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Desultory : Chainsaw Man Edition

• Dreadnaut, Torin, Vallion • Season 2 • Episode 16

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SPEAKER_12

Hello, all. Welcome to the Night Fallsville podcast. Chainsaw Man, the movie review slash random bullshit, as always.

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Surprise! Surprise!

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They hadn't expected this.

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Well, again, it's a movie, but it's anime, it's an anime movie, so it's gonna kind of spawn into all sorts of other random shit.

SPEAKER_11

So are they gonna do the Demon Slayer thing with this? So was it act- this was actual content from Yeah, this was canon.

SPEAKER_12

I think they're going they're gonna do a season another season now, I think. They're not gonna, I don't think. What is the next part? They're gonna start going into Gun Devil stuff.

SPEAKER_11

So they could maybe, but they could maybe But I was just saying, are they gonna do this with like the Demon Slayer thing where they turned the movie into like a half season or whatever? Because they did the Hashira training and the Oh you mean like Mug and Train? Yeah, Mugrain and Hashira training were technically movies, but they did they separated them as episodes afterwards.

SPEAKER_15

They could. I could see them. Yeah, I know what Matt's saying. This movie did kind of fit that. They split it into an anime eventually and put it on TV too.

SPEAKER_11

For canonized, because I know people don't all not everybody's gonna watch the movie watch a movie in between.

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Yeah, not everybody's like us.

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Yeah.

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So I could see it, but I was just wondering if that's what they were doing.

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If you guys special in more ways than one.

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Yay! Can I have a cookie?

SPEAKER_11

No, you can have another Pepsi if you can find it.

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Hey.

SPEAKER_15

Oh blue blind? All you see is blue. Oh my god. Yeah. Just ask Jester.

SPEAKER_12

Okay. Internal Assassins arc and then Gun Devil arc. Okay. That's where they're going next. Okay, that's you're gonna laugh, but that's um, what's what's her name? What's your name? Internal Assassins? Yeah, that's Quanti. That's literally her name. Yes, name is Mortal Kombat, but that no- I like okay, that's the next arc. Okay, then Gun Devil. Okay. Then control Devil. They could. They'll probably just change something. It's not as big as Demon Slayer, so I assume they'll probably get as much.

SPEAKER_15

Even though it won the box office pretty much, which I am not confirmed, just likely.

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Like, fine. Find out Monday.

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It's got it. It's got no competition. I'm not arguing.

SPEAKER_17

It's got no competition.

SPEAKER_05

We went to as a Wisconsin night, and us going to the movies as much as we do. Yeah. We went into that theater, and almost everybody followed us for one movie.

SPEAKER_15

Well, I'm assuming they didn't expect Springsteen to fucking bomb. What all of them do. Not bomb, but what the biopics? Biopics and or slash movies that nobody really wanted. The Michael Jackson ones got a shot, probably. Because that's Michael Jackson. Yeah. So isn't his son playing him or some shit? I don't know. I just know that's coming at some point.

SPEAKER_09

So I'm like supposed to come out this year. Now it's coming out next year.

SPEAKER_15

They just love doing that to us nowadays. Still laughing at Mortal Kombat. We need to move Springsteen. Oh, we shouldn't have. We would have been fine. Then it would have been competing with James Common.

SPEAKER_17

At least it's kind of in the same genre.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, now it's not coming out during Halloween when it should.

SPEAKER_15

I admit though, a lot of the anime movies are strategic though. They kind of they've been coming out like without with not that much competition. What did Demon Slayer come out with?

SPEAKER_12

A little, was that a little bit after Superman? Was Superman still in theaters? It was no, it was on its way out, I think.

SPEAKER_11

When Demon Slayer came out, first came out. And it's still in some theaters.

SPEAKER_15

Superman?

SPEAKER_11

No, Demon Slayer. Demon Slayer's still in some theaters.

SPEAKER_05

Demon Slayer's competition was Conjuring.

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And Conjuring still ate. So and Demon Slayer eight, too. Conjuring did great.

SPEAKER_05

The only movies before that were The Roses and Honey Don't Oh.

SPEAKER_11

Which I don't even think made money.

SPEAKER_05

The Roses? Probably not, because I've seen it on the internet. Oh damn.

SPEAKER_12

Chainsaw Man's at 70 million worldwide array. That's just making money.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, that's also Japan released, too.

SPEAKER_12

Yep, because it came out in Japan first. What's Black Phone 2 chilling at? 55? That'll probably be fine.

SPEAKER_11

By the way, you guys have to talk me into whatever movie I'm saying on Tuesday. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_15

I've got four options. You have to talk to you.

SPEAKER_07

Nobody cares for any of the four movies that are our options this week. What are your four options? Roofman! We already saw Roofman.

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Damn.

SPEAKER_11

So Black Phone 2.

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Oh God. Hey.

SPEAKER_11

Tron.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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Springsteen.

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You haven't seen the ones. And Chainsaw Man. Which one am I seeing? Chainsaw Man or Black Phone 2.

SPEAKER_15

Out of the bias of the other two. But, but, and also Chainsaw Man, you only have to watch 12 episodes and know what's going on. Because there's only 12 episodes. That's it.

SPEAKER_09

Which I can do because I'm off Monday.

SPEAKER_15

Then the m then the movie. So the animation is animators were on crack for Chainsaw Man. It looks just fucking Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Rose has only made 50.6 million.

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There were quite a few CG moments in the movie, but it didn't take away from they did that perfectly fine.

SPEAKER_15

So of those four, you reckon you say chainsaw man over the other ones. Probably. I just don't know how much I could convince you for Black Phone 2, but I would probably say it's open forum. That's the thing. I think you'd like both. I think I think you may not love either, but you'd like both. I think you'd at least enjoy your tie with both. So I'd probably lean Chainsaw Man too.

SPEAKER_07

Ryan didn't have a lean on anything because he's never watched the anime, but he's read the manga for Chainman.

SPEAKER_11

Chainsaw Man. Okay.

SPEAKER_15

Well, Roman. Oh my god, Ryan's just like, uh he's also the only one that's paid any attention to Tron.

SPEAKER_07

So needless to say, of those four movies, Springsteen is last. Makes sense. Bone. Now, to whose credit, we love the actor.

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Quoting the No, that's one of Bruce Springsteen's popular song. Oh, yeah.

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Chainsaw Man manga quote.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, sake. The War Devil's greatest quote. I'm not in love with Denji. I'm in love with America. Oh, sake.

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Okay. According to him, it's an actual moment.

SPEAKER_15

I stopped reading just before that. The War Devil gets power. This is part two of the manga. It gets power from like war and stuff. And there's a whole kind of romance with Chainsaw Man slash Denji and shit. And she and now Yoru is just like, wait a minute. I'm not in love with Denji. I'm in love with America. And then she's got a waving a flag and shit and starts singing the Star Spangled Banner. Because follow war. And I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

It's kind of America not so good, but I'm just like ask him what the first quote was that he pulled out of his head after singing that. He's going to hell for resources.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Oh, hell has resources? Hell could use some freedom. America. America. America.

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But no, I'd be the first person to Trump tattoo on his back.

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Just the letters America.

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America.

SPEAKER_15

But no, another great another great movie. It's hard to. Now someone would normally ask me, did I like Demon Slayer or Chainsaw Man better? That's really hard to say because they were very different movies. Chainsaw Man gave you its gave you the jolt of action there for but for pretty much the second half, the whole second half of the movie, but Chainsaw. Demon Slayer was all action.

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So it's like, hmm. And the first half of the movie, romance movie. Second half of the movie, action movie.

SPEAKER_15

Sharknado.

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I think it was Sharknado. Hey, I wasn't lying to you when I said I felt like that entire scene felt like he should have been yelling out Lenosuke.

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Who beam? Yeah. Funny thing, that's Shinra's voice actor from Fire Force.

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I was like, hey, that's Shinra. Ha.

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Derek Snow, I believe. But yes, that was a great anime.

SPEAKER_15

That's over now, too, isn't it?

SPEAKER_12

Nope. Second, the second part of season three is the end. That didn't come back yet. It'll come back soon.

SPEAKER_15

January. That's one of Jesus.

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That's one of the great works. One of my January goals.

SPEAKER_15

That's one of my going missing months. Where the fuck is Dean? Oh, he's watching Free Run season two. Don't worry about him. He's freezing. He's got his shirt off. Jujutsu Kai's in N Hell's Paradise. He's disappeared.

SPEAKER_05

He's poking holes in the air.

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Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah. I'm still laughing at Matt's conundrum. He's like, I don't know what we're gonna see. That is Is it your choice this time?

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I have to buy them.

SPEAKER_17

Oh boy. What are you leaning towards?

SPEAKER_07

Because we've already talked about I'm the only one of the I'm the only one of the four that has any interest in Springsteen.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, so that's kind of like the last. That's kind of that is last, like Mass Fit. That's last.

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That's me, just trying to keep the movie series alive. Say Tron is up there.

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Don't laugh at me.

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That movie's a failure.

SPEAKER_11

I already said them sent them the message.

SPEAKER_15

Well, I'm Chainsaw Man or Blackphone. I don't think you can go wrong with either one.

SPEAKER_11

Of the three, I said Chainsaw, Tron, Black Phone, him, Chainsaw, Black Phone, Tron.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I'd probably say Chainsaw Man first. But and I don't even hate Tron. I don't hate it. It's become a joke to me because of how bad it flopped. Like that's the only reason. I actually thought the movie was a weird. I know why it flopped. It didn't flop because of the main actor. He was fine. He didn't refuse to see it. Because for some reason they have Leto hate. You now here's my actual question, though. Do you think it was that good or just like it's not as bad as it's a Tron movie?

SPEAKER_05

I would love for the series to continue, especially where they fucking left you on the cliffhanger.

SPEAKER_15

Oh yeah, Jay don't like the fact that the rumor that Disney put that out there to kill it because they don't want to make any more. Kill this movie. We don't want it. Yeah, Disney should sell off its IPs.

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Disney's thing.

SPEAKER_15

They buy all these IPs, run them into the ground. Run them into the ground, and then good. We don't gotta deal with that now.

SPEAKER_05

How do you think he feels about Star Wars because of that?

SPEAKER_15

Now we can focus. Star Wars hurts me. That one, remember, I don't have as much nearly I don't have basically no investment in Trons, and you do, so it's a little be a little different. But yeah, Star Wars hurts me a little. Tron's really cool fucking concept. I'm sorry. Jared Little.

SPEAKER_02

And next time they brought our fear of you know AI taking over and coming to life into the movie. I did it was ISILs, which was a weird choice of a name for a fucking program, yeah for being the savior. Because my only influence on ISOs is games.

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In order to use an emulator, most of the time, well, for PlayStation at least, it was always an ISO file.

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I'm curious now.

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And you already know me and Black Phone.

SPEAKER_17

I'm as far as that series goes, I'll go and watch it. It's entertaining as it is, but if I'm gonna go and sit something by myself, I won't probably rewatch it unless I'm with you.

SPEAKER_12

No, I I don't rewatch. I don't I don't rewatch. I probably don't rewatch that much. No, I had the tron. Oh god.

SPEAKER_15

I said I had the tron just tron is at 108 million dollars worldwide. It ain't making its money. Its budget was 180 million to 220 million, according to my oh especially since it's just it's just now got what the hundred?

SPEAKER_02

Disney's probably gonna be very next month quit streaming and not make any money else.

SPEAKER_07

And Disney is underreporting their budgets to all hell because it just got shown that flat uh rise of Skywalker cost$600 million. And they lied their asses off about it.

SPEAKER_04

Well, here's another thing, too. When you we we kind of touched on this too, it's hard to get people to go to movies now.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, so in a way, they're fucking expensive. They're expensive, and people are kind of like, I still like the experience of going to a movie that will never change, but a lot of people, I'm lazy, I'm gonna stay at home for two months just wait for it to come out on streaming or something. They gave you that option.

SPEAKER_05

Even with the discount that I get with the movie magic, you know, Marcus thing, I spend$20 on two people to go see a movie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

That don't help. The two the Tuesday deal is.

SPEAKER_05

And I spend another$20 because we go there and we're all these dumbasses and don't eat or drink beforehand. Yeah. And spend it on food and drink.

SPEAKER_15

They have decent food too. That's another reason. It's it's not amazing, but it's decent. No, it's overpriced compared to keep wanting. Like I like their pizza, but I don't like paying$25 for the bitch. That's just I still do it, but I don't like it.

SPEAKER_11

Now their Tuesday deals have gotten pretty good. So I luck out.

SPEAKER_15

Well, that's a$10 day, isn't it?

SPEAKER_11

No, that's$6 day.

SPEAKER_16

Or six dollar day.

SPEAKER_11

It's a little bit more designed.

SPEAKER_16

People like us, we can't do that.

SPEAKER_15

No. No, I yeah, I'm I couldn't. Yeah. Especially now, me now, where I'm only free on fucking Saturdays, basically. Yeah, that you go to movies, there ain't many of them that are full. I mean, there was a there was people in Chainsaw Man, but it's not like the whole thing was jam-packed. There wasn't really that many people in there even walking around. So what's the only movie this year that we went to that jam-packed? Not many.

SPEAKER_16

I wouldn't say jam-packed, but it felt like a decent amount of people?

SPEAKER_15

Not many. I'd remember. Maybe Matt's seen one that's had.

SPEAKER_14

Well, I'm also biased because I go on Tuesdays. Uh those are fuller.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, yeah, because no one wants to go pay them 15 bucks for a ticket anymore. Chainsawmans were like 1450. They vary. I paid 17 at one point for certain for Marvel movies sometimes. For the normal theater, too. Bastards. That's the DLX. Yeah. The DLX. Chainsaw Man had a Screen X showing. I almost did it just to see it. I almost did it.

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Fucking turning our heads during that fucking screen.

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But again, I think I don't know if Matt's seen a Screen X movie or not, but he said it's not.

SPEAKER_11

I know one that was. It's not great. What? I think I know one that was. What? Lilo and Stitch.

SPEAKER_15

Screen what? Pack? Well, of course. Of course. Him on a Tuesday.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. I mean, I've seen several on Tuesday, but that one sticks out in my brain.

SPEAKER_16

Us as a group. For the movies I have on this list, there no, there hasn't been a Fantastic Four wasn't full.

SPEAKER_15

There was people in there weren't full, nowhere near full. Thunderbolts wasn't nowhere near full.

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The closest one that we've even come to filling the seats. Demon Slayer was full.

SPEAKER_15

Demon Slayer was full. Okay. Yep. Demon Slayer was. Yeah. I was gonna say the only other one was I remember that. Final destination. Me and Matt had some weird ass fucking seats because I got them and I'm like, it's where I could best I could go. Because no, wait. I went twice. Because I went with you. Frank, who are you going with first? Then I went.

SPEAKER_14

I bought the tickets for that one.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that was yeah, that was there wasn't a seat in there.

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No.

SPEAKER_15

Swear to God.

SPEAKER_11

I got off to the side.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, it was weird ass seats. I was kind of like, for Friday? What is this?

SPEAKER_11

Friday night on like buying them on like Tuesday, Wednesday.

SPEAKER_15

Yep. Yep. Yep. That that one was full. That I'm like, damn. Anime is taking over now. Nobody wants to release with anime movies because we take over. Oh my god. Yeah, that one was full. Weeb culture. That one was full. God, that's fucked up. Demon Slayer is more full than Thunderbolts and fucking Fantastic Four, but I'm not surprised.

SPEAKER_05

Where's their fucking movies going?

SPEAKER_15

Mission Impossible is pretty full too, but that one was a lot. That one was that makes it seem like I'm saying Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts were bad. They weren't bad movies. They were what are you talking about? Thunderbolts was depression. That's a good movie. I oh god, what did I prefer though? I might have liked Thunderbolts a little more. Fantastic Four was good, but not how do I understand it? Well, good enough.

SPEAKER_11

What? He's not saying it good enough.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I kept forgetting. I keep forgetting. I gotta stick to that. But he's distracted.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, his memory's also his memory shot today.

SPEAKER_15

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's just his eyes, too.

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Hmm?

SPEAKER_12

Everything's shot because of the fucking Pepsi. God damn it. But no, I don't think I don't even think fucking what was the first. Oh, uh Captain America was the first comic film this year, I believe.

SPEAKER_15

And that was bleh. That was just bleh. It wasn't great, but it wasn't poop.

SPEAKER_05

Marvel did to me what they always do. Should have been a Hulk movie, but no. Here we go. And they're doing it again! Next day. Doing it again. Put Hulk in there. Watch, watch. The first half of that movie is gonna be World War Hulk. Watch, watch. I'm calling it now. The first half of that movie is gonna be World War Hulk, but its story's gonna sit around Spider-Man. Jay's gonna be in there like and this is how they introduce Venom. He's gonna come down on the rocket that pisses the Hulk off.

SPEAKER_15

No, I read that they're still gonna use that. I read that I don't know if they might change it, but they're gonna use the symbiote that's there. Remember, he Venom left a piece of the symbiote in the MCU. I don't know if they're gonna use that, but they might. Null. I don't know if we're ever gonna see. We're not gonna see null. We're not gonna see null. Unless Marvel and Sony make a deal for Marvel to use them. They pretty much they didn't pull the plug. They said they're taking a break on their Sony stuff, which basically means they don't want to do it anymore. Their Sony universe stuff, but that's their own fault. Just because they don't know how to fucking make a proper villain movie. Well, I can't say that. Venom's movies were all at least entertaining.

SPEAKER_16

They were entertaining. I liked it with it be a Craven was even entertaining.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I was entertained with mildly entertained with Craven. I was.

SPEAKER_05

You know how many times I've said I wanted to see Chameleon in a Spider-Man movie, and the closest we got was Craven.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Dimitri Sagadov.

SPEAKER_15

Didn't he even wear eventually wear the mask at the end? Yeah, he had the classic look at the end.

SPEAKER_13

But again, oh and okay, then we got Madame Webb.

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Dude, we don't even have to talk about that one.

SPEAKER_15

Cindy Sweeney was in a tight costume. That was good. For about five minutes. One scene. For less than five minutes. Yeah, mean. That's all I get. That's all I get. How long was that, Sindy?

SPEAKER_11

It was multiple scenes. Yeah, but it's full of five minutes ago. But for Gene, that's all he needed.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I'm good. He might get more. If they ever cast her as black cat, the internet's gonna blow the fuck up. Blow the fuck up. No, no, no. Now you're getting female punisher. Yeah, I know. I've seen that. I'm like, that's you, Sadie's. That's the theory. That's the theory.

SPEAKER_08

Sadie Sinks Punisher's sidekick.

SPEAKER_15

Sadie Sinks not too big. Yeah, she's Punisher's sidekick. But I don't know. Nobody knows too much about they're keeping that movie pretty much under wraps, and they're keeping Tom Holland away from reporters. Don't tell them the whole movie.

SPEAKER_13

Jay's gonna be in that movie, like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_17

They're gonna start having Tom Holland do all of his scenes on a green screen so he doesn't even know what's going on.

SPEAKER_15

One of my favorite Tom Holland interviews is when they were doing the press release for before it came out though, no one knew what was going on yet, for No Way Home. And fucking they're in they're in they're talking to Zendaya about the fucking scene where she's falling and shit, and Tom. Yeah, that was a that was a good scene. I wasn't there though, Zendaya. Tom. Uh oh. Did I spoil something? I wasn't there though. The soul left him. You could see his face. Like, oh boy, I'm in trouble. But then Andrew Garfield had his back. I'm not in the movie. That's CGI. I'm not in the movie. Master.

SPEAKER_06

Don't ever let me meet him.

SPEAKER_15

Peace in my mind. Oh, all you can think of is his ass from a different movie. You think I can just recognize any Spider-Man from the back from their ass? You're like, probably could. Yeah. Toby doesn't even have to do much.

SPEAKER_16

All he has to do is put his hand on his back and he'll go, that's Toby.

SPEAKER_05

You're gonna do the meme. Oh.

SPEAKER_15

I'm pretty sure you I'm pretty sure you did it during Ironheart just for shit. There he is! He's finally here. In a mediocre show, not mediocre, right? That no one cares about. I should always say that no one cares about.

SPEAKER_05

They turned the hero into basically a villain. That was my point.

SPEAKER_15

Think about it. That ending's more fucked up when you really think on it. Like, what?

SPEAKER_05

Huh?

SPEAKER_04

You just made her an a villain?

SPEAKER_15

Her entire character arc is bullshit. I'm like, okay. Tony Stark didn't have oh my god, don't don't ever bash Tony Stark. That's the patron saint of the MCU.

SPEAKER_11

Patron, so then we yeah, and then Disney promptly filmed an entire show that did.

SPEAKER_15

Yep. I don't mind the bashing of Tony Stark because characters are gonna have shit with Tony.

SPEAKER_05

Because Tony was always that type of character, especially in comics.

SPEAKER_15

I'm Iron Man. The problem is how they went about it. Well, that shows how much iron how much RDJ and Iron Man's love that pissed a lot of people off.

SPEAKER_05

That the whole show was kind of not the whole show, but there was Which is one of the reasons why I wasn't too happy about his coming back as Doom.

SPEAKER_15

I'm the jury is still out on that because I love Doom and I'm like, I just don't I don't want Doom. My fear is it's gonna be Iron Doom. And I'm like, oh my fucking god, that's not Doom. Okay, so Iron Doom is cool, but that's not Doom! That's not Killen Murphy. God, I'm still latching onto that. I'm just like, hold on though. Wasn't Iron Doom in the comics still fucking Victor?

SPEAKER_06

Oh with Iron Man suit? Might have been. I think I'm thinking of it. What is that one? Infamous Iron Man, that's what I'm thinking of.

SPEAKER_15

Infamous Iron Man. It looks like Doom.

SPEAKER_02

Because I could have sworn Iron Doom was still Doom.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. That's I that's Iron Doom. That's Iron Doom.

SPEAKER_16

Infamous Iron Man, that was still Tony. A lot of people didn't even like that run of the comics because it turned Tony into a bigger douchebag because he was kind of evil. That was basically Tony's Doc Oc era.

SPEAKER_17

The Doc Artem era. Yeah, you know, where his brain was kind of fucked with.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02

Like Superior Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, superior Spider-Man. Nope, infamous Iron Man is Doom. That's Vic that's Victor Von Doom. Infamous?

SPEAKER_06

No, the infamous Iron Man is not Tony Stark. The infamous Victor Von Doom.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

That is Doom.

SPEAKER_13

He's just like, I'm gonna make an R Tony suit now.

SPEAKER_15

Oi yoi. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Rumors are we getting might get trailers for Spider-Man and do and Doomsday before the year's out. And I'm like, hmm. Spider-Man I get, but I'm like, really? Doomsday already? That's not out till December next year. And you're already gonna push a trailer. It's all gonna be single person shots. I still like when we first were talking about it, and and Matt explained it, and I was like, I wonder what the perspective is gonna be. And Matt's like, it the whole movie has to be Doom's perspective because they have no buildup to it. That whole fucking movie has to be his perspective. That's your shot.

