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Knightfalls Vale
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Is the 9-5 workday truly dead, and is remote work the future we've all been dreaming of? Join us as we cheekily navigate through our borderline Valentine's Day special, kicking things off with quirky tales of eating habits before diving headfirst into the thrilling world of film. We dissect recent viewings like "Companion," "Heart Eyes," and the action-packed romantic spectacle "Love Hurts," drawing wild comparisons to classics such as "Kill Bill." As we reminisce about epic film shoots in Milwaukee and Chicago, our banter teeters between nostalgia and humor with a sprinkle of cookie-fueled chaos.
Our playful debate continues with a surprisingly contentious discussion on what truly makes a musical a musical! With The Weeknd's upcoming film as the spark, we ponder on genre blends like the slasher rom-com "Hard Eyes." In between trading slasher film ideas involving taco trucks and Labor Day killers, we let our imaginations run wild with holiday-themed horrors and whimsical horror twists featuring cartoon characters. The episode teems with laughter as we explore shocking scenes from "Bo is Afraid" and "Men," all while revealing our secret love for creative slasher antics.
We cap off this lively episode by speculating on the wild world of video game and comic book adaptations. From envisioning Metal Gear Solid on the big screen to humorous musings about casting choices in Marvel and DC universes, our conversation bursts with excitement and skepticism. Dive into our spirited exchanges on adaptations ranging from "Legend of Zelda" to "The Witcher," while pondering the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and its young heroes. With lively debates, pop culture nostalgia, and a healthy dose of humor, this episode promises an entertaining and unpredictable journey through the fascinating universe of entertainment media.
It says stop recording. So apparently, welcome to Nightfallsville Podcast. You just heard me talking about Succulent chicken. What a clock, because I'm eating cookies. That has no correlation whatsoever. Yeah, I know, I was talking about my moaning when I eat food, I was saying I do it with chicken too sometimes. Anyway, welcome to the borderline Valentine's Day special. Okay, I guess I'll take three. You can't even argue. I said borderline Valentine's Day special. Okay, I guess I'll take three. You can't even. You can't even argue. I said borderline Valentine's Day special, as long as you didn't say borderlands. Oh, no, no, no, there is no correlation to that movie, to these movies we just watched. Yeah, because you have time. Jesus Christ, what. They're gone. Yeah, there's only two rows. We'd already eaten some. Oh, that's why I was going to say Okay, and I took three that were stuck together. Okay, why do you want me to stuff it in your mouth? No, make this day extra special, tom. What do you want stuffed in your mouth? Whoa, not that type of chocolate, chocolate, alright.
Speaker 1:What's our episode about today? I don't know. It wasn't discussed. I know nothing about today's top 10. I know we don't have a top 10 for once. No, we'll have one for the next one.
Speaker 1:We have recently seen three movies, two out of the three we have all seen in one me and Jay have seen, so those movies being Companion, heart Eyes and just recently Today. Well, heart Eyes also Today, but fuck, I'm forgetting God. I forget the name Love Hurts. There you go. It took me a second to process that, I don't know why. So I don't know which one we should yap about first. How'd you forget about Love Hurts being the most recent one we went? Don't ask me, it took me a second to Do.
Speaker 1:You want to call it the Lynch show? I don't. Yeah, probably. Actually, that's a poor name for that. Yeah, that is, that is pretty poor.
Speaker 1:The Marshawn show we smell, we smell. That's where I saw him from. All very different. I can't figure out where I saw the most familiar movie I saw Otis in. He did look really familiar. He was in Violent Night, one of the thugs. Yep, it was the one that kept trying to get up the ladder and then he got caught. We're just scuffing our faces with cookies yet, yeah, the cookies are gone. All very, yeah, the cookies are gone. All very, all very Chips.
Speaker 1:All very different movies. Well, they're all rated R. Yeah, I guess Horror movie, slash, science horror, science fiction, horror. How about we work our way? Slasher, romantic comedy, action Movie, action comedy, romantic comedy, action movie, action comedy, action comedy. Sure, almost action movies you can laugh at. There wasn't a goddamn line that Otis and uh Marshawn said that you weren't laughing at. This is funny, especially when you find that beast mode Fuck it. Beast mode Goes almost through the entire movie when he actually said it Love Hurts.
Speaker 1:Very good action movie. Stories that are almost non-existent, but a very good action movie. But then again you go to them for action movies Because critics don't like it. But again they're looking for stories. Did anyone else get like almost? I mean, I know Kill Bill has more story to it, but did you get a Kill Bill vibe almost as far as like the way they just went with everything? Oh no, there's a big difference in movies. Kill Bill's legend no, kill Bill's a legendary movie. That had enough story. It got two movies. Kill Bill's Music Legend no, kill Bill's a legendary movie, everyone loves it. That had enough story. It got two movies. Yeah, well, you know the story behind that. That's how long the movie was like five hours long. Tarantino had to split it in two. 19%. On Rotten Tomatoes yeah, I told you it's bad Like pfft. It doesn't have a popcorn score yet. Audience Go check. They like it. People are going to like it. Of course, critics are the ones that actually type opinions. 64%. Not as high as they are, that's fair. Not as high as I would have thought.
Speaker 1:Marvin Gable, working in Milwaukee suburbs I was still trying to figure out where to fuck that suburb. Yeah, I'm like there ain't no Milwaukee suburb. Look like this. I've seen a couple that are close. You have, they're supposed to be a walk-in shop. That's the days of delivering pizzas. I've seen a couple that are pretty close and every time I heard sirens in the background.
Speaker 1:I don't think that was filmed in Milwaukee, though I don't know, probably not. No, it looked more like downtown Chicago. The last two big movies that fucking I got all hyped because they were actually shooting scenes. Here was one of the Transformers was here. They were shooting at the art museum. I know Three Age of Extinction, public Enemies, the one with Dark Side of the Moon yes, it was Dark Side of the Moon, that one that Johnny Depp was in with John Dillinger or whatever. They filmed a lot of that in Milwaukee with Johnny Depp, did you say three Mads or one of Mizzen? No, you're just saying Transformers 3. Okay, that was the one where you had the new girlfriend. Yeah, michael Bay said he loved that Milwaukee Art Museum so he had to get some shots when the girlfriend worked, had to get some shots. So Shia LaBeouf, I typed in movies filmed in and the first fucking thing that's up there is movies filmed in Milwaukee.
Speaker 1:Like, how many of us are so self-centered we have to see. I'm one of them. Let's see that. Uh, um, you remember Planes, trains, automobiles, that motel they stayed at in the end, those brothers, bridesmaids, public enemies, major League Transformers, dark and Moon Major League makes sense. Laverne and Shirley. Patriot the Patriot, yeah, what TV Mature? It's a TV show. Okay, I was like when the fuck they filming that here? I don't know. I went Northern Wisconsin. Yeah, I get it. They have WWE Raw on here for us. Well, that's just, that's a cop-out. Palmer, of course I know. Of course, american movie I have no clue what that is.
Speaker 1:Some documentary about an aspiring filmmaker, rise Lake Michigan Monster. Aspiring filmmaker, rise lake michigan monster. Why do I? Kind of fucking b movie is that on the shores of lake michigan, captain seafield enlists a crew of specialists to slay the hellish sea monster that stalks the murky depths of lake michigan. You know what? I can't even argue with these critic scores. Oh hell, no, no, it looks like it has the same dude that was in House Shark, oh no, look at this. Oh my God, I almost feel like watching it. How Long way around Poop Dreams, half in a Bag? The Hindenburg, the Hindenburg. These are bad, mr 3000.
Speaker 1:I was going to say if they didn't film that here. All that Glitters. The Westing Game, space Cop oh, there's some good ones in here. Is there anything Small Town Wisconsin? Oh shit's some good ones in here. Is there anything Small Town Wisconsin? Oh shit, yeah, the Rat Race oh, I know that. One Trust Nobody. Nope, lotus Operandi, war Dom or stuff. Apparently, this one was made this year. Now more, yes, 2025. Give me liberty. Well, hell, no. Give me liberty. Oh hell, no, give me liberty. Mr Kwan and his fellow recent academy, danny Trejo, made a movie here. Oh God, is that a review Snapshot? Mr Kwan and his fellow recent academy award honoree, ms DeBose, have no chemistry together. Well, that I Well, that, yes, they could have picked somebody else to be his pair.
Speaker 1:Love Hurts is an action romance that fizzles like a science class volcano, made of baking soda and cheese. I read him that one. This should be a breezy Valentine's. Do you understand about that one? It's baking soda and cheese. Who the fuck put baking soda and cheese together to see what happens? Would they put cottage cheese in there? So it just fizzled up and looked like foam? This should be a breezy Valentine's comedy with some amusing action set pieces, but instead it has the charm of a breakup text. I will not lie about that breakup text. The fact that they actually stayed together at the end is a little odd.
Speaker 1:No, I, you know, feels like the screenplay was written by ChatGDP. Well, the company it came from. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, it's changed. Nope, yeah, there's really a lot to say about this movie.
Speaker 1:The action sets were. That's the problem. The action was good and the story it was very good. Actually, I had a lot of fun with the action and the story was. There ain't nothing to discuss because the story was so. We didn't get enough backstory to justify any of the characters choices. No, no, none. I'm like. Why is it people? That's what you get in an hour and 20 minutes Dedicated action. Yeah, not that it's a bad thing, but sometimes you gotta like. Take John Wick, for example, because that's the fucking pedestal of action. They're action, but they put just enough story in there to keep you vested.
Speaker 1:I don't know if this is gonna beat. I don't think this is gonna beat the top two movies I've seen this year. What Love Hurts? I don't think it's beating the top two. Are you saying so far? So Dead of Thieves and Companion is above this. This movie was entertaining, but it's not a top contender. I'm going to put it on my list. It's a guilty pleasure movie. Yeah, what are we watching this for?
Speaker 1:I love the main actor, the main character. He's the best part of the movie. We get to deal with Raven as Michael Jackson, if that's what I call it correctly. What's the next thing we're going to see him in? I thought that was what he was doing. I kind of like that. He's a fucking poet and he called himself the Raven. We all know what my favorite part of the movie was bismo. I love Marshawn Leach. He's not acting, he's just being Marshawn. His whole relationship with Otis. That's me. I have to go to work. Just apologize to your wife. Fine, that's me. I go to work and I have little watches. Oh, just apologize to your wife. Fine, like I said, that's the problem.
Speaker 1:When there's a lack of story, it's hard to even come up with any plot points or anything Funny. Hard Eye's had a better story and that's saying something. That's saying something. That's saying something. Even the twist, yeah, that you could have seen coming from a mile away, except for who it was. That one you can't really see, never mind Different person, different person. Yeah, it's dealing with Young Mark, it's Jafar Jackson. Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, okay, oh, hard Eyes is chilling 82% with critics and 78% with people. Okay, that one's just chilling. Wow, that movie had music, it had action, it had comedy. That one's just chilling.
Speaker 1:Screen movies, hard Eyes oh, that's where I seen him from. I was wondering you look familiar as a bitch. Where are you from? Yeah, he's kissing your girl. Ah, are you good? What happened? Maybe, what? Nobody touched it. No, no one touched it. It's working out, though. Okay, jesus Christ, we lose the beginning part, though I don't think so. Also, I just looked over and it said start recording again. I was like what? What kind of joke? I don't get this shit. Well, whatever Makes no damn sense. Technology, bro, it doesn't always work and I'm a Bermuda Triangle for fucking technology Makes no damn sense. Technology, bro, it doesn't always work and I'm a Bermuda Triangle for fucking technology. Yeah, he's John Ortega's boyfriend in Scream. Yeah, that's where I knew him, the more recent Screams that.
Speaker 1:Actually Going to see this movie was actually worth it, because we did find a couple new trailers of movies we did want to go see, like that one with Jenna Ortega. We have no idea what it is, I'm just calling it the weekend movie. I was like it's the weekend and very key. You know, ever since, something tomorrow doesn't matter. Ever since, not right now, anyway, something tomorrow Doesn't matter. Ever since, not right now, anyway. I got it. Wish for tomorrow. No, at this point, just look up General Ortega. That's what I'm doing. Hold on, hurry up tomorrow, hurry up tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Musical psychological thriller Wow, wow, musical up tomorrow. Musical psychological thriller Wow, wow, musical. Yeah, it has the weekend in it. He's gonna be a. No, no, musical to me is where they actually see how fucking sings scenes in the movie. Is that what's gonna happen? It could Showed him in concert. Yeah, that, him in concert. Yeah, that's a concert, him performing at the concert. Therefore, he's probably going to sing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that doesn't make the movie a musical. Sure, oh my yeah, god, we come up with the most what the fuck debates ever what's a musical, what's not a musical, what's anime, what's not anime? God, can we ever have an episode where there's not some whoa? What's a musical, what's not a musical? Oh my God, I know half the world would agree with me on that one. It's like a musical is something where damn near 80% of the film is where they're singing out the scenes, singing out the scenes. I don't know if I agree with that, but we could be singing in a scene. So there's Ooh, that's Ooh, yeah, that would just be a concert. This would be a, a free con, not a.
Speaker 1:I categorize a musical as A quarter-priced that. I categorize a musical as A quarter-priced concert. I categorize a musical as just breaking out into song. It doesn't have to have a as if the scene I would categorize he's breaking out into song. If he's having a concert on screen. Well, I don't. That may be true. I didn't say this was a musical, I'm just saying that's where my line of it draws.
Speaker 1:Like Joker, foley or Duke Fucking movie. You haven't watched that movie. That's awful. It's not good. Ugh. First one was great, alright, yeah, it's entertaining as hell. And then they decided they didn't want to be that movie anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But well, me and Jay have to do this one, it doesn't help. The last freaking movie we watched with him in it was Bo is Afraid, don't bring that up. Don't bring up. Bo is Afraid, don't bring that up.
Speaker 1:The dick monster that giant dick monster still is just living in my fucking. Oh God. Is that one better or worse than then? Than a dick monster? That giant dick monster still is just living in my fucking. Oh god, like what? The and his balls. Is that one better or worse than men? I don't know, men was just for me it's somehow better than men. Well, that's cause the fucking. The movie men is basically just saying. The whole movie is just saying how horrible men are. That's the whole fucking movie. So I mean, if you're a man watching that, it's like God. They're trying to make us feel like shit. There's just the birth scene. That's what got me the birth scene. Come on, nothing beats the first time you see that. It's like what the fuck? No way.
Speaker 1:But anyway, hard Eyes was a slasher. This is a mouthful slasher romantic comedy which was really good. Stab, stab, stab, stab. Yeah, that is, but the jokes were funny. I like the look of the killer. It's something I was like. I like that. It's different.
Speaker 1:You gotta some of these slasher movies, make these slasher things. I mean, you put on the frickin' Nightwatch. Yeah, it's Night Vision. Night Vision and Gloggles are just red darts. Yep, yep, that was cool.
Speaker 1:There's some good kills in there. I don't know. I think the Juicer was the best kill. Tire Iron was pretty cool too. Ha, ju, tyron was pretty cool too. Ha, okay, juicer number one, tyron. Number two Tyron was just funny for two reasons because they're sitting in there fucking confessing to each other. They're fucking. And then there's two fucking hippies they're fucking Fucking in the back While they're sitting in front of the car, in the back of the, and he just and they start yelling at him because they're getting too loud while fucking, and then he just opens the door and then grabs her head and slams it down on a tire. There's a big hole in her fucking mouth, like this fucking big. You can see through her head. Kill, good, good kill.
Speaker 1:I think the opening kill was pretty cool too. He's just blade through the camera lens and through his face. Yeah, that cameraman had a shit deal, dude. Yeah, he's like, oh fuck. Like, oh fuck, I just got killed, son of a bitch. Very good one, pretty good one-liners in there too. I like Like, fucking. Uh, it's my sponsor. I'm a Sugar Daddy sponsor. God, you're a terrible shot.
Speaker 1:The music was kind of on point too. Oh, they put all the classic love songs in there. I'm like what the fuck are they doing, man? My. Oh, they put all the classic love songs in there. I'm like what the fuck are they doing, man, my God, that was a surprise.
Speaker 1:I actually think he would have enjoyed it if he went to see it, matt. He would have found ways to tear it apart, guaranteed. But he might have had fun with it. It's a fun movie. I just didn't.
Speaker 1:I don't think Now slashers. I don't think Matt really considers horror, but I just don't think he's that into slashers. He's not into just watching people get killed, for I like to see the creative ways people get killed. As fucked up as that sounds, I'd rather see this kind of bad movie than that kind of bad movie. So Hard Eye's over Love Hurts. No, the other way around, the one I saw, yeah, I think we're flip-flopped. No, that's all preference. That's all preference. I'm tired of seeing so many dumb people getting killed. It's America, yeah, that doesn't mean I see it in America. I don't need to see it on TV. I almost feel like quoting Childish Gambino right now. This is America, this is America. This is America, I mean.
