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Exploring Alien Romulus, and the franchise as a whole
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Ever wondered how the latest "Alien Romulus" bridges the chilling gap between the original "Alien" and its sequel "Aliens"? Join us as we dissect this cinematic masterpiece, exploring its place in the franchise's timeline and the significant leaps in technology and storytelling. From the controversial use of CGI to recreate beloved characters to an in-depth analysis of its horror elements, we promise you'll gain a newfound appreciation for how this film pays homage to its predecessors while bringing something fresh to the table.
Our journey doesn't stop at "Alien Romulus." We'll navigate the complex lore of the Alien universe, delving into the bio-weapons of "Prometheus" and "Covenant," and the intriguing motivations of the Engineers. Drawing parallels between the Weyland Corporation and the notorious Umbrella Corporation, we offer a critical look at the corporate greed and ethical dilemmas that drive these narratives. Expect a robust discussion on the dark aesthetics of "AVP: Requiem" and the perplexing engineering choices in "Covenant," all while reminiscing about iconic franchise moments and chilling character demises.
But that's not all! Prepare for a lively chat where we compare James Franco's cameo in "Alien: Covenant" to the legendary Ellen Ripley and the broader franchise direction. We delve into the fascinating biology of Xenomorphs, their monstrous evolutions, and even the potential for a reboot of the Alien vs. Predator series. With a mix of humor and serious analysis, we connect the Alien universe to other sci-fi classics like "Event Horizon" and speculate on future crossovers. Packed with insightful commentary and playful banter, this episode is a must-listen for any sci-fi aficionado!
Dont forget out Top 10 list! Sorry if we go a bit off the rails. You can thank the Xenomorph blood for that. 🤣
Alien Romulus Review. Yeah, at the beginning there it sounded like you were about to read them. The book Like this is Alien Romulus, this is Alien Romulus. Alien franchise back to form, back to form and, to be honest, the last ones we got were pretty good too. But another very good one. The entirety of the movie felt like it actually connected to the original two. It connected everything. It was connected to the originals because it took place in between Alien and Aliens.
Speaker 1:I saved a meme for this. You saved a meme the actual dates of the Alien franchise. Did you give us that at the beginning of the movie? Kinda, I don't remember a date on it. Scott, I remember locations. Here's the movies in chronological order AVP I still don't remember AVP, requiem, prometheus, alien Covenant, alien, alien Romulus, aliens, aliens 3 and Alien Resurrection.
Speaker 1:I wasn't aware of for the first Aliens that 50 years happened between Alien and Aliens 2. What Gourney was in a when she wakes up in 2 between Alien and Aliens 2? What Sigourney was in uh when she wakes up in 2. Oh, 50 years happened in between Alien and Aliens and in this movie that must have cost her a lot of money. This movie takes place 20 years after Alien. Imagine if there was a Sigourney Weaver cameo on the internet. It would have been like what. It would've been cool. It wouldn't have looked right.
Speaker 1:I was having issues watching CGI. Yeah, yeah, it was a. He was so messed up and the face and everything was just Wait, you didn't have to do that, guys. You could have just had another android. We've got enough androids to go around here. You didn't have to go full CGI with it. You probably could have saved yourselves a little bit of money with it. It's not his face. Maybe the guy who was trying to do it just didn't like the prosthetics or something. I don't know like the voice actor, because it was definitely CGI. There's no way, he was just.
Speaker 1:Well, ian Holm is old now. He wasn't in the first or second, was he Ian Holm? Ian Holm was the doctor in the first one. Yeah, he was the android in the first one that was hiding, being an android. He's dead. He's been dead for three years, four years.
Speaker 1:I would have to look because I don't think he's even alive anymore. I wasn't going to say it without looking it up. He died his entire face for that reason, because he's dead. Well, they wouldn't have brought him back anyway to be. He hasn't looked like that in 30 years. God damn Hollywood, you're bringing back people from the dead in the wrong way. It did seem with Grand Moff Tarkin he's been dead. Oh yeah, don't do it to my boy, robin Williams, please. No, I don't think he. I don't know if he ever did a CGI for his face or if he ever did anything for his face. No, I don't think he did get into that computer stuff.
Speaker 1:As long as he came to computer stuff, it was plain as a this movie Did it feel horror to you like? No, but it's never been scary. The day Alvarez is known for horror, but it's more. It felt more horror-y than the last five Alien. The first one you can consider horror that's about almost the only Alien is action. To me it's an action sci-fi movie. Damn, here Alien 3 is, we'll get to the whole. I can bitch about that one all day. Resurrection is just fucking weird.
Speaker 1:Prometheus and Covenant aren't scary at all. They were more when Ridley Scott tried to expand the mythos. Technically, prometheus wasn't even an alien movie until the very end. Yeah, it's true, but they marketed it as an alien movie. It's an alien franchise, alien franchise. Now Covenant's an alien movie. That's an alien movie, prometheus. Eh, now, those two you definitely have to explain because I didn't watch. We'll get to it. Proculus was like back to, kind of like the old days, like the Alien original Alien there was the Marine Assist Guns and, yeah, alien was the perfect cross between 1 and 2. 2 definitely delved more into the action. While giving you some scare, it gave you a whole clan of motherfuckers and then again a lot of the horror. If you want to call it in these movies Depends on how you view the xenomorph, if it's scary or not.
Speaker 1:I think they're badass, so of course they're not scary Is 2, the one that introduced the cleaner. Now, 2 is where they introduced her. They only had 1, technically in the first one. Get away from her, you bitch, actually that's. I'm surprised they didn't try a queen in this one. With as many fucking xenomorphs around that ship, they got a bad taste. Resurrection kind of made the queen fucking off while it gets to the old boy. Oh my god. In other words, I have to watch that.
Speaker 1:So my two biggest questions came from the beginning part of the movie. Yeah, that stone thing with the xenomorph in it or xenomorph, whatever that was. So apparently, when the xenomorph in it, or xenomorph, whatever that was. So, apparently, when the xenomorph, so apparently, when you send a xenomorph into space, he just Crystallizes, yeah, and cocoons itself in space, yeah, and so it doesn't die. Why? How would it know?
Speaker 1:Biology doesn't make sense with that. It doesn't. It doesn't. Biology doesn't make sense with that. It doesn't. It doesn't Because if you think about certain bugs, species of bugs like cicadas, they do the same fucking thing on the ground, yeah, but there's the. I don't understand how the perfect organism would know how to go in space. What'd you say? It's a biological thing, you know. Just like migration with birds, it just fucking happens. Wait, you said xenomorphs. They're stupid. I didn't hear you. No, no, no, they're very smart. They know how to understand. How it would know he's asking they're very smart about that biological how it would know, how it doesn't die. Yeah, roll up in a ball.
Speaker 1:And the second one, and the main context point is, technically, when Sigourney ejected it into space, they were very far away from her ship that she ejected from. So why was it in the wreckage of the ship? That was my biggest context of how many of them did she fucking kill on the ship? There was only one on one, yeah one, there's one. There's only one living on the ship. There was only one on one, yeah one, there's one. There's only one living on the ship. Hatched one. God damn it. Guys, it's so easy to do your research. Just do what Matt does and re-watch the movies from start to finish.
Speaker 1:Finding it in space would explain why it took 20-something years. I accept that. Right there, that little pothole. Why was it in the space wreckage? I accept that one. It's called lazy writing the biology thing. I can sort of understand where they were going.
Speaker 1:I was more so questioning why it platoon. It's still being alive. Fine Things are hard to kill itself. I was questioning how it would know to to kill itself. I was questioning how it would know to cocoon itself. I don't know. Animals don't know why they cocoon themselves. They just do it. Why does a butterfly do it? I think it would have been perfectly fine if it had just been frozen in space and hibernating, versus how it racked itself in its cocoon with no material.
Speaker 1:Are you falling asleep to the science of things? No, I was just adding a sound effect to sleeping. It was very well paced too. Until the end. Until the end, that was like non-stop fucking. Holy shit, what the fuck they had this much cocaine, since fucking one kills world, holy fuck. I meant more.
Speaker 1:So when going to sleep you could have ended the movie there. Now you got the final boss because of the alien movie. That literally could have been an open ending leading to the next movie. Yes, that was the point. We didn't need to see that until the opening of the next. Oh, we needed to see it, but it's not an alien. Oh, no, you wanted to see it just for that cross shot. We needed to see it. But every alien movie has its final boss moment, every single one. You know what? I guess? We didn't get a final boss moment when it came to Romulus, until they were on their ship. It's not an alien movie until you fight it in your underwear.
Speaker 1:Nope, what's my favorite scene? It's not a meme. One of my favorite scenes is when they're fucking sneaking through the facehugger room and shit. I'm just sitting there making, giving them facehuggers voices in my head because they need people to look at them. How many of them ended up black? What the fuck was that? Hey man, what the fuck was that Made a bunch of white people in here? Technically, the joke is it's not, it's not. The movie isn't over until you fight the alien on your shit. Technically, that's not. Oh, like that made sense. They fake the. I kind of like how, once they got to it, you're like that was very smooth, I bought it. You know what's weird about me? That shit would be terrifying to run away.
Speaker 1:Technology in the movie I pointed out. I swear he didn't like how I pointed out I swear he didn't like how I pointed it out first, canaries in the mines. You're space colonizers and you're still using canaries, you cheap ass motherfucking company. That's the only thing I accepted about that is because you're a cheap motherfucking company. I didn't care who lived or died.
Speaker 1:You literally saw the corporation manipulate somebody's time dedication right in front of you. Hey, can I go? Nah, wait, how many fucking hours, how many days does that equal? That's years, what it was? 12,000 hours. She had four more years, 12,000, right. And then they doubled it to 24 grand, like the fuck. So 24 grand divided by 6, not 60, just 24. I'll just double the Like what it's hours to hours. Oh, I wasn't going to do the math. 500 days. They added another 500 days on it, uh-huh, which doesn't make sense Because they said another five to six years, but I guess it's working days, so I guess that averages out that's 500 full days.
Speaker 1:They gotta give you weekends off With that company. You gotta get weekends off. I said I want weekends off and PTA order for their health insurance. They're greedy, as bad as the umbrella corporation. Oh boy, that's not good. They're greedy, but they still value humans because they're trying to upgrade them.
Speaker 1:We're gonna make them perfect. We're gonna make them perfect. You're not waving your hands enough to be Donald Trump. What we're going to make him perfect. We're going to make him perfect. I am the Trump. You're repeating yourself as well. It's like the last three words. You're repeating yourself we're going to build a proper person. We're going to build a proper person.
Speaker 1:We just self-inserted Trump into an alien movie. That's the corporation's leader. That's bad, oh God. But poetic and funny, oh God, oh God. I'm sorry. The only joke you're missing in that movie is like you're fired. You're fired. I hope you launched him into a minefield. No, because he doesn't fire his people. He uses them until death.
