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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#131: Serious Cactus
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In which Lauren & Mattias talk about the new Karate Kid: Legends film and warm up for their upcoming Live Mad Libs event. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as railroad booms and twisting jokes.
Content:
- Opening
- Mystery joke
- Weekly check in
- Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning
- Karate Kid: Legends
- Intermission
- Movie on!
- Payback
- Jönssonligan på Mallorca
- Mad Libs
- Weight update
- What's ruining our lives
- Fan Mail
- Wrap up
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Episode Introduction and Catch Up
Speaker 1in a world where everything is unscripted.
Speaker 2This is roasty toasty ghost was it my joke? Yeah, yeah, you liked that one, but I I took it and I gave it a twist yeah, yeah, what was the twists? I don't. I don't even know what the original was.
Speaker 1The twist was that you took it yeah.
Speaker 2That's what I did. I took it and I twisted it and I gave it back.
Speaker 1Yeah, you squeezed it.
Speaker 2I did.
Speaker 1Like a sponge.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Twisted my joke like a sponge.
Speaker 2Now it's all dried out Choke like a sponge. Now it's all dried out. Yeah, can't use it again.
Speaker 1Nope Now.
Speaker 2I'm all dry humor.
Speaker 1Maybe we should start this now.
Speaker 2Then open it up.
Speaker 1Good.
Speaker 2Yeah, hello, and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. My name is Lauren and I'm Matthias, and we are going to be your besties for the next hour or so. Yeah, right.
Speaker 1I think so.
Speaker 2The best podcast ever. That's what this is, yep. All right, matias, yes Hi.
Speaker 1Hello.
Speaker 2How are you doing?
Speaker 1I'm doing well, good yeah. How are you doing I? I'm doing well, good yeah, how are you doing?
Speaker 2I'm alright. Alright, I'm alright, I'm doing good.
Speaker 1Good.
Speaker 2I've been accused of copying your answers, so I'm trying to use different words.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're better.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 2Um how's life? Sup, sup, sup Okay.
Speaker 1No, it felt like that, like that kind of a question.
Speaker 2So sup, How's life?
Speaker 1My life is pretty good.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1All right, how's your life?
Speaker 2My life is it's going.
Speaker 1Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2I'm not sure where, but it's going.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean'm not sure where, but it's going, yeah, I mean a few people knows it.
Weekly Update: Saturday Through Monday
Speaker 2Yeah, where your life is going right, it's the end of may and I haven't had a job for the past couple months and I'm feeling minimally productive okay I mean sure I've been sure I went to school and I've been going to the gym, but I'm just not feeling like I've actually accomplished anything. I'm not doing much.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I watch TV, yeah, and I get my exercise and I try not to overeat. It's my life right now.
Speaker 1Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 2Minimal.
Speaker 1Yeah, my life is like I'm going to work and then I'm at home.
Speaker 2And then you sleep, and then you go back to work.
Speaker 1Yeah, pretty much it. I also watch TV and movies.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And edit.
Speaker 2Yeah, you do that. Have you done anything fun this week?
Speaker 1Yeah, I have Okay, should we talk about it?
Speaker 2We should talk about the week.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Did you write a list?
Speaker 1Maybe I wrote down a little bit until like Tuesday.
Speaker 2Wow, you quit, early Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2What did you do on Saturday?
Speaker 1We went for a walk and you borrowed three movies from me.
Speaker 2We did go for a walk.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That was Saturday.
Speaker 1It was.
Speaker 2What did I do on Saturday?
Speaker 1You went for a walk.
Speaker 2I did. And borrowed three movies oh yeah, I started off my Saturday going to yoga.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2That was fun. It was actually really nice because it was actually training, kind of yoga like a workout, instead of just relaxing and stretching, and that's what I wanted to go to and it was good. It felt really good. Yeah, my oldest had a birthday party with a whole bunch of his friends.
Speaker 1Oh yeah. And you had cake there was cake.
Speaker 2There was two different kinds of cake. I did my very best to not eat all of it you failed I had some. I ate a lot of whipped cream, so my stomach decided it hated me.
Speaker 1We tested it the night before.
Speaker 2So I had already consumed too much cream, and then the next day I consumed even more cream. And my stomach was like that's too much cream, so we took a walk.
Speaker 1Yes, we did and I got to borrow the movies. Yeah, which three movies did you borrow?
Speaker 2Karate Kid.
Speaker 1Yeah, the original trilogy. I was gonna say trilogy.
Speaker 2Trilogy, so we watched the first one on Saturday night.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's a good one.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's really good. Then on Sunday my life partner's mom came over and we had fika for my oldest birthday, yeah, right, and then my Did you have cake? Yes, there was cake. I ate quite a bit.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I had more cake than I intended on eating. That's usually how it goes with cake.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Afterwards, my life partner and I went for a walk oh okay, out in the woods, mm-hmm. And then I played outside with the kids and then we watched Karate Kid 2.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2The second one.
Speaker 1It's also a good one.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So on Sunday, my Sunday, I helped my dad working in the woods.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1That's what you did. I did. Then I helped my niece's farmor putting her grill together. Her grandmother, yeah her grandmother, but not my mother.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1So I had to say farmor, which is dad's mom.
