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Roasty Toasty Ghosty
#145: Judged It From Behind
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In which Lauren & Mattias rank Charlie Sheens movies. They review their recent movie night films and discuss various topics such as allowing others to speak and ducks.
Content:
- Opening
- Weekly check in
- Movie on!
- Hook
- Judge Dredd
- Intermission
- Charlie Sheen movies
- Top 5
- Bottom 3
- Mad Libs
- Wrap up
- What's ruining our lives
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Podcast Introduction Shenanigans
Speaker 1in a world where everything is unscripted. This is roasty, toasty ghost enough of the noises.
Speaker 2Ready to go, yeah let's go. Okay, let's do it would you like to open this up?
Speaker 1okay, let's do it now. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2Okay, do it then. Hold on, I'm still talking. Okay, go ahead, not the whole thing. Calm down there.
Speaker 1It's so good though I bet.
Speaker 2Hello and welcome to Roasty Toasty Ghosty, you like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was a weird accent. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that was a weird accent. Yeah, weird way of saying it. Dialect, yeah, dialect.
Speaker 2Dialect, dialect, dialect. Isn't that a what's the closet one?
Speaker 1Doctor who.
Speaker 2Yeah, in the closet.
Speaker 1Yeah, doctor who in the closet.
Speaker 2Yeah Right, hello, my name is Lauren.
Speaker 1And I am Matias.
Speaker 2And we are your hosties, which is not what I was supposed to say. We are gonna be your besties for the next hour or so yeah, also, I'm sorry, that's true I'm not doing great, I'm interrupting everything you, you, saying.
Speaker 1I'm offended. Yeah, you should be, I am. I'm interrupting you too.
Speaker 2That's what you were also saying. And you were talking while I was saying it, you're interrupting me and not really having anything to say while interrupting me yeah, and you interrupted my interruption. Right, we're really excited to be here.
Speaker 1Yeah, would you? You interrupted my interruption.
Speaker 2Right, we're really excited to be here.
Speaker 1Yeah, would you like to know how I am, or something Not really. No, who?
Speaker 2I am no, I already told you. Yeah, I didn't even ask.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I'm just being given information that I don't even want.
Speaker 1Information.
Speaker 2Information.
Speaker 1We're both having a stroke. It's a stroke party over here. Wait a minute, Whoa whoa, whoa. No, stop. No, that's not what we're doing. No.
Speaker 2Matias, how are you doing?
Speaker 1I'm good.
Speaker 2Good.
Speaker 1How are you? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2You always forget to ask how I'm doing.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, I got distracted.
Speaker 2Okay, but it's like it's always been that way, I always get distracted.
Speaker 1How are you?
Speaker 2I'm good, yeah, cool.
Speaker 1Do you want to talk about the week?
Speaker 2We can do that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I know that I had my last day of training at work on Saturday, so that's where I was all day. Oh yeah, did you meet me?
Speaker 1I think I did right I think you did. Yes, I did, because I was rushing you through the city to catch the train.
Speaker 2Right. Which we did yeah we did, but I don't know if you remember last episode I had a really bad cold. I don't know if you remember last episode, I had a really bad cold and I was still having this really bad cold even the day after we recorded. So running through the city wasn't ideal for me, but I wasn't complaining either, because I knew we needed to catch that train. Yeah, and we did. Yeah, it wasn't a problem.
Speaker 1No, it was last second.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1But we did it and I felt really bad because I knew that you weren't well right and to have you run through the city like that wasn't great it wasn't fun no, but we did have a movie night to think about we had a movie to watch. Yeah.
Speaker 2And then we recorded after.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, so maybe we told people about this.
Speaker 2I don't remember talking about this though.
Speaker 1No, maybe we just wanted to forget it. Yeah, well, that's what happened last Saturday when before we recorded so now you know, yeah, I also went to a party.
Speaker 2You did.
Speaker 1On Saturday.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1You went to a party and I went out for drinks with some colleagues. We were tipsy at the same time.
Speaker 2Right, we both went out for drinks with colleagues separately.
Speaker 1Yeah, in different cities.
Catching Up on Weekly Activities
Speaker 2Different cities we were doing the same thing, but with different people. Separate places yes, different cities.
Speaker 1Different cities we were doing the same thing, but with different people separate places, yes, different jobs, and we got tipsy at the same time.
Speaker 2And we both only had two drinks.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Which I mean for you. It was unexpected, yeah.
Speaker 1Well, it was kind of unexpected. I did not expect you to text me that you were drunk in the city.
Speaker 2Okay, I wasn't really that drunk.
Speaker 1I was also a little bit tipsy. Yeah, that's what you wrote.
Speaker 2Yeah, because I felt drunk because of the cobblestone. Oh, yeah. The streets are made out of cobblestone so I was stumbling a little bit because the ground was so uneven, yeah, so I felt like I was. I looked like I was really drunk.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, when I went in that morning, one of the guys was like oh, you want to go out for drinks after work. I was like, oh well, I really, I really don't know, I don't know, we'll see. We'll see, because I'm sick, you know, I'm not feeling good. Probably shouldn't be at work in the first place.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But I was pretending I was okay.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And you know I'm so tired. I really just want to go home, but by the end of the day I was like you know, why not try to get along with some of the people that?