Speaker 1:But I said I like the twist of taking his mask off. What the fuck is that? And then all of a sudden, luther meme taking off the mask while he's impersonating the Flash. I don't even know who the fuck this is. I didn't expect the IT guy, but I did expect the female detective. I knew it was her. Considering we didn't see her die on screen, I figured something was off.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised you didn't like the one death more. The fucking male detective oh, that got fucking stabbed in the dick, got stabbed in the dick. He got stabbed in the dick, basically chopped his balls in half and then, yeah, he just had this fucking machete and shit, just like, ooh, that's the guy with the machete. Can we talk too much gore for you? He's trying to be Jason, I'm not cringing. And pain, oh, it was some good kills, but again, complete heart-ice as a kid's movie compared to what Terrifier does.
Speaker 1:You know the one twist I didn't get, though. Remember how it was kind of leading into just try it, you might like it. Yeah, you know how the two end up. Try it, you might like it. Yeah, you know how the two end up together at the end of the movie. Yeah, the twist where them two actually end up being the new hard eyes. Oh man, so you get a second movie.
Speaker 1:Me and him were talking in the car how all these holidays are getting killers. Now Valentine's Day's got our eyes. What I was watching was Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, we're the proper one, and he won't leave it alone. That Christmas is going to terrify her. That's just Well. Also, black Christmas that's an older movie, 70s though, but Christmas, I mean you're talking about old movies. You technically have Leprechaun for St Patrick's Day, technically, yes, oh yes, we need one for Easter. There's one Leprechaun movie that won't leave my head Leprechaun in the Hood. That's a great movie. Terrible, fucking bad, but funny. Those movies are all fucking bad. All the movies are fucking bad.
Speaker 1:They were thinking of rebooting it. Oh God, they did reboot it. It was fucking horrible. They made the Leprechaun just a little creature thing. It's like horrible. They made the leprechaun just a little creature thing. It's like that's not a no, yeah, they.
Speaker 1:How would you do a Fourth of July killer movie? Oh don't. Oh boy, where his main weapon is fireworks. He dresses up as Uncle Sam oh God, no, that's just wrong. I don't know why the ones that came in like a wrecking ball would be playing while he's just firing off fireworks and killing people. Oh my god, yeah, that. I just. I was just thinking about that like god. All these, all these fucking.
Speaker 1:I don't know if they're gonna turn into franchises, though. I mean, I don't know if we're gonna have hard eyes movies. Now, thanksgiving, I think, is getting a c. I think they see, that's the one twist. I didn't. I would have liked to happen at the end, but it's almost kind of a good thing they didn't do that. Yeah, I mean the movie should do fine. It's only like an $18 million budget, so it should chill. That's the good thing about making these movies have low budgets. If that's the case.
Speaker 1:Name a holiday you would like to see a slasher be made of. I mean, we've the fucking Valentine. I mean, we've the fucking Valentine's Day has been overdone now. Yeah, that and you got my bloody Valentine's Day. I think you could do Labor Day as an interesting one.
Speaker 1:The Labor Day killer. I ain't going to work. I am associating that. That's a better fucking plot line than what I was thinking. I was associating Labor Day way too much with labor, as in mother labor. Why are you killing us? Tomorrow's an off day. I gotta go back to work. Mondays Mondays, am I right? Mondays? Oh god no, the fucking killer just goes around wearing a Garfield mask. Oh, I could. No, the fucking killer just goes around wearing a Garfield mask. Oh, I could not see that. You already have a Halloween. Yeah, that's just Michael Myers owns that, can't do nothing about that.
Speaker 1:The big ones are technically Easter, kwanzaa. Yeah, we were talking about the Kwanzaa killer, where he chooses what is it? 13 nights? That's Hanukkah. Oh, damn it, get him out of here. That was seven. I have that flip-flop. Oh, shut up, dean, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:I think I know where your brain went to. My brain was already going there. Nope, I already know who the killer would be dressed up, as in Hanukkah, and I'm not gonna fucking say it. Uh-huh, my brain went there too. Now you gotta say it Hitler, fuck, yeah, sorry, no offense to any Jewish listeners, please. It's just a joke, probably. Sit there laughing at that film and let's use gas to kill people. He's like oh, I know right where DC is going. My brain already went there. It was. My brain was trying to think what's the Jewish holiday? What's the Jewish holiday? What's the Jewish holiday? That's where my brain was going. Oh God, I mean, there's got to be a Black History Month, one now too. That's an entire month, not a day. We get more kills.
Speaker 1:Well, if we weren't on blast anyway, what if they did what if they did what if they did what? If they did what if they did what if they did what if they did what if they did what if they did what if they did what if they did what if they did what if they did what if they did DeMille movie Ice COVID, cinco DeMille yeah, it was a COVID joke. No, I broke him with A taco truck killer. He's like what, what'd you say? A taco truck killer? He has the easiest way to get around. Nobody would suspect him because he's just. I mean, if we ever wanted to ruin business for taco trucks? Oh yeah, sorry, I said something Ruin business, god, I didn't expect. No, that was a good tandem Then. Okay, was it? Was it? Well, come on, we have plenty of what. What should I do? Just holidays? No, we're done. We're done, we're done.
Speaker 1:The idea is dead. We've already given out too many free movie ideas, yeah, and now we're in the era of public domain, fucking horror movies. Now we need a Pooh and a Peter Pan and shit. Someone's going to make a fucking movie about what we just said, but we can sue them.
Speaker 1:Name a favorite cartoon character that you wish to see as a slasher Tom and Jerry. I'm so behind that idea. But then they call them Itchy and Scratchy. I got one that'll hurt Scooby-Doo. Oh boy, I'm surprised they haven't done that yet. It's still public domain. You know what they keep cranking out enough Scooby-Doos. They just made a Steamboat Willie movie.
Speaker 1:You know who plays Steamboat Willie? David Howard Thornton. Who plays Art Clown? Wait, he's actually the mouse. Yes, he's the mouse.
Speaker 1:You want to see what he looks like? It's fucking horrible. It's like a fucking B-movie. Hold on, I sent you him as the Joker. That never gave me a response. That was great, but hold on, here we go.
Speaker 1:And that was a fan film. That's what he looks like. What in the fuck? That's steve, bow willie, that's dave. How do you do? It reminds me of have you ever gone to chucky Cheese in? Like the early 90s? What is that? That's what happens when you let shit go in the fucking public domain. You get that. Technically it's called Screamboat. Yeah, screamboat, that's their file. Why am I not hearing the S on that? Screamboat? Wow, no longer a horror movie. No, that's a porn title. He'd love to be a part of that film. Who said he wasn't? Oh, my god, as long as we're not his fluffers. No, you already accepted that job. Okay, we killed him. Yeah, okay, a third movie, the oldest movie we have seen, that.
Speaker 1:What we all have seen was Companion. Let's move on. Yeah, now go talk about. So you want us to move on to sex bots? Oh, that's what she is. Yes, she's not a sex bot, she's a companion. But we all know what that means it's for companionship. She was specifically built for intake. Kinda, that movie was just so fun.
Speaker 1:Taking her in for fluid changes was definitely the thing that I was not expecting. I was like your tears I gotta take you in and get that refilled. He cracked the fuck up when they said that I gotta take you in and get that refilled. Has she got an oil change in this fucking thing? I thought the cool.
Speaker 1:I like when you can go into her settings and fucking jailbreak her and then she's speaking Deutsch for fucking, that was regular fucking settings. The jailbreaking was making her more aggressive, making her intelligence 100 and shit. That was cool. That was cool. It was just different her intelligence on 100 and insulting you. You're less than average dick. You're less than average dick. You're less than average sized penis. Yeah, he didn't say anything. So that hurt him. That hurt his pride.
Speaker 1:What was left of it? Yeah, how about the best scenes in that movie? They were pretty decent. That fucking cop one was great. That was kind of the only one that really showed. Yeah, a lot of shit. The other one was getting shot. Oh, at the end, when she got him with the fucking forkle, which I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
Speaker 1:Every single other one was just an accident, except for what was his name? Sergei? Sergeii, yeah, sergei, the Russian who sold sod. Yeah, that wasn't no gangster, no, he just sold sod like he got stabbed. He's at the looper to planning business, that everything, every password and code in the house was Stalin's birthday. Do you know Stalin's birthday by heart. No, do you know Stalin's birthday by heart? No, that shit had the easy money in the house. Apparently, there goes another sponsor In that movie. The sponsor? Oh yeah, cause she was a Fucking sugar. Yeah yeah, cause Sergei was her. The one chick sugar. Yeah, another more sponsorship, more sponsorship. But again, it had a good story.
Speaker 1:It was funny. That was funny and, like I said, how it ties into the fucking real world was pretty. Wow too, because that shit's coming, that shit is, it's here. They're building robots. They're just not as smart or lifelike. You can tell they're fake. They can't get the latex, just right. And like I said, the second that things go up for pre-order, I gotta pre-order something. Don't shake your head at me, you know, it's a thing. You gotta pre-order, I gotta pre-order. They don't say nothing, they do whatever you say. You can program them. That's like god.
Speaker 1:I'm making men sound horrible, but I don't give a fuck. A lot of, it's true. That's ideal for men. Oh, I can turn your volume down and watch the game. What the fuck? Stop talking.
Speaker 1:Iris, go to sleep. Yeah, game time. I actually very much love that. Iris go to sleep. Yeah, game time. He actually very much loved that Iris go to sleep. Why don't you ever do the dishes? Iris go to sleep. Memory wipe Wipe the last 20 minutes I'd have. He was having too much fun imagining having her wipe the last 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:Would you take that to Amino? What I mean? What A sex bot Role play? Probably? I mean, no one can ever see my Amino chats because no one can ever see that. Nope, no, they'd have to go to your Discord. No, not the Discord. That's where the real nasty shit happens, because you can send stuff and Discord will bitchhatch you like a mean old dog. That depends on how you're using Discord.
Speaker 1:I've been a part of Discords that were technically discontinued for shit. It happens, I know it happens. Somebody has to report it. Yeah, yeah, I don't think they're going to report you sending a dick pic that they asked for. No, no, exactly. I just hope it's not. No, that's more Blackmailing material.
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Speaker 1:The only thing we can't get is people actually commenting. It's like goddammit, interact with us. This man's Lucifer, he needs the attention. I mean, we ain't doing it, it just depends. Like I said, I gotta oh you, well, you got the border states money now but I gotta throw you like 40 bucks every once in a while to do boosts, because that helped. Granted, we don't have we got to the philippines. Granted, we don't have to uber popular. I like doing this because it's fun to do, but that's just a chariot, that's just a bonus.
Speaker 1:If you ever just wait, we get popular enough and they actually ask us to do a podcast at Ant Keep, that would take quite a bit. That'd be legendary. That'd be something. Then we could actually have voice actors come up on here and you could actually go and people would not even mind. Man, we could get Fuck. We could get up to that millions and millions of listeners, and then we could get millions of listeners next time. That's what the Patreon was for. I haven't added shit to the Patreon. I've been very bad at that. We don't have anything to put on it, no, just our regular episodes. That's where his OnlyFans talk. I haven't fucking been recording our car rides home. We could get fucking millions and millions. I should have done that the day that we rode home from Smile. Oh God, that was fucked up. Well, we should have fucking. I want to get millions of listeners. So at some point the Secret Service will fucking call and say hey, president Trump wants to be on your podcast, son of a bitch. And you have three years. What in the fuck do we even talk about for Trump to come on our podcast? That'd be one of the most legendary podcasts.
Speaker 1:We're more likely to get Elon at this point. Oh great, he's a fellow weeb. I know he is, but you never know what he's going to say because he's Fun fact. This is not political, this is just a funny thing I never knew Elon would actually slow. He has autism or something. I never knew that. Where do you think that came from? Yeah, that looked bad, but when I watched videos of people, it's like he was trying to throw his heart out at people.
Speaker 1:There's people that do that, nate. That's why I don't listen to media for any. There's people that do that at DNC. That's why I don't listen to that shit. And they didn't say shit. Elon does it because he's Trump's pal and it's oh, he's a Nazi. There's better ways to show it than a potential miscue of what he did. The other problem is the people his family and he himself are associated with Elon Musk.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker got a spot in government. That motherfucker gonna oh man, there's better ways to show your appreciation. I do very much appreciate what he's been doing, though. Well, he and his group. I can't just give him the credit. I'm gonna tell you there's some shit. I'll say this and this ain't 50 grand a goddamn year. This is a neutral, kind of a neutral statement, because I don't like getting into that shit too hardcore, but it's a neutral statement. But some of that shit Trump has said seems so bonkers.
Speaker 1:But people would love it if it happened, like what does this motherfucker want to do away with income tax? I mean, no tax, I don't know. Come on with it. I know how bonkers it sounds. People would love it. I don't think that would ever happen, though, because they'd have to rework so much shit to make that even possible.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Then again, I don't know economics. I don't know government. That's regular income tax. I don't know, not including Medicare and state. And again I don't know. That's why, when people ask me economic shit, I'm like I don't fucking know that shit.
Speaker 1:Don't ask me that. I don't know that, jesus. That's why I do my best to trust people who know economics. I don't fucking know economics, bro. Ay-yi-yi, nope. Just look at the money in my wallet. Oh fuck, where'd that go? Yeah, I remember when I spent it. I know. I mean god. That's the thing, though, if they're not a comic book movie, we can't yack about the movies as much. We really can't. That's the only thing that blows me away.
Speaker 1:How much time do we have to work with? I didn't even look. I think it just yeah. Yeah, if it doesn't all go on, it doesn't all go on, it'll go on. Well, shouldn't we be? We should be okay. I mean, what do we? It's like three hours, the last one, yeah, out of six. Oh, I'm just saying we gotta save. How much do we got now? Oh, we, fine, we just gotta make sure we save a chunk for and I'm like 20 minutes to that already. Okay, because we just got. What do we gotta do for this month? Save some for Cap. Well, it resets Newt. Oh, that's why I said, that's why I was commenting. It was like we have time we still have to use. I don't want to have him spending money like this and then not use half of our time. Well, I mean three hours, one minute remaining. I know Matt has his tandem. Matt has his tandem. We've seen a couple of good trailers. We've got a couple of entertaining movies coming up Captain America's next, jack Quaid I appreciate him doing more.
Speaker 1:Once the boys helped him break out, that was his thing. And then he did Star Trek. He's in one of the Star Trek things, isn't he? Isn't it Lower Decks or whatever? I don't know which one's the last one, lower Decks, which I have not watched enough of. It's always just clips, it's never actually the show itself. Unfortunately, for some reason my YouTube keeps feeding me the rookie clips with Nathan Philly. Did you recently look up the? Oh, I don't look up anything, but I like him, so I just keep watching the clips and it's actually a good show. I know what's weirding me out is they keep calling themselves the show of the rookie and he's actually now a teacher in the show. Yeah, I know he is teaching. He's a TO. Let me see.
Speaker 1:Well, we all know the big ones. We know the comic book movies. We know Whoa, the Fantastic Four trailer. Yeah, fantastic Four trailer Four trailer came out. We got a little thing. See, we got a bunch of little things we can do.
Speaker 1:Jurassic Park there was no splicing. They're teasing it. They are fucking teasing it. Oh, that fucking Rancor-looking thing, that thing. And then whatever DNAs they're trying to get are supposed to help cure human diseases. So there is grounds, the reason that they're specifically going after three types of eggs. What the fuck was that dinosaur called Mel? There was like eight of them in the trailer. No, it was a mutant dinosaur. It has a name. I don't even think I saw a name for it. Well, we got that. The movie looks fine. What For Jurassic Park? Yeah, there's dinosaurs running around. It's fine to eat you. What else do you want? Yeah, what else do you want? Stay away from the gene splicing. They've been teasing, apparently, this dinosaur ever since the Netflix show came out, when they showed us the Scorpion Rex or whatever the hell it was.
Speaker 1:This entire movie is built based off of a one-chapter or one-couple-page thing that the writer for the book wrote. They're also taking a failed attempt at Jurassic Park 4 and creating a movie out of it, basically, in that Jurassic Park 4, they were going to do human-dinosaur hybrids. They were going to have these fucking ogre-like things that were basically triceratons. Welcome to Jurassic Park. I'm losing brain cells, fucking. That's how bad the 2004 fucking Jurassic Park could have been after Jurassic Park 3. Boy, yeah, that looks. Um, it looks fine.
