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Knightfalls Vale
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What if the Marvel Cinematic Universe isn’t living up to its own hype? Join us on the Nightfallsville podcast as we unravel the highs and lows of "Captain America: Brave New World," where we debate if Anthony Mackie's portrayal can truly soar amidst a sea of familiar villains. From political intrigue to missed opportunities with storylines like the Serpent Society, we ask the burning question: is the MCU losing its touch without the likes of Bruce Banner? Our lively discussion dives into the challenges of crafting compelling villains, pitting the strategic mind of the Leader against the raw power of figures like Red Hulk.
Our conversation doesn’t stop at the Marvel threshold. We venture into the broader universe of geek culture, reflecting on unexpected moments in movies, the quirks of fandom at conventions, and the sometimes polarizing nature of superhero movie critiques. Nostalgia takes the wheel as we reminisce about classic anime and cartoons, fueling a spirited exchange about how these mediums have shaped modern media. From Bucky Barnes’ evolving role to the anticipation surrounding characters like Kate Bishop and Wong, we speculate on the future of the Avengers, all while keeping the banter light and engaging.
Prepare for a rollercoaster of thoughts and theories as we explore everything from the MCU's multiverse potential to the peculiarities of villain presence in storytelling. Whether we’re laughing about driving adventures or dissecting the nuances of iconic villain groups, our podcast episode has something for fans of all stripes. So, tune in for humor, camaraderie, and a critical lens on the cinematic stories that keep us coming back for more.
Hello everyone, Welcome to the Nightfallsville podcast. Captain America Brave New World Edition. Brave New World Edition.
Speaker 2:I thought that thing lit up. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Brave New World Edition. I thought that bottom bar lit up too. Also a sequel to the Incredible Hulk. 17 years on the make Yep 16, according to the timeline of the movie, Because it was supposed to come out last year. Ha ha, ha. Well, where do we begin? It's our first MCU rant in a long movie, rant in a while I think yeah, it is. You just assume it's all going to be ranting. It's going to come across as a rant, yeah.
Speaker 1:How about this. We do what we used to do. Let's rate the movie. Rate yeah, rate it. Rate it right from the beginning. Then we can run into the ranting oh, 5.5. Wasn't happy with it. I am in the same tier as Matt. I'm in that 5.5 to six range. I was in the same tier, I'd probably lean a 6 out of 10, but I'm in that 5.5 to 6 range. I'm with Matt Because it wasn't as god-awful as some people say, but still, it's like it's the bread but there's no meat. It's just it's missing a key character, isn't it? It's just I wasn't engaged for most of it. I'm just like the key character to make the movie make sense. Uh-huh, when the fuck is Bruce Banner in this entire fucking thing?
Speaker 1:That's the biggest problem with this movie. That's what made me put it around the same as you guys. It's like you're doing all this shit. You have the leader Same fucking guy, by the way, Actor from you know, FYI, Harrison Ford can't pull off a mustache. No, they actually did that on purpose. They showed the one scene where he has a mustache.
Speaker 2:It's like he can't wear a mustache.
Speaker 1:My doctor told me I had to get rid of it. Is that or lose the election? Uh-huh, that was actually a decent way to explain it, because I'm like, why doesn't he have a mustache? It's just. I disagree with people a little bit that they say after watching this, I do like him. I'm a little biased because of Falcon, and Winter Soldier is still probably one of my favorite DC Marvel TV shows. But uh, what? The movie was in DC, so we can't give you shit. You heard DC enough for it to be in your head, but uh, it's just.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I remember my tangent there the whole Sam Wilson cap. Sam Wilson cap can't, fucking can't carry a movie because he's a side character. I disagree to that a little bit. I think you just gotta give him something. There's nothing to that movie. The movie's kind of besides, some of the fight scenes are actually pretty good but the movie's kind of I don't know a little bit. Anthony Mackie can basically almost carry a movie. Discredit isn't on Anthony Mackie, it's Sam Wilson. Captain America can't carry a movie. You literally just showed us you don't have a villain for him, yeah Well, because every character he's ever fought is a cat villain Somebody else?
Speaker 1:He's in the comics. The only reason that Falcon got his own comic is because people liked the character himself, but other than that, no matter what I've looked up, his story has always revolved around somebody else's villain or group that exists inside the world AIM villain or group that exists inside the world.
Speaker 1:Yeah, game Nazis, fucking Nazis, are everywhere, dude. I mean, it's a common thing for Captain America to fight the Nazis. It's just Hydra, hydra, yeah, hydra. Like I said, they have to use other people's villains and it. But, like I said, I, like you said, there's no, there's nothing. They have to use other people's villains and it's like I said, there's, there's a making there of a pretty very good movie, I think in there. But and they tried to go political drama too, again, it's like you don't. Winter soldier, cap captain america 2, winter soldier is one of the best MCU movies ever and that was basically a political drama.
Speaker 1:You're not topping that, which is why, where I lean thinking that that's the reason I got rid of most of the Serpent Society content, is because it felt too close to Winter Soldier. I could see that Because the Serpent Society is basically another Hydra. Uh-huh, you want to see some? I would have loved to have seen them try to make this. It's actually in their origin in the movie, because Esposito himself said they were a team that was on the grounds in Brooklyn. I liked him. Well, he didn't. Carlos Esposito, good at anything he does, but I liked him. Man, when Sam pulled around the corner, I just started. You got shot through the fucking trench coat. I just started dumping. That was good. I liked that. I wish they never cut Seth Rollins. I would have been very curious of Seth Rollins' role in the movie.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it was ever said Does anyone really know what his character was supposed to be? Something in the Serpent Society, I think? Was he supposed to be that dude that fucking Sam fought? He was supposed to be the main physical threat, I think. Was that supposed to be Copperhead? Because Copperhead's in the cast and you wouldn't have known it. I'm like, is that supposed to be copperhead? But I'm like, because they didn't even try to make him copperhead, but they didn't try with either of them. They were both just thugs. Yeah, they were both just mercenaries and shit. Now I would have given credit cool, because them motherfuckers look lame as fuck and I'm like y'all motherfuckers, y'all dressing like snakes, holy fuck, holy fuck. Look at their designs. It's like okay, you make that cool, I will applaud you.
Speaker 1:The heavily inclination of who Rollins was playing was a variation of Cobra or Anaconda. Those were the rumored Anaconda.
Speaker 2:Really Anaconda Uh.
Speaker 1:So, like I said, there just wasn't. I'm happy they finally addressed the fucking smoke shield in the water. All we all knew it was going to be fucking adamantium. Yeah, we all knew that, ray Marine. That question is is that the only element you found? He completely made out of adamantium? That's it Completely made out of adamantium when the Earth is built around him? I have a secondary problem with that Shoot. So do you guys remember where the Indian Ocean is?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Where is it, Dane? It's I need to actually Near the Red Sea. I need this. It's between.
Speaker 2:Australia, Africa. Yes, yes.
Speaker 1:It's in between Australia and Africa.
Speaker 2:So what were the four?
Speaker 1:major powers a part of this accord, we had Japan. They're in the area, japan's kind, one of them isn't. Did it say Saudi? No, it said New Delhi. New Delhi and Paris. Yeah, like why is? Why does France give a damn France? Hey, we need that Over China. Oh no, they did that so they could release their fucking movie there. No, it's not going to go to China anyway, because it's American politics. No, we support communism. Yeah, I got it in the communism here. I got in the episode anyway. I didn't even it got in there anyway.
Speaker 1:I didn't even put it in my list. You wanted me to, you really did. It has American symbolism in it. Nope, this isn't going to China. No, america, this is America. This is America. This is America. It had the White House in it. No, white House. I don't think they hate us as much. No, it's a Chinese government thing. It's a Chinese government thing Like no America.
Speaker 2:They edit all our movies anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the MCU's got a hell of a time getting their movies to release over there. Hell of a time. That's you, anthony Mackie, wearing a helmet, and TV poster in China, and Giancarlo Esposito will not be on it. Oh, oh.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:I only assumed that because they took John Boyega off of Star Wars, no other ethnicities. Yep, none, none, none, oh God. What's some other, what's some other. Oh yeah, I wanted that Something. Yeah, paris felt like the most lamest throw-in of a country ever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it did Versus.
Speaker 1:Versus any other southern European nation. You know, this may be the. I liked fucking. I like Joaquin Torres. He's funny and always brings some good energy. Who plays him? Danny Ramirez, danny Ramirez, I like him. He always him. I like him. He's pretty good in every scene. He's funny, I like him. He brings good youthful energy. He's quippy. He brings very good energy 2008. I was looking up first appearances Because something was playing out in my head. I was trying to figure out who came first Red Hulk or Red She-Hulk.
Speaker 2:Red Hulk, red She-Hulk's sexy.
Speaker 1:Red. She is Dean.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:What? You just like her because she's an angrier version of She-Hulk and she's red. She'd take control of She-Hulk. Yeah, she beat me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's red.
Speaker 1:She'd take control of me a little more. Do it the same time. Ooh, shut up, Dean.
Speaker 2:Do you want?
Speaker 1:her in a harpy form, ooh sexy, where she's got wings, yes, and big-ass fucking claws, she can fly me all over the place. She would not do that, she. She would not do that, she would. She's also got this thing like a siren. Call Me, yeah.
Speaker 2:Siren call.
Speaker 1:You don't want that. Remember that weapon that was used in the movie that blew up the soldier's heart? Yeah, that's basically her power. Oh, I was kind of happy Just to divulge on this. Red Hulk did show some abilities. A little heat to get heat, a little heat when he transformed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then he was just red, it was still going during the fight.
Speaker 1:It just didn't permeate. All it did was burn the pimps that fell on him. Couldn't get through Sam's impenetrable pimps. That did annoy me just a little, the vibranium being able to take all of it. And then that nuclear blast Damn, which is a Black Panther thing that's been established so we can't really be mad at it we can't be mad at it. No, I'm just glad it didn't actually knock him out, the fact that he got up ready to talk. He was kind of fucked up.
Speaker 1:He was definitely in more control than Bruce is typically in charge of Holt. That did fuck him up. He got up but he was fucked up. He was limping and he was fucked up.
Speaker 2:I know Jacob had that fucked him up bad.
Speaker 1:He didn't recover at all. Yeah, that fucked him up bad. As many encounters as the military has had with Bruce Banner Hulk. It's like still guns, Still gonna try this. I'm gonna say this Fuck you, Disney.
Speaker 2:Or.
Speaker 1:What they did with the Red Hulk. That's what we're missing, you see, that destructive power. We haven't had that since Age of Ultron, age of Ultron. Ever since then he's been a joke. And when did Age of Ultron come out, 16? I'm really surprised he's not harping on that. I'm really surprised he's not harping on that. I'm really surprised he's not harping on it like I thought he would. I mean he's holding it in a little bit.
Speaker 2:He's angry. This was in 2015.
Speaker 1:Since 2015, hulk has been a joke, and then we bring in the Red Hulk and we show, oh my god, the Incredible Hulk movie. You're not counting anything in Ragnarok, by the way, he kind of was destructive. You just didn't get to really see the full. No, he was still a joke, just making sure, especially since he got no diff by Thanos in Infinity War. That was bad they were talking about that the other day. No fucking explanation whatsoever into the reasoning behind why the Hulk was cowering.
Speaker 1:Thanos turned on that daddy aura afterwards, but not necessarily during the fight, because he got his ass kicked by Thanos, which made it. Before that fight, though, it was Thor Ragnarok. Who the fuck is he cowering from? He was still big man on campus. The one thing I can't believe he didn't. Well, it's in there. You want me to fucking rant about the leader's look? I don't even want to talk about it. He needs to go the fuck away. I hate it every second he's on screen. You don't like strategic villains. I hate it every second. Bro, throw up. You can't Dude physically strong. Do something. I don't like villains like that man. If you can't step up, get out. Here's the thing. You know the ending in the movie where he goes and gets himself captured. Yeah, nine out of ten. That was all a part of his plan. He's going to be in another movie someday. Can somebody at least understand why I didn't like him? Like Dean, that's not your villain. That's not your kind of villain you like. Don't knock yourself out.
Speaker 1:You can't say I don't like strategic. I love Bane. What does Bane do? Bane get down in there and just start clowning motherfuckers when he has to, what?
Speaker 2:You're an asshole for that one what I can't debate you on bane, why I'm just saying I don't want, I don't see his strategic, I didn't want someone to say I don't like strategic, but dude was a twit, dude wouldn't intimidate me.
Speaker 1:I mean those background strategic characters where everything they do you don't see until they're like well, yeah, I did this, this and that, and I'm sorry. You know, villains are very important to a movie, to me and I'm like that's just his character, that's who he is. He has always been that guy that does things in the background, gets everybody to do the dirty work for him. We can't convince you that the main villain can't always be the physical front. I see what you're saying You're making that me like.
Speaker 1:The leader has always used bigger threats like abomination, abomination, my motherfucker Right, he was mentioned. What three fucking times? His gimmick is not like the thinker, where he builds robots or whatever and he's using the chair and whatever.
Speaker 2:His gimmick is manipulation through mathematics?
Speaker 1:I guess, yeah, statistical odds, which is why we just got the Spoilers for the end credits, unless you're fucking looking up yourself. Yeah, what year is it? What year that then-cred scene could have referenced anything? Yeah, so I don't know if they're trying to actually bring back that then's credit scene could have referenced anything. Yeah, so I don't know if they're trying to actually bring back Multiverse of Madness. That's basically what it's going to be, because the word incursion was never fucking read, it just said other worlds are out there.
Speaker 2:It could be talking about the TPA.
Speaker 1:It doesn't even say why other worlds are going to be coming. What the fuck do you mean by that? Why are they coming? Oh, okay, best fucking guess is that you're talking about Doom. Well, fuck, okay, just leave the fans to figure that one out. What about the casual viewers, like my mom, for instance?
Speaker 2:You could still be talking about.
Speaker 1:Kang hey, Jesus Christ. I got set into my own little fucking tangent in my head. That's why I was like no, no, it's going back to the leader thing, because I'm sitting there, I'm in my head trying to and that's not a mad thing. I'm thinking it for myself. I'm trying to think about Do you still feel insulted? No, I told you I don't feel insulted. I'm thinking of villains I love that are very intelligent. Bane Doom. Doom gets right down in there.
Speaker 1:Okay, there's a difference between them and the leader, though All your intelligent villains have aura. I'm sorry, I'm like bro, get out of here.
Speaker 2:Get out of here. Get out of here. Pimple face.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they destroyed his fucking looks. Okay, that fucking. You know the veins on his head for the brain and shit that was supposed to be there. He was still supposed to. You've seen it.
Speaker 2:Yes, he's got a big forehead.
Speaker 1:Yes, big ass fucking forehead, but he still has a whole full set of fucking hair. Yeah, I've seen that. But he is this scrawny fucking dude, wouldn't you say? I might have preferred if they just kept the Serpent Society in there. I loved every scene Esposito was in Mercenary. You would have had no reason for the Hulk, the Red Hulk. You almost didn't even need Esposito in that movie.
Speaker 2:That was the thing I was telling him.
Speaker 1:The only reason for him being in there was literally to set up the adamantium selling what you could have done with any. You could have done that with any fucking crew, and there are so many sub-fucking villain crews you could have used. If you hadn't have killed Crossbones, he would have been. That would have been, for fuck's sakes, if you want to. Going back to what I was saying before about referencing old movies Batman, quantumania Damn, for fuck's sakes. Oh, jesus Christ, you just I remember. Thank you for saying that. I just remember another one, even though I'll never see it again Kang advanced idea mechanics.
Speaker 2:Kang's another one, yeah, kang's another one.
Speaker 1:I like that was smart, but this motherfucker walked up to all that. It was like I am Kang. I'm like you're like aura, dean. That's what leader is missing for you. He has no aura. That's part of it.
Speaker 2:Loki, loki is all aura.
Speaker 1:But he doesn't look like he's built, but he's an Asgardian. I'm Loki, though I like that. You're like it's aura. Leader had no like. You've got no pizzazz. I am a god you foul creature. Leader is not one of those characters You're probably like you're. He's all background. It doesn't seem like my rant on not liking leader is surprising.
Speaker 1:Like no, it's not surprising main reasons I wanted you to read uh, the immortal hulk. It's because of the leader's background character son of these he's actually gets possessed by the hulk's dad, yeah, and manipulated by the one below all. Yeah, you know me, I like a good fight at the end between the villain and the hero and ship. You got that. They just gave you Red Hulk instead. That was your fight. At the end, he released the caged monster inside the president that he manipulated into becoming Because he kept increasing the gamma dose on those pills.
Speaker 2:You were okay with that.
Speaker 1:At least reasoning for how Hulk became Hulk. It's not so. I'm waiting for his more negative rants. He ain't been that negative so far. It's not so far off from the comics that I have to be mad at you can be mad at the fight.
Speaker 1:The whole reason for Thaddeus becoming the Hulk was because he wanted the super soldier serum himself and the Hulk was. You know, part of that because if you look it up, he's had three different reasons and the best way to put it is how they did it in the movie to give Thaddeus that turning character point okay, I'm dying, I have to figure out a way to live and show people I'm changing. And his reasons behind it were fine, so he could talk to his daughter again. That gave you enough character motivation for it. The movie's not bad, but it makes you think what all did they fucking change to make it that? That's the one thing. I left the theater wondering.
Speaker 1:What did you have to change? What fucked up this movie?
Speaker 2:to have to do this.
Speaker 1:I have a bit of a soft spot for Red Hulk too, because long ago I read a series called Avenging Spider-Man. They was homies, they was homies, so I would Dude that is.
Speaker 2:That is a lot.
Speaker 1:The one thing that always floored me is that they borrowed his nickname for the very next movie we're going to see for the MCU Thunderbolts. He had no rehash. I wonder where they're taking Red Hulk now? Nowhere, nowhere. Either he's going to show up in Secret Wars or he's not going to be used again, or we get Red She-Hulk. Don't give him that. That'd make us both happy, just him happier in a different way. He's already standing up. No, I'm not. I'll get a picture of Red She-Hulk now. Then we'll get that.
Speaker 2:No, we don't need it.
Speaker 1:I was already telling him yesterday that and this just adds to the Jean-Garles Vizio not even needed to be in the movie. The original plot breakdown that came out on Wikipedia never mentioned him. It gave me the plot breakdown and never mentioned his character once. What the fuck was the plot breakdown? Oh, people steal shit and Captain America gets it back and takes it back to the government. It was very simplified with the very first 20 minutes of the movie. Yeah, but it didn't mention Sidewinder or Gene Carlos' character at all they said Sidewinder in the movie.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. I'm talking about the plot break down, where I said he didn't even exist. In the original plot break down that I read, they just omitted his character. They did say serpent too, but they never said society. It said serpent society. And the emblem on his back. They had the symbol, but there were no snakes. In fact it was a skull. I'm like are you trying to be Hydra? What the fuck is it.