Speaker 1I'm trapped with for I don't know how long now true, but uh, you said you still haven't found like a new best.
Speaker 2No, I don't have a new bestie that's good, you're the only bestie I have.
Speaker 1Are you really that concerned? No, okay, no, I I like the way I don't have a new bestie.
Speaker 2I don't have a new bestie, no yeah, no, no, it's just a joke okay I'm not that concerned. You're not jealous maybe a little bit you're jealous that I went out with other people.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe okay, I'm also jealous because I wanted to hang out're jealous that I went out with other people?
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe. Okay, I'm also jealous because I wanted to hang out with people you were hanging out with. Yeah, yeah, and you and I know them. There's a difference.
Speaker 1You haven't been to one of those parties.
Speaker 2No, I never got to.
Speaker 1We tried a couple years in a row and it just didn't work out for you.
Speaker 2I got sick the first time and then the second time I had to go to the States.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So I majorly missed out both times. I almost made it that first time, though. Oh yeah, we got to the bus station.
Speaker 1Oh, yes, but I forced you to go home.
Speaker 2I was just like you know what. No, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I didn't force you. No, you were just following me and making sure I got wherever I was going.
Speaker 2Yeah, you even wanted me to go there without you.
Speaker 1Yeah, but we went back to watch high school music instead, or I watched it I don't want to steal a good time from you. No.
Speaker 2You know, just because I'm not feeling well, just because I have a fever, yeah, so yeah, I was a little jealous that you yeah. That's not even your first one now either.
Speaker 1No, I had it two years in a row now Yep, I never got one. Yeah, last year was. It was funnier last year.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1It wasn't maybe not the best party. We're so spread out the people I know. Yeah, it was like two people that I usually talk to.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Then there are other people, other places that I don't get to talk to, right?
Speaker 2So my night out was pretty nice. I mean we had some fun conversations. I had to leave first because I was trying to catch a bus home as well, yeah. So I mean and maybe spend some time with my family. So yeah, that's what happened on Saturday.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then Sunday I was doing online training for work like all day, and then you came over and we watched a couple episodes of FUBAR.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 1Yeah, so we're halfway through the second season now.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's not going quickly.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2But we're getting there.
Speaker 1Yeah, slow and steady.
Speaker 2Yeah, this week has been chaotic for me.
Speaker 1Okay, I don't know about you, not that chaotic.
Speaker 2No, but I worked two days this week.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And I've been going to classes and dog sitting and I went to group training once Okay, I think on Tuesday and then I had two parent meetings, like two days in a row. So, I had a parent meeting on Tuesday and Wednesday and a gymnastics meeting, and then gymnastics started this week too. So that was on Thursday, that was yesterday, yeah there's been a lot, yes, going on. It's like everything is back to back and I've been trying to keep up with homework. I did do my math test on wednesday okay did I tell you about that?
Speaker 2no okay, uh, my oldest has been helping me with my math homework. Oh, which is exactly what I thought would happen. And guess what? He's better than me, which I mean. That's something to be proud of, I think.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's supposed to be better than me. Yeah, I mean, that's how it is, that's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, I mean, you forget everything after school.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1So it was so long ago you went to school.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because you're so old.
Speaker 2Okay. But on the other hand, it would be kind of worthless to raise kids who are worse than you.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2How do you think they're going to survive society?
Speaker 1Not well.
Speaker 2No, I mean, I don't think you can do worse in math than I did in high school.
Speaker 1Okay, but you're surviving.
Speaker 2Yeah, but imagine if my oldest was doing worse than that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That would be a problem. So, I'm really glad that he's better than me.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And yeah, he's helping me with my homework.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2You get to decide when you're ready for the test. So I went in on Wednesday and I was like you know what, I'm really nervous and I'm only kind of like half getting this stuff, you know. And then I was like you know what, I'm just gonna go for it and see what happens.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So I took the test and it was a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be Okay and I got seven out of 11. And two of them were just because I forgot to put a decimal point or some symbols in my answer. It was like small things like that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2It was only like a couple that I actually just didn't do the math right.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And then the last one was there was a multiple choice, but there was more than one. That was correct.
Speaker 1Okay, and you were supposed to get all of them. So seven out of 11, did you pass?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I got to start the next chapter.
Speaker 1Okay. So what's the ratio? Or I don't know. No, is it like if?
Speaker 2you do half your. I think half and less than half would be like you need to do this again.
Speaker 1Okay, yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 2But that was basically my week. It's been chaos.
Speaker 1That's a difficult word to say for me in English.
Speaker 2Chaos, yeah, chaos, that's not so difficult.
Speaker 1I think it's because of the Swedish word Kaos, I kind of want to say kaos Kaos, kaos, that's how you say it in Swedish and kaos Kaos Carrots.
Speaker 2No, kaos.
Speaker 1Chaos, chaos.
Speaker 2That's usually how I say it in english chaos, chaos, oh, that's chaos like knockouts yeah, yeah, which is also I guess chaotic knockouts can be chaotic yeah, I got that right.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm at this.
Speaker 2You're really good at this. Anything else you wanted to mention about this week?
Speaker 1No, okay, I just worked.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you something.
Speaker 1Okay, yes.
Speaker 2Today is September 5th.
Speaker 1That's true.
Speaker 2Mm 2025.
