was funny In that little tidbit we got of her Nostalgia it's just an old woman. I was like why you gotta make nostalgia an old woman. Okay, that's right.
Speaker 3:I got some choices next week, though Fuck, why play Horizon, the American Saga, the?
Speaker 2:Western. Why do I actually really want to see those Horizon?
Speaker 3:I mean, it's Kevin Costner.
Speaker 2:I'm really in for a good Western.
Speaker 3:It's Kevin Costner doing Dances with Wolves inspired. Why does that movie? Keep getting redone. Yeah, it's Kevin Costner doing Dances with Wolves inspired.
Speaker 1:Why does that movie keep getting redone yeah?
Speaker 2:They redid it how many times have we brought up, how many times have we brought up, dancing with Wolves over our podcast?
Speaker 3:Not as much as Harry Potter, and yet to actually have an episode. Yeah, we got Quiet Place. Then, maxine, the week after I'm kind of excited for Fly Me to the Moon, even though it's going to look weird as fuck Channing Tatum and Scarlett Johansson faking the moon landing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I thought that would be good. I thought the reasoning behind it was actually perfect. It's like oh yeah, we did fake the moon landing, but we did go to the moon. We faked it just in case we couldn't. Yeah, that's an interesting concept. That's great. I love it, because now they can shut people up Sort of, but nobody's going to believe it. No, nobody's going to believe it.
Speaker 3:It's end of July where things are, where we get to have our fun movies coming. July, July, July, the end of July.
Speaker 2:July and August.
Speaker 3:You, you are fucked. I'm not Cause it's Twisters, deadpool, wolverine, cuckoo, borderlands, alien, romulus Crow, you're the one that's fucked.
Speaker 2:I don't care about Cuckoo. Your pocket is gonna be, uh, seeing moths. Going to be seeing moths.
Speaker 1:Cuckoo is brought. Just me and Jay. You already said you will not see that. That's a straight up weird horror. That's a horror movie. Cuckoo is a horror movie I showed him. Have you seen the trailer?
Speaker 4:He's like oh no.
Speaker 1:Is there another one kind?
Speaker 2:of like Voodoo and Tarot.
Speaker 1:No I have no idea what that Tarot is. It's a piece of poop, but I have no idea what it is.
Speaker 2:I almost bought it on Vudu. No, it's a waste of time, don't?
Speaker 1:waste your money on it. It's a fucking cliche horror movie. That's just bad.
Speaker 2:So it tried the final destination you.
Speaker 1:It's just bad, kind of. It's so fucking bad. Cuckoo's fucking Dan Stevens being fucking nuts. That's why I'm in the cuckoo. Those are the big ones. The other one again, this will not. Matt might know what it is, but this will not interest him at all. But I think it's July. It's called Long Legs. It's Nicolas.
Speaker 3:Cage as a serial killer.
Speaker 1:I need to see that. That marketing for that fucking movie is fucking iconic. They are pushing that fucking movie and apparently it's Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 3:I showed you it's the same week as Maxine. It's a couple feature maybe.
Speaker 1:But it's Nicolas Cage being fucking nuts and he hasn't been in the trailer yet. No, you haven't even seen him you hear him talk. No, you just hear his voice and it's like whoa, nick, what are you doing?
Speaker 3:No, or it's the same week as Fly Me to the Moon, but yeah, that's Great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that's the, Then we're kind of calm again. That's the rush. I think we're kind of calm then Sure calm, Movie-wise calm.
Speaker 3:Then it gets busy around October and Thanksgiving again. That's when Kraven, Venom 3, and all of them come out. Oh, Kraven.
Speaker 1:The Hunter oh.
Speaker 2:God Does anything come around December 8th.
Speaker 3:December 8th yeah.
Speaker 4:Why.
Speaker 3:Joe.
Speaker 1:J's trying to find see if he gets a birthday movie. Kraven's in the ballpark, I think it's like no that one comes around Christmas.
Speaker 2:I thought yeah, no, I think.
Speaker 3:December's Christmas era. J December era, J December 8th.
Speaker 4:Uh-huh, oh no.
Speaker 2:Let the irony roll. I can already see it in your face.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh. So the three movies, one of which doesn't have a trailer, so I won't mention that one, that one's Night Bitch, that has Amy Adams in it, but we don't have a trailer for that one yet. Night Bitch, night Bitch that's literally what the title was called.
Speaker 2:Why does it sound like a fucking porn movie.
Speaker 3:Could be, I don't know. The movies that come out before it, though, are Moana 2 and Wicked.
Speaker 2:I'm fucked, neither one I have a real interest in. You're welcome, see Moana 2,. I didn't think we needed the two. You're welcome.
Speaker 3:God damn it. The end of the year is so fucked. And Wicked definitely didn't fucking need you get Nosferatu to end the year? Hey, to highlight, to hopefully cap off this fucking mess that's before it. Mufasa, oh God, kraven, hey, then you got Night Bitch Moana.
Speaker 2:Glade Hold on, hold on Mufasa and Kraven in like the same. It could be a crossover.
Speaker 3:I don't think Sonic 3 is going to come out in December. Even though it's listed, I haven't seen anything for it. I think it's going to get pushed back. Come out on my birthday, that would be so amazing. Well, that's December 24th, that's right before Christmas, damn it. However, lord of the Rings Rohirrim does come out, and that is produced by Warner Brothers, so I have hopes.
Speaker 1:Is that a live action?
Speaker 3:or anime, that's a cartoon. Then Gladiator 2 and Red 1. Red 1's the Dwayne Rock Johnson movie again. Oh no, it's in the same franchise as, whatever, the one he just did with Reynolds and Gil Gadot. On Netflix it's the red one, but Gladiator 2, nobody knows what the fuck's going to happen with that one.
Speaker 2:It shouldn't have two attached to it.
Speaker 3:No, it shouldn't Two Russell Crowe.
Speaker 2:Did the director there do the same?
Speaker 1:Ridley Scott, I think, is directing it. He's at least producing it.
Speaker 3:I don't think he's directing it. He's at least producing it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think he had anything to do with the story.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised he's even attaching his name. So do we want to keep on the miscellaneous bitching or do we want to go into our thought process on stuff we could be doing?
Speaker 2:I mean, we're already doing miscellaneous bitching.
Speaker 3:Okay, do we address the big elephant in the room then, oh God, no, well, if we really want to force it. Oh, such a tiny thread.
Speaker 4:I love it.
Speaker 1:You're welcome.
Speaker 2:Leave us a way, Dean.
Speaker 1:He's the only one that watched it. Ridley Scott is directing Gladiator 2. He's directing it.
Speaker 3:The first four episodes, our sacrificial lamb, that is the cult of Disney, the first four episodes Of Disney's newest try At Star Wars.
Speaker 1:The Acolyte are out oh.
Speaker 2:The last show wasn't as bad as this.
Speaker 3:What was the last show? Again, it's all a blur. At this point it actually is.
Speaker 2:What was their last show?
Speaker 3:Was it.
Speaker 2:Ahsoka.
Speaker 1:Ahsoka.
Speaker 2:Their last show wasn't as bad as this.
Speaker 3:Not based on reporting.
Speaker 1:I don't know what they're doing anymore.
Speaker 3:It's produced by Leslie Hedlund.
Speaker 2:I will not mention her last job will not mention her last job nope, that's controversy all hell at this point oh god, what the fuck was her last job? Personal secretary to Harvard Weinstein now we know how she got the job. She knows what she's doing there. She definitely knows the hook tool, the hook tool.
Speaker 4:No don't bring that up.
Speaker 3:Even I'm aware of that.
Speaker 1:You gotta hit the hook tool and spit on that thing. Every man's like where is she?
Speaker 3:It's all about that feminism, but she knows what the hook to it is let's freshen my meme database, jeez.
Speaker 1:Every man on TikTok. Where is she? I must meet her. Sorry, I didn't expect hook to it.
Speaker 3:I'm not usually that fresh in memes. God damn it. And that one's just there, oh.
Speaker 2:God, is it that one's just there, oh God.
Speaker 3:I rolled a 20 on that one. Nope, it's not a popular tag on my meme site, so I can't search by it.
Speaker 2:They're making shirts already.
Speaker 3:Of course they are I gotta go a little bit.
Speaker 2:All right, lead us through each episode you actually watched. We did not, because we didn't.
Speaker 3:No, I refuse to be part of the statistic that Disney is using.
Speaker 1:Damn it I am.
Speaker 2:Just lead us through it. You're honest, okay, maybe not totally honest opinion.
Speaker 1:No, I will be honest. The show has elements that could be a good show. Honest to god could be a good show. There's again, there's night. There's good characters in it.
Speaker 2:There's characters I like but the show was supposed to be set before kotor, that's any old republic.
Speaker 1:Right, it's uh like a hundred, it's like a hundred years before Skywalker Saga. Oh, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:They got a drink already. It's like 100 years. Which makes sense, because it's probably just a better blowjob.
Speaker 1:It takes place like 100 years before Skywalker Saga.
Speaker 3:The start of the episode, when Osha and May are still kids, takes place a hundred years before.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Then they jump skip a little bit to when they're older.
Speaker 1:They're like, hey, calm down Thunder. It's like, so you're telling me when they're older, you know then it's roughly 80 years before Phantom Menace.
Speaker 2:Yeah because they're like 16. So Plagueis already exists.
Speaker 3:He is human, so, no, no, I don't know when Plagueis was born.
Speaker 2:Well, obviously that doesn't fucking matter anymore, because they put somebody in the show that was.
Speaker 3:We'll get there.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me go by episode. It opens with an assassin killing a Jedi.
Speaker 3:Killing a Jedi with. You can tell them who it is, so maybe you won't watch it ever again.
Speaker 1:Who's the assassin? May Osha's twin.
Speaker 3:I already foreshadowed that.
Speaker 1:One's evil, one's good. Osha was a former Padawan that left the Order and May.
Speaker 2:Yes, because the one that left the Order is going to become evil Instantly. No, may didn never joined the order, maiden was thought to be dead when she burned down.
Speaker 1:I'll get to it, it's explained later. So she kills the first Jedi that's her target With a glorified butter knife.
Speaker 3:I'm not kidding. Kill Trinity with a butter, knife, butter knife In the first ten minutes.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? She used force on a knife or something.
Speaker 1:No, she had the lightsaber and she threw one of her knives at a bartender and she used the force to save him and while she was doing that, she threw the knife and it hit her in the heart. I'm like it was so fucked. And they throw around the term Jedi Master so lightly and I'm like that's not no fucking master. Get the fuck out of here they. Oh my God, I'm like these are not masters, these are fodder your Jedi Masters did?
Speaker 2:they have the little tail thing going around their ear? There's a fucking Wookiee in there with a fucking. He doesn't count, he's wearing clothes. He's not a Wookiee, he don't even fight. He doesn't count, he's wearing clothes.
Speaker 1:He's not a Wookiee, he don't even fight, he gets off screened.
Speaker 3:What? My favorite comparison for the Wookiee, though, is he just looks like the. What famous movie has the Sasquatch? Sasquatch meets family he looks like him. Yeah, that's what everybody's going to do. This just looks like Discount what's his name? And, like I can see it, that's all it looks like. It doesn't look like Chewbacca.
Speaker 2:That's sad. No wonder they off-screened him and then I got a joke for that, because it was such a nice movie as a kid that when they try and reference him now it's all just bullshit. Even Robot Chicken did it.
Speaker 1:The first episode got me laughing. I'm sorry my folks ain't home Got me laughing so fucking loud. They're doing a goddamn scene. Man had me dying. Wish they could see me right now. Fucking, close your eyes and envision the force. It's fucking alien. It's just eyes wide the fuck open. I'm like it's bad when you watch it. He can't close them at all, he's just staring off into space.
Speaker 3:All I know is a butter knife has a higher kill ratio than a lightsaber. At this point, one for one.
Speaker 2:Seriously, because every time a lightsaber goes through somebody, they end up healing it later on.
Speaker 3:Well, that was the joke I sent. That was the. What was the reviews I sent him? It's like, oh, I got to go find it. I'll read it word for word, like I did for.
Speaker 1:Oh God, that was funny.
Speaker 2:That was funny the fuck is his race that he can't close his eyes? He's like a guido. He's like a yellow Guido.
Speaker 1:They have eyelids. He can't close them, he's just standing there.
Speaker 3:Okay, so reviewing the episode, Is that the fucking?
Speaker 1:production crew. Forget that. Maybe there's a big old booty out the window or some shit. He's like ooh, you were in the costume.
Speaker 3:Quote number one I enjoy going back to a world where lightsabers are deadly again. This is a post-Wookiee kill, oh. Post-wookiee kill, oh. Then he came up with this one. You see, slashing is the way to go. Slashing causes all the damage. Stabbing only works on doors and Qui-Gon.
Speaker 2:Jins, sorry, qui-gon, we respect you, do we?
Speaker 1:But you're no longer a part of the Jedi Order. Oh God, so May gets taken. Osha gets taken into custody for May's crime, and shit. What is her name, osha?
Speaker 2:Osha and.
Speaker 1:May Osha Osha Like think like warehouse.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's a violation, Like warehouse safety.
Speaker 1:She works for warehouse safety. She's headed at. Oh my God, I never thought of that. That just clicked now.
