Slappin' Bird
Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
Slappin' Bird
Free 21 Savage with Rene (@thehuman.will)
This week we lost Nico to the brutal grip-strength of one of the equine associates, much to the chagrin of our beloved guest, Rene (@thehuman.will on Instagram), who is given the grim task of rifling through Nico's plasma-soaked belongings to find a note revealing his whereabouts. Luckily, Nico will be back after some reconstructive surgery in Brazil. We took some time to discuss current events, Rene goes off about his failing bachelorhood, and we conclude Alex is a Simp because he doesn't know who 21 Savage is. We also received exclusive audio clips of Devo's final FINAL show where they performed a very special rendition of their hit "Whip It" for a sold-out crowd at Sketchers Stadium in Clarinet, Indiana.
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