Speaker 1:That's probably why they went and got rid of the stuff there too. Yeah, I feel no, We'll see, but again I feel no. Oh, I appreciated the Bucky cameo. That one I appreciated a lot Still have issue with it. I love Bucky Bucky. Congressman Bucky Barnes you mean future president Bucky Barnes, shush you. We technically don't know who Thaddeus' VP was. That's to be a little bit. It's like you're doing all of these government things but you never told us who his VP actually was.
Speaker 2:You know Bucky looked. He's usually in the room when most of these decisions are being made. Shut up, Dean.
Speaker 1:I wasn't going to bring up the VP. You know who. You know Bucky. When Bucky first walked in Dead ass, I thought in my head I didn't say it out loud I was like is that Bucky Barr? Is that JD Vance Was?
Speaker 2:that JD Vance.
Speaker 1:Bucky still had more hair than JD Vance Is like he was playing Trump. I didn't like the speech that he gave Sam. I really Just the ending part. It's like Steve giving you the shield so that people can aspire to be you. It's like, so nobody aspired to be Steve. That's basically what you're just implying when you say that sentence. I know it's like nobody could actually be Steve without the soldiers.
Speaker 2:Well, remember, I know soldiers.
Speaker 1:He did a bad job of the speech being played it was like 4. Quite literally, that's the side tangent for the next Marvel movie. By the way, it's like oh great, so now we have a congressman leading the Thunderbolts and figuring out how the fuck is our government so in hand with the superheroes?
Speaker 2:Like what.
Speaker 1:The president asked him to fucking make the Avengers again. That got me excited. Yeah, except they asked the wrong person. They're not gonna. I've given up. He will be the leader. He's not gonna be the leader of the event. He'll be important. Do you think Sam's gonna ask him? No, he will be the leader. He's not going to be the leader of the event. He'll be important. Do you think Sam's going to ask him? No, he don't like you.
Speaker 1:He don't know who he is. Yeah, nobody knows who he is right now no one knows, which is why Spider-Man 4 is going to be a fascinating movie, no matter which way they go. You know, the part of that movie also that hurts more is Happy. Having to forget who Peter is for the entire thing but somehow forgets that he worked with him is Happy and Pepper going to be a fucking thing anymore.
Speaker 1:I don't know anymore do you remember the one fucking scene we got in Deadpool with Happy? Is he just going to be like an intermediary for the Avengers? Now, somehow, the Avengers don't exist, but they do exist.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I've only had more questions raised because of Spider-Man no Way Home than I should in my brain, because it's a good movie. I just have more questions now. Well, this came out of Deadpool, which.
Speaker 1:I shouldn't have taken seriously at all. No, there's only one thing we need to take seriously out of that movie. It's the fact that Hugh Jackman will be doing Stille's Tiny. That's living up to be true. I was going to bring up a controversy, sam. It was controversial anyway. Even at the end of fucking. I believe it was controversial anyway, even at the end of fuckin'. Uh, I believe it was. Uh, was it Endgame? He gave Sam the shield. Yeah, because everyone, me included, was like you're skipping Bucky. He was capped. Then Sam was You're skipping Bucky, so he was automatically controversial because everyone wanted Bucky to get the shield.
Speaker 1:Reading into the thing it's like in terms of a redemption story. Yes, bucky should have gotten it. Steve still knows that people aren't going to accept Bucky because of people thinking of him killing people with the Wakandans for Civil War. You've also got him definitely killing people while an agent of HYDRA, so like there's political aspects of it. Yeah, but sure Story sense makes wise. Giving it to he would have been fine. The blue man Sorry, that just popped into my fucking head again because the nickname they used for Incredible Hulk. I'm still a little surprised After all them years they got Liv Tyler to come back in cameo.
Speaker 2:They actually got her come back.
Speaker 1:That was definitely one of the reshoots, by the way, that Did he come back?
Speaker 2:in cameo.
Speaker 1:That opening fight scene with Sam when they were going to get them Adamantium back. Ah, that was bad CGI. Oh yeah, I wasn't following it whatsoever. He was just a blocky movement of you could tell there was no stunt coordinator doing anything with that, it was just all CGI. Yeah, yeah, wait, what Where's.
Speaker 2:Sam in this, it's all.
Speaker 1:SHIELD. You could tell he was obviously on a green screen when he was talking to Red Hulk trying to calm him down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you could tell everything was obviously on a green scheme when he was talking to Red Hulk trying to calm him down. Yeah, oh, that one kind of yeah, Like you could tell everything behind him isn't real, what the fuck is he making him so small-looking and shiny behind him?
Speaker 1:He's got a white aura on him right now. How hard was that to edit out? Oh, and I was telling Jay earlier the president's fucking security woman was so fucking tiny, holy shit. I looked it up she's five foot two. That's not Canonically. They were keeping the Black Widows being tiny. That's kind of the mythos that they were keeping. The issue was that Sabra, the character she is, never was a Black Widow. Yeah, wait what? She's an actual fucking character. Yeah, sabra's a new race oh shit.
Speaker 1:Never mind. I thought Scarlett Johansson's only 5'3", so she's tiny too yeah.
Speaker 2:That's the other obvious one.
Speaker 1:She's kind of smaller than Scarlett. She might. We're taller than all the black women 5'4. She's one inch taller. That doesn't appear that way in the movie. We watched the entire movie. I thought she was shorter than Scarlet. Let me go see what fucking Celebrity Heights says, because people debate the fucking shit. Sabra, sabra, is Sabra the Israeli superhero?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they got her at about five, two and three you didn't know that.
Speaker 1:No, I recognize the fucking picture. Now I was just. Why would they fuck with that? Why would you? Oh, never mind. Now I know. Yeah, she made her a fucking rebel. Politics said it. Why can't you give the Israelites their own hero? Fucking retard.
Speaker 2:She's.
Speaker 1:Israeli? She's Israeli, yeah, but they didn't make her a hero. They made her an ex-villain. What kind of political message was that sending? I could tell she was Israeli because they got a thick accent. I was like that's kind of Israeli.
Speaker 2:But yeah, she is tiny.
Speaker 1:I was like I was surprised she got 5'2" because, fucking, fucking, when she was standing next to fucking, uh, anthony Mackie. She was like how tall is Anthony Mackie? 5'10", just Christ. Imagine me standing. Jesus Christ, me and Anthony are in the same height. I'm a little taller apparently. Well, that's, that's just Google search, you never know. Somebody's um, the Rock is listed at 6'5". He is not 6'5". Rock's about my height and my range. Actually he's not as tall as he used to be Not as tall as the Rock.
Speaker 1:now Rock's in his 50s, I believe. Triple H has always been listed at 6'4". He's like 6'2" A lot.
Speaker 2:Of that's exaggerated.
Speaker 1:The WWE is always. I'm pretty sure Batista was listed at 6'7" 6'8" at some point I think it was 6'5". I think what I'm saying is.
Speaker 2:Batista is actually a big motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Would have just listed people that are going to appear in the MCU at some point or have Triple H hasn't yet. Rock hasn't yet. The Rock hasn't yet. Wait, has he no?
Speaker 2:DC.
Speaker 1:Yeah, give it time, give it time, give it time. Yeah, but the movie's Gonna be awful. I mean the poetic one Was having him play the thing. Yeah, I wouldn't have liked that At all, but it was a great the Rock joke. Wow, that even works. That even works for Batista, wow all but it was a great the Rock joke Wow.
Speaker 1:God that even worked for Batista. Wow Batista. Wwe has listed that 6'4". He's just a little over. 6'2" is what celebrity heights have, man? Wwe exaggerates their heights a little bit. Well, 100-hectare's, not 7 feet. He's a big motherfucker. He's a big motherfucker, but the boots helped. Yeah, did you ever look up Ray Mysterio? Ray Mysterio's like 5'6". He is small but he's not a. People think he's a midget. He's tiny, but 5'6". He's around the same size as our co-worker. Yeah, I was going to say the Hobbit butbit. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Well, I said co-worker for a reason. I mean they're both high-flyer wrestlers. What do you expect, did anyone? A lot of people took a lot of issue with the Liv Tyler cameo because they thought it was shoehorned in and were like A lot of people didn't like it.
Speaker 1:It was definitely shoehorned in, but it worked. It works because of the context, of what he was trying to do. Can somebody do me a favor? Does anyone actually know if fucking those trees are in DC?
Speaker 2:It's true because why did that feel wrong?
Speaker 1:Forest. Yeah, cherry blossoms in DC near the White House? Yeah, does that not feel wrong to you, especially with the whole subplot? I happen to get along with Japan, I mean, it's in the realm of possibility, but I'm curious. I'm actually curious too. Yes, dc has Cherry Blossoms and that shot will sell it. Wow, yep. Yes, dc has cherry blossoms and that shot will sell it.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Yep, okay.
Speaker 2:I guess I kind of want to go to DC now, just for that.
Speaker 1:You don't want to go there. Dc, get out of the midst, boy, I don't want to. The cherry blossoms Not there, but DC, oh no, that'd be easier to go to than fucking Japan. Dc's a Well. If you go at the end of March, they're peak bloom. Oh, that'd be nothing but fucking tourists. What am I talking about? I'd be a tourist yeah, I live here and I'd be a tourist. Oh, canada, what the Four Nations thing for hockey is going on right now? It's like a four-year. It's US, canada, switzerland and Finland. Us vs Canada hockey rivalry broils over, with three fights in the first nine seconds. Thank you, america. Did the Americans start it? The Americans start it.
Speaker 2:Or are we?
Speaker 1:playing a stereotypical. Oh, the Canadians couldn't do it.
Speaker 2:They're too nice Did.
Speaker 1:Uh, oh yeah, this was. Oh, this is staged, Of course it is.
Speaker 2:Don't just start off a game as staged, as this entire movie was.
Speaker 1:As much as I thought there could be a lot of yapping, it didn't set up that much, no, really. So, we set up a possible Weapon X program.
Speaker 1:That's about it that I can think of as far as introducing anything, anything that mattered. I'm like MCU has been lacking to do that so badly that I can think of as far as introducing anything, anything that mattered. I'm like, um, mcu has been lacking to do that so bad lately, because I'm like, bro, come on, you gotta give me something. Give me something here to get me excited for what's next, and they ain't been doing that for shit. You want me to rant on it, but I really I can't. I should just be happy with what they give me, though it's like you know, stealing another Hulk story just to fucking explain shit. Oh that's, you were trying not to do Captain America Winter Soldier, but you still went back to the brainwashing of Captain. Actually, I was pretty sure the leader stole that technology in order to do that the brainwashing that technology in order to do that. There's no way to prove it.
Speaker 1:Everything he was using has actually been used before in the movies, except for that Sonic thing. I don't know if we've ever seen that before. There were a lot of questionable decisions in this movie. The biggest level of excitement I got was the hint that new event when the next Avengers team like, oh yay, other than that we don't know who's going to be in it. Oh God, that roster could suck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to have Captain America or Falcon and Falcon, captain, falcon and Falcon. Yeah, I don't even know if God, when you think of oh, probably ask Spider-Man. I'm busy, otherwise, you're looking at the Young Avengers, because you're not going to do it with any of them. Young Avengers, we talked about it. You got Kate Bishop, that's fine. I love Kate. That's fine, I love Kate Bishop. Probably ask for Wong, because you want Wong and everything. Yeah, we're going to have fucking what's her name too. Then what America?
Speaker 1:No, wong's best friend, oh God, madison, whatever her name is.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Those are worse ideas. Scar would, oh my God, nope, not even touching that. My God, wyatt, get him going. They see you I'm leaving alone. I've ranted enough about that on the podcast. It's bad enough that every time we do get a Hulk story, it's not even his movie. It's not even his movie. Universal, no, like you, hated the leader being the fucking villain. But that is a Hulk villain Somebody who can outsmart the Hulk. Everything about Braun is you have to use intelligence to beat it. Every villain in the movie was a Hulk villain, I mean, except for Sidewinder, what I mean? They've been there, but they weren't easy fucking thing. They used the one Hulk villain I like, abomination. Well, abomination's just gonna go out there and throw hands. That's all he's gonna do. Not, since She-Hulk, he's all zen. He wears slippers to work now. Well, prime abomination that goes out and just throws hands, that abomination, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:And as much as Dago hate this, I would like to see Maestro because he's just savage, that motherfucker Evil and savage we're supposedly getting him in Secret Wars you want to know who's playing him.
Speaker 1:We're supposedly getting him in Secret Wars. You want to know who's playing him. Supposedly playing him, lou Ferrigno. Oh no, you know who they should have gotten. The guy who played Eric Bana oh, the guy that played Eric Bana. You mean Eric Bana, that's what I said. Eric Bana. The funny part of the guy who played Eric Banaanner? You mean Eric Banner Banner, that's what I said. Eric Banner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the funny part of the context is the guy that played Eric Banner.
Speaker 1:Eric Banner played.
Speaker 2:Eric Banner.
Speaker 1:That is the context you said. We were all thrown for a loop. That's what you. I'm like, Eric.
Speaker 2:I completely forgot that I played Eric Banner.
Speaker 1:Eric Banner played Banner I. We got that. I'm like wait, Completely forgot that you ad-libbed into the correct answer.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did.
Speaker 1:That happens sometimes. My brain goes faster than it wants to. I can't, I don't, god. I'm a little disappointed at this movie. As much as I thought it, it didn't give as much talking points as I thought that was the concept.
Speaker 1:The movie is good, but with empty calories, there's no substance to it. It's just like the snack I had during the movie there wasn't much substance. Did this movie give you hope for anything? Not really, but not negative either. It didn't give me nothing. It didn't move the needle at all because it didn't give me nothing to look forward to, but it wasn't a grievously bad.
Speaker 1:Anthony Mackie is like a leader at this point, kind of a little bit. It's like he can be Captain America, but I don't know if he can lead a team. He's still asking for favors from everyone. Hey, can you help me out? You know what his main problem probably is he has nobody to report to nobody can take him fucking seriously because he's always throwing quips out there.
Speaker 1:He's always trying to be funny. That's Falcon. I'm saying Anthony Mackey I'm concerned about. I can see him. I think I may have spoiled myself a bit. I've seen him in other things like Twisted Metal. I can see him as a main character. That's not my problem. I'm not saying he's not the main character. I don't know if he can be the leader of the Avengers. Who else we got, Carol? Oh boy they don't really have a leader.
Speaker 1:I fucking hope. Not Carol's, not. She's the same planet. I said this. I have dropped a lot of my hate for Carol. It's not even a hate for Carol, but if she becomes leader of the Avengers, you know what story that leads into? Civil War 2. Civil War 2. There we go. Oh yeah, the only good thing about that is Hulk will die.
Speaker 1:Then they do it, they're gonna do it. Oh, we finally get rid of him. I hate Civil War 2 plotline more than I like Civil War 2. Oh yeah, you know who they have. Fucking kill the Hulk, though, right, they can't even fucking do it because he's not gonna come back as Hawkeye Civil War 2. I'm gonna say a hot take, maybe something. Civil War 2, the comic was actually lame as fuck. It was lame the concept for it is the original.
Speaker 1:Civil War is a classic. That is top ten material right there. It's a classic. You've got a fucking video game for it, not just because of the amazing role Spider-Man plays in it. Yes, that's probably part of it, but the story's great. Wait, you mean when he takes a bullet for Cap? Yeah, his side change is iconic. I'm so just saying and what'd they do in Civil War? I understand they give it to fucking Widow, I. And what'd they do in Civil War? I understand they could. They'd give it to fucking Widow. I'm like you gave Spider-Man's iconic side turn. He was only just being established in Civil War. So I understand it. I forgive it, but Spider-Man's iconic side change.
Speaker 1:The deviation in Civil War 2 was by far even worse of a concept in Civil War.
Speaker 2:I love that movie though it's not Cap, though, it's Avengers 2.0.
Speaker 1:We don't have mutants, we don't have. What the fuck are they called 3.0, by the way, avengers 3.0? Okay, help me out, wikiman. What Black Bolt's people? Inhumans, inhumans. We have no Inhumans.
Speaker 2:We had one, he got his headans.
Speaker 1:Ever since the show of SHIELD, the Agents of SHIELD, became non-canon. That show just got buried. It got buried to shit. Nobody fucking it doesn't exist anymore. So we have no Inhumans. That's why I got excited when they bring the same guy that played Black Bolt back, only to get his head blown up by Wanda and have Mr Fantastic turn into spaghetti and only get me started on that fucking shit. That was so. Oh, the Illuminati, cool. Oh, they're fodder. Hey, hey, we might get the Council of Reeds, oh God. And Fantastic Four, you don't know, oh God, hey man, I'm a little disappointed that I think I'm, I'm, I'm sure it's starting to grow on me.
Speaker 1:I think I'm gonna like it, but I'm always I'm gonna be disappointed at fantastic four first steps is kind of in a different world. I will always be a little disappointed. Be such a cool way to reintroduce spider-man to people, hey, hey, because no one knows who he is. He appeared in the elevator. Watch that be the close-francée Him crawling up the elevator. He was a member of the team. For God's sakes, he should be in that fucking movie. He's in Johnny's place Because Johnny requested he takes his place. Damn it, you're missing so much opportunity. He was Franklin's go-to for advice. They can't even cash in on their own opportunities. What about extra opportunities? Well, that's because they don't have the fans writing shit and Feige doesn't take advice. Wait, I actually know the best thing he probably did was bring the Russo brothers back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no point.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what projects they're tied to right now Secret Wars. So they're just tied for the main events. Yeah, they're tied to Doomsday and Secret Wars. I suppose that's a good thing, but it depends. They gotta make me care before it comes. Yeah, problem is that it's currently. It keeps going this way. So to get us excited, we're gonna be at the before it's published. Yeah, problem is that it's currently.
Speaker 2:it keeps going this way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so to get us excited, so to get us in on Tuesday, up here we're going to be at the lowest fucking point and I'm going to tell you right now I'm going to tell I won't be able to tell much, but I'm going to do my best that post-credits scene for Fantastic Four we already know what it is. I'm going to look at that scene like, okay, see, is this going to suck or is this going to have potential? I'm going to tell you right there. You don't see RDJ throwing off that aura that Doom has. Huh, I don't think so, because Doom's built like a brick shithouse Brick shithouse.
Speaker 2:And RDJ ain't big.
Speaker 1:Even when he came out in that fucking green cloak I was like what To be fair? He also doesn't look built in fucking Iron Man's suit.
Speaker 1:That's true, if he puts the suit on, maybe. But another thing I just oh, my god, I don't know it's gonna be, I just hope it's done right. It's like you can't destroy. Sadly, now that I think about it, both fucking Dooms that we got Cyber Doom, and I don't even want to talk about that fucking one that was that crash test dummy. I don't even want to talk about that. Neither single one of them was built. Doom in the first Fantastic Four, he was not bad. He's tall, he had that but Doom was not as built as what Dean is. Well, if you look at Doom in the comics, this motherfucker in his suit's just what the fuck bro? His suit's augmented. I know Victor Van Doom, but, um, I so want him to have an accent. That name's too iconic. Another thing that had people. They tried to change his name in that Fantastic Four that I got on my birthday. That's crap. They tried to change his name like okay, this movie's gonna suck.
