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Marvel's Thunderbolts brings back fun with a powerful message about human connection
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In this episode, we dive deep into "Thunderbolts," the latest addition to the MCU that's bringing a much-needed spark back to the franchise. Marvel has taken the winning formula that made Guardians of the Galaxy and Suicide Squad successful and crafted something that feels both familiar and refreshingly new.
What sets "Thunderbolts" apart is its surprising emotional depth. The film uses Bob Reynolds/Sentry and his alter-ego, the Void, as powerful metaphors for depression and inner demons. This isn't just another superhero slugfest—it's a thoughtful exploration of mental health wrapped in an action-packed package. The moment when the team collectively reaches out to help Sentry battle the Void delivers one of the most powerful messages in recent Marvel films: sometimes all people need is human connection to face their darkest struggles.
Character development shines throughout, breathing new life into previously underutilized figures. Ghost finally gets the expansion she deserves, John Walker shows more dimensions while maintaining his somewhat jerky personality, and Red Guardian absolutely steals every scene he's in. Bucky remains reliably Bucky, which is exactly what fans want. The chemistry between these morally ambiguous characters creates a team dynamic that's endlessly entertaining to watch.
We also discuss the film's clever setup for a new Avengers team through Yelena's character, the striking visual effects of the shadow realm, and how this film compares to other entries in the Marvel universe. For fans who have felt recent MCU projects have been hit-or-miss, "Thunderbolts" represents a return to form that balances entertainment value with meaningful storytelling.
Whether you've already seen the film or are deciding if it's worth your time, join us for a conversation that explores both the surface-level fun and the deeper themes that make "Thunderbolts" stand out in the crowded superhero landscape. From explosive action sequences to quiet moments of vulnerability, we break down why this team of antiheroes might be exactly what the MCU needed.
Hello everyone, welcome to the Nightfallsville podcast. Thunderbolts Review Edition. Finally, a good MCU movie again. Boys, we're back. It's the first step. Oh, damn it. Hey, shout out to the next MCU movie, yay.
Speaker 1:I now firmly believe that the only reason they cast Reed Richards is because they're doing the baby, oh, no, magic child, son of a bitch, uh huh, it's gotta be the thing that Spoilers Pedro. Every time you listen to us spoilers. That's why you cast Pedro Pascal with magic children. I don't know this is. They took the guardians and suicide squad formula and made a good movie. Whether it was as good or better or worse, whatever, that's subjective, but they used that formula.
Speaker 1:I like the characters for the most part, except Taskmaster, who you won't have to deal with anymore At all. I already gave the. So we're good. You have to deal with probably five, six minutes of Taskmaster and you never have to deal with Taskmaster again. At least the terrible fucking MCU one. Sorry, it's terrible, fucking terrible. How, how, headshot to the Dead. Then they just start robbing her.
Speaker 1:Do you guys have any respect? What she wouldn't want me to have? This, what they did, what everybody does on video games. Yeah, loop for corks. Don't do that to your abuela. Oh God, we learned that the hard way in Rosario. Oh God, hmm, what'd you get stuck in? No, I didn't get stuck in thought. No, I didn't get stuck in thought.
Speaker 1:Everyone's so quiet, why am I the only one yapping? Well, I have to make sure I have this actually written down so I can participate. I can do it off the dome for the top ten. Oh, oh, okay, okay, okay. I respond every time you say something. I hate it. Oh, it was quiet. Hey, what's her name? What's her name? Fucking Fontaine? I fucking hate that bitch. I hate you. I wish they should have killed you at the end, but you made them the Avengers. Oh, don't get me, that's our Avengers team. I mean not by cut, that's their sleight of hand. Oh yeah, we'll give you the new Avengers. Here you go. You want it so bad? Here you go, everyone, what that's the new Avengers?
Speaker 1:I love how they meme themselves in the movie too. Yeah, walker riding his fucking taco horse. That was the thing I think worked. Is there ever People say no? But even Ghost was at least likable. They at least expanded her a little bit, because you didn't give a fuck about her. What the fuck was she in the second Ant-Man, nobody gave a fuck. Now it's like hey, here's Ghost and she's cool and she does stuff, oh alright.
Speaker 1:And I thought John Walker was a dick and fucking. He still is a dick, but in fucking Falcon, winter Soldier, but he had likable moments. He was a little tiny bit, very little redeemed in this movie. I guess you want to say he's always going to be a dick, you kind of got to keep that. That's just his character. I think you got to keep that. Uh, he's always going to be a dick. You kind of got to keep that. That's just his character. I think you got to keep that. Bucky's Bucky. Bucky didn't change Bucky, there's nothing. I love how they were changing. Yeah, we're getting saved by the Winter Soldier, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Walker caught me every time he said oh shit, when they were getting saved. Oh shit, ugh. Then, yes, red Guardian steals every scene, especially when they're sitting in the desert and he pulls off honking a horn Don't go, don't go. You're only a day late. Still questioning how he got to Oklahoma in a day. How about a night? That bitch went fast. That bitch got up to 56. I don't exactly know where he came from either. Washington DC? Yeah, baltimore. Ain't you in Baltimore. No, baltimore's, down that block. That's where he dropped Dave Fontaine off, yeah, which was post the Congress meeting. So Washington slashed he and he got there and he got to Oklahoma in a night In that car that was on the red car, in that car.
Speaker 1:That was in that car that was topping out at like 56 miles an hour, except the second, captain America. What was the slogan on his fucking limo? That I said was like well, this is describing the movie right here Keep you entertained for the night, saving you from a boring night. Yeah, that just described the movie. Oh God, who's a dad man? Come on, describe the movie, because the movie saved you, it solidifies itself. God, who's a dad bag? Come on, describe them for me, because the movie saved you. It solidifies itself in a top 10. Somebody that's gonna For somebody's top 10, for what our top 10 topic is.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised how I was going to say Sopranos. For some reason I was Sopranos. It was in New York. I was just surprised how they took the, because the whole movie was kind of a metaphor for battle and oppression. Yeah, that was the movie. I don't like what that movie did for me.
Speaker 1:It gave me hope for Hulk, because if they could do that with Sentry, yeah, the problem is your Hulk is too far gone until they reboot. He's too far gone and his son is going to be no better. His son is going to be worse because he doesn't know Earth. For fuck's sakes. Look at his cousin. This is my son life of sons. He likes Sentry's arcs. I didn't think I'd like Sentry that much, but I he likes Sentry's arcs. I didn't think I'd like Sentry that much, but I did like Sentry's arc.
Speaker 1:Like I said, I'm not a big fan of the look, but the character's fine. But his suit, when he had the blind, that was like there's Sentry. Are you talking about Sentry himself or the Void? I've never actually seen the Void in a comic, so I don't know where to contrast that. That was that. Except he's supposed to have glowing yellow eyes usually and it was white in the movie. Basically, yeah, just white pupils. Because I was waiting like where's the gold in the flowing blonde hair? He was a shadow. They dyed it, dean, they dyed it. I know they dyed it. They said it about five fucking times, but I'm like there it is, there's the blonde hair. It's a little far when they're already designing the super suit for the character when they didn't even have a living test subject as of yet. Yeah, she had everything in mind that she wanted. I'm surprised she didn't get blue contacts.
Speaker 1:Where are they going to use Sentry? Again, though I can't understand World War Hulk. Oh, though it's like I can't use him. Yeah, world War Hulk. Oh God, you know. I wondered why they brought him in. That's the old, you know. You can't use him anywhere else. He said it in a movie. I'm sorry, you can't get the Sentry without getting the Void. Who's the only other fucking person to bring out the Void? And aside from the Thunderbolts right now, live, okay, they're all going to die. Low-key World War Hulk with Sentry Fighting would be cool. You want to know what'll make me think Hulk that fight? There you go. Give me that. No, because then he'll take him out with the satellite. Hit the satellite. Hulk and Sentry were getting back up to fight some more Destroy shit and the satellite took out the Hulk. Send that satellite in. That's how comic ended.
Speaker 1:Yep, and a very lame ending to a pretty solid Hulk story. Actually, that's probably my favorite. I don't really need it and I already told you we're not gonna get it because Hulk's friends are not his friends, they're Thor's buddies. Hey, meek, damn it, fucking Korg. Fucking Meek is trans. Hopefully he's still alive, meek. He'll be wearing a fucking business suit or he has a baby on the way. Oh yeah, the rock. Oh no, he named it Dwayne, or was his partner's name Dwayne? I do not remember that about his people. But whatever, I don't do this. I only had one gripe with the movie with Thunderbolts. But whatever Taika just said, we'll do this. I only had one gripe with the movie With Thunderbolts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, so Bucky destroys the limo, highs all of them up, doesn't believe anything. They're saying until he gets the phone call. Are you wondering how he got them to the secluded gas station? No, saying until he gets the phone call. Are you wondering how he got him to the secluded gas station? No, until he gets the phone call, and the first people he's going to trust. Versus calling Sam is the idiots in the room. To be fair, that is a very Bucky thing to hear Out of all of his appearances. Versus calling Captain America who just helped stop Red Hulk.
Speaker 1:Why they kept low-blowing John Walker with the dollar store cap jokes had me like he took it to fucking heart. Look how he treated his son and wife. Because of it, I'm gone. You watch him, neat, I am watching him. He's right here. He's right here. That's very I'm like. I'm watching him. You know a lot of new dads play video games Baby here, but at least the baby's entertained by the flashing movements in front of him. This baby is walking around the crib crying Wee. Are you watching him? Yes, yes, I'm watching him. He's right here, side-eyeing the baby. He's there. I mean, they could have done much worse for his backstory. Like I said, the metaphor of depression and inner demons was just so obnoxiously there. I'm like all my reviewers were right.
Speaker 1:The villain in this movie is depression. I'm like they were right. It fits. It is the century Out of every appearance. You've seen him in comics. What was his main thing? Depression becomes powerful. It is oh, I got a joke Versus turning the void into what we knew as a void. They turned him into a heartless. Yeah, asshole, what did you do? That's not me. That's not me. That's not me. That's not me.
Speaker 1:We have Kingdom Hearts 4 on the way and Disney still owns the property rights. What is Marvel now? A Disney property? It was Disney property when they were doing 3. But now we literally have a live action Heartless. Before we had, was Jack Sparrow somehow turning into a video game character. That was the only live action in the Kingdom Hearts universe.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I can say it. For a while I actually did like the Sentry's character. I did too. I did too Bob, the new Avengers and Bob will return. And Bob, hi Bob. That was Like I said, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1:Marvel actually was like let's do a metaphor for depression and all that shit. I was like, oh, there you go, marvel. That's better when you try to interweave some fucking shit in there Good metaphors and the inner demon stuff would void. I'm like I was just beating himself to death. You can't say you didn't feel it. What you can't say you didn't feel that movie. It made you think about yourself a little bit. It's like, hey, goddammit, calling all of America out here. Okay, I don't know who wrote that script, but they were dealing with something. No, the powerful, that was a powerful. I don't care. That was a good moment when they all broke free and grabbed Void. I'm like that is what humans don't understand, right there, that is sometimes all people need.
Speaker 1:It just popped into my head what you know who belonged to that movie? What? Garland the Witch, her and her crush died. It's the same fucking thing, void, except her void. People actually died. They didn't just go into shadowness, they went to shadow realm. I meant to joke earlier. I meant to joke earlier. If this were actually Yu-Gi-Oh shadow realm means you actually died. The Shadow Realm I made the joke earlier. If this were actually Yu-Gi-Oh Shadow Realm means you actually died Unless you're in a cartoon, then Shadow Realm's just a joke. Yep, add a shoe to the Shadow Realm. Okay, hang on, I'll get out of here eventually.
Speaker 1:Two episodes later, yuks, hey, yuks, hey, you go build that sexy lady dragon deck of yours. Hey, yooks, look at my cards. Yooks, oh, good times. I really don't have much to say about the movie. No, no, I really don't. Just had a fun ride and you're like, oh, yay, alright, there's not much. There really isn't. It was a good movie, but we talked about the metaphor for depression and the characters. That's about the biggest stuff. It don't really have much ramifications. I mean, the only character that we can talk about really is Bob. Yeah, that's the only new thing, big thing they introduced.
Speaker 1:And while I do want to know what Spider-Man was doing when everyone was getting put in a shadow race? What was Bear Fisk doing too? I'm kind of wondering why does Manhattan suffer so many blackouts and nobody's done a thing about it? Poor Peter is reliving the night. Uncle Ben died Son of a bitch or Aunt May MCU standards because Uncle Ben barely exists. Well, he had to suffer both of their deaths.
Speaker 1:I'm going to look it up for hilarious purposes, what You're leaving us hanging. I don't know what he's looking up. I thought of Defe. He's looking up how to defeat the Justice League. He's got a Batman shirt on now. How to defeat the Justice League? Yep, what, oh God, he discovered something. Something was discovered 20 hours. Oh boy, this is the lifetime for Baltimore. That's all you're saying. You could do it in a day, not in the night, not in the night. Sun was down when he left Baltimore and the sun was up. Elena did comment on he looks like he had no sleep, so he was driving all night and we don't know what time it is. And then they got all the way back in the night, because when Bucky got him, he got him all the way.
Speaker 1:He, probably off-screen, called in Sam for like a favor or something. He got him out of there or something, I don't know, but he won't call him for help. I need a favor. Well, that's the kind of what the fuck anyone wants or how anyone will be pleased with that, because we always make these comments of what was so and so doing during that. What was so and so doing during that.
Speaker 1:I don't know what we expect all the New York superheroes currently, to be fair, there wasn't a lot of time where there was chaos for that anything to have happened. Yeah, so we'll give him that. It's like what the? There wasn't a lot of time where there was chaos or anything to have happened. Yeah, so we'll give him that. It's like what the fuck that new Avengers tease was so kind of bogus, in a way like what the fuck it's going to be on Sam's team? It's going to be all the kids, because that's all we have left, because we don't know where Doctor Strange is. Marvel's not on world. He's traveling universes with his new boo. Yeah, so it's like, unless he's going to bring in Wong? Oh, he would bring in Wong. Yeah, because he is currently the Sorcerer Supreme Dean's favorite woman.
Speaker 1:Huh, what's her name? That's hanging out with woman? Huh, madison, or, oh god, whatever fuck her name was Madison, I think. I don't remember. I can't remember. It's been that long since fucking She-Hulk, oh gosh, the only thing Dean remembers about She-Hulk is the twerk. The only thing I remember is the end. You know, yeah, jesus Christ, meet my son, fuck you. End. Yeah, don't miss it, jesus Christ, meet my son, fuck you. We got Spider-Man still. Actually, no, that is the one character nobody knows what they're doing with. No one knows, no one even guesses what they're doing with him.
Speaker 1:I got Marvel News we can talk about. We gotta wait until after the movie talk it we can talk about. We've got to wait until after the movie talk it's about done. I would just oh, we've got to talk about the Fantastic Four ship. At the end I said that Sort of you just didn't leave it.
Speaker 1:Fantastic, fantastic, my fucking jingle man. It's going to be in your head the entire fucking movie. They said it in my head when I seen the fucking. That's what he did. Elon Musk, your autism's getting to you again. No wonder he likes the accountant. Oh, my god, I just can't. The guy kind of said I was too tired to see that that weekend. We'll have time At some point. But uh, oh yeah, that stupid ass jingle is gonna be that whole fucking movie. Is that the only fucking Marvel movie that has like a jingle? Fantastic, what the fuck? But to be fair, that means the ship the end credits scene for the ship kind of ruins. Be fair, that means the ship the end credits scene for the ship kind of ruins what you're doing with the movie. Yeah, they dip at the end of the movie or some shit. That's kind of what that means.
Speaker 1:They have to leave their Earth and if they're not going to show it in the movie or the whole reason for their cosmic powers is because they cross boundaries. Like he said in the trailer, possibly you know the whole cosmic. So then before they come back and do their movie and then you know how they're crossing boundaries in the end credit scene that's them in their spaceship that they return Earth in in their movie. Hmm, I see what you're saying. It's not that hard to wrap around. There's a lot of science. It's science what I asked you and you said no, it didn't sound like you were asking me that. So it's like you're saying that's how they get their powers and they go back and then they have their movie and then Doomsday happens. Yes, hey, it's a very Marvel thing to do.
Speaker 1:I don't think Disney's that smart Feige is what the Russo brothers would do. I just they somehow throw two and two together like that. I don't think they can throw two things together and have it make sense anymore. No, I think that's why we got two Avengers teams going. That's going to be a very interesting movie at at at fantastic for us. It's going to be an interesting movie. I'm actually really looking forward to it. Thanks to that, I'm a science geek, so I just love that kind of shit.