Speaker 2Right, okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, After that, my like, directly after putting the grill together, Directly after putting the grill together, my sister had trouble getting into a trailer we have at home.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And because the door was locked from the inside and we don't have a key for the trailer.
Speaker 2That's weird, yeah. Why was it locked from the inside?
Speaker 1I think someone flipped the handle up like a toilet door, some toilet doors and just shut it.
Speaker 2Uh-huh.
Speaker 1And then we can open it from outside.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And all the windows were locked, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2So the only way to get in was through the sunroof or like takluka't know, yeah is that sunroof?
Speaker 1uh, yeah, yeah, it's a sunroof, yeah, I mean uh, and the hole was like, like this table as wide as it's a small square yeah, small square. And uh, we were like, yeah, my niece is the smallest one, so she will fit in there and maybe crawl down there. But she got all panicky.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And she's like I'm not going in there. So I was like, okay, I guess it's going to be me then. So I did that and I couldn't go down with my arms to the side. So I had to raise my arms to go down, but it worked.
Speaker 2Did you feel like Santa?
Speaker 1Yeah, almost.
Speaker 2Okay, good.
Speaker 1It wasn't a chimney, but it could have been.
Speaker 2He's got to be creative sometimes.
Speaker 1Not all kids live in a house with a chimney. But could have been. No, but he's got to be creative sometimes.
Speaker 2Yeah, so Not all kids live in a house with a chimney. Some of them live in a trailer with a sunroof.
Speaker 1Yeah, I got in and could unlock the door, so that felt good. It was fun Good. Later that night me and my mom went and saw Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning.
Speaker 2Right, how'd that go?
Speaker 1I had some problems.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, so this is the stupid thing. Nowadays we don't have cash.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1We only have the cell phones, the apps on the cell phones, and it's pretty useless when the internet doesn't work yeah I noticed that did you yeah okay so I tried to pay. It didn't work. I'm like, okay, I'll try again. It don't work. Um, I'll try to like, uh, turn off the internet and turn it on again. Didn't work. And I'm like, hey, mom, can I borrow your phone? Maybe we can try from you. Didn't work okay so I'm like, how are we gonna do this?
Speaker 2was? Was it the internet or was it the app itself?
Speaker 1I don't know, because the girl in the register she was like yeah, it can be problems with the internet sometimes. In here we're like, yeah, we can see that she suggested that. Yeah, maybe we can try when you get out from the movie.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So she wrote down my name and everything and when we got out from the movie it did work.
Speaker 2Okay, good, I could pay.
Speaker 1And yeah, I mean that's stressful. Yeah, it is, but I also turned off my phone. So maybe if I just had restarted my phone completely, maybe it had worked. But I feel like you shouldn't have to do that no, yeah, strange, yeah, how was the movie then? The movie was good. I just have to say one thing.
Speaker 1So my mom and I sat a little bit further back in the theater there was an older guy, a really old guy, walking in like a couple rows in front of us and he was barely walking. I'm like he's gonna fall soon and and he had a cane and he had popcorn in the other hand oh no and the thing is that the seats are like flip seats or like fold.
Speaker 1Yeah, you have to fold them down, yeah to sit, but he had his hands full so he sat on the edge, you know, and then he was like going down with with the seat, so it was like a boom oh god yeah oh and he spilled like half of his popcorn on the floor.
Speaker 2Oh, my god no.
Speaker 1Poor old man.
Speaker 2Did he start swearing too?
Speaker 1No, Okay, he was silent. He's like okay, I'm done yeah this is fine, yeah, this happens every time.
Speaker 2Probably.
Speaker 1No, me and my mom, we tried to hold the laughter in. Yeah, it was difficult.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And I leaned over to my mom and said was that Tom Cruise? Because apparently he did his own stunts.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 1The old man, wow All right, yeah Cool. So that was kind of funny with the old man and the seats.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1You asked me about the movie.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So my thoughts about the movie it was good and all, but it was very long. It was so long, it was almost three hours. It could have been shorter because in the beginning it was a lot of talking.
Speaker 1My mom fell asleep yeah, yeah so yeah, could have been shorter, but in a way I kind of like that they at least let us know what happened in previous movies so people didn't just go in not knowing what happened and just right into the action of the previous movies. So that was good, but it could definitely have been shorter.
Speaker 2I mean long movies are kind of every movie that come out now. It feels like a lot of them feel like they're close to three hours yeah, I know is that necessary?
Speaker 1not really it's too much I think under two hours is good, I mean 130 is okay with that yeah, one and a half, that's enough. Yeah, you don't have to go longer than that really not unless it's like absolutely necessary yeah, exactly but if you could cut it down to one and a half, that's enough yeah, um, um, so yeah, but uh, what was kind of cool with the movie was that some characters from previous movies came back. Movies that Movies that like the earliest movies.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Characters we haven't seen, and that was cool. I thought that was really cool too. I'm like I know that I've seen that guy somewhere and then I'm like, oh, it's that guy. Oh, he's old now.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That happens.