Speaker 1:I have Scarlett Johansson bias, of course, but it's nice to know Mahershala Ali's still working despite the Blade rejection. Yeah, if we could fucking get the story right, all of us would actually go see the movie. I don't know if I'd want to see it with some of the fucking scripts I read, or supposedly were scripts that Blade's not even the main character. The fun part is that we need a trailer to define half the stuff that we hear, which is kind of funny because the Fantastic Four was. This was one of the spoiler things that we got the 1960s era looking thing that came out. Yeah, that's in a completely different. I appreciate it, yeah, which looks fine, but it's a completely different universe. So it works out. It isn't a cloud.
Speaker 1:I did see a bunch of people pitching that. He's too fucking tiny. It's like he grows, he can alter his size. He's got the power of fucking cosmic. Power, cosmic, not that cosmic, damn it. You'll be happy if you even get a Peter Parker mention in that movie. Matt's the one that had to burst my bubble with that because I think it's a different world here. How about this? They're going up their elevator in the building and there's just a fucking spider coming down. It's just a regular spider and you're getting a small. I only thought of it because how connected Spider-Man is to the Fantastic Four. But even Matt said it's a different world. He's behind every family member. You're only getting that connection whenever they go back to the void. So this is not 616 MCU universe. Right, okay, that's what I was. It's in the MCU but it's not in the main.
Speaker 1:Fucking People are saying they think that they edited out some of Pedro's powers, because that was the only powers that weren't shown in the movie. They edited it out, and they also edited out some of his work on the chalkboard. Apparently he was working on the multiversal bridge, the thing that brings him to the Council of Reeds. Yeah Well, that would just be another thing for multiverse and connecting to multiverse as well, because one of the rumors was that they were bringing back every version of Reed Richards Because it's geeky. No, he's a bunch of ribbons. Yep, I mean it looks fine. This pisses me off. The cast looks good.
Speaker 1:I'm very few and tortuous with my prop is one of my favorite Marvel characters. I think Joseph Quinn's going to do just fine. I'm still weirded out that I got spaghetti twice in that year. They're explaining everyone and she's like and Johnny's just Johnny. Vanessa Kirby was one of my fan picks for To Be Sue, so I'm not mad at that one at all.
Speaker 1:Pedro was the only one I didn't buy. We have to see him in a movie, I know, going off of what we've seen him in, he's the only one I'm not buying. I have this feeling that he's going to actually perfectly capture Reed from the comics, where he's disassociative but also a fatherly family figure. I can buy him, but he doesn't have children yet. He doesn't have children. He's got fucking Johnny in bed and the jokes will start when he gets Franklin. Then the joke's me there's the magic kid. You don't fucking want Franklin. Yes, I do Magic kid, I want my joke. I the joke me there's the magic kid. There's the magic kid. You don't fucking want Franklin. Yes, I do Magic kid, I want my joke. I want magic kid. Pedro, magic kids, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1:I just haven't seen him play a smart character yet and that's gonna be the hardest thing to buy. Am I weird for saying that, even though we didn't see much, I thought John Krasinski was actually a great read. I've seen him play smart characters. He plays strategic. Yeah, we got an entire series out of him. I still have to finish that.
Speaker 1:Reacher comes out next week, not next week, the week after. Um, fuck, my fucking queue's just gonna be like this long. Only three episodes, though. Then we get them every week. My dumbass has been trying to find new things to watch, so I'll put on like a random anime that's subbed. Sometimes I'm wondering.
Speaker 1:I did find a new one. I like what's that? Basically, just house anime. There's a house, dr House anime, what? Yep, I'll find it. It's female house, figuring out crime, solving medicine Sounds familiar. The only thing I got with him right now is Sakamoto Days.
Speaker 1:Oh great, I'm not yapping about anime. That's not good news. That explains why PlayStation was down. What? Approximately midnight Pacific time, the PlayStation online store was subject to an online breach. Oh, here we go again. What the fuck is with their firewall? They're constantly being breached. Here we go again. Oh, that turned into a joke. What? The vector of the attack was quickly identified and online services were taken offline so we could assess the severity of the attack. The individual or individuals concerned did not download or export any user payment details. Unfortunately, they did place a copy of Concord in everybody's library.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I don't want this to-. I got Concord for free. I don't which engineers are working to correct. They don't correct it. I get a. Want this to? I got Concord for free. I don't know which engineers are working to correct. They don't correct it. I get a free fucking game. I don't care, you can get one of those a month anyway if you're scrimming. I'm one of those weirdos where I don't care. You gave me a free game.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh, the Fantastic Four cast list has Robert Downey Jr's Doctor Doom, so he will probably be in a post-credits scene. That's from that universe. Yep, it's Wikipedia, but he's on Wikipedia and Robert Downey Jr is Victor Von Doom, amoku MD, doctor Detective, so post-credits scene. I'll have to check that out. It's very fun, animated. After the first two, each episode is a different crime Because I have watched a Sakai anime where a doctor goes there and he becomes like a vet and he's sterilizing the world.
Speaker 1:This is all in normal human, no mystical, ah Nice. I need some more like mystery anime. Just keep watching Detective Conan. I need some more mystery anime. Just keep watching Detective Conan. I do, sadly, but it's gotten a little too kiddy for me. I don't like it. All I recommend is Ghost Universe. Hey, you used to like Conan, it's just changed a lot. I don't like kiddy bullshit. No, like the first. I want to say what we consider two seasons. You actually bought it on Amazon. Yeah, I think I did. I don't know. I really do like the Red Azakai Ranger. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 1:The princess and what's what's his name's relationship is a little Little Odd to me. He loves her. We're the same guy, no powers. I got jealous of him because I thought he was gonna replace me. What have you not been paying attention to Red? I mean, he's been awful Red has been awful friendly with her and that hurts him. That's a way in. She's been friendly with him, true, but she also knows that the witch is starting to like him, so it's like she's not going to get in the way of that. It was kind of hilarious seeing the princess just go up to her and go grab her tits like that.
Speaker 1:We made it quiet. We were talking anime got nothing. Oh, I can talk plenty of anime. I don't feel like it. I don't feel like it. We got plenty of time. We got a bunch of bullshit. The problem with anime is I nut hug the same ones every time. So it's, we've got plenty of time. We've got a bunch of bullshit. The problem with anime is I nut-hug the same ones every time. Did he say nut-hug? Yeah, he said nut-hug, I nut-hug. Are you thinking of Squirrel Girl again? No, jesus Christ, I nut-hug the same ones. I've talked about Sakamoto Days already, but that's biased. I read that one New episode I nut-hug Shangri-La Frontier. That's what Sora. I'm caught up on that. I nut-hug Solo Leveling like a motherfucker. There's.
Speaker 1:I need to watch today's episode. We're finally getting the, finally getting him to fight Tusk. Well, yeah, there's. You're just waiting for him to meet his dad. What I seen, remember I watched a dub, so I don't.
Speaker 1:Matt has a few more episodes, but I seen his dad already. I love his dad. His dad no-diffed the fuck out of dude that's trying to kill Jinwoo Like that's my dude. I just want the damn. I want the rest of his fucking. Oh, actually, no, I can't. That one I won't see forever. But I want the main trio of shadows. I got Igris. Beru is next, but I won't. I don't. You don't think Beru's last? Well, I won't see him. I thought Belian was last. Well, yeah, but he's like literally like three episodes left. Oh, he's end-end. Yes, he gets him right before the final boss. I bet he. The iconic ones are Igris.
Speaker 1:Technically, what's his? Iron? Iron, and then Beru, yeah, and Tusk. I was gonna say he gets Tusk. Those are the big four until he gets Bell. Yeah, tusk is just his barbarian. Oh, tusk is the mage, the mage. Yeah, oh, I forgot that. Iron's the barbarian, the mage. Yeah, iron's the barbarian. No, I seen a. I seen a that and it got me all excited because I want to see it.
Speaker 1:There's a point where it's probably at the end, where Beru wants to be the top one so he challenges fucking Bellion for it. That's literally one of the final parts too. And Bellion just no-diffs him, yeah, and he's like what the fuck? And then he's like Jinwoo's, like fine, you can be on this side. You can be on this side. Best part how you can be on this side. Best part Icarus pops up. You can be in the back.
Speaker 1:Hero gets an important, more important assignment. Later on he gets a watch over his kid Bodyguard Barrow. I still have yet to find that. It's just webcomics. It's free, you can easily find it. I'll just message you the title if you want. It's just Soul Leveling Ragnarok. Yeah, you love that when it's attached to the title, don't you? Ragnarok, ragnarok.
Speaker 1:What was your tangent? That was the critical role thing. Critical role. Yeah, season finale was. I said the eight and a half hour.
Speaker 1:Season finale was Thursday and I don't actually watch to know it. Okay, no, because I had to look up some. I was like, okay, I wanted to look up. I know most of them. I haven't seen all of them yet, but I was wondering Tank is the bear, yeah, but he doesn't really do much.
Speaker 1:He ride that motherfucker I like Tank until he gets his main ride. I don't, I don't think. See, I watch videos. As much as I like him, he don't have him long, does he? That's the main ride. I thought he fades away or something, or no. Is that a different? Yeah, the dragon he gets, he will get at the end of the season and it's a big, beastly fucking dragon, but he don't get it. The Demon Lord rides that dragon and then wins. He beats the Demon Lord, the Demon Lord, the King of Dragons or whatever. No, no, it's not the King of Dragons. I'm thinking of the fucking Bonheur, the tower that he's in, that he's slowly climbing up. The Demon Lord is the big boss. Whenever I think of dragons, I'm thinking of the fucking Dragon King. That is the last thing. Dragon King is the final boss. I'm talking about ending shit. Dragon King is the final boss.
Speaker 1:Jima, all the fucking. That won't be for a bit, I know. I know half of these aren't for a bit, but I just wanted to get there's. Iron Jima will be in Season 3. I can't there's. I want to see him because I like his design.
Speaker 1:Greed yeah, I don't know. If you want that, there's a little description. I know what all these are. That's why I was like he called him Greed. That doesn't make sense, I don't know, but that's yeah. Are you not reading these? I just wanted to get the names, okay. So you don't know who Greed is Not necessarily. Okay, you know who Greed is? I should.
Speaker 1:Then we've got You're starting to get the Tusk and the. Then you got to the big ones Tusk, igris, beru. That doesn't count. Did they put the dragon on her? Kamish? The dragon does not fucking count. They put him on her. And then Belian. Yeah, I was going to tell you they put Kamish on her. Kamish doesn't count. He's a big, beastly dragon, though Doesn't he use him towards the end, though? I don't think he lasts. Kamish has already been killed.
Speaker 1:Kamish was the first S-class monster that the people had to fight. The guy you want to meet is one of the people that killed it. You're the big American guy, Andre. Yeah, andre is one of the people that killed Kamish. Yeah, solo leveling is one of the people that killed Tumish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, solo leveling is one of them that I stand up and watch. That's how I go with my fucking. You know he's excited when he can't sit down. Cool, when he fights Tusk, he's gonna have fun. I'm really surprised. When we're in a movie theater he doesn't do that, particularly since we're all usually set theater. He doesn't do that With particular cases where we usually sit in the back row. I technically could, but I would say I have manners. I don't want to fucking get everybody on it. What is that guy doing back there? But no, solo Leveling is one of them. That's one.
Speaker 1:Eventually, I will go on a. If I really like something enough, I'll go on a manga binge. I'll just buy the whole manga. There's only like 14 books of it. I'll just go to Lost World. I probably won't even really read them, but they'll be in my shelves.
Speaker 1:I was one of the dumbasses who, when it originally came out, spent coins to read it. Huh, webtoon, it's one of those things where sometimes you actually have to spend money to read them. Okay, webtoon, it's one of those things where sometimes you actually have to spend money to read them. There's only 200 chapters, yeah, because it's not that long. You think it's long? The guy shortened it towards the end. You could have done a lot more.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, a lot of people are under your sentiment, though. They say, after Beru and the Ant stuff it kind of got rough. You were expecting more with the monarchs when they started to come, and then it just kind of I don't know if it was like the company that he writes for or something wanted more or I just don't think he had an idea. It's possible. That's kind of why I want to check out the sequel to see what's going on there. If he actually thought of something. I don't check out the sequel to see what's going on there. If he actually thought of something.
Speaker 1:I don't know who the big bads are for Ragnarok yet it's just building up the same way the first one did, except it's his son. They tell you who the big bad is, but you don't know what it is. They named it but they didn't show you. They haven't really shown you. They're DMing us. Yes, they're pulling it. They've told you what the big bad is. This isn't going to get as long of an arc as the other ones did you get. Yeah, I don't even know any. I just knew about his son and his wife. They didn't do it. The only characters I know they've brought back so far are Beru from the beginning and then Demon Girl. She came back. She's in the upcoming chapter Out of the people that we know, I don't.
Speaker 1:I think he's going to meet his friend that's been with him the entire time, that works under him. He did hire somebody, didn't he? To manage all of his fucking dungeons. It's just his friend that he was working with. I think he's going to meet him at some point because he's referenced him His uncle. But other than that, my god, you can go on these wikis for a lot of shit and go off, and you can do like you can go on these wikis for a lot of shit and go off and, um, you can do like you can go, story arc by story arc. I'm trying to find where the fucking, where, um, the court order anime is. Now I'm like okay, episode 13, red gate arc, demon king, demon castle arc, episode 50 okay, that's about that's the ending of the season. That's about that's the ending of the season. That's about where this is. So he'll get the dragon and get the life. I think it's gonna end with him reviving his mother. Yeah, yeah, resting Rank Ark, episode 16. And then we're gonna delve into the ants Hunter's Guildgate, hunter's Guildgate Ark. I think that's where it's gonna end. I was kinda glad that actually happened.
Speaker 1:Return to Demon's Path. It's like To where he's getting all these fucking powers and emissions and stuff. It's like, okay, are you going to actually give him the medicine for his mother, because he hasn't seen his mother in forever? He just keeps getting these powers and you know his sister comes in every once in a while. For I mean, he eventually figured once he meets what's-her-name in the Demon Land, he eventually figures out. It's like this last piece is going to be level 100.
Speaker 1:Double dungeon arc. Is that where he goes back? Double dungeon arc? Maybe that's not a very long arc. I don't know what you're looking at now. I'm opening up my manga thing to look at something. It's not not very long.
Speaker 1:When he goes back and fucks up the statue yeah, matt had to burst my bubble with that one. The statue's cool at the beginning, but he turns out to just be I mean, he's still the big boss of the room outside of the trainer. Yeah, architect or whatever. I think I thought it was. I don't remember. I seen a video on it Because remember I probably read Solo Leveling. I read a chunk of it. I don't remember if I read all of it. I can't remember, but stuff comes back to me watching YouTube shorts when does? But stuff comes back to me watching YouTube shorts like, when is that coming out? Like Jinwoo's a part of the system that's.
Speaker 1:I think the Shadow Monarch made that with the Architect, or he's trying to find a vessel right In Jinwoo's vessel. So I was like, okay, I'm starting to remember. He has to beat the Ashborn. What's his name? What's the Shadow Monarch's name? Ash, what the fuck's his name? He has to beat the architect to become the Shadow Mark. Yep, that's when he does. Yep, what are you looking up, jeff? He was said he was Beginning after the end. I'm trying to see it because it's slated for 2025. Well, it's 2025, but I never know when in 2025. Because you know how they like to do winter releases, summer, spring and summer. Actually, they do for each fucking season. Now that I think about it, you never know when you're actually going to get something to come out.
Speaker 1:And this is another manhwa that was really well received, not as popular as solo leveling, but still very good story. As I have told him many times, jinwoo carries that too. Because you got aura. You need aura for me to be really bad. Well, you got aura, I like you, which is why I get sad. I like him because he's a badass. You'd think he's a bad guy because he kind of gets more and more just kind of stern and badass as a showman. He's not a good dude, but he's just very manly. You can start to tell that his emotions are starting to be yeah, he's starting to not have, he's starting to just be, which is why it's surprising when he hooks up with Che. Yeah, it's like where the fuck are you? I laugh whenever I love his sister. She's funny, I love his sister.
Speaker 1:I was surprised that they actually went with that, because they teased it when he was a rookie, before he started getting more popular and became S-ranked. I mean, yeah, but that was another one of those story parts that was like where are you going with this bud? She keeps showing up but you're doing nothing. She got on my radar because there was an episode she was swimming and shit. I'm like that wasn't in the manga. She a little caked up. I'm kind of in here. Oh I, you should look at the side-by-side of her in the anime and her in the manga when she's lying down in bed. That's a thing. There's a thing with that. There's a thing with that. Well, you know, anime are always gonna More sexy, more sexy. Let's go get more sexy in there. Well, you know what this guy got me to do last night? Do I want to know what he got you to do last night? Not in the context that he's joking, not that Hit head.
