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#140: Burying Yourself Alive
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In which Lauren & Mattias learn the future of AI and play Mad Libs. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as lucky guesses and bed pot.
Content:
- Opening
- Weekly check in
- Movie on!
- Assassins
- Män som hatar kvinnor (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo)
- Intermission
- Future lessons: AI & Terminator
- Mad Libs!
- Wrap up
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Episode Introduction
Speaker 1in a world where everything is unscripted. This is roasty toasty ghost. Do you want to have a long episode today?
Speaker 2no, but it's probably gonna end up being that way yeah, maybe yeah, I mean it's 140, so we have to yeah I think so. Do you want to open this up already?
Speaker 1uh, we can open up right go ahead okay, here we come. Yay, hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty. This is Matias.
Speaker 2And this is Lauren.
Speaker 1And we are going to be your besties for an hour or so? Probably not.
Speaker 2An hour or two? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1That's probably it. Yep, yeah, but but.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1But what? But, Some people say that this is the bed pot. Why is that so?
Speaker 2difficult, the bed pot.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think I had some bed pots today, oh no. No, some people say that this is the best podcast ever.
Speaker 2I agree yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, so that's cool.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1What else?
Speaker 2How are you doing, Matias?
Speaker 1I'm doing pretty good. I'm a little bit tired. How are you?
Speaker 2I'm very tired.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2I have not been sleeping this week. For some reason. I will fall asleep and then in the middle of the night I'll randomly wake up, and then I won't fall back asleep.
Speaker 1Oh, you have a lot of thoughts.
Speaker 2My brain has the zoomies and it's annoying because I'm tired. I want to sleep.
Speaker 1Yeah, I get it, yeah I also want to sleep okay but you know I'm tired because I have a job to go to oh, excuse me, so sorry yeah yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2I'm to tell you about my week, though.
Speaker 1Okay, let's do that, your tired week.
Speaker 2My tired week. So on Saturday we grilled with my neighbor, which was nice because she likes to bake and I like consuming the things that she bakes.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It was really good and my daughter and I went horseback riding.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2We went bareback horseback riding and I haven't ridden a horse since I was I don't know how old, maybe around her age, maybe a little bit older, but still it's been a long time.
Speaker 1Yeah, I haven't ridden a horse since never, ever Ever.
Speaker 2Okay, but it was fun. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1That's cool.
Speaker 2What did you do on Saturday?
Speaker 1Saturday I celebrated my sister.
Speaker 2Oh right.
Speaker 1Her birthday because I was here on Friday when it was her actual birthday.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So yeah, that's what happened on Saturday. Sunday, you took the bus here.
Speaker 2To your place.
Speaker 1Yeah, to my place, not here.
Speaker 2No, but you know what I mean. And we went for a walk.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then my family showed up to your place and we all had fika and celebrated your niece.
Speaker 1Mm Niece Niece's birthday. That was on Monday.
Speaker 2Right, but she had her birthday party on Sunday.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And we had fun? I think I think so, yeah, and we went home and hung out there for a while and then I got restless and came back to your place and we went for another walk we're dead yeah, on monday I took my family to fooder week oh yeah the amusement park and my daughter got to take a friend and we all had fun.
Speaker 1Good.
Speaker 2I kind of went swimming which was nice because it was really warm on and off. But yeah, and I spent most of the day with sick child and I went on some rides with the bigger kids and we all had fun.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It was a long day. We were there the entire time.
Speaker 1Pretty much, yeah, and I celebrated my niece on her birthday. So, yeah, that's what I did. Well, I worked first, first I went to work, then I celebrated my niece after work Tuesday.
Speaker 2Yeah, tuesday, wednesday and Thursday I pretty much just stayed home and I don't even know what I did.
Speaker 1No, did we go for a walk? We?
Speaker 2went for a walk every single day, which was nice, yeah, but on Tuesday I watched the Matrix with my oldest.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Which was interesting because we got pretty far into the movie. I think it felt like it was kind of far and he was just like I have no idea what's going on and I couldn't really explain. No, I didn't have words to explain what was going on. No, I was like I don't know what to tell you, but you seemed to enjoy it by the end of the movie.
Speaker 1Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2Yeah, I didn't do much more than that. No, and we did go for walks every day.
Speaker 1We did.
Speaker 2And it was nice.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was. We did like different areas.
