Slappin' Bird
Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
Slappin' Bird
F*ck Bakery Pizza with S**n
This week we're joined by our friend S**n. He shares some stories of drug abuse, expertise in baking, and attempts to remain anonymous while admitting to dicking down our moms behind a deli counter the offers award-winning meats.
Alex peddles a theory that baby's foreskins are being harvested by the rich to be used in luxuriously creamy face lotions, and loses his mind over it.
Nico markets a new product called Health Nuts, a new supplement that relies upon healthy young men with diets of exotic fruits only, and their "nuts".