Speaker 1:We re-watched the entire season of Prison School, one of the greatest things ever made. No wonder he wants you to be a fluffer, matt. Have you watched that or know what it is? I've seen episodes of that. Because of you idiots, because of us idiots. Yeah, you guys put it on at Levi's house. I think One of our anime things. I think we did. I think Matt was just like what the fuck do you guys know?
Speaker 1:I was very aware of what Prisoner's Cable was. Before that I said in an episode he's got a new one coming, or at least the manga's out right now. I don't know if he's going to get an anime adaptation. I doubt it. I doubt it. I'm still waiting. Superball Girls I wish they'd give me Prison School Season 2, but they never did.
Speaker 1:Well, that one should get an adaptation because it's like a shounen. You know how popular. That genre is that shit. What is it, Bro? What y'all doing, man, what y'all doing? Make them bigger. Make them bigger. Very obvious, thank you guys. But I mean that is weird, because then you got people like Oda you can see it through the fucking armor too in the show. Then you got people like Oda and fucking Mashima fairytale in One Piece they draw their women with oh shit, hey, they're the guy's mouse pad. Oh my God, oh God, other than that, I'm waiting for the fucking. I already went through a lot of the fucking.
Speaker 1:I wonder how many episodes season two of fucking? I mean the first, the twelfth? Probably, yeah, twelfth. I wonder how many episodes season 2 will fucking. I mean the first 12? Probably, yeah, 12. I know how quickly the demon lord gets killed, so I know they're probably Only going to go up to the 12, because it's going to be Based off what we know it's going to be.
Speaker 1:You're getting to the Tusk part when he's going to go into the thing as the Miner and crew guy. Oh, fucking it. So then he's going to go fight Tusk. Then he's got to do the level, the S rank thing. Yeah, the internet ruined me for that one. Do you remember Zoolander when he goes into the mine and he's wearing the exact fucking outfit. Oh, yeah, yep. So we're going to get the Tusk, the two-part Tusk episode. Yeah, him getting his official ranking. He's gonna have people trying to talk to him and recruit him, yeah. And then you're gonna get the most of the rest of the season is gonna be the demon arc. Yeah, the finale's probably gonna be the one that takes away from it and where he helps his mom. Yeah, other than that, that's probably the end of the season.
Speaker 1:So, in a way, beru is kind of like a climax. Well, it is. It's like a climax and it just, you know, wait, a climax in three. Yeah, despite everything, the Chuchu arc actually isn't very long, yeah, but you got a lot of buildup to it. Yeah, I could totally see the anime drawing it up, cause, yeah, cause, they're definitely going to to a degree.
Speaker 1:But you also got to get to it where he meets all the other S-Ranks, including the ones from Where's what's his name from? Oh, fuck, okay. Well, he's got the Koreas. They do the Japans. We have the Americas. No, he is Japan, because China's the one where it has a single one. It's Japan and Korea that are teaming up. So we got to do all that.
Speaker 1:Do any of the See? I don't See. Like I said, I remember a lot of this. You remember it better than me. Do any of the Nationals go to? Don't get introduced to the Nationals until after Juju. Okay, I'm talking about. I'm talking about Andre and all that motherfucker. One of the fucking ones gets killed by fucking the monarchs. They jump his ass, if I'm not mistaken. Right, what's his name? If that's who I think it is. I don't know if he's registered as American. I don't remember what nationality he was. He's either American or British. It's one of those two the British do kind of just send people out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're only going to get four seasons out of this the whole thing. Yeah, that's Wow, because after there's only one Would you get five? Probably That'd be really Because you do have to go. That'd be really drawing things off. Four, I foresee, but at 12 episodes a season, I think you can get five Because, like you said, you got to go. You have to be really drawing things off. Four, I foresee, but at 12 episodes a season, I think you can get five. Like you said, you gotta go through the double dungeon. Yeah, christopher Reed, it says American Okay, you gotta get through the double dungeon part. That is a big part of it. Then you gotta do with all the lower class stuff.
Speaker 1:Thomas, andre, liu Xi Yang, that's gotta be the fucking Xi. Yang's gotta be the fucking Ziyang's gotta be the. He's the Chinese one. Ryuji is the Japanese guy. Uh, yes, I believe. So you ever have trouble pronouncing the Korean names, I'm butchering the Japanese names. Come on, I thought it's R-Y-U-U-G-I.
Speaker 1:One thing I did not expect, though. I did expect I was like oh, wow, okay, like I said, where I'm at, I just seen Jinwoo's dad. I did not expect the guy that's trying to kill Jinwoo just to get fucking clowned and no diff by Jinwoo. Oh, you kind of just made it up. Did I spoil something for you?
Speaker 1:That's greed. Huh, hwangdo is greed. Oh, fuck, I shouldn't be laughing at it. I can't pronounce it. It's just a waste of. I know it's Wong. That makes sense. That's greed, that makes sense. Well, iyer's an other hunter, so it's not like it's never been done before.
Speaker 1:He's greed that makes so much sense. Oh, we gotta get through that too. Not only do you have the double gate art where he fights the architect, he's gotta fight and get greed and fight Andre for the first time. He's not ready for that. No, that's a good-ass fight. That's a good fight. He's not ready for that. That might be the finale of 4. He thought the architect was something he was looking forward to. Oh, a statue. No, I see what Andre looks like. I'm like that's going to be my dick. That might be the end of season four.
Speaker 1:Is him fighting Andre? And then you get the dragons. There's actually also. See, why are they See? Like I said, I forgot a lot. Why are the national owners fighting Jin-Goo? You have to like, only Andre fights him. Only Andre fights him. Big, macho motherfucker. Because greed works for Andre. That makes sense. Oh yeah, because he's in America, yeah, so when he fights greed, they actually do set it up pretty well. There's good reasons for that. It's also because you know Big America, you're stronger than me. Yeah, fucking, prove it. I just really like how he thought oh, I got my ass kicked by his dad. I'm gonna piss this kid off and not pay any price.
Speaker 1:Despite hearing everything that this kid does ever since I've heard of it, I'm not a big fan of the Tamer ones. That's more in the Tamer arc. I'm not sure that's one. I never. That's like one part of his ability, I know, but I can tell that was a Tamer one. I think I've read either. I think I read maybe a couple chapters and I'm like I'm not as big into the Tamers as I should be. I like my Izakai level ups. I can't help it. I'm a big fan of Pokemon and Monster Rancher and things like that Digimon Damn it. And we all know Shangri-La Frontier is kind of I don't know how I watched the dub.
Speaker 1:You gotta remember I watched the dub. I only watched the dub for Shangri-La. I I watched the dub. I only watched the dub for Shroud your Life. I only watched the dub. I'm current. They just beat like a gone shade which I was laughing at, that chibi dog head.
Speaker 1:I can't talk about that show because I always he tries to put sword art online in the same tier. I mean, I'm a hater for sword. I'm a hater for Sword Art. I'm a hater. Everyone likes to label it as an isekai. It's not. It's a video game. Look at that, we agree. Look at that we disagree. I don't know. Isekai is used very loosely. It is. It's definitely not. It's Mega man. That's bad One of the things it is? It's definitely not. It's Mega man. Yeah, it panels.
Speaker 1:One of the things about Shangri-La and this is not really biased I always just Sunraku's Sanji from One Piece. It's Eric Vale. He was so excited to be able to wear armor. And then it's great. I like the new.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I can't remember her name. Her name is not etched in my. The Blue-Haired Ninja I love her too. It's very funny. It's like yeah, I can't tell them that I created the Avatar based on me. Can't tell that one. I can't understand. I don't get my appeal with it. I like their setup, but I like the seven colossi and stuff. I mean, I got a dragon, I think. Next is the kraken. It's a fucking kraken. That's kind of what they teased. What else is it going to fucking be? Weathermon was great. I love that. That was some of my favorite episodes I've watched, for anime in a bit was fighting Weathermon, because that was great. I love that.
Speaker 1:It's true to the art or the thing it was giving of him being a trash gamer. Yeah, I'm not as big a fan of delving into the other video games. You don't like when he went to Rust and shit. I was okay with it, but you don't like when he I accept it because it's part of the concept and you'd already and it'd already been Was it actually Rust? I think the name of the game was something like that. It was like Rust, it was Mechs. He took a break from Shangri-La for like 12 minutes Because the game was actually called Rust. There is a game called Rust. I don't like the idea of it, but they already gave it to you in an explanation, so it's like, yes, he's going to delve into other games while he's doing this. So it makes sense.
Speaker 1:People teased at the end of the thing where the people. I got mad, though at the beginning of Fighting Lycagon Shade Fights. I'm like go the fuck away. Slf Zoo, go the fuck away. Get no diff Go, oh my god.
Speaker 1:I am happy, though, because I've seen the picture for the next episode. Remember, there's a couple sub-episodes, but again, when I get used to a dub, I kind of stay with the dub, but next time, oh good, there's Pencil gone and fucking Kotzo. I wonder where the fuck they've been. They're in the town. He's gotta run into them again. I love Kotzo. He's one of them guys that makes a chick character. It's a dude, but he's a chick.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what I turned on Thanks to you, it actually is better than I thought it would be. Which one? I may be a guild receptionist, it's so relatable. It's so relatable. Yes, this episode has become anime talk. If I could actually get him to sit down and watch it, I think he'd like it, but he's not used to the like female. I may be a guild receptionist, but I'll solo any lost clock out on time.
Speaker 1:Wait what I don't like? Female main pro tags. What the fuck? Not in this style. You know what black and blue is? Okay, it's not that. This is not that. She is not that. No, she's definitely not Ready. There's only one thing you actually relate to her for no overtime, no overtime, mom. That's how she feels. Constantly working too hard, she doesn't want to do overtime, oh my god. And now do it in a fantasy setting, as a guild receptionist. So she received the power from the gods to be super OP and just fucking kill things in one shot. God, this just came up. I'm starting to gauge the kind of.
Speaker 1:Have you watched Goblin Slayer? I like Goblin Slayer. I saw I didn't watch the most recent season that came out. I watched the original one. He is a fantasy guy, you'd like Goblin Slayer. Yeah, I like season. I like Goblin Slayer because nobody's got a fucking name. I have Archer, I have Archer Cowgirl, like bro, y'all got names. No, priestess. The funniest thing about watching Goblin Slayer, oh you, did you seen a big fucking lizard dude that's fucking in his party with him, the green lizard dude, mm-hmm. I just watch him like yeah, it's Valiant. I know. Oh, my god, yeah, I'm not really. Oh, let's see.
Speaker 1:Well, we talked about Sakamoto, we watched it and Matt watches that one. Matt Mercer, my co-worker, didn't realize it either, by the way. The tone is just slightly off and then, once you realize it, it's all there. Speaking of Matt Mercer, did you watch any of Spider-Man? Spider-man, the Friendly Neighborhood? I have not watched any of the Spider-Man. I can. We're waiting on something on that one. Can we just say it? Just say it. I don't even know if I'm going to watch it.
Speaker 1:I called it out and he was like how the fuck did you hear that Travis Willingham voices Rhino? I mean, he voices Thor. I'm not surprised. He's in on Marvel. Oh God, I heard it and I had to ask him is that Travis? He was like what Me being like, that does not sound like Ace. I kind of like that does not sound like Ace, because I know I kind of Like Eric Vale, I think of Sanji.
Speaker 1:There's a character I put everyone with. For you guys, travis William is Grog, for me it's Ace. So I'm going to look for Ace. It's not just Grog for Travis. I hear I watched enough Full Metal that I know him, as Was it Scar. No, who was he in Full Metal? Mace Hughes? No, roy Mustang yeah, I hear him more as Roy, yeah, mustang Mustang. He has a Nordic tattoo on his arm because he got to play Explore for 10 seasons.
Speaker 1:The only reason that I have Grog as the association is because it's so fresh. King of the Moon, grog Strong and association is because it's so fresh. King of the Moon, grog Strong and Draw King of the Moon. I've only seen clips of that. I have no actual fucking reference why that is a thing, because I might as well lean into it now. Might as well lean into it now. You set me up with Travis. So campaign three officially ends For you. Who doesn't know, who you very might kind of know. I don't have the critical role I know of my advice is a clip. You're my plug when it comes to critical role For Tal Doray campaign setting where everything is that's that word no plug.
Speaker 1:Setting where everything is Tal'Dorei, no plug. Thanks for breaking him again. I'm too fucking white for him. He doesn't expect things like that. So Tal'Dorei has two moons, uh-huh, one of which isn't actually a moon. It is a prison for a thing that likes to eat gods. Oh that you did go over this last time. I remember this. This was off off. This is the calamity. This is the calamity incident. This came to Tal'Dorei, the continent, after the gods. They trapped it inside the moon. Did they figure out that it ate the gods? It happened, no, it ate two gods. When it was originally sealed, no. So the campaign up to the finale and whatever left you off on a.
Speaker 1:You don't know what the cast is going to do with this. They're not big fans of the gods. They don't have a god or priest or cleric or whatever person in the party. So they were very much anti-god the entire time, because gods are pieces of shit. They do their best, but they're still human beings. That's the way that the Tal'Dorei gods are represented, and then you just get basically godly powers by having people worship you. That's how the concept is. So they decided that they were going to. No, what? Sorry, I associated that with him. It's like I get godly powers because people worship me. Oh, good lord, I don't know. Do you know? Oh no, I'm not going to make that joke. Statues are just him standing straight up and it's just one log coming out. That's where I was going with it.
Speaker 1:Ah, so they held the god's ransom and the main character basically of the group, laura's Imogen, took control of the God Eater and ransomed the gods, saying you guys can leave or become mortal. Uh-huh, they choose to become mortal. All the gods became mortal on a so 20 persuasion check Roll that Laura. She had advantage, had advantage and apparently the rule set was it was a DC 30 skill check, so she had a plus. Never, this was level 15 character. She had a plus 13 in persuasion. No, plus 17 in persuasion, so you needed to roll 13 or higher.
Speaker 1:We went up against a fucking lizard man. That hydro pumped us out On level 4. And I built that thing to fuck with him. It got me, it hit me hard. It didn't die, but it hit me hard. It went off. Before you could rage, I stole my water, evolve into a blastoid. See what happens. I want the rest of this tainted. I'm interested in this critical role. So she rolled the natural 20.
Speaker 1:All the gods agreed to do it and that was. That's basically how that part ends. The gods are all mortal being born as babies, so they gotta wait, for that's gonna be campaign 4. I don't know how many years Is it gonna be? The same characters, new characters. They're not gonna play as the guys.
Speaker 1:They'll probably run into several of them, because not only is it the good gods, it's the bad gods too. How much of a they're going to play a bad character? Well, none of them are going to play a bad character. Matt's probably going to voice the majority of them. He may let one of them. I don't think that's actually happened in any of the campaigns, has it what Somebody's played? An actual like god, like evil? I don't know. I mean Sam just tried. Okay, sam just tried with his cleric bard. The other way, jj plays where it's like look everyone, jj plays a more evil character than what Sam just tried to do. Oh, he was a paladin of his Modius and he still turned into a partial good guy. They're bad at playing evil characters unless it's evil setting. I mean, they're a bunch of good guys so it isn't Yep. Half of them have played villains, so the campaign kind of ends with that.
Speaker 1:Not sure how I 100% feel about it. It's very weird, but it sets up campaign 4 nicely. Now the ongoing debate is what rule set they're going to use for campaign 4. Definitely not for you. How long do they take their breaks? Well, right now their break is including a five part Brennan Lee Mulligan episode. That has nothing somewhat to do with the campaign, but it's going to be. Matt gets to play as a character. That's about all I care about. He's not the DM, that's all I care about. Matt. Never like another crossover type thing where somebody else is the DM. It's just a tangent. But then they're going to do the campaign wrap-up, maybe in April I get them to start a campaign for. Okay, however, they deal with it.
Speaker 1:I'm just not happy. The episode was eight and a half hours long. You stuck through that entire thing. Huh, no, I went to sleep at 2am. There was three more hours after that.
Speaker 1:The problem with me watching any of that is I I couldn't do it in the long. I could maybe watch for an hour or so, but I'm at the end of the day. I'm watching people roll dice and shit, no matter how amazing matt is at it. It's like I don't think I could watch that. That I'd be like when we're taking our turns. That's part of the point. I'm like, oh god. So that's why I'm kind of like, yeah, if anything happens, I'll just read it. You have a chance because you like some of the people in the cast. That's true. That's true. They are funny enough and entertaining enough. That is true.
Speaker 1:One of the main reasons why he actually recommended Vox Machina to you. It will happen one day, but it is not this day. Well, that's an easy binge. I just got to go home and do it and then it's done. I got to go home and I got to do it. I should do it before any of my big animes start creeping their way back. Yeah, season four ain't coming out till the end of the year. Should I just throw it on when I get? You can try. I don't know. Let's try something else. Maybe, I don't know. At this point it's over for a weekend and we binge it. It's three fucking seasons. That's true. That's true Of 12 episodes apiece. That's true. That's true. They're easy to get out of the way. Maybe we do that when Mighty Nein comes out. That way, you get three seasons of Box Machina and then Mighty Nein comes out.