Speaker 1:Cross boundaries. I'm still a bit iffy. The only thing that's not sitting with me is Doom is supposed to show up in that movie, isn't he? Post-credits scene? And, based off of what they've told us now in this trailer most recent trailer is one of the end-credits scenes also is going to be either Sue Storm having the kid or them getting thrown into another universe. That's what one of the credits is going to be.
Speaker 1:You're just, I got a shift in time where. Why am I forgetting his fucking kid's name, franklin? Franklin is like four years old and controlling Galactus. I just, I don't know. I hope it's good, but we're gonna see, we're gonna see. Well, it's not like they're gonna give us God Doom Not yet. Oh, we're supposed to be getting Battleworld. It's not like they're going to give us God Doom Not yet. Oh, we're supposed to be getting Battleworld though. Oh, that was my comment. I just boom is in my upper echelon of just villains for comics. You don't think you're going to get the aura from it. I'm just going to sit there like there's no aura. Boom, robert Downey Jr Could have called Killing Murphy, but no, I'm still on that.
Speaker 1:He's very butthurt I am. I wanted my Killing Murphy. I don't want Robert Downey Jr again. He takes off the rear. Everybody in that stupid hall at Tomatown was cheering for it, and there's a lot of people at home watching like, oh, I don't want Robert Downey Jr's Doom.
Speaker 1:No, he had the perfect death scene. Bring him back. We understand the variants. Bring him back as Doom. You're wasting a storyline doing that, almost wasting Doom too, like this is Doom. Bring in the right Doom before you bring in a variant Doom. Yeah, you know what Disney figured out. If they don't explain anything, you don't have to worry about it. We kind of got that in this movie too, didn't we? We just rolled the less we have to explain. They learned if we laugh, we don't care. Uh-huh, fuck Gotta. Stop that. He's a bigger problem than you. Stop that, alexi. Yeah, sure, a hundred months, a hundred months, let's see.
Speaker 1:Fantastic Four gave a reason behind the name and it still became a joke. Fantastic Four, then I think it's Avengers, doomsday. What the fuck is that little star next to? Because nobody knows. That's why that was there. Yeah, jesus, yeah, I mean every trailer they sent out Thunderbolts and then AstroPositive. Why the fuck would you put AstroPositive next to it? Now we know. Because it's not actually their name, because they just became the Avengers at the end of the movie Thunderbolts. Fantastic Four First Steps is after Thunderbolts. Avengers, avengers, doomsday, spider-man Brand New Day. Let's sandwich that in between.
Speaker 1:Avengers, secret Wars and the movie. Doomsday is just starting to film. You need Venom before you can get Secret Wars. We'll see what they're doing. We're going to do Venom on Secret Wars and make Dean a very happy boy. Secret Wars They're're gonna bring all the Peters back again. I'm almost guaranteeing that. I hope you're doing it, peter. I hope he's gonna be older. He better be a little grey shit.
Speaker 1:Yes, hbo's the Last of Us, season 2 ratings and viewership numbers plummet following Joel's dead. Joel's dad don't care, they at least did it with a golf club, right? Yeah, kinda, she beat him with a golf club for a bit, then she stabbed him in the neck with a fucking shaft of the golf club. What have people been telling you? That you don't have to follow the game's story completely? Yeah, now let's see how the TV Let me know how the TV show does. It's like do you feel sorry for Abby? I never will. She died, burn her with holy fire, lost cause Don't care. Cause don't care. We don't kill Joel. No, hold on. So this show is trying to give you Abby's backstory and make you feel sorry for her. It's the same thing. They're not.
Speaker 1:I don't give a on the video game. You can just like skip past that shit if you don't care about somebody, but the show you have to actually watch it. Sometimes you don't care, you don't kill surrogate dad with golf club. That's terrible fuck. And like oh my god, their whole fucking crew unlikable again. Fucking, there go, man, he's spitting on joel's body. Pendejo, you're gonna get no scoped in a few episodes. Shut up, manny. Oh, you're so hoping they do it that way, don't? Oh, no, I want my fucking tommy crash out and fucking um in seattle. That's the episode that we all want.
Speaker 1:I looked at all the comments. We didn't see it in the game much, but I want an episode of Tommy just killing motherfuckers in Seattle for an whole episode. Just give me that. Give me that, please. Just give me that, please. Even Matt said yeah, tell me. If that happens, I'll be curious. Are you not actually watching?
Speaker 1:I don't own HBO. I watched the last one because he put it locked into his account. He's right, I cut it when you were waiting for me, so I don't have it downloaded on PS5. I don't know if HBO does that bullshit where I can't log in somewhere else. No, hbo doesn't. Oh, hbo don't do that shit. That bullshit where I can't log in somewhere else no, hbo doesn't. Oh, hbo don't do that shit. No, they're not Nazis like Netflix. Sorry, netflix, I don't care, they make their money either way. Eric WB's kind of weird, haven't you noticed? We don't care if we lose money, we'll just write it off. Write it off. Tax write off. Sorry, batgirl, I still want to see that movie.
Speaker 1:I want to see how bad it is. I want to see how bad that movie is. See, it's just for Brandon Fraser. I want to see how bad that movie is. It's bad as fuck.
Speaker 1:Latest Avengers Doomsday set leak seemingly reveals that Iron Fist variant will be in the movie. Oh good Christ, are we getting the Chinese guy, his replacement, the one that's in the fucking Rivals game? If they get some rival character design variants, I'm in. You just want the females. You're already not going to get that. Look at Fantastic Four. Yeah, they fucking jipped me on Suke. They already jipped me. You're definitely not getting your dominatrix. Oh shit, that's terrible.
Speaker 1:Evan Feige is reportedly leading an effort to ensure future Marvel Studios projects do not require audiences to acquire knowledge of the MCU. Oh my. So make everything bullshit, just tape it together. Did you see the Jeremy Renner thing? I can't believe they did that to him. No, they offered him like is that the one where they offered him like half his salary from the first season or something, and he said no. To be fair, I didn't see the comment on this part. If he was less in the show, sure, but if there's an argument there, but if they're having him be the same level of role from season 1 to season 2, then yes, it's bad, he was still going to be the same level of role from season one to season two, then yes, it's bad. You're still going to be the mentor? Yeah, but you can do that via the phone more than you can do it.
Speaker 1:It'll be very refreshing seeing Haley Steinfeld as Kate Bishop again and not talking about how hard she got fucked. It'll be nice seeing her back in a nice chill role again. Are you trying to kill Matt? No, I literally just thought of that. Oh, we ain't gonna have. You're thinking of her drilling into your mouth. I'm sorry, that's gonna live in my head forever. I'm used to. There's Kate Bishop, just so you know. No, he's talking about getting. If you're being Hawkeye and drilling into your mouth, she won't miss. I just Just threw me off, I'm used to. Oh, there's Haley Steinfeld, kate Bishop yeah, we're lucky to pizza dog. And she's talking about getting her pussy ate and fucking, getting fucked hard. What the fuck? That was funny, great movie, right? Good point. I don't think about that one enough.
Speaker 1:So in Civil War, you know how during the fight, vision shoots his blast at Falcon and accidentally hits War Machine. Yeah, so if Vision had hit Sam, sam would have died. He's Captain America Because nobody caught War Machine after he hit him. Who was going to catch Sam? And he wasn't in a full suit, no, he was in his proto suit. Yeah, vision was trying to kill Sam. He didn't have animantium yet, or not? Animantium vibranium. The Noah Helm incursion is the same one Clea mentions in Multiverse of Madness. It's a thought huh. Well, you know people are.
Speaker 1:Wolverine is reportedly going to kill someone in the next Avengers movie. That's from MCU films. He tries to kill Thaddeus Ross and he turns into the Hulk again and then we have a Hulk vs Wolverine. I'm doing it to myself now. You can see it happening, don't you? Instead of getting the actual Hulk vs Wolverine, we're going to get the Red Hulk vs Wolverine.
Speaker 1:I, I, we went quiet. Why? What's going on? I'm still looking for news. I still want to know what they're going to do with fucking Spider-Man's movie. I still have no idea if it's multiversal, extravaganza or street level. I have no idea. I feel half and half. I have no idea. You're going to start out street level for the first half hour and then you're going to go multiversal. Here we go. Everything's just going to go away from Peter and he's not going to be able to handle it. No Way Home spoiled me. It has spoiled me to the point where I'm just like where's Toby and Andrew? Are they back? Yet You're one of the fans that are ruining Spider-Man. No, I'm not. I want the boys back. That was the group, that was the squad Boys, sort of. You didn't get Rhino, he was just a clown. Galactus, rhino's a clown, oh, in the movie. Yeah, that fucking.
Speaker 1:Chris Evans rumored to be reprising his role as Captain America. That's Hydra, possibly as Captain Hydra in Doomsday. Hey, you imagine a theater if Chris Evans goes? Hell, hydra Again. They want him to Say it out loud versus a whisper. Say it out loud Hell, hydra, the fuck. Uh, oh, what the fuck? Um, elizabeth Olsen keeps saying she's done. I don't think.
Speaker 1:I don't know if we'll ever see Scarlet Witch again. She keeps saying she's done. She knows how much they fucked her character uh, across two different in the show. There's always a chance the show did decent enough for her character, however, multiverse of Madness, that one flipped it on its head. That got rid of everything that they built with her. There's always a chance you see Scarlet again. They could always find some way to bring Black Widow back at some point on him. There's always a way for that. She's never said anything, or maybe I don't know. I was more happy that they got the same kid that Yelena was from Black Widow to be the kid in the flashbacks. My brain's kind of going dead here, trying to think of when's the last time America Chavez was mentioned Multiverse of Madness.
Speaker 1:She wasn't even going to be a part of the Young Avengers team. Huh, I didn't see her name card or anything. We don't know who she was. The only ones that we knew were in the Young Avengers were Miss Marvel, kk Bishop and maybe Cassie Lang. Those were the only ones kind of teased. Eh, that's why we discussed that before. You're going to go all female on us. We don't really have a problem with you.
Speaker 1:Well, right now, the only boys available are gay. Don't you do that? Oh yeah, hi, wiccan. Yeah, wiccan's gay. I accept him being gay Because he is gay in the comics. Well, I'm not arguing. I don't know if they're going to do Hulkling. Yeah, sure, please. So right now, he's the only candidate to be the only boy on Young Avengers. Give us a scroll that actually does something. They're just gonna ignore it. They are gonna fucking ignore it. I was you were thinking. Scar is what I was. Yes, I was. Don't fucking do that. Oh God, oh my God, I mean, they couldn't do it.
Speaker 1:If they're going to swap him for Oakland, I'm just telling you what could happen. I would cry. I'd be crying in that theater when he fucking starts punching us I'm not even saying I have any proof of that I'd be crying. I'm not paying for that movie. I'd be crying. But when I watch the movie we know we paying for that movie. I'd be crying. But when I meet you next time we're gonna.
Speaker 1:Secret Wars Star just introduces his boyfriend. He's gonna start making out and Jade'll be like, fuck, I'd be dead. I might not make it out of that theater because I'd be dead Ripping the fucking screen down. No, I'd die too, because then Jade'd kill me, because I'd be dead. Just chase, I'm supposed to be in the fucking screen now. No, I'm supposed to. No, I'd die too, because then Jade killed me because I couldn't resist the comment hey, what do you mean? People are going to love Paul now, he's an LGBTQ icon. Then he just no, no, just remind us that he's not driving to the movie, then I don't care what you do with him. No, when I say that, when I say that line I'm going to be, he's going to be Homer, that's what it's going to look like. So if he kills you, I don't want you to. I do do that a little too well. Yeah, so we're not letting him drive To that movie, because if you do kill him, we need to still go home kill him. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I guarantee he knows I do that a little too well.
Speaker 1:You went dark there for a second, but I appreciate it. We were just talking about depression. The voice I got one, but I appreciate it. Hey, we were just talking about depression. The voice I got one. I listened to that movie. I heard it. I'll keep you around, my friend, you'll be the light. Yeah, just don't turn me into a fucking shadow. Don't turn me into a Hiroshima. That was fucked up. Fuck you.
Speaker 1:Instagram, instagram, oh my god. My problem is they used that as the inspiration. Are you serious? The comics do the same fucking thing. Why'd you have to say Hiroshima? Why you gotta do them like that? Okay, nagasaki, I didn't say Hiroshima.