SPEAKER_07

It's Franklin Richards touching his face. That's your current setup for Doom.

SPEAKER_16

Oh god. Deadpool. That's your setup. Deadpool.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god. That's gonna it has potential! It does, but I just worry that there's gonna be so many, just it's gonna be a mess. I worry it's gonna might be a fun movie, but a mess.

SPEAKER_07

It may have potential, sure, but doesn't help when the movie's already six feet under.

SPEAKER_15

Six feet under? Oh boy. Do you want to know what's gonna be the real test for fucking money? How Avengers Doomsday does. If that don't make a billion, there's problems. There's problems. They need to go back to the drawing board or something. Well no, the reboot's coming. Ain't Secret Wars a reboot? Supposed to be.

SPEAKER_08

Secret Wars is supposed to be their reboot. So even if Doomsday fails, they set that out. And it's like, all right, we can restart now. Let's take a break.

SPEAKER_15

Two years later, their first movie was the reboots coming. Yeah, the X-Men. Hell, DC, DC's and don't know what's gonna happen if Gunn's gonna keep his job or not. They're selling again. I'm like, bro, I'm done with you, DC. I'm done with your no Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Done with Wershad. That's serious here.

SPEAKER_17

Technically, you know, the saddest part about that is Disney has, I don't know how, the highest prospects of buying it out, aside from Paramount.

SPEAKER_04

Well, Disney's pretty much got a fucking monopoly on everything. They fucking have a hand in every fucking thing.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, and you shouldn't want Disney to buy it. No. Be funny as hell, but that shouldn't be only.

SPEAKER_04

You know how many people I argue with?

SPEAKER_15

I argue with on internet people. Disney should just buy Spider-Man. You know how quick I'm in them comments? No, absolutely not. I don't want that. I'd rather have Sony keep making mediocre poop that deal with what Disney would do. Come on, you're and no, it's not even mediocre. Sony's given us have been mediocre. Sony's yeah, Sony's given us some of the crap. Products not named Spider-Man have been mediocre. Yes, agreed.

SPEAKER_11

And it's Venom included. It's like you had optimism.

SPEAKER_07

No, you had optimism with Venom. Doesn't mean it was.

SPEAKER_15

I know two is the only show you won, in my opinion, which sucks because only because they killed Carnage, and that was kind of then they should have been rated R also. Yes. But no, they had to let the kitties go see it. Because it's Venom. Well, think about this one, Kitty.

SPEAKER_05

You made the comment when we went to see Chainsaw and I said, Well, why are there kids coming in here?

SPEAKER_02

Well, they left pretty quickly.

SPEAKER_15

They're like, what? He's talking about boobies. We gotta take the kids out. Well, they had naked scenes of the kids. Naked scenes. But they didn't define their features. Oh, they cheated, though. There was no nip. They cheated. There was no nip. Hey, they did. GG didn't have it there.

SPEAKER_11

That's how much anime. That's how it is.

SPEAKER_15

Not high school DXD, my patron saint.

SPEAKER_11

It's not just high school DXD, which is a short.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, there's plenty more. Or uh how about the Ring Wives? Ah, they lot TDs in there too. I like that one.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, I've I've watched that one recently. Yeah. Because that one's getting at season two right now. It's dubbed.

SPEAKER_15

The gladiator. I picked out his favorite. The gladiator show even because he wants to have his babies.

SPEAKER_07

Dean, I know your type. I know which one you like. I know you better than you know yourself.

SPEAKER_15

Hey. So yeah, yeah, she may be a catwoman Dean, but you love her. The funny thing though, my second favorite in that show, you don't even see.

SPEAKER_05

She's not even a Dami Mommy either. That's the funny part.

SPEAKER_15

She wants to be used. Second is Second is not even part of part of the fucking. You're gonna laugh your ass off. The second is not even a part of fucking group. It's the elder elf from the first one.

SPEAKER_11

I was just gonna say it's the fucking elf, isn't it?

SPEAKER_15

I start to see a real trend with him, aren't you? What do you mean?

SPEAKER_07

I said I know him better than he does himself, man.

SPEAKER_15

When they were in tub and she was like, mind if I join you? Yeah, come on in. Me, he was all nervous and shit. Come on. I'm like, ooh, old lady, older elf lady. I forget. They're old, but they don't look old.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. Now go tell that to the inner species reviewers.

SPEAKER_15

Don't laugh about those my boys. They hate the elves. I'm mad that only one of them likes the elves. I'm mad that shit got canceled, goddammit. They canceled the show before they got to the FUDA.

SPEAKER_12

Uh-huh. And with my boys arguing about FUNA, they didn't give a damn.

SPEAKER_05

Dean would have put that show on the highest pedestal ever if they actually did the FUDA scenes.

SPEAKER_15

No, they there was they showed a clip where they're in like the red the stripper district and there's a bunch of the cowgirls are walking and you just see their fucking tits jingling. And then they go jingling? They can't yeah, jingling, whatever, whatever. Bouncing.

SPEAKER_05

It's not Christmas yet. Yes. It is for him every time an anime is on.

SPEAKER_15

Well, they're just minding their own business. And then next thing you know, they scoot their way right to where they're going. And I'm like, that's the most border state scene I've ever had. Yep. Yep. Yep. He'd love that show.

SPEAKER_10

He'd love it.

SPEAKER_16

You gotta put it on for one of those Fridays if you're just sitting there going.

SPEAKER_15

He'd love it. It got canceled because it's too fucking it got like two or three episodes and gone. Couldn't you watch no more? It was kind of like, no, it's got two or three episodes in dub. And then they stopped. Yeah, then the sub has an entire first season. The dub stopped doing it. And I was like, what? Because Japan has no standards.

SPEAKER_05

Where'd it go? It's weird. It's because they prefer personal space, but as soon as you start talking sacks and the hand ties, then it's like James, like, yeah, bring it on. They don't even have to get drinking them for that.

SPEAKER_06

Oh god. Yeah, that's uh that that's that's so we've already derailed.

SPEAKER_16

I tried to bring us back.

SPEAKER_15

So do you want surprise or do you want your critical role 15-minute spiel? Critical role 15 minute. Well, we'll go back. We kind of said something about a well yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I said surprise or 15-minute 15-minute critical role change.

SPEAKER_16

We'll do the surprise because critical role in the matter.

SPEAKER_07

So I did see a movie today. Huh? I got to see Now You See Me Three in advance.

SPEAKER_04

Huh. Why?

SPEAKER_14

Because Ryan and Nick got free tickets for an advanced screening of Now You See Me Three.

SPEAKER_04

How the fuck? Where?

SPEAKER_15

At Marcus. Oh. Marcus Majestic. Oh, Majestic. Okay. I've I've only been at that one, I think, once. Majestic, okay.

SPEAKER_11

I can't legally talk about it. I can tell I can talk about the movie, but I can't talk about it on give you spoilers on the podcast.

SPEAKER_06

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_07

That is actually the that was the entire opening screen. It's like press releases and whatever can't go out until November 13th.

SPEAKER_06

Or we'll find you and kill you.

SPEAKER_05

That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

It doesn't help you fucking playing with cards right now as you're talking about that movie.

SPEAKER_15

What if I got advanced screening for spy? Oh god. Holy shit, they'd probably kill me.

SPEAKER_11

You'd have to do that.

SPEAKER_05

You can't even pull a Garfield. The best you'll get out of you is a fucking Toby where you stare at the camera.

SPEAKER_15

D How was it?

SPEAKER_06

Wink.

SPEAKER_07

I can tell you I enjoyed it. The final trick doesn't live up to the first two movies, but they get the they set you up the entire movie for whatever they were doing. They gave you everything you needed. You just gotta catch it.

SPEAKER_05

God damn it.

SPEAKER_07

Huh? I can tell you off of the podcast.

SPEAKER_05

That means I'll actually like the movie. I love that type.

SPEAKER_07

I can tell you off of the podcast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

No, I won't accept it. We have to be known to all. Actually, I watched a movie last night too when I think about it. It was a prime movie. It was called Play Dirty with Mark Wahlberg. I already watched that. I liked it a lot. I had fun. It's just a Raider R Italian gob.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

It's nothing special, but it's fun. It's just Raider R Italian Gob. I was wondering, it's like maybe Matt watched this, but it's Mark Wahlberg. I'm gonna watch it, and it's an action movie. Ice thriller. I was like, ooh. Mark Wahberg. Even though the comments killed me. Because as much as I love the man, I can't I can't deny it. Number one comment. Oh boy, Mark Wahlberg playing the same character again.

SPEAKER_11

The funny part was is I like watched that like a week before I saw Roofman because his partner is in Roofman 2.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Oh, the black guy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

I can't remember his name.

SPEAKER_15

Jade does have to watch it because that's a me and Low movie, by the way. So you do have to.

SPEAKER_04

There were some good funny parts.

SPEAKER_15

Nothing ridiculously amazing or nothing. Get a shot at a top lower top 20, maybe I has invested. There it is. I was surprised I liked a Shane something Shane Black directed because I'm can't forgive him for that fucking awful Predator movie he did. Awful. The Predator? The Predator. Awful. Awful. I don't know if it's as bad as AVP Requiem, though, because I still don't know what the fuck was going on in that movie.

SPEAKER_16

The Predator, was that the one where they were on the planet?

SPEAKER_15

No, that's Predators. Predators. That's a good one. The Predators. The fourth one. Predator, Predator 2, Predators, The Predator. It's not good. The Predator was the PTSD guy. He had like PTSD and shit.

SPEAKER_11

Well, I'm thinking uh the damn thing or what it was now.

SPEAKER_02

Probably made this comment like four times every time we bring it up. So I do not remember this one.

SPEAKER_15

No, that's because it's it wasn't good.

SPEAKER_12

That's probably the worst Predator movie. That's the worst Predator movie. The only thing worse was maybe AV Requiem for AVP and that.

SPEAKER_16

That one pissed me off.

SPEAKER_12

That uh that pissed me off because I still don't know what the fuck's going on because it was so dark.

SPEAKER_15

That's like Tarzan.

SPEAKER_05

What the fuck is going on? Well, do you remember the last Tarzan movie to come out? Oh yeah. It was so fucking dark, I was like, what the fuck's going on?

SPEAKER_11

You had a few scenes and a light. Oh, yeah. Autism is the is the advancement of mankind.

SPEAKER_15

That was the predator, right?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. But to be fair.

SPEAKER_11

Autism is the next stage of evolution for mankind. Basically.

SPEAKER_02

I don't like my stage in evolution. Mine has too much leg.

SPEAKER_15

I don't have his autism. What, mine's not leg? No, you don't have leg.

SPEAKER_14

No, you're you're just straight up blue screen.

SPEAKER_05

That's horrible. I know. Especially saying he's blind of blue.

SPEAKER_15

I am not colorblind. I guarantee I can guarantee that. That I know for sure. Unless there's colors I don't I that don't exist to me, but I can see colors. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_05

All I did was hold up the Pepsi can't because I know what you're that's my fucking routine kicking in.

SPEAKER_15

I'm looking for completely blue can. I did not see completely you had your blue visor on and you didn't see it. God damn it. I'm fucking fucking the blue screen now. Yeah. God. I just you just get set up for these. God damn it. But up but up. He's loving it. But yeah, the the predator was the one that was just dookie dog war. Everyone on the other ones are good. First Predator, great. Predator 2, Cult Classic.

SPEAKER_07

The other movies are so bad they're releasing Prey in movies.

SPEAKER_15

Here, have Prey. It's getting its theatrical release.

SPEAKER_17

God damn, I still have to watch that. Great movie.

SPEAKER_15

I don't know why. Great movie. Like Prey a lot.

SPEAKER_17

It's like I'm struggling to watch the alien TV show for some reason. Loved it. I know it's good. I know what it's trying to set up thanks to fucking TikTok and Bean, but that fucking eye is a menace.

SPEAKER_15

That fucking eye is a menace. I love it. I'm gonna take over your face.

SPEAKER_05

I'm just gonna parasitize your entire body off of just one.

SPEAKER_15

Get your eye out of there. I'm gonna be your new eye. He just stares at you like. It it it's it, Matt, you'd have a kick out of that fucking thing. It's an eye that walks around on little tentacles and burrows into your fucking head and takes control of you.

SPEAKER_11

Don't give me any more ideas.

SPEAKER_15

You realize what we're facing on the table already, right? We're not even there yet, and you're trying to give them mimic ideas.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

And then the last episode, you see the fucking starfish thing that's the plant. You're like, that's what the plant is? It's a starfish? Yeah, it moves around on the wall. It's like a and it grabs you up and just crushes you. Okay, so it's not so why did you just what?

SPEAKER_12

And crushes you.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. He's been crushes, and the first thing I pictured was a big thigh woman crushing a watermelon. So I don't know who's worse, me or him.

SPEAKER_01

Me.

SPEAKER_02

His reaction time is better than mine, that's all it is.

SPEAKER_07

It's requesting his vision. I can easily be able to do it.

SPEAKER_02

I know that personally just reports with him.

SPEAKER_15

I can easily be distracted. Yeah, I don't even care. It's just distraction. Just my brain just shuts off and my eyes take over.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, we literally just came up with screen. You blue screened.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

Dean, that's not a good one.

SPEAKER_15

That's why I say it's easy to kidnap me. Everyone at work's got it all easy to get kidnapped, Dean. Very easy. So you're telling me Jess dresses up as a woman and you're easily gone. Nah, he already had too much fun with my fucking dentist trips. Telling him I I freaking told him I'm like, yeah, Jess, I won't be here Tuesday. I'm gonna fucking I gotta get my wisdom teeth pulled and shit. He's like, oh, I'll be there. What do you mean you'll be there? When you're getting knocked out, the last thing you're gonna see is me walking in with a trip with a white coat on. I'm be like, uh. He's like, and I'm gonna do some drilling. Not the kind of drilling you want, but oh, you bastard.

SPEAKER_05

You remember when me, you, JJ, and he who shouldn't help me name. Bring it back because I said it enough last time. Or walking.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Because we had no fucking choice at that point.

SPEAKER_02

You're the only one with a car. Glad it's a long time ago. Holy shit. Yeah. That was one of my jokes. I was like, you don't want to go to the fucking dentist. You don't know what they're putting in your mouth. They're knocking you out. All you hear is a gardening noise, and it's not you making it.

SPEAKER_14

I've never been knocked out for the dentist.

SPEAKER_15

Neither have I. Anesthesia would be some shit, man.

SPEAKER_11

I've been on anesthesia, but I haven't been knocked out.

SPEAKER_15

No, I was knocked. They they IV'd me to knock me out, and because they just get you talking. I'm just talking, they ask you random shit. You're just talking. I'm having a nice conversation. Next time I wake up and I got the shit in my mouth, and I'm done. I'm just done. I've been knocked out for surgeries, but I've not been knocked out. You are just out instantly. Uh-huh. No, I woke up with the gauze. I'm fucking bleeding all over the place. That's not what you said though. I woke up with shit. Oh. I woke up with shit. You're making everybody's fears about the dentist work. I woke up with shit in my mouth. Okay.

unknown

Boy.

SPEAKER_17

How is that not a demon in Chainsaw Man Dennis? Dennis.

SPEAKER_15

The dentist devil. Well, today it could be a thing, because all the devils in Chainsaw Man are fears. And depending on how the fear is, that's how strong a devil is. Like one of the strongest devils is the darkness devil. I'll extend it.

SPEAKER_17

If you were to have a devil from Chainsaw Demon coming after you, what is your devil?

SPEAKER_11

I swear to God, if there's a Centipede devil, it's just things you fear?

SPEAKER_17

Yeah. It's kind of your biggest fear. Well, it's a collective fear. So something you fear that somebody in the other.

SPEAKER_15

And the more people that have that fear, it's stronger. Like, for example, one of the strongest devils in the in Chainsaw Man is the darkness devil. He's a primordial fear because a lot of people are scared of the dark.

SPEAKER_14

I don't have a fear. Not really.

SPEAKER_15

I don't really either. I don't even know I said Centipede devil is a joke, but I just like, oh no.

SPEAKER_06

Not centipedes.

SPEAKER_16

Am I the only one who literally would have one that would fuck with your brain?

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_16

Loneliness.

SPEAKER_13

What the fuck would the lonely devil look like?

SPEAKER_11

What the fuck? Like, sure, I have that mild that kind of thing too, but it's like you can't turn that into a devil unless the devil's just gonna kill everyone. Well, then the devil's the strongest it can possibly be out of anybody else.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I'm the lonely devil. It's like the darkness devil, just slightly different. So you're not are you what about the are you scared of losing the losing devil? That devil would just be my dick.

SPEAKER_08

So you don't want to envision it, but he's like, no, what the fuck? I already did kind of envision it. It's straight out of uh Bo was afraid. Oh no.

SPEAKER_15

That needs to stop making appearances on this fucking pod. That needs to stop. That fucking fucking monster stuck in our brain.

SPEAKER_05

We can't help it.

SPEAKER_15

That that fucking movie needs to be.

SPEAKER_05

If that was one of those uh Disney 40 rides, we'd have fucking white cream all over us.

SPEAKER_15

I would like to watch that. Like imagine watching that on like acid or some shit. Oh no. Like especially the the We'd fucking wake up in the woods just like he did. That's a movie that I would literally maybe give Matt 20 bucks to watch and just commentary.

SPEAKER_05

He's the one who makes Matt 20 bucks. He's watching. He's the one who makes movie recommendations to us that we just go and watch off a phrase he says. Like Saltburn.

SPEAKER_11

Oh my fucking guy. And all then the only quote I gave from the movie was from a trailer. And you guys didn't question it at all. No, we go and watch it, and then we get, oh.

SPEAKER_13

We get me, we get, why aren't you dancing again?

SPEAKER_05

Only this time you had full swing. Oh god. It wasn't in a pocket. Oh god.

SPEAKER_13

That movie was that was still fucking bonkers.

SPEAKER_15

God, like what the f we don't actually fuck that dirt. You gonna fuck that dirt. And mom was in now you see me three.

SPEAKER_16

I'm not gonna be able to watch that movie. Thanks.

SPEAKER_15

No.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_16

I'm gonna watch that.

SPEAKER_03

Don't forget by the time the movie comes out.

SPEAKER_08

She's in Doom too! What's your point?

SPEAKER_02

He's gonna look at me during when she's on screen. You're seeing that. You're seeing that. At least it's not his sister. Oh. You like Lickin' Ad Blood?

SPEAKER_13

Oh.

SPEAKER_15

That was the most hard. That was one of the most that's fucked up. I the fucking the dirt was just whatever.

SPEAKER_14

I only got to see Barbarian this week.

SPEAKER_15

Really? Wait, barbarian? Yeah. The the scascard for a little bit? Well, that's a that shit. I didn't like that editing. It made no sense to me. You know what got me in there? When the monster chick's fucking trying to titty feed the fucker, and I'm like, ugh, team that's you. No, it's not. I would not. Absolutely not. You'd be sitting there crying, but you'd accept it.

SPEAKER_11

We were apparently kind of on a Justin Long horror binge mate sorted. And then Barbarian got recommended.

SPEAKER_15

Matt's probably watching, like.

SPEAKER_11

I'm not fucked.

SPEAKER_15

I can't even think of my favorite Justin Long horror movie.

SPEAKER_05

He's been in a lot of he's got a long. God damn it. Remember when we did the Horror Queen, Horror King thing?

SPEAKER_15

Justin Long is definitely king to me. Oh fuck, God. I out of all the roles he's done, it's not even a big role. It popped off fuck off, man. His remember his role in Zack and Murray make a porno? He's the gay porn star? I said that was you. I mean I end up living in the house.

SPEAKER_13

I'm uh I'm uh I'm in all movies with all male casts.

SPEAKER_15

Wait, I'm forgive me if I'm offending you, but are you a gay porn star? Guilty.

SPEAKER_17

It's like the inside, it's not even an inside joke. You brought Matt in on it. The fucking videos you sent. That's just future you writing all these lines.

SPEAKER_15

I'm mad that my Instagram fucking has them stupid ass clips on there.

SPEAKER_16

You're not mad. You enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_15

No, I'm not because because the writing in those is just so bad, but it makes me laugh every time. So bad it's good to you. So bad, so bad that it's good. Justin Hello?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Justin Long. I can't believe Matt Wattspark. His name actually does kind of sound like a porno name. Kinda, yep. Kinda. Justin Long.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. Yep. Yep. They want to know who his fucking.

SPEAKER_08

I don't like that.

SPEAKER_04

You know who his boyfriend was in Zachary Remaking porno? Brandon Roth. Brandon Roth.

SPEAKER_02

Hey. I can't give him shit, man. I do like.

SPEAKER_15

Oh god. Oh, that's the Kevin. That's Kevin Smith.

SPEAKER_03

That's Kevin Smith. Oh my god. You know, I don't think there's a single Kevin Smith movie that we haven't liked.

SPEAKER_14

Die Hard with a Vengeance.

SPEAKER_03

Diehard with a vengeance. Not still.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, Justin Long's in that movie, too. No, that's not Justin Long. That is Justin Long.

SPEAKER_15

Was that a part of the marathon why it came up? No. It's not a horror movie, it's not Halloween.

SPEAKER_02

That depends on the person.

SPEAKER_06

God, it's making me fucking.

SPEAKER_02

Oh god. Could you imagine if that was the theme of the fucking diehard books?

SPEAKER_15

Justin Long's first movie. Galaxy Quest.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he was a nerd.

SPEAKER_15

Yep. Galaxy Quest. He was you. Oh, there's where I first seen him. Jeepers Creepers. One of his first Jeepers Creepers. That movie still comes up for him. Dodgeball? Yes. Fuck yes. He was a main character.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. God, he was in a lot. He was in the breakup for a little bit. Yep.

SPEAKER_12

God, are you? Pineapple Express. Oh, that was a deleted scene.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Probably a deleted scene. Yeah, he was in there with a deleted scene though.

SPEAKER_15

I thought he was a delivery guy in that. He's Alvin's voice in Alvin the Chipmunk.

SPEAKER_06

Alvin the Chipmunk movie.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god. Clerks Clerks 3. God, he does a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_02

He's not personal to tank and rolls. If he likes it, he does it.

SPEAKER_12

I'll take this role.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Kind of how I would be if I was in Hollywood if you just send me a script and I like it. It's like, alright, I'll be in it. I don't care what part either. Yeah, you're this guy that just gets his throat slit in one scene. Alright, cool. How much do I have to girdle? And scene. Alright, cool. What do I get paid? Ten bucks. Now let me see the movie.

SPEAKER_15

I sadly just envision myself being real finicky with roles. No, I don't like this role. I don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_17

My dick's not shown.

SPEAKER_15

I can't be in the movie. Do I have a naked scene? No, I don't want to do it. Are you gonna have Matt as your manager? That'd be the fucking funny as shit.