Speaker 2:How many times you had to say it for me to be like?
Speaker 1:Osha, oh god nice name.
Speaker 2:No wonder her fucking character is shit. Jesus, fucking Christ, osha, hey, look Dean's on the cover.
Speaker 3:I believe it. Do you skateboard?
Speaker 1:I never got into that, so they take.
Speaker 3:Osha into custody. Only one of those characters is dead.
Speaker 2:Owen, why'd I have to actually stare at each picture to realize the top one is the one with the knife? Yep, I was looking for the lightsaber in that one, yep, oh.
Speaker 1:God, episode 2. But Osha, they take Osha in and the main Jedi is Master Sol, who's the guy from Squid Game. I actually like him a lot. He's a very plays, a very convincing Jedi. I like him a lot. That's one of the things I do like.
Speaker 2:I've heard nothing bad about his character.
Speaker 3:No, I like him, the only thing the problem is. All I know is his accent is very thick.
Speaker 4:The ways of the things I do, like I've heard nothing bad about his character.
Speaker 3:No, I like him. The only thing. The problem is this All I know is his accent is very thick.
Speaker 1:The ways of the Jedi and he has that.
Speaker 2:Is he?
Speaker 3:using like his own accent or is he using like Well it's kind of hard to hide an Asian accent that deep. Okay, but I like him, I have no problem with that I like him quite a bit.
Speaker 1:And then episode two is kind of just them trying to Osha's soul's former Padawan, and she left the Order. She fixes ships in her spare time, but soul. Fire and space, yep. Then we get into the stuff where people started really turning the show. Episode three is a fucking kind of flashback to Osha and Mace's story, the witches and them explaining the Force as a threat.
Speaker 1:Here we go. Me personally didn't get as mad as other people, because that is their interpretation of the Force. Everyone interprets the Force different, but the Osha and Mei were conceived by the Force. There was no father. There's only one other person in Star Wars lore that is conceived by the Force and that is Anakin Skywalker, and they are cheapening him a little bit by making that possible, which has got me in an uproar. I don't like that.
Speaker 2:I know you, or at least, are big on TikTok. Do you know that guy that dresses up as Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan? Yes, he did a skit on that and Anakin's just sitting there like.
Speaker 1:I'm the chosen one, I'm the special one.
Speaker 3:What the fuck. The online defense for this is that the Coven can only make females. That is the online defense for it. And that's just how they continue their line because they don't have the chromosome to make males Anakin's special, because he was created by the force and it can only they know what they did.
Speaker 1:They know they pissed a lot of people.
Speaker 3:They're doing a very loose online defense of trying to defend it.
Speaker 4:It's like you didn't think about that when you were doing it.
Speaker 2:We don't care about how or why we care.
Speaker 1:It's cheapening Anakin's whole story. We don't care about the science behind it.
Speaker 2:Oddly enough, we care that you did it. Then the they have this whole cloning process. Embryos are a fucking thing in the Star Wars universe. You could have done it a whole fucking different way.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, may starts a fire. The Jedi, come it's Sol the Jedi. She first killed Dorbin, who she made, who May made, kill himself in episode 2. I forgot to mention, but he killed himself.
Speaker 3:He's in such a traumatic state he drank the poison willingly.
Speaker 1:And I still don't know what the fuck he did. She didn't touch him. I still don't know what the fuck he did.
Speaker 3:I'm like, yeah, they haven't explained anything on why he's so distressed.
Speaker 1:I destroyed that coven and I will get to it. It makes no sense. I'm like you got to explain what he did, man. There's no way. We still. But uh, may, it's. Yeah, it's only episode four, it's four episodes. But May is the Jedi. Come the four that she's hunting, sol, the Wookiee, dorbin and uh, I forgot her name the girl, the first one she killed. I don't know anymore Her name, whatever, but she comes in.
Speaker 2:This sounds just as confusing as fucking, uh, Madam Web.
Speaker 1:It's not that confusing, Remember. I'm trying to explain it. I'm trying to give you the plot point so you at least understand a little bit. But May gets pissed that the Jedi come and they want to take the girls and be Jedi. It's apparently law that the Jedi have the right to test the kids and if they're willing to take them.
Speaker 2:I've seen a trailer for that scene.
Speaker 3:In the Become a Jedi. That's not the way it's portrayed initially. It seems like the Jedi are just coming.
Speaker 1:Oh, your kid's a force-sensitive, Come on kidnap.
Speaker 3:That's the way they portray it.
Speaker 1:Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 3:And that's the way the Coven says it. But no, they do test them and they have the option to do it, yes it sounds really bad.
Speaker 2:That actually is lore, though that's how a lot of people actually felt In the books and stuff too.
Speaker 3:But every book that you ever read says the kid has the choice. They don't want to take the kid if they have an attachment. Obi-wan chose to go with them. Yeah, the people that they more force to be the Jedi are orphans. If you're an orphan, they heavily more suggest it towards you because they don't have the attachment. But if you're part of a family, if you're too old, they won't do it Even.
Speaker 1:Anakin was given a choice, but it was a little different because he was the chosen one. So they were like come on, come on, come on, come on, I got some candy, Come on.
Speaker 3:But he also wanted to be a Jedi, which is the same thing. So.
Speaker 2:May wants to stay.
Speaker 3:He wanted the power.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So May wants with the coven, Osha wants to leave and be a Jedi.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so she, mae, lies and fakes the test and fails the test on purpose, and so she can stay. Mae um Osha cannot, and she eventually passes because she wants to go. And she says she wants to be a Jedi, yadda, yadda. So Mae throws a temper tantrum, threatens to kill her sister and burns the whole place the fuck down. There might be more to that.
Speaker 3:Which isn't fully explained yet, but somehow all they really showed is that the fire lit concrete on fire. Yeah, and I'm like what's going on.
Speaker 1:This logic is killing me and I don't even follow logic like Matt does. Even me, like damn. They haven't revealed.
Speaker 2:I board around logic and stupidity.
Speaker 1:Well, my thing first. I'm like Mae, are you okay? My sister's leaving me because she wants to pursue different things.
Speaker 3:I'm going to kill everyone Now. Remember this for the next episode. I'm sorry, spider-man, you're coming in handy, though, so remember that she threatened to kill her sister, lit her stuff on fire and set the building on fire, unintentionally or intentionally.
Speaker 2:We don't know. Alright, I'm definitely pirating this just because I'm not giving Disney the. And then, oh boy, the way you're describing it is. I have to watch to make my own I talked to them.
Speaker 1:They're going to the where the Wookiee is, the Last Jedi Alive, to Outside of Sol. Outside of Sol, the Last Jedi Alive last Jedi alive because she killed two out of the four at this point to go and see him because he's the last one. So they figure May will, but he's in solitary.
Speaker 2:Wookiee in solitary.
Speaker 1:He's on a planet that's, in a way, forest. It's kind of like Kashyyyk, which is funny. If he wanted solitary, he should have gone back to Kashyyyk.
Speaker 3:That's what Wookiees do.
Speaker 1:So they go to his solitary. He should have gone back to Kashyyyk. Yeah, that's what Wookiees do, but uh, so they go to his.
Speaker 2:They go to his planet.
Speaker 1:And May has this little companion that's with her. That, um, that made the poison for her. It's kind of like her assistant and we'll get to him, but there is a guy pulling the strings ordering May around.
Speaker 3:We haven't gotten to May's master yet we will get to him.
Speaker 2:I just had a small idea in my head which I am both hating and loving at the same time, oh boy.
Speaker 1:So they go to this planet and May had me just like. This is what? In episode two she found out her twin, may, thought Osha was alive and was dead, and vice versa. Osha thought May was dead, and all that. But they see each other face to face in um, and that's, I'm not bullshit. They see each other face to face, yada, yada. And then they touch on it later they're like, oh whoa, we're both alive. We see each other, yada, yada. So they're on this planet. She kind of Mei betrays the guy she's with because they both work for the same master, and he's hung up and said what are you doing, mae? Yada, yada, blah, blah, blah. And I shit you not? Almost cried, laughing. She said my sister's alive. I'm done with this. Now I'm good. Now I'm like I can't do this.
Speaker 2:It's fucking Mae being the one who.
Speaker 1:No, just randomly out of the blue Eh.
Speaker 3:I'm good. No, that's the thing. Okay, she snapped, wanted to kill her sister, set her things on fire. 17 years later of no contact with her oh, she's alive, I'm good now.
Speaker 1:I'm fine. I'm going to be good now. Tantrum's done. I killed two Jedi.
Speaker 2:That's okay. What are you doing? There's not what. I'm not sure. The gears in my head are turning right now.
Speaker 1:You expect me to care, and I'm not exaggerating and I haven't brought up many good things because there's not many. I like Soul. I thought it had a good concept at first, but their execution and writing is so fucking bad.
Speaker 3:As far as I can tell, at the end of the episode they finally reveal the guy with the red lightsaber yeah, who's manipulating everything in his OSHA's mask. His helmet is like an Imperial helmet but he's got like a smile and teeth it looks like Ichigo's fucking bleach mask, just with the holes cut out for the teeth instead of it. Straight up looks like it. That was my bleach reference.
Speaker 2:Has my face changed since we? I feel like I'm stuck. My face is stuck.
Speaker 3:No, you were cringing more a little bit ago.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's getting back to normal.
Speaker 3:You'll find a picture of it.
Speaker 2:That is her master Get the fuck out of here, that's.
Speaker 3:But he's not a Sith Yep, but he's not a Sith Red lightsaber and all and strong enough to push how many Jedi off a cliff.
Speaker 1:Five, or it was like six or seven. That's how the episode ends. And soul being master level, I'm like.
Speaker 3:But it can't be a Jedi, because of whose appearance?
Speaker 1:Kiandi Mundi, who is?
Speaker 3:not supposed to be alive? Who, according to the existing Legends, lore, is not born yet. Also, has the famous line of Sith have been extinct for a millennia.
Speaker 1:So they can't. Who's this? Then? They gotta have him redo lines. For what movie did he say that in?
Speaker 3:Episode 1.
Speaker 1:They gotta redo that scene, except for that one guy.
Speaker 3:It's like Sith Abandonment for a millennia, except 80 years ago there was this one guy.
Speaker 4:There's this one guy.
Speaker 2:They gotta make him so much older.
Speaker 3:But the online excuse is he's not a. He's obviously not a sith, because then kiari wouldn't have said it well what that's not your redeeming factor in this he has a red lightsaber, he looks evil.
Speaker 2:The only thing I'm gonna give him is sure he doesn't have to be a sith, but he's obviously enough force sensitive that he's chosen one side of the force and the whole concept of how the lightsaber, because his saber is bleeding.
Speaker 3:Yes, that is the concept. It's like he has a red lightsaber. He is a Sith. He embraces the dark side of everything. So he is a Sith he chose that side.
Speaker 2:But Balon his favorite character that they've created.
Speaker 3:Embraced dark tendencies but had an orange lightsaber.
Speaker 1:Yep Balon's embraced dark tendencies but had an orange lightsaber, so he was not a Sith, and since Ray Stevenson passed away, sadly, we'll probably never get any more of Balin. We might get Shin Hati, though, but no Balin. They don't know what they're doing. But my point is they've given me characters I like. Like them, Obi-Wan gave me Vader back. They've given me pieces of things I like.
Speaker 2:If I ever met somebody in charge here, I would definitely ask them what is with the character creation of him, the mask, what the fuck did you just watch you know, are you like?
Speaker 1:that's too edged. Lord Jesus Christ, that's fucking not even cool. There's a level.
Speaker 2:No, you gave him a red lightsaber and you're giving him this fucked up, fucking helmet.
Speaker 1:Would you?
Speaker 2:watch episode 8, 9 and think, oh hey, I kind of like really where Kylo?
Speaker 1:Ren went. I didn't think Kylo's design was bad. No, it's not.
Speaker 2:I didn't think Kylo Ren's or think of Kylo Ren's mask, and then look at that and be like, oh, we just made it. I did not.
Speaker 1:I actually was hyped for Kylo's design. I liked that his lightsaber crystal was like the upside down inverted cross and shit. I like Kylo Ren's design. But I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like Kylo, but they made it you took Kylo and made it edgier.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's make it edgy, let's make it-. Oh, but here the funniest part Watch, watch, watch that be his character.
Speaker 2:The funniest part they and he's going to end up being just like Todd where he was betrayed by the force and now he's trying to do everything he can to fuck with it.
Speaker 3:Right now there's two online theories on who the edgelord is the master, the master.
Speaker 2:You know what? We're going to coin that fucking term for him if nobody else has.
Speaker 1:It's what you call him, the master.
Speaker 2:Lord fits real well with the Sith Edgelord.
Speaker 1:That'sgelord. All we know is he likes to collect things. I'm like that's okay, I collect things, it's me. He's probably got a wall of pops in his mill here that makes sense for the mask.
Speaker 2:now it's very anime-esque.
Speaker 3:So the online theory is that the Edgelord is the dumb assistant who's with Osho, who she just tripped and trapped, and whoever who. I would hate, which would be utter bullshit.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I'm like this guy, no way. They'd basically be taking what Jar Jar was and making it successful. That's the idea. Jar Jar's dumbness and clumsiness.