Speaker 1:Unless you're on TV Wayland. Wayland uses his people until death, trump, don't take that and twist my words. People. Wayland died in Prometheus. He's an old motherfucker in Prometheus. That's where you see Wayland. He's in Prometheus.
Speaker 1:I figured that's where you see Waylon. He's in Prometheus. I figured that's where they took them. The engineer kills him. He wants to meet the engineers to figure out. Give him eternal life, because in Prometheus the engineers created the humans and they're trying to find the engineers and they find one still alive in cryo sleep on their planet where they I'm explaining Promet the human engineers made humans.
Speaker 1:But then they went to a different planet and they were making bio weapons. That goo, that fucking goo that they were andy was carrying around, is from, is what they had in prometheus. They were just fucked with it more. That's a bio weapon, bioweapon that was destined to kill humanity, humanity. The engineers were going to kill humanity after they made it because they felt humans were too hubris and decadent, so they wanted to end humanity, start over. I don't think they realized they created a fucking bioweapon to kill. A bioweapon that checks out what.
Speaker 1:I divided the by 8 hours, the 8 hour work day, and it came out to just over 4 years. So that math checked out. Damn, they do get weekends off, paid, paid. I don't want a paid day off. It was 1500 work days. We just figured out Wayland Corporation is better than an umbrella. Oh god, code me. It was 1500 work days. We just figured out. Wayland Corporation is better than an umbrella. Oh God, houdini, houdini, houdini. I mean, I was surprised that's. Oh, that almost leads us into the list. Can you guys talk about the damn franchise? Keep going with Prometheus and Covenant for me, because I'm clueless.
Speaker 1:Covenant, pretty much Covenant, pretty much Covenant. When AVP and AVP Requiem, the dark movie. The thing I can't get past in Requiem is the fucking pool scene. What's going on? It's too dark. I can't see nothing. I don't know. I sadly remember it.
Speaker 1:Covenant's kind of similar. It's a ship of vacant colonizers to go colonize the other planet and stuff. And they find this other planet that supposedly they think they can inhabit instead of the one they're going to. It was a better ecological match than the planet they were already going to, so they didn't have to terraform it and they go there. Not as much. It was the engineers' homeworld, it was like where the engineers had a civilization there. Oh, that's where the name Covenant comes in play. Covenant's the name of a ship. It's always the name of a ship, schematically and schematically. Yes, the ship's name was Covenant, but yes, that does add into the the ship's name in Prometheus. The stack keeps stacking the layers. Yeah, romulus and Remus, two wolves, that's the founders of Rome in mythology Set on the Mumblewolf's kingdom.
Speaker 1:I do have a question with this movie now. So do so. You can harvest the xenomorph out of dead bodies, because all these engineers were dead and then we got more aliens as we were climbing up the ladder chute. Hey, huh, possibly For the movie, I can see it. Where did all the aliens come from? So were they hatching dead people? The more they were alive, they'd just been there for a while. I guess it's theoretically plausible. They were all just chilling. It was like the motherfuckers were sleeping. There's people here. There are being fucking cicadas. There's people here. Oh shit, this movie came out the year of the cicadas.
Speaker 1:Oh great, I wish I could make a cicada face. It's kind of like a cricket, but louder. I know my sound effects aren't that good. Wait, I can't get copyrighted for it. Wait a minute. Kind of like a cricket, but louder, I know my sound effects aren't that good. Goddamn jumbots. Wait, I can't get copyrighted for it. Wait a minute, hold up.
Speaker 1:What does the Xenoverse sound when they do that clicking thing, or is it what it's like? A? It's weird. It's kind of like a growl slash, click, yeah, that's, sounds like you're joking yourself. Crawl, slash, click, yeah, sounds like you're joking yourself. I like when you get the close-up of the face and it's just kind of ready to pounce, it's going to use its tongue and it's going to tongue you to death.
Speaker 1:Who had the worst In this movie? I don't know. Man Dude getting acid dripped on him to death, was I wasn't even. Man Dude getting acid dripped on him to death was I'm even feeling that shit. Yeah, he's got a tongue punched in the face and probably dead instantly. Yeah, that's apparently how a xenomorph sounds. Technically, momo probably got the worst death All getting sucked, sucked, death to death. You don't technically know if she died. We're assuming she died. Yeah, there's a fusion. Well, I did something. That's. That's poetic too. Yeah, I was going for a cicada, got it. Nah, nowhere close. I was going for a cicada, got it. Nah, nowhere close. There we go. The damn cicada, damn. Yeah, that third act was bonkers. We had a humanoid-.
Speaker 1:What the fuck was the point of that cargo bay and why? Why engineering-wise, would you have to release the cargo bay from point of that cargo bay? And why, engineering-wise, would you have to release the cargo bay from inside the fucking cargo bay? Yeah, only thing I got out of that Technically, the platform she was attached to probably didn't go with it. Yeah, probably it's hard to tell it was just a box hanging on. Technically, if you launch it from the space chute, it kind of makes sense because it just drops away from it and then you climb back into the ship. Schematically, there's a way around it. We don't know enough about the detail of the ship to contradict all of it. Your point is sound. We just don't know enough about the ship. I'm not an engineer.
Speaker 1:A lot of callbacks to other movies and shit. A lot. Oh, you definitely love that. Get Away From Her bitch. I love that. That was great.
Speaker 1:I like when she's going through the arrow. She stuck a page out of Samuel L Jackson's book and called it a motherfucker. She faked it off. I almost thought he was going to do it but I knew it wasn't going to happen because he went back to real Andy and had to stutter. I like when she opened up the gate thing and the wind was back there and she walked. I was like that's just an Ellen Rippon shot.
Speaker 1:And also another one I caught too. I'm like, oh my God, you're referencing that one when the nice xenomorph catches her. Very nice xenomorph, cute, very nice xenomorph. That threw me off for a bit, didn't you? It's like how nice and hid perfectly after to avoid the elevator. That threw me off for a bit because I was like wait a minute, that's not usual. But no, when you get the close-up of its face and she's kind of quivering, I'm like that's Alien 3. That's a reference to Alien 3. You know what threw me off more?
Speaker 1:At the beginning of the movie I thought Andy was just going to be an autistic black dude. They didn't hide. He was an android from the beginning. No, not really. Do you need an alien? You'd need an android, and one preferably that isn't cut and aft. Yeah, andy was a very good android.
Speaker 1:Nothing, nothing beats fucking David From fucking Prometheus and Pumatant. I think he's my favorite character in Detective. David's a motherfucker. You know they haven't done that with the androids either. Had it play both ways. It's been good androids, bad androids. We never had the in between and technically now you had one that flopped. I loved it, it played off better. But the only reason that he was that way is because of the fucking disc. The company disc corporation, andy. Why does that name fit so well was that way is because of the fucking disc. The company disc Corporation, andy. Why does that name fit all too well? I know you see too many good things with Andy, mainly because of Toy Story, but yeah, that's true, that's true. I can't hear the term Andy's toys and not be discontent, though.
Speaker 1:But to be fair, this isn't the first time Alien kind of dwelled into that fucking humanoid shit Resurrection did. That's why I call Resurrection weird. But it didn't look ass-human. No, resurrection, the Queen gave birth to a humanoid type xenomorph. For Ripley it's like this shit got fucking weird and it was a weird looking fucking thing Not as weird as that fucking thing in Romulan that looked more like that was Forerunner's skull face. Yeah, yes, that that. So that's not technically the first time they so without taking in like human DNA.
Speaker 1:It did it. It did in a way, it did took in DNA, but it was kind of camped out at the bottom of the ship and the android dude in the movie let her down there and she's like we did this for you, ripley, blah, blah, blah, and it's a fucking grotesque humanoid type that looks like Skull Face, like he said, looks like, uh, the queen did this for you. Yep, it was fucking. It was like ha, oh, matt's looking at something now, but Matt's looking at something though. But yeah, it was that version of the humanoid xenomorph.
Speaker 1:Compared to what we got, what's your? The practical effects they use in Romulus were very good too. That was a lot of special effects, which I liked, but the one in Romulus that's your resurrection alien, that's the first one that was humanoid. No, but the one in Romulus that's your resurrection alien, that's the first one that was humanoid. Yep, sadly, that looks more like Independence Day. I know Harvesters, uh-huh, color and all Uh-huh what. They just fucking reused the suit they could have.
Speaker 1:When did Resurrection come out? That was like 97. Oh, 90s, 90s, cheese. That's why. When did Independent come out? 96?, 90?, 96. Ah, let's do that.
Speaker 1:Found the loophole, filming both problems, probably filmed by the same studio too, wasn't it? Oh, that happens a lot. They want to cut corners and costs by doing that. Independence Day 6. Same studio, 20th Century Fox. Hey, let's do this. They had the materials on hand, they had everything on hand. All that's missing. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:And I noticed this the new xenomorph. He had fucking circles on his back like he was supposed to have tentacles coming off. Yeah, the same way the harvesters do in Independence Day. Does that fucker have the same thing? I didn't see it in the picture. It probably doesn't show his back, though, does it?
Speaker 1:Corners on costumes, man, you've had some legendary actors make some appearances in the fucking Alien franchise. Oh yeah, look at the cast of Prometheus Great fucking cast. Oh yeah, look at the cast of Prometheus Great fucking cast, great fucking cast. Sadly, it did not keep me interested enough. I am one of those oddballs where it doesn't take an actor for me to watch a movie. It takes the plot. It was part of the Alien franchise. That's one of the franchises I cherish, so I watched it. I'm surprised you haven't convinced me to sit down and watch it yet. That's one I I don't know. But no, you had Fassbender in there. You had. Who else do you have in Probeez? Was it Naomi?
Speaker 1:You said Fassbender played the android and somebody else. He played two androids. He played David again, but he played Walter in Covenant. Wow, he played the same Two of the same android, same type, yep, but uh, he had Ron Perlman in Resurrection, yep. Winona Ryder in Resurrection, nice, just elbows in Covenant. No, prometheus, he's in Prometheus. He just's in Prometheus. Hey, you just thought it was in Prometheus, he's in Prometheus. There's only one American fucking actor in Romulus.
Speaker 1:Everyone else seemed like they were British or Cockney, australian, australian. Who else? Charlize Theron, charlize Theron was in Prometheus, jesus Christ, they were just A lot of people. Well, benedict Wong was in it too. Yeah, patrick Wilson was Shaw's father. Yeah, that's interesting. They were just loading shit up Been a while since I've seen Prometheus. Guy Pierce was what's his name? Was old Waylon? What the fuck? There was no.
Speaker 1:James Ranko made a cameo in Covenant. Yeah, he did. He was the main girl's husband. I died at the beginning, but you see him in a video. I'm like that's Franco, didn't I forget the aliens class? You had Bill Paxton. I got a question For you as the main fan of the series here do you think the new girl is going to be the new Ripley of the series?
