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When East Meets West Again: The Enduring Philosophy of Miyagi-do
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In this episode, we embark on a journey through the latest chapter in the beloved Karate Kid saga with "Karate Kid Legends." Jackie Chan's triumphant return to American cinema brings the perfect blend of martial arts mastery and heartfelt mentorship, channeling the spirit of Mr. Miyagi while making the role distinctly his own. Ben Wang emerges as a revelation in the lead role of Lee, delivering a performance that balances vulnerability and determination with remarkable depth.
What makes this film stand out among legacy sequels is its thoughtful approach to honoring what came before while confidently charting its own path. Rather than relying on recycled moves like the crane kick, "Legends" introduces fresh techniques and training methods that feel authentic to the franchise's philosophy. The New York setting provides a vibrant playground for the story to unfold, with the five boroughs tournament sequence offering both nostalgic callbacks and contemporary energy.
Ralph Macchio's return as Daniel LaRusso feels earned rather than forced, creating a meaningful connection between generations of karate kids. We discuss how the film approaches fan service with restraint, the father-son dynamics that add emotional weight, and why the martial arts philosophy at the heart of these stories continues to resonate across decades. Though box office results have been modest, the film's positive reception speaks to the enduring power of these characters and themes.
The conversation shifts to our "Top Ten Senseis in Fiction" list, where we debate the greatest mentors across film, television, and anime—from Mr. Miyagi and Master Roshi to Iroh, Yoda, and Morpheus. What makes a truly great teacher? Is it their philosophy, their techniques, or the lasting impact they have on their students? Join us for this deep dive into martial arts mentorship and storytelling, and stick around for our preview of next episode's Ballerina review!
Hello everyone, welcome to the Night Fallsville podcast. Miyagi-do Karate Edition. Karate Kid Legends review. Yes, there I got it just about the same as the first time. What about the Han Dynasty? Han Dynasty, yeah, the other branch, this isn't Dynasty Warriors the stronger branch?
Speaker 2:Oh, yes, this isn't Dynasty Warriors.
Speaker 1:Oh, you'd love it if we were talking about that?
Speaker 2:Oh, this isn't Dynasty Warriors.
Speaker 1:You'd love it A video game reference.
Speaker 2:I don't think we could have a podcast strictly just about the Dynasty Warriors.
Speaker 1:Matt could do it. He'd just be like Dynasty Warriors, that's like me. With a Metal Gear Solid episode just rambling for five hours about the whole history, everyone would be napping by the first hour, not 20 minutes, I don't know. People watch the videos on YouTube and they're like four hours long. Well, I thought this was a fabulous little martial arts movie, good addition to the Karate Kid franchise. I don't know where it's going to fall on my list just yet. I'll find out Monday. Oh yeah, speaking of, I should add that to the list. I love when Jackie makes movies. He's been over in China a little too long as far as making movies. When was his last movie? You don't want to look that up, because then you're just going to get the ones he makes in China. Oh well, is it going to be the Foreigner? Is that the last one he did that came to America? Possibly it might have been. I think there's one about a cyborg or some shit. A cyborg Wait, that's the one you did with John Cena. No.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 1:Well, I still. I think it's a good addition to the franchise with all the other movies and Cobra Kai thrown in there.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised it's called Legends and not Legacy. Yeah, what? What was the last one, the last one that didn't go straight to Bleeding Steel? Is that the movie you were thinking of? Yes, probably it's more recent, but it's not his most recent. It's his most recent. The Panda, huh, the panda one. The panda one, yeah, there's one where he's taking care of a panda in a zoo. Unless that one was just China. Goodnight Beijing. Right on A legend that's relatively new Panda plant, panda plant, oh God yeah.
Speaker 2:No, that was actually an alright movie.
Speaker 1:But his tactic in the last movie that came over to America was his voice role of Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I do not fucking count that, I'm not counting it. Nothing against Jackie for that role. But that. Splinter was what the fuck? Jay's become very lukewarm on that movie, like me he's like. Eh, I don't mind it as an introduction for kids to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but I don't want them thinking that that's what it is.
Speaker 2:You know that splitter.
Speaker 1:That is Michelangelo Kawabunga. He Jackie Chan was. His girlfriend is a cockroach. Oh God, I think that's probably what throws me off.
Speaker 2:That sums up the movie by itself.
Speaker 1:I think what's his name? I think Ben Wang was kind of a star in the movie. I actually really liked him. I actually want to see him in more stuff. Lee.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I liked him a lot.
Speaker 1:I liked him. You gotta, if you want to be, you gotta be a good like pro tag. I mean, larusso was great, so, hey, if they didn't already do the Shang-Chi movie, he'd have been a good cast. Yeah, oh, yeah, he was. Yeah, actually, you know what? No, dc, you already have the potential here. He's been in the literal name of the fucking hero's name, karate Kid. Cast him as the Karate Kid. Dc literally has a character named the Karate Kid. That's all his thing. He's been in an animated movie. Oh, God.
Speaker 1:You say oh God don't cringe at it, but it's true. They had a good story too. I actually like the story. I like the story. It's weird seeing Ralph come to New York when the only karate kid I know from new york was, uh, from four, yeah, would you say. Her name was. It was. The actress was hillary swank yes, but that's the karate kid that people forget exists. Oh, that's kind of sad considering. I remember that one and don't remember the one before it.
Speaker 1:yeah, what, what the? It actually pisses me off that she hasn't made any sort of cameo in anything they've done recently. Nope.
Speaker 2:Not even in this.
Speaker 1:That's like the forgotten Karate Kid no one cares. No, if not Ralph Macchio, we don't care. It's the second most one. We're pretending. We don't want to pretend. Oh, no, wait, never mind, she was in Maine, I believe. Yeah, she wasn't in New York.
Speaker 2:She was in Maine, oh yeah, the other one, the James Smith one, is kind of the James Smith one is where we don't want to exist, Kind of written out now Okay.
Speaker 1:I kind of wanted it to exist, just not in the mythos that they were treating it as Sorry, jackieagi, that's not possible. Didn't expect that. That was just a voice. I fucking love the interview where he says I don't know where I found the miyagi voice and he just goes into character and just continues speaking the way miyagi does. The one thing I like, though they paid homage to the other movies, but some movies have, oh God, what do a lot of reviewers say that I do agree with to an extent? A little over fan service, like the fact that I didn't see a crane kick was like oh no, crane. No, don't use the crane kick.
Speaker 2:The crane kick's in every fucking movie.
Speaker 1:They actually created a new move just for this one, and I like it. Don't do the crane kick, for God's sakes.
Speaker 2:You can bring it up, Matt.
Speaker 1:I just want to give an example on that. Since you made me very disappointed in myself To understand why I made that reference. Prime example of over-fan servicing a little bit. And I love the movie, but Alien Romulus, when they said get away from her, you bitch. Oh, that's forced, you forced that. It was Boston, not Maine. That's what I mean by forced fan service.
Speaker 2:Didn't they Connecticut?
Speaker 1:And they didn't enforce much, except I mean Pepsi's obnoxious product placement was great. Movies are the one thing that make me forget my geography. For some reason, you were in the right time zone, not hard there for the 13 colonies? What about Pepsi's obnoxious product placement? What about Marco's Pizza right in the beginning, right on the taxi, after having a pizza bean all throughout the movie, stuffed crust? Yeah, would you like that as a nickname?
Speaker 1:Oh one of the funniest things to me that fucking names they were coming up with for that fucking oh, oh what. One of them was called Red Beret, which was a reference to Street Fighter. What the fuck was the other? The tornado one, red Tornado. No, the names on the fucking screen. Some of the names were fucking Buddha, stevens, buddha.
Speaker 2:Stevens, buddha Stevens.
Speaker 1:I said, most stereotypical Tekken name ever, buddha Stevens. That was advertised in the fucking movie. Did you see?
Speaker 2:it yeah.
Speaker 1:I saw it. So the next Karate Kid that was the name of the movie, because we're getting a six. Yeah, how much did the movie box office gross? Oh no, it was probably horrid, I'm sad.
Speaker 2:Does it have a?
Speaker 1:budget. Yes, what was its budget? 12, 12 million, none of the movie. None of the little karate kids were big budget. No, it was very easy to make. It's mostly choreography. Yeah, 12, 10, 12 million. It was budget. It was scenery. They probably paid more to shoot in New York than they did anything else. I'll look at the other ones after that too, but Matt is laughing so bad, like it's bad. It's not pretty. What a million. It's not that bad. I fucking hate that dude. Two, three million, 15.8, and its budget was 12.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh, it barely made its budget back no don't remember, it only makes 50 of that, yeah, so so in the first week it didn't even make half of what it needed to. I mean, that's the total box office, run box office, because it's already been out for three days Thursday, friday, saturday, that's.
Speaker 2:Hilary Swank's.
Speaker 1:Oh, hilary Swank's. Oh, I said, I was saying four, okay.
Speaker 2:This is five by definition. I thought you were talking about this one.
Speaker 1:No, no, they didn't expect that movie to do jack shit. It was barely advertised. You want to know how? When you were a kid, do you remember seeing anything for that movie? Yes, because it went to Disney almost immediately. People Ralph Macchio in it no, we don't care pretty much. Disney almost almost immediately. Yeah, people ralph macchio in it no, oh, we don't care, though, pretty much I mean karate, look ralph macchio's in it.
Speaker 2:His face is right there, remember this, at least this I'm not gonna lie I.
Speaker 1:I bought the fucking bundle on voodoo just because I got, but I, oh my god I mainly bought it for the three I mean oh my god, I'm terrible, I'm the worst I bought it. I bought a triple feature of karate kid on on Blu-ray. It's the first three, though the fourth one yeah, mine came with the four. I know I had to buy four separately. I didn't want the fourth, I don't need that. Three made almost $40 million. Hey, in 1989. People were still happy.
Speaker 2:Three's, probably the weakest one.
Speaker 1:Because you're only paying like $5 a ticket. Do you think Karate Kid made more or less than one? Damn the budget. This had a decent budget, $45 million in 1986? Is that the first Karate Kid? No two, two, oh yeah, part two. I'm actually surprised part two had more. Oh wait, why did it say Weird? No, they're all listing the budgets as 12 million. Basically, all over the movie it made 130. So you think Karate Kid 1 made more or less, somehow less, somehow less? Well, I would have Based on the hype of 1, I would estimate 2 probably to getting more.
Speaker 2:That's why I said somehow less.
Speaker 1:I would agree. I think one made less, more tied. I think two made one. I actually think one made more by $300,000. That actually makes sense for me. Because Cobra Kai was so fucking popular they brought it back. Bring back Cobra Kai. We don't care about the other people, it's Cobra Kai was so fucking popular, they brought it back. Bring back Cobra Kai. Yeah, we don't care about the other people, it's Cobra Kai, we care about Cobra Kai. They even referenced it in this. Except for a fucking Viper, we ended up with a Tiger. That Connor Day's fucking little dojo was like the most Teemu fucking Cobra Kai I've ever fucking seen, though that's one great. What the fuck Timu shit is this? How the fuck does a loan shark end up teaching karate Because he's a businessman? I don't think they acquired him as a loan shark. They were qualified for him as just they didn't justify their Entrepreneur.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they didn't justify A New.
Speaker 1:York entrepreneur, where he could be a fucking badass in the streets.
Speaker 1:One thing I didn't get they loosely associated with, like, since he has a fighter background, that he just asked a friend for money, kind of thing. But the friend is a douchebag. Yeah, one thing I wanted to see I did not get, because first off you only got one little spat there when they all jumped him. I wanted to see Jackie Chan and Ralph fight a little more, but they didn't fight that much. They really only fought them goons at one time I was not I wanted to see one of them beat up connor's head teacher dude.
Speaker 1:I'm like, ah, they ain't gonna do it. I was not expecting to see jackie chan to do the hip thrust. I wasn't asking for a jackie chan fight scene in the kitchen, oh yeah just the stereo stereo, just the stereo.
Speaker 2:There wasn't him.
Speaker 1:Yes, there was.
Speaker 1:With the pans. I swear to God, that was a body double. That very well could have been, but that's still the most Jackie Chan thing ever. Yes, well, so now you see me. What the fuck. Especially where they kept switching the foot and the light switch going on and off. Yeah, going on and off. Yeah, I like what he went to get. When he went to get Dan and he's like you'll come, no, I'm busy, I'll see you in New York. Walks away, was it like? Three days later, shows up what was as part of the shipping background. I want to know what shipping service they used to get the pizza to California. Yeah, what the fuck, considering shipping service they used to get the pizza to California. Yeah, what the fuck, considering it only costs like $1,100. Plus tip yeah, miyagi-do, it's a billion dollar idea, daniel, all right, all right, all right, fine, let's go on tandem.
Speaker 2:If you owned a pizza company, what would you call it?
Speaker 1:That's. You can't put me on the spot like that. I am putting something involving sausage. Big Dean's Pizza. Nope, nope, what? No? No, I got, I got, no, flip those around. Dean's Big Pizza. Yes, dean's Big Pizza, ddd's pizza it's not.
Speaker 2:It's not Big Dean's pizza, it's Dean's pizza. I'll say it. I said it before that was one of my gripes.
Speaker 1:Oh, come on. Johnny Lawrence is probably my favorite character in the whole franchise. Oh, you're not gonna put him in. Oh, there he is, he's a cameo, that's why you? That's why you tuned in to Cobra Kai he's a cameo.
Speaker 1:I like Because Johnny Lawrence is a good character. That is the perfect redemption character. He's not a total prick. He's got a family of his own now. Well, second family Sweep the leg. He had a family and that one was just. That's the coolest thing about Cobra Kai. A lot of it's about his redemption, but it's also him bonding with LaRusso, his former rival. Not everybody, I do recommend the show. It's a very easy, bingeable show.
Speaker 1:I agree, you can put it on in the background and still know what's going on. I have enough issues binging anime. You want to bring it up, or should I what?
Speaker 2:are you?
Speaker 1:talking about what? No, we make the joke at work all the time for some reason. Don't fucking dare, don't you dare.
Speaker 2:You fucking dare, yeah.
Speaker 1:but now I want to know you were just talking about it earlier. What Binging anime. No, which one? No, I'm going to say. Jay made the comment. He's like Dean, this son of a bitch In two days he'll go on Amazon and binge every single episode of Reacher and yet ignore something else that's on there. Fuck you, it's not an anime, that's it. That's like one. He's giving up hope. Yeah, here I am. I'm giving up hope on both of you for different reasons he's like I'm trying to say something.
Speaker 1:I sent him a clip of Grog being told to stay there because it was related to autism and you know listening to you literally, oh god, because it was related to autism and you know being, you know listening to you literally. He loved that clip. I love Grog. Grog's a shit. He likes Grog and Scanlan. He still will not watch the show. No, he won't. Mighty Nein coming out by the end of the year, reportedly. Oh shit, you're even doubly fucked. He's always to have you double reason to fucking get at you and then wait until the third campaign somehow ends up getting animated.
Speaker 2:Bertrand Bell, and then you're going to be like fuck.
Speaker 1:You're not getting Bertrand Bell. I want Bertrand Bell. You're not getting Bertrand Bell. I want Robbie. That's season three, or that's Bell. You're going to wait until the third fucking campaign comes out.
Speaker 2:Oh no, Pay attention to the show.
Speaker 1:I just want to hear Robbie sing. Robbie's going to sing. Yeah, not even that. He didn't do it in the stream. I am the only one who asked him to sing in this group when we met him. The stairs yeah, I wasn't there the stairs, you were off doing your own thing. The second time, the stairs Go on. The stairs go on. I need him to do that, but still, even so, I like the. Surprisingly. I like the. I forgot his name though. The dad little storyline in there. I like that storyline.
Speaker 2:That was a wholesome storyline. Why the?
Speaker 1:fuck, can't we remember his name? Charlie, charlie, who's? Charlie From Mighty Ducks? Oh, you fucker. I got you again. I got you again. I touched you again. I touched you again, I touched you again. I was going to make that joke. I wanted a soft hand so bad. I wanted a soft hand comment so bad. In every movie he's in, I wanted the fact that he's a boxer, victor Victor.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:How the fuck did we not get that off of Victory Pizza? Victor hey stuffed crust. It took him so long to come up with that name for that pizza place. When you really think about it, though, they changed up little things At it's core, and that's not a negative, but it's just they gotta stick with what works At it's core. It's the same, almost the same story as other Karate Kid movies.
Speaker 2:When you really think about it.
Speaker 1:Okay, this movie did story as other. Karate Kid movies. When you really think about it, this movie did better at bringing Karate Kid to a new generation than Jaden Smith's movie did. Yeah, probably, and I don't know if it's because Jaden Smith is set in China and it tried to do something, and I don't want to say different, because it wasn't really different. As weird as this sounds, karate Kid not being set in the States is kind of weird. That's kind of different to me. That makes it sound selfish.
Speaker 1:It's got to be the States, Not much. The States got so many great fucking sites for storytelling and shit so I can't really Would you have been happier if it was Japan, though.
Speaker 1:That's my bias though, but I'd still like Japan. I'm sorry, I said it in the theater. I didn't want to explore it. New York is one of the best settings for movies. It just is. It's New York, get a slice Search, where you get a slice, your New York slice. Yeah, get a slice. I made the joke. I was like God, I want to explore New York. I think Matt said you got a week or something like that, because that's how long you need.
Speaker 2:I got a day, and I only got a quarter of it.
Speaker 1:Dean, I don't want to go to New York with you because you'd turn into Zorro. I'm lost. I'd find somewhere fun. No, I'd probably find some sex dungeon somewhere, accidentally.
Speaker 2:So you'd end up on.
Speaker 1:Main Street.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:They have a literal red district there. Yeah, as far as I know, you'd somehow end up getting us there. Of course we end up here. Dean was leading us. Why did we let Dean lead us? Yes, you don't let him lead you anywhere. You either stand in line for three hours or you get lost.
Speaker 2:Not as easy as JJ you, let JJ lead you. That's even worse. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:I was talking about At the con, where he needed an adult. We're all sitting there. I'm never trusting him For a guy that can't Read a street sign. I'm sorry. No, he cannot. I like the. I've taken directions from this man twice and I've gotten lost both times. Oh, mike, you're talking about your loss of faith in us. I have trust. As far as I can throw people, I can throw him the farthest. That sucks. One reason is because he helps. Does that mean you have the least faith or trust in?
Speaker 2:me. No, it means I have the most faith in him. I'm not asking him for the least faith in us.