Speaker 2Sometimes that happens.
Speaker 1It had other fun supporting actors like Nick Offerman.
Speaker 2Oh okay, Ron Swanson.
Speaker 1Yeah, he was in the movie.
Speaker 2I used to work with that guy.
Speaker 1Yeah, and he played a serious character, cactus Cactus, a serious cactus, in the movie. Yeah, people were like ouch. No, he played a serious character.
Speaker 2That's good. That's good for him. Yeah, he fits perfectly.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was pretty cool to see him in a movie like this. Yeah, of course I have to mention the action sequences. I mean, the stunt work in this movie is so good, it's so cool.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Especially at the end of the movie.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It's amazing, very, very cool. In that aspect it was great, but, yeah, if it was just a little bit shorter. So this movie wasn't like a favorite in the franchise, but it's not the worst either. I would probably put it in the bottom half, though, of eight movies. Yeah, Okay. But still enjoyed it.
Speaker 2I enjoyed all of these movies, so you did mention which movie you saw right.
Speaker 1Yes, I did. Okay, you did mention which movie you saw right? Yes, I did, but I can tell people again because I've been talking for like two hours and 49 minutes. At least the movie's length.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So the movie is called Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2The Final Reckoning. Okay, I thought that.
Speaker 1Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning.
Speaker 2Okay, sorry, I just didn't remember if you had actually said the title.
Speaker 1Yes, I did, and I was so happy that I got it right the first time.
Speaker 2Good, not the second time.
Tuesday Through Wednesday Recap
Speaker 1No, not the second time, but the third time, kind of yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my thoughts about the movie. Pretty good good enjoyed this franchise very good. Good, we're gonna watch all the movies at some point okay sigh no, no, sorry, not good anything else, that was it.
Speaker 2Did you have anything for Monday?
Speaker 1Not as much. So on Monday I went to work, and then when I came home I helped my niece's grandma Faramur again, but this time I was putting together some kind of like a pinwheel thing.
Speaker 2Okay, yep, yeah, a pinwheel.
Speaker 1Yeah, kind of let's call it a pinwheel thing. Okay, yep, spinny, yeah a pinwheel. Yeah, kind of let's call it a pinwheel.
Speaker 2Well, how is it not a pinwheel?
Speaker 1I mean, when I'm thinking pinwheel, it's the thing that you go around holding like this.
Speaker 2You can do that, yeah, or you can stick it in the ground.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, true, but this one was like, instead of vertical it was horizontal.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, it's a wind spinny thing.
Speaker 1Yeah, wind spinny thing.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That's the word for it.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I'm happy to have the American here.
Speaker 2I know the language very well.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Wind spinny thing is usually what we call it. If you need to look for it on like google or something, you just search wind spinny thing and you'll find what you're looking for there, it is there it is on monday for me.
Speaker 2I did go to school, okay, we worked on a lot of grammar, so I felt like I was gonna fall asleep oh I mean, grammar is fun for me, but after a while it's like so repetitive because we've been talking about the same things for several weeks now and it's like all right, I get it, why can't everyone else get it? My life partner and I went to the trail in the woods and we walked, but we decided we're going to take a different trail this time. We're just going to see where it goes, see what happened, and I mean what's the worst that could happen? It can't be much longer than the other one.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2The trail we usually take takes us like half an hour right yeah, maybe we walked for pretty much an hour and 10 minutes okay like your route at your place yeah so it was twice as long, and we didn't even do the entire thing okay so, yeah, we were getting really concerned for a while because it's like this is going on forever.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And yeah, we needed to get home, but it took us a while.
Speaker 1We should take that sometime.
Speaker 2At some point, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1Not just. Maybe we should.
Speaker 2We should. I need to make arrangements first.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Tuesday.
Speaker 1Tuesday I went to work. When I got home, I paid bills and then I watched TV. That's what happened on Tuesday.
Speaker 2Yeah, I took my final test for my Swedish class. It was four tests. We had a reading test, a word test, grammar test, a reading test, a word test, grammar test and a writing test and I kind of zoomed through it. You know I was pretty quick with it. There was one word in the word test that I didn't get, but it was a weird word, so I don't blame myself for not getting it.
Speaker 1Yeah so whatever yeah.
Speaker 2So whatever, yeah. And with the writing test you were supposed to write at least 200 words. I don't count my words, I write a whole bunch of words and then I send it in. Yeah.
Speaker 1How many did you write I?
Speaker 2didn't count because we were writing like by hand.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, I thought they counted and they're like I hope not. They're like you're at 199.
Speaker 2Mm, no, so fail. Well, we usually, when we have writing assignments, I would write on the computer and there's a little word counter at the bottom. Yeah, but not when I'm writing with my hands.
Speaker 1No, I would write on the computer and there's a little word counter at the bottom, but not when I'm writing with my hands no, yeah, so yeah, I did that.