Speaker 2At some point during this week I was getting my mail and we had some kind of booklet of advertisements, pretty much, and so I opened it and was just skimming through it, and one of the advertisements was how am I to translate this? Uh, I said something along the lines of right yeah uh, so personal funeral assistance yeah, assistance, yeah, okay, yeah so I took it like burying yourself alive and getting advice for that. So now I'm curious for advice for burying myself alive.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Can I look that up?
Speaker 1Sure.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm going to ask Open Eyes. Open Eyes doesn't want to help me.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2It says I'm really sorry you're feeling this way. Okay, you're not alone and things can get better, even if it doesn't seem like it right now. It might help to talk to someone you trust, like a friend or a family member, and I strongly encourage reaching out to a mental health professional. You're valuable and your life matters. Yeah, that's true, ben, it was kind of funny. Anyway, it is Friday. Yeah, it's too bad. It was kind of funny, anyway it is Friday, yeah. It's August 1st.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Happy August.
Speaker 1Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2You're welcome.
Speaker 1Weird.
Speaker 2Uh what.
Speaker 1It is weird.
Speaker 2It's weird that it's already August.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, it is, and we watched movies.
Speaker 1We did watch movies today.
Speaker 2Would you like to movie on?
Speaker 1Let's movie on.
Speaker 2All right. So, uh, we're gonna do that.
Speaker 1Okay, yes.
Speaker 2So you know, tonight we watched Assassins.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2And the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Speaker 1Yes, the Swedish version, the Swedish one, which in Sweden is called Men som hatar kvinnor.
Speaker 2Men who hate women.
Speaker 1Mm.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I'm going to tell you about Assassins.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2This is a movie with Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 1Yep.
Speaker 2It's been a while since we've seen a Stallone movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, in like a month.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's a long time. Also, Antonio Banderas, but no.
Speaker 1Antonio Banderas.
Speaker 2Yeah, he was also in this movie. Yes, puss in Boots.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Zorro, zorro Duh.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Both, both of them, they all were in this movie yeah and uh rambo and sorrow right interesting combination. Yeah, they are both uh assassins yeah in this movie.
Speaker 1I'm like what's the title of the movie?
Speaker 2Well, I was thinking like people you hire to kill others, contract killers.
Speaker 1Yeah, hitmen was what I was looking for. That works too. All of those works, all of the above, they were all of those things.
Speaker 2So Stallone is hired to kill a woman with a cat, but he can't manage to do it. So, antonio, right yeah he wants to kill Stallone yeah and then they want to kill each other. Yeah, and the girl and the girl yeah yeah, that's pretty much it right yeah. They want to kill each other and the girl. And yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's all I have to say.
Speaker 1That's all I have to say about that, right, so?
Speaker 2What do you think about this movie?
Speaker 1I like this movie. The movie starts off with almost like depressed Stallone. He doesn't really care if he's killed or if he dies or not, but when he meets this woman he changes.
Speaker 2He does have a role for a couple minutes as a taxi driver, like he did in Rhinestone, but he talked a lot less. Like he did in Rhinestone, but he talked a lot less yeah.
Speaker 1And Mel Gibson was a taxi driver in the movie we watched last week yeah which is also directed by Richard Donner, who directed this movie.
Speaker 2Yeah, and Matrix people were involved.
Speaker 1Yeah, they wrote the script for this one. I really like the cat in this movie, though.
Speaker 2She's funny, she's funny Pearl. Yeah, because she likes Stallone.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2More than her owner.
Speaker 1I think yeah, which is funny. It's funny. What did you think about this movie?
Speaker 2I like this movie movie I did. I like the casting. Yeah, uh, people, they were good and wow and uh, the story was interesting as well I like this movie. Good yeah, did you like the movie I? Yes, I did you said that I said that cool, good said that.
Speaker 1Cool, good, although I feel like Antonio Banderas. He was a little bit over the top in this one. When he were, you know, his character was very over the top. I don't know what to say. Okay, maybe you didn't know what I'm or maybe you didn't see it.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, I feel like his character was supposed to be that way. I mean, he looked up to Stallone for so long and then he got to the point where he just wanted to kill him. So I think he went a little bit crazy.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So his personality kind of reflected on that.
Speaker 1Yeah, little bit crazy, yeah, so his personality kind of reflected on that. Yeah, his face expressions are very big, yeah, very big, and very yeah I don't know what to say very big it's kind of funny though yeah, but that's what I meant with over the top yeah uh, while Stallone is not. He's emotionless yeah he's like the opposite he's monotone.