Speaker 1:I liked her, I liked her. I think she could do more, but you can't, tom, you can't, even though Ripley's the only reoccurring character. Yeah, she was in 1-2? She was in Alien, alien, alien 3? Technically, the next most reoccurring character is Fassbender, because he's been in two movies. Ripley's been in three. Do you think they're going to try and reproduce the formula? Ripley's been in four Alien, aliens, alien 3, and Resurrection. Correct, she was in Resurrection. I had to think. I was like wait, do you think they're going to try and reproduce the formula? Though after this one, I don't know where they want to go.
Speaker 1:The next thing Alien, the franchise has, is Alien Earth. You also haven't had duplicate directors in a while either, because it's only been Ridley Scott for Alien. Then James Cameron did Aliens. And then who did three? David Fincher, one of my favorites, but he did the one that people hate, alien 4, doing Jean-Pierre Jeannette. Ridley Scott did Prometheus and Covenant. That would explain why it actually had a connected. Yeah, the movies were also in development hell for a long time because Ridley didn't want to do a sequel to Alien, but Cameron knocked it out of the park that it just became a franchise, that figures.
Speaker 1:Then the Xenomorphs became legends. But uh, let's not forget. Technically the Xenomorphs are Disney princesses. Is there only my fox right now? Let's not forget. Technically, the xenomorphs are Disney princesses. Is it owned by Fox. Right now, 20th Century Fox is owned by Disney. That's assuming they're gender man.
Speaker 1:We talked about this in the car. Hey, you're the ones calling Slenderman a girl. It looked like vaginal parts, not penis. The only Holy shit. The AIs are going to have fun with this one.
Speaker 1:The only xenomorph with reproductive organs is the queen. Yeah, the queen just popped them all fucking out. Pop, pop, pop. We don't know how the queens are made. That's the biology I never understood. We don't know how phosphen recreated the queen. We don't know how the queens are made. That's the biology I never understood. We don't know how Fosbender created the queen. We don't know how queens are made. No, god, the Shadana have come up. The queen is so much bigger than all the little ones. They just have a fucking orgy and they kind of just plow the shit out of her until she gets like ants.
Speaker 1:Oh boy, I did not want this to become sexy. I did not want orgy, you did. No, I did not want sex. I always want more. I do, I do. I always gotta put a little second. That's not sexy, it's just borderline beast. Oh my god, what that's they're. They're, they're creatures. Let's beast. Y'all got them with all like dirty laundry out there. Philippines, don't judge me. Sadly, some might actually be right with you Not discriminating, no judgment, we do not discriminate. We can't afford to. We may raise an eyebrow, oh my god, we do not discriminate, but again another banger. But like I said, though, what Nice discriminate, but again another banger. But like I said, though, what Nice choice of words. Again A banger, Very nice.
Speaker 1:I didn't do it on purpose. I know you didn't do it in the theater either, because he said, oh mama, during the what? The human xenomorph was trying to grab the ticket. Well, fuck it. I'm going to tell you my ass trying to grab the tit, uh-huh. Well, fuck it, I'm gonna tell you my ass trying to be PG or something. Yeah, it went for the neck. No, you guys. No, it definitely went to go suck on that tit.
Speaker 1:It was heavily implied. It was heavily implied, mama, give me milk. That's the entire fucking thing. I couldn't stop hearing you say that. I don't know how to feel about that. So I'm still in the Alien Resurrection tab, and it's also giving.
Speaker 1:It gives you the scroll bar of see also. So I understand how the Predator movie, the Predator, which is the most recent Predator movie not Prey makes it on here. It's the same timeline. The one that surprised me, movie the Predator, which is the most recent Predator movie, not Prey Makes it on here. Same timeline. The one that surprised me was Event Horizon being on here. Oh, oh boy, I'm going to start talking about the sex orgy that we never got to see. That isn't a part of this series. That is a puzzle, solving a fucking puzzle. If they put fucking xenomorphs and Hellraiser all in the fucking same universe, god help us. He will not have it. Is Event Horizon also 28th Century Fox? That might explain everything. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1:I know it's by Paul WS Anderson, who did the Resident Evil movies. It's hard to enjoy Event Horizon to its fullest because it's by Paul WS Anderson who did the Resident Evil movies. But it's hard to enjoy Event Horizon to its fullest because it's cunt to shit. No, it is paramount. Event Horizon is paramount. You'll never see that in Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon, we found the cunt on each of Event Horizon. Let's show it.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, it's a metal blade film though, and I'm not exaggerating. It's probably what's in that scene. Holy fuck, you trying to give us your darkest fantasies. No, I'm not the way Paul WS Anderson describes that scene that they had. The shit is just bad. He said it's bad, it's like 10 minutes of it. I told you they shot. Shit is just bad. He said it's bad, it's like 10 minutes of it. And they filmed scenes with real amputee people to make it look so real. And porn stars. Yeah, yeah, I'm like I want to see it. I want to see it.
Speaker 1:We put that movie on and he's just eyes wide open and mouth jawed. I swear he was panting. I'm sitting there, just Even you, when the fucking my tongue wasn't out of my mouth the way his was. They show you the tape of what happened to the previous crew. You just see little second flashes of it because they had to cut it because the sensor was like. No, you see like a second of this guy and chick, that's blood. He's got her bent over. The fucking Tits were bouncing the fucking.
Speaker 1:I like how you guys assumed I haven't watched this movie. Huh, you've seen Event Horizon? Yes, oh God, I didn't. I don't know you forget much class he has. I know he's cultured. I just didn't expect the Ben Horizon. That's one of them hidden sci-fi gems. I didn't watch it at home. That's why I got away with it. But no, I didn't get the finish. The guy's just fucking giving it to her over a fucking tom tape.
Speaker 1:I'm like, hey, what? Yes, you see the thrusts. Oh, no, what has this podcast become? What was on the humanoid xenomorph that you wanted to be with so much? I'm retired. I'm retired. Good night everyone. The Night Falls podcast is retired. I'm done.
Speaker 1:The fuck is that? That's from the movie. Yeah, that's Resurrections. It looks like Ghost Rider. Things got weird. Why does it look like you're about to kiss each other? Because it wanted to? No, it probably wanted milk. Oh, the queen was right there Could've got milk from. I don't think those things get milk. No, enough of this reproduction shit. You know what its skull looks like?
Speaker 1:Do you remember the Indiana Jones 4 movie with Shia LaBeouf? People remember that? Yeah, I do. I actually. Everybody hates it. I like it. Everybody hates it. I'm a fucking oddball. I like the movie. Had Shia not gone down his dark tunnel, I wouldn't have cared. If he continued, I wouldn't have cared. He's a great actor. He gets the job done. It's just people didn't like his lifestyle. Oh, my god, I mean.
Speaker 1:It's a franchise that had a lot of ups and downs. The first Alien, classic Aliens. Some people probably even prefer it classic. And then you get Alien 3. Well, that's the 3.
Speaker 1:The biggest issue people have with Alien 3 is they kind of said fuck you to a nice ending of Aliens where Ripley and Newt Newt's a little girl she saves, going to cry asleep, pods like eject and shit and they land on this foundry type ship. The ship's like a foundry, newt's dead and people hated it. They just killed Newt off. They killed everybody off except Ripley. Yeah, people hate that Because people, yes, they killed. Did they at least say her pod was damaged or something? Yeah, pretty much, and people hated that. People hated, they killed.
Speaker 1:That movie didn't really have a chance because they started it. So, fuck you. Lawrence Fishburne couldn't save that motherfucker. He's been there Even though there was a cool alien and that was the runner alien. It was the little alien that ran. That was the alien that ran.
Speaker 1:Lawrence Fishburne was both an alien in the franchise and a predator in the franchise. Sure, depending on how much you respect Predators, you at least knew what I was talking about. Yes, he was at both. I've seen all of the Predators. He was a crazy motherfucker. I like all the Predator movies except for the Predator, that one can go away.
Speaker 1:That was the weirdest spinoff. That was the weirdest spinoff. The next evolution is guaranteed to be Autistic Human evolution. What that was? The Predators, oh my god, oh my god, ew.
Speaker 1:What happens when an alien Xenomorphs out of a Predator? You get a Pred-Alien. That was a name. That was Requiem. Yeah, get a pred-alien. That was a name of those aliens. That was Requiem. That was a name of the Requiem. Yeah, a pred-alien, it's called a pred-alien. They have names for all these fuckers. It's kind of an alien. It's got a little. I completely forgot about that. That was the big bad. All I can remember is the. Remember how we kept talking no, I know how dark it was. Remember how we context everything as the boss monster yeah, the boss monster yeah, because Alien was just a xenomorph Aliens. The Queen showed up.
Speaker 1:Alien 3, like I said, alien was different. The only thing I did like I liked about 3 was I liked that they did a different kind of xenomorph. It was a runner. It was called a runner. It was very like a cheetah. It was like it was a runner. It was called a runner. It was very like a cheetah. It was like it was basically to fucking crawl. Yeah, it ran in all fours. It was smaller but fast. It was a lot faster For some reason.
Speaker 1:Can you explain that Nope and Resurrection was? I mean, they had a whole bunch of different types. It's like the zombies from fucking Resident Evil. Why the fuck is that one that way and this one is that way? Resurrection gave us the first humanoid one and it technically took them and had neomorphs. Yeah, neomorphs, neomorphs. They were creepy too. They're tall and white. I got it, and they don't really have the mouth tongue. They got a mouth and it extends into another mouth. A neomorph Well, that's the one with the triple fucking. They're white and they're tall. That's not a good picture. And then, shit, do they have cone heads too? Yep, that's the neomorph. Sorry, I had to make this up. It's a gigantic sperm. Yep, yeah, it's a gigantic sperm. That's also racist Neomorph. Call it Neo too Nazi.
Speaker 1:Even the aliens that were pretty much xenomorphs that popped out they actually had teeth. They didn't have them out. Even the xenomorphs that appeared near the end of Covenant weren't actually. There was still a name for them. They were like paramorphs or something. They were basically xenomorphs that appeared near the end of Covenant weren't actually there was still. There's a name for them. They were like Paramorphs or something. They were basically xenomorphs, but they were still a little bit before the evolutionary chamber. They became xenomorphs. That didn't make much sense to me. In which one Covenant Covenant? They look exactly like xenomorphs, but they're not yet.
Speaker 1:That's a deacon. That's a deacon. Why does it have a duck mouth? That's a deacon that ain't appeared yet. That ain't the only time you see that one's in the end of Prometheus Tops out of the engineer's chest. They ain't done nothing with a deacon yet. It's not even a full grown deacon. I don't know what a full grown deacon looks like. Like a duck Deacon. There's a lot of different types. Alright, now lay this out for me.
Speaker 1:Out of the movies that we do have in this series, where are the boss monsters? We got Xenomorph for Alien. Technically, alien the first boss monster is still Xenomorph in 1., xenomorph in 2. I call it a runner. It's what it's called a runner. They call it a runner. Probably looks like Cheetah 4 is technically the hybrid. It's a hybrid alien. Prometheus was an engineer. They're basically just engineers. Yeah, the engineer which isn't technically a Xeno, that woke up Poverton, was a natural xenomorphic. Yep, the paramorph Is that where you would say we hit the reset button.
