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What if we told you that Deadpool danced to "Bye Bye Bye" while wielding Wolverine's corpse as a weapon? Join us on this rollercoaster episode of the Nightfalls Vale podcast as we break down the latest Deadpool and Wolverine movie with our special guest, "Mr. JJ". Expect the unexpected as we uncover the hilarious variations of Deadpool, from Dino Pool to Mermaid Pool, and react to jaw-dropping cameos like Wesley Snipes’ return as Blade and Elektra's surprise appearance.

From Henry Cavill’s unexpected cameo to the perfect comic-accurate portrayal of Wolverine, we've got you covered on all the Marvel references that had us buzzing. We reminisce about Chris Evans’ pre-Captain America roles and consider the potential of Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Thomas Wayne Batman. Our conversation is peppered with humorous takes on Ryan Reynolds' signature humor and a nostalgic look at the evolution of comic book adaptations, all while sharing our excitement for upcoming character appearances.

Marvel villains take center stage as we passionately debate their merits and shortcomings. We discuss iconic villains like Loki, Thanos, and Killmonger, while voicing our frustrations with how characters like Ultron and Red Skull were handled. Reflecting on the broader Marvel Cinematic Universe, we critique the portrayal of various villains and delve into the impact of Marvel TV series characters. Wrapping up, we express our anticipation for future Marvel projects and the return of fan-favorite characters, maintaining our signature humor and enthusiasm throughout. Don't miss this lively and engaging commentary on the ever-evolving world of comic book adaptations!

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Deadpool and Wolverine Movie Review

Speaker 1 0:12

Welcome to the Nightfallsville podcast. Deadpool and Wolverine review. Fuck yeah, our special guest is back, mr JJ.

Speaker 2 0:25

I forgot Mermaid Pool. That is sick.

Speaker 3 0:28

He's got a lot of pools. He just couldn't find the.

Speaker 1 0:31

I only have one more. I have Dino Pool.

Speaker 4 0:33

I'm surprised they didn't make one of him lying on a bearskin rug.

Speaker 3 0:38

Missed opportunity.

Speaker 4 0:41

Future opportunity.

Speaker 1 0:45

I was so in line with the show today Dino Pool is the only one Future opportunity I have Dino Pool also.

Speaker 3 0:51

Yeah, they're in the back Actually show how many are under.

Speaker 2 0:55

Dusty, deadpool, mermaid Pool, clown Pool, chicken Pool, wizard Pool.

Speaker 3 1:01

Oh yeah, he was actually thinking of getting you a specific.

Speaker 2 1:04

King Deadpool, Cheerleader Deadpool.

Speaker 3 1:07

He wanted to get you one of those Deadpools.

Speaker 1 1:09

Bedtime Deadpool.

Speaker 2 1:11

That's just.

Speaker 5 1:11

Wolverine pops.

Speaker 3 1:15

He wanted to get you Clown Pool.

Speaker 2 1:18

Can we just go?

Speaker 3 1:19

over the fucking movie.

Speaker 4 1:20

Yes, that's what we're here for. That's what the first part is. Do you know us? We get distracted all the time, motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 1:26

They brought Wesley's knife back.

Speaker 3 1:28

As brave Spoilers. I feel so ripped off too.

Speaker 2 1:34

They fucking brought Wesley's knife.

Speaker 3 1:37

The one and only. They fucking brought Wesley's knives. Oh, that's fucking dope. The one and only. Yeah, you gotta talk about the damn cameos first I believe him when he said the only blade.

Speaker 2 1:47

I don't fucking care. That was fucking dope. I saw a fucking Electra pop up.

Speaker 1 1:53

I'm like I saw a blade pop up.

Speaker 2 1:57

I jumped up out of my seat. I'm like I Blade pop up. I jumped up on my seat.

Speaker 3 1:58

I'm like I knew about Elektra. I didn't know about Blade. I didn't fucking know about Channing. That one threw me but I loved it. It's ironic because I was a fucking way there.

Speaker 2 2:11

I brought him up.

Speaker 4 2:12

Uh huh.

Speaker 3 2:16

Very ironic. It wasn't what you thought it for you thought you were talking about a horror movie, but that wasn't horror at all.

Speaker 2 2:23

I mean that was horror, oh god.

Speaker 1 2:27

But nah, it wasn't bad the action was a little, but I liked it a lot, I liked it more. I was like oh boy, I like when they go fucking full they always gotta put these stupid ass modern spins on somebody's costumes and she's like, just put them on the fucking costume, man.

Speaker 2 2:46

And they look good Fucking. I'm sorry them bringing back fucking Sabretooth Pyro Poe.

Speaker 1 2:53

They didn't. Sabretooth just came back to get offed.

Speaker 4 2:57

I'm like, oh boy, I'm a little disappointed they couldn't get what's his name back for Juggernaut. A little disappointed that was a different guy.

Speaker 5 3:05

Yeah, that wasn't him it looked like him.

Speaker 1 3:07

No, it didn't. No, it didn't, I didn't. I ain't seen that last stand in forever, so I was like I didn't even notice.

Speaker 4 3:15

But he had the same feel, I guess. Oh, the same build. Sure, that's all it really takes.

Speaker 1 3:21

What he?

Speaker 5 3:21

didn't want to come back.

Speaker 4 3:22

He couldn't come back. He was filming something when they were asking.

Speaker 1 3:27

It's like I can't. I'm sorry, I'm the, but always know I'm the juggernaut bitch and obviously Ryan Reynolds juggernaut wasn't in the cards.

Speaker 4 3:34

Yeah, that would have been the other thing, or it would cost too much to pull gold for that with as much as they were spending on cameos.

Speaker 3 3:42

Yeah, I was gonna say Chris Evans cameo. You know how much he's costing us.

Speaker 4 3:54

I mean, they called it out right in the beginning when he was in the interview with Happy. It's like what. We can't even get a Tony Stark cameo.

Speaker 3 4:05

My damn head threw me for a dead joke when Happy called himself Happy.

Speaker 2 4:10

Hold on Fucking Deadpool dancing a fucking bye-bye-bye.

Speaker 4 4:16

That's what I was going to say. What got you better Wesley Snipes or Deadpool dancing bye-bye Bye? That's what I was going to say. What got you better Wesley Snipes or Deadpool dancing Bye, bye, bye, wesley Snipes.

Speaker 2 4:22

But Deadpool dancing Bye, bye, bye. I'm like, oh hell, they have nailed every intro.

Speaker 3 4:28

As far as movie openings go, yes, deadpool has not failed.

Speaker 4 4:33

Deadpool 2 is probably the worst out of the three, but it was still funny and I'll always remember 1.

Speaker 2 4:40

Oh, that was, that was fucking.

Speaker 4 4:49

Marvel Jesus. So were you expecting him to use Wolverine corpse as a weapon?

Speaker 2 4:55

No, that was great. Fine, I won't use my weapons. What the fuck are you gonna do? Oh, oh.

Speaker 3 5:06

Were you expecting him to go shh when he had the?

Speaker 4 5:09

That was funny. Thank you, tendons.

Speaker 5 5:12

Shit.

Speaker 2 5:15

That was that intro fucking.

Speaker 3 5:17

I am surprised that even worked.

Speaker 4 5:20

He was surprised it worked it worked.

Speaker 2 5:26

They brought X-23 back.

Speaker 4 5:29

She's easy, because she was in the most recent Star Wars show, so she was already working for Disney. So that wasn't easy Ask.

Speaker 1 5:38

That was, that was I was. My heart hurt a little bit because, at least, but at the same time they addressed it that when they said even the daredevil couldn't, couldn't win, I'm like, oh, there's my whole. Damn it. Ben, you were on set and the Punisher Punisher you mentioned, punisher you know what?

Speaker 3 5:59

It is kind of sad you didn't get a single one.

Speaker 4 6:00

Which one there's?

Speaker 3 6:01

been five.

Speaker 2 6:04

Harry Cavill.

Speaker 3 6:06

Don't worry, we will treat you right.

Cameos and Marvel References

Speaker 4 6:09

To hear that be said was the coup de grace. It's like we're going to appease the internet in more ways than one.

Speaker 1 6:16

God, now you got me thinking about Punisher Thomas Jane Ray Stevenson.

Speaker 3 6:20

Rest in peace, burnfall God yeah, dean, I got to ask you what. When Henry's on the screen, did you know it was him? Yep.

Speaker 1 6:29

I knew that one.

Speaker 4 6:30

I knew that one. I figured you would know that was coming.

Speaker 1 6:32

It's.

Speaker 4 6:32

Henry Cavill.

Speaker 1 6:34

No, we're going to treat you better than they did down the street.

Speaker 3 6:36

No, I think the best cameo was comic accurate Logan the short king, short king.

Speaker 1 6:46

That was awesome. Oh, that was all. I laughed because that was always one thing. When they first cast you Jackman, the dude is 6'2". What are you?

Speaker 4 6:55

doing? Did you get your Loki reference with the brown suit? Wolverine fighting Hulk?

Speaker 2 7:03

Yes.

Speaker 4 7:05

Him doing his Loki rant. It's like I'm Marvel Jesus. Goddammit, I'm Marvel Jesus.

Speaker 3 7:12

I love the scene which makes me actually want the rumored movie, but I don't think it's actually going to happen. Is Hulk vs Wolverine they?

Speaker 2 7:21

did it as an animated movie.

Speaker 1 7:22

Yeah, they did.

Speaker 3 7:25

But to have Hugh and Hulk on screen, it's just a different feeling.

Speaker 1 7:30

I just love how Ryan just ran with the whole fucking. This is going to be a movie that saves the MCU. Okay, I'm Marvel. Jesus, let's go.

Speaker 4 7:39

I mean, he wasn't hiding it since the first trailer. Yep, I'm Marvel Jesus.

Speaker 1 7:45

No.

Speaker 3 7:46

Kevin Feige said cocaine's off limits. How many times was it mentioned?

Speaker 4 7:53

Just as often as cocaine.

Speaker 3 7:55

Just a fucking blind owl walking in. I'm twitching like a fucking like a dildo.

Speaker 1 7:59

Out like a dildo.

Speaker 2 8:01

I'm sorry, the post-credits scene of fucking Chris Evans doing that, mr Clean Mouth.

Speaker 4 8:07

Captain America swearing his ass off at Johnny Starr.

Speaker 3 8:10

He was waiting for it. They said cinnamon ring.

Speaker 1 8:14

I love it. Great new term for a butthole Cinnamon ring. I've seen him in. He said cinnamon ring, I love it. Great new term for a butthole Cinnamon ring.

Speaker 2 8:18

Wait wait what. I've seen him in the Losers, so I'm used to him swearing.

Speaker 4 8:21

Cinnamon ring, but it's just been so long. Language Since language, it's been so long.

Speaker 3 8:31

Has it really been that long?

Speaker 1 8:32

Yes.

Speaker 4 8:35

You lose track of time he didn't even swear that much as Johnny. And what came first? Fantastic Four or Losers? I think Fantastic.

Speaker 3 8:41

Four Fantastic Four. Yeah, because Losers came out.

Speaker 2 8:46

Hell, that might even came out after he was already Captain America.

Speaker 1 8:50

I love how, when you dig down the layers, I was. I don't like how. That's his profile picture for Google. What the fuck Porn stash Exactly?

Speaker 3 8:59

Is that a picture out of what the hell is that?

Speaker 4 9:03

One of his more recent movies.

Speaker 5 9:07

The mystery one.

Speaker 3 9:08

I'm looking, I gotta do the anti-hero list thing.

Speaker 5 9:12

We don't do that till the end.

Speaker 2 9:14

I know, but, I, still gotta think about it. We don't do that till the end.

Speaker 3 9:17

I know, but I still gotta think about it. We don't do that till the end. I'm gonna be the oddball on the list. I liked how they threw.

Speaker 1 9:22

I liked how fucking Pyro. I liked how they used Pyro to use Azazel.

Speaker 3 9:28

Azazel didn't have any lines, I'm like he was just Again.

Speaker 1 9:33

Teleport her up.

Speaker 3 9:34

I don't think he had any lines in first class.

Speaker 4 9:37

You don't need to talk. Losers was 2010. Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer was 2007. So they were both before Losers. And then he got Losers and Captain America First Avenger was 2011. So he was filming both at the same time, wow.

Speaker 3 9:54

Wow, so he became Captain America and lost the losers.

Speaker 4 10:00

Well, losers didn't do well. Yeah, it didn't.

Speaker 3 10:03

Despite the cast. It kind of sucks because it actually is a good movie. It was fun.

Speaker 4 10:08

Despite the cast. I mean, the only person that didn't rise to fame after that was the sniper guy. Yeah, everybody else broke out after that Idris Elba, zoe Saldana.

Speaker 2 10:21

Yeah, chris Evans. Yeah.

Speaker 4 10:27

What's his name? The leader. He was always kind of a major-minor actor, yeah. Then he became Thomas Wayne and now he's in all the TV shows. He was just in the Boys, he was in he's Negan from.

Speaker 1 10:42

Walking Dead. Yeah, that's my motherfucker, jeffrey Dean Morgan. That was his name. Yep, I know that name. That's Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

Speaker 3 10:51

You gotta say it out loud like that too, jeffrey. What with?

Speaker 5 10:54

the gusto you can't even.

Speaker 3 10:56

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, you can't even you can't shorten it to JDM Jeffrey Dean Morgan. It's gotta be Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

Speaker 4 11:00

Well, when you say JDM, it just gets crossed with JP Morgan.

Speaker 3 11:07

I hear that and for some reason I just think of the commercials.

Speaker 1 11:10

I wonder why my random DC comment whenever he's brought up. I will always just say fuck you to DC for robbing me of Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Thomas Wayne Batman. Fuck you, they robbed me.

Speaker 4 11:20

I should have had it. All DCU has done is rip away from you, henry Cavill. I know, I know they hurt me. I did appreciate Deadpool trying to call Electra Wonder Woman.

Speaker 1 11:31

Yep, it's Wonder God. I'm sitting there looking like, oh, it's just sitting in my chair. I'm like oh, jennifer Garner, I can tell you got some age on you. I still hit, though, but I can tell you got some age on you. Oh, blade, look at Wesley Snipes looking old. I heard the cake.

Speaker 3 11:48

I like the white patch in the hair and the goatee.

Speaker 4 11:51

I heard the cake's common too for Lady Deadpool what I heard, the cake comment too.

Speaker 3 11:55

It's your kind of cake. I'm not going to lie. Ryan Reynolds gets to hit that. Ryan Reynolds gets to hit that.

Speaker 4 12:02

I did find it funny that Ryan said the baby bump going away post baby thing before it happened. That's your wife, man.

Speaker 3 12:13

It's okay he identifies as a feminist, yeah.

Speaker 1 12:16

Feminist. I'm a feminist.

Speaker 4 12:20

That was your Deadpool, that I was saying. That's the one where I'm going to say Hi, Dean, I'm a feminist.

Speaker 3 12:27

He's not nice, paul, no.

Speaker 4 12:29

Dean can regenerate, but you know he would be carrying around golden-plated desert eagles.

Speaker 3 12:34

He's going to be as flashy as fucking possible. He'd steal something from each Deadpool. This one could be me too.

Speaker 1 12:42

Jay, could that one be me? You'd be eating yourself.

Speaker 4 12:45

No, you wouldn't be wearing the suit, you'd be eating chicken.

Speaker 2 12:51

Chicken poo.

Speaker 3 12:52

I put something out there as a joke and it didn't even go. Nope, you're fine, oh god. Thank you, matthew.

Speaker 4 12:56

McConaughey, I put something out there as a joke and it didn't even go. Nope, you're fine. Oh God, oh my God, Thank you, Matthew McConaughey. I wanted an all right, all right, all right, but I didn't get it All right, all right, all right, all right.

Speaker 2 13:11

So, god we, why was?

Speaker 4 13:12

Shatterstar, there he was an X-Force, yeah, but all the.

Speaker 2 13:16

X-Force.

Speaker 4 13:16

except Peter died, he even brought it up, yeah, and he brought back everybody alive? No, he didn't, he only saved.

Speaker 2 13:23

Peter.

Speaker 4 13:28

Just another throwing character. He wasn't doing anything. He's not filming Mortal Kombat right now.

Speaker 2 13:33

They didn't bring Domino back either Nope.

Speaker 4 13:36

Hey, you know that's the sad thing, because wasn't she?

Speaker 3 13:39

rumored to be in there.

Speaker 2 13:40

Well, with what happened with TJ Miller, yeah.

Speaker 1 13:45

He was never going back because of their issues. Oh, weren't there controversy with that?

Speaker 2 13:49

Yeah, but yeah, no, I expect they didn't bring the kid back either. I mean, he didn't have the cable that I expected.

Speaker 4 14:01

No, it would have been funny because of the Thanos level shit. There were more Thanos. There was Thanos jokes available. I love how.

Speaker 1 14:10

Kalok, why don't you go back to your other character? Oh my god, other hair you could have just used Thanos.

Speaker 4 14:27

You didn't even need Josh Brolin, you just needed a Thanos.

Speaker 2 14:29

Yeah, they went cameo crazy with this movie.

Speaker 4 14:36

They wanted to. There are so many rumors for so many more.

Speaker 3 14:38

He's been hinting at it since one he's like well, we didn't have the budget for a single X-Men.

Speaker 4 14:44

Yeah, and then you got First Class. There was rumors that Halle Berry was going to be in this, that James Marsden was supposed to be in this.

Speaker 3 14:54

I actually kind of feel bad. We didn't get a Storm or something. Yeah, we didn't even get it in like a backstory.

Speaker 1 15:00

I was hoping to see him in Logan's Like is there?

Speaker 3 15:01

a deleted scene or something in Logan's memory.

Speaker 1 15:03

I was hoping to see him in Logan's memory. Like we gonna see him. We gonna see him.

Speaker 4 15:07

Dang. Even if we did, they were showing scenes that we'd already seen, so it wasn't like but that's a minor.

Speaker 1 15:13

That's just a minor gripe, very minor disappointment. It's not like I harp and moan how Multiverse of Madness was a little bit disappointing to me. That's not that level of disappointing, but that was oh damn. No X-Men, Damn.

Speaker 3 15:26

Multiverse of Madness had it in its fucking title and they still didn't deliver.

Speaker 1 15:29

You gave us the Illuminati, cool, anything else, that's it.

Speaker 4 15:37

And then the Illuminati went out like a bitch. Yep, I don't know John Krasinski versus Chris Evans' death is.

Speaker 3 15:42

Okay, I accept Chris Evans' death over John Krasinski's. He got turned to spaghetti.

Speaker 4 15:48

Black versus skin to life and plat splat.

Speaker 3 15:53

Johnny still had some movement and emotion without his skin, Motherfucker.

Speaker 2 15:56

I thought he died after fucking he dropped.

Speaker 3 16:01

I would have died after my balls got cropped that way.

Speaker 2 16:04

Not even that, but the way his head hit and he landed. I'm like he dead. No, no, he's alive.

Speaker 4 16:13

He's in the bowl, the Mad Max bowl. He's gotten smacked around by things so many times.

Speaker 1 16:21

Oh God, their little montage RAP the Fox at the end was kind of funny. They put that fucking 2015 Fantastic Four in there. I'm like no, that don't exist.

Speaker 3 16:30

Hey, come on. No, no, no. How funny would it have been to see Michael B Jordan there, though you did see him.

Speaker 1 16:35

Oh, in the credits you did, In the montage you did. Yeah.

Speaker 3 16:37

You're talking in the movie I'm talking in the movie.

Speaker 1 16:41

No, I don't want to remember that movie. No, that movie was terrible, fucking terrible.

Speaker 2 16:45

Wait, wasn't he Killmonger?

Speaker 1 16:48

Yes, yeah, we're talking Fantastic Four.

Speaker 3 16:49

It wouldn't have been even funny.

Speaker 1 16:50

It's the multiverse, so you could have the reboot they tried to do. That was just ass cheeks Never thought.

Speaker 4 16:56

Just ass cheeks None of the actors.

Speaker 3 16:57

Be glad Me and Jay. He got it as a birthday movie.

Speaker 1 17:00

That was ass cheeks.

Speaker 3 17:01

Holy fuck. So we made a point to actually go in to see it, and it's like this is ass cheeks. Sad part is they hate things right and then they just fucked everything else. And the end was actually a part of that area.

Speaker 1 17:18

Cool to left area Cool, awesome, nice. And then he turned into this fucking digital bullshit, yeah, and he looked like a crash test dummy, yeah.

Speaker 3 17:22

Like what the fuck? A lit up green crash test dummy.

Speaker 1 17:26

The best thing was the ending. We're fantastic. I'm like that is such a cringe ass way to end this. I'm done. I just needed more cringe. And it was done too. Yeah, my god, holy shit. It just needed more cringe, and it was done too.

Speaker 3 17:37

Yeah, my god, holy shit, it didn't help. Their explanation of the stepfamily and all that.

Speaker 1 17:41

And I liked a lot of the cast in there. I love Miles Teller. I fucking like Michael B Joe. My god, this fucking.

Speaker 3 17:48

They missed out on Thing.

Speaker 5 17:50

Huh.

Speaker 1 17:51

Thing was bad. Even Kate Mara I think it was Kate Mara as well that she's yeah wasn't bad. Thing was bad. I didn't like Thing at all. They made him too CGI.

Speaker 3 18:03

Not even the CGI. Thing.

Speaker 1 18:07

He was Too depressed.

Speaker 3 18:10

It wasn't Michael.

Speaker 1 18:10

Chiklis.

Speaker 3 18:11

Yeah, that's us. That's us being internet nerds. You can't beat Michael.

Speaker 2 18:20

I'm sorry Him getting a soup tailor.

Speaker 1 18:25

Your tailor's a predator.

Speaker 3 18:28

Dean, you loved every minute of that.

Speaker 1 18:30

You think I just sat there and like yeah, yeah, Slap it again.

Speaker 2 18:35

Between the slapping his ass and the rabbit In the front. You would have been like you're missed. Yeah, slap it again. Yes, between the slapping his ass and the rabbit.