Speaker 2Yeah. Just like me yeah, monotone robot.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2Yeah, what else?
Speaker 1What else? I don't think I have anything else.
Speaker 2Then let's talk about the next movie. Yeah, men som hatar k, let's talk about the next movie yeah, men som hatar, kvinnor. Men who hate women.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Also the girl with the dragon tattoo.
Speaker 1Yes, so yeah, oof, oof, oof, yeah. So fun fact, these movies, both of them have like a connection to Matrix, of them have like a connection to matrix, since assassins was written by the former brothers, now sisters, washowski yeah, the script writers they made matrix. And this one, the swedish movie, stars mikel nyqvist, who plays the bad guy in john Wick, the first one, which stars Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 2Just like the Matrix, yeah who's the star in Matrix? Yeah, yeah, that's cool, cool. Tell me about the movie.
Speaker 1I'm going to tell you about this movie, and it's about an old man who wants to know what happened to his niece, who disappeared 40 years ago, and Mikael Nyqvist, the actor, plays a journalist called Mikael Blomqvist.
Speaker 2It's like the same name.
Speaker 1Yeah, he gets the assignment to find out what happened.
Speaker 2A crime story? Yeah, a.
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Speaker 1Swedish crime story, like we talked about before.
Speaker 2And the funny part is that Beck was in the movie too.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2In a different role.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Quite the opposite.
Speaker 1Although his first name in both Beck and this one is Martin.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're like the same person, yeah.
Speaker 1Anyhow, this character he gets help from a female hacker, Lisbeth Salander. Yeah, they try to solve the mystery.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And there's also side plots.
Speaker 2Right Oof Oof.
Speaker 1Oof. What did you think about this movie? Well, oof.
Speaker 2Oof, as I'm sure any woman would feel. I got really uncomfortable with the rape scenes. Yeah, Everyone, all the men, almost all the men. A lot of the men disliked women in the movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Which is Kind of opposite to Assassins that we watched because they couldn't kill the woman.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2And then, in this movie, all they wanted to do was kill the woman and a lot of women did get killed.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then in the Beck movie it was about violence against women yeah as well.
Speaker 1Domestic disturbance Right Type of?
Speaker 2yeah, yeah violence towards women. So, yeah, there's a lot of connections to movies we've seen recently yeah uh, and I have seen this movie before okay, did you remember any of it? I remember this bit. Okay, I don't remember a lot of the scenes. I likely fell asleep. I don't think I watched the entire movie at once.
Speaker 1No, so there were probably parts.
Speaker 2Yeah, there were probably parts that I did fall asleep to, but I also watched this movie 14, 15 years ago.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And I didn't understand Swedish that well. No, but I was starting to learn, and this movie is very advanced.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So I didn't really get what was going on.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Understandably. And yeah, it was very different from other movies that I've seen before yeah uh, do I like it. It's a tense movie yeah I like the ending when it's over I like the part when all the words came up on the screen at the end.
Speaker 1No, do you mean like a suspenseful ending or the ending after what happened?
Speaker 2the suspenseful ending yeah the action part yeah I don't really know if I like the movie or not. It did make me uncomfortable. Yeah, that's just it's supposed to.
Speaker 1Yes, and I have to say, though, I do understand that it makes you comfortable.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, that's not what I said, no, I misspoke Uncomfortable.
Speaker 1Uh, I also feel like that serves a purpose for when she gets her revenge yeah to feel even better. You know, I feel like when we know what he did, when she gets the revenge, it feels better, it feels better. Yeah, it does so you kind of have to live through that, the worst part, to get the satisfaction that's one of the revenge yeah, yeah, I think you're right yeah, that's how I see it, because I'm, I'm always I. I really like that scene when she actually gets, or when he gets what he deserves.
Speaker 2Yeah, absolutely. Do you like this movie?
Speaker 1I do. I feel like it became like a.
Speaker 2Is it kind of like a classic?
Speaker 1Instant classic. That's what I was going to say. Okay, when it released, it just became an instant classic, and I mean it put Sweden on the map.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1And it got a remake.
Speaker 2Yeah, the American version.
Speaker 1An American remake.
Speaker 2Were we going to see that?