Speaker 2:You guys know me, I rarely hate anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you're just hating this and you haven't even watched it. That's funny.
Speaker 3:That's something I rarely just have, and they've been lying about the show from the beginning.
Speaker 2:I have no problem with lesbians and shit like that being a centerpiece of the story because, believe it or not, stories do revolve around people like that.
Speaker 3:I didn't even get to the online theory and if that happens, they just buried Star Wars. That I told you this morning, oh it's another force baby. No, the online theory is that Shmi's in the coven Anakin's mother. If they retcon that, disney will burn.
Speaker 2:It would explain how she became a slave, though, Because they never really did oh episode.
Speaker 1:But the episode ends with because the master's the one that killed the Wookiee. You see, the Wookiee just got a slash on his chest. He's dead and it was a slash. It was a slash, not a.
Speaker 3:It was a slash and, based off of what I saw, the slash didn't look deep enough to have killed him.
Speaker 1:He's just laying there dead because Maeve finds him. So the Jedi get there and he hovers all down and shit all Sith-like, like I'm hovering down, I'm coming down, are you sure you're not the one in the suit? These Jedi masters don't sense him for Jack's shit until he's there. Like who, this motherfucker? I'm like these are master. Well, one master, the other ones are probably maybe knights, I don't fucking know. He comes down, he swishes Osha out the way with the force. Then they all run at him. Let's all charge at him. We're going to bum rush him. They run at him.
Speaker 1:This is supposed to be a time period where it's at the height of the Jedi Order, right? They all stupid as fucking hell, weak, I swear. This is what I'm mad about, master. God, you used that term lightly.
Speaker 3:Well, technically that holds true to everything that Disney's done with it, where the governments are stupid and weak, Yep, but so they're running at him. That's been my biggest gripe.
Speaker 1:So far they he just force, pushes them all away, all the Jedi.
Speaker 2:My face is starting to look exactly the same way it was when I was driving down here, and so the episode.
Speaker 1:Then the episode ends after he force pushes them all away. But I want to touch on this. It was funny. The reason I called Matt this is the reason I called him In that Jedi party is a Kaldor. It looks exactly like Plo Koon. There's a fucking Kaldor in that party and I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 4:And then I had to look, did he just?
Speaker 1:fall over. No, Fuck you. I had to look it up because a lot of people were hyped. They're asking was that Plo Koon? Was that Plo Koon? And they confirmed it was not Plo Koon.
Speaker 2:No, because he didn't fall over.
Speaker 1:No, no, I will get on my hype train in a second. It is not Plo Koon, it's just a Keldor. It's his species, but it's not Plo Koon. No, because if Plo Koon was there, that fucker would have been no diff in under five seconds.
Speaker 2:You know, this is why Star Wars or Star Trek because they actually label out when people join the. You know, I wanted to say Confederacy, but that's not the fucking word Federation, confederacy, confederation. It's very similar.
Speaker 3:The trade federation and the federation yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I'm sitting there like A lot of words tossed around in. Star. Trek that are very, you know, especially now that they have the mirror verse and it's like, oh, we got the Nazi version of us but one thing.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I was happy. I'm like, thank you. I even admitted this to Matt. Don't, if you're gonna, don't you ever bring Cloakoon back. Cloakoon is solidified, a top six, top five, strongest Jedi all fucking time over, all of the lore. Don't bring him back. How many episodes are left? Eight, four, actually, four, 8, 4. Don't you dare bring him back and make him look like a chump. Don't you fucking dare.
Speaker 2:Just leave him dead. Episode 6 or 7 just leave him dead.
Speaker 1:I'll accept it. If he comes back and no diffs the master, then I'll think Star Wars is saved it isn't that can't happen how the fuck are you going to retcon that then? What the fuck is? What the fuck is him crashing in episode 3? God, now you got me thinking of how that was a clone. Original Plo Koon died in there. Oh my god, oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3:You can't even trust Wikipedia anymore. They changed his birthday Live. That's the other thing.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, moonday's birthday, live, that's the other thing, Moonday's birthday, but here Wokoon makes sense. He's like over 300 years old. He makes sense to be alive in that time.
Speaker 2:All this shit they're doing with the Force is okay. When did cloning become a thing? I know it was outlawed at a certain point, so why the fuck aren't people using the embryo science?
Speaker 1:Because it's illegal. They're a coven anyway. Mundy has got I think I forgot to mention about Candy Mundy he's got this whack-ass hairstyle. He's got fucking hair.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm like. Stop, stop. Did you ever watch Godzilla Minus One, yet Not fully?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you had that in the movie too, but it was kind of overpowered by the beard he had.
Speaker 3:Did you ever watch Godzilla Minus One? Yet Not fully.
Speaker 2:Okay, I kind of got to the point where he first wrecks the city.
Speaker 3:Okay, so this is my crowning comment on this. I guess 180 divided by 8 is how much 180? This show cost $180 million to make. I guess 180 divided by 8 is how much 180? This show cost $180 million to make.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, yeah, they obviously weren't putting the props in its costumes.
Speaker 1:I got to mention this now just because you said that Somebody, one of their big marketing things was Wookiee Jedi. Here's Wookiee Jedi, wookiee Jedi, and he got off-screened. Motherfucker went to one of the writers on Twitter and commented thanks for the Wookiee Jedi. We didn't even get to see him fight. What a shame. Yada, yada. This writer commented back it's very unfortunate, but and I quote this sometimes it's not in the budget. I'm like it's a fucking costume. No, it's the highest budget Disney's ever given for a show.
Speaker 2:What? Oh my God, you know what it is. They put too much effort in throwing that fucking knife.
Speaker 3:And even one of the writers commented it's like somebody asked him why they chose Kiara in Monday. It's like, oh, we wanted Yoda, but he wasn't available. It's just like snide comments like that.
Speaker 2:Are you serious? We wanted Yoda, but he wasn't available.
Speaker 1:Yes, Even Matt said Plo Koon would've worked there.
Speaker 3:That was the exact reference. It's like fucking Yoda's got a children's TV show where he other than Kiata.
Speaker 2:For fuck's sakes pull.
Speaker 3:Yaddle out of the works. I don't know when Yaddle joined the Order. No one does.
Speaker 1:We got Yaddle. We just know there's Yaddle.
Speaker 2:I have faith, though I don't think.
Speaker 1:No, he don't have no sway. What am I talking about? They could never do Plo Koon wrong because Dave Filoni wouldn't let it happen. That's his favorite Jedi.
Speaker 3:Plo Koon's his favorite Jedi. Depending on what story you believe, filoni wrote off or signed on everything that happened in this show. Oh God.
Speaker 2:He's supposed to be one of the executive producers he is.
Speaker 3:He's the step down behind Kathleen.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So either they're throwing him under the bus with this show or he did.
Speaker 2:They probably are throwing him under the bus because everything he's made has been almost I'm saying almost everything. Clone Wars was fucking fun.
Speaker 3:I don't trust him because he literally came out in an interview and said that he didn't care about canon. At that point, what the hell are you talking about? You can add his best. He didn't care about canon At that point. What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2:You can add new things. Who's voiced a lot of our favorite characters has actually played people we care about.
Speaker 1:You can expand canon. You can change little things, maybe here and there, but they're changing the whole fundamental shit of what Star Wars is. That's part of the fucking issue. It just bothers me. It's like you're completely changing the whole fundamental cores of and they don't care.
Speaker 2:And they don't care. When you change the exact history and lore behind things being what they are, you have to come up with damn good reasons. Yes, and I will sound like a broken record. Damn good, not replying to the fans oh, yoda wasn't available. Oh, uh, and they don't care what anyone thinks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, and I will sound like a broken record again, because I say this every time Star Wars is brought up. In my personal opinion, what I would have done after the fucking, I swear to god if disney wasn't such a fucking powerhouse ray trilogy, because after ray's three move, first one was fine. I won't bash it too much, but how overall, how poorly received that was and they're, they're gonna try the first one set up what we thought would be something yeah, and it turned out to be poop because somehow, somehow, palpatine returned.
Speaker 3:I turned that into a Lord of the Rings thing. It's like Disney buys Lord of the Rings. Oh, somehow Sauron returned, but I said that would make more sense, because Sauron returns a lot.
Speaker 4:No, you know what they end up doing?
Speaker 2:What's that female elf, that Galadriel? Yeah, she'd return, oh God.
Speaker 3:And be evil.
Speaker 4:She's alive.
Speaker 1:Oh, but uh Whoops. That should be evil After that was so poorly received. I would have, I would have damn near I would have took fucking Star Wars back to a trilogy, or a story about She'd do the Hal Jordan thing.
Speaker 2:Bring all the rings together.
Speaker 1:Old Republic. That's what they needed to fucking do Something that You'd trust them to touch it now. No, then they'd ruin Revan, which I was ready to. I was ready to drop. I was ready to drop Star Wars.
Speaker 2:They couldn't even re-release the games without touching them.
Speaker 1:I was ready to drop Star Wars. They couldn't even re-release the games without touching them. I was ready to fucking drop Star Wars and Obi-Wan and I actually enjoyed most of Obi-Wan, to be honest with you Fucking the Nightsister Reva, I'm like don't, you dare, don't you dare Reva? Don't you fucking dare, because there's theories they're going to turn her into a modern Revan. Don't you fucking dare. I'll never watch Star Wars again, don't you fucking dare, don't you fucking dare?
Speaker 3:I delved into a thing that, apparently, when Obi-Wan was a movie, when it was originally designed as a movie, after Solo they had, however many movies designed when it was originally a movie, the story was good. Then with COVID, the failure of Solo in theaters and whatever it got turned.
Speaker 2:COVID fucked up a lot.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's still fucking with shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, people are in power.
Speaker 2:who shouldn't be?
Speaker 3:I think they ruined Riva's story. Originally, Riva wasn't supposed to know that Vader was Luke or Anakin. I did it too.
Speaker 2:I completely forgot about that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but she knew the entire time and was just plotting to kill him, which made no sense. You're murdering other Jedi to get closer to Vader. That doesn't make any goddamn sense. The original movie didn't have Leia in it either, which was probably my biggest gripe, because he never met Leia.
Speaker 1:But I always say this too as plot holes and all that bullshit you bring. I always tell people this some people, the hardcore star wars, you love star wars. Well, how could you like obi-wan, it fucks up the timeline, yeah, then fucks this up. Yeah, I'm like you don't realize how much hayden christiansen carries that show. For me it's fucking vader and he's it that he carries that whole show.
Speaker 2:He's resumed himself not once, but twice.
Speaker 3:The original movie also was a buddy-buddy movie between Obi-Wan and Commander Cody.
Speaker 2:That would have worked for me yeah.
Speaker 3:Starring Tamora Morrison.
Speaker 2:That would have really worked for me.
Speaker 3:But no, they turned him into a beggar on the city that Obi-Wan goes to.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean when he's just fucking sitting there, yeah, doing absolutely nothing? Oh, yeah, they almost did it.
Speaker 1:They made him come back to his form, at least, Thank God. But watching the original, watching Obi-Wan, the first episode, I'm just I'm not that, I'm just doing my thing, I'm working, I'm living by myself, Yada yada, I'm just here, man, Yada yada. I'm like, oh no, they're going to fucking make Obi-Wan like fucking Hermit Luke. Here we fucking go again. But no, they eventually got back to his senses. But I'm like I inherently hate they prop up the new genesis, new Star Wars bullshit. They're like let's take the old classic gen down a peg and kind of shit on them a little bit and boost our stuff up like the whole.
Speaker 2:Anakin's not the only Force baby. I hate to say it, but don't we do that with each generation?
Speaker 4:Let's shit on them.
Speaker 2:Like it was the whole millennial warring with Gen X. Now we have Gen. Is it Alpha? I can't even fucking keep track of it Gen Z warring with millennials, and then Gen Alpha warring with Gen Z. Now.
Speaker 1:It's just like why? Why do you feel the need to fucking destroy the best stuff? That's why I just don't get it. Every show just has done a complete. What are you fucking doing? Mandalorian for season one was some peak classic Star Wars. Then what? The?
Speaker 3:fuck do you.
Speaker 2:And this is where we still didn't get everything we wanted in that.
Speaker 3:No, because too many hands and heads got involved in the Mandalorian.
Speaker 2:But, as I told him, and then he got so popular in season two it turned into something else. Yeah, Thank you.
Speaker 3:Grogu, merchandise, merchandising, merchandising, speaking of which Spaceballs 2 reportedly coming out.
Speaker 2:I don't like who's attached to that who. I'm not a. I don't like who's attached to that who. I won't say I hate the guy, but Josh Gad being attached with Mel Brooks for that movie doesn't feel right.
Speaker 3:Gad can be hit or miss. I'm okay. Until we start seeing stuff, I won't watch it.
Speaker 1:I won't watch it. I won't watch it. The biggest gripe, john Candy, not any.
Speaker 3:It's going to be completely different characters. Watch this, watch this. Josh Gad's going to be completely different characters.
Speaker 2:Watch this, watch this. Josh Gad's going to play his kid or something, I won't watch it. Nope, nope. He's going to be the one dressed up as a dog. Oh God, I'm wondering who they're going to get to play as the solo character.