Speaker 2I still feel pretty good about how I did other than that one word. I don't really care, but I did that. I was the first one out. It was awkward again. And then when my oldest got out of school, I took him shopping for shoes. He wanted shoes, he needed shoes.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then later that evening I forced myself to go spinning. I really didn't feel like it, but I did it anyway.
Speaker 1Good job.
Speaker 2Thank you. What about Wednesday?
Speaker 1Wednesday I have not written anything about Wednesday, but I know that we went to the gym.
Speaker 2We did. How do you feel it went?
Speaker 1It was okay.
Speaker 2It wasn't the best, but you didn't really want to go.
Speaker 1No, not really.
Speaker 2But it had been a while and you said maybe we could go or whatever, I don't know what you said. Yeah, I don't know. But it sounded like you were interested in going and then, when we got there, you didn't want to be there anymore.
Speaker 1No, because I'd rather have walks.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Just regular walks. That's when we can just talk and walk and talk.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I kind of prefer that, but that's maybe just me.
Speaker 2I like walking and talking.
Speaker 1We did that afterwards we did?
Speaker 2I mean, we played with the weight machines a little bit and then we took a walk.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's also the thing. I don't really want to gain muscles right now when I'm trying to lose weight. Also, I was going to take the train to this town from work. But the problem was that I was in time and everything, but the damn train was on the wrong track. It was on the other side.
Speaker 2Why.
Speaker 1I don't know, it was so stupid. And then I would have made that train if the railway wasn't closed.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because they put down the boom Boom, they boomed the railroad. Yeah, yeah, that's weird it was the train going the other way? I wasn't going to take that one, yeah.
Speaker 2That's weird.
Speaker 1It was the train going the other way. I wasn't gonna take that one, no. And then when that train left, then my train left, and then the booms went up.
Speaker 2Okay.
Thursday's Special Day: Christ's Ascension
Speaker 1So perfect. That was inconvenient I didn't have a chance to get to the train.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That made me really mad.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Why wouldn't yeah?
Speaker 2I don't know. So it wasn't. They switched things up this time.
Speaker 1Yeah, I guess they did. Sometimes that happens, but I usually get to the other side and go on the train anyways, but this time I couldn't, I didn't have a chance.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Couldn't they see that people were waiting to get over?
Speaker 2they should have they can wait for five minutes or two minutes and it was a lot of people too, right?
Speaker 1yeah, yeah, no, can't do it no but you got onto the bus and it was fine yeah, but just got me so frustrated so it wasn't my fault.
Speaker 2I missed the train.
Speaker 1It was someone else's fault.
Speaker 2Yeah, thursday.
Speaker 1Thursday Exciting day.
Speaker 2A very good day.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2You had the day off.
Speaker 1I had the day off.
Speaker 2Because it was a holiday.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Some kind of Christian holiday?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Very cool, get the day off.
Speaker 1Kristi Himmelfärdstag.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1The day Jesus flies away, flies to the skies.
Speaker 2Yep, very cool. Well, I'm going to start off with telling you about the Children's Day that I volunteered at. It was an event with a whole bunch of activities for kids. They have this every year and we usually go and participate, but as guests as guests, but this time I volunteered to work one of the booths.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So I was at the ball-throwing booth so kids had to try throwing the ball into uh the booth some clown's mouth. Oh well, there were three clowns, okay, and all of them had a mouth that you had to throw a ball into, and it was very difficult, but it was fun I enjoyed it there two of my kids were there, okay. My daughter was also volunteering. She was giving tattoos, Ah okay, she was doing tattoos. I have a little tattoo on my arm. She was testing on me.
Speaker 1Okay, did you take a picture of that?
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I guess I should have. Yeah, I can. It's not too late, it's still there.
Speaker 1Yeah, why not take a picture and put it up on Instagram?
Speaker 2I mean, I guess I can put it up on Instagram.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It's just a character from Peppa Pig. Yeah, it was Raffy the Giraffy, right.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's who I aspire to be, so I can reach the basket of things.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's probably filled with snacks.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah, that's probably filled with snacks. Yeah, so she was tattooing people. And then my youngest came later and he participated in the activities.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, as a guest Mm.
Speaker 2So we did that and it was fun. I did not have so much fun getting there because I was in a rush. I had to wait until 8.30 to go to the gym.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2And then I had to rush home or no, I had to rush to the store to get like something for lunch for myself or breakfast brunch. I had brunch and then I had to rush home and eat my brunch and I had fixed myself some coffee and a water bottle and I put them in my backpack and then I biked to the place and my coffee had spilled into my backpack on the way. So I didn't have that much fun with that.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But volunteering was fun. And then I went home and did some things. I fixed dinner for the kids and then you took a bus.
Speaker 1I took a bus to this town. I ate here or ate out, what do you call it?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, you had a cheeseburger.
Speaker 1I did, and fries.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It was good, but it burned my mouth. Yeah, because I didn't know how much time I had, so I was like stressing yeah, we met you and we took a train and we went into the city. Yeah, big city.
Speaker 2Because we were going to watch a movie.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2On a big screen, really big screen, and we had really comfy reclining chairs.
Speaker 1Yeah, a new cinema.
Speaker 2We've never been to the cinema.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2This one before.