Speaker 1We're going to see that next week, if you still want to. Just to compare the two.
Speaker 2Sounds good.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2This feels like a really good place to take a break.
Speaker 1Yeah, we should take a break. I'm going to take a nap. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2We will be right back. Yes, goodbye, bye-bye.
Speaker 1And we're back.
Speaker 2Hello.
Speaker 1Hello.
Speaker 2How are you doing? I'm still tired, you're still tired, so am I. Okay, I couldn't fall asleep, you couldn't, no.
Speaker 1I could, but then I had to wake up super early.
Speaker 2That's a sad story. All right, Matias, it is number 140.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2What does that mean?
Speaker 1That usually means a history lesson.
Speaker 2Would you like a history lesson?
Speaker 1I don't know, you don't want a history lesson. Here's the thing You're the historian among us, the two of us, yeah, and you're super, super tired.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1So I don't think you will be able to to talk about uh history today.
Speaker 2I don't think I could give you an accurate history lesson.
Speaker 1No, exactly, it has to be accurate, like you usually.
Speaker 2Yeah, like usual.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2I might get some facts messed up, messed up.
Speaker 1Yeah, so, and I mean, I'm no historian.
Speaker 2No, definitely not.
Speaker 1No, I don't know history.
Speaker 2You don't even know what happened yesterday.
Speaker 1No, but I think I know what's going to happen tomorrow. All right, I think I know what's going to happen tomorrow. All right, and you know, I feel like I might be some kind of a what did you call it? A fortune teller? Fortune teller, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1So I can see into the future.
Speaker 2Can you be my fortune cookie?
Speaker 1I can.
Speaker 2Okay, all right, let's see.
Speaker 1What about the future? Do you want to know?
Speaker 2All right, okay, about personal things or the world in general.
Speaker 1Maybe, like the world in general, not too personal.
Speaker 2No. Maybe the word word, the words a word in general which the general word okay no um tell me about the word general in the future? Is it gonna change meanings?
Speaker 1yes, it is okay well, that was that is that what you want to know?
Speaker 2uh no no no, that's not what I want to know. I want to know, okay. So you know I'm kind of obsessed with open ai the chat gpt yes, gpt yeah how far do you think it's going to go? Do you think they're going to create like a whole new human race out of AI?
Speaker 1Yes, I think so.
Speaker 2Okay, okay.
Speaker 1So in the year 2029, there will be, that's soon, yeah, okay. There will be this war.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 1Okay. No, this is just Terminator, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Oh, is that 2029?.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Well then, we have to watch Terminator in 2029.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Why wouldn't we Preferably on July 30th?
Speaker 1Okay, specifically Right, yeah, 31 july 30th.
Speaker 2Okay, specifically right. Yeah, 31st, 30th, 30th. Yeah, it's schwarzenegger's birthday birthday. Is schwarzenegger gonna be around to see 2029?
Speaker 1or watch re-watch the terminator in 2029 um okay, you can tell the future.
Speaker 1It's a yes or no yeah, I, I, I was gonna say uh, hopefully you will enjoy me telling you what's gonna happen in 2029 2029. Okay, because um schwarzenegger will be there okay and he will watch terminator with me, with you. Okay, we'll be friends then yeah uh, because uh you um you know he, he has a lot of um uh animals did you know that? Yes, he has a donkey he has a donkey and he has uh oh, he has a pygmy horse yeah, and he.
Speaker 1He has all these different kinds of animals in his home and um in the near future he's gonna have a lamb okay and um a little lamb, so um are we gonna sing?
Speaker 2yeah arnie has a little lamb. Yes, okay, yes, we are All right.
Speaker 1Arnie has a little lamb and what's funny about that is that we will post that on our social medias when we sing about his little lamb and he will see that and he will like that and he's like I'm gonna take my lamb and go to sweden okay yeah, you know that's. That's how arnold talks, right yeah I'm gonna take my lamb and go to sweden I think you got his accent yep, um, but um, the thing is uh, the the lamb is uh very cute and of course, yeah, as they are as they are.
Speaker 1Uh, can you guess what uh name the lamb is? Uh lauren lauren, yeah, almost, uh lamban lamban, yeah, lamban lamban, yes, but um, we, we didn't tell him about that because that makes him sad, okay, um, no, I don't know the sheep or the yeah, exactly the sheep. Because, because the sheep will be sad, yeah, anyhow, because he wanted a cooler name.