Speaker 1:Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh. I seen that because I was on Hide Eye. What's that one you were telling me to watch Because you think I'd like it? The one with the? Something about the? What was it? Jay S-Class Mage with the cat or whatever the cat? It's a behemoth, whatever the fuck her name has been. I'm a behemoth, a stress-raised monster, but mistaken for a cat. I live as an elf girl's cat. It got even better for you based off of the current episodes. I made a joke. I've seen the picture. I'm like, hey, jay, I'm the cat. Jay's like yes, you are the cat. I'm like, yes, you are the cat. Yeah, yes, you're the cat. Now wait till the second member of the party comes along Nico, the elf girl's cat, you're the cat. But uh, okay, I mean oh.
Speaker 1:I did want to say though, too, because I wanted to talk about it, because it was kind of the most intriguing trailer I've seen that I bet a lot of people hate, but I'm seeing what they're doing until dawn. A lot of people are probably hating that shit, but I'm like, hey, because it takes leniencies towards the game. Well, it's, it's, yeah, but the way the day starts over when they die, they're trying to incorporate the choice cycle, the choice stuff that the game did. It's not really the game as much, because they're not in the winter setting, with fucking Wendy goes and shit. They do show up, yeah, they show up, but it's not like the main, the first guy you see killing the chick in the beginning. That's what the villain wears, that's the villain. It's until dawn, but it's not the setting that people are used to. But I think it could actually be really good. You know what it's doing.
Speaker 1:For me, though, it's making me want more video game-based movies like that. We have lots of horror video games out there. I've seen PlayStation come up before the trailer. I'm like what is this? A video game movie? God, I don't see any of these. What is this? No, you don't. That isn't Sonic and Super Mario. Yeah, you can delve into the horror franchise of it.
Speaker 1:It's whether or not you're going to go with the big franchises. It's like, are people going to pay to see a Metal Gear Solid movie? I would think so if it would ever come out. I don't think that's Based on the reception of the secret level. You might get an Iron Armored horror movie at some point. I would watch a whole new fucking Mega man show.
Speaker 1:I wanted to off of that. I mean that movie got me excited for Henry Kettle's fucking Warhammer. Yes, I mean I never actually bought the game. I really wanted to play it too, but it felt the video game Space Marine 2 or whatever I mean, but it felt like it was too much. It had the replay value the same as Helldivers. To me it actually probably has closer replay value to what's the Xbox franchise Gears of War. I think it Xbox franchise Gears of War. Gears of War. I think it's closer to Gears of War.
Speaker 1:I wanted to try Helldivers for the longest time, but the more I watch, the more I'm like that just looks like something I'd play for one or two days and get bored, as much as it looks fun. That's going to be your problem with Marvel Rivals. Yes, yeah, I'm not having fun anymore. For me to fucking Wow. That just proves it. Apparently, I fell into the Dynasty of Warriors trap. That wouldn't work. I was just laughing because that just proves to me. That just proves it that got a movie.
Speaker 1:The last game I played, and still do play religiously, is Stellar Blade. It's like give me big bouncy, titty physics. And I'm just like, what would you do if you got a Visage movie? I mean, I played that with JJ. You know I beat that at JJ's house, did you? Yes, I bought the bitch. He motherfucker, he must have had a sense or some shit. He's gonna message me an hour after I start playing. You got that Vintage game that just came out. Yeah, bring your PlayStation, let's play that shit. God, do I miss those days. Live by yourself again. Fucker. On record. On record. You didn't bring up who he's living with. It's fine.
Speaker 1:Isn't there an Evil Within movie? There was, I thought. No, I don't know. I think they might have tried to make one, but it never came out. I don't remember that.
Speaker 1:I like the games, I love them games. I wish I could get a 3, but I'll never get a 3. Diamond Crusher oh, that'd be a fucked up game. Manhunt, that's a Rock star game, dude. Yeah, the movie. That game is banned in a few countries.
Speaker 1:It's just serial killer. You're playing as a serial killer games man. They'd be so easy to make into a movie, then well, I mean, I just really want hollywood. It's not like they could do dead by daylight, or you play as the serial killer and you, the rest of the people, are the people trying to get away. Yeah, I just want them to tap into more video game ideas. They never do. I mean, we got Uncharted and I was actually surprised that that became a thing.
Speaker 1:Alan Wake I think that would be a cool movie. They could Keanu Reeves as Alan. It'd be over. They cast Keanu Reeves in everything. What the fuck? Maybe he needs to do that. So they make another Constantine, oh shit.
Speaker 1:But like Matt said, though, what are the big video game movies we get? Nintendo? I think it's because they do it the best. I'm not denying that, because Super Mario is great. Left 4 Dead Easy zombie. Super Mario is great, yeah, but the problem is that's just going to come off as another zombie movie. There's nothing unique with Left 4 Dead. Yeah. Super Mario, sonic what the fuck was that survival horror when we played Green Green Hell, green Hell, green Forest, green Hell, where you're fucking basically going up against windigals in a forest, are you talking about the forest? I'm thinking of the forest. We played that one. That one was fun. That would probably make a good survival horror movie.
Speaker 1:Delving into the horror franchise. You can definitely touch it. Yeah, you can do a bunch of those. It's just like some of them. No, you couldn't do Final Fantasy, that'd be a fucking clusterfuck. Oh boy, imagine that. I mean you've already made Final Fantasy movies, so it's not like Hmm, what I was trying to think of. No, it was only animated. Dead Space Probably animated. That's another one.
Speaker 1:Like Matt said, anything horror could be a movie. What I was looking up is horror games and I'm trying to figure out A lot of them. They just don't. Some of these games don't translate well to a movie. That's part of the problem. Look at Resident Evil. They can't get that right. As much as they are close to my heart, and I love all the movies for different reasons, some are way better than others, granted, but the Mila Jovovich series, it's just. It's Resident Evil, but it's not. It's nothing to do with the games. Almost Then, welcome to Raccoon City had a lot to do with the games. They took 1, 2.
Speaker 1:Don't do a movie like Red Dead Redemption. Oh no, you could do Red Dead Redemption. Oh no, you do Red Dead Redemption. Then you don't do two, because I'm going to cry. Don't you dare do two, I'd cry. And if we're going to go with Nintendo getting fucking movies, what about Metroid? I mean, you could delve into it. I could see that. I, I could see that. I'd be too critical. Though when her suit goes off I'd be like, okay, let's see what we got. You're trying to say we're going to get a Ms Marvel type thing where there is no ask, no shade to Brie Larson, but it's like she does not do. Carol Danvers, justice and Ethel.
Speaker 1:I want an actual Grand Theft Auto. I'm partial to this one. Infamous. You want to do a superhero film? That could be. That could be. But make it edgy. That could be. Now, if you want edgy, it's Prototype. Yes, god of War, so an often requested one. I've seen the fucking Rock Fancast as Kratos and man. It's like oh my, did you say you like it? I don't like it, I don't like it. Metal Gear, bioshock, silent Hill that's coming, that's coming, even though I'm very iffy about it. That's going to happen.
Speaker 1:Horizon Zero Dawn Aren't we still getting Legend of Zelda through Netflix? I don't want to see fucking Link. Live action, please. You don't want to see a twink on stuff I don't want to see no damn twink Technically. We're getting Mortal Kombat yeah, I'm so excited for that. We're due for a BloodRayne remake oh, no, no, I can't go see that. There were a couple live-action films of that already. I can't go see that. If I'm thinking of the same thing you're thinking of, I'm going to be bricked up the whole fucking theater. Bloodrayne yeah, good movie. What the fuck? There's a lot Ninja Gaiden's making a big comeback.
Speaker 1:Video game wise, I would actually appreciate seeing a movie of Ninja Gaiden Ninja Gaiden's making a big old comeback. Have you guys ever played Mirror's Edge? No, I know what it is. I've never played it, but I know what it is. That'd be an interesting movie. It's just parkour. Don't say that in front of me, because all I think of is fucking the office Parkour. That's the whole fucking movie, though, or the game You're just Parkour. You'd appreciate it. There's a game series called Dishonored, where it's like a steampunk yeah, I forgot the name of the fucking dude Chrono, something like that.
Speaker 1:Somebody recommended Doom. We deserve a proper one. After Rock's debut. Halo Got some of that. I already got a TV show. Why did Okay? The TV show was like very middle of the line for me because K-Day K-Day Apparently Legend of Zelda has a movie on the docket. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:No, because I went in the upcoming video game movies and ign has a list, like they got minecraft, oh no, until dawn, mortal combat two, five nights at freddy's watch dogs would be interesting. Yeah, wait, a goddamn minute. I fucking hate myself playing that game. How did you? I always drove on the wrong side of the road. How did I not see an announcement for that? What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here. March 20th 2026.
Speaker 1:Street Fighter I mean, they've tried. Wait, are we getting an actual Street Fighter one or are we getting a Chun-Li spin-off? Talk about my queen. Street Fighter 1, or are we getting a Chun-Li spin-off? You've seen that Chun-Li movie. That wasn't Chun-Li. No, that was garbage. That's not my queen, christian Kirk, not my queen. I want my queen.
Speaker 1:Legend of Zelda, ghosts of the Sea the portal movie would be funny. Is that why you said Zero Dawn? Because it's here Horizon, zero Dawn is here. Subnautica, that could easily be turned into yeah, that can't get creepy as fuck. You can go deeper and deeper into the ocean and shit and you see these big ass, fucking fish, survival, fucking horrors. Wolfenstein, do you want? Evil Nazis? Uh huh. Detective Pikachu has a sequel coming, apparently, at some point. Oh great, oh great. We'll give it time that one will come out eventually, based off of how popular that is.
Speaker 1:Helldivers 2 you're gonna make a Sims movie fuck. Sims years of war, do a different twist on Companion? No. The Ryan Reynolds movie. Video game, fall Guy no, not Fall Guy. Free Guy let's do a different spin on Free Guy. That's all it is. The Sims Mears of War. I'd watch Mass Effect yeah, return of Silent Hill is coming up. Death Stranding why are you making a movie of that? Oh boy, I'll go see it if it comes out. Ever, it would be animated for sure. Holy shit, I wouldn't want to see a live-action Crash Bandicoot, but I'd watch an animated. That too would probably look weird as a Uncharted 2, I knew that was coming at some point.
Speaker 1:Yakuza, the Yakuza video games Good Lord, yakuza 0? Any of them really? Far Cry, no, no, no, there is one that they did. They did a TV show on Prime. I did start watching it. I gotta finish it. That was based off of the very last one Well, the one I actually played first Like a Dragon. It's really good. Far Cry would be an easy one. Oh yeah, that's easy. Far Cry 3 would be the first one.
Speaker 1:They even attempt to make an adaptation out of Upcoming video game TV shows. Last of Us, season 2. Oh boy, I'm not sure. And with Copenoffice, don't do a Far Cry 5 adaptation. Oh good lord, oh god, no, oh no God, that'd be bad. Imagine a controversy there. Last of Us, season 2. Oh no, fallout, yeah, come on, give me my Fallout Season 2. I gotta be patient. Apparently they are planning on doing Uncharted huh. What? Who too? Yeah, yeah, it's confirmed to happen. Tom Holland's probably busy. Well, he's on Spidey filming now. I think probably we're close to it.
Speaker 1:Witcher Season 4 and 5, that doesn't exist. That's poo-poo, I ain't even seen it. And it's poo-poo Jay. Why do I think Witcher Season 4 and 5 is automatically poo-poo Automatic poo-poo, no, henry, automatic poo-poo Automatic. No disrespect to Liam Hemsworth, but automatic poo-poo. I may be alone on this one, but what would you think if they actually made a Jack and Daxter? I felt, oh jeez, they'd have to be animated. So Mario is.
Speaker 1:Why is an Assassin's Creed TV show in here? I don't want nothing to do with Assassin's Creed, ever since that fucking Fassbender thing you tried to do. That was what the fuck. And now Ubisoft is in such a fucking hellhole because of the recent game anyway. Oh my god, wait, what, what, what? I didn't. I must have not heard that one. I know their new game. They got a new one coming. I'm showing my age here. I won't talk about that on podcast. Oh, okay, dragon's Lair what. It's a choice-led one. I'm kind of surprised we don't have a Call of Duty yet. Okay, how don't we have a Call of Duty? Won't that be the easiest war film to make ever? All you have to do is take the most popular story they can delve into, tom Clancy and Splinter Cell too. Splinter Cell's listed here as TV shows, but I will be offended if that comes out before Metal Gear. I will be offended.
Speaker 1:Kojima's busy man. He needs to stop doing that. Dick keys and shit. What is he saying after death stranding 2? He's gonna go back in this stealth espionage act. He need to stop saying that. You're getting a whole new character. You're not gonna get real gear again. Uh, I get it back, get it back. How are you doing? That's gonna be a new thing. I'm gonna show matt to be. It's like. You want to mind fuck someone, be like, show him the trailer for Death Stranding 2.
Speaker 1:I'm like, what the fuck is this? It's a Kojima game man fighting with a guitar. You want to know. You want to know what it is. You know what? What first game is? It's Amazon Prime in the apocalypse. That's what Death Stranding is. You're delivering packages. That's what you do. That's how you describe it to me all the time. That's what it is. There's a difference between a description and actually playing the game and getting the actual lore. Your boy, jamar Chase, is very, very angry. Probably he wants money. No, he didn't get a single offensive player of the year vote. Oh, they all went to Saquon, oh, oh. So they all went to Saquon, oh, oh. But uh, god, I'm.
Speaker 1:Isn't it weird that I'm kind of worried about Last of Us Season 2? I enjoyed the hell out of the first season. Oh boy, here we go. Here comes Abby. Here we go. Devil May Cry. Here we fucking go. Devil May Cry Me just. Right here, matt Merchant, virgil Virgil. Right here, matt Merchant, virgil Virgil.
Speaker 1:Virgil Virgil's my favorite character. There's no way they wouldn't be able to get past that. He was the voice of Top Ten Five. Yeah, see, I wouldn't. There's some.
Speaker 1:Like I said, I hope somebody's come to fruition, because I know he wants it to happen. Because of the way he said fruition, I can use big words. I surprise my dad all the time. Gotta use a big word. Do you want a cookie? Yes, we ate them in the beginning. There's just no more reward. There's nothing left, though. Oh damn, they got. No, I'm over here waiting for fucking.
Speaker 1:How is asteroids going to be made into a movie? Hayden Lynch no, no, I'm not going to see that movie if it comes to think heavy rain, jason, jason, walk into that film. Everybody's sitting down watching it with us. I hope it comes to that scene and it just starts glitching. Jason, he's fucking walking in circles. I'd be dead.
Speaker 1:Street Fighter is an upcoming live action game based on a fighting game. Yada, yada. Development by legendary, okay, legendary, okay. Distributed by Sony. Oh boy, street Fighter is a sony movie. Oh boy, shit, oh boy, oh. Dante's Inferno they got animated movies. We don't have any live action now it's gonna be harder to do there, ain't no way they're trying to make a rollercoaster tycoon movie. How do you make that movie? I really don't know. What is it? Shadow of the Colossus. That's an interesting one. It's an interesting one, but I don't know how they would pull that off, considering it has more walking than that game, than Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1:I saw Kingdom Hearts as a recommendation too, but I don't think you could get that one past Sony. Oh no, you could not put. You could not put Kingdom Hearts in a singular fucking thing. Nope, here's the thing. Even Kingdom Hearts doesn't have the fucking timeline. No, they just keep adding shit. That's why 4 hasn't come out yet. It was supposed to come out on the 5. Now it's not going to come out until 6. That would be something. Army of 2. That was one of the ones that copped in my brain. This is a nice tangent I put ourselves on. I'm done with tangents. I want a proper Rampage movie. You just got one. I said I want a proper one. You just got one.
Speaker 1:I liked George, but I did not like the Rock. What, what To speak about our bald-headed gang like that? Go use your fucking shampoo and conditioner. I will Buy the Rock shampoo and conditioner. It's really good. I know who to blame. I have the Rock bias. I liked the old Rampage games.
Speaker 1:He's a shitty actor. He's amazing. He's the same fucking person in every movie. He's the Rock. He's just gotta be the Rock. And now he's the same fucking person when he comes to the WWE, oh, he's the final boss. Now he's the final boss. Oh, he was Black, adam. And you're like, like, yeah, he still played the Rock even though he was Black. The sad part is, I was giving him leeway with that part because he's probably the only person with the build to fit the character. He did look like him, though.