Speaker 1Mm. On Wednesday it was Charlie Sheen's birthday 60 years old.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Happy birthday, Charlie.
Movie Review: Hook
Speaker 2We will get back to him later. Yeah, okay, it's cool that you mentioned him now as foreshadowing to later yeah. Okay, so it is Friday. Yes, we did watch movies.
Speaker 1We did.
Speaker 2Would you like to move on?
Speaker 1Let's move on.
Speaker 2Let's do that. Yes, tonight we watched Hook, yep and Judge Dredd. Yeah, judge Dredd, you have to like do the voice thing, judge Dredd. Okay, we watched Hook, though first Hook.
Speaker 1Hook.
Speaker 2Hook, so can you tell me about that movie?
Speaker 1Okay Hook is a movie starring Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That Jackie Chan calls Duxton Hoffman. Oh, I like that. Okay, duxton, anyhow.
Speaker 2That's a cute name, duxton.
Speaker 1Yeah, if you ever get a duck.
Speaker 2Yeah, duxton Hoffman. Yeah, oh my God, let's get a duck. Yeah, duxton Hoffman. Yeah, oh my God, let's get a duck. Yeah, maybe a rubber ducky is enough. Yeah, maybe That'll do.
Speaker 1Maggie Smith, Mm Bob Hoskins those are some of the people in this movie and it's really about the Peter Pan story. But this is a grown-up Peter Pan who forgot that he was Peter Pan. Then his kids gets kidnapped by Hook James Hook, who's played by Duxton Hoffman Okay, Dustin Hoffman. And yeah, Hook wants to start a war with Peter Pan and Peter Pan has to remember how it is to be Peter Pan. Yeah, and save his kids. Yeah. That's what the movie is about. Cool. What did you think about this movie?
Speaker 2Okay, so this is a movie that I have seen the you know the spine of the VHS. Yeah, so many times Okay yeah. So many times.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Sitting there on the shelf, mm-hmm, and I always thought that looks like such an old, boring movie, so I'm not gonna watch that. That was it. Yeah, I didn't take it out. I didn't look at the cover or read anything, I just I judged it by.
Speaker 1The cover.
Speaker 2Not even the spine.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I judged it from behind.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, wow.
Speaker 2Yeah, I wasn't impressed.
Speaker 1I don't like you behind I don't.
Speaker 2I saw you're behind and that was all I felt like I needed to see. I didn't.
Speaker 1I wasn't interested in more than that.
Speaker 2It looked old, it looked boring. I didn't care for it.
Speaker 1You don't want to hear those words about your behind.
Speaker 2No, I don't think so. But then again I've seen myself from behind and I kind of thought the same thing. So, I guess it's reincarn, reincarnation, reincarnation of a thought. Oh sure, let's go with that. I don't think that's what I meant to say anyway recurring reoccurring.
Speaker 2Reoccurring was what I had in mind. That's not what came out. No, anyway. My sister, on the other hand, I believe she really liked this movie. I didn't get it. I was like, whatever you like boring movies, I don't care. Today was officially the first day, the first time I watched this movie, yeah, and I thought it was kind of fun. Yeah, peter Pan, for me, is kind of on the verge of the same category in my head. The same category as, like, wizard of Oz, not the Oz. It's not Peter and the Pan either, and it's not Wizard and the Oz or Of the Oz, which is too many conjunctions in a row. So they're like in the same category for me as in, like there's so many different, like they keep coming back with this story and trying to put a new twist to it.
Speaker 1True.
Speaker 2And it's like, yes, I get it, and it was like Three Musketeers as well.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was kind of the same for me, so, and A Christmas Carol a christmas carol.
Speaker 2There's a lot of stories that are just getting drilled into the ground pretty much oh yeah, like there's a point where they come out with another version and it's just like, yeah, cool. I mean I'm sure it's great, but I know the story, I know what's gonna happen and it's just I don't care. No, you know it's great, but I know the story, I know what's going to happen and it's just I don't care. No, you know, it's not that exciting if I already know what's going on, what's going to happen?
Speaker 1No, I did enjoy this movie, though, even though it's another Peter Pan movie. Yeah, but it's sure it's another Peter Pan movie, but this is also from the point of view, or like from him being an adult.
Speaker 2Yes, and I like that. I like older versions going back to younger versions. I think that's kind of fun.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I mean I must say that Robin Williams is kind of perfect for this role.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's already like a child in a grown man's body.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I can't really see anyone else in this kind of role.
Speaker 2No, when he was flying, were you trying to see if you could see any wires? No, didn't okay, I was looking yeah, and you could see them I did not no I don't think I was looking hard enough either, because I I didn't really want to focus on that too much, but I thought it would be kind of cool to catch it a little bit yeah but no, I, I didn't no I'm sure, if you really analyze, you might might see a tiny glimpse.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2It's the 90s.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is, but it's also directed by Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 2Who's really good, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1And ooh, neverland, never, Neverland.
Speaker 2Never, never, neverland. Yeah, what One of them? What is this you?
Speaker 1know the land I'm talking about.
Speaker 2The Neverlands yeah, the Neverlands. Netherlands, the Netherlands yeah, it's like the same place, though, right.
Speaker 1It's an island.
Speaker 2Netherlands Netherlands like islands.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2Do you know where the Netherlands are?