Speaker 1:I'm not asking him for directions. I've learned that lesson. We're going to the Halloween Express in Greenfield. Oh on, greenfield, my bad lesson. We're going to the Halloween Express in Greenfield. Oh on Greenfield, my bad Greenfield On Greenfield. Yes, oh, you know what was funny. You can laugh at them names, but they took over that five boroughs. Let's go a mini Street Fighter type fucking tournament type thing.
Speaker 1:Half the fucking names in the tournament were references to that. I'm like what? Oh, not Chun-Li, stop it the mother. No, not Chun-Li. No, that was a Chun-Li. She's my biggest problem with the movie. How, I knew we were going to get there at some point, but how? Because it didn't feel right for Mulan to tell her son not to fight. You're a dick for that. Sorry, that was my biggest problem. To her voice naturally saying no fighting. Yes, violence only leads to more violence. Well, yeah, you're right there, but that's not how it works with Kung Fu, you should know. Violence only leads to more violence. Well, yeah, you're right there, but that's not how it works with Kung Fu, you should know. That was my biggest problem with it. Hey, she came around in the end. Yeah, still didn't feel right.
Speaker 2:Hey, she was grieving just as much as he was, but she was grieving by telling her son not to do the thing that he loves to do.
Speaker 1:That's what a lot of mothers do. I know I kind of get Matt's point there, don't? Well, there was no one in the movie to tell you be a man.
Speaker 2:Oh God, that's funny. Dead silence after silence after that's not good.
Speaker 1:I almost heard crickets because one you made the rep wrong reference. Gotta be a man. You've ruined the reference, let alone. Okay, come on, there's a movie about him being a kid getting into fights. He could be a man, get up. But, that's not the song.
Speaker 2:That's not the song.
Speaker 1:People get it. Make a man out of you. It was going to come out somehow. He's the reference man. It's only coming out because I made the Mulan reference. It's your own fault. Yeah, you were more on the Chun-Li track than you were on the Mulan track. I'm sorry, I still have the picture of those thighs in my head and it's probably worse for him, definitely worse for me. I'll get my Street Fighter movie in 2026.
Speaker 2:Starring Jason Momoa.
Speaker 1:Yeah, which is going to be different. Who the fuck is he playing? And Roman Reigns Always respect tribal people. Well, they did say who he was playing. I'm mad. Jay Kamenel and Chun-Li Stiles, I'm like, bro, don't do that. I said you're worse than me, okay, okay, you and that goddamn rival. How do you it's?
Speaker 2:playing.
Speaker 1:Blanca, it ain't going away. Momoa. It's playing Blanca. It ain't going away. Momolo's playing Blanca. That's what it says. He could do it.
Speaker 2:He could do it.
Speaker 1:Because he's got that crazy part All of his movies, since I think what the hell is that Slumberland?
Speaker 2:It's the dream world where he's a fucking when he has the horns.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's been this crazy character where he's just having fun. Although I think Minecraft he was forced to be in that, can't tell you. He's apparently filmed scenes as Lobo. Did you see that interview?
Speaker 1:I have not seen it he has pictures of Vomoa, has pictures of himself in the Lobo concept and makeup, and he was going to show the guy asking questions like wait, can't do that, can't do that, can't do that. Yet, fuck, everybody would have loved that. You look quiet on us. What you thinking about? Either he's tired or he's itchy. No, I'm thinking he's got Chung-Wui on the brain again. Yep, I do. You got a statue, don't you Coming, oh, coming, digging it. He does that at home, digging it. I hope he does that at home. I don't want to do it here. No, I don't need to lose either. I'd be walking upstairs right now, home.
Speaker 1:I don't want to do it here. No, I don't need to lose either. I'd be walking upstairs right now. So you're walking home, buddy, I'm not your ride anymore. Hey, I'd get home somehow. We are not Quagmire and Peter.
Speaker 2:We are not acting gay, just so we can get a divorce.
Speaker 1:How's your phone doing? It's good, dude. We're only 25 minutes in. It's weird how much we've actually talked about. We've actually talked about it, uh, about just about everything. That's the fuck oh okay, how about this, this, this one's for you? How about the music in the movie?
Speaker 2:it's all right, I've heard better it was all right, better it was solid it was all right.
Speaker 1:They actually did have some uh like Chinese hip-hop in there, but it was very little. I don't know why they had to keep going back to California just for Ralph Macchio though that's where he lives. I know that's where the first ones took place. Man, how I judge a good soundtrack is if I'm going to go home and put them on my list and listen to it in the car or something driving. I'm not probably doing that for any of these songs.
Speaker 1:Like example, I play the Rod Wave song from Sinners in the car all the time, so you know I just added the Sykes theme songs to my soundtrack. I listen to Rocky Road to Dublin once in a while because that's the low-key banger. I can't listen to that one. My foot starts tapping more than. I wanted to I put that on in a car before. No Rocky Road to Dublin.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Jack O'Connell, killing that death, god, that fucking All right. It leads all back to Sinners and Matt's, like it's not number one, nor do we. Hey, hey, it's got the same colors on this poster as that one. I found an obvious tear break in my list. Actually, now that I think about it, movie posters have been all the same A tear break. Think of the Sinner's poster and then look at this one Having the settings set on the background Just all of it. Yeah, a tear break. Just all of it. Yeah, a tear break. What do you mean a tear break? Well, a quality of movie, yeah, where I think this is where the tear breaks are like good movies and bad movies.
Speaker 1:I'd probably get one of those too. I found an obvious tear break in mine where it's like well we are pretty much halfway through the year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you're, or month before, halfway through, Completely halfway. It's kind of weird that it took half the year before you started going. Alright, now we're getting into my god Love Hurts Captain America 4. I mean, those are lower tier ones. If you watched Mickey 17, that'd be on the bottom probably. I can't say that yet. Fighter Flight, surprisingly, would be lower for me because I'm like he was zonked for that. That's the one my dad was kicking me. Wake up, You're snoring. I enjoyed it. I didn't hate it, it's just remember. Right after that I seen Accountant 2, and there was a fucking gap in quality there, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1:That was our third movie, wasn't it?
Speaker 2:What Flight or Flight yeah.
Speaker 1:Hurry Up. Tomorrow was Friday, bloodlines was first, fight or Flight was third, then Count 2 was last, with Texas Roadhouse in between.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he stayed up for Count 2 though.
Speaker 1:He was up for Count 2. But what I was telling you was like I'm not comparing Flight of the Red to an upper tier movie, I'm comparing it to Love Hurts, which is the mid-tier of our movies. I'm saying I enjoyed Flight of the Red more than Love Hurts. Now I'm going to tell you, though, the big competition for it is coming with Ballerina, but Nova Kane is standing strong on my list.
Speaker 2:Man, that's standing strong Out of all the comedic action movies that we've got. Nova Cane is up there, nova Cane is still standing strong. It's number three.
Speaker 1:Still standing strong we got Love Hurts on there.
Speaker 2:You have not seen Mission Impossible yet right, no, okay.
Speaker 1:That's why you can't throw that out, because that's an action movie. It's probably going to be in the middle. You're expecting middle. I've already heard people say that this is the best Mission Impossible Probably going to be middle Ghost Border. They were trying to make this the end of the series, weren't they? Or are they going to leave it on another fucking?
Speaker 2:movie. I don't know Tom Cruise doesn't die.
Speaker 1:I looked. I looked, one person dies. It's not Tom Cruise, it's the black guy. Why? He's lived through five movies. He's getting old man. He's in the worst shape out of all of them. He should have played Cobra Bubbles. Yes, they wanted younger. He would have been the perfect Robert Bowles. Did you see a little? No, I didn't. I'm ruining it for myself, though, watching all these fucking reviews, but that's mostly nostalgic reviews. They're comparing it to the old animated movie that's where I was going.
Speaker 1:the guy that I listened to literally said do you want to spend $15 for this movie and watch a worse version of it, or watch the other one for $5 or free? Wow, that is.
Speaker 2:I had to look at it.
Speaker 1:The biggest problem of that movie is the ending and the villain they chose. What movie? Lilo and Stitch? Oh, for which one? The live action? The live action you watched, or you just read about it? No, you didn't watch it, of course, you just probably read about it. Or TikTok? They got rid of Gantu. Tiktok is ruining the shit out of it for me. Do you know how your For you page is based off? On what videos you stay on the longest? Yeah, I get anime, political shit sometimes and ass that. Hence Big D.
Speaker 1:I was surprised there's not more femboys on his. Every once in a while they show up. I'm like, oh shit, femboy, einstein's Big Pizza. No, I did a random thing and it's Collider. I was like, let me see what this site thinks is the top ten action franchises of all time. I was a little surprised. Ddp no, that doesn't sit right. No, I'm quite surprised by the top ones. On this, a little bit For action. Top ten action franchises from Collider. Ten is the one I've not heard of that much. Police Story franchise okay. Nine. The Matrix franchise Nine, nine, yep, nine, the one that set the bar for a lot of 2000s movies yeah, I'm just running through a quick search.
Speaker 1:Eight Fast and Furious franchise that's surprisingly low to me because people the movies aren't as good the movies aren't, that's because it wasn't supposed to be what it is now. Seven Indiana Jones franchise Jay's probably like action. Yeah, that's a lose Some action, but I'm surprised that's in here. I'm like action. Adventure and action are hand in hand so I can sort of say that Sixth Ip man franchise Okay, Bruce Lee's mentor. Okay, whatever Five. Jason Bourne that should be up there, Shit. Oh well, what I was thinking of, my list.
Speaker 2:You don't like.
Speaker 1:Jason Bourne at five. Well, here we go. Four is no, it's a name you said. Four is Mad Max. I don't think Mad Max should be that high. I don't think that's an action franchise to be. I'd put Bourne above that Three is James Bond. I'm like, okay, that's, that's more recent, but you're dealing with how many movies?
Speaker 2:of Bond.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing, here's the thing that's More recent movies are more action-y. I just watched all the Pierce Bronson movies last weekend while I was bedridden. I can't hear his movies without hearing. Madonna's song in my head Number two.
Speaker 2:John.
Speaker 1:Wick? John Wick is two. What's number one, mission Impossible, is one, and I'm like eh. Are you disagreeing or are you like eh?
Speaker 2:In terms of action yes.
Speaker 1:Wick is one to me. I can't. I can't Ballerino put it over. Why should that become number one for him? What I'm going to like it, it's one of the movies I'm going to like, unless the action is poo-poo-ca-ca, which that's impossible. It's John Wick. It's a John, not the story plays. I can definitely see that one. What the fuck is your number one right now?
Speaker 2:What my action?
Speaker 1:No, no no, sinners is number one for you my movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, sinners, it's still Sinners. Definitely two, yours too. No, no, no For him. I was trying to figure out where Ballerina would sit for him. I haven't even watched yet, but I know exactly where his preferences sit. Yeah, I know where his preferences sit. Ballerina's going to take two. The problem is, which means he's going to put Novocaine at three, where it is. For me, the problem is one of the biggest. God, I'm running. The contenders are 28 weeks later, 28 years later. That is a contender. That's coming. That's a big contender. I'm going. When I say contender, I'm stop having big estimations, because the weaker ones that I thought were going to be weaker, I thought until Dawn was going to be a big contender, but that's not low, that's middle of the tier I had fun with it.
Speaker 2:You know what sucks for me.
Speaker 1:Again, I'm going to be the horror representation when it comes to these lists, because you're going to be the ones that are more memorable in my brain. I'm going to be judging how to train your dragon on a curve. What kind of curve, so?
Speaker 1:the redoing of the live action is how close it is to the original. It's like why am I comparing this to the original, matt? Can I snatch that charger from here If you can pull it off the original? And it's like why am I comparing this to the original, matt? Can I snatch that charger from your room If you can pull it off the thing? Sure, oh, shit, fuck, you're not exactly sitting where you usually do.
Speaker 1:I don't need my phone right now. It's only 15%. I want to keep it charged for the list, but it's not a big deal. Go ahead, okay, I will be back. Nobody, too. Go ahead, okay, I will be back. Nobody, too, is going to be high on mine. I like the first one. I don't think I watched it. You should. Everybody wants to be in the same role as John Wick because it would be funny. Jurassic World is going to be mid tier. Superman is going to be make or break. I'm not hearing good things on Fantastic Four. I'm hearing it's very mid. I stop paying. You know how you have superhero fatigue. Well, I sort of do, but don't, because I still enjoy going to see the movies. Yeah, but what I have done for myself is I don't listen to the reviews. I don't. I try my best to stay away from the leaks. I said my best. It's very hard there's nothing confirmed to leak about it.
Speaker 1:I've seen several plot breakdowns but nothing can confirm any of that. We already have a power set for Franklin. Does it really matter if he's still just a kid? He won't be just a kid at the end of the movie. I've heard that if one of the things I saw was true, he's still going to be in a crib at the end of the movie. Sort of First steps just implies he's starting to walk, which means he can beat two years old, he'll be a toddler.
Speaker 1:Three or four is about what they're shooting for Huh, it was easier than I thought. Take it out the hole. All you have to do is pull it out. Uh-huh, he's not so great at that. I don't have, he doesn't have a pregnant. He's scared like Jesse does. Nah, he was making a joke and he wanted to say it out loud. Then he's like no, but no, he wanted to say I don't have three kids nobody, I like the first one. We watched that at my house. I put that. That was a random watch I put on for me and Jay, for which one buddy at my house. That was a random watch I put on for me and Jay, for which one At my house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we watched that at my house. I think Retired guy gets looped back into his old job, the final fight's in that warehouse. At the end he has a little fight on the bus.
Speaker 2:With his dad. It has a shotgun. Yes, a little fight on the bus, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, we did. Okay, he's seen it.
Speaker 2:It's fucking what's his name Because I had the Blu-ray Back to the Future.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had the Blu-ray and I was like we watched it at my house.
Speaker 2:They're picking up.
Speaker 1:Dad and going on a vacation. Yeah, yep, in this one, and they're going on a vacation. I'm supposed to. Well, is the whole fucking family getting involved this? Okay, I'll just have to rewatch. Nobody, because I swear to God. We're reportedly getting Sisu 2 too, you told us about that one. Yeah, when did Nobody come out? Nobody, part 1?. A few years ago, a couple years ago.
Speaker 2:It was in that 2020-21?
Speaker 1:I want to say 2021. That would be why I wasn't as big a movie watcher during the COVID times, because they were just pissing me off 2021. It wasn't until the end of 2022, 2023. $60 million budget. Once we started our podcast up is when I started watching movies more Again.
Speaker 2:It's our content, it's a big part of it. It's one of the first movies post-Covid. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like I can't even remember the first fucking movie we went to watch. 94% on Rotten Tomato For our podcast.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:That's and you know I can. Oddly enough, I can remember the first fucking conversation we had for a podcast that no longer exists.
Speaker 2:You want to know the sad shit.
Speaker 1:It's one movie. It is not a franchise, it's one movie. But John Wick's biggest competition is one movie and it's Boy Kills World. Cause that movie is pure cocaine, man, I fucking love that movie so fucking much. No, cause the act don't stop. It don't stop after you get to like the halfway point. It's non-stop, non-stop, non-stop. Do you want a cheese grater? Cheese grater, that's all he cares about. What the cheese grater? Cheese grater, that's all he cares about. What the cheese grater? Yep, a cheese grater as a weapon? No, that last fight with the sensei was fucking brutal too, and it's always memorable because me and Matt closed the theater down Very memorable. You know, I didn't really expect that turn at the end. Really, sensei's the bad guy. That was so memorable. I fucking got the guard of the theater watching the end credits with us. We're like what is going on? Oh, we're the last ones in this whole place, me and Matt going to a movie at like 11 o'clock or some shit. What the hell made you do that, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I was hanging out here late.
Speaker 1:It's just a random hangout.
Speaker 2:You're like, all right, let's go see a movie I want to go see.
Speaker 1:That's how we ended up at Anybody but you, and it was legendary. That was more of a Dean thing, I swear to God. It's like hey, let's go on a date, let's go see a romantic movie.
Speaker 2:What did you say? And Matt loved that movie and I love it too that was the did you drop him off at home.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, he drove, jesus Christ. You had a full on date with him, kind of. I even went home to change. Did you kiss him goodbye? What the fuck I'm done? Or was it a hug, just a hug? No it was probably just a fist bump. You can't hug him in his car, it'd be just a fist bump. You can't hug him in his car, it'd be like a Superman hug.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know what you're talking about, because he's used to reach arounds in his car. Oh my God, you're not wrong. The problem is he no longer cleans that back seat for what he really likes. Oh God, oh, it's good times, good times. That's one of Matt's. That's a top tier movie for Matt too. It was a random, let's go see it. And it's legendary. Not the circle why you got the circle. You drew it. I did draw it, but I was. I'm talking about anyone, but you. Now, that's what made everyone, oh, sidney Sweeney, sidney Sweeney, that's why you went to see it. She's single. Now what? I have a shot, except she's in a completely different state.
Speaker 2:Shit, yeah she's single, nowhere in the Midwest right?
Speaker 1:Nope, she's probably like Washington or some shit. If you look at her, oh, she's from California. If you look at her, oh, she's from California, no, she's from Washington. She lives in California now. Now she lives there. Yeah, oh well, she's got that California money. I have never. Her as Black Cat is still the most bonkers requested fan cast I've ever fucking seen. Don't say bonkers, Quinn, You're one of them aren't you I am, but I mean bonkers, because it's how ridiculous people want it. You want her to wear that skin tight suit with the fucking cleavage.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Where you have the fur right there she's got it too.
Speaker 1:to fill up this perfection, by the way, netflix is buying the Baldur's Gate 3 live action rights. Netflix. Oh boy, netflix is hit or miss. I don't know how I feel about that Exactly. I remember when Matt had to bring me down to Earth because I was. We were talking about random Stephen King shits. He's got a couple movies coming again, books he wrote coming out again this year. Bring you down to Earth. But no, we were talking about streaming services and I said, hey, they're finally redoing the Dark Tower. It's going to be a series. And Matt was like a series on what? Amazon? I'm like I have faith that Amazon does good stuff. Matt's like yeah, but rings of power exists. I'm like, oh, he's like yes, dude, why do you do that to us? Rings of power exists. I was trying to hype up Amazon stuff he's like rings of power exists and then you're just like hey but there's this for every reacher.
Speaker 1:There is wheel of time and rings of power, and wheel of times didn't start out bad. No, wheel of Time did start out bad compared to the books. Oh, that's why you're saying that, yeah, I didn't know about the books. Yeah, I did not know about the books.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fallout's great, but Matt even said that you don't got to do much to make good. Fallout stuff.
