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Ever wondered if Pride Rock should be classified as a geological wonder? This episode kicks off with a humorous journey through Disney's "Mufasa: The Lion King" as we unpack the charming absurdities of the film alongside its enchanting backstory. From debating the origins of Rafiki's stick to analyzing the visual quirks of animation, we ponder the unexpected voice casting of Antonio Banderas. Our discussion takes into account "The Lion Guard" series and its influence on Mufasa's portrayal, while also sharing our thoughts on the nostalgic echoes of James Earl Jones brought to life by Aaron Pierre.
We then pivot from the majestic to the mundane, tackling the relatable struggles of bed-making amidst vibrating phones and top sheets that never quite stay put. Our conversation spirals into hilarious hypotheticals involving kidnappings, Spider-Man pop figures, and gospel Christmas songs. The episode brims with pop culture nods, such as Mariah Carey's musical reign and Mario's iconic leaps, as we reflect on the whimsical world of memes, emojis, and the potential trades for our cherished collectibles.
Finally, we navigate the magical yet perplexing realm of Disney sequels and live-action remakes. From animated classics like "The Lion King" to upcoming projects like "Lilo and Stitch," we reminisce about beloved characters while casting a critical eye on Disney's recent live-action endeavors. Our conversation is interwoven with nostalgia, humor, and a fair share of skepticism as we rank sequels, critique remakes, and engage with the vibrant dynamics of online fan communities. Join us for a lively ride through the enchanting, sometimes laugh-inducing world of Disney.
Hello, welcome to the Nightfallsville podcast coming to you from Pride Rock. Welcome to our review of Mufasa the Lion King. Do we have to sit through an earthquake first? I'm honestly not a big fan of what made Pride Rock. Honestly, that was a little like. That was like God, I don't know what's with the ocean underneath. Yeah, that was Well, the rainwater has to go somewhere. I feel like we just skipped through an entire movie to the battle scene. What else matters? Mufasa and the Lion King, a prequel about Simba's dad, mufasa, and how he became king, and all that. There's the synopsis of the movie.
Speaker 1:Wow, don't forget about Rafiki and Rafiki and the whole crew and my favorite origin story how he got a stick. That was honestly really Saved him a life. You are now my best friend. He got. That's still my favorite part from the original. He's like he's not carrying a stick. That isn't right from the original. He's like he's not carrying a stick. This isn't right. Pulls it out of the ground ready for the battle. God, that was my favorite part in the original.
Speaker 1:Sadly, I did not watch the live action original. You didn't watch the live action? No, I had issues With what Seth Rogen Kinda. He's not bad, he's not. No, imagine if Pete Davidson voiced Boomba. It was before he hated him, so it might have been fine. Actually, you know what? I would have put him as Timon. I don't even know who the voice of Timon is Billy Eckler, billy Elkar, billy, billy Eichner Yep, because at least he has that voice, for I don't know like it took me a it rose on you. It does. The first thing I gotta say, though, is it was a beautiful movie, though it looked great. I was like, oh, look at this, it was good. There were some issues with them running other than that, yeah, beautiful. Better than have either of you watched the show that Keon's a part of the Guard, lion Guard Probably bits and pieces. I am surprised it was referenced as much as it was in that movie.
Speaker 1:For fuck's sakes, mufasa's powers come from that show. I am, mufasa's powers come from that show. Aye, mufasa, sort of. I mean, let's see what was the name of the pride Something. Makalia, makalia, oh, what they were calling it. Yeah, that felt like a weird insert. Weird insert. No, they used freaking real African. No, well, it's like every other movie before was just the Pride Lands. Why couldn't you just use that? Well, pride Lands had to have an origin somehow. Yeah, but why weren't you just calling it? They didn't exist, it was a myth until Mufasa came along. Yeah, the Pride lines sound like a made-up thing. That doesn't sound fictional. Well, they are. I just don't understand why they made it. Every lion has their own pride until that movie. Now, everyone's a big old family, and there were several prides that became one family.
Speaker 1:What pissed me off more, though, is I didn't recognize Krios. How do you say his name? You didn't recognize him, krios, his voice. When he first started talking, I heard Antonio Banderas. Whoa, I was pissed off at myself for that. He's already got an animated voice. We're going to bring him in. Yeah, yeah, antonio Banderas Voicing one cat and becoming another.
Speaker 1:He's a DreamWorks guy. He can't work for Disney. They are kind of at a war. It took me like a. I want DreamWorks to start making 2000s animated movies again, though, when they were on their own. It took me like Surprisingly, it took me a good five or six seconds to fucking like female. Oh, that's Sarabi, okay. Okay, that's Mufasa's wife. Like surprisingly, it took me a good five or six seconds to fucking like female. Oh, that's Sarabi, okay. Okay, that's Mufasa's wife. It took me a weird couple seconds to pinpoint who that. Oh, it's Sarabi, okay, shit, I had to look him up because of that. I was getting pissed at myself. This is not Antonio. Why am I hearing Antonio Antonio Banderas?
Speaker 1:I did like his villain song, though, bye bye, especially the way he just kept saying bye, bye, bye, bye. That was a good song. That's something I could see you playing Just randomly. His villain song, bye, bye, and then his reference to the circle of life. It's just a fancy way of saying there's predator and prey, right. That was kind of cool. And then his reference to the circle of life is just a fancy way of saying there's predator and prey, right. That's kind of cool. Yeah, I didn't know anybody in this movie. You didn't know anybody in this one, outside of the big ones.
Speaker 1:Did they keep Zazu's voice actor? Wait, are you talking about for the anime, or no? No, no, this was a different voice for Zazu. John Oliver voiced it in the original, the original live action. Yeah, okay, that did change. That was throwing me off. That did change. That wasn't Zazu's original voice. Yeah, not original original.
Speaker 1:Did he not want to come back or something? Well, since everybody was younger, they went with a younger cast Like Aaron Pierre who voiced. They wanted him to try to mimic a younger James Earl Jones. That Pierre voice. They wanted him to try to mimic a younger James Earl Jones. That's what they wanted him to do. He did pretty well. They wanted him to try to younger James Earl Jones and we'll be seeing him again soon because he's the new John Stewart Green Lantern. I can get behind that.
Speaker 1:What did you think of? I'm sorry, taka, I will never use his name again Scar. What was the voice for Taka? Huh, because they just left it as Scar. So Kelvin Harrison Jr. Yeah, that's an amazing, freaking credit there. Huh, we're no longer to call you Taka. Either You're just Scar. Which one was Obasi Taka? Either You're just Scar. Which one was Obasi? Was that Taka's father? That was Taka's father. That was Scar's father, taka Scar. Jesus Christ, that was Lenny James from we Know Walking Dead.
Speaker 1:Yes, morgan, you know who I loved more? Mufasa's father, masingo by Keith David. Uh-huh, I called that out right away. I was like hey, dean, here's your grandpappy. Rafiki's John Connie, who we know as T'Challa's father. It fits, uh-huh, it really fits. I just love that he uses his accent for that. I don't even know if that's his real voice, how he speaks. It might be Like does he literally?
Speaker 1:Come from Africa and that's his dialect? Born in New Brighton, south Africa, okay, oh, when they uh, when they uh, like I said, when they got there at the end, when they got to Malene and uh, is that what it was called Malene Basically? Yeah, and Mufasa, it's gotta mean something. Mufasa, see, I'm like oh, found mom, there's mom, me, me, where's dad? Where's dad? Where's dad? Where's dad?
Speaker 1:Ow, that tore at you more than anything else in you now. No, god damn it. Malayle, the origin, ma Hmm, somebody talk? I can't-. No, I was looking up what the hell Melele means, because I know Matt had one gripe. We gotta use only phones for emergencies. We get too many times we're all on the bitch.
Speaker 1:My one gripe is this literally Follows the plot of the original movie. Actually the, the live action one. Get away from me. Each song took place at the exact same point as the major song from the previous movie. You had your. I Can't Wait to be King. I've Always Wanted a Brother. That's not a great though. I said it was my problem with the movie. I said it's a problem with the. I said this was a problem with the movie. I said it's a problem with films.
Speaker 1:Now, you didn't do anything different, you just copied and pasted and changed scenery. All you did was change the scenery, just copied and pasted the movie. Yeah, that is what gripe. I didn't like gathering Timon and Pumbaa. You got Rafiki Sazu and what gripe that people have had. That I didn't actually like because I was like, oh, I get why they did it. That's probably why they did it, but I liked it.
Speaker 1:People were kind of mad. This movie could have been way shorter. We didn't need all the cutbacks to Momon, pumba, rafiki and Kiara. I was like I'm not checking back in. Why are people bitching? That's the Lion King One and a Half reference. Yeah, so you had, but they did do that to fill the movie out. They did do it to fill the movie out.
Speaker 1:Their Hakuna Matata song was basically them in the ravine as they were chatting and walking down the ravine. Yep, you had Simba's, simba's love song with Nala. What was the best song? It's a Robbie and Mufasa. Do you see me? And you had your villain speech. Bye-bye, not that one. Damn, you betrayed me. No, that was a continuation.
Speaker 1:Technically I was saying Mads' one where he was attacking Pride. Pack of Pride. Oh, I still, honestly, my favorite song out of the movie bye bye. I like the way he said it. I like the fact it was White Lions. I'm like the poeticness though, because the last movie I saw Mads Mikkelsen in was Indiana Jones, where he played a Nazi, and then they compared the original Lion King to the Nazis. That was the funny part. And then they compared the original Slime King to the Nazis. That was the funny part. That was the last movie I saw.
Speaker 1:You know, one of my favorite moments was White Lions. What'd you say? You're horrible. You didn't need to connect those, am I? It's a movie. I mean, it is Disney. They do it all the time and now they're just getting more secretive of it.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, we got too good at pointing out sex in the Voss. One of my favorite things when Voss was like Paka, be with me, and I can make it worse. By the way, you gotta follow me. You have to learn from what I do, how to be a king. Nap, you mean nap. Yeah, true, lion, I know, and we wake up and we gotta do shit.
Speaker 1:Still smells like a duck. I was laughing on the inside when that scene happened. I was looking over at you. I was like Dean, there's your lions, they command the respect. Don't get me started. It's not going to hurt. He relates to it. He can't talk to a female. You smell like a duck. I just had to bring back his favorite line. I already said it. You guys were talking over it. He smells like a duck, huh, huh.
Speaker 1:I love how Rafiki and Mufasa are just sitting in the background. Did he just say that? Yeah, oh, the weird thing is, though, he gave him good advice and he just fucked it up. Does the movie really make you feel all that bad for Scar or Taka? It's like not necessarily. He got kind of screwed, but he was kind of a coward and jealous the most of the movie, so it's like why did he take his father's saying so to heart? Deceit is a tool of a king. I mean, he wasn't wrong. That's how you control things. Oh, I love being obnoxious.
Speaker 1:When Kuros is about to claw fucking Mufasa, I'm like he's going to get a scar here. He's going to get a heart and come in and say there it is, there's the scar. I love when they have the force set in or something. Where are's going to get a scar here. He's going to get a heart and coming, it's there, it is. There's the scar I love when they then the four set in or something. Where are we going to give scar a scar? I almost thought they were going to give it to him on the hunt, but I'm glad they didn't.
Speaker 1:They obeyed almost every trope that they, that most things do, where the the, the right, rightful prince, is a coward and doesn't necessarily have the traits to be a king. Why in the hell you saying rightful prince made me think of Prince of Egypt. I just, and the one that doesn't feel like he deserves it is the one that gets it in the end. They follow that trope Again. Prince of Egypt, moses, what the hell I hate my brain, it is in Africa. Oh I, what the hell I hate my brain, it is in Africa. That cannot be the only reason. That cannot be the only reason why it's not like the Nile flooded. Oh shit, yes, it flooded.
Speaker 1:Then it happened in the movie. Then it was blood, then there was boils, then there was locusts. We had bees instead of locusts. Oh, shut up, dean, we had bees instead of locusts. We're crickets in a movie. There were, there were. Did you wash your hooves. I'm just going to walk on them anyway.
Speaker 1:That's when you sleep in your bed and you don't want to make it reference. I'm just going to make it very messed up again at night. That's a fact. I don't argue with any grown up to the further I'm talking like I'm not a grown up. Why do you think that makes you look lazy? That's the ball.
Speaker 1:There's a reason I don't use that top sheet. It's just the sheet for the bed. That's it and it covers. You. Do that shit too. Yeah, when you make your bed proper, you got the cover of your bed. You got a sheet and a blanket. That sheet goes away. I get that sheet the fuck away. She's gonna fall off the bed anyway.
Speaker 1:Nowadays my dad will come in. He's like Dean, why is your sheet tucked in? And you're supposed to tuck yourself in underneath that sheet? You got the time to fucking tuck myself in. My mom and dad ain't here. No wonder you're so miserable.
Speaker 1:Me, dad tuck me. I cocooned myself in the blanket. I'm still waiting for you to become a beautiful butterfly. That'll never happen. The most you'll get is a different haircut, cocoon. I know. I'm just happy I'm not such a random side job. I'm happy I'm not the only one that does that.
Speaker 1:She ends up in a ball in the corner of the bed because I don't want it Get away from me. Well, it's not even intentional. I'll use it at first. Right, you've had enough plushies to keep you warm. That's true, you're at his head this time. Yeah, they're, I gotta make room for my aim. It might fall on his head if we make his phone vibrate enough, though.
