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[Leftovers] #146
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okay, hi we're recording we are that's cool and we're recording. Yeah, he's gonna pee himself just check it out, we're not starting over okay no, no, no, we are going to continue like we usually do and you know what. You mentioned your leg, and then I noticed this, but I don't know if it's from myself, they probably are but it's like it's also kind of annoying yeah, burning skin what I don't know?
Speaker 2:okay, cool cool, cool, but did you know I? Wish I I could do accents yeah, I'm not good at them either. No, that's too bad, I'm Russian. No, no.
Speaker 1:Russian no.
Speaker 2:No, no, keep going, do it again. Da, da, da, da.
Speaker 1:Da, da, da Da.
Speaker 2:Da, da Da. That's what Russians are A bunch of babies.
Speaker 1:I think so maybe yeah, put this, yeah, um, um.
Speaker 2:I maybe I'm spasiba spasiba spasiba.
Speaker 1:That's thank you, I think okay, uh is, I don't know, I don't, I don't really know russian, I guess I don't know anything that's we done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why? Why? Um, that's like see you, we'll see you again or something.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah see you later, alligator yeah, that's what that means yeah, see you later, alligator.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it's the direct translation yeah because they're all secretly alligators yeah, I think, I think so that's what I've heard baby alligators baby alligators that's russians, they're russians.
Speaker 1:Uh, uh, yeah, little tiny baby.
Speaker 2:Alligators and schnappi ah, okay, okay, I, I'm not too familiar with that the song haven't I showed you? Yeah, okay, I I have heard the song I think it's german ah, okay I could be wrong but uh, I'm not too familiar with that.
Speaker 1:That's too bad.
Speaker 2:It's not like a favorite of mine.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:Because it's they feel very Russian, but they're Germans and yeah, I don't know, those are war starters.
Speaker 1:Russians yeah, potatoes, that's what potatoes are. Potatoes start wars.
Speaker 2:And Russians and Germans.
Speaker 1:And crocodiles.
Speaker 2:Or alligators, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1:Hmm, yeah, I'm not sleeping.
Speaker 2:K-B used to be. No, K-G used to be Hmm.
Speaker 1:K-B used to G. Yeah, yeah okay, all right.
Speaker 2:Russians.
Speaker 1:Russians and alligators.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and combining them.
Speaker 1:With babies Okay.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:I can breathe Cool yeah, me too. That's good, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay yeah me too.
Speaker 1:That's good, um, okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay. Those are good words, they are that we rarely use, right, okay?
Speaker 2:um, yeah, look at the time yeah, do you want to uh record the entire thing today?
Speaker 1:Let's. Oh, that's tempting. You want to split this, maybe? Hmm, okay, what are we doing then? Should we uh movie on?
Speaker 2:Yeah, we should do the first part, maybe today.
Speaker 1:How exciting. We have plenty of time Tomorrow, maybe, maybe, that should be the first thing that we do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe Mm.
Speaker 1:Get it over with before Before dog, the dog comes over. And then we can uh, uh, we can start movie, but when he gets here we'll have to go for a walk. Okay, and then he goes for walks like every two or three hours.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:After that. So we'll take a few walks. We're going to say cheers a lot tomorrow. Okay, go for it there. Oh, they didn't.
Speaker 2:No, I noticed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Look, I can my belly now.
Speaker 2:You're ripped.
Speaker 1:Yeah, look, I can my belly. Now You're ripped, yeah, rippled.
Speaker 2:Ripples, ripples, ripples.
Speaker 1:That's actually a song about my belly, I think.
Speaker 2:Yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1:Now that I think about it, it sounds a lot like they're describing my stomach.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why we like that movie so much, because it's about my fat. Okay.
Speaker 1:No, I've been feeling like you know how I usually get really bloated up here when I eat. I feel like it's starting to go down a little bit.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I know that my fat levels are kind of going down, so that's cool.
Speaker 2:That's good.
Speaker 1:My weight is kind of stable-ish.
Speaker 2:So how do you know how?
Speaker 1:do I know?
Speaker 2:That your fat levels.
Speaker 1:Because my watch measures Okay. Yeah, because it says so. It told me and I was like, yeah, you must be right, because you're technology and I'm just a human.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do I know? It just pleases its master.