Speaker 1:What they didn't do is what the ears did that make them pointy Pointy enough. I can't even remember that's how long it's been. Not to mention, we got no fucking payoff, because they actually did try and use Cavill. Yeah, then they just scrapped everything. Like what the fuck? They didn't even have to do that, bro. You could have just led more into making the Injustice League or whatever the fuck you were trying to do. The League of Supervillains Doesn't even matter. Don't worry, superman's coming.
Speaker 1:The only thing I'm excited for in that movie is Crypto. Yes, that's what he's excited for. We know it's going to be peak. At least Crypto is that movie, though, oh, excited about. We know it's going to be peak. At least crypto is that movie though. Oh good, ended off a little DC, but yeah, that's it. I want it because I would like it to. There's a lot of DC I love, so I would like it to succeed, but I'm a little worried. I have faith in James Gunn, but I'm a little worried.
Speaker 1:I'm like ugh, you're trying to say that they're compounding too much into one movie. I don't know if it's that, but and this is going to be taken as a joke, but Because of my Cavill man crush but, um, dude, just when you put the new Superman next to Cavill, it's just like Nah, this is like fucking Superman from Teemu or Wish, comparing his Clark Kent persona or his Superman. I'm comparing this Probably Superman, but we didn't see much of Cavill's as. Oh no, how does a 20-year-old shot from a TV show look better than a high-budget movie in 2025? That did look bad. I'm like ooh, ooh from a TV show look better than a high-budget movie in 2025? That did look bad. I'm like ooh. Sorry, tom Welling, you were just arrested for DUI, but it's DUI. It's probably the only one on his record. I mean what? I appreciate that that's.
Speaker 1:There's no way they're gonna make Superman Yamcha in his own film, even if his cousin does show up and rescue the day. Supergirl. I mean, like I said, I hope it's good. I mean I had to look up, hope it's good. I hope it's good. I mean I had to look up.
Speaker 1:I wanted to get a quick list of, okay, out of the four films you know, comic-based films that we know about. Anyway. There could be other comic films that we just don't know. They're a comic. Marvel and DC. I should say yeah, coming out this year.
Speaker 1:Number one is what? For you? It's probably still Thunderbolts. Thunderbolts Just because it's Suicide Squad-like. Superman would probably be second. We did this upstairs. Yeah, superman, oh, okay, that's good. Superman is two for me, would probably be second. Are you agreeing with Thunderbolts at one? No, I'm putting Fantastic Four at one. That's different Thunderbolt. Fantastic Four is three for me. Just because that setting is going to the 60s setting is going to throw you off, maybe a little bit. Fantastic Four may be two for me. Two, what the hell would we? Tier at three? Is Captain America last for all of us? Is Captain America last? Is Cap last for all of us? We don't. It has nothing to do with the actors, or I'm just not.
Speaker 1:I have not seen Hulk characters in storylines I have not seen. I have not seen a cool villain. I'm excluding Red Hulk. I don't think he's the main villain of the movie. He's not the villain, he's a fucking plot point that probably makes you mad too. Throw him in. There's a fucking plot point. I ain't seen a cool villain besides Esposito's in the trailer. I like him From what we've seen out of the trailer. It and Esposito is in the trailer. I like him Because, from what we're seeing out of the trailer, it looks like he's not even in control of it. It's like he got laced with gamma blood.
Speaker 1:Who's the villain in Thunderbolts? I'm not sure. I looked at the cast. Valentina Valentina, okay. The one chick. Joy Louise Dreyfuss Okay, oh, it's not really I like her acting. It's not really I like her acting. It's not really my kind of villain I usually like Superman is.
Speaker 1:There's a bunch of people in Superman. There's a bunch of people in there. None of my favorite. I've got Lexus in there, ain't it Holt? It's Nicholas Holt. Lex Lex is there.
Speaker 1:You know me whenever it's a Superman villain, I'm automatically doomsday, doomsday, doomsday, doomsday. But I gotta wait, I gotta be patient. You have to be very patient, considering that we just got Doomsday in a CW show and the one before him was a fucking naked Ninja Turtle. Thank you for agreeing. He was a naked Ninja Turtle, he was. That was bad. Using Zod's DNA, yeah, but yeah, the one that was on the show, krypton, looked better than that Superman. Okay, we had to pull up the slate for DC stuff, okay. Oh, and that Supergirl's the second one, june 26, 2026. No Superman, supergirl, women of Tomorrow. Hopefully that's good.
Speaker 1:What's next? I think it might be, and somewhere we get the Batman 2. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck Clayface is. I don't know why that one's being held back so far. The Batman Part 2. I thought they were just gonna let that. I don't know what's going on with that. As far as my understanding from what James Gunn said is that we will release you know other properties. You know with the, you know DC names, but they were to be considered Elseworlds. So you will get Batman 2. We just don't know what's happening. We got it. We have to have it at some point.
Speaker 1:How long has it been since Penguin ended God? A while At least. What? Three, four months already, right? So I give it another two months before we get information on Batman, because I really the first Batman was.
Speaker 1:Batman was a little slower for a lot of people, but I still said because they delved a little more into the detective aspect of Batman and people find that slow, which I get it, but if you're a comic reader you like that stuff. So he's ain't called the greatest fucking detective for nothing. I know that. I'm just saying, let's see, I wanted to see who they got for fucking. Um see, because they still didn't confirm a villain for two. So I just pulled out who we got for potential. No, no, bane, we don't need Bane again. No, we don't need Bane again. Well, let's see. Tom Hardy will never be suppressed. Hush would be a good one. I'm going through Scarface. All the fucking Dahl and ventriloquist. Whatever Scarface is a nice. Professor Pig would actually work really good for Matt Reeves' universe.
Speaker 1:I get to make this joke next week, apparently a reminder that Sam Wilson has nephews. So not only is he Captain America, he's Uncle Sam. Scare Scare Bad joke of the month. Scarecrow for Batman 2. Yeah, I think we've seen too much Scarecrow, even though I like Scarecrow. That's where sometimes this podcast needs its own like swear jar, but instead of its swears it's dad jokes, would you say Would you say no for Scarecrow, for Batman 2?
Speaker 1:Yes, they're just ranking potential villains. We're getting a Clayface yeah, I know that. Why is Batman 2, I don't, we don't need a. I do not think they're ranked. But okay, because he's too low. They have Mr Freeze. They're like Mr Freeze should be high up.
Speaker 1:People want Mr Freeze so bad. That isn't Arnold. That isn't Arnold. That isn't you know the sad thing about Arnold's Mr Freeze. He was more in line with the animating of the universe.
Speaker 1:I will make them cold like my hot. Oh my god. There's Clayface, but, like Matt said, I think Clayface is the one actually kind of confirmed. Almost Firefly could be cool. I like Firefly. No, that's been scrapped.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, the Bat Fucking Batgirl movie. I still want to watch it, locked away in a yeah, they're locking away. A movie that's supposedly trash, Treasure deserves. I want to see how bad it is. It's bad, I'm going to tell you it's bad. I want to see how bad. Could it be? No, I'm not talking fucking deforestation. Hush, yeah, hush is actually in the top tier for Batman 2 villains. Hush, yes. Court of Owls is probably almost guaranteed. I think they have to do something with it. There's no Jesus Christ the Joker you're like not two, three, three lead off.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I'm trying to remember his name, not Two-Face. Two-face isn't the one who did it, the one who killed Nightwing's parents? I can't remember. Some instances it was Two-Face and others it was. It was Two-Face in a lot of universes.
Speaker 1:Can we play this game with Legend of Ox Machina? What? The Legend of Ox Machina drinking game? Oh boy. Rule one Rink.
Speaker 1:When a body part gets severed, someone dies. Any character drops an F-bomb. Any sort of sexual innuendo Are you talking about? Like the anime, the anime. Rule number two A character flirts with another character no, we're dead. A character dances around their feelings for someone else we're dead.
Speaker 1:Rule number three Grinkwin grog, his super literal. We won't get as drunk as you think. Keyleth talks to plants. Bax throws daggers. Scanlan sings Well, fuck no.
Speaker 1:Pike mentions the Everlight. Rex's armor bear trinket appears twice. Percy whips out his gun okay, no, I absolutely love Percy. So that's drink win. Anyone says Vox Machina and drink win. Keep track of that and drink win.
Speaker 1:Vox Machina drinks. Once an episode. Oh god, you wouldn't make it through the first episode, the first episode. There's already three different times where they're drinking. When you get to at least two versions of Drink it. Yeah, we're all dead. I'm not dead. I'm still thinking about this. You can't be dead. You didn't watch. Oh, fuck, jesus Christ, you're going to lord that over his head. Yes, you walked into it. I know I'm in my own little world of Batman 2.
Speaker 1:Still, penguin will show up. Penguin, even though I'm mad at him. Are we going to get the penguin in the extent that we got him in the TV show? You go strange. I would like that. No, you can't do that.
Speaker 1:Zaz, you killed Zaz. Penguin killed Zaz. That wasn't Zaz. I know who's number one. You got Killer Croc at one.
Speaker 1:I would like to see Killer Croc, even though the whole movie I'm going to be making lizard jokes. Hey, look, it's lizard, look it's lizard. Unless they do the exact same thing that they did with Adewale, where he's just a mutant. Don't get me started on that shit. I loved it, though. What you talking about? Shorty, I'm beautiful. He's in there watching BET dog. That shit had me dead. That's why one of the things oh yeah, I wanted to look that up.
Speaker 1:Who directed the Working man? It said Suicide Squad, so I'm wondering if that's David Ayer. Uh-oh, it's not done. It is David Ayer. Okay, oh no.
Speaker 1:He had a meme on his phone where there's just, you have Nightwing and Jason Todd standing in a hallway and there's just flickering lights and all of a sudden you see a shadow, yeah, a black mask. A black mask just shows up right in front of him and they start kicking his ass. Yeah, they're called Tim Drake. Tim Drake, with a fucking microwave, slams it on his head. My God, black Mask. Oh, never mind, we kind of already got that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in a love triangle With Zaz. Yeah, ewan McGregor I hate, I can't hate his role. I didn't hate Ewan McGregor's black mask when he cut out the card on the mat. Oh, there's an aura right there. I like that, I like that. That's an automatic with you when they just have this aura, this drip, the drip, he needs the drip.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, I love how, most of the podcast, we spent like probably 30 minutes on all three movies and they just started. Yeah, it's what we do best. I know a throwaway episode, I don't care they. There's no top tens. This is just us shooting the shit hanging out. Well, we'll have one. We gotta think for one for Captain America. We gotta have one for that one. So I'm like what the fuck? God, this is gonna be tough.
Speaker 1:Thinking of a top ten for Captain America, top ten movies that are in another movie, top ten movies that are in another movie, top ten movies that are borrowed stories from a different character. Oh my god, I have like 10 different Marvel movies, top 10 Hulk movies. We can't even do that. Surprisingly, I can, because guess what, we have TV Hulk. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1:I wanted to see what you'd say oh God, I mean yeah God. Oh my God, that's no, no, no, you know who? I need to show up in that movie somewhere Betty, yes, yes, she's brought up in action. Red She-Hulk, red She-Hulk. Betty needs to show up somewhere. Red She-Hulk, god, I gotta stop. I'm getting all red. You're never gonna get me. Betty is the harpy. Red She-Hulk. They'll give us Red She-Hulk before they give us the harpy. They'll give us Red She-Hulk before they give us the hard-pinned She-Hulk. Big woman. Why do I resort to Cave Dean whenever women? God damn it. Big woman. There's a reason. We already know it.
Speaker 1:Did you actually enjoy the twerking scene in She-Hulk? Damn right, I did. I didn't expel it. Hey, what the fuck. And that's where the holes.
Speaker 1:Everyone hated in me. I like this. No, I like this. No, I hated it because of the ending. It was alright up until the end.
Speaker 1:This is my son, not even that. Or they basically retconned the entire TV show already. Oh yeah, yeah, the show doesn't even exist in continuity because of the ending of the show. Oh, yeah, to fuck you. She basically said I can rewrite what happens Because of Kevin. Yeah, what, oh my god? Literally broke through to TV and went, basically said I can rewrite what happens Because of Kevin. Yeah, literally broke through to TV and went. I still was in tears. I was watching that. I might have watched the episode before. Yes, I did watch it before, jay, because I was in tears watching that last episode when Hulk pulled up to the barbecue.
Speaker 1:Then this is my son. Scar Me Jay gonna hate this shit. Then, jay, his design design too. What the fuck is that? Why is he mostly bald and he just has a fucking long point tail? He's supposed to have this metal ass. Fucking. Look to him. He was all quiet. Uh huh, he looked shy. He looked. What kind of sheltered ass kid is that? Mark Ruffalo's kid? Oh my God, I don't want to bash him, but that would probably be a thing I just can't.
Speaker 1:I'm wanting Marvel to just. He's supposed to be a Wisconsinite, but he doesn't represent us well. I'm wanting Marvel to hit gold again. I want these. Latin America is good. I'm wanting Marvel to hit gold again. I want these.
Speaker 1:Captain America is good. I hope it's good, but I just I feel that movie, I'm going to walk out of that movie like nothing special. I swear to God, that's what I'm going to say. You know what I'm going to go into that movie it's going to feel like Thor Ragnarok all over again, all over again. Captain America is getting a Hulk villain times two. Well, I'll know how bad it is by Thursday. Yeah, huh, oh, cap. Yeah, thursday is the first opening, you know, are you talking about seeing reviews and shit? Okay, that's what you're talking about, because if the review embargoes come out late, the movie's bad. The movie's bad. I can find out what happens in the movie by Tuesday or Wednesday, if the movie's good, and he can be able to gauge if we will like it or not, because he knows us so well. He already knows me enough already.
Speaker 1:Well, you're going in with very low expectations too. Mine are still kind of middle but low. You're going in with very low. I'm going in expecting two different movies. Huh, two different movies. They basically told you two different movies based off the trailers. It's Sam figuring shit out and it's Hulk. I thought they were. I thought they were green.
Speaker 1:We don't know how he's gonna get so angry at a certain point that he becomes Hulk and we need that tie-in. There is one God I hope Trump is gonna get shot with a fucking dart that gamifies him. It's not going to be by his choice, because he's trying to be the Hulk. I think he's going to have the powers already, based off of things. I'm saying because when he's getting angry in certain scenes or whatever, he's already progressing into Hulk. He just doesn't go all the way through. Thaddeus Ross has always had anger issues, though During one scene where he's bent over being angry, his eyes are already changing and that's gonna be before he ever transforms. He's already got the powers. It's just.
Speaker 1:They always try to throw us off with those fucking trailers. It's gonna be because of the thinker or whatever his name is Leader. That's the other thing that's throwing me off. I've seen the linked pop of him. It's just a regular fucking dude, colored green With a slightly bigger forehead? No, not even. They didn't even do this, no at all. They didn't fucking give him the head. I just I don't know. All he needed was a couple of inches. What? Just ask Dean for some of his. Okay, I was gonna say I got some, but uh, I don't know. And Superman's expectations are middle I'm a little higher on that one just because I do have faith in james gunn. But the trailers have not. That trailer did not.
Speaker 1:Wow, I think that's another movie that's gonna have a problem. But there's too much in the movie. I mean, you got fucking hot girl in there. I'm like what the fuck is going on? You have all of superman. You're definitely tying, going backwards with some of it. If that movie can sell, who's Guy Gardner Fillion? If that movie can sell me on him, it'll be a win. Because there ain't no way. I'm like, oh, get off my screen, get off my screen. When I see that Do you have to buy his personality or do you have to buy the look? Because the look already looks bad, I'll give it a slap for personality. I don't think I'm ever going to buy that look. That look is too golden. That look is still too golden era for you. Oh no, what the fuck is that bob cut? What is that bald cut?
Speaker 1:Based off of the trailer, you have to explain Crypto Kalex. You obviously Kalex, kalex, whatever the robot is. You're definitely delving into backstory because you see him with his dad. You have to get through him and Lois, yeah, superman's backstory with Lex to some degree, and then you've got four or five characters from the fucking Mr Terrific's in there metamorpho. You've got four or five characters from Justice League too. Yeah, it's like you gotta delve all of that in a two-and-a-half-hour movie. It should be a five-hour movie, two-parter.
Speaker 1:Oh, supergirl appears in it, apparently. Yeah, she does Jesus Christmas. I don't know who she was. It was Millie Alcock. Yep, what Christmas. You should know who she was. It was Millie Alcock. What I just? Oh, my god.
Speaker 1:Well, that makes sense, thanks to the next movie is Supergirl. So that makes sense. And did it? Wait, you're not getting the storyline you want. I want Supergirl to be Red Lantern.