Speaker 1:The new, just normal bed I got has got like a couple indents in it, like shelves built into the headboard, and my phone sits on that. It's wood. So at night my phone's on vibrate. So I woke up this morning to grrr, grrr. It's the most obnoxious. I'm like what the fuck is? Oh, it's my phone. I like how he just lets you describe your entire setting where you sleep to the world. Damn it, they're gonna find me. They're still gonna find the house first. Well, no, they just gotta look for two St Bernards. Now you gotta rotate your room again. Great, and now they know where your head is. Oh, fuck, both of them. Well, we know how to assassinate Dean.
Speaker 1:Offer him ass, and I've already said I'm not hard to kidnap. You know, I shouldn't have said that out loud. But I'm not Food Women. Hey, come in our. I'm not getting that van. I'm not getting that van. I'm not getting that van Hell. No, we got chicken nuggets and big booty bitches. Oh shit, I'm in, but then I'd annoy them too much. I'd be in the back. So what you guys think of that new MCU movie? For like an hour and they kick me out because I'm too annoying. That's still one of my favorite Christmas stories. Little got kidnapped. The kidnappers got rid of him Because all he did was sing gospel Christmas songs the entire time. They had him Get out. I would have done the same thing again. I've worked too much retail to not like Mariah Carey. I could go up to the window. I just appreciate the memes.
Speaker 1:So where are you guys taking me? We're taking it to our dungeon. What kind of dungeon? It's a nasty dungeon. Okay, it's not called the Pride Lands. Oh, actually, no, no, I don't want it to be the Pride Lands.
Speaker 1:Then I'm going to get stuff I don't want. Wait, no, I don't. What do you do? Like that? Pride doesn't involve. He takes pride in everything he does. Yeah, but he flips it because we know pride also means pride in your gay in your sexuality so he can double whammy there he can. He can double whammy me there. I take pride in that. I take pride in what? Pride in sexuality, pride in your sexuality.
Speaker 1:You said it out loud. I mean, we're talking about Mufasa. Where the fuck is this gone? But that's why our listeners love us. I hope I don't know you're talking to that one person that downloaded us in Colombia. That was the last episode. It's been a year. What if it's that was just the last episode? It's been a year. What if it's that was just our last episode? Oh, okay, over the years. So how am I supposed to know that one person In Columbia could be El Chapo? So we've got to be careful. So drugs, what the fuck? If we start thinking getting El Chapo's love, he might be a nerd when he's not killing people for drug money. Maybe you never know, maybe he has pops Shit. That's why he pays attention to us.
Speaker 1:These motherfuckers have the pop that I want. They're coming after you. I will kill them. They're just coming after you. You, I will kill them. They're just coming after you. You're the one with the actual collection. My dad, I mean. There's a bunch of cartel guys out front. What? Tell them? I'm not here. They're offering you this big booty bitch for that one pop you own. What pop they want? One of your Spider-Mans, no deal. Wow, I'm talking shit. I don't know. It'd have to be somebody with the most incredibly shaped peach-type ass I've ever seen. I don't know. They get one of my Spider-Man. Why'd you say the word peach? Peach, that's the emoji for ass. Peach, that's what you think.
Speaker 1:Trying to bring up Instagram people I follow. Thanks for calling yourself out. I did. I was going to make a Super Mario joke. Okay, back to Well.
Speaker 1:The problem is I don't know what else. I mean I, it's hard because I didn't have Well, one of us fell down the icy mountain. Oh, yeah, I had the oh God, icy mountain. You know, when I first watched the trailer, I didn't understand where the hell that icy mountain is. I did too. I'm like. I looked it up. There is mountain ranges in Africa that do have snow. So I'm like, okay, I won't gripe you at you there. I had to look it up like the fuck. And then, watching the movie, I was like, oh okay, well, now this makes sense.
Speaker 1:These motherfuckers tracked in Nepal and shit Like what the fuck? I don't know enough migratory patterns, migratory patterns or even habitats. Are they only supposed to live in the fucking searing heat of the savannah, or can they actually fucking live in the mountains, at least the Pride Land mountains? Right, you tell me You're from the Pride Lands. I'm from the oh God, the Pride Lands. Are we doing some research? Well, I just. I'm curious, though, I think, are you doing memes? You're always doing memes. Africa, parts of Asia and parts of Europe are going to be lions Because we're not getting any. Mainly Africa what. We're not getting any in Greece anymore, mainly Africa what. We're not getting any in Greece anymore. Killed, all of them, yeah, killed Dead, oy, oy, oy.
Speaker 1:So Mufu, it's Disney, just kind of cash-grabbing us. Why are you treating that like it is a trash can? That's something the middle was. He can't have anything. This is the. I do like the fact that you're fucking looking at your dad, more so than you are. That's Bose. That's young. You're looking at your grandpa. Yeah, I'm looking at my grandpa. You know, I couldn't really figure that out. I believe that's Mufasa. That's just young Mufasa. That's Mufasa when he's a grown-up. Oh, okay, then I did have it right. Yeah, he did have it right.
Speaker 1:We were talking about the popcorn Popcorn tin that I for some reason felt I needed to buy for Dean and it looks like a trash, can You're? It didn't help that they put my popcorn in a plastic bag into the tin so the tin wouldn't get dirty and shit. I said okay to it, though I mean, hey, I mean, all in all it's a good movie. It's not really nothing that mind-blowingly original, but it's still a good movie. It gets you in the that mind-blowingly original, but it's still a good movie, gets you in the feels. I enjoy this one more than the original live action.
Speaker 1:This is from someone who does not like the live action. You said you hadn't watched it. I've watched bits and pieces. It's nothing. Now you're a liar. Bits and pieces. It's hard not to see things on TikTok or YouTube or internet in general. They learned Zazu likes flamingos and that's something he's never said out loud. That's probably my favorite live action because Disney's been very hit or miss with their live actions. Hit or miss no one between. I have high hopes for Lilo and Stitch. I have high hopes for Lilo and Stitch. I have less hopes for Moana and DreamWorks has how to Train your Dragon right. Yeah, okay, so different company. I just I don't know. I didn't like Little Mermaid, I did not like that movie. Disney still owns DreamWorks though, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. It was Pixar. It was Pixar that Disney was owning.
Speaker 1:The Lion King live action was fine, but it was really mixed received. Well, that's because nothing can really. I see what Disney did. Let's make a prequel to Lion King and make a lot more money. Let's make a movie about Mufasa, and that's cash grab a little bit. That's what it was A little cash grab. Rest in peace, james Pearl Jones. Yeah, they did. That beginning intro needs to be played in there. I was still talking. I think the dragon is not Disney, it is DreamWorks. That's what I thought. Yeah, yeah, that live action looks. That's our first live action movie as far as I know. Oh, yeah, like I said, the sad thing is, I mean, when we're talking about FOSS, we're basically talking about the Lion King. So that's one of the.
Speaker 1:Are you hoping for the Lion King 2? I'd watch it, especially if they keep their. He's talking about the Lion King. Are you hoping for the Lion King 2? I'd watch it, especially if they keep their. Kiara, kiara and Kion yeah, no, not Kion. What the fuck was Skarsund's name Koba? I think it was. Koba Koba, koba, koba. Is it Koba Koba? I got it. It's been a while. I, I got it. It's been a while, I'm already on it, them two coming together Reuniting the pride 1998. Oh boy, I feel like shit for saying it's been that long.
Speaker 1:Twice People forget the Lion King. What Kovu Kovu. So we were on by a letter. We got the first letter right. Everything else we were off. We said Kovu Kovu, kovu Kovu. And Kiara, well the funniest, sitting in a tree. I almost wanted to finish the song. Yep, I was just. That's the way it works. People forget.
Speaker 1:The Lion King 2 is actually not that bad of a movie. It's just that Disney makes such great classic first movies, especially when they're animated. Then they make a sequel that is just not nearly as good that everyone forgets existed. I can name a bunch of the Return of Jafar, lion King 2. I liked it, but again I get it. Don't hold a candle to the original. Hold on, there's another Little Mermaid 2. Really, stop man. No, I don't even remember her daughter's name.
Speaker 1:I got into this discussion at work. Disney has a very low success rate with every sequel it's ever made. Don't get me started on that Atlantis 2 bullshit that needs to go in the garbage. That wasn't really a sequel Right in the garbage. It was like Return of Jafar was one of their better ones, was it? Yeah, in terms of the follow-up, in terms of the follow-up, it was one of their better sequels. It did give Iago more depth, yeah, but it's like the Rescuers is like their best franchise. When it comes to sequel follow-up, they got three of them, didn't they? Yeah, but it's like that was their it even, funny enough, it even spawned a fucking other animated movie, the Mouse Detective, didn't it the Great Mouse Detective? Because of how successful that one was, they were like alright, let's make another Mouse movie, great Mouse Detective, base it off of Sherlock Holmes, but make it all mice and a rat.
Speaker 1:Mulan 2. Jungle Book 2. Oh, mulan 2. Punchback of Notre Dame 2. They all have sequels. I can't believe that one exists.
Speaker 1:Cinderella 2. No worst one. Pocahontas 2. Pocahontas 2. No, seriously, she goes to England. Ah damn, my title didn't work. Pocahontas 2. Oh no, here comes more white men. Aladdin 3. Aladdin 2 was good. No, that's literally kind of the plot of the movie. Oh God it's 2. Oh no, here comes more white men. She's there trying to convince people that there is no gold. There's no gold over there. We have grain Lady and the Tramp 2. Lilo and Stitch 2 wasn't even great.
Speaker 1:No sequel they've made has not even hold down the candle to the original Bambi 2. How do you do a Bambi 2? That was a prequel-ish A Bambi 2. But they put 2 on there Beauty and the Beast 2. That's a thing. Yes, let's make a sequel.
Speaker 1:I never heard of that one. That one's way off my radar. Wrong stew groove, hey cough, that one actually works, oh god, there's three Cinderella's, by the way. Return to Neverland. Oh my god. That wasn't as bad as the Extremely Goofy Movie wasn't too bad. That's my shit. That's my shit. The Goofy Movie is my shit man. The Goofy Movie extremely Goofy Movie. Both of them. I love both the movies. Those are childhood movies. That's probably in their top five of sequels. That goddamn song in the first one that's considered one of them.
Speaker 1:Screen Rant ranked them. Screen Rant ranked the sequels. Rant ranked the sequels. They ranked the sequels. Number 23, ron 2. Number 22, the Jungle Book 2. Oh Lord, that one's horrible. It's 22 out of 23. 21,. Hunchback of Notre Dame 2. I can't even remember what that one's about. I don't think I ever saw it. I think that was Esmerelda getting married. Yeah, this one hurts you. The Kronk's New Groove is 20. Fuck off, yeah, you can't hate on Kronk like that. Return of Jafar 19. It wasn't horrible, but it just. They put Pogonus 2 in front of it though. Oh shit, here comes the white man. It's Screen Rant. Lilo and Stitch 2. Lilo and Stitch has a glitch. Alright, fuck, screen Rant. Dreamly Goofy Movie 16.
Speaker 1:We're done with it. We don't have to say anymore Brother Bear, what Brother Bear? 15. Brother Bear 2. No, no, no, that was actually an okay sequel.
Speaker 1:Lady and the Tramp 2. Oh God, cinderella 2. Lion King 2 is up there. Yeah, well, I haven't said it yet. 101 Dalmatians 2. He hasn't even gotten into the top 10 yet. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:11, aladdin King of. Wow, they put Aladdin King of Thieves above Return of Jafar. It is better. Sort of. The story is supposed to be better because we actually meet his father.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, little Mermaid 2 is top 10. Leroy and Stitch that was better than 2. Stitch has a Glitch was just stupid. It was like a mini movie. Here's number 9 Little Mermaid 2. It made tops, top 10, look at that. Cinderella 3, a Twist in Time that one wasn't bad in terms of the that's when they tried to freaking. Yeah, when they swapped the sisters. Yeah, that one was fine. Peter Pan, return to Neverland Lion King 2 is fucking one of the best ones, but I can't hate on it.
Speaker 1:Rescuers Down Under is 6. It's top 5. Lion King 2 is top 5. Okay, I'm out. What made number 5? What made number 5? Moana 2. It's not bad. It's not out there already Because it was just made.
Speaker 1:Apparently they probably made a list To commemorate the release. What's number four then? Frozen 2 my Well Batting low. We already said that. Three Flanking 2, three, okay, I'm not mad at 2. 2 is Ralph Breaks the Internet. I'm not mad at it. I like Lion King 2 better, but I won't pitch too much. So what's number 1? I don't think I'm mad. What's number 1? Fantasia 2000. I'm not mad. I'm not mad at's like they copped out. I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1:That is a cop out, because it isn't really a sequel they just made, took the old movie and made it for a newer audience. Uh huh, literally. I believe it came out in the year 2000, didn't it? That's why they called it that. I was like here. Let's give you a new. Literally, I believe it came out in the year 2000, didn't it? That's why they called it that. I was like here. Let's give you a new municipal Disney movie. It's kind of like a Disney opera in a way or some shit. Okay, I'm right, that's where you get the first big bad, the fucking, you know, smoky demon. Yeah, I remember it, because it was a big ass, fucking whale on the poster. Yeah, so two of their most recent Disney movies were in their top five. I don't like that. That also supplants the theory that they have a very low success rate.