Speaker 3 18:39

Slapping the front. You would have been like you're missed, don. You only got the balls.

Speaker 2 18:44

Like oh my God, this is so good.

Speaker 1 18:49

Oh my God, If I watches that movie like we did this, Disney, we did this.

Speaker 2 18:56

I'm sorry you couldn't have two fucking rated R fucking Deadpool movies and then go PG-13 for this one. They tried.

Speaker 4 19:05

You get the PG-13 re-release and I appreciate the narrative aspect that they tried to do with that, with Princess Bride.

Speaker 1 19:14

I appreciate it Still made it funny. Oh my god, that was a journal in Russia. It was great.

Speaker 3 19:24

Oh my god, that was so many cameos, so many Easter eggs, so much.

Speaker 1 19:31

They had a whole fight in a Honda Odyssey.

Speaker 2 19:34

That was fucking great.

Speaker 3 19:36

The pan out to just the car bouncing.

Speaker 2 19:39

Like I'm sorry, the coexist, I'm sorry. Out of all the fight scenes that was my favorite. Damn fucking each other up in a car.

Marvel Villains and Deadpool Movie Analysis

Speaker 4 19:49

Yes, Each of the fight scenes had its moments. Each one nailed the goofiness and some action packed with each one, just the subtle huddle push of the Deadpool core I still wonder how long Ryan Reynolds was outside Hugh Jackman's house camped out trying Come back, come back. Blaring whisper Come back.

Speaker 3 20:17

You actually wanted that scene in the movie, didn't you? Come back Him wearing a trance coat with a room box on top of his head. Come back.

Speaker 1 20:25

Well, he said it until he's 90.

Speaker 5 20:26

Baby come back.

Speaker 2 20:31

Yeah, no, they were fighting all the Deadpools and all of them were going down. I'm like the fuck, yeah. I was like, oh, here they come, they're back. I'm like, okay, nice pool, I understand, he doesn't have the cancer, he's not fucking scarred up, like I saw that coming a mile away. Like I'm like you don't have regeneration.

Speaker 4 20:49

I did like my plan until they did the RIP Fox Universe at the end. I told Jay this before the thing. It's like I knew the Greatest Showman song was in the movie and it would have been fitting if that was the end credit song, because it's just, this is the greatest show. But then they did the Fox montage and it did like nope, that song wouldn't have played well with the movie.

Speaker 2 21:17

Oh my god, that movie is fucking perfect.

Speaker 4 21:23

And, yes, it's probably my number one out of the three.

Speaker 1 21:26

Yes, oh, it's my favorite Deadpool movie, yeah.

Speaker 2 21:31

It goes three, one, two yeah.

Speaker 5 21:33

Yeah.

Speaker 3 21:35

Sorry, two, but I am such a gamer when it came to the Deadpool core. I wanted more skins.

Speaker 4 21:42

You didn't get enough. I saw enough comic book references on there. To begin with, I wanted more. There are so many more. You didn't get enough animal variants, that's about the only thing I can say. Dinopool and a pool oh God, there's so many animal variants yeah.

Speaker 3 21:59

I'm happy we got a dog pool.

Speaker 2 22:02

I'm happy they brought a head pool.

Speaker 3 22:07

I still didn't pick out his voice actor, though it's supposed to be Pete Davidson.

Speaker 2 22:11

He only said like two lines I'm sorry, I was too enthralled to be like is it Uzi time? It's Uzi time.

Speaker 4 22:21

I'll pay attention on Tuesday, but I'm pretty sure I believe that was Pete.

Speaker 3 22:28

I can't even tell anymore after Transformers. Him being a voice actor just fits better than him being an actor to me. I don't know if it's his face or whatever, but whenever I put the face with the voice it doesn't mix. It fits better than him being an actor to me. I don't know if it's his face or whatever, but whenever I put the face with the voice it doesn't mix well with me.

Speaker 4 22:45

But now that it's just voice it's fine, I don't think he cares what you think he gets to be Kim Kardashian. I know he makes me laugh and makes me cry. I don't know if you got the reference, but okay and makes me cry.

Speaker 3 22:57

I don't know if you got the reference, but okay, nope, jessica Rabbit, oh Jesus. Oh man, you're awfully quiet.

Speaker 2 23:07

Huh, I'm afraid Roger Rabbit's a good one.

Speaker 4 23:09

Yes, it is, I'm a little disappointed that the animated special I did for or saw for Deadpool didn't make the reference, but this movie didn't. In calling Paradox, mr Darcy, I like how that broke JJ's mouth.

Speaker 1 23:30

Did you have something going down your throat as well, as you said that?

Speaker 2 23:35

I'm sorry, but I heard Mr Darcy and all I could think of is married with children.

Speaker 1 23:43

I mean I don't have any disappointment. I'd have is kind of minor, I don't really. Nah, some might agree, some might not. I wasn't too. It wasn't bad. I was mad with Cassandra Nova. I was mad Like whatever, go away, I don't care, you're on screen. I'm not saying it was bad, I didn't care.

Speaker 4 24:04

I'm like you're not a good villain.

Speaker 3 24:06

How would you have felt if Not that you're bad what? How would you have felt if I'd have been more happy.

Speaker 1 24:10

I'd have like come on, come on. I just JJ because he has a comment, so she stays in the void. I'm sorry, I wasn't too, I don't care.

Speaker 2 24:18

As the resident X-Men nerd.

Speaker 3 24:20

Yeah, like I don't, we have you here for a reason Like okay.

Speaker 1 24:25

He's like let me here, I can.

Speaker 2 24:30

Cassandra Noble.

Speaker 1 24:32

Was a mad villain to begin with. So you're like they weren't fanned to just throw someone in here, throw her in there, you weren't going to get an.

Speaker 3 24:39

English villain to do this From writers in the beginning.

Speaker 2 24:42

Secondly, Marvel movies aren't really known for good villains.

Speaker 4 24:48

It's the best movies have had the best villains.

Speaker 1 24:51

The sad shit is oh my god, I can't do it. My rebuttal I was like no, I was going to say man, no Way, Home had great villains.

Speaker 3 24:59

They've all been done before They've just reused villains, and two of them you didn't even like. What.

Speaker 1 25:06

To your point, though this was their chance to be able to reuse villains.

Speaker 5 25:09

I was fine with them.

Speaker 4 25:10

And they didn't. They still gave us some of the original.

Speaker 1 25:12

Wait, are you talking about Marvel movies in general? Yeah Well, see, now that brings up a thing we can sidetrack a little bit.

Marvel Villains Review and Debate

Speaker 2 25:19

We'll come back to that Sure Marvel movies in general do not have good villains.

Speaker 1 25:22

When you think about God. Thanos can go up there, thanos is great Loki and Thanos can go into the Automatic Hall of Fame We've got you here, jj.

Speaker 3 25:34

All three of us have put our villains into a list and we've thoroughly and I mean thoroughly, because we talk about them to you almost every episode surprisingly, so who do you like as far? As villains. I'm not as up to date as y'all. Also what you have seen and what you have done. Do you have a favorite?

Speaker 2 25:59

I have a top three, a top three.

Speaker 3 26:01

Okay.

Speaker 2 26:02

Loki yeah Thanos Yep Killmonger.

Speaker 3 26:09

Kind of seen Killmonger Thanos Okay, I mean shit. Scarlet Witch, oh man, she went out so badly though. Yes, okay, I mean shit, scarlet Witch, oh man, she went out so badly though yes, see, I don't want to say that because no, no, most, no, I can't.

Speaker 1 26:25

Matt and Jay would actually.

Speaker 2 26:26

Multiverse of Madness did her dirty no, they showed her as a threat that she actually is.

Speaker 4 26:31

I'd swap out Killmonger for Red Skull.

Speaker 2 26:33

I wasn't a fan of Red Skull.

Speaker 1 26:34

I liked him Hugo.

Speaker 2 26:36

Weaving yeah I liked it.

Speaker 1 26:38

Matt and Jay will probably.

Speaker 2 26:40

I wasn't as much of a fan because, as Captain America's biggest nemesis, you're going to kill him. Well, kind of kill.

Speaker 3 26:50

The problem is the problem is you didn't bring him back the way he was supposed to be brought back, nor did we get his legacy, his granddaughter Yep, like I don't understand, who actually is supposed to be a vampire, which would have led right to Blade. So, hey, marvel, listen up.

Speaker 2 27:05

Like again when it comes to Marvel villains, they kill them off.

Speaker 4 27:10

Yeah.

Speaker 2 27:12

Ultron was fucking a disappointment.

Speaker 1 27:14

Oh, ultron, disappoint-. Ultron was fucking a disappointment. Oh, ultron, maybe how they portrayed him, but James Spader owned that voice. Oh, yeah, no.

Speaker 3 27:22

He's not wrong, though he shouldn't have been a one-off villain.

Speaker 1 27:25

Yeah, they downplayed Ultron. They tried to redeem it with the he should be living somewhere Ultron got downplayed In every appearance of Iron man.

Speaker 3 27:33

You should have seen him. I don't know. A trickle, an Easter egg here or there, somewhere, him still living.

Speaker 4 27:41

He's a perfect setup to team up with Justin Hammer for Armored Wars you know what fuck it, let me get an Easter egg of him in the new Captain America movie.

Speaker 2 27:53

Yeah, it'd be perfect. Let me go through the list of villains. Red Skull I didn't like how they ended it, yeah.

Speaker 4 28:01

Not like how he ended it versus how he came off. Fine.

Speaker 1 28:05

Whiplash fucking atrocious. That was horrible. You are not alone there.

Speaker 4 28:12

Obadiah Stane for the first one, for the first Iron man.

Speaker 3 28:15

Obadiah Stane being the first one didn't first Iron man Obadiah Stane being the first one didn't?

Speaker 4 28:18

It wasn't memorable, but they got a good actor to play him, yeah.

Speaker 2 28:21

Abomination. They did atrocious.

Speaker 1 28:26

I'm not lying here, here here.

Speaker 5 28:29

I did this just for purposes.

Speaker 1 28:31

We can run through them really quick. I seen a list MCU. We can literally give a yay or nay. I'm not going to ignore I quick. I seen a list MCU, but I can literally give a yay or nay. I'm not going to ignore. I'm going to ignore the ranking. But well, you'll um um Crossbones. Captain America was a one-off.

Speaker 4 28:43

He wasn't a one-off but whatever, I liked him more before he became Crossbones, and as Crossbones I did absolutely dick with him.

Speaker 1 28:50

True, very true, the Grandmaster from Ragnarok Nah.

Speaker 4 28:56

Garbage. They fucked his character. Good actor didn't live up to anything.

Speaker 1 28:59

Oh God, Icarus from Eternals. Oh God, Ass. Oh God, Did you see Eternals?

Speaker 3 29:05

You did. I saw it with y'all oh yeah, you did.

Speaker 1 29:07

That was his last movie.

Speaker 3 29:08

Oh God, that's how much we didn't fucking care for that liked it.

Speaker 1 29:13

When I first watched, I did like it, but after you second, like how did I stay up for this?

Speaker 3 29:17

I want to take a nap you're asking the one person that has a bad habit. You mean the?

Speaker 4 29:22

movie that everybody ignores because I still haven't touched on any of the topics that happen.

Speaker 1 29:25

The best thing I remember about the movie was over it, each one. The thing I remember most is when they're when they don't show, no, but when they're fucking I'm like this thing doing a fuck scene, what the fuck. Remember that, and I shouldn't remember that. I should remember the movie.

Speaker 4 29:37

Yeah, he had a sex scene and didn't feature Selma Hayek. Oh, that's disappointing.

Speaker 1 29:42

I know he who Remains oh from Loki. It was Kang, it was Kang.

Speaker 5 29:46

Yeah.

Speaker 1 29:46

It was Kang. I like Kang. Oh boy, here's contention. Gore, the God Butcher, fuck that.

Speaker 5 29:55

That was Love and Thunder. I like his character.

Speaker 4 29:56

I like his character.

Speaker 1 29:57

Now I'm curious Do you guys, like I, didn't, hate Bale's portrayal of him?

Speaker 3 30:01

No, Was he used wrong? Sure, yes, but I didn't hate. I thought there wasn't enough of him actually killing universes.

Speaker 1 30:07

Okay that I agree with Not killing universes, killing gods. I'm thinking you guys really didn't like Bale's performance, but you performance but you're like, I didn't mind it.

Speaker 4 30:14

I was happy with it, but I accepted it. I mainly didn't like that. They changed its entire look because I couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 30:20

Couldn't do it, didn't want to do it.

Speaker 1 30:22

Oh boy, ronan the Accuser, there's a there's a throwaway.

Speaker 2 30:28

There's a great example of a great fucking Marvel movie that had an ass villain.

Speaker 4 30:34

There are many of those.

Speaker 1 30:35

Aldrich Killian.

Speaker 3 30:36

What's Killian?

Speaker 1 30:40

That's Iron man 3, right, killian.

Speaker 3 30:41

Hey, Dean, you're going to hate me for this.

Speaker 1 30:42

Yeah.

Speaker 3 30:43

Ronan to me is the same as Bane as far as villain in a movie, mom, not that Bane.

Speaker 1 30:50

I will take no, tom Hardy.

Speaker 5 30:52

Bane slander, because Tom Hardy Bane slander.

Speaker 1 30:54

Not that Bane, tom Hardy. Bane is legendary, me and Jay will.

Speaker 3 30:57

Tom Hardy Bane, because Bane ended up. Bane was perfect throughout that entire film.

Speaker 1 31:01

I agree with you.

Speaker 3 31:02

And then all of a sudden, here comes Talia.

Speaker 1 31:03

Then I agree with you Talia was done like shit Killian's from Iron man 3, right yeah.

Speaker 2 31:08

That whole movie Ass. They tried to turn him into Mandarin.

Speaker 1 31:12

Okay, whatever Ass, they fucked him. Ulysses Klaue. I thought Klaue was cool. I didn't think they used him enough.

Speaker 2 31:18

And then they killed him off.

Speaker 3 31:20

Yeah, ass, okay. His first appearance was in. He was in Black Panther 1.

Speaker 2 31:23

Yep, he was in Black.

Speaker 4 31:24

Panther 1?. His first appearance was in Civil War, that's true. No, not Civil War, ultron.

Speaker 1 31:30

Yeah, Arnim Zola, the computer guy, the Red Skulls guy.

Speaker 4 31:36

I like him as an actor in his reoccurring, but he's not big.

Speaker 3 31:38

Yeah, true, he didn't actually get to become Arnim Zola, though you know the computer fucking. Yeah, they glossed over that by putting him into the old-ass computer and then you kill him off in the secret room. And then, they fucking killed him off.

Speaker 5 31:50

Yeah.

Speaker 1 31:51

Alexander Pierce, that's Redford from Winter Soldier. I believe I like that for a political villain. Though I like that little political, he's not supposed to be a big villain. No, no, no. Odadiah Stane from Iron Monger.

Speaker 5 32:05

Not bad.

Speaker 1 32:05

Oh, we're getting to some decent ones. Now there's Ultron. I don't think he was bad. I loved his look, I loved his voice. I didn't think they used him right. I loved his look, I loved his voice.

Speaker 2 32:17

I didn't think they used him, right they killed off a major fucking.

Speaker 4 32:21

Avengers, villain Yep, and, to be fair, you can kill him off, but there's ways to bring him back.

Speaker 1 32:25

You can easily bring him back, you know what they did.

Speaker 3 32:28

All they did was use him to set up the next movie. What?

Speaker 2 32:31

they did was had Vision fucking block him off because Vision was a part of him so he couldn't connect.

Speaker 3 32:40

Vision's origin in that, didn't uh didn't go over too well.

Speaker 1 32:46

Well, now we're getting into ones that are, um okay, ego, guardians 2. I kind of like Kurt Russell as Ego. I'm not gonna lie that works for me.

Speaker 2 32:54

I'm not gonna lie Ego to live and planet.

Speaker 5 32:56

I'm not very knowledgeable. Lie that works for me. I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 2 32:58

Ego to live and planet. I'm not very knowledgeable on.

Speaker 4 33:01

In terms of being the physical, the human manifestation of it, it wasn't bad. It's just the Peter Quill aspect of it is kind of what hurt that movie a little bit more I agree.

Speaker 1 33:12

Here we go.

Speaker 3 33:13

Here we go. I don't know enough about Peter Quill's character to know my bias is going to come now.

Speaker 1 33:19

Quentin Beck Mysterio it was fucking great, I'm sorry. None of Spider-Man's villains missed None of them, missed None of them and again they killed them all. Yes, I will agree with that. Did you see no Way Home but the?

Speaker 2 33:32

way he went out. I get it. It's like making Spider-Man's identity known. He actually progressed.

Speaker 3 33:40

His death actually progressed the story. The sad thing, the sad thing, but again a good villain.

Speaker 1 33:47

I will agree. Because I'm Yep, I agree, and if they do bring him back.

Speaker 3 33:51

they have a hell of a fucking storyline to bring him back. I was very iffy and he'd love'd love it too, because Mephisto's involved, I was very.

Speaker 1 34:01

I was very iffy with Jill and Hall at first. Actually I was like Jill and Hall is mysterious. I'm like, no, never mind, I like it. No way home. You've seen all the Spider-Mans. I'm sorry that first is one of my probably in my top five for sequences in the entire MCU. That shit was so fucking good. I'm like, fuck, this is Mysterio. Look at him, Look at him. Go, oh, come on Fishbowl. And they used his comic look and made it cool, which I'm like thank you, that's what proved it to me. That's like, okay, you can take their lame-ass comic book looks like the fishbowl that Mysterio wears and make it cool, Okay.

Speaker 4 34:34

You can just interact how from the?

Speaker 1 34:36

villains. He gets Exactly. So okay, mysterio is unanimously liked. Oh, here's some Agatha Harkness.

Speaker 3 34:43

No, no, she was so great, her show got canceled before it started.

Speaker 4 34:47

No, it's still coming.

Speaker 3 34:48

Is it the trailer's out?

Speaker 1 34:50

Oh, it is, yes, okay, well, it's still coming.

Speaker 4 34:53

And nobody's gonna watch it.

Speaker 3 34:54

After playing Midnight Suns, I will watch it.

Speaker 1 34:58

Oh, they got Marvel. Oh, all Marvel villains. Jj, did you?

Speaker 3 35:00

play that game at all. Nope, I actually do recommend it, it's not just MCU.

Speaker 1 35:04

Here we go, here we go. Hela my bias, I exclude myself.

Speaker 3 35:11

Quit telling her to take the helmet off. Take it off.

Speaker 2 35:13

Don't you hate Hela, you son of a bitch, as a character and what they were doing with her?

Speaker 3 35:18

Cate Blanchett bias we like the actual Hela, you know, the ruler of hell, the non-sister.

Speaker 1 35:25

Cate Blanchett, my Cate, god again, loki's daughter. No well, hela's always usually high on people's list, but that's because people worship Ragnarok.

Marvel Villain Origins and MCU Critiques

Speaker 3 35:35

Me, no, I is usually high on people's list, but that's because people worship Ragnarok Me. No, I even think in the comics it was Loki's daughter. They actually still use Norse mythology.

Speaker 2 35:43

Yeah, hell, it wasn't one of Loki's daughters. In Norse mythology, Loki had a dog, a snake and a horse he's had six children.

Speaker 1 35:54

I have to read my book, but uh, but I don't. But then again I'm not too. If they fucking change up origins a little bit, I'm not too keen. Just don't change up the whole aspect of the thing.

Speaker 3 36:09

Her being the original.

Speaker 1 36:10

Thor.

Speaker 2 36:11

Oh God. What I didn't like about Hela is again one and done. She didn't like about Hela is again one and done.

Speaker 3 36:19

She didn't have to be either. That's like Thor's whole family except for Loki.

Speaker 2 36:23

Like why do people like Loki so much? Because you didn't kill him off.

Speaker 1 36:28

Yeah, there's. I mean, oh, the next one is another upper for everyone. Adrian Toomes Vulture. Everyone loved Michael Keaton as Vulture.

Speaker 3 36:37

He didn't die. He didn't die. He didn't die. No, he got sent to Sony instead. Just as bad, he did not die. People liked him because.

Speaker 4 36:50

Hela is listed as one of the children, not Hela.

Speaker 2 36:53

Yeah.

Speaker 1 36:54

He was. That's just a variation. He uh. People liked Vulture so much they finally got that mold where oh, I feel sympathetic for the villain they have trouble doing that, it's like.

Speaker 3 37:06

I Spider-Man villains need that though. Yeah, Because not. They're not internally evil.

Speaker 1 37:12

Except, except Cletus Kasady.

Speaker 3 37:14

But that's for, yeah, they fucked him over in the Sony-verse Fenniverse.

Speaker 1 37:26

There's Red Skull. We talked about Red Skull. Here's one that I did not like. At first I hated, but it took a show to completely redeem him. Zemo. When Zemo put the hood on, I'm like okay, I still don't think he was. When Zemo put the hood on, I'm like okay, okay, I still don't think he was redeemed enough For me. I just I love Zemo's look. I'm like thank you, but he's still alive, yes.

Speaker 3 37:46

Falcon and.

Speaker 1 37:47

Winter Soldier. Are you talking that show?

Speaker 2 37:48

Yes.

Speaker 1 37:49

Zemo when he put the hood on Civil War. Wear his hood at all.

Speaker 3 37:53

I know, but even him putting on the hood didn't help me. Yeah, no, he did not do enough for me Sad part is I know he's not going to show up in the Thunderbolts either, so it's still not going to help here.

Speaker 1 38:03

Let me explain it from. He had swagger and aura.

Speaker 3 38:06

Okay, that's a you thing. Yes, he wasn't. Zemo, that's bias the character is supposed to have swagger and aura, so you got me there. I'm seeing I'm saying it from you're supposed to have that from my standpoint.

Speaker 1 38:21

Okay, then I think we're getting up not even mcu, but technically. But huh. Killgrave from jessica jones purple man.

Speaker 3 38:29

No, that actually is mcu it is.

Speaker 4 38:32

Yeah, all those are mcu'd okay david t Tennant was great.