Speaker 1:You know who's showing up in Supergirl's movie? Right, I think it's Lobo. Yeah, me, thank you, momo, I'm ready Now. Thank you, Momo, I'm ready. Now, that one I'm going to be excited for. You know why he's partially also not excited? Because it's not going to be his Lobo that interacts with Supergirl. It's kind of a big, hairy chest fucking Lobo. 52's Lobo was just a pretty boy, so that's what he was hoping to get back Supergirl, because M2 actually hooked up.
Speaker 1:You're not getting Fast and the Furious 10, lobo Okay, oh my god. Oh my god, that was one of Jason Momoa's most oh, you want another dad joke? Oh no, you notice. Nobody in Fast and the Furious ever gets gas. Do you know why? Do you know? Why? Is it all the Mexican food they eat? No, guess what.
Speaker 1:Fast and the Furious cars run on Vegetable oil, diesel. Oh, you didn't make the obvious joke. I was expecting a family comment. Well, I know. Never to be a diesel. You don't be a diesel. They all run on Vin Diesel Movie.
Speaker 1:I almost survived. You died you. You was dead first. You was dead. I know I was sleeping. That's because you didn't believe me. On the diesel.
Speaker 1:At least none of us were chanting too. Is this a sex thing? At least none of us were chanting. Is this a sex thing? Is this a sex thing? When's Sonic 4 coming out? Maybe just 10 years from now, 2026? Can you imagine going to see that with Jay? Oh no, we gotta go see that with all the flock. That's gonna be hard to watch with him. I mean the whole movie. I'll bring a whole movie. I'll bring a stun gun. There are enough of those in this movie.
Speaker 1:The one time that everybody's like, holy shit, is he a furry? No, he just thinks he's cute. He wants plushies. Sorry, she pulled her. She's like oh, is he cute? Son of a bitch, fuck, oh my god. Not because she's cute, son of a bitch, fuck, oh my God. It's not because she's female, yep, or a rodent.
Speaker 1:I gotta train myself to stop calling Knuckles a fucking hedgehog. He's an echidna, god damn it. People have been caught on that. We were at Lost World the other day. My favorite hedgehog's Knuckles Every single one of them. How much did it hurt having his brother be called Knuckles and love hurts. I was like what? It wasn't even that intimidating to be called Knuckles. I'll have some vulva straws and see if I can use them as weapons. You can't. I don't even know if the vulva straws are actually in stores. I wouldn't even know if the Wilbur Straw is actually in stores. I wouldn't have felt that. If I was Novocaine, I wouldn't have felt that shit. I'm sorry. That concept of that movie is so cool to me. I just don't feel pain.
Speaker 1:Take your hand out, fryer. Oh god, oh my god, have I sort of done that once? No, it's not. Guess he has what? Yeah, he pulled out a grease trap. Why, in the?
Speaker 1:We were at McDonald's. They have gloves for that. Yeah, they don't let us use those. What? Because you're not supposed to pull them out when they have grease in them. For one, there's always going to be some sort of grease in them. Yeah, mostly excess residue. If you do it right, it's McDonald's. You don't clean those enough Once a day. Once a day, yeah, clean them every morning. The grease traps? Yes, they deep clean them once a week. They go through the. They clean the oil and stuff once a week. Yeah, well, that makes sense. Though that does make sense. That was part.
Speaker 1:I saw an internet thing where, like the fry station, where the thing it's like employees freaking out that nobody's cleaning, it's like, yeah, you're supposed to clean those once a day too. Maybe we did that to everyone. Once a day. You're supposed to constantly be scraping that shit down and bringing it out. The sink was big enough to throw it into. We just threw it in there and it cleaned itself out. I hated the one at Gillies where you had the big ass tray at the bottom with the fucking filter.
Speaker 1:Have we seen any cast rumors yet? With the fucking filter? Have we seen any cast rumors yet? Is there any casting For Batman and James Gunn's, or not, yet no, or is there just rumors and shit? Oh, we're still getting Ryan Gosling as Nova, ryan Gosling as Nova. That's been repeating. I'm kind of mad.
Speaker 1:Marvel just totally ditched their fucking whatever. What did they call? What werewolf by night was shorts or one shots, basically their dark stuff. Yeah, they just ditched that. Well, fuck yourself, marvel bastards. Fuck yourself. Are you serious? Oh, are you telling me you expected Marvel to cash in on a continued idea? That's where I could have got Ghost Rider and some of my supernatural shit, but no, a one-shot.
Speaker 1:We've already tried to go through the list of the last end credit scene they actually cashed in on. Oh my god, when you think about that, it's fucking horrible. I mean Hercules, what's another one? Who was Harry Styles? Starfix, that's it. Like, bro, what are you just gonna do? I have to. What we don't Right now? Uh, captain Marvel 2, the Young Avengers doesn't exist right now? Yeah, like Captain Marvel 2, the Young Avengers doesn't exist right now. Yeah, like Marvel. Are you gonna pay off any of these fucking Marvel end credit scenes that went nowhere? I am not looking at any.
Speaker 1:Doctor Strange 1, still have nothing. With Baron Mordo yeah, he's just gone, and that's been years. Spider-man Homecoming still nothing. Nothing with Baron Mordo yeah, he's just gone, and that's been years. Spider-man Homecoming still nothing. With Scorpion Yep. Falcon and Winter Soldier TV show. We still have nothing with what's her name? Who was selling the parts? That was also the villain of the girl for the Flag Smashers oh, yeah, yep. Steve's girlfriend Kang Shi Nothing, yep.
Speaker 1:Doctor Strange 2. We still have time for that one. Yeah, for Multiverse of Madness he hulks a little too early, still not. We have time with Wakanda Forever and Ant-Man. Quantumania is probably dead. Oh yeah, all the Kangs. Yeah, it's like Marvel. Why do you, mac Gargan, scorpion? Scorpion I'm giving because Scorpion might show up in the new movies. A lot of the recent ones we still gotta give, because the Beast for Captain Marvel 2 is also still up with potential.
Speaker 1:Kelsey Grammer said I think he even said he's coming back for one of the Avengers movies. Yep, kind of no payoff? You talking about Last Dance, or no, no, no, no, which one? Oh two, yeah, okay, you never interacted with Peter. Yeah, just nope. Here have that. Boom, my god. Yeah, that, no. Moon Knight, still nothing. Still have nothing with Moon Knight. I thought that was going to get a Season 2. Nothing confirmed, though. Oh, marvel, I mean we got time for Guardians 3. That's nothing. Well, that paid off. In the Marvels, which one? The Saber Space Station? Yeah, the best thing about Marvel. Some goddamn falurkins, goddamn cats.
Speaker 1:I was hearing stuff about why I thought you absolutely loved Princess Marvel. I was hearing stuff about why I thought you absolutely loved Princess Marvel. That was great. I don't care. Princess Carol was great. That movie wasn't even that bad. I saw that you bought the pop. I had the pop. That movie wasn't even that bad. I got a lot of enjoyment out of that. It's not nowhere near my uppers, but I had fun with it.
Speaker 1:The rumor that, because of how Secret Invasion turned out so bad, it cancelled the Iron Wars movie that actually works. The Iron Wars movie that was so on track to being made, yeah, the Armor Wars movie that was so on track to be made and then has been cancelled. Nothing, okay, we had what the fuck show was that? That we had the Skrulls in Secret of Me. Secret of Me, yeah, yeah, okay. So no more fucking War Machine now. Well, rody was a Skrull in that. No, he was at the end. They got original Rhodey back Because he's been a Skrull since fucking Civil War. He's supposed to be heavily tied to the government. Okay, now we have this new president.
Speaker 1:Arbor Wars is such a good concept because you had Agent Carter doing secret deals with everything. You had Rory trying to figure out shit and bringing back Justin Hammer Great setup for anything you wanted to do. No, there was Ironheart, which was the one Sacha Baron Cohen might have been in. That's Ironheart, which is still on track Because he might be playing Mephisto. You literally want to be sitting down in your fucking chair and then putting a TV going this way. It's a Mephisto reference. His name Mephisto was said in Agatha all along, mephisto was named. So but yeah, I agree with Armor Wars.
Speaker 1:They take stuff that's actually good and got a lot of plot points. I'm still mad at the generational of plot points. No, I'm so much ashamed, I'm still mad at the generational fumble that Blade was. I was so excited. Oh, I'm getting my supernatural vampire stuff, the movie killed by another movie. They ever gonna only ever gonna be one Blade. I'm gonna rewatch that movie at some point. I need to. There's only ever gonna be one Blade. Now we're not getting the Black Knight, nope, nope, dark Knight. The Dark Knight, he's crossed over. They had to call him the Black Knight. We're not getting anything with that. Yeah, that's just. That was the closest we were getting to Henry Cavill.
Speaker 1:Actually in the MCU, captain Britain yeah, I wanted it. I wanted it so bad. No, you really wanted Captain Britain because then we would have had easier tie-ins for characters. Yeah, you only have the one right now Because his sister is Psylocke. Yeah, betsy Braddock so easy. Yeah, I have a sister. Jj would have been proud of me for saying no, it's an X-Men thing. Saying no, nope, nope, we're only getting this marvel. Oh, girl, god, yeah, love her. Just because the energy she brings and she loves to do it, I can tell she loves to be a part of the shit I think I don't see.
Speaker 1:Here's one thing I want from the new uh, random spider-man tangent. One thing I want from the new random Spider-Man tangent. One thing I want from the new Spider-Man trilogy that they're going to do with Tom. Now that they're, I think, filming the fourth one, I want him interacting with people more. He only interacted really with Tony and I'm like, okay, he interacted with Tony, I get it, I get it. They got some in fucking, you know their movies. Don't get me wrong. I did Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to feel about the current Young Avengers team as it stands right now. I need Amadeus. You got him. Let's all get our own Hulk standard movie first before we start delving into Amadeus. No, because if they're going to make a funny Hulk, an unserious Hulk, you know somebody who can actually do the comedy and, you know, be flashy the way they want them to be. Yeah, the way they tried to portray fucking Professor Hulk, yeah, amadeus is where you go. So right now, your Young Avengers team is Miss Marvel, yeah, stature.
Speaker 1:Cassie Lang, new Hawkeye Can't be Statenfield Hawkeye, that's okay. Uh, your favorite Hulk son Maybe, oh my god, fuck. Skull, that's not even a four for me. And Redone Billy. For Agatha, oh, speed and Wiccan You've got one brother. That is your current Young Avengers lineup and I don't like any of it. For Agatha, oh, speed and Wiccan no, yeah, oh, okay, you've got one brother, we have Wiccan. That is your current Young Avengers lineup and I don't like any of it.
Speaker 1:Where is Spider Spider-Man's not in Naughty Kong anymore? No, spider-man's not he's in Ironheart, right? We don't know if Ironheart's going to. Officially tie has got to get off the ground first. My God, spider-man, that doesn't exist until that show comes out. Spider-man's not, he's not young, he's all characters that currently exist. Oh, my God, all you have for Ironheart is Black Panther 2 currently.
Speaker 1:I was actually just going to ask Does anybody remember the end of fucking Black Panther 2? Yeah, namor does it currently. Yeah, yeah, namor doesn't currently exist. Yeah, we haven't done anything with Namor. We're finally getting to fucking Eternals content. Why would we go back to fucking Black Panther content? Even though five years, we'll get to it? What is it? District 9? Even though five years? Even though five years. Was that a good enough reference for you? Slide right into the aliens.
Speaker 1:Oh, there was rumors that spider-man would lead the young avengers for a bit there. Those have kind of died down, but there was no. There was rumors he might lead the new avengers, but I think it's probably gonna be fucking. Depends what sony wants to do with him. It's gonna be cap yep. Depends what Sony wants to do with him. It's going to be Cap Yep. Well, no, no, I can be happy because it's not confirmed, but the rumors have swirled already that Obi and Andrew are going to return for Secret Wars or something and I'm like Right now the current team is absolute dog shit.
Speaker 1:We don't know what Hulk counts as. Right now Thor is off grid. He gonna be back. Right now your team is, my mind, had a very bad thought. I like watching cartoons. So Hulk Smash I don't know if anyone's ever fucking Bits and pieces. Maybe it was a kiddier Hulk show where they had the entire, basically Hulk family on it. So you had She-Hulk, you had Hulk, you had Red Hulk, you had Scar. We're missing A-Bomb. If we're going to be stealing fucking characters from Hulk, let's create A-Bomb. I need me. The guy that created Hulk, let's get A-Bomb. I need me. The guy that created Hulk, let's get A-Bomb in here.
Speaker 1:How many of the active heroes do we still care about? Like active MCU that can be part of the Avengers for whatever they're doing with Doomsday Spider-Man. We always got to be the first on the safe. I was surprised. There was actual hesitation there. Uh, I care about Sam, I do, even though I'm, but you're also getting now redone Falcon, yeah, oh yeah, you're getting the baby felt, baby cap and baby Sam Falcon. Yeah, he's Falcon. Uh, forgot his name. Uh, new Black Panther. Black Panther, I don't really.
Speaker 1:I don't really care about her. Sadly, maybe that's Chadwick Hias. That movie was not bad, but that movie Do you still have? Captain Marvel, I'm slowly turning a bit because she was better in Marvels. I am slowly turning, but she's so turned off by Marvel now it doesn't really matter. Just three, she was. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Okay, so we got Spider-Man I do care about in Cap, but oh, it's Cap. Now Anthony Mackie, who, for sure, I really care about Shuri. I care about Carol, but she's like you said, I don't really care about Shuri. I care about Errol, but she's like you said.
Speaker 1:I don't think Doctor Strange is going to be part of it. I care about Strange, though, because I like Benedict Cumberbatch's take on it. Oh, he is. I don't think he's going to be part of the Avengers, to start, maybe not, because he's delving into the multiverse. Whoever's going to take Iron Man's role? Spider? Whoever's going to take Iron Man's role, spider-man, spider-man? Probably not. We'll see how the Iron Heart shit goes. Yeah, but they're not going to trust Right now, black Panther's more Iron man at this point. Yes, they're not going to give Riri Williams keys to the franchise.
Speaker 1:I don't think Thor will be a part of the team. Of course I still care about Thor. I don't think Thor will be a part of the team. Of course I still care about Thor. I don't think he'll be a part of the team. You think he's just going to be raising his daughter? He'll be there. He'll be around Something else that hasn't been paid off.
Speaker 1:We still haven't paid that one off either. So Thor's, his daughter is a young Avenger. She doesn't have enough speaking lines to get any credit. Yet she speaking of which she didn't say anything in the entire movie. No, oh God, that's bringing up a point where we just wanted to wear slippers.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the fault of Marvel for not building up the new characters like they built up the old ones. Oh, they tried. Nobody likes them. I don't like them. I like Shane. Shut the fuck up, dean. That's just you being horny. You're not sick. No, the actor, as much as I liked her in Orphan Black, ruined her chances on that. Uh, my God, you got me. You got me thinking. I'm really thinking now yeah, because I don't. They didn't build, they don't. No one cares about the fucking newer characters. I had a couple. They didn't build. No one cares about the fucking newer characters. I had some names they built. No love for him. I had some names, but again, I just don't. Most of the old teams fucking.
Speaker 1:Did you see the recent Captain America thing where they released for Infinity War or Endgame? Anthony Mackie didn't know he was becoming Captain America until the day of On rewrites they rewrote the scene and Chris told him that they changed the scene. Were they going to make it Bucky? Then, yes, you're freaking assholes. I don't like that, because Bucky, yes, no, in comics. Bucky then yes, you're fucking assholes. I don't like that because Bucky, yes, bucky, no. Bucky was In comics. Bucky was his successor. Sam was Cap, but Bucky was the.
Speaker 1:For the redemption arc, bucky made sense. Yeah, bucky was trying to redeem himself. Based on the way they were going to take the character, it didn't make sense. But the full redemption of Bucky made sense. Yeah, it, but the full redemption of Bucky made sense. We didn't actually get a full Bucky redemption until after Falcon and Winter Soldier. But you could have done Falcon and Winter Soldier differently and called it something different and him still becoming Cap.
Speaker 1:There was a redeemable show versus Sam living up to the name. That's true. That's true. Himself, there was a redeemable show versus Sam living up to the name. That's true, that's true. Oh, I got One way you could do it, but you wouldn't have been able to do what's his name? The guy that did take over as captain when Sam rejected it? Us U it. Us representative, us agent about Kurt Russell's kid. Yeah, I don't think he would have been able to do that because Bucky would have actually tried to be Cap. Yeah, so I don't think he would have been able to be him. Done him right. I'm just kind of glad to see him actually being able to play his character in Thunderbolts.
Speaker 1:You mean getting half of these people back to play roles that they could? Ghost coming back, fucking Taskmaster coming back. I don't want that. I know you don't want that. I didn't want Ghost to be a throwaway character as she was. Same thing with Giant man Goliath Is it Goliath? It's Goliath.