Speaker 1:God, oh my god. It can't be any worse than me calling Watanabe Toshi in the car. Toshi, that's because of your entertainment. God's in the van Calling out for something. I mean, I left Japan for this shit. I left Japan to get away from this shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, you want to, don't lie In from it. Oh, you want to don't lie in your head. You wanted to hear that somewhere. What'd you do? Now, very true, avengers had 100% power. It's not wrong. Yeah, that is you. Imagine that team fighting the next alien threat? Oh god, super soldiers on that team. Only .1% of that power. God save us. Oh, my god, that's our last line of defense against fucking. Oh god, mark Spector, robert, bob Reynolds, severe mental illness because of an abusive parent that's been a heavy theme lately for characters, hasn't
Speaker 1:it? Mm-mm, trauma, fucking trauma, couldn't you all? Are they ever gonna greenlight trauma? Pretty cool. Are they ever gonna greenlight fucking Moon Knight Season 2? Who knows, when you order a shield from Uganda instead of Wakanda? Oh, topless. Oh, there you go, d what? That's what I said. It's on Yep, you'll never have to deal with that again. No, oh no, wow,
Speaker 1:wow. Now might be a good time to get moody. That's my secret cap. I'm always depressed. What, woo? This movie will speak to people on levels you do not understand. I could be super powerful. My depression is a superpower. Guess what? It's gonna make big money after
Speaker 1:this. Great yelena. When taskmaster dies yes, very sad. Anyway, yes, yes, except for Tilehook Goodbye. Yeah, she had a bad childhood. Marvel's like okay, we need to get this Taskmaster out of here right now. Bam, can you imagine that? Poor actress, I feel bad, probably like oh, I get to be Taskmaster again. Cool Comes in the shoot, you're dead. You can go home. Huh, you're done. Your role is done, you're dead. I wonder how many people get that in their contract. We can kill you off at any time, Huh. By the way, I noticed when we were doing free comic book. Today there's multiple issues of Godzilla versus a City. Yes, I have the one vs Chicago. I have the new start of Godzilla vs
Speaker 1:Marvel. So far, I only have Fantastic Four, hulk and Spider-Man. I haven't read the Spider-Man one yet. The Hulk one is very fucking interesting because it's going to be a multi-parter. I'll have the Spider-Man. I haven't read the Spider-Man one yet. The Hulk one is very fucking interesting Because it's going to be a multi-parter. I have the Spider-Man one too, only because it was given to me. What the fuck Are you going to read it? Maybe you want to see how Spider-Man fares against Godzilla, he's
Speaker 1:fine. The Enigma Force will come back. That's completely. That's all, completely possible. That's all for Dean, but I don't think he wants to think about that. No, what is it? Why do I want to ruin myself? But I'll think about it. Oh hell, no, no, you gotta read that one aloud. Read it
Speaker 1:aloud. I just found a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it. She's a superhero. Oops, in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it. She's a superhero. Is it all black or is it multicolored, themed? Either way, you're still a part of that
Speaker 1:community. Oh my god, I don't know if we mentioned the last fucking. It probably was mentioned. But are you sad the Blade movies officially just got canned? I think we've mentioned it. We probably have, but it's Marvel, so I don't give a fuck. I told him that the entire Blade trilogy was on sale for $14.99 and he bought it at Walmart. Was that, hey, deadpool and Wolverine? Was that, hey, deadpool and Wolverine? How long is that line going to live in history? Now, fucking, there's only ever going to be one way. I don't know just as long as he's going to do this, until he's 90. It's an ongoing joke at work. One thing, the most fascinating thing to me about Avengers Doomsday, is that they're bringing back the X-Men, the classic X-Men from the early 2000s and shit, that's cool. That's them. No, they're bringing them back. The only one I didn't see was Halle Berry, and I'm like, oh for God's sakes, if they're bringing them back, they're bringing her back too. 're bringing her back too. Stop speculating in no storm. Seriously, why are people still living in New York City? Avengers 1, avengers, affinity War, spider-man, far From Home, no Way Home, and now this movie Don't forget Daredevil. That's by far the lesser of the five, mayor Fisk. They have now suffered two blackouts that I know of, and that second one was an extreme blackout. That's a whole new term on blackout. Can you imagine getting drunk in your apartment and all of a sudden you blackout? Oh no, I'm reliving my depressing life. Son of a bitch, that's alcohol. Holy fuck, that's that Elena scene. Yeah, drink this Drink, drink away your depression, god, there was so much to that story. That's what I said. I was like my, my god. They're just. Humans must love each other. You know what's sad, though? We didn't get to see anyone else's journey. This is true technically, technically, technically, when they did that big hug at the end and calm down century and shit, come bob down and made them all better again and shit. I was like that is kind of a friendship power-up. What the fuck? That was kind of a friendship power-up, yeah, but you're not going to get any women. So I'm just saying Mashima probably wrote that scene. I guarantee you he wrote that scene. Friendship power-up, yeah. But I saw no Mashima women and one of them had a metal ass. She probably caked up under that. I don't give a damn. At the doctor's waiting room. And this old guy just picked up the TV clicker. What? Guardians of the Galaxy 2 on demand, wild move, can't wait to be old In the doctor's waiting room. Just another thought yeah, doctor, why not a bill for Dargan's volume? This old guy bought it. Well, it can't be any worse than that one meme I've seen where I was like this is you on your deathbed? There's a fucking stripper doing a fucking twerk over you. That's how I'd want to go out. I'd be attached to so many machines. I don't care, I get to get her in there. You're actually throwing dollar bills too. It's like where the fuck do you get that money from, dude? Well, I'm attached to life support. Would you ask the stripper to bring her own money in and throw it at her? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to throw it at you. That that's your Make-A-Wish. That's my Make-A-Wish. Oh god, my Make-A-Wish should be bad. Holy fuck, I'm bad for that foundation. I can't. I'm a grown-ass man. I couldn't even have a Make-A-Wish. Shit, fuck, that'd be. Go by your young spirit. John Cena don't do Make-A-Wish no more. He hates the kids. He says fuck them kids. John Cena's not a bad guy. That's just his current arc. Watch him still do make a wish in the background. Plus, he can't do that via contract because he's a heel right now. Oh fuck, he can't even take care of Dom's son. Your plan is now marked for death. Can we ask why? Because Galactus is tired of seeing pedro, pascal and everything he wants you. It's still a great one. Hey, then he should watch the last of us. Oh, you know, I watched somebody tear that scene apart and I'm not going to lie. It does make sense. Someone was like. You know, there's a problem with Joel's death. Joel is a scavenger with years and years of experience in the post-apocalyptic world. Did they actually age people up? Yeah, yeah, pager's got like gray hair and they made Joel look older. Okay, bella Ramsey looks like Bella Ramsey, so that's not going to change. You're not going to change. I've seen a meme where they want her to play the live action Buzz Lightyear. They are doing that girl so wrong just because she looks different. Oh, my god, I'm like what did you do? What did she do? I don't know. She plays Ellie pretty good. I told you, hbo did it to themselves when they cast Caitlin Dpper to be fucking Abby and she was one of the top fan castings for it. It's like they're doing this to themselves. They're writing my God, I looked at that and I just I had to shut my phone off because I was like that's just wrong. No, yeah, what Huh you have to? What Huh? Fucking internet. I made a Latina superhero. Her power is crossing borders Undefeated. You know what's sad about that? Look up when her actual comic character came out Ugh. And then her name before she was called America Chavez. It gets worse. Always does, it always does. Alright, do we have any more news? I don't know if we have any more Marvel news. I don't mind the memes. I mean the only one that I hate much the written draft, for whatever they're doing with X-Men currently has Mr Sinister as the villain? Hey, something's up. That's all we have for any context for anything else. Does that mean our story's gonna center around the fucking Summers team? Yeah, or the family? We don't have anybody cast as the X-Men, yeah, it doesn't matter. Oh, come on, we're bringing back the original Scott. That's fucking. You know what's gonna to make me laugh. If on his keychain is a little Sonic, that would be fun. Or a donut. Ryan found a DC-Sega crossover. Huh, there's a DC-Sega crossover comic that we found. He bought the first two issues. Oh, the Sonic the Hedgehog Justice League thing yeah, I am behind on it because apparently there's already five of them out. We only found two. Yeah, I didn't see a single one yet. We saw the first two issues running out. I was going to end up asking Lost World if they can order them for me. Issue one literally just has Sonic in a Flash costume. Oh, good, lord On the cover. Yeah, as the alternative cover. Yeah, okay, I thought you were going to say in the comic itself, like what the second one just has Darkseid holding the Power Crystal. Did you call him Darkseid? Yeah, that's how it's spelled it is. I want to flip around the E and the B hey, I mean he would, why he doesn't have to worry about ED. No, no, that I don't, because he has a. I can be just having random thoughts at work and next thing I know, bro, calm the fuck down, I'm at work. So no, that's not. It's like he disappears to the bathroom. So let me see the picture on the bathroom. Well, I'm sorry, discord, because you can't do it on Amino anymore. It was going to be a shorter episode. I literally had nothing to say for the Well again. Not that it's a bad movie, but it don't really do much for the overall MCU shit. No, the only thing that did it was the end credit scene. I'm talking the last end credit scene, not the end credit scene where we see Dean trying to sell Wheaties. I'm the guy on the box. I don't know if that was you trying to flirt or just trying to say hey, I'm famous, I'm the guy on a box. Guys, don't go, it's a trap. And you want Ballet to bring through that speech in the next D&D? I can't, I'm not with you guys. Inspiration speech yes, we are a team, we're heroes. Jj would have some dumbass comment to say and ruin it like a fucker. We're going to backtrack a little bit, probably. Yeah, he'd be Bob Bob. We are going to have to backtrack for D&D a little bit, because we didn't technically do the roleplay of you guys waking up and all of a sudden there's shattered egg pieces around you, shattered. It's shattered egg pieces around you, shattered. Hey, it's not us who made you push through that. No, I wanted to do that. He wanted to do the introductions. I wanted Ryan to feel his misery. I love the look on his face Uh-huh. His jaw just kept dropping like no, uh-huh, and he's not going to have a hard time with it. Well, no, uh-huh, and he's not gonna have a hard time with it. Well, yeah, because his current character literally breaks his old character. What am I gonna do? You can't even look up what the hell to face the brain because you modified it. Roll poorly. It's me, it's me. I either am going to do very well or I'm just going to do so poorly I die. So we'll find out. Versus Dean's manly battle against yeah, and I just got a straightforward manly battle, but you're going to hate me during your combat. What I wrote a rule for him? What the fuck? He's not weak to acid. Nope, he's going to be rolling a lot. Oh no, he has charisma. Save or strength saves. It can't be that. It can't be. Every time you go to hit him he gets a fucking. He's gonna give Goro some fucking form of. He's gonna give Goro some form of rage, or his damage is halved too, or some shit, so that shit lasts for Super rage. Goro can give you disadvantage. Oh for God's sakes. Oh shit, it's his belt. Take away his belt. Take away his belt. That's the benefit of me knowing you guys don't know the rules, so it's easy to do. Hey, we're just trying to roleplay and you're throwing rules in our face. I mean, since I know him, I think we can go into this, because this top 10 will be no, it's not a top 10. It is, but there's so many. We've talked about a lot of movies. There's so many movies going to be mentioned. I have a top 10, but it's literally probably a top 10. I'll be interested to see if we have any time. I doubt it. That's why I'm in it. It's top 10 movies we rewatch. So these are just not necessarily our favorite movies, but just ones we find ourselves rewatching, I guess. So this will be a fun list. It should be different and there's going to be a whole variety on here. So this was Matt's idea. So good idea. I played it out in my head and I'm like, no, that is a fun idea. You want to talk about a yap session with a bunch of random ass fucking movies? That's it, because that's random fucking movies. Alright, here comes the fun Three. It's not looking good for me. Roll that way with a, say, three. I don't like this Six. We all rolled shit. I rolled double Eleven. One Dean goes first. I go first Because I lost. I guess we'll go clockwise. We won't go counter. I was second, so I am first. Yep, you rolled a three and a one. Of course you're going first. You're going to fall on my sword. Oh, oh God, you don't have a sword. You don't have a sword. You're sick. I'm trying to remind him of the time. I know Thunderous might. Your character doesn't have a sword. No, alright, like I said, it's a, it's a, it's a top 10. But, like I said, there's so many ties on mine because I want to yap out. So I don't give a fuck at this point, but my 10 spots are occupied by Jay's. Gonna love these stepbrothers and I love you, man. Alright, I do. That's why you got the lotion next to your bed Shut up. He says he's fired. This is how I can get my love for comedy Brothers. I can watch over and over and over and continue to laugh. That's why I'm in Jay's movies, because that's us, dale. Come on, jay Dale. This is a house of me. This is a house of learned doctors. This is a house of me. This is a house of learned doctors. I ain't thinking about it, I'm gonna bury you alive After you strangle him. No, he put his dick on my jump set, his ball sack on my jump set. I dragged it all over. In reality it was my bunnies. What the fuck that's my bunnies. It wouldn't be just my ball sacks going, was my bunnies. What the fuck, don't you touch my bunnies. It wouldn't be just my ball sacks going on those bunnies. Me Careful, he's got to spend more money on those. Proper American. I'm using somebody else's woman and I love you, man. It's just fucking great too, just because of the fucking cast. It's my favorite Paul Rudd movie, yes, and I love what's his name, jason Segal. He's fucking funny too. He's got a lot of funny movies. But I love you, man. Me and Jay usually watch that one. When you stay over, every once in a while that one gets put in the rotation of movie watches. It's good. And JK Simmons, funny comedies what Buddy comedies? Yes, and JK Simmons is in it. Jk Simmons, andy Sombert, good cast, good cast. I'm not going to say all the jakes for them, but yes, there's my first couple. I wonder if Matt has seen. I know you have seen both. I don't know if Matt's. I think you've had to have seen Step Brothers. I've seen parts of Step Brothers. Oh my, and I don't think you've seen. I Love you, man. Damn, that's not with the buddy comedies. You can't give him too much shit. You know the reason why you can't give him shit. Most of the buddy comedies I have are Russia. That could have made the list Honorary mention. That could have made the list honorary mention from. One of my rules, I told him, was I avoided franchises to a degree. I did not, but because I feel like I have to watch the entire franchise. One of mine wasn't even supposed to be a franchise, fair. Well, a certain somebody decided to make it. Oh, jared, he's actually. This is probably one of your more legitimate lists. You're like. I rewatch all of these on random occasions. My number 10 is about to become a franchise. Oh God, I have to. I'm starting number 10 with a cop-out God, because I can't. No, I Do not rewatch that one Because I cannot pick one. My number 10 is Cease, cease. Yeah, so you're going with a newer movie. There's newer movies on here. It's going to make me and Dean feel like no, I like CC. I promise a lot of the older movies that I would re-watch are currently on VHS. We're old enough to have a VHS. I don't have a VHS player anymore. I can't re-watch those. I literally we do it in the living room. Deadass, it's funny. But hey, I still got one in my parents' house. I literally just bought the first three Pokemon movies as a box set at Walmart because it was on sale for $9.99 in DVD. I'm not going to lie. That's the only time I buy DVD instead of Blu-ray is when it's the only thing available. But yes, sisu 2 is coming out later this year. Apparently we're getting a Sisu 2. I never thought that would get a 2. No, whatever it is Sisu is. I watched that ridiculously. It felt like it was a one-and-done type thing. No, it's weird. I watched that ridiculously hype. I bought it and I still liked it a lot. I did, but Was it as much killing as I thought there would be? I'm like I thought it was going to be John Wick and I'm like, come on, get him. I was a little disappointed. I only got like two or three good kill scenes. I was a little disappointed. I still liked it though I was a little disappointed. But now think about it. That movie didn't have a budget. Well, maybe it can be more killing. Now I have an Ablutant. It's not as much ridiculous as you can compare that to Terrifier. There ain't nothing will be Terrifier. Oh God, starting out with shit for a budget and then growing like that. Terrifier at least gave me a bitchkin saw down mustache. I like see-through. That's a good move. That's a good move. I have an Ablutant. Yeah, I don't know how he got saw off, circular saw or something. He's got to use two hands. Remember it was. If Matt would sit there and just watch Terrifier and be like, why do you guys watch this so much? That's why you watch it. That's also an honorary mention. Yeah, I do rewatch them on occasion. Okay, you want my cop-out? Here we go Any Robin Williams movie. That is a major cop-out. That is I thought I had. No, I actually don't have. I have franchises. I don't have a cop. I can't name one Technically. I have two on here. I named one specifically, but I can't name one Technically. I have two on here. I named one specifically, but it turned into a franchise, so I can't say shit. Poet Society, jumanji yeah, I have a gripe with that series. This is doubtful. Yes, I could re-watch that one. Oh God, everyone talks for a two before he died. Oh God, I'm just laughing because he said it. I said it was a cop-out. That one's a cop-out. I need Robin Williams' movie. I got Flubber, let's fucking watch it. Jumanji's probably always going to be my favorite Robin Williams movie. It's always going to be Jumanji. I got Flubber, let's fucking love her Flubber. Jumanji's probably always going to be my favorite art movie. It's always going to be Jumanji. I like Jumanji. Jumanji, there is literally. I'm not blaming you, I'm not, I'm just saying Jumanji, I just wanted to mention him. Jumanji, I guess number 90. Come on, old dogs, old dogs. Blue Manji, I guess number 90. What happened? Come on, old Dogs, old Dogs. I can rewatch