Speaker 1Yeah, newly built.
Speaker 2Yeah, yes, and what did we see?
Speaker 1We watched Karate Kid Legends. And this was very exciting yeah the both of us it's a lot of firsts a lot of firsts.
Karate Kid Legends Movie Experience
Speaker 2We both saw a jackie chan movie in the theater together, for the first time, yes and we went into this new cinema for the first time yes, yeah, and we sat in comfy chairs Together.
Speaker 1Yeah, together For the first time. For the first time.
Speaker 2And it was a big deal.
Speaker 1It was.
Speaker 2We took my oldest and my daughter. I think we all enjoyed the movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I loved it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2There was a lot. Yeah, there was a lot to uh take in and you could really tell that jackie was choreographing the fight scenes yeah which made me really happy yeah I was really excited about that yeah, very cool.
Speaker 1It had his style through them. It was funny. It was funny. It had great action and funny moments.
Speaker 2The ending was really funny too.
Speaker 1Yeah, it has a really funny ending.
Speaker 2No bloopers.
Speaker 1No, that's too bad.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1This movie isn't that long. It was a good length to it, I think.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It has the classic karate kid story, but it also takes another turn, like a small twist yeah that doesn't really happen in the other movies. It's a good thing that the kid already knows kung fu, so he doesn't have to learn everything from start, right, because that would just be a retread from the previous movies. Yeah, that was a good thing.
Speaker 2Yeah, and with this one it's the original Karate Kid is meeting the modern day Karate Kid. Yeah, which is Jackie's Karate Kid. Yeah, exactly, that was cool, and in a way kind of Cobra Kai but, I was really kind of hoping they would lean more into the Cobra Kai as well, but they didn't, and whatever, that's okay.
Speaker 1I'm kind of hoping that this movie does well at the box office. Well at the box office, yeah.
Speaker 2So maybe a sequel can be more characters from cobra kai series be in the movies too. Yeah, that would be cool, that would be really cool if we could get like a huge combination of all of them yeah, that would be so awesome yeah, I mean, I wouldn't even mind if, uh, what's his name? Jayaden Smith.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know Exactly.
Speaker 2Came back as well. Yeah, that would be really cool also yeah.
Speaker 1He's welcome.
Speaker 2Yeah, in summary, we loved this movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2We can agree on that. Yes, it was really exciting and I'm really glad that we had this experience together.
Speaker 1Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2Yeah, experience together. Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah, I'm a little emotional over here. Yeah, and that was yesterday, that was Thursday.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And today is Friday.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Would you like to take a break?
Speaker 1Let's take a break.
Speaker 2It feels like we've been going on for a while.
Speaker 1We have.
Speaker 2All right, we will take a break, and then we'll be right back.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Hello, hello, welcome back.
Speaker 1We're back.
Speaker 2We're back to part two of the episode.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2I was trying to say that it is Friday. It is Today, friday, it's May 30th.
Speaker 1That is true.
Speaker 2The last day of May.
Speaker 1Tomorrow is June. Oh okay, am I wrong? You want to tell me I'm wrong 31st tomorrow but I'm not sure.
Speaker 2Tell me I'm wrong. Tomorrow's the 31st, which is the last day of May.
Speaker 1Yeah, In an hour you'd be right a few.
Speaker 2But then it would be the 31st.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, and that's the last, so you should have waited with that comment for like an hour or so.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't want to be here for an hour or so.
Speaker 1No, okay, not another hour, we can keep this one shorter.
Break and Return
Speaker 2Right, it's May 30th. It's the day before the last day of May.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It's almost June. We watched movies.
Speaker 1We did.
Speaker 2Would you like to move on?
Speaker 1Let's move on.
Speaker 2All right. So today we watched Payback yes, yeah. And Jöns, today we watched Payback yes, yeah.
Speaker 1And Jönssonligan på Mallorca.
Speaker 2Okay, what.
Speaker 1Jönssonligan på Mallorca.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1The Jönsson gang on Mallorca. I don't know what Mallorca is.
Speaker 2Is that a place in Spain?
Speaker 1Yeah, Mallorca, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2Is that a place in Spain? Yeah, mallorca. Okay, I don't know. Is that translated?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Friday Movie Day: Payback & Jönsson Gang
Speaker 2I have to know things. Yeah, mallorca, mallorca. Yeah, we'll say that I'm going to tell you about Payback. Yes, okay, this is a movie with Mel Gibson, yep, and he is trying to get his money back.
Speaker 1Yes, he's upset and he wants his money back.
Speaker 2That's what this movie is about.
Speaker 1Yeah, why is he upset?
Speaker 2Because someone borrowed money from him and they didn't pay him back.
Speaker 1Yeah, they were also supposed to split the money, but the other people shot him in the back and took all the money. Yeah, so yeah, that's how they borrowed the money, I guess okay um, yeah, yeah, he just want the 70 000 dollars.
Speaker 2That's his people keep saying like 130, but he doesn't want that, he just want the 70 000 yeah, and it's kind of funny because those kind of people who handle lots of money daily 70 000 seems like a small number for them.