Speaker 1:The most offensive thing about that Taskmaster first off, the look was very off. The look was horrible. Taskmaster has charisma. He's a shit talker, don't even talk. He's what. It was terrible. It was terrible. You didn't even give us a full-on fucking reason.
Speaker 1:Why did you gender bend this character? Why did you make them born? I can't remember JJ's opinion on that, cause he loves Taskmaster. Oh, I think he said I hated that shit. Yeah, I don't. As okay as that movie is, it is an okay movie. Yeah, you ruined the biggest part of it. That was stuck and that was bad. That was bad. I tell God, oh God, I don't care about changing up looks and shit a little bit sometimes, but when you change up the whole dynamic of the character, it's like that's not.
Speaker 1:I do have to deal with female Silver Surfer for Fantastic Four. I know, I know she technically exists, I can't argue with it, but it's not the one everybody wants. Yeah, why are you? She technically exists, I can't argue with it, but it's not the one everybody wants. Yeah, it's not Silver Surfer's girlfriend just taking over. That's who it is. Instead, it's just Silver Surfer as a female. Just be happy they chose Silver Surfer. Imagine if they chose Fire. Lord, oh lord, they don't know my reference as a female. Just be happy they chose Silver Surfer. Imagine if they chose Fire. Lord, oh Lord, they don't know my reference Me. Why do you want Spider-Man to? I want Spider-Man to solo him Because he didn't got me.
Speaker 1:Apparently, there are teases to Mole man in the trailer, so we're still getting what. Apparently there were teases to Mole man, so they will have fought Mole man at some point. I don't know if we're getting live version of it, but we're getting the tease of Mole man. Whoever they have to play Mole man. We don't know if he's appearing on live stream. He's going to have dealt with him In Atlantis. They will have dealt with Mole man. Oh, not Mole man. So they're just going to skip over it like the guy from Incredibles. I can't when they went from Incredibles 1 to Incredibles 2.
Speaker 1:If Mole man appears on that screen, I'm just gonna be like can someone flick this little motherfucker away? Get him away. Get him off the screen. His henchmen are some douchebags. Okay, they're not easy to deal with. Get him off the fucking screen.
Speaker 1:No, you wanna know what the most pivotal scene of Fantastic Four is going to be for me? The fucking post-credits scene. When I'm credits, I'll be like, okay, okay, here we go. Ruin him, ruin Doom for me, you fucks. No, I have faith, but I'm like Ruin Doom, ruin him, let's go. That's going to hurt more Hearing him talk and talk potentially talk and ruin the thing for you. Or just because your fanboy didn't get it. Wait who? Wait, murphy, you really wanted him, I did, I wanted, yeah, no, I think he would have been a great Doom, him, or Fassbender too, but I don't think Fassbender.
Speaker 1:The problem is that Doom kind of has to be kind of physically imposing and that's not Downey. No, yeah, he speaks bitch, his age is working against him. Downey's also very short. Yeah, it's like what the fuck? He's slightly taller than Tom. Well, it also matters that his doom has to be literally his doom. Tony Stark's doom? No, that was your thing with Murphy too. He's tiny. I think he's taller, but he's physically smaller. Why'd you cast the Skysguard? Oh baby, oh baby. I think I just ruined him with that thought.
Speaker 1:The accent they can't do a Russian accent. He's Latverian, it's similar. Why did I just? Why did I do that? Why did I just go? It's similar, I just went Slavic, for no fucking reason. Um, maybe there's no problem going Slavic, what the fuck? Um, what would you want? Bill or Alex, bill or Alex. See my bias with Bill, but I but Bill has proved he can do physical stuff. But again, they're tall but they're very lank. Alex is a little bigger. He's a little bigger. He's a big beef. He's a little beefy. You know what I see, though that's really I need to stop looking at.
Speaker 1:They've been a lot of fan art. Oh no, I think he said he would love the truck. Hold on, you said fan art in the same sentence. No, no, hill Skarsgård wants to play Joker one day. He's very interested in playing. Oh boy, don't do that, don't give me that. No, no, I'm not ready for that. We can't go to the movie with him. If that happens, oh no, we're going to have to say, all right, you're going to go watch that movie, you're going to go wait out in the fucking room or whatever, and we'll watch it after you. You'll hear me now.
Speaker 1:Alexander still is one of my short lists for Aquaman, but that's probably never going to happen. I'd like that. I'd like that. I'd like that. Hopefully, I'd want to get my. No, I can't. No, I'm going to do it. Just as Jason went here, he goes again.
Speaker 1:What about my Green Arrow? Poetically, I want Glenn Powell to be fucking Green Lantern. Poetically, that'd be perfect. Hal, yeah, I want her to be Hal. I thought she would work for me. Who should be Green Arrow? You're not gonna get him. Yes, I am, I'm gonna get him.
Speaker 1:Charlie said no, god damn, damn it. That's perfection right there. He doesn't want to be a part of DC. He don't want to be a part of it. That's gonna suck. I don't want to be a part of it. He's like that's going to suck. I don't want to be a part of it. Damn it. That is an easy question At this point, out of all, at this point, he doesn't want to be a part of it. You could take People ask me sometimes like what do you think is like a perfect cast, like for comic books?
Speaker 1:And I'm like you'll be surprised. Look, charlie, green arrow, it's made in heaven. You have failed this city type. It's just perfection, how that would be. And you're never going to get it. I think you're right. I think he did say no, I don't want to do it, because he heard the rumors of him being fan casted all the time.
Speaker 1:I want a proper canary, black canary. Yeah, I'm not saying that the Harley Quinn one was bad. I didn't hate that one. I really didn't Believe it, or not. I thought that one was okay. I just want Do you have any? I want what? What Sounds bad coming? I want the blonde fishnets. Canary, oh yeah yeah. But if she ain't caked up, I don't want to do it. That just has to be any hero, any caked up. I don't want to do it. That just has to be any hero, any female hero. They gotta be caked up, alright? No, I'm gonna mess with you big time right here. Imagine if they cast a really thin, fucking goth chick as a Tana. I'd be, I'd cry. I'm not mad at that casting choice.
Speaker 1:Oh, matt, we found another Tandit. I don't care how long this has been. This is fun. What do we have, by the way? Half of it, okay, we're okay. Two and a half, oh, okay. Whatever, this will be a last tandem. Some fancasts, fancasts. We've been doing nothing but talking and shooting the shit. Anyways, I like doing this.
Speaker 1:Matt comes up with some good ones, y'all come up with some good ones. This is just. Give it to Dinalora, lance, catherine Winnick. My phone's almost dead so I'm going to have to rely on pictures from other people. I'm not going to touch it no more. Okay, that is an easy one from Vikings. Okay, she is an easy one, yes, okay. Okay, there are a couple on here that I actually kind of liked.
Speaker 1:What about God? God, I need a Poison Ivy, who would be a name that you would think I'm actually going to try to Charge my fucking phone. I need a. I might have to go borrow Matt's. I don't have to, I gotta pee anyway. Nebula is Poison Ivy, okay. Karen Dillon, okay, yeah. So I got to grab a. Matt. Is that cord? I could either go to Jay's car, is that cord in your room just to plug, do you not have one? It's in Jay's car. I have my charger. No, because you're not going to be able to get in and out without waking up that dog, I'll go get mine. Oh, okay, that works. I think you said something.
Speaker 1:Why did I get flabbergasted that Karen Gillian is poison ivy? Well, I just thought of it. You know what Shit I was like I'm hungry, oh, no, we got pizzas at the crib, but uh, no, I can't. Yeah, I'm Damn. There's not a, there's a meme. What A meme. A fucking meme. Oh, my God, what is the meme? Oh my god, what is the meme Apparently. Oh, oh, that, yeah, that fits.
Speaker 1:They're just putting Carrie Gilliam some of her photoshoots where she's doing this really nice pose, yeah, right next to the Poison Ivy poses. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm definitely for it, I am so for it, and I would definitely give her this suit too, not the one where she has to show all the fucking skin. Alexandra Daddario is Zatanna. I don't have concept art, I just have casting. Here it comes. Okay, I don't have concept art, I just have casting here it comes. Okay, I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I know that name, I know who she is, I know that name. I looked up some Starfire ones too. What if you got that? Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad at all. You weren't expecting me to throw that one in your face, were you? Jenna Ortega? Right, right, right, no, okay. Of Jenna Ortega's, right, right, right, no, okay.
Speaker 1:So far as what we got out of the James Gunn Superman movie and what we know is coming out of Supergirl, we haven't seen a magic aspect, have we Not really? Yet We've just seen space. I remember I had two. We're getting aliens. I had two that was thinking about it from a movie. That's a very good second. I had two we're getting aliens. I had two I was thinking about it from a movie. That's a very good second. I had two that Matt really kind of liked. One of mine, the other one he wasn't too high on but he liked, I said, dan Stevens as Constantine and I was like, hmm, yes, okay.
Speaker 1:So as much as you want Charlie Hunnam to be Green Arrow, oh, no, no, no, okay. So as much as you want Charlie Hunnam to be Green Arrow, oh, no, no, no. I'm not mad at the second option, I can fucking see it. Alexander Ludwig I know, I know that guy. I know that is a pretty good second. That's pretty good too. That is a pretty good second. Jay, that is pretty good too. Alexander Ludwig is a pretty good second, jay, that is pretty good too. Alexander Logu is a pretty good second one.
Speaker 1:Yes, as much as I respected Stephen Amell's portrayal as Green Arrow, there's not even a comparison. Those guys, yeah, you want to talk about a show that fell off a cliff? Arrow, that shit, just oh, what. That looks good to me. That shit, just oh. That looks good to me, because you know how James got said he's trying to keep voice actors and actors in general the same as far as animated through live action. Keep voices around the same thing, which is why he's using Alan Tudyk so much.
Speaker 1:Jensen Ackles Jensen. Deep voices around. The same thing, which is why he's using Alan Tudyk so much. Jensen Ackles Jensen. Oh Jensen, what's that? Yeah, check this out. It's him sitting in a chair. Alright, that'd be alright.
Speaker 1:As popular as Jensen is, though, I just wonder if they'd he's not as big a name as they could for other. There are two people that really want to play him. You've seen him in a suit. He could pull off the building. Two people that really want to play Batman. Yeah, there are two people that really want to play Batman. Alan, he's one. That's Reacher, right, yeah, and Glenn Paul said that would be his dream. Glenn Paul said that would be his dream, and Paolo said that would be his dream, but I just see him as so many other characters. I don't see him as a Batman.
Speaker 1:I like Hal. I'd rather have him as Hal. I'd rather have him as Hal or Aquaman. So both of those two as classic, but either one I'd take as Hal or Aquaman. I'd take him more as Hal because I've seen him as a pilot enough to buy it.
Speaker 1:Would anyone be mad at me if I want to see Idris as Jon Stewart? That might be. That's probably everyone's fan cast. Well, we already have a Jon Stewart cast Damn, and it's nobody big. Oh God, yeah, I'm doing some research Research. Yep, I'm doing some research research.
Speaker 1:Yep, aaron Pierre, aaron Pierre, not bad, not bad, not bad. We've talked about him because he was just in something that we watched. Yep, I remember. Hmm, we've talked about him because he was just in something that we watched. Yep, I remember. Technically, we have Hal in it too. Oh, yeah, I remember the Green Lantern show or whatever. Yeah, nope, not bulky enough. What research are you doing? You gotta let us in. Just imagine I'm being gay being. I'm definitely not gay.
Speaker 1:We're running out of ideas here, man, I'm honestly just trying to think of fucking Spoilers, oh no, I'm honestly just trying to think of fucking spoilers, oh no. See where this leads me to. Not the spoilers. Hmm, hmm, wait a minute. He didn't play him already, did he? Hmm, wait a minute. What? He didn't play him already, did he? Didn't play him already? No, no, he didn't because he was too young.
Speaker 1:You guys ever watch boy meets or, uh, girl meets world, the sequel to, yeah, oh boy, this is gonna go somewhere funny. Well, if we're casting young actors and shit like that. Peyton Mayer, yeah, aquaman, I mean, okay, I don't know, I don't, maybe. Yeah, I know him from Girl Meets World. Apparently, liv Tyler is in the movie, by the way. Yeah, liv Tyler is in the movie. Yeah, is Betty. Yeah, because they couldn't ignore that whole yeah.
Speaker 1:So nothing said in that article was nothing. We didn't already assume she's the main reason. Red Hulk is a thing. Yeah, reportedly, when Isaiah starts attacking people in the White House during whatever speech the President is giving Because he got Winter Soldier'd, yeah, whenever he attacks, president Ross will be presenting the discovery of a lifetime which will be adamantium inside the pipe. That'll be the speech he's giving when everything starts to go down. So at what point do we get Weapon X? Never we got adamantium. We get Weapon X Never we gotta advance. Yet the government's gonna be stupid. The Weapon X? Oh, yeah, we already have the gamma bombs. I forgot that.
Speaker 1:Deadpool and Wolverine is MCU, but at the same time it's kinda not so it's kind of weird in its own weird space. Actually, you know what would help me love Hulk again in the MCU. You know how we got a Drugs, drugs. A lot of that would help. A lot of that would help. I'd have to chug a whole bottle of Swarth. You know how we got a solo Black Widow film where it delved into her past. Yeah, would we not do that for the Hulk? I mean, well, banner, yeah, unless they're literally just gonna use the Incredible Hulk as the basis. I mean, I mean they have used the whole.
Speaker 1:I was a different guy line. Yeah, I was totally different. That was funny as fuck. Yeah, I was a totally different guy. Literally.
Speaker 1:Guess what the top-selling jersey is in Alaska? Football, yeah, football. Josh Allen, oh boy, it's a name you know, but I don't think you'll figure it out right away. Fuck, what's a name you know, but I don't think you'll figure it out right away. Ah, what's the fuck? Green Bay's Jordan Love, apparently In Alaska, green Bay, wisconsin, it's divided by each 50 states. Oh, I don't know why that's true, but it's weird what Micah Parsons know why that's true, but it's weird, micah Parsons, that's a top-selling jersey in Alaska. Why is Christian McCaffrey? You're doing NFL, right? Yeah, I wonder. Overall sports, because I'd say Giannis has a chance to be the top-selling sports figure in Wisconsin? Yeah, you don't think so In Wisconsin? Sure, yeah, I think Giannis is probably the most recognizable sports figure in Wisconsin that currently plays.
Speaker 1:Do we got anything else we'd like to? Not really. I don't need more stuff to happen to really fill out an episode next week. For do we got anything else we would like to? Not really. I don't need more stuff to happen to really fill out an episode next week for Captain America 4 before we tear it apart, before we even get to it, before we tear it apart, especially me. Who, uh, who gonna get that one? No, who gonna get that one? That may be a problem. Well, this is stuff we need to know. I'm always saying that cause I think, cause Ryan buys this Tuesday, so I would be responsible for Captain America 4 following me, so you don't wanna buy that bitch twice. That's like that's.
Speaker 1:My biggest issue with it is that I end up buying it for and also keeping track of the tickets so I don't send the wrong ticket stuff. We'll figure it out. That's not that big a deal. I don't trust the app anymore. Yeah, I got Border State money. It works fine. Buy multiple sets of tickets and keeping track of all of them correctly. Yeah, I almost did it today. I don't trust him.
Speaker 1:He got one movie and I got the other. Oh, that would be. Oh boy. I bought the one for the three of us. So I got the more expensive one, dick, but you both bought Screen X. Yeah, you had no fucking choice. Bought screen X. Yeah, you had no fucking choice. Time-wise yeah, we got fucked. That's why you don't see two movies in one day. Fuck no, you don't see two movies in one day. Me and Jay could do three Low key. Ah, that third one. We could stay there from opening time. I don't think seeing the movies would be a problem. Seeing three movies and then doing a podcast on it you'd be dead, he would be. I'm actually surprised I didn't have to go buy any of these drinks before coming here.
Speaker 1:Lions head coach Aaron Glenn hires former Detroit Lions cornerback Dre Bly to be cornerback's coach. Lions are just going to the Jets or to bears. Don't make the bears good. That's still up in the air. I'm no medical expert, but that doesn't look healthy. No, madden game. Yes, what the fuck. I hope that was reported as an injury in the game. I've seen glitches where the arm extends 200 feet in the wrong direction. I've never actually had that happen. No, I've had glitches where the ball goes right through the person. Oh yeah, those are commonplace in Madden. Look at that, we're right back at video games. Ain't that some shit? Okay, everyone have a good night. Until next time. Stay tuned for our Valentine's episode. Yeah, technically, even though this was technically the Valentine's movies, but Captain America, rant, rant, incoming. Good night everybody.