Speaker 1:That was an HBO thing. Which one? Dark Materials make good stuff. That was an hbl thing. Which one? Dark materials. Yep, I did like that one. I I probably would read the books thanks to that one. And I'm so happy they're doing a dark tower series because when you think that of the offensiveness, I love idris elba. It wasn't his fault but you tried to put stephen king's eight book series into a two hour movie. I'm done.
Speaker 2:I'm done.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, don't go that two hour mark. And I love Matthew McConaughey and Matt's like he was so bad and he was bad. He was part of the reason that movie was so bad, was it? I didn't buy him as the villain, no, as Randall.
Speaker 2:Flay.
Speaker 1:Who the hell would you have?
Speaker 2:cast as the villain.
Speaker 1:I don't know enough about the book version of it to say who I would recommend of it, but that was Matthew McConaughey earning a paycheck In a way. Yes, because I don't know. Actually, any fucking movie he does now is just a paycheck, isn't it? Unless it involves football, then he cares. Madden no, no, that's not even him.
Speaker 2:That's Nicolas Cage. That's Nick.
Speaker 1:Cage and Christian Bale. You know what I know. I heard about it on the radio at work. There's live action video of it. Nick Cage looks very much like John Madden. There's video stuff of it. I'll find a picture. I'm still not convinced. I'll show you the picture. It's weird how Christian Bale actually kind of looks like his character too, but he's also more of a method actor, Whereas Nicolas Cage is. Nick Cage. You want to see Christian Bale fucking act? There's just my. I forgot the name of the movie, but there's a movie where he is unhealthy skinny and he did that just for the role and it's like damn skinny and he did that just for the role and it's like damn.
Speaker 1:What I gotta see that.
Speaker 2:That's pretty fucking good.
Speaker 1:I gotta see that too. I can't even tell if that's a fat suit.
Speaker 2:That's pretty fucking close.
Speaker 1:Wow, that is. Al Davis wears sunglasses most of the time. You don't.
Speaker 2:Who's bail playing Al Davis? Yeah, Okay, Al Davis.
Speaker 1:That is pretty effing close and I'm okay with it. No, before I left you my, the only difference is the fucking waistline. Yeah, before I left you my charge, all I was talking about were contender movies that have top five like fucking potential, and well, nobody to. I will personally say Superman for me, but Matt's like I can't say that yet. I can't say that until I see the movie. It'll probably end up being in the top half. Let's not talk about the runtime either. Well, with everything that's going on in the trailer, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's the photo we always see. When I was going upstairs, did Fantastic Four come up a little bit, or was I mishearing? We talked about how there was a technical leak on how old he's going to be at the end of the movie. I don't know if Franklin is Early reports are. It's very mid, very mid. I'm not surprised. And then I was saying how I've been helping my superhero fatigue by staying away from the leaks and the videos and all that shit, the trailers and whatnot.
Speaker 2:The only trailers I get are when we go to the movies.
Speaker 1:What superhero movies do we have this year? Thunderbolts, superman, captain America 4, and that's just for him. It doesn't matter to you, it's on the podcast.
Speaker 2:It matters to everybody now.
Speaker 1:Well, it's only the last of a season. Season 2 of Aquarium 5 wasn't even episode 1. We lost that episode. Season 1 episode Ellie is not really capable to kind of offense me. Yes, all the show Say it out loud now.
Speaker 1:Last of us season, ellie's not capable of killing Owen Owen's, a freaking puss boy. Last of us, season two finale aquarium fight scene wasn't game accurate because a physical struggle wasn't going to go well, says co-creator Ellie, is not really capable of killing Owen Owen's, a fricking buff boy. Jesus Christ, I'm done. That's terrible. So this season. So it lost 50% of its audience going from season one to season two and now season three is going to be Abby's side of the story.
Speaker 1:So everyone I'm out who's going to watch this shit? Nope, I'm going to watch it just to watch Manny get shot. And that's going to be painful because of what I told you, because that's fucking Joaquin Torres Falcon is playing Manny. I'm like, oh, I'm going to watch him get shot, but it's okay, that is going to be painful. You don't view him as, like this, dickhead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I get it.
Speaker 1:Maybe he has the acting chops to make you feel like he's a dickhead. Oh, he's a dick. He's a dick. He spit on Joel and called him fucking Bandejo, but he said I think he said puta in the fucking game which I was worried about Fuck you man. He hope you get shot in the head and you did. I almost told you. I almost woke the house up, but luckily everyone was gone Because at the end of season two ended where Abby so you're telling me now I have to binge two seasons, aren't I?
Speaker 1:No, abby breaks into the movie theater and has Tommy at gunpoint and Jesse and Ellie break through the door to go try and save him. She shoots Jesse in the fucking head with that, straight from the game. And I it was the loudest, fuck you, abby. In the house. And I'm like, yeah, he said he was happy that his parents were at home. Yeah, like fuck you, it's probably another thing where he was ripping a shirt off. He goes no, I hate Abby, I despise Abby, I don't care, you can't. Marvel reportedly sets Mr Sinister, senator Kelly and Bolivar Trask as villains for first X-Men movie. Okay, mr Sinister. Okay, it's about his time. I want Apocalypse, though again. Sorry, oscar, that almost seems like one too many villains. I don't know. Dr Doom is reportedly using sentinels in Doomsday. That was a rumor.
Speaker 2:For God's sakes.
Speaker 1:Can we get away from them? Oh they, the X-Men, have so many wonderful fucking stories that do not do with the Sentinels. I pushed um, they pushed Doomsday back. I almost want JJ sitting here for that. Didn't they push what? Now it's not a movie thing. This sitting here for that? Didn't they push what? Now it's not a movie thing. This is just for Jay Per Jordan Schultz of the NFL. Multiple teams have reached out to the Falcons to inquire about tight end Kyle Pitts' availability. Sorry, Inside joke.
Speaker 1:Speaking of which you need to pick your draft position. It's your turn. We'll discuss that later. I thought I did already. No.
Speaker 2:What's the current?
Speaker 1:You need to pick position four or five. Those are the ones available. Four Okay, you're fucking with Jesse. That's what I wanted you to do.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes.
Speaker 1:He did enough of that himself that I feel it's God damn it. What was the last joke someone made? Because there was a tan in there and I totally lost it, son of a bitch. Oh, we were on Sentinels in yes, sentinels. We were on something with X Men yes, how they have so many other stories than just the fucking Sentinels. You were happy with Mr Sinister, I was happy with Mr Sinister. It's a villain he ain't seen. But I was going to say I want another Apocalypse though, because I was not happy with the one in the Apocalypse movie. No, we were supposed to see Mr Sinister at the end of Apocalypse, right, oh God, I got to deal with Mr Sinister and his fucking unhealthy obsession with Summer's like mmm summer. So do you want him to act as is it a feminine, like he's straight as possible, but he's still. But he's kind of zesty.
Speaker 2:Zesty. You're looking for zesty Zesty, because I am very zesty.
Speaker 1:You want an actor that does that. That would be.
Speaker 2:Where he is kind of zesty. He is kind of zesty, he's a very okay.
Speaker 1:I'm imagining more so the 90s cartoon version of him. So it's probably my issue because he was still kind of zesty, where he had that lipstick and he actually talked with that. You know where he smacked his lips sometimes. Yeah, I Again, I, I'm really curious. I want X-Men so bad, but we'll see what happens Because I'm hearing they're going to push in, they're going to start trying to build towards an Avengers versus X-Men story and I want that so bad. That's going to be so dope. Which Avengers? Oh God, I just realized the roster is so crap. That would suck. Oh, fuck, damn it. Speaking of which, I swear to God you do that on purpose. You're going with him in all sense at Witch Avengers.
Speaker 2:Right now there's two teams.
Speaker 1:Speaking of which I was doing the math. Technically, there's three. If you think about it, I was doing the math. Currently, as it stands, thunderbolts has lost $200 million. I told you it's a flop. That went straight to fucking, and that's if the budget's what I think it is versus what it could be. I budgeted it at $350 million. It could be $400 million. It wasn't even. It was a good move.
Speaker 1:They don't have any of that posted, do they? No, they don't do that advertising and they often lie about what their budget actually is. Now, yeah, they do that fucking write-off thing. Yeah, I don't get it. I thought that was a good.
Speaker 2:How does?
Speaker 1:Disney, not get fucking taxed to shit. When it comes to that, it's like IRS. Hey, you see what they're doing. I don't know if it's superhero fatigue or just people don't just not have faith in MCU anymore. It could be both. A little of both the IRS can't even get you your money on time. To certain degrees you think they have enough money to go after a big corporation.
Speaker 1:They wouldn't go after Disney anyway, backed by too many people. Well, yeah, I'm surprised Thunderbolts became such a flop. Well, fantastic Four is gonna fucking flop too. It started at Phase 4, right, yeah, well, right, yeah Well, they pushed back. They pushed back Avengers movies. Yeah, well, the original start dates were all a lie anyway, because they hadn't even started shooting it and they were coming out next year. They were like 2026. What the fuck you mean? They pushed them back to December, I think of each year. Right, yeah, but now it's 2027 is Doomsday. You're shitting me, right, yeah, december, so that's a horrible fucking movie month. So December 8th? Oh, right, now it's still listed as December 18th, 2026.
Speaker 1:It's a horrible fucking movie month. So now, brand new day for Spider-Man comes out before them, and they don't even have an agreement to have Tom Holland in New York. That's what I heard. That is what the issue is. Why, dude, just come on Sony. I don't know if it's Sony. Everyone is the first thing to bash Sony, but I don't know I'm not bashing Sony.
Speaker 1:And I'm not saying Sony's perfect, but Disney probably wants all sorts of shit. I'm just saying I'm pretty sure. Isn't it the thing where in the contract that Sony owns the rights to which movies Holland can even appear in? I'm not sure. I've never read the fucking contract. I only go off of what people say is in the contract, so I don't know how that contract. Disney somehow kept the rights to the toys, but fucking, yeah, disney has toys. Sony gets the rights to the toys, but fucking Sony gets the rights to the movies.
Speaker 2:They share him in a way they share.
Speaker 1:We don't have an early box office number for Fantastic Four yet, but people theorize. Now, with that getting pushed, they're like, oh, now they can shoehorn Spider-Man in there because they don't know what his role is in the movie anyway. The theory is Spider-Man plays a small role in Doomsday but a big role in Secret Wars. That's the theory.
Speaker 2:You think he's?
Speaker 1:just going to swing in and say where's Mary Jane? No, because I'm sorry. I read it. I've seen a TikTok video. That does need to happen. I'm sorry. Peter needs to see Doom's face. That has to happen. Peter needs to see Doom's face. That has to happen. He has to see that it's Tony. That has to happen, he can arguably say that sorry, Dean Thor is dead. No, I've seen that I won't believe what he said, what the hell.
Speaker 1:Is this that I'm hearing? Hemsworth has fucking dementia or dementia no, that's older. When he was doing the thing with Disney, they were doing like like Chris. Hemsworth does a new thing every week and one of the stuff is whatever. It's not dementia, it's like Parkinson's or whatever. His genes have a early indication rate that he might, but he doesn't have it yet. No, he's talking about.
Speaker 1:Hemsworth posted a very weird post about how he's enjoyed playing Thor and he's loved playing Thor for so long and I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hemsworth's genes are incredibly susceptible to Parkinson's was the thing that was? He got that off of a screening. That's like from two years ago. As sad as I'd be, if you want to prop Doom up, killing Thor, killing literally the last guard of the Avengers. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I don't count Hulk anymore, but killing Thor, the last staple of the Avengers, would be a thing for Doom so I could see it.
Speaker 1:This is horrible of me to say, but I want Hulk to die too. Oh, fuck it, spider-man, do that in your movie. Jay wants Hulk to die, die, die, no, because they're never gonna fucking do it right. The only thing they're gonna give me if they're actually going to fucking do it right, the only thing they're going to give me if they're actually fucking doing it in Spider-Man Brand New Day, where there's a supposed team-up, is where Hulk is the only one who actually remembers who Peter is. I would take enjoyment out of that, and that's probably it. I just still, oh God, hulk used to be on my upper tier for interactions for Spider-Man in the MCU and he has plummeted now. I don't even want it anymore.
Speaker 2:That wouldn't even work anyway, because on screen.
Speaker 1:We didn't have any interaction between the two. One of my favorite Spider-Man interactions in the MCU is three lines of dialogue with Captain Marvel. Hey, peter Parker got something Me. That's just because you like the fling they had in the comics. The only thing about MCU's Spider-Man that irks me a bit is the whole Tony, my God Tony.
Speaker 2:No, stop, nah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1:But whatever, I got used to it. Well, that was the whole thing in the last movie where he said I gotta used to it. Well, that was the whole thing in the last movie, right, where he said I got to get out of his shadow.
Speaker 2:That was the best. Thing. It looked pretty good on set.
Speaker 1:Huh, there was a sunset studio for Dr Truman. It looked pretty good from the side. I'm not trying to bash. I'm just a little disappointed. I'm like, oh, Robert Downey again. Oh my, okay, whatever, Killing Murphy was standing right over there.
Speaker 2:but whatever, Whatever.
Speaker 1:Marvel. I would really like for them to have two Dooms in that movie. There's going to be two Black Panthers. I love how this is turning into Marvel, but we knew this was going to happen. Are we doing a Michael B Jordan one? I don't know. Michael B Jordan, ooh, no, no, no, because we Okay, you know how. We had the Illuminati movie where we got Carter as Captain Britain. Well, michael B Jordan in the what If series was Black Panther. Yep, huh, they didn't reveal who the second one was. It's just that there were two Black Panthers on set.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not going to be his fucking father from the Captain America game. Actually, that's not his father.
Speaker 2:Actually, you's his grandfather, isn't it? Oh wait, that's his dad.
Speaker 1:Nope, I think you're going to figure out a way that he plays a role, but that would actually piss me off. They can't do that, because that is one of the moments that I need. I don't know if I need paid off, especially after Love and Thunder, seeing Thor's Loki tattoo. If he does not see Loki again, if he does get killed and fucking, I'm like no, he again. If he does get killed and fucking, I'm like no, he needs to see Loki one more time. How's he gonna see Loki?
Speaker 1:Loki's too busy fucking holding the time stream together Some people think Doom's gonna fuck with that somehow the time stream. Yeah, you gotta get to Battleworld at some point. If it's God Doom, it can do whatever the fuck God Doom wanna do. Oh, I'd appreciate seeing God Doom, but I don't want to do.
Speaker 2:I'd appreciate seeing God Doom, but I don't want to see God Doom grabbed Thanos and turned him into a skeleton and basically said you a bitch I want God Doom.
Speaker 1:I don't want to see RDJ doing that. I don't want to see RDJ's face at all. Well, hopefully we don't. No, we're going to. It's in his fucking contract that his face has to show up. It's one of those things. It's why we see more of Tom Holland's face than we do Spider-Man in the mask. I don't. Every superhero has that clause. The only one who didn't need to work that around was Hawkeye and Black Widow and Black Widow I'm still mad they do. When Jeremy Renner's so fucking dirty, we ain't gonna pay you what I still don't think. You're only half the man you used to be.
Speaker 1:Fuck off I still think there's not enough context to make that assumption based off of what they did, and we don't Paying him half what they were doing and we don't know how often he was supposed to be in the movie in the show.
Speaker 1:Well, now that he's fucking said that give us some context. Disney, yeah, but nobody's giving any context, it's just both of them at each other's throats. I can't even watch a Hawkeye season two if they did it, because I can't look at Haley Steinfeld anymore. I can't Because she's going to be in there. All I'm going to hear her saying is then you fucked me so hard and I'm like, oh no, you're going to expect her to drool in your mouth, fuck. I'm like, oh God. And then bite you. Josh Allen watched. You could do the funniest thing ever in our draft. What Draft? Josh Allen in front of Casey. Josh Allen, because he's going for 40 and 40 rushing touchdowns. He's going for MVP. Another one Back tos. He's going for MVP. Another one back to back. He's mad. He's seen sinners like, oh, oh, no, I'm not having this Wait, who goes first, him or Dean?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he's not going to draft Josh Allen, number one overall. Are you going to pull a Pitts? I'm not, no.
Speaker 2:I draft Sirius, he can wait until the he can draft a round two.
Speaker 1:You can do it on the swing right Okay okay, that would be some shit, I kind of want you to do it because you're the only person who can.
Speaker 1:Actually, it doesn't matter if he's doing it. He's just going to take Lamar afterwards, but it's going to piss him off. He's the only person who can, aside from you, that can do that and still somehow pay off throughout the season. If I did that, it'd be taking Dean's fucking favor here. Poo-poo-ca-ca, poo-poo-ca-ca you mean poo-ka-na-koo, poo-poo-ka-na-koo, poo-ka-na-koo oh my god, you walked right into that one too. Yeah, I did, yeah, I did. I'm not even big into sports references, but that one fucking slapped me. Is anyone going to be surprised if Superman's the best? I just named them all Thunderbolts, captain America, 4. Fantastic Four, superman I think that's the only four. Is anyone going to be surprised if Superman's the best comic film of the year? I will not be surprised. It only has to beat Thunderbolts. Yeah, and that's not no. Thunderbolts was a very good movie. I liked it. Fuck. But Dean, dean, I love how we just threw Fantastic Four away. Dean, uh, hope has to beat depression. I'm done. Depression, no, and fuck that because, Over Daddy Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 1:But he has a magic kid, oh good work, and it's out doing well for him right now. He has a magic kid, so it could work, and it's not doing well for him right now. He has a magic kid. I don't know what I'm going to call Fantastic Four, yet you want to know the worst thing about that.
Speaker 2:What Hope and depression.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it doesn't exactly have a full-on theme yet in my head Family. I can't do that. Well, you know who should cameo then. I can't do that. Well, you know who should cameo then. I can't do that. He's in a different universe. I am Groot Family Currently. Yeah, yes, I mean he was celebrating his family pretty well off. In Guardians of the Galaxy. I'm a tree. Yeah, he was. That still amazes me. Hey, do you know who's playing his dad? No, do you know who's playing his dad? No. Do you know who's playing Jor-El in Superman? No.
Speaker 1:I didn't look, bradley Cooper, hello Rocket.
Speaker 2:What yeah?