SPEAKER_14

As long as you're his fluffer.

SPEAKER_05

No. As long as I like the script. It says I'm his fluffer, I'm out. I'm not losing.

SPEAKER_17

Unless you put me in a bowl is afraid sequel, then I'm losing.

SPEAKER_15

Then I'm where the fuck would that go? Is this remember how that shit ended with just a fucking lingering shot of the boat just sitting there? Is he what the f is I don't even know what kind of fucking schizophrenic thing it was true, the story it was trying to tell. It's an Ari Aster movie, so it's it's high up there.

SPEAKER_05

This is what your brain sees when you're schizophrenic.

SPEAKER_15

What? It's like what the fuck? Every single one of his movies made you fucking kind of think. His first movie was hereditary. That didn't really make you think. That was just naked people showing up at your house wanting to do satanic shit.

SPEAKER_05

That was that was based off uh Labo.

SPEAKER_15

Oh remember the demon? The demon was Pyman. Well, Pyman.

SPEAKER_06

I gotta stop talking about demons. They must have manifest and shit.

SPEAKER_15

Midsumar was we just seen a demon movie. Ah, true. Midsumar was Midsummar.

SPEAKER_14

No, no, it's Florence Pew dressed up as her Midsummer character for Halloween.

SPEAKER_02

Oh fuck. Midsummar wasn't just Midsummar. Not to you.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, because I pissed on that tree? I got my face cut off. No, you got skinned alive. Oh, that was a fucked up. That was fucked up. The worst, I'm starting to understand some people's fucking issues with some horror movies because you know you you sit there and question the decisions some of these people make. Like when when after them old people jumped off the cliff and they were killed, finished off with the hammer because they got old, so they die. It's their time. That's how they die in the village and shit. I've been gone. You ain't convincing me to stay after that. They convinced them to stay.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like, nah, you wouldn't have convinced me to eat the fucking pie. And I love food.

SPEAKER_15

I got it. Then he ends up getting burned in a fucking little shack at the end in a bear, in a hollowed-out bear skin.

SPEAKER_06

Fuck that fuck, man.

SPEAKER_13

There's some fucking fucked up movies out there. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

We got a bunch coming out though. We just mentioned Predator, and Predator's got a new one coming, which you still count that as horror. Predator? Yeah. No. Predator's not horror. Who the fuck is that? Sci-fi and that's the most. Some people were complaining that it's PG 13, and I'm like, then a lot of people made it made sense. It's PG 13. They're not cutting up people. They're cutting up aliens and creatures and shit. So the ratings are going back. So it's they're not gonna kill, it's PG. Yep. Yep. Green blood and different colors and shit. So what are they doing what are they trying to teach people? It's okay to kill aliens, but as soon as it's human.

SPEAKER_06

That's a no. So they get away with it on aliens. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It's kind of justified to kill an alien, though. Unless you're dean and you you know you're trying to get fought. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

It doesn't have to be an alien for that case.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm specifically talking about the genus alien. You don't fucking uh goddamn. Xenomorphs, thank you.

SPEAKER_15

Hey man, seek lake. Hey man, if I'm in a room with one of them things and it's and it's giving me like it's not killing me right away, it's giving me like a brawl or some shit. Well, they don't have the eyes, so you're gonna have to go for it. I'm gonna have to go for it. I'm like, what is this? Is this an invitation? Okay.

SPEAKER_05

So they're gonna have a specific type of clicking that you're gonna apply for?

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I'm just gonna be like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Also, they're just gonna be bent over with their ass in the ear, and you're like, yep.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06

This is what they want.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_14

I mean, he's already sent that image.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, he is.

SPEAKER_13

I have.

SPEAKER_06

I need them.

SPEAKER_15

I gotta check myself in somewhere. I've I've liked pictures of thick death claws too, so I gotta get checked in.

SPEAKER_16

You're not alone on the internet.

SPEAKER_12

I gotta get checked in somewhere.

SPEAKER_02

You're not alone on the internet. What? Actually, you're pretty close to Judy Hops. I forget the numbers that follow it, but that guy.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it's like check me in.

SPEAKER_15

Check me in somewhere. Then we got the running man. That should be a good movie. That's good. That's up there potential. I don't know what Matt's top up restaurants looking in is top 20. I don't know if that's changing at all or it's staying pretty stagnant.

SPEAKER_12

I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_06

Look at him. He's like, no. No.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. The only movie I've added to next year so far is Crime 101.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, Hemsworth.

SPEAKER_15

Well, next year. Next year's gotta there's a lot next year. There's a lot.

SPEAKER_14

It's because you haven't looked at the summer yet. There's several movies already in the summer.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah. Cards went.

SPEAKER_03

Baseball guys went.

SPEAKER_06

That's like I got them.

SPEAKER_02

I got that's going on my list.

SPEAKER_12

What?

SPEAKER_02

Avatar. Really? Last year about it. Not not too skin.

SPEAKER_15

That's one where we're not a part of the mainstream. Everyone usually loves those, and me and Jay are kind of like they look great. I will give them.

SPEAKER_05

That's probably part of my personality where everybody's so on that train that I'm like, alright, I'm not. See you later.

SPEAKER_15

It's your fault.

SPEAKER_04

Would I try to have relations with a Navi? Yes, I would. Okay. I would.

SPEAKER_07

That's not it. And it's gonna get one of it kinks too, because he can't breathe.

SPEAKER_05

So you're telling me he has to do it in his human form, he's not gonna do the avatar thing?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

I'm giving him an avatar.

SPEAKER_15

I'm just gonna get let loose to wander around the fucking planet.

SPEAKER_05

That totally fits because he's a mask-off kind of guy. Yeah!

SPEAKER_15

I'm just gonna get wandering around the planet, like, oh, I found some.

SPEAKER_11

Just slowly suffocate.

SPEAKER_16

Avengers doomsday, Scream 7, Spider-Man Brand New Day, Shrek 5. I forgot Shrek 5. Hail Mary, the Odyssey. I should have that on.

SPEAKER_17

Hey, yes! Toy Story 5.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, I think Mortal Kombat?

SPEAKER_17

Mortal Kombat. What the fuck is Flower Veil Street? It's got a bunch of dinosaur skulls on it. Masters of the universe.

SPEAKER_05

I'm yes. Yes. What to make of that? Yes. That's another Leto one trail.

SPEAKER_07

We don't have a trailer yet. We can't make anything of it.

SPEAKER_04

Get you. I said to say many of the Tron trailer.

SPEAKER_17

I was like, wait, Leto's in it? Oh no.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but we got a trailer, but we didn't know.

SPEAKER_17

And I ended up like in it. Reminders of him that that's not us. Exorcist. The Exorcist Deceiver.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, we did launch long legs too.

SPEAKER_15

That's a fucking dream. That is a fucking rain.

SPEAKER_11

They couldn't tell that was uh Nicholas Cage.

SPEAKER_02

The br and what? Ice Age boiling point.

SPEAKER_11

Yep.

SPEAKER_07

Infinite. I thought we already had meltdown. Like Sage meltdown. Yeah, I could have sworn.

SPEAKER_02

Now we have the fuck are we calling the Earth problem right now? The heat wave. Climate change? Climate change. Yeah, that's the point of this. I say climate change. Yeah. But they called it boiling point.

SPEAKER_05

Dune part three. Hey! And I'm literally I'm when we go to see this movie, I am gonna title the episode Look Out.

SPEAKER_17

I don't care. Just because of the poster. Can you guess which one I'm talking about? Supergirl. Look out.

SPEAKER_15

Every freaking poster has that on it. Look out. Look out. Like it's trying to warn us. I still think that's gonna be good.

SPEAKER_05

Hunger Games.

SPEAKER_02

That's a bean movie. What am I talking about? A false link to it.

SPEAKER_07

What is what's Sunrise on the Reaper?

SPEAKER_17

Is there a title tonight yet?

SPEAKER_15

They're doing a new book.

SPEAKER_07

Sunrise on the Reaping.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. November 20th, November 26th. Damn, they do that. That's the newest book?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_15

Street Fighter, an untitled Wily Coyote movie? I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_13

That movie's gonna be so fun. I don't care. Please. Tom Brady movie? Basic hat to.

SPEAKER_11

No, Goat was the animated one where the foot basketball player is a goat.

SPEAKER_02

Oh god. That's why I said basically. Cat in the hat. Oh god.

SPEAKER_15

There's a lot of weird. We've already got a trailer for Cat in the Hat.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Cat in Super Mario Galaxy movie. Damn. Playface.

SPEAKER_15

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Terrifier 4. Oh shit. Oh shit. Grovew. I'm just calling it Grove because it's just. That's when everyone's gonna go see Grove. Bone Temple.

SPEAKER_15

Oh shit. We gotta see Alpha. Starting from the end because Bone Temple's in January. That's probably one of our movies. Oh. Because that's like one of the January or February. That's like our first movie next year. Return to Silent Hill. I'm excited for that, but I don't like James, man. They casted James wrong. I don't like how he looks. Evil Dead Burn. Please be good.

SPEAKER_02

What? What? Narnia, the magician's nephew.

SPEAKER_04

They're bringing that back?

SPEAKER_11

They're making a TV show.

SPEAKER_04

I didn't even know they're bringing Narnia back.

SPEAKER_15

Angry Birds 3. Oh, for God's sake. Fuck you for saying that, Narnia. I just my clothes got washed today. Now that's in my head again. Are you missing a sock? Fuck you. Fuck you, family guy. I don't use the washer no more because things happen. Hey, where's my sock? Another minions movie? Falls in the Narnia. Ah, Mr. Tumbus. Well, hey, that sounds like a movie to me. Or for me.

SPEAKER_02

Good luck. Have fun. Don't die. Hey.

SPEAKER_14

Featuring John Cena.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_12

Toy Story 5, bro. They won't stop. Where am I getting another one? Where am I gonna get another one?

SPEAKER_04

The fuck is gonna be the story it is, motherfucker now.

SPEAKER_14

I thought we said Josie was the main character.

SPEAKER_12

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I don't wait. What? Is that a crossover? No, not crossover.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, it's been delayed, that's why it's on there. Keenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem 2 has been delayed to September 17th, 2027. I haven't watched one. How? It's very easy for me to not watch a movie. Still alive. I don't have one, so what the hell?

SPEAKER_03

The Cliffhanger 2.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, which was from what? Late 70s, early 80s?

SPEAKER_14

Early Stallone?

SPEAKER_17

Yeah. Guess who's the main character again?

SPEAKER_14

Stallone?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Isn't he done? Apparently not.

SPEAKER_17

Bullshit. Cliffhanger is an upcoming American action thrower film that is a reboot of the 1993 film.

SPEAKER_02

93? That was way off.

SPEAKER_03

Way off. We got a lot of water, yeah. What is that?

SPEAKER_02

They're not trying again. No, they're not. Here you go. That one's just gonna piss you off, and my grandma. The mummy? Not again. Maybe Brenda Freer's coming back.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

No. Lee Cronin's The Mummy is an upcoming American supernatural horror film.

SPEAKER_03

Written and directed by Lee Cronin. And I don't know if I know who that guy is. You recognize the name? I recognize the name. I don't know anything he's done.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit. This one the name should have jumped out to you. Oh. First movie that came up, Evil Dead Rise. Yeah. The Hole in the Ground. Oh yeah. The movie that we didn't understand.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. It was another one. The fucking Skinwalkers or some shit borderline.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. That one was right up there with the lighthouse.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, like what the f I'm like, alright, we enjoyed the movie, but we didn't fucking understand shit that was going on. Minutes past midnight. Those are the only three movies I see listed on Google.

SPEAKER_03

Ghost Train. Ghost Train. Fifty States of Fright. Fifty States of Fright?

SPEAKER_02

Yep. But he's expected to do the mummy. God, you got me.

SPEAKER_16

And it's gonna be a straight horror movie. Got me. So it's not even gonna be a part of that series, and it's gonna bomb just because people are expecting to see Brandon Fraser again.

SPEAKER_15

That's why the Tom Cruise one bombed.

SPEAKER_17

No, no, that one bombed for different reasons.

SPEAKER_15

That ain't the mummy. Even though I really wanted to see the dark universe unfold. Well, because of the other movie it gave us. I mean, it was fucking top. I mean, it was a good two movies. The mummy returns. Great movies. That's because that's all that exists in that franchise. I mean, quit lying to yourself. That's all that exists. They gave you a though. There wasn't a son as a successor. Don't exist. They gave you a son and successor. Don't exist. It's one and two. And he's very American. He used guns. You know another reason why I love the mummy franchise so much? Just because I love I love Rick O'Connell. I relate to Rick O'Connell. Fucking I what's his name? What's his name? What's Evie's brother's name? I forgot his name now.

SPEAKER_12

That kind of pisses me off. God damn it. The character name. It's John Hannah as the actor, but I forget his name.

SPEAKER_06

I need to know his name though. Damn it. It's gonna bug me because it's on the tip of my tongue. I'm like, what? What the fuck? Jonathan.

SPEAKER_15

I should have known Evie True. It's the same fucking, but that is one of the most fucking JJ characters ever. That is fuck. That's the loot is mine. It's mine. Oh, that sucks, man. What do you mean? And the other thing about two? You know what other thing about two? I like to introduce low in two. He flies the Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_17

I was about to stop.

SPEAKER_05

I entered the mummy on Google and I was kind of sad because the only thing that was coming up was the 2026 one. I was like, no, I don't want that.

SPEAKER_15

Hey, you remember in the Mummy 2 where the pilot's like, hey, when John he's got the fucking big ass diamond from the fucking top of the pyramid or leaving? Half of that's mine. I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_13

I love those movies so much.

SPEAKER_05

Who's the one that put it in your head that that was JJ? Yep.

SPEAKER_12

Then there's Benny. Then there's Benny. I still don't know who Benny is.

SPEAKER_08

You do you want to do that? Kill him off by a scarab.

SPEAKER_13

What a way to go.

SPEAKER_17

Oh god.

SPEAKER_08

Mythical scarab.

SPEAKER_17

It's not crawling to your skin. Because the real ones don't do that as far as my eye know.

SPEAKER_15

God, that just that made me creepy crawly feelings for a second there. Yeah, you do got it. If you got spare time, you do gotta. I just remember you gotta watch Play Dirty on on Prime. You'd have to one, two, three movies, it, but I think it should work. It should probably be able to find it.

SPEAKER_12

There's a character in her name Stan. This line that's that's Jess. There's a character in her name Stan.

SPEAKER_02

Can't be anything worse than a lot of what was the last movie we watched?

SPEAKER_12

We watched a lot of movies.

SPEAKER_15

Jay, like let me refer to the list.

SPEAKER_05

Literally just did a podcast on it. It was black phone?

SPEAKER_02

Black phone two.

SPEAKER_15

And good for and good fortune.

SPEAKER_02

You you said the camp counselor was just. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Camp counselor.

SPEAKER_05

Home movie. I didn't understand that one.

SPEAKER_13

Home movie shot in the woods. In the scare in the fucking cold.

SPEAKER_05

The frozen lake.

SPEAKER_13

Kind of frozen fucking lake.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god. He's blue screening. Blue screening. I'm curious now of the 15 minutes of critical role.

SPEAKER_11

I mean, that was a guest. You guys kept talking. I'm not gonna intrude.

SPEAKER_15

Well, you can always intrude when we there's a point where we start. I'll implement with jokes, but I know you're rambling, and I can't. There's always you can always intrude if we're rambling. As I might. We're trying to I can't lead us back to chain side. You can tell when we're I tried, I tried with it. I tried with the fear thing, it didn't work.

SPEAKER_11

We're off chain side, man. We're no chainsaw, man.

SPEAKER_14

We are so far off.

SPEAKER_02

She's not gonna bring you back. She's just gonna take you off track again. Don't make me have to make that as part of the picture. Could actually be fine.

SPEAKER_15

We don't have pops as our pictures anymore. I had pops for this one, so. But uh 15 minutes of critical role. I'm always game for critical roll. God, what the fuck has happened to me? Critical roll is in 15 minutes. No, Matt said there was like a he had something for critical role. I'm just here for it.

SPEAKER_01

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_15

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Hit us. You're AC.

SPEAKER_15

I've just oh there you go.

SPEAKER_05

Somebody's gonna pull the dice out and actually roll it.

SPEAKER_15

You could hurt someone with some of them dice.

SPEAKER_07

I only have D6s and they don't have numbers.

SPEAKER_17

Well shit, it lands on the foot, I get hit. With the foot.

SPEAKER_14

I got a bat too.

SPEAKER_17

Oh fuck. Anyone got a gun on there?

SPEAKER_07

Because that'd be kind of so. Oh no. So you'll get to experience this Monday, but I was mad at Brennan for about an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_04

You were mad at Brennan?

SPEAKER_07

Yep, for something he did. So didn't understand it.

SPEAKER_04

Well thing?

SPEAKER_07

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_15

No, he made a narrative choice. And I didn't have an hour-ish episode if I remember your fucking. Yeah, you didn't even respond to it, so I didn't know if you saw it.

SPEAKER_08

I probably was fucking in the at work.

SPEAKER_15

No, no, if I'm doing something, I'll click on my message and I'll I have a tendency to forget. Normally I remember, but every once in a while I might if I'm counting or something at work.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah, he blew screen.

SPEAKER_15

Blue! Blue! You bombed yourself on that one. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Uh-huh. Now we have a reason. I gotta know what Brennan did.

SPEAKER_11

Are you expensive if you want me to do spoilers or not?

SPEAKER_15

You can spoil, I don't care.

SPEAKER_11

I'll watch anyone. Yeah. So somebody dies.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck? A player character?

SPEAKER_07

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04

What the f no fuck? How? What? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07

He got gang raped by five ghouls.

SPEAKER_05

Like literally gang raped?

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, because that would have been Dean's choice. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07

I mean, you saw the end of the episode. You know there are.

SPEAKER_14

You saw the end of the last episode.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

So you know where the ghouls are.

SPEAKER_05

Were you not about to say something?

SPEAKER_11

Oh, that was Ryan responding to my messaging a bunch of rankings.

SPEAKER_15

It came. No, I remember now. They were. I remember I have it on in the background a lot during work, so I miss a few things. It has something to do with where they would. They were with Julius, I think, right? They're at Julius.

SPEAKER_07

They were at Julius Julius's Matt's home.

SPEAKER_15

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

And the last things were Alex's brother.

SPEAKER_11

Yep. With ghouls coming at him.

SPEAKER_13

Yep.

SPEAKER_11

And then that's at the top. That's in the house.

SPEAKER_07

Outside of the house, we have Matt, Ashley, and Abria watching Matt's dad's skull ripped out of his head.

SPEAKER_13

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Literally did literally did the what's her name from Deadpool 3.

SPEAKER_15

No, what's her name from Temple from Deadpool 3 going inside his brain, ripping. Yeah. Yeah. Julius is Julius' dad? Yeah, Julia's. First thing that pops into my head when you say ripping something out of a body is Templado Doom. Yep. Okay.

SPEAKER_14

For most other people, it would be Mortal Kombat.

SPEAKER_15

Oh yeah. Okay, so that's where it ended. That's where the episode ended. The hell is that to make me old or what? So who is outside?

SPEAKER_04

Matt?

SPEAKER_07

Matt, Matt, Abrea, and Ashley. The people inside are Matt's patron lady friend. Yeah. That he watches over and Alex, because they're being questioned.

SPEAKER_15

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_11

And they're being attacked by the ghouls.

SPEAKER_15

Alex, you gotta give me the character name. Alex. The Octus. Octus. Okay. I thought is that Octus? Okay. Okay. Who someone gets fucking killed? Yeah. Like the character gone or character come back? That's that's that's the thing. Because I'd be honest, I'm not a big fan of a character dying too early.

SPEAKER_07

I get it later than like I said, I was bad for an hour and a half.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Because the way the scenario plays is Octus had no chance.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Didn't matter how he was going to roll, didn't matter anything, the character was going to die.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, so it's Octus. Okay. Octus is lower tier.

SPEAKER_07

I don't love Octus, but literally he succeeded on one check. The next ghoul got him, paralyzed him, and then ripped him to dead. All the remaining ones. Then stuff happened where the brother does something to him, however, I won't get into specifics. But Octus dies for an hour. Then something narrative happens, like, oh, this was a narrative choice, and Alex wanted his character to die for more and story reasons. Okay. And he comes back as a zombie/slash undead person. As a necromancer.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, so that's okay. So it's oct, this is it's kind of a it's a new take, maybe.

SPEAKER_07

Yes. Doing new take. But the way Brennan played it made it seem like this just happened because of bad rolling. Oh. And that did not sit well with me. Are you saying Brennan created a no-win scenario where he couldn't get out of it? If he wanted to.

SPEAKER_15

Are you saying there should be some context clues or hints that it's narrative driven and not part of the game? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_17

I'm having a hard time understanding how you did not like a no-win scenario. Matt! No.

SPEAKER_07

I designed the scenarios and you make them no-win scenarios. Due to poor rolling. Getting attacked by five ghouls is not mercy of any kind. It's fucking hydropump.

SPEAKER_15

That's it was something, man. It's bad rolling. On my part and your part.

SPEAKER_08

That's bad for you!

SPEAKER_15

Wow, so I got that to look forward to Octus getting.

SPEAKER_07

And I didn't control who he went after.

SPEAKER_15

You were behind him! Fucking turtle gets knocked out by a hydrophone.

SPEAKER_07

My target 90% of the time was him, so I could damage the barbarian. It's not my fault. You were at the end of the range.

SPEAKER_15

The part about that is I have the highest AC of the group, but I still go down.

SPEAKER_09

Because it was a save, it wasn't a hit.

SPEAKER_15

So does Octus leave the does he leave the table and then just come back an hour later?

SPEAKER_09

Yes.

SPEAKER_15

Did they at least tell the story for you to understand it?

SPEAKER_07

Like Yeah, but they didn't tell it at first. It took them an hour to get to the point where, oh, this is now a narrative choice, and we were having reasons for it.

SPEAKER_05

They played it out like an episode.

SPEAKER_07

Because it was during the middle of combat. You have to go through the combat steps to get to things.

SPEAKER_05

They played it out like an episode.

SPEAKER_07

And actually still rose like shit.

SPEAKER_05

No!

SPEAKER_04

Hey, she's saved today in the bar fight!

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and she was the detriment in the next one.

SPEAKER_11

Ghouls are nasty, yo. Damn it, he's gonna start using ghouls. You don't want me to use ghouls. Run the fuck away.

SPEAKER_15

Do you have any ghouls?

SPEAKER_11

I don't know if I have minis for him. I have undead minis.

SPEAKER_15

Don't you fucking do it. Go ahead, buy him ghouls? Yeah, I know. I know you enough.

SPEAKER_04

Bottom enough fucking insects. I bought him a marut. That's enough! I don't even know what I bought him when I bought him.