Speaker 1Yeah, I feel like. Yeah, it's like what the old man said. That's what my clothes are worth yeah. That's nothing, but yeah.
Speaker 2It was important to Mel Gibson. Yeah, it was a principle, yeah, like yeah, so. What else?
Speaker 1What else? What else he? Yeah, I mean this whole thing leads him into like war with the mob and everything and it's, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2Lucy Liu is in this movie.
Speaker 1That is true.
Speaker 2Yep, and she is really into beating people up.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2She likes it a lot.
Speaker 1Yes, she's not really the same character as in Shanghai Noon.
Speaker 2No, not at all.
Speaker 1There's a difference. Yeah, this movie is kind of dark. I mean it has a dark sense of humor. Kind of dark, I mean it has a dark sense of humor. It can be quite humorous, but it's a dark sense of humor. I'd say yeah, yeah, and Mel Gibson's character maybe isn't the nicest person in the world, but there are also worse in this movie. Yeah, in the world, but he's not. There are also worse in this movie. Yeah, like uh, he, he doesn't hurt people, who doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 2You can put it that way. Yeah, what did you think about the movie um?
Speaker 1I think okay. So this is not like a favorite of his movies, but I still think it's. It's pretty good. It's a little bit violent maybe in some scenes, but I'm used to that. So, yeah, I mean it's okay. I'll say that.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1What do you think about this?
Speaker 2movie. I wasn't a huge fan of the movie, no Um.
Speaker 1I almost figured that one out before watching the movie.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't know, I had a hard time keeping up.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Honestly, and yeah, I don't know, it felt like it was kind of all over the place and there was a a lot happening and I don't think I really got the context. Okay, you know, it felt like people were just kind of randomly popping in and am I supposed to know who that is?
Speaker 2You know, Uh-huh, like the guy who was eating popcorn. He was standing next to Mel Gibson and the guy was eating Wasn't he eating popcorn or something? And they were like looking at something and he was just like there. I don't know what his role was, even, but he did come back later and I'm still like I don't know who this guy is.
Speaker 1Oh, at the beginning.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was the guy who betrayed him.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Who shot him in the back. I didn't get that Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess I just didn't understand the movie. Okay, I liked your video more than the movie.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2The one that you made yes For the movie, anything else.
Speaker 1I don't think Well, Jönsson Ligan from Mallorca.
Speaker 2Yes, please.
Speaker 1This time the gang is in Spain, mallorca, and Charles Ingmar gets tricked and he doesn't want to be with his friends, get tricked. He has to go back to his friends to get revenge on the people that tricked him.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that was good. So that was that. What did you think?
Speaker 1about the movie. I enjoyed this one. Yeah, yeah, that was good. So that was that. What did you think about the movie?
Speaker 2I enjoyed this one.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It was really good. I thought it was funny and, for being a Swedish movie, I could keep up with it better than the other one. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I liked it Okay good. I still agree that third one's the best. Yeah, I liked it, okay good.
Speaker 2I still agree that third one's the best. But this one was better than the one after that one. I think, how many are we at? Five, Five okay.
Speaker 1I think that the third one and the fifth one, this one, they're the best, both of them.
Speaker 2Yeah, I like this one a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, this one is Because when I'm thinking Jönsson Ligan, those are the two movies I'm thinking of first. Yeah, Because I don't know, I guess I've seen those two the most.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And yeah, they're great. It's so fun to see the gang Harry gets to blow things up again. They're doing the heists, something goes wrong and Charles Ingmar is clumsy, as always. Yeah.
Speaker 2And Harry is afraid of water again.
Speaker 1Yeah, as he should be.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And they have a cool car. Yeah, it was be. Yeah, and they have a cool car.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was yellow.
Speaker 1Yeah, and you could take the wheel, you could go, oh yeah, you could switch the wheel from. The front to the back, yeah or both sides were the front really then yeah, that was cool, I liked that scene.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was good, I liked it, I liked that scene.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was good, I liked it Good me too Good. And, yeah, this is the last Jönsson Liga movie with these three characters.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean with the original actors, that is.
Speaker 2Okay, anything else.
Speaker 1No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2All right, we will continue to the next segment yeah the next saturday yeah, this saturday right from when the record, when the episode goes up. June 7th, yeah, is when we will be doing live mad lis. So would you like to do a couple Mad Libs with me? Yeah, to warm up.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1That'd be funny.
Speaker 2Yay, all right, I'm going to find us a story and you're going to fill in the blanks.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2We have president stories now. Yeah, I need an adjective.
Speaker 1Itchy Number 51.
Speaker 2Male celebrity.
Speaker 1John Travolta.
Speaker 2Noun Cookie Number 342. Noun.
Speaker 1Jet engine.
Speaker 2Verb ending in ing Fishing, plural noun.
Speaker 1Fishing.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Crocodiles.
Speaker 2Part of the body.
Speaker 1Toenail.
Speaker 2Two types of food.
Speaker 1Okay, chicken salad and s'mores.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Straight.
Speaker 2Another adjective.