Speaker 1:Frozen 2 for me is Jay hates that motherfucker. I don't hate it. You don't like Frozen, though, in general, but I agree with you. I don't like Frozen that much. No, first Frozen Jay. Just let it go. Throw that trash can at him. He deserves the fucking trash can at him. He deserves the fucking trash can. In this case, the quote never bothered me. Anyway, my nipples are fine. We're in Wisconsin. We live frozen. We are living frozen right now, except no one's building snowmen named Olaf. I shouldn't say that. They probably are. I'm sure there are. Let's just have a fucking tea.
Speaker 1:You didn't make a hole in one on that one. That was a triple, though that was a good triple. Give you that one. You was a triple, though that was a good triple. Give you that one. You did make the triple. You didn't get a home run. You didn't get a hole-in-one. I might have to steal home later. Let it go. I wouldn't fucking put it past you. You'll connect it somehow. I wouldn't bother you. Anyway, you might not even be on this episode.
Speaker 1:Oh God, you know what they need to do for Frozen 3, then have Tarzan make an appearance. They keep making banks, so they're going to keep making them. Yes, they will. Just don't make Elsa fucking gay. I'll be fine with anything you put out, just don't make her gay. They're going to it's Disney.
Speaker 1:She doesn't need it.
Speaker 1:They made.
Speaker 1:She doesn't need it.
Speaker 1:Oh god, she doesn't need a love interest. Technically she doesn't. What's wrong with having strong, independent women just being themselves? But that's going to be the next step. She's getting a love interest. She needs a man. It's not Mulan. Make a man out of you. That's where you take it.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm keeping the Disney train rolling. Man, oh my, I love when we just Bye-bye. I love. Be prepared, walker.
Speaker 1:I've always wanted a brother there. I figured I'll name a song for you. I've always wanted a brother there. I figured I'll name a song for you. I've always wanted a brother. No, that's not your song. No, it's not. Yeah, that is my song. You have a brother.
Speaker 1:It's one of the most catchy Disney songs ever. You just gotta put a ring on it, I'm sorry. Oh my god, I'm fucking. Oh my god, I'm fucking believable. Oh wow, it took me a second to put it on. I will never.
Speaker 1:The circle of life. That is not the circle of life. I will never. I will never. Now you're talking about what I think you're talking about. God, she doesn't listen to the podcast. She's already got a fucking pride. She's got to get free of him. Yeah, one of them's a little lion that you think is mine. You think they're all mine. Hey, my fault. They all act like you. Son of a bitch Just came on a different skin color.
Speaker 1:No, literally, it started dark and went lighter as it went. So, by that trend I should be next. This is our goal, steve. He's got to hop on a pink one and she has been on character. Nice episode. It better be named Amy. Don't tap me.
Speaker 1:I'm the daughter he's always wanted. Oh god, how Lion King, would that be again? She's been uncharacteristic. You know what that means, though. Your dad has to die, you become king and you have a daughter. Oh shit, she has been uncharacteristically nice to me lately. So I mean it's getting weird.
Speaker 1:Hi Dean, whenever I come in, why are you nice to me? This is weird. How about your sister? She's always nice to me. Now. Normally she's mean to me. I finished my list. Erica's nice to me now. Normally she's mean to me. I finished my list. Erica's nice to me. Yeah, what the fuck? We got a double feature in your sister's nice to me. You say it a third time. We are doomed. We're already doomed. I swear I have a spot Literally reserved for me in hell. No, but I will get up to heaven. That's not why I was there. Your other father, oh God, he's going to want me back, son of a bitch. But I'm going to try to get up there. But then I'm going to look at my group chats and my search history and I'm fucked.
Speaker 1:Don't forget your amino and my amino, your amino's, the worst of all. Yeah, it is, yeah, it is. That's my yeah, or my Discord. How many videos of this fucking thing can you take? I take pride in it. You're going to hell.
Speaker 1:Oh, where's JC? Get him out of here. Let me talk to him. How the hell is it? At different angles each time too? What Do you have? Color backgrounds, jesus Christ? Sorry, jc, it wasn't a. We don't mean to call you out, it's cool up here. It's this guy. Then I get struck down. He literally dressed it up as a python for one photo. For fuck's sake, the amino is the worst, though Matt knew the amino was the worst. That's where the grimy shit happens. It's amino, that's it. Everyone. Fair warning, if you go on amino boy, oh, that's just grime.
Speaker 1:You know who's going to join now. His next Amino chat's going to be in the Mufasa. Oh yeah, I'm going to be looking for Spicy Roleplay and a Lion King Amino. Why I just put myself out there and not give a fuck, and I don't care. It makes for good material. Of course, he's not going to be hard for you to find in that chat. So that's just the word. They're probably just wondering what I mean. We kind of Circle of life we're going to get. Now we're going to go right back to Mufasa, like the circle of life.
Speaker 1:We never left Mufasa technically. Oh, we never did, because we're just Technically never did. But no worries, fuck, I still don't. For the rest, it's a problem for you. Wait what? For the rest, it's a problem for you. Oh, hakuna Mufasa, oh God, hakuna Mufasa. I do kind of like how they tried to change it up just a little. Hey, it's just like us. I appreciated the play reference. That was fucking, I'm just a sock puppet. You want to play without me? I'm just a sock puppet, oh my god.
Speaker 1:Well, personally, I think if you're a fan of Lion King, you'll probably like this movie, even though it's almost. Even. If you're not a fan, even though it's almost the same thing, yeah, take the kids to go see it. I'll tell you I mean it when I say I had no issues with this, watching this one. When you are not a fan of a live-action Disney shit. But neither am I, so I'm not a big fan.
Speaker 1:They're hit or miss. Over to the last ones. Matt said the last ones were pretty good, so I don't remember. I said the last movies were good. The last live-action was. I've only got I don't know how many live-actions they've actually made.
Speaker 1:Lion King was mixed. I thought Little Mermaid sucked. Little Mermaid was Hulan. I did not like Hulan either. And now we have Snow White on the way. Great, and that one.
Speaker 1:What the fuck did they do with Prince Charming? That's a man. No man. No man, no man. What the hell? She got seven men, no man. Well, think you almost got me going fucked. Seven men. Well they, you almost got me going fucksack Seven men. They count those. What Decoms? So you got the zombie movies on there. I'm going in backwards order. So Little Mermaid was their most recent one. Uh-huh, bad Peter Pan and Wendy. Uh-huh, oh yeah, that was the one that only got released on Disney Plus. It was with Asian kid as Peter Pan. Oh, I don't even remember that at all.
Speaker 1:Which Pinocchio was this? This was the. You know the heavy Pinocchio here. Yeah, we got like five Pinocchio. This was the. This was the.
Speaker 1:Even one by Guillermo del Toro. How do you say his name? I fucked that up totally, didn't I? Well, here's one. We know Dean loved Cruella.
Speaker 1:Emma Stone, that was good. I liked that one. That is not Emma Stone bias. I enjoyed that movie. Okay, when they do villain origin stories, they can do it like that Mulan. Yeah, lady and the Tramp Lady and the Tramp's aight Like Maleficent. Okay, yeah, you're alright. You didn't need to. You didn't fucking need to make Maleficent Cash grab Lion King Okay, aladdin. Aladdin was solid. Aladdin was solid. Aladdin was solid, aladdin was solid.
Speaker 1:They forced a couple things. You know what everyone's biggest gripe was? Will Smith, robin Williams is dead. People, he can't do it.
Speaker 1:The problem was is that, no matter who you were going to pick, they wouldn't pick Robin, because otherwise that movie actually did what it set out to do, right. It told a live-action version of it, because otherwise that movie actually did what it set out to do, right. Yeah, it told a live-action version. Dumbo Dumbo wasn't bad.
Speaker 1:No, some people hated that fucking movie. It came out the wrong year. People hated that fucking movie. It came out at the wrong time. Yeah, because it was actually a good movie. Oh, yeah, march 2019? Wasn't that COVID time? No, that was March of 2020. It came out the year before.
Speaker 1:Nobody was high into movies. Yeah, beauty and the Beast was fine. Streaming started to take off right around then. Yeah, it counts the Alice movies, alice in Wonderland I like them. If you're looking glass, I actually enjoyed it. I almost thought they were going to give us a third one Johnny Depp is mad.
Speaker 1:Jungle Book Cinderella Wait, which Jungle Book? That's the key point there. I think this was oh no, I remember now. Yep, I forgot, they made that one. Cinderella, maleficent, sorcerer's Stone, that one did as well for me as the Lion King live action. Which one Jungle Book. The thing that irks me is that the first three that are counted are 101 and 102 Dalmatians, and those were made in 1990. It's on my list, I know.
Speaker 1:And the Jungle Book with Adult Mowgli, bare Necessities. That was a fun movie when you were a kid. Yes, why am I singing Bare Necessities? Because the Disney songs are fucking catchy. Bare Necessities. Jason Scott Lee as Mowgli, okay, oh my. Jason Scott Lee as Mowgli, oh my, why does that name sound awfully familiar? Jason Lee Scott, it just is Upcoming.
Speaker 1:Snow White, lilo and Stitch Moana still working on Hercules, robin Hood Dude, they better fucking do it before Danny DeVito croaks. I swear to God, bambi, what the fuck are they going to do? You guys, you just did Lion King. It's not going to be hard to do Bambi. Be up in northern Wisconsin, you can film that shit. You made Bambi. We got of Bambis Dead. Yes, bambi, they do it in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1:Do you want to know how his mom's going to die? It's not going to be out of shotgun, it's going to be in the front of a fucking car. That movie's not going to do. Well, they better work on that for a while. Tangled and the one I'm thinking of, the Aristocats they're going to have to work on that. One Live action Aristocats oh, not.
Speaker 1:Since Cats, people got to die since Cats. Boy, you want to talk about the cringiest movie ever made Cats? To be fair, you did make Lady and the Tramp. They literally had a starfish butthole in those movies. Oh fuck, isn't that one of the biggest gripes in a movie where he's just standing over and his ass is hanging out? I wanted to comment One of my favorite.
Speaker 1:Matt's gonna be like oh Jesus Christ. One of my favorite things about a live-action Jungle Book was Scarlett Johansson voicing the snake. That was awesome. I can. I can point out her voice In most places In Scarlet Doohans. King Louie's song in the original Jungle Book Is one of my favorites, along with John Goodman's Bare Necessities.
Speaker 1:I can't man. I'm just worried they didn't bring him back to Doobloo. I don't know what he was doing at that time. I guess you could add that's another person who does a really good job him back to do. I don't know what he was doing at that time. That's another person who does a really good job at voice acting is John Goodman.
Speaker 1:It's not like you got anybody younger to do him, because, wasn't it? God damn it? I don't know, I don't have names like that off the top of my head. I know who it is, I just can't remember. John Goodman will always be Walter from the Big Lebowski to me, not during the Shabbos. You get that tomorrow. I won't bother you tomorrow. It's fine. I'm just making sure it's who I think it is. You're just going to have to walk there because you can't drive.
Speaker 1:Remember? Oh, what Baloo in the live action movie? Yeah, was Bill Murray? Yep, bill Murray. No, I don't hate on Bill like that. Yeah, it didn't fit for me. No, you know what does fit for me, though, and he fucking hates it. I love him as Garfield. He hates that role, but I love it. Bill Murray hates Garfield. Yeah, he hates his role. Garfield, he hates that role, but I love it. Bill Murray hates Garfield. Yeah, he hates his role in Garfield. He does not like it. He will not come back and do it again. That's why they have Chris Pratt.
Speaker 1:Didn't he fucking joke about it in Ghostbusters? Oh, he did in Zombieland. Which one Zombieland, zombieland? Which one Zombieland Zombieland? Yeah, I love how Matt's. When I was a little disappointed with Ghostbusters, frozen Empire I'm like Matt.
Speaker 1:I came to see Bill Murray and I'm not seeing him that much. You're like Dean. They paid him to come do Bill Murray things for a little bit. Then he left it.
Speaker 1:Yourself who was the voice of Shere Khan? And then he goes, gets eaten by a lion. That is not how that played out. I know I combined two movies, but either way, I swear to God that was a great fucking movie, though I swear he'll play Knuckles forever just because he loves playing Knuckles. That's another one Dean dragged me to.
Speaker 1:Purely because it was lions what? But I did not regret it. What Beast? Yeah, me Too. Purely because it was lions, but I did not regret it. Beast. Love that movie. Are you a snake now? Are you trying to charm somebody? I just do that. Whenever I say yes, I gotta put a sun in.
Speaker 1:It is Bagheera, right, I mean? I don't know, I mean shit. Yeah, mufasa. Really good movie. I enjoyed it. I don't know. I mean shit, yeah, mufasa, really good movie. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1:I don't know if we should. I mean, we didn't really have many gripes. That's the problem. We didn't have pauses. We said it looked good, the story was fine.
Speaker 1:I got a favorite song out of it. Yeah, my favorite was the love song knowing me. No, bye, bye for me, that's the way he said it. He changed it up every time he said bye, bye, bye, bye, very. Yeah, bye-bye for me. He changed it up every time he said bye-bye, bye-bye, very. Yeah, surprisingly good. He really killed that role for me, literally, figuratively and literally. It's what Mad Muskelson does best. It's kind of sad. He went out by meteorite.