SPEAKER_07

Ghouls are a CR1 and they are oftenly used as particulars. Because of one attack. Oh god. They get one action, a bite or a claw. The claw, if the target is a creature other than an elf or undead, it must succeed on a DC 10 constitution saving throw or be paralyzed for a minute.

SPEAKER_04

A minute and bat.

SPEAKER_07

Party killers.

SPEAKER_04

That's the entire fucking fight.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. The target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns.

SPEAKER_05

Every time I am disappointed or pissed off at something, I owing like a Scottish or Irish accent I just heard.

SPEAKER_02

A Wisconsin accent.

SPEAKER_07

That's pretty much what it is. It's also why monks are deadly, because you get the stunning strike fucking feature.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

You have it now, it's level five.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit, I'm level five?

SPEAKER_14

I think you are. It's level four or five.

SPEAKER_03

Why did I get it? You're only level four.

SPEAKER_14

Or five. I mean, pull or five.

SPEAKER_12

Yes. I look at I look at I don't know if I'm in awe or something, but I look, yeah, five.

SPEAKER_14

I look at Valentine. You got it now. And two attacks.

SPEAKER_15

Son of a bitch. I'm sitting here like, why did I get oh that's because that next character I keep rattling on about is probably a monk.

SPEAKER_05

That's why I'll monk hasn't done shit.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, waity. I was gonna say, Wade is oh god.

SPEAKER_04

Your main role ain't really the fucking attack, though. I mean that means we can keep building.

SPEAKER_17

Okay. That's not bad.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, but now I'm just giving you now you just have another reason to run out of key points.

SPEAKER_05

Matt, see the only reason I was running out of key points before because I was helping JJ's dumbass out.

SPEAKER_14

Help him all less.

SPEAKER_15

I plan to.

SPEAKER_12

God, our party is dysfunctional in ways. Matt's like, you think?

SPEAKER_15

It's not meant to be a party.

SPEAKER_14

A party.

SPEAKER_15

Well, you're if let's say JJ doesn't get help and he dies all the time. Yes. We're hurting because sadly he's my main help in combat. Yes. So there's no we're fuck.

SPEAKER_14

Technically, Ryan is too. He does decent.

SPEAKER_15

Well, Ryan does pretty good too. Ryan does do good. Nick's iffy. Nick has had some.

SPEAKER_14

Nick is Nick's would need Nick's thing is controlled, and he's not being very controlly.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, give me more time. I'll make you some gauntlets. So you can literally fist people.

SPEAKER_12

And Jay's supposed to be building stuff, but there's days I think JJ's a hindrance to that.

SPEAKER_05

I'm my own hindrance too, because I have to ask him questions.

SPEAKER_17

Because artisticipers are basically at the DM's discretion.

SPEAKER_12

I don't think Matt's gonna tell you no unless it's something of God.

SPEAKER_15

He's told me no. Really? You can't build a nuke.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't ask to build a nuke. I did ask if it was possible. I didn't ask if it was possible. Okay, we had enough boom boom juice. Boom boom juice? Yes.

SPEAKER_11

He won't use the flaming liquid for something.

SPEAKER_15

I told him I want my Valiant's final weapon to be inspired by a stormbreaker. And he said, or he's like, Jay cannot make that. I can't make legendary items.

SPEAKER_07

I thought you could make legendary. You can't make artifacts.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Yeah, I can't make things that spam universes.

SPEAKER_15

Because it's it's val it's Valiant Tempest, the storm. I have to go to storm thing. You can make legendary. You can't make it off of your current stones. You need the next tier.

SPEAKER_07

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's the other thing I have trouble collecting too because of somebody.

SPEAKER_07

Well, you've only known about him for about an episode.

SPEAKER_05

An episode? Does that mean we're gonna start recording?

SPEAKER_15

Well, where's JJ? It would help me keep track of where the fuck we are. Where does JJ fucking hinder? Or is it his gapping or does he move on health? Or does he move on too quick? And health. I wouldn't say moving on too quick because he does like to search everything. I'm trying to just gauge or he's the hindrance to building shit. Moving on might be one thing. We do kind of unless you don't want to deal with them sometimes.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, probably that. Oh. Sometimes. Sometimes.

SPEAKER_09

You just need to have a plan when he goes on his smoke break, so then he can't really speed you up by anything.

SPEAKER_02

I try.

SPEAKER_11

I do I do I do chat with Ryan and he needs to do a better job of having a plan for stuff he wants to do once he's given items. Other than that.

SPEAKER_15

The problem with Mia is talking to me about that stuff is sometimes it takes it's one ear, not the other, because I just want to attack. A couple weeks to even think of what to do with it. I just want to attack it.

SPEAKER_07

And then it takes six months before we even get to something, so I forget what I was even planning. Yeah, you need to tell me what it is the moment you think about it, and then I'll write it down somewhere and remote. I did that once and look it, it actually worked. Yeah. You have a dog. Yeah, I have a dog. And Ryan has an amulet.

SPEAKER_04

Well, it just felt like he needed it.

SPEAKER_07

I did I didn't disagree with you. He's getting his bird in combat now.

SPEAKER_04

He has his trinket. And it's actually where the idea came from. What class is um Nick?

SPEAKER_07

A wizard? His class is Green Lantern. Okay.

SPEAKER_11

I mean it's a spin-off of a paladin and warlock.

SPEAKER_02

Him and me are completely homebrew.

SPEAKER_11

Oh. Three of you are homebrew.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, Final Fantasy technique.

SPEAKER_15

And then there's There is no Ryder class. And then there's Museum. Hell!

SPEAKER_05

How is that not like a subset of Rangers?

SPEAKER_07

They didn't even do it for the new rules set either.

SPEAKER_05

It still has that not like a subclass of Ranger.

SPEAKER_09

It's a subclass of fighter.

SPEAKER_04

Kinda! What?

SPEAKER_11

There's a per there's a Dragon Knight subclass that nobody liked. And people have used that.

SPEAKER_17

And that's just a part of fighter.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. That was in a different book. It wasn't even in a base a book that sold. It was uh was just a three e no, that was four.

SPEAKER_17

That was four.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

You know, I do kind of hate when I'm looking up stuff and it'll say this is oh, this is only a part of three e and it's no longer used. What?

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god. You know, reused material.

SPEAKER_17

Nobody wanted to read it.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. They tried to build they for the 2024 shit, they tried to rebuild it, do rebuild the system. Guess what? Nobody liked any of the rules, and they just repurposed fucking fourth edition.

SPEAKER_02

Making me blue screen. Oh god. Well, I'm trying to think, and they're it just goes back.

SPEAKER_15

They used 10 years of knowledge to say, oh, this is written poorly.

SPEAKER_11

We can rewrite this. Now things work better-ish.

SPEAKER_05

I suppose it doesn't help who's in control right now, does it? I mean, hey, we're just gonna sell it this way. Okay.

SPEAKER_15

The only thing though in our party that is gonna fucking kill us one day, if it's not JJ's decision sometimes, even though he's not even the leader, but his whatever he what decision is. It would also help you two not fucking with him. Fucking your entire group fucking with each other. I don't fuck with nobody. I just attack. You're the entire reason there's turtle soup. He started and I just jumped on the train.

SPEAKER_07

Well, you do roll the last campaign with fucking. Hey. No, you two, you no, you and you, I don't know. Wasn't it you and Nick really fucking with Jesse the last time around by putting the light on the stone and throwing it forward? That was all Nick.

SPEAKER_05

That was all Nick.

SPEAKER_04

I asked him about light power, and he's like, you nobody like that. Why did you do that? As soon as he did it, it's like, what are you doing? I don't fuck with nobody like that. That's not gonna let you take that back. No. No, I made sure. Like, are you doing this? Okay. I guess look at what are you doing? Worst I did was throw him into a mountain.

SPEAKER_15

And I didn't do it on purpose. I got it. It's the worst thought did. I know where they are. Hey. I'm not gonna miss the blue. For the most part, I'm in this case, white. Does he need one too? No. Or am I gonna force him to drink the remainder of it?

SPEAKER_06

No. Mike still got.

SPEAKER_15

I uh he still has more in his white can. Oh god. We just need we don't we don't have no legitimate healer, and that's gonna kill us one day. Yeah. That is gonna kill us.

SPEAKER_07

Well my creator. I'll I'll see what happens tomorrow, but my creator brain is starting to go, and I think I kind of know where I want to take the next arc.

SPEAKER_12

Ooh.

SPEAKER_07

So these last time.

SPEAKER_15

I don't think I've tried them yet. But it's like, oh my god, we don't we don't have a cleric.

SPEAKER_17

I swear to God, half our podcasts are just product placement.

SPEAKER_11

I mean, there's no product placement.

SPEAKER_17

We don't get paid for it.

SPEAKER_11

I can't see it.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I'm still waiting for that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Not here.

SPEAKER_15

We have a rogue, a barbarian, an artisphor, a fighter type mounted fighter, and a warlock mounted. Yeah. Like Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_11

And every other and an MPC every now and then again.

SPEAKER_15

We used to have a gnome.

SPEAKER_11

Another campaign.

SPEAKER_15

Used to have a gnome. You still have that to get the little mini. Yeah, it's on the card. It's in the cabin. Okay. He lives down here. He could play again, a bastard. We don't lap his ass.

SPEAKER_17

Hey, you want to do this? No. No. Well, fuck off. Keep playing NBA, bastard. No.

SPEAKER_05

Supposed to be my brother. No. Literally.

SPEAKER_13

No. Wanna do that? No. It was fun while it lasted, but we couldn't teach you math, I swear to God.

SPEAKER_17

And I'll have extra dice in my fucking box because of you. The day Matt.

SPEAKER_05

No, because every now and then they work.

SPEAKER_15

Matt ever see the Matt already admitted he. I can't even remember which ones are his. Matt already admitted he couldn't trust being fair, but you know, fuckface would shut up in Ain would play a fucking cleric and bake play. Dude, if you play again, you gotta play cleric.

SPEAKER_05

You know, my problem is if I were to make a cleric, I don't know what god I would go with.

SPEAKER_11

Every time I make a cleric on a He went from a druid to a cleric, by the way, because he liked one of the he didn't like his druid and liked his cleric. And he kept Moonbeam. That was what he's beam!

SPEAKER_15

That was the fucking joke. I remember the fucking joke. Moonbeam! Fucking shit, man. That fucking party was something.

SPEAKER_14

I need to find a mini though for the next combat.

SPEAKER_04

Moonbeam! What? There's probably more.

SPEAKER_15

I gotta find a mini.

SPEAKER_07

You already know what the next fight is. I already told you what it was. I love how he tells us six months ago. You're telling the right person because I won't remember. What did you get in the last episode?

SPEAKER_05

Next time on Dragon Ball Z.

SPEAKER_07

What did you find in the temple? What was the n what was the fucking necromancer wizard worshiping? An alien egg?

SPEAKER_15

Oh god. You're getting the fuck you're a xenomorph. A xenomorph. Oh boy. Well, you know that. Hold on. He's gonna f he's gonna fucking fall out of his chair during that fucking boss fight. Roll and seduce?

SPEAKER_05

What the hell is this?

SPEAKER_15

What? Never mind. You're gonna be like, Dean, are you dead ass on the show?

SPEAKER_05

Somehow Facebook opened up on me. I think the AI was listening or whatever.

SPEAKER_15

Dean, are you rolling to seduce the alien queen? Yes. There ain't gonna be no fight. Dodgers won.

SPEAKER_13

Hey Ty! One one. One game of beef.

SPEAKER_14

How big of a mini do you want? It needs to be sm round your guys' size. I know there's a couple on fucking Etsy.

SPEAKER_02

Etsy. That looks too much like a T-Rex, and that's a queen. We don't want a queen or a mother.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, what do you know? Our Wisconsin's quarterback has the same completion percentage as the score of the game.

SPEAKER_16

Zero.

SPEAKER_07

Seven of twenty-one.

SPEAKER_11

We lost seven of twenty-one.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no. They make face hugger minis too.

SPEAKER_11

No.

SPEAKER_02

But you are insects.

SPEAKER_15

That I could use. I have spiders. I thought she'd like a hornet and shit. I thought you had some bugs.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I have spiders. I don't have a.

SPEAKER_15

He's talking he could use the spider as a face.

SPEAKER_14

Just gotta paint it flesh-colored.

SPEAKER_02

Boy. He basically could take a scorpion with its tail down and that'd be your face hugger.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

I'm killing myself, I swear to God. If he ever uses fucking face huggers, the goddamn it's good, not gonna be a face hugger when you fight it. Oh. I was gonna say the did he eat the imp.

SPEAKER_17

Oh. Gas cloud.

SPEAKER_15

I'm just gonna no the fucking family guy clip of Peter with the raccoon gonna be on my phone ready if we ever have facehugger.

SPEAKER_16

That happened already. Holy crap, holy crap.

SPEAKER_07

Guess what that also means you're getting eventually.

SPEAKER_05

Do you not remember? He just talked about the scene where we threw the light at it.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, the alien. You're getting a xenomorph. Guess what that'll means you're getting eventually?

SPEAKER_15

Predator? Oh boy. Well, that's us fighting something with camouflage. Not good. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, Luku's gonna be relying on Ryan then.

SPEAKER_15

He does do Predator. Oh my god. I gotta someone's gonna set me up for it. Someone's gotta set me up for a line, man. Does he have special sight? No you smell. No Vel Are we gonna be in a jungle? Oh boy. Probably. This entire fucking continent is jungle. JJ. Valion, you're bleeding. I ain't got time to bleed. Yes! No, that's predator.

SPEAKER_13

That's predator. I ain't got time to bleed. Good stuff. Good stuff.

SPEAKER_02

I'm still sacrificing chickens. No, we're not gonna sacrifice no goddamn chickens.

SPEAKER_15

Why not? I forgot that Matt used inspiration from all sorts of my brain movies. I'm sorry. But we have a chokable. I'm still concerned about my comment.

SPEAKER_02

No, my brain just went, what would happen if a chokeable got face hugged? Oh boy.

SPEAKER_15

A chokeable xenomorph? I'm concerned about the fucking concerned about all we ever see are humanoid xenomorphs.

SPEAKER_12

Oh god.

SPEAKER_17

That's more of what I want to see in alien movies. Other species of xenomorphs.

SPEAKER_15

What? He wouldn't turns out to be a woman.

SPEAKER_03

No, then it'd be Shia.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. Let's pull a man posing as a woman. I beat that fucker. I'm gonna tell you right now, I beat that fucker.

SPEAKER_14

I'm just a secret arch enemy as a transvestite.

SPEAKER_15

Oh fuck. I beat that fucking Goro, and I swear to God, he fucking says Arch enemy. After you defeat Paul's for the trap. After I defeat Goro, a four-armed tiger man walks out to me. Now it's Kentaro.

SPEAKER_04

God damn it. Nope.

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Kentaro.

SPEAKER_14

You're gonna be rolling a lot. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

See what he does.

SPEAKER_15

Say that shit. You asked for it. I know I asked for it. I still want to see you fight the brain. That's gonna be fucking comedy. That is gonna be funny. That should be funny. It's just because he used that mini. That fucking truth. Hell, JJ fighting the fucking skull knights should be great.

SPEAKER_11

You're the only one that's actually fighting the thing that it actually is.

SPEAKER_05

That is such a donny thing to do. You know one of the things. Hey, no, you want to know one of the things he told me no for? I wanted to make a metalhead. Oh.

SPEAKER_02

You've watched Teenage Medium Turtles. You remember Metalhead, right?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Imagine that is our cleric. Oh god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17

That actually wouldn't work now to Metalhead Cleric.

SPEAKER_09

I don't even remember what Jesse's is.

SPEAKER_15

I thought of the Skull Knight. Or what do you mean?

SPEAKER_09

I don't remember what the name of the creature is. Oh. To justify I don't think it's a Death Knight.

SPEAKER_15

Well, there's gotta be ways you made it challenging, but still fair. So did you it was supposed to be something that opposes his natural No Symmetry.

SPEAKER_11

It was his was Symmetry? Yeah. Well I think I just think a Death Knight was too high level.

SPEAKER_09

I don't think it's actually Yeah, Death Knight is BCR17. It's not a death knight. That thing is the death knight.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the minotaur the fucking thing we were supposed to go against.

SPEAKER_09

At some point.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. Before we died from a dragon, I think it was.

SPEAKER_16

No, we didn't even die. The campaign died. Well, I'm just wondering if how JJ.

SPEAKER_02

Why are you fingering her forehead?

SPEAKER_12

Because of her hair kind of can flip back. It's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_02

But uh keep restyling her bangs.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. There you go.

SPEAKER_12

But uh I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_15

I'm curious to see how JJ's fucking fight is balanced. I wonder if they both got like because he don't got health. Death Knight?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. It looks like he's crazing the sun. Mocha.

SPEAKER_15

Can JJ run away? Or is he doing nowhere to run in his fight? He's in a room. Okay. Because if he can't run, he's in trouble. Okay, that should be our question.

SPEAKER_16

How big are the rooms we're fighting in? Can you give that away?

SPEAKER_09

I gotta get enough enough room that I can get five on there. Oh.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah, JJ ain't running away.

SPEAKER_15

Well, that's his thing. He always that's that's he has to run away. He gets hit once. So luckily.

SPEAKER_09

He will have stuff he can hide behind.

SPEAKER_15

JJ's act. JJ's fight should be like in a can help that the death knight can teleport.

SPEAKER_11

I'm calling it a death knight because I don't remember what it is. Fine, Skull Knight, how about that?

SPEAKER_17

There we go. No, he would love that too much, and he's gonna ask if it has a dog. A fox.

SPEAKER_11

He already has a dog.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that's right, it's a fox. Yep. It's an anime.

SPEAKER_06

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02

Fuck is that coming back? I thought it it was getting a season two.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know. They didn't say that.

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh. He's got a look now. He's like, what is it? What did I call it? Skull Knight? Death Knight?

SPEAKER_16

Gotta have knight in the name for you to be so predominantly knight.

SPEAKER_11

I wrote G knight.

SPEAKER_16

Good knight.

SPEAKER_05

Oh. Hey, what kind of spin on the story did you put on it? For what? The adversary he's going against.

SPEAKER_14

There's no stories.

SPEAKER_02

No story, it's just something that Devourer, Goro, Warlock, Goodnight.

SPEAKER_11

Gentlemen.

SPEAKER_04

Ryan still thinks this shit's gonna be so fucking hard.

SPEAKER_07

I told him today that he can't mount flame.

SPEAKER_09

That's how I'm gonna make it.

SPEAKER_05

It's the only way I can fight with two people, so the room's big enough to have it's not it's the only way I can guarantee the use of the gentleman's figures or features.

SPEAKER_07

And make the fight still fair. Because him, Ryan riding flame would negate all of the features of the character.

SPEAKER_15

Okay, so it's gotta be fair. It's gotta be a challenge, but fair.

SPEAKER_07

It means that I have to use disengage every turn because he's fighting two opponents. But oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

Every fight probably has like fair, but has like an element that challenges whatever your fucking class is, probably. Maybe. Like I guarantee mine has like a counter to what a barbarian does. Either that fucking thing is also the counter, it's just gonna be funny. He is also a barbarian and rages. Then it's just gonna be a never-ending fight of half damage. Which is entirely possible.

SPEAKER_07

Do you want me to tell you what how Goro's gonna fuck with you? Oh god.

SPEAKER_11

You'll forget by the time I play.

SPEAKER_13

It's not our fault.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god. Don't go back to that. Did you hit trade it again?

SPEAKER_03

Nope.

SPEAKER_02

Nope. That's not what I'm looking for. Oh god. What are you looking for? Looking for the name of the fucking night that uh link turns into. Oh god.

SPEAKER_06

That's got like a whole fucking locker screen there. Almost the damn screen. Yeah. So that's supposed to look past that. That's where all the stuff is that we don't need to know.

SPEAKER_07

So he gets two attacks, you get two attacks. Plus your fist if you decide to use it.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

His bonus action grapples you.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, for fuck's sake. See?

SPEAKER_07

I mean, grappling is still a contestion, so you still have to roll to contest it.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

However, once you're restrained, your speed is zero.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, he turned this into some kind of fucking MMA fight, a lord.

SPEAKER_07

Attack rolls against the creature have advantage, and the creature's attacks have disadvantage.

SPEAKER_15

Fabulous.

SPEAKER_09

And you have disadvantage on deck 30 saving throw. Probably not going to use much of that.

SPEAKER_15

He's going to be hugging me the whole time. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_16

Keep in mind he's got four arms, so we can put you at the bottom two.

SPEAKER_07

That was the thought process. Hugging you at the bottom two as he did in the Mortal Kombat movie, and then wails on you. Don't fight Goro in MMA. Nothing.

SPEAKER_15

He created a good scenario for me, though.

SPEAKER_16

All that did was remind me of the last Mortal Kombat movie came out where you have an MMA fighter fighting Goro.

SPEAKER_11

You can yours you can just look up and you find and you'll know what you're dealing with. You just don't know what to save is.

SPEAKER_16

No.

SPEAKER_15

You modified it.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Does it can it jump and latch onto him?

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_15

Damn. It's not a face hugger. Damn it, I don't get the fucking raccoon fight.

SPEAKER_02

No, it fans the raccoon fight.

SPEAKER_15

Where I can't survive. It's just there.

SPEAKER_02

You don't want me to be Peter.

SPEAKER_11

I forgot about that feature. I didn't use it. Huh? I forgot about that feature. I don't use it.

SPEAKER_16

The Devourer?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. So the one I am using is Devour Intellect.

SPEAKER_16

Oh.

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What?

SPEAKER_11

Intellect Devour targets one creature can see within 10 feet of that and that being that is out.

SPEAKER_05

Does its sight only reach out 10 feet?

SPEAKER_11

No. Damn it.

SPEAKER_07

It just has to be within 10 feet of the creature. To be fair, here's your argument for you. What is your character based off of? Donatello. What is he most known for? Tech. Being smart.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Etc. So intellective hour targets one creature it can see within 10 feet of it that has a brain.

SPEAKER_17

Our character has not been allowed to show its brain.

SPEAKER_07

The target must exceed on a DC blank intelligence saving throw against the magic or take eleven two d10 psychic damage. Also on a failure, roll three d6. If the total equals or exceeds the target's intelligence score, the score is reduced to zero. The target is stunned until it regains at least one point of intelligence.

SPEAKER_14

No, it's not. No, because your intelligence is pretty high, though.

SPEAKER_16

I can't remember it wasn't.

SPEAKER_14

That's 17 or 18. Pretty sure. That's what your character's based off of.

SPEAKER_16

I hope so.

SPEAKER_07

It's whatever your character is based off of. It may not be intelligence, it may be the wisdom base.

SPEAKER_16

No, because I can totally see me losing that fight by dropping to fucking zero intelligence.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you go. I said you're the only one that has a chance of being insta-dead.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I can only use that once.