Speaker 1Fallen.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Boards.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Snakes.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Pointy.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Models.
Speaker 2Okay, this one is called Home, sweet Home. Okay, thank you for joining us this morning as we take you on an itchy tour of the White House. Over 51 people visit this cookie every year. The first president to live here was John Travolta. The house itself has 132 rooms, including 342 bathrooms, a movie theater, a bowling jet engine and a fishing pool.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1Too good.
Speaker 2Yep, there is a staff of about 90 crocodiles waiting, sorry, ready to wait on the president hand and toenail, including five chefs to cook everything from chicken salad to s'mores. The most well-known area of the building is the straight wing, where we find the president's famous fallen office. Important boards are discussed here, where many historic snakes have been signed through the years.
Speaker 1I wonder what the important boards are.
Speaker 2Like um idea boards.
Speaker 1I guess Surfboards.
Speaker 2Surfboards are discussed.
Speaker 1It's all kinds of boards.
Speaker 2They sign snakes as well. Standing here you really feel a pointy sense of history. Plus, you can brag about your house to the models next door.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Oh bleh, okay, here you go, you can write this time.
Speaker 1I can Plural noun.
Speaker 2Bunnies.
Speaker 1Adverb.
Speaker 2Tomorrow.
Speaker 1Verb ending in ing.
Speaker 2Sleeping.
Speaker 1Person in room, or just person, I guess.
Speaker 2A person.
Speaker 1Mm.
Speaker 2Uh Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1Number 13. Part of the body plural.
Speaker 2Broken nails.
Speaker 1Uh, okay, I know, you did toenails. Yeah, I have broken nails, broken nails, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Was it plural?
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, plural noun.
Speaker 2Rosethorns.
Speaker 1Adjective.
Speaker 2Wise.
Speaker 1Occupation.
Speaker 2Boss. That's an occupation, right yeah, being a boss.
Speaker 1Yes, animal plural.
Speaker 2Bats.
Speaker 1Verb.
Speaker 2To spread Like diseases.
Speaker 1Yes, adjective.
Speaker 2Important.
Speaker 1Verb ending in ing.
Speaker 2Opening.
Speaker 1Occupation plural.
Speaker 2Assistant boss. No, let's go with pianist.
Speaker 1Noun.
Speaker 2Photograph, I have to use the entire word.
Speaker 1Adjective.
Speaker 2Wavy.
Speaker 1Spelling.
Speaker 2W-A-V-Y.
Speaker 1In the wavy.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yay, I have a story for you.
Speaker 2Oh, you want me to read it.
Speaker 1If you want to.
Speaker 2All right. What if I don't want to?
Speaker 1I guess I have to.
Speaker 2Should we just end this?
Speaker 1Sure, all right. What if I don't want to? I guess I have to. Should we just end this? Sure, all right. Cliffhanger.
Speaker 2We'll read it on the live.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2No, this one is called Honest Abe.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Few bunnies are as revered as Abraham Lincoln, known tomorrow for his honesty. Yeah, people will know tomorrow Tomorrow.
Speaker 1That for his honesty yeah.
Speaker 2People will know tomorrow. Tomorrow that he was honest. Yeah, honest Abe earned his nickname when he was a young man sleeping at a general store.
Speaker 1Yeah, that guy must be honest, he's sleeping.
Speaker 2Yeah, when he discovered that he had shorted Jackie Chan by 13 pennies, he closed the shop and ran as fast as his broken nails could carry him to return the money. Local rose thorns started asking Abe to settle wise disputes and contests. Okay, lincoln was interested in the law and became a respected boss. Yes, okay, at the time, most lawyers and politicians were considered lying bats.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2When Lincoln would spread in the courthouse, oh God.
Speaker 1No man spread.
Speaker 2That's not what I meant. No, no Diseases was what I meant. Oh yeah, he spread, man spread. That's not what I meant. No, no Diseases was what I meant. Oh yeah, he spread the diseases Not legs when Lincoln would spread in the courthouse.
Speaker 1Spread diseases in the courthouse.
Speaker 2Even those who lost to him still respected his important integrity as president. Lincoln was known for opening the truth to his generals and pianists.
Speaker 1Genitals and pianists.
Speaker 2His honesty became the photograph of American virtue, and that's the wavy truth.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right. Well, that was that.
Speaker 1That was that yeah.
Speaker 2So join us on Saturday, june 7th and play Mad Libs with us. It's going to be a lot of fun yeah.
Speaker 1That was unsure Very hesitant.
Speaker 2Very hesitant no.
Speaker 1No, Maybe no, I was going to say yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's going to be fun fun I think so and we hope to see you there yeah I feel like we're nearing the end of the episode I think so too all right, would you like to give a weight update? Not really for the people following our weight adventure. No journey, not adventures. I guess, it's an adventure. There's been lots of roller coasters here.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2But it's a journey.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, we're going up and down, up and down.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Both of us, so I'm not as happy this week.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm not as happy this week.
Speaker 1Okay, because this since last Friday I gained 0.3 kilograms.
Speaker 2That's a problem.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Wait, three or 0.3? 0.3. Okay, good.