Speaker 3 38:36

Thanks to Never watched it Thanks to Kingpin and Daredevil.

Speaker 2 38:43

You didn't watch Jessica Jones. I didn't watch Jessica Jones.

Speaker 1 38:46

That was my second favorite. I love Jessica Jones.

Speaker 2 38:48

I didn't watch Jessica Jones. I didn't watch Punisher. I didn't watch Iron Fist. I didn't watch.

Speaker 3 38:52

Iron Fist. You don't need to watch.

Speaker 2 38:54

Yes, I watched the first season of Daredevil and stopped watching it. What Daredevil was great. I don't even think I finished the first season.

Speaker 3 39:02

Wow, no, hold on. Was it first or second?

Speaker 4 39:06

season Elektra. Second season was Elektra.

Speaker 3 39:08

Okay, never mind, I'm still disappointed. Second season, I would have given you okay, okay. First season, though it didn't hold my interest, oh.

Speaker 5 39:20

That show is the reason we have always. You didn't say that.

Speaker 4 39:25

So not only is Robert Downey Jr returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom. I didn't see that post Doctor Doom, but Joe and Anthony Russo are directing it.

Speaker 1 39:34

Yep, I heard that too.

Speaker 3 39:36

The Russo brothers are coming back.

Speaker 4 39:40

We'll see how this goes.

Speaker 3 39:43

The Russo brothers are coming back.

Speaker 4 39:45

It was rumored that they were coming back to direct the next two Avengers movies. This is the first of the Avengers movies.

Speaker 3 39:53

Feige said fuck shit, we're bringing the guys that made it legit.

Speaker 1 39:56

Yeah, because none of the new writers and directors know what they're doing oh, okay, I like this, I like, um, um, the guy from the mandarin, from shang chi at least a better mandarin I actually appreciated him I, I appreciate that they try to fix the mandarin.

Speaker 3 40:15

Yeah the rings. I don't know if I particularly liked the design.

Speaker 2 40:19

Not like that, but it wasn't.

Speaker 3 40:21

I don't know if, see, I understand them making it into a full-on weapon and how it sort of worked for them, but I might be a little too into my roots, where I like the rings, the literal finger rings. I can't say the word finger anymore.

Speaker 4 40:41

What he turned into was a Dynasty Warriors character.

Speaker 1 40:44

Yeah, oh, this one I can't. One of the best castings. Wilson Fisk yeah, Vincent D'Anfario was great as fucking Kingpin.

Speaker 3 40:54

Was great, still great, even though he got a sweet echo under the rug.

Speaker 4 41:00

He was great, he was fine.

Speaker 1 41:03

I thought it was okay. The first episode when Daredevil came out. I'm done. I didn't like it as much anymore. It wasn't horrible. It wasn't great either.

Speaker 3 41:12

It was one of those middle of the line shows.

Speaker 4 41:15

They still don't know if she's a hero or a villain.

Speaker 1 41:18

It started off. They still don't know if she's a hero or a villain. It started off high then.

Speaker 3 41:20

really just their biggest problem is they're trying to retrofit her character into the MCU Because her origin. Every time you're watching that show it's like what the fuck is going on? What is this Indian shit?

Speaker 4 41:35

I'd rather have.

Speaker 3 41:36

What is this?

Speaker 4 41:36

Indian shit. I'd rather have the Native American chick in the what If series.

Speaker 3 41:39

Thank you for saying it that way because when I said it the way I did it it crossed over to Ms Marvel for a second.

Speaker 4 41:46

I'd rather have the what If Native American chick than I'd rather have Echo.

Speaker 5 41:49

Actually yes.

Speaker 3 41:50

They're a completely made-up fucking character.

Speaker 1 41:53

Then there's Killmonger. Killmonger was in everyone's upper. He was a great villain well after being Johnny. Storm. He revamped his. God damn it. I gotta say it again. Killmonger had aura and swag.

Speaker 3 42:04

I gotta say it again villains are supposed to have that right okay.

Speaker 2 42:11

The way they present a lot of villains in Marvel movies, yeah is lackluster most.

Speaker 1 42:16

Yes, and Killmonger a lot of villains in Marvel movies is lackluster.

Speaker 3 42:19

Most, yes, and Killmonger actually stayed a fan favorite because he came back for what If? And became more than himself.

Speaker 2 42:25

Well, he was always a fan favorite because he actually had legit motivation.

Speaker 1 42:31

His birthright was stolen from him technically, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 42:34

I have not watched Black Panther in a long time and it wouldn't have never happened if the king didn't come and kill his brother, which was Killmonger's father, like motherfucker, was robbed of and fucking had a legit gripe, that's how you do the best, villains.

Speaker 3 42:57

Like let's see, out of all the ones that we know, that Dean's like Tombs. Yeah, they had a legit reason. The damage control fucked them over.

Speaker 1 43:08

Mysterio's was. A little was similar, but a little more not as good, because he was pissed because Tony stole his shit.

Speaker 3 43:14

Oh, that's another thing She-Hulk fucked up.

Speaker 4 43:16

Didn't necessarily steal his shit, gave it a shitty ass name.

Speaker 1 43:23

Now I'm going to tell you something that some people didn't like. But I did Another thing people bitch about changing. I like that they changed Mysterio's origin to fit him. I don't remember Jay. They changed Mysterio's origin so nicely to make him fit into the MCU, working under Tony, that I didn't mind at all. But again, the problem with some of Spider-Man's villains they have very lackluster origins, a lot of them.

Speaker 1 43:47

Mysterio's was born because a Spider-Man fight, tore up his fucking movie set and he got pissed. That's an origin Like you can't don't Give him something. Well, that's an origin Like you can't don't Give him something. Well, a lot of a lot do.

Speaker 2 43:58

A lot of characters in general had lackluster origins and then they got Electro.

Speaker 1 44:04

I'm off. You're talking about the movie yeah, motherfucker fell into a vat of eels.

Speaker 4 44:10

That's actually very comic book, yeah.

Speaker 3 44:12

Think about his actual comic book origin. He doesn't have one. He got struck by lightning. He got struck by lightning. He got struck by lightning.

Speaker 1 44:19

That's it I got lightning powers, now All of a sudden, he's got a freaking metagene. I got lightning powers now, or some shit, and then you got oh no, then see.

Speaker 4 44:27

I mean to criticize even more. Yeah, Lion bleeding inside you.

Speaker 5 44:38

Yeah, know, yet that's gonna be the goat. Well, I know it.

Speaker 3 44:39

I don't know yet Me and Jake, you think he's gonna kill the lion on top of him. The blood just drips into his wound and he's like no, we're talking about the Kraven the Hunter movie. I got witch doctor powers. Now she's clips those in the movie.

Speaker 1 44:49

Well, we'll see, we're gonna see. I completely forgot about that. It's gonna be a rated R blood fest. Give me that We'll save it, come on.

Speaker 2 44:58

Let's see Another villain.

Speaker 3 45:04

Hey, if I make any Quicksilver references during that movie, well, I expected this to turn into a Marvel chat.

Speaker 1 45:08

But, that's what I wanted, okay.

Speaker 2 45:11

Another whole group of villains. They did Fucking dirty as shit.

Speaker 3 45:16

The Children of Thanos.

Speaker 2 45:17

Ebony Maw fucking.

Speaker 4 45:18

Oh, you're talking about all them fucking. I never called them as children in the movies. Are you talking about all the little? The?

Speaker 1 45:23

kind of extras that Thanos had helping them that were bigger and gave them more, a little bit more pizzazz.

Speaker 3 45:28

The psychic powered one, the female like.

Speaker 5 45:32

The Children of Thanos fucking like the children of Thanos Fucking Like Ebony Maw, obsidian, obsidian was it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 45:43

I forget the female's name. It's pissing me off.

Speaker 3 45:46

She had a cool one too, didn't she?

Speaker 4 45:49

I gotcha.

Speaker 3 45:52

I can't say okay, google or anything, because I think my phone will activate.

Speaker 1 45:56

Oh, God, we better still be recording. We're still recording. Okay good, I can't say okay, google, or anything, because I think my phone will activate oh God, we better still be recording. We're still recording. Okay good, I don't want technical difficulties. Good God.

Speaker 3 46:03

No that's usually with a laptop for some reason. Yeah, what the fuck? I don't understand it. The phone Proxima.

Speaker 2 46:07

Midnight. That was it.

Speaker 1 46:18

Cull, obsidian, corvus, glaive, ebony, maw, maximum and Knight, then Gamora and Nebula. Well, let's kind of gauge the trend here, with now being at a high, marvel's at a high, now Deadpool, wolverine was fucking great, we're at the top of the roller coaster.

Speaker 4 46:25

What do we got next? What's coming up, captain America?

Speaker 2 46:29

4. 5. 4? 4. Civil War is 3.

Speaker 1 46:33

No, it's Captain America.

Speaker 2 46:34

Winter.

Speaker 1 46:35

Soldier Civil War, then this one. Okay, it is four, but I want to know what was on the docket Then Thunderbolt, we could plateau.

Speaker 3 46:46

We could go, we could stay up there.

Speaker 2 46:49

Yeah, because there hasn't been a bad Captain America movie yet.

Speaker 4 46:53

It's been the saving grace of the standalone movies. Outside of Guardians, All the other franchises have had ups and downs or founds. It's Guardians, Captain America and then the Avengers.

Speaker 2 47:06

Spider-Man Captain.

Speaker 4 47:07

America, I'm not counting them.

Speaker 2 47:08

Sony.

Speaker 3 47:09

Captain America. Sony influenced everybody oh yeah, iron man.

Speaker 2 47:15

Thor.

Speaker 1 47:17

Are you? Talking about the movie I haven't seen. Fucking, oh, let me get involved. Iron man Thor. That went down a little bit. Yeah, what the that? 2? Was 2 and Underground 2 was like where that going, oh my god.

Speaker 2 47:34

2.

Speaker 1 47:34

Hey, it went to the dark world. Okay, that was horrible. 2 Between Thor, 2 and fucking Iron man 3. Two's like where'd that go? Oh my god. Two.

Speaker 2 47:38

Hey, it went to the Dark World. Okay, that was horrible. Two Between Thor 2 and fucking Iron man 3. I don't know which one's worse.

Speaker 1 47:43

I think Iron man 2's worse than 3. I can enjoy 3 a little bit. I can't. 2 sucks, I'm like that's terrible. I don't like this, I can't.

Speaker 3 47:51

Sadly, I might be in the same boat as JJ, because they fucked Extremis badly.

Speaker 4 47:56

I know you prefer Thor because you love Thor and it still has Natalie Portman in it.

X-Men Movies Analysis and Critique

Speaker 3 48:01

Oh, the entire fucking movie of Deadpool. I swear in his head. He just You're going to wake up tomorrow morning and you're going to go, thor.

Speaker 2 48:11

Thor. Why was Thor holding him back? I don't know.

Speaker 3 48:16

We'll find out in the next Avengers movie.

Speaker 2 48:19

I swear to God it definitely was that way in the fucking.

Speaker 1 48:22

Why did I do that? No, I just started. I started doing the fucking riff. The fucking Sweet Child of Mine. God get that boy.

Speaker 3 48:33

But no now. I want to know.

Speaker 2 48:34

It's better than we don't know.

Speaker 3 48:36

It's better than them Backstreet Boys playing in your head.

Speaker 1 48:38

Hey, that movie is giving Thor, love and Thunder a run for its money with soundtrack. I never thought I'd say that. Okay, oh yeah, jj ain't seen Love and Thunder so he can't comment yet.

Speaker 5 48:49

Nope.

Speaker 2 48:52

Shit. I haven't seen a lot lately. Again, Eternals was the last one I went and saw.

Speaker 1 49:01

So I'm curious, because you said you're going to get it back eventually. You get Disney Plus back. Are you going to start?

Speaker 3 49:04

watching some of those. Oh yeah, guess what. They have it in timeline order too somehow.

Speaker 2 49:08

Yeah, it makes no sense after phase three, but oh God, I'm okay, I'm not going to watch it in the timeline order.

Speaker 4 49:21

So here are the list I like how that's been updated. I like how that's been updated already. What so? The next two movies are Captain America, brave New World and Thunderbolts. The only other scheduled movies on the docket are Fantastic Four Blade.

Speaker 5 49:37

Oh, it's on the docket.

Speaker 3 49:38

We Four.

Speaker 4 49:39

Blade.

Speaker 3 49:40

It's still. It's on the docket. We got his fucking word.

Speaker 4 49:46

The one and only.

Speaker 1 49:48

Nope shut up, dean.

Speaker 4 49:48

Remember, this is all pending news from today and tomorrow, I suppose they have one more day Avengers Doomsday, which was just announced, and Secret Wars Projects in development. Armor Wars still have nothing about that and that's been teased for years. Yeah, nothing. Spider-man no Way. Home sequel, that's Spider-Man 4. I don't know.

Speaker 1 50:12

Shang-Chi 2.

Speaker 4 50:13

Yeah An untitled X-Men movie After the first Shang-Chi I've been wanting that.

Speaker 2 50:17

I'm sorry, I still want my X-Men fucking movie. You're not getting it.

Speaker 3 50:25

It's supposed to be good. Jj, this was your X-Men movie.

Speaker 4 50:27

Yeah.

Speaker 1 50:28

That actually transitions. Since I think god perfect transition, I figured we can talk a little bit of Fox shit. Since it's dead, we might as well have our own little yap session. You want us digging up the graves of Fox?

Speaker 2 50:39

shit. Since it's dead, we might as well have our own little yap session. Here we go. You want us digging?

Speaker 1 50:42

up the graves.

Speaker 3 50:42

Yeah, yap session about Fox.

Speaker 1 50:44

since we're doing our memorial, when do you want to start? Look at him he's ready.

Speaker 4 50:51

Thank you, Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 1 50:52

The original X-Men, one of the godfathers of comic movies, along with Spider-Man 2000. Thank you, Bryan.

Speaker 4 51:00

Singer Before he went to shit.

Speaker 2 51:04

I don't like what they did with Senator Kelly.

Speaker 1 51:06

That screenplay is written by David Hayter. Fun fact, sell his name.

Speaker 4 51:10

In terms of an origin, it wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 51:12

Really, but it wasn't great. Yeah, david Hayter wrote the screenplay for X-Men.

Speaker 2 51:16

In terms of X-Men movies, it's probably one of the top three what the first one.

Speaker 3 51:24

Let's go down a line.

Speaker 1 51:26

X-men 1. I want his opinion on X2 more because I liked X2, I do too.

Speaker 4 51:32

It's probably my favorite one, thank you.

Speaker 1 51:34

Second favorite I have one comment when JJ finishes his thought, because I'm happy, matt fucking beat with me.

Speaker 4 51:41

Okay, are you happy now? I agreed with you.

Speaker 1 51:46

Well, no, I was talking to Jay once Random plot. Then I'll let you get back JJ. I know Jay wants to say something Me. I was talking to Jay one time, Sorry About fucking.

Speaker 3 51:54

Why are you nice pulling JJ?

Speaker 1 51:56

No, I gotta get this out or it's gonna go away somewhere into the void of my memory. But fucking, oh see, it's starting to slip now. But I remember I was telling you sequels that outdid the original. I told you I liked X2 better than X-Men. You kind of were like I don't know about that, and Matt's, just like I liked X2 better. I just wanted oh, I got okay, Validation. But just, someone agrees with me. I wasn't sure. Okay, and it was me of all people. Oh, what the fuck? Okay, now JJ, can JJ's over there just chomping at the bit to say something?

Speaker 2 52:24

No. So when it came to the original X-Men movie, my biggest disappointment, you did it to yourself.

Speaker 1 52:34

We just got the Latinos.

Speaker 4 52:37

Sorry, Philippines, it's, it's it's spoken there.

Speaker 3 52:40

Continue Philippines it's spoken there.

Speaker 2 52:46

Continue. Sir, the biggest problem with X1 was the amount of X-Men.

Speaker 1 52:53

You think it was an overstuffed movie. No, it was understuffed.

Speaker 2 52:58

They didn't give Iceman anything True, and he's an original.

Speaker 5 53:03

Yep.

Speaker 2 53:04

Rogue, I don't know how I feel about it. I really don't.

Speaker 3 53:13

They really 2000'd her.

Speaker 5 53:15

Yep.

Speaker 1 53:16

Emo. What the Am I wrong? No, not really.

Speaker 2 53:20

X-men Evolution-er, oh God, yeah, that's a big emo rogue, you gotta think they really couldn't give her the powers we grew up knowing about.

Speaker 5 53:29

Nah, Ms Marvel, wasn't the thing.

Speaker 2 53:30

Yeah, yeah because she couldn't suck the fucking life out of Ms Marvel. Basically, you gotta remember the whole reason that she became a fucking hero is because Ms Marvel's conscience was a part of hers. Now, Yep. Yep, so they couldn't get Carol Danvers that part of the story.

Speaker 3 53:46

Thank you for continuing, because my brain just put the subject life on.

Speaker 4 53:48

Yeah, it only took 30 years to get Carol Danvers and we're still waiting on that.

Speaker 3 53:52

But okay, but we didn't get Carol Danvers.

Speaker 2 53:54

Okay, so the X-Men essentially was Cyclops, gene, wolverine Storm.

Speaker 3 54:04

I know I got the poster on my wall.

Speaker 2 54:05

And then I have the breakout poster, and of them, two of them were original. Now granted, two of them also came from when they rebooted the series and fucking actually started making it good.

Speaker 3 54:19

You're talking first class. No, fucking when? Because the X-Men and fucking actually started making it good.

Speaker 2 54:21

Yeah, you're talking first class. No Fucking when. Because the X-Men were considered dead for a while and then Xavier got Colossus Nightcrawler.

Speaker 1 54:30

Storm Wolverine.

Speaker 2 54:32

Banshee fucking Like and to save the original X-Men.

Speaker 3 54:37

Oh God that reminds me of a bad show. Oh, do you remember the show called X? No, where Banshee and I think it was Frost were the leaders? This was a live action show in the 90s.

Speaker 2 54:53

Okay so, and the Brotherhood of Mutants Like Sabretooth wasn't really a part of the Brotherhood ever. Yeah, he popped in occasionally, but when it came to the Brotherhood of Mutants Like Sabretooth wasn't really a part of the Brotherhood ever. Yeah, he'd pop in occasionally, but when it came to the Brotherhood he was mutually beneficial. When it came to the Brotherhood, you had essentially Magneto on the top. Yeah, toad, pyro, avalanche Blop.

Speaker 3 55:16

Blop, blop. Why do I forget about Avalanche? Well, they didn't even use him, did they?

Speaker 2 55:24

Yes, they did. They used Avalanche. Oh, no, avalanche. No, I thought you said Blob. I thought you were talking about Blob, no Blob was in Oregon.

Speaker 3 55:31

Blob I was surprised to see in the movie.

Speaker 1 55:34

Okay, kelsey Grammer's Beast was legendary, though.

Speaker 2 55:38

I'll get to that.

Speaker 3 55:39

I'll get to that. We're still talking one.

Speaker 2 55:41

So, like the Saturday Kelly thing, I get what they were doing with it the whole fucking him turning into a mutant bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit.

Speaker 4 55:56

Bullshit. He only kind of did, he just died instead Bullshit Bull, instead Bullshit Bullshit.

Speaker 2 56:04

Bullshit. X-2.

Speaker 3 56:09

Here we go. This is where. This is what Dean wants to hear. Oh no.

Speaker 4 56:13

The movie's fun, whether or not you want to say.

Speaker 2 56:15

The movie is fun they brought my favorite mutant in.

Speaker 4 56:20

Nightcrawler. I brought my favorite mutant in oh Nightcrawler, I knew where that was going, his opening scene is iconic. Yes, fuck, yes, it is that scene and Wolverine going ballistic in the mansion is two of my favorite scenes of all time.

Speaker 1 56:33

I love X2. I do.

Speaker 2 56:36

I love X2. But again, my problem with X2 is essentially the same thing as my problem with the first one. Actually, no, my problem with X2 is that essentially became the starting point of oh, this is just a Wolverine movie with extras.

Speaker 3 56:53

Low key I can't argue that Low key, you really can't, because they stuffed his origin story into that movie.

Speaker 1 56:59

Oh, wait until he gets to Jennifer Lawrence in the prequels. It's going to be even funnier. Hey we're only on two. I know, wait until we get the three. Oh boy, another fun one.

Speaker 2 57:07

So again, like they did, Colossus a little bit Fucking, Show Kitty a little bit.

Speaker 3 57:15

We have to cover Phoenix, dark Phoenix, too, then, oh God.

Speaker 1 57:18

Stop spoiling. We're going to go. I'm going to let him ramp up a little bit about each one. I don't give a fuck. That's funny, it is.

Speaker 2 57:24

Now, that's like my main problem with the original trilogy. It essentially is just Wolverine and Rex.

Speaker 3 57:34

Wolverine and Rex. They had a TV show like that once.

Speaker 2 57:38

Wolverine and X-Men.

Speaker 3 57:39

I'm well aware. Oh god, x-3 I liked Kitty Pryde from that show.

Speaker 1 57:45

Oh fuck it the last stand, here we go, dark Phoenix Saga. So I'm hearing is he gonna?

Speaker 2 57:52

oh, that's another issue with X2. What? That is not. How fucking Dark Phoenix came about. What?

Speaker 4 58:00

as much as you hate the origin. We already said we're accepting retellings of stories in different generations, A little bit.

Speaker 2 58:07

Okay, but the Dark Phoenix, the Dark Phoenix, Hold on.

Speaker 1 58:11

Hold on the Dark Phoenix like the Phoenix Force itself Is a force of nature in Marvel, pretty much damn near A cosmic entity, ain't it?

Speaker 2 58:18

Yes, and for you to just show that she has the Phoenix Force in her already like no motherfucker.

Speaker 3 58:25

She was born with it.

Speaker 2 58:27

No, she wasn't.

Speaker 3 58:30

It's a part of her. I had to lock it away.

Speaker 4 58:34

Technically Professor X did.