Speaker 1:There's only one thing oh shit, See, you didn't need to say space. That scene always comes back into my head.
Speaker 2:I, I fucking. Are you combing the?
Speaker 3:desert. Yes, we are Literally a big-ass fucking comb, but uh, the thing that killed the movie reviews and show reviews now is that the critics' score for Acolyte was the same as Mandalorian Season 1.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that shit's still at like.
Speaker 3:It's still 88%, it was at 92%, they're getting paid off? Yeah, they're getting paid off and it just further confirms it. You can blame rating tanking or whatever. Tell me a critic that says this is just as good as Mandalorian Season 1. There is so much plot shit in Acolyte to justify saying that this is as good as Mandalorian Season 1. There is so much plot shit in Acolyte to justify saying that this is as good as Mandalorian Season 1.
Speaker 1:It's at 85% still on Rotten Tomatoes, Like really.
Speaker 2:It's giving me a fucking headache thinking of this show. Yeah, I never once got a fucking headache thinking of Mandalorian Until Season 2 or 3. The sad with.
Speaker 1:Mandalorian. I don't know what Season four is going to be. Oh boy.
Speaker 3:I'm probably not even going to watch that, or?
Speaker 1:the movie. Is there going to be a season four?
Speaker 3:Supposed to be a season four and the movie.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm going to at least see Bo-Katan walking, so I can take that as a win for me.
Speaker 2:But with the Darksaber? No, that got broken.
Speaker 4:Right and I remembering that right.
Speaker 1:It got broken, the Darksaber, when they were going up against Gideon, and there's people that fucking hate Bo-Katan.
Speaker 2:They really love their fucking clones that are Force-sensitive now, don't they? Oh my god. No wonder they strayed away from the future and went to the past. We're just going to do the Force a different way.
Speaker 1:Oh gee, I just I don't, I don't, I don't understand.
Speaker 2:You know what I want? I want more movies like Limitless.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised. I'm waiting for Grogu to get his own.
Speaker 2:I tried a show it didn't work.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting Grogu to get his own fucking, his own show yeah, his own fucking show. At this point.
Speaker 3:Sell Grogu shit. They can't talk, yet they can't give it to him.
Speaker 2:We do kind of need more explanation on his species, why They'd retcon that too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they would.
Speaker 2:Well, there is nothing to retcon yet, is there?
Speaker 3:Wikipedia and all that stuff has delved into it. There's legend lore on their. It is there.
Speaker 4:No, they've Wikipedia and all that stuff has delved into it Like theories or what.
Speaker 3:There's legend lore on their species. So if we have legend lore, can we build on it? No, because legend lore is myth. That's all the stuff that got retconned when they started doing all this stuff. All those books are garbage.
Speaker 2:I know one guy in the Star Wars, that would actually do that. The Darth Maul voice actor for I'm always forgetting his name, I don't know why Ray Park, yes him. He'd probably be able to take legend lore and turn it into something.
Speaker 3:You're thinking of the wrong guy. You're thinking Ray Park is the Darth Maul stunt guy and guy that plays him. The guy I think you're thinking of is the guy that did Fortune. The guy I think you're thinking of is the guy that did Fortune Unleashed Sam Ritwer.
Speaker 2:Yeah Sam, yeah Him. I believe in him when it comes to yeah, but even he doesn't have any power anymore.
Speaker 3:He's just in the creative process. Wow, it's down to the floor.
Speaker 2:That kind of explains his character in fucking Obi-Wan, that Obi-Wan. There's one film that was.
Speaker 1:Ahsoka, there's one film on the upcoming and who knows if this is going to happen. I'm on what's upcoming for Star Wars. There's four films on their upcoming shit, because I know Rogue Squadron ain't here no more, because even Matt said that's gone.
Speaker 3:No, that may still be in development from past.
Speaker 1:What I have here 2026, we got the Mandalorian and Grogu directed by Favreau. I have hope maybe it's Favreau, but Favreau's been attached to a lot of shit with Star Wars. That's not good.
Speaker 2:If Favreau has more say, I would believe in it.
Speaker 3:But Filoni's still the creative head for the movie.
Speaker 1:Untitled New Order Jedi film that can go straight to poop, that can go away from me.
Speaker 2:Like New Order Like.
Speaker 1:New New Order. I think it's Rey. That would be Rey. No, I don't know what that is. What was it? Untitled New Jedi.
Speaker 3:Order film, that is, the Rey one.
Speaker 1:Nope Out. Here's one I have hope. Here's one I have hope, untitled Dawn of the Jedi film. Come on, come on, give me some prequel, and it's directed by James Mangold. Come prequel, and it's directed by James Mangold.
Speaker 2:Come on. Who's hit or miss? Dawn of the Jedi, as in they're explaining? Come on.
Speaker 1:Yes, that might be a prequel. Maybe it's something the father, the daughter that's pre-Old Republic. So I'm like, ooh, that's something I want.
Speaker 4:Something like that, I might not get Revan, or nothing, but it's new, it's fresh.
Speaker 2:The father the daughter and I don't know the father, the daughter and I don't know, the three heads.
Speaker 3:I said I don't know if that's going to have anything to do with this.
Speaker 1:I said that because Mangold's got some nice films under his belt. He did the remake of 310 to Yuma. That's a western, with Bale and Crow Love that movie. He did the Wolverine with Hugh Jackman, that was alright. I didn't mind it, that was alright. I was with Silver Samurai, that was alright. He did Logan. He directed Logan, which was a phenomenal film to a lot of people.
Speaker 2:He probably feels like ass right now, because and he directed Ford v Ferrari.
Speaker 3:Great movie. Love that movie. Problem is that I don't think he has a hit recently. I think he just did Indiana Jones 4.
Speaker 1:Dial of Destiny.
Speaker 3:Oh Jesus, yeah, so he's on a bust, he's coming off a bust. He's coming off a bust Not for his credit. The movie's fine.
Speaker 2:It wasn't horrible. It wasn't horrible, it just.
Speaker 1:People didn't like it. Even the diehard Indiana Jones fans I watched didn't really like it.
Speaker 2:I felt like that movie was made to get rid of Crystal Skull.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 2:Basically.
Speaker 4:Would you?
Speaker 1:say Crystal Skull. Which kind of?
Speaker 2:pissed me off because, like they killed off Shia's character completely.
Speaker 1:Would you say he died in the war. Crystal Skull is the worst Indiana Jones movie. Yes, okay, I watch them, but I don't pay. I actually liked it.
Speaker 2:I thought they were trying to lead it into a new generation.
Speaker 3:Which is great, but then Shia had to be an idiot. But then Shia had to go off the rails.
Speaker 2:All they had to do was recast the fucker.
Speaker 3:It also didn't do make money.
Speaker 1:You don't make money, they don't want you. No money, no funny.
Speaker 3:Which is kind of funny, because so far nothing.
Speaker 2:This is where we need to get more fans together on the internet, like they did for Sonic.
Speaker 3:That's the funny thing. It's like Disney had Well, I guess Crystal's Hole wasn't Disney yet.
Speaker 2:Not yet, not at that point, but it was still just Universal.
Speaker 1:Oh, I totally forgot. I forgot, though I got on Dawn of the Jedi Fox.
Speaker 4:That's how Disney has it now.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, they don't own Universal.
Speaker 1:That's still Hulk the last one I forgot, I didn't mention.
Speaker 2:I don't want them to have Holt anymore. I don't want them to have fucking Holt, the last one is.
Speaker 1:I forgot I got on Dawn of the Jedi. The last one in works is untitled New Republic film that is apparently written and directed by Filoni himself. So I'm like, oh boy, that's gonna miss.
Speaker 3:They're all gonna miss.
Speaker 1:New Republic.
Speaker 3:Then we got even sure how many of those are actually gonna get off the ground yeah then we got fucking oh yeah, rogue squadron still down there okay I have no hopes for that, because they're not gonna have to, they're not gonna touch wedge and wedge is the biggest thing for that see.
Speaker 1:then we got some shit here, other potential projects untitled ryan johnson trilogy. I'm like, oh great, that's never gonna happen, I'm just going through them.
Speaker 2:Rian Johnson. He's the one that did Last Jedi.
Speaker 1:He turned Luke into a hermit.
Speaker 3:And now all he does is glass onion Shit.
Speaker 1:Untitled. David Benoff and EB Wise trilogy.
Speaker 3:No, that isn't happening, benoff.
Speaker 1:It's Ben-y-off.
Speaker 3:Ben-y-off wise trilogy. Oh no, that isn't happening. Being off, it's ben yoff ben, yoff, ben off ben. They're the guys that directed game of thrones and then lost that movie.
Speaker 2:That movie's not coming, okay, this is why I'm the untitled taika watanabe that ain't happening either he was happy when he got it, and then by april 2023.
Speaker 1:Um, wait, um, um, we're past April 2023. By April okay, that's a while. Oh yeah, okay, tycho's writing the script. That's a year's Rogue Squadron. There's Rogue Squadron Untitled JD Dillard film Okay, whatever. Star Wars, a droid story Good, lord man. What is this animated about? R2-d2? Okay, whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 2:We would actually accept droid stories.
Speaker 1:A.
Speaker 2:Sean Levy film okay.
Speaker 3:Not with Kathleen Kennedy directing, because right now R2-D2's female A lesbian.
Speaker 2:When I seen that meme, I sent it to him immediately. I was like hey, you're a lesbian.
Speaker 1:I heard about this but I ain't heard nothing. This has got to be dead Lando yeah, that's dead. That's kind of sad. I did not mind Battle Glover as young Lando, I thought that was very good.
Speaker 3:I don't think he's big enough to get the. If Solo couldn't work, donald, you don't think he's big enough.
Speaker 2:No, Lando.
Speaker 3:I don Lando's big enough to get a movie by himself now, at this point.
Speaker 4:See, they fucked up.
Speaker 3:If Solo failed, there's no way Lando's is going to get.
Speaker 2:It's kind of sad what they did to Solo, though. They gave him this whole backstory, which led into other things.
Speaker 1:That movie wasn't that bad, that's a movie. I actually will defend.
Speaker 3:It's the main actor.
Speaker 2:They set up a criminal organization that never fucking happened.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It happened in the Clone Wars, I thought it was Black Sun. Yeah, but what other shit do you see that?
Speaker 3:in Black Sun. Technically was a bigger thing, post-empire or Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 2:So you'd have to read it or play a video game or something, right?
Speaker 3:Yes, that was Prince Xavier. I think Prince Xavier Exor.
Speaker 2:Exor. That was the big thing with him. So they set it up for movies and TV shows.
Speaker 3:But Maul was never involved with it. That was the big twist, yeah.
Speaker 1:Come on, Solo got me in the feels a little bit Because I'm watching it. I'm waiting the whole time. They throw him down in that pit and you hear the wookie sound. I'm like, oh, it's Chewie. I was like, yes.
Speaker 3:Everyone loves Chewie. My biggest complaint is still that Solo was a fighter pilot and they just decided nope. That's still my biggest complaint.
Speaker 2:It's funny how they teased it and teased it, and teased it and then there's like I'm going to tell you, though, one of my favorite ditches for the rest of your life. What?
Speaker 1:one of my favorite things about that steal a ship just to do anything. One of my favorite things. I watched solo. One of my favorite things about that was they kept saying, uh, um, um, kessel. No, they're going to kessel, so we gonna see the kessel run.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of here everything for, for those final scenes, why the droid computer is such an asshole. All of that was great. I enjoyed every minute of that.
Speaker 2:Why he doesn't have this on the phone. Solo shooting first.
Speaker 3:Great, I don't care if they shot Woody Harrelson, it was still good Me, and my boss got into the conversation. If you recast that solo, who would you want to play him? And I was happy with a couple of the fan castings. Who'd you get me? And my boss's first thought was Scott Eastwood. But he's too tied to Warner Brothers, probably will never work for Disney.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't want to work for Disney either way.
Speaker 3:Number one is the guy. The only thing that would bring me into Disney to work for Disney either way. Number one is the guy.
Speaker 2:The only thing that would bring me into Disney to work for them is to make sure Gargoyles is right.
Speaker 3:Theo, something from the Divergent series, the main dude.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know who you're talking about. I know who you're talking about. I know who you're talking about. I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2:I know who you're talking about First guy comes in tattoo, I believe.
Speaker 3:Theo James. Yep, that's who you're talking about. He's in Underworld. The last couple Underworlds is Selene's. I bought that.
Speaker 2:I definitely see that.
Speaker 3:Another popular one was Miles Teller, but he's mainly sober the height, but he's kind of a little too goofy for me.
Speaker 2:I don't see Miles Teller. I like me some Miles Teller.
Speaker 3:The most serious role we've seen him do is the most recent Top Gun, where he's a little bit more serious, but he still comes off as a little too goofy. It's funny as shit. I didn't buy him as Mr Fantastic either.
Speaker 1:No, don't bring that up.
Speaker 2:That's the one that sent me off the rails. No, don't bring that up Because. I think that was the first movie I seen with him in it that I can actually remember.
Speaker 3:Funny thing, let's all look at his IMDb.
Speaker 1:You know what my favorite Miles Teller movie is? It's called War Dogs. That is my favorite.
Speaker 3:Oh, what do you know? That's number three on here.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:His IMDb. So what do we got? I'll tell you, if I could, even I gotta go back.