SPEAKER_09

What? That's a it's once a day. It's a once-a-day feature.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god. Yeah, you're getting hogged.

SPEAKER_05

I'm losing my intelligence.

SPEAKER_14

The one I wasn't aware of is it has a skill called body.

SPEAKER_17

How did you meet us?

SPEAKER_11

The very same way. Oh, it hatches out of it. This is post-it becoming intellective hour. It was born as an intellect of hour in Baldur's Gate. That's how it was born. What?

SPEAKER_07

It literally literally contexted you as oh, a newborn. That was one of the words used in the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_17

It hatches out of it.

SPEAKER_07

That's not my fault. That was a new one.

SPEAKER_02

One of those things I was just skipping past, I think.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah. That was a new one.

SPEAKER_02

That's happening again and again and again because I keep making new characters. Hey, Dean, how about you play with us again?

SPEAKER_06

What? Oh, Baldur's game. I was like DND?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, Baldur's game.

SPEAKER_02

Oh.

SPEAKER_06

Great.

SPEAKER_17

Now what? That's literally something else from my phone.

SPEAKER_07

No, that's basically what it's doing, but it has the option of controlling you. Or birthing a new intellect power.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, great. That's how Donnie dies.

SPEAKER_07

Oh god. Don't die in this.

SPEAKER_03

Depends on how I roll.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I know how the scenarios end. You don't die. You get sent back to the entrance. You don't die, die. You fail the challenge. It's a challenge. These things aren't actually real.

SPEAKER_16

It's not how Donnie works either. He's died six times in the comedy.

SPEAKER_07

I designed all of these with the aspect of leveling up at some point. Level up. Yeah. What do you think the level up version of an intellect devourer is?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, no, yes! Don't do that to me. Mind player! Don't do that to me.

SPEAKER_04

No, you don't want to. I just realized. I fucking die. I ain't leaving the room. I get back up.

SPEAKER_10

I was You don't want to know what his level up version is. How do you level up Goro? Think about it. No, I don't know. You to fight it? He does.

SPEAKER_15

Here, I'm gonna hear it in the next room. Oh god.

SPEAKER_11

You're gonna everybody else was pretty easy. His was the hardest to come up with. I mean, Ryan's is the easiest. It's just a higher level.

SPEAKER_14

I know. That's a possibility.

SPEAKER_17

One of our boss fights is just fucking got to look. No!

SPEAKER_15

Well, yeah. Ryan's is just a level up version of his character.

SPEAKER_05

It makes the most sense to me.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Spellcaster is easy too for Nick. It's a tire level spellcaster. Yours was pretty easy too.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. I don't think he took much thought into oh much Jay gotta fight up braiding.

SPEAKER_07

If we fight his is the hardest Jay's or JJ's is probably the next hardest. It's like, what undead orbit skeleton thing do I want him to fight?

SPEAKER_15

If we ever fought a kaiju, we can have we can have the Thor Ragnarok. I already told you what the big bat is. This is what I thought you were gonna go with as far as uh I I mean I can make a Godzilla into a Tarask.

SPEAKER_05

Don't fucking do that.

SPEAKER_15

None we even no, not even as level 20, do I think our group could take them on? You did not watch Thor Ragnarok. You can't you think you can defeat me?

SPEAKER_12

I can't. You can't. I come out the fucking volcano. Yes, you're like, god damn it.

SPEAKER_05

Well, it's a good thing Matt's not Marvel because then we in some ways I'm worse.

SPEAKER_15

How I got into a volcano, I don't know. I don't know how I got in the volcano.

SPEAKER_07

I do.

SPEAKER_05

You saw a lava fucking a lava chick? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Dean roll a perception check. 20. You somehow found acid in the lava, you don't die.

SPEAKER_15

I'm just gonna go for a swim. I don't give a shit. That was still fucking legendary. I get sucked into the cube. What what's in there? Acid.

SPEAKER_13

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_15

I just didn't just didn't you have found a way.

SPEAKER_04

I was in the frog, dude.

SPEAKER_07

You found a way to get through all of that and still gotten almost killed by a hydropump.

SPEAKER_15

That was beefy. That attack was beefy.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not used to getting rocked. That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_15

I'm not used to getting rocked like that. I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04

What do you mean 20 points of damage? The fuck?

SPEAKER_15

I don't know if the I goes around half health and I get it. I wasn't raging yet. Okay. I got you before you raged. I would like I need to go on critical role when I got money and order that fucking rage shirt.

SPEAKER_12

It needs to be my DD shirt.

SPEAKER_15

Are you gonna say it the same way? I can't do it like the great Travis Willingham, but I can try when we do it. Give it your best shot.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not gonna. No, come on, give it your best shot. I can't.

SPEAKER_12

Oh God. How do I I can't do it? I don't know if I got it in me right now. Fuck. Well, are we ready to do this?

SPEAKER_15

You've heard Grog's voice enough. Well, I'd have to do my own valley on deeper my own valley on the stuff to use.

SPEAKER_13

I mean valley. Okay. What the fuck? Okay. 13. I would like to rage. I can't I can't go into it. I don't know. That's just your Kragan voice, cool.

SPEAKER_15

It's like I can't go. I gotta do them.

SPEAKER_16

You're making Matt do his Mercer impression.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god. Hey Matt, hey, what doesn't even do voices. When Drog came back into the story and Matt did his voice, it was ridiculous. I'm like, God, Matt's pretty good. He can do the whole cast, the male cast, at least.

SPEAKER_11

I don't know if we couldn't do the women cast, but speaking of which, we do have a pair. So there are three Disney princesses on record for being a part of Mighty Nine. We have three of them.

SPEAKER_06

What?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

There are three. There are three in the cast. There are legitimately three. Apparently, this is a mystery, a fourth one that they have unannounced. That came out in an interview. The girl doing the person doing Jester's mom is Princess Tiana. We kind of already knew that. We looked up her IMTV. I mean, now when is Mulan? She's Dyren. And then the girl that voices Moana is in. So that's three. There's a fourth.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my. I'm still wondering where about is going to be the cutoff for the first um the first season.

SPEAKER_12

Matt would probably have a better estimate on that with 10 episodes. Now that's that that's a lot to think about.

SPEAKER_15

You did tell me we I would not get I roughly no. You did say I would not get pirates yet.

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_15

There's a whole I watched a hour.

SPEAKER_07

They may get to the point of where they're on their way to pirates. Okay. That is kind of a stretch, but it's logical.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, and I know and I know you told me in the video that is Fjord's story, pretty much.

SPEAKER_07

You might get kind of on the way to certain things. You have to do circus, town attack. Tournament?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, don't tell him that.

SPEAKER_15

That's that's his favorite.

SPEAKER_07

It's a monster hunting tournament, it's fine.

SPEAKER_15

No, because I watched a it was like an hour and a half video of kind of like a roundup of Mighty Nine. It talked a good chunk of the campaign. So I got a good layout of what's there's stuff I don't know yet, so I don't want to know everything, but I know a good layout of what's all based on but they've also said they've changed things.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, they've changed the context I have. It's like I don't think.

SPEAKER_15

One thing he did say in the video, he said Matt might disagree because Matt being a playing in DM might have take issue with some things. But from when I watched the video, he did say Mighty Nine's final like boss is great. He said, if you watch anything, the last episode with fighting the final boss is great.

SPEAKER_07

But my brain remembered what's in between. I was trying I was trying to remember what happened in between the city and tournament to the next part.

SPEAKER_11

So what I'm remembering is they did the tournament, got them got the money, they do a mission for the gentleman, and that's how Molly dies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Molly has to be dead before they can go do pirates. Yeah. Because you get cadus. You need cadus. Yep.

SPEAKER_15

Yep. Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna fucking like that. I'm gonna like that scene too, because they played out a little bit of a scene, because apparently they when they meet Caduces, he like walks out of his little fucking wherever he's staying.

SPEAKER_12

Oh.

SPEAKER_15

They only have three cups.

SPEAKER_09

And it's funny.

SPEAKER_12

I'm gonna like him.

SPEAKER_09

That's one of Talison's things.

SPEAKER_12

I don't have enough cups.

SPEAKER_11

He did that on the spur-of-the-moment thing, and he didn't, and when Talison said, when he was thinking about the character, what is the character doing when they run into him? That was one of the things he was thinking about, and he was like, I what is my character doing? What is my character doing?

SPEAKER_07

Oh, he's making tea. He never had any concept for what he was doing, and tea became such a thing of that character the moment he did it.

SPEAKER_04

Tea.

SPEAKER_07

Turning dead people into tea.

SPEAKER_09

That was he's a cleric. He decomposes the bodies and does all the things. But he with the plant stuff that he has, he turns them into tea.

SPEAKER_07

That emerged out of thin air. Him doing it.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I've noticed a lot of shit though. He is good, he is one of the best improvisers, like on the spot.

SPEAKER_14

He's literally a gravekeeper, basically. His family is literally gravekeepers. Caduces.

SPEAKER_15

God, that's because but you I was curious though.

SPEAKER_09

Is it's not it's not as bad as the in-common thing is the Travis not forgetting his last name again.

SPEAKER_11

So when I told I told you the whole I told you the whole joke about Travis creating his dad being stone jaw strongjar.

SPEAKER_07

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, it's Lois Roll.

SPEAKER_14

You're last.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yay!

SPEAKER_04

Wait, why is that the only time I roll a 20?

SPEAKER_14

You went first last time, so it's fair.

SPEAKER_12

Went for oh, okay.

SPEAKER_11

So Ford is an orphan.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

So they do the whole Game of Thrones thing of where whatever just giving you a random last name for whatever it's. But Game of Thrones, it's what the location tells you what your last name is, and then everybody knows. His last name is Stone. Because that's what just was given to him. So Fjord Stone.

SPEAKER_07

Tallison Winton created an entire backstory for the character, not knowing Fjord's last name.

SPEAKER_14

So it his Caduceus' name is Cadusa's Clay.

SPEAKER_12

Yep.

SPEAKER_09

And he is his family, is one of three.

SPEAKER_14

I think it's helicopter. It's really really close because it's gotta go to the hospital.

SPEAKER_15

So he created the backstory of there are three.

SPEAKER_05

I don't even know if it picked that up, but that was a weird fucking sound to just hear. 10:30 at night.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So he creates three families: the Clay family, which is his, the Smoke family, and the Stone family. Not knowing Travis's character's last name. And he said his name multiple times, and like four episodes in, finally something clicked in Travis's plane.

SPEAKER_11

It's like, wait, what were the three families again? My last name was Stone. And that didn't click it either when he was doing because he just never used his last name.

SPEAKER_09

But he's not a member of the family because obviously he was adopted and just gave him the name, but it was just like, fuck.

SPEAKER_15

No, it's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_09

Travis doesn't remember last games because he never uses them.

SPEAKER_15

That's kind of something our group would do. Uh-huh. I was uh telling you before, the the big bad, the final boss of Mighty Nine is loved by a lot.

SPEAKER_12

They say that episode's great when they're fighting the final boss.

SPEAKER_15

But see, Matt has issues with it. The guy in the video was hyping it up like it's the greatest thing ever. That final boss.

SPEAKER_11

It's fun. And the artwork is gonna be great. But it was rushed in the fucking game. And it did not play off very well. Partially because of COVID, partially because of story reasons.

SPEAKER_15

And I am happy though. God, you I'm gonna need to watch it to fully get it, cuz Molly Mox's fucking story is just what story?

SPEAKER_14

He doesn't remember who he is.

SPEAKER_15

That's what I remember when I yeah, I'm like, oh, you're because the joke is at the when they beat the whatever. If Caduxis uses a spell or something that apparently has never worked often or something, they bring Molly back or something. Or a Molly, you know what I'm saying? I didn't understand what the video was really. Uh remember, you watched it. I was just watching a kind of a recap roughly. You can play the clerics, so you know of how clerics have the uh he'll say the spell name and I'll know. It's not the channel divinity, it's the it's miracle or something. Not miracle. I was gonna say it, you know what it's like. The miracle spell where you have to roll under your level for it to get to work. Divine intervention. Yep, that's the spell.

SPEAKER_07

Yep. Clerics have the ability to use divine intervention, but you have to roll on a D100 under your level for it to succeed.

SPEAKER_15

Apparently it he used it a couple times, it wasn't working the whole campaign. The funny part was is that Jester did it twice in X as he did twice.

SPEAKER_11

Jester got it to work both times that she tried it. Cadus had tried it multiple times and it never worked.

SPEAKER_16

And the funny part was that he uses necromancer can't do it, but the one who's no call.

SPEAKER_15

What season do I get the Jester offering the witch lady the cupcake? That's apparently the best moment of the entire campaign. Yes, it is. That was the greatest roleplay I've ever seen. This cupcake of goodness? What's it called?

SPEAKER_17

What she called it? Dean obviously hasn't sent you enough of his gay videos. What?

SPEAKER_15

Dust of deliciousness. He said that's the best roleplay he's ever seen. With the dust of deliciousness. Yep. I remember now, and I was like, oh, it was no, that's nope, nope. That is has that is not story, I believe. What the dust cupcake and they're helping not there? Ain't that something with not? No? Okay, I was getting it mixed up.

SPEAKER_12

Once I mix it up. I thought that was not.

SPEAKER_15

That's a that's Beauregard backstory, actually.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, okay. Okay, okay. I was like, huh? Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Oh Sam.

SPEAKER_03

Oh Sam. Stumbling on. Huh? 16. What did you roll? 13.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck off. It never goes this way.

SPEAKER_15

So it's still. You know, this is a normal size D20. I have seen monstrous fucking D20s, man. Like, why does it need to be that big? Like, there's one right over there. That's the Mighty 9 one, I think. The orange one, ain't that a Mighty Nine one?

SPEAKER_12

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_07

So I start off. Yep. You can piss Dean off right away.

SPEAKER_06

I understand this.

SPEAKER_15

Unless you're using your one that's no, that's two sets. No, no, my ten and nine are both in the same franchise.

SPEAKER_11

I'm getting my double right out of the way. Oh. But I just know I have a feeling one of one of if not both of these are going to be on your list. On mine? Yeah. Oh boy. It could be.

SPEAKER_12

Enough out of you.

SPEAKER_08

That's not mine this time.

SPEAKER_12

I don't think it was mine. I don't know. We heard a stomach. I swear to God it was a stomach.

SPEAKER_11

Tanjiro and Giro against Sakasa. Okay. Okay. Number 10.

unknown

Wait.

SPEAKER_15

Cindy Castro. No, it's not. It's not. It is not. I said one of the two. Okay. I said one of the two. Oh, one of the two.

SPEAKER_11

My ten and nine.

SPEAKER_15

That's my ten.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Okay. Okay. Okay. That makes sense then.

SPEAKER_07

Recently added recently on and already on top ten. Because it was peak.

SPEAKER_17

It was peak. Mine happened a long enough time ago. I barely remember what happened. Animation. And it's the one that caused me to ask you the question. What the fuck? Just a spiller. Yugi versus the Pharaoh.

SPEAKER_15

That's not the one you cheated on? I don't get it.

SPEAKER_11

That's a duel. I guess it's a duel.

SPEAKER_15

I guess you can kind of.

SPEAKER_05

Because when we when I think of fights, I'm thinking of something, you know, physical qualifications.

SPEAKER_15

It was never announced. Our top ten is top ten anime fights because if we just went in, we didn't announce what it was. You rolled. You never went into it. Never did. Nope. You didn't even announce it at the beginning either. Normally I do, but here's what we have. Because I'm getting used to saying random bullshit in the title. Because that's no unless we have a we used to have kind of been adding it into our title. We used to have all our episodes. Matt kind of laid them all out, but lately we ain't really had enough to yap about to fucking have any plot points. So we kind of just gotta wait.

SPEAKER_11

You guys have been seeing the movies ahead of time.

SPEAKER_15

I can't really and instead of me. What's the next oh Predator would be the next time we've probably all seen one? Which is a couple weeks. Yep.

SPEAKER_13

Oh, and by the way, that con got postponed.

SPEAKER_15

So totally free weekend.

unknown

Yep.

SPEAKER_15

Postponed till next year. They were they rushed it, and the government shut down stuff's affecting some things, and they don't feel it's gonna be as good. So they're still doing it, but not until next year, around the same time. So I'm free, completely free weekend. Pardon me, I'm sad, but at the same time, I save money. So I'll take it, kinda. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

So when you won't save money yourself, the government forces you to save your money.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

They didn't cancel it, it just got postponed.

SPEAKER_16

Actually, it works for me as well.

unknown

All right.

SPEAKER_16

Oh, wait, no, it's right. I did mine.

SPEAKER_17

Yeah. I couldn't talk about it as much because it's been so long. But it did kind of cheap because I had to ask the question. What constitutes a fight for you?

SPEAKER_15

Have most of my oh yeah, my list is kind of weird because I got a lot of I got the list that is I got the fucking.

SPEAKER_05

Is this the weird one?

SPEAKER_15

You're the one who's not weird, not weird being weird. You're gonna know what they are, but I got like slash a lot. Not necessarily a tie, but one I want to give another a shout out.

SPEAKER_17

It literally says versus okay.

SPEAKER_15

Like my 10 is probably a lot higher on a lot of other people's. No, this one's actually a legit tie because I had to put that one in there. But um That is not as good. Kakashi versus Obito from Naruto. Shepune. I don't have a Naruto one on here. Damn! Damn! I didn't watch all the Naruto. I know JJ would have some. I just like that one for the uh when I was looking at other lists like Naruto versus Sasuke is a very high one on a lot of people. That's I don't like Sasuke that much, so I can't never fucking like Sasuke. But I like the because Takashi and Obito are childhood friends, so it's a lot of good emotional impact to their fight that he's kind of orchestrating everything in the fourth ninja war and stuff.

SPEAKER_12

Well, Matara's helping too, but Obito is a big part of it. And the animation in that fight is just so fucking fucking peak. I love it. It's a tie with a manga fight, actually, from Windbreaker. And this would be in the third season. That is Sakura versus Yamato Endo. That is just manga. That's straight manga, but it's peak. I'm gonna love that season if it ever gets okay for a season three. There we go. I'm gonna love that arc.

SPEAKER_15

The Niroshi arc. It's gonna be nothing but action. It's kind of like their big fight arc and shit. I'm gonna love that arc.

SPEAKER_06

Ume's got a good fight too in there. It's kind of probably in there too. But I had to pick in between the two would be tough. But yes.

SPEAKER_15

There, I had a manga fight.

SPEAKER_12

That's the recent.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, my list could have been completely different if I added manga.

SPEAKER_11

Alright. So my number nine is Ring Goku versus Akaso and we can train.

SPEAKER_15

Well, you know that one's on mine.

SPEAKER_11

Yep.

SPEAKER_15

That one almost made the list.

SPEAKER_11

I know.

SPEAKER_15

Jay was probably like, that's on Dean somewhere.

SPEAKER_11

That was the one. That was the one I banked on being on your list. I didn't.

SPEAKER_16

That one almost made the list. I don't I don't Yeah, I don't.

SPEAKER_11

Still hits me in the feels every time.

SPEAKER_15

When you think you're not good enough, set your heart ablaze. It's written on my pop. You didn't lose. What? You lose. We fight you.

SPEAKER_05

And then they gave us that fucking backstory. We fight you demons when you have the advantage.

SPEAKER_17

No, no, he's a character I actually hated right up until fucking Infinity Casper. Fucking bastard. What do you mean? That's Mr. Okage.

SPEAKER_15

And his father.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I don't care. I still am gonna say that he should do more. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_12

I punched the criminal, I beat the criminal out of you.

SPEAKER_02

Number nine. This one he's actually talked about before. Pink and vs. Charizard.

SPEAKER_15

I almost put it on mine. How the fuck is that on? I'm a little surprised. Good.

SPEAKER_17

How's that on my list? It's the same thing for you. That music played.

SPEAKER_15

It's nostalgia overload. But it's aura farming. You're not as I can't like aura.

SPEAKER_04

You're not as into the aura farming as me. Oh no. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

I have two on mine that you consider aura. You're just gonna have to wait for the second one.

SPEAKER_03

Hmm. Hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Now you're thinking, because like, what is it? What is it?

SPEAKER_15

It ain't gonna be none of my it ain't probably gonna be one of my goats, because I already know you're like, I'm not gonna put one of his goats on there.

SPEAKER_02

Do I even have to explain why that one's up there? No. No? You have fucking Pikachu trying his best to beat him.

SPEAKER_15

That's the essence of Pikachu and Ash.

SPEAKER_12

Trying to I can quote Leon's whole speech there. Nobody would fault you if he did.

SPEAKER_05

Charizard, let's have a champion tie. Turn into one of your only favorite Pokemon characters.

SPEAKER_15

Leon. I have told you I love Pokemon. I just not as big of a fan as like a JJ would say. That's kind of that's what I always do. I hate myself because I bought the game. And I'm playing it.

SPEAKER_02

I do enjoy the game for the battle system.

SPEAKER_17

How'd you have to how'd you buy the game?

SPEAKER_16

Did you have did you get money?

SPEAKER_12

Well, I had the money. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_16

I'm like It's one of those things where I shouldn't have bought it, but I did.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, like I shouldn't have.

SPEAKER_05

Well, considering the fucking price for what we got, yeah, I shouldn't have bought it.

SPEAKER_12

Yep.

SPEAKER_05

At least I didn't buy the DLC.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. I just bought the game. But it's still bad because of how much it is.

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. It's tough.

SPEAKER_02

It's tough.

SPEAKER_15

And I have for alligator. Thinks of me.

SPEAKER_02

It looks like a goddamn toadodile when he mega evolves.

SPEAKER_06

Jay, that's Dean's favorite Pokemon.

SPEAKER_02

You're damn right it is.

SPEAKER_15

No, he does. Like a red-headed fucking toadile. When he mega evolves. Oh, I got down and it looks like a totodile. I gotta remember you do like Pokemon too. I'm like, no, no, no, he's a Digimon guy. You're like, I like both. I like both. Yeah, I do, except the other one higher. Well, I seen a first.

SPEAKER_12

I've seen a post Brock likes Digimon more too, and I'm gonna have a fucking argument with him next time.

SPEAKER_15

Why? How do you not understand? What? Anime-wise, Digimon is better. What has more sales? I don't fucking care about sales.

SPEAKER_05

If I was someone who cared about sales, I wouldn't like jack shit. Because I'd be controlled by everything else. We're on your number two, sir.

SPEAKER_15

I got number nine. I got your second.

SPEAKER_12

My number oh fuck. What is my number nine? What the fuck? Oh, my number nine ain't even fucking is only not quite animated yet. Not till season three, but it's from Bleach. It's it's pretty much three people to Gote 13 versus Gerard Falky. Great stuff. Good stuff. That's when Bitkin Pop she uses Bonkeye. Oh damn. Damn, I gotta get I gotta get back into it. Fucking Dean, I'm not bashing Pokemon. Get get your head back into it.