Speaker 1:Jay confused me. First. He said Mads Miks, that's your Bond villain. No, you're mixing him up with Javier Berdum. He was Le Chiffre in Casino Royale. I fucked it up Arguably. I like those two better than I like Christopher Waltz's villain.
Speaker 1:Low-key, yes, because random Bond tangent. But Spectre lacked for me. I didn't like Spectre that much. Spectre. Wait what came out before. What was the order? Xeno Royale Quantum Was fine. Quantum as the worst Was kind of boring to me. I didn't like it at all really.
Speaker 1:Then you have Skyfall, which is the cult, and then so rank the five in order, go right ahead, what? So rank the five in order, go right ahead, what? The Bond, the Craig's Bond? Yeah, bond villains, bond villains. Rank the villains of the five that Raul Silva from Skyfall, that's then. There's a gap for me. So one is Silva, god, you can say the actor. You don't have to say the actors they played, because that's hard to remember. Maybe Mads? Probably Mads would be second, mads would probably be second. So then you got Christopher Waltz and Rami Malek. I might have liked Rami Malek more than Waltz.
Speaker 1:I didn't like that movie that much I like. You know you liked Rami Malek because you didn't mind him getting a fucking villain speech. Yeah, I didn't mind it. Probably Rami Malek. He's a good actor. Probably Rami. If you want to see how good of an actor Rami Malek is, watch how he played Freddie Mercury. That shit was great.
Speaker 1:You know how, normally when you're watching movies and these villains get their speeches and you kind of like zone out because you're like this makes it's boring, why are they doing this? I was going to say, if you want to be the rank of movies, that's why Thanos was so good he's saying some legit shit here. Rank in the movies Skyfall of Craig. All throughout his villain speech you actually gave a fuck. It's true. It's the same thing with Rickleson's fucking lion characters. When he was giving his speeches you actually cared, like his whole. Like I brought it up before, the Pride Lands, the Circle of Life is just a fancy way of saying there's predator and there's prey. I love that In a way. It's true. My brain just ranked all the Bonnevries, the Craig Bonnevries. I'm curious who would agree. Skyfall is my favorite by far. What is the name of the last one? Craig did no Time to Die.
Speaker 1:No Time to Die. No Time to Die at 2. Casino Royale, 3. Spectre, then Optimus Aus I did not like. The movie was fine but it didn't have the Casino Royale. And no Time to Die is close. But there's some first appearance of David Harbour. I ever saw Ponto Masales. He's the government agent that's working with Felix, first time I ever saw him in a movie.
Speaker 1:No Time to Die gets the nod over Casino Royale just because there was something powerful about killing Bond. There was something powerful about that. He left behind an heir this time, well, the only canon one. Did they ever cast new Bond, or is it still being baited? There's not a movie in development yet. They're giving it time.
Speaker 1:Some people want Aaron Taylor Johnson. I'm not against it, but some people are pushing back now. They don't want him. My mom thinks he's ugly. Your mom thinks he's ugly. That's a shocker. People love you. That's it. Now you gotta have her watch.
Speaker 1:Raven Wear most of the movie his shirt's off. She saw him in Bullet Train. He didn't have his shirt off in that one. No, he died. He didn't have, but he died. That's your fault. Who died? Not me this time.
Speaker 1:And I said fuck you, ain't that ironic. I was sleeping, the drink, the wall. You killed her the way I'd want her to. You ran her over In a tangerine truck, yelling the whole time. Love it, that was a great. You killed my friend.
Speaker 1:I need to re-watch that. I'm hitting a new DVD player for Christmas. It's kind of what I'm holding out for. Don't be a diesel. I gotta watch. We took that to heart, man that's out for Don't be a diesel. Hey, we took that to heart, man. That's a great saying Don't be a diesel. I didn't realize how much that saying made sense until I watched fucking Thomas the Train again Don't be a diesel. He really is a dick. I've got too many DVDs that aren't playing on my DVD player so I had to get a new one. I've been trying to re-watch Deeper Water Horizon for a while.
Speaker 1:Deeper Water Horizon, the Mark Wahlberg movie. You know one thing this is the most random thing ever because we kind of got on random movies for a second. That's what we do. I remember going with Matt in he, who Shall Not Be Named one of the funniest movie experiences ever, because I was sitting there like this. We went to see a fucking Harry Potter thing and now you brought it up. So now January maybe, hopefully, but we went to see Underwater with Kirsten Stewart. So fucking random. And I'm sitting there. Matt's like Dean, you'll know, you'll know who they're referencing here and I'm watching this creature. I'm like who you'll know who they're referencing here. I'm watching this creature. I'm like this is Cthulhu. It was funny as a bit Underwater. Yes, it was Cthulhu. I don't know if they out-confirmed it. My director said, no, is that one where it's just like a science base underwater, kinda? Yeah, there's like this unknown fucking sea creature. The wiki describes it as Cthulhu-like creature. It's like.
Speaker 1:And what movie did we see after that, dean, that I loved even more. What the fuck was it? The Gentleman? Oh, yeah, the Gentleman. I didn't like it. I want to watch the show. I didn't like it as much as you, but there was bias. But I did like it because Charlie Hunnam was in it, so there, but there was bias. But I did like it because Charlie Hunnam was in it, so there was bias. That's my green arrow. The show's apparently very good on Netflix. I'll have to check it out. Remember, I have a bias where Charlie Hunnam is green arrow and I'll never get that.
Speaker 1:Isn't that the movie where we get the meme where the dude's sitting at the table with a gun and you have the other guy saying no, no, no, no. That's a Tom Hardy. That's a Tom Hardy, that's a Tom Hardy meme. No, no, no. I'm not sure, but I know that there's a Tom Hardy meme. No, no, no, yeah, that I think that's Legends.
Speaker 1:The most recent one I've seen of that is when you show your pictures of your dog to someone and they say it's not cute. No, no, no, no, no, no, like that's, and they say it's not cute. No, no, no, no, no. That's you, dean. I ain't gonna tell you no, no, no, no, no. Oh yeah, go Shoot him. They said Sadie's not cute, shoot him.
Speaker 1:Why would you ever say a dog's not cute? I think dog pool's cute and that thing's ugly as hell and I think it's cute. So okay, there is. I think it's cute. So okay, there is no dog, it's ugly. That dog has cute things about it.
Speaker 1:Mary Pippins it's tongue. Oh shit, deadpool has returned to the podcast now. Mary Pippins, it's tongue is not one of the cute things. That is a long ass tongue. Yeah, that only a horny woman would like. That'd be Shut up. Is her name be Arthur? Shut up, could be Shut up.
Speaker 1:I almost did something that might break him, but I, oh God, do it, I'm gonna. Well, the long tongue would be useful if you were someone who liked to put peanut butter down there. He who should not be named. It didn't break me. You had to say aw you fast. I say that I told the story at work now because he's gone and the whole place was dying.
Speaker 1:What we're on record. We haven't said his name yet, so we're fine. That's the reason he doesn't have a nose. I don't know, it's a joke. It's a joke. Oh my God. He who should not be named. Maybe that's the reason he doesn't have a nose. Tom Riddle, ludvold, ludvold. I figured I'd say he could get away with it by saying Tom Riddle, I didn't get away with it by saying, tom Riddle, I didn't get away with it, you didn't let it fly. Okay, I didn't get the mimics on this one, damn it. Well, okay, consulting Ralph Fiennes, we're getting him in 28 years later. Just leave it alone. Are we into the top ten?
Speaker 1:I looked at the cast. I didn't see him. 28 years later. Just leave it alone. Are we into the top ten?
Speaker 1:I looked at the cast. I didn't see Killing Murphy. Or he's in there somewhere. I've seen him on set. They have photos of him on set in a windbreaker, being old, being old. He looks old in the movie Killing Murphy, 20 years after that movie.
Speaker 1:The speaker was Scarecrow, he survived, he made. He looks old in the movie 20 years after that movie. He was scarecrow, he survived. He made the atomic bomb. He's done everything. Now he's gonna survive the zombie apocalypse. He already did. He was already in the previous movie.
Speaker 1:Wasn't that why he was walking through a fucking field? That wasn't him. No, I'm not talking about the zombie that pops up. Those aren't even really zombies, they're just infected people that want to just kill things. They're weird. 28 day series are weird. At least they're not mushroom heads. Oh god, what are you talking about? Clickers, last of us. That's the only reason they fucking start eating shit. You don't want to run into a bloater. That's the only reason you don't want to run into a bloater. Oh, bloaters.
Speaker 1:One appeared in a season. Oh God, there's no season that coming at some point that we can maybe do an episode for, because the first season's review got lost somewhere In the ether Last laptop, sorry, lost in the ether. Hopefully we didn't do episodes that Lost in the ether. We didn't do episodes. That was the whole series, right? Oh yeah, jay was lost because he kind of just had the chiming because he didn't watch the series. We tied that in. I didn't watch it until after. We tied it into Shazam, yeah, and then we lost it, okay, which probably worked better for us because we did it for Shazam.
Speaker 1:Fury of the Gods that movie was good. The best thing about that was the random ass Wonder Woman cameo where her guitar music played. I'm like, hey, that was the best part, not the unicorns. Oh, my god. Hey, their death has come.
Speaker 1:Oh, so in honor of a, I'm excited In honor of a, not Zachary Levi, in honor of kind of disney. You know, sometimes disney don't deserve honor. We figured we'd do a top 10 disney movies. Stop throwing around the trash, can a top 10 disney movies, excluding pixar? So no toy story, no incredibles. We'll probably do our own list of pixar eventually, even though mine's gonna be. When's the next Pixar movie? We just seen a trailer for one. I think no, that was DreamWorks, wasn't it? No, it was Pixar. I think Elio Was that Pixar. Oh, okay, then I guess we do. We're gonna do a fucking review for Elio.
Speaker 1:Abducted Aliens yeah, dean's favorite subject. Yeah, Probe, probe, only aliens. Yeah, dean's favorite subject. Yeah, probe me, only in the bathroom, not for him. Probe me, even though.
Speaker 1:The worst thing about the what kind of glory hole stuff you think he's doing? The worst thing about the Pixar list you almost choked. He got me with it. After that, he got me with it. After that, he killed me. The response the worst thing about the Pixar list is you might have to invoke a franchise rule on that bitch. Dean, what's your number five? I don't know if there's enough Pixar movies. Toy Story 4. Dean, what's your number two? Toy Story 2. Dean, you got all the Toy Stories on here. Yeah, I do, cause that bullshit at the end of Toy Story 4 made me was not right.
Speaker 1:You separated. I didn't deny anything when it came to that, you just laughed cause it was sexual. So it was true. They separated Woody and Buzz. That's unforgivable. They separated as Woody in the toy box or the drawer. They separated Woody and Buzz. That's unforgivable. They separated as Woody In the toy box or the drawer. What are you talking about? I'm talking about oh my god, oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh my god, I'm sorry. What the God damn butterfly? How does fucking separating Woody and Buzz come?
Speaker 1:Robot chicken, are you trying to make a rest? Mom got a new toy. Oh no, are you trying to make a? Mom got a new toy. Uh-huh, uh-huh, oops. Nothing beats that bucket one. It doesn't beat the cartoon element of Andy's new toy. It's a blow-up doll. Andy got a new toy. You brought him to college Boy.
Speaker 1:I wonder if my the toy store makes me think if my bucket pops crawl out of the box and I'll hang out and do shit when I'm not home. No, fuck off. Green Goblin already does that. Yeah, he does do that. He set off his house alarm Twice. Me and Jay are downstairs. What the fuck is that random beeping? His window opened up on its own. Hey, what pops close to the window? The Goblin Chase, of course it is. It's been a thing since oh meh. It's been a thing since oh yeah, the meh sound. His parents got rid of the alarm because of it. Yeah, because it kept just tripping. Like what the fuck? I'd always message him, jay, my alarm keeps tripping off. It's that damn pop. It crawls out of the box. The Goblin's at it again.
Speaker 1:You know what the worst part about it is. You know which Goblin? It was Classic One of the. No, it was a comic book. It was a comic book. Yeah, it was a classic one. Alright, so an honor. Top 10 Disney movies. No, pixar.
Speaker 1:We might have some duplicates, but I'm pretty sure Jay will not have that many because a lot of his are old. Again, from what he said, he said nothing close to thousands when I recall I stopped at 90s. I think it's my turn to start. It might be, I don't care, because we're here, you can literally so top down is. It's not numbered? It never is. I fucking suck at that. So I kind of just say where I think Well, jay knows a few of them. So, question Do you have your list written down?
Speaker 1:Yeah, can I see it? What happened? I want to see if he did the same thing I did, because you didn't Me. Yeah, I never do it. What You're going to spoil the list, though? Yeah, spoil it to me, I never do it. What You're gonna spoil the list, though? Yeah, spoil it to me, I'm not gonna say them. Oh, okay, it's no problem with him, hold on, did I do it? Yes, I did actually. Let me see if he did the same thing I did? Yeah, he did the same thing. I did what? Or would that be giving it away? What did you fuck? What? What happened? Oh, oh, what are you doing? Wait, my girl, I can do like that. Yes, what are you doing? Wait, I can do live action, I'm alone. Yes, what are you doing? It works. What happened? It works, I'm alone, you only.