Speaker 1Isn't that Holland Is?
Speaker 2it the same. I think so Might be, I'm not sure I've never been there I'm so bad at geography I really should know countries better than I do yeah, you know them better than me, I would assume I just assumed that netherlands was neverland, ah, okay then that's probably true.
Speaker 1If you say so, yeah.
Speaker 2If you trust me that much, then we're gonna say that yeah, okay.
Speaker 1But I have to say that Neverland I think it's really well done and it's like so beautiful. Steven Spielberg is such a good director to catch the magical elements of movies and make it so fun and interesting to see I think, is holland actually a country, or is it a capital? I don't know. Amsterdam is not the capital. I thought holland was a country, country, country. Not country, country, country. Um, it's not a city Country.
Speaker 2Country Country, not country, country Country. It's not a city.
Speaker 1Maybe, Holland.
Speaker 2What is Holland?
Speaker 1A country I thought.
Speaker 2Isn't it a sauce Holland-?
Speaker 1Holland Holandese.
Speaker 2Holandese sauce. It's not Chinese, it's Hollandese. Yeah, sauce Anyway.
Speaker 1Anyway.
Speaker 2Did you have anything else to say about this movie? No, that you could possibly remember, after I've interrupted you so many times, I really like this movie.
Speaker 1And the only thing I have to say about this movie maybe it didn't have to be like two hours and 20 minutes long.
Speaker 2Why.
Speaker 1It was really long. It was it kind of flew by fairly quickly.
Speaker 2What do you think you would have cut? I feel like the introduction to the whole story was really long, but it might have been necessary.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true, maybe it doesn't. I really don't know what I would have cut, actually.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I just know it's really long. Yeah, him learning also. You can't really just skip through that either. Like a montage maybe, yeah maybe and I mean, the food fight didn't have to be that long. Maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1I think you can trim down some scenes, you know, but yeah, most of the scenes really have to be there, maybe just shorten them a bit. Yeah, yeah, that's what I would have done. Like 20 minutes, so it's like even two hours yeah, that would be good yeah, but you know, now we're sitting here in the middle of the night because of that movie because of that movie, nothing else.
Speaker 2No, you know you, yeah, nothing else, no, you know. You said I really like this movie. And then I started laughing because I thought you were going to say I really like this episode. So far it's going really great. Okay, let's talk about the next movie.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, that one.
Speaker 2Let me speak. Yeah, I'm speak. Yeah, I'm not saying anything. Is it my turn yet?
Speaker 1Yeah, you can. Okay, you can speak. Thank, you. I spoke a lot last week, you did.
Speaker 2That was on purpose, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2What about me?
Speaker 1You can speak now.
Speaker 2All right, you have anything else to say?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Okay, Judge Dredd was the movie that we was also a movie that we watched.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And this is a movie with Stallone.
Speaker 1Yes, sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 2Sylvester Stallone, and he is a robo-cop yeah kind of. In a way he's a cop. He acts kind of robotic and he is-cop. Yeah, kind of In a way, mm-hmm, he's a cop, he acts kind of robotic and he is the law.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2He follows it strictly.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2And what happens? He finds his long-lost brother who wasn't really that lost because he had worked with him before. And his brother is evil and is trying to kill people.
Speaker 1I guess yeah, he frames dread right, that also happens, and he goes to prison with rob schneider yeah who's really funny, yeah, in this movie did you expect to see Rob Schneider when I saw his name in the beginning credits I was like what it was like?
Speaker 2okay, this super serious, you know movie. And then there's Rob Schneider. Yeah, I was like that feels really random. And then I was like maybe he's the bad guy, maybe he can be a good bad guy in a way.
Speaker 1Yeah, bad guy maybe he's.
Speaker 2He can be a good bad guy in a way, but no, he was the silly guy on the side. Who's just kind of thrown into this situation yeah but he was really funny yeah what did you think about this movie?
Speaker 1it's a fun movie. You have to take this movie with a grain of salt because I mean, it's an action comedy. Really like a futuristic action comedy. I do like this one. I know some people really dislike this movie. I don't. I think it's fun. I mean, the hardcore judge dread fans doesn't like some parts of this movie, like in the comics he never takes his helmet off and uh you know, spent like the majority of this movie, without his helmet yeah but he also got it taken away yeah
Speaker 1when he got arrested yeah, that's true, so that would have been weird if he kept his helmet on when he's arrested. Yeah, so when?
Speaker 2he's like fired from his job yeah, and the helmet is like uniform yeah so yeah, that would be weird yeah it's like if the mandalorian got kicked out of being of mandaloria or where or wherever they are, yeah and uh and still had to wear his helmet yeah, I don't think he's called Mandaloria but Mandalore. I mean I was close. It's been a while since I've seen the series.
Speaker 1I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm trusting you. Then you probably know more than.
Speaker 1I do Okay, then Okay, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2But what did you think about this movie?
Speaker 1I also enjoyed this movie.
Speaker 2I forced my life parton, parton parton parton dolly, you know yeah, your life, my life dolly uh to watch this movie with us because I heard he liked it.