that. World's Greatest Dad, that's a weird one when his son kills himself with sexual asphyxiation. Oh my god, man of the Year, very legitimate fucking movie nowadays, where a comedian becomes the president. Oh, good lord, let's see, we're at 9. Oh, 9 is my. I put my, my fucking anime boys in there. I watch my Jujutsu Kaisen 0 a couple times a year and I watch Mugen Train. I watch Demon Slayer's movie a couple times a year. Those are probably my favorite anime movies. One Piece has a couple times a year and I watch Mugen Train. I watch Demon Slayer's movie a couple times a year too, because those are probably my favorite anime movies. One Piece has a couple I rewatch, but I don't watch the One Piece ones as much as I rewatch those ones, so I have to put those ones in. I was like, let me throw a couple anime ones I watch in there. Good movies, good stuff. I've seen them both in theaters Good stuff. I've only seen three anime movies so far with you in theaters, two more this year. One piece read Jujutsu Kaisen X zero and I dragged you to Dragon Ball Super Heroes. Oh yeah, that was just me. That's just because your cell wasn't cell. That's not cell. That's just because your cell wasn't cell. That's not cell, that's not. I'm curious. Now Matt's got nine. I need to yap too much with the enemy, the Martian. Which Martian? The one with Zoot Zoot? Yeah, the silver suit. Oh, you're talking about the other one? Okay, the Matt Damon one. It's my favorite Martian. Yeah, right, it is. Let's meet. Movies featuring Jeff Daniels. Why does my brain do that? What does your brain do now? Mix the movies together because of a certain actor that isn't even the primary actor in the second movie. I don't know how close it is to the book because I never read the book. I haven't actually watched the movie. That's got a fun. I don't know how close it is to the book because I never read the book, but it's a fun concept. I haven't actually watched the movie. You should Fun. When I look at it it's like oh, this is what happens if I get stuck on Mars. Well, it's not. What would happen if you got stuck on Mars because you're not a biologist. No, I wouldn't be able to grow fucking seeds from scratch. Oh God, well, farming in your own shit, I can figure that out. It's not that hard. But you have to be able to do the science to be able to make the water, that I wouldn't be able to do. I know how to do electrolysis, but being able to get the two separately, how often are these rewatches for you, matt? Like I was establishing up to now, I probably watch every three, four months, maybe five max, but they get a good two, three, four, a couple of these. I watch maybe five to six times a year. Okay, yeah, like they're just. It's like I was going to watch this movie Just throw around for shits and giggles. That's what I told him too. Some of these I put on for background noise. I literally use their background noise. Now that's what the Thunderbolts is going to do. You're going to be upset at my number 8. Oh god, this has become a background noise movie and you're going to be questioning it Already. You're on nine Small Soldiers. It's not. I have it on Blu-ray. I wasn't expecting it. I was like, why is this going to be? A little? Sam Ricky's dad's house always got to get destroyed. A meme. A meme killed that shit. I don't know. Today, this day, I wonder. It always deals with the satellite tipping over too. We're getting stepped on. I am a emissary of goganites. I ever, I always wonder if they found, ever found gorgon. I'm still. I'm still sad that that movie led into getting a 2, but because of how 90s works, we never got one. We didn't even get a cartoon spin-off. Want to know how? In the small soldiers I was, there was a toy line that they had that they had made all of us. I dragged my dad to fucking Toys R Us almost every week to get the new one. I needed Chip. I needed the Gorgonites. I needed all of. I needed the Gorgonites, I needed all of them. Dad, buy me the new one, just the Gorgonites. You didn't get the soldiers. I bought soldiers too. I had all the soldiers too. I had them all. You should have kept them fuckers. Every two weeks I drug Dad over to get me the soldiers' toys Because I love them toys. I like the motherfucker. The Gorgonite that fucking spun. That was my dude Because he was nuts and crazy. He was on crack. I think his name was Jester. That was my dude. Oh, that was good. That was good. Oh, I like. When the fucking, I can't remember. He was the tech guy. It was kind of weird. When they turn the fucking, they turn the fucking Barbies in. The Permission for a 3A pass, sir, permission for a 3A pass. Sir, all the adult jokes that just went over kids' heads watching that movie. Fuckers rolling around that was Kirsten Dunst in that movie, wasn't it? Yep, home, fuckers are around. It was Kirsten Dunst in that movie, wasn't it? Yeah, it was post Jumanji. Fuckers are just driving around in RC cars and shit, blowing a neighborhood up. One got fucking garbage disposal to death. He's gone, but not forgotten. Opens up 20,000 more packs of them. His chip will forever live on. Major Chip has You're number eight. We've quoted the movie enough. I have some very quotable movies on my office. The Robin Williams cop-out one has a motherfucking ton of them. I'm sick. Get back to my head. Oh no, I got some. They're coming. I got some quotable ones Out of all this. This is not not quite. I couldn't put franchise on there because I don't rewatch them all, but this one I do Predator 2. Predator 2. It's because of the voodoo shit. No, predator 2 is fucking great. I'm sorry, I get mad when people badmouth you. There are times Predator 2 is more fun than the first one. You can say, predator, the first one is a better movie all day. I won't argue with you. But in terms of fun, predator two is just fucking fun. Man, you were going to say that about number four. It's just fucking fun. I told them one movie is going to be on here. It's like I don't recall him liking it. I don't think he likes it. There's a scene in Predator 2 where Danny Glover is great. He's chasing the Predator through the city and they crawl through his fucking old lady's apartment shit. He gets in there after the Predator through the city and they crawl through his fucking old lady's apartment, and shit. He gets in there after the Predator ran through. Oh shit, don't worry, I'm a cop. I don't think he gives a shit. The good action, it's just all the ending too, when he gets in the ship and he finally killed the one where all other motherfucking Predators come out. Alright, who's next? Danny Glover arguably had more charm than Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first one. I will die on that hill and I love Predator 2. I will die on that hill. Oh, get to the chop. It's because he could speak full English and you understood him. The funny thing is what's the matter, dylan Pushing too many pencils? I do laugh, though, because Predator 2 does not get as much hate as I'm portraying. It's just people. People like it, but they like it for the reason I'm saying it's just fun. It's just fun. They're like, okay, let's put him in the city, let's put Predator the way you're describing it. It's like, oh, it's a cult classic In a way way. I see that because, but the whole, I watch all the predators, with predator 2 gets the most love. It's like my next movie on my list predator. Predator 2 I love editors was really good. Then the fourth one was hot poopoo. That was hot poopoo, hot poopoo. When they redeemed it would pray. Then I got badlands coming. They're already memeing the shit out of that poor predator. But it's a young one, damn it. It's a young one, dammit. It's a young one. Leave him alone. Yeah, they're comparing his face to a certain HBO star. It's a young Predator, dammit. But they don't have any context to say that yet. They haven't given you any context, right, that's true, except for seeing an elder. I don't know if Matt and the witch, I don't know if Matt was surprised, or because I said Predator, matt was like oh, okay, why did I feel like you were shaking your head? No, while saying, oh, it's a good franchise. The only one really weighing it down is the Predator, that fourth one, which I just wish it never existed the other night. They're all pretty good movies. Is that the one where they were on their flight? No, that's the Predators. That one's fun. That one's fun. That's got some fun shit in it. The Predators that? No, it's weird. It's fucking weird. I always get those two confused for some reason. Everyone was hyped because Shane Black was directing it and it got all cut to shit, apparently, and it was just terrible. There's a series I have. The Predator was the one where autism was the next stage of human evolution. God damn it. That was the concept for Predator. That was the concept they went with for the Predator. Oh, I know what the hell. You know how you got the Caillou sticker at work. Yeah, now on the Employee of the Month fucking sign outside Predators. Put a Predator sticker on there. Still, my favorite football celebration was Clay Matthews doing the Pred. It was better than the whip my hair back and forth. I'll have it. You know the song isn't supposed to be iconic like that, but it gets stuck in your fucking head. So does Friday. What's your point? I don't do that. Oh, hey, you are right, though. One last thing on Predator 2, you are right. The Haitians did fuck Haitians in that fucking movie. You know what the worst part about that was? They were in their voodoo. They kept replaying that fucking movie. The entire time we had the whole Haitian hate going on. Predator jumps down, he's gonna attack he can name it or lead it with King Willy and motherfucker pulls out his sword. Then the next scene, predator's just tearing his head. This movie gotta stop being so good. I forgot about the chickens. Oh, the fucking chickens. Oh, then the most unnecessary scene where they're banging and then Jamaicans just come in there and kill them all. What the fuck? I'm done with Treasure 2. I'm gonna go rewatch it in a couple days. I bet you will. I am it's home turns on a TV Sunday. You know what I'm gonna put on. Here's how I watch it. I either dig out the Blu-rays downstairs or I search what streaming service it's on that I have, because I'm too lazy to go downstairs to the grip. I'm going to think of a second clue for Dean. Clue for Dean. Aren't we on your number eight? Yeah, this is the one he says is going to piss me off for some reason. I think you're going to be shocked that this is already being rewatched enough, basically. So this movie has two currently rising stars. Okay, you've seen the movie. Okay, wait a minute. No, did we see it in theaters? Uh-huh, no, was the main star just in a movie chasing tornadoes? Yes, no, not sydney, no, no, no. Slowly become a background noise movie. I hate it, but I'm like no, I love it actually. Like no, no, no, it's your love story. Hey, it's a meetup, it's your love story. It has slowly turned into a part of the. It's a meet-up, it's your love story. It has slowly turned into a corner. It's a great fucking movie. I I didn't find a middle clue, damn it. My first clue was the rising star thing. I was trying to think of the middle clue because my third clue was going to be boing, boing, boing. It's fun, it's fun, it's fun. I'll put that shit on. If you stay over by my house for the weekend, I'm going to put that shit on. Are you watching a romance movie? I've seen that bitch in theater Wanting wedding crashers. Do you want to ask him if he's going to watch it with his socks on or off? I'm not a privy to that joke. I can't use it efficiently. Well, just ask him, he'll tell you, I get it and I'm like, oh yes, yes, I'm gonna rewatch it. I rewatched it. In a bit I'm inspired. Which cult classic should I go with first? The masquerade of Ventura oh, it came out almost. The Masker, ace Ventura oh God, they came out almost the same fucking year. Basically they're right there. I know Both of them. I don't watch them on repeat, but I watch it enough. In fact, my grandma likes to say I had the mask on all the fucking time, which makes sense because it's a guy that gets powers from cartoons. I think the mask is better, but I understand the problem. They're both very good. I remember when they tried to make that sequel it was Son of the Mask and it was hot fucking poo. I remember when he tried to make that sequel, was it Son of the Mask? And it was hot fucking poopoo, and it was hot poopoo. What he required was one small cameo from Jim Carrey, and it would have been fine and it was hot poopoo. But that was peak. Jim Carrey no longer giving a shit. Yeah, he didn't even have to say anything. It could have just been a scene of him tossing the mask. I ended up liking that movie anyway. I was weird for that? Because I watched it and I'm like this sucks, because it was always called the mask of Loki in the first one, when they were doing the background you know history and shit. And then this one was like you know what, we'll just go full blown, this is the mask of Loki. And then Ace Ventura. And then this one is like you know what, we're just going full-blown, this is the mask of Loki. And then Ace Ventura. I don't. How do you not like something like that? Dean's got a favorite scene. Is that your gun poking me? Oh, yes, it's silly, dr Doolittle, but designed to be more comedic, yeah. And then the second one, that's Earth of the second one, that's Birth of a Rhino Fat Poop, the whole fight with the little dude, mm-hmm. Oh, come on, you're just recalling all the scenes in your head. I don't like them. Like I do like them. I don't like them. Like you like them. I did like those. Those were. Those were a good time making my comedy from two guys. I'm trying to fucking. What is my favorite? Jim Carrey? Dumb and Dumber. That's stupid of me. Dumb and Dumber, I love it. Sorry, whenever I watch Dumb and Dumber, that fucking car they drive around and kills me every fucking time. What the fuck is that? That should be your hoopty. That's your next car that you would invest in. What the dog, the dog car. But it's got to be colored just like a St Bernard Mm-hmm and your license plate has to say Sadie See. This is why I love this list. This is a nostalgia top ten kind of, so I kind of like it. I mean, it's nostalgia for you guys. It's less nostalgia for me Because yours are new. I only have one old movie. I'm not lying when I say I rewatched these. The fact that anyone but you I'm like God, I love that one. I'm like God, I didn this movie. There were a lot of older ones, like the Accountant would have been on here for some things, but I don't compare it. I don't like it as much as I like some of these other ones. But it's your number seven. What, oh, my number seven is? We're actually blowing through it. No, there'll be more, because I got honorable mentions. I got a lot of Honorable Men, so we'll be yapping for a bit. That's why Number seven is my first horror movie. Not really a horror movie, it's a horror comedy in a way. It's called Cabin in the Woods. Fucking love that movie. It's a more recent one now. It's not as recent. That's pre-Thor and that's that's early 2000. After 2010. I got here 2011. Okay, that shit. That has one of my. It's a cool, fucking baby. You have to have seen it, man. It's cool. I may have not seen it in full, but I know enough. It's a cool concept. I love the concept. That ending is one of my favorite endings ever because we referenced it when we were talking about Until Dawn. They're trying to. He's still in high school and already dropped out of college. He's still in high school. They're trying to appease these gods by sacrificing the fool and the jock and all that shit. It's like a horror trope, but they're sacrificing these to old gods and shit. And the people, the company who runs it, the company who yeah, the company who runs it Makes fucking bets on what they're gonna Fetch in the house to fucking what monster's gonna come kill them and shit. And at the end, during, during, the end, you see all the they, they, the, all the departments bet on who's gonna kill him and shit. And the motherfucker, richard Jenkins I forgot the other dude's name the other actor, the ones that are managed, the people managing it, make that fucking movie. He's like ah, they didn't pick up the thing. I wanted Merman, I wanted fucking Merman. That's weird. I hope that's a typo. It says so where you saw. 2011 is where it always puts the movies on the thing, but this says the release date was April 2012. I don't know, still after 2010? I still win, but technically, thor came out before it, though Thor was in 2011. Huh, capital Woods came out in April of 2012 versus Thor came out in May of 2011. Right, but there's a but. The ending's one of my favorite endings ever in a movie. Who's surviving? Kids get down there and they press a button. Whoever put that button in there should be shot. Unleashes all the monsters and they're fucking killing everything. It's just a bloodbath and all the comments on YouTube sell it. It's like imagine being the guy that called in on this day and the best part, the cherry on top when that one dude who bet on the merman finally fucking is about to die. He gets an explosion. He's just laying there fucking. He looks over the merman's crawling towards you oh, come on. And the merman starts munching on him. It's supposed to be funny. It's fucking great. And there's a fucking pinhead lookalike in there, too, holding a circle. I'm like, hey, there's the Lometkens figure, that's it. That's a what A spear. It's a spear, it's holding a circle. You just have that stuck in your head. You're going to be watching that movie. There's a circle. You just have that stuck in your head Circle Holding a circle. You're going to be watching that movie on it. There's a circle, oh yeah, scabbing in the woods. Oh, and Chris Hemsworth gets the worst death ever. He jumps off, he takes his bike off a jump and hits an invisible wall and just falls into a cliff and dies. Oh, he did lightning. There was lightning when he hit the thing, though, so that might have turned him into Thor or some shit. I don't know, I could have turned him into Thor. Was he a doctor? No, he was a jock, because each kid represented jock. But everyone said Loki was adopted. Hmm, hmm, okay, cabinet of Woods was just great. That was great. He walked right over my comic joke. Was he a doctor? Oh, jesus Christ, he wanted older, right, this one's slightly on the older end. When did this one come out? Because I'm the one that always makes me feel old through our list Old, old, old, 2005. Okay, okay, you said pun toward 2010. 