Speaker 1:You have live action, don't you? He's got? He's got Disney movies. That he's got non-cartoon Disney movies. Oh, okay, that's fine. We didn't specify that I should have. But whatever, we both thought the same thing. You said Disney movies? You did, and I even wrote Disney cartoons on my way. You said Disney movies, it works, though we got variety. We got a variety. We've seen a live-action movie and you're clarifying cartoons. Yeah, a space-tooth cartoon, it works. Hey, cartoon, it works, it works.
Speaker 1:I could have done just the cartoon one. No, keep it, keep it. If you want to go, no, it's fine, it's fine. Now I'll just fucking work off it. That's fine, it works, it's something different.
Speaker 1:So he's got a. Does he have no cartoons? Or he's got a mix? He's got a couple. He's got a weird list, but that always makes for good commentary. So, fuck it. We should have clarified. It's partly our fault, but whatever, we literally said top 10 Disney movies. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1:What I should have thought about that? When he said he didn't make it to the 2000s, I'm like, and you're like, what the fuck? That explains everything. I would have had way more cartoons, oh my god.
Speaker 1:So my number 10 is 101 Dalmatians. That's a good one. That isn't my honorable mention. Oh, he's got Flubber on his. You got Flubber. Think about when Flubber came out 90s. Did you see the last thing on my list? Yes, I bunched them together because I can't fucking say 101 Dalmatians. I like that's in my honor of mentions. It was almost 10. Unfortunately, it's the last one. Uh huh, I like that's in my honor of mentions. It was almost 10. So unfortunately that it's the last one. Uh-huh, yeah, I don't even know which one to fucking go with here. We gotta go reverse order to give you time. Fuck it, I'll throw us off.
Speaker 1:Honey, I shrunk the kids, okay. Okay, god, I gotta go through the old memory banks for that motherfucker, because I ain't seen that. You don't remember, honey, I shrunk the kids. They make friends with an ant. That was the original Antony. That's my motherfucker and he dies Twice. Fuck Auntie.
Speaker 1:And then the follow-up to that movie. Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. No, the toddler. That's three, that's three. There are three of them. Oh, honey, I Shrunk Ourselves, yeah. And then, honey, I Blew Up the Kid. Yeah, I love the whole series, especially the frickin' Disney show they came up with. For fuck's sakes, it's the dad.
Speaker 1:First movie I met him in was Ghostbusters, right, oh my god. He makes an excellent genius though, mm-hmm, he makes an excellent nerd. I'm not gonna call him that. Being one myself, I'm not gonna call him out on that. Nerd's not an insult, geek Nerd. I'm an extreme nerd in certain aspects. You wouldn't know if you looked at me, basically, but I am. It's funny.
Speaker 1:I loved all the gadgets in the fucking movie the gadgets For a movie being made in the 80s, and then all this tech that he's creating, which actually became a goddamn thing. There's a remote control lawnmower in that movie. Now you buy them, fuckers, like they're a Roomba, but they cost a grand or more. Oh boy, and something I've always wanted to do and I don't think it's in this one, I think it's in the Hot Wheels scene. I would love to shrink myself down and put me in a Hot Wheels set and just do the loop-de-loop and shit Full Magic School Bus. You already know that's one of my favorite cartoons.
Speaker 1:10? 10's gonna be a little weird for me, because I kind of did. I have found a rule for me if I don't know what to pick, if I don't know, the only spot I will tie or mention a couple that could be 10 is 10. Other than that, I will never tie anything. I've kind of found a perfect rule that works 10.
Speaker 1:I couldn't pick between the Goofy movies, goofy movie and an extremely Goofy movie, because I love both of them movies. They're fun movies and actually a new one, a newer one, actually made my top ten. Fuck Raya and the Last Dragon. I counted that as a Pixar Raya and the Last Dragon. I counted that as a Pixar Raya and the Last Dragon, did you? Well, whatever it's got Walt Disney on there, it's Walt Disney's animated studios. But I counted that in the same category as I did. I didn't see Pixar on it anywhere, so I kind of just went with it, but still, I'll keep it.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I liked it. I liked it. It was kind of a lot of Chinese mythology in it too, and I just I don't know I like that one a lot. I don't buy a lot of newer Disney movies much, but I like that one. I like that one let's see, produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios. I can see how Matt kind of almost put that under the pick-up.
Speaker 1:I just categorized all the ones that look like 3D stuff as out Okay, okay, okay. Well, my 9 is going to probably Other than Okay. Other than 9 is also questionable, but okay. But yeah, raya, I can't talk about Raya too much. I haven't seen it in a while, but I did like it. Walt Disney Studios motion pictures. What Raya? That's all it says. I just took out all the 3D movies, and same thing with Walt Disney. Oh, you didn't even. Oh, I only have two. I have two. 3ds Nine is another one Kind of spoiler, but whatever, I don't even think I have a single fucking one.
Speaker 1:This is my biggest deviation from animated. By the way, I do have one that's technically animated. Technically not Okay, okay, sure, yeah. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That was my biggest deviation. Dude talk about Jessica Rabbit, son of a bitch. That's my only political deviation.
Speaker 1:Fucking dumbass, fucking rabbit. Dumb as a box of rocks, got that fucking timepiece chasing after no fucking movie. God damn it. I love that movie. I'm Roger, re Compliment okay, I like that movie. That's a good choice. That's a good choice.
Speaker 1:Who becomes your best friend? An alcoholic? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Oh yeah, fuck you. Oh yeah, I'm Bugs Bunny.
Speaker 1:In the tunes on Bugs Bunny, roger Abbott basically just challenged Bugs Bunny. Sorry, I'm not, he'd rather be a PII. I guess, I don't know. Yeah, just his PI. I wonder how well that I've been slapped in the face by a baby before. That's a good choice. I just didn't. I did not. I totally did not expect to get the can fawn over Jessica Rabbit for a couple seconds, but you want me, since I gotta say a number nine, right, bob Haskins is technically shorter than JJ. I'm just putting it on the record. Oh my god, just putting it on the record.
Speaker 1:Let's see if anybody even remembers this one. This one's literally like pulling out of my ass here. Flight of the Navigator, you're pulling out of somewhere. Alright, you don't remember Flight of the Navigator I gotta look that up when a little boy meets an alien ship and it takes him on a fucking trip across the US or the world. Actually. Okay, jesus Christ, that motherfucker looked ancient as a bitch. It is 1970. It is. Oh my God, he went down a rabbit hole. And didn't Go down a rabbit hole. You said movies. All right, I'm out.
Speaker 1:Sarah Jessica Parker hey, pee Wee Herman in that bitch, oh my God. Sarah Jessica Parker. Hey, pee Wee Herman in that bitch, oh my god. That's why so much age lists are so fucking entertaining and it's great. I love it. I'm a different fucking breed and you know it. The fact that fucking. But you have never watched it. I don't think I have. No, I recommend it for an old time. Okay, you might actually enjoy it. Oh, I just want to go home at the end. You know it teaches you a life lesson. It's one of those types of movies where you get this entertainment value, but it teaches you a life lesson in the end if you actually pay attention. I don't know how to feel about that sentence entertainment value, but it teaches you a life lesson in the end if you actually pay attention. Yeah, oh yeah, I could see that. I don't know how to feel about that sentence.
Speaker 1:What Mad Max star reportedly being eyed for MCU role in Spider-Man 4. I don't like that reference. Tom Hardy no, that's the reference they're using for Anya Taylor-Joy. I don't like that sentence being tied Because you could have taken that as what I did. That is the most misleading title article ever. That's a Mel Gibson or Tom Hardy, not Anya.
Speaker 1:Mel Gibson as a villain for Spider-Man who would he be? Mel Gibson as a villain for Spider-Man? Who would he be? Mel Gibson as a villain? Yep, he could paint him up to be a decent tombstone, I think, but he's not that now. He's not that tall and built anymore. Sadly, you want to know who I would put him as who we don't want to show up in the movies, even though he was referenced in the last one cool Jackal, oh god. I can see that though he was referenced in the last one Cool Jackal, oh God I can see that it's not scientific enough. It doesn't have to be. He doesn't really label off scientific terms a lot. I could see Mel being a maybe not goblin. I could see Mel being a Norman in ways, not necessarily maybe not Goblin, but Need a bigger guy to technically be Tombstone. I don't know if Norman, I don't know.
Speaker 1:My first thought was Dolph Lundgren's son in Creed for Hammerhead. Put Stallone as Hammerhead. That'd be funny. I don't know if Mel would do a comic book movie. I wonder. He's done them before, hasn't he? I don't think he's done any big ones. Some of them people Shut the fuck up, dude. Cate Blanchett did one. Mel Gibson will do one.
Speaker 1:I love Cate Blanchett as hell. Okay, let me get off of that subject. Number nine yeah, let's get off that. I don't want to talk about Cate Blanchett as hella, because when she took that helmet off, boy, it was on. When she took that helmet off, I just had to get him to turn his head. He's like God damn. Nine is the other You're like oh, jesus Christ, dean is the other kind of 3D one You're going to be like. Oh crap, moana, you're welcome. No, I'm not Right now. You are the chicken. I'm tossing you off the boat. What I love? The Rock. God damn it. I love the Rock.
Speaker 1:Now, he'd be in my top ten Disney characters. Why didn't you go see Red Walnut? God damn you. No, because God damn you no, because he's Krampus. I love the actor that plays Krampus In this movie.
Speaker 1:You watched the movie. Now I'm trying to convince him that he's Krampus. He is, thank you. He doesn't believe me. He won't want you to figure it out. Hey, jk Simmons is your brother. You should take it. Jk Simmons wants pictures of Spider-Man all the time, so it works. It's your brother that you should take it. Jk Simmons wants pictures of Spider-Man all the time, so it works. It's your brother. That would work, your stepbrother, right, you guys? Not like Moana that much. I mean, it's fine, it's not on my top ten, it's got catchy songs. It's literally another one of those movies that I have not watched fully through.
Speaker 1:Like I said, I love the Rock. I know the entirety of the story, but I have not watched it in one sitting. I like the island-specific storytelling, the story it's telling. Like I said, it's a terrific movie. I love the mythology of it. I like that. What was I going to say? Which means I'll probably like it too.
Speaker 1:Like I said, maui carries a lot of that, because I love the Rock and most stuff the Rock does. If I made a top 10 Disney characters, maui would probably be on there. I love Maui. Anyone could have voiced him. I love Maui. What Anyone could have voiced him? Maui, yes, I don't know. I don't know what the Rock's got. As much as the Rock don't really change his voice, as much as the Rock don't really change his voice. The Rock just fits as Maui Live action is going to be. There's a reason because he's playing live action Maui now. Yep, that's going to be fucking funny.
Speaker 1:Isn't he wearing like a body built suit? Yeah, because he's not big enough to play Maui and he's a big guy and he's not, doesn't have the tattoos or nothing. He's got to wear a fucking suit. He's still got the tattoos, he's got the Brahma Bowl and all that stuff that he did for Hudson Shaw and all that stuff he does. But it does make it easier to give you the moving tattoo that has to happen with. Technically, everything about that's going to be CG. I wasn't sure if those were just bullshit photos or what. I've seen photos of him on set as Maui and I never looked into it. You have to see GIM.
Speaker 1:The Rock doesn't have any hair and I use his shampoo religiously. That's still my favorite. That is still my favorite fucking joke is that the Rock has a shampoo conditioner. What are you conditioning my scalp? The rock has a shampoo Conditioner. What are you conditioning my scalp? Okay, now I'm done. That's actually the last of my 3D. I don't have any more 3D. They're all animated now.
Speaker 1:Lilo and Stitch, lilo and Stitch. I hate myself Because you know it's a favorite. It is a favorite. It just didn't make the list because I just went from 1920 and I stopped at the 90s. I still have the comic on my phone where it's just all the characters in the movie are Marvel characters and it's Spider-Man wishing for her friend and the friend is Deadpool Mocking Stitch. Oh, my, oh. I love MySpace movies, not MySpace movies. I love Space movies. Oh, I heard MySpace and then attached movies to it and I'm like I knew MySpace music was a thing I didn't know they made. You could go put up top ten clips. There was those two, yeah, okay, I am happy for the live action film because it might revitalize what Lilo and Stitch the love for Stitch never died, obviously. Yeah, he looks great.
Speaker 1:I wonder who they're going to cast as Nani Shut the? The cast is out, they have it out there. I'm wondering how they're going to do the other aliens. That's probably where, yeah, I haven't seen any. Or Jumbo, how about? I need to see how those turn out.
Speaker 1:Animated movie. Or Jumba, how about Let me see Whale Dude Gantu, I need to see how those turn out. If it makes or breaks the movie, they better look fucking similar At the very least. If Gantu doesn't look like a fucking walking whale, yes. Or Jumba, a purple slug with four eyes. I don't think you're going to be mad at Nani. I'm not. No, okay. Animated movie made her. Animated movie made her caked up for no damn reason. Guess what. He's actually Hawaiian, as far as all the cast is. Again, when she's on that surfboard, I'm like, excuse me, Excuse me, that name sounds familiar.
Speaker 1:That's the voice of Jumba. What? Zach Alphanagas? Oh, I hope he tries the accent. Bill Magnuson is pleakly. We've seen him in a couple things. Mm-hmm. Yeah, kind of looks like a Skarsgård, honestly. Oh, skarsgård, it's not Galifianakis, it's Jumbo. I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 1:Did they have Gantu Gantu Gantu Trying? If they didn't bring back the original voice actor, or at least the black guy? I'm bringing up Jason Scott Lee. He's in the movie, as it doesn't say. How did that work? I don't know. We got the circle of life going on here. Oh my, it just says post-production. He's probably just in the movie somewhere. Oh, he put on a fat suit. He's the guy with the ice cream cone. I don't see him. I don't see him cast on here. He's the fat dude that Lee Lowe takes pictures of.