Speaker 1:What the hell did they try to change his?
Speaker 2:name like Snop.
Speaker 1:Okay, this movie's gonna suck. What the hell did they try to change? Doomsef, victor, doomsef oh, that's the Doomsef. What the fuck is wrong with you? Did they add Schmertz on the end of that? No, they eventually just kept the Doom. You're just reminding me of something, and I hate it. What Doofenshmirtz no, the one on the card was that Rihanna is Smurfette. Oh, my, your stomach didn't like that. It was starting to talk for me. I had nothing on that. Oh, I mean, that's kind of what it sounded like. I had nothing on that. Oh, I mean, that's kind of what it sounded like. I had nothing on that. Yeah, you just reminded me of it. I didn't say Smurf, I don't like it Smurfs. How did I say that?
Speaker 2:Whatever, Mr Eric.
Speaker 1:Banna, we got it right. No, you sent your comment wrong, you just stumbled upon the right answer. It happens and it right. No, you sent your comment wrong, you just stumbled upon the right answer. It happens and it works. Oh, wait a minute, we got more shit in between it. Okay, brave New World Thunderbolts. Fantastic Four First Steps, may 1st. Avengers Doomsday 2026. Oh, 2026? That's what this shit says. That movie's currently filming. Bro, Is there. It doesn't feel like Russo Brothers timing. That's what Wikipedia literally said Hold on.
Speaker 2:They haven't announced any other projects. Dean, that's my point.
Speaker 1:I'm like that's the old timeline. Hold on Doomsday release date. Hold on this is gonna to fucking. I have a comment May 1st 2026. You're going to release that with no hype. Yes, I'm going to not care. It's not coming up at that point, by the way. You don't think so? No, that's what it says.
Speaker 2:I know it.
Speaker 1:Of Ender's Doomsday within a year Of now, when they haven't even started filming yet. I don't know why it says that Because they don't have an updated timeline. I'll believe it if my point being there's no way you ain't built shit for this. That was my point.
Speaker 1:I'll believe it maybe, if there's no character list there's going to care, I'll believe it. Maybe, if there's no character list, there's, you know, interviews being done, I'll believe it. If, as soon as being closer to San Diego, I'm like I'll, I'll start worrying about it. The movie's coming out. When the fuck is that? That's usually what September, september 2025. No, like bro, there's no way. I know, there's no way that had me like what they're not going to pull what they did to us last year, where RDJ walks out on the stage and gives us an announcement that I am doomed.
Speaker 1:That's how you know the MCs have an issue if anything, they'll buy us time by giving us the other fucking villains. They'll have Chris Evans walk out as Captain Hydra, or they can't fucking. The problem with this is I do not care about excluding Spider-Man, he's the only one, but I do not care about any of these new fucking Spider-Man's, I don't know. No, he's part of the old guard, kind of, because he was around in.
Speaker 2:Civil War.
Speaker 1:What, what you care about Hayley, that's it. I mean me and you care more about this Marvel than we care. I like her, but my point is I don't care about half of these new Avengers right now that you're probably going to push. I still want the old ones. We care about it because she cares. I'm like bro, can we get in? How is this going to work? Man, I'm disappointed. We have all these young Avengers, but we're still missing one, two technically. We're missing a few technically, no two main ones that actually were a part of the. When they did the all-new, all-different Marvel, they actually had a Young Avengers line comics.
Speaker 2:You had.
Speaker 1:Ms Marvel Kamala Khan, you had Ironheart. We have both of those.
Speaker 2:You have.
Speaker 1:Hawkeye, hayley Steinfeld, kate Bishop, and then the other two who have been alluded to. One has been joked about since Homecoming Miles Morales, kate Bishop we got I was just about to comment on him because I am so looking for just a jolt of shit to get me ready for the MCU. If Miles Morales is in Spider-Man 4, I'll flip shit like ah, I got something. Ben T is so fucking long about it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's A live-action version of Prowler showing up in Spider-Verse.
Speaker 1:Spider-Man Homecoming. Hey man, I got a nephew that live here Me. Oh my god. Miles Rowe and he showed up as Prowler in the Spider-Verse and then Amadeus show, but I have a feeling they're gonna fuck him up as much as they fucked up. We're going to make him lame and uncool, and I'm out.
Speaker 1:As much as they've teased regularly, with as much as they've teased the Young Avengers over the recent projects, he still didn't do Iron Patriot. It's literally omitted out of this movie. We can't really have an Iron Patriot without an Osborn Iron Lad. Yeah, oh man, hey, hey. If I see Norman in that suit, I'd cream myself. Oh fuck, god damn, you mean like you creamed when he said great, don't even do it, don't do it, don't do it. I'm still like how about this? Because I called that shit. How about this? Don't do the other one, don't do it. Oh, you don't want me to say it, tiger, no, fuck, oh, what? Wait? We were still watching Spider-Man. It's actually a really good show and he's waiting on your opinion. I'm not going to watch it.
Speaker 1:I love that show. I want to get rid of Disney+. I want to get rid of Disney+.
Speaker 2:Watch that before you get rid of it.
Speaker 1:Or put on the eye patch and a peg leg. I can technically watch it without Disney+. Okay, I just looked, no, I just wanted. I just was like okay, young Avengers, young Avengers, kate Bishop, okay, what do you guess he exists technically, but he's probably pan-homeless. America Chop, miss America, wiccan Hulkling Page of the Month Speed Iron.
Speaker 2:Lad Cassie, miss America, Wiccan Hulkling.
Speaker 1:Speed Iron Lad Cassie Lang. We got her Speed and Hulkling. Better show up after Wanda, not Wanda.
Speaker 2:Secret Vision no it was the witch show the one that just passed Agatha. Wanda.
Speaker 1:No, it was the witch show, the one that just passed, agatha. Agatha Thanks, you led us there. God damn it. That was out of my head for a bit, was it that's?
Speaker 2:an iconic scene.
Speaker 1:Come back now you want something else. What, like a panther? That just makes me.
Speaker 2:I asked him if he wanted something else Like a panther.
Speaker 1:That just makes me think. I asked him if he wanted something else. I thought of a bit that was gone too. Well, you can't watch the Jurassic World Rebirth without seeing.
Speaker 2:Rancor, that's a fucking Rancor.
Speaker 1:That's a fucking Rancor. Oh my god, what are we doing? I don't know if I'm excited.
Speaker 2:There's nowhere to go with Jurassic Park anymore.
Speaker 1:Let's make big genetic mutated dinosaurs now. Let's do it, still waiting on the gene splicing. Fuck you, it's not out of the wheelhouse Because I guess, the more research I do on the books themselves by John Crichton, it actually is in there. What if the rancor of the dinosaurs Talk about human there? What if, like, what if the Rancor dinosaur Human testing? So what if, um, the Rancor thing's tossing Scarlet around and shit and she takes out this fucking syringe and sticks herself and her arm starts morphing into a big dinosaur?
Speaker 1:You just described Secret Invasion again and she says it's morphin' time and starts fucking up the rancor. I'd die. That'd be the greatest movie I ever fuckin' made. It's morphin' time. It's morphin' time. Yes, I'd love it. I just made the movie worse. I love it. I broke your mind too. It's not broken because it's so doable.
Speaker 2:It's not broken because it's so doable.
Speaker 1:I don't know if she'd yell out it's morphing time. But it's so doable. There's gotta be a cringier Power Rangers thing. It's dinosaur time or something. It's dinosaur time. I was trying to think of something. I was like it's splicing time. Hold on, it's dinosaur.
Speaker 2:It's pano time. I was trying to think of something. I was like it's splicing time.
Speaker 1:I'll do it. Hold on, hold on. It's splicing time. It's splicing time. It's snip time. Oh my, keep the banter going. I'm gonna look that up. Look up what. Oh my god, I love how it's turned. Look at what. Oh my god, I love how it's turned into. Make fun of Jurassic Park again. It's Juro Parking. I don't know it's like what. I hope it's fun and entertaining, but I'm just like what's with this right now? It's not gonna be not entertaining. This giant fucking dinosaur's trying to eat people. Wild Force oh God, dino Thunder, what were them fucking? Oh my God, hold on, hold on. Jungle Fury, those are just animals you will link. No, it's, these are call-outs for the fucking.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 1:I need this. Hold on Dino Charge. You know, when they say Funny, morphin, power Rangers, it's Morphin Time, that was their thing. Beast morphers Active. No, this is what Scarlet's gonna do. She's gonna animorph. Oh shit, she's gonna animorph. I was looking for them books, they're the books. In the 2000s we actually had a fucking movie For that. Right, we're the fucking books. Man, that was a TV show Animorphs. I would actually pay good money To go see a new movie like that. We have the technology now, just we have the technology.
Speaker 2:Now we have the technology.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, oh fuck. Did you pay $80 billion I did For that? Yep? Nobody knows what I was pointing at, thank God, only you do this. I think part of our goal is to make Matt cringe more and more with our bullshit, fucking humor. I'm one step away from making a pickle dick joke. Oh, no, pickle Rick. Oh, pickle Rick, I got a green can, or you can simulate it.
Speaker 1:He told me he didn't want him to fuck the can. Still that was so he didn't fuck off. Still. Such a full circle moment In the car Coming back from the movie. God, I'm so excited there's going to be so much to talk about. Dude, we talked about the movie for almost an hour.
Speaker 2:We did.
Speaker 1:We actually talked a lot about the movie, more than I thought. We didn't actually rant about it Because it wasn't that it was disappointing decisions in a movie.
Speaker 1:It wasn't that like offensive. We actually went into that movie thinking it was going to be garbage. We came out of that movie okay, this was a little better than garbage. It made more sense than we thought. I'm trying to think of something that has a. For fuck's sakes. We each rated it damn near a 5 out of 10. That's not garbage, that's just meh. That's meh. That's exactly what we thought.
Speaker 1:My job's more of a dumpster fire than that movie was. I went out and I came out of that movie like Disney. You see what you fucking did there. Now, where's my Hulk movie? You basically just did the Incredible Hulk, but with Red Hulk, yeah, yeah. Well, think about it. Before Oblonsky was superpowered, that's how he was fighting the bastard Yep Rocket launchers and shit just walking up to him with. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna have to go upstairs for a second. Huh.
Speaker 2:My eye's bugging out.
Speaker 1:He needs the drops. I need to take my contact out of my eye. Oh, we end up cringed, so much his freaking contact shifted. That's bad. Oh, I was trying to think of.
Speaker 1:This is what the two idiots do to me. It's not hard. No, he is. Ah fuck, that's why he's got two Pepsi bottles, one's almost. I was trying to think of something what has offended me, because that movie didn't offend I. Was trying to think of something what has offended me, what was still mad, didn't offend me. I was like what offended me? Elektra dying in Daredevil, netflix, that offended me. You didn't try to turn it off.
Speaker 1:I tried to think of shit that offended me. You didn't try to turn it off, you stopped me from turning it off.
Speaker 1:Don't turn it off. Even though it's offensive, I still want to see what happens. What else? Iron Fist the entire fucking show disappointed you. That was just fucking boring. That shit was fucking boring. Luke Cage season two, the Defenders as a show itself. That sucked. Daredevil on Netflix besides the Elektra shit was for most. I swear to God, the only actual show you liked aside from Daredevil was Jessica. I love Jessica Jones. Jessica Jones actually was entertaining man. Nobody can fucking hate on David. That was good. That was good. I think David's a part of his role. No, I have actually.
Speaker 2:What I'm wondering? Nope, I am actually.
Speaker 1:What I'm wondering nope, I'm actually low-key wondering if you are around March. Oh, Hornigan's coming out, Daredevil yeah. And I want to watch it. Have you taken a look at our movie docket? Movie docket yeah, that's what I'm starting to call it March 4th, so that is a Tuesday.
Speaker 1:Why do they always release on whack-ass days, man, a Tuesday? Yeah, march 4th is a Tuesday. Yeah it is. I'm really sick. I'm sick of it. Oh, because it's fucking Netflix, right? No? Daredevil Born Again is Disney Plus, oh, I'm just. Why do you release? No, daredevil Born Again is Disney Plus, oh, I'm just. Why are you releasing? Yeah, because they always do it Tuesday and Wednesday. Release shit on Friday. Why do you release shit on the most whack-ass? Because, they let you go see their dumb-ass movies on.
Speaker 1:Friday Dean, what I will be around that weekend. Yes, it's Amke, oh Lord. No, it's not. Amke is 7th and 8th, lord. No, it's not Ampkey's 7th and 8th, it is that weekend. If you're saying it's coming out on the 4th, ones aren't available to watch it. Oh, you'll be down. You're like, I'll be here Watch it after we leave or some shit. Okay, I am actually excited for that because the trailer looked good. I'm hoping it's something good. It looked okay. Friendly Neighborhood. Spider-man has been surprising me and I really like that, but I'm hoping Born Again is actually really good. You still won't convince Matt to watch it. I will not say it's a show for everyone, but we mentioned Travis's name and he's still like eh, he's not even the only critter that's in there, there's other ones.
Speaker 1:Wasn't there a female that you mentioned, though I don't think so. Oh well, whatever, Either here or there at this moment. I mean, did we? Have any fucking random news updates or anything. No, depending on how many trailers coming out. You just got your content trailer and you want to see that I put up a playlist of trailers coming out.
Speaker 1:You just got your Counting 2 trailer and you want to see that. I put up a playlist of trailers that are actually out of movies. We plan on seeing that Counting 2 looks. We're going to see most of the big releases coming out, regardless of whether or not we do episodes on them. Well, that's the other reason I put it up there. I want people to interact with us. So which month did you say we need another one For this month or not? This month? We need another one before March 15th. You want us to have a St Patrick's Day episode Before what? Before March 15th? March 15th is when things reset right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So upcoming movies Cleaner Monkey, looney Tunes, the Corridor, roachie, sinners Black. Oh, this is going to be Sinners, isn't it? It could be Sinners. There's the Monkey before that and then there's Amp. I mean no, I'm saying in terms of that, the next thing that we do the episode on is the movie. We do it on Sinners, but we talk about the other movies on the scene. I could walk around Amke with a microphone and that'd turn into an episode.
Speaker 2:You just won't be there, Well we've got to annoy him.
Speaker 1:We've got to annoy him to go. He was surprised I didn't annoy him to go last year. Enough, just bring him up on a video call. Hey, matt, we're talking to this voice actor. You got a question for them. No, it's Matt Mercer. He's here at Amke. Can you be down there so quick? You guys are just telling me this. Now, you guys are big idiots and I thought you were. No, matt Mercer is not.
Speaker 1:I was just going to be my he actually wanted to go, you got to prod him a little bit, like last year. He didn't go last year.
Speaker 2:Why do you use?
Speaker 1:this for prodding. It's a sock. I don't want you to prod me with shit. This is just electric.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's electric.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the way you were doing it, it's automatic, right here.
Speaker 2:I can't even talk.
Speaker 1:You can't win with your motions. I can't even talk. Everything I say you can't win with your motions.
Speaker 1:It can't help that your subtle hand motions are both the same even when I'm that first time I was shooting a gun, you thought it was fucking me jerking some shit off or some shit. It's an instinctual movement for you. What do you want us to say? It can't help it, that's just how your motor skills work. Go. It's an instinctual movement for you if you want us to say we can't help it, that's just how your motor skills work. Yeah, I just. The count comes out the same week as Until Dawn, by the way, so you're fucked. Oh God, it's triple feature, double feature.
Speaker 1:Mickey 17's the week before Fuck and Thunderbolt's the week after Fuck. We fucked again. We fucked. We're always fucked. It's whether or not we take it up the ass or we suck it. Now you're speaking into his language. Nothing beats that fucking June run, though. Holy fuck, that's some shit.
Speaker 2:That's the ass end of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the end we're finally on done, Because after that we're going to struggle for content.
Speaker 2:My mom was asking me.
Speaker 1:There's one movie in August I want to do, but it's the second half of August. What is that? Nobody. 2. I told him about that. That one we added to his list of words. After that, we have, we're starting to get into horror. Horror movie realm. Added to his list of where. After that, we have, we're turning it into Horror Movie Realm. September and October. Well, I actually don't have that in August. What All I have is Naked Gun in August.
Speaker 2:But I didn't add it to the playlist, because there's no trailer for it yet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't have it. That movie may not come out yet. We don't know anything about it. I put that on for you at my house in the basement.
Speaker 2:We don't have a lot of trailers for a lot of the things coming out except August past.
Speaker 1:It's a good and bad thing. Yeah, it's also because it's the last half of the year. We don't need trailers for most of this shit yet. Would we do an episode on Monkey? Or, like Matt just said, would Monkey Talk be saved for sinners?
Speaker 2:Could we do a?
Speaker 1:whole freaking Stephen King special. I could do one, but that might only be we might as well. Do that off of Sinners, which can just be another horror movie anyway. It can just be another horror-fuel episode. Yeah, that's true. Well, how many vampire episodes do you think we can get out? I already told Matt the top ten obvious for sitters would be top 10 vampire movies and Matt said I don't know if I could get 10. It's going to be Dracula and how many variations he puts Twilight on there just to mess with you oh.
Speaker 1:God, I haven't seen Twilight, so I can't what? No, it's a curse. I escaped how? By not watching TV Again. How Does that surprise you, because of how often I make the joke Bethel and Stratham twat. Yeah, that's actually, that's some shit. That's some shit because that's set. Surprising the fact that he has avoided you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm surprised I haven't seen scenes from it. That does make me feel a little gay now, because only me and him have seen Twilight. At least it wasn't together. Well, if you needed to be any gayer, I've seen all the Fifty Shades of Grey. So what's your and that's sus as hell. Man, that was only you. Shut up. It's Dakota Johnson. Leave me alone.
Speaker 1:My mom watches this movie all the time. How much do you want me to insult you? The only movie I watched that was even close to that was Fifty Shades Blacker, that's a classic, that's a good one is it darker or? Blacker. Fifty Shades of Black. Fifty Shades of Black. Yeah, oh, next year, 2026, is gonna be the fucking podcast episode because Scary Movie 6. That is gonna be the fucking podcast episode because Scary Movie 6. That is going to be the episode.
Speaker 1:Should we make that our sixth episode? Our sixth? What episode? We can technically make that third season already. I'm trying my best to label out our shit now. Well, I'm just saying that that's one comedy. Matt's gotta go see us. I've seen all the scary movies. Okay good, I don't know if you can handle watching it with us, though it's something, it's something. Somehow we got my grandpa laughing at Four Four. I haven't seen a lot of the spininoff movies, but I've seen all scary ones One and two are classics.
