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Cults I'd Join

Ever see that oddly identical group of people all cramming into a sketchy van or disappearing into rural land, and think to yourself, "I'd like to see what goes on in there..."? Whether you'd put on the matching outfit and dive on in, or just opt to be a fly on the wall, Cults I'd Join takes you to the inside as hosts Ameran and Jesse discuss the pros and cons of each group, what makes them tick, and whether or not they'd join. Join a new cult with us for an hour or so at a time. It's all the zany fun of cult joining, with none of that pesky commitment or potentially really bad decisions!

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Cults I'd Join

Lori Effing Vallow and a Triangle of Dummies

November 06, 2023 • Jesse and Ameran • Season 3 • Episode 4

Another doomsday cult who has it all figured out and isn't going to burn like the rest of us. YAWN. But this one has a kick: it's made up of only a handful of people and a few of them are the walking embodiment of everything a cult might call evil. Trigger warning for all things child-related in this one, and an extra trigger warning for anyone fully overwatching pretty girls LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER. Spoiler alert: she doesn't get away with it forever.

Original song and performance by Devon Sproule

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