2005 Okay, you said pun toward 2010. You're changing your rules on the spot, you piece of shit. Okay, you're following the yellow big road, didn't he did? Oh, and you can see it in the dark too. Built in America, alright, what do we got? Final Fantasy Advent Children there's an animated one. I definitely accept that. That fight with Bahamut is one of my favorite scenes ever. Made no sense to me in the movie. Your movie doesn't make sense. No, follow along with the plot of that movie. Holy Spirit set it up. Fucking. Can't remember shit about it anymore, except for that. That movie, in terms of lore and contrast to what happened in the video game, it's pretty fucking bad. The fight scenes Like the fight scenes. All I wanted was Cloud physically fighting on the motorcycle, that's all. It's still better than the Spirits one. Final Fantasy Spirits Within, spirits Within yeah, still an interesting concept. It was a better concept. I did like it. I did like it. The movie was ahead of its time as far as CG and all that. Oh, okay, no, I had to look up. I was like no, it wasn't yet. It was Steve Blum voiced Vincent Valentine in that, or is Mercer voiced him now? Mercer is now in the game. Yeah, in the game. We have no contact for a movie at this point. Hey, it's Mercer. How did he get his spin-off? Oh that fucking piece of poop. Some His spinoff? Oh that fucking piece of poop. Some people still replay it to this day and I'm like why they could give it justice. Now you give Vincent Valentine a game and it's bad. Who we at? I don't know anymore. Seven, I thought we might be. I think you're on your seven. One, two, three. So I just said by seven. You're on your seven. One, two, three, so I just said by seven. He's on his seven. Okay, another cult classic dragon heart. Okay, okay, gotta love Sean Connery as a dragon and Dennis Quaid as the knight. Yeah, that's a concept I'm thinking about. If I can use a little bit from my book For dragons, if I'm doing dragons or not, the trading hard thing to keep them alive. No, the Dragons being more magical, it's not a trope that gets used all that often. What is it? The only real society, or? Well, they don't as much anymore. I don't know what they do. Is China Dragons? It's the only country I know where dragons were always maddle in a sense, and Japan a little bit. Thank you, shinlong. They more so use the same concept as China and Korea. Japan is very much so a Roman type of country where they borrow a lot from other countries. Who played the kid in Dragonheart? He's a notable guy now, isn't he In the first Dragonheart? Yeah, isn't it Lupin, professor Lupin, you're talking about King Roland, the kid that gets the Dragonheart. Yeah, isn't it Lupin, professor Lupin? You're talking about King Ron, the kid that gets the Dragonheart. And then, yeah, david Thewlis, that should be Lupin. Yeah, david Thewlis, that's Lupin. Okay, that's where my brain went. A lot of big actors in that movie, oh, it was full. Quaid Connery, david Thewlis, diana Meyer, who I believe was Hoss the Wait when he was in there, Jason Isaacs, uh-huh, uh, kyle Connery. I believe we did a lot of people it may have been. I own all five of them. Brian Thompson is Brock and we know him as Fucking, shocking, shocking. What are we at? Just six, six for you, why, why is it's gotta be because of Sean Connery? What the movies associated with Dragonheart? Dragonheart 3, fine, makes sense. Reign of Fire makes sense. The third movie is Entrapment, which is Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones. I gotta give somebody credit if they actually can watch Dragonheart in order chronologically there are five fucking movies and it is bad. By the way, I found out there's 17 Land Before Time movies. Yeah, I know, only the first three matter, uh-huh. Everything after that is just that's how. Land Before Time movies yeah, I know Only the first three matter. Everything after that is just that's how I feel about Pokemon. Only the first 151 matter, or 250. I'll give you that. I'll accept Johto. You have to, because Ho-Ho was in the first movie or first episode. You have to, yes, unfortunately. Well, even Dean would argue that what? You ain't giving me total dial. No, no. Number 16? The Pokemon intro lost me after Johto. Sorry, very quotable move. Clerks 2. Are you going to start singing the song or do I just have to sit here with your hat on my head backwards? No, the most quotable thing from Clerks 2 is when Randall's fucking describing the Lord of the Rings script. I'm sorry, I love it, he just nailed it ahead. Elias is at the counter, one ring to rule them all, one ring to fun or whatever. And Randall's like oh my god, there's only one return and it's not of the king, it's the Jedi. Sadly, when we watched that movie we were like why are we thinking of Matt here? I'll describe the whole trilogy. The first movie Walking. Second movie Walks and just dodges a little twig. Third movie then it kills it. Even the trees walked in them, movies, I mean. And the donkey showed the God. That's one dumbass. That was your first movie you've seen Rosario in. Was it Rosario Dawson? That might have been. And now she's Ahsoka. She works two to Ahsoka. Oh my god. First one I saw her in was Men in Black 2. Oh, that's fucking right. Uh-huh, which came out first, men in Black 2 or Clerks 2? Yeah, it was Clerks. Oh, you know another? Oh, shout out to the first Clerks, though, because first Clerks wasn't as funny. The black and white one. When he's arguing with his chick about sucking dick, it's like don't try to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot. 2002 is Men in Black 2. Guy walks off. Where are you going Suck some dick? Clerks, choose 2006. Oh, okay, oh, my so many. Oh, then Randall and Elias talking about how the Transformers were totally a slight against God, but they were not. Randall and Elias talking about how the Transformers were totally a slight against God, but they were not. Randall Elias is a fucking hardcore Jesus freak. That's one of the movies I can quote all day. That's one of me and Jay's classic, the entire skew-verse. You could Imagine Dogma being brought up. I'm going to bring up another one. You're gonna hear quotes. Jane probably knows which one it is. But Okay, I'm done talking about Cluj. No, you're not For now. So we'd already talked about this movie. I didn't even realize it yet. What? Godzilla, king of the Monsters? Really, I can't give you shit for that. Really, because King of the Monsters? Really, I can't give you shit for that. Really, because that is actually an honorable mention. Do you think Godzilla's? I literally that was supposed to be on my list and I forgot about it. Godzilla 98. Me and him are oddballs for this. I watch it way more than he does, though. But yeah, the Godzilla King of the Monsters is probably in favor of one out of the recent generation getting Ghidorah, getting everything. I still think it was played too soon. Fair, it's not played too soon if you were going to get to the Destroyer at some point, but at the current rate of things, who knows anymore? We don't. For fuck's sakes, we're being fucking dick-teased with Jaguar. Destroyer is the only one that can top Ghidorah Either. Ghidorah is the final boss or Destroyer. You gotta pick one. I'd be fucking like I'm done, bro, give me the crab. Give me the fucking millions of crabs. Hold on. Do you want to say that again on the podcast? Give me the crabs of crabs, hold on. Do you want to say that again on the podcast? Give me the crabs. Yes, I don't care, I'm not them. Alright, carl. And you can only say it's played too soon. Because of the most recent one. It felt like the. They felt like they were following a solid timeline when you went from, when you got King of the Monsters versus Kong, which made sense, following up, and then getting Mechagodzilla. That felt like it was a fine spin-off of that. Yeah. But now this last one, ghidorah, this most recent one is the one where it's like what are we doing? What is the future of this Shimo? And then the throwaway fucking thing, monkey King. Yeah, I can't even remember Scar, scar, scar King. Oh god, that thing, that fucking thing. And no disgrace to Shimo. Skinny ass orangutan. No, shimo hate, she was a good girl. But when we were talking about she was, she was a good girl. You know how bad it is. He'll get it. You won't as much BG3, I made Shimo as the dirge. That's fair With the mods. She even has the ice crystals coming off her head. Yes, yeah, it's like Mothra. It was probably my favorite Godzilla movie Mothra spin-off movie. You're not going to get one now. No, I forget, I forget. Did Rodan die or is he still around somewhere? He's still around Because Rodan just has been written out of existence. Rodan's like. I ain't going to fight Rodan. I'm chilling. That's the actual sad thing about this. After King of Monsters, we do not see any of the other monsters. They we do not see any of the other monsters. They're so heavy into the. What the fuck are we calling it again? Under Earth, central Earth, central Earth, hollow Earth, hollow Earth. We're so into Hollow Earth that they don't give a shit about the Titans on Earth anymore. They're all numbered, they all know where they are, but we have no mentions of any of them. The only one I care about is Godzilla and Kong. That's still funny how Godzilla sleeps in the Coliseum and he's like look, that fucking crab thing is moving. He goes and kills Scylla, fucking throwaway big crab thing. That's funny. Used to be one of Godzilla's, you know comeback villains Scylla, and they just nope, he's going to eat him Fodder. We're gonna make that one fodder To power up. It's not gonna be any worse than what they did to Tiamat. Godzilla kills Tiamat just to level up, goes underwater just to. Yeah, that's not your Tiamat. The Tiamat in that movie was just a fucking Chinese dragon. Alright, what's on, jay, he'll be happy. The thing about this, though, is we can spit off a half of these too, because, like I said, we like all each other's fucking shit. Yeah, how about this one? Oh boy, rotel Dorado what the fuck you can't re about this one? Oh boy, road to El Dorado what the fuck you can't rewatch that one? That was top ten animated movies, for God's sakes. Yeah, but that was just because of Shell. You're damn right, because I've been here pregnant three times, just continuous. Oh fuck, you Love it. What's that mean? I'm your buddy in the movie playing the ukulele, just having a fun time. Well, I'm just. Yeah, that sound effect on a podcast is gonna be fun, but whatever it's coming from you, they had no business making John shell that dick. It was DreamWorks on Demon Time. With that one on Demon Time, they were for the entirety of the year, but DreamWorks is on Demon Time, on Demon Time, but I'm there for it. I have all three on here. You know what I can't say? Dream the most Demon Time thing right now is the people who make Rivals. They're on Demon Time. That's Demon Time. That shit's just my god. I'm not bashing it, I love it. I wish you were the person casting for Disney right now. Yeah, because then I'll be rival bodybuilder and I'll get the part. Fuck, you can't act for shit, but I love your body. You can't act, but you get the part. Well, they've done that before. Shit, how the fuck you think who is hot that can't act for shit. But still, sorry, megan Fox, she's okay, depends on who you ask. But Gal Gadot, she couldn't play the evil queen for shit, could she? Depending on who you ask, she hasn't acted one day in her life. Oh God, oh, it's me. Yes, it is. Oh, I was like I think it's me. I get you to talk more. I tied this. Congratulations, jay. Welcome to the theme of the podcast. It's a good theme to talk. This is where I put my MCU movies and the one I just. I can just tell you the ones I rewatched the most Spider-Man, no Way Home, avengers, endgame, captain America, civil War and the Thor, the colorful Thor movies, as I call them, ragnarok and fucking Love and Thunder. I can say the one that's on my list, so that one's good. I rewatch all of those on a decent level. One that's on my list I rewatch all of those on a decent level. Spider-man is a Spider-Man, that's obvious, but the other ones are really good too. Actually, civil War's Spider-Man's in there too, but Civil War is and the Rus Still one of the greatest trailer reviews ever. I almost creamed my pants. Jay probably thinks I actually did, but I did not. You probably did. You were definitely sticky when you got home. Oh, and I tied it with them and you're going to be surprised. Why are you saying? That made me think of fucking Matilda. They did the sticky game show where they were doing the reigning of the money. Fuck you Bray. Million dollars sent to Matilda and I instantly went to the chocolate cake. It's worst. Instead of the game show. I went to the chocolate cake when I said Matilda. The problem is I got Matilda from Sticky. At least it's not the musical. I tied it with the old ones. Get a shot out. I don't watch them near as much as the new two, but Evil Dead I watched. Evil Dead 2013 is up in my upper echelon of horror movies. It's not even that scary, it's just bloody and great. Evil Dead Rise is fucking phenomenal too. We're not going to get Ash in the new ones, are we? They want to cross him over. They have said they want to. He's too busy being Pizza Papa. The real Mysterio, the first evil dead to this day, has one of the most laugh out loud lines that caught me so off guard and I was done for a good 20 minutes. When the chick possesses the fucking the demon that possesses the fucking chick and they got her locked in the cellar and they're deciding what to do, she pokes her head up out of the fucking chick and they got her locked in the cellar and they're deciding what to do, she pokes her head up out of the fucking cellar and is like hey, come down here, pretty boy, so I can suck that cock. I was done. I paused. He still does. You had me watch that with him. He paused it and he dropped to the floor laughing. I showed the scene to Lola at work. He's like hey, would you go downstairs? I would. I showed the scene to Lola at work. He's like hey, would you go downstairs? I would. It's a fucking horror movie with blood and shit. I'm not expecting the fucking demon chick to just fall off and say that Shit, I'd be dead. Can't be fucking the type of horror movie. Evil Dead Rise is great too, because they got this taller, lanky, 5'11 chick to be the oh, she's creepy, it's great. It's great. I hope they get that. We were just watching Rosario and before it even got to the horror, shit, you're watching her do her jog session. Well, they put her in yoga pants, jogging in this Latina and I'm like what are y'all doing? Y'all getting me invested in the movie right away. Invested, full deposit. Wish you were depositing. Okay, I'm done. This is great. I love it. He deposited something Full deposit in his pants. This is one of our best. Matt gets absolute credit for this because this is a good idea. It's all a random nostalgia and movies Getting mentioned is great. So my number five oh, here we go. It's his MCU movie. No, no, I said the next one. I had one spot higher. No, you'll like my number five because it's on our shared list of underrated movies. Oh God, king Arthur. Hey, with Mr Charlie Hunnam, green Arrow Jay's like you need to stop. I give that movie the ultimate credit because they made the sword magical and actually put an emphasis on it. It's magic. They don't do that in a lot of the iterations. No, they don't. It's just a normal sword that was in a stone. For some reason they completely bypassed the Lady of the Lake, and you know, we did in this movie too, a little bit. We didn't really get Merlin. You got him making the sword, which is about really all you need, because he was technically already dead, I guess, by first thing. Arthur, you got lady in the leg giving him the sword. I still watched the fucking 80s movie that was Excalibur. It came out in the fucking 80s and I watched that shit. There's a young Liam Neeson in that bitch. Isn't that the one that actually had the incest in it? I think so. Yeah, yeah, with Mordred and all that shit, it's like oh my god, oh god, that got to be. It's a great movie though it is. I'm surprised he didn't say no Dean Every time Charlie Hunnam said meet Green Arrow, no Dean. That dream is dead. No, it's not. The dream is almost as dead as Superman to me at this point. What the movie? Uh-oh, let me guess this is another one. We're going to drag him to the movie and it's going to be like I'm not, I just don't really care anymore. I just don't really care anymore. Well, that's not Cavill, I agree. I'm surprised your superhero fatigue didn't set in for this one. It did to a degree. I already made the comment on my ride home. It's like if this was the low of the MCU it'd still be glorious. But the problem is it's the high of the MCU right now. It's true, it's not wrong Coming off what two and a problem is it's the high of the MCU right now. That is true, it's true, it's not wrong Coming off what two and a half busts before this movie came out Outside of Deadpool Wolverine, because it had no context to any other movie whatsoever. No, because it only just joined 616. Yeah, and it kind of didn't. Yet no, the only thing linking it right now is a one-off tie-in that they just threw in for shits and giggles. Animantium, which just got it Quite literally Down on the five. Atlantis, the animated one. Yep, treasure Planet made my Honorable mentions. That's next. I'll just get that out of the way. You went back to back With those ones. Yes, yes, I did. I'm not gonna lie, I had a picture. Dude's mom. It's weird, not to mention I swear to god I'm part furry thanks to liking the captain. You're not the only one that I have no feels that way. You might be in the same boat there. No, not really. Why the fuck do I go? When I say boat, oh. Sometimes when I say about it, oh, it's either boot. Sometimes when I say about it comes out of boot. Atlantis would probably be one of my more watched Disney movies that and Tarzan and shit. But don't re-watch Disney movies like that. Who wants to do Tarzan for the soundtrack? Two worlds, one fab, god damn it. He also wants to learn how to vine swing using his ass. Fuck that. That fucking shit kills me that. Still he's holding Jane with both hands. What the fuck's he holding on the vine with His ass cheeks, there ain't nothing else. Or his third hand, damn man. That's why she liked him. It was so long it wrapped around the vine for him Watching that animated movie and then going to watch Legend of Tarzan. Damn man. That's why she liked him. It was so long it wrapped around the vine for him Watching that animated movie and then going to watch Legend of Tarzan afterwards. It's a very uh. I didn't like how dark that was. It was a problem. I mean, like the scenes were DC Snyder's DC. Yeah, they didn't put no lights on. Hit the lights, no, we're gonna save money. No lights. How the fuck can you even see what's going on? Don't go watch Death of a Unicorn. Oh, oh, I told you how can they be able to see what's going on? I told you it's like I got to turn the brightness up on my TV. Oh, just because that was said. One quick backtrack, because I forgot to mention it. For Cabin in the Woods, one of the creatures that they release that's killing people is a unicorn and it's white and got fucking big, pretty wings. That's just stabbing his dude with his whole. That's the problem with Death of the Unicorn. They follow the unicorn so they can hunt him and get, do whatever they're gonna do with the unicorn, but the unicorns are black in the darkness. Where was the idea? And do whatever they're going to do with the unicorn. The unicorns are black In the darkness. Where was the idea behind this? You can't see them. You literally can't. I'm sorry, I just Somebody was thinking of a joke there. You know what dark unicorns are Because they did them in Shazam too, so it's not necessarily out of the ballpark. Well, fuck off. Oh boy, it's about the same actor. It's about to get fun now. No, it's not when the dark unicorn showed up. No, no Four, it's about to get fun now. We're his four. Yeah, why, he said it was treasure planet. Okay, probably, let me see top two or three most quoted movies of all time. For me, jay's like oh no, jay and silent bob strike snuggins, not snuggins. Just like when, when they're in a banner, when the bit when ali larder pulls out the knife on Jay, he's like damn, what's with the knife? We having cake or something? Fuck, he's retarded. Or when they throw Sean William Scott, I just love that because it's relatable to you, shut up. Or when they throw Sean William Scott off the van fuck you, you dirty sheep. I can't. I'm crying already just cause you can't even. I'm crying already just because, yeah, you can't even say shit because you laugh at the same shit over and over. When I put that bitch in, I thought you were going to say you can't say shit because your name is Bob. Oh, but what I'm oh, what, okay, silent Bob. When they're standing in front of someone when the girl's going to buy some shit. It's when the girl's going to buy some shit. It's like how can you not like them? They're so mature. Hey baby, ever have a rat's foot licked by a fat man in an old? That's like, of course, dean's quoting this fucking movie. Listen to them quotes. And no, this was my bedtime movie. This is why I'm the way I am. What'd you forget about Jackass? That's honorable mention. I don't watch Jackass