Speaker 1:He only got 38 acting credits.
Speaker 2:He's new. He's new, he's still fresh. I wanna say A little fresh.
Speaker 3:Let's not get out of this.
Speaker 2:He's only been acting for what? 15 years, 20?
Speaker 3:Okay, so the first movie I would have seen him in was the Footloose remake.
Speaker 2:I didn't watch that.
Speaker 3:Before that was the Track Meet Rabbit Hole, the Unusuals, which is a TV series.
Speaker 1:Project X. I remember that great movie. He was the jock. He wasn't that big of a role. He was the jock that showed up to the party. Okay, no, they put the little midget in the stove.
Speaker 3:The Spectacular Now.
Speaker 1:I didn't have an interest in that movie. They crashed a car into the pool 21 and Over 21 and Over. That's a special movie to me.
Speaker 3:Whiplash is one of his biggest movies. I didn't think I ever saw that. Then you're in Divergence Two Night Stand, nine Kisses.
Speaker 2:War Dogs. He was in Divergence.
Speaker 3:Divergent.
Speaker 1:Oh. I went War Dogs.
Speaker 3:War Dogs is post Fantastic War, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Great fucking movie. That's my most rewatchable one, with Teller and Jonah Hill's in it too, and I actually like Jonah Hill in that movie.
Speaker 2:But yeah, jonah Hill's another one where he has hit or miss rule.
Speaker 1:No 21 and over, always killed me because it's their buddy's 21st birthday and they're taking him out, getting him fucked up and shit, and they entered his beer pong tournament. And I still, to this day, will always cry every time I hear this fucking shit. They entered a beer pong tournament and they're like and it's round one and they're like we got a tough matchup, boys, we're up against ethnic Serbs. I'm like every time.
Speaker 3:Every fucking time I'm done with my bullshit. Do we want to delve into I'm out of bullshit. I want to try to move on.
Speaker 2:You had that show in my brain.
Speaker 1:I'd like to get on something more positive. Talking about Disney is not that positive anymore.
Speaker 3:There's nothing good to say about Disney. There's nothing positive. I was trying to say I like Jedi, Master's soul Disney. It's not that positive anymore. There's nothing good to say about Disney. There's nothing positive. I was trying to say I like Jedi.
Speaker 1:Master Soul, but it's like oh god.
Speaker 2:Their animated shows are about the only thing I can get into lately.
Speaker 3:And even that's retconning shit.
Speaker 2:I'm talking more like Moon Girl and Dinosaur what the fuck.
Speaker 3:Stuff like that. We didn't talk about X-Men 97.
Speaker 2:Oh baby, oh baby, Is it done? Yet it's done. I can't binge it.
Speaker 1:That's my shit.
Speaker 2:I didn't like the weekly thing. I can't do it anymore. I have to binge it.
Speaker 3:Dean brought up trying to do. One of the things that we talked about doing was delving into actors and their careers.
Speaker 1:How so, Talking about their filmography? I thought, it might be a good trial run, since we've just seen Tom Hardy. Hey, we're mentioning bike riders again, so skipping the shorts his first official. For future reference, there might be whole episodes dedicated to one actor. Just this is a trial run, tom.
Speaker 2:Hardy's review movies that they've done that. They've been in Stuff we can discuss Like hey, all right guys, here's our segments. We're going to review actors' movies.
Speaker 1:You just have to pick an actor for us. I'm surprised Matt's rolling with this and I'm fine with it. I suggest it as a trial run.
Speaker 2:So to date he has Give me some homework. This is the actor you have to watch the movies for.
Speaker 1:They gotta watch them all just as long as we got a handful.
Speaker 3:To date, Tom Hardy has acted in 58 movies. He's got four upcoming, Two of which are Mad Max Wasteland and Venom the Last Dance. We'll see what happens with Mad Max Wasteland. So first official movie role he was in a couple shorts Tommaso Get a Grip and he was in Band of Brothers apparently.
Speaker 1:Yes, I believe. Yes, it was a small role. I remember it a little bit.
Speaker 3:First official movie role was in Black Hawk Down.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, great fucking movie, great movie. That's a great movie. You can't talk about Tardy much. It wasn't a big role. I don't have that one on. Blu-ray I do, I have so many. It came out when it was still DVD versus Blu-ray. They re-released a lot.
Speaker 3:I don't know what I saw him in first between this and one of his next upcoming movies. He had Black Hawk Down and I didn't even recognize him. There's so many.
Speaker 1:I remember him.
Speaker 3:now I don't know if that's so many people in that movie.
Speaker 1:Yes, there's a lot of big people in there, like hey Ewan McGregor's in that movie hey.
Speaker 2:I quit, yeah, nope, sorry. I don't think I knew Ewan McGregor by name until Star Wars.
Speaker 3:Deserter. Okay, Anybody seen that? So between Black Hawk Down and Star Trek Nemesis I don't know which one was the first one I saw him in yeah, nemesis.
Speaker 3:Young Jean-Luc Picard, when he was playing a villain. What yeah? That was his third movie role in Nemesis, and I don't know which one I saw him in first, because I know I went to see Nemesis with my dad in the theater Nemesis. And I don't know which one I saw him in first, because I know I went to see Nemesis with my dad in the theater Nemesis. I don't remember when the first time I saw Black Hawk Down was. I think it was probably Nemesis.
Speaker 2:It was Nemesis first, because Grandpa had me on Star Trek before I ever did war movies with my dad.
Speaker 3:Then we've got Dot the Eye, which is 2003,. Don't know the Reckoning.
Speaker 2:Reckoning sounds familiar. I don't.
Speaker 4:Paul.
Speaker 1:Bettany Vision. I'm on it too, so I click on and see pictures of the poster.
Speaker 2:Paul Bettany's cool he's in this, william.
Speaker 3:Dafoe Paul Bettany.
Speaker 2:Wilhelm. He's in this one movie with Brendan Fraser called Inked. Yeah, is that what it's called? Inked? It's about storybook telling. It's a great movie.
Speaker 3:LD50 Lethal Dose. No idea what that one is. Emr Layer Cake is Daniel Craig in it? Based off of the photo I've seen, golditz is a movie. Batter Up is a video. Sweeney Todd TV movie the Minotaur the Minotaur. Batter Up is a video. Sweeney Todd TV movie Yep, the Minotaur the Minotaur Didn't write very well A for Andromeda. Marie Antoinette with Kristen Dunst, mm-hmm. Scenes of Sexual Nature. Mm-hmm. That may have not been a big role. Flood, meadowlands, meadowlands, the Killing Gene.
Speaker 4:The Killing Gene.
Speaker 3:The Inheritance he was in a few episodes of Oliver Twist.
Speaker 1:Oh, here we go. Here's 2008. This is where it started getting poppin.
Speaker 3:Sucker Punch.
Speaker 1:Not the one with all the chicks.
Speaker 3:Sucker Punch.
Speaker 1:Rock and Rolla.
Speaker 3:Hanson Bob which is kind of funny because I watched the Italian job today With Handsome Rob Bronson Gets a lot of praise for that as Charles Bronson. Yep Gets a lot of praise for that. The Code, no idea. A couple more miniseries. The Take that sounds familiar. Perfect Short Inception is your next big one.
Speaker 1:There we go. Yep Inception is where I can start considering him In 2010. Big time megastar. Oh we're getting.
Speaker 3:God, I'm horrible. A lot of his ones Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Spy. We're getting the.
Speaker 1:Warrior, warrior's coming.
Speaker 4:Warrior's the big one.
Speaker 3:I love Warrior, I do too.
Speaker 1:This means war.
Speaker 3:Great movie. This is where I start getting into movies where I saw him in. Then we got Lawless with Shia LaBeouf. I enjoyed that. Dark Knight Rises.
Speaker 1:Oh, I can talk about that one.
Speaker 3:I don't know what Locke is. Locke, yeah, he's the main actor in it Sounds familiar. I don't know why. Then we got the Drop Child 44, mad.
Speaker 1:Max.
Speaker 3:Fury Road, london Road, legend, yep, the Revenant Yep, dunkirk.
Speaker 1:Yep, woohoo, his uncredited, his deleted scene in Last Jedi.
Speaker 3:It's on there, it's on there, shit Yep Venom.
Speaker 1:Venom great.
Speaker 3:Capone, let there Be Carnage.
Speaker 2:I own Capone and I have yet to fucking watch it. It kind of pisses me off.
Speaker 3:Then Peaky Blinders, where he's got a couple episodes.
Speaker 1:Yep, he's Alfie. I love him in Peaky Blinders. He's Jewish. He's the leader of Jewish gangs.
Speaker 2:Wait, is his. Is it an HBO match TV show Peaky Blinders? Not Peaky Blinders? It's where he's playing a fuck. He's wearing a top hat. He's.
Speaker 3:Oh I know, Taboo, that's taboo, taboo.
Speaker 2:That needs another fucking season.
Speaker 1:I swear to God, that's 2017. That ain't getting another season.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's probably not. That's eight years old already.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but.
Speaker 2:I loved it though.
Speaker 1:Matrix. He was in Matrix, that's okay. It was a background roll, never mind Venom. Last Dance. Okay, tom already said.
Speaker 3:God, if I had to pick some of my favorites. He's a listed writer on Venom. He wrote on Taboo and Venom.
Speaker 2:Well, he's actually read the comics, so yeah. Give him that much credit.
Speaker 1:He can tell people when they're being fucking retards my God see, trying to hold back my comic love a little bit like my favorite. Oh see, I have to exclude him then. Excluding comic my favorite Tom Hardy movie is probably Warrior. I can't keep Venom and Bane in there because of my bias. I have to exclude them, especially Bane. Good lord.
Speaker 2:I'll die on that. That wasn't my Bane.
Speaker 1:I'll die on that hill. It was great.
Speaker 2:To be fair, though Batman, Was it Batman Forever Bomb?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that wasn't my Bane either. Bomb, bomb, I'd be just't my Bane either.
Speaker 4:Bomb.
Speaker 2:Bomb, I'd be just turning him into a complete fucking retard.
Speaker 1:Excluding again, the Venom thing is forever, is always make or break, it seems. But excluding Venom, excluding being jacked up on Venom, he played Bane. That was Bane minus the Venom and the whole Talia thing.
Speaker 2:Till the very end.
Speaker 1:Which didn't need to be in there, that needed to go away Till the very end. That was fucked. He broke the bath Me.
Speaker 3:He broke a tiny Christian Bale.
Speaker 2:Isn't Bale taller than Hardy, or is it the other way around?
Speaker 1:No, bale's a little bigger. Bale's listed at like six feet, but he's not. I don't think he's six feet. All them guys.
Speaker 2:look so fucking, there's guys you can tell Don't you love that how they do that on screen, where they make them look so tall?
Speaker 1:There's guys you can tell that are tall.
Speaker 3:Bale is technically taller than Hardy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know that, I know he's taller, but Bale's, they have him listed like 6 feet something or 6 feet on a dot and he looks smaller. That's why I'll sometimes go on celebrity heights just to search people's opinions, like um certain people you can tell, like if you watch Bill Skarsgård he's tall, he's like 6'4, bill Skarsgård's tall which makes me laugh every time they put a person like Danny DeVito next to somebody they're trying to make him look like a dwarf.
Speaker 3:Fun fact, Spider-Man and Jesse are the same height.
Speaker 1:Like 5'7" Yep, Like you know.
Speaker 3:Tom Hardy's listed as 5'9". I'm taller than Tom Hardy.
Speaker 2:How the hell am I taller than?
Speaker 3:him. We're all taller. I'm listed as 5 Hardy. How the hell am I taller than him? We're all taller, I'm lifted as 5'10".
Speaker 2:Same. You know they won't give me that right under the 11". No, you're 5'10". You don't get the in quarter inches.
Speaker 3:Put on 30 pounds to play Bane.
Speaker 1:Like you know. That's why he's still a big guy, don't get me wrong. Like take the Rock, for example. The Rock in his WWE days was always listed at 6'5". He's not. He's like 6'2", 6'2 1⁄2". He's in my range. The Rock is not 6'5".
Speaker 3:That's what it's. Just you put him next to the Undertaker and he looks tiny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, let's not put you next to any more voice actors either, because I look big and I'm tall.
Speaker 1:I'm sick like I'm six. Two, I'm tall but Right.
Speaker 4:Thank God I do make a lot of, especially the ones he goes to. They're all tiny.
Speaker 1:But I'm curious, he was like damn Bryce you're fucking tiny.
Speaker 2:He was around JJ's height, wasn't he? Five, six.
Speaker 1:Here. Hold on here, bryce Pappenbrook, I love you. I'm not throwing no shade when the fuck.
Speaker 2:Hold on hold on, aren't we seeing him again? What In the upcoming your birthday?
Speaker 1:No, he's not there, see, yeah, he Bryce, he's 5'6" little guy.
Speaker 2:But that's him next to most of the voice actors that we've gone to see. Yeah, I I think the only one, the only ones that no Ian Sinclair and David Hayter were in my range. David.
Speaker 1:Hayter yeah, David Hayter's like 6'1". I was going to say Sabat was around 2'. No, Sabat's like 5'10".