Speaker 1He dolly parton yeah, um makes sense I feel like I'm doing really well yeah um when you say dolly I'm, I'm thinking about the sheep that got cloned I would prefer that yeah, and this movie also is about clones, yeah, so you know I do like dolly parton a lot, but I think I'd prefer a sheep yeah, over her
Speaker 1sorry I don't mean to hurt feelings, no I just really like sheep yeah, maybe that's your life partner a sheep, yeah my soulmate, yeah, is a sheep yeah, wouldn't that be nice it would be nice cuddles and be nice in the winters yeah I wouldn't mind that uh anyhow the movie was good.
Speaker 2Uh, it was funny and I enjoyed some parts of it yeah. And that's basically what I say about movies. Almost all of them, yeah, except for the ones that I don't like. Yeah, that's true, In which I say it was okay.
Speaker 1I didn't care for it. If you really don't like a movie, I will let you know, yeah.
Speaker 2And I will tell you exactly why I don't like it. But this one was. It was good. It was a movie. We watched it. I did not fall asleep.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2And yeah, that was that was it, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Good.
Speaker 2Anything else.
Speaker 1No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2Cool, would you like to take a break?
Speaker 1Let's take a break.
Ranking Charlie Sheen Movies
Speaker 2All right. We'll be right back yes, we're back, we are and what and what? Yes, charlie sheen right, we were talking about him earlier. No, we did we're gonna talk about him now again.
Speaker 1Yeah, he turned 60 this week, right, and we have watched a few of his movies.
Speaker 2Yeah, 16, 17?
Speaker 116, I think so far, and yeah, we're gonna rank some of them. All right, so we're gonna. We usually do top 10 and bottom 5,. We usually do top 10 and bottom 5, but since we only seen 16, it's kind of that's all the movies basically. So we're gonna do like a top 5 and bottom 3 instead.
Speaker 2Yes, I would like you to start them.
Speaker 1Okay with the bottom, or top, the top, the top.
Speaker 2Okay, so I'm gonna go from number 5 to number one.
Speaker 1Number one is the best one. Okay, okay, top five. Number five is the Three Musketeers.
Speaker 1Okay yep, yeah, I really like that movie. It's funny, it's a great adventure movie. I do really enjoy it and it's from 93. Yes, and then I at number four I have Navy Seals. It's kind of a war movie, but it's a war movie in like the Rambo way, which is it's more about action than drama. It still has some drama and it kind of makes me feel the feelings at one certain point of the movie and I really like this one and you know Charlie's kind of fun in this one. And number three, the Chase, the movie where they sit in a car the whole time for most of the movie yeah but, uh, I mean, it's such a fun ride.
Speaker 1though it has action, it has comedy, that's uh, that's gonna be like a constant in my top movies. Comedy is important for me and uh, yeah, um, I really think this is. I would probably have put this as a rewatch for you, but it's out of bounds so it's not going to happen. But still, I think if you ever find a time you like I don't know what to do Maybe rewatch this one because it is fun, I think so. Okay, and then I'm gonna cheat a little bit at number two.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Because I put Hot Shots 1 and 2 there. All right, I really love these movies. These are really funny movies. Parody movies he's good at doing the parodies.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And plays it well. And yeah, if I would rank these two, I would put the second one first, because that's so funny, it's too funny. And yeah, I do really like them both and they're from 91 and 93.
Speaker 2So yeah, that's us.
Speaker 1That's us, and at number one Terminal Velocity.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, I saw that coming.
Speaker 1I told you last week.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1It's hands down my favorite Charlie Sheen movie. And yeah, it has it all it has. I told this last week it has comedy, it has suspense, it has great, great action scenes and, yeah, it's a real thrill ride, real roller coaster, roller coaster, roller coaster. Roller coaster yeah, so I love that this one. Yeah, okay, so great, yes.
Speaker 2My turn.
Speaker 1Yeah, do you want to do your top ten?
Speaker 2Top five. I'm sorry, okay, yeah, mine is not in any particular order.
Speaker 1No, that's fine, it was just a bunch of movies I remember.
Speaker 2I kind of like this, yeah, okay, so my first one is Good Advice. Yeah, I found that one really interesting. I enjoyed it a lot, and I also like to hear other people's thoughts. I think yeah. Sometimes. Anyway, the other one. The next one, number two, is Men at Work.
Speaker 1Oh, I love that too.
Speaker 2I like that one mostly because Emilio Estevez is in that one.
Speaker 1And yeah, I just have to say that that was on the brink of ending up on my list. I didn't know Should I take the Three Musketeers or Men at Work. Yeah, those were the ones Okay.
Speaker 2My third one was also Hot Shots, the second one included, yeah, but yeah, that one was just like one after the other, like really funny lines.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I feel like those movies are kind of like a package deal.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like you can't really blink during that movie.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2You're going to miss like everything a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, if it's not a joke in the foreground, it's in the background.
Speaker 2Right. The next one was Three Musketeers as well, tim Curry.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Was my motivation with that one.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's a good baddie.
Speaker 2Okay, he is, he was good. And then my number five was Money Talks.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Because of Chris Tucker, I remember enjoying this movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2With that being said, I was a little torn because I I didn't add terminal velocity, because I knew that you were gonna bring that one up yeah three musketeers. I didn't know you were going to, but, um, if I were to replace that one, it would be with beyond the law okay yeah, because I I like the kind of like reenacting true stories. I really liked, uh, the amityville horror, which was pretty much the same thing yeah it was like a retelling and kind of dramatizing. Is that a word, dramatizing, or uh?