SPEAKER_02

Who's your fucking main Pokemon right there, Pyro?

SPEAKER_16

Before he actually turns this into a real fight.

SPEAKER_14

Kenshin Hamura vs. Makoto Shizhu.

SPEAKER_16

Yay! You're gonna make him start saying the name again.

SPEAKER_02

He's gonna have flashbacks. He's gonna wake up in bed tonight, Makoto Shizhu.

SPEAKER_10

No reason, explanation, nothing. Okay, okay. It's my number one favorite anime. One of the fights was gonna be in the number.

SPEAKER_02

I don't have a number one anime.

SPEAKER_05

That's probably the worst thing about me. I like it too goddamn much.

SPEAKER_11

You do according to the podcast.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I'm just that kind of guy.

SPEAKER_02

I'm open-minded, just not so open-minded.

SPEAKER_05

What can we put as number eight? Let's go with Tatsumi vs.

SPEAKER_02

Boodle. I like those rivalries.

SPEAKER_09

Which one's that one?

SPEAKER_02

Akame Gakel?

SPEAKER_16

They kind of have a similar suit thing going on, except one got his suit from a gay guy that D Nami likes.

SPEAKER_05

I got nothing out of him. I shut him up with Pokemon. Come on! Go back to your master.

SPEAKER_06

No. She'd make me happy.

SPEAKER_02

That's the point.

SPEAKER_06

We're on eight.

SPEAKER_02

She found your heart.

SPEAKER_12

We're on eight.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, eight.

SPEAKER_12

This is here. There's Saitama. Saitama versus Boros slash Garo. I couldn't pick which one I like better. Garo's manga.

SPEAKER_16

See, that's where I fucked up. I didn't put any mangas and that hasn't been animated yet.

SPEAKER_12

Garo and season three is being animated, but I don't know if they're gonna get to their fight, and season three is not getting good reviews because animation's not that good.

SPEAKER_05

What the fuck kind of gift shit are they doing? I seen one thing where he's animated, dude's animated sliding down the hill, and it's just one motion. He's just what?

SPEAKER_12

That's the type of animation they're really using. It's not the greatest. Well, one punch man started with Madhouse, did season one, and then they just started going downhill. Downhill. Who's doing this season? I'm not sure. I think it it's I think it's JC Staff again. They did they did two. JC staff ain't bad, but for one punch man, you gotta bring your A game. You gotta bring the A game. Gotta bring the A game.

SPEAKER_02

I think they like to do the fucking uh motion lines.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So they gotta do that. Seven?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. This is the one that you triggered because I was talking to you.

SPEAKER_12

E triggered.

SPEAKER_11

Vox Machina versus Brimsife.

SPEAKER_04

Hey!

SPEAKER_12

I take it.

SPEAKER_11

Dragon one.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I love Vox Machina. I never won't get mad at it. I did call that one. That's my favorite fight in the thing, because I don't like I don't. I did call that one. When he told me you said that, I was like, it's gonna be Vox.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, I had to remember all of them.

SPEAKER_16

It's like I didn't really like a lot of the next one, probably would be Vox Machina and the Sphinx against I I think my favorite fight in Vox is Grog versus his mentor. He's learning to use the uh gauntlets, I believe it is.

unknown

Huh?

SPEAKER_11

The killbox? That is one of them. That's the second best I would like to rage moment. But you got it in the first one, so I like the dragons better.

SPEAKER_03

Next one. Seven.

SPEAKER_02

This one doesn't count as canon to the universe. So he probably doesn't even know what happened.

SPEAKER_17

Goku Blue versus Goku Super Chan 4. He's an awesome fucking superhero's side store that they use just to fucking sell cards. Everybody wants it to happen, but it only happens there, and it's not on Canon.

SPEAKER_02

Kinda sucks who they made more powerful, though it wasn't the Universal who turned Super Saiyan 4.

SPEAKER_17

Now we got Dymo, so who knows how that power shifted.

SPEAKER_02

I don't even want to say one of the ones on my list now because I disappointed him so much.

SPEAKER_12

Oh moderate versus a guy. One piece.

SPEAKER_15

See, that's how much I fucked you up. Because you make me think like I'm a second-class citizen liking Pokemon. You detected yourself. You took it personally again. Kinda. Yeah, I do that a lot. I'm sorry, I think Digimon's lame shooting. I swear to God, the oldest.

SPEAKER_14

I mean, I can, but I got an Earth gun over there.

SPEAKER_15

You know what? Actually, to be honest, sometimes I just gotta remember you know what will make me feel better. I gotta realize people are gonna have different tastes in the like I said right there. And I feel better when I said, sorry, I think Digimon's lame. You're like, Dean, you have every right to say that, dude.

SPEAKER_02

You didn't vibe with Digimon.

SPEAKER_15

You get what I'm saying? It's like, Dean, you have every right to say that. You pulled in your thoughts. You think I'm gonna like offend, I don't want to offend you. And I'm like, Dean, that's your opinion. I'm not even opposing you because what do I like? I like Pokemon too. Right.

SPEAKER_17

I can't even name my favorite fucking Pokemon. That's how bad it is.

SPEAKER_15

Oh no! See, look, now he's got out of movies getting better if he's got the gun. Is it your fault? Why is it my fault? Because he's not even gonna name at you.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, dude, yo, dude, yo, dude, yo, dude.

SPEAKER_15

No, fuck no. Hey, he knows he's gotta bring out the gun when I mixed up one piece of Naruto. I think you straight shot his nipple. Oh god. Yes, I'm getting shot, people. Bring it. Oh but okay. Madra versus Guy. That's probably my favorite. Because fight guy has gone up my that that's the gates fight, isn't it?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, that's where he uses the gates, and he gets put in a wheelchair.

SPEAKER_05

See, I had that mixed up in my head because for some reason I thought the uh Rock Lee tried using the gates in his fight against Gara? Gara.

SPEAKER_15

He took his he took his weight, he took his weights off. He took his weights off. I don't think he used any of the gates yet. No.

SPEAKER_02

He doesn't use the gates by Gara. He did use.

SPEAKER_15

He'd used a couple, he used a couple of the first ones.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

But he doesn't actually use the gates fully until Boroto. Because the part of that fight is it gives you guys whole backstory, and you understand why he likes Lee so much. Because he was pretty much Lee growing up. He couldn't use any of the type other jutsu. He can only use Taijutsu. He only had hands. And guy's like, fine, I'll give you these hands then. And he gets the praise of Madara. It's like, you're the strongest I've ever fought.

SPEAKER_09

It's the only bullet I have done here.

SPEAKER_15

Yes, that is praise right there.

SPEAKER_09

That's poise.

SPEAKER_06

It's tough, it's tough.

SPEAKER_02

Did they just pop off on their own? Yes. They got excited. And we're like, we're gonna fire off on our own.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

What did I say tonight?

SPEAKER_07

My next one, All Might versus All for One.

SPEAKER_12

Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. That's my six. So. That's the next one? Yeah, it's my yep. That would be my six, so I might as well just say that. We're in the same boat for that one almost. So I would have I'd see you saying that next.

SPEAKER_15

That's a good first one, right? All might's kind of last fight because they kind of fight again in the last season when he's got his fucking robot suit. But no, that's a good fight.

SPEAKER_05

Iron All Might?

SPEAKER_15

Yep. Iron All Might.

SPEAKER_05

They like calling it.

SPEAKER_15

I like that one because the emotional for Deku's epilogue. Yep, yep. That had that Horikoshi was pretty much forced to write that epilogue because everyone was pissed that he didn't get with Ochako. So he had he didn't do enough. He really didn't. That was your six?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

That's fucking funny. You said that was that was your six, too? That is also my six, yes.

SPEAKER_17

That's what I guess what my six is. And it's actually further back in fights. Oh god. All might versus Nomu. That was one of the that was that was another one of those.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that's at the training arc. Yeah. Where he put where the kids are training and uh no mu show up.

SPEAKER_12

And all might's like, okay, I'll find his own up.

SPEAKER_05

No, but to me, the first fight that he actually struggled to fight.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, well, he's he's he's got still got that wound.

SPEAKER_15

Struggled. He did struggle, but not like struggled in terms of power level. He still got off thousands of fists before. But no, I like I like the emotional impact of all for one and all mite because when he when All Might's tiny again and he points off and he's kind of he's symbolizing to Deku it's his time now and stuff. I like them passing the torch moments. So that's part of the reason it's up there for me.

SPEAKER_12

And I like all for one as a shown as a modern villain too. He's up there.

SPEAKER_11

I guess I go back because we already got his 666.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. If it's if it's oh no. Well, oh yeah, it was kind of we already dealt with our demons. Does that make MH8 our fucking Jay had an all-might one, too, so I guess it kind of works like that.

SPEAKER_07

I'm curious to see if this fight is on yours or if this franchise is in yours.

SPEAKER_11

Uh I'm more worried about you than him at this point.

SPEAKER_16

Uh my lists never count.

SPEAKER_11

I know my four isn't on any of yours. I doubt my three is. My one may be on yours. But I know my two, three, four, and four are not. Yeah. So free run.

SPEAKER_15

Versus Aura? Yeah, yeah. Okay. But you're using it as a whole thing. I'm using technically. They're all fighting at the same time. They worked all around each other, but they're basically the fights are the same. That's a good one. That's where you get the her voice act actress's most written quote on shit. Aura, kill yourself.

SPEAKER_11

Just the entire thought out of revealing how thought out Freerin has thought about killing demons. Just to reveal that. It's like, I'm gonna dumb it down so everybody thinks I'm an idiot.

SPEAKER_15

Yep, yep, yeah, yeah. That's the that's the charm of Freerun, though. When it first starts, it starts with a great. You think it's gonna be like a story-based slice of life, but when it wants to go action-y, it's fucking great when it wants it's love it.

SPEAKER_02

Next this is the one I didn't want to say. It's gonna fuck with him. Okay, though he loves the character.

SPEAKER_17

Marcus versus Craniumon.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, he's just aimed it at you just in case. Oh, Digimon. Yeah, but then no Digimon.

SPEAKER_13

I can't trigger him because he doesn't know what the fuck. I had to say Digimon. So I know Ty and Agumon and shit.

SPEAKER_05

Marcus use your favorite Digimon main character because he punches Digimon.

SPEAKER_13

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05

Well, this is a mega-level fucking Digimon. Marcus goes and punches to save his fucking Digimon.

SPEAKER_13

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

He literally uses his Digitama, who whatever the hell that fucking cube shit that shows up around his hand, punches a motherfucking giant ass sword and stops it from killing his Digimon.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

And literally takes on a megaplus, almost mega plus level Digimon. A holy night Digimon at that.

SPEAKER_15

A holy night digimon. Yeah, you know the ones that are basically the super powerful fuckers. Oh, yeah, or basically humanoids.

SPEAKER_13

Uh-huh. That is God.

SPEAKER_15

That is punching a Digimon.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_15

No, I'm just saying that might be because we have talked about it when I'm in a good mood.

SPEAKER_17

You're talking about your boys.

SPEAKER_15

No, I'm talking about my where my disconnect with Digimon when you said Dean, you probably don't like them nonsensical animations that don't make sense to you because it's like you were we talked about that because you were trying to like, because you have a good talent of putting yourself in my mindset.

SPEAKER_05

I know there's one season which I it took away from me until I actually came back to it to fully get into the story.

SPEAKER_17

Right. The spirit of Digivolutions. You wouldn't care for a shit. Yeah. The spirit concept you would like.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

Nobody liked it when it first came out.

SPEAKER_11

No, I understand why.

SPEAKER_15

It was definitely, but it felt it got rid of the whole partner thing. It was just humans. Did you watch Digimon as a kid too? Yeah. That was another part. That's another reason to watch it.

SPEAKER_17

I watched Pokemon, I watched Digimon, I watched Yu-Gi-Oh!

SPEAKER_15

I watched Metabots. I watched a lot. I watched Pokemon Mega Man. I watched Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh! I never liked the game one. Yeah, that was the one great. I never watched Digimon as a kid. I don't have like as I I never didn't. I think I don't know if I watched a full episode because it was that Spider-Man, Pokemon. When I think about it. I'm not gonna say it's that because it's probably not something you vibed with, Rajan. I I might have watched them, I don't remember watching any.

SPEAKER_05

I watched the actual show before I ever got the movie, and the movie is what kick-started me into fandom.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

Because if you watch that movie with the soundtrack, you're like, oh yeah, that's the shit.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. Digimon dealt with real life more. Real life scenarios.

SPEAKER_15

I have had this, and I I've had this talk with Jay on multiple occasions. The reason why it's interesting because I'm one of those people in real life who doesn't it people.

SPEAKER_11

You triggered an honorable mention for me now. Thanks.

SPEAKER_05

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_11

Despite playing the playlist, I didn't even think about the think about the movie at all.

SPEAKER_02

Digimon?

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

The uh Armageddon.

SPEAKER_07

Omni Mon vs.

SPEAKER_16

Yeah. That's a great fucking fight. Did it?

SPEAKER_11

The newest one is where the that is still rated as one a top five soundtrack to a lot of people. Yes. That's why I was putting the songs on it.

SPEAKER_05

I don't like the ending of Digimon Tribe because it's all about becoming an adult and losing your childhood. I can't I can't watch it. I can't. Digimon did something Pokemon would never do.

SPEAKER_15

Kill people?

SPEAKER_17

Well, aside from that, Digimon kills Digimon.

SPEAKER_06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_17

Pokemon does it has stories where Pokemon have died, but they don't actually show you Pokemon dying. You just take them to the Pokecenter and they're fine.

SPEAKER_09

Just take them to the town upstate.

SPEAKER_04

Mexico, everyone.

SPEAKER_05

You only have to pay for a spleen. Basically, Digimon said, Alright, you're an adult now. You don't get your childhood anymore. You're you're Digimon, you have to forget about your Digimon.

SPEAKER_15

Bye-bye. Is this going in the I I swear to God, you started a thought but got sidetracked, or you're going back to your thought? You had said something while you vibe with Digimon. You started with people. People. You said people, then you got sidetracked. I was curious what your thoughts are.

SPEAKER_05

The real life aspect. I can vibe with it because I can live my life through it versus haven't actually live a real life.

SPEAKER_11

Digimon, I would consider as kiddish concepts, but it dealt with more real life and season is considered one of the darkest.

SPEAKER_05

Digimon tamers. Geomon.

SPEAKER_10

That one is very dark. Figuratively and literally.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I'm curious if Matt can, because everyone will just say the created the fucking meme of, oh, if you have a Leomon as a partner, you're basically dead. Right. Like, everyone usually says, like, even no, Jay could elaborate even more, but then I always ask, like, all the positive points that Digimon has, what made Pokemon such a fucking worldwide phenomenon? Cute? Without saying cute. Or is it just cute? I don't uh.

SPEAKER_04

You get what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_16

Well, now it's struggling because it just wants to be a money grubber, but it never fails on merchandising.

SPEAKER_11

Technically the first one is an isekai too. By definition. So there was the first one? The Frontier. Technically, that is an isekai too. Transported to the digital land.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, Digimon.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. Oh boy. So it's like that that that did hit, that was one a first of a genre.

SPEAKER_17

So and you know me an isekai.

SPEAKER_11

So there is that.

SPEAKER_17

It's not even on purpose that I like those.

SPEAKER_15

I said this. The only reason I slime is an isekai. I love it. Overlord Isakai, I love it. You like slime for a different reason. Because that's my men. That's my low-key Bemboy man, whatever you want to call him.

SPEAKER_07

I'm trying to sell you on what separates, I'm trying to sell you on what separates it from Pokemon. So, Izakai, you got your genre to a degree.

SPEAKER_11

The monster's talking was also a selling point. Yeah. You had more voiceover and more scatter versus just pika pika.

SPEAKER_15

And the fucked up thing everybody loves pika pika. Pika pika.

SPEAKER_02

But it's like Digimon wasn't set in stone on what it could be. You could change it up and be anything. For fucking, you had Digimon Ghosts. That was another dark one.

SPEAKER_11

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_16

Their newest one, Beat Break. That one's also a pretty dark story.

SPEAKER_11

The main character is Digimon's not afraid to deal with grown-up or darker consoles. Which is kind of where it's like Pokemon. It's not trying to be Pokemon. It's Pokemon.

SPEAKER_15

But they only really do it in the movies.

SPEAKER_14

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_14

Mm-hmm. So there's your selling points.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. I just, it's, it's, it's, it's meant for kids. They're they're similar in ways that are always kind of compared.

SPEAKER_07

Even though they did did enough deviation where it's like, we're not the same. We're doing things differently.

SPEAKER_15

Well, I always ask, like, trying to compare their two games right now, Pokemon ZA and Time Strangers. Only because I asked him because I this is a while ago. But it's like I always sit there like because they're similar. And I I understand the whole slightly more mature themes and like Digimon and stuff. Then I always say and I don't I'm not saying Digimon is not popular. It has its popular, but in in comparison to what Pokemon is world worldwide, it's not even fucking close. So I all Pokemon is one of the biggest franchises of all time. And you get what I'm saying? I always sit there like damn. Because without cute. I know cute's a big thing.

SPEAKER_17

Because Pokemon enjoy Digimon started out as Tomagachi.

SPEAKER_11

That's the thing. Pokemon started as a gotcha, sold better. Everything was designed to be cute.

SPEAKER_02

It was designed to be sold. It's on not as much. Yeah. Right, right. I mean, they have merchandise, they have things that can be sold. But you really have to fucking look for it or live in Japan.

SPEAKER_11

Pokemon is gotcha's collectibles. Pokemon is more designed to be, or Digimon is more designed to be action figure-y?

SPEAKER_02

I've read that they they have the fucking figure set about.

SPEAKER_15

Right. Yeah. I've read that in Japan it's a little closer. Digimon has a little bit more, like you talk about the states or Pokemon just ridiculously more popular, but Pokemon's still more popular in Japan, but it's a little closer.

SPEAKER_16

Japan has all the Digimon. America only gets the fucking anime release Digimon, so it's very limited.

SPEAKER_11

Japan I think Gundam and Pokemon is closer in Japan than I think Gundam Pokemon is to Digimon.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, Gundam is Gundam's God tier over there. Yeah. I am not a big mech person unless it's Gurren Lagan. It's a war. They have a Gurren Lagan Gundam. Oh, speaking of honorable mention. Oh my god, Ryan. Son of a bitch, I don't have any of those fights on. Ryan would be ashamed of me. He'd be ashamed of me. You don't have Gurin Lagan? No, team Dai Guren versus Anti-Spiral is an honorable mention. He'd be ashamed of me.

SPEAKER_11

He'd be fucking ashamed. I don't know where Ryan would put anything on his on a fight's list.

SPEAKER_05

I actually kind of almost did have that on a list, but I wasn't sure if I could talk about it.

SPEAKER_11

Ryan Gore.

SPEAKER_05

Because I know how high he feels about that one.

SPEAKER_17

Him, Brock, and Ryan.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that's a yeah, that for yeah.

SPEAKER_17

See, that's another reason he was so down about the Pokemon one because Brock holds Digimon higher.

SPEAKER_15

And that's like that's like brother. In most because we agree on almost everything.

SPEAKER_05

That's his brother from another father.

SPEAKER_15

I can't say mother because it has to be another mother. Right. I don't care. I like that I like that little random. That was good. Five? Yeah. That was number five. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

We skipped my uh me and Matt at the same one. My five is the final fight from Akame got killed. Akame versus Ezek. That's my number five. Great fight. Good great animation.

SPEAKER_15

That's one of my favorite series ever, so of course that's going to be up there. Even though the anime changed a lot.

SPEAKER_06

Like that. Anime changed a lot from the book.

SPEAKER_12

But what are you gonna do? Good fight. It's ice powers or Akame going really fast.

SPEAKER_06

Really fast. Using after images and shit. Good stuff. Good stuff. Really good stuff. Wait.

SPEAKER_02

What? Did you do an Akame got killed one too?

SPEAKER_15

Akame versus Ezeth, the final fight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I still can't explain why I love Ez Death.

SPEAKER_15

God really can't. I I like her just because she's the Dummy Mommy aspect, but that's me with every other female character that has. We can explain why you like women. That aspect. But Ez Death God. Fucker. Look at him, look at him, look at him. I set him up. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_17

You probably got something lined up to say to you, right?

SPEAKER_11

It's locked and ready. We know. Your statement was we know why Dean likes women. That was what you said.

SPEAKER_15

We know why Dean likes women.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. But uh well, it's not hard to pick out. Do they have red hair? Yeah, that's a check. Do they have a big ass? There's another check. Are they dummy mommies? Well, they cut his balls if he asks for it.

SPEAKER_15

Yes, yes, they will.

SPEAKER_13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god. No, talking about Akame got where S death would rank in my favorite females from that is actually fucking tough because Akame and Leone are like my favorites. And then probably SD. That's tough.

SPEAKER_16

That's a tough shit. I forgot. It's her personality. That's what wove me over.

SPEAKER_05

Every time she interacted with Tatsumi. Yep. She really wanted them, and then all of a sudden their ideals clash.

SPEAKER_07

I really need campaign three to come out on anime for him. I really do. Do I want to know why? What? Vern.

SPEAKER_15

Vern?

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my. Ain't that that's Ashley, right? Oh, yep.

SPEAKER_14

My next one is Use K Urim SG vs. Toro.

SPEAKER_15

Ah, I knew that'd be on it. That'd be on fucking you know whose, too. That'd be up there. That'd be like one.

SPEAKER_11

It's the fight of the anime. The fight.

SPEAKER_16

You should hold that anime in higher regard because of the tournament.

SPEAKER_15

That that is true. And and fucking love Kuobara. You know what I can't even put on my list because it didn't fucking do it right?

SPEAKER_05

Samu Kong.

SPEAKER_15

Oh god. What? Fucking God high school? Uh-huh. Oh, that piece of poop. Not piece of poop, but below average. Tournament. No tournament? Oh, I hate now. I'm mad now. If they had just followed the goddamn webtoon.

SPEAKER_14

The next two are the most controversial.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god, controversial. See, this is why I don't like these lists.

SPEAKER_15

Because you think about ones that would actually probably be out here.

SPEAKER_07

No, he gave me enough time. I told him I don't think I could do it. Yeah, I like too many. And you literally didn't think about it until right now. I put up a list just so I didn't have to off the hat it with you guys.

SPEAKER_12

Well, it's better. It's better that way.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, I usually a little bit.

SPEAKER_04

Well, here, I will even tell you. Except for the fucking Pokemon Digimon one that threw him off.

SPEAKER_15

I will off the dome a lot of mine, but I don't know if Matt does the same thing, but I will, whatever the topic is. Let's see how. Yeah, but you guys actually have a list set in mind numbered.

SPEAKER_17

Like, all right, I like this one better. Oh, you're breaking them. Okay.

SPEAKER_07

I do that after I create my list.