Speaker 1:Okay, I can't say shit though, because the last House of L leader we had this is why is this making me think of that shitty? Oh no, you know, james Gunn only hires his friends. I know that. But Just talking Superman, that stupid-ass shit from Superman, the Quest for Peace played in my fucking head, god damn it, where he throws the motherfuckers in that fucking square and throws them off into space. That makes no fucking sense. It's funny as a bitch. Ah, fuck man and Zod and their outfits in that fucking what the fuck was with the tights bro.
Speaker 1:The black tight Zod and their outfits in that fucking. What the fuck was with the tights, bro? What is with the tights when they had like the, they had the sparkles on them and shit or some shit. What the fuck, dude? I'm still laughing at. It was supposed to be a part of their spacesuits.
Speaker 2:I'm imagining.
Speaker 1:Gunn trying to organize that movie and people coming in. Hey, can we put Hawkgirl in the movie? Sure, can we put Metamorpho in it too? Sure? How about this guy? Sure, just saying sure at every fucking Sure. Well, it seems we can't knock him down so far.
Speaker 2:Sure.
Speaker 1:When does Peacemaker 2 come out? The GOAT, I don't know.
Speaker 2:This year, I think I don't know this year but it's come out before October or November.
Speaker 1:I think Hawkgirl and Green Lantern are in Peacemaker Season 2. Or is it January? Matt's got his phone up. He'll look. They're in Season 2. Excuse me, I love that. Oh yeah, I got to remember. I got to start getting hyped for that August 21st.
Speaker 1:Ha my birthp August holy shit, I gotta eat something else. What that burp tasted. Just like fucking Slim Jim, no. Or the Jack's Links. Oh, you didn't. Your hot dog probably didn't help that. No, what was I looking up after that? No, I don't think anything. You just want to know when Peacemaker season two was going on. Well, I think that's what I think. I, I swear to God, I think Matt bought that shit on fucking DVD and I came over. I think we re-watched it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I saw it up there.
Speaker 1:Yep, I'm trying to remember Spaker season one. Matt bought it on DVD and I re-watched it with him. I think we did that in one day. We did. Yep, he didn't want to leave Until it was done. Another thing he'd rather watch than the Legends Son of a bitch, jay, don't say it. Well, that's Dean as a superhero, though. Any dance scene where you're just in your fucking underwear, he's not in his underwear doing the dance that's dead to that suicideicide Squad.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, oh, where he popped up oh no he got a fight scene in just his underwear, yeah, fighting that bitch. After the fuck scene she started going nuts and shit. I still remember when he was, I think I had him on call for that one when he was fucking her and he was like Freedom. And I'm like, oh my God, jay's like the had him on call for that one when he was fucking her and he was like freedom. And I'm like, oh my god, jay's, like the only thing to make it perfect is you gotta swap out Eagly for St Bernard, and it's perfection. Eagly is Sadie, especially the hug. Except could you imagine your big ass St Bernard just hugging you like that? No, she just expects cookies, yeah, cookie. Haley Steinfeld walks down the aisle to marry Josh Allen in a gorgeous California wedding. Huh, was Michael B Jordan there? I don't know. Well, he was more of a friend than what's his nuts. Don't even get me started on that fucker from the voice actor for Miles from Spider-Man, don't even get me started.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised they didn't try to fucking replace him. Don't even get me started on it. He's part of the reason that movie's in development. Hell, I swear to God, I'm sitting here like what the fuck. Well, so you get? Because they can't have fucking combined voice sessions. No, you need to watch whole clips of interviews with Haley when they're doing the press run for the movie.
Speaker 2:He is so fucking awkward he is cringe.
Speaker 1:I'm like bro, calm down, she is obviously not interested. Bro, calm down. And, as Matt says, you really want to take issue with 6'5", 200 and pushing? How much does Josh weigh? 6'5", 250. 250 pound corp. You really want to Damn Big boy. Big boy quarterback and people and the Browns thought Baker was going to be better. Hey, he has a resurgence. That's my QB. I don't know how much you're following, but unfortunately your hated nemesis is going to the finals. Huh, oh, they're going to beat the. It was close 125-105 right now. Ah, boo, indiana's beating New York. Boo Boo. Come on, knicks, damn it. It's up to you, shy.
Speaker 2:Gildress Alexander.
Speaker 1:I think that it's up to the OKC. Me and Matt are on the same page, though. We're OKC boys for the finals we're on the same page. I was rooting for them from the beginning. So before, what about the Bucks? No, you're probably like they didn't get a shot.
Speaker 1:I was hoping they'd beat the Pacers at least, but I wasn't expecting them to get to the finals. I wasn't expecting them to go out the way they did. Well, once Dame tore his Achilles, there wasn't much hope at that point. Yeah, and Giannis is trolling. I'm so sick and tired of this shit. He's leaving. No, he's not. He's fucking trolling. That's what he does. He loves this attention, I'm not Wait. So you're telling me he's turning into LeBron? No, he's not trolling. He just don't say.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:LeBron. He's not forcing his kids to join his team. He's got some years before that happens.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's got a bunch of them.
Speaker 1:He's had another one, three, is that three? Now he's got One of his kids is only what? Four right now he doesn't leave his wife alone. The second she pops one out, there goes another one, shit. I mean, he likes having a big family. That was kind of obvious. That's part of where he comes from. He's called the Greek freak, right? Yeah, have you seen oh, this is a horrible fucking reference my Big Fat Greek Wedding? You see those families, they have farm families For no reason at all. He's got four brothers Alex Costas, banassus and Fuck, I forgot the last one. Did you watch his movie? What On Disney? He made a Disney movie about his life, about Giannis, yeah, from his childhood to getting drafted with the Bucs. No, I did not, fucking watch that yeah, it's called Rise.
Speaker 1:Oh, maybe I should.
Speaker 1:The last fucking sports documentary I watched was on the Brewers. My crap, I had it on the 1982. Harvey's Wallbangers, that's probably like Jesus. Dean knows that. So number one is currently five. I was off a year, february. He was five.
Speaker 1:That is the weird, I'm sorry. His wife's name is really fucking weird. It's throwing me for a loop. His last name is something Maria, yeah, riddlespringer. Riddlespringer, rumpelstiltskin, exactly.
Speaker 1:He has four kids. They don't share this. He just had another one. They're married. Yeah, he just had a fourth one, but she didn't take his last name. He has a. It was a daughter, though. He has a daughter now. They were two. Second son Maverick, liam, maverick, eva's the third, yep. And then there's a baby. He just had a baby, aria. I don't know if that's Aria. There's two girls, two boys. He can almost field a team, a court. He can almost field a five. They didn't get married until 2024. According to those, that still has nothing to do with the last name thing. Maybe I'm too American traditional there, but then again, nowadays nobody fucking does anything normal. Oh no, god, you know, we've been in the summer. Do we have any like fall, or late fall, or winter, late tier movie picks? No, not really. When I think about it is that dry season They've been hitting us with fall or winter late-tier movie picks.
Speaker 1:No, not really. They've been hitting us with oh, we'll go see that movie as we're in the fucking theater. So we probably won't have any of those. Until Matt did not actually shoot it down. I was just telling him about it. I said I want to see it because that looks funny. I don't care. The fucking gay couple that accidentally killed a lady.
Speaker 2:You cool about that. Yeah, I love that trailer.
Speaker 1:I'd seen the trailer already.
Speaker 2:I like that.
Speaker 1:I don't want him to turn it into a buddy movie when he's looking up at that screen. Hey, that's us. No, it's fucking not the ones that are probably going to be. I mean, we're still waiting for a trailer on a couple of these. I mean the underrated ones that we don't even have really trailers for yet are going to be. Oh, we do have a trailer for Good Fortune now. That one looks weird as fuck. Good Fortune, yeah, it's Keanu Reeves, it looks weird.
Speaker 2:Weird oh boy.
Speaker 1:It just came out this weekend. Mortal Kombat 2? Oh boy, it came out this weekend. Mortal Kombat 2? Oh yep, I forgot. That's an October one, isn't it? I forgot that goat. Do I have a trailer for it yet? The Running man I actually am interested in that one. I'm not sure about it being rebooted for the third time. I didn't know. I had one before. The Arnold Schwarzenegger one, but anything with Glenn Paul at this point I'm in. And Avatar 3. Those are the ones we don't have. Oh God, okay, no, that's still a no for me. The only reason I watched the last one is because my family wanted to watch it.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying those are going to be the ones Me and him are fucking sitting there making fun of the movie the entire time and they're like shut up. I'm just saying those are the ones that can make or break a list, depending on how, but we don't have trailers, but this one is the Fire Nation this time.
Speaker 1:Yes, the Running man, oh, the Running man. Yeah, I need to see that. Yeah, based on the story by Stephen. I didn't know that the first time coming around that's a Stephen King fucking book. After we were discussing the books and stuff, I didn't. You know how good of an author you are, if every single fucking thing you're. Movie TV show. Movie TV show.
Speaker 2:It's been made three times.
Speaker 1:This will be the third time it's made. The first one that I know about is with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, I didn't even know about. The first one that I know about is with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, I didn't even know about the first one. And a funny thing, that's a dystopian future action thing.
Speaker 2:That's not even really Stephen King's normal style. I don't know what kind of spin, they're going to put on this one.
Speaker 1:But then again, when you think about it, Stephen King's best stuff is the stuff that's not even horror to most people.
Speaker 2:What about this fucking?
Speaker 1:new one that you just bought. That's a court drama. That's a. It'll still be horror. Probably It'll be horror elements to it. He always puts horror elements in it, but A nightmare sequence, yeah. I mean, look at fucking Related to the tower. That got me fucked up, because the last book of the Dark Tower is so fucking funny, because it's divisive, because it's kind of a universe thing. Stephen King, shit's all connected in a way. The eighth Dark Tower book, roland, who's the main character, and his contest group of people they have to go. They figure they can save shit by. They have to prevent the accident of an author named Stephen King. He wrote himself into that fucking book. They didn't even put that in the movie, did they? No, that movie was trash. The movie was poo-poo caca, damn. It came out again. I can say fucking garbage, but nothing compares to the disrespect when I call something poo-poo caca. Oh, my god, it's gonna become a new slang term somewhere, or other no I mean God Running man, long Walk.
Speaker 1:Life of Chuck. Stephen King's got a whole bunch of fucking movies. Another one Life of Chuck that's Tom Hiddleston. That's Stephen King's story. Another one Life of Chuck Not a horror movie, though, but, as I said, though, what's some of his most popular stuff? Shawshank redemption, not horror. Well, he's taking her. He's taking the rights away for a wb for that one. Stand by me, not horror. Stand by me is the body where they go find a body to move. Stand by me, that's a stephen king story. Jesus, fucking christ, I feel uncultured as hell, not knowing that he's written a lot. Yeah well.
Speaker 2:Well, I can never tell.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, don't Remember the family guy. Remember the family guy, Lamb monster Steven. For my 100th and 11th book. This couple is attacked by An evil lamb monster. Ah, ah, ah. When can I have it? Oh shit, this is, if you know, I feel like. Take this as a huge fucking compliment. If you were actually dedicated to put all your ideas on paper, you'd be the next Stephen King. It depends, though.
Speaker 1:My problem is my, because that's how you fucking come up with ideas. My next attack monster is going to be he's a jumping off point man. He just can't put his thoughts on paper. No, my issue. I could do it, but my issue with that would be fucking like, well, that's what editors are for. Yeah, we're not. We're not your editors. Editors are designed to proofread your shit. Grammar's not my strongest suit, so that'd be an issue, but I could still. I don't. That's one of my dreams. One day I do want to actually write, because I got, but the problem is I got too many ideas, though.
Speaker 1:I listened to a interview with stephen king once. It was uh, they're asking him questions about writing tips, and they asked what do you feel of keeping a journal and writing down your thoughts? That's a good way to keep a lot of bad ideas. He said I'm like Well, him, he just writes. When I get an idea, I just write. I used to do that. Well, you know why some of his books say Writing as Richard Bachman, because he wrote so many books. They're like you can't publish as many books, fine, I'll write it under a different name. That's why I literally used to do it. You know, when you come up with an idea. I'd sit in front of my laptop and just start typing out one Writing under a different name.
Speaker 1:I mean, brant Sanderson dedicates an hour a day to writing something or working on books and stuff. That guy, brant, what's his name? Brant Sanderson, oh, I went, I was in Barnes Noble, I seen his section. This son of a bitch writes books this big. Yeah, I'm like yeah, he's the one that finished the Wheels of Time.
Speaker 1:Finished Because Robert Robert Jordan died. They asked him to finish it. Oh, that's interesting. It's the same with what George RR Martin's dealing with. He's never going to finish his book, so he's already talking about guys, finish my stuff. Yeah, he's been a legacy man since they decided to make it a fucking show. Yeah Well, george RR Martin's notoriously a slow writer and he has no interest in finishing his book series the way it currently is. So, no, as soon as he did the fucking Long Winter, as soon as the show bypassed it and it was implementing some of his minor ideas and people hated it, he lost interest. He stopped working on shit. I'm done. So now he's working with HBO on all the other side projects. He kind of pulled the Dean there. It's like what the fuck? Now you're telling me what to do. He's got more developed ideas for the House of the Dragon and whatever their next series out that he has no interest in working.
Speaker 2:You want to talk prequels?
Speaker 1:Yeah, game of Thrones always will kill me because that's a series Popular, that's in the and it didn't end.
Speaker 2:Two episodes short.
Speaker 1:What. It should have ended two episodes shorter than it did, and it would have been okay. Yep, well, what's the name? You lead all the way up to the Night King for seven and a half seasons and he dies two episodes before the finale. Wait, the Night King is the guy that looks like ice and he's got.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's the one thing I always I talk about when I watch Gemini man Night King looks dope guy. That looks like ice and he's got. Oh, that's the one thing I always talk about when I watch Gamelan man Night King looks dope man. Everyone's like he has aura when you see him, but he loses all of it. The man Javelin shot at a dragon and killed it. Okay, an adult dragon he killed with a javelin. Why does that sound like something you'd try to do in D&D? When he can't detach his dick, you want me to create him a fucking rocket fist.
Speaker 1:You were already designing that. Anyway, I was trying, oh God, I mean, there's a lot of movies this year. There's going to be a lot of movie. There's a lot. I have a small other tangent before. What is this? Hey, we only had hour 20. We were talking about karate and then, all of a sudden, we moved into. I told you karate kids are only going to be like 20 minutes, man 20, 25 minutes, and we got 45 minutes out of that. Okay, maybe, okay Maybe.
Speaker 2:Maybe Around that we talked about it.
Speaker 1:I'll go back to it and the last thing it'll say is like oh yeah, you only made about 28 minutes. Fuck Star Wars. Oh no, oh God, what about? Whatever those two words are said, I'm like uh-oh, Especially out of Matt's mouth. Uh-oh, Pandora's fine, Wouldn't know, wouldn't? Know funny thing, that's about the only thing I can recommend at this point. Funny thing I have not watched season 2, but I heard it was fine, so I'm probably the only thing.
Speaker 1:The only thing I'm mad at is that you only got K2 for 3 episodes. Oh, it finally fucking showed up, yeah, in episodes 10, 11, and 12 out of 12. How the hell did it get so buddy-buddy then? Because those three episodes take place over two years.
Speaker 2:Oh, what Now?
Speaker 1:season two ends right where Rogue One's about to start, right? Season two ends with Cassian going to talk to the guy he talks to in Rogue One. Okay, how many fucking time skips did they do? A lot that would piss me off. I mean there's a time skipper between season one and season two. Oh, one thing that did make me uh. One thing that, because it was on my list, okay. And? Or season two, I do not get the cameo I wanted. Which one? Jin? Yeah, you were never going to. And a lot of people say, well, a lot of people were mad she didn't cameo because it's like it just respects Jin or something. I'm just saying You're focusing on Cassian for the entire show. When you see her in the movie, when he meets her, where are you going to put her?
Speaker 2:There's no context.
Speaker 1:I understand that. So you're like I don't know why people are mad about that. You could have referenced her dad. Maybe there could have been more reference to the dad, I don't know. I wasn't paying that close attention to see if his name got dropped at the end right around there, Because I could have swore those two were the ones exchanging messages before he was giving stuff to the Rebellion anyway. Yeah, Technically he was giving it to Saw. That was kind of touched in the movie what's the next Star Wars thing project that they have Possibly Shut?
Speaker 2:your face. It's the Rey, no, the Rey thing.
Speaker 1:I think that's dying. It's the Mandalorian and Grogu movie. Oh boy, yeah, they've had snippets of that movie shown and, yeah, I don't know what they could do to save Star Wars at this point. Let it burn. Let it burn. Let the sith win. Let the sith win. No, just stick anakin in the fire again.
Speaker 1:You know a random fucking thing I watched a a big ass rant on youtube or tikt. I don't remember which one it was, but something like you know. Oh, it was a tier list. That was my guy who does tier lists of villains, justified villains. He had a random group. He had a group of villains and he was debating putting them in a tier of how justified they were or not. Anakin he put there, he's like totally get it. I totally get why you're mad, why Anakin wasn't a master. I'll never know Yoda. No, no, too much emotion. You have Shut up Yoda, especially after the entirety of the Clone Wars saga that we got. I was like, dude, you did all this fucking shit. They still didn't make you a master, I mean after what your Padawan has achieved After what your Padawan has achieved With the context.
Speaker 1:Seeing as the entire first trilogy was made without the context of Clone Wars, it looks worse. Ah, but all the order needed to say you're too fucking emotional, anakin, shut your mouth, go, sit in the corner. And it would have been justified because all we've gotten out of Anakin is a whiny baby.
Speaker 2:All these, countless scenes of people. It took them forever.
Speaker 1:To explain to him the emotion that you're showing teeters on the wrong side of the force. All these countless scenes of the force. My wife's going to die. I'm going to say this what you're doing is causing your wife to die. All these scenes of the force being used to heal. Can the Force heal? No, no, what. What do you mean? It can't. We've seen ten times. It can, anakin man? It's funny. Big reason why Yoda got admitted for my list.
Speaker 1:But no, I was only bringing it up because Yoda's not as good as he thinks. No, I didn't have him. But Then the only other option would be Obi-Wan. Nope, I wanted to get an actual number, the official. What Is some shit gonna piss me off, no.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Well, maybe You're gonna look at me like you, dick. The official budget for the Obi-Wan series for oh, we were supposed to get a season two of that too, weren't we? Yeah, well, for the six episodes of Obi-Wan was $90 million. Well, we're not gonna talk fucking budget for Star Wars and Disney at this point, when two seasons of Andor got $650 million.