Speaker 3 58:36

I'm sorry, that was a really bad Professor.

Speaker 5 58:39

X impression but.

Speaker 3 58:40

I wanted to do it that way because it was so bullshit.

Speaker 1 58:43

Wait, Hold on. I'm going off the years they were released. Next we got Origins, wolverine.

Speaker 2 58:48

I haven't even started around Last Stand. You're not done with Last Stand.

Speaker 1 58:52

Oh, never mind. Do you want to do Last Stand before? No, he wants to get. I'm going to go in order. I got them pulled up.

Speaker 2 58:58

I got them pulled up. The whole reason I brought up the Phoenix Force is because that's technically how X2 ended.

Speaker 3 59:05

Trying to lead us into 3.

X-Men Movie Reviews and Critiques

Speaker 4 59:06

Now, Nobody's so happy with X3. You're preaching to a choir here One. They got rid of Nightcrawler, Then they killed Scott.

Speaker 2 59:21

Yeah, but where's Donut Lord? Then they killed Professor X Yep.

Speaker 1 59:26

Kill them all.

Speaker 2 59:27

I mean, professor X dies a lot. Yep, yeah, but still like, kelsey Grammer was fucking beastful, fucking awesome. I will not take that away.

Speaker 5 59:37

That was the perfect casting.

Speaker 3 59:40

Hank McCoy, I just love him as an actor Hank McCoy.

Speaker 4 59:44

Out of the new castings for this movie, getting that Kelsey Grammer beast and getting Tom Jones juggernaut I was happy with. I wasn't.

Speaker 2 59:54

That was not my juggernaut, it's not your juggernaut, but I like the casting and the choice because I also don't like the fact juggernaut, but I like the casting and the choice, because I also don't like the fact juggernaut is not a mutant.

Speaker 1 1:00:04

No, ain't he magic based? Yes, yes, he's so for him to.

Speaker 3 1:00:08

He's a fucking demon, magical demon.

Speaker 2 1:00:10

So for him to lose his ability because he was near fucking, that was Leech, right? Yes, uh-huh, their version of Leech. That didn't even look like fucking. Leach looked like a fucking chemo patient.

Speaker 5 1:00:23

This is great.

Speaker 3 1:00:26

He was a chemo patient. That's how he discovered he was Leach.

Speaker 2 1:00:30

Leach is a marauder. Shut the fuck up if you're not going to say shit, right? Hey, that's the movie, not me. I love it. I love it. Calm down the table and do it, and I'm sorry you're gonna use Leech's blood and his shit to fucking kill me.

Speaker 4 1:00:48

Bullshit. He didn't bring up Angel either.

Speaker 1 1:00:52

Angel is cool dog.

Speaker 4 1:00:53

That was technically first.

Speaker 1 1:00:55

Angel's fucking cool and they made him lame. Angel's fucking cool. I like Archangel a little better, but Angel's fucking cool and they made him lame. Angel's fucking cool. I like Archangel a little better, but Angel's cool.

Speaker 3 1:01:01

They fucked up his marauders. They fucked up a lot in that movie. That movie was like what you know what I kind of wanted to see Swashbuckler pull.

Speaker 2 1:01:11

Angel, there was a fiber pull. They did an OG fucking dirty. Was that the one that used the blood? Magneto gone? Oh my god, what have I done? Because of the fucking Dark Phoenix? No, that would never fucking happen. Suck my dick, fucking. Oh, that stamp pisses me off so much.

Speaker 1 1:01:32

What about Kitty Pryde Now? Elliot Page, not Ellen.

Speaker 2 1:01:38

Okay, that was the same person.

Speaker 4 1:01:43

Yes, that movie's in 2008,.

Speaker 2 1:01:46

Yo, Okay, they brought more fucking characters and gave them.

Speaker 1 1:01:51

I only bring her up because Kitty Pryde's uber popular. People love Kitty.

Speaker 2 1:01:55

Pryde. I got no problem with Kitty Pryde. I got no problem with her Colossus.

Speaker 3 1:02:02

She wasn't in Days of Future Past was she, yes, she was. Yeah, I mean the same. Yeah, that was the same actress.

Speaker 4 1:02:07

Yes, we'll get there, we'll get there. Oh yeah, we got a long way to go yet. The redemption factor.

Speaker 2 1:02:14

We'll fucking get there.

Speaker 1 1:02:15

We got some stinkers. We got some stinkers.

Speaker 2 1:02:17

We got some stinkers coming, but yes, no, fucking that movie. And I mean yeah, one, one stinker and the fucking love triangle bullshit Like.

Speaker 3 1:02:27

I'm sorry that started it all. I swear to God Because ever since then it's been Wolverine. Yes, wolverine, you know one scene in Last Stand that that's how we got the gay Wolverine. When you know one scene in Last Stand that that's how we got the gay Wolverine comic panel when you're a kid, where Scott Summers and Wolverine are in bed together, oh God.

Speaker 1 1:02:45

When you're a kid, a scene that sticks out from Last Stand. When you're a kid you think that's cool and stuff. When I'm watching it now being a pretty, very knowledgeable comic, when Wolverine is just tanking the Phoenix Force walking his way up to G, no, what the fuck that would not happen.

Speaker 4 1:03:03

Anything to get Hugh Jackman topless.

Speaker 3 1:03:06

That's how he. They actually did it in this movie too, Captain Deadpool just leaning back like yeah, the clothes evaporated the same way. Are you done ranting on Last Stand? I don't think so.

Speaker 4 1:03:18

Mentally no, mentally no, mentally no.

Speaker 2 1:03:20

The words aren't going to come out.

Speaker 4 1:03:22

Now you're on Origins.

Speaker 1 1:03:23

X-Men Origins Wolverine.

Speaker 3 1:03:29

How'd you like that one? And we're not even.

Speaker 1 1:03:31

Can I?

Speaker 3 1:03:31

start with a positive Barack-a-pool.

Speaker 1 1:03:34

Can I start? I will start with a positive. I'll start with a positive. Jj may disagree with, but I liked Liev Stryber as Sabretooth. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 1:03:43

Oh yeah, he's a good actor.

Speaker 5 1:03:44

I love that.

Speaker 3 1:03:45

The actor's great.

Speaker 2 1:03:46

He was good. Yes, the cast was good.

Speaker 3 1:03:50

Hey hey, hey.

Speaker 4 1:03:51

Wait, gambit.

Speaker 1 1:03:54

No, I didn't think he was no no no, no.

Speaker 4 1:03:57

He hasn't been hit since no.

Speaker 3 1:04:03

I'm sorry. I'm sorry they're not fucking brothers.

Speaker 4 1:04:09

I halfway through that movie for you. Oh God, technically they were stepbrothers.

Speaker 3 1:04:18

I think the word step is taboo to him right now. I mean, I wonder why.

Speaker 5 1:04:23

It was one of the.

Speaker 2 1:04:24

I saw that movie for the first time and literally broke the disc you did. It was the. I bought it and fucking the day I took it home, watched it, I took it out of my fucking Xbox, broke the disc and said I'm so done right now. That was a waste of fucking money.

Speaker 1 1:04:46

It was fucking and then don't and then what did it?

Speaker 3 1:04:49

first the origin, part of the backstory, or Deadpool, the merc?

Speaker 2 1:04:54

with the mouth. I watched the whole movie because if I'm gonna say like this is a waste of fucking money, I'm going to make sure it's a waste of fucking money. What put me over the edge was Deadpool. So was Laser Eyes or Baraka. Laser Eyes, that part just had me like yeah, no, I'm done, I'm so fucking done, oh.

Speaker 3 1:05:18

God. It's funny that those were almost the only two powers he showed, aside from regeneration.

Speaker 2 1:05:24

Nah, they showed itself.

Speaker 1 1:05:25

You got the okay oh yeah, that's right To be fair.

X-Men Movies Roundtable Discussion

Speaker 3 1:05:28

now let's get to one that's got a little to get a little more a little more up the Wolverine Fucking. Forgot about Black.

Speaker 1 1:05:35

Eyed Peas A little more positive the Wolverine Little uptick JJ Little uptick.

Speaker 2 1:05:41

I was so disappointed with Origins. I never watched the Wolverine.

Speaker 3 1:05:45

What oh boy, that's not a horrible thing because they did kind of screw up the Silver Samurai.

Speaker 1 1:05:50

Silver Samurai was bad, but they pissed me off because they laid the groundwork for Dakin and they never did nothing with it.

Speaker 4 1:05:58

They're never going to no. Next on the list is First Class.

Speaker 3 1:06:01

How the hell did we get Laura?

Speaker 1 1:06:02

Kinney. Wait, what about Logan?

Speaker 4 1:06:07

Well, I'm not going. You jumped to movies, but I'm just saying I'm bringing it back. The next movie is First Class, post-wolverine Origins.

Speaker 1 1:06:12

Oh, okay, I'm not in.

Speaker 3 1:06:14

Organs. No, you got First Class, let's touch it. And I don't even want to bring up Darwin, because I know you do.

Speaker 2 1:06:21

Oh, that was right where I was going to start. Are you on Logan?

Speaker 1 1:06:25

No, first class Darwin. Okay, first class, oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 1:06:27

Darwin fucking hated it.

Speaker 2 1:06:31

Darwin's fucking mutant ability is to fucking do what Adapt Adapt to survive.

Speaker 1 1:06:36

Oh, I see Matt's going by year released, right? Okay, I'm trying to prepare for the one that's coming now. Okay, so that.

Speaker 2 1:06:41

Your new ability is to adapt, to survive anything. This motherfucker had fucking oh what was it called? Ten days juggernaut or what? Juggernaut at his peak? Yes, like strongest he ever been, fucking, running towards Darwin. You know what his ability made him do? I actually don't remember Teleport the fuck away, because that was the only way he could survive.

Speaker 3 1:07:13

It teleported him really far away too, didn't it? To hell Like a different island or something Hell. Hell was the safest place to be away from no, I mean he died, but no, we're on first class, right?

Speaker 1 1:07:26

yeah, I thought first class.

Speaker 3 1:07:27

I was talking about that particular storyline that he brought up and I'm sorry, I thought first class was okay.

Speaker 1 1:07:34

I'm gonna. What about Pixie?

Speaker 4 1:07:37

meh, I'm so regretful don't?

Speaker 1 1:07:39

my biggest positive for first class was that James McAvoy and um Fassbender Fassbender were phenomenal as their younger. Yes.

Speaker 2 1:07:48

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm Beast.

Speaker 3 1:07:51

I'm gonna take a serum to make sure you're fucking out the only good thing about Beast's character in that movie was the fact that he didn't have the blue fur yet.

Speaker 2 1:08:01

Yes, because the original Beast did not have blue fur, nope.

Speaker 4 1:08:05

In terms of trying to explain it, it wasn't a bad choice. It just didn't play off well.

Speaker 1 1:08:09

No, and I feel bad. Nicholas Holt had to kind of take over for Kelsey Grammer.

Speaker 3 1:08:15

I'm sorry, but.

Speaker 2 1:08:16

That's hard Again when you're doing first class. Okay, sorry, but that's hard Again when you're doing first class. Okay, do the original first fucking class. That'd have been great, because that's Cyclops Jean Grey who was Miss.

Speaker 3 1:08:27

Marvel. Yep, that would have been a hard sell right there giving her that Beast Iceman and Angel.

Speaker 2 1:08:36

Those are the original five.

Speaker 3 1:08:38

I don't know why they couldn't do that.

Speaker 2 1:08:39

Darwin's younger than Gambit. I don't know why they couldn't do that Darwin's younger than Gambit.

Speaker 3 1:08:41

I don't know why they couldn't do that.

Speaker 2 1:08:45

Havoc. I'm sorry you're gonna have Havoc. I know why. They didn't Cyclops' brother be a student of Professor X Before Cyclops was ever a fucking student when they both Fucking fell out of a plane into the ocean and one got separated. And one got separated and they didn't even know each other was still alive.

Speaker 1 1:09:03

You want to talk about a franchise that's doing this.

Speaker 3 1:09:05

Dude, you didn't even go into the alien background yet.

Speaker 1 1:09:10

That's movies from. What about Kevin Bacon? Kevin Bacon?

Speaker 3 1:09:15

Kevin Bacon, the villain of the story, kevin Bacon.

Speaker 2 1:09:19

They did the Hellfire Club. Darn Darn, they did the.

Speaker 3 1:09:21

Hellfire Club dirty Fuck, yes, they did. Oh, emma Frost was done dirty, that's what.

Speaker 4 1:09:26

I said they did the Hellfire Club dirty and the reason they made those acting character choices instead of because they were trying to go as far away from the original three movies as far as they could. The only two characters that they could keep were obviously Professor X and Magneto. The only reason they brought Beast back is because they were trying to keep somewhat original and people liked Kelsey Grammers. They were trying to hit on all the people that they could with positive effect.

Speaker 3 1:09:56

He actually hit somewhere because he was in all three fucking movies.

Speaker 4 1:10:01

So you replace Scott with his brother, and that's just the reasoning. You've got to try and keep the core class somewhat original while changing it slightly.

Speaker 2 1:10:14

Time for my big friend. I don't give a fuck who plays Mystique.

Speaker 5 1:10:18

Here's Jennifer Lawrence. I understand.

Speaker 2 1:10:19

Was that the next one? Here's Jennifer Lawrence, I understand.

Speaker 3 1:10:21

Hold on, hold on. Was that the next one, or are we just going? No, jennifer Lawrence was in first class. Is it still first class?

Speaker 4 1:10:25

Oh, yep, I was like here she comes, pretty Hunger Games breakout.

Speaker 2 1:10:28

Exactly, jennifer Lawrence, I love you and still I'm sorry. Mystique has never been a fucking hero.

Speaker 3 1:10:39

No, but she has been a father.

Speaker 2 1:10:44

Okay, maury, and I'm sorry, the mother of Nightcrawler and Rogue, who decided to kill both of them. You're gonna tell me she's gonna be the one to try to help everybody and save the world. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 1:11:01

I love your little prancy dance for me, Like I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 1:11:04

No, no, no, no, no, Y'all can't fuck all the way up. I don't give a fuck. Who played Mystique? Jennifer Lawrence fucking. Jennifer Tilly, I don't fucking care. Salma Hayek I don't fucking care.

Speaker 1 1:11:18

Cool, I'd still watch. I do not fucking care. I'd kind of like to see Salma Hayek painted a oh boy, I digress. I was about to go down a rabbit hole boy.

Speaker 2 1:11:27

It could have been Shakira. You still better make that bitch a villain. But the hips don't lie, but the hips don't lie.

Speaker 3 1:11:32

JJ, you wouldn't have made it through that movie.

Speaker 2 1:11:34

No, I wouldn't have.

Speaker 3 1:11:35

But, but you still would have made her a villain.

Speaker 2 1:11:38

You would have had her in a blue skin suit.

Speaker 1 1:11:41

That wasn't a skin suit. I've always wondered if she was naked or wearing a thong.

Speaker 2 1:11:45

Yes, they were naked. Same with the original. They were naked, painted blue and had fucking like pasty shit.

Speaker 3 1:11:51

They had scales pasted on.

Speaker 2 1:11:53

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:11:53

Oh God, boy, Now tonight I want you to picture Shakira in the bed scene.

Speaker 2 1:12:01

Now, that's also why Jennifer Lawrence in that movie didn't appear blue most of the time, because she thought she was too good to be in that makeup chair all the fucking time.

Speaker 4 1:12:09

It does take a forever. I can't argue that no makeup when Jim Carrey has to go through Navy SEAL's torture training to get through the Grinch. I can appreciate the full content of makeup wearing the man is almost legit crazy.

Speaker 3 1:12:28

Well, I can appreciate everything he actually does.

Speaker 1 1:12:31

We already went over. I didn't see that one In terms of rating the Wolverine 13. Yeah, oh, we're getting to a peak now. We at the peak, we at the peak, we at the peak, we at the peak we at the peak top 5, probably in my top 5 favorite comic movies ever. Still, it's probably up there still love that movie.

Speaker 2 1:12:49

I love the comic book story that they based this off.

Speaker 1 1:12:53

You got issues with Daisy. You did tell me it's your favorite X-Men movie still. Right, ok, but he still has gripes. Yes, I don't care, that's your favorite X-Men movie still right.

Speaker 2 1:13:00

Okay, but he still has gripes. Yes, it's hard not to have gripes. I don't care. That's my favorite fucking comic franchise. Those were not Sentinels.

Speaker 1 1:13:09

No, those were kind of whack.

Speaker 2 1:13:10

Like what the fuck? Sentinels do not use mutant powers Fuck you.

Speaker 3 1:13:14

You're talking about the evolution ones, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:13:18

Fuck you In the future. Yeah, those are not sentinels. You can suck a dick.

Speaker 1 1:13:21

Those are not sentinels, kitty.

Speaker 4 1:13:24

Power retcon.

Speaker 2 1:13:27

Power retcon, story retcon. She was the one who was sent to the past. Not Wolverine, but Wolverine friends.

Speaker 1 1:13:35

Like you said, I give Halle Berry credit.

Speaker 2 1:13:39

She was pregnant while filming that which one, give Halle Berry credit. She was pregnant while filming that which one. Halle Berry yeah. She had a little baby in her, a little baby Blink. I'm glad I brought Blink. That's a pull that I did not expect.

Speaker 4 1:13:52

What's the guy with the gun? Bishop, bishop.

Speaker 3 1:13:56

I was kind of happy he was there.

Speaker 2 1:13:58

You can't do. You can't do Days of Future Past without fucking.

Speaker 3 1:14:04

Bishop.

Speaker 2 1:14:06

That's his story.

Speaker 3 1:14:07

His character got fucked, though, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:14:12

He was there.

Speaker 3 1:14:13

He didn't have shit for lines. He didn't have any. The little action that he did have, he was overwhelmed. They all were.

Speaker 1 1:14:23

Yeah, they were all dying because they can't fight the Sentinels, the story was all in the past.

Speaker 3 1:14:28

It was like, okay, we get it, it's called Days of Pun intended.

Speaker 2 1:14:33

Now again Issues, Issues. So first time they bring Professor S back.

Speaker 3 1:14:42

And he's a fucking.

Speaker 4 1:14:45

And they don't explain it. He's a fucking. What I missed it?

Speaker 3 1:14:49

Well, drug addict.

Speaker 2 1:14:51

No, I'm talking about Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart, Professor X.

Speaker 3 1:14:56

Oh, that yeah, he's just alive.

Speaker 2 1:14:58

Yes, yes, like Suck my dick, you fucking cocksucking whores. Magneto has his powers back. I mean, granted, at the end of fucking Last Stand it kind of hit that, oh, I got my powers back.

Speaker 3 1:15:12

Oh, you mean when he moves to Marvel, the chess piece, the chess piece.

Speaker 2 1:15:17

Like it gets a little weird.

Speaker 1 1:15:20

Fuck that movie. Fuck that movie. Fuck that movie. You like that movie?

Speaker 3 1:15:24

though Not Days of Future. Past, oh Last.

Speaker 1 1:15:26

Stand oh, Last Stand Okay.

Speaker 3 1:15:29

He's had a Last Stand with Last Stand.

Speaker 2 1:15:32

I gotta take a piss, so y'all talk about Days of Future Past.

Speaker 1 1:15:35

I'll come back and grab some more. You have more to talk about. Okay, well, one positive Evan Peters has quick sober. He's got a bitch.

Speaker 3 1:15:43

Okay, can we say that around that time is when Marvel's movies and periods started picking out great soundtracks? I'm sorry, I love that I. Is it called Time in a Bottle?

Speaker 4 1:15:54

I don't know if any of the original X-Men's actually had a soundtrack to it technically.

Speaker 3 1:15:59

None of the first three did yeah After that they did.

Speaker 4 1:16:02

They had the classic sounds, X-Men sounds, but they never had sound soundtracks.

Speaker 1 1:16:06

I just like how this is. Which God. That was a good pivot. I'm like pivot. Let's get his opinion on the X-Men movie, since he's fucking. That was a good pivot, I like that pivot.

Speaker 3 1:16:16

Well, we needed somebody with a different fucking opinion who hasn't put their opinion out there yet.

Speaker 1 1:16:20

And I figured what a way to get some energy. That's just fucking yes.

Speaker 3 1:16:23

Pivot we are still recording. He really wants somebody to suck his dick, though, doesn't he?

Speaker 1 1:16:27

What the fuck what kind of comment is that? They're going to wonder what the fuck we're talking about they know what?

Speaker 4 1:16:35

suck my dick three times oh.

Speaker 1 1:16:37

No, no, no, that's not. Oh, no, You're talking about the movies. Yes, not us, just so you don't.

Speaker 4 1:16:43

None of us were offering.

Speaker 1 1:16:45

I wasn't either.

Speaker 3 1:16:49

Are you sure we're not the one pivoting towards something Pivot?

Speaker 1 1:16:53

Now we're pivoting Chicken Deadpool.

Speaker 3 1:16:55

Hey Peter, you okay there. It kind of looks like you got a little caught in the zipper.

Speaker 4 1:17:00

All I know is it feels like home. It feels like home.

Speaker 1 1:17:05

I love how he's even. I've been waiting for that joke. I love how he's even ranting about.

Speaker 3 1:17:10

I wasn't even sure where to place that one.

Speaker 1 1:17:12

I just love how he's even ranting about this favorite one.

Speaker 3 1:17:15

I just knocked a J off his horse, but I didn't even have a high horse to get knocked off of.

Speaker 4 1:17:20

I didn't say it was a high horse.

Speaker 1 1:17:22

Look, he didn't lose a beat, he knows his next thought it was like a little party pony. We're still on Evan Peters. Yeah, we're talking about Evan Peters as Quicksilver, which was oh, he has issues.

Speaker 3 1:17:31

Soundtrack love it, it might not be with Peters.

Speaker 2 1:17:33

It might be what I understand why they only use Quicksilver and Brother and Sister. Parentage. Hold on, Let me continue. If you want to use the whole Child of Magneto thing as the reason to get him out, use that to get him out. Why don't you go with the only one that wasn't retconned not to be his child anymore? Go with fucking Polaris, who has the same fucking abilities, because then they wouldn't need Magneto anymore. But if you're gonna use the child of Magneto, I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 3 1:18:19

I'm just saying I'm a little, I ain't read much X-Men in a while.