Speaker 1:I don't think I've seen Meet the Spartans. I don't think I've seen all of that one. I don't think I've seen all of the.
Speaker 2:That has nothing to do with the movies, brothers.
Speaker 1:I said those are the spinoff movies, though. Yeah, it's all. Meet the fuck. What are you doing? What? That's how men of Sparta greet each other High fives for the women, open mouth tongue kisses for the men. I almost thought you were going to talk about when he was abandoned as a kid in the wild and he had to fight penguins to come back home. Why not the March of the Penguins? There's so many whack-ass, fucking spoof movies. My favorite spoof movie that isn't a part of the Scary Movie series Superhero movie. I like that because fucking Pamela Anderson's playing Sue Storr. Oh my god, oh yeah, and it's kind of a parody of fucking Spider-Man. Uncle Ben is Leslie Neils. Yep, I love that guy. Wow, comicbookcom oh no, what happened?
Speaker 1:They ranked the four Captain America movies. Oh, we already know. Brave New World's last. Yeah, well, guess what number? They put number one as Three Civil War. Yeah, of course they did. That's the one that got everyone wee Fucking hell. I won't say it's the best movie, but is it the most hype? Yes, so hype, it's an Avengers movie. I never really did understand why they called it Captain America instead of just Civil War.
Speaker 1:Because, it's from his point of view mostly, and then they don't even pull on to his point of view hey man, because it's from his point of view mostly. And then they don't even pull onto his point of view. Hey man, captain America's always got a special movie man. You got a heart kid. You got a heart kid. Where are you from? Queens, brooklyn, yeah, yeah, come on. You remember. You remember 2016? When did that come out? Matt 2016, some more roughly, roughly, okay. Do you remember how nuts I was and they dropped the final trailer and you get the scene? Okay, under ruse, hey, everyone. And I was just screaming in my pants for months and months and I finally got to remember how hard I was to deal with for that much you have trouble washing your clothes. How Ben Affleck and the Accountant 2 director got Warner Brothers' blessing to make Sequel without the studio approval. They just made the bit. So there's your explanation. They just decided to make it and fucking Warner.
Speaker 2:Brothers, what the?
Speaker 1:fuck. There's a lot of other movies you've done that we'd like sequels to. I want a solo Batman movie for you. I don't care, give me please well, actually never mind, it isn't a works as far as I know. Dogma 2 oh boy, rufus. Hey, you know damn well you would buy that blu-ray too, because it'd be like it'd be worth money. I guess we'll have to watch that Monday now. Oh shit, what? Oh no, he's just over there in his phone.
Speaker 2:He's got to watch something on Monday.
Speaker 1:He put the glasses on and now he's just in research mode. It's over. I had to take the contacts out and he's just nah, I'm not listening to these two idiots anymore. Well, all we got left is a top ten we don't really have. We're already past the movie. We're talking about upcoming shit. Yeah, we're talking about upcoming movies. Did you have any notes? No, we got through them all.
Speaker 2:We did. Yeah, I think we did Without.
Speaker 1:Matt, even mentioning them, we probably got through 17 plus four years for sequels Trying to recreate Captain America, civil War without the amount of content that you got to get for Winter Soldier. First block breakdown, not even having six current characters. Second breakdown shows important characters. That's all I had before going into the movie. You know what? Hulk wasn't present because he was off-world creating Scar. We don't know when. This movie, this movie's current. Yeah, so it's current. Yeah, god you know. Technically. I always forget the fact that there technically is no Avengers team currently because Iron Man's dead, cap is probably dead or he's a really old man. He's a really old man living with Carter. We can't confirm that, but we can guess.
Speaker 1:Thor is living his best life with adopted daughter, now His daughter. Well, it's him. Who's daughter? Yeah, but Gorr's daughter Hulk's, doing whatever he does, because it's God Sure. You have no clue how much that actually fits. I do know it's the one thing that actually fits the Hulk's character. Natasha's dead and Renner's and Hawkeye's were almost retarded and Hawkeye's retarded, he's just partially deaf. He's not retarded, he's handicapped. Hawkeye's retarded and Hawkeye's retarded, he's just partially deaf, he's not retarded, I almost said Hawkeye's retarded.
Speaker 2:He's handicapped and Hawkeye's retarded.
Speaker 1:I almost said retired, retarded.
Speaker 2:Where's that?
Speaker 1:racist button when I need it and Hawkeye's retarded. No, Hawkeye's really cool.
Speaker 2:Jeremy, I'm not buying a truck.
Speaker 1:He's not that disabled. I broke myself there. Oh my, no, because I almost said retarded. There's his Eric Banner, moment Almost said, and Hawkeye is retarded. Wouldn't it be funnier if I just casually didn't catch myself Retired, retired, living his best life. There's only like a letter or two chance. I can't be completely honest.
Speaker 2:You were trying to say Incredible.
Speaker 1:Hulk and came up with Eric Banner. I was trying to say Eric Banner.
Speaker 2:And it came out, eric.
Speaker 1:Banner, that's the guy that actually played it. That's why I was like you're right, it's Eric Eric Bana. Like, oh, that's the guy that actually played it. That's why I was like you're right, it's Eric Bana. Oh, that's going to live in my head for a bit now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hawkeye's retired. God fuck, where am I? Where am I going? It's not disabled like that man, we're all kind of handicapped.
Speaker 2:I get it.
Speaker 1:Well, my point there's no Avengers. What are you doing? Another threat comes. They're fucked. You know that's what the leader was leading on to, right, it's like what are you gonna do? Um, I don't know. It's a false credit scene. Cap couldn't fucking answer, Anthony couldn't say shit. What are you gonna do? It's just the. You know, Cap couldn't fucking answer, Anthony couldn't say shit. What are you going to do? It's just, the screen went to black. What are you going to do when all these threats come? Yeah, we don't have gold. They ain't even got no heavy hitters. Hulk isn't Hulk anymore. You'd have to rely on Thaddeus we got. People are going to say we got Sentry. Oh no, you do not have Sentry. As far as we know from fucking Thunderbolts, he's the bad guy. That's his other personality.
Speaker 2:It's Void.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, are they going to be able to explain that disability, disability Multiple personalities? Oh yeah, they're going to have to try it, because we got Bob and Boyd yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm Bob. Hi, I'm Bob, and they look. They look different too. It's not like the same fucking thing. That's the other thing that threw me off. I'm thinking that movie Thunderbolts is gonna have a lot of good action and laughs, so I'm gonna be thoroughly entertained. Because you feel you're the Red Guardian. Oh, jesus Christ, I sleep, I sleep, I sleep. Do you ever sleep, alexi? No, I sleep when I'm dead, and that's when I said Matt would be uh, what's his name? Us agent. No, the problem with that scene. I'm driving Matt and the backseat oh my scene. I'm driving Madden backs up. Oh my God, dean's driving. Where the fuck are we going? That'd be the worst part of that scene.
Speaker 1:You would find a way to go the wrong direction on a one-way road? I would. It's not the only one. I mean you already did it. Today I'm coming. If actually I'd have cried it was in the fucking parking lot.
Speaker 1:I'd have been in tears if a car was actually coming down that way and yeah, and I was crying out. I was like a quiet circle. I was like that, the fucking shit where you can draw a circle around like an ant or a cockroach or some shit and they don't get out because they're like they can't get out for some fucking reason because they can't pass parker. I was reason because they can't pass Parker.
Speaker 2:I was like a rat in a maze.
Speaker 1:I was looking for the cheese. You rolled the wrong number on the Monopoly board. It's funny that I don't drive anywhere anymore and I was the chauffeur in high school. Hey, you can drive next time On me. I just, oh, my god, I mean, let's see no.
Speaker 1:Thunderbolts is a bit off, yet we got some before that. Next we're seeing Monkey, which might hopefully be a fun movie. Then we're seeing why not? Matt's still perplexed by us laughing the whole movie, us laughing during horror Thrillers. Matt made a point, though. It looks like they're trying to portray it as a horror Comedy too, which I'm fine. Whatever thrillers, matt made a point, though it looks like they're trying to portray it as a horror comedy too, which I'm fine. Whatever, I don't mind some good laughs. But then Novocaine is coming up. That should be a fun one. It's gonna be a fun ride. Probably not as fun a ride to you guys as Boy Kills World. You need a lot to beat that. You need a lot. You need a lot to beat that. You need a lot, you need a lot. That was like what the fuck it was eventually. Non-stop action. It was just non-stop. It was just nothing. It was a cheese grater.
Speaker 1:I still want to see if a cheese grater works that way as a weapon. Yeah, probably use a cheese grater as a weapon. It's still long enough for you to do that. Yeah, covid's still long enough for you to do that. I don't. You wanna try it?
Speaker 2:No, Thanks A little skin off your back.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not gonna let you cheese-grape me. Oh yeah, other than that shit, why did that? I'm seeing if I can make that wrong. Oh my god. Apparently nothing you say today will not come out as Unfortunately, the words together don't make an innuendo, but using either word in place, does you can grate me or you can cheese me. Cheese me, alright. Where should we go after this what's?
Speaker 2:We're going to top ten Might as well.
Speaker 1:I'm excited because none of mine match Dean, none, nope. That's pretty legendary. No, I there's. Well, I was aiming for it, remember.
Speaker 2:I said I was doing it.
Speaker 1:Yes, in honor of the non, our top 10 for this episode. In honor of the non-existent serpent society that was in the movie that he was top 10 in honor of the non-existent Serpent Society that was in the movie Top 10 villain groups.
Speaker 2:in honor of the group.
Speaker 1:That was not in. Fuck you. Technically, the leader is a part of a group.
Speaker 2:We're rolling again. Might as well.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to fuck everything up. Yeah, you go, I don't care. High five, snake Ah, ah, not five, six top ten villain groups from all of fiction. Anyone's fine, as long as they kind of fit the criteria of a villain group. Jay's gonna have some good ones. I already know. Communists oh, I didn't add it. No, I didn't. Antagonist I have one of those that I went with. Antagonist team I have one of those that's kind of just antagonist, not full villain. I have that, I have that.
Speaker 1:I was actually going to start with it. Klingons, there you go. That fucking name will always kill me, man. Klingons yeah, I can be Klingon. No, I you want, no, I'm not I can't speak a damn word of their language, though. Klingon sounds like when you're Shut. No, dean, don't do that, I don't. Are you going to have another fluffer moment? No, no, klingon, that name always makes me laugh. It sounds like when you're hovering over a toilet trying to get that one fucking piece of shit to fall off.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's what it's a Klingon, it's Klingon. That's what Klingon I'm like. I hate that fucking name. Man, that name is always. The most hilarious part about that is, if you think about the turd that hangs from your ass, it'll actually look like a Klingon's face.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, he took it a different level. I didn't think you were going to take it. It's not. I can't even be mad. That's just man talk. That's what men talk about. It's fucking weird. You started it. I know I did.
Speaker 1:You should hear some of the weird conversations I've had. I have At the Hobbit's house. Jesus Christ, he'll tell you. The last time he took a shit he's proud of it. Funny as hell. You take pride in not taking shit for a couple of days. It's just my body. And then he makes fun of me for having to go daily. Do you want me to be politically correct or do you want me to ignore everything? You want us to get PC again? I'm asking what you want from me. I'm not sure where we're going here. That's why I'm asking before you want from me. I'm not sure where we're going here. That's why I'm asking before I make the point, tell me to be politically correct, or do you want me to hold my mouth? Being politically correct is never fun, so shoot Never fun. So that means I shouldn't do it. Don't hold your mouth, yeah, don't, because it's never. Being politically correct is never fun Technically. Keep it wide open. Do you want to shoot?
Speaker 2:it out Not.
Speaker 1:Dean, oh God, technically you're only naming the race versus the organization that they are. Technically, that was my stickler. You're technically being racist. Is the joke? Son of a bitch, it's a mushroom he blew over again. Hold on, let me check my list a bit more because I think I might have been a bit more racist than I thought. My number one is borderline racist top ten favorite racist my number ten is technically racist too.
Speaker 1:So I had to find the organization. Two of them technically are racist. There we go. I don't have any. If it is on your list, it is racist because they are technically a race. I think it's the Klingon Federation or the Klingon thing. I think there is a political term. They do have a political faction. I think it's Klingon Empire actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not Empire, it's the Empire. Yeah, dean, you're number 10. I'm really going. Oh good, you have to follow the fucking curve. Okay, are you coming or going? Come on, oh my God, my number 10. Or are you going to be a dinglebear that just hangs off my number 10. You might be surprised it's at 10, but Matt actually knew this would be on my number 10. Number 10 is the Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil. My boss called that one out and I said nope, I can't have it. Dean's going to have it. Wesker's an iconic villain. But I kind of love Nemesis and Mr X under there too, because they're Umbrella's bioweapons, and I love Nemesis. That's one of my favorite. If you ever did favorite monsters in fiction, nemesis would probably be in the top ten somewhere. I just love them. Motherfuckers walk around, stars, stars, stars. He doesn't want to kill them, that's all they want to do. Then I think of Resident Evil Apocalypse, when they gave him a conscience Like what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1:I love and hate them movies at the same time I can't Resident Evil and look at you, because then I just think flickers, oh god, they're great, I love them. They lick things to death or claw, they attack you with their tongue. It's like a whip. I should never do that again. That's where you learn that from.
Speaker 2:But yes, Umbrella.
Speaker 1:Come over here, I'll show you what that tongue do. God damn it. Let's move on Umbrella. I like the Umbrella. Let's Umbrella. Oh my God on Umbrella. I like the Umbrella. Yeah, let's Umbrella. Oh my god. Umbrella taught us everything. We gotta watch the big pharmaceutical companies. We gotta watch them. They're making bioweapons. That's what RFK is trying to stop. I was gonna say, can they? They're being defunded, holy shit. We moved to a different timeline.
Speaker 1:I've seen memes. Rfk held their umbrella with the IHOG. Holy shit, we moved to different timelines. What? Because we got RFK and we don't have Fauci. My guess Fauci was the umbrella corporation. God, you're telling me the COVID vaccine is just trying to turn us all into bioweapons. Oh my, think about the special name for the zombie vaccine. I'm kind of pissed I didn't get the shot that I want to be a bioweapon. You already are. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you for that greatness, thank you.
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 1:What? Yeah, I didn't set it up on purpose, but after I said wait, I just set someone up for it. Someone take the bait, someone take the bait, and it was Matt. I've taken enough bait, what?
Speaker 2:your hot dogs were made out of.
Speaker 1:Oh God, no one should know, rightly, what hot dogs are exactly made out of. Well, leave it to RFK. Especially the ones made at a motherfucking movie theater. They've been sitting under that light for how long, who knows? Probably as long as he had which piece. Oops, god. Hey, my mom said you're supposed to rant about that. I care, I was pissed. I'm glad I got to bring it in, though you know, the only reason I asked you is because my mom even thought about it. Where's this pizza? I was getting mad that. Then I just said peace, when I was enjoying the movie. Then it rang and I'm like fuck, I just forgot about you. That was the funny part.
Speaker 2:Oh, here it goes. I was so angry.
Speaker 1:It was so angry and then I found the time. Then I go there and it's sitting on the hall. It's the same time that we're getting the fucking clues down. Thaddeus was turning into Hulk. I'm so angry, table, I'm so angry. Alright, let's continue. God, I didn't expect Umbrella to spawn into Hot Dogs Number 10.
Speaker 1:Umbrella just spawned, just went to Hot Dogs. We can make anything relate to anything. The Zentradi and the Robotech Masters from Robotech what? Those are the big bad villains. I'm trying to think what that is. You're showing your age more than me. Okay, robotech is a cult following. To begin with, robotech was basically a thing almost as long as Gundam oh, okay, gundam Transformers and Robotech all came a thing almost as long as Gundam oh okay, gundam Transformers and Robotech all came out at roughly the same time, okay, except it kind of went. Gundam, robotech Transformers Okay, robotech actually inspired a Transformer called Jetfire, one of my favorites. The Zentradi are just technically giant humans in mobile suits. Yeah, that's basically what they are, but it's just an interesting race that they were manipulated and the oh hell no.
Speaker 1:You're being racist now. I said my number 10 was the borderline racist one, which is why I added the Robotech Masters in there. At least you weren't straight racist like me. They were controlled by the Robotech Masters. We all already knew that. But uh. Her funniest thing is that they don't know what music is. It's always the funniest joke.
Speaker 2:It's like I can't take this.
Speaker 1:I never did get that until I watched Mars Attacks.
Speaker 2:Oh, my Nine.
Speaker 1:I wonder if that's where Mars Attacks got it from. Jay's first one was Klingon. I hate you. I can't think of that fucking word without thinking of dingleberries. Thank God you said that after, because you would have had soda on your face. Is that the stale one? I don't know. At this point I switched. I switched. This one had more in it. What's wrong with that is what she said, what this one has more in it. My brain needs to be studied when I die. No, yes, it does. My brain needs to be studied no.
Speaker 1:They need to take my brain and hook up a fucking Projector so it projects my thoughts, so people can see my oh boy, I don't need to understand why you're in Detroit. No, because all they're going to see is fucking bunnies and fishnets. You know what my nickname at work is? Because of my lion's hat. Our guy drives by and goes meow, meow, to be fair.
Speaker 2:So he's catcalling you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, to be fair, he did end up calling him the king of border states, although he wanted him to come in wearing the Burger King hat. You know the Burger King crown. I told him it's doable. Hey, should I take one from Burger King and go? Hey, nancy, can you photoshop border states logos on it? It only works so much more now because the crowns that they have at Burger King right now are Smurf hats, smurf crowns. And what color are you wearing? All blue, okay, number. Now you know, technically he's wearing red, white and blue. Technically, red beard, white face, or the right colors for the movie Erica Erica. This almost feels like a cop-out because their name is so fucking basic Evil Warriors from He-Man, evil Warriors that was in my criteria. Evil Warriors, that's literally what they're fucking saying.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, it's the evil warriors. Oh boy, that's true. I saw that when I was looking.
Speaker 2:What is?
Speaker 1:the villainous name for He-Man Evil warriors. The sad part about that is you can name every single one of the villains, but their villain group name is so fucking crazy. Sounds like something out of the 80s. Yep, I mean, for fuck's sakes, they made a joke about it in Transformers, decepticons, it's in their fucking name. Thank you, john Cena. Sometimes he had just you know the right. That's where he found his niche.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is where he found his niche.
Speaker 1:Because right after that, the very next Fast and the Furious, wasn't he in a comedic role? I don't think he was supposed to be comedic in Fast and the Furious, Fast and the Furious 10? He was funnier in 10, but he made his first appearance in 9. Did that come out before or after Bumblebee? I'm asking the wrong questions. That was my 9, Evil Warriors. What's your 9? My 9 is a pretty big one actually, just because, Well, you allude to your size all the time.
Speaker 2:So it's a pretty big one.