Speaker 1:It doesn't. It does vibrate, so that would be awkward. Though, all the way, no, I don't think I'll use it for that. I'm not that desperate yet. Maybe next time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, this is more like mental pleasing.
Speaker 1:Mental vibrations.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like, oh, you're looking good.
Speaker 1:It starts flirting with me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wink, wink.
Speaker 1:Wow, thank you, but yeah, I'm feeling a little bit like I'm getting back on track.
Speaker 2:Good good.
Speaker 1:We're going to talk about that more later.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Wink, wink, wink yeah, way later really later waiter waiter. We're gonna talk about that waiter check please checks in the mail male and female oh okay, no, uh, can we start this please?
Speaker 2:And the Czech is that like a person from Czechoslovakia?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I need to show you my bank account.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Speaking of Czech.
Speaker 2:Right now, yeah, are you?
Speaker 1:drunk. This is really important.
Speaker 2:Are you drunk you?
Speaker 1:have to know things. I'm not. How dare you? I have to show you my bank account. For some reason I got more money put into my account. I don't know where it came from, but I'm not going to question it. So I have, for the fun outtakes here, $74,637.
Speaker 2:Dollars. Wow, is that like a million.
Speaker 1:No, it's like 600,000. It's over half.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I want to give you the actual numbers though.
Speaker 2:I thought you wanted to give me some of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in food. So remember 74637. 74637.
Speaker 2:wanted to give me some of them, yeah, in food, uh.
Speaker 1:So remember 74 637 74, 637, uh, not with the zero at the end, okay, 696 747 6 000 or 600, 696, 7 700. Yeah, almost 700. But I'll probably have 700-ish by the time we get there If I don't steal from it. Who knows, never know with me.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Unreliable, so I think we'll be okay. Okay good, do you think we can blow?
Speaker 2:We're not gonna.
Speaker 1:That's not where I meant to stop. I had to think about what I was thinking or say. I had to think about what I was gonna say and I stopped at the worst part.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, do you think that we can blow 700,000 kronorm in the States? Maybe, but maybe we shouldn't't it would be cool to have a house in the states no, here yeah, that would be cool or maybe I'll just keep saying that we're gonna get a house and then just hold on to my money so that we can get the other house yeah it's a cute house it is I like it? So for the next like 30 years, right, that's what I meant can you like?
Speaker 2:sorry, my nose was yeah, you're, you're making faces, I am I don't mean to. You're trying to make me laugh I don't mean to no, but um. So can you like invest the money and make it grow?
Speaker 1:yeah, I get interest and stuff on it okay or whatever you want to call it okay cool, yeah, so I'll get like an extra. Well, the last one was like 500 I think, so, and that's monthly oh really yeah, and for it's like a percentage of what is in, it's's like probably 10% or something of what's in the account.
Speaker 2:How long is that Forever?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's always been that way.
Speaker 2:Okay, hmm, yeah, then you should definitely save it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I just want to make sure that we're going to be okay when we go to the States because that's what I'm kind of worried about the most, because I know we're probably going to need to get more gas on the way and all the food for all the people is going to add up, and then you've got Universal and Florida in general, which is a lot more, and then we've got to eat there too, and I don't think my uncle is gonna cover everything. Maybe one meal, but I don't know no probably not even no, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh, should we start this? It's your turn okay, I'm no crook. Um okay, I am not a crook.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, political again no.
Speaker 1:What, oh, what Is this our political episode? I?
Speaker 2:guess so, but no, let's move away from the political stuff. But that's like 50 years ago, so it's not.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's not relevant.
Speaker 2:No, that's Nixon, if you didn't know.
Speaker 1:It's not relevant, nixon, no it kind not relevant.
Speaker 2:Nixon no.
Speaker 1:It kind of sounded like president relevant.
Speaker 2:Ah, okay.
Speaker 1:Relevant president relevant Nixon.
Speaker 2:I have to explain my dumb joke. Yeah, why you're laughing so much.
Speaker 1:Why I'm laughing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but.
Speaker 1:I have a dream.
Speaker 2:Okay, yes. That this episode will not get political. Be careful, I might shoot you can you not?