Speaker 1:Well, going chronologically in order, now you had the human one for this one, but then in AVP you had the queen again and in Requiem you had the hyena. Oh yeah, she was fucking chained up. Yeah, yeah, just spawning out eggs. No, because the predators were fucking making her lay eggs so they could hunt shit. It was their tradition. Yeah, it worked just like an alien.
Speaker 1:That was a fun storyline, though I didn't expect the hell out of it. I had to fend the fuck out of the first AVP People. That sucked. No, it didn't go to hell. It didn't look great, but the concept was the funny thing. It's big in in Antarctica, you assholes. Since Predator's gonna come up, it's very connected with Alien, but people like to say they're not connected. I was like you didn't pay attention to Predator 2 then, where there's a xenomorph skull in their fucking trophy case. So you didn't pay attention. They're connected. Yeah, that's what spawned the movie. Hey, put a xenomorph skull on there so we can move Like 15, 20 years later. Sure and Danny Glover, because Predator 2 came out in what? 88, 89? That's a good question, I'll look. And then, fucking AVP came out in 2002.
Speaker 1:Predator 2 came out in 1990. 1990. Predator 2A man, I didn't have another Predator movie until the AVP. That was the next one. Now that's rejuvenated with Prey. Avp was right here. The next one's Predator Badlands. I'll look that one up in a second. Badlands, that's what the name of the movie is. Predator Badlands, that's what the name of the movie is. Predator or Badlands. Predator 2? Oh, the next movie? Oh yeah, okay, that's their next movie, just like Aliens next time. That's what we want, but it's not. I'll never remember it if it was Japan. They're going to continue with Prey. I think that's Prey's storyline A little bit. After 14 years, 14 years, 14 years. I was close to you with that 15 year mark. Hey, I'm a.
Speaker 1:I call myself a Predator 2 truther because, as much as everyone worships the first one, it is a classic. I get it. But Predator 2 is fun as fuck. Danny Glover just carries that fucking movie and he's chasing a predator all over the city and shit. Nick has me dying when they go through this. They're running through his old lady's house and shit and he's like where'd he go? Where'd he go? He went that way. It's okay, I'm a cop. I don't think he gives a shit. Love it.
Speaker 1:They did add more comedy to that one. Oh my god, it's great. It's fucking great. Oh my god, it's great. It's fucking great. He's known for those parts. And Danny Glover, when he takes his helmet and had me die. You are one giggly motherfucker. Hey, that's what you said about the human xenomorph. I'm a Predator 2 truther. That's a fun ass movie. It sucked. You're a fucking idiot. No, it didn't. We were just talking about that in Lost World. Damn right, I'm talking about Predator 2.
Speaker 1:You were in agreeance, though I was the only one that was like, alright, it's probably just as good. I wouldn't say better. One needs more action. Two gives you that comedy aspect. Probably just as good. I wouldn't say better. One leads more action. Two gives you that comedy aspect. You know that real life when you see something, you're going to bring comedy to it.
Speaker 1:And then there's this scene in Predator 2 where it has me dying. It's a close-up of the cityscape and it poses in on this shit and he got his apartment check and it has to do with an apartment and it has to do with a lot of gang members and shit like the Colombians and the Jamaican gangs and shit. There's this fucking scene where, um, I'm concerned, matt's smiling. Well, this is gonna be right up. Dean's alley Wait what which alley Did he bend over? Let's see a console, oh no. Oh no, I don't see a console. Oh no, what did we talk? A video game? So find a ring it? Um? No, not guaranteed to be on earth, but it's looking more like hauling a prep badlands.
Speaker 1:It sounds like it's gonna be more futuristic and slash Mad Max-y. Oh great With predators. Predators are hiding shit. I'm kind of okay with predators hiding shit. You just put the image of a predator riding a fucking tri-bike up into the sea With skulls as ornaments. Yes, why does that sound so badass? It really does. I know Break 2 is on its. It's apparently in development. Still, how does that line go in Fury Road? What, when he pulls up and he yells it out what is her name? No, it was the other way around. We just fucking watched these movies and I still feel the ousa. Yeah, he yells it out. Yeah, predator yells out. Ellie Fanning in works to Be lead actress for Predator Badlands Only knows who got.
Speaker 1:So is this one going to take place in Australia? Oh great, who bloody knows? There's going to be coconut crabs and huntsman spiders and all sorts of shit. The kangaroo comes up and launches a monster predator in the face. Oh, the kangaroo comes up and launches a long predator in the face, oh, oh, that would be both funny and awesome to see at the same time. Oh my god, good stuff, good stuff. What are you doing? Jack, I'm facing Predator. Oh, get to the choppa. I can't talk Predator while I get to the choppa. Oh god, it's not a kuma, oh no, I think that's Kindergarten Cop. Oh the kuma, oh kuma, boy is that? I think that's Kindergarten Cop. Oh, the two-month-old girl who should be boys? Oh, you can't get away with saying that anymore. Oh, what? Boys have a pee-pee and girls have a vagina? Oh, my Great movies.
Speaker 1:The next thing from Alien is a Hulu show. Alien Earth is the next thing from. The next thing from Alien is a Hulu show. Alien Earth is the next thing from the Alien franchise. It takes place 30 years before the events of the first Alien. So this is post Covenant. That's the next Alien piece of stuff that's coming out after Covenant. They got to Earth. He said post, that was after. Yeah, alien Earth, yeah, that's the next God FX on Hulu. God, hulu just cranked them up. How are they getting to Earth? No idea, I don't know. There ain't much known about the show. When is this one? When is this scheduled to be out?
Speaker 1:I'm trying to put timelines together and it's not working. Why? 2025. 2025. So, yeah, there's that. Or is that going to? It's supposed to be pre-Alien. Yeah, 30 years, is that three decades before the original Alien? Make more sense if it was post-4.
Speaker 1:I ended up on Earth in 4. Yeah, it's not by Ridley, is it? No, he's not attached to it. There we go. That's why the timeline is getting fucked up again. This timeline was already fucked. Hey, he tried to make it better. Well, sort of, he did give us a movie in between two movies, kinda. Doesn't Romulus take place in between Alien 1 and Alien 2? It was. I thought he had his name attached to it. I mean, he probably is an executive producer. He probably had say on this, because it was tying into 1. Okay, makes sense, it was. God damn it.
Speaker 1:If you're wondering what the alien in Alien 3 looked like the runner, it's a doggie. See, it was a doggie. It was basically a doggie. Well, that's why they made those jokes on Robot Chicken. They did. They had a fucking xenomorph on a leash. Who had the fucking xenomorph on a leash? I can't remember. Oh yeah, it was a predator. It was hilarious. Role play chicken. That's funny, because AVP I did already. No, they told me you know, xenomorph literally was pissing on shit and it was ass-sitting away. That was piss because it made me think of shit in different ways.
Speaker 1:I was talking to Savannah at Lost World and fucking, she told me Lost World, the one that was mentioned. She told me I was talking about AVP and how I like AVP and she's like well, people are thinking about AVP, totally wrong. I'm like what do you mean? You've think of it as a love story between Predator and the main chick. I'm like ooh yeah, basically a love story. That's not a picture I needed. You do not need a Predator-human hybrid, I definitely need a Hollander main. No, no, no, no brain, god damn it. Imagine, seeing, imagine. Still better love story than Twilight. Just love getting that in there. That's what she said. But technically, jay said it. No, my brain went oh yeah, we already have our humans Unimorph. Oh, now we just need our human xenomorph. Oh, now we just need our human predator. And they fight and they fight. That's where my brain went. No, oh fuck. No, I just made it worse by listening, I'm pretty sure, the alien. I just made it worse by listening to Savannah. Now they cross. My money's still on the alien predator hybrid Over anything that's been created since. I'm not going to lie, the Ambrome membrane is actually pretty cool.
Speaker 1:What the alien Predator? It didn't look great. Pred-alien Pred-alien it's basically what it's called, a Pred-alien. I think I prefer Alador. That's too Middle-earthy. I didn't think I actually liked the look of the Predalien. Yeah, it's just a fucking alien. It's a xenomorph with dreads. Yeah, it's a xenomorph with dreads. Yeah, oh yeah, kind of. That's wrong. Great, he just came up with the next boss. He's working. Oh, no, a predalien and you're gonna get eaten and it's the way you go out Xenomorph and they lose your form. Wait what we're doing. Another one, thanks, thanks, phone for listening to me. That's still scary. Wait what, what we're doing? Another one, what? Thanks, thanks, phone for listening to me. That's still scary. What?
Speaker 1:Fide Alvarez wants to co-direct Alien vs Predator movie with Dan Tretik. Yep, he said that we're getting rid of AVP and we're rebooting it. We are rebooting Alien vs Predator man. If Fede Alvarez is part directing it. I'm all game, I'm all for it. Well, he wanted to do this.
Speaker 1:He's a big fanboy of the Alien franchise. That's why I decided to do this movie. You can tell he's a fanboy, but there are little Easter eggs and little callbacks. He put in there like, yeah, I'm for it, it's due, it is due, it is due. Hell, in both movies we never really got a true ending, for which one AVP and AVP Requiem. No, we got an ending in Requiem, did we? It was just over over.
Speaker 1:Yeah, predators went on their way. It's technically what they do. Or am I blowing up Shit? I lost, I blew myself up. It did a little fucking timer. I love that, though. Fuck, I lost. Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 1:Predator 2 was the shit Predator 2, becausey glover chases that son of a bitch into the spaceship and he kills it in there and all the, all, his, all his homies pop out and shit. Oh god, there I go again. But um, they all like six more predators just pop up and just pull up on him. He's like all right, who's next? And he gives him a gun, an old gun, as a reward for a gun from like the 17 something or another. Hey, didn't that carry over in Prey or something. Yeah, that's the same gun that Danny Glover received from that Predator is seen in Prey. Same gun, and the alien in Prey was very primitive. I love that it didn't have the tech that the Predators we know have. It had more primitive tech. It was primitive, it definitely did. It was a young Predator too. He just went to Earth. See, that's the thing that some of the Predator movies did, where they expanded the species. Where you had your runts to the litters, you had your fucking alphas. Yeah, that I actually liked Well, alphas, and that I actually liked Well. I guess they've been around a long time.
Speaker 1:Predator 2, and Predators can speak fucking English. Some bitch gives Danny Glover a gun. He just spoke English. English burned half the country of American. I think we're getting a little too political in this book.
Speaker 1:I said that to be funny. I didn't mean nothing bad. I said that to be funny. Press one for Spanish. What Newsflash. We're going to hell. Oh my god, I've seen this new meme. That kills me when you accidentally press Espanol On fucking ATM but still get it right and the guy got a sombrero and it plays. I've done that once Because it's the same buttons Just written in Spanish. I've done that with. I've actually done that with RPGs. You know where you can switch up the language and stuff. I was like, hi, I know this fucking game Forwards and backwards. You know where you can switch up the language and stuff. I was like I know this fucking game Forwards or backwards, I'm just going to switch up the language.