Speaker 1:You said the size right there, it's a pretty big one. You said the size it's right there, a pretty big nine. Oh, my god, god, I appreciate it so much. It just throws me so off so much. That's the problem. My train of thought's going and Matt just comes in and pulls the lever and switches the train, car or some other complete. Which one do you think came first? I think Bumblebee did 2018 versus 2021. So he did find his niche. He also found what was it Blockers, which was where he was a parent. That movie was overly fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:Yes, blockers, it was Because he fucking puts the tube up his ass.
Speaker 2:I saw it.
Speaker 1:My number nine is a group just because of how much they expanded his lore. I had it. My number nine is a group just because of how much they expanded his lore. I had to put him on here. My number nine is the Court of Owls from Bethany. Do you have a favorite character from the Court of Owls, talon? The one that was Wayne's family? You're talking Nightwing's grandfather? Yes, alright, the Court of Owls expanded and it was Wayne's family. You're talking Nightwing's grandfather? Yes, alright. Hey, I thought I was expanded Batman's lore and Gotham's lore so much when they created them. They're fucking cool. There's a heavy hint that Pattinson's series is going to start using them, maybe, speaking of which, that's been delayed again. Oh, my, yep, I heard, sadly. Did you actually yell out an angry sigh there?
Speaker 2:I'm excited for it, but it keeps getting pushed Like whatever.
Speaker 1:why dude? At least the bear. The bear, I'm not Trinket. Oh God, well, we can't summon you out of a fucking necklace, though You're trying. No, did God. Well, we can't summon you out of a fucking necklace, so You're trying. No, just dog-sating. Did you expect Court of Owls on mine, or is that a surprise? Kind of Kind of it kind of pisses me off, though, because I put the other one on there On my list. The other one, yeah, if you're not the Court of Owls, what else are you?
Speaker 2:Oh, I guess.
Speaker 1:At least they had their movie already. Nine, no, no. I've never seen that fucking number again. I didn't need much exclamation there I said they were not just because of how much they expanded Batman's lore, technically expanding Gotham's lore, gotham's lore we talked about the Court of Allergy. We talked about them enough when we watched the Batman. Sadly, it's another one of those things that we discuss Consistently.
Speaker 2:It's what we want.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know what yours is. I know what yours is. I think I figured it out. Oh, I know what yours is. I know what yours is. I think I figured it out. What's that?
Speaker 2:Don't make me say the number you say it, you already said it, I was making sure you guys were done. You guys were done talking before I continued.
Speaker 1:No, we're never done. I'm done now. I'm not polite to you in D&D. This is the only time I get to be Leader of the Heartless Council of Disney Villains. I'm not polite to you in D&D. This is the only time I get to be Leader of the Heartless Council of Disney Villains. Kingdom Hearts Some bitch. Matt did good by doing this. He's like I'm going to go different. I'm kind of mad at myself, though. For that one it's like you could tell it was a kids game. When you say Council of Disney Villains was the villain group for one and two, it's not. You couldn't even just say the Heartless, you can say Zane Organization. 13. Honorable mention. Honorable mention. I was debating between the two which one I liked more. So I got, but I like too many. The Villains was such a better. 13. Honorable mention. I was debating between the two. Which one I liked more? Yep, but I like too many.
Speaker 1:The villains was such a better fucking goal, especially since we're doing Disney shit. And then they just went so much deeper. Oh, we're just going to Final Fantasy the fuck out of this, but I love it. I'm supposed to say a number eight. A number eight shall be Red Ribbon Army. That works. They're the whole reason. You have cells, so you can't knock them. I'm not gonna knock them, but any force almost made it an honorable mention. Oh God, oh God, good use of force. What's gonna be an honorable mention? Oh God, oh God, good use of force. What's going to be an honorable mention for me? You know I should not do this. I'm going to incriminate myself again, but I do it every podcast, so it don't matter. Yes, I don't think he was a member of the Frieza Force, but he was pretty close to Frieza. Who was the fucking dude with the long-ass green hair? That was just Bro. Why are you so majestic, bro?
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's making the noise in the background all the fucking time in those four-star Dragon Ball cells. What the fuck was dude's name? He comes off really fucking gay. You'll know him if I find a picture of him, because he's this really prissy dude. When he's got green hair and dragon balls, he's supposed to be so beautiful, but when he actually transforms, he's ugly as fuck.
Speaker 2:This bro.
Speaker 1:Zarbon.
Speaker 2:That bro.
Speaker 1:Somebody might remember it. After a fucking Zarbon. The one that turns into a hideous monster. Yes, yeah, it's so pretty. What the fuck happened he hates it too. The only person I picture in green hair from Dragon Ball Z is Broly.
Speaker 2:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:I just ordered a pop of Broly Son of a bitch. There are things I like about Dragon Ball. There is something, oh, I like that they just made Super Saiyan 4 canon. I've seen the scene on TikTok. It's a little kid chibi version of it. Well, it's.
Speaker 1:Toriyama's version. It's actually a little different. Remember how the original version Goku actually kept his hair black. Now everything's red. And the reason I like it because you'll actually get a kick out of this because they're actually alluding to both sides. You know how you have Ultra Instinct. That's the pure side of Sun Wukong, His Buddha side. We literally just talked about this. And then Super Saiyan 4 is his primal state, His demonic side, which was actually unleashed by what the heck was his name? Fira Fina. It starts with a V. It's one of the Piccolo's racist dudes oh yeah, I know who you're talking about Using his demonic powers on him to unleash that power.
Speaker 1:So, that was actually pretty cool, and I don't know if Toriyama thought of that way fucking back when, or he got the idea after he watched GT. Yeah, I can see it, but there's our Dragon Ball round.
Speaker 2:There's your Dragon.
Speaker 1:Ball round. Yep, what are we?
Speaker 1:on Eight that is one of the best theme songs they had. We on eight, yep. Well, line number eight is the one that I did tie to cop out because I did want it. I wanted to talk about one of them so bad I was like I'm going to tie him here because it's right. Eight is Sinister Six. You're probably surprised they're a little low because it's ever-changing. I like them more sometimes than other times. I don't like them because the roster is not as good Sometimes. Spider-man, sinister Six. Sometimes the roster is really good, other times it's not as good as others. But I'm a big fan of the classic roster like Knock-Ox, scorpion, mysterio, classic, classic stuff. Of course the Sinister Six make it. I tied them with the Dark Avengers. The Dark Avengers was so fucking cool to me. I want that shit. Norman is an iron patriot and fucking.
Speaker 1:Oh God, Hold on.
Speaker 2:Hawkeye is Hawkeye.
Speaker 1:I love Dark Avengers. I love Dark. I love that concept. Century Huh, century's on the team. You should go to Yep. I knew Jay would like me saying Dark, dark Avengers was so fucking cool. I love that they also have their own evil Black Widow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they had an evil. Captain Marvel, was it?
Speaker 1:Yolanda, it might have been. Did I even say that name, right, yelena.
Speaker 2:Yelena.
Speaker 1:Yelena yeah, hold on. Yolanda Yolanda. I said Yolanda Yolanda. That's an anime favorite. It's possible there's a lot of Yolandas out there that we don't know about. No, yolanda Noah Var, captain Marvel. So villain Captain Marvel, hawkeye Bullseye, hawkeye Scar was on the Dark Avengers.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, miss Marvel's was Superior said the Void the Void is on the Dark Avengers. Oh yeah, miss Marvel's was Superior. The Void the Void is on the Dark Avengers. Venom is Spider-Man's, because they all got their. It's like their villain. If there were Wolverine's, is Dakin Dakin's a Dark Avenger? They had a great fucking Miss Marvel, again Marvel, again Moonstone. They're just good stuff. I like the fact. I have no clue what he's laughing at right now. He said Moonstone and all I think is Pokemon.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 1:I can't help it. There goes an honorable mention right there Tarla's a moose she kinda caked up. She kinda caked up, yeah, but yeah, I had to throw Dark Avengers in there. I liked that. I thought that was such a cool concept. That was really cool. Since you said Pokemon, I'm gonna bring out an honorable mention, here comes team fucking, team rocket, come on. You can't tell me nobody. Are you saying, are you putting them on your thing, or are you just?
Speaker 2:mentioning them.
Speaker 1:Well, it was on the list, but not something to. I was going to say it as a joke, but you guys, he ended up saying Pokemon, so I was like I might as well say it here. Okay, who doesn't like fucking Team Rocket? I like when James said he's gonna blow these women back to the Stone Age, where they belong is that the episode? Before or after he has tits. Shit had me dead and Meowth, that's right.
Speaker 1:I don't know actually to be honest, as iconic as Meowth that's right is not far behind in it. I used to hate him. But stupid motherfucker, wobbuffet gets me fucking laughing now. Wobbuffet Gets me fucking laughing now. Wobbuffet gets you laughing, yeah.
Speaker 2:This is the add-on.
Speaker 1:Wobbuffet With a stupid salute. He does it all the time. Whatever Wobbuffet, that's what he does. I'm sorry, I just thought Nazis, for some reason. When he's doing that, that's it. Lower and straight.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 1:Alright, musk, oh God, you're just giving your heart to the people. Yeah, like God, I can't hate the Team Rocket. Well, team Rocket's Pokemon was man. Nothing beats Kins Ghastly. Everyone loves the fucking cheat in the games where you basically can steal other people's Pokemon. What was their leader of Team Rocket? Giovanni, giovanni Giovanni, he had that fucking majestic. That's his secret father. He had that majestic-ass Professor Oak. No, no, no, that's his new dad. That's his new stepdad. Yeah, we're not talking about mr mime either. That's a whole different fucking story. Giovanni had that fucking majestic ass night tail. That didn't do shit, just talks to fucking growl. That fucking meow, whatever it was, was around. I'm like, if you could turn into that. You know, when I played the games, after watching the show I thought he was going to have a Ninetales on his team. No, he just had a bunch of fucking ground types. A bunch of fucking ground, niddleclean, niddleking. I swear to God, he had a fucking golem on there or something I can't even actually remember.
Speaker 1:You know, playing the old Pokemon game is one of the things you never want to hear. You go encounter the Rattata. Oh, I don't give a fuck. Here comes Cynthia Me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:I went.
Speaker 1:You don't like fighting her you like looking at her or fighting the Miltank pink.
Speaker 1:Especially when she's wearing her swimsuit outfit. Roll out, roll out, no, no, fly, oh no. That's what bullshit motherfuckers do. That's what little midgets do when they're losing. They know they're going to lose. Jj, I love you, but yeah, it was bullshit. They had the belt on the line, dean was winning and here comes JJ Fly Fighting types In a Pokemon stadium. Bitch Fucking bitch. I'm like bro, you cheat like a mother. I know he didn't admit it, he didn't deny it, never denied it. We got your number eight right. No, no. So we're on him, we're on him.
Speaker 2:We just kept talking about fucking Pokemon.
Speaker 1:You went straight into honorable mention. Yeah, and you know me, hug. Okay, that's why I thought I'd bring us back.
Speaker 2:I got us off tangent.
Speaker 1:So Something for you to look forward to Me. My number 8 is Iron Shepherds. Neither of you will know what that is referencing to. I'm like what you will soon. I will soon.
Speaker 2:I know what he's doing.
Speaker 1:I know what he's doing. He's taking a shot at him. I'm like what you will soon. I will soon. Yep, why was it? I will soon. I know what he's doing.
Speaker 2:I know what he's doing. He's taking a shot again. He's taking a shot, or do I?
Speaker 1:always take a shot. He's taking a watch rocket. I know what he's doing. This is a Mighty Nein villain Whenever the animation comes up.
Speaker 2:I knew it.
Speaker 1:I thought you were was going to be at me. No, it's not. No, it's me. It's another anime he won't watch. We'll use that term with him. It's not an anime, remember, don't give a shit, they're coming. It's an animation studio. They're coming now, here they come. They're on this list because they're the first villain in the history to successfully kill a PC and have it stick.
Speaker 2:Really Is this their second campaign.
Speaker 1:They're on this list because they successfully killed a PC. Who did they kill?
Speaker 2:We'll find out. Damn it this list, because they successfully killed the PC.
Speaker 1:Who did they kill? We'll find out. Damn it, you don't know any of the characters from Mighty Nein yet I know. No, I have no idea.
Speaker 2:Did no one die.
Speaker 1:The first campaign or they brought them back. Yeah, they brought them back. Scanlan died, didn't he? Scanlan's died? Percy's died. Vax dies, Vex dies. I was actually surprised about the Percy thing. Does Grog die? No, Grog dies, but they omitted his death. Keyleth dies they're really omitting her death. That was the dumbest death in campaign history. They won't show that one on stream or on the thing, because it's a standalone episode.
Speaker 2:Did she?
Speaker 1:roll a one or something Did she die to? I've showed you this clip. They finish a battle, they lost something off a thousand foot cliff. Oh, she fell. I think I remember Matt saying this. So she jumped off the cliff and to go down on the thing and her and Marisha's first thought was on oh, I'm approaching a river was to turn into a goldfish. Goldfishes have less than a hit point.
Speaker 1:Splat that sounds like something we would actually pull. Any damage you take post, your one hit point goes into your actual character. On a thousand foot cliff. You take 1d6 of damage per 10 feet. Oh, I don't like the math. Matt didn't have enough dice. You're dead. He basically said you're dead. Ouch, how did Grock die? Uh, craven Age killed him. You don't know what Craven Age is. How do you kill him? Now he wants to know, because it's Craven Age killed him. You don't know what Craven Age is. How do you kill him? Now he wants to know, because it's got Craven in the name. Well, guess what you gotta do then Fuck you. Hey, I helped you, did you? He still hasn't watched yet. This is like this has become a battle of wills between us. I'm winning. I'm winning. Look at how I watch it. He wins.
Speaker 2:I win, no matter what.
Speaker 1:It's like if you show me your dick, that's going to happen. That's just in your destiny. Somewhere I could read a tarot card. You realize what he's saying right now? Right, it's his destiny to watch Vox Machina. They put him that way. I'm just waiting. Do you not know what the fates will tell me if I drop my Rokuramon? It goes into prime and it lands on. You may like this Vox Machina. That's when I'm just going to start watching it, because then the gods have told me I'm still setting the over-under at five years.
Speaker 1:Let me see your phone. That's a death sentence in itself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you want to see all. Actually it would be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't go through pictures, you lose the one fucking thing he would have up is his dick pic because he likes admiring it. So you're like fuck, I'm lost. Okay, well, I'm going to. No, I can't say because she'll give me that look, I got to do watch.
Speaker 2:Fox Mocketed, because then it'll just.
Speaker 1:You have no reason not to watch it. You love Grog and Scanlan, grog, scanlan. I love Scanlan, so you watch the Super Bowl. Yes, so you know the meme for Kendrick that's going around him in front of the dancers, him walking sideways. This is the insult thing. Somebody went and photoshopped Scanlan over him. Oh God, I got to watch that. Oh, it's just an anime. I'll find it. You'll find it and send it to me. Okay, I'll just show you it here. Should I go on to number seven? Sure, forever Knights From Ben 10. Basically, this, arthurian Knights.
Speaker 1:You know, people that lasted from that long ago hunt down aliens and their tech and use it against them. Okay, so think of them as the bad version of the plumbers.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep.
Speaker 1:Anti-plumbers the anti-plumbers Kinda Okay, okay you don't give a shit, it's Ben 10.
Speaker 2:the anti-plumbers kinda okay okay you don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:It's Ben 10. I like Ben 10, ben 10, I like, yeah, but the only fucking villain you actually would care for is Vilgax, because he's got aura. Vilgax does got some more. I love a lot of his. Oh god, that fits a little too well, especially how, when he was walking across people, he actually looked tinier than he was. The best thing that came out of the Super Bowl to me was the meme of however many people were in that stadium. How many 80,000 or something whatever. Roughly 80,000 people chanted a minor Drake's done, drake's done, drake's done. Drake needs to just hide. Hopefully he can in Canada he could. The Super Bowl was going on and he had a concert going on somewhere else. I think it was either Austria or Australia At the end of his concert.
Speaker 1:Super Bowl was going on and he had a concert going on somewhere else I think it was either Austria or Australia. At the end of his concert, somebody edited a video of him watching the Super Bowl and Serena showing up. And note I don't hate Drake, it's just he's done, he's done. That was my number seven. Okay, forever Nights, they're the anti-plumber. When you're an anti-something, they're actually pretty fucking cool. Now it begins with me.
Speaker 1:Not to mention they're tied to Arthurian lore Seven, right, yeah. Okay, here's the one. You can kind of get me on race. Here's the only one kind of the Espada from Bleach. That's reaching a little bit, a little bit. You can kind of get me on race. Here's the only one kind of the Espada from Bleach. It's great, that's reaching a little bit, a little bit. What Race Hallows? Technically the Hallows would be the more racist term.
Speaker 1:So you gotta say Okay, you're gonna Say they're villains, they have some turn, they have some. You can say a hollow is a racial slur. Yeah, they're still dead people. They just don't have a soul. It's mainly because Okura carries a lot. Okura is great, even though. Oh come on, you like the big, tinny blonde chick Tear. That's terrible. That's terrible. I love terrible. Nell is an Asmada technically, even though she's kind of ditzy. You fucking love Nell. Everybody loves Nell. Grimjaw is my motherfucker. Grimjaw will always be my motherfucker.
Speaker 2:And he's a good guy now, well, he's not a good guy he's helping.
Speaker 1:I actually came to like Nell's little buddies too. Stark, has aura. He's Espada 1. Baragon, even though Baragon got holed. Baragon was Baragon, even though Baragon got holed. Baragon's the one that looks like has the coat that, when he's in his form, has a crown and a skull. Yeah, he's the only king of the Espada Of Huecomundo.
Speaker 1:And he just got holed, he got built up to be cool and he got holed. He got sent out by Aizen and he was just. But, uh, yeah, the Espada were cool. Okiura is everyone's favorite because he's the one that had the fight with Ichigo. I met him. I have my pop sign. Okay, espada's just cool. They all have good designs. I'm still kind of sad about that. What that's Tony Oliver? He'll be at Ampkey this year again, okay, cool. Oh, yeah, espada. I said a lot of the main ones. I like they got cool powers, good fights, a lot of aura. That is not the first, not the only time. Bleach will be on my list, funny thing. So, jay, you're my only hope with this one.
Speaker 2:Good luck.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'm talking about when I say the name. Well, you're lucky that I fucking knew what the hell Robot Tag was. The Dark Masters. How long does he have to think before he realizes it?
Speaker 2:Sindad no.
Speaker 1:Wrong cartoon Bright.
Speaker 2:Era.
Speaker 1:That one, I don't know. I feel like I had the Sinbad and his adventures across the Southern Sea 90s Dark. Stalkers? No, and I'm talking to you because I know he doesn't like it as much. Fuck. No, it's right there. It's right there, I know it. The Darkmasters are the four mega-level Digimon. Oh, fuck, oh, my oh. That's why he cut me out, because he knows I'm not a big Digimon guy.