Speaker 1sounds like traumatizing. Traumatizing the story yeah, I know, Turning it into a movie basically.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I like that one too.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, that's good. So now time to do the bottom ones. But I mean you can pick the same ones as me. It's not like against the law.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I was just thinking for content's sake. Okay, because I would have added it, but there were other ones that I wanted to mention as well.
Speaker 1Okay, yes, bottom three. I just went with the Arrival number three, I mean the alien one.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, okay, I mean I kind of like the story.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, okay, I mean I kind of like the story. I mean it's not a bad movie per se, but the special effects aren't. I mean they're decent for 90s, but and I mean it's a pretty slow movie. It was really long. I kind of like it, but it's still of these movies. It's on the bottom three, though, and then I went with the Boys Next Door.
Speaker 2Yep.
Speaker 1And I mean it's just the unnecessary cruelty of killing people.
Speaker 2Yeah, just like random people. Yeah, like random people.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's. I mean that movie. I didn't really know if I wanted us to see it, but it was my experiment.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1Or whatever you call it. So, yeah, it still ends up at the bottom three. And then the least good one, platoon. Yeah, I didn't have that big of a problem with it, it wasn't, there weren't nice people in it.
Speaker 2It's not like the film itself was bad. I mean, the cinematography was good and everything. The acting was good, it was the story as it was told. The story as it was told yeah, and the choices that these people made Mm-hmm, and how they had to carry through with their mission.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That was not nice.
Speaker 1No, and I felt mostly bad about this movie because you felt so bad about it and I kind of felt guilty for showing you this movie but you had never seen it either no, I had had not. But uh, just because of seeing your reaction to it, I felt like you know, somehow it was. I mean, it was my fault I. I did put it on the list yeah because I was interested in seeing it. And yeah, it's the same as with the boys next door.
Speaker 2It's unnecessary violence right but to more extreme yeah, yeah so but in a way and it was just something that I thought of now was that the killings in Boys Next Door kind of similar to like Heather's in a way.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2Because that was a lot of unnecessary killings as well, oh yeah. Just killing people just for the fun of it, Not because there was any actual reason for it. No, I mean sure the people killed weren't nice in that movie, but they didn't really deserve to die.
Speaker 1They were just kids. I felt, though, like Hadders, it didn't really feel like it was portraying real people. No, feel like it was portraying real people. I always you know the Boys Next Door felt like it was real people. In Heathers it feels like, yeah, this is just a fantasy.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's not real. Right At all. But I mean, yeah, with Boys Next Door in the beginning they showed all the serial killers and the things that they've said and everything and that it could be basically anyone on the streets.
Speaker 1So, yeah, yeah, it just felt more real than Heathers to me?
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I get that.
Speaker 1I think that's the biggest difference. Yes, difference, difference, yes, between those movies. Okay, do you have a bottom three?
Speaker 2You know what I did, and then you named all of them, so I don't really have anything more to say.
Speaker 1Okay, so it was the.
Speaker 2It was the same exact movies, yeah, or I guess kind of I only had Platoon and then I kind of thought, uh of you know boys next door, but then you mentioned the arrivals, and that one yeah I I would have added that one as well.
Speaker 1Did you have another?
Speaker 2no, no those were the exact movies yeah okay, two out of three at least yeah but the third one I added when you said it.
Speaker 1Okay, so you only had two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2So yeah, that's basically it.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's kind of funny how two of the worst movies I saved for the end. It's like the Boys Next Door and the their rival. Those were just before Terminal.
Speaker 2Yeah, you brought them like really far down and then had the best for last. Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, lower expectations.
Speaker 2Yeah, Then boom, there's the best one. Yeah.
Speaker 1Too bad you were sick. Yes, oh, maybe it was the other two movies that made you sick.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that makes sense, okay, okay.
Speaker 1So that was that.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1What should we do? Are we doing the live Mad Libs next weekend?
Speaker 2I really hope so.
Speaker 1Should we do a couple Mad Libs Let?
Speaker 2me see how it's looking right now. Right now I'm not working. Not at all On the 13th. Oh wait, that's because I made it so that I had the day off. I'm not available that day, and that's why I'm available on Saturday. So yeah, we are going to do Mad Libs on the 13th of.
Speaker 1September Okay.
Speaker 2Would you like to do a couple Mad Libs with me?
Playing Mad Libs Together
Speaker 1Yeah, all right, I really like doing Mad Libs. It's difficult to come up with words, but I think it's fun.
Speaker 2Let's start then.
Speaker 1Yes, noun Bridge.
Speaker 2Verb.
Speaker 1Slap.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Red Noun Wound.
Speaker 2Another noun.
Speaker 1Eclipse.
Speaker 2Okay, animal plural.
Speaker 1Iguanas.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Conqueror.
Speaker 2Adjective Cheap. Another adjective Okay.
Speaker 1Sore. Noun Roller coaster. Noun A roller coaster.
Speaker 2Noun.
Speaker 1Broomstick.
Speaker 2Adjective.
Speaker 1Cracked Noun Mango, number 52. A person, any person.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Lauren.
Speaker 2That's me.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Type of food, not me.
Speaker 1No, I'm not a cannibal. Oh, oh yeah.