Speaker 1:You know how to sum up the modern Star Wars franchise. The beginning of what's the middle one, the Last Jedi, is that the middle one when Luke takes a lightsaber and just says there you go. There's Star Wars summed up, modern Star Wars summed up, modern Star Wars summed up. Yes, matt, yes, I don't want this. What the? Oh, you know what came up on my damn YouTube again. So, pissed, not Vox Machina, god damn it, bro, you're doing it to yourself at this point. No, it was Star Wars related. It was a fucking samuel jackson interviews. Like you know, I went on set.
Speaker 1:I didn't think I was playing anybody important, I was just there. I was like I want to be a part of star wars, yada, yada. Then I get these jedi ropes. Oh, hell, yeah, I'm playing a jedi. Oh, and I asked george. I'm like hey, think I get a purple lights. Um well, generally the good guys are green or blue and the bad guys are red. You think I'd get a purple one. We might be able to get you purple. Sam looks at the camera. Guess why Qui-Gon Jinn's lightsaber is green? What Guess why? What, yeah, yoda, no. Why. Qui-gon Jinn's lightsaber is green? Yoda, no, no. Oh no, I don't have a guess. He's.
Speaker 2:Irish.
Speaker 1:Really. Yes, it could have been orange. He had his option of two colors, and one was more Jedi than His options were blue or green. He's Irish, samuel L Jackson, the only person. I don't want those. Can I get purple? Okay, my dumb ass would have picked orange. Can I get purple, considering you don't see his lifesaver until episode two? Can I get purple? Okay, george Lucas laughing. They're destroying my shit, but I don't care. I got billions of dollars from selling it. Fucker, he lucky. They set him up for life. George Lucas ain't gonna do shit. I got Star Wars money.
Speaker 1:He still voices opinion when people ask. And then you have those fucking parody AI videos where he's getting pissed at people. I somehow have that as headcanon in my head. That's how he really feels, george Lucas, this is my baby, what are you doing? But then again, he also every now and then talks with Fuck. What is his name? The one who did Clone Wars? Filoni, filoni? Oh God, damn it, filoni. There's one thing about you that's peak, but other than that, you haven't given me much. How old is that guy right now? Who? Filoni, younger than George? Yeah, well, you know, sometimes, with the decisions he makes, I swear to God, he forgets his own canon. He does forget his own canon, which is fucking stupid. The guy that plays Starkiller already said that he's forgotten his own canon. Yeah, he's trying to help him out. Yeah, and Filoni says he doesn't care about canon. Oh God, yeah. And Filoni says he doesn't care about canon. Oh God, yeah, filoni is 50. Maybe he's got early onset, early onset. I bet he's been doing it since he made Clone Wars.
Speaker 2:Yeah, george is 81.
Speaker 1:You know, george Fucking Dave Filoni, I hate my brain more. I said George's name and the first thing that comes into my head is George, george, george.
Speaker 2:George, george, watch out for that tree.
Speaker 1:I love how I was such a big champion of Filoni and now Matt's like Dean. He's not doing anything good, he's fucking shit up. He cares more about his own creations than he does about anything else. He's ever done anything else in regards to Star Wars Me sitting there like but Filoni who is your favorite Jedi?
Speaker 1:That explains why he was good at one thing and then, as soon as he got brought in on, more oh, you're telling me Star Clone Wars turned out to be good when Filoni was kind of in charge of it and George Lucas was an executive producer. There's nothing they can do. Star Wars is so fucking gone. The best they can do is go way back.
Speaker 1:I got a Last of Us thing that I found out, by the way, just for you. Oh no, so Neil Druckmann, the guy known for running and developing Last of Us, yeah, turned it into the video game. Yeah, he didn't create it. Huh, he's not the creator of Last of Us. Oh boy, who is it Mushroom? No, he was just handed the thing. It's like here's your next project, and then it turned into the video game that it became, but he didn't come up with the concept or the original idea. Who the fuck did that?
Speaker 2:It's just the studio.
Speaker 1:Studio got an idea for a zombie game and it turned into that. So under his direction it became good, but the story concepts were already there too. I like my answer better. The zombie did it, the mushroom did it. Somebody ate mushrooms and decided here you go. Here's the concept. We'd be so fucked if that was, If mushrooms ever become the fucking reason people turn into zombies. It can't happen, because I watched a video of random shit I watch explaining Rabbit holes. You go on. What is the name of? It's an?
Speaker 2:actual fungi. What random shit I watch.
Speaker 1:Explaining Rabbit holes. You go on. What is the name of them? They're actual. It's an actual fungi Quadriceps.
Speaker 2:That's an actual thing.
Speaker 1:They can't infect humans. Our body temperature is too hot Yet, or something.
Speaker 2:Yet they're still evolving. Yep.
Speaker 1:It's transferring to species. What are you talking about? They said it can't do Currently. Things still evolve. It's transferring to animals. The last article I read about them is they have now transferred to rats.
Speaker 2:Now what's the reason? What do we?
Speaker 1:test everything on Rats. That's what pisses me off. Why the fuck would you introduce it to rats? Stupid ass labs. That's how we got fucking COVID. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's how we got COVID. Well, there was fucking Last of Us jokes the entire time COVID was happening. Yeah, it was bats, it was bats, no but no. If that happened, we'd have to contain that really quick because that gets too out of control. We fucked Just like Walking Dead zombies. We good. A couple of that bursts, a couple of that happens. The military can take care of that real quick. I think we good. I'm only talking about this. I watched a tier list of zombie apocalypse types that we could survive as humans. That's the only reason it's the only reason we're dead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're dead. That one I don't have as much knowledge on 28 years I do not want 28 days or years later, because that shit's scary. Holy fuck, same stereotypical virus stuff, really. Yeah, but they think Guy in a prison got it, an inflected in the prison, etc. I have issues with the movie because the zombies are pretty much CG and it looked at when they're piling up into a mountain.
Speaker 1:It looks fucking like oh no they didn't do that one fucking Nick Cage, fucking apocalypse where the fucking monsters are turning into a fucking flaming wheel. Oh, that shit, that was, yeah, that was Arcadian, that's Arcadian. They look like dog crocodiles when they were doing the snappers. 28 years, 28 days, years. I don't want them. Zombies no, no, thanks, no, thanks, I don't want zombies, you don't want. Killian Risen from the field no. I don't want haul ass zombies. No, no thanks.
Speaker 1:Those ain't even zombies, those are just rage induced people. In a way, I'm pissed at myself for watching that fucking trailer and seeing attack on titan. Oh god. Well, they're all fucking naked and they're running like this. Hey, that movie. There's that one thing I want. I want creepiness of that movie, because 28 years like because there was 28 days, 28 months, which is the middle one. 28 months, which is the middle one again, I'm forgetting it. 28 days, 28 months, which is the middle one. 28 months, what's the middle one? Again, I'm forgetting it. 28 days later, I thought it was 28 hours, 28 days, 28.
Speaker 2:I don't know if there was a month.
Speaker 1:No, I don't. What's the middle one? Because I know, 28 days later, I want to know the sequel to that. Oh, days, weeks later 28 weeks later, weeks was the one scene where that son of a bitch is running away from the house and shit, and there's a hill in the horizon and all them fuckers come hauling ass over the hill, I'm like, oh hell, no man, hell, no, I don't want that shit. Oh hell, no, oh God. I hope I'm with Lowe because hopefully he can take a few out with the AR.
Speaker 2:Oh God.
Speaker 1:You telling me you don't have a few guns to you know, give you. Don't have a few guns to you know, give you he would, but that fucker's whole ass. And there's fucking 50 of them, jesus Christ. So you're going to be the old school type like give me to Tommy, no, I prefer the Thompson. God damn you, mummy. That's one universe. Low lives. I'm Rick and he's Ardeth Bay. Ardeth Bay, don't die. Ha ha, we're low lives, I'm Rick and he's Ardeth Bay Ardeth.
Speaker 1:Bay, don't die. Haha, ramone lives. He almost dies. You think he's dead, but it's a fake out. Or your brother-in-law is JJ. That is John Hanna. That is JJ. I don't give a fuck. That is JJ. This is mine. Hey, that's part of mine. No, igzy Lo and him wouldn't get along. Then why is the mummy coming? God damn, I love that movie. We've been all over the fucking place.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:I've expected it. One and two are such classics. Three don't exist to me. Dragon Emperor don't exist to me. That don't exist. That's often I don't like that.
Speaker 1:It wasn't horrible. I don't like that movie. It wasn't horrible. I don't like that movie. It was supposed to be a legacy movie. They changed Evie's In the same way that Crying Kid Legends is a legacy movie. This was supposed to be a legacy movie. It was supposed to be one of those movies that hands it off to the next generation. It didn't do it. They changed Well, she couldn't do it to cast. They changed Evie's actress, but she had scheduling conflicts so she couldn't do it. It was just Mummies and that's an Egypt thing to me, so that's just don't mix them up.
Speaker 1:Mummies are all over the world, but they're more prominent in Egypt. Yeah, I get that. You get what I'm saying. That is an Egypt thing to me, main focus Egypt. I'm sorry I lost it. Shit to me. I'm surprised you're defending three so much. I was like that, just wasn't it.
Speaker 1:You take it as me defending it versus me not actually defending it. I'm just putting out Do you think it's as good as the first two? No, then we agree. I wanted it to do what it didn't Because you know the sun growing up. I was Well, then we agree, I wanted it to do what it didn't Because you know the son grown up. I was like, alright, let's get a legacy movie. Brendan Fraser ain't gonna be fucking alive forever. Let's have the son take over.
Speaker 1:He said he would do another one. Yeah, he did. But he only wants one person to come back Because she wasn't in the third Yep. And they gotta bring a. I don't care, it'd be cliche as fuck, but you bring imhotep back somehow. I don't care, I don't care, don't care. Plot all the fuck out that shit. If it ain't because he's stuck in fucking hell, if it ain't imhotep, I don't want it. Or you could just know. Then you got the scorpion. Anubis has got his hands on him. I actually know I lie, it's so sorry. Great. Yeah, thank you. Anubis is not even that. People confuse that all the time. It's funnyiris. Yeah, thank you. Anubis is not even the god. People confuse that all the time. It's funny to me. I'm like no, he's not.
Speaker 1:He's the god of mummies, and embalming and he watches over the judgment, but he's not the one that rules over hell. Nope, he's not. Uh-oh, I found something else interesting. He's probably got more memes up Memes. I found something else interesting. He's probably got more memes up.
Speaker 2:What are you?
Speaker 1:hitting us with now you got a good way of leading us back into Senseis. No, I'm looking at the damn Smurf cup and seeing Papa Smurf in his communist regime red, fuck you. Internet, fuck you. I can't unsee that. That's better. The one female Smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, that's a new name for her, the one female, spurf A Spurf. I could say Spurf, spurf A Spurf. That's a new name for her, a Spurf, because she's not actually a Smurf?
Speaker 1:She was magically created because for some fucking reason, all the Smurfs are men. Smurf Fun fact about the word Smurf no, I fucking lie, Because later on in the seasons they did create kids and there were girl kids.
Speaker 2:But nobody knows where they fucking came from In high school I didn't like swearing much, which has changed.
Speaker 1:Smurf used to be my, my, word for fuck Smurf you.
Speaker 1:Oh, what the smurf. Smurf used to be my word for fuck what the smurf. I think I used fudge. Oh, what the smurf. Smurf used to be my word for fudge. What the smurf. I think I used fudge. Oh, smurf, I didn't like swearing. It's weird, I swear every other word. I don't think it was that way. No, because I get my ass slapped if I fucking swore an hour. Oh, what the fuck. You know what I used to use just as a fucking joke Kn joke Nucking futz. You know what I still get.
Speaker 1:One thing I don't think you get one thing, I get like a mother If I'm at the dinner table and I say, fuck you, watch your language, Crystal.
Speaker 2:I'm 30 years old, you're not squaring in my house Dad over there laughing.
Speaker 1:My mom and dad gave up on that. My dad gets it too, though. The Millers gave up on that. But if I'm sitting at the dinner table with grandma Hauser or Grandpa Hauser, Watch your language.
Speaker 1:You watch your language. You do get that. Still with the With the Hausers. Yes, I can't even sit at the couch and say a swear word without Grandma staring at me, like what'd you just say? That's foul language. My grandpa will side-eye me but he won't say anything. Whenever I think of foul language, I just think of Cap Language Matt's like. I got a poster referencing that upstairs. I am on your left Language. Was he Falcon? Which generation? Oh God, oh no, he'd be the black one. That's going to be the worst comic movie of the year and, who knows, maybe Fantastic Four flops so fucking hard. It's worse than Captain America 4. You're going to get overloaded Because one. You're going to look at Silver Surfer and be like that's not my Silver Surfer. That's not my Silver Surfer. She's a woman, though I like that.
Speaker 1:And two you're getting Galactus, but you're not getting any of the other Heralds yeah, Heralds.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I couldn't take Fire. Lord, serious Spider-Man soloed him. I'd somehow watch this. What Suddenly made an 80s family sitcom of Star Wars and it's AI'd. I'd somehow watch this. The fucking Google VL3 or whatever the fuck that is. It's getting so fucking popular. It's all over TikTok. People are just entering a prompt and it's creating an entire fucking show and shit. I actually wanted to use that and see what would happen if I put our podcast shit in there once. Oh, my god, we're going to go into the top 10, but my last thing this is kind of a Star Wars reference just rolled through my feed a couple days ago Last night. I was dying. I almost sent it to you but I forgot. I was like I think I downloaded the wrong Star Wars movie and the stormtroopers take off their helmets and some hot chicks and they got their tits almost out and shit. And then you see Chewbacca going doing his.
Speaker 1:Hmm, I, I'm like oh my God, I think I downloaded the wrong Star Wars movie.
Speaker 2:Or the right Star Wars movie.
Speaker 1:Or the right Star Wars movie. It depends on which Star Wars it was parodying. Usually it's the first trilogy. Yeah, it usually is. You know what's funny about that? They never actually try to parody the new three. No, no they don't even tell.
Speaker 1:No, there is, there is. Yep, oh, there is. How have they not seen that You're not digging far enough in the rabbit hole? Hey, rabbit hole man, the circle it all comes back to the circle. Well, when you want to trap a demon-slash-angel, god see, there's grotesque scenes. So I can't. But Matt would just be watching that, like you guys are into this shit. Yeah, me and Jay go to horror movies to be freaked out and be like whoa, that's what we go to horror movies for. To say whoa, damn, I can't believe they did that on screen. Oh, my God, let's get some more. That fucker ripped out his own jaw. I saw a kid try to eat a knife. I'm like oh. Or to gnaw it on his own arm. What the fuck? The chair knows the way. Ah, fuck, that looks like my grandpa's old computer chair. You know what I can't believe hasn't crossed over yet? Mando's saying this is the way. And then, do you know the way, mi brother, it's on the internet somewhere.
Speaker 1:I die. Do you know the way, mi brother? It's on the internet somewhere, Alright, ready. My last comment I still love how you say I'm Knuckles, but you're like yeah, but you're also Ugandan Knuckles. Do you know the way, Mi Pata? Well, you won't accept being fucking Vector. I was like originally I'm Knuckles. Stop changing shit. I'm Knuckles, You're more than one character.
Speaker 1:Damn it, it's my personality so vibrant. Oh no, another meme. Oh no, no. Oh, you're a master, you're a master, you're a master, you're a master, you're a master, you're a master, you're a master.
Speaker 2:You're a master. You're a master, you're a master, you're a master, you're a master, you're a master you're a master, you're a master, you're a master.
Speaker 1:A place in my new empire, your new empire, oh, your new empire, anakin. My allegiance to the Republic, to democracy. Why is that ingrained in most men's head? Why, because everything in Star Wars is quotable there's always a bigger fish To democracy. I love that. The first two trilogies.
Speaker 2:I love that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there ain't shit quotable in them. Well, the third trilogy is a joke in itself, Because I honestly cannot quote anything from the second trilogies. I can quote actions, which is something different. You know, one of the funniest things they did, and I think it's I think it was a fucking add-in on, like a Blu-ray release or something when Anakin becomes Vader and people hated it and Palpatine tells him she's dead.
Speaker 1:And he goes no Dean can get on board with that one. What the fuck was that? No, what Leia talking to Obi-Wan in the Kenobi series? Are you my real father? I wish I could say yes, your mom was smoking hot, so was your dad the last time I saw him? Dean's on board with that one. Oh God, that'd be Dean answering Last time I saw him.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was in tears because At least he's not running a train. Oh fuck, I was watching clips. I seen a tears because At least he's not running a train. Oh fuck, I was watching clips. I seen a clip of. I was watching clips of the fucking Doctor Sleep, the shining sequel.
Speaker 1:Stephen King wrote it, ewan McGregor's in it, so it's funny. The end where they go back to the hotel and that woman chick's following up the stairs Ewan's higher up the stairs than she is and I go to the comments. I and she is. And I go to the comments. I'm like, oh, you people need to stop. He has the high ground. He has the high ground. It's over Anakin. I've purchased the high ground DLC. That's one of the saved ones on my phone. It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.
Speaker 1:I've seen a TikTok. This is my last thing that we're going to go into our top ten. I've said that three times, but this shit was too funny. It's a TikTok. It's a wife. I give a lot of credit to. Guy posted a TikTok Every day, usually on my birthdays, we do this and the wife allows it.
Speaker 1:She plays the role and I love it. They redo the speech of fucking your new empire. She has to play. Obi has to play obi-wan and say obi-wan's lines, he gets to play. I'm like that is a wife right there. It's like he wants to do this all the fucking time. I don't understand. Surprise he doesn't have her dress as padme or something.
Speaker 1:A broken heart killed her. Huh, that's Huh. I think that was one of Matt's things too. She died of a broken heart. Huh, it was Palpatine. What do you mean? She died Would have been better. They only have to change one line. And somehow Palpatine. Why, why does that not leave my head Go away? And somehow Palpatine returns. Why, why does that not leave my head Go away? That's one of the lines that's ruined. Everything. Go away. All right Now, after our random Star Wars tangent of me bringing up classic movies, we went to Star Wars like five different times. We went to a galaxy far, far away A bunch of times. Oh God, I don't want to get up for a die to roll it. I'll get up. Our list is in honor of Mr Miyagi Figure. Top ten senseis in fiction. Mine is basically top ten anime senseis, but whatever, we get more of a variety from the other guys, here you go. Dean Killer plant 13. What Killer plant fungus infects man in India for world first case, oh great.