Speaker 1:Had them speak in Japanese and the entire menu was in Japanese. I was like If I ever went to Mexico on vacation, I'd feel I'd wear a sombrero, probably, gracias. They wouldn't even give you shit for it, gracias. The only place that somebody would probably give you shit for it is if you met a white person in California wearing a sombrero and a poncho. Oh my God, why are you wearing that? I can speak Spanish. Uno dos tres. How man Jeff Dunham taught me how to speak Japanese. I can speak Japanese. How, hey, emo, some queso? Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1:But if you're a fan of the, how about the turo? You don't like the cinnamon? I don't like cinnamon, don't we? Their donuts are actually pretty good. Don't try to give me a shot of Fireball. I don't know. Get that away from me. No cinnamon for me, dude.
Speaker 1:That stuff's like getting kicked in the face by a horse. To me it's like it's immediate uptrap. People think Jager tastes like moose piss. It tastes like moose piss. It's like black licorice to me.
Speaker 1:Wait, why did this turn into fucking liquor talk? Jj here in spirit? Is ghost here, possibly. Wait, why did this turn into fucking Flickertug? Is JJ here in spirit? Is Ghost here, possibly? If Ghost's here, it means he died. Fuck, he got lost. He needed an adult. Oh, oh, okay, just cause the shoutout, just the shoutout.
Speaker 1:His death in an alien movie Would be just fucking. He went out for a smoke, went out for a smoke, or he's just sitting at a table and he gets stabbed through the shit and the alien's picking him up and he was in the process of drinking. This motherfucker's last, last ounce of life would be to grab A shot glass. He'd stab through the throat and he'd still grab a fucking shot glass to take the liquor that is going out of his. I'm going drunk. You just made him legendary by doing that. You know that right, I'm going drunk. How American would it be to die that way? Yes, very good, very good.
Speaker 1:So if you're a fan of the Alien franchise, go and see Alien Romulus Fantastic movie. It's in the upper echelon of the Alien franchise. It's definitely a refresh, right, very true Refreshing view on the Alien. Even though I enjoyed Promethean Covenant quite a bit, it's still rejuvenating. What Covenant come out? Covenant's old, 28, 19? No, it's not that old, it's only been a few years. I thought it was one of those pre-Covenant 17. So it's been a good. I thought it was 19. It was one of those pre-COVID 17. 17. Holy shit. So it is getting there. So it's been a good seven or so years since the Alien movie. Yeah, I don't like that. It's almost 10. Ew, no, I keep looking at. No, I don't want to think of the years.
Speaker 1:Oh, jesus Christ, we weren't born during most of the first couple movies. When did Resurrection come out? 97. I was alive for that one. When did Alien 3 come out? I was born in 1909. I wasn't alive.
Speaker 1:Yet there's only one that I wasn't born for. Aliens was like the 80s. So one and two I wasn't born for. No two Aliens was like the 80s, both of them, okay. So one and two I wasn't born for, right. Great Predators 2 is 1990, so technically you got all those ones too. You got four. No wonder I know the Predator franchise better than the fucking Alien franchise. Yeah, you were a baby when Predators 2 came out. Baby, it was one of those horror movies that somebody decided hey, jason, you can just watch this. I should have watched Predator 2 when I was young, but I did what came out first, avp or Predators? I think AVP did, avp did. I'm willing to bank on that too. Avp did.
Speaker 1:Predators is the one where they go off-world. Right, they go to the Predator world. Yeah, the Predators are like when did I say AVP was? You got me dude 2004. Oh, I called it. Predators came out in 2010.
Speaker 1:Damn, as much as I love Predators, I definitely love the concept of Predators. Yeah, let's hunt these people on our planet. Yeah, you gotta call a Pred predator what he is. Sometimes they sit there invisible and shoot you with their little gun. They're campers, glorified campers. You having more flashbacks of playing Call of Duty. Predators are glorified campers In a way. If they have the gun, yeah, if they have their gun, never mind just gulping up behind you and stabbing you with their fucking swords. They're, they're man. I see this reminds me. I seen this meme. This reminds me of this meme. Like you know it's facts, it was a picture of a bunch of random shit like creatures, alien and predator was on there and it was like if you had to pick one of these to chase you, what would it be this motherfucker gonna comment I choose the Predator, why You're dead? Hell, nah, I'm fat, lazy, out of shape, I ain't a worthy hunt, it ain't even gonna bother me. Yes, I'll take it. You know what? Just for fucking added bullshittery. For the fucking Predator, I'm gonna have chittle on my fingers when he sees me. I just ate a first bag of Cheetos. You're no hunt Me, neither, where I'm sitting there just eating a hot dog with the fucking works on top. By hot dog you mean the glizzy. I don't use the word hot dog anymore, it's the glizzy. No, I only reference glizzies as the rollers from the glizzy, from fucking gas stations. The glizzy, the humble glizzy. Don't underestimate the humble glizzy. I'm only thinking of Casey's team name, glizzy water Angels. Oh, my god, god, well, okay, even he didn't realize that. No, no, well, we literally talked about you want to roll us into the top ten Pretty much the entire franchise and the little Predator talk too. We'll talk just Predator when we get a fucking next Predator movie. But our top ten is Top ten aliens and the little Predator talk too. We'll talk just Predator when we get a fucking next Predator movie, but our top ten is top ten aliens. So there's going to be species, alien characters, whatever Some of these are going to be. Some of these are going to be vague as fuck too. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't choose species as an alien. You're like, I didn't choose species because that was a movie. Yes, yes, that was. I don't know if it was like a rip-off of Alien or not, but it was kind of. It kind of felt close. At least it wasn't that movie where they took DNA of an alien and mixed it with a human and got what was it? Alice and the stepdad fell in love with her, or some shit. It was a weird ass fucking movie. What was that called Species? That was Species. That was literally what it was Species where the stepdad fell in love with. The One alien movie that fucked me up growing up. It was called Slither. Oh, that motherfucker would get creepy. That could have been it too. Oh that motherfucker. There is a franchise called Species. Those worm things crawl up in your shit and crawl into you and shit. Fuck that movie. Fuck, that movie Gets me like a fucking grudge. Does that stupid little kid? Yeah, maybe right on the species, because it's the hot blonde chick on the fucking ground. Here you go, dean. There's your alien. Oh my god, what's the one I'm going to do? Slither? There is a movie called Slither, hold on. There's something I want to know about Slither Hold on. There's something that really 2006? Is it? Yeah, slither when the fucking shit. Or something that's really 2006? Is it 2006. Slither, where the fucking shit? Just, it's got a picture of somebody taking a bath and tentacles coming out of the Yep. That's Slither, directed by James Gunn, that seems. I don't know why it seems appropriate. Where was that in James Gunn's career's? Why it seems appropriate? Where was that in James Gunn's career? That was 2006. 2006. That's early, yep. What was his first movie he directed Was Slither. Yep, that's his first directed movie. No one directed it. It started out in horror. Roger Donaldson directed Spacey. I don't know why that one sits in my brain. It's like brain rot. Peter Madek, how about this? How about I start the top ten and we'll go to me and Matt J. I have two honorable mentions. I want to just shout out to my two honorable mentions. First honorable mention is Ewoks Carnivorous Bears Yub yub, yub yub, wicket Yub yub and ET Carnivorous Bears and ET Funk. You know, thanks to TikTok, that's the only reason I can think of them that way. They're doing that like dark stories of Star Wars space, and that happens to be one of them. Hey, you realize, how do they have clothes for Leia, jay? Huh, how do they have clothes for Leia? Don't think about it, it's funny. Think about it. Maybe they prefer human clothes. My number 10. My number 10. The funny one. That means there's female Star Troopers. Just hate a female, it's all that matters. That means there's female Star Troopers. Just ate a female, it's all that matters. My number 10 is Jawa's. What you can't hate? Jawa's. Nobody in this planet can fucking hate Jawa's. Yes, star Wars, jawa's. Nobody in this planet fucking hates Jawa's. Yes, star Wars, jawa, jawa's, in a way, are so fucking ghetto. You park your car, leave that bitch for 10 minutes and clean that bitch. They gone. Jawa's killed. They're worse for your neighborhood than Detroit, bro, they gone. You got me, bro. That's why they killed me. And Detroit, bro, hey, gone. You got me, bro. That's why they killed me. You have my brain wearing a white fucking hoodie right there, because they got black faces and yellow eyes. Oh God, jawas are fucking funny. You can fuck them. What? That was a Mandalorian joke. Yeah, they're hairy, though that's right, they're hairy. The fucking machinist, I can't. They're a hanger owner. Yeah, they're a hanger owner, but they're hairy. They created one, but they're hairy. I'm like I kind of want to see one. What do they look like without their fucking black hairy blobs? Good lord, at least she didn't say he had a third leg. That would have threw us off. I'll just be me telling you I bet they're fucking packing a foot long, ding dong too, and shit, they're only about a foot tall anyway. Well, that thing's dragging them. You've seen how they walk right, they waddle. They gotta have a reason to waddle. You know you kind of waddled yourself, so you know. Okay, matt 10. Oh God, there's one Matt said. He says we don't even know it was number 10. What we're talking about, you're talking about Slump Slow. Name the series Just for the psionic jellyfish. Name the series D&D the Psionic Jellyfish. Jellyfish, we don't get to see one of those, do we? Oh God, we don't want to. They're pretty weak but they're fun. Oh God, there's Psionic Jellyfish. They have something like that in the motherfucking uh Mass Effect universe, it, no? Each creature in a 15-foot cone originating from the flump keeps being fun to say must succeed a blank dexterity saving throw or be covered in foul-smelling liquid. A coated creature exudes a horrible stench. For 1d4 hours, the coated creature is poisoned as long as the stench lasts and other creatures are poisoned while within 5 feet of the coated creature. Yeah, no, I don't want to meet him. A creature can remove the stench on itself by taking a short rest in a bath or bathing in alcohol or vinegar. Oh, so you're telling me they literally said you can take a bath in tomato juice, and you cannot read their thoughts. They're immune to psychosis. Great, great. What are you saying first, jay? They're immune to psychosis? Great, great, great, yep, great. What are you saying first, jay? I'm the first. No, damn it. Since I'm going before you, you should save the one that we have a tie on. I'm using the joke one first. Oh, no, because you didn't get it. Amazonians from Futurama hey, look, you just died from snoozing it. That's how I'm going to go off. The only thing is, though, that fuckers in Futurama had me so disappointed. They're coming out like the spirit is willing, but the body's spongy and weak. Come on, you guys. I'm talking about Zap. It was Zap. It made me disappointed. I would not. I'd been like come on next round. Who next? Yeah, my pelvis is good as a bitch, let's go. Fry didn't even say a thing, he just looked weird. We'll see how long you last. Meanwhile we got a fucking kippo over there. Let's see how long you last. And I was done by the large women. The large women got me, the large women got me. Oh boy, you got the thick ones. Yeah, let's see how long you last in continuous hours of text. Steve, oh shit, oh boy, oh, damn Boy, it's me again. Eh, wait, yes, wait, I went though. That led right into it. Yes, yes, it did. Oh, here's a good one. There's a good one right here