Speaker 3:Sabat's a little on the shorter end. I would have figured that.
Speaker 2:But he didn't dwarf him. Yeah, chris Sabat is A lot of the ones we go and talk to. He's standing next to them and they're underneath his shoulder to his elbow.
Speaker 1:He's slightly taller than JJ, now I gotta see if I can Gotta fit in the booth somehow, man.
Speaker 2:Can I find that's probably it. They dwarfed themselves to fit in those booths that they put them in.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's one of the favorites. I said you're like Jesus Christ, laura Stahl. You're like fuck, fuck thee. Look how tiny Laura Stahl is.
Speaker 3:All of them are tiny. All the girls on Critical Role are tiny as fuck 5'4", 5'5" and 5'6". Damn JJ's taller than all of them, yeah, and you got Travis, who's 6'4".
Speaker 1:Well, he's the barbarian Mercer's, not short short.
Speaker 3:He's probably around our height, mercer's around Q and J's probably around our height, mercer's around you and Jay, I think, unless he puts his hair up. He never has his hair up. He didn't even have his hair up when he was cosplaying.
Speaker 2:No, he doesn't. He likes it down.
Speaker 1:Mercer's 5'11. Look at Jay, you give him that extra one.
Speaker 2:He probably is above 5'11. I'm just under that mark. They don't do that when it comes to the hospitals. They'd rather put you under.
Speaker 3:He's at least 5'1".
Speaker 2:That's the metric. I'm underneath it, so I don't get it.
Speaker 1:David Hader is 6'1". He's pretty similar to me. Ian Sinclair, I think, was 6'1". So he's pretty similar to me. Ian Sinclair, I think was 6'1", so yeah those are the only two.
Speaker 2:I would have put him at 6'2".
Speaker 1:Ian Sinclair is 6'0". Really, yep, I'm a smidgen taller than Hader, not an inch. So, like I said, I'm about 6'2". And Sinclair, I was a little bit an inch or two, but them or two, but them were the closest.
Speaker 2:I'm never going to let that down.
Speaker 1:What. You're pretty good, you're pretty good. Yeah, he told me I'm pretty good. It's on the book. It's on the damn book. This is one I'm going to see him in freaking. Okay, todd Haberkorn is also six feet, so there won't be much of a difference either. He's at Milwaukee, so there, I won't dwarf him. How tall is Robbie? Robbie Damon, I think he's like. Again, I'm trusting these heights here.
Speaker 2:Let's put JJ up next to him.
Speaker 4:How tall is Robbie?
Speaker 1:Robbie's, not Robbie's more.
Speaker 3:I want to say he's closer to our height.
Speaker 1:Six foot. Robbie's a bigger guy. Ray Chase 11, 5'11". Okay Seems about average height. I'm curious. Let's see One of the fucking Madison ones.
Speaker 2:It's like you're lucky if you get to that six foot mark.
Speaker 1:I was like, okay, elizabeth Maxwell, she's in Madison, she'll be in the Madison. Won. It's like you're lucky if you get to that six-foot mark. I was like, okay, elizabeth Maxwell, she's in Madison, she'll be in the Madison in 5-5. Okay, I'm going to dwarf her.
Speaker 3:Season 3 of Legend of Vox Machina comes out in October, by the way.
Speaker 2:I've seen that.
Speaker 4:The Legend of Vox Machina.
Speaker 2:How many more pieces of that campaign do they have? Is that the last?
Speaker 3:Nobody's going to know what they're doing. If they get season four, maybe five, they can probably finish it.
Speaker 2:That'd be nice. To be fair, they're on what? Their third or fourth campaign now? Yes, the only reason I know anything about the first campaign is because of the show.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and season and campaign two is already getting a show. Yeah, the Mighty. Nein, that's already getting one, but that's finished too.
Speaker 1:So Funniest thing I looked at. This is more for, and Matt will get a kick out of it too. Funniest thing I looked at the chick who voices Rimuru. Yeah, brittany Karabowski, she's 4'11".
Speaker 2:That fits her character so well 4'11".
Speaker 1:So are you buying the plush to bring? She's not going to be there. Malim's going to be there, not her. I mean, who knows, maybe they'll announce her.
Speaker 2:You can get them all, the time they just keep on.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking it's going to be a normal You're getting really really, really fucking lucky. This is going to be a normal-sized con and they just keep on fucking adding people.
Speaker 2:This guy needs at least three checks just to go to that con.
Speaker 3:And he's got eight movies to watch before it.
Speaker 2:We're holding you to that. You're paying for all your favorites.
Speaker 3:He's on the books for Deadpool. That's already confirmed.
Speaker 2:That's the only way you're getting JJ to go remember.
Speaker 1:The only way.
Speaker 3:Speaking of which Ray Park Toad is in the movie.
Speaker 1:That was funny.
Speaker 3:Ray Park Toad is in the movie.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's a tie between. I was like who's the biggest actor or actress I was taking pictures with that I'd work? It's a tie. Laura Stahl was 5'1", nami was also 5'1", so that was also the other biggest height difference I had when I thought of her, I was like, oh, I didn't see her in person.
Speaker 2:That's why.
Speaker 4:She was one of my favorites.
Speaker 2:Still, that's one of the ones that we let him do his line thing While we went and walked around.
Speaker 1:She's so sweet.
Speaker 2:She's such a nice lady. I don't know if that's going to be the same thing this time or if I'm going to actually attempt to be in line with you, but no. I won't be able to attempt to be in line with you Because your ass said you were going to buy the VIP this time. Yep, I don't have that kind of money. You'll be in line for one.
Speaker 1:As long as you get a Goku, you ain't got. That's it, sean Schimel is the only one.
Speaker 2:You wanted that one. I have to remember to bring the pop.
Speaker 1:You want it, I'll remind you.
Speaker 2:To get that eating pop sign would be awesome.
Speaker 1:You wanted that one, you wanted that one. Okay, back to, even though it was random bullshit shit. I mean, what do we?
Speaker 2:have. Well, we already brought up what we would like to add for future episodes.
Speaker 1:We might as well throw random. We can talk random bullshit at the end, but might as well say favorite Tom Hardy movies.
Speaker 3:I was kind of touching on it, reading it through his IMDb, the bar is kind of low.
Speaker 1:Really. Yeah, there's a lot of movies on there I liked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but there's not a lot of them that I recognize standing out for Inception.
Speaker 4:I am not the guy to ask, I didn't watch. Inception.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was one of the ones.
Speaker 2:I stared at you for a second like eh I would probably have to say Inception, because otherwise I'm not too big on Warrior. You didn't watch Warrior, I've watched Warrior probably but I can't remember.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's between Warrior and, uh, legend Between those two. And Legend was what? The one where he plays two people, the brothers, yeah, I don't remember that as much, which is sad.
Speaker 2:I mean, but he did Wait. That's not the one with Shia LaBeouf, where they're like a gang and a 20. That's Lawless.
Speaker 3:Lawless.
Speaker 2:I liked that one.
Speaker 3:But he dies like a chump in the end.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's kind of sad.
Speaker 1:He's drunk and walks into a pond and drowns.
Speaker 3:No, wasn't it? No, he's drunkenly, falls into the pond and then gets hypothermia.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, or maybe it was hypothermia, something like that, something of that nature, yeah, something they couldn't cure back then. Yeah, yeah, right exactly yeah yeah, they'll learn that, because in order to have heat in your house, you're still burning coal or wood yeah, and that's all over the place, what movies we've seen and ones we haven't, so it's like.
Speaker 1:But it was a good trial run. I think that would work again.
Speaker 3:Tom Hardy doesn't have which is why I wanted to do if we were dedicated an episode to it, I wanted to do one that had a filmography.
Speaker 2:It would definitely be another one of those things where it would be lovely to get our fans involved.
Speaker 3:Imagine doing DiCaprio or Pitt or Samuel L Jackson Michael.
Speaker 2:Keaton Defoe.
Speaker 4:We could do Defoe Put Willem Dafoe in there.
Speaker 2:I don't want to talk about the Lighthouse. Yeah, you do. No, I don't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you do. I don't want to talk about Lighthouse, you definitely want to eat.
Speaker 4:I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1:You want to eat a seagull? No, I do not, I still see Will of the Fold fucking that octopus.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1:What? I don't know what that movie is. I want Matt Shit, I want.
Speaker 3:Matt to sit and watch that movie Never.
Speaker 1:It's not scary, I just.
Speaker 3:What's going on To watch the Lighthouse. I don't need to be bored.
Speaker 2:The Lighthouse Fine then it wasn't.
Speaker 3:I would be bored. It's a deep dive movie. It's like a big metaphorical movie. I find a way to be bored.
Speaker 1:Me and Jay are watching it. Like the fuck's going on.
Speaker 2:And then we watch the Witch.
Speaker 1:No, I want Matt to watch Men. No.
Speaker 2:Yes, I, I love the music in the movie. I love it. You can't watch the man give birth again?
Speaker 1:No, that was his face. Have you ever?
Speaker 2:heard Of the term reverse gore or reverse birth. It was like that, but in forward For a guy just doing it consistently.
Speaker 1:It was continuous too, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:Each character that that guy played in that movie Was birthed out Was birthed out Like, so we had to see every face that he played just fall to the ground in this goo of bullshit.
Speaker 3:The perfect way to do a fine job of selling this movie to me to never watch it.
Speaker 1:Fine watch Salt Burn. It's so bad, it's good Never.
Speaker 2:Watch Salt Burn. Fine, watch Salt Burn. It's so bad it's good Never Watch Salt Burn. That one's so bad, it's good.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't consider Salt Burn bad, though. It's just you gotta be special to watch. No, I just incriminated us. I said you gotta be special to watch that. It's his fault, we're special. It's his fault, we took what he said out of context. Oh, you said it's a weird movie, me and Jay. Oh it's weird. Yeah, that's it, we're in yeah. And then we got fucking, it's a trap.
Speaker 4:Then we got Barry, it was a fucking trap. Then we got.
Speaker 1:Barry Cogan licking up a guy's cum out of a bathtub, fingering dude's sister, going after the mom and fucking his grave, fucking the dirt. And I'm not kidding, he was. Jay was sitting there. I didn't want to say it out loud, jay, he's crying over his boyfriend that he had a thing for and yada, yada.
Speaker 4:I told him he's gonna pull his pants down, he's on his knees and he's crying.
Speaker 1:I told him he's gonna Salt burn people, salt burn, watch it.
Speaker 3:This is not lying Six feet under, not six inches under.
Speaker 1:We're not lying, we're not lying. Then the ending, the whole frontal dance move and his dick's flopping around. I'm like it's rare you get a full frontal. I'm like that's his dick, you loved that scene Because I wanted to do the scene. I would have done it. You were comparing sizes again, I always do. You know that.
Speaker 2:I really want to watch Rings of Power with you two idiots. Do you see why I say we could get a segment where it's just us doing Beavis and Bullhead comments?
Speaker 3:in there? Yes, we're just sitting there watching the show, but unfortunately Ryan Gosling took that and ran away with it yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh God, no I. Why did I? Saltburn was out of my head.
Speaker 2:We're literally sitting on a fucking couch doing our commentary.
Speaker 1:Saltburn was out of my head for the longest time. Now it just wormed its way right back in Like oh boy, like his dick in the dirt. Its way right back in like oh boy, like his dick in the dirt. Yeah, just like that. I mean he was going to town on his dirt too, I mean it was. It was like it was.
Speaker 2:It was so much so he literally took all his clothes off to get into it, me concerned with like who is someone seeing this? What would you? What the fuck? Oh, the sister seen it. I thought that was a line in the movie I know I don't?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, her him eating her out when she was on her period, on the bench too. Oh my god, what the fuck is this, barry? I still say it's a Joker origin movie.
Speaker 2:It certainly felt like it. He did all that out of spite for them.
Speaker 3:I got 71% on Rotten Tomatoes. What Salt burn.
Speaker 1:People liked it Me and Jay. Our tomato, what salt burn. Yeah, people liked it. It was me and jay general. Our opinion flipped because we're like this is the fucking worst movie ever seen. What the fuck is. Then the twist comes and he was just playing them to steal all their money. We're like the fuck. Then he's got a little shrine to him with all their rocks.
Speaker 2:They memorial and in the top in the house like because it was a tradition for their family to throw a rock into the river when somebody died. And he's got all their rocks, he's just dancing around naked.
Speaker 1:He went and grabbed all their rocks out of the fucking river and took them into the house. He's dancing around them naked and shit like, oh my, what the fuck, dude? And then how he kills the mom at the end when she's on her ventilator. He gets on top. We thought he was going to like fuck her or something. Oh no, come on Too far, but he's just strangling her.
Speaker 2:I'm like whoa, it's not as bad as going up to the black friend and jerking him off and saying this is what you're going to do.
Speaker 1:That shit had me. The part about that that had me worse was the. Was the the hook tour.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hook tour. I swear to God, some Samoan out there is just crying in their grave because of everyone saying it that way.
Speaker 1:That's not what it means.
Speaker 2:That's a Samoan battle cry. Imagine that shit Hook tour. That would be sad. No, we're going to get shit if somebody actually listens to this Samoan Island. That's not, no, no, it's not. Do nothing more that this is Samoan Islands.
Speaker 1:That's not, no, no it's not.