Speaker 1 1:18:22

Did they do a retcon where those are not his children anymore?

Speaker 2 1:18:25

Yes, the twins are no longer his kids. Okay.

Speaker 3 1:18:28

It was another Mephisto thing. Oh my motherfucking fucking everything. I'm still waiting on that one, damn it.

Speaker 1 1:18:34

It was there somewhere.

Speaker 3 1:18:35

You know, what, after all the fucking memes, you know who needs to be cast as Mephisto. I'm doing a meme right now and he knows it Pointing at the TV DiCaprio, yep, oh Lord.

Speaker 1 1:18:47

That'd be bad. Oh, I was going to say one thing about Quicksilver. I wonder if he cringed when Quicksilver was like my dad could do things with metal.

Speaker 3 1:18:56

Oh, I don't know if he was cringing more at that or his sister Wanda, just sitting there watching TV and not being called Wanda. What was her name? I don't even remember anymore.

Speaker 4 1:19:12

Oh, I forgot that movie still counts towards that. What?

Speaker 2 1:19:16

Don't spoil us I know We'll get to it later, but yeah that's my favorite one, but again, there are certain things that are great.

Speaker 1 1:19:23

Okay, Well, oh, what was your opinion on he Just? Did you Just Growl that?

Speaker 4 1:19:28

is the next movie.

Speaker 1 1:19:29

What about the? What did you think of the Rogue Cut? Because people they threw Anna Paquin's Rogue back in there. I kind of liked it because people were like where the fuck is Rogue? Then they did the wrong one she was pregnant to it. The Rogue Cut, throw Rogue in there. Let's do reshoots and throw Rogue in there and call it the Rogue Cut.

Speaker 2 1:19:49

That's what it's called the fucking.

Speaker 3 1:19:50

Rogue Cut, it's better than the director's cut of Watchmen.

Speaker 1 1:19:53

That's a classic.

Speaker 3 1:19:54

That's a goddamn classic. You only like it for one reason.

Speaker 2 1:19:57

That's a goddamn classic. Now you want my honest opinion.

Speaker 3 1:20:01

Yes, that's what we're here for.

Speaker 2 1:20:04

Yes, Didn't fucking care About the road cut Because I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 1:20:12

After the first movie. To be honest, they didn't really give Rogue much to do.

Speaker 2 1:20:15

Exactly After the first movie, her role was I'm gonna scream and cry like a bitch X-Men Evolution Without the dance seats.

Speaker 1 1:20:24

Yeah, that wasn't my role. That wasn't 90s fucking, that wasn't 90s caked up role.

Speaker 3 1:20:32

Oh, I didn't even Yo.

Speaker 2 1:20:37

Rogue in X-Men Evolution Million times better than what we got on the screen. That's cause she actually had character development. Not only that, but she actually used her powers. To fucking use powers. That too, not no no, oh, no no wait wait, wait.

Speaker 3 1:20:53

You know my favorite character from that show, spike well, he was a show.

Speaker 2 1:20:57

He was original for the show. I know same with X-23.

Speaker 3 1:21:02

Hey, she became a staple character, though Spike never did.

Speaker 2 1:21:05

Because he became a marauder, that's sad oh boy. Because he became a marauder.

Speaker 1 1:21:10

Is what I think next. I don't know.

Speaker 4 1:21:11

I don't know what list you're looking at I'm going off of the year.

Speaker 3 1:21:16

They came out now. Now that I think about it, most of my favorite characters have just been switched.

Speaker 1 1:21:18

We just are doing future past so forth.

Speaker 4 1:21:21

Next is Deadpool and the timeline. Next is Deadpool, but Deadpool's not an X-Men.

Speaker 1 1:21:26

I'm excluding those, I'm skipping them, I'm just saying the next is Deadpool Deadpool's, not an X-Men. X-men Apocalypse right An X-Men.

Speaker 4 1:21:32

Here. Oh, yep, yep, that's what we wanted. I remember going up with the. We went to the movies to see it. Sorry, oscar, it was so awesome.

Speaker 3 1:21:39

I'm so sorry, oscar, his reaction through the entire movie it's like we were all thinking the same thing, but the only one showing it on his face.

Speaker 1 1:21:45

The Apocalypse is probably in my top 10 for Marvel villains all time, so I was very disappointed. I'm like that's not a pocket.

Speaker 3 1:21:52

JJ was the only one showing it on his face. The entire movie. Wait, which movie did?

Speaker 1 1:21:56

the post-credits of the Four Horsemen Was that Days of Future Past, yep, yep, and we were like Apocalypse. Jj was all excited. Then he got Apocalypse, then he got Apocalypse.

Speaker 3 1:22:07

Hey, at least we didn't get fucking Ivan Ooze. Oh Lord, yeah, when they teased us with the first look for him. I swear the internet sonic-ed him.

Speaker 4 1:22:17

It was just Blue Isaac. Ooze, I swear the internet Sonic'd him Just Blue Isaac, he's putting his hat back for fucking Apocalypse.

Speaker 1 1:22:22

Uh-oh, oh boy.

Speaker 3 1:22:23

We got serious mode.

Speaker 1 1:22:25

He doesn't have the what is your least favorite X-Men movie, last Stand or Apocalypse, dark Phoenix.

Speaker 3 1:22:33

Jesus Christ don't.

Speaker 4 1:22:35

You're hitting him below the belt and not in a good way.

Speaker 3 1:22:37

I know, I'm just wondering what is he's fondling first?

Speaker 1 1:22:41

oh, gentle, first a little finger, then the everything else okay why would you? He doesn't like butt stuff well, that's because he's scared to try it. Any of any men are scared to get their g-spot feel free to stop them at any point. Hey, we're just saying lines from the movie I'm letting yeah, cinnamon ring, I want him to, I want him. He's not talking. You got the anarchy symbol from the movie I'm letting.

Speaker 3 1:23:01

Yeah, cinnamon ring, I want him to. I want him. He's not talking. You got the anarchy symbol pointing at me right now.

Speaker 5 1:23:05

He's like trying to not rage.

Speaker 3 1:23:09

I don't. I'm not sure if it's at us or the movie. No, I think it's the movie, it's the movie.

Speaker 1 1:23:12

It's 100%. We're just being our normal funny selves. I didn't expect this is the worst. This is the fucking best reaction we've gotten yet, even yeah but we've seen this one coming.

Speaker 3 1:23:22

We went to the movie with him. You didn't see that coming sorry he died horribly. I would have expected to see him in the void okay, I think he's ready. I don't know, where he wants.

Speaker 5 1:23:37

We don't know where to start one. Are we gonna? He's ready?

Speaker 3 1:23:40

I don't know where he wants to go. I don't know where to start.

Speaker 5 1:23:41

One Are we going to do that. He's got a list Fuck.

Speaker 2 1:23:43

The fact that they fucking made Mystique that fucking heroin. Fuck you, suck my dick Two. They fucking You're counting. Okay, fucked over Psylocke. Yeah, that was bad Betsy.

Speaker 4 1:24:00

Ross fucking dirty.

Speaker 3 1:24:05

Well, I know another point he's gonna make after that one.

Speaker 2 1:24:08

Three. They did fucking Nightcrawler dirty tournaments with a little pansy-ass fucking bitch Teenage Nightcrawler.

Speaker 4 1:24:17

Sorry, I have to ask this, but tone down the volume one notch.

Speaker 3 1:24:21

It's hard.

Speaker 4 1:24:22

I know.

Speaker 5 1:24:24

He's very great, great pivot.

Speaker 1 1:24:27

Four, he's still going.

Speaker 2 1:24:31

They did Angel better than they did in the last stab, but they still made him a little pansy-ass fucking bit. They turned the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse into a fucking joke.

Speaker 3 1:24:41

Yes, they did. Yeah, they turned the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse into a fucking joke. Yes, they did. They didn't even amp their powers, did they? No, no, no, they didn't get. No dark.

Speaker 4 1:24:48

No, they technically amped Angel a little bit by giving him a new wing.

Speaker 3 1:24:51

but Hit the metal wings yeah.

Speaker 4 1:24:56

But I don't think the amping power that he's, didn't he?

Speaker 2 1:24:58

gain a new Archangel is the name he got after that yeah and then, when he lost the metal wings, his wings grew back. That's that. That's the actual story.

Speaker 3 1:25:10

I know, it's just the way you said it. His wings grew back and then the hands just sprouting out for me.

Speaker 2 1:25:16

They grew back like just put a little happy tree, move on to the next one, because fuck that fucking movie Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 1:25:25

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 4 1:25:26

Okay, we're back to peak cinema.

Speaker 3 1:25:27

I want your opinion on the underground.

Speaker 2 1:25:31

You'll never catch Nightcrawler in there. I don't give a fuck what you say no.

X-Men Movie Discussions and Analysis

Speaker 3 1:25:33

The underground of mutants, the ones who live in the sewers and shit the Marauders, because they did them dirty in that movie too. Second to last one, where Psylocke was actually based.

Speaker 4 1:25:48

Second to last one. Oh, that movie was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 1:25:51

Logan, just Wolverine, not his buddies. Was that before? Sorry, there's two more after this.

Speaker 3 1:25:58

That was before. Well, mentally destroyed. Mentally destroyed.

Speaker 1 1:26:01

Dark Phoenix Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mentally destroyed. Dark Phoenix is next Mentally destroyed, fucking Professor X and Logan. That's about it, logan and his buddy.

Speaker 5 1:26:10

It was just Logan. Pretty much. That was the one thing that.

Speaker 3 1:26:13

Yeah, and they did. We'll bring in friends, but in the best way.

Speaker 2 1:26:16

Yeah, they did, old man Logan and they did it, that's probably they did not.

Speaker 1 1:26:21

No, they didn't put Inbred Hulks in there.

Speaker 3 1:26:24

You did that on purpose.

Speaker 1 1:26:25

I did Just because I knew. Oh no, not the Inbred Hulks.

Speaker 3 1:26:29

We almost got it in the MCU and, like Logan's, no, she went for French guy, french fry, guy, guy.

Speaker 2 1:26:37

French fry guy. I never really read Old man Logan. I love Old man Logan. It's good.

Speaker 1 1:26:41

So my knowledge of that it's very different from the comics as far as live action adaptation goes for comics.

Speaker 3 1:26:50

It wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 1:26:52

It's very different from the comics. It's different from the comics. You don't got Blind Hawkeye, which was dope as a bitch. It actually hits.

Speaker 4 1:27:00

I thought the original one had him more with the love interest in the beginning versus him protecting Professor X or anything else like that.

Speaker 1 1:27:07

Jesus Christ Indian, and then a spider woman shows up with the spider buggy. No, he was on his own.

Speaker 3 1:27:13

It's kind of like him as a cowboy loner guy yeah, it's a western.

Speaker 1 1:27:17

It's kind of western.

Speaker 3 1:27:18

It's a western yeah. Except when a spider buggy comes, then it's a fucking, until he ends up having to deal with the villain leaders, you know, like Red Skull Maestro. I was so glad we didn't have Maestro, that would have been shit.

Speaker 2 1:27:33

But yeah, no, it's a Wolverine movie. It's probably the best Wolverine. No, I can't say for sure because I never saw the Wolverine. It's nowhere.

Speaker 3 1:27:43

No, you're in the ballpark still. Okay so yeah, no, you hit it, you hit it out, you home runned it right there.

Speaker 2 1:27:50

Yeah, Like it was a perfect end to Hugh Jackman's until that came back.

Speaker 4 1:28:01

Now you're on Dark Phoenix.

Speaker 1 1:28:02

Here we go Pass.

Speaker 2 1:28:05

I don't want to pass, but come on, you want to know something about Dark Phoenix.

Speaker 3 1:28:08

You got to say it for a third time.

Speaker 2 1:28:10

Fuck Jennifer Lawrence's mystique, or was?

Speaker 3 1:28:13

it the fourth time.

Speaker 5 1:28:15

What.

Speaker 3 1:28:16

Jennifer Lawrence Was Jennifer Lawrence in.

Speaker 1 1:28:18

Days of Future Past. No, yes, she was.

Speaker 5 1:28:19

Jennifer Lawrence Was Jennifer Lawrence in Days of Future Past.

Speaker 4 1:28:21

No, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 1:28:21

She was, I don't remember.

Speaker 4 1:28:22

Yeah, she was trying to kill him.

Speaker 2 1:28:23

Oh, yeah, that was the most mystique mystiques ever looked.

Speaker 3 1:28:26

Yep, she was trying to kill the Magneto one, yeah. Aliens I lost my holds Trying to thought there.

Speaker 1 1:28:36

Well, the Phoenix Force is kind of an alien. Yeah, and a thought there Well, the Phoenix Force is kind of an alien. Yeah, the Phoenix Force Did they actually do that part right there, the aliens yeah that was the closest I, that was the more accurate yeah that was better.

Speaker 2 1:28:44

No, I mean the aliens themselves. The Phoenix Force is a cosmic entity. It has no base like physical form. It's. It's a cosmic entity that Gene was stranded in space and fucking it saved her life.

Speaker 3 1:29:02

Why couldn't they do?

Speaker 2 1:29:03

that everybody presumed Gene was dead oh no, that's right.

Speaker 3 1:29:09

I'm starting to remember the movie now.

Speaker 2 1:29:10

They had that fucking little space station mission, yeah oh boy that's the closest we're ever gonna get to it the actual Phoenix Wars.

Speaker 1 1:29:18

I'll be honest, though who was?

Speaker 3 1:29:20

half fucking dead before they got to Earth.

Speaker 1 1:29:21

A couple positive. Who played? Who was young Jean? Was that Sophie Turner? Yes, I didn't mind her portrayal of a younger Jean. I thought it was okay. Nothing beats fucking Famke from fucking the originals. She's great, my bias coming out again.

Speaker 2 1:29:38

I don't mind her as an actress, I just hate every role she's played.

Speaker 1 1:29:45

Game of Thrones.

Speaker 4 1:29:45

I think she was big. Game of Thrones hurt him a lot.

Speaker 2 1:29:48

Game of Thrones I fucking hated Sandra.

Speaker 3 1:29:52

Wait, you watched Game of Thrones, yes.

Speaker 2 1:29:55

I had to do something when I was recovering from surgery.

Speaker 3 1:29:58

That's the show you picked.

Speaker 1 1:30:00

That's the show you picked. That's the show you picked. That's the show everybody was talking about.

Speaker 2 1:30:04

Just don't watch the last season. I have to watch the whole fucking thing, oh God.

Speaker 3 1:30:09

I can't even say what I wanted to say.

Speaker 2 1:30:12

I saw the first three seasons because of Lily.

Speaker 3 1:30:15

Oh.

Speaker 1 1:30:17

My thing with Dark Phoenix was they did the storyline a smidge better in Last Stand, but still I will funny thing this might be controversial, but I can watch Last Stand and at least laugh at it and haha, that sucks. Dark Phoenix, that shit will almost put me to sleep. That was almost like a throwaway movie, which it almost was, didn't we? Almost feel like walking out of. I'm like this shit's fucking boring dude. Except for when Magneto did the shit with the trains, that was cool, but I'm like this is boring.

Speaker 2 1:30:46

I will watch the Dark Phoenix before I watch the Last Airbender. Really, I will watch the Dark Phoenix before I watch Apocalypse.

Speaker 1 1:30:54

I'm not disagreeing, but as long as there's big, flashy action set pieces, you can at least keep my brain going.

Speaker 4 1:31:02

Dark Phoenix. Just they did kind of throw in Genosha for the hell of it in Dark Phoenix and that didn't feel as right.

Speaker 2 1:31:09

Yeah, no, it didn't, they were. The Fox X-Men movies were here. Let's just throw shit at the wall. Let's see.

Speaker 5 1:31:18

Oh, you want an Easter egg.

Speaker 4 1:31:19

There you go.

Speaker 2 1:31:20

Like, I'm sorry, Everything that the live action movies for X-Men have tried to do. The 90s cartoon show did them and did them way fucking better. And now I'm including Days of Future Past in that, you know we were so spoiled as kids. Yes, we were so spoiled as kids yes, we were Between fucking X-Men, amazing, spider-man, yeah.

Speaker 3 1:31:46

The Hulk was even good a part of that. Like the Fantastic Four, Silver Surfer even got his own fucking show. I don't remember them. I just remember those two.

Speaker 2 1:31:54

I do Spider-Man?

Speaker 3 1:31:56

Spider-Man I watched every single one.

Speaker 2 1:32:02

Like both of them, fucking theme songs were fucking slapping Well you can't beat them here.

Speaker 1 1:32:07

We got one more, the one that's probably the throwaway. We got one more New Mutants. I didn't hate it. I did not hate it.

Speaker 2 1:32:16

I'm sorry it could have been so much more as throwaway as it was. As throwaway as it was my second favorite X-Men movie.

Speaker 3 1:32:26

Second favorite, that's. I'm going to say this Okay, now I got to hear everything you did like.

Speaker 1 1:32:29

If there's, any hate for magic. I'm walking out.

Speaker 4 1:32:32

I knew Taylor Joy by his side.

Speaker 1 1:32:41

No, I loved her portrayal as magic too, though my bias is there, but I loved it. I thought she was great as magic.

Speaker 3 1:32:45

That was the best part of that movie. I'm trying not to talk horndog shit.

Speaker 1 1:32:50

but yes, but goddammit.

Speaker 2 1:32:53

Why did I like that better than all the other ones? Because they actually brought new characters in. They brought fucking the actual brought new characters in. They brought fucking the actual new mutants in.

Speaker 3 1:33:05

There was only one thing I was disappointed in that movie. Really We'll spin.

Speaker 2 1:33:09

There was only one thing I was disappointed with in that movie. What's that? The fact that they never fucking said Magic is Colossus' sister.

Speaker 3 1:33:16

Yeah, they didn't touch on that at all.

Speaker 2 1:33:18

Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:33:18

Did sister? Yeah, they didn't touch on that at all. No, did they?

Speaker 1 1:33:21

even say her last name?

Speaker 4 1:33:22

No, I don't think they did. I don't even know if they said the character name outside of they didn't even call her, Magix did they.

Speaker 3 1:33:30

Yeah, they did I haven't seen the movie in forever. Fuck it. Maybe I do have to rewatch it.

Speaker 1 1:33:36

Some people obviously were a little mad. She had Lila, she had Lockheed in the comics for a bit, so we can't really bitch.

Speaker 3 1:33:41

Oh, you know what they DC'd me in that movie? It was always dark.

Speaker 1 1:33:46

Oh, you couldn't see shit yeah.

Marvel Movies and Blade Discussion

Speaker 2 1:33:47

Yeah, no, she had Lockheed for a little bit. She had Lockheed when fucking Kitty was in the fucking missile, fucking space and she had a fuse with it to fucking maneuver it so it wouldn't blow shit up. Yeah, I'm going to have a cigarette, cigarette. You guys put me on a fucking rant.

Speaker 1 1:34:04

That was the purpose. Well, whatever else you got to say, because we're going to probably move on to tens in a bit, but whatever, I don't know what else we can blab about X-Men.

Speaker 4 1:34:13

I don't know where we're at. I mean I've got things what do Captain America Brave New World got an official villain Sidewinder. What the leader of the Serpent Society.

Speaker 3 1:34:24

No, you can't do Sidewinder without the Serpent.

Speaker 4 1:34:27

Society.

Speaker 1 1:34:27

I don't know, I'm this old Hall H Damn it, jay, I don't give a fuck what you say. I don't give a fuck what I say. I don't give a fuck. They're going to do what they want to do.

Speaker 3 1:34:36

Mm-hmm, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 1:34:37

Yeah, no.

Speaker 3 1:34:37

MCU does not care about my feelings at all.

Speaker 4 1:34:40

No, jake could go pitch a whole Hulk idea.

Speaker 3 1:34:43

No, I could give them the greatest fucking Hulk movie, now that they have the rights to it, just to reboot everything, and they still wouldn't fucking give me it.

Speaker 4 1:34:51

Guess what Robert Downey Jr said upon his reveal as Doctor Doom. What New mask, same task Save the MCU Very true actually same task, save the MCU, very true, actually. So we got that Thunderbolt footage premiered, so we'll get that eventually. Fantastic Four got a subtitle and some footage subtitle subtitle. That's what I'm trying to read.

Speaker 3 1:35:15

Subtitles usually give away plots to movies.

Speaker 4 1:35:17

Yeah, which is probably going to be something Galactus.

Speaker 3 1:35:23

I swear to God if it's Space Odyssey or something like that.

Speaker 5 1:35:26

It might be.

Speaker 3 1:35:28

First Family would have been perfect.

Speaker 5 1:35:34

You don't agree.

Speaker 3 1:35:35

Fantastic Four, First Family.

Speaker 5 1:35:36

No.

Speaker 4 1:35:40

I don't know man.

Speaker 3 1:35:42

Did you get something, or is it?

Speaker 4 1:35:44

nothing. They didn't tell me.

Speaker 3 1:35:46

Alright, what was the next thing you were?

Speaker 4 1:35:47

on. That's pretty much it. They didn't announce a lot. Ryan Reynolds says goodbye to the Fox Universe.

Speaker 3 1:35:57

Well, we got that the whole fucking movie. He literally said Fuck you guys Converge. Well, we got that the whole fucking movie.

Speaker 4 1:36:05

He literally said fuck you guys, let's see, is this going?

Speaker 3 1:36:08

to tell me the new title, uh-oh, fantastic Four.

Speaker 5 1:36:10

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:36:12

Okay, please tell me. That's not the title.

Speaker 3 1:36:20

What, oh, no, uh-oh, is this from San Diego? Yeah, is it from the panel, then it's true.

Speaker 4 1:36:27

Oh no, I don't know how to feel about that. What did we get?

Speaker 1 1:36:36

Fantastic Four.

Speaker 4 1:36:37

First Steps. Oh, that's so fucking lame. That feels like Family Matters and a fucking sitcom which, for a family aspect, could be fine.