Speaker 1:I'm not being out of this though I'm not used to them being called that. Yeah, that was their organizational name. I went and found it. I knew what their hell was. When I forgot what it was, I totally fucking forgot. I was thinking other fucking shows. I had the right arrow, Pride, Mon Mill, Secret, the Sinbad one came out in the 90s. Well, early 2000s Dark Masters are on here because that's when shit really started to get real and they were killing all your favorite Digimon. They were killing Digimon. The show got really dark. Actually, as soon as they introduced Piedmon it was like oh, you introduced a fucking clown and everything's getting real. Huh, Mm-hmm, Great. Yeah, no wonder JJ's fucking scared of clowns. There it is too. He's a Digimon fan. Come on, I'm just seeing it. Okay, he does. He likes Digimon too. Yeah, I wouldn't think that he's such a Pokemon stan or he likes Pokemon more he likes Pokemon, more he's like me, he likes Pokemon more.
Speaker 2:but he doesn't like Digimon more, though or not necessarily. I do like Digimon more. See, I was like wait, you like Digimon more.
Speaker 1:It's because Pokemon is so fucking repetitive for me. I like Pokemon Ash beginning more than I like Digimon as a whole, but I like the Digimon franchise more than I like Pokemon. I didn't watch Digimon much hardly at all growing up. Ash is like Ash is very ingrained into my childhood. I don't love Pokemon like other people do, but Ash is very ingrained into my childhood because I watched so much Ash growing up as far as Digimon Johto.
Speaker 1:League and all that shit. Indigo League Every single fucking one is different. Even their MMO game, digimon Masters, is completely different than anything you would find Pokemon-wise. The funniest thing, though, about that you going to the bathroom, literally gonna crab out.
Speaker 2:What the fuck.
Speaker 1:An example.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:An example. I am so fucking. I literally have a Digimon game in my fucking bag. I have the chips. You know that. Watch the.
Speaker 2:B-Raid.
Speaker 1:That tracks your exercise.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I believe it. But I've never actually seen. That's one thing where I'll say I'm actually a little different than what I normally am. Jay just said how Digimon can get bark and shit and I can't attest. I've never seen the dark stuff. Granted, here's my electric Digimon. I vibe with the more cutesy shit in Pokemon than Digimon and I don't usually do that. Shit didn't get real in Pokemon until Mewtwo and Mewkill killed Ash. Mewtwo was like yo cry. I had to have that talk with my coworker because he was trying to figure out when Pokemon started and it's like that feels really early as he's looking up the dates. It's like, dude, you gotta remember the second Pokemon movie was called Pokemon 2000. Yeah, it was literally called Pokemon 2000. Yeah, lugia, it was literally called Pokemon 2000. I vibe with what are you doing.
Speaker 1:You're on my hair, making him feel old. I vibe with three. I vibe with. None of this is fair. I vibe with. I'm not dirty. My back still works perfectly fine. I vibe with three because I love Entei. Entei is a top five Pokemon. He's a big lion dog. It's the unknown.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:It's not the unknown, they're just letters. They're just letters. Then Destiny Deoxys was alright. Rayquaza, oh, you like the alien, I like Rayquaza. What oh, you liked the alien, I didn't like the. I like Rayquaza, I'm going to fuck him down. Hey, I was talking about the Oxus. The Oxus, all right. The thing is the thing they never. No, the thing they never. Rayquaza, no-transcript, I'll get you one. I have a weird thing I like everyone sitting in this.
Speaker 1:That's it for so long, man. We just got over two and a half hour movie. Yes, I will put this one as a tie, and you made me put it on my list, I did. Yes, he's going to keep them low. What the fuck you didn't put them at one or two, at six, at six Decepticons and Cobra. I would expect them to be higher. But okay, fairly not.
Speaker 2:Fairly not. I'm not an.
Speaker 1:Autobot fan, then I am Decepticon, for, for fuck's sakes, I like the Predacons better than I do the Decepticons. That's fair, so deceiving yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a good list.
Speaker 1:Six Six is the Humunculi from Full Metal Alchemist. Brotherhoodhood, son of a bitch. What number five. You put them on yours. Yep, that's why I said it was gonna be semi-racist, because that's technically their race. Well, let me rant a little bit. Every single lust is my bitch. I love lust. He's like that's of course. He says lust first. Wait, hold on. Which version of lust, the? I said oh, brotherhood, I don't. The first one is not. Brotherhood Follows the manga. Brotherhood is it? Brotherhood is. Was the first lust a dude? No, like semi dude.
Speaker 2:No, he didn't Miss lust.
Speaker 1:The one that mustangs. Burn that bitch in holy fire. I love Wrath. King Bradley's just the goat. They're all good. Envy is one of the best characters. I love Envy. That's the only one I didn't buy the only one in who they looked Like he was trying to make like a voodoo, like character, just with black and lines everywhere.
Speaker 2:I didn't get sloth.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker just was slow and, um my, even though he's a douche, he played his role. Salim Pride played his role. Great, he was the kid and it's biased.
Speaker 2:I love the seven deadly sins but I cried, played his role.
Speaker 1:Great, he was the kid and it's biased. I love the Seven Deadly Sins, but they're just great. That group is timeless to me in anime. They all had their moments pretty much Good stuff. I love how Envy is very envious of just everything and in the end Envy turns into a little fucking worm and just in a darned arrest and it's shook. Oh god, lust is evil. Envy. This is great good stuff. That's one I didn't expect anyone to have like. Who the fuck you had to give a month, except I?
Speaker 1:put it one higher you ain't gonna have no more like me, I hope. Probably not I think so Okay, here I can show you, because I know for a fact. No, no, you ain't gonna nope only one.
Speaker 1:Okay, I pretty much yapped about. I'm actually surprised that I had a similar. Gonna be the only one on the thing, pretty much my number six, I'm surprised. I meant to keep a straight phrase throughout it, because it is Team Rocket. I let you guys ramble and talk it just to keep a straight face throughout it. Because it is Team Rocket, I let you guys ramble and talk and just sat here and let it go. That's my number six guys. Nope, no, we're not spoiling that at all.
Speaker 2:Do you have a?
Speaker 1:favorite Team Rocket character, since we both basically said Nope, it's Team Rocket. I wanted to be a part of Team Rocket. I wanted to be that asshole I mean with less blasting off again.
Speaker 1:Sure, that's just what you want us to do. Should we say that as we leave today and we're blasting off again, if you want? You know we already got your fives. We're back to Dean. I need to say one thing I forgot. I forgot my favorite. I didn't say greed. I forgot greed. I have a greed pop. I forgot greed. I didn't mention greed, as much as you love them most. You did say lust first. So I don't believe you. Damn Well, lust has got the teeth.
Speaker 2:No one's priorities are he's calling himself out.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, he literally let his Lust win. Thank you, laura. Oh God, Wasn't that wise. I think that they're doing a con next month and Lust is one of our banner people. We're on you again for four oh five. Five oh five. Look at your list. Five is Okay, five is actually modern. It's anime though. It's League of Villains for my hero, shigaraki, is one of my favorite new-gen kind of villains. I love Shigaraki. It's bias that Eric Vale voices him. Oga's great. I love Bobby. He's my second favorite from that. Whole team is just great. They're all pretty well written. You have to be well written and you gotta be cool. There's not many in that team. That's lame. Even Mr Compress is cool. Toru Giri don't say shit and he's cool. He talks, but everyone's cool, Design cool. I knew that was like no one's going to have League of Villains. I'm good with League of Villains. Jay kind of Jay didn't vibe with my hero at the end, so I knew he wouldn't have League of Villains at all.
Speaker 1:They were on my short list, but I knew they were. Oh, did you say D might have that? Yes, this was more so when One For All started taking over Shigaraki, but that's when I was having a hard time vibing again.
Speaker 1:The best thing about Shigaraki is everyone expects the whole end arc. You're kind of expecting Deku to get him to turn and he doesn't. Shigaraki does not turn. He has a heart-to-heart with Deku at the end because Spinner is going all nuts. Because Spinner is like bro, I love Shigaraki. He stood by his morals, he's fighting for us. He's not going to turn good and he said you tell Spinner I fought to destroy to the end. I'm like that's how a villain should end. I don't villain good Sometimes. I hate that, even though Shigaraki was. Shigaraki is sympathetic, though he's from a fucking abusive household and all that shit.
Speaker 1:Which was apparently all fucking orchestrated by All for One right. Yes, all for One also would be very high tier in anime villains. I love All for One. My hero gave me good villains. They gave me All for One Shigaraki and Stain, even though Stain's a good guy at the end. Good stuff. Good stuff my hero deserved. Got too much shit at the end and they kept fucking calling Deku a cuck. I got sick of that shit.
Speaker 2:To the point he had to add pages Like here.
Speaker 1:Here, there, iraraka's talking to Deku, there, leave me alone. Anime fans Well, my hero fans are bad. Sorry, some of you are nuts Every fandom is a little bit nuts.
Speaker 1:Stop asking Justin Brian At fucking cons if he thinks Deku and Ares Are good ships. Stop doing that. Please stop doing that. That's fucking terrible. Stop doing that. Unfortunately, lali is a thing Holy. Stop doing that. That's fucking terrible. Stop doing that. Unfortunately, lolly is a thing Holy. Stop doing that. The fact that I'm pronouncing it wrong is a benefit for me. Oh God, it's to the point. I showed you the videos. What are you trying to pronounce it? Lolly-con? I want to say lolly-pop. Have I showed you? He's going to be at 414. Justin Briner is one of the guests for 414. Oh, I hope no one asks. We jump them. If they say it alright, dude, we'll take this out of here. No one asks. He's like I'm done. He left the stage, I'm done. Stop asking me this shit. I feel bad.
Speaker 1:I feel bad for a lot of anime voice actors and people that are in that community, because I full-heartedly know I have my own things, like my horniness and all the women and all that shit, but there are fans of anime that are so fucking creepy and ass shit like that. It's like bro, you're giving me a bad name, dude, stop with that. Really out there. Shit man. I can't say anything because he has specifically asked voice actresses to say things and write stuff down. You know the writing stuff down before he actually pays for the saying things he doesn't always pay for when you ask voice actresses to say certain things.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 1:usually get. I get it no problem. Yeah, you get it no problem. Elizabeth maxwell did it twice for me, once for midnight. She also took her jacket off for you that was funny. I'm like why'd you take your jacket off? I didn't need that to me see. This is why we should take some videos for the fucking podcast.
Speaker 2:Take some video would believe us. When we Take some videos, people would believe us when we say shit like this.
Speaker 1:They'd believe us. They probably would. They probably would For a picture from Madison. I love that woman. Okay, where are we at now? It's one of those things. You have to be there, I don't know. You've had a side discussion before almost all of my answers, so far side discussion. It's hard to do when you put us right next to each other, us right next to each other. I'm talking, actually, no matter how we roll, it's a horse cock wise order. Yeah, uh. My number five is the biggest villain for my favorite anime, jupangata, for Rurouni Kenjin. There we go. Shishio, not my cutoff Shishio. Fuck, he's gonna start saying it and he's sleeping. God damn it. No, I don't know if I've told that. That story you have. We brought it up on the podcast one anime name that was like episode two or three?
Speaker 2:no, what fuck uh anime we're in season two, we can bring it up again and bring it up.
Speaker 1:I'd always just season two. I'd always randomly say an anime name, makoto shishio. I'm like, and I'd be like for years, like where the fuck is that from? Is Makoto Shishio? I'm like, and I'd be like for years, like where the fuck is that from? Where the fuck is Makoto Shishio. Then I'm seeing Ronin Ken that's Makoto Shishio, it's from me going to bed. The Toonami that's what happened. What the fuck is a Toonami? Makoto Shishio's design was dope.
Speaker 1:He's been burned. Yep, the man that wouldn't die after being stabbed, shot, set on fire and still wouldn't die. I feel, I just feel bad, for how do they always beat out and how does he die? How does he die? I don't remember it's on a burning boat. No, no, internal combustion. Oh, I don't remember it's on a burning boat. No, no, internal combustion. Oh yeah, yep, his body is constantly overheating. I did not remember that at all. That's why he's constantly changing his bandage or whatever to cool him down or whatever, and taking baths or whatever. So his fight with Rurouni finally just internally combusts. Yep, Yep, busts. Rony Kenshin gets such a bad rap now and it fucking annoys me because the author had all sorts of kiddie stuff on his fucking shit and he got arrested in Japan. So Rony Kenshin has that dark shit. That shit has nothing to do with the author. It has nothing to do with the shit he wrote Come on now, so Rony Kenshin is tainted.
Speaker 1:Now I'm sorry. How many fucking Japanese artists slash mangaka have turned out to be that way? How many people of note.
Speaker 2:How many people of note have.
Speaker 1:Hell, you've had a literal voice change in my uh. I had a voice change in DXD because Issei's original voice actor was a fucking child. Fuck dude, it's a thing. For some odd reason we ain't got no more ties, don't worry, we only have one kill the. Evil Justice League Crime Syndicate. I really like Owlman. When I got introduced to Owlman and his friends, batman and his no, no, no, no, wrong, I can't say Batman and his amazing friends.
Speaker 2:That's the wrong show.
Speaker 1:He said Whenever he said Owlman, the first one I go to is Owlman, fuck what he be fucking. He fucks. Looks back there on his shit. Yeah, I know, that's the whole movie. It's almost as much fucking in the Watchman as there is in the number 23. Both movies floored me. I was not expecting that.
Speaker 1:I'm here to watch a fucking movie. What is this? This is Saucy or Born? Not expecting that, I'm here to watch a fucking movie. What is this? This is Saucy or Born? I said it out loud while watching the number 23 to my parents and they told me to get out. They told me to leave. That explains a lot. Leave, get out of our house, find somewhere else to live. This does not correlate, but it just made sense there.
Speaker 2:I know, but you made the joke.
Speaker 1:They told me to go to my room, so I did. I was like, fine, I won't finish watching this movie on my own. I don't know what I want to do, because I want to see what happens. It was a Jim Carrey movie. I was a Jim Carrey fan. I wanted to see the movie. It's just the amount of fucking sex that went on threw me off. Yeah, you know, we got him dancing with himself, okay. You can't buy that that scene actually made the movie for a lot of people.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Like it's the one thing everybody takes away from that movie, aside from Keanu Reeves and Amy. Wait, I was to say okay, yeah, next Me, I believe. So you want me to speak on the private syndicate or do we have to talk more about sex Baby? Oh my, oh, you don't okay. We are most off the rails episodes since Fluffer. We do not have to yap much. I won't yap before Suicide Squad that's my number one, honorable mention.
Speaker 2:Harley.
Speaker 1:Quinn. I love Harley Quinn. They're funny, always on good adventures. Suicide Squad's very simple, that's become. I love Harley Quinn. They're funny, always on good adventures. Suicide Squad is very simple, that's become. I like the anime. It's good. I just the main villain, the main Joker, what which? The first Suicide Squad directed by David Ayer would have served a lot better. If they just let Jared Duttal's Joker be the main villain, I will say take that to my grave Then the one James Gunn did was great. Wait, I can't remember opinion on that. Did you hate the first Suicide Squad or is that one you said was a fun movie that you didn't have much gripes with? As dumb as it was, it was nice.
Speaker 1:As dumb as it was, it was fun. Dean's favorite character, adewale. No, what you talking about, shorty? I'm beautiful, I'm like bro. Why did you just make killer crap? You just make him black. He's in there watching BET. I'm done.
Speaker 2:I'm done man.
Speaker 1:Now we've got Crand, now we got King Shark. That's not so bad. He finally found friends. I was not going to fuck with that movie if he died. Thank God he didn't Like. No, he's killing animals, no matter who it is, even if it's a fucking person Girl that's. I'm sorry when a little squirrel girl actually gets put in a movie and she dies. She's supposed to be on the football. When Bartles takes thighs, when I'm gonna put my guts in it, when he thinks he made friends and little fish are biting his shit off, I was already thinking of a nuts joke and you just went there.
Speaker 1:I'm a Lagolito, the best suicide squad, the one James Gunn. It did Polka Dot man dirty. You don't like Polka Dot man and he just gets Good actor. Mom, I'm gonna beat you.
Speaker 2:mom, like polka dot man and he just gets good actor mom, I'm gonna beat you, mom from his own vision and then why is that the one thing that came?
Speaker 1:back wait a minute. Oh no, that scene came back, jay. I know where Harley Quinn does it with the dude and then she kills him. She's like I'm really gonna miss you and that monster.
Speaker 1:I think what the fuck was the next? Did we go see Expendables 4? After that? I was like, here you fucking go again. I don't think those came out at the same time. No, they didn't. Expendables 4 was just. That was another movie. That was kind of just bread with no meat. This is fine, but what happened to this series? Man, nobody wants to do it anymore. Sylvester Stallone was in it for 10 minutes. Expendables, I want to say, was 2003. Or early 2004. Suicide Squad came out in 2001. 2021. 2001? Holy shit. 2021. 2023. 2023. I know when Suicide Squad came out, for reasons I don't remember what year, I just 2021. The problem with James. So Expendables was two years later. Yeah, the problem I'm going to have with Gunn's new DC is like getting past. No, cavill is going to be. If they do Harley Quinn, I'll be like, even though he ain't said much, I'm like are you going to have Margot Robbie back? Are you going to recast? Don't recast Harley Quinn, please. She was born to play Harley Quinn.
Speaker 2:Please.
Speaker 1:God, we're not going to use Lady Gaga again. Oh, please, god. I don't hate Lady Gaga. I think she's a good actress, but that movie fuck, I didn't even watch it yet. I bad it is. Oh, my Good stuff, good stuff, okay.
Speaker 1:I'm done with my suicide score. Going back to the racist themes. Oh Christ, my number four, the Yu Sun Wong. Yu Sun Wong, the secondary villains of the Star Wars universe that never came to be in the cinematic universe. I was like that name sounds familiar, I can lean into it and never did anything. Not in the movies, no, I mean Clone Wars. Maybe I'd never watch all of Clone Wars, the Empire, who knows?
Speaker 2:There's a group someone could have used.
Speaker 1:I give a lot of credit to the villains of when you start killing off main characters that you care about. Yeah, they're the reasons Chewbacca dies. They're the reason. They're the reason that Chewbacca gets hit with a fucking moon. That's their planet killer. They literally take a system's moon and drop it on the planet. They should have been a thing.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:That would have been cool. Yeah, it's better than the First Order. We're just going to create the Empire. The only kind of cool thing about the First Order is that the red guys that Kylo and Rey fight. That was actually a.
Speaker 2:Is that the?
Speaker 1:NoDiff yeah, like the people and the no diff yeah, like the thing about and the wasting of Snoke and the Emperor somehow came back. Every time Star Wars gets up, I say it, god damn it. Somehow he came back, freak, oh. He might hate me for this one, but I the Rogues, captain Cold and fucking the rogues gallery and wave and them up. They're their own thing. I love them actually. You know who made the rogues gallery more cool to me?