Speaker 1:I just wanted to tell you about a dream okay that I had. No, don't shoot me loading. Again, I believe things happened and then I went to work, I think. Yeah yeah, yeah, Because after no, that was Sunday.
Speaker 2:What did?
Speaker 1:I do. What did I do? Did I work on Saturday? Did we meet? Did I see you on Saturday? I have to find out what happened on Saturday. I don't know why. This is the most difficult part of life, but I did work on Saturday. You did. Let's find out.
Speaker 2:Oh, we went to throw us up A little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not that nice.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:So then it'll work out for us at least.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, we have a plan.
Speaker 1:Because on Fridays I only have a morning class and that's it until the rest of the day, I mean until movie night, so we can have movie dates.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So that'll be okay. Yeah, can I get a little off topic? Sure, just a side note here. Would I don't know, I don't know if it will work, I don't know, never mind. Well, one of the guys was asking if I wanted to go to a barbecue on Wednesday.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And I was thinking that maybe you'd want to go with me but it's, it's at four. I don't think it would matter if we arrived late no but then again it's an upsala it's an upsala um yeah, why not? Then I wouldn't have someone to make sure that I'm good. I need supervision, you know yeah and you can meet the people I work with. I guess yeah, because I guess he, uh, he was inviting some people from work and some of his other friends okay, yeah, could be cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, um, uh, where in upsala would that be?
Speaker 1:I'm not really sure I got an address, but I didn't really look it up.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But I'm guessing it might be like around the school.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:The university. I could be wrong, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:Maybe we can like.
Speaker 1:Look it up first.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or like meet at a place, you and I, and then we get there together, go there together. Or we can we get there together, go there together, or we can just go there together. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Anyway, we can be late.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I mean that you wait for me.
Speaker 1:We can catch the same bus or train.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you're not working.
Speaker 1:I don't think so. No okay, I'm scheduled for Monday and maybe Sunday.
Speaker 2:Okay, I thought it was like after work thing.
Speaker 1:A lot of people's schedules got cut down a lot.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I think that we're just really overstaffed, and we're expecting a lot more business. Oh so yeah, sorry, burping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, it oh.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, sorry, burping um yeah, um, okay, sorry, uh, yeah, that was. Are you done here?
Speaker 2:uh, yes, no you're gonna catch a bus home, or yeah?
Speaker 1:I didn't like that joke Are you going to look up how much does Mel Gibson's Scottish accent cost?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:How much is it worth?
Speaker 2:No, I'm just going to look something up before, but you can talk about the movie.
Speaker 1:I'd like to tell you about the movie.
Speaker 2:Yes, please.
Speaker 1:Is it really important?
Speaker 2:What? No, I'm going to look at that later.
Speaker 1:Okay, yes, I'm going to tell you about Braveheart.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 1:But I already said that. Yeah, I also told you about Mel Gibson. Yeah, now you can look up your thing, did you like it?
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Did you get what you were looking for? Yeah, will you tell me?
Speaker 2:Yes, so what did you think about this?
Speaker 1:movie. I'm supposed to ask you that, okay, uh. So yeah, yeah, uh, I don't know, uh, this trying to do math. I'm not very good at it though no, geometry no no I can't shape my way through the years, so I'm like I'll say 2018 okay, which was eight years, six years, six years ago, seven years ago.
Speaker 2:Seven.
Speaker 1:Seven.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what I was supposed to say.
Speaker 2:Well, you know the.
Speaker 1:Does the Terminator rape Sarah Connor?
Speaker 2:No, it's Sarah Connor Robin Williams.
Speaker 1:Ramen, what Ramen?
Speaker 2:Ramen.
Speaker 1:Ramen.
Speaker 2:Williams, yeah, ramen Williams, robin Williams, mm, okay, ramen, ramen, ramen williams yeah ramen williams, robin williams, okay, and um what?
Speaker 1:no, we've been uh re-watching breaking bad, so I was gonna say meth but that's a different okay, so yes, he, um, he did, did that.
Speaker 2:And uh, yeah, the this movie is about that.
Speaker 1:Uh, him inventing this flying rubber thing, um, and he also go I can't see it no, it was supposed to start, hello hello there, it's right there.
Speaker 2:See it now I see it.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's open this up, oh.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, should I keep that no.