Speaker 2Like Lauren.
Speaker 1But so he takes his lamb and goes to Sweden to meet us.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And you know, there's another guy who also likes this lamp and goes with him.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And that's a guy called the Rock.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, they're friends.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're friends and the Rock really likes to ride on this lamp.
Speaker 2The poor, thing, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1The poor lamp. Yeah, gets, uh squished yeah these ginormous older men arnie and his little lamb and the rock. Uh goes to sweden and um celebrates it's Arnie's birthday in 2029. Uh-huh With us, because we made this video about the song.
Speaker 2Uh-huh.
Speaker 1Arnie has a little lamp.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And, yeah, they will have a Terminator movie marathon with us.
Speaker 2I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're going to stay up the entire night to watch these movies.
Speaker 2I'm gonna be very tired. Oh yeah, I'll probably sleep through the one that we slept through last time.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2With the giant robot thing. That was very loud. Yeah, it disrupted my nap because it was so loud. It woke me up every time it made noise. I didn't like it Stupid movie I just wanted to sleep.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Schwarzenegger wasn't even in that movie?
Speaker 1No, he wasn't. So, so I don't think he likes that one.
Speaker 2No, neither do I.
Speaker 1So yeah. So that's why Arnold won't wake you up during that movie.
Speaker 2That's nice of him.
Speaker 1He's like you sleep over there. Yeah, yep. And then you know when, watching these movies, the Rock would start to cry.
Speaker 2Oh, do you know why? No, why is he crying?
Speaker 1Because he never got to be in one of these movies oh yeah, he never got to be in the expendables either no, he's really sad yeah, he missed out on a lot yeah, he's like. I also want to be a terminator yeah and an expendable, but uh, no, so then we all have to console the rock and yeah, I will. Uh, you know you, you guys will do your best and I will just be there looking at him yeah, yeah, just looking at him, yeah, okay in a dark corner that's weird.
Speaker 2Why do you do you do that? Why are you embarrassing me? I?
Speaker 1don't know. Yeah, I'm not going to say anything else about that.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Yeah. But then we say, hey, you know what the Rock.
Speaker 2You know what the Rock?
Speaker 1You know what the Rock he's like. What?
Speaker 2what the rock what the?
Speaker 1yeah, and then he's like um wiping the tears uh of, let's make a little video and make you a Terminator in that one.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So he gets to play a Terminator in a video that we also post on our social medias.
Speaker 2Yeah, and you get to edit.
Speaker 1Yeah, I get to edit it.
Speaker 2Edit it.
Speaker 1Edit it and then it gets taken down by YouTube.
Speaker 2Oh well, that's nice of them. I'm surprised you still have a YouTube channel at this point. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1Yeah, so that's what's going to happen. I don't know if that's good did. Did that answer your question?
Speaker 2I think so.
Speaker 1Okay, good, I asked about ai oh, yeah, yeah I also asked about the terminator, I guess yeah, that was, but uh, did you want to know about ai too? You know I don't care anymore. No, it started with AI, and then you asked about the year 2029.
Speaker 2Right. So yeah, I wanted to know what's going to happen then.
Speaker 1Yeah, so the AI will still be there and it will help us make that video with the Rock.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, good, so we yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2Okay, all right. Thank you for the informative future telling.
Speaker 1You're welcome. Oh yeah, by the way, after that meeting and all, then the war will start.
Speaker 2With AI. Yeah, okay, ai Because of Terminator.
Speaker 1Yeah, because Arnold and the Rock and the Lamb flew here to watch the Terminator with us. That's why the war started.
Speaker 2Right, okay, I figured it would be because the Rock took his role as the Terminator too seriously.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2And started attacking other people.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true, you got that right. Okay, but it was an extension of what I said.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So, yes, can you also see into the future, or was?
Speaker 2it just a. I'm just guessing.
Speaker 1Yeah, lucky guesser.
Speaker 2I'm a very good guesser, okay.
Speaker 1Awesome.
Speaker 2Cool, I like that You're welcome.
Speaker 1That made no sense, probably.
Speaker 2Thank you, you know what we're going to do in the near future.
Speaker 1No, I can also kind of tell the future. Of course I know.
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Speaker 2In the near future, specifically August 9th, we are going to go live on Twitch. I wanted to say Netflix, but that's not true.
Speaker 1That'd be cool.