Speaker 1:fucking Prison Break, oh god yeah, they made me look into them more. Fucking prison break, oh God, yeah, because they're those two. They made me Wait, they made me look into them more. So the Flash actually did something On the CW. Damn Barry, that fucking CW shows man, jesus Christ, man. So, god, when you go back?
Speaker 2:How many?
Speaker 1:rogues gallery. Villains do you not like? Well, lucky you you. You kind of compare them to spider-man's gallery. They're not even the same. I like, I like, captain, or do you do, uh, batman's gallery? More than wait. What do you mean? Talking about favorite villains, rogues, my favorite rogues, you guys are groped Spider-Man and Batman. It's not even my favorite villain from both of them is Joker. So Batman takes a point there, actually, but overall it's close, overall it's up to.
Speaker 2:Joker.
Speaker 1:The number one takes a spot, but then the next five or six are Spider-Man yeah, I love Batman's role. Harley Quinn Harley Quinn's in there, fucking Bane. Bane is a top ten villain all time for me. Bane's in there. This might be just horny motherfucker talking, but Poison Ivy's in there. She don't even need to hit me with the pheromones, I'm already like.
Speaker 1:I can't even talk about her while feeling like I'm gonna die, she don't even talk about her. While feeling like I'm gonna die, she don't even gotta use her pheromones. I'd be immune to her pheromones because I don't. I'm good, I don't even need to use them on me. I stay here. So you'll follow her unconditionally. Oh yeah, she ain't gotta use the pheromones on me. Go kill Superman, huh over there. Okay, let me get my shit. Hello, give me your gun. Ah, that didn't work. Get the kryptonite bullet.
Speaker 1:Bam he dead, you just have a kryptonite bullet on you. I know we got him. I'm going to ask him on Monday. I bet you we got him and you got them kryptonite bullets, I do no. He's going to say who are we killing? What are we doing? Wait, no. He's gonna say who we killing. Wait, that was off of mine right that's a good one we going to meet it done yeah well, unless you want to talk about more fucking rogues, no three, we're back to bleach.
Speaker 1:For me, three is the sternritter you're like the. Germans. They got so much in it, what that was six numbers ago. They got so much just good character. That's because I read it, but now just re-watching, because the Thousand Year Blood is getting animated. Is your favorite Sternritter, the crossdresser Giselle. No, oh my god.
Speaker 1:Oh god I can't believe they made that a power. That's not her power. It's zombie. She can bring you to life and control you if you're dead. She's Z zombie. It's zombie. She can bring you to life and control you if you're dead. She's Z Zombie. Her letter is Z Bombietta. I love Bombietta. That sounds like an image comics. Bombietta is the one with the. Even Serratia is a bomb. She's dead. Now, though, I could talk about the fucking Royal Guards. I love all the Royal Guard Gerard, valkyrie, askin, pernida.
Speaker 2:Do you have?
Speaker 1:a favorite or are you a?
Speaker 2:watch guy.
Speaker 1:Favorite? What Sternritter? Yeah, oh God, it would probably be Gerard. Gerard the Valkyrie. Gerard is a miracle. You can't kill him. He's so strong. You watch as you kill him and the soft takes power back.
Speaker 2:That did happen. They don't kill.
Speaker 1:Nobody beats Gerard. He keeps coming. The watch kills him himself. Tadpachi with his Bankai cuts him in half, but he keeps coming. The Watch kills him himself. Tadpachi with his Bankai cuts him in half, but he comes back. You can't kill Gerard. Lily Barrows, just is broken but they finally get him because one of the biggest cop-out Kubo ever did by giving fucking Nanao a fucking religious sword that fucking can kill gods. Fuck Kubo, nice cop-out. You don't think the cop-out was bringing Aizen back just so Ichigo could beat your watch? That was kind of a cop-out. I don't like your watch, but I don't like him as much as Aizen. Aizen is just horror farming. Number three Sternritter I think I mentioned Basby. I love Basby. I love how Basby just got fucking offed. Fuck Hatch. Have you watched any of Bleach? Jay? Don't watch it.
Speaker 2:I read all of it.
Speaker 1:I read it too. I read the manga. No offense when I say that shit, I read it, I read it. I never watched it. I read and watch. So did you remember anything about the Sternritters and all? I didn't read the Hundred Year Blood War. That's why he's lying. He didn't know. Okay, I was confused. It took forever to come out. That might be why.
Speaker 1:He thought the anime took forever to fucking come out, I was reading Bleach in elementary school. Bleach, you're fucking kidding. No, I was still in my. I was in 7th, 8th grade reading it online. I do got issues, though. I be naming all these motherfuckers, letters and shit Bombietta. No, I All right, you're making me fucking feel old. This episode. First you'd spot an out RoboTag, then you're talking. I was in middle school when I was reading In St Bill's School. I was in elementary school, so I feel older. The thing is, jay, we're not that far away in age, so it's like I was actually just telling him the other day. I remember when I was watching full episodes of Bleach on YouTube oh yeah, my high is going to go down. Bleach is done.
Speaker 1:Now they do the final part. They split Blood War into parts the final part. I think it will be the final part. Yeah, because they're fighting the Royal Guards now. It should be the final part, unless they mill. My number three is the second worst. Yeah, because they're fighting the Royal Guards. Now Should be the final part, unless they milk him. My number three is the second worst name on my list to say Outside of Council of Disney Villains. Oh boy, team Togoril Yu Yu Hakusho. Hey, there you go. Togoril Team. Togoril JJ just creamed himself. Oh fuck, somebody just talked about Yu Yu Hakusho. Somewhere the hobbit's head picked up. He's like what the fuck we're talking about? Yu Yu Hakusho? Don't be Enough. It's our fault. Yeah, they're the biggest, they're the best villains in Yu Yu Hakusho, that kind. Now JJ tells me that as much as he loves Yuhaka Show, he's very honest with it and it's his favorite. It is, but he's on. He says a lot of shit. After he says I think the Dark Tournament is like.
Speaker 1:I have not watched Yuhaka Show in years, so I don't remember it's like the peak it's like the peak, he said after that Yuhaka Show gets they have an entire arc really cares about. It's an interesting concept, but it doesn't mean to. Yeah, that's what he tells me. He's like, don't want to work. Were they in hell, kinda.
Speaker 1:Just the fact that he their dragon road, I think, is what it's called the concept of them going after. The spirit detective before him was the thing where it was like that's an interesting twist, but you didn't pull it off very well. Yep, leave that to the same person who wrote Hunter Hunter and never finished. Yes, he did. That's a person. I don't know if Matt knows why I'm laughing. Oh, I do. I know a reason you're laughing. Do you want to do your number two first?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I didn't, didn't you put him in there, my number two is the Phantom Trooper.
Speaker 2:That's what I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought I knew it was coming.
Speaker 1:It's like he brought it up. He brought it up. That's where my brain was going. They were this close, being in your bottom, being in there. In the list in general Is that why you said they're on Dean's.
Speaker 2:No it wasn't. No, because.
Speaker 1:I'm very iffy with Hunter Hunter. People wouldn't expect me to have them this high on mine, but the Phantom Troop is the definition of aura Everyone in there is. There's a few that aren't as cool, but Chrollo's one of my favorite villains in all of anime. This motherfucker went on a rant about Judas, for God's sakes, Voiced by Robbie Damon. I will say I hear you fucking love him, judas, robbie Damon. Also voiced by Robbie Damon that doesn't help.
Speaker 1:That's our guy. Don't make it four years. We're not, we're coming back. Buddy, hisoka as much as Hisoka has been memed to all hell. Hisoka has aura and he's not even necessarily a pedo, like people say. He likes strength. You can call him a fucking groomer if you want, because he's kind of a groomer. It's just as bad. Beitan controls the fucking sun.
Speaker 1:That was probably your favorite Hanks spins his arm to make his punch stronger. It's great. Machi's just got attitude like a motherfucker. Machi's gonna be at 414 and I wanna get my top signed. Uh, the fact that they just fuckin' you know they killed Karapika's plan and fuckin' ripped all their eyes out and sold them. That's fucking just God. They are villains. I love the fact Karapika the one I thought was a girl for the longest time, because I watched a sub and he had a very girly voice and just a lot of it. As much as every one of them is cool, it came off very feminine for the longest fucking time. I just wanted people to be surprised because, like I said, hunter x Hunter is like this with me. There are peaks of Hunter x Hunter that I really love.
Speaker 2:I don't know where it fell off Then.
Speaker 1:Hunter x Hunter can be slow Like me. People like Greed Island Greed Island, to me, put me to sleep. Greed Island, greed Island to me, put me to sleep. Greed Island and the ants Chimera ant I love, but I think I like Yorknew City better than Chimera ant because Yorknew City is the Phantom Troop and Chorolo would just be fucking. Chimera ants actually fell off for me.
Speaker 2:It did not. For me it dragged out.
Speaker 1:It dragged out, sure, but and Yorknew was just Chrollo, fucking aura. Farming the whole fucking Two fucking years for that aren't just a fish. Oh, I forgot Chrollo's whole name Chrollo Louis Silver, Louis Silver yes, that's a good last name. His fucking jacket he's got the inverted cross of St Peter on the back. I'm like bro, your design bro. Chrollo is just aura. I'm like bro, your design bro. Don't let Patrick Harrison or anything else get you, Because you just noticed that shit. I wouldn't even notice. I never knew. I didn't know for the longest time I was mad I didn't bring it Next time. I see, Robbie, he's got to sign my crolo pop. I got two crolo pops, he's got to sign it. Okay, I did enough.
Speaker 2:I can rant.
Speaker 1:Did he say his two, or should I say no, I can rant.
Speaker 2:You can go back to your two.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I can rant about the troop for a long time, but I'm done now. Now I got the Batman one coming up. League of Assassins, that's the one I said. That's the one when I was talking about fucking. There it is. I knew it was that one. There's no way that I cannot bring up my favorite Batman characters without mentioning the League of Assassins.
Speaker 2:I rant about her a lot on the podcast Talia.
Speaker 1:I love her and hate her. That was interesting. And then their son Damien. They do a lot of shit with his character lately. At least they haven't. Well, I can't say that without coming off like a dick. Well, grayson. No he's still straight.
Speaker 1:My knowledge I have such. I have a love-hate with Damien because Damien Wayne is a little badass but he's also such a little prick. I think they made him gay in one of the most recent stories Fabulous, I think they did. I could be wrong. Superman's sons bye, considering the friendship they gave him with Connor. No, not Connor, john, john Kent, that is Superman's son's current name, right, one of them, the one who took over the mantle, you know? Yeah, I'm not current with that because it floored me, god damn. Tiktok. I'm watching TikTok and they're showing me Superman's relationship with his boyfriend. I'm like what? Superboy is becoming a thing. I think I saw something on the feed Superboy, what they announced, a title for.
Speaker 1:Superboy is becoming a thing. I think I saw something on the feed Superboy. They announced a title for Superboy. I don't know. I thought there was something about that Huh.
Speaker 1:I came across my feed. Okay, it'll probably come across mine at some point. Shit, but I loved the League of Assassins. It was always an interesting thing. Not to mention, it made a Batman Begins a bomb-ass movie. When I said court of alls, that's where I got a Batman on mine, I was like, oh, it'll be League of Assassins, that's what my train of thought is Well it leads right into my next one, kind of they technically share a universe.
Speaker 2:Now, thanks to they technically share our universe now, thanks to a couple of movies and comic books number.
Speaker 1:Do I gotta say number one, or you guys?
Speaker 1:no, you're on two yep uh, chroma Conclave no, it sounds so fucking familiar but I'm not placing it. The dragons no, no, it sounds so fucking familiar but I'm not placing it. Well, it's in the Vox Machina. The dragons no, okay. Hey, he's taking so many jabs at you today. I don't know if it's intentional. This is his list. I don't think he made an intentional jab list. You don't think I knew subconsciously how many shots I'm taking at you as I finished the list. Oh God, the fact that he won't watch an anime when one of the big villains of the franchise are dragons. It's kind of sad when he looks at me and I'm like, uh, I should know this.
Speaker 1:We're not going to know are you? You're my only hope, You're my only hope. No, do I look like I have buns on the side of my head? Oh, poeticallyetically, with the Hulk mask. But sure, wait, you, just you talking about.
Speaker 2:Leia, yeah, you're my only Hulk.
Speaker 1:I'm not R2-D2, that's you. I know what I mean. I'm C-3PO walking, that's you. I know what that means. I just, oh my, I'm C-3PO walking through. What are you doing now? I need to wash my brain out. What the fuck did you do? You said Leia, and I was imagining you as Leia, and I'm like ah Bro what the? Fuck. You want me as your fluffer. Now you're imagining me as a woman.
Speaker 1:I am not going to wear that slave outfit for you. I was thinking about the standard whiteout strategy. You made it worse. Oh God, jay's just in front of I got another joke you blue screen, tim, he's wearing blue. Jay's just in front of Jabba with a bag of Cheez-Its. What's up, dean? Should I get some space milk out of him, since he's dressed in blue, please don't? Jay's just in front of Jabba with Cheez-Its. Hey, dean, wait, no, I'm in front of Pizza Hut. Oh God, oh God. What do you think about Jabba? Was he at that little bowl of worms? And shit, bro, what the hell are you doing? Uh, so you know why the Chromal Conclave is good. Yeah, literally destroying half of a continent's worth of cities. So I'm unsure, because I didn't actually watch that campaign.
Speaker 1:Did it end the way it did in the show, where she possessed the body, or what? No, she took the body. She took the body, but she didn't possess it. She was becoming a Dracolich in a different way, but that was the same concept, just acted differently. Okay, but they are that way. Be a different way, but that was the same concept, just acting differently, okay, but uh, they are that way. The thing that makes them great, though, is traditionally different colored dragons hate each other Outside of their own. No, that made total sense, especially the way they treated each other. Yeah, I always thought it was weird how the big fucking red one controlled everything. It's like how are you the leader? Uh, because he's got the.
Speaker 1:He's the strongest out of the bunch and also tried to rule the country in a different way in a different period of time. So that was part of the things. So when you can get five in this case mostly four different colored old elder dragons, yeah, do what you want. Literally have one as your slave Until she manages to fucking spoil the whole fucking ship for him. But he's not paying a fucking attention. You didn't spoil nothing because I was in my phone, uh-huh.
Speaker 2:It's fucking horrible.
Speaker 1:That's how much we can trust him. He's just going to tend to and jabs at you because of that. That's not gonna be as bad as my number one. Um two, oh god, great. No, this is the knockout one. Well, I should have my two. That was uh.
Speaker 2:So I got a zero.
Speaker 1:The foot clan. There it is. I know it's coming. Loved the turtle so much. Even his mom buys me turtle shit. Clan. There it is. I know it was coming. Love the turtle so much even his mom buys me turtle shit. I can't do my normal little thing because, Well, you love the fucking Shredder.
Speaker 2:Shredder's my motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Don't talk about his mama. Don't talk about his mama. Go to TikToks. They voice over Shredder. Now You've eaten turtle's ass. Don't talk about my mama. They voice over Shredder. Now you've eaten Turtle's ass. Don't talk about my mama. That's me that maybe loves Shredder even more now did you talk about?
Speaker 2:my mama, oh, all of them.
Speaker 1:Shredder's got it. Don't talk about my mama. What are you doing? Don't talk about Shredder's mama. Yeah, oh boy, I love his name too. One thing about my 2003 turtles that they hold Shredder. It was a fucking. After he died. He was originally human. They did explain that it was that whole time travel bullshit that happened died.
Speaker 1:He was originally human, they did explain that it was that whole time travel bullshit that happened. I should really. I do like turtles, but I should like turtles slightly more than I do, because there's a turtle that's me. You are eternal. I have more of you as a pop and a figure, thanks to the last Ronin, than I do any other character?
Speaker 2:Isn't that my favorite character? How long did?
Speaker 1:you gotta tell. No, I like every single one of their leaders, except for the Silver Kamato or whatever the fuck his name was a part of the Last Ronin. He just seemed like fuckface. Well, no, because he was literally just seemed like fuckface, because he was literally just evil to be evil. There's only one villain that he's evil just because he is works, and that's Joker Plus because he's super sane, he understands the world as it is and he's like you're all fucking retarded. I remember I had that talk with you. I was like I read Batman, so I'm like Joker's super sane, I just read it. So that was my number one.
Speaker 2:Who's your?
Speaker 1:bald-headed, sunglass-wearing dude. Huh, my kid's next door dude. Oh, that's what I should have used as an honorable mention, not the fucking kids from down the lane. I should have used them as delightful children from down the lane the one that wore a football helmet always had me like what you doing, what you doing, and father had me dead. All the sad shit is, if I rewatch that shit nowadays, I watch father and I'm like bro, is father evil? That's just my dad. I'll just see her again, so we'll see how bad the streets are.
Speaker 2:Now I'm plowed in there's a I'm not gonna say that again, like I'm not saying it again.
Speaker 1:Phantom Troop was number one actually for till last night. Like I'm not saying it again, I'm not saying it again Phantom Troop was number one actually for until last night, because my list was done. This was not even on the list. I was like wait.
Speaker 2:I asked it up.
Speaker 1:Foxhound, metal Gear Solid. 1. Metal Gear Solid I was expecting a meter. I was waiting for the Metal Gear Solid. It's Foxhound, wait Village. Foxhound was the villains of Metal Gear Solid. 1. They're the group that took over Shadow Moses.
Speaker 2:Led by Liquid Snake, yeah.
Speaker 1:Sniper. Every single one of them is Pete Vulcan Raven Sniper.
Speaker 2:Wolf.
Speaker 1:My brain fucked up the timeline again. Liquid Snake, psychomantis they're all just iconic. My brain fucked up the timeline again because every time he talks about Metal Gear Solid, my brain instantly glitches. Oh the end. He's coming back. Metal Gear Solid Delta dropping August Remake of 3.
Speaker 1:I swear to fucking God, I'm gonna play at your house. I'm gonna play at your house. I'm gonna work. You're gonna make sure we get to that point of the game, just so I see if I can pass it. Foxtown, just because, well, it's Metal Gear. It's my favorite game series. But every villain in a group has their own aura. Everyone has a story. They're all sympathetic in their own way. It's like they're one because there's no weak link. If you want, you can count Decoy Octopus, because he just died right away. You can count him. But I also I forgot Ocelot. Ocelot's one of the most important characters in all of Metal Gear, wasn't it Vulcan? Vulcan Raven's in there? Yes, okay, vulcan, they all died except Ocelot. I was thinking of Metal Gear Solid 4, I think it was Metal Gear Solid 5, phantom Pain.
Speaker 2:Who were you thinking of?