Speaker 1:What's the boyfriend's name? He's too old though, so it can't be him. Shit, I hate that. I don't have that one off. Well, what is next? Eight For Jay or no? Okay, we got. Wait, matt, did you say my number eight? Mine was Layla on Stitch. Okay, the original Tron Original. Yes, holy shit, he really. Yeah, fuck, woo. Why does the name David stand out to me? Brian, david, who For the boyfriend? It is David. Oh, now that you said it, god damn 1982. You know how many times she says David's not out. Holy shit. Anyone listening is going to think Jay's ancient and shit. I swear I'm an old soul Like 1982.
Speaker 1:Tron, that, what's wrong with that? Oh, nelly, they tried some shit with that. They tried some shit with that. That at him effects, boy, they tried some shit with that. That's almost as bad as Spawn. Spawn in hell is terrible. Oh my god, agent Bubbles I don't know if he's big enough. Bubbles was Jack. I know.
Speaker 1:I don't want Jay to rant about Tron. You want me to rant about Tron. You can't rant, but you gotta talk about why you got Tron on your list. It's Tron. Video games, sci-fi, nice. I don't know if you were talking about him farting. Oh, whatever someone does, it was nice.
Speaker 1:That's not what you think of the movie, is it, jesus Christ? Well, if he said Jay said Norvaltron, it'd be like okay at the time, it was great visual effects at the time. You go back and watch that bitch and I was like, hey, I still get a fucking kick out of it. Oh my, especially the villain, the giant ass, fucking red face. That, uh, believe it or not, snape is in that movie, isn't he that? Believe it or not? Snape is in that movie, isn't he For Ellen Rich Rickman. Oh Rickman, yes, yeah, he's in there. We got the Tron cycles. I don't know, you know, not the greatest looking ones, like we get in the Legacy, but Not the greatest looking ones, the Frisbees, the Frisbees, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. If it weren't for that movie, I wouldn't have been so excited for Legacy or Ares.
Speaker 1:What happened now? More Lilo and Stitch news. Jason Scott Lee was the original voice of David. Why does that not? So I know him more than I thought. Uh-huh, oh God, my God, wait, wait, jay just did eight. Yeah, I did 8. Okay, now these are all animated. Number 8 might surprise people. It won't surprise Jay, I don't think, but my number 8 is going to surprise people. I think it is. What do I got? Oh yeah, I got the princess and the frog at 8. Princess and the frog, princess and the Frog at 8. Princess and the Frog, princess and the Frog.
Speaker 1:That has one of my favorite Disney villains in it, voiced by Keith David, doctor by Sear. He's a voodoo. He uses fucking spirits and shit. It's cool. I love that movie. I'm surprised. I love the movie like I do. But again, keith David, I like that. It's set in New Orleans. I always love Southern stories set in the South. I like it.
Speaker 1:I could never picture you living in the bayou. A lot of culture in that movie. What do you mean? I'd love the bayou. I'd love New Orleans. The bayou is like living in the country.
Speaker 1:Me and Lo know how to deal with gator. You don't know how to deal with gator. Me and Lo know how to deal with gator. You work with gator. We kill gator and eat it. Me and Lo know how to deal with gator. Me and Lo have us talking about Me and Lo have us talking about what you gator mean. That's fair.
Speaker 1:You didn't like it. Yes, I did. It was alright. It had Carolina Reaper sauce on it. That's all I tasted was hot. That's because of what I had to buy. I wasn't going to buy anything else.
Speaker 1:Reportedly, they're using the same voice actor that did it in the show. They're using the same Stitch voice actor. Nobody else can fucking do it right. Yeah, and Jason Scott Lee may be the manager of the Luauk. Just bring him in the movie Group For the dancers Bar. Oh, that was a white dude, the manager at the bar that she gets fired from. Yeah, so they're going to have Mowgli be adult Mowgli be group leaders, let's borrow her.
Speaker 1:I was wondering if that would surprise people me having Princess and the Frog on here. Have Mowgli be adult, mowgli be no Bleeders, let's borrow him. I was wondering if that would surprise people me having Princess and the Frog on here. But Jay thought no, that's one of Dean's villains.
Speaker 1:And Keith David, just anything. Keith David does you know who actually deserves an origin story? He does. I don't know if I see. Yeah, he fights with voodoo and spirits and shit, as long as it's into that. The mama, the swamp mama, yeah, that's supposed to be his mom.
Speaker 1:Good movie, very good movie. Underrated People don't talk about that one as much. That's one of my underrated classics Because it wasn't animated. It came out in a time where CG was the fucking thing, where if it wasn't computer-generated, people didn't care for it. But that movie did just well enough. It didn't do great though, which was stupid as fuck. It deserved more credit for what it was, because Disney actually tried and said hey, all right, we're going to give you a hand-drawn Disney movie, let's do this. And they shit it on it. Oh yeah, we're on what Seven? We're on Matt's side. I'm a seven, matt. You're gonna make it Almost close. I'll be talking about that. Well, I spoiled it. I was happy to see that Ming-Na was What's-His-N name's mom for the new Karate Kid movie. Yeah, ming-na Nguyen was his mom. Like this all fits. Thank you, disney.
Speaker 1:We got Jay coming in with another heat-seeking missile or landmine. I'm gonna hit him in the feels. The fox and the hound, bro, why do you have that? That is a 2-2. Yeah, that is a sequel too. Yeah, it does, and it's a fucking prequel. Again, I'm the Hound, you're the Hound Dog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I gotta leave my friend. Why'd I say it like that? I gotta leave my friend. I wasn't Elvis-y enough. You're not, but I'm not. I wasn't planning on singing. I'm not even singing it. Get out of my head. Now. There's a reason. I have a day job, night job, it's second shift, so it's kind of hard to. That's a weird-ass hour too. You don't know what to decipher 3.30 to midnight, as I don't know what that is. It's middle shift. Okay, we're the middle child, not a landmine. Jay went more.
Speaker 1:You kept getting emotional landmines, so I had to throw one out there at you. I had to leave the box man. I was my boy. I got taken away Just to hit you and I got taken away when it actually deserves probably five. The brave little.
Speaker 1:I just had a random one to get Jay to stop. Is that Disney, though? Is that Disney, though? Is it the Brave Little Toaster Disney? I don't know. If it is, I don't know anymore.
Speaker 1:Jay's like I'm going to look that would have deserved my seven. This one I like for the message Seven. I got Lady and the Tramp. It is about a high class. This one I like for the message Seven. I got Lady and the Tramp. It is about a high-class woman giving a street motherfucker a chance. That is all I gotta say. So, baby, what? Oliver and Company Honorable mention? Can someone tell me? That's not what Lady and the Tramp is. A high class woman giving, basically, a hood rat a chance. That's Lady and the Tramp. You know what I knew it was good and it's about dogs.
Speaker 1:You know what's missing? There's not enough other companies out there who's releasing shit. Yeah, because not everybody can afford what Disney does. No, because the Brave Little Toaster had nothing to do with any other fucking company we know about. Tell me, you heard of this company, hyperion Pictures. Yes, I don't remember where I was Like now. They just disappeared off the face of the map. They probably got bought out by somebody, is he? No doubt Hyperion Pictures? Yes, hyperion, that's who did the Brave Little Toaster, since he had to bring it up. Hyperion, hyperion, what was the second word? Sorry, I'm almost without pictures. That one seems like really easy to remember. My brain is slowly turning into mush.
Speaker 1:We didn't like send you nothing to like what Continue? Who did it get bought out by? We already said it Disney, disney, disney, you're dickheads. Go now, fuckers, disney, you're dickheads. You're still the animation, which is fucking odd because you're an animation company, not anymore. No, no, they're not. Actually, if you look at everything they produce, especially Disney Kids, it's all CG. There's not a single animated show.
Speaker 1:I really need to go watch War of the Rohirrim. I really do, despite me knowing that I'm not going to like it, because reportedly, one of their biggest issues is that 60 studios touched this movie. How do you get any consistency out of that? What? 60 studios touched that movie? Because they took on a project and tried to get it out in two years. What are was talking about?
Speaker 1:Stomach had an opinion. My stomach, I don't know if it agrees with you, but it decided to be very loud, at that moment At least it's not you being loud. Where are we on? I think we're on my six. You just did yours. I think in our past three podcasts I've been pretty good at that. Oh yeah, I just did yours. I think in our past three podcasts I've been pretty good at that. I didn't know. Oh yeah, I just did Lady and Tramp. Ever since morning Vietnam, I think I've been doing all right. Yeah, oh yeah, I just did Lady and Tramp.
Speaker 1:Hercules, hercules, hercules Well, we all know that's on mine somewhere. Yeah, it's got one of the best. It's arguably my second favorite soundtrack. It's in contention. I think it's between that son of a bitch here I go zero to hero. I think it's between that and Lion King is the one or two tied at two. I know what my number one is Hades is like the best one. Hades it the best one. I've never seen that movie. It's who voiced America? James Woods. I thought it was James Woods.
Speaker 1:He made a character. You know. He said he'd come back as a live action one. Just because, oh, james Woods will do anything. Walt's family Piece of candy. He teamed up with my number one favorite video game character, spoiler for part two he's sticking a tongue out at us for the next episode.
Speaker 1:I've brought it up before. My number six is going to be quick, the video we're filming immediately after this. Sure, I have a tie for six, because they're technically Damn. Two ties. Well, you're gonna understand when I say them. Oh, sword in the Stone and the Black Cauldron. Oh, they're kind of like the same, movie-ish as far as feels, animation-wise too, except one has actual dragons in it. Are any of them named Pete? No, wait, I can't remember what the twin headed dragon was called. Sadly, I do not, oh god, but I'm a big fan of King Arthur stories. Sadly, I do not, oh god, but I'm a big fan of King Arthur stories and both of them are very Right there, even though the Black Cauldron has nothing to do with Arthurian.
Speaker 1:Was Journey to Camelot Disney? What Was Journey to Camelot Disney? Which one? Do I have to look this up now? I don't know, don't bother Now, you got me interested, I'll look it up. While he says his number six, I don't got to talk about six. My number six is Mulan.
Speaker 1:Okay, dean, what's your reason for loving Mulan? At its core? It's a war story and I like Mulan as the main character. One of my favorite ever is in there as a voice Eddie Murphy as Mushu. And I didn't bring him back. Nope, bullshit, bullshit. I just had another one. They had to fuck off. I understand. Making the story more Chinese yeah, I love the Chinese lore aspect to it in Mulan. Why did you have to screw with the story so much? I like the fact making a woman badass she's gonna fight, even though they say she can't. Quest for Camelot, which was Warner Brothers. But again, matt already said Mulan, but I just wanted to talk about Mushu, another one with a dual headed dragon, was it? Yeah, top 10 Disney song Mulan. Also, make a man out of you, mulan. I'm surprised that wasn't your biggest reason. Make a man out of you I crank.
Speaker 1:This guy takes Disney songs and makes some rock versions. He does this rock version of Make a man. I listen to that song all the time. It's a great song. It's actually a rock version.
Speaker 1:Number five, yes, my number one favorite soundtrack Tarzan. That is also my number five. Is it your number five? We're tied at five for Tarzan. No, no, no, I didn't. I'm talking to him. I was talking to Oliver and company. That was on there. Yeah, it was. Yeah, number five, tarzan. So we're tied. So we only need your number five.
Speaker 1:Oh, this one's going to be thrown out there and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know it. You may, you surprise me. Good, the Rocketeer, one of Disney's first superhero tries, which is actually based off a comic, and I didn't know it until after years, after the movie came out. I don't like the successor it has, though, the cartoon that they have for it, where the girl is the Rocketeer now, not because it's a girl, but because girl is the rocketeer now, not because it's a girl, but because it doesn't have the same feel. Dude, have you ever You've never seen that one where he puts a rocket on his back? It's a prototype jet. He just has this helmet to steer, uh-huh, he's facing Nazis.
Speaker 1:So what do you want to bring up about Tarzan? Tarzan is I will debate anyone to the ends of time the greatest soundtrack Disney's ever done. Great Phil Collins, two worlds, one family my top two or three favorite Disney songs ever. That's just great. And I adore the story of Tarzan. I like the real story too. I like how the villain goes up. I know that, up to black. Yeah, that movie is. That will always be the most. No one talks about it. That is the most underrated Disney movie to me. No one talks about it. I'm like what about Tarzan? Why do people not talk about Tarzan? Great, there were two cartoons I had to watch every morning before going to school Buzz Lightyear and Star Command. Buzz Lightyear, oh, star Command, yeah, star Command and Tarzan.
Speaker 1:People have told me if I had long hair I'd be like a cave Tarzan. I'm like oh, fuck you. No, we don't want cave Dean. No, but no that. Again, I like the actual story. A woman with a fat ass would be safe. I like the story that Tarzan's based on too. I like most of them. But okay, two through five. For me, two through five are all very squirted. I don't squirt anything.