Speaker 2There were yeah.
Speaker 1What did we have today? Ytter filet?
Speaker 2Yeah, we had pork.
Speaker 1Pork yeah, let's go with pork.
Speaker 2We also had mac and cheese.
Speaker 1Yeah, but pork, that was the one.
Speaker 2A type of liquid.
Speaker 1White Russian.
Speaker 2Okay, this next one, sorry, this next one. This one is the first one. The next first one, the next first one is called Battle Buds. This one is called Battle Buds and it is a conversation between two people, kevin and Colin.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Are we reading it together?
Speaker 2Is that what you want to do?
Speaker 1Sure, okay, I read last week, so now I know how to read.
Speaker 2Oh, good job. Do you want to be Kevin or Colin?
Speaker 1Which one has more.
Speaker 2I don't know, just pick one.
Speaker 1I can be Kevin.
Speaker 2Okay, be Kevin. Okay, sorry, welcome to Mindscape Mindscarp.
Speaker 1Scalp Welcome to my scalp.
Speaker 2Welcome to Mindscape Players. Are you ready?
Speaker 1Dude, are you ready for me to destroy your bridge?
Speaker 2Ha ha. You can't slap anything with that red wound of yours. Ew, it can barely function. You need a real eclipse, then you'll be able to use maximum power.
Speaker 1Look out. A group of iguanas are right behind you. Blast them with your Conqueror.
Speaker 2Oh god.
Speaker 1What kind of game is this?
Speaker 2That's too cheap. I need something a little more sore, like a roller coaster.
Speaker 1Whatever Did you do your broomstick homework? It was pretty cracked.
Speaker 2Not yet. Hey, can I buy a magic mango from you? I've got 52 credits.
Speaker 1Hold on, lauren is calling me, that's me. Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 2I think it's dinner time. We're having pork. Okay, that's cool. I just spilled white Russian all over my keyboard.
Speaker 1Anyway, till next time, buddy. Okay, so he was drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2He was drunk and apparently we're having dinner together.
Speaker 1Yeah, somehow you're two people.
Speaker 2I guess, so All right.
Speaker 1All right. Occupation Manager Ah Noun.
Speaker 2Computer.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, verb ending in I-N-G.
Speaker 2Screaming. I'm going to use words that are relevant to the week that I've had Work week. Work week Work week Animal Dog Uh-huh, aha, that was a good one.
Speaker 1Yeah, verb Teach, adjective Greasy Bleh. Occupation Mom.
Speaker 2That's an occupation.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's the hardest job, or something it is, it is it's like the loneliest job, but you're never actually alone.
Speaker 2Yeah, I get that, okay, cool anyway.
Speaker 1Anyways, sorry track so sorry noun noun milkshake.
Speaker 2Even though I've already consumed so many milkshakes while at my new job, I'm not sick of them.
Speaker 1Are you still consuming them, even though you started working?
Speaker 2I did get a free milkshake yesterday.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Just because I was learning how to do milkshakes.
Speaker 1Ah, okay, you will keep on learning, I guess.
Speaker 2No, no, no no.
Speaker 1Just to get free ones.
Speaker 2No no.
Speaker 1No, of course not.
Speaker 2I did not get a milkshake, a full milkshake, on Monday. When I worked Monday I got some of the like base, just like a little bit Okay, anyway, sorry.
Speaker 1Sidetrack Again. Oh my gosh, noun, noun.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, I missed an adjective, oh okay, you want an adjective instead. Yeah, and then the noun an adjective would be um wet I I've been doing dishes oh, I was thinking, you don't have to explain. I've been doing dishes. Oh okay, oh noun, yeah, okay, sorry.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, noun.
Speaker 2Thank you, noun would be like a city.
Speaker 1Verb ending in ing. I'm a really good writer.
Speaker 2Yeah, are you also a good drawer?
Speaker 1I'm a very good drawer, okay. Drawer Drawer Umwer. Did you say noun? I said verb ending in ing Right.
Speaker 2Okay, then that's gonna be learning.
Speaker 1I'm done.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, am I reading this one? I thought you were so good at reading now. Yeah, but weird okay I'm gonna do the weird one then. Yeah, it's a mega quiz oh okay, how well do you know mega man and his villains? Take this quiz and see yeah number one. How well?
Speaker 1no, oh my god okay, this is gonna be like a broken record. You're just going to.
Speaker 2I just can't go in circles all the time.
Speaker 1The same line over and over again.
Speaker 2Number one. Who is the brilliant manager who uses his evil computer to create robots bent on screaming Mega man? Is it A Professor Evil, b Wicked Willy, c Dr Wily or D Professor man?
Speaker 1Do you want an?
Speaker 2answer I do.
Speaker 1B.
Speaker 2Okay, wicked Willy. Yeah, I don't have the answers.
Speaker 1No, so let's assume it's right. Yes, I mean I'm an expert. Good job, that's correct. Yes, I mean I'm an expert.
Speaker 2Good job, that's correct. Number two who uses his search dog to teach up walls? Is it A Slither, b Snake man, c the Fox or D Bird man?
Speaker 1Bird man. That's Michael Keaton, so I guess that's him, okay, or well, yeah, no that's correct, that's right. Okay, yay.