Speaker 1:Vulcan and Psycho Mantis, psycho Mantis, the kid's in 5. The two Eli's also in there and that's Liquid Snake as a kid. But again, they all have stories. They're all. I will always consider that the greatest PlayStation 1 game of all time. Funny thing, most people will always agree with me it's Metal Gear. It's Metal Gear Solid.
Speaker 1:I've never actually played that one. No, I didn't own it. I remember playing that. That bitch was on three discs. Thank you, final Fantasy, that's the only three three disc game that I had. No, I remember I even replayed Women's Snakes, which is the remake of one of Metal Gear Solid, on Gamecube, and it had two discs. I got to a certain part and they did it. So funny, otacon, wait, snake, what you've got to switch to disc, there's no more content on this disc. Okay, otacon, not the plan. Greatest Fuck to switch to disc. There's no more content on this disc. Okay, otacon, not the plan, greatest fuck. Metal Gear Solid was actually really good when it came out. Oh, but I forgot. Psycho. Mantis was the one where you couldn't, unless you changed the fucking memory cards on your PS1.
Speaker 1:And you'd read your memory card. Almost as good as the Monster Ranchers video game, where you got someone monsters using different game discs I fucking love that game. That is a great concept compared to.
Speaker 1:I wanted to bring it back, but nothing fucking works that way anymore. Nope, as soon as you take a disc out, it will not. It's. And the funny thing they tried to like, Like they tried to redo Sniper Wolf because they did Quiet in 5. And I loved Quiet. People hated Quiet because she was just.
Speaker 1:It was Pojima being kind of horny and her main fucking outfit's in a bikini, but it was explained. That's you making video games. She has great importance to the story, but she's so fucking sexed up. She also eats through photosynthesis, so she has to have her skin out. They explained it. Yeah, how many people actually paid attention to that? The whole reason she was in that fucking water cage. That boss might be a bitch, though. You can cheese her, though, by dropping shit on her. It's a sniper battle again, but at five you can call in airdrops and shit. You can airdrop right in the area where she is and drop a crate on her. I never fucking did that. Drop a crate. I never fucking did that. You never beat it, though, because you didn't even get the final scene. That is not big bucks. I got her. I have beaten and he will believe I have beaten every single one of them games, probably five plus times oh that's one that fucked up on me too In the boss battle against the fucking Metal Gear.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you didn't feel it. No, it kept shooting me and I would die, and that's it. What's my favorite gimmick to try and do with the Call of Duty games was hauling the spy crates.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it was like who's going to run into that when I can't? Kojima, though, is so Such a troll. It's great because, like Metal Gear Solid 3, the one that's remade this is gonna be sore. There's a sniper battle with the N. He's a sniper. I beat him. Jay did not beat him, because it glitched. I don't know which is worse, that or Jason. He's an old sniper. This sniper battle takes place over multiple little maps. It's a long-ass fight. If you don't know what you're doing, you can beat him by forcing no, no, forcing your changing the time on your PlayStation 2 years later, and the fucker dies of old age. It's fucking legend.
Speaker 1:I've heard about the glitch oh he's dead, it's not actually, it's a glitch that you can kill him like that out of old age and it tells you that. So you find, oh shit, he did mine never. Lets me get to that. I showed him that shit he brought brought a game over Twice, he brought over Metal Gear Solid 3. To see this, because I would explain things to him like this. I'd say hey, dean, I cannot get past this boss. What the fuck do you mean? You can't get past this boss? Let me see this shit.
Speaker 1:Hey, man, in preparation for this stupid list here, in preparation, I was watching old classic cutscenes from. I watched the end of Metal Gear Solid 3, the Truth About the Boss. I watched the end of 4, when Snake has his final heart-to-heart with Big Boss man. I felt like such a bitch I'm watching these. I'm just like it's bad man. It's the only game series that gets the tears. Did they end up making you watch the microwave scene again? I don't know. That's pain. I felt there is no. You've got to stop bringing that up. Why? Because I always You're the only one that's sitting there. I give that scene so much credit because, nice, I am remembering. Matt, do me a quick favor please. What year did the original Metal Gear Solid come out? Was it 98? 2000? Matt, do me a quick favor please. What year did the original Metal Gear Solid come out? Was it 98? I think it was 98. I think it was 98, because I need this for the correlation of how impactful the microwave scene was for me. Silence, that is not how you play video games. Metal Gear Solid, playstation 1. 96?, 98. 98. It was 98. So let's see, I probably played it like I was born in 95. I was like three, or I was like four or five years old playing that and it was very hard for me because I'm five or six, I'm not knowing what I'm doing. It's a very complex game, so I still don't know what you're doing. That's true, but I'm playing that. That is young me, growing up with Solid Snake. Then I'm going through all the other games, going through all the other games, and I'm just like, when I get the four and I that was 2014, I believe Guns of the Patriots came out and that microwave scene was just the most emotional feel. I'm like, bro, I've been, I've been through thick and thin with this guy man, it's my favorite game hero. God damn it, god damn it, we ain't lying, we ain't lying, I'm going come on, no, no, no scene will, no scene will ever touch the microwave. No scene. Come on, snake, we got this one more fucking time slowing down as you were crawling too, and it's showing you scenes of fucking all your comrades holding everything off and they're dying and shit. You got to get there. I'm like come on, snake, one more time. One more fucking time. Let's go. My finger was fucking swollen One more. What? That shit. It's fucking the very end of the game where you wait four hours for the goddamn last minute, the last, yeah, the thing with Big Boss, I literally timed it. It's like four hours credits, kojima, you dog. And then this fucker at the Game Awards After Death Stranding 2, I think I'm gonna go back in the stealth action. Wait a minute, you're fucking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. It needs to come back. You know what? The funniest thing about them announcing the remake for 3? Everyone what Konami makes, games Konami makes games again.
Speaker 1:Wait, hold on. Didn't they just release Silent Hill 2? Yeah, they're just milking, though, even though they are great Silent Hill 2 was great. These motherfuckers just milk. Let's remake our classics. Remake or classics. Konami doesn't make Resident Evil, does it Capcom? Oh, that's Capcom, that's Capcom. The other company that likes to reproduce the same thing. Yeah, let's just give it a different name, but it's the same fucking game.
Speaker 1:I want to say Bethesda too, but it's really only one game. Let's do the same thing. Basically, skyrim and Fallout are the same thing. Basically, skyrim and Fallout are in the same game every time, and the. Thing is At least. Fallout changes up the story. And they at least put you in a different location. Yeah, oy, oy, oy.
Speaker 2:Good times.
Speaker 1:good times Number one, matt, here we go. You're frantic before my pick every time. What do you want from me? You can't help it. And he was talking about a beloved.
Speaker 2:No Metal Gear.
Speaker 1:It was Metal Gear. I should have warned you that was going to be a little bit of a nut hug session. Here we go. So what did I tell you guys before we started? Number one was going to be like a mind fucker. What the fuck this was me. This was an instant joke that came to mind, gets to aggravate, annoy and piss you both off, both of us.
Speaker 2:Yes, not just me.
Speaker 1:Yes, number one is the US government. So I can't pick the Nazis or communism, but you can pick the US government. Yes, as a joke, because my number one's not actually the US government. I was just going to bring it up as a joke. Yeah, I was like going to bring it up as a joke. I was like, wait, there's no way. Had I said Marxist, even Dean would have been like you know what that's okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, Marx.
Speaker 1:My number one is the Galactic Empire. Come on, us government. I mean, I've seen the dark side once. Oh, you know what I want? Some funny-ass shit made about Star Wars spending money where they shouldn't. Oh, now you just made me think of the new meme I just seen. Wait, is this the same picture? There's a picture of Sidious at the desk and Maul behind him. Then it's a picture of Trump with Elon behind him. Oh, fuck, all of us watching the Phantom Menace back in 1999, why does any of this matter? Who gives a shit about a tax? Oh, a taxation of trade routes. George Lucas in February 2025.
Speaker 2:Ha.
Speaker 1:Ha, there are a lot of heavy tariffs that happen Now that I think about it.
Speaker 1:Tariffs From an empire that falls. I don't like that comparison. Uh-huh, I don't. No, I'm not even as big as a Trump fan as he is and that hurts. That hurts Because that just helps the other side's arguments, and I don't like that. In all reality, you can dig up shit and talk. This is where Matt will actually probably agree with a part of this. Both sides are so full of shit sometimes it's not even right. I hate when people I know my views, but I hate when either side gets really uppity about their things. You can debate either side and make them full of shit. I believe either side gives a shit about you anymore. I can understand that. See, I won't. Let's say everything we can to justify anymore. I can understand that. Let's say everything we can to justify to get elected and then, once we're in office, it doesn't matter. The worst thing to me is the fucking it's not really the people's fault, they've been conditioned to do this the vilification of each side. You can't have conversations anymore about shit.
Speaker 1:It's a joke, it's a joke on our list, what Top 10 villain groups? And then you go into talking about the vilification of each side. I'm being honest, you get political with every other shit. Why not? It's sickening. That's why I always tell I will not talk anything. Political people I don't really know like that I won't, just because it's toxic and it's just like. I will give you my opinion on things, but please don't call me a nazi, fascist, this or whatever the fuck words you want to use. Please don't. We can just have a discussion about it. Sickly, oh my, you doing this shit again. I'm just giving the people my heart. Well, the prime example the people on the left call the people on the right fascists. That's their term for us. For them people. People on the right call the left feminists. They got terms. Each side just does nothing but mudsling each other. That's why politics is a joke to me. No thanks.
Speaker 1:No honorable mentions. I've got two, you've got two, go ahead. I'll call out Zaft for Gundam and just to take another shot at Dean. What you going to more with it? No, the Cult of the Absolute. The fuck what?
Speaker 2:Taking another shot. Mach's mocking again.
Speaker 1:No, that's Baldur's Gate 3. The fuck what? Taking another shot? Mox mocking again? No, that's Baldur's Gate 3. Bro, I have a shadow heart at Karlak. Huh, thank you very much. Still didn't register when I said it, dean, so what does that mean?
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no no, because he didn't pay attention to the story. He was just there for the fights. How much it means to him. He just wanted to be there to smash and he didn't even get to smash. He can now, by the way, he's got to get all the way to Campaign, act 3. No, they fixed that. No, didn't they Not really? Oh, oh, they fixed that. No, didn't they Not really? Oh? Then, I play solo too much. I still haven't deleted it. There's too much replay value.
Speaker 2:I've never actually.
Speaker 1:I still cannot play the fucking game the same ever. I make the same fucking decisions and still somehow play it differently. Do you not massacre the flower people? I only did that with you guys, and the fucking clown popped everywhere. It's like goddammit what. I only did that with you guys, and the fucking clown popped everywhere. It's like god damn it. What do we get? See, red lanterns aren't audible.
Speaker 1:Mention Jay kind of gave me that idea, but they Filtrum Empire. What's on that? One Invincible Filtrumites Honeyman. He doesn't even watch it. It's JK Simmons. There's some bias. Hey, here, how about I say this one to you? Witches of Sin oh boy, I also have, even though again, this one changes. Horseman of the Apocalypse from X-Men I've always loved that. The one that people I also have, even though again, this one changes. Horseman of the Apocalypse from X-Men I've always loved that. The one that people. Ten Commandments from Seven Deadly Sins they were all pretty great. The one that a lot of the anime junkies would be would just be appalled. I left off the Akatsuki Notable mention. How often do we even bring up Naruto characters? As far as I'm concerned, I like the Akatsuki Honorable mention.
Speaker 1:How often do we even bring up Naruto characters? As far as our I like the Akatsuki?
Speaker 1:I do, but it's like I'm just saying most anime fans would have me fucking executed for not having the Akatsuki at one. Like bro it's. I like the Akatsuki, but bro not like that. I get it. You love Itachi? I get it. You are madly in love with Itachi? I get it, but I'm not Shit. My favorite Akatsuki member is Obito and Kisame. Jesus Christmas, oh my god, jj would have fucking creamed himself. He'd have been like Phantom Trooper 2? What the fuck? You know? I like the Phantom Trooper JJ. How about this one as an honorable mention out of one of your favorite fucking movies Berserker Armory Berserker.
Speaker 2:Army. Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:Ella's Army.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Another one I almost put in there was uh, the God Hand from Berserk that motherfucker, but I can't even look. I can't look. Was the God Hand from Berserk, that motherfucker, but I can't even look? I can't look. At Griffith's mess in the middle. Bitch, that fucker.
Speaker 1:I always tell people it's like which anime character has gone through it the most and they say some whack-ass name. I'm like bro, it's Guts, it's Guts. Watch the fucking Golden Age movie. Watch what Griffith did to the Band of the Hawk. It's some bullshit, man, holy fuck, this man.
Speaker 1:Griffith did to this day one of the most savage things I've ever seen, jay. He fucked Kafka right in front of guts and he didn't even look at Kafka, he just looked right at guts the whole fucking time. Bro, that's so evil, but you are a farming so in your head he's not fucking Koff, he's doing it to say fuck you to Guts. So he's staring right at him when he doesn't. Guts didn't even do shit for him. But be loyal. Fuck, dude. Sacrificed everything for power, ranted, he had all his tendons cut and he was a shell of a fucking dude. He's like fuck this, I'm selling my soul to these demons. I'm going to be Femto now, bro, it's some shit. It's some shit.
Speaker 1:A lot of people don't appreciate Berserk man. It's some shit. Man. Berserk is the biggest inspiration for one of my favorite games, dark Souls. The whole series is inspired by Berserk Very heavily. Guts' sword's in there, holy shit. And to this day Guts has still not killed any of the god hands. Fuck, oh, actually I do have an honorable mention. I might get him on another tangent.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:You recently introduced me to them. The fuck, the port mafia. That's too new. No, you recently introduced me to them. The fuck, the Port Mafia. That's too new. Come on, you're just throwing them in there. That's too new. Oh, they weren't on my list, okay honorable, it's honorable All right, I was trying to figure out something for soul leveling. But the best villain.
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:Monarchs A lot of them are fucking.
Speaker 1:How about that? Nothing from Ragnarok. Yet there's a group label. It's 41 chapters in. What do you want from me on this? It's a fucking baby leads the group. It's weird as fuck. There's just this lady walking around with a fucking baby and he's ordering everyone around and apparently that's not even the full-on leader, that's just the Apostles of the group, the fucking Random solo leveling bullshit time. Here we go again. Demons. I've read that if the episodes go to like 12 or 13, I'm thinking they're ending the season with Ant King Yep, ant King. I. The season with Ant King Bero yep, ant King.
Speaker 2:That's what people have theorized unless they're going to speedrun, you have to say Ant King instead of Bero.
Speaker 1:Season 3 is going to be the answer he's not named because Jinwoo names him Beru, so it's the guy I mean.
Speaker 1:You can say Beru all you want, it don't really matter. Well, I already named the fucking one, ant King. You know things I don't know. I read something that they said as they didn't do. You know how? I know Because of the trailer, the intro, every time it ends with the Demon King. It's not. They may tease the ants continuously and set it up, but the next episode is going to be him getting his re-ranking after post-Tusk. And you know, everyone is so hyped for that fight and me, having dwelled back in to get all my knowledge right, you do realize that Jinwoo just comes up and aura farms the shit out of the Ant King. He's like holy fuck, I can't beat him, don't kill me, bro. Well, he don't cower, but he's like I can't do shit to you, bro. It's only no diff to shit out of him. Kinda, what'd you say? Kinda? It's not that impressive people. Ant King's like I'm gonna fuck this motherfucker, oh shit people. And King's like I'm gonna fuck this motherfucker, oh shit. He no-diffs pretty much everyone he fights until Andre.
Speaker 1:Then he actually has a challenge and even that's still a no-diff at some point. Yeah, overpowered, overpowered. Always has been, always will be. I just want to get to the fucking people like Beru as a shadow. Just because he's so, just all he does is glaze Jinwoo. That's all he does. And he gets all teeby and shit when he's.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, master, it's. It's like there's let's see if I can get.
Speaker 1:Is that Sad shit? Could've done it. I almost did it. Nah, I didn't do it. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1:You know who has Another really fucking Pop out name what, as far as Villains Group name the evil space aliens, nice, led by Reed of Repulsor and Lord Zed. Pop-out name what, as far as villains group name the Evil Space Aliens, nice, led by Reid of Repulsor and Lord Zedd, oh my. So we're gonna be through episode seven, and seventh is gonna be him getting his best ranking. So then you've got eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, five episodes. You aren't getting there. So then you've got 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 5 episodes. There's no way you're getting through the ants. It was just the fucking person I seen. There's no way you're getting through the ants. When you still have to do the demon king, you may get the tease of the ants. Hell, that might be an interesting way to end the episode or the end of the season. Hell, that might be an interesting way to end the episode or the end of the season. I think about it. Remember how they fully tease the ants? I do not. Actually, we know they're able to fly. Now, that was the thing.
Speaker 1:One flies to the fucking island. That could be the ending scene of the season. One flies to the fucking island. That could be like the ending scene of the season the tease, the third season, that could be it One of the soldier ants actually takes off yeah, that could be the tease and nobody knows where the fuck it came from and it just starts destroying the city. Yeah, that could be the tease for season three. I can't remember if that was in Korea or Japan, that it was.
Speaker 1:It's an island off of Korea. It's the closest island anybody got to. Just because they've been. I almost put I think Matt watches this one, but I almost put Freya Familia from fucking Banmachi in there, but you found it in his villain group. You can for this season. You can or Tarl or a farmer. I was trying to think of a Mushako Tensai thing too, but they don't really have villains. No, not really.
Speaker 1:If I go through Freya, familiar, named characters, but they don't have an organization. Oh, that's why I wouldn't put Freya familiar on there, or Tarl, or a farmer, pogni, or a farmer, even though he's fucking depressed. Who's the elf? Headon Master. Headon Aura Farmer, headon Traitor, fucking. Uh, what? Don't do that bullshit dog. Oh yeah, the Gulliver brothers Negative, aura, negative. I don't like them Fucking four nights.
Speaker 2:Yay Well.
Speaker 1:Do we have anything to add on to that? Not really. We'll figure out our next episode, even though it's probably going to end up being sinners, so we can talk about all the movies we've seen in between now and then. It's kind of funny that our Sinner movie doesn't come out, more so during a sinning date like October or some shit. Yeah, oh yeah. Wait, the Sinners isn't until April. I think it's also in March. Is it in March? I don't know. I think it's still in March. Is it in March? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I have it as April 19th. They delayed it. Oh, they did delay it. I haven't modified it since then. So, fair enough, the King comes first the Monkey and then Nova King. It'll be on Nova King. We're going to have an action comedy, then have an action comedy. Won't last a day. Well, alright, you gonna send us off Dean. Ah God, I don't know what to say. I really don't Talked out A little bit talked out. Got all your villains out the way.
Speaker 2:Oh, like I said, no more demons to let out.
Speaker 1:Unlike the villainous organization we currently live in. So long folks yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh.