Speaker 3 1:36:45

I don't like your reference, considering the first post that I set out. Yeah, oh my, because that literally feels like what they're going to do to it. They're going to turn it into a comedy. They're not going to take any of the characters, and I should have known, because they put Herbie in there. By the way, that was a great reference in the fucking Deadpool movie Seeing a Fantastic Four car.

Speaker 1 1:37:17

But God, I've always called that the.

Speaker 3 1:37:25

Herbie-m't worry, pedro can save it. Pedro the magical father is not going to save it, he's going to the magical father is not going to save it.

Speaker 2 1:37:32

Oh jesus christ oh no, I'm gonna give last Stand one final prop.

Speaker 1 1:37:38

Last Stand A prop.

Speaker 2 1:37:44

It's the first time Iceman was ever shown using his ice body.

Speaker 3 1:37:48

Not a lie. You really like his Omega level abilities and that happens. That's not even a part of his Omega level abilities either.

Speaker 4 1:37:58

So do you want your mediocre news and your bad news? Sure, I didn't tell you guys the bad news yet. Oh great, the mediocre news is what I just told them. The Fantastic Four title is the Fantastic Four First Steps. Okay, that's the official title. I just I'm like what?

Speaker 3 1:38:13

Now? Tell them what your thoughts were on that.

Speaker 2 1:38:15

It's Marvel's first family.

Speaker 3 1:38:16

Yeah, were on that.

Speaker 4 1:38:17

It's Marvel's First Family. Yeah, that's the reference. It feels like it's a.

Speaker 3 1:38:19

Do you remember the poster, how sitcom-y it looked like? Yeah, and then he said it feels like Family Matters and stuff like that Fantastic Four. I'm like oh great, it kind of does, and the fact that they put Herbie in the movie doesn't make me feel any better. They're going to be taking this seriously.

Speaker 4 1:38:40

And your bad news is, despite what I said earlier, there was today. So far today, there's been no mention of Blade.

Speaker 5 1:38:48

It has been omitted. Wesley was right.

Speaker 4 1:38:50

It has been omitted from the legacy or planned events.

Speaker 3 1:38:53

He gave us the smile and nod. He was right.

Speaker 1 1:38:57

I'm the one, and only Wesley Snipes at this rate is going to have me try to come fucking back that's what people thought they were going to do especially after this movie.

Speaker 3 1:39:05

Those were some solid references for the Blade Trinity jokes that they made out of that, I just appreciate them bringing back all his weapons, especially the yeah yeah, what the fuck did he even call that the first Blade movie?

Speaker 1 1:39:20

he's got one of the best openings ever where he's in the club and you see his boots and he's like the fucking music dude, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit the Blade.

Speaker 3 1:39:29

People still reference that song.

Speaker 2 1:39:31

I'm sorry. That's why anytime fucking anybody's like oh, black Panther's the first black superhero movie.

Speaker 1 1:39:36

No it's not A lot of people were not aware that Blade was a comic book, though when it came out there was a lot of people not aware that was a comic book.

Speaker 2 1:39:44

A lot, and I'm sorry. The part of that movie that fucking stands out to me is the big fat vampire that they kept on flashing the light on. Okay Alright.

Speaker 4 1:39:57

Wait, wait wait, wait.

Speaker 3 1:40:00

We left off on movie rants. We were gonna move into top 10s, or that's wait.

Speaker 1 1:40:05

I don't know what was we. Oh yeah, matt did bring out the fucking.

Speaker 4 1:40:10

The mediocre was the blade news no, the mediocre was the name title the bad news was I don't know it's bad news because we want a Blade movie.

Speaker 1 1:40:23

They cannot, they just cannot.

Speaker 3 1:40:26

Actually, we got teased in a bad movie though Eternals.

Speaker 1 1:40:29

Yeah, oh, with his voice. Are you ready for that, Mr Rickman?

Speaker 4 1:40:33

We still haven't gotten Midnight. We were going to get the Black Knight.

Speaker 3 1:40:36

Is that his official name? Yeah, the Black Knight. And Blade. Yeah, we were literally going to get the Midnight Suns.

Speaker 4 1:40:43

We were getting close Because they were working on Ghost Rider with Ryan Gosling.

Speaker 3 1:40:54

Sadly, I wouldn't have minded them going the same route they did in the game. Okay, considering they already had Agents of SHIELD play, he played a pretty good one, is it?

Speaker 4 1:41:05

Ryan Gosling confirmed that was the movie. The project has been confirmed. Oh okay.

Speaker 1 1:41:10

Well, I was between two. It was either Ryan Gosling or Norman Reedus. I'm happy I'll go away and I might get one.

Speaker 5 1:41:19

Norman Reedus was fucking born to play Ghost Rider.

Speaker 1 1:41:20

I don't care, jj, you got anybody you want. I'm not disrespecting Nicolas Cage.

Speaker 2 1:41:24

Not particularly, I just want him done justice.

Speaker 1 1:41:29

Fun fact, that's my second favorite Marvel character, ghost Rider yes, who's number one, Dean?

Speaker 2 1:41:36

Spider-Man Spider-Man number one.

Speaker 3 1:41:38

Technically, we got a Magix. You think she would come back? What Huh?

Speaker 4 1:41:44

For Minitons Magic. Come back for a minute, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:41:47

She's down to Earth and chill. I think she would. If she likes the project, she probably would.

Speaker 4 1:41:50

I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:42:01

Based on how much fun they just poked at Furiosa and Mad Max, who she might be pissed.

Speaker 3 1:42:03

Hey, it wasn't horrible at all, anya Taylor-Joy. I didn't talk much in it, so I don't care. What do you?

Speaker 1 1:42:05

mean you talked that whole movie, anya Taylor-Joy. I was just making a joke. She didn't talk much that whole fucking movie. So oh, she didn't talk. I said you talked. I enjoyed the movie for the most part.

Speaker 3 1:42:14

All right, I was calling it Thor.

Speaker 1 1:42:17

Oh, hey, yeah, that was a fucking different. I couldn't believe they just Deadpool just literally said Furiosa, just Furiosa, bro, nice reference, just Right on the nose. This is what I'm referencing. Oh gee, and they get Furiosa in the nose.

Speaker 3 1:42:39

This is what I'm referencing oh gee, and they get Furiosa in the movie Deadpool.

Speaker 1 1:42:45

That would have been funny, that would have been funny.

Speaker 2 1:42:48

Okay, so most of mine are comic book.

Speaker 4 1:42:53

It's going to be my top half are all comic book, oh.

Speaker 1 1:42:57

I got a variety. I got some video games on there too. What was that roll for? He goes first. Jay. You gotta pull up your random names. I love her. It's fuck yeah.

Speaker 2 1:43:10

Did you actually have 10?

Speaker 1 1:43:12

Yes, Are they kind of arranged? No, I'm going through the list. If I had time I could. I'm going through the list you were like, if I had time I could.

Speaker 2 1:43:22

I'm going through the list and actually trying to order them in my head. Number 10. Snape.

Speaker 1 1:43:28

Snape, harry Potter, severus Snape, okay.

Speaker 3 1:43:35

I like that one. Our podcast is going to hate us because we bring up Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter. We're gonna do a Harry Potter episode and never fucking deliver. I said October.

Speaker 1 1:43:45

Could you low-key, could you do a Harry Potter episode again?

Speaker 2 1:43:48

I'd have to re-watch them.

Speaker 1 1:43:49

Well, matt's gonna. He can re-watch every movie. I'd have to, I'd have to, I will, just for shits and games. Yeah, that's all we do. We just blab about him for a little bit. Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 1:44:02

I didn't think of that one.

Speaker 1 1:44:03

I definitely don't. Snape's story will break you if you're not ready for it. Yeah, it's like oh.

Speaker 2 1:44:07

As somebody who never read the books, that was fucking good, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 1:44:13

You think he's he was protecting Harry the?

Speaker 2 1:44:16

whole time. Well, I kind of figured the fact that during the first movie, in the Quidditch game, when he was trying to fucking stop the broom from going crazy, like I had a feeling like he wasn't a bad dude. But to that extent, yeah, no, never saw that coming.

Speaker 1 1:44:34

Definitely an anti-hero, totally kind of turns hero at the end, but he still did some rough. He was basicallyzenly bullying. Harry the whole fucking and the funniest thing about that it made. What was Harry's dad Tom Thomas Potter Made Thomas Potter a fucking Looked likea douche Snape's backstory.

Speaker 3 1:44:52

Well, that was definitely in the movies. When you read it, it's completely, you know, Not completely different, because he was still a douche, but he was still.

Speaker 4 1:45:01

He was more of a jock. Yeah, he was more of a jock in the books, Plus that whole entire thing.

Speaker 3 1:45:07

We were getting Snape's point of view, yeah, so yeah, Snape, number 10.

Speaker 2 1:45:13

Who wants to go next?

Speaker 5 1:45:16

It depends.

Speaker 3 1:45:17

Are you going counterclockwise or clockwise? You pick who goes. It depends. Are you going counterclockwise or clockwise, you wanna. You pick who goes.

Speaker 2 1:45:23

I say Dean for last.

Speaker 3 1:45:25

Dean for last.

Speaker 1 1:45:25

Okay, matt oh, is this the one that's gonna make me mad? It's gonna, I wonder. I'm like why it's gonna be a surprise to you.

Speaker 4 1:45:33

Oh, a surprise okay can't say it's gonna make you mad. I know it's hard to judge with you sometimes. Rujird Superdia From Mushoku Tensai.

Speaker 1 1:45:43

Oh, okay, spear Dude. Oh, you told me you weren't watching. Mushoku Tensai I never watch season two. No, I like Mushoku Tensai when it's compared to Free Run. I'll start debating, even though I like Mushoku Tensai too, I debate, even though I like Meshuggah Tense. I do. I finally finished, because I finished dubbing it finally.

Speaker 3 1:45:59

Dude, you're dead in Free Run and you still love it. You leave me alone. I'm still there. I can leave you alone. You're dead, I'm dead. No fucking JJ's in that show too.

Speaker 2 1:46:08

I watched the first season of it, and you make him a drunk again.

Speaker 3 1:46:10

Season two just that Yep, I'll get to it.

Speaker 1 1:46:16

The last episode made it rise a few points because I can say when fucking Norn was giving it to him for the second wife, shit, I'm like fucking Norn, she's religious.

Speaker 4 1:46:29

I'll just take anything at that point you loser.

Speaker 1 1:46:34

That's a good one. I like that one. I wasn't expecting that one, but Ruzer's probably my top two or three favorite characters in the show.

Speaker 4 1:46:40

Got no problem killing anybody for his ideals.

Speaker 5 1:46:43

Okay, la Lupin, iii. Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 1:46:51

I like Jay's random bullshit.

Speaker 3 1:46:53

He's got that spin where he actually is a villain. He steals to steal, but he still does good in the process. Oldie, but goodie, I had to bring him up again. He's one of my favorite fucking characters. Leave it to me to do it too.

Speaker 1 1:47:10

Bring up the oldies.

Speaker 4 1:47:13

It's going to be one of the oldest references that we make today, maybe not. I said one of, I didn't say the Good lord.

Speaker 5 1:47:23

Oh.

Speaker 1 1:47:25

Oh, it's me. Yes, it's a me, it's a me. Well, my number 10 is JJ. I love this one. I'm anime too. My number 10 is Akame from Akame Ga Kill.

Speaker 3 1:47:34

Okay, you know what I'm changing up. The next one I'm saying just because you said that way.

Speaker 1 1:47:40

Okay.

Speaker 3 1:47:41

It's going to be a video game, one I'm giving it up.

Speaker 1 1:47:44

Also, remember, she's in my top ten for favorite anime female characters. But I'm more vested in her than most people because I read the manga, I read the prequel, I read the sequel, where Akame is just there the whole time, even though her anti-hero shit kind of goes away in the sequel manga because she's pretty much just helping the whole time. So it kind of goes away. But I'm sorry, akame ga Kill is always going to be in my upper echelon because that shit just hits and the manga's worse. But that shit just hit and again she's an assassin. They're freedom fighters in a way, but they're still killing people and they don't do everything right. So she is an anti-hero and again, a lot of that's my best being so vested in her character. So, yeah, I knew JJ would like that one.

Speaker 2 1:48:24

Yeah, no, my next one, red Hood, ooh, ooh.

Speaker 3 1:48:32

Good one, amazing pick.

Speaker 2 1:48:37

Bye. Do I need to say anything about Jason Todd? No, no broken man.

Speaker 3 1:48:43

We've definitely hit him enough, fuck with the crowbar. I instantly regretted how I said it.

Speaker 1 1:48:49

Yeah yeah, cause you said you set me up.

Speaker 3 1:48:50

Ooh, crowbar, crowbar leave it to the Joker fan yeah, you will never like that.

Speaker 1 1:48:57

Whenever he sees Joker, he's like oh no, don't hit me.

Speaker 3 1:49:00

Like you hate that. Does Batman cringe when he sees a gun?

Speaker 4 1:49:04

no, he cringes every time he sees pain oh, my back he definitely gets back pains.

Speaker 1 1:49:13

I can see it.

Speaker 3 1:49:14

I can see them drawing that into the panels my number 9.

Speaker 4 1:49:16

We can blame this one mostly on the live action version, but Loki them drawing that into the panels. My number nine. Yes, we can blame this one mostly on the live action version, but Loki.

Speaker 2 1:49:26

Loki. Yeah, that's purely live action version.

Speaker 4 1:49:29

He started to become more so in the comics he's all over the place in the comics. He's a good guy sometimes, but Loki has definitely leaned to have him Perfect.

Anti-Hero Discussion and Analysis

Speaker 2 1:49:38

Perfect example for anti-hero, then he's more of an anti-hero hero type thing is because of the fucking movie yeah, true, true.

Speaker 4 1:49:47

But he's always been a character that can ride the line but he's always definitely been more trickster and villain, until recently Night.

Speaker 3 1:49:56

I'm doing this one as a joke, just because he did set it the way he did, bowser.

Speaker 1 1:50:02

Oh God, Peaches.

Speaker 2 1:50:04

Peaches, peaches, peaches. Ah, I never saw the movie.

Speaker 3 1:50:08

No, it doesn't have anything to do with the movie, because in the movie he's just straight villain. But in the games and even some of the cartoon shows he does not go full villain.

Speaker 4 1:50:21

Hell. Depending on what you're reading, he can be a love interest.

Speaker 3 1:50:25

We're not going super crown. We do not need to bring the rule here and not his rule, because then he'd be dead.

Speaker 2 1:50:37

Nine.

Speaker 1 1:50:40

Nine is. Where was nine going?

Speaker 3 1:50:41

I switched up the one I was gonna say just for that joke. Nine is video games nine is video games.

Speaker 1 1:50:45

Ada wong from resident evil. Oh oh, it's a hero. Ada is doing what she wants to do, don't?

Speaker 2 1:50:53

give a damn about good evil endeavor.

Speaker 1 1:50:55

That's my that's my asian persuasion, mommy, yeah, yeah, no I love that that one is.

Speaker 3 1:51:01

We can make that an entire different conversation. I was like Ada.

Speaker 1 1:51:03

I thought about my mama, Ada. Yes, Ada's fucking great. I wish they'd fucking. They need to bring her back to the fucking main fucking. The last time you seen her was in the Resident Evil 2 remake. Did you ever play the remakes? No, they're fucking great.

Speaker 2 1:51:17

No, I haven't Not yet. Damn you, I want to. Is that a?

Speaker 3 1:51:20

PowerCoin no what. I was looking at that like it was a fucking PowerCoin from Power Rangers Asian mommy.

Speaker 1 1:51:26

Okay, I just like how she always is on the line.

Speaker 3 1:51:36

This one might actually surprise Dean Rorschach.

Speaker 1 1:51:38

Rorschach, that's a quality pick. No spoiler, he's on mine somewhere, but that's a quality pick. Right there, your culturedness went up about 10 points.

Speaker 3 1:51:50

My next one doesn't make any sense to you, the Rorsach.

Speaker 1 1:51:54

Talking some Watchmen. I'll talk some Watchmen, I'll talk some.

Speaker 2 1:51:58

Watchmen. I knew you'd appreciate that one.

Speaker 1 1:52:05

I always tell people because I've dabbled. I talk to Jay all the time you probably ain't watched the Boys, have you? Nope, I enjoy the Boys a lot, but I always tell people you gotta appreciate. Without Watchmen, I don't know if there'd be boys. The watchman is just the original, gritty, political, fucking comic book thriller and the movie. I love the movie. It's one of my favorite. There's a lot of you don't like it as much jay don't like, because it's nothing but a flopping dick in your face and sexy. You ruined it for me.

Speaker 3 1:52:36

What the flopping dick, so flopping dick. So what? In the comics it's dick sex. Actually the first time I watched that I didn't like the owl scene at all and the constant sex scene that just throws a fuck scene.

Speaker 1 1:52:45

I swear to God, I need to direct that movie. What do we put here? Sex scene. What do we put here? Sex scene. Okay, matt.

Speaker 4 1:52:52

I don't, I can't say. This podcast is scripted. But thanks, Dean what. My number eight is Billy Butcher.

Speaker 1 1:53:01

Get the fuck out of here. It's not, though. That's so random.

Speaker 3 1:53:07

It's like he brought up the point you cannot script us.

Speaker 4 1:53:10

I know, it's like I don't even have to write the material or write the self.

Speaker 3 1:53:15

We're as bad as the one dude in the Deadpool movie with the beard. Are you improvving, right beard? Are you improv-ing right now? Are you improv-ing?

Speaker 4 1:53:21

No, leave it to the mastermind of the boys trying to kill all the superheroes, because now everybody's a bag of dicks.

Speaker 3 1:53:30

You're not even going to try that accent, are you? No, I?

Speaker 4 1:53:32

can't? I respect Carl Urban, though Soon to be Johnny.

Speaker 5 1:53:38

Cage Seriously.

Speaker 3 1:53:39

Yeah, okay. What number are we on? Eight, eight? Well, shit, I didn't even care for numbers anyway. What am I saying? Spike from Buffy and the Vampire Slayer Never watched it.

Speaker 1 1:53:53

Buffy.

Speaker 3 1:53:54

I'm showing my age again.

Speaker 4 1:53:57

Never watched it. It's all of our age, though.

Speaker 1 1:54:01

There's only one person here that ain't hit 30 yet, and I'm about to.

Speaker 3 1:54:04

You could fuck the right off dude. Go suck JJ's dick, since he said it so much, he did say that a lot.

Speaker 1 1:54:11

He did say that we should have had a suck my dick counter it was five, it was five.

Speaker 5 1:54:16

He was counting. Suck my dick S it was five, it was comedy. Fuck my dick.

Speaker 4 1:54:19

Fuck my dick, which feels a bit tame somehow. Yeah, that really was.

Speaker 3 1:54:26

It was tame. We could have gotten a lot more, especially when we were going off on a little tangent, he wanted to say a whole lot oh.

Speaker 2 1:54:34

He told me to keep it down. If I would have kept saying suck my dick, it would have got louder and louder and louder and louder, so I had to tone it down. If I would have kept saying something about date, it would have got louder and louder and louder and louder, so I had to tone it down.

Speaker 1 1:54:44

Date oh my, okay, eight. Eight's a classic. Eight's a classic the Punisher. That is to me just the true, one of the most true definitions of anti-hero you can get. Didn't make my list.

Speaker 2 1:54:58

He was on it.

Speaker 4 1:54:59

He's a little higher up on mine, but he got knocked out the man.

Speaker 1 1:55:03

Just his solution kill bad guys, kill bad guys, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. Punisher's badass. I fucking love Punisher. When you think of anti-hero, he's one of the first images that comes to your head. Punisher kills. The Marvel Universe, frank Kess. I like the fucking series. I like Jon Bernthal's Punisher. So I wonder if, hopefully, we see him again, supposed to Number seven, or yeah, seven. Lobo, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 1:55:37

You hit that one on the head. Probably should be on mine, but that's a good one. That's the one I honestly.

Speaker 1 1:55:39

You hit that one on the head Probably should be on mine, but that's a good one. I like Lobo.

Speaker 3 1:55:42

Honestly, I liked his live action portrayal in Krypton, but I'm the only one I'm the only one.

Speaker 2 1:55:47

I've never watched it.

Speaker 3 1:55:49

It's not a bad show, but it could have been a whole lot better.

Speaker 4 1:55:52

No, I definitely never watched it Soon to be Jason Momoa.

Speaker 3 1:55:57

He really wants that part. I love every iteration of Lobo.

Speaker 1 1:56:00

I love New 52 Lobo and he got shitted on Because they made him pretty. Of course I'm a vibe-wood.

Speaker 2 1:56:08

Hey, you're pretty enough.

Speaker 1 1:56:11

Lobo's shit is fucking awesome Shit. Lobo's in one of my favorite Lobo's, a big part of one of my favorite stories, where Supergirl gets the red lantern ring and Lobo's trying to catch her ass. That's fucking great. I love that shit. Fucking good story, Good stuff. I like how JJ is bringing some heavy hitters to this.

Speaker 4 1:56:27

I like it.

Speaker 5 1:56:30

Seven right Yep Light Yagami Light.

Speaker 3 1:56:33

He's not a.

Speaker 2 1:56:33

He was only. That's a good one In the beginning.

Speaker 1 1:56:37

Towards the end. You shut your mouth. I won't write your name in my book.

Speaker 4 1:56:44

Best of intentions.

Speaker 2 1:56:46

And towards the end, fucking, he turned total sociopath.

Speaker 5 1:56:50

Yep.

Speaker 1 1:56:51

But Death Note is one of the I think you and me have agreed. Death Note starts off so great that after L dies it kind of just which is why it didn't do much after L's death. The only thing I love the end because they paid off. When Ryuk said one day I'm going to write your name in mine, they paid that off and I give it credit for paying that off.

Speaker 2 1:57:16

What's that saying? Everybody be saying Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Yeah, that is a prime example of that. Kira Kira, kira Kira.