Speaker 1:We've already opened.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:This is part two Open part two. Open part two.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't even think about this for the podcast. Oh no, I was thinking for the movies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I kind of forgot that we were going to record.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, it was kind of in the back of my mind, but I was editing the first part.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I wasn't really thinking about the second part. No, that's already, and I was thinking today before I went into the shower.
Speaker 1:What do you think about before you go into the shower? No, no.
Speaker 2:I was like wait, we didn't do the what's ruining your life? No, we forgot that part. Oh yeah, we haven't done the second part yet.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:So yeah, it's going to happen today.
Speaker 1:It's going to happen. We're going to do this. It feels weird doing this while being awake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:Not sleep talking.
Speaker 2:Talking in my sleep. Okay, so not sleep talking, talking in my sleep Okay. So yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1:What? And open eyes. I asked them to Hold on. I can't talk at the same time. I'm going to breathe heavily while I look.
Speaker 2:That's a sign of you reading.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm reading.
Speaker 1:I'm reading. I love it.
Speaker 2:That's why sign of you reading.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm reading. I'm reading. I lost it. That's why you're silent, that's why I'm silent, because I lost it, okay.
Speaker 2:Really get in there.
Speaker 1:Really get inside me Just really deep in there oh.
Speaker 2:Pass yeah.
Speaker 1:Hi, hello, okay, okay, you like pigs, we already covered that. Oh yeah, okay, structured meals and protein heavy snacks will help, or, uh, like last night and I had like three energy drinks, yeah I thought about like pound, what pound? Yeah, okay, energy drinks, yes, Energy drinks. Okay, okay. Okay, I'm sorry, let me try this again. Okay, I don't know where I was. You metabolize caffeine at a medium rate fast enough that one coffee won't ruin your sleep 12 hours later, but slow enough that, if you pound it all afternoon, I can't read this Afternoon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then.
Speaker 1:And then I have you know.
Speaker 2:It's okay today, right now, Right now it's okay yeah.
Speaker 1:Um, but uh, um, what was I? What was I gonna say? Um, I was going to say something, I completely lost it. What were we saying?
Speaker 2:We were talking about caffeine nine hours before bed.
Speaker 1:Right, oh yeah, try this again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's going to be a lot of stops.
Speaker 1:So many different audio clips in one episode, okay.
Speaker 2:This is going to be a mess. I mean, it's about your DNA, so Right, it's messy, we're still good, Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Good timing. I appreciate that, yeah, um.
Speaker 2:My phone is funny, hmm.
Speaker 1:Do I need to read it again or tell them to shut up?
Speaker 2:I'm more like waiting for me to speak.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me tell them to calm down. Yeah, you can stay here.
Speaker 2:Yes, hey guys.
Speaker 1:We're trying to record.
Speaker 2:Ludde, try not to kill him.
Speaker 1:What Snack you can eat. The Absolutely as long as you Wait, only if you get rid of the ball in your room. Okay.
Speaker 2:Maybe you should read it again.
Speaker 1:I'm going to read it again.
Speaker 2:Now, I forgot about it.
Speaker 1:Okay, true or false? Your genes suggest you feel stress more acutely than average, but also recover relatively quickly once the trigger is gone. So, you might spiral in the moment, but bounce back faster than people expect.
Speaker 2:Tell me, why I'll tell you when I'm ready yeah, we should make like an answer to that song oh, let me think about it wouldn't that be funny to make like answers to songs like that same um same melody just the answer. Change the lyrics. Answer I think there's one Swedish song that actually does that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, okay, can I still pull it up? Let's see. I mean, it's like as we, you've had a long time to think about this.
Speaker 2:I did and what I had yesterday. I don't have anymore, but I'm gonna bring it up anyways.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, you don't.
Speaker 2:No, I don't Not right now, but I had yesterday you did.
Speaker 1:You're gonna complain about what happened yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because it's part of this episode.
Speaker 1:Right, Okay. So yeah, I'm gonna pretend that oh.
Speaker 2:Okay. So yeah, I'm going to pretend that, oh no.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, it still burns.
Speaker 2:I have this burning sensation. That's weird it was, but it still is. Let's pretend.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, almost I'm going to pretend that I'm out of sips, because there's no way I'm talking this.