SPEAKER_04

I can't even do that when I create a list. Barely right now. We're on four, right? Yeah. He's gonna hate me that I even put this at four.

SPEAKER_15

Hey, Luffy Fizz is Katakuri. Who won that fight? What? Who won that fight? It's a draw. Yeah. The internet will hate us for that opinion. They will argue over that consistently. That was a dome one. I mean, I did really like that fight. Because it's something that me and you actually chatted about quite a bit. Well, Katakuri's my favorite character in One Piece, so that's kind of. You've seen him a little bit. You've seen him for a clip. Is it one of those side story things? And you've seen Chibi version of him in Big Mom's backstory on her shoulder. On the shoulder. Yep. Kaido's devil fruit was originally supposed to go to Katakuri before Kaido ate it. Ah. You don't remember they're in God Valley.

SPEAKER_17

That was part of that backstory.

SPEAKER_15

No, Katakuri is still number one.

SPEAKER_05

We're doing the Rox backstory.

SPEAKER_17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Katakuri is still Katakuri is still number one, but Rox is coming for that. Rox is one of my I love Rocks. Fucking horrible.

SPEAKER_05

Are you trying to set him up to be the number one villain aside from Emu?

SPEAKER_15

Rox is a good guy. Rox is portrayed bad by the world government. He is a good guy. The backstory is explaining. The backstory is explaining Rocks. He's fighting Emu now. But in the at God Valley. She just stabbed Rox and turned him into a demon. So I'm assuming the crew's going to have to put him down. That's how Rox died. Possibly. But that's just looking at the way Emu looks and how you just described her power. Yeah, she'll stab you with shit and turns you into a demon.

SPEAKER_16

Oh. Now we understand why that fucking mural, that painting was up everywhere.

SPEAKER_02

She's possessing that princess, isn't she? Possibly.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_15

That's another reason why he doesn't like that I've just trailed off one piece because I could actually connect dots that other We used to talk one piece every chapter, but Jay has fallen behind now because he's waiting for a something I wished I could use as a segue, but a segue? Yeah. How the fuck do I do that for you? I don't know.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, but we're not going that way. We have him in between.

SPEAKER_15

Four. Uh four. Four. Okay, I was like, what the fuck did I put there? I just okay. Genetics? Uh-huh. It's already fine. Four is. I can't remember. I can't separate them, so this I kind of have just the Demon Slayer duo there. This is where Rengoku and Akasa is, but hide with it is Tengen and Tanjiro versus Guitaro from Entertainment District. That one is that one is also just as good.

SPEAKER_12

I love Tengen just as much as I love Rengoku. Flashy. They just and they're they're they're tasty.

SPEAKER_02

Tasty. Tasty. I'm sorry. The internet ruined that for me. It's not tasty, it's bussin'. Bussin'. Demon Slayer.

SPEAKER_17

I shouldn't even know that word or even say it the way I say it. But the internet ruined it for me.

SPEAKER_15

Demon Slayer just animates their that Euphonable is just second to none. Euphontable and Mappa. Mappa just did Chainsaw Man's movie. Them two studios are second to fucking none. I will die on that hill. Madhouse is there too. After just watching the full season of Tales of Wedding Ring.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they know how to draw women. Mappa. They know what they're doing.

SPEAKER_15

Especially when they're building them out on a fucking Tales of Wetterings, dude. Was that done by Mappa?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know that often.

SPEAKER_05

I'm like, who Tales of Weddings. You know what's throwing me fucking off though? I recognize the main character's voice, but I can't place the name.

SPEAKER_12

Tales of Wetterings is done by one called Staple Entertainment. Is it? Yep. Stay seen in the cards.

SPEAKER_06

Staple Entertainment. Whatever. Maybe there's fuck not. That's a Wikipedia.

SPEAKER_12

But no, Demon you photo you Demon Slayer's fights are just fucking always just top tier.

SPEAKER_15

They're animated so well. I disagree with the flack of Demon Slayer sometimes get that it's very it is very generic. It is a very generic shonen, but it but still got a good story to it.

SPEAKER_11

You want generic shonen sword fighting? Go watch Old Country Bumpkin.

SPEAKER_15

I enjoyed that for what it was.

SPEAKER_11

I wanted to put something on there, but they don't have a good fight on it.

SPEAKER_15

No. No. No. Oh. Well, Matt even laughed.

SPEAKER_05

You know what fits in that same category? Counter everything. What the fuck was the name of that anime? Parody everything? I parry everything.

SPEAKER_11

I parry everything.

SPEAKER_05

I wish I could.

SPEAKER_08

I wish I could create a character in DD where that's his only thing.

SPEAKER_15

Let me see. Don't don't give me hope. No, because it might be. Battlemaster. Because no problem. I couldn't roll it. I couldn't roll it.

SPEAKER_07

You don't roll for Battlemaster. You roll something for Battlemaster, but not a lot.

SPEAKER_08

For parrying?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_07

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_05

No, because I don't want to know.

SPEAKER_07

You roll a D8 to add to like armor classes and stuff, so it's like.

SPEAKER_14

That's what parrying is. You roll the D8 to add to your par to add to your AC.

SPEAKER_17

What else have you done at?

SPEAKER_12

See, Matt knew we were in Goku and Acause that was going to be online stuff. I just couldn't leave out Tengen and wait, you know what I'm talking about. Can you watch that one?

SPEAKER_14

I'm interested to see a reaction to my three.

SPEAKER_12

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_02

That's where I've heard him before. The main character in uh Wedding Rings, Sato. Yep. Corey Wilder. He's done a few things. Zaka in Gachiakata.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

He's in Free Ring.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_15

God, you know, bringing up Freerin again because we had a little tangent about it. That whole fucking mage exam was just fucking peak, man. That shit was fucking peak. And that motherfucker who took the exam from his house, that's my motherfucker, man. Remember that motherfucker? You're not even here, are you? Nah, I'm at my house.

SPEAKER_11

I'm interested to see how you'd react to the next arc.

SPEAKER_05

I don't think it's a kind of sad is when he's handy launched this entire thing. I said that to him. He's not even there, is he?

SPEAKER_15

No, he had his house. Damn, damn his reaction. Damn, you got me.

SPEAKER_12

No, what the fuck was her name? Oh, Matt's gonna fucking judge me hardcore for this comment, but I forgot her name.

SPEAKER_15

The old, the elf that's saying if they pass or not. I don't know her name. I forgot her name, but the old Jay probably heard me, me. She needs to be taught a lesson. She got attitude. I'm the one to do it. Oh, Jesus. Set the loud.

SPEAKER_02

Jesus.

SPEAKER_05

When I watch when it's just me, him, when I'm his comments or displacement. The entire thing is him commenting in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_15

Me the bathroom. The bathroom.

SPEAKER_07

I believe it.

SPEAKER_15

Hey, I know what's going on in there.

SPEAKER_07

If there's one thing I believe he can do, it's near rate as shit.

SPEAKER_05

He has done it. He has taken a bathroom break. He didn't pause it because it's me watching something new that he wanted me to watch.

SPEAKER_15

So the shit D and Jay watch if he's over or rewatches. Or I show him something. Or I show him something he has not seen. Like, I'm never going to get to more of No Gun Life. Nope.

SPEAKER_12

Which kind of thing? I showed him that one.

SPEAKER_15

Nope. We got to watch. No one has decent fights, and I didn't have that. Hell's Paradise is when I showed him, but that's season two coming to end. It's going to be like Hell's Paradise. That's what I know Matt would like that. I know Matt would like that. Matt would like that one. I guarantee Matt would like that one. It's almost a hard. It's almost a guarantee. Because I get it the day after he does. And that's why we didn't sync up on Peacemaker this season either. I've always wondered how dub or whatever the fuck. It don't really matter how a dub would work on the site. Like, do you get dubs on your site? Or is it Oh, he gets okay, he does get them both.

SPEAKER_14

It's just a couple days afterwards.

SPEAKER_15

Okay. I was just I was wondering how that works. Some of them. I'm constantly scrolling and updating the page just to see what updated. Oh.

SPEAKER_09

I I do it just once. Whatever he gets to do. The Netflix ones come faster than I think the anime's ones do, but honestly.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. If it's on Netflix or Prime, it's usually there right away for some reason.

SPEAKER_14

Yeah. Because he can't probably can download them faster than he can from Crunchyroll or whatever. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02

But if it's on like high dive for Crunchyroll, then you you've got to wait a bit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

Crunchyroll's very quick with their dubs. High Dive's a little high dive, it depends. Like that's more that's my Call of the Night season two has been done for a while, and I've just got to like episode seven of Dub. And I and I'm like, because high dive's slow. High dive is just ungodly slow. Not ungodly slow, but they're not as sync with their dubs.

SPEAKER_08

Any honorable mention fights for that one?

SPEAKER_15

There ain't really fights in Call of the Night. That's the problem. The Call of the Night's more Slice of the Life, Slice of Life Adventure, Vampire Love Love Story. But I love it. Twilight? Because Thousand was great.

SPEAKER_17

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_14

I've said he's already tried our love story.

SPEAKER_15

Hey, we wouldn't see one today. Oh god.

SPEAKER_07

So my number three?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, is this one of the ones? Oh, is this one of the ones?

SPEAKER_07

Well, this one's a controversial because it's not. In terms of context and content, it's not a great fight.

SPEAKER_11

But I think it did the reinforcements arrive archetype better, and that's where my brain goes for it when I picture it.

SPEAKER_07

So off of your because you said the f because you said the anime off of your tangent. Yami and Asta versus Licked and Voltos. Black Clover.

SPEAKER_12

Yami Asta vers Okay, that's the Elf. I'll never do that on purpose either.

SPEAKER_11

And that's the one that leads into if the night captains arrive and the third eye arrives as reinforcements.

SPEAKER_17

I still can't get behind a whole fucking elf arc.

SPEAKER_15

I like that one. I like that one. No, I got a lot of black. After we're done with the list, I'll talk about honorable. I got a lot of black. Black Clover has good fights, man. Black Clover has a it is coming back. The anime is coming back.

SPEAKER_07

It's not one of the best fights in there, but I think that's the one I think about the most in that franchise.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah. My only issue I do hate that that one's dropped off. My only issue with that is oh, and the fucking last arc is so good. But it's it gets like he's doing it's almost over. He's like doing three chapters every few months. He'll drop like two or three chapters. That's what he's doing now. So it's almost done. But Black Clover just Black Clover just gets shit because everyone calls it an ARCO clone when I really don't think it is. I never saw it as an ARCO clone. Now I can understand if people don't like Asta because he's fucking loud and just a little annoying at times. But don't mean I don't that doesn't mean Yudo as the main character. I mean Yudo don't do enough. You need about the happy fucking Well, it's because they decided that Asta was the main character.

SPEAKER_16

If you flop flop the story and it was you Asta or you tried to do a My Hero Academia thing where the rivals are both friends and they power each other up.

SPEAKER_15

That was my one thing about fucking My Hero. I despised Bakugo for a long time until he finally apologized to Deku for being such a fucking little cuck to him. Then I accepted Bakugo. Like, okay. And then they gave it a fake out where Bakugo died for a little bit. Then he came. I mean he died. The best genus. No, no, no, not best genus. It was um Ed Shaw, the ninja, that can make his turn his body into like threads and shit. And he didn't even die. You see him later in a little TB version. He didn't even die. My hero didn't really kill people. That was another. You don't have to kill a lot of people. But if you don't kill nobody, man, like you're Dragon Ball. All Might should have died. All Might is alive at the end of the series, just still chilling. Actually, no, I can't say that. He's old, but. There's one character that I love All Might.

SPEAKER_05

There's one character that has died and has yet to fucking come back and Dean hates it.

SPEAKER_15

That's a bullshit. They kill the best one and leave him dead. Hey, they tease you. And no, Cell versus Gohan is not on your. That's number three. Are you dead ass? Yeah. Serious. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Like what? It is. Cell and Gohan. That's number three. Okay. Cell and Gohan. The only reason that it wasn't higher on my list is because of my standard of taking too fucking long. You know how many times that Gohan technically beat Cell and then all of a sudden he comes back?

SPEAKER_11

I couldn't put a DBZ one on there.

SPEAKER_15

I couldn't either. I I actually thought I was trying to get a Cell flight on, but I couldn't. That is another contest I have with a lot of the hardcore. As funny as it is, I don't even is Jay's more into DBZ than I am, but I don't even I don't really consider Jay a hardcore because we agree on a lot of my criticisms of DBZ.

SPEAKER_17

Hardcore is I'm not one of the ones that'll say Goku beats him.

SPEAKER_15

And that's your whole thing? That's the only thing.

SPEAKER_08

I will fuck with DBZ character and people that say Goku beats everything. You know what? Fuck you. Yamcha beat Goku.

SPEAKER_15

It's just they're long, the fights are long, and for fuck's sake, none of them beat Vegeta. None of them. Yes now. None of them really did much for me, though. That's the fucked up thing.

SPEAKER_05

He was the second person in Bolma's panties. If you can name the first one, I'll laugh.

SPEAKER_15

Wait, what the fuck? The first person in Bullman's panties? I remember Goku seeing them. And then young Goku is a savage. The young Goku is legendary to me. You want to want to peek? Why would I want to see your old ass? Who long tried. Why do I look to become the pennies? Who's more of a savage? Young Goku or Ash throughout everything. You break Mears.

SPEAKER_11

Ash was intentional.

SPEAKER_15

Yes. You break Mears.

SPEAKER_17

The fact that them two didn't end up together at all was hilarious. What Ash and Great In one canon they are. In one canon, yes.

SPEAKER_05

I think that's only. No, it's not even in the manga.

SPEAKER_11

No, because the main character doesn't have Misty really in the manga.

SPEAKER_15

The best reading manga, though, is the red version. Remember the kid with the camera? Well, you should bring up a take up a new profession. Ash. I don't know. He doesn't for everybody, even his own Pokemon. Oh, when fucking Ash and when Brock's dad showed up. You're the good for nothing dad. Okay. Season one, Ash is legit. Funny thing, still not my Ash. My number one Jay knows what's coming. That's that's why you love it. No, you know, no.

SPEAKER_05

That's that's another reason why because of Savage Ash, but because it also produced the most memes.

SPEAKER_15

It's true. I do like a good quality meme. But but my favorite line, and Jay knows what's coming. My favorite line in all of Pokemon was said by James. He's like, oh, and when James is teamed up with Ash and Misty's over there with Jesse, and James is like, come on, Ash, let's blow these women back to the stone age where they belong. Oh, you like you like Jeff James for a different reason. My God. The unaired episode where he gains boobs. Oh god. And what you know what always kills in an episode where the lickitung lick Jesse, and that's mean to all hell too.

SPEAKER_12

I don't know.

SPEAKER_13

And then Detective Pikachu made fucking lickatung nightmare fuel.

SPEAKER_15

That's me. I'm like, nightmare fuel is Detective Pikachu's Mr. Mime.

SPEAKER_03

You're like, no, that's could you imagine that's Ash's dad?

SPEAKER_15

Or when fucking Ash's mom and Professor Oak are at the resort with him too, and I'm just like, hey! Professor Oak, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_11

Rejected by the one girl I loved. I'll never find another one like her again. Don't worry, Brock. You'll find plenty of other girls to reject you.

SPEAKER_15

Damn it, Brock. That's JJ and Dean to me. Another thing, fucking Jay says, you're also in Pokemon Dean. You're Brock.

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I know.

SPEAKER_11

This is perfect. The cliff is perfect. Spot for our first meeting. Yeah, as soon as she meets you, she'll jump right off.

SPEAKER_15

In the comments that make you think on the videos, like Brock's like a 14, 15-year-old kid hitting on fucking 30-year-olds. What is this kid doing? He's got balls. He's into the MILS. Yes. Now he's in his 30s. That's how much they're how fucked up Brock's story is. Bro is cooking, taking care of his shit ton amount of siblings while his fucking dad's camping behind a gym. You're right. I think it's the memes. You're like, yes, Dean, the memes carry both. You wouldn't even know about Leon and Charizard if it wasn't for memes and shit. No, that's popped up on Instagram a bunch of times. Alright, where were wait? Matt just said um I did my number three. Gohan Cell was his three. You're on your three. Oh yeah, it was Gohan and Cell.

SPEAKER_06

Which fucking DBZ bringing up candy.

SPEAKER_12

What is this? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_15

Okay. Here's here's this. Nobody dies. That's kind of a two for one. Oh my god, it's the same characters. This is jujutsu Kaisen, though. Yuji and Toto versus Hanami. That's from no, it's from the first same season.

SPEAKER_12

Then also later on, Yuji and Toto in season two versus Mahito. Both just peak fights. What? Yeah. Boogie Woo.

SPEAKER_15

Boogie Woo. Great, great, great fights. Two gre two phenomenal fights.

SPEAKER_17

I hate that my favorite character in there is just because I like pandas and he gets shitted on.

SPEAKER_05

You don't even the three personalities inside him don't even get touched on.

SPEAKER_15

And when they do, he gets stomped on. By Kashimo, the god of lightning. Fucking sucks. It's like we were just getting touched on his character. And then hey. Literally ends up becoming a cheap. What kind of woman's your type? Well, if I thought about it, I'd probably say a tall woman with a big ass. Like Jennifer Lawrence.

SPEAKER_12

Todo starts crying because he made a best friend.

SPEAKER_02

That's Keith. That's how he makes friends.

SPEAKER_17

No, literally, that's how we became friends. Actually, James is worse.

SPEAKER_15

Hey, what kind of booze do you got with you? Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels. We're friends! That is how we became friends. True story. Oh man. True story. God, it don't take much to become friends with James. And then we played Nerd War. And that's where Mysterio and Scarecrow for life became a fucking thing.

SPEAKER_12

That was fun. Those are good times. Fun, fun.

SPEAKER_06

We were on Matt's tuna. I need to rant about the Gujizen ones. That's much. We're on my cheat code.

SPEAKER_16

Oh no. Do you have a cheat code? I thought Yugi and uh the Pharaoh were cheat code, but what you got?

SPEAKER_11

Well, this one wouldn't, I wouldn't call this one anime, but it is animation.

SPEAKER_17

Oh, oh. It's not box.

SPEAKER_15

Wait. Here's you know what I can't do. Here, here. Funny, funny thing. He has not called me. Normal, remember we had the thing about I don't know if box is anime. Notice I don't do it. Notice I don't do it now.

SPEAKER_05

I said I could have put Ben 10 versus Generator X.

SPEAKER_15

Oh, good.

SPEAKER_05

That's a cartoon.

SPEAKER_15

God damn it. Notice how much I love box boxing now. I never bring up the it's not anime thing. I'm like, can be.

SPEAKER_11

Well, you're not definitely gonna do it now when the gun's in my hand.

SPEAKER_15

Because you're Molly Wap.

SPEAKER_11

Molly?

SPEAKER_15

Molly Wap.

SPEAKER_11

Okay. Crick shift in the brain.

SPEAKER_07

Avalanche versus Bahamut.

SPEAKER_14

Final Fantasy VII Advent children.

SPEAKER_16

Fuck you. I almost did. That was gonna be a cheat for me, is Sephiroth's fight.

SPEAKER_14

It's good, but I like the Bahamut fight better. No, not no not Bahamut.

SPEAKER_11

No. He when he first encounters Sephiroth uh fights Sephiroth, he rides in on the motorcycle. I gotta rewatch that.

SPEAKER_17

I also have to watch the Spirit movie, because that that's a fucking cult classic.

SPEAKER_05

Has nothing to do with any of the Final Fantasy.

SPEAKER_07

And I'm gonna treat it as an anime because they beat Bahama with power of friendship. I can't even argue.

SPEAKER_05

Because what is Bahama?

SPEAKER_10

A dragon.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's a dragon.

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I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

So that turns Cloud into what character?

SPEAKER_15

Natsu. Funny thing, no fairy tale fights from me. Funny thing. How did that happen? There are some great ones, but there is some great ones, but they had no Urzas. I'm not gonna put the one, I'm not gonna put Urza's. No, that that that is that's friendship. I'm not oh I love it, but I'm not I I'm not buying Urza propelling herself with her one good arm that ain't broke to cut a meteor. I give her the feet. I don't never take away a feat, but then she won because her mom killed herself because she can't kill her own kid. So yeah, what the fuck.

SPEAKER_14

Number two.

SPEAKER_02

This one's hard for me. I don't know which to make two, but I'll go with Ichigo for his Ukira.

SPEAKER_05

Auto mention. I I like that fight simply because every time the hero goes dark, full halo. And it's the first time I started to appreciate Orahime as a character.

SPEAKER_15

That's that's where I'm actually weird. I have always like not love, but I've always liked Orohime is hated by a lot of people. It took me three watches of Bleach to get out of the whole Ichigo and Rukia. I was never for it. That's where I'm weird because everyone was for that, and I was never for it.

SPEAKER_17

The first season kind of set it up as like, all right, these two are gonna be something somehow.

SPEAKER_15

Also take into account Rukia is flat as a board or image, has got these motherfuckers, man. So I'm just like, yeah, that's a that's a you thing. Yeah, that's a you thing.

SPEAKER_11

I know.

SPEAKER_17

She has more than just the tits, too. And hopefully we can actually get the sequel series after Thousand Year Blood Ward.

SPEAKER_12

I just I'm just I just need Thousand Year Blood War to animate my Yodowichi ass shot close up from because they don't animate that riot.

SPEAKER_17

Because Bleach does one thing, or at least Tite Kubo.

SPEAKER_02

Tight Kubo. Is it tight kubo? Not Tite?

SPEAKER_12

Tight. I think it's tight. Everyone says tight.

SPEAKER_02

Kubo. Come on.

SPEAKER_17

I'll just go with the last name. Kubo. Gave me something I want from most mangakas. A legacy series.

SPEAKER_16

Where you get the kids of the main characters from the last series. Not to mention Burnwitch. Or no.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that's kind of set in the same world almost. Yeah. Great series. I don't have any fights to mention, but I mean Leech has got a lot. Leach has got a lot of good ones, though. Give the man time to write. That was in the year blood war again. That's one of the if you want a fucking anime series where the main character's been manipulated since the day one.

SPEAKER_17

And the whole his whole reason for being is because of the villains. Which is kind of the opposite of main things. When you think of heroes, the only reason you have the heroes is because of the villains.

SPEAKER_12

Well, that's eyes and aura for getting serious.

SPEAKER_05

Why is it still aiming at him? He's not he's not mad anymore.

SPEAKER_14

Number two.

SPEAKER_11

Oh.

SPEAKER_13

Number two?

SPEAKER_11

Say the wrong anime, I'm shooting you.

SPEAKER_12

Say the how would he oh, because I did it once before I mixed up One Piece and fucking Naruto. No, number two. Well, Jay knows this was online, but Luffy and Katakuri is my number two. I also have a little side to show appreciation of Luffy versus Rob Lucci as well. Because that's a forgotten fight now. And but it was peak when it first came out.