Speaker 3 1:57:29

What's up. Sherlock Holmes, the Great Holmes. He does a lot of bad to get good yeah On the contrary my deal was Especially Benedict Cumberbatch's version of him.

Speaker 2 1:57:42

Well, wasn't he a drug?

Speaker 3 1:57:44

addict In every iteration of him.

Speaker 2 1:57:46

yes, I'm saying, like, even in the books, wasn't he a drug addict? He?

Speaker 3 1:57:50

experimented with drugs to get their feeling and then he got addicted Because he didn't believe in addiction.

Speaker 2 1:57:58

Yeah, no, the only one I ever watched. I love Robert.

Speaker 1 1:58:02

Downey Jr.

Speaker 2 1:58:02

Sherlock.

Speaker 3 1:58:02

Holmes I love.

Speaker 1 1:58:03

Robert Downey Jr, I love.

Speaker 2 1:58:04

Sherlock Holmes, the only Sherlock Holmes I ever watched.

Speaker 3 1:58:06

Wait, hold on. You grew up in the same time period as us here. You had to have seen 20th Century Sherlock.

Speaker 4 1:58:11

Holmes in 20th Century, 22nd.

Speaker 3 1:58:13

Century.

Speaker 4 1:58:14

No. You gotta get your centuries right.

Speaker 3 1:58:16

That You've got to get your centuries right. I'm two centuries off.

Speaker 2 1:58:18

The only Sherlock Holmes movie I've ever seen was the one with Robert Downey Jr.

Speaker 1 1:58:25

Damn Shit. I'll throw Jay for a loop. My favorite Sherlock Holmes story is Hound of the Baskervilles.

Speaker 3 1:58:32

That's a lot of people's favorites. They almost did it in the movies.

Speaker 1 1:58:37

Seven, seven, oh seven's a good one. I got Mr Groovy, ash Williams. I'm surprised Jay's like oh, there's Ash, I'd expect him on Dean's, bruce Campbell's fucking great. You want to talk about one of a perfect trilogy Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, that Army of Darkness just goes full comedy and it'll go fuck Yep.

Speaker 2 1:59:01

The chainsaw. Alright, my number six.

Speaker 4 1:59:09

The Bride, the Bride.

Speaker 1 1:59:12

Kill Bill, kill Bill. Okay, that was on my list, on my short list.

Speaker 3 1:59:16

Yeah, you almost threw me for a loop there because the Bride in my head is still fresh from DC's new continuity. Further out Creature Commandos.

Speaker 1 1:59:26

Yeah, no, Kill Bill the bride. That's a good one, that was it that was on my short list. On my short list.

Speaker 4 1:59:35

My next one's short and sweet following up the Punisher with Punisher Punisher yeah, okay, so that's number six. My next one, short and sweet, following up the Punisher with Punisher Punisher yeah, okay, so that's number six. Really, I stick to my list. What?

Speaker 3 1:59:46

was I gonna say oh yeah, noah Bennett from Heroes. Okay, let me guess, nobody else is actually you actually did.

Speaker 4 1:59:53

Yeah, I've never finished Heroes, I've watched some of it.

Speaker 5 1:59:56

He's a cop, yeah, yeah, no, he's not, it is.

Speaker 2 2:00:00

I've watched some of it. He's a cop. Yeah there. No, he's not the cop, he's the man with the horn and glasses.

Speaker 3 2:00:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2 2:00:06

The cop had telepathy.

Speaker 3 2:00:08

Yeah, that's, I mixed up the two. But yeah, the fact that he was trying to pull off like a Clark Kent thing type.

Speaker 2 2:00:17

Yeah, no, that's a good thing. I haven't watched that in a while. I heard they brought it back for like a short little season. They killed it off.

Speaker 3 2:00:25

Yeah, they did a slight reboot with a secondary show when it focuses on Hero you know, literally the guy named Hero with the teleporting time travel powers how the hell teleporting and time travel always coexist together. I don't know.

Speaker 2 2:00:40

And it didn't, no, no no, I'm saying a couple years ago they brought it back as a short little mini-series to finish it off. I did not watch that I'll have to.

Speaker 3 2:00:50

I didn't watch it either Because they literally left the show off on a cliffhanger.

Speaker 2 2:00:56

Yeah, they brought it back for a short little mini-series to finish it.

Speaker 1 2:01:02

I'll have to look it up. Number six oh my number six is going to get some people. Going to get some people Al Simmons Spawn, that's good Spawn there's a few above him.

Speaker 1 2:01:16

Everyone above him is almost kind of no. Spawn was almost up, but Spawn has one of my's a few above him. Everyone above him is almost kind of no. Spawn was almost up, but I'm not. Spawn has one of my favorite designs ever in comics, especially when he goes Angel Spawn. I almost cream my fucking pants when I see them. Todd McFarlane's a fucking god. I fucking love Spawn.

Speaker 2 2:01:33

Y'all are going to be surprised by how low this is. Number five Deadpool Five.

Speaker 4 2:01:39

Yes, we're all surprised.

Speaker 2 2:01:42

Deadpool's not my favorite comic book character.

Speaker 3 2:01:43

I'm not surprised he made it top five, but I'm also for some reason not surprised it's lower.

Speaker 5 2:01:53

Okay.

Speaker 2 2:01:54

Yeah, no, deadpool, motherfucker. The first time I ever saw Deadpool was fucking. X-men Legacy the game.

Speaker 3 2:02:07

That wasn't the one where you made a character and no, that was the one, the precursor to Mua. Was that really a precursor God?

Speaker 2 2:02:19

Yes, it went. X-men Legacy.

Speaker 3 2:02:20

Everything's so fucking long ago now.

Speaker 2 2:02:22

X-Men, legacy 2, rise of Apocalypse, and then they came out with more.

Speaker 3 2:02:27

Ugh. By the way, this asshole still hasn't played 3 with us Shit.

Speaker 4 2:02:32

I haven't.

Speaker 3 2:02:34

He was supposed to be our Spider-Man, our main Spidey. I haven't finished.

Speaker 2 2:02:38

I haven't played three in a minute.

Speaker 3 2:02:40

Well, you did more than I fucking did. You actually were unlocking characters. I gave up.

Speaker 2 2:02:46

I still didn't unlock everybody. I was like what the fuck?

Speaker 4 2:02:51

V for Vendetta.

Speaker 1 2:02:52

V. There's some culture. He was on my short list. There's some culture right there.

Speaker 2 2:02:58

There's some culture. It's not in order, but that's some culture.

Speaker 4 2:03:05

Great fucking movie. The bottom one I took off, oh really. Yeah, he was in the criteria of like I can't, he's doing bad he's.

Speaker 1 2:03:15

We'll get to it when I bring it up, yeah.

Speaker 2 2:03:18

Because that's literally my next one that's one Remember.

Speaker 1 2:03:21

remember the 5th of November. Yep, yeah, that's a great movie. Not great movie, not my Natalie Portman bias Great. So they're a little but great movie.

Speaker 2 2:03:31

I love them Like I remember the first time I ever saw that movie Fucking Lily. Lily's actually the one who made me watch it. She was like we're gonna watch this movie. I'm like, do I have to like, can I and you're watching a great fucking movie she put it on, I'm like, alright, fine, fuck it. Whatever she fell asleep, I'm enthralled like holy fuck.

Speaker 1 2:03:49

I'm curious if that, if that movie made you wanna cause it, made me do a lot of deep, a lot of history stuff, because he wears the Guy Fawkes mask. I want to know who Guy Fawkes was and all that shit and all the rebellion and all that shit. Oh, I knew who Guy Fawkes was.

Speaker 4 2:04:02

So I was like ooh, Thank you, Hugo.

Speaker 3 2:04:05

Five. We get into talking about stuff and then I forget what the hell I was going to say we're getting into my Well start with Spawn.

Speaker 1 2:04:13

We're really up in my operational arms.

Speaker 3 2:04:15

I'm going to hit on him for this one Guts, guts from Berserk.

Speaker 2 2:04:21

As an anti-hero.

Speaker 1 2:04:22

He does a lot. That's iffy.

Speaker 3 2:04:24

I'll accept it, but it's iffy when you see what Guts went through.

Speaker 1 2:04:28

You totally get it. You understand it, yeah.

Speaker 3 2:04:31

How much do?

Speaker 1 2:04:31

you know, berserk, though Do I have to explain the whole fucking sacrifice and abandon the hawk?

Speaker 2 2:04:37

and all that shit. No, we're not going into what Griffith did. Griffith. We're not getting into what Griffith.

Speaker 1 2:04:42

Did I understand why he wanted to kill this motherfucker? Oh fuck, I like the pic, but again. But Guts is a dark and grimy hero, though, so I can get the anti-hero vibes.

Arthur Morgan, Red Dead, Constantine

Speaker 3 2:04:54

Oh, I was going to say a different name, but that still would have gotten you talking.

Speaker 2 2:04:57

I'm going to leave that for the next one.

Speaker 1 2:05:02

Number four, my number four might surprise people. Five, five, my five might surprise people. Arthur Morgan, red Dead, redemption 2.

Speaker 2 2:05:11

That's not surprising, that's not surprising, I still haven't beat the game.

Speaker 3 2:05:14

It's still one of your favorite games, isn't?

Speaker 1 2:05:16

it. Red Dead Redemption 2 is a great fucking that story you want to talk about a good guy that Three out of the four people there.

Speaker 2 2:05:26

I got halfway through.

Speaker 4 2:05:27

I know how the story ends. I've watched that. I know Arthur.

Speaker 3 2:05:31

Morgan, there's so much going on in the game. No, I did not fucking watch it.

Speaker 1 2:05:33

You want to talk about a good hearted, a good guy. That's just with bad people. That's Arthur Morgan. That was just it. It's a sad story.

Speaker 2 2:05:42

And he goes out with tuberculosis.

Speaker 1 2:05:44

He cared for the people around him.

Speaker 3 2:05:46

It depends on the story True True.

Speaker 4 2:05:48

There's different variations. Well, if you go if you.

Speaker 1 2:05:52

Oh no, I gotta remember you kill Micah when you go after, when you at the end of the clip. Never mind you ever gonna finish it. I just started replaying it last week You're kidding. Wow, I didn't expect that.

Speaker 3 2:06:04

So, Riddick yeah.

Speaker 1 2:06:07

Don't bring up any of the missions yeah.

Speaker 2 2:06:11

Four hey, goblin's not here. Oh God, number four Riddick Okay.

Speaker 4 2:06:17

I cut him off of mine.

Speaker 1 2:06:18

I cut him off of mine. I cut him off of mine Did ya.

Speaker 4 2:06:22

He was in the same realm where he's kind of doing it for he's not really being a hero, he's doing it more for himself.

Speaker 2 2:06:31

Yes, yeah, 100%.

Speaker 4 2:06:34

And he's black.

Speaker 2 2:06:35

Fuck great movie I don't fucking care.

Speaker 3 2:06:37

Well, the movie's supposedly getting another one to complete it.

Speaker 4 2:06:43

It kind of needs it because it kind of did leave off you left off on the cliffhanger, kind of twice Twice.

Speaker 3 2:06:49

And then we got animated movies.

Speaker 5 2:06:50

Yeah.

Speaker 3 2:06:51

Oh, those are garbage. You're not wrong. You're not wrong, but they were still enjoyable.

Speaker 4 2:06:57

I might piss Dean off with this one. Oh, here we go, just because I don't know if he has it on his list and if it's higher Kratos.

Speaker 1 2:07:05

Kratos is on my short list. Nope, okay.

Speaker 3 2:07:08

He's on my honorable mentions, though it's funny how you say that I had trouble.

Speaker 1 2:07:11

He's on your short list he's like down. My short list is like the 15. If I get down to 15 or so, is he because he's I got no ties on this one either. Too heroic, no, kratos, I love. Yeah, there's everyone on this that is on there now. I probably like slightly over Kratos Slightly.

Speaker 2 2:07:30

He got a war, so I can't say nothing on it.

Speaker 4 2:07:32

I mean I won't say he's got the reason to kill the gods, but to kill the gods, that's all you really he didn't have to do Helios.

Speaker 5 2:07:40

It's a Greek story.

Speaker 2 2:07:43

Your head's my lantern. I know the story, but never got a chance to play it.

Speaker 1 2:07:48

Oh, it's great. It's great, I don't know. I love when they went to Norse with you can't play it because it's mostly PlayStation it is. And Ragnarok. But I don't think it peaks so much with fucking the Greek stuff that, as good as the Norse ones are, I still think the Greek ones were peak. Well, Greek mythology is more known A lot more rich with characters and shit too, especially depending on who you talk to and the whole reason Norse mythology has gotten as big as it is today is Thor.

Speaker 1 2:08:22

That's very true. The movies, that's very true.

Speaker 2 2:08:24

Whereas Greek mythology has always been popular.

Speaker 1 2:08:26

I'm going to tell you, though if Kratos went to like Egypt or some shit, I'd have creamed my pants, I'd have been.

Speaker 3 2:08:32

He did though Egyptian mythology In the games he canonically went to Egypt.

Speaker 1 2:08:39

I wouldn't fight, no Egyptian gods. Well, he didn't fight. He left Because Ra was like I'm gonna get out of here. I'm gonna get out of here.

Speaker 3 2:08:48

It was too close to his pantheon because they lived right next to each other. Like hey, who the hell are you? Okay, Okay. Hold on Jay John Constantine.

Speaker 1 2:09:00

He's probably my third favorite DC character.

Speaker 2 2:09:04

I was debating.

Speaker 4 2:09:05

He's a true anti-hero he's one of the ones I cut off to.

Speaker 2 2:09:09

I was debating where not to put him on.

Speaker 1 2:09:12

I love John Constantine. Where is he? He's second or third on my DC list for all time characters. He's second or third. That's my motherfucker. You have him a lot. He's second or third on my DC list for all-time characters. He's second or third. It's been a while Because he's. That's my motherfucker.

Speaker 3 2:09:21

Justice League Dark is my you have him a lot and then, when we did our fucking team, roster you. He will forever be, you played me.

Speaker 1 2:09:28

Justice League Dark will forever be my shit. He broke that game. He did what?

Speaker 3 2:09:33

Dean broke that game.

Speaker 1 2:09:34

Oh yeah, because. I picked Spectre and you're going, yep.

Speaker 4 2:09:40

Are you serious that?

Speaker 3 2:09:43

broke that game. You fucked us. I went too literal with it. I was literally thinking strategy. Yeah, you were thinking, and then you just went. I'm going to god shit this.

Speaker 1 2:09:57

Well, I was like. Well, no one's off limits.

Speaker 4 2:10:00

We played a DC superhero draft game that didn't have the Justice League in it. It was all the extra stuff and he just took Super. I think he got Super.

Speaker 3 2:10:08

Think Justice League Unlimited and we had to create our own seven.

Speaker 1 2:10:13

I'm actually gonna, and you get.

Speaker 4 2:10:14

Spectre and like all the overpowered characters, yeah, dr Fate.

Speaker 3 2:10:18

Yeah, I had Dr Fate. Yes, he did the only one. I still. I have the list on our Facebook page, matt only sniped once.

Speaker 1 2:10:25

He must have seen it coming. He took Zatanna from me. That's the only one he sniped Like hey.

Speaker 4 2:10:28

I got Superboy Brahman Zatanna and I pissed him off to fucking Dr Manhattan.

Speaker 2 2:10:38

Well, he solos with his dick alone. That's in your opinion, that would have been my number one pick, Dr Manhattan right now.

Speaker 1 2:10:46

What I'm actually going to do a switch because I want to get it out of the way. Rorsach was originally my three, but I'm going to say him now as four because I can blab more about the one that was at four. I'm doing a switch, but I'm going to say him now as four because I can blab more about the one that was at four. So I'm doing a switch, but Rorschach is there. I love Rorschach's design. He's got a great story and, like I said, I like the political drama that kind of Watchmen was. We're going to kill all these people and frame Dr Manhattan to unite the world. We're going to kill millions to save billions. What kind of fucking political, fucking government bullshit is that?

Speaker 2 2:11:23

And I loved it. It's an age-old moral question you killed the few to save the many.

Speaker 1 2:11:29

Yep, very true. Watchmen makes you think. I love that. I love the characters. Rorsach's my favorite. Patrick Wilson should do more hero movies. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I love. Oh, he does. He's in Aquaman. I keep forgetting. He's in Aquaman.

Speaker 2 2:11:45

Okay, my number. It's his new favorite snack. My number three has already been said Leave a vendetta, yeah.

Speaker 4 2:11:53

B Sniped that one early apparently.

Speaker 1 2:11:55

A snipe, yeah, he did.

Speaker 3 2:11:57

Well, you don't do it on purpose, it just happens.

Speaker 1 2:12:00

Well, Matt's number one is no surprise, so I shouldn't be expecting so, but you can't.

Speaker 4 2:12:04

But you'll never guess my two and three Probably not.

Speaker 3 2:12:07

You're on three Because yours are. I'm on my three.

Speaker 4 2:12:09

Yeah, all right, number three, and you will. He was on my list for a little bit too. I almost said him. I almost said him.

Speaker 1 2:12:21

I have a jar of dirt.

Speaker 2 2:12:22

I got rid of Jack Sparrow for fucking the bride.

Speaker 1 2:12:25

I have a jar of dirt. Damn it. Now I'm inspired to re-watch Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 2:12:29

I did that when I saw that Disney bus. What I did? That when I saw that Disney bus?

Speaker 4 2:12:34

Damn me and pirates, it's on my re Wrong universe. I got two things I want to re-. I want to re-watch Pirates of the Caribbean and I want to watch House of the Dragon. I still got to watch those.

Speaker 3 2:12:47

According to you, we still have to do Rings of Power with you.

Speaker 4 2:12:50

Yeah, I've given up on hope on that.

Speaker 3 2:12:52

We hurt him.

Speaker 4 2:12:53

I didn't hurt him. What you blame me? Yeah, you canceled. Why would you not hurt me?

Speaker 2 2:12:59

Oh, three, you bastard Aaron Yeager, there you go.

Speaker 1 2:13:04

Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 2:13:07

Hey, he did turn into an anti-hero.

Speaker 1 2:13:09

Well, he fucking manipulated the whole fucking story. Yes, yep, don't ask me or JJ to explain that shit, holy shit.

Speaker 3 2:13:17

Did that shit get off the wall? Any fan of the series knows.

Speaker 1 2:13:20

This man told his dad to do what he did.

Speaker 3 2:13:23

Do it, do it dad, do it I'm like bro, If you want us to actually explain it, we can't.

Speaker 2 2:13:28

No, you can't. It'll take fucking nine hours of fucking whiteboard. He'll do it. It'll take nine hours of whiteboard Shit.

Speaker 1 2:13:35

Then you got here and here. That's like me. No, the biggest whiteboard explanation is me trying to explain JoJo to people. Okay, we start here, then we go to this timeline.

Speaker 3 2:13:46

They don't have a whiteboard big enough for you to explain JoJo, or explaining One Piece Actually. No, I have your starting point. What? I have your starting point what Jesus?

Superheroes and Anti-Heroes Discussion

Speaker 1 2:13:56

Jesus, yes, he's a canon character and he gave Johnny Joestar his stand in part five, wait five, part seven. Jesus Christ, he says Steel Ball Run is getting an anime adaptation. I'm gonna be in fucking tears because Johnny. Joestar, he's a religious nut, so his whole fucking thing is like I have the power because Jesus gave it to me. He's not lying.

Speaker 5 2:14:20

It's gonna kill me, it's going to kill me.

Speaker 1 2:14:22

Never got into.

Speaker 2 2:14:23

JoJo's.

Speaker 3 2:14:24

You should, you should. Son of a bitch. It took me forever, but it's because you can't handle it.

Speaker 1 2:14:30

You can't handle the perfect blend of manly and gay. No, I'm talking shit, dog. I love saying that the manly and gay, because we just described Dean, fuck you.

Speaker 5 2:14:41

I knew it was gonna.

Speaker 3 2:14:42

I couldn't get past manly or gay part. Both, both I love it. I mean he does strike poses.

Speaker 2 2:14:48

I love it.

Speaker 1 2:14:49

I couldn't get past part one bro, there's a motherfucker in part five. The main Jojo in part five has male cleavage. I love part one, though People don't like it because it's boring.

Speaker 5 2:14:59

It's honestly boring.

Speaker 2 2:15:01

Part one and part two aren't stands. I'm well aware.

Speaker 1 2:15:07

Here's Jojo talk. I can't fucking.

Speaker 5 2:15:09

I'm actually.

Speaker 3 2:15:10

You know what?

Speaker 1 2:15:11

You can't even get in the deal.

Speaker 3 2:15:13

I can't even fucking, but it was me Deal.

Speaker 1 2:15:15

That's fucking great dog. I want to see a map whatever, sit down and oh yeah, we can do random shit at the end. Okay, three, three For me. He said his, I said mine. Oh, it's Aaron. Okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 2:15:28

That's how we got off in this hole. Yeah, three.

Speaker 1 2:15:31

Scar Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood.

Speaker 3 2:15:33

Ooh.

Speaker 5 2:15:33

I almost said him.

Speaker 1 2:15:34

I almost said him.

Speaker 3 2:15:36

I went with Aaron instead.

Speaker 1 2:15:37

I can blab about Scar. Scar is literally the last of his people. No, he's not he almost is he's fucking fighting for the Ishvalans.

Speaker 2 2:15:47

He's not the last, though. They have all Ishvalan camp.

Speaker 1 2:15:53

Well, still, he feels his people were wrong. What is that? Now you're getting to me. It's an often everyone.

Speaker 3 2:15:58

Yeah, it's a coin, but you're not tossing it to the Witcher. Let me see it.

Speaker 1 2:16:03

I love the dynamic, the scar so much because they expand on his character so well. I'm sorry, you're lying for that bit.

Speaker 3 2:16:11

No.

Speaker 5 2:16:14

I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 2:16:14

I'm surprised. Jay made that comparison.

Speaker 3 2:16:16

Yet I gave it away and you're not listening. I can't believe you didn't make the comparison.