Speaker 1:He loved Tarzan's story. You mean Elsa and Anna's parents gave them the lost, the lost. He loved Tarzan's story. It's sadly rumored that Elsa and Anna were Tarzan's parents. Their parents are Tarzan's parents. You know the boat that they go on to search for Elsa's cure. Oh God, mom was pregnant with Tarzan and they got stranded.
Speaker 1:All the Disney movies are connected in some way, shape or form. Meet Tarzan, you dink. No one talks about Tarzan, but two through five. Which Tarzan was five? For me. They're all almost interchangeable.
Speaker 1:They were hard for me to rank. My number one is unanimous, but these ones are very close, very close. Okay, we talked about I didn't expect to have a latent tie. That was surprising. Number four I'll add it. Okay, my honorable mentions. That was surprising. Number four Aladdin. Okay, my honorable mentions. Good one. Top three Disney princess though Jasmine, that's fair. Oh, come on, she's the one Disney princess to actually get boob physics. She's got the caramel skin. You can't tell me no kid when they were watching that movie didn't notice the bounce. The only one Arabian I don't think I like about Aladdin. She's covering her mouth and she's backing away. I have really been into she gets boob physics. I have really lately been into me and my random quests for knowledge. I have been into Middle Eastern mythology and Middle Eastern stuff lately, so Aladdin's been a lot more.
Speaker 1:Aladdin is post-pocalyptic On my thing. Well, if you go off, family Guy, aladdin takes place in Baghdad Because the carpet's flying over Baghdad and they get RPG'd. Fuck you, family Guy. That sounds like it should be more of an American dad thing. The reason I said it's post-apocalyptic is because you have Hercules and Aladdin in the same fucking universe thanks to the cartoon. But when they start doing wishes and stuff and that's showing up on this screen, it's like this stuff should not exist. Yeah, oh yeah. Wait, you tied up with him on. No, we were just talking about it. What were we talking about Tarzan? No, we were on fucking. We were on those four. Here I'll throw another live action one out there at you. Here we go, and it follows Aladdin pretty well. I'll buy it. It's a Disney movie. That sun exists to this day. I love Robin Williams. Okay, come on, get Pappy on screen.
Speaker 1:In fact, that motherfucker's fighting over olive oil, skinny ass, that whole fucking movie, man. That whole fucking shit. Man, like why y'all fighting over olive oil? Man? My God, yeah, I saw it was a Popeye. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do not have Popeye standards. I do not. No, no, I'm like olive oil what the f? Olive oil and spinach what do you want? You don't like spinach? No, if you want to go, old Betty Boop, you can get me on a little Betty Boop train. Because Betty Boop, betty Boop is the original independent woman. Because Betty Boop was stagged. The people don't know her. She was stagged. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, we're not talking about her drawing together counterpart Betty Boop, that's how you know.
Speaker 1:I was raised in an old household. I know Betty Boop and I love Lucy and all that shit. Lucy, you have some explanation. Four, four, four. Yeah, it's not a story. But you're Hercules Hercules, the name number four for you, her, that's not right. Hercules, hercules, hercules. Well, I told you 2 through 5. Don't say Hercules like that, because then all I can think is Hercules, hercules. I don't have to say much. Hercules is one of my most favorite myths and I love my mythology. So automatically Hercules is there.
Speaker 1:I want that live action, even though I'm nervous it's gonna be terrible. I want the live action of that so bad. We really don't want them to fuck that up. Hades is pissed off, but Hades is. I don't want him to fuck up any of the ones, this one or my top two. Hades is great.
Speaker 1:I usually hate fucking Zeus and Hercules made always it's a chill motherfucker, but Zeus he was a family man. He's not no family man. Zeus, fuck anything. That's one of Zeus' favorite hobbies. Come down and fuck shit. Yeah, we did not get that in that movie.
Speaker 1:He was loyal to Hera. But then again, did you see Hera in that movie? He was loyal to Hera. But then again, did you see Hera in that movie? Mm-hmm, strapped up, didn't stop him in any other movie. Well, meg was kind of strapped up too. Shit.
Speaker 1:I mean, disney got their low-key drawing skills. I'm like, hey, what the fuck? Yeah, now they all work for fucking One Piece. That's not a lot. Great Oda draws the head, then Big O-tits, that's not a lie, especially for the movies that they've been producing. Don't we have another one on the way? What Another One Piece movie Coming out? Yeah, no, there's a rumor that they're working on one. There's a rumor we're gonna sit with the Rocks Pirates.
Speaker 1:For the honor of Dean, I will skip my number three. We know what it is. I didn't actually hear it at your list. Well, it's the one you omitted because of Dean. Oh, so I will not say it, but we all know what it is. So number three for you, jay. That's a good strategy though it's coming, because low-key whoever says it first takes a little bit of the wind out of their sails of the second person. So it's a good way to do that in a way, when I know it's on your list. Sure, I can do that, but we've been managing. Jj will appreciate this one.
Speaker 1:Cool Runnings, cool Runnings, that's my motherfucker. That's my motherfucker. John Candy, my motherfucker. I miss John Candy every day. Miss the egg. Can anyone guess my favorite John Candy movie, uncle Buck. Yes, I watch that movie, probably once a month because I love it. I already told them You're going to get the pops, aren't you? Well, uncle Buck has a pop. I already joked of what a Christmas movie I'm watching on Christmas Eve. I want to see you eat that fucking pancake. I'd eat that. I'd get it done somehow. I like Uncle Buck when he. I'm surprised Matt don't appreciate that when he wakes up and uses his brother's clapper and he turns on fucking the regular thing Clap, big Chicago man, anti-chicago man. You can't tell what your last name is. Nope, the fact.
Speaker 1:The best thing about Cool Runnings is it's a Jamaican bobsled team. Just think about that Jamaican bobsled. Wow, how many sports movies do we actually like? I like a lot. I do too. Make a top ten Easy. Make a top ten sports movie Invincible, invincible, good. Mir. Do too Easy, I can make a top 10 sports movie Invincible, invincible, good. Miracle. Disney movie Miracle is one that just gets the America feels out of you, boy America. This is also on my list and I'll say it as I mentioned, or honorable mention, since I said Cool Runnings over it.
Speaker 1:The Mighty Ducks. I watched that entire series, not so much when they became the USA team. That was two. Team, usa was two, three was when they went to college. Three wasn't as good. Yeah, no, I had to bring up one because Miracle came and one thing Matt will be like, of course, but when there's one scene that gets me in Miracles is when they're all.
Speaker 1:Who played the coach? I forgot the actor. It's a big guy. Who played him? Who was the coach? It's a well-known guy. Mm-hmm, you were on the right track. You were on the right track. You almost said his name Russell Russell, kurt Russell. It russell, russell, russell, kurt russell, russell. It is kurt russell. Okay, it is, but no, that's how you describe him. Though. Is the big guy russell? He, he is. No, he is a big guy. Is what he said? No, no, big actor. Is that what he meant? No, that's not what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:Well, when they're introducing the whole team, when, when the team and their colleges guy says so-and-so, I forgot his name Madison, wisconsin. I'm like Mark Johnson. That's my motherfucker. Right there. You mean the current coach of the Badgers women's hockey team, mark Johnson. You're shitting me. No, he's been the coach for 25 years.
Speaker 1:Why don't I hear anything about them? Because you don't pay attention to women's hockey? No, I don't. They've won five national championships under him. Wisconsin's legendary in hockey. We don't hear a whole lot about hockey. Badger's legendary in hockey. Legendary. One thing we're good at basketball's turned into crap. They're not crap, they're just not as good. The days of Frank Kaminsky are long gone. Basketball and football Football needs to go away. I get depressed watching Badger football. I just get depressed Like I don't want to watch this no more. We're getting killed. But number three for me would pretty much be those two. When we lose our axe to them stupid fucking gophers I get mad, really mad. It's our axe, stupid fucking gophers. The golden Minnesota golden gophers. I know he's been the women's coach for 23 years, since 2002. And let me tell you, and an 82% win percentage.
Speaker 1:I wonder if Miracle would be my number one for sports movies. I'd have to think Seven time national championship. Jesus Christ, matt, would Miracle be your top ten for sports movies? Or you couldn't, don't ask, I'd have to look, you'd have to look. Oh, another thing, matt. I'll agree with Aerosmith's Dream On never hit like it hit Miracle. Oh yeah, that's one of the.
Speaker 1:That is the song I associate with that movie. It's like what song am I associating with movies? When you hear that song, that's the first thing that comes to mind. Well, it was the 82 Olympics and nobody gave the Americans a shot at all. And that's during the Cold War. And Big Russia was the number one Olympic team. They still weren't playing pros. Big Russia, it's an America movie. I hate that. That's what we do now.
Speaker 1:What the Olympics? When it comes to basketball and games like that, even golf, it's just pros. It was supposed to be top and or short. That was what it was supposed to be. Like the US basketball team, it's just Kevin Durant and LeBron Dunking on motherfuckers. We always win, but it's boring. I'd much rather have people like the Globetrotters come in. That's an interesting tangent.
Speaker 1:One of the guys I listened to On YouTube was literally saying this is kind of what's holding back the NBA Currently Is that You're not putting the young stars into the big events, so it's like you're ruining your talent. Yeah, you can't bring anyone up if all you're doing is relying on the big stars. No, I've been bitched at the Bucs to play their young guys. They finally are Jesus Christ. They got what's his name, andre Jackson. They're finally playing him. Thank you, doc, he just can't shoot, he just can't.
Speaker 1:Yachts is getting his new range, though. Well, he's also. Somebody said he's actually taking less threes now this year, which is definitely a good thing, but uh, did he work better in the paint? Anyway, he always has. Yeah, it's Giannis' thing Running downhill and Euro stepping his way to the basket. Yeah, okay, enough bucks. I think Ram bought the bucks National champion in 06, 07, 09, 11, 19, 21, and 23.
Speaker 1:I love how Matt brought that up. Yeah, mark Johnson, the current coach of the. I know, matt, it's not knowledge I had, so it's alright. Matt knows some hockey. I know basics of hockey, but Matt knows hockey. 629 wins, 119 losses and 53 overtime losses that's how you keep track of hockey. And he has a silver medal in the Olympics as the women's hockey head coach. Silver's pretty damn good dude.
Speaker 1:If they lost to Russia that year, I'd be like, oh, russia got their revenge. I don't know who won, that's a good question, but the goal that year. If it was Russia, I'm done Like what the fuck they got their revenge? Like 2023? Or the year he got silver? The year he got silver, it's Russia. I'm done Because I'm like what the fuck they got the revenge?
Speaker 1:They're like hey, comrade, that's the guy over there that took out our teammates in 1982. Beat him and his women team. Yes, comrade, why does that not feel like a Russia thing? Yes, comrade, I mean, knuckles is a comrade, he's red. You can talk about that soon. Oh yeah, you can talk about that soon. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that doesn't feel like a Russia thing to be proud of. You beat us males, so now we beat your females. We beat your females. It's consolation win, but it's win. Now we drink vodka to celebrate.
Speaker 1:That was really wonderful. I gotta be so specific. With this Chase right by an onion, chase right by an onion, shut out by Canada. Oh that damn Canucks. That was what I was banking on, canucks. That's no fun losing or beating Canada, because if Canada beats it, they don't talk shit, they just go.
Speaker 1:Very nice game, too polite. Why did you go French-Canadian? No, that's not true. What Canadians are not polite in hockey? It's the one time they actually get mean. No, you get shorzy.
Speaker 1:I still need to watch it. All they do is insult you. Oh my god, it's a very enjoyable show. I've seen clips and stuff. I need to watch it. I just don't want Lulu.
Speaker 1:Alright, am I three? The guy who does it? It's amazing. Alright, two and three. Nate loves, horsey and Letterkenny. Two and three are almost fully interchangeable. I just kind of flip the coins.
Speaker 1:Okay, what's going to go at three? Who got your three? No, three is even after, even above Tarzan, it's the most underrated Disney movie. Atlantis, the Lost Empire, my number two, that is the most underrated Disney movie ever. Milo Thatch, who could easily be played live action by Tom Holland or Andrew Garfield either. Or Tell us the reason. You love the movie. You love the princess. Me and Jay fight over that.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to bring Kida up. I'm not going to say my normal thing. No, you admitted in, not the Dells. We didn't stay in the fucking Dells. Where the fuck did we stay? I don't remember admitting nothing. You admit it. You get Ariel, I get Kida. I don't remember admitting that I get my Atlantis princess. I don't remember admitting that. I really don't. And I don't when we were in the ghost town at the hotel. You're going to make me talk to he who should not be named. Just for that That'd be very surprising. But no, I never. The one where we went to the hotel, the horror stuff. I vaguely remember this conversation.
Speaker 1:Whenever it has to do with women and they're arguing about Disney princesses and it was brought up, I might have just said shut up and walked away. I don't fucking remember. But when it has to do with women, I highly doubt. I ever conceded I never. Well, he was giving you Ariel. So there was. Maybe it was because of compromise, I said shut up, but I don't know. But again, it was a compromise for sure. Shut up, dean, I'm about to start my normal fucking thing whenever women come up and no, what am I going to talk about? We don't need to go there, dean, see, he knows I'm going to start doing this. You're already in the tunnel. So I'm like Another Disney joke, lion King joke. But no, but here, low-key, quick Lion King one and a half.