Speaker 2:When.
Speaker 1:I don't know when I saved this Seven, seven. What did you roll? I'm gonna end up going first. Watch, that's what. No, low roll goes first. Oh, great Dean, fourteen, dean me, you. Wow, that's just oh, and we're in a different circle because you're usually the opposite way.
Speaker 2:We're in a different circle, a different what?
Speaker 1:Circle. You can't fucking do that around, dean. You cannot mention this. I didn't say jerk too. All you have to mention is circle In a. What that's going to? All you have to mention is circle. You know what that's going to be a week or so, then it'll die down. But that's my thing now. No, no, it's going to happen like a circle it's more so, chuck and Larry, though like a circle.
Speaker 1:It's their fault. It is their fault. I still want this movie. Like a circle Fuck, it's their fault. It is their fault. That's what makes it fucking work. I still want this movie. They're technically cannibals yeah, they are. You know what a fucked up thing. How long it took me to realize. When Matt's saying yub-yub, I'm like, oh my god, he's speaking Ewok. I finally realized that, like it was a while ago, but that was funny.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god that I finally realized that, like it was a while ago. But that was funny. That's Ewok. Talk, it's Ewok talk.
Speaker 1:It's not him saying yes or no. What the fuck does it mean in Ewok, yep, yep, yo man Stormtrooper's armor is terrible. Ewoks were killing Stormtroopers with fucking sticks. If you wanted A fantasy, accurate Fucking Abby, just cast the mountain. Jesus Christ, watching that. Beat on fucking Ellie. Oh god, ten, ten, ten. I was like one, I'm not starting at one.
Speaker 1:Do you want me to go like this? Oh, jesus Christ. Oh, did you pick up on that? The girl playing Astrid, what about her? Is Joel's daughter in Last of Us. Get the fuck out of here. Yes, yep, yep.
Speaker 2:Huh, yep.
Speaker 1:Oh, his original daughter, yep the one, that the one that died, the one that died, yep, yep, okay, didn't have a proper teacher, nope, nope, uh. 10, we can finally start to that. One was mad spot I. I have another meme, damn meme. We can do a meme cast one day. It would be just memes, jesus Christ, we'll be videos for that. Well, number 10. Okay, okay, I just wanted to make sure that I wanted it locked in. Yeah, I locked it in. So 10 is from Naruto. I got Tsunade at 10.
Speaker 1:Naruto will that's my honorable mention. Naruto will appear again. Uh, so will it On mine too. Naruto has a couple, but um I have one. I like Tsunade. Tsunade is and it's my only female on here, because there ain't many, no, so I had to get one Tsunade I. I like Sonata, I like Granny Sonata. She's only on my honorable mentions because I have people ranked higher. But the only reason I put her as an honorable mention, she made Sakura irrelevant. I can't argue that Sakura sucks. Greatest achievement Done. And Sonata does have one of my favorite lines. When they're talking, when they're ogling her chest, she's like don't talk about my chest, like I was blessed with these by heaven itself me.
Speaker 1:Later we learned that she actually uses her chakra to make herself yeah she's fun, she's fun and again naruto, that's why, Asian women don't age until. Yeah, that was another girl comment. Matt has a point, though, that she made Sakura relevant. That might be the greatest achievement on my list Making a main character relevant. I like the fact that her summon is just a big fucking slug that kills me. Snake slugs and toads Alright, sunadi.
Speaker 2:Why does the?
Speaker 1:female, get the slimy one.
Speaker 2:Giggity, giggity.
Speaker 1:Think about that the perverted one gets the snake. Okay, yeah, we get that Perverted one. Ruchimaru, I think you're downgrading.
Speaker 2:Jiraiya's pervertedness. No, no, no, no, I'm not talking perverted like that.
Speaker 1:Orochimaru likes kids.
Speaker 2:Perverted that way. Stranger danger.
Speaker 1:Yes, until Boruto, I want your body, Sasuke yes. Calm down Orochimaru Jesus. Christ, that just makes him a creeper, that doesn't make him perfect. You're one of the legendary Sannin, and he's over here. I want him.
Speaker 2:Nothing will be as bad as Hisoka, though Nothing.
Speaker 1:He learned that from his gods Nothing will be as bad as Hisoka. That's the greatest fucking stranger danger. I've ever fucking seen People trying to defend him.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's just because he likes their battle potential. No, he's thrusting and getting fucking all excited seeing 12-year-olds do shit. No, he's so good, it's fucking stranger danger people. Jesus, my number 10 is uh. One more thing. One more, huh, uncle, I knew where that was going. One more thing, one more, huh, uncle, I knew where that was going. One more thing, jackie. Oh, oh, oh. Come on, he's the sensei of that fucking show. Yeah, every single character in that show learned something from him. I pulled the Dean on two of these, by the way, did you? I put two people from the same thing? I did too, because I have two that are similar, but I could give you an edge for one though, but it's basically because they're both parental figures. Yep, two people, fuck, fuck. What'd you do? Well, if you look at my list, it's kind of like parental figures slash.
Speaker 2:It works. It's a mentor thing.
Speaker 1:Sensei is kind of a loose thing, so it works. My number 10 is number 10 because he's arguably more fatherly than mentory, but he did enough to be a mentor. Pickle up, All right there it is he didn't make the list, but two did, two DBZ did. Yes, they're tied because I didn't want to. I have one more in my honorable mentions Daddy Piccolo, that is dad.
Speaker 2:That is the best dad in the series.
Speaker 1:Babysitter Piccolo. No, it's Dad Piccolo, Piccolo watch my kids.
Speaker 1:Well, he's not the daddy of Pan, so I didn't call him that. He's the babysitter, yeah, but Gohan's a good dad, because Piccolo was a good dad. Does anybody I have more? So that about his mom no, his mom was bad, his mom was overreacting. Hey, I, I see Piccolo, I work with Piccolo. They're like, oh, jesus Christ, dean, hey, piccolo don't die, that's fine. Only, and he gets, he gets wished back, that's fine. What I'm gonna? Who sacrificed him Monday? Monday, I'm gonna go late low.
Speaker 2:No, no, no no.
Speaker 1:No, no, think about that. Think about this for a second. Who sacrificed Piccolo? Oh shit, who development, damn you, the three best dads in Dragon Ball? Piccolo? Arguably Gohan Krillin. I'll throw Hercule in there too. Hey, I was going to ask Jay. Well, he took care of his daughter, he did, but he's too famous and pompous. Yeah, hercule, he mellowed out once. He got Majin. Yeah, because he also takes care of Pan. That way too. He's always babysitting her. He's a grandpa. Yeah, that's grandpa factor. That's still different. Boo wants chocolate.
Speaker 1:And if you play the video games, he also takes care of Boo's children. Boo wants chocolate. My God Number nine Boo. I wanted to ask one thing. Boo wants chocolate. I've seen a clip on one of my YouTube shorts. It had me dying. I was like what is that from? I've got to ask Jake. So I remember that he wouldn't know because I like DBZ, you're sure my brain doesn't work that way anymore, no, it's the DBZ.
Speaker 1:It had me dead Chi-Chi's looking for Goku and Make it look something. Make it look. Make it look he's cause he had to go.
Speaker 2:So he punched his fucking Goku and Goku flies off.
Speaker 1:Oh my tractor Hercules, oh my track. I believe that's in super where he was, oh, my track. He was. He was like you know what? Yeah, I'll do this because I haven't trained in a while. No, that didn't get me. It's the damn tractor, oh, my tractor, and he takes his tractor. He's like here, punch me, Make it look good.
Speaker 1:So he gets punched and he starts jumping backwards. Then he takes his tractor. He flies off in his tractor. Oh my tractor. I'm like why does Goku have a tractor? Because he's a farmer by trade? Oh my tractor. He sells his vegetables in the city. Oh my tractor. Okay, number nine. Oh, number nine is a good one. Number nine likes to take dumps. Captain Yan from Black Clover, I should have known that was going to make you listen. I thought about it. He likes to take dumps. He was in the shortlist criteria, told you you're going to hear all anime ones.
Speaker 2:Those are the ones I love most.
Speaker 1:As much as he is the mentor of the Black Bulls. His training, his motivation is surpass your limits. Well, do it.
Speaker 2:How do I do it? I don't care, do it.
Speaker 1:He literally just shoves you, gives you to the wolves. It's like be better. He likes to take dumps, and the fact that he uses one of his guys as a taxi kills me. Fineral, take me here. Okay, that's what omitted him. His claim to fame is surpass your limits. I could use some help here. Surpass your limits, Wait a minute. Is there a Chris Sabat bias? Because that's who voices him. It's possible.
Speaker 2:I love Yami, though I love Yami.
Speaker 1:I want you to think about how many fucking senseis are on your list that are Chris. Oh my god, there is another one, there is two. You probably know who it is too. Alright, oh god, I love mine, but I'm actually interested in yours, because yours, guys, is going to be different perspectives. How about this. Gi Joe spin.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:The Urasikage. I had to generalize that one because the sensei's name for snake eyes always changes, but the name of the clan does not.
Speaker 2:So I'm Rashi Kage.
Speaker 1:I mean, if you can train fucking Snake Eyes to be that badass, it's fucked up with GI Joe, because you ask people is their favorite character? It's Snake Eyes. That's my favorite character. I'm a normie. I actually like his brother too Well. His their favorite character? It's Snake Eyes. That's my favorite character. I'm a normie. I actually like his brother too Well. His my favorite character is in GI Joe, adopted brother Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. I can't call him stuff brother, but yeah, those are my favorite. The two ninjas are my favorite characters. I don't say Scarlet and Baroness, because being horny, so I gotta Shit. I have bias towards Duke Howzer, yeah, and Cobra Commander's up there, just because, damn Joes, I don't, I don't. Okay, if they do another iteration of him, I don't want him to have that hiss. No, nothing. That's the second most iconic annoyed villain Favorite. Always the best is always Skeletor, he Skeletor, he-man, he-man, the fucking voice. I'll get you He-Man till we meet again the damn meme you do know his voicing him in the live action, right?
Speaker 1:oh wait, I didn't hear nothing about. I ain't heard much about this it's been a while I will reconfirm after I give my eight.
Speaker 2:Damn you After you give your eight. Does it have to do with it? Nine Nine.
Speaker 1:You know you want to know who almost made my list? Matt at Arms, Fair, he almost made my list. My number nine is he's fighting Neo. Oh, same with Panthro. He teaches fucking Lionel what to do. You know why I laugh whenever I hear Panthro? Because I love him. You're supposed to buy him that pop, put it on his desk, the way cartoons just Will obnoxiously tell you a character is black in Panthro, he's black. Who's the voice? It's Morbin time.
Speaker 2:Morb.
Speaker 1:Leto. Oh my, oh boy, I don't see it. He's the voice. I don't see it. Well, the voice, I don't see it. Well, you know, I could test it, jared, can you say, I'll get you he-man, I'll get you he-man, if it's the last thing I do, and that is why Skeletor is so beloved that you can never take him serious. It's that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, hey, you didn't have him as a pop. No, I don't, I need one. I'm waiting for the meme to come out. They're making a meme one where he's running away after he tells you to meme. Oh God, they need to make more meme pops. They do. They have the Homer one, yeah, where he's in the hedge when he's hiding in the hedge. What's another one? They got the fucking the Spider-Man. One is a meme.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, there is one I want. I think it's at Lost World. I should get it, or is it? No, come on, load you fucker. I'm not mad. They started doing set photos for the guy playing He-Man.
Speaker 2:I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1:No, Please tell me they're doing the Earth thing again. I mean they could be. It looks like it. They might be doing it to some degree. Yeah, they're doing the Earth thing again.
Speaker 2:That's the one I want.
Speaker 1:There's one where he's laying down the sexy Skeletor. Or also this one. I like this one too. Okay, wait, did you do your number eight? Yeah, oh, I did my number nine. I said my number nine, but you guys didn't say the joke or comment on the joke. He's fighting Neo Morpheus. Yeah, that's a good one. Thank you, lauren Spichburn. Number eight Eight yeah, eight is another one of them. That was kind of a tie, but it's whatever. Eight's my one-piece ones. There's Rayleigh and Garp, and I give a slight edge to Rayleigh. Rayleigh gets a slight edge. You did kind of teach him more. Rayleigh's got a little more aura. All Garp did was fucking give you the love fit. Do this better. Punch a shit out of Luffy and Ace.
Speaker 1:No, Garp did the same thing that Yami did. Yeah, punch him. Here's the wild. Learn, go learn. Rayleigh taught Luffy hockey and Rayleigh got aura like motherfucker. That motherfucker swam through the comm belt Like man. He's fucking Sea King's ancient. That's that old man, aura. He did the fucking backstroke through the comm belt. Garp loses points. Garp loses a bit of points because he should not have let Ace die. He should have went over there and clowned Nakainu, but he didn't do it. No, he was going to, but Sengoku said don't you do that, don't you do that. The fucking Buddha stopped him, don't you do that. Good thing, you're holding me back because I'm going to kill him. I'm a one piece. There's a name on my head. Now I wonder if he put him on there. Oh, no, you're him Because of something he just said. Now I'm wondering if there's a name on there that I think might be on there. Should I just go?
Speaker 1:over, so you can get to him right away or what. No, I don't know if it's on his list. I want you to transform and roll out Optimus. Yes, he works. He was on mine too, but I was like I'm going down. I wasn't going to go with the one who taught him. I went with Optimus because he's so many. That was one I thought would be on his Optimus. Yeah, Optimus was one of the three.
Speaker 1:I weighed my options and I was like I cannot leave him off after everything we've fucking done. There's two people in fiction that can there may be more, everything we've fucking done. There's two people in fiction that can there may be more, but guaranteed. There's two people in fiction that can make me go into a. I probably surprised you saying they are Ashikage. No, no, gi Joe, I guess not. I've said it. There's two people in fiction that can guarantee I'll do it anyway. That's my death, my one-on-one man's death, that's my death, my one-on-one man's death, that's my death anyway. But I can guarantee two people that can give me a speech, fictional characters that can give me a speech to make me ride off into a death battle where I'm guaranteed going to die. One of them is Optimus and the other is Erwin Smith from Attack on Titan. Those are the only two I'm going after I'm going.
Speaker 1:I'm going. I'm pretty sure Peter is the one guy who could give you, no matter what character he plays. Bro Erwin Smith still kills me from Attack on Titan. Sir, are we going to die? Those three are the ones I thought would be on your list, and the one on the bottom is the one I thought Dean might put. Wait, what the hell is that? Oh, I left them off my list.
Speaker 2:I wanted to the middle one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that kind of pisses me off. Now you can do an honorable mention, just so we can talk about it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you can do your honorable mention.
Speaker 1:Yeah, alright, the bottom one is the one I thought for Dean, based on how we just talked, and I don't think you put him on there, no, but I think you fit him better than. I'm pretty sure his list is basically anime. Well, that's anime.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait.
Speaker 1:The bottom one in the square. Oh no, he just talked to you. He got them out of the way right now. So no, he missed Daddy. Okay, that should have been a big-ass clue, me saying that Daddy, oh God, the Daddy of One Piece, oh Jesus Christ, oh, jesus Christ Died standing up. Oh, whitebeard, he was in consideration, but Why'd I have to? Okay, he was a mentor father, but a lot of mine are.
Speaker 2:His whole crew is that.
Speaker 1:You can talk about Yami, but a lot of mine. You didn't really see Whitebeard training, nobody.
Speaker 2:So that's why I took him off. That's the sad part.
Speaker 1:Actually, that's the only reason I kept him off, Even in the spinoff comic with Ace. You don't see it If we did top 10 anime characters males, males, because women come and fuck that whole list up. If it was top 10 males, Whitebeard's top five Well, the reason I said Whitebeard mainly because of the thing, is because you're giving the credit to your guys for the whole letting Ace die or whatever thing, but it's like he brought his army to get him. Oh, I understand that, I understand that and I don't dispute it, I agree.
Speaker 1:Mentorg is a broad term in terms of sensei or whatever, so that's the thing he could work. But it's also the same thing like Shanks is literally Luffy's mentor. Yeah, luffy is literally. I'm actually surprised he didn't say Shanks at all. I'm partial to Rayleigh because you actually see a training montage with Rayleigh. That's fine, and Garp is Garp's. Garp Garp is not dead, he's in the zoo. I can't hear you say Garp Garp.
Speaker 2:Garp.
Speaker 1:It just comes out Garp, garp, garp. My number eight is one of my ties, minamoto From Naruto. Minato, yeah, minato.
Speaker 2:Naruto.
Speaker 1:Daddy.
Speaker 1:That's a good one and, in that same realm, kakashi for helping train, but it's mainly Minamoto. Minato yeba Literally trained Jiraiya Tsunade. Naruto is on one of my. If you take Bleach One Piece and Naruto, naruto is still my least favorite, but's no, as if you take Bleach One Piece and Naruto, naruto is still is my least favorite, but it's. But not because I don't like Naruto, it's because I like the other ones a little more. But Naruto still to this day has one of the saddest scenes I've ever seen to me when, when Minato is dying because they reincarnate him, he's gotta go, he's gotta go back to heaven, wherever he's going, and shit. He tells Naruto happy birthday and they have that whole and Naruto trying to give him his whole life story in ten seconds and shit Eyes, I'm done. Who cut the onions? Tell mom, when you get over there, I'm doing. Good, damn. We're on his seven, right? Yep, okay, seven, what's that? The way we just talk, I always forget the number Seven.
Speaker 1:My seven, yeah, oh, what's that? The way we just talk, I always forget the number. My seven, yeah, oh, seven. Kind of was a late entry, but it was sad, I'm kidding. Ah, you guys might not even know this one. Igneel from Fairytale I know Fairytale.
Speaker 2:That's Nazi's.
Speaker 1:Dragon Day. I'm surprised. You know, I actually know. I know how much you love fairy tale, but I'm surprised. Igniel is the one that made it. I there's not many other people I could put on igniel's igniel died. Igniel actually died something mashima don't do unless it's dead rock. Well, get that out of your system. Do you want to say kagura bachi, kagura bachi the peak? No, again, igniel, he's a cool dragon and he's a oh come on. And he fostered a pretty damn near demon baby, because Aetherius, natsu, dragneel, demon baby. Yeah, we can say it. That's been done. We're not ruining it for anybody anymore. You're not me for JJ, and, like I said, agnolo, you actually killed Igneel, so it's at death and you don't see that much in there. I, you actually killed Igneel, so it's at death and you don't see that much in there. I'm sorry. Something about Dragon Master is dope. He's a dragon, sensei. Hell, yeah, igneel, matt's like. I know Igneel.