much, but Jackass honorable mention. I'll talk about that in honorable mentions, but I just want. So, fucked up, I sleep to Jay in silence. Wow, where's autism kicked in you? Okay, I'm done. I quote the fucking. Oh, the clip commander. Remember the clip commander? You forgot about Will Ferrell being the fucking animal commander. Will and Ollie, marshall, will and Ollie. The cameos in there made no fucking sense. This ain't no orangutan. This is our what the fuck, what do they call it? Our son. We're a gay couple and we can't get, we don't want to get involved with this. We don't need this kind of publicity. You guys can go all the cops looking at Will Ferrell. That's clearly a fucking ape. We don't need this. Right now. We're looking for a monkey. We don't need discrimination against a gay couple. Right now, kevin Smith is a. He writes funny shit. Don't get me started on dogma. Hey, wait till you get dogma 2. Oh great, you better bring everyone back. I want everyone back, chris Rock too. Rufus the black disciple that got written out of the bible it made too much sense and that's the fucking rewatching dog might realize why do I do that. If I'm talking about Jesus, I say JC. That's because that's what Rufus called him JC. It wasn't because of Adult Swim. Jc, black Jesus, oh god, black Jesus. They called him God. Black Jesus, yeah, they called him JC in that too. I know If I need you to recover so you can give shits on my Marvel take. I'm not going to shit on it, unless it's one higher than yours. I'm not going to give it shit, unless it's the Unless. This shit's going to send me into an alternate dimension. I don't think it'll send you into the shallow realm. Oh shit, let me get depressed. I'll start sending everyone there. Okay, here it's Multiverse of Madness. Oh, I watch this movie more than I watch any other Marvel movie. Oh boy, avengers Age of Ultron I'm not even going to give you a shit because I'm a defender of that movie because I love Voltron, even though they got a hand, because they never going to bring him back. It was the last of the Hulk. So it was the last of the Hulk. So seriously, they were leaning into it. And then what the fuck happened? Taika, I'll give you the hottest take ever. The Hulk, no, seriously, they were leaning into it and then what the fuck happened? Taika, I'll give you the hottest take ever. Not the hottest take ever. I'm sure there's some people that agree with me. The first Avengers is great, but the first Avengers is my least favorite Avengers movie. It is my least favorite. I like Infinity War, endgame and Age of Ultron more than the first one. Deadass, deadass, seriously, endgame and Age of Ultron more than the first one. Deadass, deadass, seriously. Jay's like first one. Don't do as much for me because Loki. I think Loki grew on me more as the MCU grew and shit Ultron's a great villain. James Spader kind of sold Ultron, though His voice was just Infinity Wars, infinity War and Endgame's Endgame Ultron also introduced. His voice was just Infinity Wars, infinity War, endgames, endgames. Ultron also introduced the most new characters. There was only one new character introduced in the first one, which was Bruce Banner Hulk. Then you got four In Age of Ultron Vision, scarlet Witch, quicksilver. I don't want to kill him off right away. Fastest man alive Dies from a bullet. Well, you kill off James Spader too. So it's like we didn't kill him. You could bring him back anytime you wanted, seth. You brought him back three separate times. And what if you could bring? He could still be alive in the Vision, somewhere. He could still be alive in the vision Somewhere. He could still be somewhere on the internet. It gave me one of the best this request isn't happening. Gave me one of the best memes ever, for Ultron man spent like one minute on the internet and decided man, he's gotta go. Can't say he lied, I gotta kill all these people. I'm actually. I thought it was. Kill all these people. I'm actually. I'm applauding. I thought it was gonna be great, but I'm applauding it. I think it's more surprising that it's my most watched Marvel movie, maybe a little bit, yes, over like heavy hitters, like what would you top that with? Like no Way Home or Guardian. My second most watched one is probably Winter Soldier. Can't hate on that one either. I can see why you put Ultron above that. Then it's probably Infinity War and or slash the Marvel's event. You're not going to put the movie where you lost your car above that. Marvel's Avengers Assemble scene is probably one of the greatest cinematic achievements ever. Yeah, marvel's Avengers Assemble scene is probably one of the greatest cinematic achievements ever. Yep, I'll pick it up. Yep, so many Endgame's fucking. You could live with your own failure. So where did that bring you? Oh god, thanos did nothing but drop banger lines. He did nothing but drop banger lines. He did nothing but drop banger lines. I saw him on script man and you know how much you could not live with your own failure. You know how much that line is memed out in sports now, when there's remakes. Oh God, should have went for the head Everybody's fucking dust and you can go straight to hell. Because I hated seeing infinity war in theaters, because spider-man was one of the ones that got turned to dust. This asshole, he's dead. I'm like, no, he's not dead, he's gonna come back. He's gonna come. Oh, he's technically dead now. No, he's not. I don't give a, he's coming back. It was a fucking 10 minute argument. It was funny as hell. It Stark. I don't feel so good. Fuck, he's dead. He came back. He was gonna come back anyway. Peter's dead. He's not dead just because people don't know who he is. Yo, move on. Where's that guy? They better have some jokes. They can have some good jokes with that. Who's that they can have some good jokes with that? Who's that they can? No, his new name is Ben I'll cry. Not the Clone Saga. No, his new name is Ben Reilly. No, no, convoluted bullshit. It's still debating. They still debate. Ben, he's dead. He's not dead. Dead, he's not known. That's weird. They're both giving him a new love interest in the movie too. He's so hoping for Sidney Sweeney. Give it to me, give it to me. No, not the way you want you guys. I'd be in that. Nope, this fucker's gonna be instead of watching TV hype, because you know he's. I'd be in that theater. Nope, this fucker's gonna be instead of watching TV hype, because you know he's gotta be respectable in a theater. But he's still gonna be doing this in his chair next to both of us. You better bring a fucking blanket, because I'm gonna tell you that's the only time he actually buys a popcorn bucket. You're gonna move. It's not gonna be shaped like the dune, though. Oh fuck, you're gonna move. You're gonna fucking. It's not gonna be shaped like the dune, though, oh fuck, cause if it is, sidney Sweeney is a black cat. I'm just gonna be like I'm pitching a tent, guys, you, no, you, I know I assume we're gonna go watch that by ourselves and we'll give you a separate screen time. Don't buy tickets. We're putting one at the bottom and two at the. What do you do if you come in and fucking someone says hey, this guy's naked down here, an emphasis on come in, this guy's naked down here, sleeving. We don't know him. We don't know him Because you're going to come in with your fucking Spider-Man gear, top to head to toe, and the only thing sitting next to you is a spider plushie. Thank God so much. I don't know who the fuck plushies Until you actually find a black cat plushie, there'll be one someday. Go find him. You wanna delve into Treasure Planet at all? I thought I did that, not really. All you were like, all you talked about was like furry captain, furry captain and loving his mom. Yeah, I had a weird thing for the mom. It's weird, I'll admit that. Like it was weird even as, even as a kid, I've heard songs in a movie. Ever, too, when he's doing the training montage. Still, I just love the spin on fucking Treasure Island in space, not the fact that Disney keeps fucking reusing it in Star Wars, even the robot with the map in his head. He just forgets. I've lost my mind Lost. I haven't found it, have you? No, I haven't. I lost it the day I hit the back of the car. Number three, the Vince Vaughn corner, the internship and wedding crash it's one of the only times you label JJ as the fuck up. Wedding Crashers is probably in my top two or three comedies of all time. Every fucking time. That's how I know you're gonna end up a crazy woman. You're leaving me in the trenches to get your grenades. John, one of my favorites when his fucking kid Todd has got a weird gay thing and you kept the portrait. Give me my painting back. No, todd, this is a gift. I'm keeping this. Favorites. When his fucking Todd has got a weird gay thing and you kept the portrait. Give me my painting back. No, todd, this is a gift. I'm keeping this You're like and I keep it too. I'm keeping this. You tell him that leaf isn't big enough, though I love it. That's one of the movies. It's me and Jay and Jay goes through a depressive state and Jay's like Dean Ryan, I need you. I've been lying, I've been fucking around with the crazy bitch, like through depressed bullshit. Alright, back on the movie. Yeah, oh, son of a bitch. I said depression, oh, someone going through the depressive? Nope. Then the moment at the end, though, when dude's fucking really about to beat Depression. Oh, thunderbolts yeah, someone going through the Depression? Nope. Then the moment at the end, though, when dude's fucking really about to beat fucking Jumpy and I, cole Cockham, that's my best man I'm like let's fuck the movie. We're waiting on two. Vince, come here, give me two. He's not gonna do it. I wonder, can you imagine? Well, vince Vaughn and Owen are getting old man. Oh, boy, because then they'd have to bring Will Ferrell back too. Oh, no, not the funeral, not JJ. Yeah, the funeral crashing. He wasn't wrong, though he got. Yeah, he's probably fucking going to pick some chicks at funerals with their grief. What did he do? I swear to God he'd do it. He's probably done it. He's told us a story where he picked up a fucking and internship's the one where they apply at Google and they got fucking young kids with him and shit. That's very quotable to Jay, because Vince Vaughn's Billy and Jay's like oh, dean's, billy, once Billy makes up his mind, he's stubborn, he just goes with it. He can't change his mind. Look, stubborn, he just goes with it, he can't change his mind. Look at Dean. What's the worst part about that? Us quoting old shit and the kid's not understanding we're doing that work. Remember when they sent us to go find Professor X and we get kicked in the nuts? That's one thing we wouldn't do, though. No, we know Professor X. I watch couples retreat a lot too. You know who you are in that one. Yep, that's the one time where I'm not Vince Vaughn. You betray me. Couples retreat no, I'm Fabbro. Oh yeah, I do, because I go to the hot chick side of the island. Fuck you, I'm going hot chick side of the island. Yep, you betray me. You bring me here and then you betray me. Remember when they get the fucking little animal carvings at the end and you're the ass. You know, damn well, I'm no democrat. The ass, what'd you get? I think it was a wolf. Alright, we're at the top twos. That was your three. Alright, that's not where we're at. We're at the top twos. That was your three. Okay, I remember. Now I had to be like he lost his list. I remember a top one. He said two movies and he ended up talking about it. It's been like a top 20 for me, but I'm not leaving half of these out Good stuff. Speaking of Charlie Hunnam the Gentleman, I knew it, I knews it, I knew it. What the hell is a cast for that movie? Is that the one where they literally have dude at the tables? No, no, no. Or is that a different one? He wants to kill him and he's like no, no, don't do it. Huh, forget it. So I'm asking you to remind me what the movie's about Drugs, drugs. Hey, charlie, watch that forever. Hon'em's Gamula, white Widow's Super Cheese. Hon'em's got a lot of aura and he's just old school kind of gangster style in there. It's really cool. I'll have to re-watch it. It's not a game in England. Thank you, guy Ritchie. I want to watch the Netflix show. I really do. Apparently it's very good, but I can't. I don't have Netflix. Is it a Netflix show? Yeah, they made a new season 2, too. Haim's not in it, is he? No, it's got Theo James. I can, I'm not in her, is he? No? No, it's got a you, james. Oh, I guess I got a couple of things. I can watch my dumb ass. Just put on background noise. Once upon a time I'm sitting here reading number three let's go with Jurassic Park. Number three let's go with Jurassic Park. Is that franchise? Or Jurassic Park the original? The original, okay, is that? Or it's two? Hey, one and two. I get a lot of hate for saying how much I love two. I get a lot of hate for that. A lot of hate. I love 2. I get a lot of hate for that. A lot of hate. I love Jeff Goldblum. 3 is the only one I don't re-watch. When it's on, I'll watch it, but I won't re-watch it out of self-choice. I love Jeff Goldblum. I love Jeff Goldblum. That actually sounds kind of sad. I won't watch 3 out of self-choice. If it's on, I'll watch it, though that's one big pile of shit. Hey, don't lie. You can't hear a Nokia ringtone and not think where the fuck that comes from. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Oh God, that is living nightmares right there. Oh fuck, is it? I can hear that song when my mom turns it on the room and that song goes off. It's like why that was so cool. Matt had told me this once. It fucking dawned. This was a long time ago he told me this. It dawned on me One of the first times you see Vince Vaughn in a bigger role Jurassic Park 2. I still don't get that. Come on Taking pictures. Stealing eggs. Stealing eggs, that was three, that was three and two gave us the Japanese guy running through the streets. I left Tokyo to get away from this shit. I swear to God, they weren't supposed to subtitle that, no, somebody just threw that in there. Keep it in, keep it in. Three was we played at three because Spinosaurus killed T-Rex and T-Rex is a big staple in the scene. It also didn't pay off. Look at the next movie. We got Jurassic World. We already opened the world to dinosaurs. Where'd they all fucking go? The thing about Thor, the thing about world that was fine. Bryce Dallas Howard, bias, whatever, but I liked it. But it because the whole movie I'm just sitting there like you replaced the female redhead with the female redhead. What's your point? Me, the whole movie. Where's the T-Rex? Where's the T-Rex? Then I finally get the T-Rex In the first 20 minutes because it had to go. Oh, yeah, it had to go. How much do you like Jurassic Park? Like the series as a whole, up and down? You have Netflix, check out the Cautious Camp and then the sequel series. Oh, we'll see. It's not going to be too cartoony for you, trust me. It started out as a show for kids and then it turned into more than that. Hmm, oh yeah, the fish. The fish carried a lot of world. That also the fish he was searching for, his thought, and the fish just went off. I love that fuck. It's going to be in the new one too, which is going to turn into splicing, and maybe in oh no, don't ruin it, give it a chance, give it a chance. We don't need human dinosaur hybrids. We already have one technically. Oh god, she's. A little girl in the movie Didn't show up after the second movie, did she? Oh, here we go. Here we go, jay's. Like they're there. I'm wondering where they were, jay's. Here they come. Hammond's granddaughter, or whatever the hell her name was. She was in three, was she? She was kidnapped in three. Oh, oh, my one Jurassic Park thing. I like the paint job on them. Fucking cars in the first one, I don't give a damn how ugly they looked. I like that paint job. It's the only time I wanted to own a Jeep and I said if I own a Jeep, it's got to be that color. Driving around we got stuck behind one that had on the wheel back cover was Titty Bouncer. It said Titty Bouncer, no, that was the spare wheel cover On the Jeep. Couldn't do that. Oh my god. Alright, you're at number two, sir. Scary Movie 1 and 2. At this point you should just say Scary Movie Series no One and two get the most rewatch. One and two. We never make it to three. Three is very good, four is all right, five is bukkake. That's one of the best parts of four. This is Detroit after the attack. Randomly, he stayed over by my grandparents with me, right, I put on Scary Movie 4, not expecting them to actually like it. My grandpa and grandma were laughing. It's funny. The part that got my grandpa actually laughing was the Viagra With Charlie Sheen, the way he dies. Oh, but Scary Movie, the first one. It has something. Don't get me started on fucking Ray. You are Ray. No, I'm not Ray, you are Ray. Hey, bobby, hey, hey, does this shirt make me look gay? Yeah, how about now? Yeah, you took me to that old club that one time. So they play good music. That's Dean, what do you mean? What about our trip to San Francisco. I wanted to go shopping but you made love to me. Oh no, no, you suck my. That's Dean, that's Dean, that's Dean, that's Dean. Remember when he went up, when Ray went up to the glory hole and his dick went through his fucking ear? I don't know if Matt's seen Scary Kids. This is all actual shit. That happened in the fucking movie and it's just Helped make Kevin Hart's career. Yep, oh, fucking Mahalik and fuck. They carried the later movies because they were great. Now Anthony Anderson only does serious roles. And Scary Movie 6 with the Wayans is returning. I'm probably trying to grab some nuts, grab some peanuts, peanuts. Or I gotta shout out. Scary Movie 2 too, when the clown's attacking Ray. Uncle Ray's got a game. Clown's trying to escape Ray Ray's dick comes out from the bed, wraps around his neck and drags him back in. I'm like, bro, this fucking movie's wild, bro. That's why you can't wait for 6. It's because it's the Waylands again and I'm like, oh, please, god, and both are making a return. Please, please, come back. Please give me back the comedy goal, for fuck's sakes. We've gotten Scream to make a comeback and now we have I know what you did last summer coming back. They've got material. How do they spoof everything? Oh, waza, waza, waza. People still do that. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they. Oh god, that still cracks me up. I can't see him in anything. What the fuck? We were watching Peacemaker, and that's all I could fucking say. Was it Peacemaker? Yeah, oh god, it's. You. Remember the bird and scary movie too. Remember the parrot, the parrot, the parrot. Polly, fuck your mama. What did you feed me, polly, fuck your mama's sweet ass. What did you say about my mama? Polly, fuck your mama's sweet ass. I want that parrot. I, low-key, want that parrot. So whenever someone comes to me, I was like you wouldn't know how to feed that fucker. You've seen the way it shits. Okay, enough. Scary movie love. That is the only movie that rivals Jay and Silent Bob for quotability. Son of a bitch, whoa, wrong leg, wrong foot, motherfucker, those movies suck. I don't get it. They are stupid. Tommy, that's just funny. Fuck up, we don't have spoof movies anymore. People just let them die and they're bad. Superhero movie had some good laughs in it, then they just kept probably the last. Okay one. Oh wait, never mind, but there's the highest of this a haunted house and a haunted house 2. Fabulous, but that's the weigh-ins again that I mean. Cedric the Entertainer, you're a priest. Fix this foul. Oh, fuck that shit. I ain't going in there. Oh, and the Mandingo. You're laughing at me for a different reason. Fuck you. You know why I'm laughing. That's why you ended up with three children. Okay, matt, what's your two? I'm done. I don't want to talk about Scary Movie anymore. I'm going home to watch the bitches. What's up? Matt's got the best. This is top two. This is top two for Matt Bangers. You're coming to bangers Probably a surprise to you too as well. What's up? This is top two. This is top two for Matt Bangers. You're coming to bangers. Probably going to be a surprise to you too as well, because I find myself watching Dune 1 and 2 a lot. Well, it's got to be background noise, though. How can you actually sit and rewatch them? I fell asleep to the first one. That one is a surprise. That is a surprise. Well, dune was my number one last year for movies, but I appreciate the lore building. I am Paul Atreides. Well, they're filming three. It's anything after that. He's doing three. Dennis Villeneuve is doing three. It's after three, no, after three, where the story takes a. You know the books a little more than I do. Three would Paul be in there or would Paul die in three? We would see Paul die in. Paul technically doesn't die until four. Oh, okay, they're long-lived. Yep, yep, I know he goes off into the desert. That's how the Fremen die. That's how three ends. That's how some Fremen die. But don't he become blind and shit too, and he just. That's how we get the worm. And then we get his like. Don't we get his? Like great grandson or some shit? That's the worm fused with a human hybrid dude. It's like what the fuck's going on? I only noticed I watched a dude review him quick. He reviewed books quick and I'm like what I did appreciate Jason Momoa's comment on when asked if he was. When somebody asked him if he was coming back. He's like yeah, it's like. Why are you spoiling that? I'm sorry you didn't read the books. I love it when they say that it's like do you have to explain that? Did you read any of the material? Any videos I watched on doing the books were quick. And is Duncan dead? That Duncan is dead. They have a cloning thing. There's a cloning process I can't remember now. Second, duncan becomes a king, doesn't he? Duncan Idaho? Like the 18th reincarnation of Duncan becomes a king. That's right. That's like the last book. Guy's son, frank Herbert, wrote them. Didn't his son write them? And people don't like them. Once his son wrote to kind of expand or something, because there's a ton of books, because there's the original ones Frank Hoover wrote. Then his son started writing them. And the sad shit, when you realize how much and it's sad me being a Star Wars truther I touched down here. Look what happened last time. We lost a whole fucking episode, yeah, and neither one of them is fessing up, and one of them did touch the button. Speaking of which, I do have a potential fix for that episode, like if we wanted to redo it. There is a potential fix where we don't have to go through the list again. Okay, He'll love that. He wants to do another one? No, I actually don't. My victory is in my heart. I don't need to do it anymore. It lives in my heart. But what I was gonna say? I am such a Star Wars truther and when you realize how much Star Wars ripped from Dune, it's fucking. George, what are you doing? I love you Star Wars. You're just ripping shit from Dune like crazy. A lot of shit. George Lucas, no fucker made American graffiti, abused Star Wars movies, sold Star Wars, ain't got work another day in his life and wanted to produce the most expensive Star Wars TV show ever. They're spending $22 million an episode for Andor currently. Holy, I gotta watch that still Fuck. Maybe I'll watch Tomorrow Project Meanwhile. I still have no interest. I don't know what it is. It's just Andor's actually good. It's not for everyone. Yes, I actually. No interest. I don't know what it is. It's just Andor's actually good. It's slower paced. It's not for everyone. I can actually watch stuff that's slower paced, I just don't know what it. Well, here's my point. They have to release three episodes at a time to actually build anything. That's pretty bad For both seasons. They did that. They released the first three episodes of both seasons because, oh, we need three episodes before we actually start doing something. We liked Andor, me and Matt. That's one show, me and Matt. Actually, we liked Andor. I'm not saying it's action-packed or anything, but I haven't introduced K2 yet, so I'm not invested. He's the best part of that movie. I'm one with the force. The force is with me. Or Donnie Yen? We're not getting any of him. Oh, I think Matt has crushed me already. Or he said he don't know, if I don't get a gin or so cameo at the end I will fry it. You may not get a cameo, but you may get a quote. Oh, I need you to find this girl. Don't be surprised. I thought K2 was his buddy for a while. Yeah, but he didn't get him until he started working as a spy. So that should be in this season. Then, yeah, four or five episodes in, and he has more, I believe. Could it be at least three, and then one, probably? So we're halfway through the thing. That's fucking horrible. You should already have the robot. You should have the robot buddy. I think this is the last season. That makes the robot the death horse. Well, two is supposed to end right where Rogue One starts. Yeah, okay, we're not doing a third. And Rogue One is peak Star Wars. I love Rogue One, rogue One, rogue One's great Hallway scene. I don't want to ride Vader meat all fucking day, but yes, that was great. Thank you for bringing that up. You reminded me of something All movie was great Disney and hallway scenes. Things may be tough, but there's always a light at the end of the tunnel. The light at the end of the tunnel, oh, that's my light, that is my light Light, that's my light, that is my light light. Wait, we did his two, did we did your two? Yeah, we did my two, and then we spun off into Star Wars. I had to mention Star Wars, day early to be talking about Star Wars, holy shit. I had to mention Star Wars of all the rip-offs. Well, day early to be talking about Star Wars, holy shit. We're going to be watching Star Wars movies all day at work, all week at work this week. Oh boy, hey, the weeks we've been having at work, we've been talking about it. Are you going to watch? Are you going to get the Revenge of the Sith? I don't know, I don't decide the order. We Revenge of the Sith. I don't know, I don't decide the order. We may only watch Mandalorian Seasons 1 and 2 and just call it. Come on, you gotta Revenge of the Sith on Monday. Why? Revenge of the Sith? Yeah, no, come on. No, master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do? I'm gonna kill all you kids first. I shouldn't think that's funny. Why do I laugh at that? Thank you, they didn't kill Grogu. What he was being experimented on already? Hmm, I'm gonna go with that in my headcanon. Right there he's being experimented on. That's why he didn't die. Oh God, we got the explanation of how he got off-world. Yep, jar Jar saved him. He needed some sort of redemption, danny, though Danny, though, if that's the only thing he's remembered, for I liked Jar Jar Binks. I thought he was funny, until he decided to let Palpatine have all the power. He was mind-bent. Either that or he was secretly a Sith. I want to believe that theory. I really fucking do. I want somebody to do it. Just imagine Jar Jar coming out with a lightsaber. I do not understand how they think season 2 is going to do anything. I really fucking don't. Even force ghosts can die. Force Ghosts, no. But hey, gerson's coming back. Look at something. Even Force Ghosts can die. No, he's not gonna. He didn't even die in that ship. He ejected. That's not what your pop said. Fuck you, fuck you. What are we? What's letting him walk himself into the trap? Trap. He does that all the fucking time. Damn it, it's a trap. Set you up. That's like more fanboying. Okay, true, trap, what are these numbers? When I'm caught, I'm caught. I can't fucking fight it. It's like prison. Did you bend over? Just bend over and accept it Sometimes. Okay, we gotta get to these number ones. Now I think we're on everyone. I didn't say two yet. Oh, jay's two. Okay, I'm gonna edit myself. Rick Black yeah, okay, one Franchise. Franchise Three was a nice send-off and then we got the spin-off. That one don't exist. It exists. No, it don't. I hate that movie. It technically deserved a two, but we're not going to get it Because nobody wanted it, because everyone wanted Agent J and K back. Now nobody wants to work with Will Smith. Well, come on, you didn't want any more. Chris Hemsworth, that's the one thing about the way you're fine, chris, you're okay, I love you. Chris, what it was just thor and valkyrie having. I know, I know, I, I black did give you a trip and in black did give me a classic scene. Oh my god, and frank, that's the reason you want to hug. You have these big ass st bernards classic scene. Oh my god, and Frank, fuck, that's the reason you want a pug. You have these big-ass St Bernard's as your favorite fucking dogs and then, for some reason, you want a pug. I have a something for a pug, for pugs. I wanted a motherfucker to come down the stairs looking tough as shit. They're tiny as fuck. It's fucking great. Well, pugs kind of do the same shit. Tiny as fuck, but be act up. Butt is tiny as fuck, but be act up. But this is bossy. But this is bossy. She can't put her fucking feet on mom, just so she can be like. Well, she is. Notice. When we come in the house and she's barking, we all go right over to her. Let her get her sniffs. She is the boss. She bosses every dog on this block. I'm not kidding, she's the boss of every dog on this block. I'm not kidding, she's the boss of every dog on this block and she's the tiniest. That's kind of how it goes. For some reason, tiny dogs just have it. It's very, it is true. It's fucking weird. Like what the fuck? And then you have your big dogs that can be the nicest in the world and people are afraid of them. Oh, I remember two things about Men in Black. One, where, uh, where K is fucking talking to the driver and J is in the back and flung around by the fucking alien baby. You mean Kid Fisto? Yes, that's Kid Fisto, you know it doesn't help that somehow ET is also a part of that universe. Et is also a part of that universe, et. I can't talk about ET no more because family, I ruined ET. Okay, no more, no more ET. What did I ruin for you? You know why they kicked ET off his planet? Because he was slow. Oh, so you felt sorry for him. Sympathy, I still just family guy just takes shit, just makes it ruins everything. It's like they kicked ET off his planet because he's fucking the fucking retarded one. Oh my god, you know who needed Peter Griffin today. What? The Thunderbolts? Oh god, that was a thing that immediately popped in my brain. Him fighting the goddamn chicken. I'm like where is this chicken coming from? This guy beats me with the sign one more time. What you get for tossing the dice wrong? Oh my god, that's funny. Nothing wrong with a natural, nothing wrong with a. We can all get behind my number two man in black. What's your? All get behind my number two Men in Black. What's your number one, sir? My number one is actually going to just make you guys not face palm. But you're like we should have fucking seen this comic. Who says we didn't? It is a series. It is a series. Oh so it's not a porn movie with, it's a series based on a video game franchise. That's Resident Evil. I rewatch Resident Evil Apocalypse once almost every month. Deadass, do I almost thought you were going to say Raccoon City, for no reason that one too. I rewatch one and I say the test was in that movie, deadass. I don't have much to do with the games, I admit that, but one is fun. I love the Netflix series. That was. One is great. Two is one of my favorites. Three good action. Three four Final chapter is the only one that pissed me off. So you're not just watching it for the main character. I love Mila Jovovich, that's queen, but the movies are just entertaining. I just love the movies. That is almost a guilty pleasure because a lot of people don't like them. I think I overestimate how many people there's a lot of people that like them. My YouTuber just was ranking video game movies and he said I'm a defender of these movies. He's a defender of them too. Just fun movies that just have nothing to do with the games almost, and, like I said, apocalypse gets rewatched a lot. You got fucking. But Raccoon City actually had a couple things that made me a little. Eh, they made Leon a bumbling idiot. That is not a good, that's bad. That made me mad, very mad. The only time he's a bumbling idiot is if I'm playing Resident Evil, and I hated that and she and she did good. But whenever Resident Evil's brought up, I will bring this up. That Jill in Welcome to Raccoon City is not my Jill, it is Apocalypse Jill. That is my Jill, that is perfect Jill. Never again. There will never be another Jill like that, never. What was her name? Shannon Gullery, I think it was Never. That was just prime Jill and Mike Epps. Mike Epps just did his thing. Then they killed him. Well, they killed almost all the main cast in the third one. Kill him off, kill him off man. You know the funniest revelation from the movie Sitting there like whoa? Just Paul WS Anderson. In general he looks at Mila Jovovich a lot. What the fuck? Or that's his wife, no wonder. Well, yes, no see. That's why I was like there's Resident Evil. I don't think Resident Evil was there. They are. I rewatched them way too much. My brain cells decrease a little bit each day each time I watch it. But Sienna Gullery, sienna Gullery yep, that's Jill. I forgot she was in a movie that never got finished as a series. Aragon that's Jill. I forgot she was in a movie that never got finished as a series. Eragon that's Jill. They gave her the classic outfit and I'm like that's Jill, that's Jill, that's Jill. Fuck you Colorado. The only thing Welcome to Raccoon City did that bothered me was they did follow the games, but they're sandwiching the fucking three games in the one. I'm like what are you doing? Stop this sandwich shit. But I'm very curious for the next one. For the next, because the guy who did Barbarians got the helm for the next Resident Evil stuff. Barbarian and Weapons, the one with the kids. That's the guy who did Barbarians got the helm for the next Resident Evil stuff. Barbarian and Weapons, the one with the kids. That's the guy who directs, come on, is doing Resident Evil, the next Resident Evil. I was watching that trailer first and I was like, okay, this is just a movie about a school shooting. And then all of a sudden, from the director, a Barbarian popped up. I was like, huh, hold on. This is still one of two ways. I don't think he's watched Barfarian. It's not really a scary movie, but it'll just fucking. There's a fucking inbred monster down there that wants to be the teacher for Weapon. Is Silver Surfer, by the way? What? The teacher for Weapon? Yeah, julia Garner. Yeah, that is Silver Surfer the name out of the hat. She was a wolfman. Where the fuck is that? Oh, that's down. I told you what my first one was. I didn't have interest in it. I was like how are you going to make a monster movie like this? I was a little turned off, wolfman, because my reviewer, who loves the guy who directed it and loves fucking horror movies, was very I was one of his most anticipated movies of the year and he did not like it that much. He said it was a little disappointing and I was like, oh well, you know, what's going to make me pissed off is shit. It's like you're just doing the dark fucking universe to me again, aren't you? You're going to make me want something and it's going to be shit. Yeah, but I don't think Wolfman did enough to make me want anything out of that universe. Oh yeah, because they're trying to make Dracula and fucking me and shit. Well, we got Dracula Untold and then we got the mummy and it was like oh, there is a problem with Mummy movies. We even got Declan Hyde in that movie. Problem with any movie's Mummy is everyone's going to be like Brendan Fraser. That's the problem. I don't think that was the problem with the one. They just decided to go really weird and it was a really fucked up reason for him turning into the Mummy. For me it was a little bit, because I hold Mummy movies to a standard, because I love the two. It had nothing to the lore, the mummy itself, the female mummy that held true to the lore and shit of old movies and all that, but him turning into the mummy. You know, being a servant, the servant part, can I send you to Warner Brothers and tell them that about Snape? The internet has told that about Snape. The internet has told them about Snape. They don't give a shit. Oh, they don't. Jk Rowling doesn't even have a hand in it, not anymore. She was supposed to. You know what I swear? Because I think about the Mummy. It'd be a tougher list. There'd be too much a lot of thinking involved. But do like a top 10 buddies. That's definitely an honorary mention, actually For rewatches. If we ever did a top 10 buddies in movies, top three is Rick O'Reilly and Artis Bate. You know who would be on my list right now? What For what? For buddies? Top 10 buddies? Yeah, ben Affleck and John Barenthal. I'm not kidding Top Ten Buddies, so you didn't hear me. Rick O'Connell and Ernest May Shut up. That's just you, and Lowe and shit. That's why you say it. No, I prefer to Thompson. Is he driving your blimp? Hey, you leave him alone. He got screwed. What the fuck was his name? What the fuck was his name? The black guy that drove the blimp? I forgot his name. Now, I don't know. That kind of pisses me off. He shoots at Arnie. Take a shot at him. Hey, that's half mine, you know, no, it's not. And fucking John Hanna, who I love, is always funny. That's half mine, you know. No, it's not. I don't know what you're talking about. Fizzy buttons yeah, in the end, when John Hanna was about to diamond. That's half mine, you know. No, it's not. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, we're at. Oh wait, we're at Matt's one, we're at the ones. Now, here we go. We got Mine was a franchise, so I kind of copped out my number one's part of a franchise. It is too. I have a guess in my head. I'm not gonna. You can say it. I'll tell you you're wrong, I am wrong. He loves telling us we're wrong, so just give him it. Is it Kingsman? Really? Kingsman is on my honorable mentions, damn it. Okay, my honorable mentions were the Suicide Squad, kingsman, the Meg. Oh yeah, that is a stupid ass fun movie. And I was going to give a shout out to Deadpool Wolverine, because eventually that movie will be on the stopped end of most re-watched movies. You're just going to re-watch the intro. That's his intro and the ending. I'm watching both. That's his ending, not the ending. No, it's the team-up where he gets his shirt ripped off. You're gonna watch those two parts. Alright, movie's over. No, I love the Madonna part too. He doesn't get a. Matt has said that that's when he's down at work. That's his go to. Okay, I need to get happy. It's one of those. It's also the Bahamut fight scene. I have those saved on my computer. No, my number one is Lord of the Rings the two towers. How did we not guess Lord of the Rings? I'm pissed, fucking sorrow. Oh yeah, because we haven't talked about the ring rings of power in a while. It was mentioned when I talked about Clerks 2. No, I'm talking about the show. Oh God, the rings of power. Rings of power Came around the same time as Vox Machina, the IOI. Vox Reacher in two days. Yep, I wanted you to say something too. Two days, yep, I wanted you to say something to him. Yeah, yep, I know where your dedication lies. That's what you're going to watch Reacher in two days. I don't even know why. I answered your phone call in my car now. Thanks, jay, but I had. He hasn't talked to me all week since he's watched them. What? Maybe I had a wrong conversation with me, since you told me you watched them all. Maybe, it's true, I lose track of my conversations sometimes, but the last message you sent me until today was thinking of ideas for podcasts, and then you took four hours to respond to that comment. This is true. At work, I'm spotty. To that comment. This is true. At work, I'm spotty. I'm still spotty at work. It took this long for that jab to come. You guys like you're like, wait a minute. I had to throw it out there, as no I. It was my fault, though, because I said reacher, matt was thinking it right when you said vox moly, you watch fucking reacher and do it. I thought about it earlier because you brought up something that made me think of Reacher. You said something oh, this son of a bitch. You know why I liked it. Tell me how many times Reacher showed his ass. No, what the fuck? I just like the bullshit fights Him and Pauly is goaded. I tried to tell you you did. Sorry, I was crying. When fucking Reacher's going down the street, pauly comes out the woods in the background. Oh, come on. Ironically, we've seen him in another movie. We've seen Pauly in a movie. We didn't realize it back then. The bear no, pauly is in the prison in Black Widow. The bear, the Ursel Fuck Ursa Major. He was supposed to be Ursa Major. Yeah, he was in Black Widow and gets his arm broken, supposedly one of Guardian's homeboys. Oh my god, this gets thrown away though. Yeah, it was, and I had to actually message Max. I was like what's the one that Richin wants to do? That they won't do? And you said it's some heavy conspiracy one. I sent you a response to that. You're like Amazon won't fucking do it Because it's got so much to do with kidnapping President's daughter or something like that. It's got all this conspiracy theory stuff that they won't touch on. Kidnap Trump's daughter. You're like that's funny. But I understand now because I actually like the Reacher movies with Tom Cruise and now when I watch the series I see what Matt's talking about. He's like Dean, you need to watch the series. That's a better representation of Reacher because fucking Tom Cruise is so fucking tiny. Yeah Well, I mean, it's the same thing with the other Amazon series that they did for Tom Clancy, is it Clancy? Lee Child writes the fucking Lee Child writes the Reacher books. And I know because I walked by the Reacher. What is the show's name, matt, I know you've watched it too. What? The Tom Clancy series? Jack Ryan, jack Ryan, that's another one you should check out. It's a little. It's not as action-packed as Richard was also violent. He was just breaking motherfuckers' arms and shit. I'm like, oh fuck, when he was talking to me the entire time just about the show, when I was messaging him, I was just sending him Allison and Alan Richardson, yeah, having a conversation. That's all I was doing. Exactly Funny. Opposite of Matt, matt likes every season, but he thinks each season went down a little bit. I think each season went up a little bit. So I'm opposite a little bit, though Each season jumped in action, kind of. Maybe. Each season had more guns, more action, more sex, and I love season one. That hooked me right away. I just love Neely calling him out for how slow he is and wait and who? It was. Season two, I told you the message. I fucking like dude. What's his, what was his name? No, he was part of O'Donnell. Yeah, that was my dude, that was my dude. I told him not to get too attached and he was like what do you mean To O'Donnell? I was like he died. My officer, my detective, russo died. That was my boy. Russo died In the book. I just wanted him to be sitting on his bed in the helicopter seat because of what I said. Oh, I hope he was In the book. Russo's actually the bad guy Instead of the police captain. Really, yeah, they do flip them things, but that's what I didn't do. I've never read the book, neither have I, I just do. I've watched breakdowns of it, but they wanted to flip it on its head a little bit and give you a. I like the house setting too. Did you cringe a little bit when What's-His-Name said who the fuck is Sarah Connor? Oh, and there were three. Um, there were three. There's a different love interest each season, kind of, yeah, dixon's my favorite, oh, you probably guessed that Dixon's my favorite. Season three I hated her. I hated her. What was the accent? Go away, I don't know. She was kind of ugly and I thought what Shit, dude, I'm glad no celebrity actually listens to us. What was the name? What was the name of season three? The name of it? There was a girl that was in the undercover and she was trying to save the whole time. I forgot Teresa the maid, not the maid, not the maid, the girl that they were trying to save the entire time. Yeah, okay, the undercover person got it. Yeah, and I'm like, if you say her fucking name one more fucking time, I'll be fucking pissed Because in the final episode all she's talking about is saving them. I'm like, no, save fucking dude and his kid. Fuck her, fuck her. Save dude and his kid. Dad didn't die, he died saving his son. But still, I'm like I don't care about this girl, I don't care, I don't care. That was the only thing that was bugging me. She wasn't ugly, it was just a kind of a little different quality. First season, the top was hot, rickson was just, and then down a little bit. I'm like what happened? I don't? I don't think Reacher actually has a love interest in the one that he was doing. The fourth yeah, the one he wanted was doing the fourth yeah, the one he wanted to do. That I don't look conspiracy, serious stuff. I don't think he actually has a love interest in that one. So it would be a change. Yeah, it was his interest. That was just interesting. As long as the president's daughter is attractive, I don't think he'd care. Oh, you know what, how old is the daughter? I don't attractive, I don't think he'd care. Oh, you know what. Who's the daughter? I don't know. I don't get context on what you're talking about. Funny part of second one. Was it season two? I don't remember. No, this was season one, but I had mentioned to Jay about the dog plotline in season one. He kept jumping the fence. I knew he would like that. Oh, I remember it was in season two when Reacher says I got a friend and it's Finley. I'm like, hey, it's Finley again. And they expect to see you again All three seasons. No, you don't see. Do you see Finley in three? Yeah, I don't think you do. You do not see anyone with the original cast in three. While in Chicago, jack Reacher is helping out a young woman with an injured leg with her dry cleaning when they are captured at gunpoint by three men and thrown into a car. Young woman doing her own laundry what book Twenties? Die trying. What Was Tom Cruise's based on a book too? Yeah, it had to have been a book. I think it was a book. They're all based on books. Okay, yeah, because there's a shit ton of books. There's a whole fucking shelf of them. When I was walking at Barnes I seen them. I was like, oh, they're in the Reacher books. Damn, there's like 20 of these bitches. The bad part about the Reacher books is they're all kind of out of order. Oh, there's a thing on Wikipedia for chronological and I'm like Jesus Christ, this makes no sense. Killing Floor is the first season, which is what the first season is based off of. Die Trying is book two, which is the one he wants to do. Oh boy, season one had the most. Um, there's not a season three, dude, that was a bastard. But season one had the most villain. I wanted dead. I hated that little punk kid. I fool him. I'm like, yes, burn him. Burn him with holy fire, good Fire, good way, kill him. And the fucking villain in season two was fucking Peacemaker's dad, also called T2. Yeah, I mean, go right to Peacemaker's dad, because Peacemaker's dad was a borderline. They didn't pay off on that joke until season three, right, they didn't pay off on that joke until season three, did they? The Sarah Connor one? Yeah, oh, season three. I have one of my favorite endings to a season, though. I'm getting on his bike and I'm just riding. Oh, yeah, good ending. Alright, jay, what was your one, since Reacher fucking just stole the show TMNT. Okay, the franchise For the original three Before the Woos came into picture. Yeah, I would say it'd probably be the original ones. I would say it'd probably be more to the original ones. I liked two. I re-watched the first. They won a lot. I liked two, but I re-watched the first. I re-watched the first Bay one a lot. I only watch those with my niece and nephew, not the second one. I hate the second one. I want Poo Poo. I'm going to make you watch that one. Let me see how many times you say Poo, poo. That's terrible, that's terrible. Me and my low-key just loving Michael Bay. Michael Bay, me and my low-key just loving Michael Bay. Fuck you, jay. Explosions, action, hot women. Dean Dean, happy be happy, fits right in there with your autism boat. Just be glad it's not trains, trains, trains. God, did I have any? Like I already said, my honorable mentions, I just don't know. If I had any, oh, oh, wrote the Dragon Tattoo, that would be. I don't rewatch that often because it's a mystery and they kind of lose their fucking. A mystery movie is never the same. When you rewatch it. It's never the same. You know exactly what's going to happen. That's why I can't fucking Inspector Clouseau, those movies you know. Death on an Island Clouseau are you talking about? Perrault? Clouseau is like that's Pink Panther. I was like you mixed that up. But yeah, I couldn't re-watch fucking any of the Agatha Christie ones. I couldn't. The only reason I ever do is because my grandma has them on. Mystery movies lose their fucking charm after the first watch, especially if they're a really good mystery. They just lose their Like. Matt called that one because I had watched them all, because it was on Hulu. I watched it, matt was. I was talking to Matt about movies and he said watch Haunting in Venice because you will like that one, that'll be your favorite one. And it was. He's like you'll like. Haunting in Venice Didn't have a real villain. Death on an Isle was pretty good. It was good too. Well, that was fucking Elgato, would you say. She acted in that one. She went in a movie I don't know More than halfway through the movie where she died Seven. That's just a classic. Again, brad Pittmore mystery though. So they lose their luster so I don't rewatch them as much. It's at least more rewatchable. It's in the box. I literally put Adam Sandler out of a bunch because I can rewatch a shit ton of Adam Sandler movies just for background shit. I can Will Ferrell do it, but Will Ferrell. It's actually kind of sad For the three of the comedy legends that I could rewatch any of their movies. You would have Robin Williams, jim Carrey, adam Sandler, yep, you can tell I'm slightly younger because Sandler's in there, but Will Ferrell's in there. You can tell I'm slightly younger Because Sandler's in there, but Will Ferrell's in there. You can tell I'm slightly younger because Will Ferrell's in there. Will Ferrell has had me in Will Ferrell, vince Vaughn. I can tell I'm a little younger Because I still have Sandler. But then I got newer ones, vaughn's. A lot of Vaughn's are great. Will Ferrell's Chris Farley movies I can re-watch. I can re-watch those Black Sheep and Tommy Blood what's that for? It's a Trump joke and I'm okay with it. Oh God, after he brought up Black Sheep, I'm about to bring up Black Cats, cindy Tweedy, no, black Cats are not bad luck, they're just orange cap. That's a Garfield joke, a Trump joke. Oh God. Do I have to bring up the movie log to see what we got to look forward to? Well, whatever, what's next? Fucking, I got it. What is our next one? That warrants a podcast, I wonder. If only the fans would let us know. Philippines, please. Well, we already said we wouldn't do one on Mission Impossible, so technically, the next movie would be Lilo and Stay well here. See me and him add shit to the list as well. So, rosario, we did Thunderbolts. We just watched Shadowforce. I threw out there for shits and giggles. I don't even know what Shadowforce is. See, we got a trailer for it. It's an action movie. It didn't look nothing special, but it was an action movie. Hurry Up Tomorrow. Lilo and Stitch same weekend. That's the same weekend. And here, bring her back the Circle With Karate Kid. Same weekend I've got Karate Kid and Life of a Child Ballerina would have. That would be an episode, but that would be the episode after our next one. That's June 10th Because Karate. Karate Kid, I wanted to do's. June 10th Because Karate Kid I wanted to do like top 10 mentors. I thought that'd be a good, nice list for that. You have how to Train your Dragon after Ballerina Yep, but that would be a reset week, yep. And then, 28 years later, oh no, that's the fuck show. We're starting to get into summer. Fuck, show's coming. Because then you got Jurassic World, rebirth after that. Then you got Superman Unless you want us to do a fucking podcast at TopCon Jurassic World. Then you got Superman. Well, that one's an automatic podcast. We know that. Fantastic four yeah, that one we're trying to figure out because we're in Green Bay for a day. That's not my problem, it is our problem. We'll figure it out. And for sure, fantastic Four, fantastic Four On the 26th of July. That's going to be a rough summer. Yeah, you're telling me, because you've got Naked Gun the week after that. Yep, naked Gun, I'm definitely going to see it. That new trailer just sold it for me, me and Jay. I have came up with an idea to save some of these, because me and Jay will go see them so he don't have to be down here all the time. If it's not a podcast and Matt don't have. Well, matt could actually go too technically. We'd, technically, we'd go to somebody's on a Friday after work. Maybe It'd be like an 8.30, 9 o'clock movie. So you guys, problem, I'm available all Fridays. Would you go at like 8, 9 o'clock on Friday after? It doesn't change what we started out, as that's true. So that's an idea. It's just going to be harder to do a podcast. Yeah, it'd be harder to do a podcast, but I was mainly saying that for shit ones we just want to see. I added weapons on the Friday before 414. It's going to be so fucking fucked up. And then there's the other one that came up out of fucking nowhere Witch Board. It's a remake. Oh, witch Board, your horror movies. Yeah, we only put those down so they can have representation on the top 20. There's still one on here. You don't even know if you're going to see Conjuring. I'm going to see it, but they're losing their luster. Other than that, we have October. October is the ones with the actual movies. We know we're going to see Tron Ares, the Black Phone 2, mortal Kombat 2. We already know Mortal Kombat 2 is going to be a special, because I'm dragging that son of a bitch. I'm dragging him, I don't care, I've seen the first one. It's not like we have any movies he has to watch in between. The only movie I have down for November is Predator Badlands. Oh, and the top 10 for Mortal Kombat has got to be top 10 Mortal Kombat characters. I think JJ could probably do it off his dome. He ain't got to write shit down. I can't Off your dome or you'd have trouble doing that. Anyway, I wouldn't have 10. Damn, we have nothing in December. Yeah, but other stuff's gonna get released. C-suit's supposed to be in November and that just got announced. Yeah, fucking movie trailers have been so spotty coming soon for no date. The uh, dark force, black force. What the hell did? I just say shadow force. We didn't have a date for that movie until a week before we saw a trailer. Where the fuck has that trailer been? That's what we got. Where the fuck is that trailer, ben? That's what we got. We'll figure it out. It's going to be a fucking murky messy. That's a pretty good one. President Trump expected to rename San Andreas' fault to Joe Biden's fault. That one is good. I don't care, that's a pretty good one. Not a single American should have a problem. That one is funny. That one's clever. That's a pretty good one. Not a single American should have a problem. That one is funny. That one's clever. That's clever. I mean shit. I mean I don't know. Matt has said the Harry Potter episode's dead, even though I don't. It's dead. No, it's not, it's dead. I will breathe life into it, nope, as soon as the HBO series comes out. Oh, I will breathe life into it as soon as the HBO series comes out. Oh God, it's as dead as the Dementors kiss. Instead of breathing life into it, I had to make the joke. Oh, my God, he's just Sirius Black at this point. Well, it's better than Snape. It's a different kind of black. It definitely is. I made the joke. I made the joke at work. It's like so we have James Potter, peter Pettigrew, and then you get Lupin and Sirius, so all people born relatively in the same city. Remus Lupin. You know, I love when, whether you like or not, I love when everyone comes and likes to attack JK Rowling. I sit there and just think it's like you know she's got so she don't care what anybody thinks of her. No, her last picture was a fucking A-team reference. She's got the drink in her hand and a fucking cigar in her mouth. I love it when a plan works. She's got so much fucking money the fuck she care. How are they doing the fucking Harry Potter series? Each season's gonna be a book. Yep, that's the plan which technically would work out for the books, considering it would do it I don't know more justice than the books were able to do. It would work out least well for book season one they actually didn't skip a lot. For movie one no, just school stuff. Yeah, I think I commented that I'd like to see more of the trials that they did skip, because they only did like three of the six or seven trials. So that would be nice. But that's an episode. We got the biggest one, the chessboard. You got the broom chasing the key, the chessboard, the only one. You. The snitch, the rolling snitch. That was the last one, wasn't it? No, the whatever the plant is called Magigora? No, well, that wasn't. No, that wasn't too. The plant that didn't like sunlight that Hermione figured out. It's called the something snitch or whatever, or snatch Banner snatch. That's not the banner snatch, all right. Well, I laid out what we got Anything else to add here before we send. Our biggest question mark is the episode between now and the one after the next one. We know what the one after our next one is. We don't know what the next one is. It's going to be a giggle shits episode. A giggle shits. We just sit here talking random shit like we normally do. There is no course. Well, I knew the top ten was going to get random. We don't have a captain, of course. Let's go to Robin's see, we're supposed to be the captain. Yeah, then I found out we do better when we bullshit. Well, I knew that top ten was going to be random bullshit. It's random shit. I like that top 10 was going to be random bullshit that we worked on. It's random shit. I like that because it was just random movies that we might not get a chance to. Why am I going to get a chance to talk about comedies? Because we don't see comedies often. Devil's Snare, devil's Snare, the Devil's Snare. You know what list I want us to do and somehow add to a list. It's sort of like this one Guilty Pleasures. I actually like that. Guilty Pleasure movies, yeah, this kind of was our Guilty Pleasures, we watch our Guilty Pleasures. That was kind of the thing this movie turned into that. I see that more so as movies we watch that people don't expect us to watch. If I were to say, say, my number one right now would be Anyone but you, that's too good, though. Too good. It's too good, it's too good. Another one of them up and rising stars Glenn Powell. He's an old man now though. Yep, that's Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney castsney Sweeney casts his black at me. Oh, keep dreaming, buddy. Is that how you want to send us off? Oh yeah, are we going to ignore the fact that Peter loves watching Star Wars but doesn't realize that Nick Fury is Mace Windu? It's because all the younglings were killed. Oh, and you think all the younglings were killed? Oh, and you think what the young thinks? The poor younglings Slaughtered. We're draining here, man, we're draining, not really. We opened up the dam with the top ten and now we're draining. There's a lot of yap in there. Well, I guess that's it. We gotta cut it. Have a good night, everyone Signing off Until the Harry Potter episode.