and again, species. But uh, I'm not sure how to actually pronounce it. But uh, why licks? That's what? Will it? Will it? Looks? That's what ala sakira is in star wars. I love them fucking things. I fucked shit out of them technically. You tried to tell me that you left your horniness out of your life. I kind of lied when I thought about it. Oh, never mind, I put a horny one on her. No, that thing. The first thing you said after that it's like yeah, I'd fuck the shit out of that. They got fucking like thin handles and shit. Oh my God, if there was a, we're gonna have to end this in one way. Only, dean, put the picture of the humanoid xenomorph in your head. Slenderman, right there. I'll say it by assuming the position. But no, halo, secura and I love this. Exotic, different colors and shit she's blue. Then you got the one in Jabba's Palace that's shaking it and shit, she's fucking green. I'm like colors and shit I taste the rain. No, you know, you want a red one. Red ones exist, so it's not actually because I said I'll taste the rainbow. One of them ends up being a trap because this is progressive space. Now, remember, disney owns this Progressive space. Oh no, I'm gonna to try. You're not going to have a female toy, you're going to have something else. Oh yeah, darth Talon's red. I got all the colors, all the colors, bring all the colors. I'm done, get me off of the toy, get me off, get me off of those. Holy fuck, I'm getting all sweaty. I don't know if that's the cold. I don't know if that's the cold or what. I was sweaty during the movie. I was too. I'm actually really warming at the end. That's why I was holding the pizza on my side. There it is. We had those. Did I do something? I had the pizza. Can I do something about it? I had the pizza. I was a stripper on your left, that's what it looks like. The pizza just rose without me. Shit God. This is the funniest podcast we've done. Alien Romulus like Concord, we're gonna go wrong. Mama's milk. I started this. There was breastfeeding and Alien Romulus I think there was. I think there was. It's my fault, it wasn't about none of that. Until the fucking Amazonian snoo-snoo. No, we were already on that train. Train, what kind of train? He ran a train out himself, remember? Oh, it's me again. Oh, shut up, shut up, dean. Shut up, bob, shut up. We got to talk about a train. Now I'm sweating. My voice is cracking. No, no, matt, wait. No, I was talking about your sister and she talked about trains. I can't refute it. I am actually kind of glad she doesn't listen to the podcast. She'd be pissed. She'd be disowned if she did. I'm already disowned. I don't even know where I stand. There's days. She's like me and Dean, you know where you stand right behind her. No, I don't, I don't know. Some days he does ask her for a taco and she's unsure which one to give him. Okay, next. Next is sidetracking the fucking knees. This sucks you twice. Track in the world nine. Oh wait, is it nine? Yes, yeah, I don't even know. I'm having too much fun. Oh my, no, okay, my number eight is serious, at least. Okay, he's nine, please. Hey, lilo instead, there we go. How did he not make my list? That is weird. Ohana means family. Ohana means family. Oh, shut the fuck up, dino. You almost took us off the rails again. I was going to say that mom was sticking there, though. But that's Disney, mom. Stop talking about Nami that way. That's her sister. That's her sister. That's her mom Sister. Well, shit, 18-year-old sister. I ain't seen a movie in forever 18. You already hit the button? Hey, that's too young for me, grant. No, they got to be 20. That's drinking age. Hell. No, you're 30 now. You got to man. The poll is already leveled up. The poll is about to be. I'm doing it Idiot. Help me. Somehow I don't know where the hurts come from. They just hurt Sense. Oh, holy shit. Thank you, sir Pete. Thank you, sir Pete. Thank you to all our listeners. This is so good. This might have to be a Patreon video. I'm kidding, I'm fucking kidding. I've never laughed this, so Was this. Maybe, mario Mario, I should finish that sentence. These slides are not full. How about a bootleg? How about a video for the castle? It is true, it's pretty full. How about a boot camp? Or the castle? It is true, that's worse, not really. Oh yeah, it is because it's got a red flag at the top. We could be raving one right now. That's top test. We are right there digging the hole. Good thing we're in a basement, dude. Do we want to go any further? Man, the devil's down there just fucking like yes, I got more souls coming down. See, that's why it's so hot right now. We're fucking in it and God's up there. Like you, remember that one pod? We're going to be at the pearly gates. You guys remember that one podcast episode? I racked up about 20 sins in that one. Not you guys, but like 50 for him. Fine, cool, cool, you, hey, hey, just stop me. Stop me please Next. I don't know which one to say, but I'm gonna go with a mob. Okay, john Candy. John Candy's baseball is the dog. Oh, jesus Christ, he kind of ties with Pizza Hut because that was just. I love the parenting. Technically, he's just food. I was knocking any of the pepperoni off him, yeah, actually, speaking of alien references, hello my baby, hello my honey, oh my God. Oh, shit, can't do it anymore. Oh, are you done? Oh, yes, I'm done. Ok, well, my number eight is actually kind of serious, so We'll let you judge it out. Death Angels from A Quiet Place Okay, they look cool and I like how they're just. Did you see the most recent movie? I'm torn. What on their look? It's an origin thing. Oh, the origin's fine, I've just always liked the Death Angels, didn't they come down in a fucking meteorite? Yeah, it is kind of a cop-out, I swear. How did the aliens get to Earth? They were in a meteorite, okay, you know. What's worse is I'm off-tagging here just because we're on a serious note we won't go back to the sexiness until I say my number three I got a couple more sexy ones. I have no sexy ones on here. I got a couple more. It's because you're our medium, you're our moderator, you're the one who's supposed to keep us centered. I'm never centered, I'm always just going that way. You know how Hollywood likes to tell us things. There's actually a meteor that's supposed to be coming to Earth. I should already know you're three. If that race or her is not on there, I'm probably going to be offended. I'm like, really, dan, I don't know which one you're talking about. It's got to be that chick from Mass Effect. Oh, okay, I know what you're talking about. Yep, yeah, I'm the one who said a mog, right, yeah, and then he said Death Angel. And we're onto you. I love how Matt's gonna have the serious stuff. Worf, worf, mr Klingon, punchline of every Star Wars, star Trek Enterprise. He did his dues in the new show. Mm-hmm, why can't I think of the fucking name? I'm Pitt Picard, thank you. Well, jay's Great as a bride. You literally killed us the entire. Your shirt's not helping either. Oh, another fan of the Thick Mommy. Oh God, what's with you fucking thicking whores? Because they're thick, thick, thick. You're using your tongue enough. Anyone who listens to the podcast is going to hear fucking horrors. Imagine this fucking AI. I'm done, I'll wait for it. Yes, I use AI to write our summaries. Holy god, that is not me. I am not a genius. And listen, nightfall's going'll talk about sexy alien lakes. That's gonna be in there and I'm gonna die. I'm gonna fucking die. I don't know how to say it. Now I might pull it Right. Do you know how many times we've actually said it? We've said it enough. That's why I'm surprised there's not a single summary that says something about your dick. Oh good lord. Oh wait, we're on seven there. There's not a single summary that says something about your dick. Oh good lord, oh, we're on seven. Yeah, yeah, mike, yes, perkins, invader's in. No, we're on your eight technically, but you don't have an order. Yeah, so I don't. It actually doesn't matter that much, which means I should start deleting the ones I said. Oh God, any more context? Or For Urkut yeah, dude, if people don't know who Invader Zim is, go walk into a fucking Hot Topic. Oh yeah, just fair, walk into a Hot Topic. The people in the Philippines don't necessarily who Invader Zim is. Go walk into a fucking hot topic. Oh yeah, it's fair, walk into a hot topic. The people in the Philippines don't necessarily know what that means. The Africans yeah, the Invader Zim. You don't have to go to the Philippines. I know what it means. You still got to give a little bit of context. The Philippines, the little green men with fucking bug antennae and trying to take over Earth, but Zim keeps fucking it up. See to them, you're just talking about Americans. Next Seven yeah, wookies, chewbacca. I love Wookies. I love Wookies. I can't never do the growl. Sounds like a dying one. Sounds like a dying one. Sounds like a dying one. When I do it Really, you can't roll your R's and then twist your tongue a little bit. Sounds like a fucking die. It sounds like one. That again it was zombie rising. Sounds like a dying one. Sounds like a dying one. King him. Sounds like a dying Wookie. Sounds like a dying wookie. I'm mocking myself, I can't do. It sounds like a dying wookie. Well, come on. Chewbacca's badass, chewbacca's. Loyal. I'm gonna loyal till the end. And we got to see a fucking Jedi wookie in Acolyte. That's the last time I've ever met you. Now I have yet to watch it. You don't need to, you're never going to. I want some highlights, highlights of just the Morky. I may never turn on Disney Plus again. Daredevil Born Again's coming. I can't say that because one that and two, I actually like the New Doctor. So from Doctor who I have tried. Yeah, no, the internet fucking doesn't like the new series whatsoever, but I thought it was a good callback from the beginning and him getting over trauma. They're trying to fix the storylines. They're just not giving it time. I don't know. One of the most hit or miss things with me is British stuff, british television. So hit or miss with me it's not even funny. Do your grandparents ever watch anything BBC? And no, I'm not talking about porn. Man, my grandpa's motherfucker was Benny Hill. That was his motherfucker. I love me some Benny Hill. I watch Benny Hill like a motherfucker. That fucker was me. What's another thing I'm talking like Masterpiece Theater on PBS. Oh, really, the Mighty Boosh Legends, the Mighty Boosh hey, I am not counting Adult Swim. Well, you gotta guess, old Greg, those are his waters. You, well, I'm Old Greg. Yeah, showing everyone my man giant. I can definitely see you wearing a pink tutu and saying look, my man giant, but it's just to show everyone your giant Playing the love game. No, mighty Bush, no, god, no, no mighty Bush. To God you, I love game playing. No, mighty Boosh, no, mighty Boosh. You don't give people haircuts in their sleep. That shit is so fucking whack until you understand it. Oh God, it takes the littlest thing for us to cat like that. Sorry, matt's got to watch old Greg. He'd be hooked. Do you know anything about it? Mighty Boosh? The closest thing to Mighty Boosh I got is Don't Mess With the Zohan. That's legendary too. That's not that big. No, the bush is the biggest. I can't give you shit for comparing those two. Well, you just talked about bush. That's about all you get out of the Zohan. I've always wanted to try a fizzy bubbler. I make schizze with your mother one more time and we go that should be fun. I'm going to watch that now. I need to watch that. You want some hummus? Have some hummus. Have some fizzy bubbler, a kiwi watermelon, and it's good. Hey, you know what? I don't even know for sure or not if that was the fucking movie that actually got me to eat hummus. Oh God. And I do love hummus. I love hummus. No, I don't say it that way. What are we on? I was waiting for you guys' BBC rant to end, not the BBC we don't talk about. Yes, you guys move back and forth. You think I'm gonna. That was Adult Swim, mighty Boosh. And then you brought up Zohan, which gets worse because it's a favorite. What do we got? We got Math 7. I guess this is the most sexual one on my list. Uh-oh, and it's only because of the name. And Kit Fisto, wait, did he say his After? I said yes, yeah. I said in monkeys, oh yeah. Okay, let's help each other on this tangent. Get Fisto, get Fisto man. Get Fisto, seen some shit man? The bear has looked from episode two to three. He's seen some shit man. He's still