Speaker 1 2:16:20

I said Scar, oh great, he's going to talk about. He thinks scars, ish. Bollinger is basically Serbs.

Speaker 3 2:16:24

That's why he's talking about you, just wanted my own, you know.

Speaker 1 2:16:28

but I would say so he, he turns kind of more good at the end. I'm a fuck with you, fuck you. I love when they fucking show that he's the one that killed the Rockbells and then Winry wants to kill him and this motherfucker kill me. Come on, do it, kill me if you want to. I'll let you. I'm like I have one more left, don't do it.

Speaker 3 2:16:56

I have to say one more before that. Don't do it.

Speaker 1 2:17:01

I knew you'd like Scar, my number two Blade.

Speaker 3 2:17:04

He was on my short list, I'm sorry, that throws me off when you say that it's like you're mad at them for something. Jj lives the short list.

Speaker 1 2:17:17

I love you.

Speaker 3 2:17:19

Fuck you, I'm a chicken. You know what the worst part about that is? Anyone who listens to us. They're just going to think he's like three foot tall, thanks to you.

Speaker 1 2:17:27

No, he's average height 5'7".

Speaker 4 2:17:33

No for the internet.

Speaker 3 2:17:34

I can categorize this 5'10 is average actually Nowadays, sadly, Fuck your couch.

Speaker 4 2:17:40

Fuck your couch, fuck your couch, I am on it. So, audience, to put this in perspective, you know the short Hugh Jackman in the movie Jesse's slightly taller than that. Oh my.

Speaker 1 2:17:52

The chair's coming out.

Speaker 3 2:17:55

All right, Vince McMahon's about to make an appearance. I said you were taller.

Speaker 1 2:17:58

Oh well, you shouldn't have said, vince, we're all the shit he's in, we're getting canceled. He said Vince McMahon.

Speaker 3 2:18:03

Triple H we're getting canceled.

Speaker 1 2:18:06

We're getting canceled. One two number two.

Speaker 3 2:18:10

He said his we got Blade. I already teased it. It's Wolverine, hey, hey.

Speaker 4 2:18:18

He rides more hero than anything else, but he isn't afraid to kill somebody when he needs to.

Speaker 3 2:18:23

Very true, very true, he has a whole fucking storyline where he's just killing.

Speaker 4 2:18:26

Yep. He's literally created to be a murder machine.

Speaker 2 2:18:30

Okay, so we know you're number one.

Speaker 3 2:18:33

What? What did you say? I know, I know I got my number two to say now, sid Coggino. You probably haven't watched it, have you? Which one Imminence in Shadow.

Speaker 2 2:18:44

Oh, okay, I haven't watched it. It's I, so I have no idea who you're talking about. Me, it's I, the main character, isn't it?

Speaker 4 2:18:52

Huh, it's the main character, isn't it yeah?

Speaker 3 2:18:59

Season. Who's on? High dive, high dive, high dive.

Speaker 2 2:19:00

Be fucking Literally an assassin who gets reincarnated and becomes an assassin again.

Speaker 3 2:19:03

Oh that show, oh that show. I had to say that. Excuse, sorry, I didn't mean to be so loud, it's alright.

Speaker 1 2:19:09

It's a solid show, good show.

Speaker 2 2:19:11

Solid show you talking about, and he fucking saves the girl in the forest, the girl from sex, slavery, sex trafficking yes, that show.

Speaker 1 2:19:26

Yeah, I liked it, but it didn't stick with me like I thought it would.

Speaker 3 2:19:28

Yeah, I vibe with the old man. I'm sorry, old man with old man vibe.

Speaker 1 2:19:37

Leave me alone, You'd be surprised. Number two, but my number two is Ghost Rider, which one? Johnny Blaze? It's Johnny Blaze. Okay, I love all of them for something different, but Johnny Blaze has the goddamn bike. Okay, hold on. Those are your two. Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2 2:19:52

Yes, number one, no Number one's going to be Number one Ghost Rider.

Speaker 5 2:19:56

Johnny.

Speaker 2 2:19:57

Blaze Johnny.

Speaker 1 2:19:58

Okay, he be number one ghost rider johnny blaze. Johnny, okay, he's my behind spider-man ghost is my second favorite marvel character. Where is ghost rider on your marvel list? He is one.

Speaker 5 2:20:06

I didn't know that I did not know that the other thing we have in common, I'm sorry, one spot difference, but I'm sorry ghost rider is one

Speaker 1 2:20:14

of the penance there one of my probably my favorite attack in all of comics oh fuck yeah.

Speaker 2 2:20:21

Because that just Motherfucker took a fucking hit from World War Hulk to the face, had that skull shattered and instantly regenerated it.

Speaker 1 2:20:30

Well, no one can fuck with Ghost Rock, you can't.

Speaker 2 2:20:32

You can't. Motherfucker fights Mephisto for fun.

Speaker 1 2:20:36

Wait, hey go. I want to know what fights Mephisto for fun.

Speaker 5 2:20:38

Wait, wait. I want to know. What is this? What's?

Speaker 1 2:20:39

the spirit of vengeance's name. Oh God, damn it, I got it.

Speaker 2 2:20:43

Don't make me fucking try to pronounce this shit, xanathos, thank you.

Speaker 3 2:20:48

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 2:20:50

Xanathos.

Speaker 3 2:20:50

I'm sorry. No, when you put the Xan part on there, I know it's real. It's just my brain went gargoyles. Oh, xanathos, xanathos. Yeah, yeah, that's the easy way to remember it, isn't it?

Speaker 1 2:21:03

One of my favorite designs bike and leather jacket flaming skull. I vibe with the bike stuff, oh God that should have made the list. Fuck, I love how Ghost Rider you know how religion religious and religion fascinates me. I love how he dives into religious, supernatural stuff all the time. And you can hurt him with holy weapons, but all that's going to do is slow him down a little bit. Yeah, you're not going to kill him, yep.

Speaker 1 2:21:25

But the thing about Johnny, johnny Blaze kind of leans more. Johnny Blaze flops all the time. He's hero, then he's anti-hero. He's hero, then he's anti. Johnny Blaze is all over the place, but he's still my favorite. I liked this is neat. I liked what the fuck? That's a little heft to it. The one that had the car yeah, I like the car too. I think it's Robbie something.

Speaker 3 2:21:46

Robbie Reyes Does the reference actually work.

Speaker 1 2:21:48

I like that design too he had. But yeah, ghost Rider.

Speaker 3 2:21:52

We'll see.

Speaker 2 2:21:52

I'm sorry though Original Ghost Rider with the cowboy.

Speaker 1 2:21:56

Oh yeah, slade, he's the bard. Yeah, slade, he's the one that's going to get the reference.

Speaker 3 2:22:02

Oh God, okay fine.

Speaker 4 2:22:03

My number one is Deadpool and the Mark with the Mouth. No surprise there, you can believe he was my number one MCU hero, dean catch.

Speaker 3 2:22:15

I'm tossing you a coin, toss a coin to your witch, oh Geralt. Oh.

Speaker 2 2:22:18

Geralt oh Valiant.

Speaker 5 2:22:20

Really, oh, geralt was on my show.

Speaker 1 2:22:22

I viewed Geralt as, even though he's just doing shit for money.

Speaker 3 2:22:25

I literally did it just for that, yeah.

Speaker 1 2:22:28

Just for that, toss a coin to your witcher. I won't watch Liam Hemsworth.

Speaker 4 2:22:39

I won't. It's okay, you got the cavalry, instead, let's see he did come in, like the cavalry.

Speaker 2 2:22:42

I never watched season three, don't.

Speaker 1 2:22:45

They just fucking rush. They start doing the wild hunt already. Oh, people were mad. What Cavalry.

Speaker 3 2:22:55

Tim. Allen just came out of me there.

Speaker 1 2:22:58

No, but not Geralt. Geralt was on good. My thing with Geralt was on my consideration for even 10, but I was like my issue with Geralt was he does stuff for money, but he's I never really consider him bad, he's just doing his own and here you gotta have a little. Geralt's was weird to me so I was like I don't but he's got no problems dispensing his own justice.

Speaker 4 2:23:15

Very true, very true.

Speaker 1 2:23:16

It depends on your play style, but he was weird to me, so I was like eh, I'm gonna leave Geralt, I'm not sure where he's at, especially in Witcher 3, dean, I kinda wanna replay it Wild Hunt yeah.

Speaker 5 2:23:24

Witcher 3?.

Speaker 1 2:23:25

Yeah, oh, that shit was nuts man.

Speaker 3 2:23:27

That shit had me dying Fucking doing the damn DLC fighting the brothels is killing me right now.

Speaker 1 2:23:35

Oh, I went to a brothel and that's where I spent all my money.

Speaker 2 2:23:39

That does not surprise me. Man brothel time, Let me guess the whole time.

Speaker 3 2:23:43

You did it with the witches and the sirens and everything you could? Yeah, brothel time.

Speaker 2 2:23:48

Yeah, brothel time. Are you kidding motherfucker the first time he ever fucking saw the game he was at my house can you get hookers?

Speaker 1 2:23:55

I was like can you get hookers? Go to Brothel. Oh, go to Brothel.

Speaker 3 2:23:57

Yeah. Then he's like you asked him to go to the Brothel, but then you seen how long it took him to get there. Jay's like not even that long I was in the city already.

Speaker 1 2:24:04

You want to know one thing the Witcher, the games, the show does it horrible.

Speaker 3 2:24:08

That show disappointed me when it came to Roach.

Speaker 1 2:24:16

How you killing Roach. You can't kill Roach, the fuck. Fuck this show, not you, henry Cavill, you're awesome.

Speaker 3 2:24:22

But fuck this show. That's probably one of the things he didn't like.

Speaker 1 2:24:25

My number one will throw you for a loop. You probably didn't think of it, but you were like that's my number one here.

Speaker 2 2:24:33

It's anime. I didn't listen to anime.

Speaker 1 2:24:35

It's anime and it's a female. I want to see if you can get it. Have I seen it? I doubt it. I'd highly recommend it. It can't be Makima. You're going to slap yourself. Urza no, urza's the hero. That's as hero as you get, holy fuck.

Speaker 4 2:24:57

My first thought was Robin, but I don't think she got it. Robin, no.

Speaker 1 2:25:00

Adi no no.

Speaker 2 2:25:03

My first thought was DXZ, but I can't count those Revy, oh fuck.

Speaker 3 2:25:10

That should have been the first thing out of my mouth. Which one's Revy.

Speaker 1 2:25:13

Black Lagoon, the jean shorts.

Speaker 4 2:25:16

She was on Fox that I saw, that is.

Speaker 1 2:25:19

That literally just saw. That is that literally just that's top tier waifu. Revy is just amazing. I love Revy. That's still my favorite anime.

Speaker 3 2:25:28

He's finally getting a new freaking book coming out After how many years.

Speaker 1 2:25:33

That is one I showed JJ that even JJ really loved and appreciated. Like I like this, I like Black Lagoon. Oh yeah, it was a good show, revy Carrie. No, all the characters are likable. Then you got fucking. I'll never say her Tinglish, what Tinglish. What's wrong with her? I?

Speaker 3 2:25:49

just laughed. Tinglish, revy is such a. I can't understand the reason why I like her, why Revy is such an anna, she kills. She swears like a sailor. She, just she is a fucking racist. She smokes two packs a day. She calls Lin chink.

Speaker 1 2:26:05

What's up, chink? I'm like bro, it's great.

Speaker 2 2:26:09

It's fucking great.

Speaker 5 2:26:10

What.

Speaker 2 2:26:11

You talking about fucking racist shit in anime? Go watch Ghost Stories Dub.

Speaker 3 2:26:16

Ghost Stories Dub is fucking hilarious, and they did it for no reason at all.

Speaker 2 2:26:20

They did it because the Japanese show flopped and when they were getting the dubbing rights they were like, just keep the names and the main plot point the same, do whatever the fuck you want. It worked and I'm sorry, fucking, they had a little girl walk around. So have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? I'm Jewish.

Speaker 5 2:26:44

Ron is a big black man chasing you.

Speaker 2 2:26:48

Well, at least he's not racist. Suck you out for a Scooby Snack.

Speaker 5 2:26:55

These are legitimate lines.

Speaker 3 2:26:57

I know I swear, if Dean was in that show he'd stop if they said that to him. What?

Speaker 1 2:27:03

Oh, I'm cool with it. I'd probably be cool with him.

Speaker 4 2:27:04

Yeah, I had two honorable mentions that nobody said, so that was kind of funny.

Speaker 3 2:27:10

Did you say your honorable mentions or no? That was the time, lelouch, lelouch.

Speaker 2 2:27:15

Cold.

Speaker 4 2:27:15

Geass. Never watched it, no duds.

Speaker 3 2:27:16

La.

Speaker 4 2:27:16

Luce Code.

Speaker 2 2:27:16

Geass Code.

Speaker 4 2:27:16

Geass never watched it no duds Mecca no duds Mecca his niece is pretty cool, and one that didn't kill anyone. What Seto Kaiba for Yu-Gi-Oh?

Speaker 1 2:27:29

because no one was on his level. Everyone was a third rate duelist with a third rate deck to him, third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.

Speaker 3 2:27:37

I swear to God, this man only looks for the good cards. This is shit. This is shit. He doesn't even care, joey Wheeler. And then he looks at me like I'm Joey. But you know, to be real, compared to you, dwight, and him, I am Joey.

Speaker 1 2:27:56

Who the? Who the hell is that? Who the hell is that.

Speaker 3 2:28:02

That's hard.

Speaker 1 2:28:02

That's hard if you place yourself if you place yourself. You're a bandit that makes sense, I'm done he's missing.

Speaker 4 2:28:11

He's gonna trade the bandana for that.

Speaker 3 2:28:14

I can't say I can't say no to bandit bandit. Can you say no to bandit?

Speaker 2 2:28:17

no, cause I. Keith, can you say no to Bandit? No, because I'll shoot somebody.

Speaker 1 2:28:21

You want to learn the worst. I took offense, but I was also kind of proud. I was watching a list the best American representation in anime, bandit Keith, was in the top five. I'm like bruh, they ain't wrong.

Speaker 2 2:28:34

I'm going to shoot you, they ain't wrong Bandit.

Speaker 1 2:28:39

Keith.

Speaker 2 2:28:41

Oh God, that's part of the reason I'm not allowed to have a gun, because I will shoot somebody. Oh my God.

Speaker 3 2:28:50

We're good with you sticking the chains.

Speaker 5 2:28:51

Yeah.

Speaker 2 2:28:53

Just stick to the chains, I'll stick with my chains and my swords.

Speaker 1 2:28:56

There was a lot of them. I'm curious if I had any.

Speaker 3 2:29:00

It's a good thing. The swords make rare, very, very rare appearances.

Speaker 1 2:29:03

I'm curious if I had any honorable mentions.

Speaker 2 2:29:04

Yeah, because I could get arrested for carrying it outside. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 2:29:08

Oh, you know who was on mine. I was actually wondering where Matt Ellie was on my short list from Last of Us, but I was so sick of talking about Ellie I left her off. I was torn between having Ellie and Orge I was like no, Ellie, I'm sick of talking about Ellie. I love Ellie, but no.

Speaker 2 2:29:25

What was another one? Catwoman, Catwoman yeah.

Speaker 3 2:29:30

That's what I would expect to be on Jaysa. I almost said Duke Nukem, duke Nukem, groovy, he's another one.

Speaker 2 2:29:37

I almost said Scorpion.

Speaker 1 2:29:39

Yeah.

Speaker 2 2:29:40

Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 3 2:29:41

What else?

Speaker 2 2:29:42

we got. I'll talk about the original timeline.

Speaker 3 2:29:46

Here's a good one for you, conker.

Speaker 2 2:29:48

Conker's back for a day.

Speaker 3 2:29:49

Yes, I am the great I didn't say this one either. Shadow the.

Speaker 2 2:29:53

Hedgehog, you gotta say it right. I am the great, mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of fish come from my little starfish. How about some sketch, you little twat Did?

Speaker 3 2:30:12

you give him the lyrics. Oh hell, no. What did you just do to him?

Speaker 4 2:30:16

I've showed this one before.

Speaker 2 2:30:17

Oh hell, no, as much as I play Conker's Bad Friend, no, motherfucker, I do not want to smell that. I mean I want to play that. So me at work.

Speaker 3 2:30:31

I've seen him play the game. Sometimes he failed to pick up the corn.

Speaker 2 2:30:36

Oh yeah, the controls on that shit are wonky. I don't think I've ever showed you the corn.

Speaker 4 2:30:38

Oh yeah, the controls on that shit are wonky. I don't think I've ever showed you this yet. So at my job we have lanyards and they're made in China and they wrap them usually wrap them in some kind of extra material that they have, and usually it's funny. We had a Taylor Swift live tour bandana that just appeared randomly as one of the tie-ins, but they handed me that one. What did you get? Yep Assholes Live Forever.

Speaker 2 2:31:04

Yep, I should have died like eight times over and I'm still fucking here.

Speaker 3 2:31:10

How did you out of all people get Assholes Live?

Speaker 4 2:31:11

Forever. I was handed that because they knew better oh.

Speaker 3 2:31:16

I have a feeling JJ would get that same one.

Speaker 2 2:31:19

Oh dude, I gave him a diploma from Mass Halls University. They give out diplomas, I did.

Speaker 3 2:31:27

Are you the dean? Yes, I guess I failed, didn't I? Oh fuck, yeah, you a sweetheart, I can't help it.

Speaker 2 2:31:37

I work with him.

Speaker 3 2:31:41

Yeah, you don't want to work with me. All I do is actually work. God, where the fuck so did we?

Speaker 1 2:31:47

Where the fuck am I in that In the middle? You called him sweetheart. You're a sweetheart, god damn it. I'm a big For different reasons.

Speaker 4 2:31:55

I'm a big softie.

Speaker 2 2:31:56

Of my friends, the two biggest assholes other than myself, him and Casey and me and Casey took pride in being the asshole of the morning and the asshole of night and ironically, the black guy was the morning and I was the night. The night.

Speaker 3 2:32:15

The night. So you got to be the moon and he got to be the eclipse.

Speaker 2 2:32:19

He worked first shift, I worked second. He opened, I closed oh, oh, my sunrise, sundown yep, there was an asshole there at some point every fucking day. And let's, both one of us was off, oh my, and we had.

Speaker 4 2:32:39

I don't know how bad Casey was in the morning, because I didn't work with him too often he wasn't too bad when we were prepping because we were too busy doing shit, but yes, otherwise he was Casey and wait.

Speaker 3 2:32:53

This is the same case. He didn't went off to get milk right yes, that joke still lives.

Speaker 4 2:32:58

Yes, and in case he didn't want to have to get milk, right? Yes, okay, that joke still lives.

Speaker 2 2:33:01

Yes.

Speaker 1 2:33:03

And Bye, I'm gonna go get some milk.

Speaker 3 2:33:06

I'll be right back. He said it in front of you and his kid. That's what got you.

Speaker 4 2:33:10

Yep, because he was following. She was too young to know her better.

Speaker 2 2:33:15

But yeah, no, fuck it. And nighttime I have. But yeah, no fucking. And nighttime I had fucking Milka calling me an asshole in front of. Cousins. I like how that was the follow-up Fucking like legit fucking Shit Still to this day. Last time I saw her there, I walked in she was like was like, oh no, the asshole's here you know the funniest shit I get a happy tone.

Speaker 1 2:33:45

Funniest shit I was talking when he was Back in the Earlier days, when he was talking about the work time and shit. It was funny as fuck, cause he was talking about Milka's your boss, right, what's your boss, what's his manager. He said Mil, that's like a Serbian, she's Serbian. I was like yeah dude.

Speaker 3 2:34:01

I still have the memory of trying to get hired there and he thought they were talking about Terrell Yep. So I didn't get hired, yep, I didn't know man at the time.

Speaker 2 2:34:12

Shit. No, my favorite fucking memory working there. Although I remember you were working there, oh no, I wasn't working there anymore. I was wearing one of my masks.

Speaker 1 2:34:21

To all our listeners, you're getting life stories. I was wearing one of my masks.

Speaker 2 2:34:25

Fucking walked in. Milka was working. I think I was with you and I just looked. I'm like Milka. They finally muzzled me.

Speaker 3 2:34:40

As she's taking care of a customer. I don't know.

Speaker 2 2:34:43

The customer probably got a good laugh out of that too. She laughed and was like I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 2:34:48

It's like the day that I showed up to work with the panda hat, the panda head. They forced us to wear masks. I'm like, alright, I'm going to wear a mask.

Speaker 2 2:35:02

It's not going to be the mask you like, alright, I have literal pictures of it.

Speaker 3 2:35:05

I gotta go. You're going to teleport out of here on us. Yeah, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 2:35:12

I've been up since like 8. Are you doing it Deadpool style? I've been up since 9.

Speaker 2 2:35:16

I'm doing it. I'm going to go get in my car. I'm going it. I'm gonna go get my car. I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna go bed. He gonna go steep after I watch fucking Rian Cardinale the science show he gonna go steep.

Speaker 3 2:35:26

Huh, sorry, I made an MCU reference oh boy, oh boy.

Speaker 2 2:35:31

No, none of that going on my phone.

Speaker 3 2:35:34

No, what, what? They didn't even see that, but they can hear it in my voice.

Speaker 2 2:35:40

No, there's none of that going on. I thought I told you, yes, I haven't been drinking tonight, so that might actually work.

Speaker 3 2:35:48

Everybody is getting to know us so much more than they need to.

Speaker 5 2:35:55

By the way, I pointed at you when Whiskey Claws was said. Good night everybody, good night. Good night everybody, good night great time.

Speaker 3 2:36:05

Go see Deadpool in theaters. It is amazing, amazing. Check you out wait, wait, wait no no, no, between the two Deadpool guys, I would Deadpool in this two chungas.

Speaker 2 2:36:21

nah, motherfucker, you be doing like Between the two Deadpool guys. I would Deadpool in this Two-chunk guys. Nah, motherfucker, you be doing some shit like I. So there was a time. Now everybody bye-bye.