Speaker 2Number three this villain is a greasy mom. All right, okay, hold on.
Speaker 1I didn't write this I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2This villain is a greasy mom who uses a sharp milkshake to pierce wet surfaces.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, is it A Tomahawk man, b Splash Woman, c Clown man or D Zebulur?
Speaker 1It must be Splash Woman.
Speaker 2It must be.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2Yeah, that is right. Yes, Number four this bad guy has a city on his head, ow, okay, so he is lice. Oh god, gross, okay, or?
Speaker 1is he like um you know, standing on on his head so he has a city on his head.
Speaker 2it makes sense, okay? This bad guy has a city on his head and loves learning. He's a bit of a daredevil, yeah.
Speaker 1Sounds like it.
Speaker 2Is it A Starman, b Wily Capsule, c Bomb man or D Stone man?
Speaker 1Stone man, of course.
Speaker 2Yeah, that sounds about right, All right. Well, that was that.
Speaker 1That was that. It was that Good.
Speaker 2That was that it was that. Good, and it was also. That, was it. How are you feeling?
Speaker 1I'm feeling well, thank you. Oh yeah, you asked how I'm feeling about this episode. Right, it feels good.
Speaker 2Mostly because I'm out of sips.
Speaker 1Soon am I.
Speaker 2Okay, Yoda.
Speaker 1Are you?
Wrap Up and Final Thoughts
Speaker 2out of sips? Yes, am so. Am I so? Uh, that means we're all out of episode? I guess so, but before we wrap this up, would you like to tell me what's ruining your life? What do you have to complain about today?
Speaker 1I have to come up with something to complain about.
Speaker 2Isn't that the worst?
Speaker 1Yeah, can't you just complain.
Speaker 2Just to complain about something.
Speaker 1I mean yeah.
Speaker 2Can I complain about complaining?
Speaker 1I mean, some people are like that. I guess I have to complain about work again.
Speaker 2Once again, of course. Why not?
Speaker 1I mean, when they expect me to do something that should be at least two people working on, I have to do by myself and I don't really enjoy that, right, it's kind of stressful, yeah. So yeah, that's what I'm complaining about. It happened a few times this week and I wasn't too thrilled about it, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1So what's ruining your life?
Speaker 2I would like to complain about how little I've seen you this week.
Speaker 1True.
Speaker 2I saw you Thursday morning.
Speaker 1Yeah, and.
Speaker 2Monday morning. Monday morning For like what? 10 minutes?
Speaker 1Yeah, 15 minutes at most, yeah, and Monday morning, monday morning For like what? 10 minutes.
Speaker 2Yeah, 15 minutes at most.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, Monday wasn't great because we were opening the store to the public and I woke up too late. I like completely misjudged the time.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, you had to bike.
Speaker 2And like the time was like what? 33? Like 5.33, and the bus was leaving at 5 45 and it takes at least 10 to 15 minutes to walk yeah, I was like there's no way I'm gonna make this, but I still took my chances and I stole my own bike and I made it onto the bus yeah and I was sick on top of that so I wasn't feeling great about that.
Speaker 2Anyway, I'm complaining not because of my lack of planning, but the fact that I did not see you that much this week no, that's true.
Speaker 1I feel like we have been kind of spoiled with walks and everything.
Speaker 2It's been nice.
Speaker 1Yeah, and now it's over. We both work.
Speaker 2It's over. Yeah, between us. Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 1Yeah, no more walks for us.
Speaker 2Right, that's what I meant. I'm breaking up with you.
Speaker 1Walk-wise.
Speaker 2Walk-wise. Yeah, for now, we might get back together.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean we need to get a little bit fatter first.
Speaker 2Oh God, no, it's okay, we really don't. We can still walk, even when we're not fat. Okay, not right now, though.
Speaker 1No, we're not too fat.
Speaker 2We're not that bad, no.
Speaker 1I think we could be worse.
Speaker 2Oh, we have been worse, yes and, yeah, we, we also have been better.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I'm really missing that, honestly, because I I've been noticing that, you know, my clothes don't fit me anymore no I got a lot of smaller clothes for when I was smaller yeah and now those smaller clothes don't fit me no, so I'm wearing sweatpants yeah, yeah, I can feel my shirt getting tighter that's a stretchy shirt, yeah yeah, and you know when, when it is a stretchy shirt, you know it's, it's, uh, it's very tight and that shows you know A lot. Yeah everything, all the you know, bilringar, all the.
Speaker 2Flaps.
Speaker 1Yeah, all the flaps, all my flaps.
Speaker 2Yes, all right, all right.
Speaker 1Are we?
Speaker 2good here. Would you like to wrap this up?
Speaker 1Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 2Okay, thank you for listening to this episode. Hopefully it was entertaining enough for you. We're definitely going to go live on september 13th for live mad libs yeah, that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1It's good that it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2This is it decided if we're actually drinking or not? We?
Speaker 1can be be drinking.
Speaker 2We can drink. That sounds good. Yeah, yeah, okay. We'll say that for now. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I'm going to remember what I'm supposed to say. Yeah, Thanks again. We'll see you at the or we probably already saw it. No, we will see you at the live.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And we'll be back next Tuesday with another super fun episode. Yeah, as usual. Yes, okay, have a good day.
Speaker 1Yes, bye, bye-bye.
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