been through some shit Right before he dies. Yep, because he's, because, nope, I'm not going to do it. No, I'm not going to. Out of the four Jedi Masters that went, he's the only one that blocked an attack. He blocked an attack and then died, even though they probably would have won if Master Flo was there. There, I said it Now, let's go. No, dejected. You've been so excited at the end of this fucking podcast for this. This is the top 10 in general. You're losing your voice. I am Just a little bit. You're getting a little creak in it, probably because I'm just coming off my sickness. It'll probably be gone tomorrow with how it's going the way you say that and all I can think of is down with the sickness. Thank you very much. Oh, wow, hey, there's your rookie call Yep. Ever hear a story how David Draymond came up with that shit? He just said it randomly when they that wasn't supposed to be in the song. I don't know how often what Dean says is unprompted. It's prompted. I just gotta say the right things. Good job, brain. Good job Brain, good job Brain. I'm a comedian without even really intending to be. Me and him together would be great improv. Don't bring up improv. Now. You think of Ted when they want to do improv Something else, please? I don't. No, okay Enough. No, even though that's funny as a bitch Gun on the campus, what that wasn't even a line from the movie, guys. Are you even trying? Come on, guys, we're giving you the tools to make comedy, you're just not using them. Fucking funny, matt, it's your turn. No, I just did Kid Fisto, it's your turn. You said Kid Fisto, that's your turn. Yeah, I actually. I thought he was joking around when he said Kid Fisto. I didn't know. He said no, I heard him and I wanted to make my reference. He sees some shit from Attack from 2 to 3. He took my character and ran away with it, just like the inner black guy he is. It's just started. Now we're getting cancer, just like the inner black guy is. It's just started. Now we're getting cancer. We'd have to have followers, for Christ's sake, man. We're going to get cancer. Based off of what we went with me talking Time Lords, there we go. They don't have an actual fucking designated species name that I know of. I'd have to do the research. I've only been watching from Doctor number 9 to 15. So it's not like I have to deep history, only the fucked up history, as the Whovians call it. Oh, so we're on six. We are the thing from John Carpenter's the Thing, classic Two, three, four, five, six. Why do I have You're on six? Okay, that makes more sense now One of the most iconic aliens ever. And that movie almost destroyed John Carpenter's career Because it was too grotesque for the time he released it. Seriously, john, as classic as that movie is regarded now, it almost destroyed John Carpenter's career Because no one wanted to work with him anymore after the Thing. That's how gross it was. Fun fact hey, we faced the Thing. You faced multiple things. The thing, the thing. But yes, that's all I got to say on the thing. The thing's too classic for me not to leave off. I like how it morphs and everything. It's cool. The thing's different. I like it. I can't hear the word morph and not think xenomorph. At this point, it's better than morphin time. It's morphin time now. Let's see the Power Rangers Xenomorph. At this point, it's better than Morphin Time. It's Morphin Time. Yeah, let's see the Power Rangers fight a fucking Xenomorph. I don't even want to think of the fucking DNA it would get out of that, because the grid is connected to a lot of shit. Uh-huh. My number six Darth Maul and the Zabrax. Oh, darth Maul's race. Okay, that's a good one. They look like a bunch of little devils. They got little red design. A lot of them get spikes, and the spikes, well. My number five is about to eat shit up again. So fair warning. My number six is the boar, oh Lord, from Star Trek. A different level of sexy, depending on who you ask. Oh God, I'm not bringing up any pictures for him because he's not a Star Trek guy, but that might get him into Star Trek. Nah, it's only half female. Are you talking about the queen? Which queen? The card queen or the older queen? I didn't see you put card queen. Oh yeah, because there was actually a movie queen too. Yeah, yeah, this series has a queen too Perfect, oh god, I don't know if it's better or worse than the Xenomorph Queen, like I don't know, I can't tell. It says one assimilates and the other just kills. I mean, technically, xenomorph Queen assimilates too, just in a different way. I suppose it takes your species and makes you more deadly, but that's all technically what Borgs do. God damn it. Dean Number five, here we go. My number five is actually not a species, but why the fuck did I say number five? Like my name's, jeff, the princess of Tamaran, starfire, tamaranians, they are a species, starfire specifically. Okay, I know for a fact you were also attracted to Darkfire. Of course, most have to say she's a dark, kinky one out of Pegion. Here we go. If you ever shut your brain off, t-titans, were you watching the one where she marries the blob? Come on, they're made sexy. They learn your language by kissing you, jesus. Come on, she doesn't have to kiss you. Starfire has that. Starfire has that fucking cute innocence, but she's so hot Depending on which Starfire you're touching. That's very true, god, there's some. We made a fucking comic where she goes to live with Animal Man's family and the boy is sipping after her and she has no issues with it. One of my favorites is when Barbara goes to visit Grayson and Starfire answers the door and Starfire's fucking 6'4 and haked up to no fucking end. She's all sad and shit. Barbara, come on, you can't compete with that, you better go. She did walk away. She drove off on her fucking motorbike. What's the other thing? Starfar? Well, it was a move that I don't like. I do not like Judas Contracts. It's very when they're talking about the new move and Starfar's like oh, that move, are you sure, kills me, kills me every time that move. She's so adorable and she's orange. There's that rainbow fucking comment again, she's orange. That's not much skin color. Well, that's how we know you're not racist. Hell, no, hell, no, never, never, okay. Well, that didn't get as sexy as I thought. So, except for I blackfire with the she's aggressive. Dom starfire, start, fire a switch. Okay, moving on, aren't you? I don't even want to know where you went with it in your brain, because yours is a lot better than ours. He just wants to taste the rainbow. We're all smart in our own way, but Matt has the more common sense thinking hey, does tasting the rainbow give you language skills? I wonder now, maybe I'm busy thinking about my brain. Teach me a new language. I think of Matt's being compact and very straightforward with his thoughts. Mine, I think of being an empty void of pockets of random shit. That's what I think of, and in those pockets is a noob king Waiting to be popped open. Although Rule 34 was made for Dean, oh God, all right. Oh shit, I got one more sexy one later. Never mind, it's got to be four out of the two. So it's the four, five, five, four, three. It is not Nope, it's three. There's one more before that. Why is it always three? Why? So your number five will also be Transformers. Oh God, I said you should follow yours up with mine. It's not number five. Oh God, I still have the other one on there. My number five is Transformers. My number five is a tie between Wookiees and Lassat from Star Wars. When they introduced his character in Mando, the live action version of him was fucking amazingly done. So you mean Rebels, the show he first appears in, rebels. Yes, I liked it. It's a great concept to me. His character himself, oh, my number four. Oh, here's. This is not going to surprise people, but oh, of course, my number four is one of the old gods himself. He's an alien. He is an alien. I adore katulu. I don't know how I feel about that one, but okay, what, he's an alien. It's probably his lore, he's. He's a, yeah, but he's also depicted as a realm guy, so it's kind of Depends on how you feel about that. He's an alien to our realm, yeah, that's where the loophole. It's a loophole. I don't know, that's a trigger word. Loophole Yep, that's a trigger word. I searched Cthulhu when he was considering aliens. So I was like, well, cthulhu, and he was considered an alien. So I was like, well, cthulhu's going on. Then, fuck it, I need another one. I love Cthulhu. You wanted tentacles? Oh, I just love how Cthulhu's. Yes, yeah, sure, whatever. I love how Cthulhu's like basically just neutral. He's just the man's just sleeping. The man is sleeping and when you wake him up, that's just what he's gonna do. Thank you for talking about your D&D character. He has a lot of parables to his character, which is why he relates to so many anime characters. That's what a friar might do. It's kind of bad that he actually does relate to an old god. What do you think I'm basing his character off of? Like, like I said, I try to make friends with cthulhu. I don't know if I can understand him, but I try to make friends with him. I don't know how he'll drive you mad, but he will drive me. I drive him mad coming in here. Damn, there's some shit in there. Yeah, damn right, there is. You might actually put him back to sleep. He's like no, I ain't waking up. Oh, no, not this time. This is what humans are like. Holy shit, I found a special one. I'm special, all right. He'd see the tentacle porn in your brain and be like no, oh no, oh no, you can have the octopus. I ain't think I can use those. I don't think I can use mind flayers. He's planning to kill me. What's wrong with mind flayers? I hope we established that. Aw, damn it. My number four, kryptonians Vague but good. My number five was either. I had to kind of flip between Supergirl Kara and Starfire. I literally went with Starfire because she's orange. It was the color. It was the color, not gonna lie, it was the color. I went with Celestial Sapien from Ben 10. That is my number four. Just the concept of them being damn near rulers of the universe and being able to. He could have made a list of just 10. In which way I literally could have made a list of just Ben 10 aliens. But I was like, nope, that's a cop-out. Literally 10 in a cop-out, literally Ben in the name. No, I could have put down Ben 10 and Ben Dunn and just stopped speaking. No, I find celestial safeties pretty cool because they pretty much control matter of the universe. But what stops them from doing so completely is their inability to agree. It takes three to agree. We're going to unanimous decision in order for anything to happen. We're talking about them, things that that have tested on alien X, right, we're talking in his house. Shit, oh, I don't think so. Yeah, those things are funny. I don't agree. Well, I don't agree. I don't agree. Yeah, well, I don't agree. I don't agree. Yeah, it takes Ben to fucking yell at him to even do anything. Would you agree? No, oh, shit, number four for me, so three for you. Oh, I have a three again. This was kind of my biggest cop out, not really a cop out, but kind of just. This is my broadest one, but Matt's going. Symbiotes they work, they're not from here. I wouldn't call that a cop-out. Well, I'm just saying Venom Carnage. I think of Hulu as a bigger cop-out than Venom is Symbiotes. You mean, yeah, well, I could get that, I get that. I get that. Venom Carnage. Mommy Scream. I don't know why I had to put Mommy in there, but I was waiting for it. We know why you said Mommy, especially after Spider-Man, the video game, yep, Spider-Man 2. And now off of the movie, oh boy, oh Max, he's gonna appear in there. Oh no, we gotta go watch this with him. Venom 3. Yeah, screams in it. You see her screams in it. You're gonna see that pizza box rise and I'll be fucking touching it. That's going to become a new thing, isn't it? I had to get another one in. Are you good? No, I'm really good, I'm great. You're always not good. I got so much energy. Now Let me just point this out to the people who may be listening to us you are constantly putting that pillow there, trying to hide something. I'm not. I'm excited, so I gotta fiddle with something I'm not gonna fiddle with. You don't want me to fiddle with that right here, because then you'd lose. How did you walk down the trap door? I'm very easy to trap. We know you can catch me in one of them. Fucking bands. You can put big asses and nuggets in