Speaker 2:Samoa.
Speaker 1:That's kind of funny. Uh-oh, when do we get the rock? Oh Jesus, Not the final boss? Oh no, what happened? Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2:Single Hadley Pride Month in the grave. And who's the girl? Is that the head of Star Wars? No, that's Huak Tua girl. That's Huak Tua, huak Tua. No, she just told the gay men what they need to Ed.
Speaker 4:My God.
Speaker 1:I'm dead. We could have random bullshit time for a couple minutes at the end here, but we're at about two my de Penelope.
Speaker 3:It is day three of the walk-to-home memes and I fear there will be no end to them.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, there's always an end to the blowjob. It's either in the face or the mouth.
Speaker 1:Jiggity, I personally like to do it on the cheeks, on the butt cheeks. Good night everybody. That wasn't a blowjob, then that wasn't a blowjob, then I like to throw it at random places. Man, gotta have some variety, can't always just do it in the mouth. Okay, cheeks, okay, why is this? Oh, hak Tua came up. I'm like why the fuck are?
Speaker 3:we. I didn't tell you where you were aiming you brought that up yourself.
Speaker 2:You're the one who immediately went for the ass.
Speaker 1:That's where I always go.
Speaker 2:Right Spidey, that's because you got a squishy in your hand. You were imagining that as something else.
Speaker 1:Where's the goblin?
Speaker 3:Oh no, I got a scorpion right there for you Sorry. I don't know, but I got a scorpion right there for you.
Speaker 2:Fuck. Is that what the fuck? Cosplay? From a distance it didn't even look. It's actually really not bad, because that's right out of the 90s TV show.
Speaker 1:I want pictures of Spider-Man.
Speaker 3:Okay, J Jonah.
Speaker 1:Why did that meme come into my head? God damn it. It's a picture sending really hot scandalous pics to scandalous pics on her phone. Then it's J Jonah Jameson. I wanted pictures of Spider-Man.
Speaker 2:And then she gives him pictures of Spider-Man laying down like this oh my god, spider-man 4 coming to theaters sometime Do we have a next episode planned?
Speaker 3:Nope, what's the next movie?
Speaker 1:I listed them off. I know you did, but now I gotta read. End of July.
Speaker 3:So depends. I do have the anime intro game show planned, but that's not gonna go on.
Speaker 2:Spotify. Did you buy those the buttons? Yeah, they're in my room.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're up in his room.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they are no, technically not in my room anymore, but they're somewhere up the stairs. They're somewhere. Yeah movies, yeah movies while I was cleaning up my room.
Speaker 1:A Harry Potter episode at some point how?
Speaker 2:do? We keep saying that, but never commit?
Speaker 4:I think it's in.
Speaker 3:October oh you commit, I think it's October. We don't have a Halloween inspired movie and that's Witches and Widgets.
Speaker 1:Matt's got to find a time to rewatch all eight, just so he can keep his.
Speaker 3:If it's October, it's fine.
Speaker 1:I need to watch all of these again. That means he's got to get through Deathly Hallows part one again. Oh boy.
Speaker 4:Look at me, I'll rewatch them.
Speaker 1:I gotta get through Goblet of Fire again without dying, because every fucking time that's my boy. I'm done, I'm done. I can't take nothing serious. No more. Fucking memes ruin everything. Cedric, cedric Diggory. Fucking memes ruin everything. Cedric, cedric, diggory. I like when Harry goes down in a little fucking room in four you know what those movies and Dumbledore goes down there like a motherfucker. Did you put your fucking name in a goblet? He didn't say fucking, but that's what he wanted to say.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't, because it wasn't in the books that way. It was Hedwig. Hedwig did it. You know that Goblet of Fire was the last Harry Potter book I read before all the movies were out.
Speaker 3:Hey, this sums that up correctly. Uh-oh. So you want to make a sequel to the trilogy most fans hated, focused on Ray Palpatine After the backlash for the accolade, and hired a Pakistani activist to direct it, as you expect to take and you expect to take all Star Wars fans to the cinema. Good luck with that. We're basically going to boycott it. Yeah, at the current rate, disney's in the market to make money or lose money at this point.
Speaker 1:I mean there's four episodes left. The accolade could do a turn, could do a 180 and be the greatest thing ever. How they could have Plo Koon come back and no-diff the Master. It could happen. He'd have to come back and kill the entire cast.
Speaker 2:Well, he should then.
Speaker 3:Fresh start. I was like I asked Dean, how are you going to accept or like any of these characters when they all have to die by the end of the show?
Speaker 2:I didn't mean that quite literally, but I wanted to mention it. Why do I say shit that just leaves?
Speaker 1:me, what if? What if the last 20 minutes of the Acolyte is the master winning, everyone's defeated and shit? Then out of the off-screen you hear a hey, motherfucker, and it's Mace. He's not alive yet, damn.
Speaker 3:That would save Star Wars, though it would. He's human. He can't be alive yet.
Speaker 1:Jay. Wouldn't that save it, though that would. No, it'd make things worse no, mace Windu's saying motherfucker and no different.
Speaker 2:It'd have to be somebody like Mace, that Mace is related to or something because, again, human.
Speaker 1:Oh god, who the fuck? I'm trying my best to fucking. How can I save? I'm trying to save it. I'm trying to save it with some ass. Pull the power of friendship. This isn't anime. Fairytale already does it the whole time. Oh fuck, bear with me people. Fairy Tail already does it the whole time. Oh fuck, bear with me, people. I'm gonna save it. I'm gonna save the Acolyte.
Speaker 2:Friendship doesn't save Star Wars.
Speaker 1:Shit. R2-d2 might not even be made yet. Fuck no, he's not.
Speaker 3:I don't trust, I wouldn't trust that birthday either.
Speaker 2:For fuck's sakes, watch him fuck up C-3PO's origin. Oh lord, anakin created him, yeah, and they're gonna say something else happened. R2-d2 was already there, though he was just a fucking droid that followed around. Uh, obi-wan, wasn't he?
Speaker 3:R2?.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You need to go re-watch Phantom Menace.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3:R2 is one of the mech droids on Queen Amidala's fucking spaceship.
Speaker 1:Okay, I guess he can have a fucked up origin somewhere. I fucking, I gotta go. So I guess we are open to having him have a fucked up origin somewhere.
Speaker 2:I fucking gotta go. So I guess, we are open to having him have a fucked up. Origin I love.
Speaker 1:I relate so much to R2. I just see that as me and my co-host, jay Jay C3PO, though I'm R2. I just see it.
Speaker 2:I see it as irritated as I get with actions that happen. Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1:No, no, just like when they get off the ship in three. What are you doing? Where are you going? Where are you going? Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Where are you going? Fine, go, beep, beep, beep.
Speaker 2:And you're just being clearly bound into Star Wars.
Speaker 3:And now we have Jawa juice. You're talking about the purple milk. No, oh, but it was green milk in the Last Jedi.
Speaker 1:You also forgot the other scene where Luke goes on the Falcon I think it was the Falcon and R2's there Beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop. Watch your language and me. We need R2. But R2 could save it, you know he could. Who is just funny? Beep beep, beep, beep. Nobody swears more than R2-D2. He's the most explicit character. Why has that meme come up now?
Speaker 2:It's too legendary. That's why I bring it up. You're going to have R2 show up and act like Remember the knife scene. He's just going to toss out a lightsaber to one of the Jedi Masters. It's going to miss and it's going to fucking go through somebody's head.
Speaker 3:If they show R2-D2 in this show, he's the second oldest living Star Wars character.
Speaker 2:That makes Second oldest.
Speaker 3:Yoda.
Speaker 2:There, it is right. There it actually makes sense with how much systems he's had to have replaced over the years.
Speaker 1:If R2 ever spoke one line of dialogue. Here's what I would accept. This man was a man.
Speaker 2:R2 was alive and a droid in episode one You're just accepting him being turned into a woman and a lesbian. Yes, that's how it should be.
Speaker 1:That's why you're wearing the pink suit today. Yeah, I'm right, maki Mamami, maki Ma she makes she doms men and the pink deer.
Speaker 3:I'm not getting on fucking, but um you're getting on something I'm gonna get on it.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna get on it. All the chainsaw man fans are like, yeah, but uh, if R2 ever said words in any star instead of beep, beep, beep, beep. If he said anything, this fucking droid was there for episode 1 all the way to fucking 9, the last one I could see someone, r2. Can you tell us your story? R2 just stopped beeping boy. I've seen some shit end of credit credits roll you're gonna bumblebee him, aren't you?
Speaker 2:well, the whole reason he doesn't have a voice is because somebody ripped it out, and this, and this is how I'm gonna somebody ripped it out, and this is how I'm going to end it.
Speaker 1:He hasn't found the proper voice box. This is how I'm ending the episode. I know how to end it, and for them words, for them words. The voice actor cast as R2-D2 is Pete Davidson.
Speaker 4:Cocoon no.
Speaker 1:Jay thought he's like no, no, he might listen. Jay, say your piece to Pete Davidson right now, maybe he's listening. Say your piece Make peace. He don't like you, pete, he don't like you.
Speaker 2:Say your piece. I've never said I hated Pete, I just. You know how there's people when you listen to their voice or you look at them and it's like what's wrong with you, what's voice. Or you look at them and it's like what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1:What's?
Speaker 2:your opinion on Seth Rogen's laugh. It's forced. How does he do it, jay? I can't even imitate it. It's horrible, I can't imitate it.
Speaker 4:You're like shut up.
Speaker 2:They have him do it on purpose because they think it's funny.
Speaker 1:No, hate Every movie he's in.
Speaker 2:they make him laugh, no hate to any of these actors.
Speaker 1:They all got great, all got good work. But I want Jay's honest to God. Who's your least favorite out of these three? Pete Davidson, seth Rogen, jonah Hill Go, look at him, he's got a process. Whoa, I'm happy. I asked. Look how deep in thought he's like wow, wow. I don't like any of them very much.
Speaker 2:Jonah can do serious roles. Pete Davidson can do serious roles. Pete Davidson can do serious roles, so it's probably Seth, because he's the only one I haven't seen with a range.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true, true, true. And the sad thing is no wait, Pete Davidson was. But when we love Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill and this is the end. People out there, if you have not seen this is the end, watch it. It is in my top 10 favorite comedies of all fucking time.
Speaker 3:I don't need to see Jonah get fucked in the ass again what about Hermione? That wouldn't be on. This is the end she was in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she thought she was going to get raped and she beat everyone up and left Because they fucking idiots can't fucking. That movie fucking puts me in the fucking tears. Like Matt said, the fucking Joan again.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know who I accept in movies what, but his role is just there for shits and giggles.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 3:No, now you imagine, here's my experience with that movie. But his role is just there for shits and giggles. Here's my experience with that movie. Now imagine me going to see that movie with a born-again Christian.
Speaker 1:This is the end.
Speaker 2:Yes, Born-again Christian. Yes.
Speaker 1:Oh, maybe extreme. That movie ain't anti-Christian to me.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 1:To me it's not. I'm not offended.
Speaker 2:It's showing people what the fuck happens if you don't accept and you get raptured and the backstreet boys are fucking there most believable part. Honestly, how is that?
Speaker 3:the one thing it's the most believable part, honestly so I take it, you're born again, christian friend hated it.
Speaker 2:Of course you can have anything you wish for.
Speaker 1:friend is a loose term these days, but I related to Franco the most and I died Again, I got eaten.
Speaker 3:Well, as long as you didn't relate to Channing Tatum, it's fine.
Speaker 2:Channing Tate Yum, you mean it's weird how, anytime he makes a cameo in a movie, it's always a role like that.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 2:Where it's something sexual. Remember his role in Bullet Train, same thing, where he had to switch clothes and he asked if it was going to be sexual.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, he was. I watched Free Guy today too, so that's where my it was going to be sexual. Oh, that one was right. Oh, yeah, yep, yep, he was. It was yep. Yeah, it was Channing.
Speaker 3:Tatum. I watched Free Guy today too, so that was where my brain was trying to go.
Speaker 2:It's like oh one thing I wanted to say Was he in there too? Yeah, yeah, it was still the same fucking thing, wasn't it you watched?
Speaker 1:If right, someone played Keith.
Speaker 2:Who played him? Someone literally played Keith. Yes, that's the ongoing joke. So who played Keith? It was credited at the end. Who played Keith? No, you're kidding right, it was Brad Pitt. He played Keith. It was Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt as Keith.
Speaker 3:Keeping the online going joke of him being the invisible man in Deadpool and all these other things. That was. My favorite part of the movie, though, was Keith being the dad's imaginary friend.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say John Cena.
Speaker 3:That also could have sadly worked. That would have been funny.
Speaker 1:That, sadly, could have worked, to be honest, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I literally thought you were going to say John Cena, because I did not. Hey, keith. No. What got me, though, is that Keith was the dad's.
Speaker 3:That was the best part of the movie to me. Eh, it's like, of course, it was Krasinski that came up with an invisible you know what my brain did when I put the two together.
Speaker 2:It's like oh, it's Krasinski's. He modeled it after his wife. That never happened.