Speaker 1:I don't know how much people like fairy tale. I read all of fairy tale. Yeah, I didn't watch it, I read it. I didn't watch that one, I read it. So I don't, you know, I have that discussion with him all the time.
Speaker 2:Did you watch it just like? No, I read it. No, that's where me and jay are different if he watches something? No, it's if you do, you don't do both.
Speaker 1:I, I have that weird, you don't do both right. If I watch it, then you ain't reading it really has to not be out all the way in order for me to actually read it as well. But if it's out, a lot of the, a lot of the bigger ones, I only watched because they were on Toonami Right. That's how I got in. That's how I also got the Naruto, but I read all of Naruto.
Speaker 1:Oh God, See, I'm worse than you because when it came to the Toonami ones, I got so fucking interested in it. I went to YouTube and watched it episodically that way. Yep, yep. But it's the same with Bleach. I read Bleach. I finished Bleach, reading it before the anime ever finished.
Speaker 2:Like I would literally watch.
Speaker 1:Sub on YouTube. That's how bad it was that would be. But the only one I probably saw the anime of before I read the thing was DBZ. Before pirating was illegal, Super illegal, I should say Hell. I think I used LimeWire to download Bleach episodes. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Don't you be listening to me like that. Your number's seven. I'm just gonna say it because we already said in our two ones but Jiraiya, oh fuck, I missed my opportunity. He's not on mine.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, oh Jirachi.
Speaker 1:I fucked with him at work. I said Jirachi on purpose and he's like what, huh? I twitched like Jiraiya, like I see he way wired my brain Like ooh, jirachi.
Speaker 2:Jirachi.
Speaker 1:Pervert sensei, I still, every time his death is brought up, I still have like this mini tear that pops up.
Speaker 1:It's like god damn, you didn't have to fucking do it that way, it's hard for me because, as sad as that was, he did die to one of my favorite Naruto characters. Nagato is one of my favorite Naruto characters. Pain, the paths of pain. He went out like a champ. Okay, pain fucking. If it wasn't for sorry, but Dragon Ball, bullshit. Pain wiped out every almighty push Y'all done, damn. He just cooked y'all in one move. Then Naruto got hit with the Taknojutsu. Like oh, that's where Naruto loses me a little bit. Naruto, you can't talk to every villain, bro, bro, we the same, bro, we the same. What you mean? We the same. No, that's the one thing that does change up in Boruto. There's no more Taknojutsu, boruto, just you want to talk about a series that I read bits of that people just hate that got. People hated that shit.
Speaker 1:The anime got hated on more than the fucking manga. They just turned that into filler. Poop, turned it all into filler. That's just right. And then the fucking manga now had that time skip where Boruto was forced to be forgotten. He's now the villain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like what the fuck.
Speaker 1:It was interesting as hell, because the only person that actually remembered him was his sister. Yep, yep, and I still. Boruto just lost me, based on Naruto's entire arc when he's as a Hokage just lost me. Oh you see, dad. Yeah, I'm not here. Who's there?
Speaker 2:He says to take care of his kid with clones Fucker Go take care of my son.
Speaker 1:That joke wouldn't be so bad if he also flipped it too. Have the clone do the fucking paperwork. Oh he did. You just could never tell who was who. You know what. The worst thing about boruto that gave it a really bad taste mouth right away was boruto himself. Fuck you, dad. I idolize sasuke me. Oh, I'm out, I'm out. What's worse? Is sasuke's kid idolizes naruto yeah, I'm out. Oh, and boruto doesn't believe her mom is her actual yeah boruto had the nerve.
Speaker 1:The nerve to there was actually real good reason for that had the nerve to kill Karama, and I'm like nah. Plus, it played on the fans. Don't you kill Karama, naruto. I lied to you. The cost for burying would was not your life, but my life, me Fuck you why you kill Karama Master.
Speaker 2:He had to have I believe he's still alive somewhere.
Speaker 1:He got reincarnated. He's a chibi, he's just chibi now.
Speaker 2:No, he did get reincarnated. He's a chibi, he's just chibi.
Speaker 1:You know who he went to, though? Right, he's just chibi, naruto's daughter. He's just chibi. He's chibi version. He went to Naruto's daughter, you, alright, over there? Yeah, he's getting a little clingy. Huh, while he's tensing up, yeah, I was in a weird. Last time you went into a headspace you yelled at Jake.
Speaker 2:I was in a weird. This was all for my seven we still need.
Speaker 1:I was in a weird stance there. I was like no, my number seven is Joel, okay.
Speaker 2:I like it. Mentor for Ellie.
Speaker 1:He did nothing wrong. Agreed Sorry, internet, he didn't. No, there's people that are Abby truthers out there and I tried I'm like go away. Go away from me. I fully accept she has a reason to kill Joel. I accept that I do she has every reason to want Joel dead. But I'm going to tell you though, because again it's- fresh. You know, that's one thing I hate about fucking apocalypse time stories. Okay, I'm going to tell you. Everyone always resorts to killing.
Speaker 2:This is where I would actually like your opinion. It's always an eye for an eye.
Speaker 1:If you watch because you don't really watch Play the Games. But if you watched the seasons, your opinion would be great. Because the problem with season two you like characters, but I'm sitting here like man the wolves suck man Y'all trash, leave the scars alone. Scars tie up somebody and cut their guts out. Damn y'all. Crazy and evil too. Can I like anybody in this y'all? That's what the fuck I'm saying is like. Can I like anybody? That was the walking dead philosophy. Humans are the bad guys. Zombies are just chilling, yeah, but it's like god said yeah, fuck y'all you can. I'm making you simple-minded like cavemen again, but again there's nothing then. But no, I was gonna say, because the scene replayed again compare zombies to cavemen, that's the scene
Speaker 1:replayed and where this I told I was messaging you during it where the flashback or the last time you see joel where ellie's like I want to forgive you, I want to try to forgive you, yada, yada, and joel's like and I'll and I'll do, I'll do what he said, I'll do it again, I'll kill them all again to save you, I'll do it again. And ellie's like that's, that's selfish, why? And then destroyed everything. Ellie said because I love you and I'm like like Ellie, go you out. You lost that argument, you out. That's why. Because I love you. And they own that scene. Bella Ramsey gets too much shit. I know she looks different, but God, leave her alone. Y'all making her turn off her social medias because they're fucking bullying her so bad. Fucking. Stop staring at her forehead and stop calling her, making a meme out of her. I'm gonna be a dad.
Speaker 2:They had her join a daddy club Because after they have their make-out session and Dina says she's pregnant.
Speaker 1:Then Ellie says I'm gonna be a dad and I'm like, oh God, they're memeing it so bad. They're memeing it so bad because they changed the dialogue from the game. That's not what Ellie says in the game. No, I know. I don't know if the actor decided to say that just as a joke and they kept it in there, or what. Oh no, the director already said that she changed the line and he liked it enough that he didn't change it. Yeah, this is why the show sucks. You really want me to watch this. I don't think it's that horrible. I will always prefer the games, but I didn't play the fucking games. All I have is you. You can ask me and Matt, we can tell you what's different, but Actually, no, I don't even have you for the first one.
Speaker 2:Well, me and Matt.
Speaker 1:I have you for the second one where we're on the fucking voice chat, we really liked the first season because we watched it together. They changed some things. What did we do? Or I came over every day, every Sunday or something. No, you logged in once and I got to watch it every week. That's what Me and you watched.
Speaker 2:The finale together Is that which one it was.
Speaker 1:That's how we got to watch it. I do remember finishing season one. It's just bits and pieces. The David episode Was that what it was? The cannibals, yep, and I loved that episode. That's what I kept waiting for. That was the one Troy Baker was in.
Speaker 2:Hey, it's Troy.
Speaker 1:And everybody gives shit to Troy because it's like you gave him a cannibal role but you gave Ashley fucking Ellie's mom. It's like this is really shit to Joel, honestly. At that point, why don't you just have Troy be his fucking brother? At that point, why don't you just have Troy be his fucking brother? But I'm sorry, though, because I've got to get on a little Last of Us tangent, because me and Matt can discuss that for a long time, because fucking that game is so depressing.
Speaker 2:No, if you guys want to do a fucking episode on it. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:The people that are. It's not worth my time. No, the Abby Truthers always say. But the main story of Last of Us 2 is forgiveness. I don't give a fuck. I have killed hundreds of people trying to get to you and I'm not just gonna forgive you, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna finish the job. What the fuck's the point? You just killed hundreds of other innocent fucking people. Get lost. That whole story, man. It literally takes almost two years of vengeance and death from Ellie going after Abby and at the last moment, after you've had a fist fight, after she's caused mortal damage to you. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 1:You had the Martha moment.
Speaker 2:Ellie dies.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, you just. That's how it feels in the game. Ellie sees Joel and you're like Joel, I forgave, yeah, after you killed about 300 people. But good for you, kid, I can actually hear Pedro saying that Good for you, kid. After you killed 300 people. The way Matt explains it, they organize that story so wrong. You're gonna hate Abby. Nobody's gonna turn into the season three of Abby. Nobody's gonna wanna watch this. They're gonna watch Manny get headshot though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's gonna be episode eight out of eight. Yes, and I'm still mad they ain't giving me what I want yet. And maybe it's season three, but I'm still like can I?
Speaker 1:show Prolong so much with all that. People are saying it's rushed. People are saying they rushed season two. They did the first game in one season, right, yeah. How long was the second game? It was technically longer by playthrough, yeah. So in other words, it deserves two seasons because you have two characters. Yep, in a way I could see it. It gets two seasons because you have two characters. Yep, in a way I could see it. You're telling me in season three they better wrap it up pretty.
Speaker 2:No, they were already saying they can't just cover fucking Abby's side.
Speaker 1:Showrunners were saying already that they might need a season four to complete. I'm like no, you don't. No, you don't. You do not need to be as sympathetic to the other side. Abby's story isn't long enough to justify the whole season being. Abby, let me ask you this Is there enough side characters in Sabby's party, sabby Sabby.
Speaker 1:I mean you got her entire party that isn't currently Abby's party to where you need to know enough of their background in order to. No, you want them dead. You don't care, you want them dead. You don't care, you don't care, you want him dead. That's the. You don't care. There is no reason for a season four then no, no, because they can.
Speaker 1:There's not a reason they could do. Exactly. Every episode should just be a mission about ellie going off and killing that said person and the fucked up thing about last of us, the little side tidbits are you getting pieces of abby's backstory? And they said it? And they offended me because they said because after you have each episode they a making of Last of Us and they yap out the episode a bit. I'm sitting there like hey, there's Jesse, the most morally morally up there, good character, morally good person of the damn series so far of the game. Kill him, what. We're fine. What, what's happening? I got all thrown off, you're fine. What's he happen? I got all thrown off, you're fine. He's showing me the time.
Speaker 1:That's all he really does who does better at keeping time. But no, but then they said in the last it's like we wanted to show that the morally good characters just don't last in this world. Yeah, you showed that nobody. If you're good, you die. You fuckers. God damn it. It's depression. It just gives you depression. That's all it does. That was the theme of last month.
Speaker 2:Yeah, depression.
Speaker 1:No, it's still this month. Okay enough, last of us, ted, jesus Christ, fuck you, laz. Why are you such a good talking point? We're on number six for you, yeah, okay, oh, because you said, joel, how did that start? I should have known Six, ah, six, all might.
Speaker 2:I am here.
Speaker 1:I threw him off because he's not really good of a teacher. He's not that good of a teacher. No, even when he was a teacher, he didn't really teach. He needed a teaching for dummies yeah, no, even when he was a teacher, he didn't really teach. He needed a teaching for dummies. Yeah, no, literally he carries that book around. Huh, I thought all Mr Oizawa, overall might I like that. All Might just is All Might's funny. All Might, just Oizawa didn't even want to be a teacher.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 1:He, I am here I naturally say that too much what I'm enjoying Vigilantes, I am really enjoying it. It's kind of fun, it's all right. He teaches better than all of us and he didn't like that series. I don't like it. It lacks, I don't know, it lacks a lot of characters I don't really like. Did you try watching it, though I have. I don't like a lot of the characters in it.
Speaker 2:I like the intro, the intro's catchy.
Speaker 1:That's just because of pop, isn't it? Well, I think it's also just because all of my heroes' intros are catchy. I will like it later because more of the canon, more of the other characters. Ryan was watching Overlord and he's like now. I understand why so many of Overlord's are usually in top anime suggestions for his intros, but I'll like Vigilantes more when they start sprinkling in the other characters from the main series. That's probably not gonna happen until season.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I've read the manga.
Speaker 2:Like I said I don't.
Speaker 1:You'll get Midnight and Moro Vazawa before the end of season one. I just it don't. Yeah, there's the whole cat thing, the cat cafe. There's no, all Might. I don't get Shiggy, the redeemed villains. I don't get Shiggy and Shiggy's one of my favorite villains in all of fucking modern fucking shit. So I'm like there ain't really villains I like in there either. So I'm like, yeah, I don't really like this. And again, my hero was up and down the normal. My hero was I was like this with and we got Pain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got.
Speaker 1:Pain. What's his name? Hero killer Stain.
Speaker 2:I love Stain, stain, I love.
Speaker 1:Stain. I was on the right track. Yeah, you pulled him either. Stain. The only hero that it's like he said Pain. That's why it's on the register. When you think about it, though, all Might, too, is just Japan glazing America 2. All Might is Japanese, but he trained in America and his whole fucking suit is just America. So he's an America glazer. Texas smash, detroit smash. We have a female version of him Star and Stripe. She lost the plot, fucking plot. Hey, she came back in the end Fuck with him. Barely. It was her vestige fucking with him. Barely. That was her vestige fucking with him. She did that to take out some of his quirks. I just personally laugh that, because of how ill-received the ending was, he had to make more chapters.
Speaker 2:It's still the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 1:He got sick of people saying Bakugo is cucking him Because he got with Ochako and I'm like, yeah, you need to fix that, fix that, okay. Well, he added pages. He added pages and he also gave, like the hero rankings of them. Yeah, finally. New hero rankings. New suits man Mirko, stay in that top. Mirko, stay up there. I just find it that.
Speaker 1:Bakugou keeps falling because people, because he has such a problem with fucking the media. Yeah, fuck you. You know what the weird fucking thing is, though. If he actually existed in real life, dean would be his top follower. Fuck, it was awesome. He's like me, he's loud and brash and don't care what he says. No, fucking, mount Lady's still up there. I'm like. Mount Lady's still up there and she's dating Wood Guy. Of course she's dating Conway Woods bro, his power's wood, of course he fucking takes it. He can create the one thing to help her. She can be normal size. She's always big. Me, stay big. Yeah, what do you think is going to be more? And his wood always grows. What's your point? Yeah, I guess Kamui woods, kamui woods.
Speaker 2:I love your sex, I chose so much anime.
Speaker 1:This is fun. Mine's all over the place. I've got three more anime. My number six is a tie between Toph and Iroh. There you go, toph, though Toph Iroh's the one I told them to put on her. I figured Iroh might be. I knew it would be on her anyway. She taught Twinkle Toes. I guess she also taught Sokka. Sokka, how did I pull that one out of your ass? Of course I have issues with names and you know this. Like it'll be right fucking there, but I can't fucking say it because some goddamn wire is crossed in there. Like I know what I want to say, but it just won't fucking come out. The cat has got my tongue. Whenever someone says Sokka, I laugh.
Speaker 1:Sokka, that's my dude the bumbling for fuck's sakes, if you take Avatar Korra, she taught a whole fucking Earth Nation how to metal bend. With that context, I suppose it works. Yeah, now Korra destroyed the world. Fuck you, ash. Yeah, I'm really waiting on that. And now Korra destroyed the world. I am really waiting on that series If they want to actually go that deep into context.
Speaker 2:Korra was hated before, and now we're just giving the Korra haters ammo.
Speaker 1:Aha it, it's sad, it's sad. No, each fucking avatar should be revered in a way, cora opened the spirit world. She's stupid. The spirit world and the real world used to be fucking connected from the beginning. No, humans had to fucking ruin both. They went through everything they touch. Cora was only trying to take it back. That's enough about the avatar. What we don't want to talk about that Get back. That's enough about the Avatar. What? We don't want to talk about that one, the same way we talk about the Last of Us, anytime that.
Speaker 1:Joel or Elio said if we want that rant, we'll just go on the Hulk. Oh no, that'd be going back in MCU. We're done with that for now. My number six could have been another slash tie, but I got to give it to this guy because he trained the main guy anyway. Alfred Pennyworth, Pennyworth, pennyworth, fucking. Fine, I'll do it this way. Alfred Pennyworth, why is it your next one now? No, master Bruce, when he literally chained Batman and still teaching the Robins. I kind of have to give it to Alfred over Batman. I won't bury another wing, I'm leaving. Dick Grayson is only who he is because of Alfred.
Speaker 2:Half the Robins are only this way, half the way they are because Jason Todd has only redeemed himself.
Speaker 1:Don't get me started on Jason Todd Jason. Todd's got full beef to be mad at Bruce. Yes, Full beef to be mad at Bruce that son. Full beef to be mad at Bruce that son of a bitch killed me With a crowbar, are you still? I can't my code. Fuck your code, Bruce. I thought you were talking about Hush 2. Oh, he's with Hush oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to fuck with me on that one.
Speaker 1:I got to read issue 2 of that. Somebody was rumored to want to play Hush.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And I thought wait, this guy wants to be, wants to look like Robert Pattinson. That doesn't make sense. He's hotter than Robert Pattinson. Well, that was kind of the thing for him in the comics as well. He's such a great villain, third favorite Batman villain, only behind Joker and Bane. That was your number six, so we're on his five.
Speaker 1:We're halfway through number five. Yeah, number five five is another one. That's a tie, but I have a clear edge. It's a tie between Kakashi I. A clear edge. It's a tie between. This is another Naruto. It's a tie between Kakashi. I don't know if you said Kakashi. I said Kakashi, but I was leaning towards Umebun. Umebun, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Kakashi had a tie with probably my favorite sensei from Naruto. Like Guy, you literally almost. Guy gets the edge over Kakashi a little bit, but I love Kakashi. I'm sorry Guy kills me, man, guy, and Kakashi's one of them, me, jj, jj, kakashi, me, kakashi, guy, leave me alone, I'm sorry, guy. When he opened up the eight gates, his aura went up to like level fucking 50.