Speaker 2I don't think you can do that.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2No one has ever gone live on netflix, not yet no, but we're gonna be the first ones.
Speaker 1We could.
Speaker 2I don't think anyone's interested no we are going to be live on twitch august 9th at 2 pm est EST and then 8 pm CET, that's Central European time.
Speaker 1Yay.
Speaker 2We are going to play Drunk Mad Libs.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2We will be drinking. It's going to be fun. Maybe we'll try going live on other platforms as well. We'll try that again.
Speaker 1Yeah, let's see if we get some sound this time on youtube, maybe tiktok oh yeah, sure, I got that phone out, maybe it could work.
Speaker 2We'll see what happens we'll play around with other live platforms, right, yeah, and see if we can get more friends to play with us. It's going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's all I know, and we're going to be drinking.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2But we need to get alcohol at some point in time in the near future.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, we will.
Speaker 2Otherwise it's not going to work out so well.
Speaker 1You know, I can tell, we will.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1That's before 2029, by the way.
Speaker 2I would hope so. Would you like to do a couple Mad Libs with me right now?
Speaker 1We should do that.
Speaker 2In our new book we're doing gamer Mad Libs, yeah, gamer themed. Okay, I need a female first name.
Speaker 1Female first name Maria.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Orca.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Needy.
Speaker 2Verb ending in ing.
Speaker 1Sawing.
Speaker 2A person.
Speaker 1Any person.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1The rock.
Speaker 2Verb what.
Speaker 1That's a person.
Speaker 2Yeah, verb ending in ing Eating Number 342.
Speaker 1A place ing.
Speaker 2Eating Number 342. A place.
Speaker 1Paris.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Nervous.
Speaker 2Plural noun.
Speaker 1Paper clips Color Purple.
Speaker 2Verb Sit Color.
Speaker 1Pink.
Speaker 2Verb ending in ing Rolling Occupation Con man Adject Rolling. Occupation.
Speaker 1Conman.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Uh adjective Trippy.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Sunflower.
Speaker 2Type of food plural.
Speaker 1Oatmeals.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, okay. This one is called Peppermint Crush.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Peppermint Crush.
Speaker 1Peppermint Crush.
Speaker 2Yeah, uh. This is a conversation between a mom and a daughter, okay. So mom says, maria, can you show me how to play Peppermint Crush? I just downloaded it onto my new Orca. It looks needy so many colors, how fun. Daughter says Mom, I can't right now. I'm busy sawing. Can't you ask the rock? Mom says I'm not eating too much here. It'll only take 342 minutes, specifically that long, please. It will give me something to do when I'm at Paris. I'm going to spend the entire time, your entire Paris trip, playing a game on your phone. Yep, cool, worth the money.
Speaker 1I think yeah.
Speaker 2Daughter says fine, whatever it's nervous, you just move the paperclips together. They have to be the same color. Mom says what about the purple ones? Can I sit those with the pink ones? Daughter says no, are you even rolling? What's?
Speaker 1with the fat jokes with mom.
Speaker 2Mom says do not yell at me please. I am not a con man and I'm not some trippy sunflower. I am your mother. Now help me collect more oatmeals.
Speaker 1I love you that was it, yeah thank you all.
Speaker 2Right, here's this for you and this is also for you a pen, yay noun song adjective smooth.
Speaker 1Adjective Yay Noun Song Adjective.
Speaker 2Smooth.
Speaker 1Adjective.
Speaker 2Burnt.
Speaker 1Part of the body.
Speaker 2Hip.
Speaker 1Verb.
Speaker 2Dig A place. Swimming pool.
Speaker 1Celebrity.
Speaker 2Arnold Schwarzenegger. I don't know why, it's just the first thing that came to my head.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2You're going to write out the full name. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Animal.
Speaker 2Sheep, you have influenced me too much today.
Speaker 1Yep Number 41. Adjective.
Speaker 2Confident.
Speaker 1Last name.
Speaker 2Svensson.
Speaker 1Noun.
Speaker 2Mosquito.
Speaker 1Type of food.
Speaker 2Mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1Person in room.
Speaker 2Matthias Yay.
Speaker 1First name male.
Speaker 2Mathias, no Dwayne.
Speaker 1Verb ending in ing.
Speaker 2Sinking. Exclamation Ugg.
Speaker 1How do you spell that?