Speaker 1:What he's going to be, Mr Fantastic, but he never got his wife yeah, and we're getting pedro, we're getting now we're getting pedro, which I have come to accept I've seen a damn meme on instagram and I forgot to fucking send it to you, but it had me dying. We all love the movie, but I had to. I do relate to it enough for a lot. It had me dying. We all loved the movie, but I had to. I do relate to it enough for a lot. It's a scene of Pedro Pascal in the car with Nicolas Cage, where he's all happy and violent when they're high as fuck.
Speaker 1:That one happy friend who's always happy and bubbly. You just don't understand why Nicolas Cage is staring at him and I'm just like that's me in the car with you all the fucking time On the way here.
Speaker 4:What the fuck were you saying as you got in the car?
Speaker 1:Jay, jay my favorite one, I'm hyper Jay Jay's here or some shit, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3:My favorite one recently with that meme was Nicolas Cage being labeled as a bank robber and it's saying the bank robber and the bank. It's saying the bank robber's staring and, as Pedro was saying, me staring at the bank robber letting him know me hitting the kid I'm just gonna get away with because I'm a horse. God damn you internet.
Speaker 1:Wait, oh shit, see I. Just I was thinking of Acolyte. They're technically Mei, is technically is Mei and he's not born yet. But is Mei above? Youngling? You get out of Youngling, right, youngling's like under 10 years old or something. Youngling, you haven't been taken as a Padawan.
Speaker 3:yet I thought she became a Padawan. I was gonna say she's a failed Padawan.
Speaker 2:Okay, May not. Osha Younglings are ones that are still unschooled.
Speaker 3:She doesn't qualify as a youngling. She was never part of the.
Speaker 2:Jedi Order. As far as my understanding, the way that you can tell you're a Padawan is one that you're always with your master, and you have this fucking little, the braid. The braid. I never understood why that was a thing.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was another funny thing. It's like these girls have been apart for 17 years and have the same haircut.
Speaker 1:They have one actor playing two people and they couldn't fucking give her a wig All I was going to say was if younglings are the problem, you know who could solve that, but he's not born yet. He could easily solve that issue. Younglings are the problem. Okay, here I come, just like that fucking meme where no running and the kid runs into the street and the lightsaber comes out it's Anakin running towards him. Runs into the street and the lightsaber comes out, it's Anakin running towards him. People are fucking evil, but funny as fuck. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:It's almost like that fucking meme.
Speaker 1:Yes everyone, we're having random meme talk.
Speaker 2:I've seen a meme where this guy dressed up as Darth Vader to go to a children's cancer ward. This is so legit. Can you guess what they said on it?
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 2:Well, these kids had fun their last day.
Speaker 4:No no.
Speaker 3:Somebody asked I have a picture here Somebody asking Palpatine with the Jedi all dead what should we do with their temple? Palpatine's saying I don't care, rent it out to something. It's a spirit Halloween. Rent it out to something that hits home way too well.
Speaker 2:Why is it that I can actually see that being an actual joking robot chicken and Jawa's running it?
Speaker 4:Teeny Teen. It Teeny, teeny Teeny.
Speaker 1:Teeny, not the fuck Teeny Teeny.
Speaker 2:Where the fuck have they been? They haven't showed up since Mandalorian. Son of a bitch. I'm like where's some Jawas.
Speaker 1:We need some Jawas. They can't ruin them. I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 3:That's season one, season one. That is season one where they're ransacking a spaceship.
Speaker 2:Get out of here. Get out of here I thought the fucking hangar lady had a few as pals.
Speaker 3:No, those are the robot droids.
Speaker 1:Oh, I can't say that on the cast.
Speaker 3:No, they did bring in something.
Speaker 2:They did bring in parts I could have swore she was dating one of them, or something like that.
Speaker 3:No, that was somebody else.
Speaker 1:The spaceship woman said she dated one. They're hairy.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's awkward. Yeah, they're supposed to be, these little black fluff balls underneath the cloaks. Houdini, houdini With glowing red or yellow eyes. That's another species that nobody has actually seen outside of, I wonder what's a better adaptation?
Speaker 1:what's a better piece of Star Wars media? The Acolyte or Family Guy's take on Star Wars, family Guy, family Guy, family Guy at least honors it. So Cleveland is our two. Welcome to my neighborhood bitch. Yeah, he's swearing.
Speaker 2:Just not bleeped out and quagmire C3. Oh god, no, that doesn't fit. I am older than you, but that doesn't fit.
Speaker 3:I will not be playing a video game, unfortunately.
Speaker 2:What video game Do we have?
Speaker 3:video game news oh, the Wolverine, video game you won't be playing it why? Sweet Baby Inc is bought into it. What Sweet Baby Inc? They're the ones that are doing all the diversity stuff with all the video games.
Speaker 4:Oh, excuse me, all the diversity stuff with all the video games they're running.
Speaker 3:Oh no, they're no. Jean Grey is no longer hot.
Speaker 2:Can I go back to the Justin Timberlake what I?
Speaker 3:need to see that closer, can I?
Speaker 4:go back to the.
Speaker 2:Justin Timberlake month. It's gonna be my. Can I go back to May?
Speaker 3:You do know he's in the news right now for DWI.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's just because he probably had that's human, that's human.
Speaker 1:Probably had a fucking fight with Jessica Biel.
Speaker 3:No, he was high as fuck. You can see that in his mugshot.
Speaker 2:No, I've seen it, or I was listening to the radio and they were blaming Brittany. Uh, they were saying it's Brittany's fault.
Speaker 3:There's a Star Wars meme for not Dean.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 2:Uh, oh, you know what I love about you? It's my smile. Right, he's looking away. It's my oh fuck, no, come on, what do you mean? Not Dean, it's not the ass. He'd still like it.
Speaker 4:Classic.
Speaker 2:Especially since it's her.
Speaker 1:I mean Natalie Portman, even though.
Speaker 3:Natalie.
Speaker 1:Portman is not stacked like that, she's also recently divorced, so shoot your shot.
Speaker 2:I'll be up in. Here you go, dean, say it online now, Natalie.
Speaker 1:Portman, I love you. Marry me, I'll take care of you.
Speaker 3:I have pops to offer.
Speaker 1:I like that's how you're selling. I have pops and I have a big dick too.
Speaker 3:Well, don't worry.
Speaker 1:Could you have?
Speaker 3:sounded any more retarded while saying it Don't worry, he'll send you the picture.
Speaker 4:I have a big dick too.
Speaker 2:No, that's his cave deed. He'll send you the picture. He's not shy.
Speaker 3:No, we know, he's not.
Speaker 2:He's still trying to win the game against me, but I will not see it. Matt, have you lost? Lost what?
Speaker 1:Why do you got to tell? I have an ongoing joke with Jay that if he ever accidentally seen it, I win. I'm going to win. He's like no, you're not.
Speaker 3:I lost something else, though. What I lost the game.
Speaker 2:Did you see the starfish?
Speaker 3:No, oh, you missed that joke.
Speaker 1:Okay, seeing that. Oh God, I lost the game. If you don't understand. Okay, seeing that, oh.
Speaker 3:God, I lost the game. If you don't understand that, go to hell.
Speaker 2:I lost the game. I've lost that game. When it was created, Yep and I thought about it, so I lost. Different game entirely. Who the fuck? This one is very mental.
Speaker 1:I'm still processing the fact that who the fuck would divorce Natalie Portman? Maybe she was the one that wanted the divorce.
Speaker 2:Who was her?
Speaker 1:husband Some guy. Obviously some guy, some guy. I'm going to look it up now. It wasn't an actor or nothing. I don't think I wouldn't know. I don't keep up on that stuff. I follow that stuff a little bit here and there.
Speaker 2:Their lives are their lives. Man, 43 years old. I'm honestly lucky enough. I even meet one.
Speaker 1:Benjamin.
Speaker 3:Millipede. Kathleen Kennedy blames male Star Wars fans for the show's failure. Kathleen Kennedy blames male Star Wars fans for the show's failure when it's registered that 70% of the Star Wars audience is male.
Speaker 1:It's my fault Because I have a penis. It's my fault.
Speaker 3:So who are you preaching the show to? It's not the 70% of male audience.
Speaker 2:Look, we have no problem with the whole lesbian thing. We have the problem with your interpretation of the Force and timeline.
Speaker 1:Oh, they don't care about the timeline, they ain't cared about the timeline in fucking since ever.
Speaker 2:They haven't cared about the timeline since the Last Jedi. Oh God, that's already what? Over a decade.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because then the rise of Palpatine, what?
Speaker 3:The rise of Palpatine.
Speaker 1:I was trying to say the line.
Speaker 4:I was trying to say somehow Palpatine came back, and I just said, the rise of Palpatine.
Speaker 1:What if that's the next movie?
Speaker 2:It already was a movie, I would have bought that movie title so much better the Rise of Palpatine. Did you do that on purpose?
Speaker 3:At least they would have saved it. At least they would have saved the line in the movie it's like again, Roger Palpatine again.
Speaker 2:Somehow he came back. Oh no, this is a different Palpatine, this is a different one.
Speaker 1:Robot Chicken is so fucking funny. Because I'm thinking of so much Robot Chicken. Whenever you say Palpatine, I think of go for Papa Palpatine. What do you mean? They blew up the Death Star. What do you mean? They blew up the Death Star. What do you mean? No? What do you mean? No, calm, Stop crying. How long have you been sitting in that suit? What do you mean? They blew up the Death Star.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, you killed millions of people. You pleb.
Speaker 2:That one's gonna sit with me forever. Now what? The rise of Palpatine? I will no longer call it Rise of Skywalker, rise of Palpatine, because she was never a Skywalker to me.
Speaker 3:She is now.
Speaker 2:No, she can't just take the fucking name.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'll never call her that, it's Rey Mysterio now.
Speaker 1:Oh God.
Speaker 2:Mysterio, uh-huh. No, because to me that's insulting Rey Mysterio. Oh, oh God, mysterio, uh-huh. No, because to me that's insulting Rey Mysterio.
Speaker 3:Oh well, he's old, he can deal with it 619.
Speaker 2:Well, it doesn't help. His son, his biological son, is basically.
Speaker 1:No, no, Dom is not. No, Eddie Guerrero is Dom's father.
Speaker 3:Currently in the mythos.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm talking shit, I'm just going back to that story.
Speaker 3:But I would have believed it as part of his ongoing story.
Speaker 1:Basically, dom has done nothing. No, they still buy into it. Yeah, because he looks like Eddie.
Speaker 2:Now he looks like Eddie, acts like Eddie, does everything. Eddie yeah, he's got the little fucking mustache.
Speaker 1:His relationship with Rhea Ripley. It's Liv Morgan now Because Rhea's gone. Rhea's been on injury.
Speaker 2:Except now he's acting like a total fucking. I don't know what. Simp Kinda.
Speaker 1:Dirty Dom. She's controlling the relationship that man cannot even talk. He gets booed so much.
Speaker 2:Actually. No, I can't even say anything, Because didn't Eddie do the same thing for Chyna? Kinda yeah.
Speaker 1:I no, I can't even say anything, because didn't Eddie do the same thing for China? China, yeah, I miss China. Rest in peace, china. Big, big, big Amazon woman.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she. Basically my brain transitioned too late. I was thinking the damn country.
Speaker 1:Rest in peace China.
Speaker 2:China with a.
Speaker 3:Y, I got it now.
Speaker 4:God, I'm having accidental zingers today. Rest in peace, China. What happened to?
Speaker 1:China, recently Japan got mad and finally fought back. They sent all the kaijus over there.
Speaker 3:It's like it's not North Korea what?
Speaker 1:happened to China? Why'd you say that? I'm thinking of classic memes. God damn it. Hey man, I'm going to step foot on North Korean soil Next then he stepped foot and he's in heaven.
Speaker 2:Well, that'd be just because Kim Jong-un Is that his name though. I see His daughter said you're dead.
Speaker 1:Have you seen the meme where fucking the guy's like my dog is scared of Kim Jong-un and he shows him the picture of the dog like woo woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Speaker 2:It's no worse than the dogs that can recognize when Joe Biden's on TV and they just start barking.
Speaker 1:Then Trump comes on. They just watch I'm dead, I'm like I'm done, man. Okay, I think we can end this episode.
Speaker 3:Can we.
Speaker 1:We talked about memes. Now I hope you enjoyed our random comedy session at the end here. I don't regret it. You mean, like 80% of our show is just the bike riders episode. You can't even call us the bike. Some random bullshit slash. Bike riders talk for 10, 15 minutes.
Speaker 2:You know, when I put this up, I'm going to be very interested in what the AI says. We should title it.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, oh, my going to be very interested in what the AI says. We should title it oh no, oh, my, That'll be fun. Big Dick Dean episode. Oh no, I said that, oh boy.
Speaker 2:No, you remember the last thing. What was the last thing I sent you? The paragraph I sent you where it tried saying you were starting up a fucking donut company. I love its help, so I don't have to do as much work, but, man, do I have to edit the shit out of that.
Speaker 3:I'll fully subscribe to the BDD though.
Speaker 1:Any comic book and manga needs in the Milwaukee area go to Lost World of Wonders, please. Good night, everybody Signing off.
Speaker 3:We're still on the clock. We're still on the clock.
Speaker 4:We're still on the clock. We're still on the clock. Still on the clock.
Speaker 1:Goodbye, everybody.