Speaker 2:Bro ran a fade with.
Speaker 1:Now he's stuck in a wheelchair. Kit Harington was rumored to want to play Hush Ooh the only flaw you can give. Again, I'm going to talk about Mike Guy more. Kakashi bothered me a little bit because I love his design and shit, but he always showed just a little bit more attention to Sasuke and always bothered me, like bro Naruto right there bro.
Speaker 2:Because he knew what is he doing.
Speaker 1:Because he was told to keep an eye on Sasuke. Yeah, because there's a creeper out in the woods trying to get him Orochimaru.
Speaker 2:No, mike, guy had that one-on-one with Madara.
Speaker 1:That was legendary. When he opened up the gates, like Jay said, he became wheelchair-bound but he still was Mike Guy. You know what kind of sucks After that. He was never able to. Besides the perviness of jiraya relatability, mike guy is probably my other most relatable character because he's got that uppity personality, oh lee, and he grew out, not to mention he's got a fucking tiktoker. That uh made him super fucking famous too, because he literally is wheelchair bound.
Speaker 2:Yeah oh gosh. And then he's.
Speaker 1:He's able to stand up just because he's worked through it all his life the worst thing, the only thing about my guy you can knock him points for you'd think Lee's his only student.
Speaker 1:Kashi, you'd think Lee's his only student. Me, don't give a rat's ass about 10-10 or Neji. Lee, lee, lee. Guy didn't need to teach Neji shit. Neji was a badass on his own. Neither one of them, actually. Netshi was a badass on his own and Tenten's borderline useless Need weapons. Here you go. It's that meme I always see she opened up a shop. Might guy's room Tenten's obviously the most original ninja. Might guy's room it's a picture of a meme. I see Might guy's room. There's a big ass shrine picture of Lee. Then there's little pictures of T-Ten and fucking Neji next to it.
Speaker 1:What about the one for Kakashi Lee, lee, oh Lee, oh God, that's the way he says Kakashi. It's like God damn it, guy, stop being so lovable. You want to be his voice actor, don't you? I? I would, I'd love it. Kakashi Five I moved this one up just because of you. Okay, rish, I'll go. He was on my short list. I was like, yeah, you want to know what actually cemented him as a favorite for me? And it wasn't even because of the comics. Liam Neeson yeah, I'm not dead. Bruce.
Speaker 1:People loved him so fucking much that they had to bring him back as a nightmare fuel. Anybody can tell what I rolled over there A ten I like the fact that when Jason Todd got put in the Lazarus pit and came back all nuts and shit, damn, I shouldn't have brought him back. I shouldn't have put him in the Lazarus pit.
Speaker 2:He thought he was helping Bruce. I made it worse.
Speaker 1:You're funny now, by the way, I made it worse. Wait, what did you do to me? It's what you did. Fate just loves me more than other people. You moved fate because of my choice, because my number five is Qui-Gon Jinn. Oh shit, you made it more poetic. All right, leave your guy trained Batman, mine trained Obi-Wan. Deal with it. Qui-gon's my only Star Wars character. I have one in my honorable mentions, but he's my only Star Wars character. You're a dick for that, because I don't want to move up the one I got. I have to give him credit. He's the only one that didn't train a bad guy. Oh, God.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's true, it's true. Click on Jin. Liam Neeson Four. My remaining tie is next Number four. Oh, late ad. This was actually a late ad, but I was like Nope, I cried, so he automatically gets on there. I'm asking about, oh shit, koro sensei Assassination classroom. I was wondering where it was gonna have on.
Speaker 2:Cry Like a baby, like a baby.
Speaker 1:Like a baby. I have to die now.
Speaker 2:Training his students to oh.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not like you do what I do, so it doesn't matter, koro-sensei, what, what happened? Oh no, oh no, you'll see. You'll see, doesn't matter, koro-sensei, whoa, what happened.
Speaker 2:Oh no, oh no, you'll see, you'll see.
Speaker 1:Koro-sensei, come on, I cried like a baby. Okay, hold me down, you gotta stab me to death. What, what do you mean? What the fu-? Oh, I was crying. I was like, oh, damn you, sonny Straight, for acting that. I'm happy I met him. It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2:Same voice, you know, yeah, and krillin he kind of uses the same voice, but when you're watching shit, you'd you don't recognize it at first.
Speaker 1:Bros, a smiling octopus that's happy all the time. It's like why you gotta die. Oh yeah, he's gonna turn into a weapon that's gonna destroy humanity and shit. You gotta kill me, kids me. Oh yeah. Yeah, he went up there. He taught good values and it's like why you gotta die, though I cried. You gotta die though, like I said, cry, big cry.
Speaker 1:I numbered the last of these just so it wouldn't fuck with things anymore. But I'm gonna throw you guys off by saying this one Mato Yoshi slash Shredder for number four. Splitter was my number one. I figured it would be on there. Easy Splinter.
Speaker 2:Yes For Sanamato Yoshi.
Speaker 1:Or for him being four. I was looking for Splinter. You want me to say Splinter instead of his. No, because I like that version of him where he actually is, that guy when he's instead of Okay, no, I like the 90s live-action movie version, yes, but I like the version of him better where he's a mutated rat Orokusaki.
Speaker 2:That storyline.
Speaker 1:Another fucking name. I just say in my sleep I swear Orokusaki. That storyline. Another fucking name. I just say in my sleep I swear Orokusaki. I would have. Hey, based off of how I know it, I would have assumed it was Henry Cavill. The only reason he said Orokusaki is because of that. Oh, I'm still mad at Hironi Kenshin. It took me years to figure out why I always say Makoto Shishio. Still mad at Hironi Kenshin. It took me years to figure out why I always say Makoto Shishio. It's fucking Hironi Kenshin. Oh, damn useless Sleeping Tsunami. That's what Sleeping Tsunami did in my head.
Speaker 2:That's what you're gonna fucking do to me, saying random anime names, that's what the fuck you're gonna do to me for Kag.
Speaker 1:I read it but I didn't memorize it. Uh, oh, the sensei Rony Kenshin and Kaoru. Oh god, he literally just walked right. It's like we know him but we don't actually know him he literally walked right into it. I'm precognitive, without knowing I have it. I just do it on accident. What the fuck? We literally walk. I just do it on accident. What the fuck? Well, she got the Peter tingle. Yep, deep sense.
Speaker 1:It's not all the spider sense, yet we literally walk into a topic that describes my next pick and I was like how the fuck Are we going to do? That for number three too. Because we've been doing that for, like the last three, he'd have issues coming up on my number three. I know number one. We can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2:We, I know number one.
Speaker 1:We can't do it anymore. We'll save that one. But yeah, he's going to admit you stumbling upon number three A little bit. Three Me, yeah, the only Three was actually originally two, but I thought of someone that actually would go slightly off. Three is Miyagi. Three is Miyagi Miyagi, yep. Three is Miyagi, my number. Miyagi Miyagi, yep. Three is Miyagi, my number two, the quintessential sensei. That's really all you got to say. He deserved to be on my list, but he was not, because he taught more than a karate kid he's also taught three ninjas.
Speaker 2:I like when he beats up the bad guys and squeezes their nose.
Speaker 1:He did teach the three ninjas right, mr Miyake, did he? I'm memorizing that wrong, am I? I feel like I'm having a moment. I think you are having a moment.
Speaker 2:It wasn't the same guy, yeah.
Speaker 1:It wasn't the same guy. I like how the three doesn't really give me much to work with. No, that was Grandpa Maury. No, that was the that's Tremors. Yeah, they're very fucking similar, though that's fair. They had the same fucking facial hair.
Speaker 2:About the same height too, yeah.
Speaker 1:I think one is just fatter than the other. Your turn Three. Yeah, dean might give me looks for this one. Kisuke Urahara, he was on my honorable mentions. He lost out to Tsunade In more ways. This one, kisuke Urahara, he was on my honorable mentions. He lost out to Sonata In more ways than one. Sonata got the man. Wait, they literally wear the same outfit, that is true. Different teaching methods, though. Is it brute force? Pfft, I had to think about that one for a second, because I had to think if Tsunade berated.
Speaker 1:When she was teaching the medicine part. Sure it was more delicate, but otherwise it was brute force. No, I was trying to think of if Tsunade made fun of her while training her versus, because Urahara would make fun of him the entire time. I think it was too. Tsunade made fun of her while training her versus, because Urahara would make fun of him the entire time I think it was Tsunade made more fun of Naruto than she did Sakura.
Speaker 1:It is funny that they're basically wearing the same outfit, though One just doesn't wear a hat. He was in that. Kisuke was in that final fucking. Tsunade Yami and Kisuke fucking. He was in that final fucking Tsunade Yami and Kisuke fucking. He was in that final cluster there. For me, my number three is the short king. Huh, you gotta say it out loud for him Genkai Yu Yu Hakusho. I almost made the list. Well, I love her sass. Oh God, yu Yu Hakusho, I almost made the list. Well, I love her sass. I really do Give shit to everyone. Sassy.
Speaker 1:Her raspy voice too, that grandma voice Uh-huh and that's just the English version too, Uh-huh, Because if you watch the sub it's totally different, Like the sass is still there, but it sounds so different in English. That's why English stuff Like he says this all the time it's so different watching English stuff, because you get a different feeling for it they're different.
Speaker 1:I disagree when people say the Japanese put more emotion into it. Yeah, they do, but you act like the Americans, don't put more um emotion into it. Yeah, they do, but you act like the americans, don't put nothing into it. There's some good. My biggest what?
Speaker 1:and I don't hate either, I'll watch both, but I've met so many of the dub people so I'm a little partial to the dubs. My biggest what the fuck for like anime voice acting is comes with mushiro gotensai, because I prefer rudius' voice actor in English, but I prefer his inner thoughts head in Japan. Oh, yes, two, we're skipping my two. Wait, oh yeah, it was Miyagi. Yeah, two was the one that actually. I was like nope, he's gotta go. Two because how much the character necessarily means to me In terms of fighting, not really, but in terms of look for life and life philosophy. He is a mentor and sensei, but Ryan's going to be somewhere like, yeah, kamina from Gurren Lagann, no, that one actually fits.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because.
Speaker 1:Yoko only became a teacher because of him. One of my most relatable characters. I love Kamina. In fact, I almost had Yoko as an honorable mention.
Speaker 2:I couldn't get Yoko on there.
Speaker 1:Kamina is just that is again top ten anime male characters. Kamina is again top five. I only had it as an honorable because she literally was a teacher. Taught Simone everything. Taught Simone to never give up and keep going. He literally almost becomes him in the final and Simone literally is one of my favorite MCs ever because of how much he fucking grows throughout the whole series. You hate him in the first few, but when he grows, that development, god, I could nerd out about this shit with Ryan for hours. But you mean how he kind of becomes his brother. Ah, kamina's endless fucking and his endless optimism too. Even though he did make me sad, though, when he kissed Yoko he said I'll be back and I'll return it tenfold, bro, you ain't coming back though, jay curse back and I'll return it tenfold, bro, you ain't coming back though J Curse the curse, the rule. It started with that. It started with that.
Speaker 1:And you know what actually rekindled my Gurren Lagann love Death Battle. Just did Simone versus Kyle Rayner on Death Battle and Simone won. I was so happy Because he has more will than Kyle Rayner and how close that is. And Kyle Rayner in the comics is canon. A fan of Gern Lagen and I was like, yes, simone won, so happy. Okay, my two might give us a small tangent again, just because of where it's at. Oh Christ, because he tied with himself. Huh, darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker. Darth Vader because of Starkiller oh, you're going to use that, okay. Well, I love, okay, I love that video game series and Anakin Skywalker because you know your favorite train. I'm certain I didn't get no reaction out of that the entire 501st ran a train on her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know it very well. I know the meme very well. It's a classic. I get more reaction out of you than I do, matt, she could handle a meat saber better than anyone in the galaxy. Legendary, for fuck's sake. So Sokka got her own series, technically I say technically because they snowballed it into more of another. We'll see what happens in season two. My temperature is up. Yeah, we're burning you for that. Who has what?
Speaker 2:His number two is Miyagi, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Miyagi, miyagi, number one, my number one. Oh, it's going to cause a pause for a second and say, oh, okay, my number one is Satoru Gojo From Jujutsu Kaisen.
Speaker 1:I knew Jujutsu was going to be his number one as much as Jujutsu comes up for you. I was waiting for it. It's Gojo. He's on my Mount Rushmore of just favorite characters. He's tied with Sukuna because Sukuna has just about as much aura. But Sukuna's not a master, he just kills shit. You're just going to laugh at mine. Then Gojo has the aura. Here's the thing that Gojo does. He has such aura farming, but he's also such a goofball. That's why you're just going to laugh at mine. It's like fuck Throughout heaven and earth. I alone am the honored one. Stop coming with these aura lines, bro. And I also met Gojo, one of my favorite interactions. So, hehe, kiki K.
Speaker 1:So I have an honorable mention before I actually say the number one Future Gohan. You would not have Future Trunks without Future Gohan and there's a lot of fucking meme-ability in fucking Future Gohan and being the daddy. But number one Master Roshi, the original pervert, sensei yes, one of my most relatable DVDs here, old man. My honorable mention was King Kai. I still don't understand why he didn't die, though Super had its chance in there, just like no. They literally had him. Laugh, just laugh it off. Almost got me there, no.
Speaker 2:You can't kill him.
Speaker 1:He's the comedy relief. They had plenty of comedy relief in Dragon Ball, but he is the best comedy relief. Pete Groshe is when Marin lived on. The best comedy relief Pete Groshe is when Marin lived on the island. That was Pete Groshe. That was Pete Groshe, like shit. He lived there with a turtle and a pig.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck.
Speaker 1:He is the teacher of every fucking Z fighter except for Vegeta and Piccolo. Two, two out of so out of. I think this is hilarious. There's fucking seven of them in there. Uh-huh, yeah, he's not the original. Does Tien count? Tien does count because he didn't learn the turtle school after a while, yeah.
Speaker 2:But he was originally the crane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fucking schools. We're going back to this. Whenever someone says Tien, I always think of fucking Chiaotzu.
Speaker 2:His sacrifice.
Speaker 1:What are you doing with Chiaotzu? Did Ryan at work talk to you about that? Did he get you going? No, ryan always says Ryan's, always he tries like dude, I don't want DBZ like that. You want to talk about something else. But you know, master Oshii, he's was probably one of the first aside from uh Splinter. For me, master Splinter, and he was just a relatable guy. He was just an old, cute, funny dude, like he was Grandpa Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Can't hate him. No, you can.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Because he's a pervert.
Speaker 2:Well, no.
Speaker 1:I don't want to throw my Grandpa under a bus, but the only reason I know about shit like that is because of my Grandpa. He's got a turtle shell to protect himself. My grandpa doesn't you?
Speaker 2:have a number one.
Speaker 1:That was a very strategic fucking cutoff Let me say mine, because Dean just said Gojo, so he's good. He could go on a three hour tangent about Gojo.
Speaker 2:I kind of had to and I could Well my number one's already ruined. Do we want to?
Speaker 1:talk about how Gojo sacrificed himself and then came back. No, no, shut up, jason, shut up. What are you talking about? Gojo did not come back In the cube, yuta came back in his body. But yes, like what? The fuck? Gojo died. You said it. We're not fucking paying attention. I didn't say it, I just said it. We were not fucking paying attention. I didn't say it. I just said it was ruined. Oh, because of him.
Speaker 2:My number one was Coral Sunset.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, my number one's Coral Sunset. I didn't expect that one to ruin anything. I did not expect that You're one of your top threes, one of your top ones not expected to be in anybody else's. Well, the anime ones oh, they were all anime, because those were my favorite ones, but still, I think I bet Matt's one, because I've yapped a little about a Satisfaction Clash from Matt. So I should have known that one. That one I should have known and, like I said, kuro-sensei was late. It was a late edition.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, kuro-sensei, sensei was late.
Speaker 1:It was a late edition. Oh yeah, of course, Sensei Octopus Not an octopus, but he looks enough like one, so I'm just going to call him an octopus. Well, we got our favorite Senseis out of the way. We did, yes we did. We have anything to add. Give them some future perspective. Oh, it depends on what our next episode is, I don't know. I kind of hinted at a throwaway one, but you said no, a throwaway. Yeah, the Last of Us, since you guys love talking about it, that'd be just a podcast.
Speaker 1:Just because it recently just ended. Well, that's what we did last time, but we lost that episode. That would be a fucking rant of depression. This whole series is just fucking sad it's this month. It's just sad Although you would be fitting it into a different month than that. The problem is, our next episode is going to be on Ballerina, and we've already talked about a lot of our content, so Ballerina may actually turn into a shorter episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know, not the way he talks. Dean keeps us going Sometimes it depends what. When he shuts up you know it's bad because it's. It was like dude, wait, dude, we were just talking all this shit. Where the fuck did you go on us? This would be the second movie you and second movie honor dramas and keon reeves have been in together. Second, yep, I'm fucking horrible for that. I cannot remember. Like once you say what it is, I'll know it I don't know if you've ever seen the original movie what is it?
Speaker 1:it's one of, uh, I don't remember what the name of the movie is either, but You're really pulling a me today, man.
Speaker 2:I didn't watch the movie either.
Speaker 1:I just saw the trailer for it. I never watched the movie, do you know what he's talking about what? Keanu Reeves' family goes on a vacation and two girls come and stay at his house because they get lost or something. Oh yeah, lost or something. Oh yeah, that fucking movie, I know what you're talking about. I don't remember the name of it for the life of me, but I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that one, I'm shit out of water and then Keanu sleeps with both of them and then they go on and try and kill him. Why is that a scene in my head? Shit out of water, shit out of water. Yeah, I don't know where the fuck that came from. Yeah Well, does shit smell more in water or out of water? Both Depends on what you shat Bloody Shut up. I did that off for no reason. I'm like what the fuck.
Speaker 1:That seems like a shitty way to end this video. Oh God, yeah that we need something to segue into action, to lead us into the next one, if they actually listen to us. We have an action term and we go quiet.
Speaker 2:That's not reaction, that's crickets.
Speaker 1:An action term. Yeah, something action-y. Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker, I like it. Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker, I like it. Hans Gruber isn't falling out of another tower. No, no, I can't do the fucking iconic scream. All right, folks, that is the end of our episode because we don't know where the fuck we're going to go out of time here. Exactly, All right, everyone have a good night Later.