SPEAKER_15

You know what's had? What? The rematch? Rematch wasn't nearly as good because Luffy was Luffy was just clowning, this man. He has Toon Force now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

He's a Toon.

SPEAKER_15

But Luffy and Katakuri became like a respect one-on-one match, and Katakuri was never even really a villain to begin with.

SPEAKER_12

I love fights like that where it's like, oh, he's not even a villain. He's just protecting his family. He's a doing his own thing.

SPEAKER_15

And I like his design too. But good fight, good sword. Toei actually had good animation for that for once. One Piece has been running so long they phone in a lot of their animation and they phone that shit in. I'm like, Toei, you've been trying to make it look good, bro. Come on, Toei. How are you doing? They do Dragon Ball too. Toei. Toy? Yeah. It's like five. It's not as I mean, they have more time to animate their scenes because of how long they draw it out.

SPEAKER_05

And which studio is doing one of your opnal mentions, I'm surprised hasn't been said every time I said a Dragon Ball thing? Jiren?

SPEAKER_15

Oh, Jiren's aura farming? Fighting fucking Vegeta and Goku at the same time and shit? Like, come on, fight me. What do you guys got? And who the fuck won that motherfucker? Android 17, right? Uh-huh. Yep, because he's still on the motherfucker. Everybody else got fucking sacrificing. He's the one who pushes Jiren off. What? Like that. Not as good, not as good as the Plowkoon timing. I was gonna say it was Plokoon. No, Plakoon's still at your house. That timing was. Oh yeah, he's like, see?

SPEAKER_02

She does die. Die just not like that. Nope.

SPEAKER_06

She's asking for happening.

SPEAKER_16

Ow!

SPEAKER_06

That thing stings. What the fuck? That thing got the power velocity too much.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like, why'd I give the boss back?

SPEAKER_15

It's not like I don't have six more. Oh, I was also very locked in the Luffy Katakuri's fight too in the manga. I was like, every Jay, if I'm sending Jay to spoilers and shit. Bro, bro, this shit came out, bro. The spoilers.

SPEAKER_17

This fucking. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_15

It's good. The spoilers. We're gonna read it. We need spoilers. Dude, the spoilers. Oh, you know what? Maybe because the chapters come out in Japan before they come out here, so what happens gets released a couple days ago.

SPEAKER_05

He watches videos on the translations.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

What happened?

SPEAKER_15

He does that for another manga that I don't even read, but I appreciate what he tells me. Oh, uh, record of Ragnarok. The title Record of Ragnarok is in my honorable mention because every fight I love. I'm gonna have to watch that season for the uh Tesla.

SPEAKER_03

That fight. I have to come up.

SPEAKER_06

He's gotta watch a Tesla fight.

SPEAKER_16

Other than you, that's probably the only other Serb that I have loved to be.

SPEAKER_12

I have biased because the Serb people he's like a god, basically. So it's unbiased to the Serb people. He is I'm not kidding. He's basically a serb.

SPEAKER_05

He has an understanding of the universe that nobody else will have.

SPEAKER_15

He is basically a saint to Serbian people. I dead ass. I'm not kidding. It's he's worship. Guy's a museum and everything.

SPEAKER_16

If the church didn't hate him, he wouldn't be a saint. He believed in God. Yeah, he believed in God, but the God didn't believe in his creations.

SPEAKER_12

No, that's because they give Edison credit for everything. Edison was Edison was a hack.

SPEAKER_02

It's not a hack. We had Wi-Fi electricity from the guy, and we don't use it.

SPEAKER_16

Because it's all held by the government right now. Maybe not.

SPEAKER_02

No more conspiracy theories. Let's move on.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Number one.

SPEAKER_15

Wait, did he say his? I believe I did my two. Wait, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

No, we didn't get to his.

SPEAKER_15

Quit letting us go that much on a tangent. No, no, I just I was on Luffy Katakuri, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, and then you tangent it off of into Isaac Tesla.

SPEAKER_15

Auto mentions. Damn, honorable. There'll be a time for that. Jinwu Song versus Baru the Ant King. How did I not fucking? I should have just I should have just I should have thought it. I should've. It was pretty good. You had no solo leveling. Nope. It was interesting. Baru vs. Ant King was in the short list, though. It was. It was in consideration.

SPEAKER_11

I want to. I wanted to like have like Mushuko Tensai has a good fight animation, but there's no dominant fight that takes place in there.

SPEAKER_15

And there's not really fights. They're just kind of they're fights, but they're the best one is against the freaking Hydra. I have an honorable mention fight for him. It comes from Makinki. No, fuck that dude.

SPEAKER_05

That's dude.

SPEAKER_11

We might get a couple in the next season. We might, because we will get.

SPEAKER_05

How the hell are they going to make a power?

SPEAKER_15

Well, aren't you? They damn near can end solo leveling in next season. They're not not totally.

SPEAKER_11

No.

SPEAKER_05

Sort of.

SPEAKER_15

They don't got much left.

SPEAKER_05

Sort of.

SPEAKER_11

It's gonna be disappointing when they do it.

SPEAKER_05

They wouldn't lead right into it, would they?

SPEAKER_17

And by it I mean Ragnarok?

SPEAKER_11

Probably.

SPEAKER_17

He knows nothing about that.

SPEAKER_11

Apparently it's not even Canon.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, technically it's kind of built that way in the universe. That's where Baru becomes best character, best fucking character.

SPEAKER_11

But it's not made by I didn't really. Ragnarok is not made by the author.

SPEAKER_15

No? Who's it made by?

SPEAKER_11

Some other person.

SPEAKER_17

I guess. I mean the art is so fucking similar. I didn't even but that's kind of all webtoons, really.

SPEAKER_16

Yep. You look at any webtoon or Korean fucking new thing. The main character is you don't even have to look for spiky hair. It's the face and clothes.

SPEAKER_12

Well, see yeah, I'm I'm I'm excited for season three.

SPEAKER_15

But again, even Matt says, even though I know what happens, but Matt said fucking just because you couldn't help yourself.

SPEAKER_14

He never can.

SPEAKER_15

Well you said after after after Ant King, it kind of goes down a bit.

SPEAKER_06

It's not good, it's not as good anywhere. It's not that it's bad, but it's not, it don't, it it peaked and then it stopped.

SPEAKER_11

Once you get to Jinwoo fighting greed, yeah, it's nothing lives up to anything.

SPEAKER_15

Well, that's where I get Thomas. You know I want Thomas Andre. Yeah. Gotta hate my meme ed. Your what?

SPEAKER_10

He thought of Thomas the Tank engineer.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Stop being a diesel.

SPEAKER_02

Oh god. But no, that's where I get I get it. Dean's gonna be surprised that this is my number one. It was me.

SPEAKER_06

Dio. Dio.

SPEAKER_05

Don't turn on versus Dio. Because I had no prior knowledge except for watching the anime itself, that fight was amazing to me.

SPEAKER_17

I wasn't expecting, you know.

SPEAKER_05

The way the show constantly went is like Dio always won. So I wasn't expecting, you know, time powers to be transferred. Star Platinum time stop.

SPEAKER_15

That's a drop. It kind of was. Dio flew in with that goddamn steamroll. You know, that still floors me how that was animated. That was it. No, it's in my honorable mentions. It only lasts like an episode or two. That's the funny. That's the other thing I liked. 50-50 on that. 50-50 on that. If the fight is peak throughout the entirety, let that shit drag. I think it lasts what? 60 episodes? Shit. As much as it as much? Yeah, it depends. It depends. It really depends. The problem was there's a lot of other shit going on while Luffy is fighting Dolflamingo. So it seems like the fight's taking that long, but it's because there's got to be other shit. Same thing with Katakuri. No, well, One Piece did it better than Dragon Ball, as far as that goes.

SPEAKER_17

They cut away from the fight.

SPEAKER_06

They cut away from the fight because there's other shit going on.

SPEAKER_15

So I can understand it in some ways. There's some fights that are like, no, Dragon Ball fights I despise. The other thing that you've made me really appreciate is the powers. Stans to this day is still my favorite power in anime. Still to this day.

SPEAKER_12

We'll always be stands. And Steel Ball Run did get confirmed to come to Netflix. So I'm like, yes. Only Netflix? Yep. Netflix. Fuck.

SPEAKER_06

It'll be a Netflix anime.

SPEAKER_15

Because that's where JoJo is now.

SPEAKER_06

Because Stone Ocean was exclusively on Netflix, and now they've got Steel Ball Run coming up.

SPEAKER_15

Alright. You know, I know nothing about that one, right? I didn't read any of it. That's Johnny Joe Star. That's where he was your plegic. Yep, that's where he was given his power. The powers of stand or uh stand was given to him by Jesus Christ. Because he's a religious zealot. He's a Johnny Joe star is a religious nut.

SPEAKER_12

So a lot, it's a lot to do with Jesus. It's a fucking legendary. That shit is special.

SPEAKER_17

That was my number one, sir.

SPEAKER_16

What do we got from the anime nut number one?

SPEAKER_02

What is this guy's top fight? Not even animated.

SPEAKER_12

Not even animated. Gojo versus Sukuna. Not mad at myself for that. What?

SPEAKER_16

How long it took me to even finish that series? Did you ever finish it?

SPEAKER_15

Technically, no. That's it's it's a perfect, it's 13 chapters, and it's just every chapter's no fight had me more invested. Like, come on, come on, come on.

SPEAKER_12

Every anime you want the two strongest to go at it one-on-one, no holds barred, and they finally did it. Like, thank you, KGA. Thank you so much for giving me that.

SPEAKER_15

Oh my god. And when that the the the rumor is that after season after they get done with season three of Jujitsu Kaisen, Gojo Sukuna is gonna be a movie.

SPEAKER_12

And that is gonna fucking oh good lord. Don't go see that with me. The shirt will probably be on.

SPEAKER_14

As long as it's not the fans.

SPEAKER_05

And he's gonna be wearing a full suit of a button down so everything comes off.

SPEAKER_15

One of my favorite things about that, too, it's underappreciated. Gojo gets released in the prison realm and goes and pulls up on Sukuna and Kenjaku right away, and they just sit there and agree. Like, no, no, no. Let's not do this here. Let's meet at this date, this time, in this location, we're gonna fight one-on-one. Okay. Then they then they go meet up.

SPEAKER_12

And I'm like, these motherfuckers just met up. Like, okay, we're here. All right, let's do this. And then they and they talk shit the whole fucking time. Gojo. Remember, you the challenger here, not me. You the challenge, you challenging me. And I'm like, oh my god, they talking shit, dude. This is only the first chapter.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that that I was locked in. I was locked in for that two, three months that fight was going on.

SPEAKER_05

You saying stuff like that just reminds me of you talking about Enma. Enma.

SPEAKER_15

Enma. Talking shit about Wukong. That stupid monkey. Just just that old fight was just pure aura drip, pure aura farming.

SPEAKER_05

It kind of sucks that that prequel didn't, you know, he didn't think of making the prequel before the actual manga. Because it would have been nice to watch that before Ragnarok.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08

Considering his design for Ukon.

SPEAKER_12

Yep, yep. Gojo. It's Gojo. Gojo is the design. Black character is the design.

SPEAKER_15

And the fuck and the fucked up thing about fucking Gojo versus Sukuna as the best thing. Freaking Gage wrote that like, I am gonna destroy the souls of fucking everybody. Because Gojo's like the most popular character. Gojo don't win. How was that sequel, by the way?

SPEAKER_12

World, I love Mojo. Mojo is great.

SPEAKER_15

Again, legacy sequel. Yes!

SPEAKER_12

I do love see Legacies. I love Mojo. I love Mojo Lo. It's uh chapter seven, and I'm like, I'm loving this. I'm getting cooked. He's cooking. Gayge's cooking. And he said he wasn't gonna do no sequel.

SPEAKER_15

I'm like, oh, I got one though. I still want my prequel. Hopefully he does a prequel. It's probably not just him writing it, though, is it? No, he is he's not art. The guy who did Oshinoko is doing the art. He is only Gage's only writing it.

SPEAKER_12

That's part of the reason it got, because he got tired of writing and drawing. Uh-huh. So he's only writing it.

SPEAKER_15

Okay. Was there any your honorable mentions?

SPEAKER_16

I we went through a shit ton just. Yeah, most of them, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

I don't even. God, let me see here.

SPEAKER_16

We even touched mats because of our tangents.

SPEAKER_15

I mean it came up with one. That was the I got a My Hero one on here because I think it's underrated as hell. Endeavor versus high-end Nomu. Endeavor's moment. Because Endeavor is one of my favorite characters. I love his whole arc. It was nice to actually give him a redemption arc. Ship bag. That's one of my favorite things my hero did was Endeavor's whole whole arc. Huh? Redemption arcs? Yeah. What?

SPEAKER_11

With that's the fight started it, and then when they were dealing with Dobby. Dobby.

SPEAKER_13

Yep.

SPEAKER_11

Yep. Toya.

SPEAKER_13

Yeah, that was good too.

SPEAKER_17

That would I I I kept that as his like finished. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15

That was the finish of it. That's one of the ones that Jay finished. Some of them ones he don't finish. You forced me to that one he finished. I like my hero, but I don't say like I don't like my hero like I love GG because I'm joking about it. I'm gonna wait till it I'm gonna wait until I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_17

It's like, hey, look at this ending. What? No, I don't believe that.

SPEAKER_15

And then I read it, I was saying it was the ending, and I was like, what?

SPEAKER_11

I can't remember if I'm on episode one of season four or five.

SPEAKER_05

The ending was a little, not to mention I have to talk about it to my niece too, so I had to refresh. For some reason, My Hero Academia is huge with kids.

SPEAKER_15

It's the new Marvel and it's inspired by Spider-Man. It's heavily Spider-Man inspired. What Deku's powers is Spider-Man. Yeah, Deku was heavily inspired by Spider-Man. Of his powers. He got Danger Sense and Black Whip. Yep. Spidey Sense. But and a lot of the ones, a lot of the ones I like, kids can't vibe with or watch. Even though we're my shirt. We couldn't have taken her to watch Jameson, man. No. Where's my shirt, Amara? Gojo. I'm like, yes, that's Gojo. How the fuck do you know that? I don't know. I don't know how she knows that one. She don't even yeah, that's too, that's a little dark for her. She don't like my heroes dark at times, but it's always kind of colorful. And the young kids like that colorful shit. I don't hate it, but I like some dark shit too. Like, how can I got killed that shit dark as hell? It would always floor me.

SPEAKER_17

Like, I don't know how I learned things as a kid to versus today's kids where what they know and understand. It is coming from somebody who works in a school. It's like, how the hell do you know that?

SPEAKER_15

Damn, I got fucking three. Okay. I have three black clover fights in my honorable mention. That's how fucking good black clover shit is. Didn't you mention two of them? No, because the one Matt said wasn't I didn't have on here. I have Asta versus Asta and uh Asta and Yami versus uh Dante.

SPEAKER_12

When they first fight Dante. That's her or Yami's like, Asta, I need you here. I can't do this alone. Blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, two Asta versus Conrad. That's from the movie. Love it. Love it. Love it. And the other one's from the movie.

SPEAKER_15

Marilona versus Priska funny money. Love that fucking fight. Just because of how it happens. They are fucking.

SPEAKER_12

Conrad brings. I don't know if you watched the movie, Matt. Probably not. This is the Netflix.

SPEAKER_15

But Conrad revives three past Wizard Kings to help him do his bidding and shit. And the kids are jumping. The two of them get jumped by the kids, and they're fighting off the black bulls, and they're they're all teaming up to fight two of them. Mariliona takes the one, Priska, and just fights her. Just no, we're fighting one-on-one. And I'm just like. Jay watched me getting like fucking bricked up the whole fight. Look at this motherfucker's all bricked up watching the first one-on-one. His wife. You mentioned it during the chainsaw movie.

SPEAKER_06

That's because Marilona is just another Dami Mommy.

SPEAKER_15

Yes, yes. Let's go. No, best part when she first introduced Yami. Get out of here now. Wild animal in the building. Get out of here now.

SPEAKER_02

You know what's fucking sad? What? That is JJ's character, right?

SPEAKER_16

That that's who he actually loves. Yami?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16

Yami the shami. Why do I feel that would actually be his girl? Ooh, J what? Mary Leone? Mary Leone. No, no, no, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_09

I'm confused.

SPEAKER_16

No, no. The one who chases after him in the show. That the fucking Vine Charlotte. Charlotte. Charlotte Rosalie.

SPEAKER_15

I absolutely God damn it. I've been why do I Charlotte isn't I'm even thinking my top five are black clover women in a while? No, it's not the helmet. It's not the helmet. It's not. It's not. She's voiced by that was a joke. It's not.

SPEAKER_12

She's voiced by Colleen Klickenberg. She's voiced by Urza. That's why. That's why.

SPEAKER_06

I'm like, I know that voice anywhere. I can just pick those out.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. We have anything else to add before the end here?

SPEAKER_11

No, next one, so next wave of movies, and then we're in Christmas and Rox Machina. That's the plan the rest of the year.

SPEAKER_15

And then I'm Predator.

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Huh?

SPEAKER_11

Well, Predators, the next one. I said Predator's part of the movie run. The last bit of the movie run, and then we've got.

SPEAKER_16

It's funny how you movie run. We don't even know if we're doing one on Running Man.

SPEAKER_15

No, oh yeah, that's the one it's a week later. It's a week later. I for I forgot that with her with a time reset. Yep. That's yeah. The only pro uh I guess you could talk about the Predator and Alien franchise.

SPEAKER_11

I don't already talked about Alien.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Alien Earth came up a little comes up and a little smirk. Talked enough about Alien when we did Romulus.

SPEAKER_16

Yep. That's for different reasons. Sadly, it's the same reason as Barbarian.

SPEAKER_13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Well come on, Dean. It's uh it's the same scene.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_05

Just different Villains?

SPEAKER_15

Uh monsters? Monsters. I'm really kind of excited for the damn critical role episode. When is Vox season four four? That's not till next year, right? Okay, so we won't 26?

SPEAKER_16

So are we waiting for the end of Vox mocking a season? No, no, no. No, we're waiting for Mighty Knight.

SPEAKER_15

Because then we can talk about okay, that's a weekly one, right? Which shouldn't have been.

SPEAKER_11

Three then week weekly week.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_15

I kinda like that. I do kind of like that. It gives them more time to tell the full story. Yeah. I mean, but versus 12 episodes of 30 versus 12 episodes of 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_17

Kinda. I feel sometimes things are too rust when you only have a 30-minute timeline. Right.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, I can't rushed it too much. Yeah. Besides like Mighty Nine and all of them, I got a few fucking like things coming up that I'm like, God, I'm getting I'm starting to get bombarded here with shit here.

SPEAKER_15

Like Mighty Nine and all that shit. Don't forget your uh Fallout comes out too. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm like, ha. Season four. Mighty Nine. Mighty Nine. Um, what's weird weird one I watch that that came out. I watched Fiona and Cake. I love Fiona and Cake. I watched episode one. Some season cake. Because I'm dying. I had to send you that once I seen it. I'm sorry. I as weird as it can look to some people, I defend the fuck out of Adventure Time, man. That was a good fucking story. And with good lore. I defend Adventure Time. Cartoon became poop after that. You're getting saved by your ex slash on again, off again.

SPEAKER_16

That, which is very you.

SPEAKER_15

Tomorrow I have Welcome to Dairy on HP on Max. It.

SPEAKER_16

That's definitely a you think.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know why, but it's not it's not a Hunger Games Lord of the Rings thing is where I did like fall asleep. Look, for some reason, it has never it just it is uh it penny wise and that shit it has never interested me.

SPEAKER_15

Well it's Stephen King, so I'm gonna fucking check it. The lore and stuff like that, I I like, but for some reason when I'm watching it, it's just like I want to know when it like takes place and all that shit because even Matt bring up some things and be like, what the fuck does that take place? What is going on with this timeline?

SPEAKER_12

And it takes place before the events of the first one, apparently. So the 50s? I think it's 60s. I think it's I think it's 60s.

SPEAKER_15

We'll figure it out. Oh, what else do what else do I got? I think it oh, I got Hasbin Hotel season two, right around the corner. I'm like, fabulous. You're gonna watch that with JJ. That damn with some fluff on your chest. A famous porn star. I do that kind of.

SPEAKER_12

I want to see when that release date. October 29th. Oh, yeah, right around the corner. Right around the corner, boy. Like Matt said, Fallout. Ooh.

SPEAKER_15

Early no, I think it's November 7th. It's next weekend. Netflix movie, I really want to check out. The Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein is coming to Netflix. I really want to check that out. Oh, but you're gonna be the only one that watches it. Huh? I'm not gonna be able to watch it. Oh, fuck. You know, JG17 come over. I I don't know if I could. I can't log into Netflix. Yeah, Netflix is the one that's peppermintal. Can we stream it to your TV? I might. I could maybe get away with that, but I was gonna say that's part of the reason I don't I think Netflix is the only one that has that bullshit. I don't know about Macs and all of them, but yeah, I can't. Uh Max, no, as long as you're on your prime, you can stream it anywhere. Yeah, Netflix, you can't no wait. No, you don't have Macs through Netflix. No, I just have Max Max. It's just Macs. So who I don't know. It's not a big deal, but I was just like, fuck. Well, Jay uh Netflix is being so Nazi with that, I don't get it. Like, why? I don't understand.

SPEAKER_05

Because they have 20 households sharing the same account.

SPEAKER_15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13

I get it to an extent.

SPEAKER_05

But just like the Bay Harbor butcher, they can't prove it.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. So you can only log in and you can't log, yeah, you can't even log in. What well you can log in, but you gotta pay extra or something.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know how to no, you just have to manage your devices.

SPEAKER_17

You have to prove that it's you. So every time you have to complete a captcha or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, a fucking captcha. A fucking captcha.

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My God.

SPEAKER_17

I couldn't even tell you though, because I ended up buying my own account so I didn't have to use somebody else's.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

Because it was bullshit.

SPEAKER_05

Because the whole thing where you can have multiple people using the same account, but you could only have it so many at the same time.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

So you couldn't have three people watching from the same account anymore.

SPEAKER_15

Well, didn't you? I remember when you all you'd be at Netflix at the house, you'd have like a million names up there. Your mom have a name.

SPEAKER_05

Well, we would all have our own thing because we'll all watch different fucking things. Amara would sometimes share a mind to watch the anime.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_17

But my mom would watch shit like uh not dancing with the stars, the dance moms and all that, all those reality TVs.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, you'd have all that shit on your fucking like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_17

What is all this? So we couldn't do that.

SPEAKER_16

So my mom got her own thing, the sister got her own thing. We ended up all paying for our own accounts anyway. Right, right.

SPEAKER_15

All right, everyone. This has just become random bullshit time. So it's always bullshit with it. We'll see you next time. Have another random bullshit episode. Another random bullshit episode. Just kidding.