Speaker 2U-G-H. Ugg you know like ticking Tick.
Speaker 1Tick.
Speaker 2Like a clock. Yeah, tick tock on the clock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Speaker 1Is that it?
Speaker 2Yeah, you want me to do this.
Speaker 1Yes, please.
Speaker 2Okay, this one is called One More Game. Convincing your song to let you stay up past your bedtime to play video games can be smooth, but it's not impossible. Okay, here are some burnt excuses to use when you need one last game. So they're overused really. Okay, my hip hurts. The only way it'll feel better is if I dig these cyborgs and save the swimming pool.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Cyborgs Terminator.
Speaker 2Arnold Schwarzenegger also plays Sheep Hut, so if you want me to be successful in life, please give me 41 minutes to finish the confident level. I have a sheep game on the PlayStation.
Speaker 1Yeah, confident level.
Speaker 2The confident level I never got to that no, mrs Svensson, sident level. The confident level. I never got to that. No, mrs Svensson. Svensson, my mosquito teacher. Oh okay, she is the mosquito teacher. She said that video games make you smart. She plays mashed potatoes assault, so she knows there's nothing else to do. Matias isn't here to play with Grandpa Dwayne went to bed and it's sinking outside. Reminds me of my oldest, when he was a lot younger and he didn't want to. If he didn't want to do something, that specific thing was too big.
Speaker 2That was his excuse, Like he didn't want to go to bed because the blanket's too big.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2He doesn't want to get dressed because his shirt's too big.
Speaker 1Oh okay, huh weird.
Speaker 2It's too big. It's like a big blanket, isn't a problem.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2That's a good thing. Okay, last one. Uh, if you let me play night tick, I'll clean my room. Think about it. Okay, that was. That, was that okay yeah okay, okay well, that wasn't part of it, that was was my response. Okay, okay, so that was that.
Speaker 1That was that. Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 2I'm so ready to play Mad Libs with you on August 9th.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's going to be fun.
Speaker 2Lots of fun.
Speaker 1And we're going to be drunk.
Speaker 2Yeah. And happy people.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, we're not going to fight.
Speaker 1No, no, no, we will not fight.
Speaker 2Let's hope we don't fight.
Speaker 1Yeah, are you planning on fighting?
Speaker 2Are you deciding now that we're not going to fight? Yeah, okay, well, that's good, I guess.
Speaker 1Why would we fight?
Speaker 2I don't know. Literally come up with anything and you'll probably fight over that. Your sips are gone.
Speaker 1No, not yet. You want to fight about it.
Speaker 2Yeah, it sounds like they're gone.
Speaker 1No, now they are.
Speaker 2You're all out of sips.
Speaker 1Yeah, and that means we're all out of episode.
Speaker 2Would you like to wrap this up? Yeah we should. Then, please, matthias, I am begging you to tell me what is currently ruining your life.
Speaker 1Okay, what's been ruining my life this week has been that I'm working at one department the entire week, and it's so hard work when you could have half a day there, but no, we're gonna. I've been working there the entire week.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And I didn't like that. But hopefully that's history now. Ha ha ha Okay.
Speaker 2Can you tell the future?
Speaker 1Yeah, next week I'm not gonna work there.
Speaker 2At all Okay.
Speaker 1So what's ruining your life?
Speaker 2Lack of sleep.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Speaker 1What? Yeah, I could not guess that why? No, I knew you were gonna say that, because I can see into the future okay, all right, um, let's wrap this up then yeah, we should thanks for listening to this episode.
Speaker 2It was shorter than I thought it would be yeah, uh short. Yeah, but it was fun Still. I was here the whole time.
Speaker 1So I know yeah, kind of weird.
Episode Wrap-Up
Speaker 2Everything is weird. Yeah, we'll be back next Tuesday with another fun episode and join us for live Mad Libs on August 9th.
Speaker 1You should.
Speaker 2Please, please, yep, we're gonna start begging.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Please, please, we'll see you there Um.
Speaker 1Yes, that's all. Yeah, that's all, that's all, that's all.
Speaker 2Thank you again. Uh, also goodbye.
Speaker 1Yeah, see you next week.
Speaker 2Goodbye or something, bye bye, bye, bye bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye-bye-bye, bye, bye. Thank you for listening to the Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast.
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Speaker 2Goodbye, Mattias.
Speaker 1Goodbye, Lauren.