Slappin' Bird
Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
Slappin' Bird
Things Happen On Boats with Nate aka DJ Nasty Nuts (@junkdrunk401) and Nial
This week we had our highest-paid guest to date come on to tell us about his activities. Nate is an artist, electrician, father, and bestiality enthusiast who resides in Cranston, Rhode Island. A life-long RI native, Nate sheds some lights on some of his favorite things about Providence, the divine city, why the West End is the real Providence, talks about things he doesn't like about Rhode Island, and experimental techniques for getting off solo on ecstasy with just a warm facecloth and Vick's Vapo Rub.
Nate also fell deeply in love with not one, but two of our Equine Associates. We should expect offspring from them soon.
Nial makes a minor guest appearance but we had to silence him because he kept trying to share our social security numbers over the air.
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