Speaker 1:Ariel, tina and Jasmine are my three favorite Disney princesses. There you go, there's my three. Dan, I've heard you, and Bill was ranked number one on our Disney episode. Bullshit, bullshit. I said that that. Oh the internet, bro, I ain't forgiving them for famous unmaskings in anime and Kakashi. That's bullshit. Fuck that. We can't forgive the internet for anything. No, but no, atlantis kills us every fucking time. Oh, one of my favorite Atlantis one of my favorite, might be my favorite overall, overall bunch of cast of misfits. I love that cast One of my top five favorite Disney characters in there, vini.
Speaker 1:Hey, look, I made a fridge, a couple road flares. I could probably take a ton if I had 200 of these. The problem is I've only got about five. Why don't you drink that? That's nice, road glistening. And he had mole and cookie. Let me guess you label mole as JJ, don't you? Is that French? French, hold on, I gotta. There's one Hold on, there's one Hold on. What's the doctor? I can't remember his name. Sweet Dr, sweet, sweet, I think it was Sweet. Yeah, I got this new bone sauce. You want me to try it out? You need to fill both of these up. You need to fill both of these up. Like I said, cast was just ridiculously just. I need to be the cook. That was good, that was good, that's good. Angry little old lady, oh, my god. Operator, yeah, the operator, the one that sounds just like the fucking slug from Monsters.
Speaker 1:Incorporated Might be. They probably have the same voice actor, audrey, the Latina fucking mechanic, who I love too. Love every character in a fact. Half it was loaded. Yeah, it was Just the characters Fucking great. Then they had to fucking disgrace it by making a two. That needs to go away. No, go away. That was practically a decom. You know, when they just released shit on DVD. Yeah, I don't count it. It exists, but it shouldn't count. No, I don't think it.
Speaker 1:Lego J Fox is Milo. Milo is probably one of my favorite main characters of fucking a Disney movie, and again, we had this debate. I think Matt was a little. Matt actually went the opposite direction. We debated I want that live action, so bad. I was like I'm dead set on Tom Holland, and Matt was like Andrew Garfield. Maybe, though, too, a live action Milo thing. Did we not get a live action teaser for that movie already?
Speaker 1:It's so underrated. I don't know if that's how high it is on Disney's radar to fucking make At minus. It's a money maker like Lilo and Stitch. It's underrated. Atlantis is very underrated. People talk about Disney, but they don't talk about Atlantis. They talk about Disney, they don't talk about Atlantis. They talk about Lion King and all them motherfuckers. Mrs Packard is her name, by the way, and I think she passed away before Monsters Inc. So I think you're fine.
Speaker 1:Should imagine me start casting, like the live-action Disney, any of my top three live-action Disney princesses. I mean, what the fuck? Well, they already casted one. I hated it. Oh, oh, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:But yes, atlantis, the Lost Empire, roz was voiced by a dude. What? Rob Peterson? Oh, he does a lot of stuff, I know. Yeah, he's the voice actor that does what's Her Nuts from the Incredibles 2, isn't he? Edna mode, maybe? Oh, yeah, he's the voice of Doug. He's the voice of Doug, girl, girl, I'm not seeing Incredibles. Nope, brad Bird, don't open up Incredibles. Additional voices. He's voices in them, but it doesn't look like he's had enough. Don't free up Incredibles. Well, I mean, I brought it up.
Speaker 1:Then I started thinking about Elastigrid. Oh shit, we're getting a three. No, no, no, I hope it's a legacy movie where it's a handoff. The kids are grown up and they're their own heroes, something like that. We watch Incredibles a lot, a lot of it is me just looking at Mr Incredible like lucky son bitch. You, lucky son bitch. You, lucky son bitch, you lucky son bitch. Lucky song bitch. You're a lucky song bitch. He fucking was. I know you're a lucky song bitch, getting all them kids with Elastigirls. You're a lucky song bitch.
Speaker 1:I hate how the internet's trying to and my shout-out shout-out. Maybe and as funny as this may sound, possibly a top ten line in movie history and I don't like Incredibles as much as other people do, but a top ten line in movie history comes from Incredibles. Honey, where is my super suit? Love it, you just love it. Who said the line that's like of course, really, dean, you're gonna ask me. Who said that? You didn't say motherfucker. So I'm disappointed. Where is my super suit? Alright, we're on J. Wait, wait, I don't know. Wait, my Atlantis was three. I'm on two. Okay, he said his two. We're just forgetting because you've been on a tangent and getting excited. Atlantis happens, atlantis happens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, samuel L Jackson has made $357 million from his movies. He averages around 2,200 words357 million from his movies. He averages around 2,200 words per movie in 156 movies. It's about $1,040 per word. Motherfucker has been said 116 times in those movies. So Samuel L Jackson makes roughly $1.1 million for saying motherfucker. Becoming a millionaire off of just saying motherfucker. Becoming a millionaire off of just saying motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Fantasia Okay, was my number two, fantasia, not 2000. No, fantasia. That's the movie that introduced me to classical music, beethoven. Can you think of any other? Yes, he's got me done. Mozart, he's got me done. Now I'm listening to classic. It's not a movie that introduced you to classical music, violins, all that, holy shit.
Speaker 1:One of my favorites, ludwig von Beethoven. There's bias there for reasons, but dog name Ludwig von Beethoven. Wow, and there's bias there for reasons, but Dog name Come on, ludwig van Beethoven. Wow, I just named random composers, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:Like an honorable, freaking mention, as far as songs goes, would be the fucking hallucination drunk scene from Dumbo, because that was very Fantasia. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Purple elephants, polka dot elephants I can't remember what the hell the name of the song was, but, uh, that movie definitely feels like a fever dream. If I had not known it was it existed. Like if you're trying to think of movies that you've watched as a little kid and you can't remember what the hell they are, but you can remember scene for scene. There's this one movie I watched as a kid where he goes into this dreamland on his bed and this little freaking dude with a bulbous node follows him everywhere.
Speaker 1:Number two, dean. Number two is the Little Mermaid. Love the story. Ariel is most likely likely favorite Disney princess or in there. I mean that top three is almost a tie, but Ariel is probably my favorite. Love the movie. Good villain Ursula is a great villain. Another version, another fucking reason. My love for that is strong is because I actually, as my love for dark gothic tales, I love the Hans Christensen Anderson story too, where it's dark and macabre and twisted.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, what is what the fuck are we researching? Now? I'm trying to find the name of the goddamn movie. You can keep going. He's on his number one. Well, I don't feel I'm doing good. Nobody comments. So I'm like, what the fuck? It's not on our top tens, which is quite surprising. No, little Mermaid's widely considered For most people. But no, little Mermaid, my immature mind only wants to think of the cover art. He split his list in half by going live action. Shit, your only competition was me. Oh yeah, that's true, that's true. No, my number one generalizes I copped out because I couldn't pick a first. Oh my, that cop's out. It's a cop out when I say it.
Speaker 1:Well, one thing the live-action Little Mermaid. Did they casted Ursula, perfect, what was her name? Who played Ursula? What the fuck was her name? Melissa McCarthy, melissa McCarthy? Yep, wasn't Javier Bardum? King Triton?
Speaker 1:I think I did not like the live-action, but there's casts I like. But again, a lot of that comes from knowing the classic story, and what Disney did with it is just such a contrast, because the fucking story is dark. She turns the seat foam and dies and she's getting her fucking fins off. Yeah, should you imagine if they tried that, that would actually be the perfect live action movie to make for adults. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Then she gets her wish, I think, or whatever, and she gets to walk on land and shit, what was? What's the prince's name in that? Eric, prince, eric, prince, eric. Yeah, I like Prince Eric too. Bye, little mermaid.
Speaker 1:My number one is Treasure Planet there it is, I guessed it right. I couldn't-. My number one is Treasure Planet there it is, I guessed it right. Movie so good. Disney spun off of it twice. Still like the show, I don't care, just proving Disney doesn't have an original thought. It really does kind of piss me off, though. It's like you're giving us this, but you could have given us a live action Treasure Planet.
Speaker 1:I copped out. At number one. I said 90s Disney. That is as bad a cop-out as I've ever fucked. That is your worst cop-out. Holy shit, do you realize how many there are? You have the Goofy movie extremely goofy movie. You have, uh, a bunch of them. There is a lot. A handful of mine are 90s. I picked them bitches. Yeah, I know you have trouble. You have to pick a number one. We did, we did. I don't fucking number things in general, I don't number things, I just say it.
Speaker 1:He's going to get a list, not a 90s Disney movie. You don't need to. We already went through sequels. Yeah, went through a lot of them. Stitch has got a glitch, it's not on there. No, all the bad sequels came out in 2000. Jungle the Jungle, jungle the Jungle wait that one. Wait, those two are actually Disney. The bad sequels came out in 2000. Jungle the Jungle, jungle the Jungle Wait that one. Wait, those two are actually Disney. I got confused a bit because I hate that now they give you Disney Plus lists. Yeah, which adds in their Fox and what? X-men is not a 90s Disney movie, it's considered Disney.
Speaker 1:Now Homeward Bound, oh, like, do you really want me to pick between? We could do a Top 10 Animal movies, even though it would rip my heart out. George of the Jungle, george of the Jungle, george of the Jungle this is why we weren't doing live actions. James and the Giant Peach my favorite character in there, mr Centipede, cool as fuck. The only honorable mention we haven't brought up so far on my list was Nightmare Before Christmas. Damn, I didn't know if I could put it or not. This is not a Disney movie, is it? The Sandlot? See, I couldn't. No, there's no way. 90s, and it's just growing up in there. Thank you, james. Earl Jones, oh my, wow, matt set that up kind of funny. Hey, go out, tom Stop. Pocahontas is in there, aladdin's in there.
Speaker 1:Hercules, hercules Dog was a fucking Disney movie at one point, before it got apprehended by Nickelodeon, apprehended by Nickelodeon, apprehended by Nickelodeon. Well, disney decided to fuck over the creators and whatnot, so they went to Nickelodeon. Bugs Life oh, bugs Life, but that's Pixar. So I actually really enjoyed the dollar store version of Bugs Life. It's called Ants. I really like it.
Speaker 1:Best dream work. How about this one Live action? The Three Musketeers? Oh boy, I actually love the more modern one. That movie introduced me to the Three Musketeers.
Speaker 1:There's a lot I could have said and put on this list. That would have just been 90s and I didn't want to do that. That movie introduced me to the Three Musketeers. There's a lot I could have said and put on this list. That would have just been 90s and I didn't want to do that. I didn't feel right. Like the shit that I put on my list you never would have fucking thought of.
Speaker 1:Well, it's been making it. So we don't really have ties with Jay often. That's one thing that's been happening. That's been working good. It might work with the video game once too. I don't know, we'll find out Probably Well, anyways, my number one is not surprising.
Speaker 1:It's Lion King. I love lions. They're my favorite animal. I love the story Lion King tells. It is because he's not here in honor of him. I'll say it just because he always says it when it's brought up.
Speaker 1:Lion King is based on Hamlet, so With Dragon Hula, yeah, one of my favorite Lion King is the only one that competes with Atlantis for cast, specifically Luol Simba, mufasa, tamon Boomb. Cast Specifically Luol Simba, wufasa, tamon Boomba, scar Falcon Hyenas, one of them voiced by the great Whoopi Goldberg, who I love. Don't really like her politics that much, but I love Whoopi Goldberg. I forget about Cheech. Yep, cheech, I love Cheech. Great cast. And then then, good soundtrack. What is his name? Jim Cummings? Yep, he was on a couple of the lists. Matthew Brockbrick voiced Simba, I believe, which was great. He was a Disney boy, actually the live action voice they got for Simba. Donald Glover, that's Donald Glover. He does a pretty good I like Donald Glover.
Speaker 1:The only one that rivals Tarzan to me is I still might give Tarzan the edge, but Lion King has got almost all great songs. Like I said, I have a tie for two. I like Tarzan in one, but I have a tie for two. I like Tarzan 1. But I have a tie for two for Hercules, mm-hmm. James Earl Jones is James Earl Jones. Rest in peace to that legend.
Speaker 1:The only movie I gave to music, aside from Tarzan, was Fantasia, mm-hmm. That movie was nothing but music, so I can't really give it that cred. Yeah, still, what the fuck was the Sorcerer's Apprentice song where you got? There's only one scene Rewatching Lion King now and a lot of people have made this comment, because I've seen memes and this is just for a joke One scene that gets me chuckling like oh boy, wow, disney knew what they were doing.
Speaker 1:When Simba and Nala are wrestling and Nala gives them that look, I'm like I don't know what that look means. I don't know what that look means Disney, you tried to sneak that behind me when I was a kid, older or younger. What they wrestle more than once, that's true. Yeah, that one when she was with Timon and Pumbaa. Look, I'm like, oh hey, that's them guys, that's them eyes. I know what that Disney, I know what you did there. Yeah, and gives them I'm like, whoa, watch, watching that. Now, when you're older, it's like, whoa, I see what Disney was trying to insinuate there. That's what Disney had been insinuating throughout that time period. Oh yeah, they literally wrote it in flowers. So, okay, that's our. That's Mufasa review top Top 10 Disney movies. There's a bunch of the ringing of that. Fuck it, it's going to come up. Topanga, topanga. I heard Banga, you heard Banga, I heard Topanga Apparently. Boy Meets World is a movie. Topanga, son of a bitch. That's all, folks. Stay tuned for part two of this double feature.