Speaker 1I was thinking three whole kilos at first. Yeah, that would have been awful.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right, let's see when was I last week.
Speaker 1Right here.
Speaker 2Oh, where am I now?
Speaker 1Right here.
Speaker 2This week. I'm glad that you had a bad week.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, because I had a good week.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, that's how it's going to go. We can't both have good weeks.
Speaker 2That seems to be the trend. Either one of us does really good and the other one does really bad. Or yeah, that's usually how it is.
Speaker 1Yeah, For the last couple of weeks I've been good and I've been really bad.
Speaker 2So this week I lost. Are you ready? It's a number 4.1 kilos.
Speaker 1Wow that much.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But that's also since you was really bad before. Oh, I was very bad. Yeah, that's the only positive thing with being really bad. It's like next week it might look so much better.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, but I'm going in the right direction.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2For once.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Since, like Christmas, it only took me five months.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, I felt the same way like last week. Well, the week before that was, it felt even better.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So I hope I can get back on track next week.
Speaker 2You did have a point this week where you were doing really good.
Speaker 1Yeah, I did. So, or at the end of last week, on Sunday I think.
Speaker 2I don't know, I don't remember.
Speaker 1Yeah, because it was Sunday morning. Then on Sunday evening I ruined it all by going to the movies.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2We did pretty good at the movies together yesterday.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, could have been worse.
Speaker 2Definitely, but we did good. We did good we did. Do you want to tell me what is ruining your life?
Speaker 1Difficult to come up with something that's ruining my life. Do you want to take this first?
Speaker 2I feel like I'm a little bit torn between financials and ice cream cake.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Financials, because there are none. And ice cream cake also because there's none here. Yeah, they don't sell ice cream cake here, they don't. No.
Speaker 1Not, don't sell ice cream cake here?
Speaker 2They don't no.
Speaker 1Not the friendliest ice cream cake. No, maybe not. And now I have to think about what's ruining my life, my life.
Speaker 2In my life there's been heartache and pain, I don't know.
Speaker 1I mean, it's probably that I have to snack on something. Snacking habit, yeah, snacking habit, that's my yeah, that's what's ruining my life, I guess.
Speaker 2That is a difficult one.
Speaker 1Yeah, that might be why I gained weight this week.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's not easy.
Speaker 1It is not.
Speaker 2We did get fan mail.
Speaker 1We did this week. Yay.
Speaker 2We got two from the same person.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, the first fan mail was I mean, they're both from Heather.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Our favorite listener.
Speaker 1Yes, Hello Heather.
Speaker 2Hi Heather. She says I was driving when you told your bedtime story and I fell asleep.
Speaker 1Oh no.
Speaker 2It was a good bedtime story.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean Her other text. Okay, yeah, so she woke up in the hospital, or I don't know.
Speaker 2I haven't heard that much from her, so maybe, but it was a good bedtime story.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's good yeah.
Speaker 2She means the last episode. I told a very nice bedtime story.
Speaker 1About a frog.
Speaker 2There was a frog. That's all I remember about that.
Speaker 1And the rock.
Speaker 2Yeah, he usually ends up there somewhere. Yeah, all right, I'm all out of sips.
Speaker 1So am I. You know what that means.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1We're all out of episode.
Speaker 2I guess we are.
Speaker 1I'd say so.
Speaker 2Would you like to wrap this up? Yeah, all right, let's do that.
Speaker 1Sounds good.
Speaker 2Thank you for listening to the episode.
Speaker 1Yes, thank you.
Speaker 2We will be back next week with a brand new episode Hopefully a good one. Yeah, oh, national Day is when we'll be recording next.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Sweden's National Day.
Speaker 1Should I sing?
Speaker 2You definitely should.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And, yes, again, join us on June 7th for our Live Mad Libs on Twitch. You can find all the information you need in the description of this episode. Yeah, yeah, send us a text, tell us your thoughts, tell us your plans for this weekend.
Speaker 1Yeah, other than joining us for Live Mad Libs yeah exactly and if you have thought about how long you want this podcast to go on for tell us.
Speaker 2No one ever said anything. No, only comments about bedtime stories.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, she fell asleep, so she she missed that part.
Speaker 2Yeah, she didn't hear, missed that part. Yeah, she didn't hear us say that, no.
Speaker 1So it's understandable.
Speaker 2I guess so.
Wrap Up and Announcements
Speaker 1Maybe we should save the bedtime stories for the end of the episode, next time if we do another one.
Speaker 2I had two stories last episode.
Speaker 1Yeah well, the bedtime. We started with the bedtime story.
Speaker 2That's a mistake, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1But that's how we learn.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Okay, now you can 300 episodes later.
Speaker 2Oh no, it's only 131. Yeah, 131 episodes later, I learned my lesson. Yeah, thanks for hanging out with us.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Have a nice life.
Speaker 1Yeah, see you next week.
Speaker 2Yeah, yes, have a nice life, yep See you next week.
Speaker 1Yeah, bye, bye-bye.
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Speaker 2Goodbye Mattias, goodbye Lauren.