there. Who's easier to trap you or fucking James Woods with candy? A piece of candy Him. He got more to tempt him with. James Wood actually learned from the candy not to do it again. It's caught him like three times with the candy. A piece of candy, a piece of candy they was. I could have swore he stopped getting a piece of candy in the mansion episode where everybody was dying off. Might have been In Family Guy. It might have been. I haven't seen a James Woods episode of Family Guy. Well, there was three that I know of the one where he stole Peter's identity because Peter stole his One of my favorite moments from it. You're just going to say it's me, but one of my favorite James Wood scenes from a Family Eye episode is when he's showing Peter his new movie and Peter's like oh okay, is there any nudity in this or anything? Yes, I get naked. He was like that. Okay, is there any nudity in this or anything? Oh, yes, I get naked. He was like that's just. You See, he knows me. Yes, I do. That's why we could never watch a single movie if he stars in it. Thank God Hollywood hasn't seen it. You think so little of me. You think I'm just going to sign on for a full frontal nude shot. You would you tell him, no, I don't need to wear the sock, they must see it. I'm going to tell my personal guy, my personal like I don't know assistant or whatever Jason, my bud, you got to get him front row for the premiere of my new movie. You're like I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going. They have to drag you to that movie. I have no part in that movie. You got to be in the movie, go see it. You're like I'm not going to go see it. Any part Crew whatsoever? No part, no part no. Oh yeah, I'd be evil Forgive me, but low-key if you were a part of my crew. Or you'd be my fluffer oh God, the fact that that's an actual term or you'd be my fluffer. Come on, fluff it up. How could you be his friend? I don't know. Sometimes he just literally told you what he would have you do. He literally just said yeah, I'm going to have you touch my dick Because I said so. That's, my humor is very sus. Leave me alone. Holy fuck, this has been a legendary episode. This is kind of just told the whole of the world right now. Yeah, I don't care if my friend touches it, I kind of want to. You kind of just did yeah, yeah, I don't care if my friend touches it, I kind of want to. You kind of just did yeah. Yeah, but not really a sexual way, though, just a ha-ha. I got your ass wet and a partial sexual way because you have to be aroused. Damn, that's a fluffer. Damn A fluffer's whole job is to make you. You just said you wanted your closest friends to be your fluffer. I'm digging a hole in myself. I didn't even do it intentionally. I'm in deep thought. Now I need to go on cryo sleep for a couple of years and see what happens when I wake up. So you're four, I'm three. He said he's three. Right, why do I have? I didn't get rid of that one. That's why, yeah, my number three is one. That's already been said twice. Thank you, chewy. Good day, I suppose he was supposed to be on yours, higher than ours. Your number three Harvesters, because they didn't get a fucking species name from Independence Day. The Harvesters, no, no, you know what I'm going to start calling them the Humanoid Alien. They don't look human Once they're out of their exoskeleton, though Not really no. So, dean, we already know you're, I'm broken, I'm broken, there's nothing left. I got nothing left. What's your number two? Xenomorphs? I was going to say we know it's one and we know it's two. I'm wondering what the order is. I'm wondering no, because my number one and two are the same thing. I just didn't know if we were in the same order. My number two, we have the same number ones and number twos. I just didn't know what order he put them in. Now I do, and we have the exact same order. So we both have. Xenomorphs are two. Xenomorphs are two Badass and just savage creatures that just kill things. That's all. Their whole point is to kill. That is their whole point. Kill and reproduce. It's not even to feed. Kill, make more, kill, make more, kill, make more. And their design is cool and classic and timeless Great. So I might as well just get it out the way. Number one is Predator. That's fine. The only reason, the only reason they're at the slight, slight edge over Xenomorphs is Predator's got the honor, that coat of honor. They only hunt worthy prey. It's like a sport to them. That's their slight advantage. You know me and my honor bound, honor bound, bullshit. So that's the only reason. And that is my top 10. You know, I kind of hate you right now. I can't get the word flumper out of my head. Flump, flump I put the alien name in my flump. No, that's still too close to flumper. What's your number two, sir? Your new two-in-one? What order? You're not your two. What'd you go with? I told you my order. I said we just said we had the same thing. So you did Xenomorphs and then Predators. Yes, I did Cybertronians as two Cybertronians. Cybertronians is two Cybertronians, cybertronians, cybertronians, cybertronians, cybertron, cybertronians, fucking Transformers. And number one he pegged me right in the fucking when we were on. What number fucking eight. You really cannot help yourself, can you? No, I can't. I didn't even take the bait there. I wasn't doing it. I was like you fucker. You did it again. No, you've already got him touching your front and I sincerely apologize. I thought a fluffer was something else. A fluffer like oh, no wonder I got the joke. Oh, never mind, let me roll that one back. I thought it was just a motherfucker that liked his makeup and pats the motherfucker with a. He's not the guy that comes in with a powder screen. I thought that's all it was, but no, never mind, fluffer. Is Joe Manganiello pumping his dick? Never mind, take that back. That's a joke. I'm taking it back. I can't take that back. That's a joke, I'm taking it back, I can't take it back. But I'm going to take it back Because I'm like, oh no wonder I got so much shit. I didn't know how far it went. I'm like, oh shit, never mind, he thought the rabbit hole was covered. Yeah, I'm like. Meanwhile I'm left, finished over here with the fucking blue, goddamn Asari as my number one. I knew it, I fucking knew it. The worst part about them is that they're all female but they reproduce as male and female. Literally, you can have a Asari mate and one of them will act as the male as far as the genome sequence goes. It's literally explained in the games and if you pay attention, it's like holy shit, you wanna know how you mate. You have sex in the mindscape. That takes mindfuck to a whole new level. Yes, it does. Literally, just like this whole day has been. You're not really doing shit, you're just laying there, but you're in each other's minds and shit, oh no, it starts out in the brain and then you go real physical. Well, okay, cause I just imagined me just laying there with the most stupid ass. Look on my face, like, like no, I almost need to put that as a picture for the podcast. The most stupid-ass. Look on my face, like no, I almost need to put that as a picture for the podcast. Pepsi is a great drink. Everyone Great Pepsi. Did you spike your Pepsi? No, I did not. I weirdly might be over-tired. I might be over-tired or something. In a way, my sickness is gone. I'm not sick, no more, thank you. Thank you, alien Romulus, for such a great night. Nah, it's probably a fucking alien human. At the end I'm going to have to go see it again. You might not be able to see it with a straight face. You're going to see the human alien and watch Ryan's reaction. He's going to see the humanoid alien standing on that screen, right, and the first word that's going to come to his mind is fluffer. I'm not going to hear motherfucker, I'm going to hear mother fluffer. I don't even know how we're supposed to end this. I don't. Oh don't? We talked about the whole entire Alien franchise. We went and delved into Predators. We took a side exit into Puffer. We had been auditioning for the porn industry. It kind of dragged me into it. I forgot, I like how, based on everything we know of Dean, he misunderstood the context of Fluffer that was the word Like Starfire, I honestly thought it was just like a makeup motherfucker. Those are called makeup artists. Yeah, I don't know if Fluffer's job is to get you hard, oh god. Oh god, to be fair, you probably would be a decent one Because you wouldn't have to teach him to do it either. No, jj would be the better one. He already knows how to do it. It's his fault. I wanted to do a quick kind of an honorable. My one honorable mention was Saiyans and Goku. Oh shit, jay's like oh, that's what I forgot. See, I didn't even think about it. No, I literally just had a list from Wikipedia up where I had A through Z, aliens, and I just went through there and picked out the series that I knew and just went oh, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, and boom, there it was. Yeah, technically, regwell Z has a lot of them, so I wanted I knew yours. Number one was going to be from Mass Effect, because my favorite from Mass Effect is Tali. I love Tali and she wears a mask the whole fucking time. You do know that you and her could not actually get it on right. She'd have to be in a special room and you would have to be wearing a mask. If I got the money, I'll make it happen. I'm going to make it happen, I'm gonna make it happen. Oh yeah, tali's one of them, hard ones, the romance guy Hard. Sadly, your relationship with Tali Would turn into Spider-Man Reign. Oh god, no, I killed her with my Reign. Oh no, that's what people don't understand About her species that they do not handle biological extremities very well, which is why I prefer the Asari, because you know they can be a whore and no issues. Oh, my Ollie is great. He's a lovely relationship, especially her story, and I'm also a basic bitch too when it comes to Mass Effect. I do love Miranda, because everyone and their mother loves Miranda. It's hard not to love Miranda, especially when she bends the fuck over in front of you. She's doing the sound of theesie a little bit. It's like he wanted from. Oh no, it's an actual scene. She's bending over on her desk and you. It's literally a prompt where you have to stare at her. I swear to god, unless I've been watching too much shit on the internet and it's just burned into my brain. Yeah, that's probably it. I've seen a video what was the blue one named again Called Asari Asari and what's the kind of? What's her name? What the fuck's her name? Mass Effect. Oh god See, it's gonna bug me now. Are you talking about the character themself or are you talking about Jack? I've seen plenty of videos of Asari and fucking Jack. Oh boy, shit. Yeah, I've seen some things. I'm not gonna say what I've seen, but I've seen some things the Futanari version or the lesbian, no, some things. I'm not going to say what I've seen, but I've seen some things. The Futenari version or the lesbian version. No, no, I draw the line. No, futenari talk on the podcast. I draw the line now. You already mentioned fluffing. Come on, god damn it. Golden hooks. You've watched both. I know you have. Yes, of course I fucking have, because that's just where my brain I'm just going to ask you which one made you. My brain's a black hole of sexual energy and all sorts of random shit and knowledge. There's also knowledge in there too, which makes no sense. So, alright, everyone, I like knowing what you're talking about. Thank you, I would love to figure out how alien Romulus got so sexy Mother's milk. And on that note, talking about the character from the Boys Whose rival happens to be a dude who can literally stretch his dick to any size he wants, oh my god, yes, okay, yeah, that's where this was. Alright, that's no better. And on that note, everyone, thank you for listening to our alien Romulus review. If you're an alien fan, go out and see it or don't appreciate it. I don't know where this video went. Thank you so much for listening to our movie. It's great for our random rants sexy rants that's mostly my fault. Act 3 is definitely the money shot rants. Sexy rants that's mostly my fault. Act 3 is definitely the money shot, act 3. Lost World of Wonders in Milwaukee, wisconsin Check it out. Follow that up on. Check it out. I can't do it no more. You need to go apologize to them right now. I apologize. I said it in serious. 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